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Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 1-  Holo Spooky CYN

By Lokeefe2023

Uzi Pov

“Aha! Finally, I found it!"

Uzi had been spending the past hour looking for something that she could  use to Finish the last touches on her new weapon. She had no idea what to call it but it had knives on both sides on the pole she attached them to so she would dub it… The Sick as Hell KnifeBlade! It’s a work in progress name. But now she finally found the glue she could now Taped the two sides together to make Them stick which she did to great success.

“Perfection. Another creative breakthrough from yours truly.” Uzi said, congratulating herself.

So after Uzi put the Sick as Hell KnifeBlade on the table after she glued both sides together and looked at it for a bit, she suddenly realized that something was off about her time so far in her room today. CYN was actually being quiet for once.

"Huh. It's quiet. Odd?" 

Uzi was not used to the Absolute of the CYN being quiet for a long while. She wasn’t complaining about that but was weirded out by it not bothering her. Then suddenly while she was looking over her new invention she suddenly felt herself felt Pulled Open by Something which she sees as one of those Camera things and it seems that it's projecting an image which Uzi identified immediately… CYN.

”Oh Great!” Uzi said in response to what she was seeing.

“Hey..Uzi.”

Yep. It was CYN in her holographic Skinned TessaTerror. It must be a recreation of her own memories mixed with its core to create this Hologram because it has the hole it’s Chest from when she ripped out its core. Ugh! It’s more disgusting and annoying to see it here than terrifying considering that it’s not physically present.

”Alright. How did you do this?" She asks CYN, slightly curious how this happened Mostly so she could turn it off.

"Simple. Fought against a problem within your mind to get to this device. Isn't it...great…..Smile."

“What do you mean problem?” Uzi asked her, confused by what it’s talking about.

”No worries. Giggle! Now I’m excusing myself.” She told her.

“Ummm. Where are you going!?” Uzi immediately asks CYN.

”Off to scare your Husband. Fun fun.”  She tells her while Processing out of the room with The Extra limb projecting her getting pulled as well.

”Curse these things for being so long. You are not tormenting my husband again even if you aren’t real.” Uzi said to herself and then immediately told CYN  while getting up from her Chair and following after The holographic Devil.

Uzi didn’t know why she was very worried. N wasn’t back from Security yet so the most CYN could for now was just Look around the house and she wasn’t going to break anything because well…Hologram and all. To be honest it’s probably because he doesn’t want N to feel bad about remembering CYN again and seeing it will cause so many problems. But then just as soon as she was thinking About N She heard the door opening Up which meant only One thing. 

“Shit! I gotta get there before It tries to do anything.” Uzi said while running out of her room. 

N meanwhile was now starting to come through the Door and started by Calling out To Uzi.

“Uzi I’m Back?….”

N then stopped speaking after he noticed Who or in this case what was standing in the Hallway. CYN.

”Hey Big Bro. Missed Me!” CYN said with a smile on its screen.

Then after she said that N just stood there in Shock and Horror at what He Was Seeing. Why was she back? Isn’t she supposed to be inside Uzi? Was he having another waking Nightmare? He thought those were over?

“No Answer? Shrug. Figured.“  CYN responded to N after he said nothing for a bit.

Then Suddenly there was A Shout of Fear from N followed up by CYN’s Hologram Walking closer to him until…

”Ha! I found ya you Extra Limb! As well as you CYN!” Uzi Shouted While Sliding into the room and then pointing At HoloCYN.

“Hymm…Annoyance.” Cyn said in response at Uzi.

N Then saw that Uzi was there on the other side of the Living Room. What would she be doing here if this was his waking nightmare? Does that mean… this is  Real!?

”N. Don’t worry. It’s Not actually Real. Well… it is but you know…Not physically there. It’s being its tricky self and making you scared.” Uzi then told N to assure him that it’s alright.

”It’s not..? I’m not having the twisted nightmares again?” N tried to say in a very nervous and tense tone.

”No. It’s a Hologram. I will prove it.” She told him honestly.

Uzi then looked around the living room to see if there was anything that she could throw that wasn’t going to break easily. Then she saw A Book on the Living Room Table that N was reading earlier.

”Ok N. I’m going to throw this book through it. It’s not going to hit it at all.” Uzi Told N while grabbing the Book with the solver and Now holding it in her left Arm.

”But what about that Hologram that is Made of V from back on Earth. That Felt Real!”

“It was trying to trick you. We talked about this when you told me about what happened while I was with “Tessa.” Uzi explained and reminded him. “Now I’m going to throw this book and It is  going to go through it. Got it N?”

So Uzi took a step back and began to throw the book through CYN’s Hologram until she remembered an important thing about N. But it was too late for that as had thrown the book which went through CYN and then bopped N on the Head and sent him down to the floor Which was followed by Uzi putting her hand on her screen and CYN laughing at his misery.

“Crap! I forget when N gets nervous and frightened he doesn’t think straight.” Uzi then swore to herself while heading over to where N Was.

“Ha! Pain is Funny.”  CYN said Laughing at N’s Pain.

”Im Ok Uzi! I’m Ok.” N then immediately said to Uzi while now rubbing his head and Getting up from the Floor.

”Sorry. I should have thought of a different way to prove that it wasn’t real to you.” Uzi said in a guilty manner about what just happened.

“It’s Ok. I’m fine." N assured her.

 “So…it’s not real.”

”No. Just a complete menace.” She told him. “Don’t know why it decided to do this now but I’m sure we can get through this like usual.” 

“Yeah. We will. N said while smiling back at her. “Can I have a Hug?” 

 “Sure thing you lovable husband of mine.” 

So Uzi went over to N and wrapped her arms around him with him Wrapping his arms around her with Joy in doing so. Uzi knew that this would be a way of cheering him up like it always does along with her presence in general. And that is something that CYN could never take away.

“Ick! It’s even worse seeing it in person.” CYN then remarked while being on the sidelines watching this Hug take place.

“You’re just jealous that he likes me way more than you.” Uzi snarked back while continuing to look at N.

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Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 2 - The Creation of the New Doorman Part 1

By Lokeefe2023

Uzi Pov 

The next week after All that Stuff went down with CYN gaining the power to become a hologram and all of that happened Uzi had been thinking about stuff with herself about possibly having a kid with N. It’s very weird but something about seeing CYN somewhat physically there again after all this time made her think about how Much N probably missed having a drone to watch over like CYN before she turned into…Whatever she is at this point. 

So that is what brought her to now researching everything about Pillbabies just so she could be sure that nothing would go wrong with her mixing her data with N’s and judging by this info it won’t at all. So While she was investigating this Stuff She once again felt like her insides were being opened which only meant that the absolute of the CYN was using the Holographic system to Project herself again. Didn’t it cause enough trouble last week? So Uzi slowly turned around in her chair to see the holographic recreation of CYN waving at her.

“Hehehe. Hey Uzi. What are you doing?”  CYN’s hologram form giggled and then spoke to Uzi.

“Nothing that concerns you. I’m busy figuring out how to have a kid with N.”  Uzi told her.

“Oh. A kid? Interesting. Giggle.” CYN Said with Intrigue. “Could I have involvement in it?” 

“Yeah. Don’t start anything.” Uzi then immediately said to It, Threating The hologram. “If you infect this Potential Pill baby that I want to have with N… You would wish you would die!” 

“Tense one here. Smirk.”  Cyn then said with a smile.“I didn’t even say such a thing.” 

“Shush! God, I need to remove this hologram ability from you somehow.”

“You can’t…unless that problem decides to come back and take it from me.” 

“Still don’t understand what that means by the way.” 

“And hopefully will never find out. Laugh, giggle.” 

“Ok? That’s not foreboding or anything.” Uzi said slightly concerned about what it was talking about. “Any more insights on your supposed attempt to influence my future kid?”

“No. But telling Big Brother N is now on my list.” She then said while grinning.

“Yeah… I’m Telling N that I want a kid. Not You!” Uzi shouted At It.

“Angry.” 

“Get used to it. You excuse me now during this time…I have a wonderful husband who I want to tell this information to.” 

 Uzi then after saying that, headed for the door to her Room and then noticed that the extra Limb that was projecting CYN was currently within the doorway which then gave her an idea.

“Oops. I’m shutting the door on your Projection. I’m sure nothing bad will happen.” Uzi said while closing her door on CYN.

“You bit…” 

And that was all Uzi heard after the Holoprojector fell to the floor within her room and then had a smile after that happened.

“There! Now it will be quiet for the time being.” Uzi then said with confidence.

So with that now out of the way she could tell N about what she wants to do without any distractions. Luckily N was there on the couch in the living room chilling. Perfect… that gave her the best opportunity to say what she wants to say to him now without interruptions. So she sat right down next to N and just waited for him to notice that he was there.

“Hey Uzi. How's my wife doing lately?” N said after turning to see her sitting beside him.

“I have been doing well.” She tells him.

“That’s great. Did you have anything important that you wanted to say to me?” N then asked her immediately, reading her mind. “You have been in your room for a while today.”

“Well. Here goes nothing.”  

“You see N…. I want to have a kid with you.” She then flat out tells him.

“With me? Really? But isn’t that going to cause problems because we're so different.” N then asked her. “Not that I would be upset because I know we would figure those problems out.” 

“No. It's not a problem at all. There's no worry in terms of stuff happening to a potential baby.” She responded to him.

“Re…Really? How?”

“Yep. All we have to do is combine both of our data into an empty UNN and that's how you create a Pillbaby.”  Uzi explains to him. “I have read up all the information about this today so I could tell you.” 

“That’s it? I thought it was more complicated considering how Your Mom described it.”  N said, surprised by Uzi’s Response. 

“Nope! It’s that simple.” She tells him. “Also my Mom overreacts things sometimes.”

“Wow! Our Own Kid. I’m so excited!” N said happily at this new idea being presented to him. “I know you’re going to do great at being a mother and I'm going to be the best dad ever.”

“I don’t know about that N. The track record for Doorman mothers isn’t so good.” Uzi remarks while shifting a little on the couch. 

“But that doesn’t mean it wouldn’t change with my help and support. Don’t get so hung up on your Mom’s kinda bad track record in parenting.” N assures her.

“Thanks. I know I shouldn’t be focused on that thought process but I can’t help it.” 

“Do you want to have a hug?” N then asks her after noticing her stress lines.

“Yes.” Uzi said to him.

So Uzi and N got close to each other and then hugged each other with warmth and comfort like usual. 

“Don’t overthink this. You will be great as a mom.” N tells her as they hug.

“Ok. I will try my best just for you.” She lets him know.

But while that was happening Another Extra Limb was coming out of Uzi which she didn’t notice until she looked up and saw HoloCyn projecting itself again while waving to her which made her let go of N's Hug.

“Hehehe. I’m back.”  

Well. So much for the peace and quiet.

“So big brother wants to be a Dad?  Which in terms makes me an aunt.”  She then said which edging closer to N.

“And I just cringed inside from it saying that.” Uzi Said in response to CYN's response.

“I don’t think that’s how it works Cy…Absolut…Whatever you are?” N tries to say to CYN.

“Idiot. That’s definitely how it works.” 

“Definitely not how it works.” 

Then suddenly to the surprise of all of them, even CYN heard the door open and turned to see who it was.

“Yo! Lovebirds. I’m going to be returning the Marriage gift you gave me and Liz later on today. I mean, why did you give us…

It was V who was there at the door who then suddenly and immediately went through five different emotions between looking at Uzi and N on the couch cuddling in utter confusion and then looking straight at the HoloCYN who was standing there with Utter Internal Anger,Rage and Fury.

“Heya V. Guess who's back.” CYN then immediately said to her, while having a menacing grin on her face.

N then turned to look at V’s face and he immediately knew what was probably going to happen so he decided to quickly tell V what was going on.

”Umm V. Before you blow our house up you really should understand that….”

“GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU TWISTED MONSTER. DIE ALREADY!.” 

“Oh Shi…” 

A Half and Hour Later

15 Minutes after V Completely wrecked The living Room trying to Kill the HoloCyn Uzi then Banned V from her Weapons Via Admin privileges until She Stopped. Then she was then sent to the couch until Uzi cleaned up the living room which she has been doing for the next 15 minutes after V was Banned From her weapons.

”Ugh! Time out. This is ridiculous.” V then eventually said in disgust while sitting on the couch. “I mean…It’s Not my Fault that this Thing decided to crawl out of The Hell that is your Mind.”

"Relax! I finished cleaning the place up. You’re not punished.” Uzi then responds to her while finishing fixing the Broken Chair.

”It feels like it. That thing is still sitting next to me and you banned me from my weapons.” She grumbled.

“I will unban you before you leave. Calm down.” She lets her know.

Meanwhile HoloCYN was indeed Sitting next to V still having a Grin on its face Who then was now edging closer to her.

“Big Sister Uzi is having a Kid. I’m so proud...Smile.” 

“You Stay Silent Skin-walker!” V then said with anger while pointing at the stupid hologram. “If you were really here I would eat your core and digest it And Like every minute of it.”

”If you did eat that thing you would have to deal with my situation by hearing it every second of your life.” Uzi then reminds and brings her about what she did to it.

“Oh. Right.” V then remembers. “God I hate this thing. So what is it talking about you two having a kid?” 

“Before you showed up I was having a chat with N about having a kid.” Uzi explained to her. 

“Oh. Congrats or something I guess.” V said unceremoniously.

“Really. That’s all the emotion you can have for me and N potentially having a kid?” 

“I don’t care for kids. You should know this about me and Liz.” V reminds her.

“Come on V. At least for me, try to be a bit more excited.” N then asks her genuinely.

“For information… I’m the exclusive aunt for Big Brother's Kid.”  CYN then said to V.

“You know what….Fine! If it means that holographic corpse breath over here isn’t thinking it can take over your kid then sure.”  V then blurted out to them both  after hearing CYN’s comment.

“Thanks V! I knew you would come around.”  N said, pleased by her Answer. 

“You’re Welcome I guess.”  She tells him.

“Hmm. Someone is Jealous. Wink…smirk.”  CYN then remarked and smiled at her.

“Hiss!” V then snapped at CYN.

“Angry.” 

“Alright! I’m not letting you destroy the place again. You can go V.” Uzi then lets her know.

So Uzi then used Her Admin Powers To unban V To let her have access to her Weapons and Then Led to her Getting up from the couch and Heading for the door but not without trying to take one last shot at CYN which was stopped by just one Look from Uzi.

“Just… Make sure that thing isn’t going to be Real again anytime soon.” 

So V finally left the place leaving Uzi,N and CYN there in the living room. Then HOLOCyn turned its direction towards Uzi with another twisted smile on its face.

“Don’t listen to V. I will be the only Aunt The baby needs.” 

“Still cringe and Creepy.” Uzi said once again to It.

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Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles 

The Creation of the New Doorman Part 2

By Lokeefe2023

Uzi Pov

After Almost an hour of cleaning Uzi had finished cleaning up the Extra empty room that She and N had that they were going to use for Their Upcoming Pill baby. Since they were getting it soon it made sense to get the room set up beforehand so it would be a more smooth process then getting the Pillbaby and having it spend its time without a room. 

So After she got the room set up she decided to Tell N That she Finished Getting the Extra Room cleaned only to find that after she reached Downstairs In the living Room to see that N wasn’t there. So he must of went somewhere to either get something or Went To V and Lizzy’s Place because He was trying to convince V on that Kids aren’t so bad after-all. That was ok as that just meant more time  for her to think about having a Baby And all the responsibilities that leads to.

“Sigh. Am I actually cut out for this?” Uzi questioned if she could do this.

Uzi was still not sure if she was ready for having a pillbaby considering everything that involved  her parents and thinking about how that could affect things. Sure She had Patched things up with both her Dad and Mom there was still the whole thing with Her Mom not Trusting N still And The whole Disassembly Drone thing. So she hoped that she wouldn’t be too mad that she was having a baby with him.

But she would worry about that once she Told her about the Baby after they get in a couple weeks. For now she will continue with getting things all set up and then She and N will get it and deal with the problems when they come along. Then While She was thinking about all of this stuff She suddenly then realized that One of her extra limbs Were open  which meant that CYN was Projecting itself Once again.

”Hehehe. Doing Fun Things.”  The Hologram of CYN said While Playing with Some Knives.

”What are you doing?” She immediately asks CYN.

”Oh. Uzi.”  CYN said Annoyed that Uzi saw her.

”I see that you have raided the kitchen and have stolen some knives for some reason. You better not be planning anything with those.”

“Nothing. Totally not planning to stab V when she shows up again.”

Then immediately After CYN said that Uzi Used The Solver to Confiscate The Knives from her in a quick manner.

”Nope! You’re not going on a Killing Spree against V or are using these Knives.” Uzi shouted at CYN.

Then Uzi realized after she got all the knives that she had them all laid out Like Doll had Them on Prom Night which Uzi swears was not intentional at all. But it was very weird and definitely not foreboding.

”Ok. This is not weird or Spooky at all.” Uzi said while looking at the placement of the knives.

What Uzi didn’t also see or notice was that currently her Eyes were Currently Red Like Doll’s but no one Besides from CYN were able to see it.

”Haha. Funny eyes. Reminds me of another stupid worker.”  CYN Remarked.

”What? No they are not!” Uzi immediately shouted at CYN which made her drop the knives out of anger.

Also after she dropped the knives Her Eyes changed Back to Being Purple with a tint of Yellow.

”Well… they were.”

“You’re just trying to deflect from your actions. Now I have to clean these off the floor. Ugh! You’re a jerk.”  She said while Picking one of the knives off the Floor.

”It was the truth. I saw with my eyes.”

”Yeah. Because you’re so truthful with saying that I should die so N could save the universe.”

”It would have worked if he didn’t care for you so much. Anger.”

“Just quit this plan of Killing V while you're ahead! You’re going to regret it!” Uzi told her in a serious tone.

“I’m not scared of you.”  CYN said while tilting its head.

“But you should be scared of Lizzy.” 

“Giggle laugh. Funny joke.” 

Then after CYN laughed for a bit Uzi just continued to stand there for a few until Uzi went back to picking up the knives while CYN questioned to itself Whenever or not She was telling the truth.

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Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 3 - Sub’s First day Part 1

By Lokeefe2023

N Pov

The Doorman Household

N has been just looking at his and Uzi’s newly gotten Kid for 30 minutes and just smiling because he was so happy at the fact that this was their creation together. He had so many things that he wanted to do with him but he didn’t know where to start. But then an idea came to him. What if he,Sub And Uzi went around the Bunker and show him all the highlights of the place that way he would know where to go once he’s older. That seemed like a great idea to him. So N turned to where Sub was lying down in his crib and looked down at him.

“Hey Sub? Do you want to go on an adventure with me and Mom?” N asks Sub.

Sub’s UNN eyes then just Blinked After He said that.

“He’s not going to understand you yet, remember? He needs to adapt to knowing words like all other worker drones.” Uzi then lets him know on the other side of him.

“Aww Right. I was hoping that it would be sooner considering the fact that he's still our kid and all that extra stuff.” N said in a sad tone.

“I don’t think Sub is that smart just yet. But I think he will be once he's older under our care.” Uzi told him, trying to cheer him up.

“Ok Uzi. I understand.” N said now feeling better and getting what Uzi was trying to say to him. “But that doesn’t mean we can’t show him around the bunker for a while right?”

“I guess that isn’t such a bad idea. It would be nice for him to know his surroundings.” Uzi said, thinking about that idea a bit more.

“Alright. Let’s go take Sub around the Bunker and some other places to show him all the big highlights.” N said happily while getting up from the couch in excitement.

“Ok. But only for a few hours. I still have stuff to do around this place to make the place Pillbaby Proof.” Uzi said while also getting up from the couch and picking up Sub from His Crib.

Outpost 3 

Uzi Pov

So N and Uzi With Sub In her Left hand Were heading off to their First location which Uzi  sooner rather than later realized where they were heading off to first.

“N? Why are we heading to V and Lizzy’s Place?” She asks him.

“Because I figured that would be the first place that we show him.” N explained to him. “Also because your Mom is still mad at me about having a baby with you. So I don't think going to your old place yet is such  a good idea.”

“Don’t worry about my mom N. I will try to ease her about it next time we try to make her a Body together.” Uzi assured him.

That Eased N’s Nerves about Uzi’s Mom. She was not happy with Him having a Kid with Uzi mainly because of her hate towards him which Uzi has been trying to settle to the best of her abilities. N hoped that Things would work out in the End for both him and Nori’s Future Relationship. So N then decided to tell Sub about who V and Lizzy were even though he knows what Uzi said about him not understanding it yet. He just couldn’t help himself.

“Now Sub,V and Lizzy are our very good friends who trust us. Well Uzi doesn't like to or want to admit that .”  N then turns and looks at Sub’s UNN.

“No I don’t.”  She responded back.

“Yes you do… In the weird sibling relationship that you have with them.” 

So Uzi and N arrived at V and Lizzy’s Apartment and N began to knock on the front door of their place.

“V. Lizzy. Are you there? We wanted to show you our Pill Baby that we got yesterday. I'm sure he would like to see you too.” N said while continuing to knock on the door. 

But there was no answer at all, which was very confusing. They usually would answer the door immediately so it was weird.

“Hmmm. No answer.” N said, surprised by that fact. “Maybe they went out for a bit.”

“Hmmm. I don’t think so. Knowing them they are probably doing something like Making Out.” Uzi said while grinning. 

“Uzi.”  He said with an unimpressed look on his face at her Response.

“Ok ok. I guess we should at least look inside to see what they are doing if they are there. But if I see them making out I’m deleting it from my memory again.”

So Uzi slightly pushed Against the Door in order to realize that it was Unlocked which was out of the ordinary for V and Lizzy. So Uzi pushed open  the door and she and N looked inside to see if she could see V or Lizzy only to see that V and Lizzy were in some sort of Pulling competition against Sparky with a sort of Dress in its mouth.

“Keep pulling. No pushing!” V said to Lizzy from behind her.

“I am Pulling!”  She shouted back. “I have been pulling for five minutes with you.”

“Then put some oomph into it.”

“Well I’m trying! I'm not as strong as you.” 

“Weren’t you, while I was gone, going to punch J?” V then reminded her.

“That’s not strength. That’s anger.” Lizzy corrected her. 

“Ugh! It’s ruining the Dress with its slobber. Pull harder!”  She then noticed and shouted out at V to keep going.

“What do you think I’m doing!” V reminded her. “Ugh,Damm Dumb Sentinel!" 

So While that was all happening Uzi decided to slowly shut the door with the Solver and then looked at N and just shook her head.

“Yeah. I’m not dealing with that.” Uzi said to him.

“Uzi? Shouldn't we at least help them out?” N asked her.

“One. We have a kid. Two. It’s their sentinel so it’s their problem. And three… I'm not bringing our kid into Warfare!” She explained to him while increasing in anger.

“Ok. Ok. I am sensing anger rising within you from many factors. Maybe we should take him to the next location I have in mine.” N assures her.

“Ok. Fine. Maybe going somewhere else will be good to ease myself.” She said, calming herself down.

Then Suddenly Both Uzi and N both heard an Explosion from within the apartment and smelled some Smoke as well coming through the Door.

“Are you sure that we can’t check on them?” N asked once again.

“Sentinel. Kid. Not happening.”  Uzi reminded him.

“Ok. I guess we can just check in on them later.” N said to Uzi. “So now let’s move on to the next location I want to show Sub.”

“So where did you want to show him next?” She asks Him.

“Outside.” N told her happily.

“Oh. Wait what!?”

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Doorman Chronicles

Chapter 4- Sub’s First Day Part 2

By Lokeefe2023

N Pov

So Uzi and N were now outside The bunker which was very confusing and slightly concerning to Uzi considering the fact that J was still out doing whatever she was doing now. The last that any one has heard of her was that she was going off planet and not coming back at all. She knew what  N was doing with being out here because he wanted to Show Sub the Outside world. It's just that she really didn’t want to Deal With J and once again not have warfare with their Child Present. So she just hoped that J wasn’t there at all at the current moment and they could leave without issues. 

“N? Is this a good idea to be out here with her around?” Uzi asked Him while suddenly becoming angry when mentioning J.

“Oh J?” N said, realizing who she’s talking about. “I don’t think she’s going to come out here even if she wanted to.”

“Well…Good! Because if she was around I would personally put her in her place by…

“By doing what Toaster?” Then said a feminine voice which surprised N and annoyed Uzi.

It was J who was standing there in front of them and it looked like she had seen better days. She Was Still Dressed In Her Usual outfit that Uzi has been used to but her Hair Completely straight down compared to her normal style and for some reason has the Sword that The absolute of the CYN used when it was pretending to Be Tessa on her newly added Belt for some reason. Who knows where she found it considering that she was last seen in the lab but she didn’t care.

“Hey….. J. You’re actually out here and You look…

“Worse than usual.” Uzi then said, interrupting N’s sentence which surprised him.

“Hahaha. Very funny. So what do you two want and what is that thing?” J Said laughing and then asked Uzi and N About Sub who was looking around with his Eyes.

“This is our Kid Sub.” N said while showing Him off to J. “We were just showing him around some locations so he can have a better understanding of the world.”

Then J Looked at the Pill Baby into its purple Digital Eyes for a bit  and then instantly looked away. 

“Ugh! It looks like the Purple Toaster?” She told him. “Why are you even showing me that Mini fridge?”

“Well… for one I didn’t think you would be out of the spire  considering…”

“You hate this place along with everyone and you just want to worship a universe ending virus.” Uzi then said, speaking up once again. “Also don’t insult my kid!”

“Well I could have left this hellhole but I can't.” J began to explain to him and Uzi. “I did the analysis of me leaving this place in one piece was about 20 percent. So I decided to bide my time and wait for the Solver to take back control of you.” 

“So never. Cool.” Uzi said sarcastically. “Especially since I’m in charge of the solver.”

“Unfortunately.” J remarked.

“So are you done or do you have anything else?” Uzi then asked J.

“No. Other than the fact that you're both annoying and menaces in the workplace… No. Nothing.” J told her in a serious tone. “I’m leaving!”

So while J then began to walk off into the direction of the Spire after giving off a scoff leaving Both N and Uzi stood there in the snowy night for a bit.

“Well. That went Great.” Uzi said to herself.

“Uzi? I know you don’t like J that much but you could have at least let me talk to her?” N then asked her while deciding to give Sub back to Uzi’s arms. 

“And have you got talked down by her all over again? No way!” Uzi reminded him while taking Sub from him. “She chose her side. If V and Lizzy can’t get through to her then I don’t think you have a chance sweetie.”

“Yeah. I guess you’re right.” N then said. “But I just wanted to try at least. I don't like her being out here by herself.”  

“Well I think that’s where she will stay N. I literally don’t think there’s a single thing or drone in this Whole universe that will make J do anything productive.” 

“Well…. There is one.” 

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Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 4- Sub’s First Day Part 3

By Lokeefe2023

Uzi Pov

The Doorman Household 

After deciding that maybe it was best to just go back to the bunker After the spire visit N was trying to think of any more Locations to go to that we’re safe to go to. Uzi would not be happy at all if she went back to the cabin fever Labs, especially with her kid. So they went back to their house and put Sub back in his crib.

Uzi saw that N had been looking deflated ever since they got back which made her feel a bit bad because she thought it was about her being a jerk to J even though it was deserved but then she saw that was actually looking at Sub in his crib and then it all made sense. He’s bummed out because all the locations that he tried to show him just ended up in a mess.

“Sorry about all of these mistakes and Mishaps Sub. I was just trying to show you around the place. But I guess that wasn’t meant to be.” N then said To Sub. 

Sub Of course Said Nothing besides blinking his digital Eyes while Uzi Walked over to the chair N was sitting in and sat down on that side of the couch.

“Don’t be too upset about this N. I know you wanted to showcase the wonders of the world to Our Kid but it is just a bit too weird for him just yet.” Uzi explained to him. 

“But this was supposed to be his big first day in the World where he was supposed to experience the wonders of it.” N told Uzi why he wanted to do this.

“I Understand all that N. But just because it’s The first Day doesn’t mean it’s the most important. Every day with a kid is important because it’s about teaching them.” Uzi went on to say. “Sure things didn’t work out today but that doesn’t mean any other time will not work out in the end. I know that from experience with you know… everything in my life.”

“Aww. Uzi. That’s very nice of you to say to me. That’s  very reassuring.” N said back to Uzi. “I guess I was so focused on these first few moments that I didn't think about the whole thing with Sub.”

“Also if you're upset about me being a complete jerk to J then I'm sorry…I guess. She's too much of a jerk and self centered for me to see anything else about her considering I was also defending you from feeling bad about yourself again.” Uzi then added on. 

“Yeah. I do feel somewhat bad whenever I talk to J. Mainly because she never listens to what either of us have to say.” N said thinking about the many times they have tried to talk to her.

“She’s never going to be friends with anyone besides herself. I think it’s best we leave the talking to the experts.” 

“Speaking of friends, I think we forgot about doing something before coming back here.” N then just realized about a thing they were supposed to do. “I guess we can do it after Sub Goes to charge mode for a bit.”

“Maybe by then that Sentinel won’t be hungry for anyone that’s not his Owners.” Uzi remarks. 

Lizzy Pov

V and Lizzy’s Apartment

Meanwhile Back At V and Lizzy’s Apartment Lizzy was now looking disappointed at the Dress that Was  completely wet and ripped apart from all that Sentinel's Slobber and claws. All because it had a hate attitude towards her. 

“Great! The dress is ruined. Now I have nothing new for my TV interview next week.” Lizzy said while looking at her newly bought dress that was on the chair now. “Thanks stupid sentinel.”

Of course Sparky didn’t say anything back as he was now lying on the couch and acting like it did nothing wrong earlier. It must be nice to get to do nothing for a day and then decide to ruin things for others just for fun.

“Did you get the Missile out of the Floor?” She then asked V who was trying to get the other Missile that she fired out earlier which didn’t explode strangely.

“Trying! It's tough to pull out.” She told her while continuing to pull it out of the floor.

“Just chainsaw the floor around it.” Lizzy suggested.

“And destroy the living room? No.”  V then told her.

“You already did when the other Missile destroyed the Wall.” She pointed out while also pointing at the wall that had the Missile exploded into earlier in the day.

“It's not my fault it missed Sparky. Besides, it probably would have walked it off anyway. Also don't worry about the Tv Appearance. I don't think they would care what you were wearing.” V then assures her.

Then suddenly after Enough force from V she Got the Missile Out of floor and she Looked at it for Few until Tossing it behind her into the Nearby Trash can.

“Well that was tedious. Glad that's over at least.” V said to herself happy with that Task being completed.

“Wait? That's it!.” Lizzy then said out loud while getting out of the chair and walking over to V. “I now have a better way to attract viewers. By bringing you to the interview.” 

“Is that really a good idea? I don’t think I’m good for TV.”  V tells her honesty.

“No Way! You have the perfect face and attitude for TV.” Lizzy said while grabbing one of her arms. “Also I get Bonus points for having both my Wife and a celebrity. Make sure to be threatening as well. TV likes drama.” 

“Wait? I get to threaten others without feeling any guilt since this TV stuff is all staged?” V then begins to realize. 

“Of course! I have threatened others on TV and I don’t have a speck of guilt for doing it.” Lizzy informs her. “Helps that most of them are jerks anyway.”

“Why haven’t you thought of this before now?” V asks her.

“Because I never thought you were into it. But your beauty has no bounds in amazing me.” 

Then V blushed out of embarrassment while turning her head to try and hide it from Lizzy while she continued to smile.

“You know how I am with complaints.” V said to Lizzy Flustered. “But You’re pretty too Liz As well.” 

“Awww. Thanks.”

J Pov

The Corpse Spire

At the Corpse Spire J made it back about an hour after she met those two idiots. Once she went inside the pod she then looked around the Place and then headed into the main room. J then took off the belt that she had attached to herself along with the sword and put it on the control panel and sat down in the other chair that wasn’t housing The helmet that “Thing” was wearing.

“Hey Tessa.”  She said to the helmet. 

Of course no answer came from the helmet which then made J feel sad remembering that fact she was never coming back. Normally after remembering that fact she would begin to cry at the fact that this was her fault but after so many years of dealing with this guilt it’s made her feel guilty more than upset and has made her question what her plan even is anymore. Even she doesn’t know at this point.

“Sigh. What am I doing? Still trying to listen to a virus that isn’t even around that killed the one thing I had and is now stuck in a toaster. Spent years fixing a ship that has no chance of me surviving after a long while? Am I an idiot and…Lesser?” J goes on to say to herself.

“No! I’m strong,independent and competent.”  She then said while getting up from the chair. “I don't need those two Traitors. I just need me.”

Then after she said she looked at the helmet that was on the other chair and picked it up along with her.

“Well… I need someone.” 

J didn’t know why she was thinking that there was a way that she could bring Tessa back. She’s gone and any remains of her were in That “Thing” Buried by That idiot and His Wife. It’s not like the solver had a way to bring things to Life… wait. It does. 

That’s right. That’s The Reason She was even Back at All the second time. With the same knowledge and everything. The Solver Had the Powers of Life within its Powerset. That was it. That’s how she could bring back Tessa. She had All of her core Qualities and Personality stored Within her As her Personal Assistant. So she could just Put that into that Disgusting Thing,work out the kinks of the body and Boom! She was back.

“But..That would mean actually working with those two. Ick!” J then realized and Said in Disgust.

There was no way she could realistically work with them even if That Toaster controlled the Solver.  The only way she was going to get That Solver from her was to kidnap her and have Someone she can trust to bring back Tessa. Then she looked at the helmet again and smiled with determination.

“Don't worry Tessa. I will avenge you. I will find a way to have the solver under my control and then use its power to bring you back. As long as I'm functional I will not rest until you're alive. I promise!” 

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Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 5- Requiem for a Russian 

By Lokeefe2023

Uzi Pov 

The Doorman Household 

Uzi was just chilling in her living room for a bit and trying to watch some Amine on her screen. N had taken Sub out for a bit to go shopping for Pill baby Clothes because they had run out of them. Originally Uzi was going to go with them as well but decided that she wanted some time to herself so elected to stay behind which N was alright about. So while Uzi was continuing to watch anime she then started to hear strange grumbling from somewhere which was somewhat starting to bother her.

“Where is this coming from?”  

It was starting to get on her nerves as she couldn’t tell where it was coming from but for some reason it sounded close to her which was very odd. It definitely wasn’t the Absolute of the CYN as it didn’t feel like something that it would do. So Uzi turned her Screen back to normal and looked around to see if it was it just in case only to find nothing.

“Is this working? It better be!”  An annoyed voice then said out loud which surprised Uzi.

A voice was now Speaking out loud which weirdly sounded familiar to Uzi but she couldn’t quite figure out who that sounded like. Then suddenly As if something else was taking control of her One of those extra Limbs that she gained from the solver released out of her by itself and began producing a Hologram and…

“Ha. There we go. Oh… Hey Uzi.”

It was Doll. Well A Holographic version of her but still Doll. It’s a complete recreation of her when she was alive except for the fact that she still had the open wound from when CYN ripped into her and ate her. Why was she here?  Was Doll always inside of her ever since She Ate CYN’s Core and she Hasn't noticed until she was literally right in front of her? It must be. Seeing as she ate CYN’s core and Doll’s Core was inside of CYN that must’ve led to Doll’s OBS also ending up inside her. She had to confirm that this was really Doll and not Just some Trick from the Solver.

“Doll? Is that really you?” Uzi asked the Hologram.

“Yeah. It’s me.” She said in the monotone voice that she always had.

“But how? When? Why?” Uzi said, trying to understand this whole thing.

“I have been inside of you for years but have only been able to be a Physical Presence As of more recently. And I have been giving you signals that I have been here for months.”

“Months! I haven’t seen any of those Signs that you are here in the….

But then Uzi remembered and realized something after beginning to say that. Those strange occurrences When before bed her eye optics sometimes changed to Red and when CYN pointed it out that one time,The occurring writing in the bathroom saying Nice things. It was all coming from Doll. She was Telling the Truth.

“Oh my Robo God. It’s been you this whole time?.” Uzi asks Doll. “I thought it’s been The Absolute of the CYN doing all this.” 

“Yep. I have been trying to let you know that I’m here.” Doll tells her. “I wanted to say thanks for listening to my advice about fighting back and defeating it. I wish you could have deleted it but I guess that’s impossible.” 

“Believe me. I tried.” 

“Also By the way…congrats on the kid and getting together with N. I’m glad that one of us found happiness after everything.” Doll then said to her.

“Thanks Doll. It’s still weird to see you here considering everything.”  Uzi told her. “Like why are you doing all of these things for me after everything you did?”

“Because after you thought about having a  kid I was feeling a bit guilty about everything I did in the past to you so throughout these past couple of months from within your mind and using those extra limbs you have to give you motivation. And to make up for not being as good of a cousin in the past.” Doll explains to her.

“That’s Nice. You didn’t have to do all that for me?” 

“I felt like I had to make up for all the years I spent being a jerk to you.” Doll Told her. “If I knew sooner that you were just like me in terms of the solver I would have been nicer to you.”

“It’s ok, Doll. You didn’t know I had it. I didn’t know I had it. You and I couldn't predict what would happen to us. It’s just how life is.” Uzi said to her.

“I see that Adulthood has matured you.” Doll pointed out.

“Hey. I’m still My Usual self! Just stronger,more confident and God now.” Uzi informs her.

“Surprised you haven’t let all the Power go to your Head.”

“That’s mainly because I’m preoccupied with so many things and the fact that Stupid Virus likes to be a menace to me. At least it’s not found a way to be a hologram like you.”

“Yep. Too bad I’m basically stuck like this forever probably.”  Doll said while looking down at Her Holographic Self.

Uzi felt kinda bad after hearing Doll say that. She wished that she could do something for Doll to bring her back to life instead of just being inside her mind and As a hologram. Wait…. Maybe there is.

“I Have An Idea Doll. I could probably fix you. All I have to do is get your Body that is at your place and then I….

“No!”  Doll then shouted out.

“No? You don’t want to come back to life?” Uzi said, confused about her response.

“I don’t deserve to return to the living. I killed so many drones and it could have all been so simple if I just listened to you.” Doll told her. 

“Listened to me about what?” 

“About Moving forward together and not at all. I did think about what you said while I was by myself for a while and I was serious about helping out after I found the patch. But I should have known that in doing so would bring my death by that thing.”

Uzi was surprised with the fact that Doll was considering listening to her ideas all alone. Deep down she did care for her as family but was held back by the Solver to do anything. So Uzi decided to go with what Doll wanted considering everything that she had done for her recently even if she didn’t know about it during that time.

“Alright. I will not bring you back to life unless you really want to.” Uzi said to her.

“Thanks Uzi.” Doll tells her. “But don’t you try to tell anyone about this! Especially Not that Murder Drone or Lizzy.” 

“Sure Cuz. Anything for you.”

“Thanks.” 

So Doll then moved her hologram along with the extra Limb to the couch and then sat down right next to Uzi.

“So since you're here and I was getting somewhat annoyed at this small screen viewing, do you want to watch an anime with me?” Uzi then asked Doll.

“Sure. I've got nothing else going on right now.” 

So Uzi decided to turn on her TV and then put on  the anime that she was watching on the big screen while Doll got herself settled in on the couch. It still felt strange to have Doll back alive as a Hologram in her house especially after everything they went through but the talk they had showed they despite everything they care for each other as cousins. But then just as things were going to be good, The Absolute of the CYN turned on within Uzi’s Tail and saw the Hologram of Doll sitting on the couch with Uzi.

“Sigh. Hi CYN.” Uzi said to it with a sigh of annoyance.

“Ick. Why is Corpse Breath using my Holographic System?”  CYN said in disgust after seeing Doll’s holographic presence.

“Says the one who wore human skin.”  Doll remarked back while not turning to its direction. “Also it’s Uzi’s system now.” 

“Wait? How do you know that?” Uzi asked Doll.

“She took off her disguise to kill me. Also I have been battling with her to try and reach the holographic part for Years.” Doll told her.

“Thanks. I needed to know that literal battles are happening in my mind today.” Uzi sarcastically said to Doll.

“What is this nonsense of colors on the TV screen? Annoyed.”  CYN then asked Uzi.

“It’s Soul Eater You Menace. This is one of my favorite Amines. Now either shut up and let us watch this or leave.” Uzi said, getting annoyed at this constant talking.

“This is not as good as Big Brother N’s movie nights.” 

“You think everything I do is not better than N.”

“Well giggle… He is my favorite toy.” 

“Yeah. For torturing.” 

“You know I have to say… That Spiky Hair guy is Kinda Cute.” Doll then said in reference to the Boy that was on the screen.

”Soul? Yeah. I see it.” 

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Murder Drones Doorman chronicles 

Chapter 7- Babysitting Fun

By Lokeefe2023

Uzi Pov

The Doorman Household

It was a typical afternoon for both N and Uzi as they were chatting with each other about who was going to watch Sub while they were going to be on a date night. Recently N has been itching to have a night where it is just them like old times and Uzi agreed just as long as they figured out who would watch him for the night.

“Oh! How about your Mom and Dad? They could watch Sub for us.” N first suggested it to her.

“I don't know about them N. You know how Sub is Around My Dad. He still doesn’t get him and always feels awkward around him. If it was just my mom I would understand but with Dad? I’m not sure.” Uzi reminds him.

“Hmmm? How about Thad?”

”He’s at a game at Outpost 9 with the Basketball team tonight.” 

“Wait? I thought you hate sports? How do you know this?”

”Um... I found out on the internet.” Uzi tells him.

"Oh. I guess that makes sense."  N said after thinking about that for a bit.

“Hmmmm. How about those Two drones that we saved that night at Prom we chat with sometimes. James and Lucy. They are always free." 

"But Sub hasn't even met them yet so I don't know if his introduction will be with them watching him for the night." Uzi reminds him.

"Yeah. True." N says back to her.

”Man. We do not know a lot of drones , do we?” N then realizes as this conversation has gone on. “Should we be concerned about that?”

”No. I think the amount of friends and family we have is fine.” Uzi assures him.

”Ok. But if that’s everyone then who is going to watch Sub while we’re gone?” N then asks Uzi.

”That’s not actually everyone. There are still two Drones who we haven’t mentioned yet. But there’s a sorta reason for that.”  Uzi then reminds N.

”Hmmm? Two drones that we know who we haven’t brought up yet with a catch?” N thinks to himself about who they could possibly be. “So It must be....V and Lizzy.” 

“Yep. The ones who didn’t even want kids were going to be the ones who were trusting with the safety of our kid. This feels so odd.” Uzi tells him while shifting a little on the couch.

”Don’t worry Uzi. Just because V and Lizzy didn’t want kids doesn’t mean they won’t be able to handle Sub. We just need to give them a list of what they can and can’t do. Besides Sub Loves hanging out with them so I’m sure he will have a lot of fun.”  N says, trying to ease Uzi’s worry.  

"Ok. I Will Make a List of The Rules that They Would need to follow to Babysit Sub tonight." Uzi says while letting N know.

“That's a good idea, Uzi. Do you want me to help?” 

“Sure. You can write them all down as I tell them to you.” She suggests it to him.

”Great! Let’s get to work.” He happily exclaims.

Uzi Pov

A few hours later after they had their conversation with them eventually deciding on having V and Lizzy watch Sub for the night and after eventually waiting for them to Arrive Uzi and N heard a knock at the door which was definitely coming From V and Lizzy who were there and from the looks of things were kinda not happy that they had to be here.

It's mainly from the fact that they were trying to clean up the WDF Building but had to leave because of this unexpected situation. So they tasked the only available WDF Member that was up to the task (Or the only one willing to do it.) Charles to clean up the main room for them.

“Hey Friends! Are you ready for your first adventure into babysitting?” N says to Both V and Lizzy.

“This better not be tasking considering what we went away from doing.” V asks both Uzi and N.

“It won't be at all V.  All you have to do is follow the list that I made and everything will go according to plan.”  Uzi explains to her.

“Wait? A list?” Lizzy said in confusion.

“Yep. Here is the list of everything you two need to make sure of in terms of rules.” She tells Them both while Hanging Lizzy a written out copy of the list that spent an hour on.

“I wrote them all out.” N adds on.

Then they both looked at the list that Uzi handed them for a bit until eventually looking directly back at Uzi and N.

”Uzi. There’s like 20 bullet points on this List.” V tells her.

“I know you’re pretty protective of your kid but is this all necessary?" Lizzy adds on.

"Yes. Besides...Half of those are about Sub and the other half are about what you’re allowed to do for the night while we’re out.” Uzi explains to both of them.

”For Example… Rule number #18- No taking Sub to the corpse spire under any circumstances. J is a meanie and stinky.” 

“Well you’re not wrong. J is stinky as of late. But we had already checked on her earlier this week so.. Scratch that off the list.” V says and then informs Uzi.

”See...Now it’s just 19 rules to follow. That’s not so hard.”  Lizzy admits to Uzi.

Uzi then looked at both of them in a stern way and then pointed at another one of the bullet points.

"Rule number #9 - Don’t try to teach Sub any bad words.”

"Ha. I don't swear that often." V said while scoffing.

"I was referring to Lizzy by the way V. I swear she has no filter when provoked or in a temper." Uzi says to her while pointing at Lizzy.

“No I don't!” Lizzy says in shock at what Uzi just said to her.

“Please. I have seen you swear for a full sentence after you hurt your hand with a hammer.”  Uzi tells her.

“You saw that! How!?” Lizzy said in anger.

“I had the Camera footage for The WDF connected to my computer from when I was a teenager.” She explains to her.

“Im going to….”

“Ahem! There is a five- year-old in the room right now.” Uzi then fake coughs while pointing at Sub who was currently on the couch waiting patiently.

“Ugh. Fine…. I will resist swearing tonight.”  Lizzy ultimately said, admitting defeat.

“Good. That will be all that I ask of you tonight. We will be back here by 9:00. Just keep your eyes on Sub and don't do anything that breaks my house either." She says as she and N now make their way out the door.

"Enjoy the Night Sub! Have Fun." N calls out to him.

“Bye mom and Dad. I will.” Sub says back to them while waving goodbye.

So Uzi and N shut the door behind them leaving V,Lizzy and Sub there in the living room. Then they both turned around and began to walk to the couch where Sub was sitting on.

“Ugh! I can’t believe she saw that embarrassing moment of mine. Stupid Cameras. Why do they have Audio now?” Lizzy then says out in anger as they walk further into the house.

“All right, let's calm down. Don’t stop raging around the five year old.” V said, trying to calm her down.

“Fine.” Lizzy says to her while breathing in and out.

So As Lizzy was trying to do that Sub then got off the couch and walked up to both of them.

“So Aunt V and Lizzy… What are we going to do until mom and Dad come back? Could we play a board game?” He asks them both.

“Nah. I have banned myself from playing anymore board games after losing to that sentinel for so long.” V Tells him.

“Oh. Then how about we watch some TV. I could finally watch that stuff called "Amine” Mom Always Talks About.” He then suggests.

“Yeah! You are too young for that I think. Especially the ones your Mom likes to watch.” Lizzy tells her.

“Man. I thought that would work this time.” Sub said while snapping his fingers.

 “I got an idea, Kid. How about we go to the main building of The Worker Defense Force  Force Sub. You like hanging out there.” V then says to him.

”But didn’t Mom’s list say….” Sub tries to say back to V until he gets interrupted by her.

”Yeah. They said not to take you to the spire. They never said we couldn’t take you anywhere else.”

“It doesn't say we can't take him anywhere else right?” She then asks Lizzy.

“Hmmm. Nope. Just the Corpse spire.” Lizzy tells her after looking over the list to make sure that was true.

“I still don’t know about that? It feels like a bad idea to go against Mom and Dad’s wishes.” He says to them.

”But what if I said that I can show you a cool weapon that not even your Mom knows about.” V then suggests to him.

”A cool weapon? Ok. Maybe for a little bit.” Sub said perking up after V mentioned a cool Weapon.

Sub was always interested whenever there was a new weapon available made By V or The WDF. While his mom's Inventions were more effective, Aunt V's were more secretive to him.

“See? This isn't going to be so bad Liz.” V tells Lizzy while smiling.

“So Far. You don’t actually have a plan for what you’re doing right?” She then asks her.

”Of course I do. We just make sure we don’t break any of those rules while we’re at The main building of the defense force and then come back here before 8. It's Sweet and Simple.” She explains back to Lizzy.

“Ok. But if things go wrong don't say I told you so.” Lizzy remarks.

“You never say that.” V responds while folding her arms.

Then as soon as V and Lizzy were about to head off the Door and off to the main Office V suddenly started shaking which was coming from Someone calling her phone arm which she Quicky switched to and answered the caller.

“This Is V Head of the Worker Defense force speaking. Please state your position of concern to me.” She says to the caller.

“Hey V?” It's me, Charles. So… I have a bit of a situation over here in the main room. Can you and Lizzy come over here and help out?”  Said a nervous voice over the speaker.

"Ok? We will be there as soon as we can, Charles."  V tells Charles.

So V changed her hand back to normal and turned to Face Both Lizzy and Sub.

”Ok. Change of Plans Sub. We’re heading to The Main Room of the Force to check in on something else instead of showing you a cool weapon.” V let Sub know about what they were doing now.

“Ok. What happened? Did that Bad outpost try to attack again?” Sub Asks V.

“I don’t know, kid. But whatever it is…It's probably a situation that we should take care of quickly and effectively.” V tells Sub.

The WDF

V Pov

So V,Lizzy and Sub Were at the Door before the main room of the WDF building And V was taking all the precautions in case that it was Outpost 6 trying to strike back Against them. 

Outpost 6 is one of the few outposts left that did not approve of Outpost 3's Idea of keeping the Disassembly drones around despite then kinda saving the universe. The only reason they don't try to go After J is because they see her as a after thought compared to V. Also apparently The leader of Outpost 6 who's responsible for all of these attempted attacks against the Colony also has it out for Nori because of him being in love with her until Khan Took her as his wife.

“All right. If it is truly Outpost 6 out here then we should be ready to attack back.” V then states to Both Lizzy and Sub.

“Sub,you stay in this room to make sure you’re safe. I don’t need your mom to complain that I brought you into War.” She tells him.

“Ok Aunt V. I will sit on this chair until the adults complete their tasks.” Sub says to V while sitting down on the chair that was behind him.

 “Lizzy. You got the Electro Charger that I made for you?”

“Like always. But to be fair… you're the only weapon I need.” Lizzy then says while taking a device that V made for her out in a loving tone.

“Eww. Don't kiss please.” Sub then says in Disgust from the back.

“Dont worry. We wouldn't do it in front of you Sub.” Lizzy informs him.

“Ok. Enjoy taking on the bad drones.” He says to Them both while Giving a thumbs up.

So V and Lizzy made their way towards The main door and before they opened up the Door Lizzy wanted to ask V a question because there was something that she was curious about.

“Do you want to do a cool entrance to show that I’m your My wife to those drones?” Lizzy asks V.

“Sure why not. I was looking to show off as well.” V said back to her.

So V pressed open the door and then they both got in a pose to show off against the opposing force by striking fear into them while slaying as usual.

“Ha! Show yourselves you…. What!” V begins to say in a threatening tone until seeing what was really happening.

There was no Attack on the Bunker at all. Instead they saw that Charles- the newest Worker drone Force Member that they tasked to Clean out the main building was currently Emptying out a box and all around him were a bunch of other Weapons All over the Floor and that there three big holes in the three doors that lead towards the outside world of the planet.

“Charles! What are you doing!?” V and Lizzy both shout at him while breaking out of their action pose which surprised him.

”Oh. Hey leader V and Lizzy. I was just organizing all the weapons like you asked me but I kinda misplaced some of them and then I accidentally stepped on one of The Missile launchers and now the main doors have a hole in them.”  He explains to them nervously while now standing up and saluting.

“What!?” They both shout in unison while V changes her arms back to normal.

”Now to be fair it is fixable. I just need to use The Nanite Glue to fix them all up but I had trouble finding it.” He says to them.

“We leave you alone for 30 minutes and this happens!” V then yells out at Charles.

”I was doing what the two of you requested of me. It’s just that things got out of hand.” He explains to them.

Then V let out a venting sigh and Lizzy groaned to herself.

“Ok. We will help you out Charles only because we are here.” V then tells him.

“Phew. I was worried that I would have to do this all by myself. Thanks commanders." He said in relief.

"Please Don't call us that." V reminds him.

So For the Next 20 Minutes V and Lizzy along With Charles cleaned up the Main room By picking up all The Weapons and organizing all of them alongside finding the nanite glue to fix The three Doors. After they Told Charles to stay in the room to make sure that all three of the doors were fully sturdy after the Glue Sticks They made their way back to the outer room.

“Well. At least we still managed to clean up the place like we were going to do.” Lizzy admits.

“Yeah. But I kinda wished that there was some action.” V said in a slightly bitter tone.

“You were just itching for a fight. Admit it.” Lizzy replies back to her. “But I wouldn't blame you. Fighting is practically built into your code.”

“That is true. I guess some habits don’t die.”  V responded back feeling a bit better.

So Lizzy and V went back from the front door of the Main building and noticed that something was off which they didn't know what it was until one of them spoke up about it.

“Where is Sub?” Lizzy asks her.

He was supposed to be in the room like he said he would be sitting on the chair but was not. Then after looking around the area a bit until Lizzy turned to look at V. 

“This is your fault!” She then says to her.

“What!? How is it my fault!? I was just protecting him in case of actual danger.”  V says in surprise at Lizzy’s comment.

“Because You forgot the First Bullet point on this List! Rule number #1-Don’t let Sub out of your sight.”  Lizzy reminds her while taking out the list and pointing at the top.

And after she said that V’s screen was shocked out of embarrassment and then confusion. She couldn’t believe that Lizzy was blaming her for something that she couldn't predict was going to happen.

“Well, how was I supposed to know what was going to happen?”

Then after she said that Lizzy had a look of embarrassment and realized that she was Right and was just trying to protect Sub. She just got lost in the moment and needed to shout at someone which unfortunately had to be V.

“Sigh. I’m sorry for shouting at you like that V. Maybe I do have a temper.”  Lizzy apologizes for V after realizing that she is right.

“No. You’re right Liz. I should have paid more attention to the list and brought Sub into the main room like I said I would.”  V then said back to Lizzy.

“Welll…This was an awkward conversation.” Lizzy admits to her after realizing how weird their talk was. 

“Yeah. But I guess N was right about how taking care of a kid isn't as easy as you think.” V says to her.

“Speaking of the kid? How are we going to find him? This place is massive. He could be anywhere.” Lizzy then asks her.

“Hi Aunt V and Lizzy. What are you two doing?” A small child-like voice then said which surprised both of them.

When they looked around to see where that voice was coming from and saw that it was Sub walking up to them with a smile on his screen.

“Sub! We were worried about you! Where did you go?” Lizzy said, slightly raising her voice at him.

“And why do you have a cup of oil in your hand?”  V asks him after noticing that in his left hand.

“I got bored while waiting for you two to finish up so I got a drink from the vending machine.” He tells them while taking a sip.

“Ughhh!”  V and Lizzy both say in Annoyance.

“Did I do something wrong?” He asks them after noticing their stressed out expressions.

“No. It’s just the stress of being an adult.” Lizzy says to him.

The Doorman Household 

A few hours after heading back to the house and eventually being subjected to one round of doing a board Game Sub headed off to Bed While V and Lizzy were ripping one of Uzi’s Amine apart which was a pastime of theirs especially after they stole some of them to their apartment. Luckily they turned it off before Uzi and N got back.

Their Date night was all good apart from that one part where Uzi got given a Kid Menu When they went to Dinner and The ABSOLUTE OF THE CYN trying to Cause trouble during their Date by being its typical annoying self but other then those problems it went ok.

"So? Did everything go all right here?" Uzi then asks them both.

“No. Everything went as expected.”  Lizzy lets her know.

“For the most part. But it was nothing we could not handle.” V adds on.

“What do you mean for the most part?" Uzi asks both of them.

"Was Sub Alright while you guys were watching him?" N adds in.

"Oh it's nothing related to your kid. He was well behaved. If you want to know... check your camera footage Uzi." Lizzy remarks.

"I feel like something happened here but I have no idea what." Uzi says in confusion.

"Maybe it's a joke that we don't get." N suggests.

"Yeah. A joke on us." V laments.

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Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 8- The Application Process 

By Lokeefe2023

Charles Pov

Outpost 3

Today was his day, he thought to himself. Today was The day that Charles was going to begin his journey into becoming a Worker Defense force member. This was a job that he has been looking forward to doing for a long while and now this was his chance to make that dream happen. So there he was in front of the door with his worker hat on top of  his Cyan Hair along with his Green Sweater underneath his jacket and was now standing in front of the door which was the last thing in his way. 

“Alright Charles. This is your big moment where you become a Worker Defense force member. Don’t screw this up and don't embarrass yourself.” He tells himself while now standing in front of the door.

So with a Confident look on his Screen Charles heads for the Door that leads to the Worker defense force office. But he completely forgot to open the door and he went head first against it.

“Ow! Ok. Let’s start with paying attention to my surroundings first of all.” Charles said to himself while rubbing his head and moving towards the main door.

So Charles begins to open the Door with him now paying attention a bit more and begins his journey into the office to begin his journey into becoming a Worker Drone force member.

“OK Charles. Just remember all the points that you are going to bring up to Khan about how you will be helpful to the force and then see what happens from there.” Charles says to himself while walking through the room.

So Charles then went to where Khan’s Office is and when they got there he saw that Khan wasn’t there at his desk or anywhere at all which confused him a bit. 

”Huh. I guess he’s not here right now. Guess I will just come back later.”

”Who’s not here?”  A feminine voice then says out loud which alerted And startled him.

So Charles turned around to see where that voice was coming from and saw that it was the other Disassembly drone that saved the whole planet from that thing that tried to blow it up the whole place. The so-called Angel of Death. What was her Name again? B? C? No wait. V! That’s what her name is. Got it on the third try.

”Hey there ... .V. What brings you here to The Defense force office?” Charles says to V wondering what she is doing here in Khan’s Office.

“Because I work here now.” She tells Charles while looking at him. “I’m the new head of the Defense force.”

“Wait Really? Since when?” Charles says in surprise at what she just told him.

“For about two years or so. You didn’t know about this worker?”

“But what happened to Mr Doorman? I thought he was the one in charge of the Worker defense force?” Charles then asks her.

“He retired because he wanted to spend more time with his wife. He gave me the job after I proved myself that I would be a good fit for the job. Besides, You better lead the force against those Rouge workers then a personally trained assassin.” She explains to Him proudly. ”So what brings you here? Did another pipe break or something? Shouldn’t you be asking Uzi for that?”

”No Miss Disassembly drone. I actually came here because I wanted to be a part of the defense force.” Charles then tells her. 

“Hold on? What would make me want to hire you rather than anyone else.”  V asks him slightly curious about what he is going to say.

“All right Charles. Here goes nothing.” Charles said to himself while now getting ready to say his proposal to V about joining the WDF.

“Well... I have been thinking about having this job for a long while since about 2 years ago. I felt that since I’m a sorta expert on weapons and have been interested in making a change for myself in terms of being seen around here in a more positive manner.” 

All of these facts were true. But in reality the other and main reason why he actually wanted to join the force was to prove that he wasn’t a coward to his friends. Among his friend group he was often seen as the one who was the least likely to be willing to be in the worker defense force. So he decided to make a bet with his whole group  that not only would he be able to join the force but also show them that he wasn’t a coward at all.

Then after He said all that to V it was silent for a few seconds which caused Charles to worry. He knew exactly what was probably going to happen. He was going to get rejected like all the other jobs he has tried before. But that would be further from the truth actually. But that was further from the case actually after she said…

“You’re hired. Welcome to the Force.”

Wait? He was actually hired for the job? Even after that embarrassing interview he had in his opinion he just had to her?  Was this the real world he was living in or he was dreaming in Sleep mode and he was going to wake up soon? He had to make sure that this was true.

“Really? I’m Actually Hired?” 

“Yeah.” She said back to him. “You start your Full training tomorrow at 12:00 in the main headquarters with me and Liz.

”Sure thing Miss… I mean Commander…I mean Ok.” Charles says to V while stuttering a bit until finally saying yes.

“Do you have any other questions about this job?” V then asks Charles about him joining the Worker drone force.

”No Commander. Not Yet. But I promise I will be the best member of your force and will be helping you against those Rouge Workers.” He tells her proudly while proceeding towards the door in happiness.

”I like the energy you have. Keep it up and you will be going places.” She tells him. “But please don’t call me Commander. It’s not needed.”

“Ok. I will not call you commander Miss V.” Charles says while now opening the door and heading out to go tell his friends that he got the job.

So now it was just V within her Office alone and then let out a sigh and then a slight giggle to herself in her chair and said to herself…

”Hehehe. He has no idea what he is in for with this job or the past does he? No worries. I’m sure he will manage. They always do.”

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Murder Drones-  Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 8- The Usual day in the Doorman household 

By Lokeefe2023

Sub Pov

The Doorman Household

It was a Normal day in the Doorman Household and The Five year old Son of Uzi and N was playing with his fan favorite Blocks that His Mom made For Him on his fourth birthday while waiting for her to finish an assignment that she was doing in her office. She told him that she would be working for an hour on her Lab that he has heard her talk about for a while. He didn’t understand what was so important about it but he wasn’t going to ponder on that.

But what he was going to wonder about is that he was starting to get a bit bored being by himself in the living room. Dad was busy with something for a bit in his and mom’s room and he told him to not cause trouble. But then he remembered that Dad earlier today talked about his mom being stressed.

“I don’t know what that means but it seems bad.” Sub says to himself while getting up from the floor. 

His Mom being stressed out does not sound like a good thing to happen especially if she’s trying to work on something. But then he had an idea. What if he went to her office and asked if she wanted to play with him for a bit. His Dad didn’t say anything about not leaving the living room so that seemed like a good idea to do.

”Yeah. I will go to Mom's office and ask if she wants to play with me for a bit.” Sub then declares to himself while getting up from the floor.

So Sub Picked up all of the blocks and made his way to His Mom's office happily to see if she would want to play With him for a bit.

Uzi Pov

Uzi’s Office

Meanwhile within the slightly dimmed Lights of her office working on work was Uzi Doorman. The savior of The universe and Copper Nine along with being the current Host of the Absolute solver was currently struggling to make a new gun as a part of her new lab that she was having in production by using an old department that the bunker had at her disposal.

So while she was trying to make this brand new gun IT decided to Make its appearance once again. The very Being that tried to Destroy the universe. Her Ultimate foe. The Absolute of the CYN as it Refers to itself as sometimes rear it’s Voice from Her tail.

“Giggle. Hello Fweind."

“Sigh. Hi You.” Uzi says to CYN in an unamused manner.

"It's the Absolute of the CYN Remember?" It reminds Uzi.

"Yeah. How could I forget." Uzi sarcastically says to herself.

Ever since CYN was defeated and had its CPU now reside in some space in Uzi's it's been calling itself the Absolute of the CYN for some reason. Uzi has gotten used to it and usually just ignores it's request.

”What are you doing? Can I bite it? Use it to destroy this pathetic bunker?” CYN asks Uzi with many questions about what she is doing.

”Yeah. None of that is happening.” Uzi tells it while pushing the gun Across the desk To get it out of its Reach. “This Gun is a part of my lab that I’m working on and opening up soon and I don’t want any interruptions from you.”

“Boring.” 

“Well. That’s adult life for you.” Uzi tells CYN while trying not to make direct contact with it in protest at its appearance.

”How about just one blast from the gun. Pwetty please?

”Listen Up you Stick. I have a lot of work to do between My Lab and a Dinner later this week with My mom and Dad. I don’t need your pestering today. So go back offline and let me have my actual tail for a while.”

”Lame. Fine Bossy.” 

So CYN turned herself off and returned Uzi’s tail back to her use and then she let out a groan of annoyance.

“Ugh. I wish I could just shut its mouth for once while I work.” Uzi then says to herself.

Uzi surely Wished that it would for once Be quiet while she worked for once in its existence. But that’s the gamble she took with Having to Eat It’s Core as It was the only solution to save the universe. Also She wouldn't have any of this without doing that action so she had to thank it for something even if it meant dealing with its annoying mouth for years. She’s lucky that it’s never tried to take over her body again as that’s a hell she’s not going through again.

But while she was dealing with all of these thoughts within her CPU she then heard the door open up which made her turn her head around and saw that it was her Son there with his Blocks.

“Hi Mommy.”  Sub says to her.

“Oh. Hey Sub. Weren’t you playing in the Living Room?” Uzi says to Sub wondering what he was doing here with his fan favorite blocks.

”I was. But then I heard Dad say earlier today that you were stressed and I wanted to see if you wanted to play with me for a bit."

Sub found out that she was being stressed out? That’s very smart of him. Guess her Mom was right about Five Year Olds being smart in their own way. I guess it couldn’t hurt to take a break for a few to play with her Son.

“Ok Sub. I will play for a bit with you.” She says to him while getting up from her chair and sitting down on the floor.

“Thanks Mom.” Sub says to his Mom while putting the blocks down on the Floor.

So Sub And Uzi played with the Blocks for a bit which to Uzi was a good refresher from all the work she has been doing for the past hour. Who would have thought that she would be a good mother considering she had no prior experience with parenting before due to her Dad and mom being absent for a long time but after Five Years with Sub she became an expert at this.

So while She and Sub were continuing to play with the blocks she then heard the Door fully open up and saw from the Floor that N was there with a look of confusion on his visor which both Uzi and Sub were alerted to his presence and turn their attention to the Door.

“Dad!” Sub Happily says to His Father’s presence.

”Ohhh. N. Hi honey.”  Uzi said to her husband, surprised to see him there at the door.

“Weren’t you working on the preparations for your Lab?” He asks her with a curious expression on his screen.

"Yes I was. But I was trying to piece together a gun but then I got distracted by CYN while working on my stuff for the lab and then Sub wanted me to play with his Blocks and then...

"Ok. Ok. I understand." N says easing her from the rant.

”Why did I think that adult life was going to be easy?” She asks Him.

”Because in comparison to saving the universe it would be a cakewalk I recall you saying?” 

“Yeah. Yeah. I remember.” Uzi Replies to him.

”I’m just playing with you.” He tells her jokingly. 

“I know.” Uzi says to Him.

“So I finished the paperwork that your Dad wanted me to fill out regarding you owning the department and it’s all set and stapled.” N then explains and tells Uzi.

“When did you get so Smart?” She remarks to Him.

”Years of Training from you Uzi.”

”Aww. Don’t flatter me.” Uzi tells N while putting a block on top of One of Sub’s.

“So? Is there any other paper work you want to do?”  N then asks Uzi.

“Hmmm. Did you sign the other set of papers that were for the scrap department allowing me to share their Metal?” She then tells Him.

”Right! I was just about to get to those papers but I was going to check on Sub to see where he went and I decided to check your Office as that was the next likely place he would be.” He tells her while smiling. “I will do that for you right away.”

So N headed out of the rear of the Door back to His and Uzi’s Room to go to that second set of papers while Uzi and Sub continued to play with the blocks for a bit until she eventually would have to go back to her work. All and All it was another regular Normal Day within The Doorman Household and Uzi Wouldn’t trade anything for this normalcy. 

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Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 9- The Absolute of the CYN

By Lokeefe2023

Sub Pov

The Living Room 

Sub Doorman was currently sitting on the couch currently reading a Book that was suited to him. After a incident that happened last week that involved him going through His Mom’s room and finding something called a manga and asking his mom what it was which resulted in her telling him that she will explain to him when he’s older and then gave him a alphabet book to read while she was going to be on a call. And so that’s where he was right now Going over this ABC’s while his Mom was on a call on the other side of the Couch.

So while he was continuing to read he then a Little Laugh and a giggle from the left of him. it was that mean snake who was resigning inside of His Mom’s tail that was a part of something related to his parents Past and how they began their relationship.

“Giggle. Hello nephew.”  

“Mean Snake. What are you doing here?” He asks it While putting down his Book on the couch to talk to it.

”Annoyed. I’m not a mean snake. I’m the Absolute of The CYN. The eater of many worlds.”  It declares to him.

“The Absolute of The CYN? That’s not a name.” He says to it.

”It is definitely a name. And I have a favor to ask of you. How about you Join me in destroying this bunker.”

”I don’t know if I can do that. My mom said no distractions while she was on the phone.” Sub tells The Absolute of the CYN.

”Your Mom is a big meanie. She’s the reason why I’m even apart of her now. This pathetic world couldn’t have been mine if it weren’t for her and big brother.”

 
“I thought that you trying to infect Mom with something that was bad.”

“How dare you insult the Absolute of the CYN. I have more power then you can ever dream of. And it could be all be yours if you let me in.”

”But you are already inside the house.” Sub then says to CYN.

“Work with me Kid. She’s been keeping you to a constant cycle of Repeating things. Don’t you want to be free?” 

“No. I like going to kindergarten. It’s fun to go to.” Sub tells CYN.

”You’re as stubborn as Your Mother. Resisting my requests. Fighting back. Just accept it and all of my power can be yours to use. And then together we can eat the universe and this bunker.”

“Alright! That’s enough from You!” A femaine Voice then said out loud which alerted both CYN and Sub.

“Oh. It’s Big sister Uzi.”  CYN tells Uzi who has turned her head to Face the Tail.

”Are you trying to Manipulate my Son?”  She asks Him.

”No? Shaking Head.” 

“Sub? Was she talking to you while I was on the phone?” She then asks Sub.

”Yes. I didn’t know what she was talking about though.” He tells Uzi honestly.

“I was just playing. Giggle.” The Absolute of the CYN Tells Uzi while smiling through its Snake month. “Also Where’s the bow I placed for you on the table this morning.” 

“I threw it out. It’s not my style as I told you.” Uzi says to it in an anger tone.  “Now could you turn off and stop bothering for a while. I already had to teach Thad how to use a screwdriver over the phone. I don’t need you bothering me now.”

“Mad. Fine.” 

So Cyn Turned off returning Uzi’s Tail back to purple with Uzi then letting out a groan of annoyance after that happened with Sub then moving over towards His Mom on the couch

“The Mean snake in your Tail is weird Mom.” He then says to her.

”Yep. And it’s been very annoying to deal with in the past and now.” Uzi responds to Him.

”I have a question Mom?” Sub then asks his mom.

”What it is Sub?” 

“Why does the absolute or whatever it’s called like to call me nephew?” 

“That’s a long story.” 

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Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 10- A visit from Grandma

By Lokeefe2023

N Pov  

Today was the day. The day that He was going to get on Nori’s good side after so long. Nori was coming over today as she wanted to see Uzi and Sub as it's been a bit and she couldn’t wait until the Dinner That was happening next week. Also Uzi said that she could come over to see them.

He and Nori’s Relationship has not been the best. It was mainly on Nori’s side of the son in law relationship as he managed to get on Khan’s good side after all these years but Nori was just as stubborn about old events as Uzi is. Must be as Khan calls it that Doorman Data.

So This visit will give N the opportunity to try and get on her goodside. Normally he would be having a conversation with Uzi to see if she could help him out but this time he's decided to go solo for this occasion. Sub was currently in the room with him while he was waiting for Nori to show up as Uzi told him she would be there around 5:30 and it was 5:29 currently.

But then He and Sub both hear the Door open up and N Saw that Nori was there who immediately saw Sub there on the Floor.

“Awww. There’s the grandson of the hour.”

“Grandma!” Sub Happily calls out to her while getting up from the floor and Going towards her with Her picking him up.

”How's my little bug been?” 

“It’s been good. Kindergarten has been going well.” He tells Nori while smiling at Her.

“That’s good to Hear.” 

So While Nori was playing with Sub in her arms she then noticed that N was there nervously waving to her.

"Hey Nori."

“Oh. You’re here too.” Nori then says To N in a bland tone.

”Hehehe. Yep it’s me. The son in law.” N then nervously saids to Nori.

“Yep.” She says in a bland tone to him.

Then it was quiet for a few seconds until she returned her visor’s look back to Sub.

“Alright you little bug. I’m going to go find your mom to talk to her for a little while. You stay here ok.” Nori then says to Sub.

”Sure thing Grandma Nori.” 

So Nori Put Sub down on the floor and then headed off to Uzi’s office while giving a Stare at N who was now digitally sweating in nervousness until she left the room and He breathed a sigh of relief. Then it was quiet for a few seconds until Sub looked up at N and says…

“Dad? Why does Grandma Nori not like to talk to you a lot?”

”Well Sub. It's Because me and Her don’t have the best relationship.” He explains to Sub. “I kinda sorta got off on the wrong foot with her on our first meeting where.. A bunch of Things happened.”

“Why don’t you try to get on her good side?" Sub then Suggests to him.

”I have been trying. But she is as stubborn as your mom.”

“Oh. That makes sense.” Sub says while Making a o Mouth motion.

”Yeah. But Maybe this visit will be the chance I get to change her opinion on me.” He happily tells Sub. 

“So should you go follow her to Mom's room and talk to her with Mom there?." Sub suggests to him.

You know. That wasn’t a bad idea actually. Nori was usually a lot more talkative to him whenever Uzi was around as Uzi also wants her to be more open to talking to him. So that was it. He was going to go into his wife's office and join into their conversations politely.

"That's actually a good idea Sub. I'm going to go talk to your mom and grandma for a bit. Do you think you will be fine for a bit?" N then says and asks Sub while looking down.

"You're welcome Dad. I will be fine. I’ll just play with My toys while you’re gone."

"Ok Sub. Wish me luck." 

So N headed off to Uzi’s Office to see if he could try and get on Nori’s Good side as the Son In Law.

Uzi's Office

Uzi POV 

Meanwhile Within Uzi's Office she was Looking Over the documents that The colony Gave her about Owning her own Building as part of her lab idea that's she’s been working on for a while. But while she was looking over These documents she then heard a knock at the door which startled her. So she turns around within her chair and sees her Mom there at the doorway.

"Mom. You're here. A bit early." Uzi says to her mom, surprised she was already.

"What do I say? Better to be early than late." She replies to her while Walking into the Room."So how's the progress on your new goal Sweetie?"

"Fine. Just Trying to read through these documents that I got from the colony about my building for the lab.”  She explains to Nori.

“That’s my daughter! Always achieving new heights as she should.” Nori congratulates Uzi on her new Adventure.

”Thanks Mom.” 

Nori was always supportive of whatever Goal she had in mind ever since she came back from the underground. She was also  very proud of her for Managing to Rebuild her a new body by herself as a thank you for helping her figure out how to save The universe.

So While Uzi and Nori continue their little talk for a bit they both then hear some noise coming towards them and both see that it was N there at the Doorway.

“Hey Uzi. Hey Nori.” He then says to them both.

”Hi N. Where’s Sub?” She asks N.

”He’s in the living room playing with his toys.” He tells her.

“Ok N.” She Says to Him.

Then she noticed her Mom was Having a Unamused Look on her face after N Walked in. She must’ve already talked to Him when she came into the house and is already being on her not acknowledging N phase. Sometimes she wishes that her Mom would just fully accept N as her son in law. Dad has done it so why couldn’t she? But to be fair if she was killed by one of them and had to live in an underground area for 17 years while also trying to stop a universe ending virus she would not acknowledge them as a family member as well.

“So Uzi.” Nori Then says to her. “Guess what I happened to find before I came here.”

Then in a quick second Nori pulled out a Picture from her Pocket which was A picture of Uzi as A UNN wearing Nori’s Worker Helmet with Nori holding her.

"Mom! Why did you happen to have that picture?!" Uzi says in shock that she happened to have on her.

“Because I was doing some cleaning earlier today At The house and I saw this picture of Us and I couldn’t resist seeing it again and you seeing It.” Nori explains to Her.

"Awww! She's wearing a Cute big helmet on her little pill Baby Body." N says while looking at the picture.

"Don't get absorbed in by the cuteness N. I was just playing with it." Uzi tries to warn N and explains to him.

"But you’re so Cute.” 

“I’m not Cute!”

“Not going to lie Sweetie. You are kinda cute in this Picture.”  Nori then adds in.

“Are there Other pictures of her like this? N then asks Nori.

”I hope there are not.” Uzi hoped to herself knowing that there probably are more pictures.

”Yes there are. I have a collection of them.” Nori says out loud.

”Ugh. Ok I’m going to take my  break from work for a bit and also Check on Sub in the living Room.” Uzi says to them both while getting up from her Chair leaving N and Nori there in the room.

Then it was quiet for a few seconds between both of them as Nori then suddenly realized to herself that She was having a genuine conversation with a murder drone.  Maybe Uzi was right. with their previous conversations and she should be more accepting of Her husband. Then she saw him turn his Head towards her with a smile on his face. He was actually enjoying the baby pictures unlike Uzi was. Sure it was probably because she was getting second hand embarrassment from them but he was still interested in them. So Nori then took a breath in and then said to N…

”Alright Murder Drone. I will try to be a bit more accepting of you like Uzi has been suggesting to me.” 

”Really?” N says while slowly wagging his tail in slight happiness.

”Yes. But Don’t expect it to be A quick process. I'm still stubborn about the past.” She then Tells Him in a strict manner.  “But maybe moving past it will be easier if I acknowledge you as my Daughter's husband more often.

”Oh Thank You Mother in Law. I promise I will be the best Son in law you will ever have.” N declares to Her while saluting.

”Ok. But first thing. Don’t call me Mother in law.”

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Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 11- The first day of School part 1

By Lokeefe2023

Uzi Pov

Today was The big for Sub,Uzi and N as today was Sub’s first day of Kindergarten which he was pretty excited about. Sub has been looking forward to going to kindergarten for about a few weeks as this was the first time that he was going to be away from Mom and Dad for a long period of time and Uzi was a bit nervous about this but knew that he was probably going to be fine in school. Now She,N and Sub were now in front of the door to where the kindergarten was being held at with Sub being On N’s Back and Uzi right next to him.

“So are you ready for This new Adventure Sub?” N then asks Sub While putting him down on the floor and near the door to the kindergarten.

”Yes Daddy. I’m ready for this School adventure and learning new things.” Sub tells N while Turning around and facing both him and Uzi.

“Now remember Sub… Be yourself and follow the rules that your class gives out no matter what. Right?” Uzi then tells Sub as well.

”Sure thing Mom.” Sub lets his Mom Know.



So Sub then walks up to the door and opens it up while looking back at his parents.

”Bye mommy. Bye Daddy.” Sub says to His mom and Dad while waving Goodbye and walking through the door into the Kindergarten.

“Bye Sub.” Uzi says to her son waving Goodbye back to him as He fully went through the Door. “Have fun.”

So Uzi and N then began to leave the kindergarten Place to Head back to their house to relax until they had to pick him up later on in the day.

Uzi Pov

The Doorman Household 

An hour later after She and N dropped off Sub Uzi was currently lying on the couch Feeling a bit depressed about him being gone from the house. She didn’t know what was causing this but it started ever since she and N got Back from the kindergarten. N has taken notice of this situation that Uzi was in and had an idea about what it was about So he goes over to the couch to where Uzi was and begins to talk to her about what’s going on.

"Hey Uzi. How are you feeling?" He says to Uzi while looking down at his wife on the couch.

“Hi honey. I have been feeling nervous and sad ever since we dropped off Sub. I know that he is going to be fine at kindergarten but I can’t shake the feeling that something bad is going to happen.” Uzi tells N in a sadden manner while now sitting up on the couch and N sitting down right beside her.

”Hmmm.  I think I know what you’re going through right now Uzi.” N thinks to himself and then says  to Uzi. “You’re going through an empty nest syndrome.”

“An Empty Nest syndrome?” Uzi asks N wondering what he is talking about.

“Yeah. It’s a Syndrome that Happens when A parent and A child have a big bond with each other and the Parent has such a strong bond with the child that the parent misses them.” N explains to Uzi. "I had read about this in one of those parenting books Your Dad got for us."

”So is that why I have been feeling a bit upset for the past hour? Because I’m having an empty nest in some way because Sub isn't here right now?” She asks N.

”Yes. And that also shows how much you love Sub as our son.” He Tells and reassures her.  “It’s Normal to have these feelings.”

“Ok. So how do I get over this?” Uzi begins to ask N.

”I think we should do some activities to help take your mind off of Sub until We can go pick him up. Maybe you can plan for that Lab that you had the idea for a while.” N then says to Uzi while smiling at her.

”Inserting itself into Conversation.”  Then said a Sickly voice From Uzi’s Tail and Appearing right in between The both of them.

”Heyy…CYN.” N says in slight nervousness at its presence. "What brings you to Uzi's Tail today?"

“I was leeching off of her sadness for the hour she was on the couch. It was delicious." CYN says in delight to N.

"You Jerk!" Uzi then yells out in anger at Her Tail and CYN. "Do you care about any feelings or any…”

“Well…No one cares about my feelings…So why would I care about yours Lol.”  The Absolute of CYN then blurts out, interrupting Uzi.

“Because I shouldn’t be caring about your feelings At all!” Uzi Then says to It in a fit of Rage while Grabbing her Tail and trying to Choke it. You almost tried to Kill Me and my husband Multiple Times in the Past!”

”Ok. Ok.” N starts to say to them both. “Let’s all just calm down and Relax. Uzi we can get you through this empty Nest Syndrome together Uzi And CYN… do not try to make Uzi even more distraught then she is feeling right now.” 

“Sigh…Ok. We will try that.” Uzi tells N in a soft tone to N while letting go of her tail.

“Nah. I don’t want to cheer her Up Big Brother.” CYN tells N. 

”Well you don’t have to.” Uzi Immediately tells CYN. “You can just turn off and return to whatever place in my mind you reside in.”

“Fine. You're mean to me. Angry.”

So the Absolute of the CYN turned itself off and Returned Uzi’s tail back to its normal purple color leaving Uzi now on the couch while now crossing her arms in anger and slight sadness.

“Well? That went Ok I guess.” N says trying to lighten up the mood but was then interrupted by his Wife Groaning in Frustration.

“Ughhh! Why is parenting and Adult life so hard!” Uzi yells out in anger and slight sadness.

”Ok. You seem very frustrated and upset and I get it, You Miss Sub and I kinda miss him too. But let’s just not focus on him until We pick him up. Let’s for now do those activities that I mentioned so that you don’t Have to keep thinking about him.” N then reassures  Uzi with her along with him Now getting up From the Couch and then walking together down the hall to her work room.

”Ok. I will try to do some things to get my CPU off of Sub until then with you.” She then tells N in a soft tone.

“I’m sure Sub is having a good time at kindergarten.” N lets her know to ease more of her fears.

“I hope So.”

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Murder Drones - Doorman chronicles 

Chapter 12- First Day of School Part 2

By Lokeefe2023

Copper Nine kindergarten

Sub Pov

Meanwhile at the Copper Nine Kindergarten Sub was having a great time so far. So far He has learned a few things about the world. He had so far he had learned about Shapes,Colors and other Basic Mechanics that he learned about before from His Mom and Dad but he did appreciate the refresher. 

Now it was currently On their play time and Sub was currently spending his Time Playing with some Blocks for his time.  So while He was continuing to stack the boxes he then saw that there was a Brown Haired Girl With Straight Hair looking right At him. Sub had taken notice of this girl and wondered if she wanted to play with him. So he decides to wave at her with his left hand.

"Hi there.” 

The Girl continued to just stare at Him for a bit until she says to Sub…

”Hey. What are you doing?” The girl Says to Sub while walking over to him.

"I’m building blocks.” Sub tells the girl.

”No you are not. You’re just placing them on top of each other. That’s Not how you do it.” The girl lets him know.

”Isn’t that what Building blocks are about?” Sub asks the girl.

”No. it’s about making a sculpture to show off how intelligent you are at making it.”  She explains To Sub.

”But Isn’t Building things Just supposed to just for fun?” Sub says back to her with a hint of confusion in his voice.

This girl was very confusing to him. She seemed very set on this whole scientific thinking about Building Blocks which was very weird. But also…Kinda interesting. Sub had never seemed someone this smart outside of his mom. 

“You’re weird.” The girl then says to Sub in a confused manner about his constant questioning.

”Yeah. I get that sometimes. But weird is seen as cool sometimes like my mom says.” Sub says back to the girl. “So Do you want to help me build these blocks during this Play time?”

”Fine. But only because there was no one else available to play with and so you can understand how to build a sculpture correctly.” The Girl tells Sub while now sitting down beside Sub who was starting to build a house with the blocks.

"Yay. Thanks." Sub Cheers in joy at the girl's answer.

“Sure. No problem I Guess.” The girl lets him know.

So Sub and the Girl began to build some blocks together for a little while during their play time with Sub much to the girl’s slight annoyance but she was also enjoying it a little bit more than she thought she would with this boy.

Uzi Pov

The Doorman household 

Meanwhile back at The Doorman household N was helping Uzi try and get over her empty Nest syndrome still. Over the past couple of hours the two of them have done a bunch of activities together for the past couple of hours. So far they have Made a few things that are a part of Her Demonstration for her Lab that she has been working on for the past couple of months and then they decided to clean up around the house as well.

While Occasionally Uzi would sometimes sigh to herself because she was Thinking about Sub and missing him she would eventually get over it quickly because of N’s helpful attitude whenever he saw her like that which made her feel better. Uzi was Always Glad to have N to be there for her during these bad times. 

Now Both Of them were now sitting on the couch After Doing all of those things together and we’re just chilling for a bit while they tried to think of what to do Next but they came to the conclusion that they’re was nothing for now so they continued to sit on the couch. Uzi was then starting to doubt herself, thinking that she was actually handling this issue with Sub well at all and was worried that she wasn’t at all. So she decided to Ask N about his opinion on it.

“N? Do you think I handle this situation with Sub well?” She asks Him. “Cause I still don’t know if I am.”

“It’s Ok Uzi.” N tells her. “You’re been doing a great job with this whole empty nest situation.”

“Really?”  Uzi said somewhat surprised by his answer.

“Yeah. Considering the situation that you were put into it’s hard for others to get adjusted to this kind of behavior. But you have been very under control with it thanks to my help.”

“Thanks N for assuring me. You are always so kind to me. I couldn’t have picked a better husband.” Uzi says to him thanking N for all of his help throughout the day.

”Awww.” N said in a cute way to Her. “You’re welcome, Uzi.”

“Can I have a hug?” She then asks him in a soft tone to N.

”Sure Honey. You can.” N tells Her while opening up his Arms to Her.

So Uzi and N hugged each other lovingly with no worry about anything going on in the Moment and enjoyed every minute of it. While she was hugging N The Absolute of the CYN then reappeared into Uzi’s Tail and saw the scene that was going on and tried to  Make a look of disgust with the tail.

"Ick. Stop being so romantic. It makes me Sick To the stomach that I wish I still had." The absolute of The CYN then tells Uzi what was happening.

“Yeah. The stomach that you skinned alive. Leave me alone. I’m enjoying this hug.” Uzi muttered to it.

“Fine. Retreating.” 

So Uzi and N continued to hug for a bit while The Absolute of the CYN turned Off and once again Uzi’s Tail Turned back to Purple. But then after a bit N Looked up on the wall and saw that the Clock said that it was 1:58. Which meant that it was almost 2 and time for them to pick up Sub from Kindergarten.

"Ahh! It's almost 2:00. We're going to be late to pick up Sub!" N yells out which shocked Uzi until she looked up and saw the clock as well.

“What! Where did the time go?” Uzi then says out loud as well.

“Well then we have to get there quickly so We can pick up Sub.” N says to her getting up from the Couch.

”Can I Teleport us There?” She asks Him.

”Uzi. I hate to break it to you but… I still don’t trust your teleportation." N Honesty tells Her.

"Am I still that bad at Teleporting? Be honest." 

"Yes. You placed us in your parents house when you wanted to show us our date Night location."

"That was embarrassing." Uzi says while scratching her back remembering that moment. "Ok. I guess we can just walk there instead." 

"That's the spirit Uzi."

Sub Pov

After they picked up Sub from Kindergarten and brought him back to their house Sub was going over all the things that he did during his first day to his parents.

"I learned shapes, Did some coloring and I even made a friend during play time. She was interesting but also fun and very scientific in her idea of how to build blocks."  Sub goes on to tell His Mom and Dad.

“That’s great to hear Sub. It seems like you had a great first day at kindergarten.” N says to His Son. “Your Mother missed you while you were gone as well.”

”Mommy Missed Me? That's interesting." Sub says in slight surprise. 

Sub had never seen his Mom feel sad about something. She usually is just happy, especially when she is around Dad. She must’ve then had a bad day which affected her Feelings while she was gone.

“Yeah. I was just worried about you and I’m glad to see that everyone went all right today.” Uzi lets him know. 

“Well almost everything.” Sub then tells his parents.

”What do you mean almost everything Sub?” Uzi asks him.

”I never got the name of That Girl I was Playing With. I Guess I’ll just get it next time.” 

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Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 13-  Meeting the Cousin.

By Lokeefe2023 

Sub Pov

The living Room

Sub was patiently Waiting in the living room with a big smile on his Digital Screen as the best thing to happen all Week was coming soon to his House. He was getting to meet his new  Cousin from Aunt V and Lizzy when they came over in a few. V and Lizzy were the best aunts that he could have as they were always good at babysitting him whenever His mom and Dad went out for a Date. So the possibility that he Could have A cousin to play with While the Adults did Adult Things was exciting to him.

Then He heard the door begin to open up slightly and he Immediately ran to the Door so see his new cousin. But to his surprise he didn’t see V and Lizzy there at the Door. But instead he saw a Tall worker Drone With Long Black Hair and in A Pink and Yellow Shirt and Jacket respectively which was very weird to Sub. Where was his cousin or V and Lizzy? And who was this worker? So he decided to ask the tall Drone who she was.

“Who are you?”

Then it was quiet for a few seconds until The Girl had a look at him on the floor and then immediately saids to him while picking him up while in aww at his Cuteness.

”Awwww! You’re so Cute.”

”Ahh! This is a violation of my Non-family members being allowed to pick me up.” Sub try’s to tell the Female Drone while She holds and picks him up.

“V was right about you. You are smart for a five year old.” The Girl then says to Sub.

”How do you know about Aunt V stranger?” He then asks her after hearing that name.

”Because I’m your cousin.” 

”Cousin? No you’re not? You’re Old.” Sub Then says to Her While making a pouting face at Her.

"Hmm. Ohhhh. I think you were expecting someone younger were you?"  The girl thinks to herself and then says to Sub while Shutting the door behind her with her Right hand while holding Sub in the other. "It must be confusing to you since you were probably expecting someone a bit younger.”

”Yeah.” Sub says to Her while She then put him down on the ground. “So why are you older? Are you controlling a different body like the mean snake in My Mom’s Tail?”

”Ummm. No? You must have a big imagination." She tells him while giving a very confused look around wondering what he’s referring to.  ”I was… Let's just say I was found by your aunt’s last week and they wanted to make sure if I was available to be adopted by them after a bit of a investigation from them.”

“So is that why you’re older?”  Sub asks Her.

”Yeah.” She tells Sub. "I'm 17. So practically a young adult but not at the same time."

“Oh. I guess that makes sense.” He says to her now understanding this. “So how has it been with Aunt V and Lizzy as your parents?”

“It’s been great. At first they were a bit Unsure about me staying with them after my ummm but they eventually came around on me and love me as the daughter.

“Say? Where are Aunt V and Lizzy?” He then asks Jane after realizing that they haven’t shown up yet to the Door yet.

“There are in Work at the WDF for a while but they told me that I could come over for a bit to say Hi to you. Also because they kinda skipped their job for a bit to take care of Me.” Jane explains to him.

”Do Mom and Dad know about this?” Sub asks Jane.

“They told them about me coming by for a little bit.” She tells him. “I have something to do to get ready for my new  school.” 

“You have School Too?” Sub says in surprise at this comment.

”Yep. I’m starting my new year of high school next week and I’m getting my self set up to be prepared to own the year and finally reach my goal of being a inventor I have set so long ago.”

“Oh. So like the job my mom has right now? That’s so cool.” Sub says in amazement at that idea Jane Told her.

“Well your mom is pretty famous around this whole planet. So it’s expected that Some people would want to follow in her footsteps.” She explains to Sub.

“Drones are inspired by my Mom’s heroic efforts? That’s so cool.”

”It sure is.” Jane tells him. “With parents like yours you’re probably pretty popular in your classes I take it.”

“What’s being popular?” Sub asks her. “Aunt Lizzy and V mention it a lot and I still don’t know what it means.”

”Same here.” Jane replies back to with while shrugging.

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Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles 

Chapter 15- “UmEmployment” 

By Lokeefe2023

J Pov

It was the regular routine for J at this point. Wake Up,Try to fix the pod so it can take off until giving up after two hours, Chilling in the main room and then repeat that for the whole Week. She wasn’t bothered by this at all. It was the only thing that she could consider a cycle of working at this point. So why break a 15 year Cycle of Work by doing anything different. So after J got out of her bed, she headed off into the Main room of the Pod and then looked at the Helmet of “Tessa” sitting there on the desk.

”Hey Tessa. How was the morning?” J said to the helmet.

Of course there was no response from it as expected. Then the silence took its toll over the place while J sat down on the Pod’s Rotating Chair While Then Looking at the helmet of Tessa and then sighing to herself.

“Yay. I love fixing this stupid ship.” J said sarcastically. “So? I am going to fix the bottom of it with the thrusters again and ruin my jacket or do I try the wings?”

Then she turned to the helmet thinking that it was going to give her advice…Like the Real Tessa would but of course it was just a helmet so she just Decided to Pick for herself.

”Well. The Ship Wings it is Tonight. I will go grab that screwdriver from the closet.” 

So While J began to get up the chair to go get the screwdriver  she suddenly heard the Front door Of the Pod being Knocked onto Which annoyed J into thinking it was dumb teens into  She realized who it actually was.

“Ugh! At least they are getting it over with early tonight. And I could use a snack.” She said to herself while heading towards the door.

J knew that were only Two drones that could realistically Come to Her Door is V and her Wife Lizzy. The only ones who will Willingly Visit her At all to make sure she’s not doing anything bad or Is Killing Workers. They always come to the place every month unless she is deep into something. J should be lucky that it’s them and not Those loving Dorks. It would be ten times worse than V and That Pink Worker. At least she could mostly tolerate them for at least a bit. So V Opened up the Pod’s Door and Saw Them both there.

“Hey J.” V said while looking at J with an unamused Look on her face.

“V.”  J responded back.

“Hello! I’m here too, by the way.”  Lizzy said, trying to include herself in the conversation.

”Yeah. I know. I just don’t care.” J remarked while looking at her.

“Here’s your Head for the week by the way.” V said while tossing a worker's head at J.

J then caught it while then looking at it for a bit until looking at V and Lizzy.

”Thanks As usual. I just don’t know Why you care about me being alive after everything I have done?” She then asks her.

”It’s taken you this long to ask that? Surprised.” V Replied back to her.

”Because I wouldn’t think to ask until now. So…Why?”

“Well if you want a reason why it’s because even you don’t deserve death.”

“Ahem! And so you don’t try to kill everyone in a fit of hunger.” Lizzy then brought Up.

”Yeah. That as well.” V said, agreeing with What Lizzy Said.

“It was one time and it was against the bunker that hated us anyway.” J clarified.

”Still Kicked Your Ass to snap you out of that by the way.”

“I was not thinking straight. It doesn’t count.”

”Are you two done bickering over past fights? You know how I am staying in one place for too long?” Lizzy then asked both of them.

”Sure thing Liz.” V told her. “I just needed to ask J Something.”

“What could possibly Want to ask me?” She Replied To V.

“Just why have you taken so long to leave the planet if you don’t want to barely interact with anyone?

“Because fixing a Ship takes a lot of Work and Time for Just me to do!”

“15 Years and it looks no different on the outside.”

“Don’t Question my Working prowess!” J then shouted At V.

“Sheesh! Someone is jealous of other people's success.” Lizzy remarked.

“What! No I'm not.” J said, taken back by what The Worker said to her.

”Then why are you bringing it up?”

“Because…. It’s none of your business.”

Lizzy had knew she got her once she said that and smirked to herself And then turned to V who knew what she did and respected her. 

“Yeah. I think that I hit my limit of you two being at my door. You can go now.” J Tells both V and Lizzy.

“We were heading out anyway. See you next month.” V then Told J.

“Sure. Whatever.” J replied back. 

So V and Lizzy left the Doorway of J’s Pod While She headed back into the main room. Then J looked down at the Worker head in her hands and then looked up and over  at the helmet on the desk and then tossed the head onto the desk.

“I Will Eat after I do the Ship’s Wings.” 

Then J went off to find that Screwdriver so she could fix more of this Ship to prove V wrong. 

 Meanwhile Outside in the Snowy world of Copper Nine V and Lizzy we’re heading back to the Bunker With V having an unamused look still after Everything.

“Well that went as per usual. Figured she would deflect from what she actually wants to do.” V told Lizzy as they continued to walk back.

”Why do you think she wants to  get off the planet? Be honest with me V.”  Lizzy asks V.

”I genuinely think she just wants to be alone and no better place for that  than The emptiness of space.” V truthfully tells her.

“Man. That’s like…depressing. She needs to have a lover in her life to feel some joy.” Lizzy then said.

”Yeah. That’s never happening.” V told her bluntly.

“Belive me V. Everyone wants to have love in their life. If I could find Love then she can one day as well.” 

“You are right there.”  V admitted. “But I don’t think there’s anyone on this planet that could possibly be into or attracted to J.” 

“There is one Drone who is.” Lizzy then nonchalantly said.

“What! Who?” 

“That’s private information until he’s ready to admit it to us.” 

“To Us? And I’m missing something here Liz?” 

“Heheh. Who will find out soon enough.”