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A/N: Special fangs (get it, cuz I’m gothic) to my girlfriend (ew not in that way) Raven, aka bloodytearz666 for helping me with the story and spelling. You rock! Justin, you’re the love of my depressing life, you rock too! MCR rocks!

Hi, my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back, and icy blue eyes like limpid tears, and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee. (AN: If you don’t know who that is, get the hell out of here!) I’m not related to Gerard Way, but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire, but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts, in England, where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen).

I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example, today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it, and a black mini-skirt, pink fishnets, and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner, and red eyeshadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” Shouted a voice. It was… Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” He said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

A/N: Is it good? Please tell me, fangs!

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A/N: Fangs to bloodytearz666 for helping me with the chapter! By the way, preps stop flaming my story, ok!

The next day, I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was ebony black and inside it was hot pink velvet fabric with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took off my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots, and black fishnets. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Willow (A/N: Raven this is you!) then woke up and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks, and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini skirt, fishnets, and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner).

“Oh my fucking god, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” She said excitedly.

“Yeah, so?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Draco?” She asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” She exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

“Hi.” He said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” He said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte is having a concert in Hogsmeade.” He told me.

“Oh my fucking god!” I screamed I love Good Charlotte. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

“Well… do you want to go with me?” He asked.

I gasped.

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A/N: STOP FLAMMING THE STORY PREPS, OKAY! Otherwise, fangs to the gothic people for the good reviews! FANGS AGAIN RAVEN! Oh yeah, by the way, I don’t own the lyrics for Good Charlotte.

On the night of the concert, I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnets on my arms, and I straightened my hair and made it look all spikey. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some Good Charlotte. I painted my nails black and put on tons of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they were gonna play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (A/N: A lot of cool boys wear it ok!).

“Hi Draco.” I said in a depressed voice.

“Hi Ebony.” He said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place the concert was being held. On the way, we listened to Good Charlotte and Marylin Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

“You come in cold, you’re covered in blood.”

“They’re all so happy you’ve arrived.”

“The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom.”

“She sets you free into this life.” Sang Joel (I don’t own the lyrics to that song).

“Joel is so fucking hot!” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sang, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly, Draco looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok, I don’t like him better than you!” I said.

“Really?” Draco asked sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel, and he’s going out with Hilary-fucking-Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blond face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got Good Charlotte tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t drive back to Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into… The Forbidden Forest!

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A/N: I said stop flaming, ok! Ebony’s name is EBONY, not Mary Sue, OK! DRACO IS SO IN LOVE with her that he is acting differently! They knew each other before, ok!

“DRACO!” I shouted “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?!”

Draco didn’t answer, but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I also walked out of it, curiously.

“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

“Ebony?” He asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts), which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness, and then suddenly I didn’t feel made anymore.

And then… Suddenly, Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took off my dress, and I took off his clothes. I even took off my bra. Then he put his thing into my you-know-what, and we did it for the first time.

“Oh, oh, oh!” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body got all warm. And then…

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!”

It was… Dumbledore!

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A/N: STOP flaming! If you flame that means you are a prep or a poser! The only reason Dumbledore swore at them was because he had a headache, ok! And on top of that, he was mad at them for having sex! PS: I’m not updating until you give me five good reviews!

Dumbledore made me and Draco follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You ludicrous fools!” He shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle, Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall, who were both looking very angry.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” He yelled in a furious tone.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?!” Asked Professor McGonagall.

“How dare you?!” Demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked- “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad, but Professor Snape said- “Fine, very well. You may go to your rooms.”

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.

“Yeah, I guess.” I lied. I went to the girls' dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair, and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress, with red lace all around it, and black high heels.

When I came out, Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing “I Just Wanna Live” by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back to his room.

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A/N: Shut up preps, ok! PS: I won’t update until you give me good reviews!

The next day, I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end, and a matching top with red skulls all over it, and black high-heeled boots. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray painted my hair purple.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly, someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled on my top.

“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up at him, because I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that it was going down his face, and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses like Draco’s, and there wasn’t a scar on his forehead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin and he had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him, kind of like an erection, only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.

“I’m so sorry.” He said in a shy voice.

“It’s alright, what’s your name?” I questioned.

“My name’s Harry Potter, though most people call me Vampire nowadays.” He grumbled.

“Why?!” I exclaimed.

“Because I love the taste of human blood.” He giggled.

“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.

“Really?” He whimpered.

“Yeah!” I roared.

We sat down and talked for a while. Then Draco came up from behind me and told me he had a surprise for me, so I walked away with him.

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A/N: Well ok you guys, I’m only writing this because I got five good reviews. And by the way, I won’t write the next chapter until I get TEN good reviews. STOP FLAMING OR I’LL REPORT YOU! Ebony isn’t a mary sue, ok! She isn’t perfect, SHE’S A SATANIST! And she has problems, she’s depressed for god’s sake!

Draco and I held each other’s pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red satanist rings on my nails and red nail polish (A/N: see, does that sound like a mary sue to you?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went to his room and locked the door. 

Then we started frenching passively and we took off each other’s clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took off my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked, and then he put his thing into mine and we HAD SEX. (See, is that stupid?)

“Oh, Draco! Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm, when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it, in bloody gothic writing was the name… Vampire!

I was so angry.

“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of bed.

“No, no! You don’t understand!” Draco pleaded, but I knew too much.

“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDS anyway.”

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what, but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom, where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.

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A/N: Stop flaming, ok! If you do, you’re a prep!

Everyone in the class stared at me, and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

“Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly.

My friend, B’loody Mary Smith, smiled at me understandably. She flipped her long waist-length gothic black hair, and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch, but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name was Smith, and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism, she is in Slytherin now, not Gryffindor.)

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demanded angrily in his cold voice, but I ignored him.

“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

Draco’s POV:

I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I went out with Vampire (I’m Bi and so is Ebony) for a while, but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he is gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

Back to Ebony’s POV:

“But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” Said Vampire.

“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virginity to Draco, and then I burst into tears.

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A/N: Stop flaming, ok! I don’t read all the books! This is from the movie, ok, so it’s not my fault if Dumbledore swears! Besides, I SAID HE HAD A HEADACHE! And the reason Snape doesn’t like Harry now is because he’s christian, and Vampire is a satanist! MCR ROCKS!

I was so mad and sad. I can’t believe Draco cheated on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.

Then all of a sudden, a horrible man with red eyes started flying towards me on a broomstick. He didn’t have a nose (A/N: Basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black, but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was… Voldemort!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice, but then Voldemort shouted- “Imperious!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell off his broom and started to scream in pain. I felt bad for him, even though I’m a sadist, so I stopped.

“Ebony!” He yelled. “ Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”

I thought about Vampire and his sexy eyes and his gothic black hair, and how his face looked just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

“No, Voldemort!” I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. “No, Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” He yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-you’re-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” He answered cruelly. “And if you do not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad, I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly, Draco came into the woods.

“Draco!” I said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” He said back, but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner, kind of like a pentagram (A/N: get it) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got mad at you, but I thought you cheated on me.” I explained.

“That’s okay.” He said, all depressed, and we went back into Hogwarts together, making out.

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A/N: Shut it you gay fags, if you don’t like my story then fuck off! PS: It turns out B’loody Mary isn’t a muggle after all, and she and Vampire are evil, that’s why they moved houses!

I was really scared about Voldemort all day. I was even upset when I went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band, Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer and I play guitar. People say we sound like a cross between Good Charlotte, Slipknot, and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Willow, Draco, Ron (Though we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hagrid. Only today, Draco and Willow were depressed so they wouldn’t be coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists. He wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too, and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a stake. And Willow was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I was wearing a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and a tiny matching miniskirt that said “Simple Plan” on the butt. You might think I’m a slut, but I’m really not.

We were singing a cover of “Helena”, and at the end of the song, I suddenly burst into tears.

“Ebony, are you ok!” B’loody Mary asked in a concerned voice.

“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily, and then I said- “Well, voldemort came, and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don’t want to kill him, because he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort will fucking kill Draco!” I burst into tears.

Suddenly, Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

“Why didn’t you fucking tell me?!” He shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!” (A/N: See, is that out of character?)

I started to cry and cry, and Draco started to cry too, all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly, Dumbledore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery, and I knew this time it wasn’t because he had a headache.

“What have you done?!” He started to cry wisely. (A/N: See, that’s basically not swearing, and this time he was really upset and you’ll see why.) “Ebony, Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists!”

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A/N: I said stop flaming, you preps! See if this chapter is stupid!!!!! It deals with really serious issues! See for yourself if it’s stupid! By the way, fangs to my friend Raven for helping me!

“NO!” I screamed. I was horrified! B’loody Mary tried to comfort me, but I told her to fuck off, and ran to my room crying to myself. Dumbledore chased after me, shouting, but he had to stop when I went to my room because he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. The blood got all over my clothes, so I took them off and jumped into my bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a stake and almost stuck it in my heart to commit suicide. I was so fuck depressed!

I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it, all sadly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends, and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it! Then I looked out the window and screamed. Snape was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Lupin was masterbating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME WHILE I’M NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT?!” I screamed while putting on a black towel with a picture of Marylin Manson on it. Suddenly, Vampire ran in.

“Abra Kadabra!” He yelled at Snape and Lupin, pointing his wand. I took out my gun and shot Snape and Lupin a gazillion times, and they both started screaming and the camera broke.

Suddenly, Dumbledore ran in. “Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has- NOOOOO!” he shouted, looking at Snape and Lupin, and then he waved his wand, and suddenly…

Hagrid ran inside the room and said- “Everyone, we need to talk.”

“What do you know, Hagrid? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…” Hagrid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

“This cannot be.” Snape said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumbledore had shot him. “There must be other factors.”

“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled angrily at him.

Lupin held up the camera triumphantly. “The lens may be ruined, but the tape is still there!”

I felt faint, more than I normally do, like how it feels when I don’t drink enough blood.

“Why are you doing this?” Lupin said angrily, while he rubbed his dirty hands on his cloak.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before, but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy, or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

“BECAUSE… BECAUSE…” Hagrid said and he paused in the air, waving his wand in the air. Then he started singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

“Because you’re gothic?” Snape asked in a little afraid voice, because he was afraid it meant he was connected to satan.

“Because I LOVE HER!”

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A/N: Stop flaming ok! Hagrid is a pedo too! A lot of people in American schools are like that, and I wanted to address the issue! How do you know Snape isn’t Christian, plus Hagrid wasn’t really in love with Ebony, that was Sedric, ok!

I was about to slit my wrists again with a silver knife that Draco had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy, but I knew that we must go together.

“NO!” I thought it was Hagrid, but it was Vampire. He started to scream- “OH MY FUCKING GOD, NO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then… his eyes rolled up! You could only see his reddish whites.

I stopped. “How did you know?”

“I saw it! And my scar turned back into a lightning bolt!”

“NO!” I ran up to him. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I did, but Diablo changed it into a pentagram for me, and I always cover it with foundation.” He said back. “Anyway, my scar hurt and it turned back into a lightning bolt! Then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco… Voldemort has him in bondage!”

I was now in the nurse’s office recovering from my slit wrists. Snape, Lupin, and Hagrid were there too. They were going to St. Mungo’s after they recovered, because they were pedophiles and you cant have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot girls. Dumbledore had confiscated the video camera they used to record me while I was naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway, Hagrid came to my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

“Ebony, I need to tell you something.” He said in a very serious voice, giving me the roses.

“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.” I snapped, because Hagrid had been mean to me before he went gothic.

“No, Ebony.” Hagrid said. “Those are not roses.”

“What, are they gothic to you, you poser prep?” I asked because I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily.

“No you didn’t.” I replied. “You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton porn video made from your shower scene.”

“And being viewed by Snape and Lupin, who MASTERBATED to it.” He said silently. (A/N: See, is that spelled wrong?)

“Whatever!” I yelled angrily.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. “Those aren’t roses.” He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered “Well if you wanted honesty, that’s all you had to say.”

“That’s not a spell, that’s an MCR song.” I corrected him, wisely.

“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cords.” Then he screamed. “Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio imo noto okayo!” (A/N: for all you cool gothic MCR fans out there, that is a tribute! Especially for Raven, I love you girl!)

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame, floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I know he isn’t a prep.

“Ok, now I believe you, now where the fuck is Draco?”

Hagrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the ball of flames, but I couldn’t see anything.

“You see, Ebony.” Dumbledore said, watching the two of us as we watched the flame. “To see what is in the flames (A/N: HAHA REVIEWERS FLAMES, get it?) you must find yourself first, ok?”

“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Hagrid yelled. Dumbledore looked shocked. I guess he didn’t have a headache, otherwise he would have said something back.

Hagrid stormed off back to his bed. “You are a liar, Professor Dumbledore!”

Anyway, when I got better, I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was also some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all around me so I looked like Samara from The Ring. (A/N: If you don’t know who she is, you’re a prep so fuck off!) And I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner, and black lip gloss.

“You look kawaii, girl.” B’loody Mary said sadly. 

“Fangs (A/N: Get it?), you do too.” I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists, feeling totally depressed, and I sucked all the blood out. I cried again in the bathroom, and put the shades on so Snape and Lupin wouldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes.

Vampire was in the class for Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared, and he had used to be in love with him. Currently, he was sucking some blood out of a Hufflepuff.

“Hi.” He said in a depressed way.

“Hi back.” I said in an equally sad way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful gothic red eyes, just like Draco’s. Then we jumped on top of each other and started screwing each other.

“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” Shouted Professor McGonagall who was watching us, and so was everyone else.

“Vampire, you fucker!” I said, slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me! You know I love Draco!” I shouted, and then I ran away angrily.

Just then, he started to scream. “OH MY FUCKING GOD, NO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then his eyes rolled up! You could only see his reddish-whites.

“NO!” I ran up to him. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I did, but Diablo changed it into a pentagram for me, and I always cover it with foundation.” He said back. “Anyway, my scar hurt and it turned back into a lightning bolt! Then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco… Voldemort has him in bondage!”

A/N: SPECIAL FANGS TO RAVEN MY GOTHIC BLOOD SISTER! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO WRITE THIS!!!! HEY RAVEN, DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER IS?!

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A/N: Raven, fangs for helping me again, I’m sorry I took your poster of Gerard, but that guy is such a fucking sex bomb! PREPS STOP FLAMING!

Vampire and I ran up the stairs, looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.

“Dumbledore, Dumbledore!” We both yelled. Dumbledore came to us.

“What is it that you want now, you despicable snobs?” He asked angrily.

“Voldemort has Draco!” We shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice.

“No, don’t! We need to save Draco!” We begged.

“No.” He said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school, especially with YOU, Ebony.” He said while he frowned, looking at me. “Besides, I never liked him that much anyway.” Then he walked away.

Vampire started crying. “My Draco!” He moaned. (A/N: Don’t you think gay guys are so hot!)

“It’s okay!” I tried to tell him, but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I have an idea!” he exclaimed.

“What?” I asked him.

“You’ll see.” He said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then suddenly, we were in Voldemort’s lair!

We ran in with our wands out, just as we heard a crooning voice say- “Abra Kadabra!”

It was… Voldemort!

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A/N: Fuck off PREPS, ok! Raven, fangs for helping again. I’m sorry I couldn’t update, but I was depressed, and I had to go to the hospital because I slit my wrists. PS: I’m not updating until you give me ten good reviews!

WARNING: SOME OF THIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMELY SCARY! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!

We ran to where Voldemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn’t there. Instead, the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there, crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with my gun. He then suddenly looked at me and fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “Ebony, I love you, will you have sex with me?” he said. (A/N: In this, he is sixteen years old, so he’s not a pedophile ok.)

“Huh?” I asked.

“Ebony, I love you, will you have sex with me?” Asked snaketail.

I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my boyfriend and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up, you fucking bastard!” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood poured out of him like a fountain.

“Nooooo!!!!” He screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears sadly.

“Snaketail, what art thou doing?” Called Voldemort. Then he started running! We could hear his high-heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There, I started crying.

“What’s wrong, Honey?” Asked Draco, taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (A/N: Get it, because he’s so sexy.) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

“It’s so unfair!” I yelled. “Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here, except B’loody Mary, because she’s not ugly or anything.”

“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway, they’re all such fucking sluts.” Answered Draco.

“Yeah, but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Lupin took a video of me naked, Hagrid says he’s in love with me, Vampire likes me, and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you, ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan make me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (A/N: Don’t worry, Ebony isn’t a snob or anything, but a lot of people have told her she’s pretty.) “I’m good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL?! IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.

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A/N: Stop flaming, ok! By the way, you suck! From now on, everytime someone flames me, I’m gonna slit my wrists! Fangs to Raven for helping me!

“Ebony! Ebony!” Shouted Draco sadly. “No please, come back!”

But I was too mad.

“Whatever! Now you can go and have sex with Vampire!” I shouted.

I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black Good Charlotte watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said “anarchy” on the front in blood-red letters, and was all ripped and had a spiked belt. Under that, I put ripped black fishnets, and boots that said “Joel” all over them with blood-red letters. I put my ebony black hair out.

Anyway, I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did some advanced biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a guitar. Suddenly, the guitar turned into Draco!

“Ebony, I love you!” He shouted sadly. “I don’t care what those fucker preps and posers think. You’re the most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you, I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you, I fucking love you!” 

Then he started to sing “The Chronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song because we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexy, like a cross between Grard, Joel, Chester, Pierre, and Marilyn Manson. (A/N: Don’t you think those guys are so hot? If you don’t know who they are, get the fuck out of here!)

“OH MY FUCKING GOD!” I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us, but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco’s) at them. “I love you!” I said, and then we started to kiss, just like Hilary Duff (I fucking hate that bitch) and Chad Michael Murray in A Cinderella Story. Then we walked away, holding hands. Lupin shouted at us, but he stopped because everyone was clapping because of how sexy we looked together. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmeade right now. We looked at each other all shocked, and then we went together.

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A/N: You know what, shut up, ok! Prove to me that you’re not preps. Raven, you suck you fucking bitch, you’re supposed to do this! By the way, thanks to britney5655 for teaching me Japanese.

We ran happily to Hogsmeade. There, we saw the stage where Good Charlotte had played. We ran in happily. MCR were there playing “Helena.” I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in the pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection. But it doesn’t matter because I knew now that we were the only ones for each other. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants.

Anyway, we started moshing to Helena. We frenched and ran up to the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the other band members. We gasped, it wasn’t them at all. It was… Voldemort and the Death Dealers!

“What the fuck, Draco! I’m not going to a concert with you!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time! Even if it’s MCR, and you know how much I like them!”

“What, because we… you know…” He fidgeted uncomfortably because guys don’t like to talk about you-know-what.

“Yeah! Because we had sex!” I yelled in an angry voice.

“We won’t do that again.” Draco promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT!”

“OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHAT THE FUCK?! Are you giving into the mainstream?!” I asked. “So I guess you’re a prep or a Christian or what now?!”

“No…” He muttered loudly.

“Are you becoming a prep or what?!” I shouted angrily.

“Ebony, I’m not! Please come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing “The World is Black” by Good Charlotte to me.

I was flattered because that’s not even a single, and he had memorized the lyrics just for me!

“Ok then, I guess I will have to.” I said, and then we frenched for a while and I went up to my room.

B’loody Mary was standing there. “Gokigen'yō girl.” She said happily. (She speaks Japanese and so do I. That means “How do you do” in japanese.) “By the way, Willow, that fucking poser got expelled. She failed all her classes and she skipped math.” (A/N: RAVEN YOU FUCKING SUCK! FUCK YOU!)

“Serves that fucking bitch right.” I laughed angrily.

Well anyway, we were all feeling depressed. We watched some gothic movies like “The Nightmare Before Christmas.”

“Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.

“Kawaii.” B’loody Mary shook her head energetically if not a bit lethargically. “Oh yeah, I have a confession to make. After she got expelled, I murdered her and then Lupin had his way with her because he’s a necrophiliac.”

“Kawaii.” I commented happily. We talked to each other in silence for the rest of the movie.

“Oh hey by the way, I’m going to an MCR concert with Draco tonight in Hogsmeade.” I said. “I need to wear the hottest outfit ever.”

B’loody Mary nodded energetically. “Oh my fucking god totally, lets go shopping!”

“At Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my special Hot Topic loyalty card.

“No.” My head snapped up.

“WHAT?!” Hy head spun. I couldn’t believe it. “B’loody Mary, are you a PREP?!”

“No, no!” She laughed. “I just found some cool gothic stores near Hogwarts, that’s all.”

“Who told you about them?” I asked, sure it would be Draco or Diablo or even Vampire (don’t even SAY that name to me!).

“Dumbledore.” She said. “Let me just call our brooms.”

“Oh my fucking god, Dumbledore?!” I asked quietly.

“Yeah, I saw a map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on, let’s go.”

We went to a gothic store specifically for the concert at Hogsmeade. The salesperson was, oh my god, hotter than Gerard, but not actually because that’s impossible. He gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for the real goths.”

“The real goths?” Me and B’loody Mary asked.

“Yeah, you wouldn’t believe how many posers are in this town, man! Yesterday, some guys named Snape and Lupin tried to buy a gothic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I didn’t even know they had a camera.”

“OH MY FUCKING GOD, NO! THEY’RE GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried out, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress that had lots of red tulle coming out, and a very low-cut with a huge slit.

“Oh my Satan, you have to buy that outfit.” The salesperson said.

“Yeah, it totally looks hot.” Said B’loody Mary.

“You know what, I’m gonna give it to you for free because you look really hot in that outfit. Are you going to that concert in Hogsmeade tonight?” He asked.

“Yeah, I am actually.” I looked back at him. “By the way, my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia TARA Way, what’s your’s?”

“Tom Riddle.” He said as he ran a hand through his dyed black hair. “Maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”

“Yeah, I don’t think so, because I am going with my boyfriend Draco you sicko!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go out with him, Hagrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OH MY FUCKING GOD, EBONY, YOU NEED TO GET BACK TO THE CASTLE RIGHT NOW!”

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A/N: I said stop flaming the story! If you’re a prep then don’t read it! You can tell whether you’re a prep or not based on my quiz, it’s on my home page. If you’re not then you rock. If you are a prep THEN FUCK OFF! PS: Willow isn’t actually a prep. Raven, please do this, I promise to give your poster back.

Tom Riddle gave us some clothes and stuff for free. He even said he would help us with makeup if we wanted, because he was really into fashion and stuff (he’s bisexual). Hagrid kept shouting at us to come back to Hogwarts. 

“WHAT THE FUCK HAGRID?!” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fucking bastard!” Hagrid went away, angrily. 

Afterwards, Willow walked in out of nowhere. “Hey bitch, you look kawaii.” She said.

“Yeah, but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly, because Willow’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood-red lace on it, with a black and blood-red miniskirt, leather fishnets, and black pointy boots to show off how pale she was. She had a really nice body with big boobs and everything. She was also thin enough to be anorexic.

“So, are you going to the concert with Draco?” She asked.

“Yeah.” I said happily. “Who are you going with?”

“I’m going with Diablo.” She answered happily. 

When night had struck, Draco and Diablo arrived in our room. They were both looking extremely sexy, and you could tell they thought we were as well. Diablo was wearing a black shirt that said “666” on it. He was wearing tons of makeup, just like Marylin Manson. Meanwhile, Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black Good Charlotte t-shirt, and black Vans he got from the Warped Tour. 

B’loody Mary was going to the concert with Dracula. Dracula used to be called Neville, but it turns out he was kidnapped at birth and his real parents were vampires that died in a car crash. Because of this, Neville converted to Satanism and went goth. This further led him to join Slytherin. Currently, he was wearing a black Warped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes, and his hair was black with red streaks in it.

Anyway, we all got into Draco’s black Mercy-Benz (Get it? Because we’re all gothic) that his dad, Lucien, gave him. We all did pot, coke, and crack, and me and Draco made out. We even made fun of some fucking preps on the way. 

When we got there, I gasped. Gerard was the sexiest guy ever! He looked even sexier than he did in the pictures. He had long raven black hair and piercing blue eyes. He was really skinny and had an ethnic voice. We then moshed to Helena and some other MCR songs.

Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask, and so did the other members. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man with no nose and red eyes. Everyone ran away, except for me and Draco. It was… Voldemort and the Death Dealers!

“You moronic idiots!” He shouted angrily. “Ebony, I told you to kill Vampire. Thou have failed, and now… I shall kill thou and Draco!”

“No, no! Please!” We begged sadly, but he took out his knife.

Suddenly, a gothic old man flew in on his broomstick. He had long black hair and a long black beard. He was wearing a black robe that said “Avril Lavigne” on the back. He shot a spell at Voldemort and he ran away. It was… DUMBLEDORE!

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A/N: I SAID STOP FLAMING! If you do then you’re a fucking prep! Fangs again to Raven for the help and stuff. You rock and you’re not a prep! Thanks for my sweater! PS: The other reason Dumbledore swore is because he’s trying to be gothic, so there.

The night before me and Draco went back to the skull (A/N: Get it! Skull? Because I’m gothic and I like death), Dumbledore had chased Voldemort away. Afterwards, we flew back with our brooms. Mine was black, with lace all over it, and the broom-stuff was blood-red. Draco’s broom on the other hand was MCR themed. We went back to my room and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.

I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyeshadow, blood-red lipstick, and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in strips so you could see my belly. I also decided to wear a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds in it.

I went down to the Great Hall. There, all the walls were painted black and the tables were black to. But if you looked closer, you could see that there was pink paint under the black paint. The walls were also lined with posters of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and The Backstreet Boys.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!” I shouted going to sit next to B’loody Mary and Willow. B’loody Mary was wearing a black leather miniskirt with a Good Charlotte t-shirt, black fishnets, and black pointy boots. Meanwhile, Willow was wearing a long gothic black dress with blood-red writing that was all lacey and came up to her thighs, and black boots with fishnets. 

Vampire, Dracula, and Draco then sat next to us. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in because they were all bi. “Those guys are so fucking hot.” Neville said.

Then suddenly, a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came into the room. He was the same one who had chased away Voldemort last night. He had normal tan skin, but he was wearing white foundation and his hair was dyed black.

“DUMBLEDORE?!” We all gasped.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Voldemort.”

“Hello everyone.” He said happily. “As you can see, I gave the room a makeover. What do you think about it?”

Everyone from the poser table from Gryffindor started to cheer. While we goths just looked at each other all frustrated and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was.

“By the way, you can call me Albert.” He called out as we left for our classes.

“What a fucking poser!” Draco shouted angrily as we went to Transformations. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous, I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (A/N: Get it? Way? Like Gerard Way?), but I didn’t say anything.

“I bet he’s having a midlife crisis!” Willow shouted.

I was so fucking angry.

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A/N: Please stop flaming the story, if you do then you’re a prep and you’re jealous, ok! From now on, I’m going to delete all your mean reviews!! By the way, Ebony is a pureblood, so there! Fangs to Raven for the help!

All day, we sat angrily thinking about Dumbledore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, at least I had something to look forward to- the MCR concert. It got postponed after what Voldemort did, so they’ll be rehosting it.

Anyway, I went to the Common Room sadly so I could cut classes. Draco was being all secretive. I asked what happened, and he got all mad at me and started crying hot and angstily. (A/N: Aren’t sensitive bi guys so hot?)

“No one fucking understands me!” He shouted angrily as his black hair went into his big red eyes, like Billy Joel in Boulevard of Broken Dreams. He was wearing black baggy pants, a black MCR t-shirt, and a black die. (A/N: Get it? Die instead of tie because I’m gothic?)

I was wearing a black leather low-cut top with chains all over it, and all over a black leather miniskirt. I was also wearing black high-heeled boots and a cross belly ring. My hair was all up in a messy really high bun like Amy Lee in Going Under. (A/N: Email me if you wanna see the pic.)

“Excuse you, what about me?!” I growled.

“But- but- but-” He grunted.

“You fucking bastard.” I moaned.

“No wait! It’s not what it sounds like!” He shouted.

But it was too late, I knew what I heard. I ran to the bathroom angrily, crying. Draco banged on the door. I wept and wept as my bloody eyeliner streamed down my cheeks, and made cool tears run down my face like Benji in the video for Boys and Girls. (A/N: Raven, that is our video.) I then took out a blunt and started to smoke it.

Suddenly, Hagrid appeared out of nowhere. “You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily as I dropped my pot. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing in the girls’ room?!”

Only, it wasn’t just Hagrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second, I wanted it to be Tom Riddle or even Draco, but it was Dumbledore.

“Hey, I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out a black wannabe-gothic purse. “What are you wearing to the concert?”

“You know who MCR are?!” I gasped.

“No, I just heard there was a concert a lot of goths and punks were going to.” He said. “Anyway, Draco has a surprise for you.”

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A/N: I said I don’t care what you think! Stop flaming, ok preps! Fangs to Raven for the help. Oh yeah, by the way, I’ll be on vacation in Transilvania for the next three days, so don’t expect any updates.

All day, I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I put on a black leather miniskirt, a black corset with purple lace all over it, and black gothic combat boots. MCR were going to do the concert again tonight, since Voldemort took over the previous one. I slit my wrists while I moshed to MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly, someone knocked on my door while I was trying on some black clothes and moshing to Thanks for the Venom. I got all mad and turned it off, but secretly I hoped it was Draco so we could have sex again.

“What the fucking hell are you doing?!” I shouted angrily. It was Lupin. “Are you gonna come rape me or what?!” I yelled. I was allowed to say that, because Dumbledore had told us to be careful around him and Snape because they were pedos.

“No, actually can I please borrow some condoms?” He growled angrily.

“Yeah? So you can fuck your six-year-old girlfriend, huh?!” I shouted sarcastically.

“Fucker.” He said walking away.

I went back into my room and put on some black eyeshadow, black eyeliner, black lipstick, and white foundation. Then I went out of my room. I gasped at what I saw. Snape and Lupin were in the middle of the empty hall, doing it while Dobby was watching!

“Oh my god you ludicrous idiot!” They both shouted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying, while Snape and Lupin got up. Normally I would have been turned on (I love seeing guys have sex with each other), but both of them were preps. (A/N: By the way, Snape is now in Gryffindor.)

“What the fuck, is that why you wanted condoms?” I asked sadistically (A/N: See, I spelled that.)

“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lupin shouted angrily.

“Well you should have told me!” I replied.

“You dimwit!” Snape began to shout angrily. And then I took out my black camera and took a picture of them. You could see that they were naked and everything.

“Well excuse me!” They both shouted angrily. “What was that for?!”

“It’s to blackmail you.” I snarked. “So next time you see me and Draco having sex, you can’t fucking rat me out or I’ll show this to Dumbledore. So fuck you bastards!” I started to run. They chased me, but I threw my wand at them and they tripped over it.

I went outside and saw Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot. “What the fuck, where’s Draco?” I asked him.

“Oh, he’s just being a fucking bastard, he told me he wouldn’t go to the concert.” Vampire said, shaking his head. “You wanna come with me to the concert?”

Then he showed me his flying car. It was a black car. He said his godfather Sirius Black had given it to him. The license plate on the front said “MCR666” on it, while the one on the back said “EBONY” on it. I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing their music. Vampire and I began to make out, moshing to the music. I gasped looking at the band.

I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He began to sing “Helena” and his beautiful sexy voice began to fill the hall. Then I heard the sound of someone crying. I turned around and saw Draco, crying in the corner.

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A/N: Fuck you, ok! You fucking suck. It’s not my fault if it’s spelled wrong, because that bitch Raven won’t do it, you fucking preps! Whoops, sorry Raven. Thanks for the help. By the way, Transilvania rocks hard! I even got to go to the castle where Dracula was filmed!

Later, we all went back to the school. Draco was still crying in the Common Room. “Draco, are you ok?” I asked in a gothic voice.

“No I’m not, you fucking bitch!” He shouted angrily. He started to run out of the building in a suicidal way. I started to cry because I was worried he would try to commit suicide.

“It’s ok, Ebony.” Said vampire comfortably. “I’ll make him feel better.”

“You mean you’ll go fuck him, won’t you!” I shouted angrily. Then I ran to get Draco, while Vampire followed me.

“Draco, please come back!” He began to cry, tears of blood came down his pale face. I was so turned on because I love sensitive bi guys. (A/N: If you’re a homophobe then fuck off!)

And then we heard some footsteps coming our way. Vampire got out his black invisibility cloak. We both got under it and saw the Janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

“WHO'S THERE?!” He shouted angrily. We saw his cat, Filth, come to us. He went under the invisibility cloak and started to meow loudly.

“IS ANYONE THERE?!” Yelled Mr. Norris.

“No, fuck you, you preppy little poser, son of a fucking bitch!” Vampire said under his breath in a disgusted way.

“EXCUSE ME?! EXCUSE ME, WHO SAID THAT?!” Yelled Mr. Norris. Then he heard Filth meow. “Filth, is there anyone under the cloak?” He asked, and Filth nodded. Then Vampire french kissed me, just as Mr. Norris was taking the cloak off of us!

“WHAT THE-” He yelled, but it was too late because now we were running away from him. And then we saw Draco crying and bursting into tears as he slit his wrists outside the school.

“Draco!” I cried out. “Are you okay?”

“I guess so.” Draco weeped. We went back to his room and we started french kissing each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (A/N: See, isn’t that depressing) on his gothic red bed together. As I was about to put in the video my eyes rolled up and suddenly, I had a vision of something that was happening right now. There was a knock on the door, and Professor Fig and the Mystery of Magic walked into the school!

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A/N: Shut the fuck up! Preps, stop flaming ok, if you don’t like it then fuck off! I know it’s not Mr. Norris, that’s Raven’s fault ok! You suck! No just kidding Raven, you fucking rock, preps suck!

All day, everyone talked about the Mystery of Magic. I woke up the next day in my coffin. I was wearing black lace leather pajamas. I gasped as I opened my icey blue eyes. Surrounding my coffin were B’loody Mary, Diablo, Draco, Dracula, Vampire, and Willow!

Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under it was a black poofy skirt with lace on it, and black gothic boots that were attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and vans. He looked like Joel Madden. Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and black jeans and a leather jacket.

B’loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that was ripped so it showed off her cleavage. On top of it was a white apron that said “bitch” on it, with other swear words and MCR lyrics on it, kind of like this one dress I saw Amy Lee wear once.

Darkness (aka Jenny) then walked into the room. She was wearing a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing, and black pointy boots. Crabbe and Goyle also showed up out of nowhere. It turns out that Darkness, Diablo, Crabbe, and Goyle’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff too, so fuck him. They all got depressed so they became goth and converted to satanism.

“Oh my fucking god!” I yelled as I jumped out. “Why the fuck are so many of you all here?!”

“Ebony, something is really fucked up.” Draco said.

“Ok, but I need to put on my fucking clothes first.” I shouted angrily.

“It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway, you’re so fucking beautiful.” Draco said in a sexy voice.

“Oh, all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why you’re all being secretive.”

“I will, I will.” He said.

So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick, red eyeshadow, and white foundation. Then we all went outside into the Great Hall and looked in from one of the windows. Some fucking prep from Gryffindor called Britney was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink miniskirt and a Hilary Duff t-shirt, so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall, we could see Dumbledore being shouted at by Cornelius Fudge and Dolores Umbridge.

“THIS CANNOT BE!” Dolores shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”

“THE DARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” Yelled Cornelius Fudge.

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” Umbridge yelled. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETIRE OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”

“Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. “But we cannot close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort, and she is in this school. Her name is… Ebony dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.”

Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Darkness, Willow, Vampire, and B’loody Mary all looked at each other, then back at me. I gasped.

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A/N: Shut the fuck up bitches! You’re just jealous because I got ten thousand reviews! Fangs to Raven for the help and telling me about the books! Girl you rock, let’s go shopping together!

The door opened and Professor Umbridge and Cornelius Fudge stomped out angrily. Then Dumbledore and Umbridge saw us staring.

“MS. WAY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” Umbridge shouted angrily.

“Opps, she made a mistake!” He corrected her. “She means, hi everybody come in!”

We all came in angrily, and so did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Draco, and opposite of B’loody Mary. Crabbe and Goyle started to make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Valo. I ate some Count Chocula and drank some blood from a cup. Then I heard someone shouting angrily. I looked next to me and saw Vampire. Him and Draco were shouting at each other.

“Vampire, Draco, what the fuck?” I asked.

“You fucking bastard!” Draco yelled at Vampire. “I want to sit next to her!”

“No I do!” He shouted back.

“No she doesn’t fucking like you, you son of a bitch!” Yelled Draco

“No fuck you motherfucker, she loves me, not you!” Vampire shouted at Draco before jumping on him. (A/N: No, not that way you pervert.) They then started to fight and beat up each other.

Dumbledore yelled at them, but they didn’t stop. All of a sudden, a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew through fell apart. That fucking prep Britney started to cry. Vampire and Draco stopped fighting, I stopped eating, and everyone else in the room gasped. The room fell silent, it was Voldemort!

“Ebony… Ebony…” Voldemort said evilly in his raspy voice. “Thou have failed thou mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou do not kill him before then, I shall kill Draco too!”

“Please don’t make me kill them, please!” I begged.

“No!” He laughed crudely. “Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!” Then he flew away cackling.

I burst into tears. Draco and Vampire came to comfort me. Suddenly, my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision where I saw some lightning flash, and then Voldemort came to kill Draco while Draco slit his wrists in a depressed way.

“No!” I screamed sexily. Suddenly, I locked up and stopped having the vision.

“Ebony! Ebony, are you alright?” Asked Draco in a worried voice.

“Yeah.” I said sadly as I got up.

“Everything’s alright Ebony.” Said Vampire all sensitively.

“No it’s not!” I shouted angrily. Tears of blood went down my face. “Oh my fucking god, what if I’m getting possessed like in The Ring 2?!”

“It’s ok, girl.” Said B’loody Mary. “Maybe you should ask Professor Sinistra about what the visions mean though.”

“Ok bitch.” I said sadly and then we went to her class.

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A/N: Preps, stop flaming the story, you’re just jealous so fuck you ok! Go to hell! Raven, fangs for the help!

We had Deviations next so I got to ask Professor Sinistra about the visions.

“Kon'nichiwa everybody, come in.” Said Professor Sinistra in Japanese. She smiled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She’s the coolest fucking teacher ever. She had long black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (A/N: Her mom was a vampire, and she’s half Japanese so she speaks it and everything. She and B’loody Mary get along great.) She’s really young for a teacher. Today she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long gothic black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with posters of Emily the Strange. I raised my hand. I was wearing some black nail polish with red pentagrams on it.

“What is it, Ebony?” She asked. “Hey, I love your nail polish, where’d you get it? Hot Topic?”

“Yeah.” I answered. All the preps who didn’t know what Hot Topic was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. “Well, I gotta talk to you about something, when do you think you’re free?”

“How about now?” She asked.

“Ok.” I replied.

“Ok, class fucking dismissed everyone.” Professor Sinistra said and she let everyone go. “Except for you Britney.” She pointed at Britney and some other preps. “Please do exorcist one on page three.” (A/N: Get it?)

“Ok so, I’m having lots of visions.” I said in a worried voice. “I’m so worried, is Draco going to die?” She gave me a black crystal ball to look into. I looked at it.

“What do you see?” She asked.

I said- “I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram.”

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. I opened it and saw Draco. He was looking really sexy, wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt, and black Congress shoes.

“Okay, you can go now, see you later cunt.” Said Professor Sinistra.

“Bye bitch.” I said waving.

I went over to Draco and Vampire, who was sitting next to him. We both followed Draco together and I was so excited.

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A/N: Stop flaming ok! If you don’t then I’ll tell Justin to beat you up! And I’ll tell all the nerds to put viruses on your computers! FUCK YOU! Raven, fangs for the help!

I was so excited. I followed Draco, wondering if we were going to do it again. We went outside and went into Draco’s black car.

“Ebony, what the fuck did Professor Sinistra say?” Whispered Draco, putting his gothic white hand with black nail polish onto mine.

“She said she would tell me what the visions meant tomorrow.” I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroine cabaret and spiked it, before handing it to me to spork. He then started to fly his car into a tree. We went on top of it as Draco put on an MCR song.

“And all the things that you never ever told me. And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me.” Sang Gerard’s sexy voice. We started taking off each other's clothes fervently. He took off my black thong and my black leather bra, while I took off his black boxers. Then he put his throbbing you-know-what into my mine sexily.

“Oh my fucking god! Draco, Draco!” I screamed, having an orgasm. We started to french kiss passively. Then suddenly, I fell asleep and I started to have a dream. In it, a black guy was shooting two gothic men with long black hair.

“No! Please don’t fucking kill us!!” They pleaded, but he just kept shooting them. He then ran away in a red car.

“No! Oh my fucking god!!!” I shouted in a scared voice.

“Ebony, what’s wrong?” Draco asked as I woke up, opening my icey blue eyes.

I started to cry and tears of blood ran down my face. I told Draco to call Vampire. He did it with his black Linkin Park mobile phone. But the worst thing was who the people in the dream were… They were Lucian and Sirius!

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A/N: PREPS STOP FLAMING THE STORY OK! If you don’t like the story then go fuck yourself, you fucking prep! YOU SUCK! Oh, and I wasn’t being racist, ok!

A few minutes later, Vampire came to the tree we were sitting on. He was wearing a black leather jacket, black leather pants, and a Good Charlotte t-shirt.

“Hi Vampire.” I said flirtily as I started to sob. Draco hugged me sexily, trying to comfort me. I started to cry tears of blood as I told them what happened.

“Oh, fuck it!” Vampire shouted angrily, before he started to cry sadly. “What fucking dick did that?!”

“I don’t know.” I said. “Now come on, we have to tell Dumbledore.”

We ran out of the tree and into the castle Dumbledore was sitting in his office.

“Sire, our dads have been shot!” Draco said while we tried to wipe some tears from his white face. “Ebony had a vision in a dream.”

Dumbledore started to laugh. “Hahahaha! And how do you expect me to know Ebony’s not delusional?”

I glared at Dumbledore. “Look motherfucker.” I said angrily as Dumbledore gasped. (A/N: See, is that too out of character?) “You know very well that I’m not delusional. Now get some fucking people out there to look for Sirius and Lucian, pronto!”

“Okay.” He said in an intimidated voice. “Where are they?”

I thought about it, then all of a sudden… “London.” I said and I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few minutes, he came back and said people were looking for them. After a while, someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Draco, Vampire, and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Draco to wait in the nurse’s office, while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room. We looked at each other’s gothic depressed eyes, then we kissed. Suddenly, Sirius and Lucian came in on stretchers, and Professor Sinistra was behind them!!

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A/N: You know what!! I don’t give a fuck what you preps think about me!! So stop flaming the story bitches!! Fangs to Raven for your love and support, I love you girl! Sorry I couldn’t update lol, I was really depressed and I slit my wrists, so I had to go to the hospital. Raven, you rock girl!!!

Everyone in the room started to cry happily. I had saved them. Draco, Lucian, Sirius, and Vampire all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.

“Come on, Ebony.” Said Professor Sinistra. She was wearing a gothic black leather dress, with a corset top and had real vampire blood on it, and a fucking black platinum boots. “I have to tell you the fuck prediction.”

I looked at Lucian, Sirius, Draco, and Vampire. They nodded at me.

I smiled happily and went into a dark room. I saw Professor Sinistra take out some black cards. She then started to look into a black crucible ball. She said- “Ebony, I see dark times are near.” She said sadly. She peered into the ball. “You see, you must go back in time.” She took out a Time-Turner like B’loody Mary had. “When Voldemort was in Hogwarts before he became powerful, he was heartbroken. Now, do you think he would still become Voldemort if he was in love?” I shook my head. “You must go back in time and seduce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil, then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it.”

“Okay.” I said sadly. We did Death’s Touch Sign, before I went back outside again sadly.

“What fucking happened?” Draco and Vampire asked.

“Yeah, what happened?” Darkness, Willow, and B’loody Mary also asked.

I was about to tell them, but everyone was there. They were celebrating Lucian and Sirius being found. Everyone was proud of me, but I just wanted to talk to Draco. They were cheering my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Dumbledore. 

A banner was put up. Lots of fucking preps were there, obviously trying to be gothic by wearing HIM signs on their hands, despite them not actually hearing about about HIM. Even Mr. Norris looked happy. A black and red cake had been brought out. Crabbe and Goyle set up some fireworks in the shape of skulls with Wesley’s Wizard Wises.

I put on my Invisibility cloak with Vampire and Draco, and we snuck outside together.

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A/N: I said stop flaming the story, it was a mistake when Professor Sinistra said that, ok!! GO TO FUCKING HELL!!! YOU SUCK!! Fangs to Raven for the help! Raven, have fun with Kiwi!!

We went into a black room. The walls were all black with portraits of gothic bands like MCR, Good Charlotte, and Marylin Manson all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle, with red velvet lining it. There were also three chairs made of bones with real skulls in them. I sat down on one of them in a depressed way, and so did Draco and Vampire. I was wearing a black corset bra with purple stuff on it, fishnet stockings, and a black leather thong underneath.

“Are you okay?” Vampire asked, putting his alabaster hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing black nail polish with red crosses on it.

“Yeah, I guess.” I said sadly. Draco also put his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my black lipstick. “The problem is… I’ll have to go back in time to seduce Voldemort.”

Draco started to cry sadly, while Vampire hugged him. “It’s okay Ebony.” He said finally. “But what about me? You’re not gonna break up with me or anything, are you?”

“Of course not!” I gasped.

“Really?” He asked.

“Sure.” I said.

We french kissed sexily. Vampire looked longingly at us. Then I took off Draco’s MCR shirt and seductively took off his pants. He was hung like a stallion. He had replaced his Vampire tattoo with one that said “Ebony” on it, with black roses around it. I gasped, he looked exactly like Gerard Way. Vampire recorded it on a video camera (I said it was ok before).

I took off my clothes, then we were in for the ride of our lives. We started french kissing as we climbed into the coffin. He put his cock into my you-know-what and we did it passively.

“I love you Ebony! Oh, let me feel you, I need to feel you!” He screamed as we both had an orgasm. We watched Vampire film everything perfectly, when suddenly…

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!”

It was… Snape and Professor McGonagall!

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A/N: Shut the fuck up! You’re just jealous because you’re preps so fuck you! Raven you rock girl, fangs for the help! MCR ROCKS!!

“Oh my Satan!” We screamed as we jumped out of the coffin. Snape and Professor McGonagall started to shout at us angrily.

“COME NOW!” Professor McGonagall yelled. We did it guiltily, leaving the room after we put on our clothes. Snape grabbed the camera and put it in his pocket.

“Hey, what the fuck?!” Vampire shouted angrily.

“Yeah buster, what the fuck are you going to do with the fucking camera?!” Draco demanded all protective, looking at me longingly with his gothic red eyes. “Look, Dumbledore knows about your little secret, and if you do this again then you’ll go to St. Mungos, so give back the camera!”

“Hahahaha! The Mystery of Magic thinks he’s crazy, there is no way they will believe him!” Snape laughed meanly.

“Yes, so shut your mouth, you insolent fools!” Yelled Professor McGonagall. She made us come into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these weird tools on it. Draco started to cry, all sexy and sexitive. (A/N: Get it? Because he’s a sexbomb lol, Tom Felton rules for life, but not as much as Gerard. He’s sex on legs, I love him, he fucking rocks, I want him to marry me!!!)

I started to cry tears of blood. (A/N: It happens in Vampire Chronicals, Raven said so ok, so fuck you!) Vampire took out a black handkerchief and started to wipe my blue eyes.

And then, he and Snape both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. None of the bullets got each other yet.

I took out my wand. “Crucio!” I shouted. Snape started to scream as he dropped the gun, but it was too late. Both of them had run out of bullets. I stopped the curse. Professor McGonagall did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools, then she said- “Ok Severus, I’m going to go now.” She left as Snape started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.

“It’s ok Ebony.” Draco said. “Everything will be alright, remember the video you took of Snape.”

Snape laughed again, and then he took out some whips!!!

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A/N: Stop flaming the story, you don’t know what’s going to happen, ok! So FUCK YOU!! If you flame, you’ll be a prep so all the flamers can kiss my ass! Sorry for saying Alzhimers is dangerous, but that’s the Mystery’s opinion, because society basically sucks. Fangs to Raven, you rock bitch!

“No!!!” We screamed sadly. Snape started laughing meanly. He took out a camera angrily. Then he came towards Draco! He took some stones out of his pocket. He put the stones around Draco and lit a Candle.

“What the fuck are you doing?!” I shouted angrily. Snape laughed meanly as he pulled down his pants. I gasped, there was a dark mark of his you-know-what!!!

He waved his wand and a knife came. He gave the knife to me. “You must stab Vampire.” He said to me. “If you don’t, then I’ll rape Draco!”

“No, you fucking bastard!” I yelled.

But then Draco looked at me sadly with his evil gothic red eyes, that looked so depressed and sexy. He looked exactly like a pentagram (A/N: Lol get it? Because I’m a satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so sexy too with his gothic black hair. I thought of the time when we screwed, and the time I did it with Draco and Dumbledore came, and the time where Draco almost committed suicide and Vampire was so supportive.

Snape laughed angrily. He started to pray to Voldemort. He started to do an incapacitation spell, dancing around the stones, whipping Draco and Vampire. Suddenly, I had an idea. I closed my eyes and used my vampire powers to send a telepathic message to Draco and Vampire so they would distract Snape.

“Dumbledore will get you!” Draco shouted.

“Yeah, just wait until The Mystery finds out!!” Vampire yelled while I took out my wand.

“You ridiculous dunderhead!” Snape yelled. He took off all of Draco’s clothes. Just as he was about to rape him…

“Crucio!” I shouted, pointing my wand. Snape screamed and started running around the room screaming. Meanwhile, I grabbed my black mobile and sent a text to Sirius. Then I stopped the spell.

“You dunderhead! I’m going to kill-” Snape shouted, but suddenly Sirius appeared.

Snape put the whip behind his back. “Oh hello, Sirius, I was just teaching them something.” He lied. But suddenly, Lucian and professor Sinistra came into the room, and they and Sirius unlocked our chains and put them around Snape. Then Professor Sinistra said- “Come on, Ebony, let’s go.”

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A/N: I said shut the fuck up you preps!! Stop calling Ebony a Mary Sue, you don’t even know what’s going to happen ok, so fuck you!!! Fangs to my bff Raven for the help!!!

“I always knew you were on Voldemort’s side, you son of a bitca.” Sirius said to Snape. (A/N: Buffy the Vampire Slayer rocks!!!)

“No I’m not, I was just teaching them something!!” Snape claimed.

“Oh fucking yeah?” I took some black Voldemort serum out of my pocket and gave it to Sirius. He made Snape drink it. He did it angrily. Then Lucian took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he performed curses on Snape. Professor Sinistra and Lucian made us get out of the room with them, while Snape told all his secrets. Lucian took Vampire and Draco to the nurse’s office after thanking me a million times. 

Professor Sinistra took me to a dark room. Now I was going to go back in time to seduce Voldemort. Moving posters of MCR and Nirvana were all over the walls. B’loody Mary, Darkness, and Willow also came to the room. B’loody Mary gave me a black bag from Tom Riddle’s store.

“What’s in the bag?” I asked B’loody Mary.

“You will see.” She said as I opened the bag. In it was a sexy tight, low-cut, black leather, gothic dress. It had red corset stuff and there was a slit up the leg. I put it on. My friends helped me put on black fishnets and black pointy boots that Willow had chosen. Willow and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blood-red lipstick.

“You looking fuck kawaii, bitch.” B’loody Mary said.

“Fangs.” I said.

“Ok, now you’re going to go back in time.” Said professor Sinistra. “You will have to do it in a few sessions.” She gave me a black gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnets like in Resident Evil. Then she gave me a black time-turner. “After an hour, use the time-turner to go back here.” Professor Sinistra said. Then she and B’loody Mary put a pensive in front of me. Everyone went in front of it.

“Good luck!!” Everyone shouted. Darkness and Willow gave me Death’s Touch Sign. Then I jumped sexily into the pensive.

Suddenly, I was in front of the school. In front of me was one of the sexiest goth guys I have ever seen. He was wearing long black hair, kinda like Mikey Way, only black. He had green eyes like Billie Joe Armstrong and pale white skin. He was wearing a black ripped up suit with Vans. It was… Tom Bombadil!

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A/N: I said stop flaming, I know it isn’t Tom Bombadil that was a mistake!!! If you don’t like the story then you go fuck yourself!!! YOU SUCK!!!

“Hi.” I said flirtily. “I’m Ebony Way, the new student.” I shook my pale hands with black nail polish with him.

“The name’s Tom.” He said. “But you can call me Satan, that’s my middle name.”

We shook hands. “Well come on, we have to go upstairs.” Satan said. I followed him.

“Hey Satan, do you happen to be a fan of Green Day?” I asked since MCR and Evanescence don’t exist yet.

“Oh my fucking god, how did you know?” Satan asked. “Actually, I also like Good Charlotte a lot too.” (A/N: Get it? Because they made “I Just Wanna Live” and it sounded really 80s.)

“Oh my god, me too!” I replied happily.

“Guess what, they’re having a concert in Hogsment.” Satan whispered.

“Hogsment?” I asked.

“Yeah, that’s what they used to call it before 2000.” He told me secretly. “And there’s a really cool shop called Hot-”

“Topic!” I finished, happy again.

He frowned, confused. “No, it’s called Hot Issue.” He smiled secretly again. “Then in 1998, they changed it to Hot Topic.” He moaned.

“Oh.” Now everything was starting to make sense to me. “So, is Dumbledore your principal?”

“Uh-huh.” He looked at his black nails. “I’m in slytherin.”

“Oh my fucking god, me too!” I shrieked.

“You go to this skull?” He asked. (A/N: Get it? Because I’m gothic.)

“Yeah, that’s why I’m here, I’m new.” I smiled happily.

Suddenly, Dumbledore flew in on his broomstick and started shouting at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” He had short blond hair and was wearing a polo shirt from American Eagle Outfitters. “STUPID GOTHS!”

Satan rolled his eyes. “He’s so mean to us goths and punks, just because we’re in slytherin and we’re not preps.”

I turned around angrily. “Actually, I think maybe it’s because you’re the dark lord.”

“What the fuck?” He asked angrily.

“Oh, nothing.” I said sweetly.

Then suddenly, the bellow me opened. “OH MY FUCKING GOD, NO!!!” I screamed as I fell down. Everyone looked at me weirdly.

“Hey, where are you going?” Satan asked me as I fell.

I got out of the hole and I was back from the pensive in Professor Sinistra’s classroom, and Dumbledore was there. “Dumbledore, I think I just met you.” I said.

“Oh yeah, I remember that.” Dumbledore said, trying to be all gothic.

Sinistra came in. “Hey, this is my classroom, wait what the fuck Ebony, what the hell are you doing?”

“Um…” I looked at her.

“Oh yeah I forgot about that.”

“What the fuck, how?!” I screamed, forgetting she was a teacher for a second, but she’s a goth so it’s ok.

Professor Sinistra looked sad. “Um, I was drinking Voldemort Serum…” She started to cry black tears of depression. Dumbledore didn’t know about them.

“Hey, are you crying tears of blood?” He asked curiously, touching a tear.

“Fuck off!” We both said, and Dumbledore took his hand away.

Professor Sinistra started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. “Oh my fucking god, Ebony… I think I’m addicted to Voldemort Serum.”

A/N: SEE YOU FUCKING PREPS, GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!! THOSE ARE SERIOUS ISSUES, GO TO HELL!!!

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A/N: I said shut up, it’s not my fault if you don’t like the story then you’re a prep so fuck you Flamers!!! PS: I’m not updating until you give me five good reviews, and this time I mean it!!! YOU SUCK!!! Fangs to Raven for the help, I promise to help you with your story, lol.

“Oh my fucking god!” I shouted sadly. “Should we get you to St. Mungos, bitch?”

“Hell no!” She said. “Listen Ebony, I need your help. Next time you go back in time, do you think you could ask Tom Anderson for some help?”

“Sure.” I said sadly. I went outside the room and Draco was there. He was wearing a big black Good Charlotte t-shirt which were his pajamas.

“Hey sexy.” I said.

“How’d it go, Ebony?” He asked and his voice was so sexy and low, kinda like Gerard Way when he talks.

“Fine.” I responded. We started to go back into the dorms.

“How far did you go with Satan?” Draco asked jealously.

“Not too far.” I barked.

“Will you have to do it with him?” Draco asked angstily.

“I hope not too far!” I shouted angrily. Then I felt bad for shouting at him. I said sorry and then we french kissed. “What happened to Snape?” I growled.

“You will see.” Draco giggled mysteriously as he opened a door. Snape and Lupin were there! Sirius was torturing them by stabbing them with a black knife.

“NO!!! PLEASE!!!” Lupin begged as Sirius started to suck his blood. I laughed sadistically. I took some photos of him and Snape being tortured. (A/N: Ok, I know this is mean, but think about it people, they are pedos and Snape tried to rape them. Anyway, sadists rock. Has anyone seen Shark Attack 3 lol.) We took some of Snape’s blood, then Draco and I went back to my room.

We sat on my gothic black coffin. My clothes were kinda dirty so I put on a black leather outfit, kinda like the one Selene had in Underworld. (A/N: If you haven’t heard of it then FUCK YOU!!!) I put on some black platform high heels.

Draco put on “Desolation Lovers” by MCR. Then we started to take off each other’s clothes. I took off his shirt and he had a six-pack. We started to make out like in The Grudge. He put his wetness in my you-know-what sexily. I got an orgasm.

“Oh, Draco!!! Oh my fucking god, Draco!!!” I screamed passively as he got an erection.

“I love you Ebony.” He whispered sexily and then we fell asleep.

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A/N: SHUT THE FUCK UP PREP!!! Have you even read the story!!! You’re probably all just preps and losers, so FUCK YOU!!! Fangs to Raven for the help!

I woke up in my coffin the next day. I got up and put on a black tight sexy dress that was ripped at the ends. There was red corset stuff going up the front and the back, and it came up to my knees. There was a slit in the dress like the one from Mr & Mrs Smith. I put on ripped black fishnets and black stilton boots. Suddenly, Sirius knocked on the door. I opened it.

“Hi Ebony.” He said. “Guess what, you have to come to Professor Sinistra’s office.”

“Ok.” I said in a depressed voice. I wanted to fuck Draco or maybe listen to MCR or Evenesence, but I came anyway.

“So what the fuck happened to Snape and Lupin?” I asked Sirius flirtily.

“I fucking tortured them.” He answered in a sadistic way. “They are in Azkaban now, lol.”

I laughed evilly. “Where are Draco and Vampire?” I muttered.

“They are excused from school today.” Sirius moaned sexily. “Right now, they are watching The Nightmare Before Christmas.”

We went into the office and Professor Sinistra was there. She was wearing a gothic black dress that was ripped all over it, kinda like the one Amy Lee wears in this pic. (E/N: Insert link to a picture of Amy Lee here)

She took out the pensive and the time-turner. “Ebony, you will have to do another session now. Also, I need you to get me the cure for being addicted.” She said sadly. “Good luck, fangs!”

And then, I jumped into the pensive again. I looked around and I was in the Great Hall eating Count Chocula. It was the middle of the morning and I was sitting next to Satan. On the table was a tall gothic man with long black hair, pale skin and blue eyes, wearing a suit and black converse shoes. He looked just like Marlyn Manson. I noticed he was drinking a potion.

“Whose he?” I asked.

“Oh, that’s Professor Slughorn.” Satan said. “He’s the potions teacher… Ebony?”

“Yeah?” I asked.

“Did you know that Marylin Manson is playing in Hogsment tonight? And they’re showing The Exorcist at the movies before it.”

“Yeah?”

“Well… Do you want to go to the concert and the movie with me?”

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A/N: Fangs to Suzie for the idea! You rock! Fuck off preps!!! Fangs to Raven for the help, you rock girl! PS: I’m going to end the story really soon so FUCK YOU!!! Oh yeah, and if you know any gothic names, please let me because I need one for Sirius! Fangs!

I went into the Common Room, thinking about Satan. Suddenly, I gasped. Draco was there! He looked as hot as ever, wearing black leather pants, a black Linkin Park t-shirt, and black eyeliner.

“Draco, what the fuck are you doing here?!” I gasped.

“Huh?” He asked. Then I remembered, it wasn’t Draco. It was Lucian! He still had both of his arms.

“Oh, hi Lucian!” I said. “I’m Ebony, the new student.” We shook hands.

“Yeah, Satan told me about you.” Lucian said. He pointed to a group of sexy gothic guys. They were sitting in a corner, cutting themselves. They were Sirius, Vampire’s dad, and Snape! All of them were wearing black eyeliner and black Good Charlotte band shirts. “Listen, I’m in a gothic band with those guys.” He said. “We’re playing tonight at the Marylin Manson show as back-up.”

“Oh really?” I asked.

“Yeah.” He said. “We’re called XBlackXTearX. I play the guitar, Sirius plays the drums,” He pointed to him. “Snape plays the base, and James plays the guitar too, even though we call him Samaro, after Samara from The Ring.”

“Hey Bastards.” I told them, and they gave me Death’s Touch sign. Suddenly, I gasped again. “But don’t you have a lead singer!” I asked.

Lucian looked down sadly. “We did, but she died. She committed suicide by slitting her wrists.”

“Oh my fucking god! That’s so fucking sad!” I gasped.

“It’s okay, but we need a new lead singer.” Semaro said.

“Well, I’m in a band myself.”

“Really?” Asked Snape. I couldn’t believe he used to be gothic!

“Yeah, we’re called Bloody Gothic Rose 666. Do you wanna hear me sing?”

Everyone said yeah, so they took out their guitars. They began to play a song bi Green Day. (A/N: Get it? Bi guys are so sexy!)

“I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams.” I sang sexily. (A/N: I don’t own the lyrics to that song.) Everyone gasped.

“Ebony, will you join the band please?” Begged Lucian, Samaro, Sirius, and Snape.

“Um, ok.” I shrugged. “Are we going to play tonight?”

“Yeah.” They said.

“Ok.” I said, but I knew I had to get a new outfit.

I walked outside, wondering how I would go forward in time. Suddenly, someone jumped in front of me. It was Morty Mcfly! He was wearing a black band shirt and black baggy jeans.

“What the hell are you doing here?!” I asked.

“I will help you go forward in time, EBony!” He said seriously, then he took out a black time machine. I went into it and suddenly, I was forward in time!

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A/N: I said stop flaming, ok! I bet you’re all probably seventy-year olds!! PS: POTTERSUES, YOU’RE A PREP!! Oh yeah, and fangs to Raven for the help! Have fun in England, girl!

I looked around in a depressed way. I saw Professor Sinistra, B’loody Mary, Sirius and Draco. Vampire and Willow were there too.

“Oh my fucking god, Sirius, I saw you and Samaro and Snape and everyone! I can’t believe Snape used to be gothic!”

“Yeah, I know.” Sirius said sadly.

“Oh, hey there bitch.” Professor Sinistra said in an emo voice, drinking some Voldemort Serum.

“Hi fucker.” I said. “Listen, Satan asked me out to a gothic concert and a movie, so I need a sexy new outfit for the date. Also I’m playing in a gothic band, so I need an outfit for that too.”

“Oh my Satan!” B’loody Mary gasped. (A/N: Get it? Lol she’s gothic.) “Want to go to Hot Topic to shop for some outfits?”

“Oh my fucking Satan, lets have a group cutting session!!!” Said Professor Sinistra.

“I can’t fucking wait for that, but we need to get some stuff first.” Said Willow.

“Yeah, we need some potions for Professor Sinistra, so she won’t be addicted to Voldemort Serum anymore, and also some love potions for Ebony.” Draco said reluctantly.

“Well, we have potion class now.” Willow said.

We went sexily to Potions Class. But Dumbledore wasn’t there, instead it was Cornelius Fudge!

“Hey, where the fuck if Dumbledore?!” Draco shouted angrily.

“Shut the fuck up!” Shouted Cornelius Fudge. “He is in Azkaban now with Snape and Lupin! He is old and weak and he has cancer, now do your work!!”

My friends and I started talking angrily. 

“Can you believe Snape used to be gothic!” Vampire asked surprisedly.

“THAT’S IT!!!” Cornelius Fudge shouted angrily. “I’M GETTING PROFESSOR UMBRIDGE!!” She stomped out angrily.

My friends and I began talking again. I began to drink some blood mixed with beer. Suddenly, I saw Hagrid in the cupboards.

“What the fuck is he doing?” I asked as I looked at Draco. He was wearing tons of eyeliner and he looked sexier than ever. Suddenly…

“HAGRID, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” He shouted.

I looked around. Hagrid was putting something in my glass of blood! Draco and Vampire started to beat him up sexually.

“God, you are such a poser!” I shouted at Hagrid. Suddenly, I looked at what he was putting in the blood. It was an amnesia potion!

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A/N: Ok everybody, I’m going on vacation on the first of July so I’m either gonna end the fic or update it in a week. Fangs! Oh yeah, and preps, stop flaming the story!! Raven, fangs for the help, see you after vacation girl!

Draco’s POV:

Vampire and I chained Hagrid to the floor.

“Oh my fucking Satan!!!” Ebony said. She was so hot. “Maybe I can use amnesia potion to make Satan fall in love with me faster!”

“But you’re so sexy and wonderful anyway, Ebony,” Said Vampire. “Why would you need it?”

“To make everything go faster.” Ebony explained.

“But you won’t have to do it with him or anything, will you?” I asked jealously.

“Oh my fucking god, you guys are so scary!!!” Said Britney, a fucking prep.

“Shut the fuck up!” Willow shouted.

“Ok well, let’s go to Professor Sinistra’s room.”

Vampire, Ebony and I went to Sinistra’s room, but she wasn’t there. Instead, Tom Riddle was there.

“Oh hi fuckers.” He said. “Listen, I got some cool new clothes.”

Back to Ebony’s POV:

I took out the clothes from the bag. It was a gothic black leather miniskirt that said “666” on the back, black stilton boots, blood-red fishnets, and a black corset.

“Oh my god, fangs!” I said, hugging him in a gothic way. I took the clothes and the bag.

“Ok, Professor Sinistra isn’t here, what the fuck should we do?” Draco asked. Suddenly, we looked at a sign on the black wall.

“Oh my fucking Satan!” I screamed as I read it.

It said- “Everyone, Professor Sinistra is away. She is too gothic so she is in Azkaban now. Classes shall be taught by Dumbledore who is back, but he shall not be principal for now. Sincerely, Professor Umbridge.”

“OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!” I shouted angrily. “How could they do that?!”

Suddenly, Dumbledore came into the room. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE?!” He began to shout angrily. Then I saw Morty Mcfly’s black time machine! I jumped seductively into it, leaving Draco and Vampire behind. 

I was back in time! I looked around and saw I was in Professor Slughorn’s office. I snuck around and I saw the amnesia potion on his desk. It was black with blood-red pentagrams on it, and it was in the shape of a cross. I put it in my pocket as the door started to open. It was… Professor Slughorn!

“Oh my god, what are you doing in here you fucker?!” He shouted angrily.

“I don’t know, what the fuck are you doing?!” I shouted back angrily. “Oh sorry, I was just looking around because I thought it was my class.” I said, hoping he couldn’t see the potion in my pockets.

“Oh ok, you can go now.” Said Professor Slughorn.

“I went to the Common Room after putting on my new clothes. Sirius, Samaro, and Snape were the practicing “Vampires will Never Hurt You” by MCR.

“Oh hi guys.” I said seductively. “Where’s Satan?”

“Oh, he’s coming soon.” Said Sirius. “By the way, you can call me Hades now.” Then Satan came into the room. He was wearing a sexy black leather jacket, black Converse shoes, a Slipknot t-shirt and a black tie.

“Ok, I’ll see you guys at the concert.” I said before walking away with Satan.

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A/N: What does everyone think if I end the story and then I add some more to it after vacation? Oh yeah, and preps stop flaming, if you don’t like the story then take my quiz, then you will see if you’re a prep or not!

Satan and I walked to his car. It was a black car with pentagrams all over it. The license plate on it said “666,” just like Draco’s car. I went into it seductively before Satan began to drive it. We talked about Satanism (lol he was named after him), cutting, music, and being gothic.

“Oh my Satan, Gerard is so fucking hot!” Voldemort agreed with me as we smoked some weed. (A/N: Because bi guys are hot. They are so sensitive, I love them lol, go fuck a bi guy.)

“Lol, I totally decided not to commit suicide when I heard Helena.” I said in a flirty voice. “...Hey Satan, do you know the cure for when people are addicted to Voldemort Serum?”

“Well…” He thought. “I think you have to drink vampire blood.”

Suddenly, Satan parked the car outside behind a black movie theater. Him and I walked out. We went into the movie theater where they were showing The Exorcist. In it, a boy and girl were doing it, when suddenly a serial killer came after them. We laughed at the blood because we’re sadists.

While Satan was watching the movie, I had an idea. I took Satan’s gothic black Nightmare Before Christmas cigar sexily from his pocket, and put some amnesia potion in it. I put it back in his black Emily the Strange bag. Satan turned around and started to smoke it. Black clouds with red pentagrams in them started to fly around everywhere.

“Oh my god!” Satan said jumping. I gasped because I was afraid he noticed. “Ebony, guess what.”

I knew the amnesia potion had worked.

“Amnesia potion has not been invented yet, so it will not work.” He said. “Too bad, because I wanted to use some on you.”

“Cool.” I raised my eyebrow suggestively. And then he took off my clothes sexily and we started to make out. I took off his shirt. He had a six-pack just like Gerard Way. Then we french kissed.

“Excuse me, but you are going to have to leave!” Shouted the lady behind us. She was a prep.

“Fuck you!” I shouted back. Then I attacked her, sucking all her blood.

“NO!” She screamed. All the preps in the theater screamed, but everyone else clapped because Satan and I looked so cute together. Satan and I then started to walk outside.

“Oh my god, how did you do that?” Satan asked in a turned-on voice.

“I’m a vampire.” I said as we went into his car.

“Seriously?” He gasped.

“Yeah, seriously.” I said, drinking some beer. Satan started to drive the car. I smiled happily.

“It’s too bad we didn’t get to see the rest of the movie, don’t you think?”

“Yeah.” I said as we kissed passively. Satan parked in a black driveway next to the place where Draco and I had seen Good Charlotte for the first time. We went inside where Marylin Manson was playing and started to mosh.

“Anti-people, now you’ve gone too far, Jesus Christ, superstar!!!” Screamed Marylin Manson on the stage. We did the devil fingers. I started to dance really close to Satan. He was so sexy! He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgasim! Suddenly, Marylin Manson stopped singing.

“I would like to present… XBlackXTearX!!!” He shouted. I ran on stage with Lucian, Samaro, Snape, and Hades. They started to play their instruments as I got on stage.

“Well if you wanted honesty, that’s all you had to say!” I sang. (A/N: I don’t own the lyrics to that song.) My voice sounded like a cross between Amy Lee and a girl version of Gerard Way. Everyone clapped, while Satan got an erection. “I’M NOT OKAY!!” I finally sang. Suddenly, Lucian started to play the wrong song by mistake.

“Oh my fucking god!” Yelled James. “What the fuck?!”

“Whoops, I’m sorry!” Said Lucian.

“You fucking asshole!” James shouted angrily.

“You guys are such preps!!!” Snape said. “Come on, it was a mistake!”

“Yeah, it’s not his fault!!” Said Sirius.

“No, he ruined the fucking song!” Yelled Samaro.

“You guys, stop!!” I shouted angrily, but it was too late. They all began to fight. Suddenly, Samaro took out a gun.

“Oh my fucking god, no!!!” Shouted Lucian, but it was too late. James tried to shoot off his arm.

And then… I jumped sexily in front of the bullet!

“NO!!!” Everyone yelled, but it was too late. Suddenly, everything went black.

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Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter series, and I am not the real XXXbloodyrists666XXX.

A/N: I am an extremely immature pathetic idiot girl, I know. Out of boredom, I cracked this girl’s password for fun, and it took less than 8 minutes to do it too. I’ll probably get in a shitload of trouble, which I probably deserve because I’m being a troll right now. And now I present to you, MY crappy part in this story. Take note I haven’t even finished reading this fic yet, but instead skipped over to skim chapter 38. Flame, laugh, do whatever you want “preps.”

I, the american retail wearing british vampire sue, coughed up blood.

Satan kneeled down beside me. “NO! Don’t die!”

I gave him a rueful smile. “I’m sorry. It’s something I had to do, to fulfill my duty as the noble gothic Mary Sue.”

Satan Sobbed. “I love you Ebony.”

“I love you too. I’ll… I’ll see you in hell…” I mumbled, already finding my surroundings fading to black.

Third Person POV:

B’loody Mary Smith suddenly popped into the room for no apparent reason. She frowned when she realized the room was oddly quiet, but at the sight of Ebony’s lifeless body, she screamed. Her face pale with horror. She screamed for The Healers, Dumbledore, McGonagall, and every single gothic person she could think of.

Suddenly, a glow started to surround the body of Ebony. Everyone stared in shock. Her body started to lift ever so slowly and then, to everyone’s shock, it started to incinerate.

When everyone realized what was happening, they rushed over to try to rescue the body, but it was too late. The Mary Sue became nothing more than a pile of ashes.

A loud resounding of everyone bellowing “NO!!!” filled the room.

A flash of white light from the ashes then started to bounce around the room. Everyone cowered in fear and were temporarily blinded. When it was all over, things changed.

All the silly goth clothes dropped from everyone’s bodies. (A/N: I will refuse to explain how the hell that happened.) In their place, the clothes that the characters would normally wear in canon appeared on their bodies.

When everyone got over the shock of becoming free of the gothic power, everyone cheered. Everyone started singing- “Ding dong, the sue is dead.” Well that is, until all the Harry Potter characters realized the true implications of becoming more canon like again.

All the characters who were supposed to be dead fell to the floor, their bodies cold and lifeless. Harry and Voldemort started dueling. On the left side of the two, the battle of the Light Side and the Dark Side were reaching a climax. And, because the replacement author also likes to screw around with canon, Draco and Hermione fled the scene and got married.

Meanwhile…

Down in hell, Ebony shed a single tear because of her current situation. A situation that would live on for all eternity. Or at least until the end of fanfiction time. She lost it all, but she knew she had to remain strong. Nothing would ever break her down.

She looked down over her pale body, and frowned. “Where are my emo clothes?” She asked herself in confusion.

And then it occurred to her…

For her shirt, she was wearing a bright pink polo with a little seagull on the left side. Below that, she was wearing a denim miniskirt with the “destroyed” look on it. Paired underneath that skirt were leggings with a little moose on the bottom. And then Ebony realized, on her shoulder, she was carrying a pretty bag with an eagle on it that said “Live Your Life” written all over the bag.

Ebony suppressed the urge to scream. Here she was, decked out in preppy clothes. Prepped to the extreme, wearing stuff from Abrecrombie & Fitch, American Eagle, and Hollister.

Panicked, Ebony hastily tried to take off the Hollister polo, but underneath it, there was another Hollister polo underneath. Ebony frowned, and looked under her shirt. All she saw underneath was a bra. Dare I point out it’s from the Aerie line available at American Eagle? Ebony tried to remove the shirt again. But to her frustration, there was yet another polo to replace it.

“THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!” Ebony bellowed out to the air. She failed to realise the irony in her statement, how hypocritical her words were, seeing as she was practically calling the kettle black here. Ebony slit her wrists and mumbled to herself “Oh my god.”

End of crack fic.

Sincerely,

An-Anon-Author-Who-Will-Silently-Not-Reveal-Her-Identity-Because-She's-A-Cowards :P

AKA: Just a troll with rocks for brains.

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The Idiot’s Note: Have a nice day! Oh yeah, if you wanna see the original content this chick had planned for this chapter, I accessed it through the document manager, which I then copy and pasted, so you can read it here-

A/N: Shut the fuck up preps, get a life!!! YOU SUCK!!! Oh and from now on, I’ll be on vacation in England until August, so I won’t be able to update this for a while lol. Fangs to everyone who reviewed, except the preps who flamed me, FUCK YOU! MCR RULES 666!!! 

I woke up in the Nurse's office in a special gothic coffin. Hagrid was in the bed opposite of me in a coma, because Vampire and Draco had beat him up. Mr. Norris was cleaning the room.

“Oh my Satan, what happened?!” I screamed. Suddenly, Voldemort came into the room. He looked less mean than usual.

“Get the fuck out you fucking bastard!” I yelled.

“Thou have not killed Vampire yet!” He said angrily. Suddenly, he started to cry tears of blood, all seductive.

“Voldemort? Oh my fucking god, what wrong?” I asked.

Suddenly, Lucian, Professor Sinistra and Sirius came into the room! B’loody Mary and Vampire were with them as well. Everyone was holding black boxes and Voldemort disappeared.

“Oh my fucking god, Ebony, you’re alive!” Screamed Vampire. I hugged him and B’loody Mary.

“What the fuck happened?” I asked them. “Oh my Satan! Am I dead now?!” I gasped.

“Ebony, you were almost shot!” Said Sirius. “But the bullet could not kill you because you were from another time.”

“But fangs anyway!” Said Lucian, holding both of his arms. I gasped, he had two arms.

“Oh my god, I can't believe Vampire’s dad shot you!” I gasped.

“Well to be fair, Snape was possessed by Voldemort back then.” Said James.

“Yeah, he was a spy.” Sirius said sadly. “He was really a Death Dealer.”

“And he was such a fucking poser too!!!” Said Lucian. “He didn’t even really know who Good Charlotte was until I told him.”

Well anyway, everyone started to give me presents. I was opening a black box with red 666s on it when I gasped. There was a DVD of Corpse Bride in it. Mr. Norris looked up angrily because he hated goths.

“Hey, has anyone fucking seen Draco?” I asked gothically.

“No, Draco told me he would be watching House of Wax.” Said Professor Sinistra. “He doesn’t know that you’re better. Anyway, the nurse said you could get up, so come on!”

I got up suicidally. Lucian, Sirius, and Professor Sinistra left. I was wearing a black leather nightgown. Under that, I had on a sexy black leather bra trimmed with black lace, with a matching thong that said “gothic girl” on the but, and fishnets that kinda hooked onto my thong. (A/N: If you don’t get the idea, message me and I’ll tell you.) I put on a black fishnet top under a black MCR t-shirt, a black leather miniskirt with black lace and Converse shoes. I left the Hosptial’s wing with B’loody Mary, Willow, and Vampire.

“Oh my fucking god, let’s celebrate!” Gasped Willow.

“We can go watch House of Wax with Draco!” Giggle Vampire.

“Let's go listen to Good Charlotte and cut ourselves!!” Said Hermoine.

We opened the Common Room door sexily. And then I gasped… Draco was there, doing it with Snape!!! He was wearing a black t-shirt with 666 on the front and baggy jeans.

“You fucking prep!!!” We all yelled angrily.

“You betrayed us!!!” Shouted vampire angrily as he took out his black gun.

“No, you don’t understand!” Screamed Draco sadly as he took his thingy out of Snape’s.

“No shit, you fucking suck you preppy bastard!!!” Said Willow trying to attack him. (A/N: You rock girl!) I ran suicidally to my room and I sexily took a stake out.

“Ebony, no!!!” Screamed Draco, but it was too late. I had slit my wrists with it and suddenly, everything went black again.

Hacker’s Note: Ugh, I know it’s terrible. But then again, this wouldn’t be called the “worst fanfic ever” if not for the fact that the writing standards meet the level of a day-old fetus.

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A/N: To everyone who keeps flaming me, GET A LIFE! I bet you probably don’t know who Gerard Way is, you’re probably all preps and losers!! Anyway, someone hacked into my account in November and they put up my last chapter, but now there is a new one. I’m sorry for not updating while on vacation, but I was really busy. I’m trying to finish the story before the new movie comes out. I’m going on vacation for a month so I won’t be back until about two weeks. Oh my fucking god, Draco is so hot in all the pictures for the new movie!!! I wanted them to put a cameo of Gerard Way lol, he should play Draco. If you flame, I’ll slit my wrists!! Raven you rock girl, have fun in England.

When I woke up, I was in a strange room. I was wearing the same outfit I wore when I was performing with XBlackXTearX. I looked around, confused. I was in the nurse's office but it looked different. Pictures of Marylin Manson were all over the walls. (A/N: Just imagine that he is in an 80s gothic band too ok, because he’s older than Panic! At the Disco and MCR.) There was also a gothic black calendar with a picture of The Beatles wearing eyeliner and black clothes. The date on it said “1980.”

“Oh my fucking god, I’m back in time again!” I screamed loudly. Suddenly, Satan came into the room. (A/N: This is actually Voldemort for photo reference.) He was wearing a black leather jacket, black tight jeans, and fishnet pants. He looked so sexy that I almost got an orgasim.

“Oh my fucking god, Ebony, are you ok?” He asked gothically.

“Yeah, I’m okay for your information.” I snapped sexily. “Oh my god, am I dead?” I remembered I had jumped in front of the bullet from Jame’s gun. I also remembered seeing Draco doing it with Snape! I guess when I had slit my wrists, I had gone back in time instead of dying. I know I could go forward in time if I found a time-turner or a time machine.

“No, you’re not dead.” Satan reassured me suicidally, as he smoked a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. “You’re a vampire, so you can’t die from a bullet. Come on now, let’s go see how Harry’s dad is doing?”

I knew that the real reason I didn’t die from the bullet was because I was from the future. “What the fuck! James almost shot Lucian!” I said idiotically. I knew that James had really been possessed, but I didn’t want him to know that I knew.

“Yeah, I know, but he had a headache because he was under a lot of stress.” Satan reasoned easily.

“I guess that’s ok.” I said because James hadn’t really shot Lucian. Also, I knew that Lucian would now have two arms instead of one. I walked seductively outside with Satan. Suddenly, I saw a totally sexy gothic bi guy!

He had blond bleached hair with black streaks up to his ears and he was wearing gothic black eyeliner. He wore a black Green Day shirt (it showed Billy Joel with blond hair because it was the 80s), black Converse shoes, and black baggy pants. He walked in all sexily like Gerard Way in the video for “I don’t know you like I did yesterday” and you could see a black tear on his face like the woman in that video. “Hey.” He said all quietly and gothically.

“Who the fuck is that?” I asked angrily, because I didn’t know him.

“That is Hedwig.” Said Voldemort. “He used to be in XBlackXTearX too, but he had to drop out because he broke his arm.”

“Hey Hedwig.” I said seductively, even though I wasn’t trying to be.

“Hi Ebony.” He answered, but then he ran away, because he had Hair of a Magical Creatures. He was humming Welcome To The Black Parade under his breath. (A/N: I know that isn’t 80s, but pretend it is ok!)

“Bye.” I said all sexily.

“That was Hedwig. He used to be my boyfriend, but we broke up.” Satan said sadly, looking at his black nails.

“Oh my fucking god, I can get you back together!” I said, fingering something I didn’t know was in my pocket. A black Cute is What We Aim For iPod that I could take videos with. (A/N: Does anyone else know about them? They kick ass!)

“Ok, you can forget about your class for now, Hedwig. I’m going to show you guys something great!” I led them to the Great Hall. “Come on you guys!”

Lucian, James, Sirius, and Snape were all in the Great Hall. Lucian wouldn’t talk with James because he had tried to shoot him.

“Go fuck yourself you fucking douche!” He shouted at him. “Draco is never going to be friends with Vampire now!”

“Yeah, go fuck yourself Samaro!” Snape agreed, but I knew he was lying, because it had been his fault James had almost shot Lucian.

“Be quiet you guys.” I said sexily. My plan was working great. Now I could make Voldemort good without doing it with him, and Vampire’s dad wouldn’t die! “Ok, Satan, Hedwig, you guys can start making out.” I said and I started to film them with the iPod.

“Cool.” Said Sirius as Voldemort and Hedwig started to make out sexily. We watched as they started to take each other's clothes off sexily. Samaro, Sirius, Snape and Lucian all watched because they were probably bi. I knew Snape was definitely bi.

“Oh my fucking god! Voldemort! Voldemort!” Screamed Hedwig as his cock touched Voldemort’s.

But suddenly, everything stopped as the door opened and in came… Dumbledore and Mr. Norris!

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A/N: Oh my god, the new book is coming out really soon, I can’t wait!!! I think that Snape will be the same person as Voldemort because they are both half blood, so that will explain why he killed Dumbledore and he hated Harry! And then Harry will have to commit suicide so Voldemort will die because he will actually be a horcrux!!! Oh my god, I hope Draco and Harry get together, that would be so sexy, won't it? If they don’t then JK Rowling is a homophobe!! Fangs for helping with the facts Medusa, you rock!!!

I sat depressed in Dumbledore’s office with Hedwig, Satan, James, Sirius, Snape and Lucian. Dumbledore was sitting in front of us cruelly. He looked younger than he did in the future. He had taken the iPod away and was now listening to a shitty Avril Lavigne Song.

“What the hell is this anyway?” He cackled meanly. I hoped that he wouldn’t find out that I was from another time.

“Whatever you do, don’t blame Ebony, you jerk.” Satan said.

“Yeah, seriously, she was trying to get Satan and Hedwig back together.” Sirius said deviantly.

“Be quiet you satanists.” Dumbledore cackled. “If you’re lucky, I'll probably send you all to Azkaban! That will teach you to cooperate in the Great Hall!” He changed the song on the iPod to a NSYNC song. Suddenly, I noticed something strange about the iPod. It was slowly changing, and Dumbledore didn’t notice.

“You fucking poser.” I muttered.

“I bet you’ve never heard of Good Charlotte.” James said. Now I knew what the iPod was changing into Morty McFly’s time machine!

“Shut up James!” Draco’s dad shouted.

“Yeah, shut up!” Dumbledore said preppy.

“No, you shut up, Dumbledore!” Said Snape.

“I’ve had enough of you satanists in my school!” Shouted Dumbledore seriously.

Suddenly I grabbed the iPod from him. “Everyone, jump in before it’s too late!” But only one other person jumped in. It was Satan!

“You Dunderheads!” Screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went forward in time.

I looked around. I was in the Slytherin Common Room with Satan. I was wearing a black plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnets, a sexy black MCR corset, and black stiletto boots with pink pentagrams on them. My earrings were black satanist rings and my ebony black hair was all around me to my mid-back.

“Cool, where is this?” He asked in an emo voice.

“This is the future. Dumbledore’s iPod that he tried to take away from me was also a time machine.” I told him.

“Cool, what’s an iPod?” He whimpered.

“It’s something you use to listen to music!” I yelled.

“Oh my fucking god, cool! Wait, what’s a four letter word for dirt?” He asked in his sexy voice.

“Um, I guess sand?” I said, confused.

“Yeah, I was just trying to make sure you were still the same person.” He triumphantly giggled.

Suddenly, some of my friends walked in. “Oh my god, you’re fucking alive!” Said Ginny wearing a black leather jacket, black baggy pants, and a gothic black From First to Last shirt. I explained to her why I was alive.

“Dō shita no, bitch.” Said Willow. She was wearing a black corset showing off her boobs, with lace all around it and red stripes on it. With it, she was wearing a black leather miniskirt, big black boots, white foundation, black eyeliner, red eyeshadow, and black lipstick.

“Hey, motherfucker.” Said Diablo, with his red hair. He was wearing a black P!ATD t-shirt and black baggy pants.

“Hey, whose that, Ebony?” B’loody Mary questioned as she walked in wearing a black t-shirt with red pentagrams on it, with lace at the bottom, red leather pants with black lace, and black stilettos.

“Oh, it’s Satan.” I told her and she nodded, knowing the truth. Suddenly, Satan started to cry. “Are you okay Satan?” We asked, concerned.

“Oh my fucking god, you’re from the future! What if you don’t like me anymore because we’re from different times?!” He asked.

“No, I still like you.” I said sexilly to him.

“Ok.” He said reassuringly. I let him listen to Teenageres by MCR on my iPod while I was about to go outside to find some things. I gave Diablo a signal to keep Satan occupied. Satan fell asleep. I took the iPod and I was about to walk outside. Then Professor Sinistra ran in! She was wearing a gothic black minidress with depressing black stripes, white and black striped tights, and red Converse shoes. She was wearing lots of black eyeliner.

“Oh my fucking god, where’s Draco?! How did Snape get back here?! I thought he was in Azkaban!” I asked sadly.

“Ebony, I was so worried about you, but I know you can’t fucking die because you’re a vampire. Snape came back because that girl Britney freed him. I never liked her, she was a bad student.” Sinistra said reassuringly.

“That bitch! Did she also free Hagrid and Lupin?!” I shouted angrily. I hated Britney because she was a fucking prep.

“Yes, they are on the loose at this school. Dumbledore is back, and Cornelius is on her way to help everyone. Tell everyone you see to lock themselves in their Common Rooms.” Sinatra said worriedly.

“Ok, but where’s Draco? How come he was doing it with Snape?”

“I don’t know, but I know he almost tried to commit suicide after he saw you almost kill yourself.” She said.

“Oh my god, that’s terrible!” I gasped. Satan was still asleep, so he couldn’t see what was going on. Then I said- “Listen everyone, I have something important to do. Everyone stay here!” With that, I ran out the room.

“Good luck Ebony!” Everyone cried.

I ran sexily down the stairs and into the Great Hall, while the portraits around looked at me scaredly. There was hardly anyone else on the stairs and there was an atmosphere of horror. On the way, I saw Britney laughing on the stairs. She was wearing a slutty pink shirt with flowers on it, a blue jean skirt, and Abrecrombie & Fitch stilettos. She looked like a mix of those fucking preps Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan.

“You fucking bitch!” I shouted angrily.

“No, you’re totally a bitch. Now Voldemort will, like, totally kill you!” She laughed.

“Crucio!” I shouted seductively, pointedly my black wand. She started screaming because she was being tortured and I laughed sadistically.

“No! Help me! Please!” Britney screamed, terrified.

I put up my middle finger at her. In her hand, I saw the video camera Snape and Lupin had used to take a video of me. I put the tape of Voldemort doing it with Hedwig onto it. Then I continued to run down the stares with the camera. When I reached the Great Hall, I saw Vampire Potter. “Oh my god, Vampire!” I yelled.

We hugged each other happily. He looked at me with his gothic red eyes and spiky black hair. Around his eyes were black eyeliner and eyeshadow. He was wearing a black leather jacket, leather pants, a Panic! At the Disco concert shirt, and his black Converse shoes. He looked more like Joel from Good Charlotte than ever. (A/N: Did you hear their song The River? It rocks!)

“I was so worried you died.” Moaned Vampire.

“I know, but I’m a vampire. When I woke up, I was back in the 1980s. So anyway, I brought Voldemort from when he was young with me.” I explained. “Where’s Draco?” I asked suspiciously.

“Draco! You mean that fucking poser who betrayed you?” Vampire snarked with anger in his sexy voice.

“I know, but we have to find him.” I said smartly.

“I’ll do it then.” Harry said angstily.

“Ok.” I agreed. Suddenly, all the lights in the room went out. And then the Dark Lord appeared.

“Oh my fucking satan!” Harry shouted.

“I think Voldemort has arrived.” I said anxiously. “Fuck, I have to find Draco! I guess we should split up.”

“Ok.” Vampire said, depressed. Sadly, I ran into the Great Hall.

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A/N: I think after this, I will have about two or three more chapters. Fangs to all my reviewers, but not the flamers. If you flame this story then you suck!!!

I walked sexily into the Great Hall. It was empty except for one person. Draco was there! He sat there on his deadly broom in his black 666 t-shirt and his baggy black pants. He had slit his wrists! I felt mad at him for having sex with Snape, but I also felt sorry for him. He looked just like Gerard Way with his red eyes and his pale face.

“Draco, are you ok?” I asked.

“I’m not okay!” He screamed, depressedly. I thought of the MCR song and I got even more depressed, because that song always makes me cry. I gave him a blunt and he started to smoke it.

“Oh Draco, why did you do it with that fucking bastard, Snape?” I asked tearfully.

“I-” Draco began to speak, but suddenly, Lupin and Mr. Norris came into the room. They didn’t see us.

“I’m so glad me and Snape are free.” Said Lupin.

“Damn, this job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking students!” Mr. Norris agreed.

“Pop addelum!” I yelled angrily, pointing my wand at them.

“NO!!!” Lupin shouted as chains appeared on him, while Mr. Norris ran away.

“You fucking perv.” I said laughing with depths of evil and depression in my voice. “Now you have to tell us where Voldemort is or I’m going to torture you!”

“I don’t know where he is!” Said Lupin. Suddenly, Satan and Vampire ran into the room. Vampire didn’t know who Satan really was.

“Oh my Satan, we were so worried about you guys!” Vampire said. I looked sexily at Draco with his gothic red eyes with contacts, black t-shirt that said “666” on it, and pale skin like Gerard Way. I also looked at Vampire with his sexy black hair and red eyes just like Frank Lero, and Satan who looked just like Brendon Urie then.

I seductively took the camera from my pocket. And then I began french kissing Draco sexually. Lupin gasped. Draco began to take off his clothes and I could see his white six-pack. Then Vampire took his own clothes off too. We all began making out together sexily. I took off my black leather bra, my black lace thong, and the rest of my clothes. Everyone took their cocks out, except for me because I’m a girl. 

“Oh my satan! Draco!” I screamed as he put his hardness in my thing, then he did the same thing to Harry. I began making out with Satan and he joined in.

“Oh my god!” Cried Vampire.

“Oh Vampire! Vampire!” I screamed.

“Oh Satan!” Yelled Harry in pleasure.

Lupin watched in shock. We all took turns doing torture curses on him because we were all sadists. Suddenly, a big black car that said “666” on the license plate flew straight through the window!

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A/N: Well, I have nothing to say, but everyone should stop flaming ok!!! If any gothic people are reading this then you rock! Oh my god, I still can’t wait for the movie! Tom Felton is so hot lol, I hope Harry will become gothic because my friend told me he is really emo in this book! Oh my fucking god, I’m leaving Dubay pretty soon, can’t wait! This will probably be the last chapter until I come back.

“That’s my car!” Draco shouted angrily. But suddenly, it was revealed who was in the car. It was Snape!

“I shall free you Lupin, but first you must help me kill these idiotic dunderheads.” He said cruelly from the car as it flew above us. “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed, then the Dark Lord shall never die!”

“You fucking prep!” Yelled Draco. Then he looked at me sadly. “I forgot to tell you Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn’t really have sex with him, he’s a rapist!”

We all put our clothes on quickly, except Satan. We were so scared, but Satan hadn’t changed. Instead, he changed into a man with green eyes, no nose, a gray robe, and white skin. He had transformed into Voldemort!

“I knew who thou were all along.” He cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. “Now I shall kill all of thou!” Thunder came into the room.

“No, please don’t kill us!” Pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, B’loody Mary, Diablo, Ginny, Dracula, Crab and Goyle, Hagrid, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Sirius and Lucian all ran in.

“What is the meaning of this?” Dumbledore asked all angrily, and Voldemort looked away. (A/N: Because Dumbledore is the only wizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and his broomstick came to him sexily. Voldemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstick,

“Oh my goth!” Slughorn gasped. (A/N: Get it? Because I’m gothic.)

“The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!” Snape ejaculated menacingly (E/N: I know I should probably correct that, but I think it’s funny as hell and I’m too tired to give a shit. Also I just straight up don’t know what Tara was actually trying to type here.)

“You fucking preppy fags!” Sirius shouted angrily.

“I know a four letter word for dirt, CRUCIATUS!” Screamed Vampire, but the sparks from his wand only hit Draco’s car. It fell down, and Snape quickly crawled out of it and picked up the video camera.

“Oh my fucking god!” I cried because there was a video of me in the bathroom, a video of me doing it with Draco, and the video of Satan doing it with Hedwig.

“If you kill me, then these videos will be shown to everyone in the school. Then you can be just like that preppy girl, Paris Hilton.” He laughed meanly.

“NO!” I screamed. “FYI, I have the picture of you doing it with Lupin!”

“What is she talking about?” Lupin said as he sat in chains.

“I saw it too, she’s gonna show everyone the picture!” Vampire shouted angrily.

“Shut up!” Lupin roared.

“Foolish ignoramuses!” Yelled Voldemort from his broomstick. “Thou shall all die soon.”

“Think again you fucking muggle poser!” Vampire yelled, and then he and Diablo and Neville both took out black guns! But Voldemort took out his own.

“You guys are in a spanish standoff!” I shouted depressed.

“Accio Neville’s wand!” Cried Voldemort, and suddenly Neville’s wand was in his hands. “Now I shall kill all of thou, and then Ebony will die!” He made lightning come all over the place.

“Save us, Ebony!” Dumbledore cried.

I cried sexily, I just wanted to go to the Common Room and slit my wrists with my friends while we watched Shark Attack 3 and Saw 2, and maybe do it with Draco. But I knew I had to do something Important.

“AVADA KEDAVRA!!!” I shouted.