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In the manager's office in the Sky Casino "Wrapping that up, Fyodor and Nikolai, I have a fairly easy mission for you. Fyodor you should know since you have been researching this." Fukuchi, the head of the D.O.A. remarks. "Ooo, and what will we be doing??" The ever fidgeting Nikolai Gogol asks. "Well you and our dear Dostoevsky-kun will take care of a small organization that has been causing us problems, they messed with our other meeting spot so it would be nice if you two would take them out." Fukuchi continues "But we do not know if they have abilities, or what those abilities would be, so stay on the lookout." He warns. "Is that all?" Fyodor asks, "Yes that would be all, and Sigma you have a few papers to do. Other than that everyone's dismissed." Everyone gets up and leaves and Sigma stays and starts his paperwork.

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In the corridors of the Sky Casino "Dos-kun~ aren't you excited?! We don't have to do any stupid boring paperwork!" Nikolai exclaims, "Yes, yes. Though this will be a fairly easy and straightforward mission" Fyodor says. "Sooo? We still get to do something, stop ruining my excitement!" Nikolai starts to pout, Fyodor chuckles a bit at his childish behavior. "Sure," Fyodor replies.

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The day of the mission, it's late at night about 1:45 am "Dos-kun you ready?" Nikolai asks, his left hand holding his overcoat open while blowing his head, a childish smirk on his face. Fyodor gives a small nod, his face stays stoic as Nikolai drapes the coat over the both of them and the overcoat spins as it gets smaller and disappears. They reappear at the opening of a seemingly abandoned cellar, "Well this is less than expected, I thought they'd have some fancy building." "Of course not, that would be too obvious, though it is underground so there's less escape options," Fyodor responds, "let's go in." He says as Nikolai starts to skip down the stairs of the cellar I wide smile plastered across his face and a pistol in his hand. He looks like a child, though this one is a cannibal, and terrorist that's about to commit mass murder. They get down the stairs and are met with two grunts, which Nikolai takes care of very easily. Fyodor takes a pair of keys from one of the dead bodies and they continue, killing other members in their way. "Stop right there!" Another member says, but this is different, the member then opens a portal with red colored strings of kanji reading 'Maybe in a different world' which starts sucking Nikolai and Fyodor in. This is very bad, "Holy shit!" Nikolai starts panicking and grabs onto Fyodor's wrist and Fyodor instinctively grabs onto a nearby poll. Even with this the strength of the pull from the portal pulls the pair in, then the ability user promptly closes the portal.

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was a blur, like everything was blurry. There were small red blinking lights lining a huge wall where Fyodor and Nikolai were leaning against. 'Where the hell am I? Where's Koyla? That ability user sent us somewhere... But where?' Fyodor's face was paled over and clammy, he felt like he would puke. He looked to his left to see the clown who's already vomited, a bit dripping from his lip. He also looked, worse for wear. Ew, anyways after that uh.. froyo passed out soon after niknak 🤮😀🤧👍🏽

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(AHHH MY EYES!!!) It was a bright white blur, the back of his head was aching, Fyodor was laying in what seemed like a hospital bed. He looked to his side and saw a homeless man? A very short old woman and, a huge... TALKING RAT??? This might just be a fever dream... "How are you sweetie?" The old lady asks, "Who are you, and why do you look like that?" All three of them are taken aback by the heavy Russian accent but they proceeded. "Well then, I am Nedzu and this is from my quirk, the principal of UA, this is Shota Aizawa a teacher at UA, and this is Recovery Girl the school nurse." The rat speaks, 'It's name is Nedzu? Weird, I've never seen an ability like this, and why are they calling it a quirk...' Fyodor thinks. "And you?" The rat continues, he contemplates for a moment but he decides to tell them. "My name is Fyodor Dostoevsky," "Thank you-" Fyodor cuts him off "Where is Nikolai?" They look a bit shocked then then the rat once again answers "I'm assuming that's your white haired friend," Froyo nods, "Oh then he's already woken up, though he was violently cursing and making misalanius jokes" Fyodor let's out a tired sigh. "Well bring him in here, and tomorrow morning there will be questioning, and lastly what is your quirks?" 'what should I say.... Well I'm assuming a "quirk" is a power, and that ability sent up to a place I've never heard of, it all makes sense.and they act like everyone has a quirk or most at least' "I don't have one and Nikolai's lets him make portals through his over coat." Fyodor says, they look a bit shocked when he says he doesn't have a quirk. "Thank you, now could one of you get the other child?" The rat asks the staff, and the homeless looking guy goes to get him.

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When the door opens aizawa is dragging the clown, and the ladder is yelling slurs and flailing around. "Kolya... What in the world." Then Nikolai runs up to Fyodor still sitting in the hospital bed, "Feyda!!! I thought I was gonna die!" "You would have been fine." Nikolai pouts. "How could you know that? Wait, you always know, never mind." Without the pair noticing, the adult left as Nikolai was ranting about idefk.

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*After the adults leave Nikolai and Fyodor alone* "Soooo... did you find out where we are?" Nikolai asks, sitting on the edge hospital bed. "Well clearly we're in an infirmary." "...I don't appreciate your sarcasm." (Only real ones will understand that reference) He brushes his comment off and continues, "Well I can confirm we're not in Yokohama anymore." Nikolai groans. "Yea everybody looks weird, they all have mutations and stuff, it's kinda other worldly." Fyodor nods and continues. "That's what I was thinking. It seems we're not in the same universe, it must've been the ability user we fought, that portal was most likely one to a different universe. the poster in this infirmary states there're pro heroes of some sort so that explains the weird outfit of the Aizawa man." Nikolai hums presumably listening. "Also to address the elephant in the room, look at yourself," Fyodor points at a mirror beside Nikolai and nikolai turns and looks in it and is silent for a second. "...What. The. Shit?! I'm little now! And you're also younger, how did I not notice?? I thought everyone was just freakishly tall." Nikolai stares at himself in the mirror taking in the fact that he's literally 11 years younger now. "Hm, well what do we do now?" He asks turning his attention back to fyodor. "Oh that part, yes, I don't know." Fyodor says, "Are you finally making a joke?" "Am I someone you know that jokes?" Then there's a long silence and Nikolai gives Fyodor a look of complete bewilderment. "...WE'RE GONNA DIE!?"

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Fyodor sighs, explaining anything to Nikolai is a mission in itself. "No, we're not going to die, I just don't know what we're going to do. That doesn't equate to us dying." Nikolai leans his bodyweight on Fyodor and whines, "But feyda! You don't understand, you're a genius so of course you're not worried, but I'm a commoner!" Nikolai leans into Fyodor more, and he resists the urge to push the clown (see what I did there hehehe) onto the floor.     Then someone opens the door and they look up to find... No one? "Down here," oh right the talking rat. "I see you two are more comfortable. So now then,  me and my friend, detective Tsukachi ask a few questions hm?" After a few seconds of silence Fyodor nods, "We will have one of you step outside the room and the other will be questioned. Is that fine?" Both of the boys nod and Nikolai was led outside of the room with principal Nedzu, leaving Tsukachi and Fyodor in the room.

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Tsukachi takes a foldable chair from the side of the room and sits in front of the hospital bed Fyodor's sitting in. Reaching out a hand for Fyodor to shake, but he doesn't take the invite and the detective retracts his hand and introduces himself. "Hello I'm Detective Tsukachi from the Mustafu police department, I'm a part of the detective branch and I will be asking a few questions." Fyodor nods and Tsukachi continues, "I have a lie detector quirk, so I'll be able to know if you're lying when I ask you questions."     That statement makes Fyodor pause for a second, 'I'll have to use technicalities if some of the questions come to it.' Fyodor thinks to himself then he nods.     

"So should we start the questioning?" Detective Tsukachi asks as he takes out a pen and a notepad. "Yes."

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Aizawa walks in with the rat in his scarf, "Alrighty, let's start off with some test questions to calibrate." Detective Tsukachi starts, "Are there three people in the room?" "Yes." Fyodor responds. "Are you alive?" "Yes." "Do I have wings?" "No." Nedzu writes something down in a small clipboard, then he looks up, he's sitting in Aizawa's scarf... weird "Good job, good job!- Now, let's get on to the real questions!"

Nedzu smiles, "Right..." Tsukachi and Aizawa look like they want to die, but they continue on. "What's your name?" Detective Tsukachi asks, "Fyodor Dostoevsky." "And your friends?" "Mykolya? No, he's not my friend- and his name is Nikolai Gogol." Tsukachi makes a face that screams he doesn't believe that last statement, but oh well. They continue with the questions, "How old are you two?" And this question gets Fyodor thinking now Nikolai and him aren't really 15 but tecnichally they are now so, it wouldn't really be lying. "Both Mykolya and I are 15." "Hm, is 'Mykolya' a nickname of sorts?" Nedzu asks, "It's his original name from Ukraine, 'Nikolai' is Russain."

"Well that leads to our next question! Tsukachi?" Nedzu turns to Tsukachi. "Where are you two from?" "Well I'm from Russia, Gogol is from Ukraine, but we live here in Japan." Then everyone in the room goes quiet, all the adults look pensive, then Aizawa speaks. "What about your parents?" ...Another 30 seconds of silence goes by. "I have none. And Gogol lived with his sisters but sadly he decided to go with me to Japan." Nedzu smiles when he hears that, "Perfect! I've already made my decision then, but one more question. Have you and Gogol ever commited a crime?" ... 'I'll tell some of the truth.' "To survive we have." Tsukachi looks at Nedzu then back at Fyodor "Alright, thank you for your compliance." Tsukachi stands up and Aizawa brings Nikolai back into the room, then all the adults leave. 

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"Sooo, how was it?" Nikolai pushes open the curtain infront of his hospital bed "Amazing the fact I was questioned you weren't." "I- Are you saying I'D be terrible at getting questioned!?" Fyodor deadpans, "Yes, I am." "Feyda! You're so mean!" Nikolai puts his hands in fists and on his hips. "You're the worst!" Fyodor rolls his eyes, "Oh well.-" Someone knocks at the door and they look at eachother, then back at the door, then it opens to Tsukachi and Nedzu walking in side by side. "We have a proposition! Well give you access to shelter, clothes, and food, if- you attend UA High-school! How does that sound?" And Fyodor and Nikolai look at eachother again, "Sure I guessss.. But only if feyda agrees!" "Well I agree." Nikolai wide eye stares at him. "You ain't even think about it...?" Fyodor rolls his eyes at Nikolai again, "Can you stop that!" Nikolai waves his arms around, 

"Alright then, Aizawa will take you to the dorms. We should have plenty rooms open." Nedzu explains, "He should actually be here now." And as if on cue Aizawa walks in to pick the boys up.

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Walking with Aizawa, a huge building shaped like 1-A comes into sight. "Suprise, you're in my class problem children."  The trio walks into the common room and Aizawa speaks louder to the group of kids on the couch and doing things, "Alright wastes of space! We have two new student! Don't kill eachother or whatever. Do not blow the place up. Im leaving to the teachers dorm." And Aizawa promply leaves. "Who the hell are you guys?!" An overly loud blond with red eyes yells- "Obviously the new students!" Nikolai responds "Stop being rude bakugo!" A pink alien? girl says, "I'm Mina Ashido! and this is Bakugo Katski, what are you two's names?" "Well I'm Nikolai Gogol and this is Fyodor Dostoevsky!" Nikolai takes an exagerated bow and stands back up. "Are either of you Japenese?" Mina asks, "Nope!" Nikolai says, poping the 'p' "I'm from Ukraine, Feyda over there is Russain!"

"You have really sharp teeth- Is that apart of your quirk or is it just genetic? Or maybe-" "Midorya you're doing it again." A girl with a brown bob warns a boy with curly green hair. "Sorry!" His face turns red in embaressment. He bows slightly and stands back up, "Well to answer your question its actually common in my familly to have sharp teeth!" "Really? What's you guys quirks?" Midorya asks, 'Thank goodness we already went through these questions together.' "My quirk is The Overcoat, it allows me to make portals through my coat to and where in a 30 meater radius! and feyda dosent have one, but his smarts make up for it!" And that statement makes everyone go quiet "Oh," Midorya says quietly, "So you're weaklings who bought themselves into UA ha?!" And that makes Fyodor smile his usual unsetlling smile "So you think we're weak?" and that wiped the smile off everyone's face.

"...Yea whatever." Bakugo turns away and storms off to his room then Nikolai is dragged into the hall looking for their two empty dorms.

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"Dos-Kun when are we gonna find our room!?" Nikolai whines "If you'd hush then this would be an easier process, so stop worrying." Nikolai continues to whine and Fyodor tunes him out. After one more turn the see two doors with the sign "EMPTY" in blue kanji "Yippie!! We found it!" And Fyodor smiles at his comrade (yea we'll say that) being happy. "Come on- let's check out my room first!" Before Fyodor can answer, he gets pulled into the room. 

 "Ooo, it's spacious! And they already put everything in!" Nikolai does a spin in the middle of the room and walks to the closet looking through it and sees already there are clothes, "Ew, these are all so ugly! I will be asking for sewing supplies and- is that... THAT'S the uniform?!" Nikolai just stares at it, "Feyda I can't anymore, this is terrible! Who even designed this?!" Fyodor chuckles a bit at the panic the latter is experiencing. "You're laughing?! You're so, so very CRULE!" And that just makes him laugh harder, "Let's just go see what your room looks like." And with that Fyodor's smile wipes right off his face, it turning into a frown when he gets dragged by his arm for the second time. 

"Would you stop dragging me?" "Nope, I would not!" Nikolai swings open the door and... it's the exact same. "It's literally the same." "I can see that." Nikolai groans and walks to the closet, opening the door to find equally ugly clothes, "Are you really gonna wear this?!" Nikolai asks in a less than pleased tone. "Well, I'm not gonna wear what you make," And Nikolai was so offended, but he crossed his arms, "Fine! If you wanna wear those ugly itchy clothes, then so be it! But I'm staying in here though!" And with that Nikolai takes his braid out and flops onto Fyodor's bed, and the demon just sighs because he knows he can't get out of this predicament. So instead he looks on the desks and finds pens paper and 3 note books, so the really did provide everything.  

Fyodor takes one of the pens and a notebook and gets to writing a plan to get out of this shithole of a place and back to their universe. 

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"CRAP! I haven't heard from those two idiots in days!" The lavender and white haired casino owner yells, pacing around her office, "I thought they'd be smarter than to do something like get caught- or maybe even worse! Man I don't even get paid to deal with them! I need to listen to Mitski, maybe have a Monster before I deal with this stupidity." 

After a shopping trip she ended up with 4 cans of pipeline punch and downed 2 of them. "Ugh ok, lets see where those two went off to..." She looks through her meeting notes and sees there mission location address. "0000, Right Here ave? That’s a dumb fucking name. Oh well guess I'm heading out. 

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The last thing Aizawa wants is for one of these stupid kids to be lost, because it causes a whole headache of problems if that were to happen. But lucky day for him because that’s what's happening right now! Of course the new transfer students are causing problems this early on and- oh the kid is in his friends room and that Russian kid is sleeping at his desk... "Wake up you two." The first to get up is Fyodor, quickly turning to see who was at the door "Nikolai." 'Oh yea, that's the kids name' Aizawa thinks.  

Nikolai jumps up to a sitting position, wiping the drool from his mouth, "Huh? What happed..? Oh- hey hobo guy!" The clown waves at his, Aizawa does not wave back. "It's Aizawa. Next time you call me 'Hobo Guy' you're having a week's detention." Aizawa warns, "Why are you even in here? Are we late?!"  Nikolai covers his mouth. "No you're actually up early. Come on, were going to get your clothes from the support course." Nikolai gasps, "Really!? Yippie!!" Nikolai jumps up from the bed and drags Fyodor from the desk to follow the hobo- I mean Aizawa. 

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Aizawa has given up on trying to answer every un reasonable, dumb question this kid has. Now he's just tunning it out. "Hey, I have an ACCTUALLY serious question though." Aizawa turned this head to him in curiosity, "Cand I have sewing supplies?" And Aizawa deadpans "That was the thing that was actually important..?" "It is! Sorry but the clothes you guys provided are hiddious so I want to make them better."  

Aizawa facepalms and groans, "Fine. I'll make a request for that I guess." As he said that they made it to the door for support course students and Aizawa opened the door... BOOM!! There was an explosion, all three of them got covered in dark grey soot. Then a girl with pink locks popped out of the doorway wipping off her face but other then that, she was completly fine. "Hey Mr. Aizawa! These are the new transfers correct!?"  

The girl stares them up and down, "They even look like foreigners! I'm Mei Hatsume!" "What-" She shakes Nikolai's and starts pushing them into the huge classroom before they could even introduce themselves. "Come on! I finished your clothes and I even made a few babies to go with them!" She hands them their clothes then she goes on a whole 30 minute yap fest on every gadget she's made that could work with their abilities. Eventually she stops talking and they're able to leave with only their newly fixed clothes. Aizawa also got a small hand sewing kit from one of the other students for Nikolai and gave it to him. 

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Aizawa leads the two teens (?) to the dorms, "Alright you two get ready for class." "I can wear my coat right?" Nikolai asks, "No it's not of dresscode. And you can't have the card over your eye either unless quirk related." "But my coat is ab- quirk related! And I never go without something covering my left eye! Come on Mr. Aizawa!" Eventually Aizawa got tired of all the whining and caved in. "Fine you can keep the coat but the card can be replaced with an eyepatch. Deal?" "Ughhhh... Fine." The two go to their dorm rooms (Fyodor's dorm really)  and get dressed. 

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Nikolai looks beyond annoyed going into the classroom with the eyepatch but it's not like he can do anything about it, so him and Fyodor sit down in the two seats in the back clearly placed for them. "Feyda, when is Sigma gonna help us out of this mess like she always does?" "Why should I know?" Nikolai groans, "Because you always know! You just wanna speak in riddles that no-one but your bandage buddy knows." And Fyodor chuckles, of course he does after that the clown gives up.  

Then Ilda tells everyone to quiet down, or as Nikolai put it, he's 'nerding out' whatever that means. But then Aizawa walks in, "6 seconds, needs more improvement, and thank you Ilda for trying to get them quiet." After that homeroom started. Then math, then english, science, and finnally lunch break! The best part of the day in Nikolais opinion since he didn't have to sit through boring lectures an classes. But of course they were called to the teachers break room weirdly. "Nedzu said so you two can adjust your going to eat in here for a few days." Aizawa told the duo, 'Interesting.' Fyodor thought. 'WHY!! I JUST SAW THESE STUPID TEACHERS!' 

This was going to be a drag until they get out of here. 

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With Sigma, she's absolutely done with this entire situation. Having to take care of the casino while figuring out what the hell happened to her colleges is really taking a toll on her. She's gotten bags under her eyes from pulling all-nighters and even her staff is asking about her.  

Now, Sigma is sitting at her desk and looking whipped. "Ugh I am not going to that fuck place where until its deemed safe! And for all I could know those assholes could just be messing with me..." She looks down at her notes and mutters, "Might as well go there with a bag full of ecentals then, might take me days to find them." And she actually packs a messenger bag, clothes, snacks, and all, (can never be too prepared) to go and look for them at the sight. Maybe in your eyes it's a little extra but Sigma thinks not, so deal with it. She annouces that she's going on a emergency business trip and heads out to a hopefully succsessful exposition. 

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The smell of blood, and rotting corpses came off of the bunker lab thing, which can now probally be concidered a gravyard from the carnage. Sigma pinches her nose in disgust and walks down the stairs and through the blood littered halls. All of this clearly shows The demon and clown where here. When she eventually finds a office like room she hears breathing. She turns around and- 

One of the scientists are still alive?! But clearly he's barley holding on his head is bleeding and his left hand is broken. "You're another one of them, aren't you?" "What happened here?" Ignoring her question he continues, "The other two are gone, I don’t know where but I used my ability on them." "You- No, the only reasonable way to deal with this..." Sigma thinks before looking at the scientist, "Open another portal." "No-" She kicks him in the side with her heel, making him cough up blood. "Do it." And when he finally complies and the portal opens, Sigma grabs his coat and he gets dragged in with her. Leaving nothing but silence behinde.