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Anonymous has created a chat

Anonymous re-named the chat to: Sillies

Anonymous added users: 

Beet Cookie

Vincent Edgeworth

Michael Afton

Emu Otori

Adam Murray

Rody Lamoree

Miko Kubota

Anonymous has changed multiple users’ names

Beet Cookie - FoodNow

Vincent Edgeworth - Myers#1Hater

Michael Afton - IHateMyDad

Emu Otori - WONDERHOY

Adam Murray - owmybones

Rody Lamoree - IMissMyGF

Miko - Me_K.O.

Anonymous - idk gang have fun :D 

owmybones - wtf

IHateMyDad - who the hell are you all

WONDERHOY - えむです！

owmybones - the fuck

IMissMyGF - Quel est ce dispositif?

owmybones - i don’t speak oui oui baguette

FoodNow - BAGUETTE!?!??!! WHERERERRE

Myers#1Hater - 搞什么鬼

owmybones - i don't fucking know panda express either

IHateMyDad - dude why the hell you discriminating

owmybones - I can’t fucking read this shit

Myers#1Hater - 死。

WONDERHOY - なぜ仲良くなれないのか

（ｉДｉ）

FoodNow - WHERE BAGUETTE

ImissMyGF - Pouvons-nous continuer à citer nos noms?

owmybones - stop typing in french or sm and type in english like a normal person

ME_K.O. -  yk not everyone speaks english 

IHateMyDad - why do you get a normal user

ME_K.O. - I’m just better

IHateMyDad - fuck you

WONDERHOY - 仲良くしましょう ╥﹏╥

Anonymous - oh fuck I forgot to make sure everyone automatically types in english 

Anonymous - there

Myers#1Hater - you guys suck

owmybones - no you

IHateMyDad - oh my god shut up they haven’t done anything to you

owmybones - whatever

IMissMyGF - Can we please just say our names to each other

owmybones - now that you can write in english yes

owmybones - who is going first

ME_K.O. - MEMEMEMEME

ME_K.O. - Miko~

IMissMyGF - Rody Lamoree.

owmybones - fancy ass name

owmybones - anyway I'm Adam ig

Myers#1Hater - why the hell is your username ‘ow my bones’ 

owmybones - my bones constantly hurt

IHateMyDad - imagine having bones lmao

owmybones - …not gonna question it

WONDERHOY - Hello~! I’m Emu Otori! (＾▽＾)

Myers#1Hater - Cheery much-

Myers#1Hater - Vincent. Vincent Edgeworth. 

IHateMyDad - Mike. Just Mike. Nothing else.

ME_K.O. - sus

IMissMyGF - What does ‘sus’ mean

ME_K.O. - supishos

ME_K.O. - suspishas

owmybones - suspicious?

ME_K.O. - yeah

ME_K.O. - suspicious

IHateMyDad - how the hell do you not know how to spell suspicious 

ME_K.O. - shut

ME_K.O. - also

ME_K.O. - isn’t there another person here

owmybones - yeah

Myers#1Hater - They may be having a hard time typing

WONDERHOY - I’m sure they are just a bit nervous!  (◑‿◐)

FoodNow - Beet Cookie

IHateMyDad - …

WONDERHOY - (;° ロ°)

IHateMyDad - who names their child ‘Beet Cookie’

FoodNow - i’m a cookie

owmybones - this just got weird

ME_K.O. - are you a sentient glitch or sm

Myers#1Hater - Glitch?

Me_K.O. - uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

owmybones - is that a type of alternate or sm

IHateMyDad - what the hell are you all talking about

owmybones - oh yeah totally forgot America pretended the invasion didn’t exist and that we’re all safe

IHateMyDad - woah woah woah WHAT

WONDERHOY - ( ;ↀ⌓ↀ)

Myers#1Hater - what.

IMissMyGF - EXCUSEZ-MOI?

FoodNow - INVASION????

IHateMyDad - dude you gotta explain what the fuck you mean

owmybones - don’t wanna rn

FoodNow - also what is ‘America’

Myers#1Hater - I would also like to ask

IHateMyDad - America is literally one of the world's major superpowers

owmybones - how does one not know fucking america 

FoodNow - then why haven’t I heard of it 

Myers#1Hater - I think I read about it once

owmybones - yk what I'm not gonna even try i’m too tired for this

WONDERHOY - I’ve been to America once! It’s so different from Japan! ⊙▽⊙

IMissMyGF - I’ve been in France my whole life 

ME_K.O. - OOO! My family is from Japan :D

WONDERHOY - (≧▽≦)

IHateMyDad -  @Anonymous so uh why are we here

…

Anonymous - why tf not

IHateMyDad - that doesn’t give us answers

Anonymous - idgaf

IHateMyDad - …i don’t have time for this

WONDERHOY - I bet we’ll all become great friends °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

Myers#1Hater - do not count on it.

ME_K.O. - don’t be such a sad sap :/

ME_K.O. - I’m sure we’ll be great friends :>

IMissMyGF - We shall :)

owmybones - dude stop being so fancy

IHateMyDad - i need friends anyway so why not

FoodNow - …ok

WONDERHOY - ♡＼(^▽^)／♡

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ME_K.O. - so likeeee

ME_K.O. - whats goood

owmybones - nothing

IHateMyDad - I second this

Myers#1Hater - I third this.

IMissMyGF - why are you all so sad :<

owmybones - my user explains it all

Myers#1Hater - Mhm. Why do your bones even hurt? And why constantly?

IHateMyDad - you haven’t told us what tf that means yet

owmybones - I literally do not trust any of you.

WONDERHOY - You can trust me Adam-kun (*^‿^*)

owmybones - never call me that again.

WONDERHOY -  (｡•́︿•̀｡)

ME_K.O. - Where do you get those little emoticons they are adorableeeee

WONDERHOY - They appear on my keyboard as an autocorrect type thingy Miko-chan ɷ◡ɷ

ME_K.O. - that’s sooooo coooool

IHateMyDad - yk that is kinda cool I wish my keyboard did that

owmybones - I hate to admit but I agree

IMissMyGF -  I still barely know what this device is but that is super cool :0

owmybones - how does one not know what a phone is

IMissMyGF - Phone? This does not look anything like one

owmybones - you HAVE to live under a rock

IMissMyGF - I live in a crappy one-room apartment if that counts

IHateMyDad - Better than my financial situation

Myers#1Hater - Why are you all so poor

IHateMyDad - I didn’t ask for my non-existent money

Me_K.O. - huh

WONDERHOY - I can give you some (ᗒᗨᗕ)

WONDERHOY - I don’t want my friends to be struggling (T⌓T)

IHateMyDad - wait are you fr

Myers#1Hater - Why are we unable to stick to one conversation. I can not keep track of this

owmybones - then what the fuck should we talk about

Myers#1Hater - That alternate stuff you brought up earlier?

owmybones - it’s literally so complicated tho

FoodNow - we should talk about how annoying farming is

IHateMyDad - when tf did you get back here

FoodNow - I’ve just been reading whats been happening cuz I don’t have anything to contribute to the conversation

IHateMyDad - fair

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ME_K.O. - so liiiiikeee…

ME_K.O. - What videogames do you all like

IHateMyDad - Pac-Man was always fun

owmybones - BioShock was pretty good

WONDERHOY - Animal Crossing (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

FoodNow - I rarely play them but I’d have to say that Arcade Arena was kinda fun… really hard tho

Myers#1Hater - I don’t have time for videogames.

IMissMyGF - what’s a videogame?

ME_K.O. - no

ME_K.O. - way

IMissMyGF - ?

ME_K.O. - HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A VIDEOGAME IS

owmybones - I mean he hasen’t heard of a phone so I wouldn’t really doubt it

FoodNow - I literally left the forest a couple months ago and even I know they are

ME_K.O. - VIDEOGAMES ARE LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVERREJDK

WONDERHOY - Miko-chan? (◯Δ ◯ ∥)

ME_K.O. - I HAVE to get you over the sea you NEED to play a videogame

ME_K.O. - NEED

ME_K.O. - TO

IMissMyGF - if you’re willing to pay for my flight

IMissMyGF - What is it…

IMissMyGF - 46€ for a flight now?

IMissMyGF - damn that’s expensive

IHateMyDad - woah woah woah woah

IHateMyDad - It costs like $1000 bucks to get to where you live

IHateMyDad - dude are you in like the 1960s or some shit like that

IMissMyGF - wait it isn’t the 60s

Myers#1Hater - things are starting to make more sense

ME_K.O - videogames came out in the 50s tho 

IHateMyDad - they only became popular around the 70s 

IMissMyGF - my head hurts

FoodPlz - Ya’ll don’t travel by airship or balloon?

owmybones - yeah I’m done with this chat 

owmybones has left the chat

WONDERHOY - Bye Adam-kun  o(TヘT)

Anonymous - no

owmybones has been added to the chat

WONDERHOY - WONDERHOY (>▽<)

owmybones - fuck

IHateMyDad - yeah are we not gonna question how the fuck we got a mf from the 60s just chillin here

ME_K.O. - no

owmybones - how did we get from asking about our day to fucking time travel shit

FoodPlz - idk it’s just how conversations work :|

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Anonymous has added user Lloyd Garmadon

Anonymous has changed a user’s name

Lloyd Garmadon - greenie

ME_K.O - Yooo new person

IMissMyGF - Hey :D 

WONDERHOY - Haiiii  (≧▽≦)

greenie - what

greenie - why am I in this groupchat

greenie - I have other things to do

Myers#1Hater - Welcome to the club.

owmybones - how many more are we gonna get :/

FoodPlz - hopefully no more

greenie - I still don’t know what is going on

IMissMyGF - I wouldn’t mind more company :) 

Anonymous - depends on if the author gets more interests

owmybones - what the fuck does that mean

owmybones - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

WONDERHOY - Calm down Adam-kun  ( ´〒^〒`)

owmybones - I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT

ME_K.O. - we should all just start calling him that

owmybones - NO G_D PLEASE

ME_K.O. - hehe :) 

greenie - is it normally this chaotic

IHateMyDad - yep

IHateMyDad - anyway hi there new guy

greenie - hi???

IMissMyGF - Hello there

WONDERHOY - HELLO  ♡(◕ᗜ◕✿)

greenie - uh so

greenie - names ig?

FoodNow - scroll all the way up

greenie - uh ok

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greenie - I’m sorry but wtf is the name Beet Cookie

IHateMyDad - I already said that

FoodNow - I’m a cookie why don’t y'all get it

greenie - WE HAVE SENTIENT COOKIES IN THIS CHAT?!

IHateMyDad - tbh she’s one of the more normal ones

ME_K.O. - what are you implying

IHateMyDad - figure it out yourself

Myers#1Hater - Honestly I agree with him.

greenie - I don’t like this already

owmybones - no one cares

WONDERHOY - I do Lloyd-kun ´･ᴗ･`

greenie - thanks?

WONDERHOY - (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･✧

IMissMyGF - What is with everyone here and not caring

owmybones - because no one gives a fuck

IMissMyGF - not cool

owmybones - what are you gonna do about it

owmybones - come overseas?

owmybones - AND time travel?

owmybones - I don’t think so.

IHateMyDad - okay then?

Myers#1Hater - What was the point of that?

ME_K.O. - I don’t think any of us will ever know

WONDERHOY - You don’t need to be mean Adam-kun (つ﹏⊂)

owmybones - OH MY FUCKING G_D STOP CALLING ME THAQYSGHJ

ME_K.O. - Aww is Adam-KUN in distress?

owmybones - please kill yourself

FoodNow - yk that is kinda mean

owmybones - stfu you dumb cookie

FoodNow - I literally beat up a witch don’t test me

IHateMyDad - damn you got witches near you

FoodNow - yeah and they eat cookies

IHateMyDad - man I miss eating cookies

FoodNow - what.

IHateMyDad - shit I forgot you’re a cookie

owmybones - I literally mentioned that she is a cookie 6 messages up.

IHateMyDad - mb mate

FoodNow - I don’t forgive you

IHateMyDad - yeah I know

greenie - seriously why can’t we get along

IMissMyGF - That’s what I said???

Myers#1Hater - Because none of us even wanted to be here, nor interact with others.

Anonymous - hey so this is literally like multifandom therapy so you better like fucking get along or I will make the author put you through even more trauma

greenie - multi-fandom therapy?

IMissMyGF - ???

IHateMyDad - damn this is supposed to be therapy?

owmybones - therapy is stupid

Myers#1Hater - No wonder you’re such a dick.

owmybones - WOW.

ME_K.O. - So if this is therapy does that mean we just talk about our problems?

owmybones - maybe when I trust you bitches more

greenie - Why do you curse in every sentence

owmybones - because I’m fucking pissed off

greenie - still don’t have to 

ME_K.O. - for someone who doesn’t want to yap you sure yap a lot @owmybones

owmybones - stfu

Myers#1Hater - No YOU should stfu.

WONDERHOY - Please get along  (ಥ﹏ಥ)

IMissMyGF - One day, Emu, one day.

FoodNow - yeah bye I’m gonna steal some carrots

WONDERHOY - Bye-bye Beet-san  ヾ(●ω●)ノ

IHateMyDad - shit I gotta go too my shift starts

IMissMyGF - At 00:00 MST?!

IHateMyDad - yeah 12am-6am shift sucks but hey gotta do what you gotta do

IMissMyGF - My shift starts at 18:00 CEST

IHateMyDad - cool whatever but I gtg rn so bye

ME_K.O. - speaking of shifts I gotta go toooooo

greenie - why is everyone suddenly leaving

Myers#1Hater - It's just what happens.

greenie - huh.

Myers#1Hater - mmh.

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greenie - so, because this is therapy

greenie - I think we should state some fun facts about ourselves and our names (again)

IHateMyDad - is this how therapy works

greenie - idk i just did a quick google search

IHateMyDad - honestly whatever

greenie - I’m Lloyd, and my dad is an evil oni thingy idfk

IHateMyDad - yooo evil dad club

greenie - your dad is also evil?

IHateMyDad - he fucking sucks

IHateMyDad - we totally need more members

greenie - not a good thing.

greenie - so. who is going second

WONDERHOY - ME! ヽ(o♡o)/

greenie - okay then

WONDERHOY - I’m Emu! I am part of a show group °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

ME_K.O. - OOOOO what do you sing :0

WONDERHOY - Many different Vocaloid songs (◕ ꒳ ◕✿)

ME_K.O. - HATSUNE MIKU REFERENCE

WONDERHOY - Miku-sama is my friend (ゝз╹)

ME_K.O. - AHHH I WANT TO FRIENDS WITH MIKU AJISBAKUSJ

greenie - I…

greenie - ok then

greenie - Next

IHateMyDad - I’m Mike, and everyone in my family is dead

WONDERHOY - Mike-san do you need a hug (｡•́︿•̀｡)

ME_K.O. - I was not expecting that.

greenie - Sorry to hear that?

IHateMyDad - eh it’s been like 50-ish years since they died so I don’t really gaf anymore

greenie - …

IHateMyDad - heh

ME_K.O. - you text like a teenager how are you more than FIFTY

IHateMyDad - Idk lol

ME_K.O. - old people…

greenie - okay shut up who’s going next

ME_K.O. - since I have a couple minutes left of break I’ll go >:)

ME_K.O. - My name’s Miko, and I work at a videogame store

IHateMyDad - minimum wage buddiesssss

ME_K.O. - don’t forget you literally just said you’re over fifty

IHateMyDad - :(

ME_K.O. - fine.

ME_K.O. - minimum wage buddies

IHateMyDad - hell yeah

greenie - next dammit.

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ME_K.O. - I don’t think they’re online.

greenie - how are we supposed to get through this then

IHateMyDad - we didn’t HAVE to do it

greenie - yeah but we should get to know each other more instead of arguing

IHateMyDad - fair.

IMissMyGF - AHHH SORRY I WAS WORKING

WONDERHOY - It’s okay Rody-kun ɷ◡ɷ

IMissMyGF - What are we doing?

IHateMyDad - introductions. Proper ones.

IHateMyDad - Without some BITCH making it about him

WONDERHOY - Don’t call Adam-kun a bitch ●︿●

IHateMyDad - I’m surprised you knew who I was talking about if he wasn't one.

IMissMyGf - Anyway…

IMissMyGF - My name is Rody. I work as a waiter :)

ME_K.O. - WOOO MORE MINIMUM WAGE CLUB MEMBERS

IHateMyDad - It’s not a good thing but HELL YEAH

IMissMyGF - Yeah 1.25€/hr isn’t the best

ME_K.O. - Minimum wage in France is 1.25€?!

IHateMyDad - don’t forget about the time travel thing too

ME_K.O. - oh yeah

IHateMyDad - anyway I only get paid $3 an hour

ME_K.O. - I…

greenie - okay yeah that’s just insane

greenie - wait.

greenie - TIME TRAVEL?!

ME_K.O. - oh yeah Rody is from the 60s while most of us are in the 2000s

greenie - this is weird.

IHateMyDad - no shit Sherlock.

greenie - is that a reference to something

ME_K.O. - yeah.

greenie - to what

IHateMyDad - Sherlock fucking Holmes.

greenie - who now?

IHateMyDad - you have to live under a rock

greenie - I fought villains my whole life and never got a proper childhood does that count?

IHateMyDad - um that would explain that

ME_K.O. - damn dude

IMissMyGF - That is just sad

WONDERHOY - Lloyd-kun… (つ﹏<。)

owmybones - honestly L

IHateMyDad - shut the fuck up Adam

owmybones - no u

IHateMyDad - that’s the lamest fucking comeback ever

owmybones - fuck you

IHateMyDad - kys

owmybones - no YOU should kys

greenie - BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP

greenie - Adam just be nice and tell a fact about yourself

owmybones - fine.

owmybones - im adam and i hate mirrors

IHateMyDad - huh that’s one thing we have in common

owmybones - shut up

IHateMyDad - I’m trying to be sympathetic

owmybones - well you still suck

WONDERHOY - Stop being mean you two (┳◇┳)

IHateMyDad - his fault for being a dick

owmybones - hmph

Myers#1Hater - honestly just be quiet for once

IMissMyGF - Hey you’re back!

Myers#1Hater - And I have to deal with these children again.

IHateMyDad - stfu i’m probably older than you

Myers#1Hater - Yet you act like a child.

Myers#1Hater - Anyway, what are we currently doing

ME_K.O. - Telling fun facts about ourselves

Myers#1Hater - hm.

Myers#1Hater - I’m Vincent, and I was once a lawyer

greenie - once?

Myers#1Hater - That’s a story for another day.

greenie - mysterious much?

greenie - So who hasn’t gone?

ME_K.O. - she isn’t online

ME_K.O. - wonder what she’s doing

WONDERHOY - Maybe something fun (˃ᆺ˂)

FoodPlz - nope.

FoodPlz - not fun.

WONDERHOY - Oh no what happened Beet-chan ●︿●

FoodPlz - farming.

FoodPlz - i hate farming.

IHateMyDad - damn

FoodPlz - it’s like Dragon’s Valley out here.

ME_K.O. - dang girl

FoodPlz - i miss my camp

greenie - why would anyone miss camp-

FoodPlz - it was my home since forever.

greenie - oh

owmybones - thats just sad

greenie - now state a fun fact about yourself

FoodPlz - ok

FoodPlz - im Beet and im very good at the crossbow

ME_K.O. - that’s kinda badass

FoodPlz - she’s my pride and joy

FoodPlz - besides the carrots i grow

IMissMyGF - ooo carrots

owmybones - you havent participated in the convo for so long wtf

IMissMyGF - Nothing to contribute

FoodPlz - c a r r o t s

IHateMyDad - damn i wish i could eat some carrots

owmybones - get them at the store

IHateMyDad - no can do :(

ME_K.O. - why

IHateMyDad - I’m in no condition go to go the store for like

IHateMyDad - /ever

ME_K.O. - Then DoorDash some or something

IHateMyDad - can’t

ME_K.O. - idk then

IHateMyDad - idk either

ME_K.O. - GTG

ME_K.O. - BYEEE

IHateMyDad - bye minimum wage buddy

greenie - okay then…

greenie - now that we know each other more, let’s have a civil conversation WITHOUT Mike & Adam arguing

IHateMyDad - …

owmybones - …

Myers#1Hater - I am sick of your arguing, I agree with Lloyd.

greenie - thank you

Myers#1Hater - I’m just saying what we all think.

FoodPlz - yeah stop arguing you cakehounds

IHateMyDad - Cake…hounds?

owmybones - what kinda insult is that

FoodPlz - it’s your equivalent to a bitch

owmybones - oh

IHateMyDad - your slang is weird

FoodPlz - whatever

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Anonymous has added user Kit

Anonymous has changed a user’s name

Kit - KpopBoyfriend

ME_K.O. - IM CRYING WHAT IS THAT NAME

greenie - what is KPop

IMissMyGF - yes what is it?

ME_K.O. - music genre

greenie - oh

IMissMyGF - Fun!

KpopBoyfriend - I– this name–

FoodPlz - damn

IMissMyGF - anyway what have you all been up to?

ME_K.O. - work

greenie - fighting people

Myers#1Hater - Getting drunk

FoodPlz - farming

IHateMyDad - working

KpopBoyfriend - What in Diyu did I get into

IMissMyGF - Diyu?

Myers#1Hater - Chinese hell.

IMissMyGF - Ohhh

ME_K.O. - soooo what is your world like

KpopBoyfriend - pretty normal

Myers#1Hater - None of us know what normal is.

KpopBoyfriend - uh I guess mogui exist

IMissMyGF - ???

Myers#1Hater - Chinese demons/evil spirits.

IMissMyGF - How do you know all this?

Myers#1Hater - I’m Chinese.

IMissMyGF - Ohhh

IMissMyGF - Makes sense

ME_K.O. - why are so many of us Asian

IHateMyDad - beats me

IHateMyDad - I’m British

owmybones - L

IHateMyDad - oh my fucking god shut up

owmybones - fuck u

Myers#1Hater - Shut up. We need to make a good impression on the new one.

IHateMyDad - he started it.

owmybones - wtvr

Myers#1Hater - Shut up.

Myers#1Hater has muted users owmybones and IHateMyDad

ME_K.O. - Who gave you admin??

Myers#1Hater - I’ve had it since this chat started.

ME_K.O. - niceeeee

KpopBoyfriend - I’m so confused

greenie - I think most of us are

…

greenie - this chat is so quiet without them

IMissMyGF - It’s quite eerie… (o_o)

Myers#1Hater - This is amazing.

FoodPlz - it was super funny when they argued tho

Myers#1Hater - I, for one, do not care.

ME_K.O. - yeah this is kindaaa boringggg

greenie - on the plus side we can actually talk

IMissMyGF - Yeah! Positivity!

WONDERHOY - Did someone say POSITIVITY

（ꉺᗜꉺ）

Myers#1Hater - Obviously.

FoodPlz - Welcome back

KpopBoyfriend - Who is this

WONDERHOY - HELLOOOOOOOO 

KpopBoyfriend - Hi?

greenie - her energy is a little tooooo over the top so just don’t question it

KpopBoyfriend - Okay then?

KpopBoyfriend - Also…

KpopBoyfriend - Why do owmybones & IHateMyDad fight so much?

Myers#1Hater - Their names are Adam and Mike. They fight for basically no reason but to fight. Adam usually starts it.

FoodPlz - it’s so fudging funny to read

WONDERHOY - Adam-kun is just moody (─‿─)

FoodPlz - why do you defend Adam so much???

ME_K.O. - yeah ur constantly defending his existence

WONDERHOY - I can sense a sad person! He just needs cheering up! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

FoodPlz - he’s probably super pissed on his side of the screen because you outed him like that

Myers#1Hater - Deserved.

KpopBoyfriend - This is so confusing

greenie - you already said that

KpopBoyfriend - It’s just so confusing

ME_K.O. - fair

greenie - So Kit what do you like

KpopBoyfriend - In what sense?

IMissMyGF - Hobbies

ME_K.O. - Objects

WONDERHOY - Music (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･°✧

FoodPlz - Foods

KpopBoyfriend - I guess I like painting

greenie - cool

ME_K.O. - What do you like to paint

KpopBoyfriend - Humans

owmybones - basic ahh

Myers#1Hater - How did you get unmuted.

owmybones - i just fucked with the technology

ME_K.O. - ew dude

owmybones - MESSED WITH

owmybones -  I DID NOT FUCK MY COMPUTER

IMissMyGF - I was about to say…

KpopBoyfriend - That was…

greenie - something…

Myers#1Hater - That does not explain much.

owmybones - not gonna tell u lol

Anonymous - It will come in time.

Myers#1Hater - That is very cryptic.

ME_K.O. - agreed.

IMissMyGF - ???

WONDERHOY - ┐(´ー｀)┌

greenie - master wu ahh

ME_K.O. - Who now?

greenie - my uncle who is very cryptic

owmybones - XD

IMissMyGF - XD???

ME_K.O. - it’s a face if u turn ur head sideways

IMissMyGF - Ohhhhh i see it now

KpopBoyfriend - Does the topic always change this fast?

FoodPlz - yes

KpopBoyfriend - this is so dumb

owmybones - agreed

FoodPlz - no one asked you.

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IMissMyGF - My boss just hit me.

FoodPlz - WHAT

greenie - ???

ME_K.O. - Hey so that’s not okay!

KpopBoyfriend - sheesh dude

owmybones - that just sucks

WONDERHOY - RODY-KUN （；へ：）

Myers#1Hater - Not as bad as what my boss did to me.

ME_K.O. - Hey so it’s not a comp to see who has the worst boss!

IMissMyGF - To be fair I was very clumsy

FoodPlz - dude that’s still not okay

ME_K.O. - If you try to defend him I swear

IMissMyGF - Yeah but like it was my fault

WONDERHOY - IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT RODY–KUN (ง •̀_•́)ง

owmybones - surprised he didn’t fire u

IMissMyGF - Same here

IMissMyGF - Do your employers hit you in America?

ME_K.O. - Well in the 2000s it’s basically illegal

ME_K.O. - In public at least

greenie - least you don’t get beat up every day

ME_K.O. - Hey so that’s also not okay!

greenie - it was in the job description

ME_K.O. - still not ok!

greenie - yeah but I was kindaaaa destined to do it since before I was born soooo

FoodPlz - I mean I fight monsters constantly

WONDERHOY - why is everyone being hurt in their jobs (⚆ᗝ⚆)

owmybones - does your face melting also count as being beat up

Literally everyone is typing…

greenie - you did not need to say that

ME_K.O. - DUDE WHAT

IMissMyGF - Excuse me?!

FoodPlz - Dude what the fudge

WONDERHOY - (ㆆ _ ㆆ)

IHateMyDad - eh nah

KpopBoyfriend - hits too close to home

Myers#1Hater - I wouldn’t count it.

Myers#1Hater - @IHateMyDad how did you get unmuted.

IHateMyDad - I unmuted a while ago actually

ME_K.O. - ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT ADAM (OR SOMEONE ELSE HE KNOWS) FACE MELTED OFF???????

FoodPlz - I don’t ever want to see that happen.

greenie - never talk about that again.

IMissMyGF - Thank god I only got hit

ME_K.O. - THAT IS STILL NOT OK

ME_K.O. - QUIT UR JOB

ME_K.O. - ALL OF YOU

Myers#1Hater - Already did.

FoodPlz - nah

greenie - kinda can’t 

IMissMyGF - I kinda need the money

KpopBoyfriend - Don’t have one

WONDERHOY - Mine is fun（πーπ）

IHateMyDad - I wish

owmybones - idk if i got fired or not

ME_K.O. - UGH

ME_K.O. - WHY DO YOU LET YOURSELVES BE IN HOSTILE ENVIRONMENTS

Anonymous - You can’t be saying anything either Miko.

FoodPlz - so you’re in a hostile environment toooooo

ME_K.O. - yeah but like

ME_K.O. - Not as bad as Rody’s or Mike’s

greenie - fsm im too tired for this

FoodPlz - FSM???

greenie - oh right different universes

greenie - it stands for ‘First Spinjitzu Master’

IMissMyGF - ???

owmybones - XD

KpopBoyfriend - I feel like I heard that somewhere

WONDERHOY - (˃̣̣̥▽˂̣̣̥)

ME_K.O. - PSHH-

IHateMyDad - WHEEZIHF RN KSDJMUTBND

FoodPlz - that’s hilarious

Myers#1Hater - That got a chuckle out of me.

owmybones - stop being proper 

Myers#1Hater - No.

greenie - stop making fun of the creator of my realm

IHateMyDad - oh mb

FoodPlz - fine

Myers#1Hater - Okay.

ME_K.O. - Ehhhhhhh

KpopBoyfriend - i’d rather not insult a higher being…

owmybones - nah im telling sarah about this when i get the chance

WONDERHOY - Sorry Lloyd-kun (/へ＼*)

greenie - I hate how fast the topic changes

owmybones - no one cares

IHateMyDad - OH MY GOD SHUT IT

owmybones - Well no one seems to care

IHateMyDad - JUST SHUT UP

owmybones - FUCK YOU

IHateMyDad - KYS

owmybones - NO U

Myers#1Hater - Please don’t make me mute you two again.

IHateMyDad - fine.

owmybones - :/

greenie - okay I think that’s enough talking for the day!!!!

KpopBoyfriend - I need to get back to class anyway

ME_K.O. - nyeh

FoodPlz - oh come on i was about to get some popcorn :’<

WONDERHOY - WONDERHOY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (≧▽≦)

IMissMyGF - Sheesh I’m probably gonna get hit again if I stay on this weird phone any longer

Myers#1Hater - I’m going to go get drunk. Goodbye.

owmybones - yea i missed my identity crisis today 

owmybones - i should probably get on that

IHateMyDad - have fun with that

owmybones - will do

FoodPlz - bye then

greenie - bye

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IHateMyDad - ah shit i got fired (again)

greenie - uh why??

IHateMyDad - Sent and image

It’s a pink slip with “Notice of Termination (you’re fired). Reason: Tampering with animatronics, general unprofessionalism, odor”

greenie - Odor????

IHateMyDad - ehh I have a condition

greenie- then wear perfume???

IHateMyDad - you think I can afford that

greenie - nvm

owmybones - L tbh

IHateMyDad - didn’t you just say you don’t know if you’re fired yet

owmybones - she hasn’t talked to me for a bit lol

greenie - she then most likely already fired you

owmybones - wtvr

owmybones - what do u even do 4 ur job anyway

IHateMyDad - survive for six hours

greenie - real (except it’s 24/7 365)

ME_K.O. - I JUST CAME BACK WTH DO YOU MEAN BY “SURVIVE”

IHateMyDad - eh just uh

IHateMyDad - killer mascots try to get into my office and i have to fend them off with a flashlight

ME_K.O. - …

greenie - fsm that’s crazy

ME_K.O. - That’s some fnaf typa stuff

IHateMyDad - ???

ME_K.O. - eh wtvr its probably nothing

Myers#1Hater - Hm. It seems a bit similar to my universe.

IHateMyDad - ?

IMissMyGF - Why are everyone’s worlds so messed up

greenie - idk

Myers#1Hater - Because of the fact our creators want us to suffer.

FoodPlz - That hits really close to home

greenie - oh welcome back

FoodPlz - hey

IMissMyGF - im still stuck on the killer animatronics

greenie - oh yeah PLEASE tell us more before I go insane trying to find out

IHateMyDad - Okay

IHateMyDad - so like robots try to kill me because they are pissed at my dad and want to stuff me into an endo because yes oh and there are like a billion locations and each one has different variations of animatronics and blah blah blah

…

greenie - what in the underworld

IMissMyGF - I have no words to describe how I’m feeling.

FoodPlz - oh

Myers#1Hater - At least they don’t eat people.

owmybones - oof

KpopBoyfriend - I check the chat to SEE THIS

ME_K.O. - hey so it is fnaf!

IHateMyDad - tf does that mean

ME_K.O. - I was literally sooo into the fnaf lore a couple years ago

IHateMyDad - ?????????

ME_K.O. - DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE MICHAEL AFTON

IHateMyDad - fuck

ME_K.O. - OMGGGGGG

ME_K.O. - HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ME_K.O. - HUGE FAN

ME_K.O. - DUKWBSPEGXMC

FoodPlz - Anyone know what she’s talking about

Myers#1Hater - I do not have any idea what she is talking about.

IMissMyGF - No clue.

IHateMyDad - What the fuck.

ME_K.O. - WHAT LOCATION R U AT

IHateMyDad - I just got fired from JR’s?

ME_K.O. - So you aren’t at 3 yet

IHateMyDad - tf

ME_K.O. - UGH I HAVE TO RESIST THE URGE TO SPOIL EVERYTHING

IHateMyDad - wtf

ME_K.O. - SITUDXOSFMXGYCZ

greenie - hey so uh no one gets what you’re talking about

IMissMyGF - Please stop.

Myers#1Hater - Do not make me mute you.

ME_K.O. - SORRY

ME_K.O. - IM SO EXCITED THAT FNAF IS REAL

FoodPlz - We’re all from different universes what did you expect

ME_K.O. - yeah but I didn’t expect video game characters to be here

greenie - anything is possible

IMissMyGF - my brain is overloading

Myers#1Hater - I regret to inform you, but it seems to be around time for Rody here to go to work?

IMissMyGF - OHMYGOSHITOTFHDSLFHNCKJ

IMissMyGF - BYWE

ME_K.O. - yeah I should probably get to mineeeeee

greenie - bye then

FoodPlz - bye

IHateMyDad - see ya

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KpopBoyfriend - Is no one going to talk

greenie - we don’t have any good topics

KpopBoyfriend - hm

FoodPlz - Let’s hate on farming!

greenie - farming is very needed though

FoodPlz - yeah but it’s hot out here

Myers#1Hater - Lloyd is correct. Farming is very important.

WONDERHOY - LET’S TALK ABOUT OUR FAVORITE FOODS (* ^◇^)_旦

Myers#1Hater - Welcome back. And sure.

WONDERHOY - I like Taiyaki (´∀`)

FoodPlz - may i have some

WONDERHOY - Of course Beet-san!!!!! ｡^‿^｡

FoodPlz - YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

greenie - oooooo

FoodPlz - I like carrots ig

Myers#1Hater - Is it because you only grow carrots and nothing else?

FoodPlz - …maybe

WONDERHOY - I have a friend with very strong feelings about veggies （＾ω＾）

FoodPlz - Like or dislike?

WONDERHOY - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

FoodPlz - i don’t like what that implies

Myers#1Hater - hmph.

Myers#1Hater - I’d have to go with martinis.

greenie - that’s not a food

Myers#1Hater - So?

greenie - seriously

owmybones - my turn ig

owmybones - i like apples

Myers#1Hater - Your name is Adam, and you like apples.

owmybones - what are you getting at

Myers#1Hater - Hm. It seems… coincidental.

owmybones - ???

Myers#1Hater - Nothing. Carry on.

KpopBoyfriend - I guess I like waffles

FoodPlz - peak food choice

greenie - peak

owmybones - eh

WONDERHOY - (♥ω♥*)

Myers#1Hater - Waffles are pretty delicious.

greenie - well I like dumplings

FoodPlz - fire

WONDERHOY - ヽ(o♡o)/

Myers#1Hater - Delicious.

owmybones - im too white for that

greenie - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Myers#1Hater - pfft.

WONDERHOY - (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

FoodPlz - I don’t get the joke

Anonymous - It’s a race.

FoodPlz - thx

FoodPlz - AUSOYJASNGQZPDMB

owmybones - …

owmybones - fuck u

owmybones - bye

FoodPlz - crumbs

WONDERHOY - ADAM-KUN NOOO (TдT)

Myers#1Hater - ha.

greenie - weirdo.

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Anonymous has added user Joel

Anonymous has changed a user’s name

Joel - one2manyteeth

one2manyteeth - hello :D

ME_K.O. - Oh hi!!!

WONDERHOY - NEW FRIEND (＾▽＾)

owmybones - username is so real

IHateMyDad - new person!

IMissMyGF - NEW PERSON!

greenie - oh hello

FoodPlz - do u have food

Myers#1Hater - Lovely.

KpopBoyfriend - hello

one2manyteeth - Mr. Sam let me use his computer!

ME_K.O. - Ooo who’s Mr. Sam

owmybones - this is pointless

IHateMyDad - shut

one2manyteeth - Mr. Sam is the one who let me stay in his apartment after my family disappeared!

greenie - oh that hits close to home

owmybones - fuck so real

IHateMyDad - somewhat relatable

ME_K.O. - why are all of you so sad

greenie - idk

FoodPlz - okay stop getting sidetracked weirdos

FoodPlz - we need to get to know Joel

KpopBoyfriend - Good idea

greenie - like what?

FoodPlz - idk just ask questions

ME_K.O> - Joel do you like video games

one2manyteeth - I like Super Jumpman!!!!!

ME_K.O. - I wish I knew what that one was

one2manyteeth - Oh! So it *insert really long paragraph here*

ME_K.O. - woah

greenie - sounds fun!

WONDERHOY - SO WONDERHOY °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

KpopBoyfriend - Sounds cool

IHateMyDad - wow

owmybones - sounds lame

IHateMyDad - adam shut up

owmybones - what? am i not allowed to express my opinion?

IHateMyDad - yes. stop having opinions.

one2manyteeth - Why can’t Adam have opinions?

owmybones - they just don’t like me

IHateMyDad - they suck.

owmybones - they do not

IHateMyDad - yes they do

ME_K.O. - Joel just ignore them they fight way too often

one2manyteeth - Okay ME_K.O.

ME_K.O. - It’s Miko!

one2manyteeth - Okay Miko!

greenie - I like this guy already

KpopBoyfriend - he’s cool

Myers#1Hater - He isn’t bad.

ME_K.O. - O.M.G. VINCENT LIKES SOMEONE???

Myers#1Hater - This is why I hate the majority of you.

one2manyteeth - Thank you Mr. Vincent!

Myers#1Hater - See? He’s nice.

KpopBoyfriend - You don’t even try to get to know us.

Myers#1Hater - Because your first impressions were horrible.

KpopBoyfriend - what does that have to do with anything???

Myers#1Hater - 去死吧。

KpopBoyfriend - 什么鬼？！

Myers#1Hater - 你会中文吗？

KpopBoyfriend - 我就是中国人。 

KpopBoyfriend - 我已经把地狱的一切都告诉过你们了。

owmybones - SPEAK ENGLISH I DONT UNDERSTAND THESE DRAWINGS

Myers#1Hater - First of all, that was extremely insulting. Second, this is the third time you have been rude to someone speaking a different language. Third, fine.

Myers#1Hater - So, Kit,  why are you called “KpopBoyfriend?”

KpopBoyfriend - because I based my skin on kpop idols

Several people are typing…

ME_K.O. - what the???

IHateMyDad - THE ACTUAL FUCK???

greenie - okay seriously what in the underworld do you mean by that

IMissMyGF - what the fuck

WONDERHOY - Σ（ﾟдolll）

owmybones - oh wow

one2manyteeth - woah

Myers#1Hater - hm?

FoodPlz - gross

KpopBoyfriend - 他妈的。。。

owmybones - what the fuck did you say

Myers#1Hater - The equivalent of “Oh Shit” or “Damn it”

IHateMyDad - fucking hell dude.

IHateMyDad - A skin???

IHateMyDad - MADE a skin???

IHateMyDad - PEOPLE MAKE SKINS NOW?

ME_K.O.  - Like a video game skin… right?

KpopBoyfriend - 不。

owmybones - ???

Myers#1Hater - “No.”

ME_K.O. - REAL SKIN???

KpopBoyfriend - 是。

owmybones - type in fucking english.

KpopBoyfriend - 不。

Myers#1Hater - Please for the love of all things write in English. I don’t like their whining.

KpopBoyfriend - Fine.

owmybones - im lwk interested

ME_K.O. - gross, man

KpopBoyfriend - Oh?

owmybones - i mean like can i have a new skin i lwk need one

ME_K.O. - ???

IHateMyDad - i’m sorry what the fuck

KpopBoyfriend - replying to owmybones Really? When do you need it? Give me your measurements, eye color, skin color, hair color, if you want a certain feature, amount of limbs, tongue, nose shape, teeth, skull… (he proceeds to list even more things)

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ME_K.O. - oh nerds… im gonna vomit…

IHateMyDad - ew

greenie - fsm what did i just read

FoodPlz - oh

WONDERHOY - |_・)

Anonymous - yeah that’s enough im gonna like… lock the chat for the rest of the day…

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Anonymous has unlocked the chat

Anonymous - sorry guys i didn’t know bro was gonna do that

KpopBoyfriend - I  just get excited when someone is interested in my skin making

greenie - that traumatized all of us

IHateMyDad - that triggered my ptsd

ME_K.O. - That’s so gross, man…

owmybones - it was lwk kinda cool idk what youre all on about

KpopBoyfriend - He gets me

greenie - FSM you’re both disgusting

KpopBoyfriend - :C

IHateMyDad - I know I just said thag reminded me of my past and shit but like… what prompted you to make your skin like kpop idols??

KpopBoyfriend - I was after this girl and she liked Kpop so I based my skin off it

IHateMyDad - huh

ME_K.O. - Define ‘after’

KpopBoyfriend - nah

ME_K.O. - that usually means something bad…

ME_K.O. - like… an assassin typa thing

KpopBoyfriend - ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ME_K.O. - knew it

greenie - this place is full of psychos

KpopBoyfriend - :C

IHateMyDad - I feel like that was obvious

Myers#1Hater - Mhm.

Myers#1Hater - Besides, you must have a goal in mind if you are willing to kill this girl.

KpopBoyfriend - …

Myers#1Hater - I won’t pry at it. Nor should anyone else.

owmybones - i was curious dammit

Myers#1Hater - Respectfully, shut the fuck up.

IHateMyDad - ooooooooooooo

owmybones - stfu micheal

ME_K.O. - you’re all such assholes oh my goodness

owmybones - i have a pretty good reason

Myers#1Hater - No one cares.

IHateMyDad - TELL HIMMM

Myers#1Hater - You too. Shut up.

IHateMyDad - :C

ME_K.O. - can we all just not be mean to each other

Myers#1Hater - It is inevitable.

Myers#1Hater - This chat is full of clashing personalities, which was clearly made for the purpose of drama and entertainment. 

ME_K.O. - I never thought of that omg

IHateMyDad - wait this makes a ton of sense

greenie - huh

KpopBoyfriend - wow

owmybones - so ur saying that the entire purpose of this chat is for someones entertainment

Myers#1Hater - I thought it was quite obvious, but yes. It is clearly for the entertainment of this "Anonymous" user.

ME_K.O. - that’s like… so messed up

IHateMyDad - fr

Myers#1Hater - Alas, we can do nothing about it.

IHateMyDad - Why don’t we just stop texting in this chat then

ME_K.O. - I second this!!!

Myers#1Hater - There is no way “Anonymous” would let us go this easily. They would find us in any chat we could make, and bend us to their divine will.

greenie - dude you’re acting weirder than usual are you feeling alright?

Myers#1Hater - I am simply stating the truth. They are clearly some kind of powerful entity if they can manage to combine universes from different timelines, ex. 1960s - 2080s. There is no way they are some puny human like (most) of us. We also do not know of some of these “countries” that some of us are from, ex. I am from G4 district, which I assume no one here knows. I also believe there are no talking cookies in any of our universes besides Beet.

owmybones - i aint reading allat

ME_K.O. - this is life changing

IHateMyDad - what the actual fuck

greenie - fsm

KpopBoyfriend - Interesting.

…

IHateMyDad - how the hell do we come back from that

ME_K.O. - how are we supposed to know????

ME_K.O. - do they want us to like… trauma dump or sm???

Myers#1Hater - They will force us to stay here until we say something interesting. We will never gain any peace as long as they are in control.

greenie - fsm STOPPPPPP

IHateMyDad- yeah ur starting to piss me off

Myers#1Hater - And why is that? Is it because I am stating the truth? Or is “Anonymous” making you type this?

ME_K.O. - ok lets stop this is hurting my brain

greenie - I second this

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owmybones - lwk wtf should we talk about now

IHateMyDad - man idfk 

ME_K.O. - should i spam song lyrics that describe you all

owmybones - wtvr atp

ME_K.O. - aa ningen janai mitai da sugao kakushite

owmybones - tf

ME_K.O. - that describes u

owmybones - ???

ME_K.O. - cyberbullying

owmybones - oh

ME_K.O. kimi wa dekinai dekinai dekinai ko - Michael

owmybones - is ts all going to be in wtvr language that is

ME_K.O. - ye

IHateMyDad - what does that mean??

ME_K.O. - “you are a useless child”

owmybones - DAMN.

IHateMyDad - man i thought you were cool :(

ME_K.O. - its just lyrics that describe u

IHateMyDad - but it hurts :C

ME_K.O. - too bad lmao

ME_K.O. - yukai fukai kurai na - Vincent

Myers#1Hater - And how does this describe me?

ME_K.O. - you tell us the brutal truth

Myers#1Hater - Ah.

IHateMyDad - wtf does it mean?

Myers#1Hater - “Be it pleasant or unpleasant, you just have to stomach it.”

owmybones - holy shit

IHateMyDad - where the hell are you getting these lyrics from

ME_K.O. - Vocaloid

owmybones - tf is that

ME_K.O. - a type of music that is usually in Japanese

IHateMyDad - no wonder all these lyrics don’t look like English

Myers#1Hater - It is specifically the romanization of the characters, as I assume Miko did not want to confuse you all even more than she has.

ME_K.O. - Right-O!

owmybones - idfk atp