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Once upon a time, in a town named Northstar, an anthromorphic dalmatian named Marshall was driving a few of his friends to the town's newest theme park, Anshine World!

When the bus arrived, everyone ran off in excitement.

''Wow, everyone must be really excitited to experienced over new theme park!'' Said Shallare.

''Yeah, I mean, just look at those rides!'' Said Marshall.

''Yeah, but I'm sure that the rollar coaster isn't complete yet'' Said Shallare.

''What? Why are you opening a theme park when it isn't even done?'' Said Marshall.

''Hey, it isn't our fault, Anshine wanted us to do it'' Said Signol.

Marshall just rolled his eyes.

Meanwhile, Birch & CJ were trying out the duckie ride, CJ's little sister, Charley, somehow got herself into the water.

''I'm one with the duckies!'' Said Charley.

''Wait, I can hear that one talk!'' Said Birch.

CJ stretched her arms to see what was in the water and found her little sister.

''Charley? What were you doing there?'' Said CJ.

''Oh, I just think it was fun'' Said Charley.

''It can't you almost drowned!'' Said Birch.

''Oh'' Said Charley, she walked away.

Meanwhile, Liam & Sandra were at the duck shooting guy.

''You think you can beat me score?'' Said Sandra.

''Totally'' Said Liam.

''Well them, show me them'' Said Sandra.

Liam got out the gun, he shoots & the bullet fell on the ground

''Huh? How did that happen?'' Said Sandra.

''I don't know, maybe I just have terrible aim'' Said Liam.

Sandra shrugged, ''Yeah, it's probably that''

In the mean time, Anshine was interviewing Katherine Mulligan.

''So, how did you get the cash to built this theme park?'' Said Katherine.

''Good question! It's all hard work and dedication!'' Said Anshine.

''Wow, that's really inspiring'' Said Katherine.

''Anyways, that's our interview with Anshi-'' Said Katherine before getting crushed by a roller coaster cart.

''Signol! Shallare! You just killed the news reporting lady'' Said Anshine.

''Oh no! What have we just done?'' Said Shallare.

''Yeah, we must make the roller coaster more safe!'' Said Signol.

''You know, I was getting the idea of closing this whole thing down, but we can do that too'' Said Chase.

Shallare & Signol were on the top of the roller coaster again, this time testing a much more safe.

''Alright, I think it's safer now'' Said Shallare.

''Let's check that'' Said Signol.

Signol pushed the cart, it was off the roller coaster.

''Where did it go?'' Said Shallare.

Meanwhile, CJ was talking to her sister about being more safe.

''And that's why you shouldn't go into rides!'' Said CJ.

''Oh, well, I guess that makes sense'' Said Charley, suddenly, CJ got hit by the cart and was pushed into the ring throwing game, impaling herself.

''What's going on?'' Said CJ before taking her last breath, dying after that, a ring them was thrown into CJ's heart.

''Look! Why do I get a perfect shot here but not in the duck shooting game?'' Said Liam.

''Hey Liam, look'' Said Birch, Liam saw CJ's dead body.

''Oh, well that's tragic'' Said Sandra, suddenly, Anshine ran into the gang.

''Hey guys! The roller coaster is finally done!'' Said Anshine.

''Wow! Really?'' Said Milly.

''Yep! It is!'' Said Anshine.

''Yeah!'' Said Milly & Molly at the same time.

''You wanna go too?'' Said Marshall

Chase simply responded, ''No''

''But why?'' Said Marshall.

''Well, it's because I fear roller coasters!'' Said Chase.

''How can you even fear roller coasters?'' Said Charley.

''I don't know, they just freak me out'' Said Chase.

''Oh, well that's fair I guess'' Said Charley.

Everyone expect Chase walked over to the roller coaster, ready for some roller coasting action!

''Alright, are you guys ready?'' Said Anshine.

''Yep!'' Said All.

''Alright, let's get this thing started!'' Said Anshine, he got into his shack and pressed the roller coaster move button, and them, all the carts rode off.

''Hey, I'm pretty sure you forgot that your roller coaster looks like that'' Said Chase, Anshine looked up to see his roller coaster as a grabled mess of a coaster.

''Holy shit'' Said Anshine.

Meanwhile, on the roller coaser, everyone was having a time of their lives, however, Birch & Liam's cart led a pencil to fall out, leaving the track that was being hold by said pencil to fall off.

''Hey, I'm pretty sure that part just fell'' Said Sandra.

''What?'' Said Charley.

Suddenly, Charley & Sandra, Milly & Molly and Marshall carts fell...

Until they hit another track.

''Phew, that was close'' Said Marshall.

Meanwhile, Birch & Liam's cart was driving as fast as it could when it suddenly came past a tunnel, which torned Birch's hands and belly off.

''Hey Birch what's going on?'' Said Liam.

''My hands! They're gone! And my stomach too!'' Said Birch.

''Oh, don't worry, it won't hurt a bit'' Said Liam, Birch them passed out.

''You see kids, Birch was being a lousy pussy cause she can't handle pain'' Said Liam, Liam looked back and saw an entire wall of glass.

''Oh crap! Turn this thing off!'' Said Liam.

The cart was threw the glass, all Liam could do is scream as his body was turned into paper and flew away.

Meanwhile, with the other five they were screaming, like a lot.

''Hey, I think you should stop this'' Said Chase.

''I can't! I can't find a button for it!'' Said Anshine.

''Don't worry! I'll find one!'' Said Chase, he them checked all the buttons.

''How about that one?'' Said Anshine, Chase pressed that button, wondering what it'll do.

Suddenly, in the ride, Milly & Molly chair broke, sending both Milly & Molly in the air with the cart following suit.

''How did that even happen?'' Said Sandra.

''Logic I guess'' Said Marshall.

Milly, Molly & the Cart were flying through the air, when they finally fell, Molly flew through the turnstile and got shredded to death, Milly fell next to the turnstile.

''Phew that was a close one'' Said Milly

However, the cart hit Milly, shredding her too to death.

Charley & Sandra were shocked.

''They were so young!'' Said Charley.

''Aren't you too?'' Said Sandra.

''Whatever'' Said Charley.

Suddenly, Marshall came from his cart to stop Charley's & Sandra's cart.

''Marshall? What are you doing here?'' Said Sandra.

''I'm trying to stop you!'' Said Marshall.

''You can't though'' Said Sandra.

''I'm still gonna!'' Said Marshall, he them got a call on his walkie talkie.

''Hey Marshall, what are you doing?'' Said Chase.

''I'm trying to stop this cart!'' Said Marshall.

''You know you can't?'' Said Chase.

''I can! But I can't stop it!'' Said Marshall, before being filed, Charley & Sandra just sat there.

''Oh shit!'' Said Sandra, them, Marshall's cart ran into them, they landed up the track and before they could do anything, they were run over by their cart, with Marshall's cart too for good measure.

At them end of the roller coaster, Chase & Anshine were discussing the roller coaster safety.

''Welp, guess, I got to shut this thing down before any more carnage happens'' Said Anshine.

''You probably should'' Said Chase, he them saw Sandra & Charley's cart coming to him.

''Oh fuck!'' Said Chase before being crushed by the cart.

Anshine looked at his dead body, ''Welp, shit like this happens all the time in Northstar!''

The End

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Once upon a time, Birch & CJ were in the snow playing snow ball throwing.

''Here's catch this!'' Said Birch while throwing a snowball.

CJ dodged the snowball, ''Ha! Missed me!''

Birch them got out another snowball.

''I'm gonna totally hit you with this!'' Said Birch, she threws the snowball into CJ's eye.

''Oh shit'' Said Birch, realizing what she had done.

Meanwhile, at the laundromat, the super six were washing their clothes, well expect for Gassy.

''Why are people washing their clothes here? Why can't they do it back home?'' Said Gassy.

''Oh, don't be such a fun police Gassy'' Said Mantis while getting her underwear into the washer.

Gassy just rolled his eyes before he heard something.

''Help!'' Said Birch.

''Oh crap! Birch is in danger! We must save her!'' Said Gassy.

''But Gassy! You do know are clothes may be all wet?'' Said Gems.

''Yeah, that would be horrible!'' Said Snowy.

''That doesn't matter! We must save Birch!'' Said Gassy.

''Come on Snowy! Sneeze a bit and we'll be where Birch is!'' Said Gassy.

Snowy sneezed, the super six were all teleported to the scene, they saw Birch on the ground next to the knocked down CJ.

''Oh no! I think CJ's dead!'' Said Snowy.

''What a tragedy!'' Said Sight-See.

''Don't worry! She's still breathing! I just have to use my super breath on her and them she will be a-ok!'' Said Gassy.

Gassy got into CJ's mouth and passed some breath to here, however, he passed too much breath into her, exploding her and covering her blood everywhere.

''Oh my!'' Said Gems.

''Now I'm glad that I'm only a pixel tall!'' Said Pixel Pixie.

''I wish I was you right now Pixie'' Said Sight-See, having his eyes covered in blood.

However, most terrified was Birch, having a fear of blood herself she looked at her bloody body in disgust.

''Hey, don't worry, it's just ketchup!'' Said Mantis, trying to make Birch easy again.

''That only makes it worse!'' Said Birch, clearly not liking ketchup either.

She fainted and rolled off the cliff, turning her into a small snowball.

''Oh, well, I guess we should go back to the laundromat now'' Said Gassy.

''No! We can't! Look!'' Said Sight-See.

Gassy saw it, it seemed like Nina & Anni were building a snowman.

''I don't know, seems fine to me'' Said Gassy.

''But look! The giant snowball is about to hit them'' Said Sight-See.

''Hmph, that quite the situation, Pixel Pixie, take care of them'' Said Gassy.

Pixel Pixie flew to Nina & Anni snowman.

''Oh hi Pixel Pixie! Why are you here?'' Said Nina.

''I'm here to stop that snowball!'' Said Pixel Pixie.

''Wait, you can?'' Said Anni.

''I mean, Pixel Pixie can use magic'' Said Nina.

''Alright! Block!'' Said Pixel Pixie while setting up a wall, the giant snowball went passed, Pixel Pixie was able to dodge it thanks to the wall but Nina, Anni & the snowman were sucked up.

''Oh wait'' Said Pixel Pixie.

''I think I need company'' Said Pixel Pixie.

''Don't worry! We're still here!'' Said Sight-See.

''Wait, where's Mantis, Gems & Snowy?'' Said Pixel Pixie.

''Oh, they're back at the laundromat'' Said Gassy.

''Well, good for them, anyway, the snowball is still rolling!'' Said Gassy.

''I'll stop that! Butt blast!'' Said Gassy, a laser them came out his butt and sliced the snowball into two, however, the laser cut Nina & Anni too, killing them.

''Well, that plan backfired'' Said Pixel Pixie.

''Yeah, we must think off another one!'' Said Sight-See, Gassy them got an idea.

He got a tree and whacked the snowball away.

Meanwhile, Liam & Raffi were playing a game of DnD.

''You know, this game would be much more interested if you got some one like Marcy to play it instead of me'' Said Raffi.

''Hey, don' complain, just have fun!'' Said Liam, suddenly, Liam's tree house was covered with snow alongside Nina & Anni's legs.

''Huh, where did all of this come from?'' Said Liam.

''And a job well done'' Said Gassy.

''But what about the other one?'' Said Sight-See.

''Nah, who cares about that, let's go back home'' Said Gassy.

''Help!'' Said Brianna.

''Oh my! A cry of help! Let's see what's going on!'' Said Gassy.

''Come on you two! Let's see what's going on!'' Said Gassy, Gassy flew off using his gas while Sight-See & Pixel Pixie followed suit.

When they arrived, they saw that the case was rather silly, apparently, famous mob boss, Polar Boss has stealing dolls of little girls on the playground.

''Ha! Ha! Ha! All your dolls are now my!'' Said Polar Boss.

''I want them back!'' Said Brianna.

''You can't!'' Said Pencrook #1.

''Hey! You! Yeah! You!'' Said Gassy pointing at Polar Boss.

''What do you want, Gassy?'' Said Polar Boss.

''We're here to stop you!'' Said Sight-See.

''Oh yeah? We'll see about that! Get 'em crooks!'' Said Polar Boss.

''Can I be a part of it too?'' Said Mammoth.

Polar Boss sighes, ''Yeah, I guess you can join in too''

''Nice!'' Said Mammoth, getting out his iconic fly swatter, the penguin crooks got out their snowball bazooka's.

''Alright, let the brawl begin'' Said Polar Boss with a smirk on his face.

Sight-See charged into battle, #2 used his bazooka to let his spiked snowballs go into his eyes.

''Hey! I can't see!'' Said Sight-See, sightless now.

''Ha! This new weapon is working perfectly!'' Said #1.

''Don't worry! I'll help you!'' Said Pixel Pixie, she used her wand to turn Sight-See's eyes into normal.

''Thanks for that'' Said Sight-See, however, using his fly swatter, Mammoth swatted Pixel Pixie, killing her.

''Alright #2 let's do this!'' Said Pencrook #1, the two shot all their spikey snowball into Sight-See's mouth, killing him, Gassy, knew he was screwed, ran away.

''I'm sorry kiddos, I just heard someone else needed help'' Said Gassy.

''I think he's lying'' Said Lola.

''He totally is'' Said Lydia.

Meanwhile, running threw town, Gassy saw that Gems & Snowy were standing next to a broken tank truck.

''What happened?'' Said Gassy.

''Well, we tried to stop the snowball, but we accidentally let the truck fall'' Said Gems.

''Also, Mantis is in the snowball'' Said Snowy.

''Hey! Get me out of here!'' Said Mantis, trying to wiggle her way out of the snowball.

''Hey, also, how's is Birch doing? I kinda forgot about her'' Said Gassy.

''Oh, well, she's alright'' Said Gems, pointing as Birch's dead body.

''Oh, well, ok them, now, how do went get this thing out?'' Said Gassy.

''Well, we can always use this snowball to destroy it'' Said Mantis.

''I don't know if that'll work but alright'' Said Gassy, he them picked the ball up and threw it onto the truck, this led to Mantis being thrown right up into the air, killing her.

''Welp, there she goes'' Said Gems.

''Hey, is it feeling like a sauna in here or something?'' Said Snowy.

Suddenly, the town is flooded by water, Gassy, knowing this wasn't the smartest idea, got an idea, he got out Gems' best pickaxe and dug a hole into it where all the water would go, this ended up working but not in the way Gassy expected it too, as almost everyone who was outside at the time was swept into the hole.

''Oh, well that sucks'' Said Gassy.

And the problems didn't end their, as when Snowy & Gems were looking inside of the hole, lava suddenly spewed out and burned half of Snowy's face off.

Gassy, knowing this, went to the biggest mountain to roll the biggest boulder to the hole, the boulder ended up crushing both Snowy & Gems but who cares about them?

''There we go!'' Said Gassy, he them went back to the laundromat to get all his team clothes back, when he was ready to go back to his base, Frank noticed him.

''Hey mister, where were you? I saw you exited the building a few minutes back'' Said Frank.

''Oh well'' Gassy said, he them ran away from the scene.

''Hpmh, this dude really needs to spill the beans'' Said Frank.

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Once upon a time, Lesley & CJ were at their lemonade stand, waiting for customers, suddenly, Marshall & Rocky walked by.

''Oh hey Lesley & CJ, what are you doing?'' Said Marshall.

''Oh, we're trying to sell some lemonade, it's seems like you two are our first customers'' Said CJ.

''Why are you even doing that? There's lemonade cheaper them that at the stores!'' Said Rocky.

''Oh, well, I mean, you gotta let the small businesses thrive!'' Said Lesley.

''Well, I'm not drinking lemonade that may or may not be piss!'' Said Rocky.

''Dude, why are you thinking into it?'' Said Lesley.

While Rocky & Lesley were arguing, Lesley, CJ's younger sister, went into Marshall's wagon.

''Hey Marshall! Let me go!'' Said Charley.

''Sure thing!'' Said Marshall, he let loose of his wagon and let Charley have a joy ride, CJ them looked at Marshall.

''Hey Marsh, where is my younger sister?'' Said CJ.

''Oh, well, she wanted to go inside of my wagon, so I sorta let my wagon loose'' Said Marshall.

''Really Marshall?'' Said Rocky.

Meanwhile, the wagon hit a rock, causing Charley to fly into a mud puddle, Pencrook #1 & #2 looked at the wagon.

''There! A wagon!'' Said #1.

''Let's take this, we might need this for some missions'' Said #2, he them picked the wagon up and ran away.

Marshall & The gang hurried down the hill, going into every bush, wondering where Charley was, and when they found them, they were pretty surprised.

''He! He! I'm covered in mud!'' Said Charley.

''Really?'' Said CJ.

''What's the problem?'' Said Charley.

Rocky picks Charley up, he had his yellow gloves on so he won't get any germs.

''We're gonna give you a big wash down'' Said Rocky.

The four entered into CJ's house, Rocky went upstairs to put on the faucet of the bath tub when suddenly, Marshall said something.

''Hey Rocky, Charley went a bath in the sink'' Said Marshall.

Rocky was confused, ''What? Why does she want that?'' he said, clearly confused.

''I don't know, maybe she likes it'' Said Marshall.

Rocky just rolled his eyes, meanwhile, CJ & Lesley were putting Charley into the sink, they put a few bath toys in it for reasons, Marshall came downstairs and saw everything and smiled.

''You two are doing great!'' Said Marshall.

Suddenly, Marshall hear the phone ring, he picked it up, it was CJ's mother Marsha.

''Hey sweetheart! Hope you're doing ok!'' Said Marsha.

Marshall said in his best CJ impression, ''Yeah mom, I'm doing ok!''

Marsha replieded saying, ''Great! I hope the place's squeaky clean!''

Marshall grinned, he knew that the place was as clean as it is, however, Rocky ran into to see what Marshall was doing.

''Marshall! Look!'' Said Rocky, Marshall followed Rocky to see that Charley was burning in the sink water, she was screaming and crying! All Lesley & CJ could do is watch.

''You gotta do something about this!'' Said Rocky.

''Don't worry! I know!'' Said Marshall, he opened the fridge and got out a frozen turkey and threw it into the sink.

''They we go!'' Said Marshall.

''Now, we can relax in pea-'' Said CJ, but before she could finish, the lights went off.

''Oh crap! What happened?'' Said Lesley.

''I don't know, maybe something wrong with the electricity bills?'' Said CJ.

''Well, don't threat! I'll turn on those pesky lights, now, which one is the light switch?'' Said Marshall, looking at two switches, he pressed the second one, not knowing it was the garbage disposal one.

''Ahhh! Ahh!'' Said Charley, feeling the pain of being pulled into the garbage disposal.

''Marshall! You idiot! You know that's the garbage disposal!'' Said Rocky.

''Hey! Why do some houses even have that button'' Said Marshall, trying to defend himself.

CJ turned off the switch, ''Don't worry Charley! We'll get you outta there!'' Said CJ.

CJ & Lesley got out the wrenches, trying to fix the problem, they ended up letting one of the pipes go loose, however, they were covered in mud.

''Yuck!'' Said CJ.

Gladly though, Rocky was able to get Charley out of the sink with no harm, ''Now, let's put you guys in the bath tub where you belong!''

''You mind if you go with her?'' Said Marshall.

''Ehh, sure'' Said CJ.

And so, the girls all got into the tub, Marshall & Rocky were both feeling quite proud, however, the phone rang again, Marshall ran down seeing what it was.

''Hello?'' Said Marshall in his CJ voice.

''CJ? Is that you?'' Said Marsha.

''Uhh, yeah'' Said Marshall, forgotting his CJ voice.

''I don't think you're CJ at all!'' Said Marsha, Marshall realized that he was fucked.

''Rocky! We must think off something!'' Said Marshall.

''What is it?'' Said Rocky.

''Marsha gonna known we messed with her children, and her eldest bestie'' Said Marshall.

''So? Can we just leave them be?'' Said Rocky.

''No! We must get a plan!'' Said Marshall.

Marshall tried to think off a plan, Rocky just rolled his eyes, suddenly, Marshall got an idea.

''Lightbulb!'' Said Marshall.

In a few minutes, Marshall got out his car, tied a rope to his tire and attacted the rope to the leg of the bath tub.

''Marshall, this is the dumbest plan you've probably ever though off'' Said Rocky.

''Don't worry about it! The three will be perfectly fine!'' Said Marshall.

Marshall them got on the paddles, set up some gas and drove off with the bath tub flying out of the house.

''Am I the only one that it thinks it got suddenly breezy?'' Said CJ.

''You're not alone'' Said Lesley.

Meanwhile, two teenage girls named Sophia & Neveah were walking down the road.

''Eh, how it's going?'' Said Sophia.

''Oh, nothing much, just praying to jesus!'' Said Neveah.

''That girl am I right?'' Said Sophia.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Marshall's car came driving through, the car crashed into Sophia while the tub crushed Neveah.

''Marshall! Why did you do that?'' Said Rocky.

''I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold it!'' Said Marshall.

Meanwhile, Gaylord was attempting to cross the streets, he looked at the traffic light, it went on green.

''Alright Gaylord, be brave about this'' Said Gaylord to himself, he took a few steps and got crushed by the car.

''Marshall!'' Said Rocky.

Marshall rolled his eyes.

''You're a fucking idiot'' Said Rocky, he decided to go on the wheel when he saw Pencrook #1 & #2.

''Alright, let me do this!'' Said Rocky, he drove of the road, dodging them, however, the rope sliced the two crooks up.

''See, you're a killer too!'' Said Marshall, however, the two them saw the ramp of doom!!!!!1.

''Oh shit! We must stop!'' Said Rocky.

''I can't put this crazy thing off!'' Said Marshall, the car went off the ramp and them went into an office building.

''Alright, and that's our business strategy for now, right?'' Said Marsha.

''Yep!'' Said Generic Business guy #5.

''Seems fair to me'' Said Marsha, before getting crushed alive by the car of Marshall, CJ, Lesley & Charley died from the amount of glass now in their bodies too.

''Welp, I'm just gonna say, I hope you will never drive ever'' Said Rocky.

''Well, it's a beginner attempt!'' Said Marshall.

''Hmph'' Said Rocky.