—✧ ; so its like some kind of…. squid game?

they might act out of character and im sorry abt that, im still tryna get a grasp on how to write most of the characters bc i dont exactly understand some of them🙏🙏
the fic will be mostly focused on the gc, but i might chip in some irl chaos in another fic though lawl
[ for story purposes, the recruiter will be called by his actor’s name because i cannot find anything about his character having a real name other than being called the salesman or recruiter, and i dont feel like having the creativity to give him a fake name so… 😋 ]
deok-su and mi-nyeo are exes [ they dated before in this au and broke up after a week because of deok-su being an asshole lmao ]
jun-hee and myung-gi r exes too [ it didn’t work out but myung-gi still cares abt her while jun-hee just wants him to move on ]

Chapter 1: god fucking damnit gihun

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

SEONG GI-HUN & CHO SANG-WOO

SUNDAY, 11:14AM

Let’s go gambling : sang-woo

at my limit : What is it.

Let’s go gambling : i just had a great idea

at my limit : When have your ideas ever been great?

Let’s go gambling : can you appreciate me for once sang-woo ☹️

at my limit : Just say it already.

Let’s go gambling : what if i make a gc with our friends

at my limit : YOUR friends*

at my limit : Other than that, I have a feeling that it isn’t gonna go well.

Let’s go gambling : OUR friends*

Let’s go gambling : and wdym?? im sure everyone’s gonna get along

at my limit : ..Sure.

Let’s go gambling : dont give me that sass, bro.. ☹️

Let’s go gambling : well, im doing it anyways

—

UNTITLED GROUPCHAT

SUNDAY, 11:23AM

Seong Gi-hun has added Cho Sang-woo, Park Jung-bae, Ali Abdul and Han Mi-nyeo to the groupchat.

Cho Sang-woo : I was hoping you weren’t gonna actually do it.

Seong Gi-hun : well you thought wrong 😋

Cho Sang-woo : Never use that emoji again.

Seong Gi-hun : ☹️

Ali Abdul : Oh, hello Gi-hun and Sang-woo!

Ali Abdul : What’s this?

Seong Gi-hun : ALI!! MY ANGEL!!! 😄😄

Cho Sang-woo : Hi Ali.

Ali Abdul : Hi again!!

Ali Abdul : Can you tell me what this is for?

Seong Gi-hun : its just for fun! we can all chat each other and grow closer this way👍

Ali Abdul : Ohh! that sounds like fun :D

Park Jung-bae : i have a feeling that this gc is just gonna consist of gi-hun being bullied lol

Seong Gi-hun : would it kill any of you to be nice to me for once ☹️

Ali Abdul : I won’t be mean to you, Gi-hun! :(

Seong Gi-hun : this is why your my favorite person ever ali

Cho Sang-woo : You’re*

Seong Gi-hun : man shut up sang-woo, youre such a grammar bot…

Cho Sang-woo : You’re welcome.

Seong Gi-hun : fuck you☹️

Han Mi-nyeo : what the fuck is thsi

Park Jung-bae : oh christ

Cho Sang-woo : …You added her?

Han Mi-nyeo : hey, whats wrong with me being here asshole??

Seong Gi-hun : be glad i didn’t add deok-su at least

Cho Sang-woo : Are you saying there was a possibility that you were gonna add him?

Seong Gi-hun : no not really, he almost beat me up the first time we interacted and he scares me way too much

Han Mi-nyeo : small dick too

Han Mi-nyeo : smh

Seong Gi-hun : what

Cho Sang-woo : Maybe don’t.

Han Mi-nyeo : you cant control me, four eyes

Han Mi-nyeo : ill speak about whatever, whenever i please

Cho Sang-woo : Gi-hun, why would you do this.

Seong Gi-hun : why not? cmon sang-woo, it could be fun!

Cho Sang-woo : Having Mi-nyeo in a groupchat of any sorts is a recipe for chaos.

Han Mi-nyeo : deal with it mr nerd 🖕

Ali Abdul : That’s not very nice :(

Han Mi-nyeo : deal with it x2

Seong Gi-hun : ok thats enough fighting guys, were all friends here!

Cho Sang-woo : Shut up Gi-hun.

Han Mi-nyeo : shut up

Seong Gi-hun : man

Park Jung-bae : HAAHAHAHA

Park Jung-bae : MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHINg

Han Mi-nyeo : its probably growling in hunger too

Han Mi-nyeo : FATTIE

Park Jung-bae : OK. FUCK YOU

Seong Gi-hun : ok guys srsly though. thats enough fighting

Ali Abdul : Yeah, making fun of another person’s weight is really insensitive of you, Mi-nyeo :(

Ali Abdul : You’ve made fun of others appearances too many times already..

Ali Abdul : Like the time when you called me an “illegal alien” when we first met, that was also insensitive of you

Park Jung-bae : dude what

Cho Sang-woo : Mi-nyeo, you did what.

Seong Gi-hun : really mi-nyeo?? now thats just uncalled for..

Han Mi-nyeo : THAT WAS BEFORE I GOT TO KNOW HIM GUYS DAMN

Han Mi-nyeo : but yeah okay, the “illegal alien” thing from me was kinda shitty

Han Mi-nyeo : sorry ali

Ali Abdul : Its okay! as long as you recognize and grow from your mistakes :)

Seong Gi-hun : this makes me so happy, im tearing up 😭

Seong Gi-hun : friendship prevails!!

Han Mi-nyeo : you talk like an old man jesus christ

Seong Gi-hun : oh so youre right back on bullying me, huh???☹️

Han Mi-nyeo : sorry not sorry gi-hun, ur just so

Han Mi-nyeo : bullyable

Seong Gi-hun : is that even a word

Han Mi-nyeo : it is now

Park Jung-bae : so ali gets an apology and i dont??

Han Mi-nyeo : yes

Park Jung-bae : this is favoritism

Park Jung-bae : but its ali, so i understand

Seong Gi-hun : guys ive been trying to find sang-woo for a while now and i cant find him at all

Ali Abdul : Oh no!

Ali Abdul : Where could he have gone?

Han Mi-nyeo : god i hope he’ll stay goNEHOLY SHISTAKWLDJOAO X,.A,AISOX,,AWIAAH

Han Mi-nyeo : AKA,AS,ZOA..AMXMAO,W8W0Q,A

Park Jung-bae : what the hell

Seong Gi-hun : mi-nyeo?? you okay?

Han Mi-nyeo : dUDE GIHUN GET YOuR DAMN DOG

Seong Gi-hun : HUH??

Han Mi-nyeo : SANGWOO Is TRYING TO KILL MEHAA

Han Mi-nyeo : FUCKINGf GET HIM RIGRHT NIW

Seong Gi-hun : WHAT

Seong Gi-hun : WHERE R U??

Han Mi-nyeo : IN MY DOR MROOM, YOU ALREEADY KNOW WHERE DUMBASs ,

Han Mi-nyeo : HES GONNA GET ME

Han Mi-nyeo : HURRY UPEPEMDD KAPAXN,A.WKDOA

Seong Gi-hun : OKAY WAIT

Seong Gi-hun : SHIT

Ali Abdul : Why is Sang-woo attacking Mi-nyeo?!

Park Jung-bae : this is hilarious honestly

Han Mi-nyeo : FUCK FYOU

Park Jung-bae : HAHAHAHAH

—

UNTITLED GROUPCHAT ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO )

SUNDAY, 12:38PM

Park Jung-bae : is mi-nyeo still alive?? lol

Ali Abdul : I hope so! :(

Park Jung-bae : ali you are too good for this world, seriously

Seong Gi-hun : shes alive, i had to pry sang-woo off of her

Seong Gi-hun : he was seriously about ready to kill her though

Seong Gi-hun : with his bare hands

Park Jung-bae : i think he genuinely needs therapy

Cho Sang-woo : No I don’t. I’m fine.

Park Jung-bae : uh huh..

Han Mi-nyeo : DOES BEING FUCKING INSANE COME WITH THE BEING SMART PACK

Seong Gi-hun : idk that might be just a sang-woo thing

Seong Gi-hun : he was like this when we were younger but not to this extent😅

Han Mi-nyeo : i still genuinely cannot get over how you use emojis like an old man

Han Mi-nyeo : like dude ur 24, you are not 50😭🙏

Seong Gi-hun : let me text how i want☹️

Han Mi-nyeo has changed Seong Gi-hun’s name.

old ass : huh

old ass : HOW DID U DO TGAT?

Han Mi-nyeo : dumbass you made this chat and you dont know how to change eachothers names here???

old ass : well SUE ME

Han Mi-nyeo : now just for shits and giggles, im not telling you

old ass : man

Han Mi-nyeo : 😘

Ali Abdul : Ooh, I wanna know how to change names!

Ali Abdul : How do I change names?

Han Mi-nyeo : ill dm you ali

old ass : WHAT

Han Mi-nyeo : dont tell anyone else

Ali Abdul : Alright!

old ass : ALI NO

old ass : TELL ME WHAT SHE TEACHES YOUU😭😭😭

Park Jung-bae : i left for one second and i nearly choked on my water seeing ur name gi-hun

Park Jung-bae : HAHAHAH

old ass : this is so unfair.. i made this gc, why am i being left out on the fun shit😭

Ali Abdul changed Cho Sang-woo’s name.

old ass : oh?

old ass : @Cho Sang-woo

Sang-woo hyung! : What.

Sang-woo hyung! : ..Huh.

old ass : AWH

old ass : OH MY GOD 😭😭❤️❤️❤️

Sang-woo hyung! : Who.. did that.

Ali Abdul : I did!

Ali Abdul : I hope you don’t mind, Sang-woo!

Sang-woo hyung! : It’s fine.

Sang-woo hyung! : Thank you, Ali.

Ali Abdul : :DD

Han Mi-nyeo : good lord its so obvious

Ali Abdul : What is?

Sang-woo hyung! : Nothing. Don’t worry about it.

Han Mi-nyeo : lmao

Han Mi-nyeo has changed their own name.

hottest bitch of the south : perfect

Sang-woo hyung! : I’ve never seen something so wrong before.

hottest bitch of the south : shut up sang-hoe

hottest bitch of the south : holy shit wait

hottest bitch of the south has changed Sang-woo hyung!’s name.

sang-hoe : I don’t know how long I’ll be able to withstand this groupchat.

hottest bitch of the south : bitch please, this gc has only been a thing for like an hour

hottest bitch of the south : suck it up, pussy

sang-hoe : I can and will try to kill you again.

old ass : please dont, sang-woo

Park Jung-bae has changed old ass’s name.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH CMON, JUNG-BAE KNOWS??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh dude

Park Jung-bae : PAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THE NAME U GAVE ME, TEACH ME HOW TO CHANGE NAMES BRO PLEASE JUNG-BAEEE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : JUNG-BAAAAEEEE PLEASE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ILL BUY YOU A SOJU OR SOMETHING BEST BUDDYY PLEASE TELL ME

hottest bitch of the south : if you tell him ill set your dorm on fire jung-bae

Park Jung-bae : im afraid that knowing mi-nyeo, she will actually do that

Park Jung-bae : sorry gi-hun, find out on your own

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : GODDAMNIT 😭

hottest bitch of the south has changed Park Jung-bae’s name.

personal pillow : oh god

personal pillow : wait

personal pillow : yknow what ill take pride in that

hottest bitch of the south : ur very comfortable to lay on, ill give you that

Ali Abdul : That’s true! :DDD

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : very true

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : grade A pillow

personal pillow : thank you all🙏

Ali Abdul : You’re welcome Jung-bae! :)

hottest bitch of the south has changed Ali Abdul’s name.

cutie patootie : Oh!!

cutie patootie : Ouu, I like this! it’s sweet :))

cutie patootie : Thank you Mi-nyeo!!

hottest bitch of the south : no problem ali🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ok gang, im gonna go out and buy some food for later🤞

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : cya guys later 😄😄😄

cutie patootie : Be safe sir!!

personal pillow : dont gamble out there while ur at it

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh shut up i wont bro😒

hottest bitch of the south : ur such a old ass man dude😭😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LEAVE ME ALONE

sang-hoe : An*

hottest bitch of the south : what

hottest bitch of the south : oh shut the fuck up sang-hoe

hottest bitch of the south : quit being such a stickler for grammar

sang-hoe : You’re welcome.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okay im leaving now BYEBYE MY DEAREST FRIENDSS

personal pillow : dont die🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i wont!!

cutie patootie : Bye!! :)))

sang-hoe : Bye Gi-hun.

—

UNTITLED GROUPCHAT ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO )

SUNDAY, 1:47PM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : A LADY JUST PICKPOCKETED ME??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : MY GODDAMN WALLET IS GONE

cutie patootie : Oh no!!

personal pillow : HELP??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HELP?? WHY R U SAYING HELP

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HELP ME. THE FUCK

sang-hoe : What even happened, Gi-hun?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I WASN’T LOOKING WHERE I WAS GOING FOR A SECOND AND I BUMPED INTO THIS GIRL

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : AND BEING THE BEST PERSON I AM, I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS ALRIGHT AND AFTER I DID, I WALKED AWAYA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SOON AFTER, I CHECKED THE POCKET ILEFT MY WALLET IN, AND ITS GONE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : AND THERES A HOLE IN THE POCKET IT WAS IN

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THAT GIRL STOLE MY WALLET!!!

hottest bitch of the south : i love her

hottest bitch of the south : was she hot?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i mean she was very pretty

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : she had short black hair and was pretty tall

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i think she also had freckles??

hottest bitch of the south : oh definitely very hot

sang-hoe : Report her to the police.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i would but… now that i think abt it, she seemed pretty young…

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : do you think shes doing this for her family??? :((

sang-hoe : Gi-hun, for the love of everything that’s holy…

sang-hoe : That’s probably one of the most stupidest reasons you could’ve come up with for a situation like this.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : but its still a possibility!! :(((

sang-hoe : Oh my god, Gi-hun.

cutie patootie : That’s sweet of you, Gi-hun, but what about your money?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh yeah, uhhh

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : im pretty sure i have some money left in my dorm, its fine

hottest bitch of the south : bros actially fine about his money getting stolen, nah..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : if its in the name of a probably suffering family, then its fine by me!

hottest bitch of the south : bro, you would probably let someone shoot your bitchass if was in the name of a dying old man or something

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : …

sang-hoe : Gi-hun.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i mean😅

sang-hoe : You are unbelievable.

hottest bitch of the south : LMAOOO

personal pillow has changed the groupchat’s name to ‘mental illnesses + ali’

hottest bitch of the south : HELLO??😭😭😭

personal pillow : thought it would fit HAHAHAHA

sang-hoe : I want to leave so bad.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : if you do i’ll re-add you and add deok-su in here

sang-hoe : Please don’t.

hottest bitch of the south has added Jang Deok-su to the groupchat.

sang-hoe : I didn’t even leave???

hottest bitch of the south : doesnt matter

hottest bitch of the south : hes just here for me to bully

Jang Deok-su : the fuck is this

hottest bitch of the south : hey bitch

Jang Deok-su : who the fuck?

hottest bitch of the south : aw can you not recognize your best ex?

Jang Deok-su : oh hell no.

hottest bitch of the south : oh hell yeah

sang-hoe has left the groupchat.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SANG-WOO NO

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong has added sang-hoe to the groupchat.

sang-hoe : Get me out of here.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you have to be here, it wont be the same☹️

sang-hoe : I feel like I don’t have a choice either way.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you dont

Jang Deok-su : do i have a choice to leave

hottest bitch of the south : no

Jang Deok-su : fuck you

hottest bitch of the south has changed Jang Deok-su’s name.

little short dick man : what

little short dick man : OH FUCK OFF

hottest bitch of the south : 🤪

cutie patootie : Oh Deok-su is here?

cutie patootie : I’m gonna ignore the name he has!

cutie patootie : Hello Deok-su!

little short dick man : who is that

hottest bitch of the south : the way you respond to him will decide your fate

little short dick man : uh

little short dick man : hey?

cutie patootie : Hi!

hottest bitch of the south : you live another day

little short dick man : who the hell even is that??

little short dick man : WHO EVEN IS ANYONE HERE?? BECAUSE THESE NAMES DONT HELP SHIT

hottest bitch of the south : waaaaaah! waaa! waaaaaaaaah!! 👶

little short dick man : bitch fuck you

hottest bitch of the south : already did

little short dick man : oh shut up, ur pussy shitty as fuck

hottest bitch of the south : the noises you were making the times we did it certainly does not share the same energy as to what ur saying rn, you desperate asshole

personal pillow : oOOKAY maybe STOP

sang-hoe : Genuinely, nobody needed to know that.

cutie patootie : Oh dear..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ignoring ALL OF THAT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : @sang-hoe is sang-woo, @cutie patootie is ali, @personal pillow is jung-bae and i am gi-hun!!

little short dick man : ..alright.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : youre welcome!

sang-hoe : This groupchat will be the reason I will never know peace.

Notes:

TACTICAL SAE-BYEOK INCOMING!!!!

Chapter 2: oh god SHE HAS A KNIFE

Summary:

my glorious queen sae-byeok has arrived

Notes:

just sum info abt the au 😋
il-nam is the university president of squid university !!
geum-ja is a teacher/professor at the school !!
in-ho and gong-yoo/the salesman are around 20-23 yrs old !!
gi-hun, sang-woo, ali, deok-su, mi-nyeo, byeonggi and jung-bae are around 21-25 yrs old,
while no-eul, yong-sik, hyun-ju, gyeong-seok and seon-nyeo, all in a separate class from gi-hun and the others are around 20-23 yrs old !!
sae-byeok, ji-yeong, jun-ho, dae-ho, young-mi, jun-hee, myung-gi, su-bong, nam-gyu, gyeong-su, mi-na, se-mi and min-su are around 16-20 yrs old !!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU )

MONDAY, 11:31AM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : have you guys heard abt yhe new student transferring here???

cutie patootie : Oh! I haven’t!

sang-hoe : It’s kind of strange to get a new student this late in the year, but they probably just changed majors.

personal pillow : its also kinda exciting tbh

cutie patootie : Yeah!! I wonder how they’re like!

sang-hoe : I just hope to god that they aren’t anything like Mi-nyeo or Deok-su.

hottest bitch of the south : i am a fucking delight, mind you

sang-hoe : Yeah. Sure.

hottest bitch of the south : bitchass hoe

sang-hoe : Really mature.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you guys really cant go a second without being at eachothers throats, huh?😅

hottest bitch of the south : that sounds really kinky ngl

sang-hoe : Hell no.

sang-hoe : Never in a million years will I ever consider becoming an item with this woman, out of all people.

hottest bitch of the south : probably because you like dick

hottest bitch of the south : ur personality also one of the reasons why you get absolutely zero bitches

sang-hoe : I could care less about getting girls or anyone to fawn over me. What is tragic, but not surprising in the slightest is the fact that barely anyone likes you romantically. Proving the fact that you aren’t anyone’s type, especially mine.

hottest bitch of the south : dont get ur hopes up smarty mc smartyton, you arent my type either

hottest bitch of the south : you literally like cock so theres really nothing i can do about that disaster

sang-hoe : Just because I am gay does not mean anything about me not liking you, you are simply unlikable.

hottest bitch of the south : fuck you

sang-hoe : Never.

personal pillow : that was amazing to watch thank you guys

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LMAOO

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ok now back on topic of the new student

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : has anyone heard anything abt them? idk if i have any classes with them this morning

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i probably just didnt notice but idk

personal pillow : i havent noticed anyone new in my classes but maybe in the afternoon theyll be there

cutie patootie : I haven’t seen anyone new either!! I hope I get to meet them soon enough, though!

hottest bitch of the south : i just hope its a girl

hottest bitch of the south : ive been surrounded with men way too long and i feel like im going insane

personal pillow : Aren’t you already?

hottest bitch of the south : yes but being around people with penises is driving me to pure insanity

sang-hoe : Uh huh.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : sooo avoiding another possible arguement between sang-woo and mi-nyeo, where the hell are you guys

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i wanna eat lunch with you all😭

cutie patootie : Oh, I just left one of my classes, I’m nearing the cafeteria now!

cutie patootie : We can meet up there if you’d like Gi-hun!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH YAAAAAY

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OMW!!!

sang-hoe : I’ll be at the entrance of the cafeteria.

hottest bitch of the south : pfft okay buddy…

sang-hoe : What do you want now.

hottest bitch of the south : nothing, nothing at all.

personal pillow : OH i see you guys

hottest bitch of the south : wow ok now u guys r just leaving me out

hottest bitch of the south : fuck yall im joinning too wether u like it or not

—

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU )

MONDAY, 12:48PM

hottest bitch of the south : @the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : whaddaya need?

hottest bitch of the south : so uh

hottest bitch of the south : how did u describe the girl that pickpocketed you again??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : uhhh very pretty face, freckles maybe???, short black hair, kinda tall….

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : why r u askinf?

hottest bitch of the south : oh ok i see

hottest bitch of the south has sent an image

[ A short black haired girl was on the image. The angle was from the side, prompting the photo to not capture her face completely. She was seen sitting down at a table, writing something down on her notebook with her head turned downwards, indicating that she was fully focused on writing and was oblivious of the photo being taken of her. Though the photo was blurred slightly, it was still easy enough to make out, thankfully for Gi-hun and the others. ]

hottest bitch of the south : errr

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THATS HER

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THATS THE GIRL

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OMG

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SHES THE NEW STUDENT????

sang-hoe : I can only see this going well.

cutie patootie : Oh!! so that’s what she looks like!! :oo

personal pillow : oh woah

personal pillow : what r the odds of her transferring here damn

hottest bitch of the south : i was so right

hottest bitch of the south : she IS hot

hottest bitch of the south : but she looks kinda young for my tastes so eh

sang-hoe : Is that seriously the only thing you processed by seeing her.

hottest bitch of the south : oh shut up let me live bitch-woo

hottest bitch of the south : omg wait

hottest bitch of the south : no i like the name sang-hoe too

hottest bitch of the south : mm

hottest bitch of the south has changed sang-hoe’s name.

bitch-hoe : I need to kill myself.

hottest bitch of the south : BAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH

personal pillow : OH MY GOD😭😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NOOO SANG-WOO☹️☹️

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WE LOVE YOU DONT DO IT

hottest bitch of the south : mf who is we?? ik it damn well aint me🙏🙏

cutie patootie : Noo Sang-woo!! don’t say that, you have plenty to live for :(((

bitch-hoe : Okay Ali, I won’t do it, don’t worry.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : AWE!!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : MY ANGEL AND MY ONE OF MY BESTEST BUDDIES…. SO BEAUTIFUL 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️

hottest bitch of the south : oh my days

hottest bitch of the south : STOP BEING SO FUCKING OBLIVIOUS

cutie patootie : ?

cutie patootie : Wdym?

bitch-hoe : Ignore her Ali.

hottest bitch of the south : god i hate gay people

personal pillow : arent you like

personal pillow : bi??

hottest bitch of the south : that doesnt stop me from hating the gays

cutie patootie : Oh! Mi-nyeo, you’re bi?

hottest bitch of the south : uhh yeah?

hottest bitch of the south : what about it

cutie patootie : Me too!! :D

hottest bitch of the south : oH FUCK YEAH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BISEXUALS ARISE🙏🙏

hottest bitch of the south : HURRAAAHHHH

cutie patootie : :DDD

personal pillow : dang am i the only straight one?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i think so?

bitch-hoe : You might be.

hottest bitch of the south has changed personal pillow’s name.

token straight : oh boy

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LMAOOOO TOKEN STRAIGHT

hottest bitch of the south : goddamnit im being scolded for being on my phone

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh rip

token straight : imagine getting caught ha

hottest bitch of the south : shut the hell up u zebra

hottest bitch of the south : im leaving now

token straight : ZEBRA??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oHAHEHHSAUHWHAHAAHHAAAH

bitch-hoe : I mentally heard Gi-hun’s dying horse wheeze reading that.

token straight : HAHAHA

bitch-hoe : The damn moment I find out how to change names on here will be the day become one with the sky.

bitch-hoe : Because this damn nickname. Is getting on my nerves.

token straight : HELPP

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU )

MONDAY, 1:39PM

hottest bitch of the south : godddd can this damn day end already??

hottest bitch of the south : i wanna go rest in my dorm bro😭😭🙏🙏

token straight : im sharing a class with the pickpocket girl

token straight : damn shes intimidating wtf

hottest bitch of the south : boy man tf up

token straight : mi-nyeo she looks like she carries a knife or something wherever she goes

token straight : im terrified

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : cmon she cant be that bad!

token straight : she PICKPOCKETED YOU

token straight : WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT AT ALL UNTIL YOU NOTICED AN HOUR OR SO LATER..

token straight : but that isnt that much of an achievement for her though bc…. its you

token straight : considering how much u lack self awareness and the ability to read the room

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : all because she did ONE bad thing, doesnt mean shes a bad person!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : dint judge a book by its cover, jung-bae!

token straight : she probably has done this before with how quick she was with it dude but

token straight : whatever u say

little short dick man : dont trust that bitch.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : wuh

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : huh

little short dick man : she will stab you in the damn back do not trust her.

hottest bitch of the south : ooouuuh… is the tiny dick boy scared of the new girl?? 🤪

little short dick man : she might look easy to take on but trust me. that little shit has tricks up her sleeves.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : it sounds like u had some business with her or something??

little short dick man : all ill say is that we were partners at some point

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : APRTNERSS???

hottest bitch of the south : LLIKE ROMANTIC PARNTER?? EW?

hottest bitch of the south : WHY WOULD A GIRL AS PRETTY AS HER EVER DATE AN UGLY ASS MAN LIKE YOU

hottest bitch of the south : I CANT BELIEVE A NOTHER BADDIE LIKE MYSELF FELL VICTIM TO YOU

little short dick man : THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU FUCKWADS

little short dick man : we went to the same school before and she was in my group for a while

hottest bitch of the south : oh so ur saying shes like

hottest bitch of the south : a gangster or smth?

little short dick man : she was. at least thats how it was when she hung out in our group until she turned a whole 180 on us

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ok that would explain how good she was at taking my wallet

hottest bitch of the south : leaving yo ugly ass was probably the best decision she couldve made tbh

little short dick man : shut up bitch

hottest bitch of the south : deal with it

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : knowing shes affiliated with deok-su now makes me less confident on her being actually nice but…

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i just know that shes nice deep down!!!

hottest bitch of the south : bro thinks life is sunshine and rainbows

little short dick man : good luck with that buddy

token straight : dude i looked in her direction for like 2 nanoseconds and she hits me with the NASTIEST side eye ive ever seen anyone do

token straight : i am thoroughly threatened now help me

token straight : I FEEL UNSAFE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : just survive the class bro u can do it!!!!

token straight : please pray for me gang

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : praying frfr

hottest bitch of the south : i hope she jumps you

token straight : shut up

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU )

MONDAY, 2:51PM

hottest bitch of the south : hey guys

hottest bitch of the south : i have charismaed my way into something once more

bitch-hoe : What did you do, Mi-nyeo.

hottest bitch of the south has added Kang Sae-byeok to the groupchat.

cutie patootie : Oh hello! who did you add Mi-nyeo?

hottest bitch of the south : someone

Kang Sae-byeok : How did you get my number.

hottest bitch of the south : i have my ways

Kang Sae-byeok : Oh so my phone was with you the time I lost it for a moment, now was it?

Kang Sae-byeok : I see. That makes sense.

hottest bitch of the south : how did you get that spot on what the fuck

Kang Sae-byeok : I’m not stupid, that’s how.

hottest bitch of the south : ok that makes sense

hottest bitch of the south : ive been stuck with these idiots for too long to the point ive lost all common sense

token straight : i thought you never had that to begin with

hottest bitch of the south : shut the fuck up jung-bae

bitch-hoe : I’m quite literally the only person here with a sense of normalcy other than Ali.

hottest bitch of the south : of course ali is the outlier… GAY-woo…

bitch-hoe : Be quiet, Mi-nyeo.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : who is this person you added though mi-nyeo??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you didnt really answer lol

hottest bitch of the south : its the pickpocket

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OMG??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HI

Kang Sae-byeok : Don’t talk to me.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ok.

token straight : HBWHAHAHAHAHA

Kang Sae-byeok has left the group chat.

hottest bitch of the south has added Kang Sae-byeok to the groupchat.

Kang Sae-byeok has left the group chat.

hottest bitch of the south has added Kang Sae-byeok to the groupchat.

Kang Sae-byeok has left the group chat.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : erm

hottest bitch of the south has added Kang Sae-byeok to the groupchat.

Kang Sae-byeok has left the group chat.

hottest bitch of the south has added Kang Sae-byeok to the groupchat.

Kang Sae-byeok : Quit it.

hottest bitch of the south : no

Kang Sae-byeok : I know what dorm you live in, Han Mi-nyeo. If you don’t want me to be at the foot of your bed tonight with the intent of murder, you better stop.

hottest bitch of the south : do it, no balls

Kang Sae-byeok : Be careful of what you wish for.

hottest bitch of the south : wait no i was

hottest bitch of the south : I WAS JOKING

hottest bitch of the south : HELLO?

hottest bitch of the south : im fucking cooked

token straight : i cant help but feel bad for u

token straight : but you were kind of like

token straight : asking for it

token straight : like she was obviously not a force to be reckoned with..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : dw shes probably just saying that to scare you, mi-nyeo!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : mhopefully..

hottest bitch of the south : YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARENT HELPING

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?? UR THE ONE WHO DID TJIS TO URSELF.????

hottest bitch of the south : man FUCK YALL

hottest bitch of the south : THE MOMENT I REACH MY DORM IM BARRICADING EVERYTHING

bitch-hoe : I hope she gets you.

hottest bitch of the south : FUCK YOU TOO FOUR EYES

cutie patootie : I hope she actually doesn’t try anything..

hottest bitch of the south : i hope so too ali

hottest bitch of the south : if not, then tell deok-su that ill be haunting him and causing him every minor inconvience in his life

bitch-hoe : Inconvenience*

hottest bitch of the south : you know what im haunting you too bitch-hoe

bitch-hoe : Uh huh.

hottest bitch of the south : fucking JUMP

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : im hungry

token straight : go get smth then dumbass

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : it turned out that i did not have any money left at my dorm

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : so like

token straight : .

token straight : man fine ill buy you something to eat later

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THIS IS WHY UR ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I LOVE YOU BRO

token straight : yeah yeah whatever broke ass😒

cutie patootie : That’s so sweet of you, Jung-bae!! :D

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ALI MY ANGEL YOU CAN COME ALONG IF YOU WANT!!!

cutie patootie : Oh! I wouldn’t want to intrude, it’s ok!!

token straight : ur like one of the only people i tolerate in this godforsaken gc, ofc u can come along ali

cutie patootie : Oh.. if you both insist!! :DD

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LETS GOOOOO!!!!

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

MONDAY, 4:28PM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : @token straight thanks for the food 🙏🙏🙏

token straight : yeah no problem, wouldnt want you dying of hunger lol

cutie patootie : Thank you for allowing me to join you both :))

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NO PROBLEM MY ANGELLL !!!! :DDD

token straight : im glad you had a good time with us, ali :)

cutie patootie : I really did, I thank you both again :D

hottest bitch of the south : my dorm is unlocked.

cutie patootie : Oh no!

cutie patootie : Could it be that pickpocket?

hottest bitch of the south : theres no way that it ISNT HER

hottest bitch of the south : IM SO DEAD BRO

cutie patootie : Maybe theres a way for you to reason with her?

hottest bitch of the south : HOW DO I CONVINCE HER NOT TO KILL ME??? SHE HAS EVERY REASON TO😭😭😭🙏🙏

token straight : i fear that theres nothing you can do now

hottest bitch of the south : FUCK OFF

hottest bitch of the south : YOU ARENT HELPONG IN THE SKIGHTEST

hottest bitch of the south : yknow what

hottest bitch of the south : if she wants to kill me im gonna make it difficult for her

hottest bitch of the south : sSHE HAS A FUCKFING GKNIFRE

hottest bitch of the south : FFUCK THSI WAHASS A AMISKYAKE

token straight : PASHAAHAAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKIFNG GODDD

hottest bitch of the south : SHSIT SHE JUSST FUCKINGFFH CCUT MY HAND

hottest bitch of the south : SOMEOEN HELP ME GODDMANIT

cutie patootie : I’ll go help!!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : INEED TO CONFRONT HER ABT MY WALLET TOO ILL GO WITH U ALI

bitch-hoe : I’m coming along just to watch Mi-nyeo get attacked.

hottest bitch of the south : UR JUSTS FUCKKFIJG GOINHG BECUSD AALI IS GOIUNG

hottest bitch of the south : GGET A LIFIGE YOUOU DAMAN WWHORE

token straight : you guys deal with that i guess ermm

hottest bitch of the south : KILL YOSUELRLS

token straight : PAAHAAHAHHAHA

Notes:

i hope this isnt out of character lawrd
i am truly tryinfg my besthere guys🙏

Chapter 3: gihun get that pickpocket under control

Summary:

skibidi

Notes:

mi-nyeo’s alive! hooray!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

MONDAY, 5:12PM

hottest bitch of the south : everything hurts fuck

bitch-hoe : Ha.

hottest bitch of the south : fuck you shithead

hottest bitch of the south : fuck you also @Kang Sae-byeok ….

hottest bitch of the south has changed Kang Sae-byeok’s name.

bitch-hoe : That was certainly a sight to see.

hottest bitch of the south : definitely was a sight. you guys arrived n saw me with mULTIPLE CUTS ON MY BODY.

hottest bitch of the south : SUFFERING IN PURE AGONY WHI LE SAEBYEOEK WAS STANDING OVE R ME, ABOUT TO DEAL THE FINISHING BLOW WITH HER FUCKING FPCOKET NKIFE

bitch-hoe : It was kind of funny.

hottest bitch of the south : EAT SHIT

hottest bitch of the south : man i was so lucky that ali knows how to treat injuries bc wtf!

attempted murderer : What, you can’t handle a few cuts?

attempted murderer : …What happened to my name.

hottest bitch of the south : dont change the subject and also those were NOT a few cuts

hottest bitch of the south : YOU STABBED ME IN MY SHOULDER

attempted murderer : Don’t go whining like a little bitch about it.

hottest bitch of the south : ?????WHINING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH???? YOU STABBED ME. IN MY DAMN SHOULDER

hottest bitch of the south : ITS A NORMAL REACTION TO GETTING STABBED YOU ASS

attempted murderer : Deal with it.

token straight : personally? i wouldnt take that

hottest bitch of the south : im gonna kill all of you some day except ali istfg

hottest bitch of the south : i feel a damn headache coming fucking god damn it all

cutie patootie : You should go rest, Mi-nyeo!! you’ll feel better that way, I’m sure!

hottest bitch of the south : yknow what??

hottest bitch of the south : ur right ali, these mfs r pissing me off

hottest bitch of the south : see you assholes LATER

attempted murderer : Finally, she’s gone.

bitch-hoe : Couldn’t have said it better myself.

token straight : LMAO

little short dick man : mi-nyeo did not do what i think she just did.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh shit i forgot you both uhhh knew each other..

attempted murderer : I knew a name here in the member list seemed familiar.

little short dick man : fuck you, you fucking twat

attempted murderer : Hey to you too, Deok-su.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i dont think this is gonna go well i fear

little short dick man : you fucking THINK?

attempted murderer : Of course I’m blessed with your presence the moment I try to start off fresh.

little short dick man : suddenly changing schools and cutting contact with everyone in the group was you “starting off fresh”???

attempted murderer : I wouldn’t want to be associated with a bunch of meatheads like you guys when changing schools, so yes.

little short dick man : you sound like a goody two-shoes sae-byeok, and i know that you know that you really arent.

attempted murderer : Why do you think I’m trying to start off fresh?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you stole my wallet before officially going attending the school

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : but hey, you gave it back!! so i have no grudges!

attempted murderer : You kept begging me to give it back so I practically had no choice.

attempted murderer : It was either keep the wallet and deal with you or have more blood on my hands.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : and you chose to gave it back!

attempted murderer : You’re just lucky I hadn’t gotten rid of it yet.

token straight : im terrified at how vague the “more blood on my hands” sounds uhh

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : say what you want, but i know you have a heart of gold!!

attempted murderer : Don’t make me change my mind, Seong Gi-hun.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yes ma’am

token straight : is no one really gonna question that???

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : question what?

token straight : ….nvm

token straight : off topic, but im surprised that you guys were able to stop her

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yeah kinda same, she looked rlly scary and determined going after mi-nyeo like that😅

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : though, knowing how good ali can keep his grip on people during hugs, you know damn well he can keep people locked in place as well!!!

cutie patootie : :D

token straight : damn good job ali

token straight : got me wishing i was there just to see that

cutie patootie : Thank you, Jung-bae!

attempted murderer : I didn’t appreciate being immobilized by a very tight embrace.

cutie patootie : I’m sorry, ma’am.. but it was necessary to stop you from attacking our friend!

cutie patootie : I apologize again. :(

attempted murderer : Whatever.

bitch-hoe : Don’t feel bad Ali, you were only doing what you could to help.

cutie patootie : Thank you, Sang-woo :)

attempted murderer : Oh. I see.

attempted murderer : I know what you are.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WBEHHWAUAAHWUHSIAUAHAHHASUAH

token straight : LMAO???😭😭😭

bitch-hoe : What is that supposed to mean?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH MY GOD i dont think ive ever laughed at any message that fast and that loud before holy shit

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i loved that way too much good lord

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : my chest hurts

attempted murderer : Glad to know I’m hilarious.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : damn right you are!!

attempted murderer : I wasn’t being serious.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : doesnt matter! 😄

token straight : btw pickpocket, ur name is kang sae-byeok right?

token straight : judging off of the name you had when u first joined the gc

attempted murderer : Oh wow, how could you have known?

token straight : dont give me that sass young lady

attempted murderer : I am not that young.

token straight : how old are you?

attempted murderer : I’m 19.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : UR BASICALLY A BABY

attempted murderer : Or you’re just old.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : 24 is not that old….

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : im just 5 years older……

attempted murderer : Whatever you say, old man.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ☹️

token straight : imagine

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : mf you are only younger than me by MONTHS, there is no difference 💔

token straight : still younger though lol

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : man

cutie patootie : By the way Ms. Sae-byeok, how were you able to get into Mi-nyeo’s dorm?

cutie patootie : I’d assume it’s not an easy thing to do!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : actually yeah

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : how did u break in?? theres no way she just dropped her key anywhere

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : …unless you pickpocketed her for her key while she wasnt looking…..

attempted murderer : ..You don’t have to call me Ms.

attempted murderer : Just Sae-byeok is fine.

cutie patootie : Oh! okay!

attempted murderer : But anyways, I don’t feel like telling you.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : aw man

little short dick man : she obviously picked the lock, fucking dumbass

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you dont know thta, she mightve gone through a window!!

little short dick man : mi-nyeo literally said that her dorm was unlocked, its literally so easy to guess

little short dick man : also how the fuck would she have gone through the window anyways?? mi-nyeo’s dorm is on the 4th floor

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you never know!!

attempted murderer : I’d hate to agree with the jackass here, but he’s right. I did pick the lock.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : daw…. i thought my guess of you going through the window couldve been the case…

attempted murderer : Well, you’re wrong.

attempted murderer : By the way Jung-bae, were you that one man I caught staring at me during class today.

attempted murderer : I remember seeing a name on the class lists and saw a name similar to yours.

token straight : how are you making these guesses that are completely on target

token straight : but yes that was me

token straight : i was staring at you because gi-hun described the girl who pickpocketed him the other day to us on here and thought you looked awfully similar to the description

attempted murderer : I see.

token straight : sorry if i seemed creepy or rude haha

attempted murder : It’s fine. I didn’t really care.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : guys

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : its gonna turn 6pm soon… i think im gonna go cook my dinner rq

token straight : actually yeah same

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : well then, see you later sae-byeok and jung-bae!!

token straight : cya bro🙏

attempted murderer : Ok.

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SEONG GI-HUN & PARK JUNG-BAE

MONDAY, 5:34PM

mr. throwing stone : damn shes really cold with others, huh?

mr. throwing stone : especially with you lmao

mr. squid game : oh she will come around eventually!

mr. squid game : itll just take some time, but i can wait 😄😄

mr. throwing stone : ig we’ll see how far ur patience can go lol

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

MONDAY, 7:38PM

cutie patootie : Hey everyone, I hope everyone ate dinner already!!

cutie patootie : I’ll be going to sleep early, so I’ll be wishing everyone an advanced good night :DD

bitch-hoe : Good night, Ali.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : GN MY ANGEL!!! SWEET DREAMSSS

token straight : good night buddy

cutie patootie : Goodnight everyone!!

hottest bitch of the south : see how the gay man replied before everyone els e,l

bitch-hoe : How about you go focus on your injuries, Mi-nyeo.

bitch-hoe : Mind your own business as well, for once.

hottest bitch of the south : nah this is funner r

hottest bitch of the south : but since it kindaa hurts to mov my han ds rn, ill be goingh to sleep as we,ll

hottest bitch of the south : goodnight sLUTS!😘🎀

attempted murderer : I can’t stand her.

bitch-hoe : Tell me about it.

token straight : LOL??

token straight : possibly some of the biggest haters ive ever seen

attempted murderer : I couldn’t care any less.

bitch-hoe : I have a feeling we’ll get along well enough.

attempted murderer : I hope we don’t.

bitch-hoe : Why is that?

attempted murderer : I don’t think I want to be involved in your situationship with a certain person here.

attempted murderer : But seeing that I’m stuck here until further notice, it would seem that there’s nothing I can do about not getting involved.

token straight : DAMN

bitch-hoe : Okay, I take it back.

bitch-hoe : We aren’t going to get along.

attempted murderer : Good. I’d prefer it that way.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : sae-byeok do you like girls?

token straight : THATS SUCH A PERSONAL QUESTION?? HAHAHAHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT?? IM JUST CURIOUS

attempted murderer : I am not answering that.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ok so u are into girls cool

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i support you!!

bitch-hoe : You support everyone, Gi-hun.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : doesnt hurt to say it outloud!

token straight : gi-hun is probably the most happy go lucky man ive ever seen wander this earth like seriously

bitch-hoe : He’s been like this ever since we were kids. Gi-hun’s ignorance reigns supreme in practically every situation.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : 😀

bitch-hoe : And I hate it.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ☹️

token straight : HAHAHAHA

token straight : i had like a mental image of gi-hun smiling widely then suddenly frowning and that was really funny to me

bitch-hoe : I can definitely see that with Gi-hun. He’s so expressive with his face, it’s almost scary.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : im taking that as a compliment

bitch-hoe : Wasn’t exactly intending it to, but sure.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : man, cant any of you other than ali actually be nice to me

bitch-hoe : No. You brought this upon yourself making this prison disguised as a groupchat.

attempted murderer : I’d rather take a knife to the throat.

token straight : HAHAAHAHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : man im going tosleep..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : and i think you guys should too, its gonna turn 8 soon🙏

token straight : oh yeah damn i didnt notice

bitch-hoe : I’m still researching stuff for an essay for tomorrow. But I’ll go rest soon.

attempted murderer : Still doing something. Even if I had nothing to do, you can’t make me sleep either way.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : well alright guys, just go to sleep soon!! wouldnt want some of my favorite peopel to feel tired tmrw!!!!

attempted murderer : We barely know each other?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : and?? doesnt matter 😄

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : all because were not close doesnt mean i shouldnt care!!

attempted murderer : …That’s stupid.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : call it what you want, but i call it being a good human being

bitch-hoe : Just go sleep already, Gi-hun. I’ll sleep soon.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you promise you wont sleep at 3am again?

bitch-hoe : …I can’t make that promise.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : cmon bro!! yknow that isnt good for your body

bitch-hoe : Fine, I promise. Just go already.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : say on skibidi

bitch-hoe : …What?

token straight : do you mean on god??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : no i meant what i said

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : idk what it means but ive heard kids say it

bitch-hoe : I don’t even think that’s a word.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : whatever sang-woo, just say on skibidi

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i wont leave until you do

bitch-hoe : Okay fine.

bitch-hoe : ..On skibidi.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : alrighty thenn

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : goodnight everyone :DDD

token straight : goodnight bro🙏

bitch-hoe : Goodnight Gi-hun.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : 🛌 honk shoooo mimimimir

attempted murderer : You seem really close with that guy. @bitch-hoe

bitch-hoe : Yeah. Childhood friends.

attempted murderer : Ah, figures.

token straight : sometimes i wonder how it wouldve been if you two hadnt been born in the same area

bitch-hoe : Honestly? I think would be dead right now. But we’re not getting into that.

token straight : 😦

token straight : id hope its by natural causes??

bitch-hoe : Your hopes are futile.

token straight : r u okay sang-woo??

bitch-hoe : Yes, don’t worry.

attempted murderer : The more I stay in this groupchat, the more I realize how accurate the name it has is.

attempted murderer : Except for the fact that Jung-bae has been relatively normal so far.

attempted murderer : I don’t even have to question Ali. Ali has completely proven to me that he indeed is just ‘Ali’.

token straight : i appreciate that HAHA

bitch-hoe : Yeah. Ali is practically the only person we all mutually are fond of.

attempted murderer : You are definitely more than fond of that man, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

bitch-hoe : Shut up.

token straight : crazy how the girl we’ve met less than 24 hours ago can see how obvious you are sang-woo😭

bitch-hoe : You can shut up too, Jung-bae.

attempted murderer : You probably giggle and kick your feet in the air at the briefest mention of Ali. There’s really no use in acting nonchalant, Sang-woo.

bitch-hoe : .

token straight : GIGGLE AND KICK YOUR FEET. OMG

bitch-hoe : For my own sanity and dignity, I’m not going to fight a young girl like you and leave.

attempted murderer : You’re just a pussy. A gay one at that.

token straight : 😭😭😭😭OMG

bitch-hoe : I’m leaving and continuing my research.

attempted murderer : I hope you miscalculate something and get a low grade.

token straight : CRAZY

bitch-hoe : Fuck off.

attempted murderer : If I’m stuck in here, I might as well make it hard for everyone here.

bitch-hoe : And you truly are making it hard. For me at least.

token straight : ur not really making it hard for me, this shit is hilarious

attempted murderer : What happened to going back to your research, smart guy?

token straight : sang-woo?

attempted murderer : And there he goes.

token straight : HAHAHA

token straight : that was pretty funny

token straight : although you should go do what you need to do and rest kid

token straight : wouldnt want you feeling bad after staying up late

attempted murderer : I was planning on sleeping soon enough. You should worry about yourself.

token straight : dang, lighten up a bit..

token straight : but i wont push you

token straight : just rest soon!

token straight : see you some time tomorrow, sae-byeok 👍

attempted murderer : Mhm.

Notes:

saebyeok and sangwoo r so wlw and mlm hostility HEHEHEHE
i feel like saebyeok got a bit out of character while talking to sangwoo at the end, so forgive me if she is gang🙏🙏🙏

Chapter 4: situations are situationing…

Summary:

lalalalalaa🗣️
lololololoo‼️

Notes:

hopingf i didnt mischaracterize everyone here🙏💔💔💔

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

TUESDAY, 5:06AM

cutie patootie : Good morning everyone :D

cutie patootie : I hope everyone had a good sleep last night!

bitch-hoe : Good morning Ali.

cutie patootie : Good morning Sang-woo! :))

attempted murderer : .

token straight : ahem

bitch-hoe : No.

token straight : ok HAHA

short little dick man : nice to see you having a good morning brat

short little dick man : heheh.

attempted murderer : Well not anymore. Considering the fact I just witnessed something gay this early in the damn morning and also the fact that you’re here.

short little dick man : oh so we causing problems this early?

attempted murderer : I didn’t cause any problems, you simply caused it by existing.

short little dick man : still got a smart fucking mouth, now do you?

attempted murderer : Wow, so insightful.

short little dick man : you little bitch

cutie patootie : Come on guys!

cutie patootie : Let’s not start any fights this early in the morning! :(

short little dick man : whatever, ive still got shit to do

attempted murderer : That’s surprising, knowing how lazy you are.

short little dick man : just fuck off , you little shit

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

TUESDAY, 7:04AM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I WWOKE UP LATE FUCK

bitch-hoe : Of course you did.

cutie patootie : You still have time to get ready, Gi!!

cutie patootie : I’m sure you can get to class in time!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THANK YOU ALI IM YRSHING EVERYTHRING RN

bitch-hoe : Make sure to bring everything, Gi-hun. I don’t wanna have to give you a pen if you somehow forget to bring your pencil case.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YEAHEYAG I WOWNT!!

bitch-hoe : You better not. Now hurry up.

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

TUESDAY, 8:49AM

hottest bitch of the south : imagine going in today muahah

attempted murderer : Imagine being so injured you can’t leave your dorm.

attempted murderer : Couldn’t be me.

hottest bitch of the south : BITCH???

bitch-hoe : At least we aren’t failing our classes, Mi-nyeo.

hottest bitch of the south : mf my grades are FINE, thank you

bitch-hoe : Have you ever said one truthful thing in here?

attempted murderer : I’d guess not.

hottest bitch of the south : i have and its that deoksu has a fucking MINISCULE PENIS

token straight : we didnt need to be reminded of ghat again…

attempted murderer : How do you know?

hottest bitch of the south : connect the dots girly

attempted murderer : Oh. I see the backstory of the nickname now.

short little dick man : FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY WHORE

hottest bitch of the south : 🤪

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : they kinda argue like a divorced couple LOLL

token straight : HLEP YEAH

short little dick man : KILL YOURSELVES

hottest bitch of the south : never!🎀

short little dick man : FUCK YOU

short little dick man : IM SICK OF YOU

hottest bitch of the south : then go ahead and focus on class lil dick-su smhh

short little dick man : KYSSS

attempted murderer : I’m getting sick of these notifications coming from you both.

attempted murderer : So do me a favor and quit talking.

short little dick man : shut up brat, stay out of this

attempted murderer : I would gladly stay out of it, but since I’m forced to be here against my own will, I have to endure all of your problems apparently.

hottest bitch of the south : i think girly has a problem

attempted murderer : Focus on those damn wounds of yours, Han Mi-nyeo.

hottest bitch of the south : WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT MY WOUNDS AS IF U DIDNT CAUSE THEM??

hottest bitch of the south : ??? YOU DID THIS TO ME??

attempted murderer : And I’ll do it again unless you shut up. So shut the fuck up.

hottest bitch of the south : yes maam

short little dick man : L

attempted murderer : I’ll get you next motherfucker, shut it.

short little dick man : whatever, i have better shit to attend to anyways

attempted murderer : It better not be going around with some other girl, Deok-su.

short little dick man : i hope you get stabbed by glass little bitch

attempted murderer : I hope you fall to your death.

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

TUESDAY, 11:36AM

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun do not.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LET ME SAY IT HERE PLEASE SANGWOOOOO

bitch-hoe : I am going to kill you Gi-hun.

token straight : what ahppened??😭

bitch-hoe : Nothing.

bitch-hoe : Nothing happened.

token straight : ???

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SANG-WOO AND I….

bitch-hoe : Do fucking not.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : …WERE WALKING TO THE CAFETERIA…..

bitch-hoe : Seong Gi-hun.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ….AND WE WENT PAST THIS GIRL……

bitch-hoe : SEONG. GI-HUN.

token straight : what even happened for sang-woo to be freaking out like this?? HAHA

hottest bitch of the south : idk abt you but i am completely hooked because of it

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ..AND THIS GIRL…..

hottest bitch of the south : saY IT ALREADY MF

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ….TRIPPED SANG-WOO BY KICKING HIM RIGHT ON HIS ANKLE AND RUNNING AWAY INTO THE CROWD OF PEOPLE IN THE HALL WITH US

hottest bitch of the south : whUAHWWAHAHAHSHSHAHAHSHUAHAHAGGSFSAHA

token straight : WHAT

hottest bitch of the south : HOLY SHIT WHWTA

hottest bitch of the south : OH MY GOD

hottest bitch of the south : I WISH I WAS THERE TO SEE THAT WHAT ETHF CUK??

bitch-hoe : .

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IM SORRY BRO I JUST COULDNT KEEP THIS TO MYSELF😭😭😭😭😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : tHAT WAS TOO FUCKFING FUNNY IM SORRY DUDE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THE WAY YOU LANDED ON YOUR ASS WAS DESPICABLE

hottest bitch of the south : HE FELL ON HIS ASS?? OH MY GODDDJAKAAKAOAJSJAJAHQHAHWAHA

token straight : ON HIS ASS😭😭

token straight : THATS CRAZY

hottest bitch of the south : GODDAMNIT I WISH I WASNT PHYSICALLY COMPROMISED RIGHT NOW SO I WOULDVE BEEN THERE TO SEE THAT OH GOOD LORD

hottest bitch of the south : I CANT BRWATHE

bitch-hoe : SO STOP BREATHING. WHORE.

hottest bitch of the south : OKAY MR. FELL ON HIS ASS BAHWAHAHAWHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAHG

hottest bitch of the south : I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT OH MY FUCK

hottest bitch of the south : MY CHEST HURTS 😭😭😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HER IMMEDIATELY SPRINTING AWAY WAS WHAT DID IT FOR ME

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I TURNED DOWN TO SANG-WOO TO HELP HIM UP AND I TURN OVER TO WHERE THE GIRL RAN

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : AND I SEE HER RUNNING AWAY IN THE DISTANCE BRIEFLY BEFORE FULLY DISAPPEARING IN THE CROWD

hottest bitch of the south : CARTOONY AHH GIRL HOLY SHIT😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : DUDE. I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SHE RAN HER ASS OUT SO FAST IT WAS SO COMICALL😭😭😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : THATS INSANE HOLY SHIT

hottest bitch of the south : I CANT BELIEVE I WASNT THERE TO SEE THAT, IM SO UPSET

hottest bitch of the south : I PRAY TO GOD THAT A SECURITY CAMERA CAUGHT THAT

little short dick man : my phone is buzzing like crazy

little short dick man : tf is going on

hottest bitch of the south : SCROLL UP DUMBASS

token straight : IM DYING STOP

hottest bitch of the south : IM ALREADY DEAD BRO HAHHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHA

little short dick man : allat happened??

little short dick man : damn tf😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

bitch-hoe : I am going to end up on the damn news.

bitch-hoe : For killing all four of you and it will be all your own faults.

token straight : WHAT DID I DO??

bitch-hoe : Be a witness.

token straight : BRO

little short dick man : yeah try and kill me four eyes

bitch-hoe : Watch me actually do it, Deok-su.

cutie patootie : What happened?

bitch-hoe : Oh no.

hottest bitch of the south : ALI

hottest bitch of the south : ALIALIALIALIALIALIALIALIALIALIALIALI

bitch-hoe : Ali no.

cutie patootie : What?

hottest bitch of the south : SCROLL UP

hottest bitch of the south : SCROLL UP RIGHT NOW

hottest bitch of the south : BACK READ

bitch-hoe : Ali don’t listen.

bitch-hoe : Do not listen her.

hottest bitch of the south : NO LISTEN PLEASE

hottest bitch of the south : I BEG OF YOU ALI, BACK READ

cutie patootie : Oh, uhm!

cutie patootie : Okay? I’ll be right back!

hottest bitch of the south : YES HUAAAHAAUAUHAHAHAAH

bitch-hoe : This is one of the worst days of my life.

hottest bitch of the south : genuinely some of the biggest Ls ive ever seen be handed to you oh my god

hottest bitch of the south : its so fucking funny too

bitch-hoe : This is why Sae-byeok attacked you.

hottest bitch of the south : ermm!! i didnt order a whining baby!

bitch-hoe : Die.

hottest bitch of the south : the only way ill accept dying is if im able to take someone down with me

hottest bitch of the south : cause no way in hell am i dying alone mf

hottest bitch of the south : actually id take deok-su with me

short little dick man : shut the fuck up, as if you would kill me in any way

short little dick man : ur so obsessed with me its insane

hottest bitch of the south : as if LMAO

short little dick man : you were all over me, practically begging me to date you at first, desperate slut

hottest bitch of the south : nanana booboo🗣️🗣️

token straight : LMAO??

short little dick man : what the fuck is that even supposed to mean you dumb bitch

cutie patootie : Oh no! I just finished backreading!

cutie patootie : Sang-woo, are you okay? Is your head injured?

bitch-hoe : …I’m fine, Ali. Don’t worry.

hottest bitch of the south : bet your ass isn’t HAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH

bitch-hoe : You are insufferable.

hottest bitch of the south : proud of it💋

cutie patootie : I hope you went to the nurse! :(

bitch-hoe : I did, I’m alright Ali. Truly.

bitch-hoe : Don’t worry.

cutie patootie : If you say so, Sang-woo! :)

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : im beginning to wonder who that girl was LMAOO

hottest bitch of the south : the coolest girl EVER

hottest bitch of the south : thats who

bitch-hoe : I’m at my limit.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : lighten up sang-woo! its not that serious

bitch-hoe : Well, you aren’t the one who was tripped in front of a crowd of people Gi-hun.

bitch-hoe : You do not have a say in this.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i keep giggling looking back on it

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : looked like something straight out of a cartoon😭🙏🙏

hottest bitch of the south : stop ur making me regret not going today 10000x more now

token straight : you couldnt have gone anyway?? ur healing from getting stabbed at😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : if i could see the future i wouldve just thugged my injuries out the whole day just to see it happen in real time

hottest bitch of the south : wouldnt regret a single SECOND i tell you

token straight : you r one of the pettiest people ive ever knownHAHAHA

hottest bitch of the south : I GENUINELY DGAF!! I BET SEEING CHO SANG-WOO FALL ON HIS ASS IS AS PRICELESS AS IT SOUNDS

bitch-hoe : I will poison your next drink.

hottest bitch of the south : mr man child over here🙏🙏🙏

bitch-hoe : Kill yourself.

token straight : HAHAHAHAGAHGA

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

TUESDAY, 2:29PM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i genuinely dont know how to explain what i saw this time

token straight : what happened now gi-hun??

hottest bitch of the south : did sang-woo fall on his ass again

hottest bitch of the south : please tell me he did

bitch-hoe : Grow up.

hottest bitch of the south : hell no??LMAOOO

bitch-hoe : You are genuinely so annoying.

hottest bitch of the south : 🎀

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun, say whatever you wanna say before I do something to Mi-nyeo that involves physical assault.

token straight : it is so messy here its actually crazy

token straight : drama every second LMAO

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okay so like

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : first, pray that deok-su doesnt kill me for saying this uhhh

short little dick man : what

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okay wait someone please

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : someone promise to protect me after i say this

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : bc im afraid of what will become of me after i do

token straight : against deok-su?? im sorry bro but no can do

bitch-hoe : I’m not dealing with him.

hottest bitch of the south : id love to watch what the hell is gonna happen

attempted murderer : No.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : well now i wont say anything

hottest bitch of the south : well fuck you

hottest bitch of the south : you have me curious now you bastard

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : well too bad, i wont be saying anything until someone promises theyll protect me🙏🙏

hottest bitch of the south : ffs

cutie patootie : I’ll protect you Gi!! :)

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH MY GOD ALI

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YOU TRULY ARE MY ANGELL!!

cutie patootie : :DD

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OKOK NOW THAT I HAVE ALI TO PROTECT ME

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ILL CONTINUE UHHH

short little dick man : what the fuck are you even on about

attempted murderer : Shut the fuck up Deok-su, I’ve gotten curious.

short little dick man : mf??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okay so like…..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i was walking in the hallway after going to the bathroom and uhhhhhhjj

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : tell me why…. i saw deok-su pinning that one guy with the circle glasses in the hallway, glaring at each other with way too much sexual tension in the air???

short little dick man : .

attempted murderer : ….Circle glasses?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yeah

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ive seen him around b4 but havent rlly talked to him bc he didnt seem interested in talking to anyone

attempted murderer : .

attempted murderer : Deok-su….. and Byeong-gi?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : is byeong-gi the guy with the circle glassess his name??

attempted murderer : Yes, that’s his name.

attempted murderer : And I don’t think I want to know or think about why Deok-su and him were staring at each other that way as you described.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ok wait now im curious as to why you know him

attempted murderer : We share a class or two.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ohhh i see!!

short little dick man : i fuckin KNEW i saw someone at the corner of my damn eyes

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WAIT PLEASE DONT KILL ME

short little dick man : PRAY I DONT FIND YOU IN HALLS MF

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : MY ANGEL PLEAAASE PROTECT ME☹️☹️☹️☹️

cutie patootie : Of course Gi-hun! I won’t let him hurt you, don’t worry :)

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I APPRECIATE U SO MUCH ALII😭😭😭😭

bitch-hoe : I’m genuinely at a loss for words. Deok-su is gay?

short little dick man : I LIKE WOMEN TOO FUCK FACE

token straight : wait so your bisexual??

bitch-hoe : You’re*

token straight : ok bro

bitch-hoe : You’re welcome.

hottest bitch of the south : grammar mc grammarton over here🙏

bitch-hoe : Get original.

short little dick man : ..what does bisexual mean again exactly

hottest bitch of the south : bro doesnt know what bisexual means??😭

short little dick man : well sue me for not giving a flying fuck about sexualities or labels you damn whore

cutie patootie : It’s when you are romantically interested in the female and male gender at the same time!!

cutie patootie : Me, Gi-hun and Mi-nyeo are bisexuals as well! :D

short little dick man : well i guess that explanation doesnt sound too off for me

short little dick man : but mi-nyeo?? shes into girls?

hottest bitch of the south : and boys

hottest bitch of the south : did you NOT read the part about liking both genders dumbass?? smh

short little dick man : fuck off

short little dick man : obviously you like boys too

short little dick man : pick me ahh

hottest bitch of the south : i can handle being called a whore but do NOT call me a pick me

hottest bitch of the south : felt a shiver crawl down my spine

short little dick man : aw what? did i strike a nerve with you?

hottest bitch of the south : eat shit dickwad

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me : WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO CHANGE OTHERS NAMES

pick me : OH FUCK OFF

pick me has changed their own name.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me has changed their own name.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me has changed their own name.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me has changed their own name.

hottest bitch of the south : STOP IT YOU FUCKING FUCK

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

short little dick man : i dont think i will

pick me has changed their own name.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me has changed their own name.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me : FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

short little dick man : you first BITCH

pick me has changed their own name.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me has changed their own name.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me has changed their own name.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me has changed their own name.

bitch-hoe : Oh for the love of god.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me has changed their own name.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

cutie patootie : ..For how long is this going to go on for?

pick me has changed their own name.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me has changed their own name.

bitch-hoe : I don’t know, Ali. It could go on forever.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

token straight : OH MY FUCKING GOD??

pick me has changed their own name.

attempted murderer : For fuck’s sake.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me has changed their own name.

short little dick man has changed hottest bitch of the south’s name.

pick me has changed their own name.

attempted murderer has timed out the users ‘hottest bitch of the south’ and ‘short little dick man’ for 1 hour.

cutie patootie : Oh!

token straight : oh what the hell

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT

bitch-hoe : ..We could’ve done that this whole damn time?

attempted murderer : You didn’t know?

bitch-hoe : I’m not always messaging people so no, I didn’t know.

bitch-hoe : If I had known, I would’ve done it to Gi-hun before he told you all about me falling over.

attempted murderer : I don’t text people at all, so that doesn’t excuse you at all for not knowing.

bitch-hoe : What exactly are you trying to say here.

attempted murderer : I’m calling you close-minded. But I might as well call you slow while I’m at it.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh boy

token straight : mi-nyeo and deok-su part 2

token straight : sae-byeok and sang-woo version….

bitch-hoe : You are truly a pest.

attempted murderer : I humbly urge you…

attempted murderer : To deal with it.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong has timed out the users ‘bitch-hoe’ and ‘attempted murderer’ for 30 minutes.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : holy shit i found out how to do it

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HURRAH‼️‼️

token straight : congratulations 🙏

cutie patootie : Great job Gi-hun!! :D

cutie patootie : I think you timing the both of them out was a good idea… that argument seemed to be quickly heating up.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yeah…. i wouldnt wanna watch my some of my favorite people fight to the death!!

cutie patootie : Alright then, I’ll be focusing back on class now everyone!

cutie patootie : Goodbye now!! :)))

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BYE BYE MY ANGELL

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ILL BE GOING AHEAD NOW TOOO

token straight : yeah same i nearly got caught on my phone twice….

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : alrighty then!! BYE JUNG-BAEEE

token straight : cya later gi🙏

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

TUESDAY, 4:09PM

hottest bitch of the south : u guys are some fake ass bitches fo muting me

bitch-hoe : It was honestly necessary. Wouldn’t want our phones buzzing endlessly for the remainder of our classes.

hottest bitch of the south : stfu bitch u cannot be talking…

hottest bitch of the south : you were also muted

bitch-hoe : Doesn’t matter.

hottest bitch of the south : fym it doesnt matter?? ur in the same boat as me😭🙏🙏

bitch-hoe : And I’d let the boat sink if it meant freeing me from the shackles of your nuisance.

hottest bitch of the south : damn okay bitch

hottest bitch of the south : fuck you too🖕

token straight : literally never a dull moment in this gc with sang-woo and mi-nyeo battling to the death all the time LMAOAOA

bitch-hoe : Glad to be entertaining.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i could smell the sarcasm from that message😭😭

token straight : dude wdym u can smell it😦😦😦😦

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i meant what i said

bitch-hoe : You need to stop saying things like this with zero regret, Gi-hun.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : that wouldnt be fun though☹️

bitch-hoe : How am I even friends with you.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : because im such a GREAT AND AWESOME FRIEND🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️‼️

bitch-hoe : Sure.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : love you bro

token straight : LMAO

Notes:

i wonder who the girl that tripped sangwoo was….

Chapter 5: mission befriend random girl failed

Summary:

why is she always kicking people💔

Notes:

HI GUYS IM SORRY FOR THE RANDOM LACK OF CHAPTERS BEING UPLOADED, I KIIIINDA HAD NO IDEAS WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT FOR AWHILE OR HOW TO WRITE THEM INTO MEETING JIYEONG BUT I HAVE A CLEAR VISION FOR WHAT I WANT TO HAPPEN NOW!!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

WEDNESDAY, 5:14AM

cutie patootie : Good morning everyone!!

bitch-hoe : Good morning, Ali.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : MORNING ANGEL!! :DDD

cutie patootie : I hope you all had a good time waking up, see you all in class! :))

bitch-hoe : See you there, Ali.

hottest bitch of the south : it is way too early for you guys to be so queerful

token straight : queerful?? 😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : yes queerful

bitch-hoe : That’s not even a word.

hottest bitch of the south : well im making it a word mf

bitch-hoe : Whatever.

cutie patootie : I can’t quite understand what you mean, Mi-nyeo?

cutie patootie : What are you calling “queerful”??

bitch-hoe : …Don’t think too much about it, Ali.

hottest bitch of the south : cant stand the gays

bitch-hoe : Quiet.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okay wait off topic, but r u feeling any better mi-nyeo???

hottest bitch of the south : well atleast someone cares about my well being….

attempted murderer : Surprising.

hottest bitch of the south : shut up you bitch🖕

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : GOOD MORNIRBG SAEBYEOK!!!! 😄😄😄😄

cutie patootie : Oh!! good morning, Sae-byeok!

attempted murderer : ..Morning.

hottest bitch of the south : ok we r NOT moving away from gihuns question for me because i wanna feel important goddamnit

token straight : LMAOO

hottest bitch of the south : i do feel better than before but im still not going in today either

cutie patootie : And why is that?

cutie patootie : If you don’t mind me asking, that is!!

hottest bitch of the south : i just dont feel like it 🎀

cutie patootie : Oh, well.. take as long as you’d like and get better soon Mi-nyeo! :D

hottest bitch of the south : thank you ali 🙏🙏

attempted murderer : I would prefer it if you don’t come back.

bitch-hoe : Agreed.

little short dick man : real

hottest bitch of the south : well fuck you guys

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

WEDNESDAY, 9:48AM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i think the girl that tripped sang-woo is in my class rn….

token straight : lol actually??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yeah

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : she looks like the girl who did at least…

hottest bitch of the south : is she hot

bitch-hoe : Why is that always your question about a person whenever they were the one who assaulted me.

hottest bitch of the south : because anyone who does is immediately hot

bitch-hoe : Grow up.

hottest bitch of the south : cry about it😘

hottest bitch of the south : anyways whats the girl doing gi-hun

hottest bitch of the south : im feeling nosey

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i dont think shes paying attention to class..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i think shes playing with a string or soemthing

hottest bitch of the south : playing with a string??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yeah i think

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i cant really tell from this angle..

hottest bitch of the south : well she sounds like a strange one for sure

token straight : why did you say it like that??😭

hottest bitch of the south : what

hottest bitch of the south : you have a problem buddy🤨

token straight : no i was just asking because never in my life have i ever seen you say something so sophisticated sounding

token straight : like since when do you say “she sounds like a strange one”???💀💀💀💀

token straight : what are you, a mad scientist??

hottest bitch of the south : how abt you let me chat how i want biggie 🙏🙏🙏

token straight : OKAY ASSHOLE..

token straight : STOP COMING AFTER MY WEIGHT

bitch-hoe : She’s already one of the two.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : a scientist???

token straight : LMAO???? A SCIENTIST

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun. Please shut up.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : man☹️

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : alright off topic but she looks a bit younger than sae-byeok now that i get to see her better

hottest bitch of the south : oh uh

hottest bitch of the south : well then count me outta that 💔

bitch-hoe : You are repulsive.

token straight : HAHAHAH

hottest bitch of the south : oh grow a pair already sang-woo 😭🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : do u guys think i should talk to her?? she seems friendly enough 😄

hottest bitch of the south : YES PLEASE

hottest bitch of the south : I NEED HER IN THE GC

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun, she kicked me on my ankle and made me fall over if you’ve forgotten already.

hottest bitch of the south : ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE DID THAT🙏🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : like i said before with sae-byeok, sang-woo….

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : dont judge a book by its cover!!!

bitch-hoe : Please, don’t do this.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I NEED MORE FRIENDS‼️‼️‼️

bitch-hoe : Oh my god, I need to die.

hottest bitch of the south : HAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

hottest bitch of the south : sucks to fuckingd SUCK, SANG-WOO🙏🙏🙏🙏

bitch-hoe : FUCK OFF, GODDAMNIT

hottest bitch of the south : LMAAOOAOAOOAA

token straight : SANG-WOO CRASHING OUT 2024?? REAL NOT FAKE

bitch-hoe : I CANNOT STAND YOU ALL

attempted murderer : You people genuinely can’t be older than me.

attempted murderer : The future is doomed.

hottest bitch of the south : aint that the truth sister

attempted murderer : You are the reason that global warming exists.

hottest bitch of the south : my name speaks for itself as to why it doess😘😘😘

attempted murderer : No one will ever find your body.

token straight : damn😭😭

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

WEDNESDAY, 10:12AM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : can someone tell me why she kicked me right on my kneecap and immediately ran before i could ask her number

hottest bitch of the south : LMAO??? WHAT

token straight : ..what

hottest bitch of the south : WHY IS SHE ALWAYS KICKING PEOPLE

hottest bitch of the south : I LOVE HER

token straight : why does shit like this always happen with you gi-hun

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i dont even know man ☹️☹️

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : all i did was say hey

bitch-hoe : Does that still seem friendly enough to you?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : well i probably scared her off somehow.. my bad!!

token straight : maybe ur face scared her off lol

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh shut up jung-bae i am very handsome!!😔

token straight : good luck finding someone who agrees🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : whatever.. i just hope i can find her again and apologize!!

hottest bitch of the south : i feel like when she wants to avoid someone she would become one with the shadows or something

token straight : HAHAHAH

token straight : she just dissipates at the sight of a person trying to speak to her

hottest bitch of the south : YEAH LMAOOO

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : r you guys implying that she doesnt like me☹️☹️☹️

token straight : i mean she kicked you didnt she

bitch-hoe : Exactly.

bitch-hoe : That should be enough reason as to why you shouldn’t try to engage in any kind of relationship with her, Gi-hun.

hottest bitch of the south : do yall hear smth??

hottest bitch of the south : all im hearing is nuhnuhnuhnuh yap yap yap

bitch-hoe : I am going to fucking KILL YOU

token straight : BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

token straight : sang-woos actually losing it

cutie patootie : Try to calm down, Sang-woo!! try to think of something pleasant :))

bitch-hoe : …Okay, Ali.

cutie patootie : Did it work?

bitch-hoe : ..Yes it did, Ali. It helped me calm down a bit.

cutie patootie : That’s good!! <3

hottest bitch of the south : i know what u thought about sangwoo.

bitch-hoe : Do not.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : mmmmm i cant find her anywheree

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i think ill try to find her some other point in th e day, maybe shes just not in the talking mood rn…

token straight : me when im in a being persistent, unrelenting and ignorant competition and my opponent is gi-hun

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : now thats something i know ill win!!!

attempted murderer : Naturally.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : 😄😄😄

hottest bitch of the south : gihun did u ever tell us what the girl looked like?? im trying to rememebr if you did

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh wait

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ACTUALLY I DONT THINK I DID

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : she has short brown hair and i thiiink she also had a nose piercing

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : she looked like a sweet girl though !!!

bitch-hoe : She kicked both me and you, Gi-hun.

bitch-hoe : Are you kidding me.

hottest bitch of the south : skill issue

token straight : i can feel sang-woos tiredness from the screen 😭😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : idk what her reasoning could be for tripping you, but i probably spooked her when she tripped me!!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i did kind of come up behind her n stuff

bitch-hoe : Why do I even bother at this point.

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

WEDNESDAY, 11:37PM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : GIRL SPOTTED

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong has sent an image

[ A slightly blurred image of a girl with short brown hair and a nose piercing sat from afar at a green cafeteria table, eating her food out of a tray with no one sitting beside her. ]

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : she looks so lonely ☹️

bitch-hoe : Leave her be Gi-hun, for the love of god.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I WANNA APOLOGIZE TO HER 💔💔

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun she probably kicked you for no reason and not for startling her.

bitch-hoe : If anything, she’s going to kick you again, for fuck’s sake.

bitch-hoe : Cease.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ykw i do have a feeling she will kick me again but like

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you never know!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : myabe i did scare her☹️☹️💔

bitch-hoe : .

hottest bitch of the south : take the risk

hottest bitch of the south : ill pay you i swear on my mama

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : on ur mama?

hottest bitch of the south : yes on my mama

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : mmdeal

hottest bitch of the south : YES

bitch-hoe : Why do I even try.

token straight : consented immediately after money is involed💀💀💀

hottest bitch of the south : his reaction is so valid tho

hottest bitch of the south : like who doesnt want a little extra won🙏🙏🙏

token straight : okay true

bitch-hoe : Of course you’d say something like that, Mi-nyeo.

hottest bitch of the south : whats that supposed to mean, buddy

bitch-hoe : You’re a whore. You know what I mean.

hottest bitch of the south : OKAY MF DAMN….

hottest bitch of the south : i mean its true but like okay asshole??

cutie patootie : Good luck, Gi-hun!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THANK YOU ALI!!!

hottest bitch of the south : take a video i wanna see what happens

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okay sure wait

token straight : i can already see myself losing my shit over watching the recording HAHAHA

hottest bitch of the south : this is gonna be SO GOOD

bitch-hoe : I am not dealing with this anymore. I’m leaving.

hottest bitch of the south : ur loss nerd🎀

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT THE FYUCK

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong has sent a video

[ The video starts off with the camera facing the smooth, slightly dirtied tiles of the cafeteria with Gi-hun’s white shoes popping out from the bottom of the screen, signifying that the man was walking.

Suddenly, the camera jolted upwards to face something green, which was presumably one of the cafeteria’s tables. “Hey, miss?” Gi-hun’s voice was heard, seemingly coming from behind the camera. From the corner of the video, a part of a tray could be seen alongside a hand, that was hovering over the mentioned tray. “It’s Gi-hun from class earlier. I hope I didn’t scare you!”

“I hope you don’t mind bu-“ Gi-hun was then cut off by his own yelp of pain as the camera suddenly tipped backwards and spun around, blurring the footage before it proceeded to land on the floor, facing the white ceiling.

From this angle, a part of Gi-hun can be seen on the side of the screen, looking down at his hand and rubbing it as if it was slapped with a frown on his face.

A figure could be seen fleeing the scene in the opposite corner of Gi-hun as the man looked back upwards in the figure’s direction. “Wuh- hey!” Gi-hun called for the figure but it seemed that they didn’t return.

Gi-hun stood in his place, absolutely dumbfounded at the interaction before eventually moving to grab his phone off of the floor, the recording quickly shifting from facing Gi-hun’s baffled expression and back onto the floor. “What the hell just happe-“

And with that, the video cuts off. ]

hottest bitch of the south : OH MY FUCKING

hottest bitch of the south : GAWDHEOAAHAAHAHWHAAHAHHAAAAAAHAGHA

token straight : ???

token straight : WHAT THE HELL????

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I HAD THE SAME REACTION BRO

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I APPROACHED HER PROPERLY THIS TIME WHAT DID I DO💔💔💔☹️☹️

token straight : WHAT DID SHE DO FOR THE CAMERA TO SPAZZ OUT LIKE THTA?? HAHAHAHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SHE SLAPPED IT AGRESSIVELY OUT OF MY HAND AND SKEDADDLED 😭😭😭

token straight : BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

hottest bitch of the south : I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES MY CHILD NOW IDGAF

bitch-hoe : I told you to leave her be, Gi-hun.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WELL SUE ME FOR BEING SEEING THE BEST IN PEOPLE SANGWOO☹️☹️

hottest bitch of the south : i thought you were leaving mr prodigy??

bitch-hoe : I hope you know that I don’t care about what you say, Mi-nyeo. So just be quiet.

hottest bitch of the south : hoe?? shut yo goofy ass up💔💔

hottest bitch of the south : i hope my child trips you again

bitch-hoe : She isn’t your child, you haven’t even met her.

hottest bitch of the south : that wont stop me from claiming her as my child buddy

hottest bitch of the south : now silence

bitch-hoe : Unbelievable.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IS SHE REALLY THAT SCARED OF ME…

token straight : she probably just

token straight : doesnt like you gi😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BUT… I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING☹️☹️☹️☹️

bitch-hoe : Some people like being alone, Gi-hun.

bitch-hoe : And it seems to me that she’s one of those people.

bitch-hoe : So please just stop trying to befriend her.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : man…..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okay💔

bitch-hoe : Thank you for actually listening.

hottest bitch of the south : UR A PUSSY GI-HUN!!!!

hottest bitch of the south : I’ll find her and friend her myself then

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : UR STILL GONNA PAY ME MINYEO DONT FORGET

hottest bitch of the south : yeah yeah whatever ill do it tmrw

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you better

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : times are tough out here💔💔

Notes:

i swear on everyones soul ji-yeong will be in the gc next chapter

Chapter 6: deoksu is a gay ass mf

Summary:

hiii guys uhhh
ik its been a long while since i last updated but AT LEAST IM HERE NOW🙏🙏
i highkey lost motivation to keep writing for this as the hype for squid game 2 died down but since season 3 came out and im looking for anti depressants, i will be writing for this fic once again 🎉🎉
sadly, this time the updates might be slower than before bc iirc, back when this fic was originally uploaded, after 2 or 3 days i would release a new chapter lol but since 11th grade is nearing for me (july 21….) it will unfortunately tamper with my writing time… but dw i wont be giving this fic up this easily this time, because i yearn to add junho, the salesman, inho and everybody else in here BADLY
(also i uploaded this chapter at 3am because i love you guys)

Notes:

EAT UP CHAT

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

WEDNESDAY, 1:37PM

attempted murderer : Deok-su, what the hell was that.

little short dick man : keep. your mouth. fucking shut.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : wgat

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : whats goingf on

little short dick man : sae-byeok, i will kill you.

attempted murderer : I highly doubt that.

attempted murderer : Go ahead and try though.

token straight : 😭???

hottest bitch of the south : sae-byeok what ever it is ur gonna say say it

hottest bitch of the south : i want deok-su to get pissed off more

little short dick man : shut ur whore ass up mi-hoe

hottest bitch of the south : lalalala🗣️🗣️

bitch-hoe : How do I mute this damn groupchat.

bitch-hoe : I’m sick of this.

hottest bitch of the south : hell naw ur stuck with us bitch-hoe🎀

bitch-hoe : Please cease to exist.

attempted murderer : @the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong Remember that man with circular glasses you saw with Deok-su before.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HI SAEBYEOK

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YES I DO WHADDABOUTHIM

attempted murderer : .

token straight : why is bro so excited😭😭😭

attempted murderer : ..Well, I was walking to class after lunch.

little short dick man : saebyeok you are a mistake on this earth shut the fuck up right now

attempted murderer : And on the way there.

little short dick man : im going to actually murder you saebyeok shut the hell up

attempted murderer : I saw Deok-su and Byeong-gi walk past each other.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OOH??

hottest bitch of the south : im so hooked please continue

attempted murderer : Be patient.

little short dick man : FUCK YOU GUYS.

attempted murderer : And when Byeong-gi walked past Deok-su, Deok-su looked him up and down.

attempted murderer : Actually barely even looked up and down, his eyes just landed on his ass almost automatically.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ERM?

hottest bitch of the south : BOY BAAHAHHAHWHAHAHAAH😭😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : GOT FUCKING CAUGHT LACKCINGGG💔💔💔💔🙏🙏

little short dick man : KILL YOURSELVES ALL OF YOU

token straight : WHAT DID I DO????😭😭

little short dick man : EXIST MOTHERFUCKER

hottest bitch of the south : IMAGINE GETTING CAUGHT CHECKING SOMEONE OUT😭😭🙏🙏🙏

little short dick man : STICK YOUR SLUT NOSE INTO SOMEONE ELSES BUSINESS

hottest bitch of the south : NAW ID RATHER PISS YOU OFF MORE HAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAAA

attempted murderer : Seriously though, were you even trying?

attempted murderer : I could’ve been able see to it even if I were 10 feet away from you both.

little short dick man : KYS KYS KYS

attempted murderer : In your dreams.

hottest bitch of the south : IM DYING WMANAHWHAHAHEHAHAHAA

bitch-hoe : I think I need my eyes bleached.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong has sent an image

[ It was a photo of Gi-hun with his jaw dropped as wide as his eyes. It looked almost too cartoonish to be an actual photo of a real person. ]

bitch-hoe : What the hell.

little short dick man : the fuck

token straight : IGOT JUMPSCARED

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun. Genuinely, what the hell.

token straight : WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : im baffled and im expressing it

token straight : HAHAHSHAAHAHA

hottest bitch of the south : bro you cannot be real you look terrifying 😭😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I DONT LOOK THAT BAD CMON☹️☹️

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : GOD FORBID A MAN BE EXPRESSIVE WITH HIS FACE

hottest bitch of the south : STRAIGHT OUT OF A CARTOON😭😭😭🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LEAVE MEMALONE🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️

token straight : “have you seen this man in your dreams?” looking ahh

token straight : BHWHAHAHAHAHAHA

hottest bitch of the south : OH MY GDODHAHHASHAHAHAHAHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : MAN 😭😭

token straight : SORRY BRO I COULDNT HELP MYSELF AHAHSHSHHAHAHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : all of you guys are so MEAN TO ME🙁🙁

bitch-hoe : You’re the one setting yourself up to get bullied.

bitch-hoe : What did you even expect when you posted that photo of yourself?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IDONT KNOW BRO IM JUST BEING MYSELF….☹️

cutie patootie : I’m sorry you feel this way, Gi :(

cutie patootie : Maybe we can stop by a store and grab a snack if that would make you feel better?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : omg

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ali i love you YES i would be HONORED

bitch-hoe : Have fun.

hottest bitch of the south : i can smell jealousy

bitch-hoe : I am not jealous, what are you even talking about.

cutie patootie : Sang-woo, you can come too if you’d like!!

cutie patootie : Assuming you aren’t busy that is.. if you are, I understand :)

bitch-hoe : I don’t have anything important to do. I can come along.

cutie patootie : Oh! yay!! :DD

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YAAYYYYY HANGOUT WITH SANGWOO AND ALI🤩🤩🤩🤩🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

hottest bitch of the south : LMAOO gi-hun ur just gonna be a third wheel dont you realize

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : eh i dont really care 😁

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : as long as my best childhood friend and my angel ali are having fun, im having fun too!!!!

hottest bitch of the south : oh my god

hottest bitch of the south : unaware bastard im gonna kill you

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : what

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT DID I DO WRONG THIS TIME😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : BE SO JOYOUS

hottest bitch of the south : ITS PISSINGME OFF

cutie patootie : Wdym by third wheel, Mi-nyeo? it’s just a hangout between three of us!

cutie patootie : If you’d like, you can come too if you feel well enough!!

hottest bitch of the south : as much as id be delighted to crash sangwoos day, im honestly too lazy to get out of bed

hottest bitch of the south : i think ill also die of boredom watching both of you flirt

bitch-hoe : I hope you do die.

token straight : HABWHAHAAHAHA

hottest bitch of the south : kill me yourself pussy

bitch-hoe : Do not test me.

bitch-hoe : I will try to kill you again.

hottest bitch of the south : ooooh but youve gotta go on this date with your situationship instead of killing me…. how tragic🎀

bitch-hoe : I’ll succeed next time, I promise you.

cutie patootie : Oh!

cutie patootie : Okay! well, get well soon Mi-nyeo :))

hottest bitch of the south : thank you ali🫶

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : @token straight you wanna come?

token straight : an assignment has been calling my name for the past week and its due like tomorrow so sadly, i cant come

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : daw man….

cutie patootie : Awh, well that’s too bad.. but doing schoolwork is also important!

cutie patootie : I hope you finish your work swiftly, Jung-bae!

cutie patootie : Good luck on it!! :DD

token straight : thanks ali 🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : @attempted murderer how about you sae-byeok, do u wanna join??

attempted murderer : Busy. Also can’t be bothered.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : aw shucks

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : some other time then!!

attempted murderer : Uh huh.

cutie patootie : Well, see you both after classes!! :DD

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : CANT WAITTT🤩🤩🙏🙏🙏

bitch-hoe : See you then.

hottest bitch of the south : notice how he didnt say both

hottest bitch of the south : filthy homo

bitch-hoe : Shut the hell up.

token straight : ur literally a part of the lgbtq+ too minyeo😭

hottest bitch of the south : we already had this convo

hottest bitch of the south : being bisexual does NAWT stop me from hating the gays

bitch-hoe : The topic is already done, move on.

hottest bitch of the south : silence…

hottest bitch of the south : itll end when i want it to end

hottest bitch of the south : uh

hottest bitch of the south : are yall

hottest bitch of the south : WOW YOU GUYS REALLY DONE LEFT ME HERE

attempted murderer : Shut the fuck up, genuinely.

attempted murderer : I can’t stand getting a notification on my phone and see that it’s just you.

hottest bitch of the south : well FUCK YOU too

hottest bitch of the south : i need new friends smh

attempted murderer : I am not your friend.

hottest bitch of the south : girl lighten up a little damn😭

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

WEDNESDAY, 4:38PM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong has sent 2 images

[ The first photo contained both Sang-woo and Ali sitting next to each other from across a wooden rectangular table, both sitting on a wooden bench.

Ali was seen eating a burger that already had a few bite marks into it, his cheeks appearing full as his head was turned to the man beside him. His eyes were closed with a bright smile on his face as the dark skinned man’s cheeks were slightly flushed.

Sang-woo on the other hand, had a neutral expression plastered on his face as one of his arms were seen resting on the table whilst he gripped a cup of coffee. Despite the man’s serious look, the barely noticeable tinge of red on his face gave away his inner turmoil. Although, it appears that Ali doesn’t seem to notice.

On the second photo, was a photo of Gi-hun shot from below and was close to his face, sipping a cup of soda with a red straw while looking straight into the camera. ]

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : hanging out 😄

token straight : guess the third wheel, level impossible HAHAHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : tbh as much as i dont mind being the third wheel, im starting to feel a little bit lonely..😔

token straight : i would encourage you to get a new partner but sadly bro

token straight : ion think anyone would want you in todays current society……

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : AAAAAGH IM DOOMED TO BE ALONE FOR LIFEE

token straight : this is what happens when you fumble a baddie willing to give you a chance gihun im sorry

token straight : howd you fumble THAT bad though dude seriously😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IT WAS MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP GIVE ME A BREAK☹️☹️☹️☹️

token straight : i still remember how you were so certain she was the one for you LOLL

token straight : saying stuff like “were gonna have a family together and be together forever!!!” HWHAHHAHAHHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : now you listen here

hottest bitch of the south : you are not beating the old man allegations gihun.

hottest bitch of the south : “now you listen here, young sonny!” -👴

token straight : PAHWAHWHAHAAHAHAH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SHUT LET ME SPEKA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NOW YOU LISTEN HERE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I WAS NOTHING BUT A SIMPLE BOY IN LOVE😭😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : AND THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!

token straight : and you drove her away with your gambling addiction…

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : tHAT YOUF UCKIHg GOTME ISTO YOU FUCKGAAAAHHGHHH

token straight : OKOK HOLD ON

token straight : YEAH THATS KIND OF

token straight : MY FAULT..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WDYM KIND OF… ITS ENTIRELY YOURFAULG🙁🙁🙁

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 😔😔😔💔💔💔

token straight : ALRIGHT FINE I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBLITY GIHUN IM SORRY🙏🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : man the damage is already done, your apology isnt gonna bring her back☹️..

hottest bitch of the south : L

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : shut up minyeo you still need to pay me for when i recorded myself trying to talk to that girl earlier….

hottest bitch of the south : yeah yeah i remember oldie

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : what is it with you specifically and calling me old🙁

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ur literally A YEAR younger than me😭😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : still younger doee🎀🎀

token straight : im giggling

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : man you guys just love making fun of me in different ways☹️

token straight : sorry man but its just so funny depending on how you react🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : sigh…

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : whatever… im gonna focus on finishing my soda💔

token straight : love you bro sorry again HAHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : love you too man i guess😒

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

WEDNESDAY, 5:48PM

cutie patootie : @bitch-hoe @the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong I had a fun time with you both!!

cutie patootie : Have a good night, you guys!! :DD

bitch-hoe : I had a good time with you too, Ali.

bitch-hoe : Rest well.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THANK YOU ALIII IT REALLY WAS FUNN 😄😄😄

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LAB YOUU!!!!

cutie patootie : Thank you Sang-woo and Gi-hun!!

cutie patootie : Love you too, Gi! :DDD

hottest bitch of the south : im lowkey nosey what did yall do

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : after we had a quick snack, we walked around a few other stores and bought a few items

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : we also went to an arcade at one point and i played a claw machine game

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : look at what I GOT FROM IT THOUGH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong has sent an image

[ The image contained a photo of Gi-hun’s hand grasping a gun. Yes, a gun. A very real looking gun. ]

token straight : WHAT

hottest bitch of the south : WHAT THE FUCK??

hottest bitch of the south : IS TGAT REAL

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong has sent a video

[ The video begins with the camera shaking a bit, causing to footage to blur slightly but it quickly stopped as it revealed Gi-hun’s hand in the same position in the photo sent just a moment ago.

“Check it out…” Gi-hun’s voice can be heard from behind the camera as his hand turns the gun around in different angles, showing it off a bit before aiming it right in front of the camera.

Gi-hun’s index finger quickly moves to rest on the trigger, not wasting a second as he forces it down.

Instead of the gun characteristically shooting a bullet straight through Gi-hun’s phone upon being fired, a small little flame erupts out of the muzzle.

Gi-hun chuckled giddily a bit before changing the gun’s angle once more, giving the camera a sideway view of the weapon with a new small flame, which revealed the firearm to actually be a simple lighter.

“Pretty cool, righ-“

And then the video ends. ]

hottest bitch of the south : oh damn its a lighter??

token straight : oh my god i thought it was real for a second

hottest bitch of the south : thats such a kickass lighter design though i cant lie

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IT ISS

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : dude when i opened the box it came with, i nearly dropped it with the gun inside in front of a bunch of people in the arcade with us😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : sangwoo was as shocked as i was while ali was full blown freaking out HAHAHA

token straight : HAHAHAHA I CAN IMAGINE

hottest bitch of the south : i can understand why like

hottest bitch of the south : guns are so illegal up in this country its insane

hottest bitch of the south : even i would start to freak out too LMAOO

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : after i opened it sangwoo IMMEDIATELY closed it back up and said to go somewhere more secluded to not scare the people there bc there were surprisingly a LOT of people there

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : and we went into this alleyway to check it again and thats where we found out it was actually a lighter LOLL

cutie patootie : I was very shocked!! i could have never guessed there would’ve been a lighter that looked like a gun in that box!

cutie patootie : Especially since the box seemed so ordinary!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : really none of us wouldve been able to guess that honestly HAHAHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : heres the box btw

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong has sent an image

[ The image contained a photo of a black box placed on a brown countertop with its top half gone and placed beside it.

The box was empty but had a styrofoam carving in it, seemingly made to keep the lighter placed inside it properly.

The top half of the box was also black, but it had a hot pink bow placed on top of it. ]

token straight : dang it really does just look like a normal box

token straight : literally nothing couldve signified that a whole ass GUN would be in there LMAOO

token straight : i mean it ended up being fake but still😭

hottest bitch of the south : it lowkey kinda looks fancy in a way

hottest bitch of the south : like the color scheme

hottest bitch of the south : i fuck with it heavily

cutie patootie : Ooh, yeah I see what you mean!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : thats why im keeping the box hehehe i really like the way it looks

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : besides i could use it for keeping stuff

hottest bitch of the south : gihun out here hauling anything

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ill be taking that as a compliment

cutie patootie : Well, I’m gonna go ahead and make my dinner :D

cutie patootie : Have your dinner soon and have a nice night, everyone! :))

bitch-hoe : Goodbye, Ali.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BYE ALI HAVE A NICE DINNER😄

token straight : have a good night, ali🙏

hottest bitch of the south : oh my god the gay man is always first to reply to him

bitch-hoe : Shut up.

hottest bitch of the south : quit being obvious and i will (which is NEVER😘)

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : wait actually im kinda hungry too

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ok i need to make dinner as well

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : buh bye eberyone😇

token straight : i had an early dinner so im just gonna go do my assignment🙏🙏🙏

hottest bitch of the south : imagine having to do your assignments😘😘😘

token straight : your grades are below the titanic minyeo but okay

bitch-hoe : At this point, it’s in hell.

hottest bitch of the south : my grades are completely FINE fuck yall

attempted murderer : Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

Notes:

hey guys how would yall feel if i added nam-gyu x myung-gi in here….. would yall be okay with dat……… 👀

Chapter 7: queers and a cafeteria fight

Summary:

aliwoo will be real in 10 seconds

Notes:

i feel like i may have rushed the writing on this and there might be grammar mistakes or spelling errors…. and if you come across any

no you didnt

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

CHO SANG-WOO & ALI ABDUL

THURSDAY, 1:56AM

Sang-woo :) : I apologize for how late I am sending this, but I would like to say I truly enjoyed the time we spent together today.

Sang-woo :) : I really appreciated it, Ali.

Sang-woo :) : Thank you for inviting me.

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CHO SANG-WOO & ALI ABDUL

THURSDAY, 5:48AM

Ali :D : Don’t apologize for texting me late at night, I don’t really mind!

Ali :D : Although I am a bit concerned now about your sleeping schedule..

Ali :D : Either way, I had fun with you yesterday as well, Sang-woo hyung! :))

Ali :D : You and Gi-hun are quite a fun pair to be around with haha!

Sang-woo :) : I suppose we are, aren’t we?

Ali :D : Yeah! you both seem like complete opposites, yet you still manage to click!!

Ali :D : I simply adore your friendship :))

Sang-woo :) : Thank you. I’m sure Gi-hun would be delighted to hear this, haha

Sang-woo :) : On another note, I think both you and Gi-hun are also quite amusing.

Ali :D : Awh, are we? that’s nice to know! :D

Ali :D : I like to think of us as close, just like how I think of us!

Sang-woo :) : ..You see us as close friends?

Ali :D : Yes!

Ali :D : Ah, If you’re okay with me referring to us as such!

Ali :D : I mean, we have known each other for a while now, so I assumed it would’ve been okay for me to think of us that way..

Sang-woo :) : …

Ali :D : Hyung?

Sang-woo :) : Ali, I have something to tell you.

Ali :D : Oh?

Sang-woo :) : I would tell you now, but it’s very important. So I would prefer it if we were seeing each other face to face for what I need to say.

Sang-woo :) : If you aren’t busy, that is. If so, we can arrange this some other time.

Ali :D : Oh, of course! I don’t have anything important to do today!

Ali :D : When and where do we meet?

Sang-woo :) : Sometime after the school day. My dorm.

Ali :D : Ah, okay!

Ali :D : See you later then, hyung! :D

Sang-woo :) : See you then.

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SEONG GI-HUN & CHO SANG-WOO

THURSDAY, 6:13AM

at my limit : Gi-hun.

at my limit : Are you awake?

Let’s go gambling : wuhsup

Let’s go gambling : im in the middle of eating my breakfast heh

Let’s go gambling : you dont usually text me this early unless its important

at my limit : It is somewhat important.

at my limit : I’m freaking out.

Let’s go gambling : huh??? whats happening

Let’s go gambling : freaking out in a good way or in a bad way????

Let’s go gambling : DO YOU NEED ME TO HUG YOU

Let’s go gambling : TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE

at my limit : No, I don’t need you to hug me. It’s just that..

at my limit : I just invited Ali to my dorm after classes today.

Let’s go gambling : oh??

Let’s go gambling : well whats the occasion?

at my limit : I will be confessing to him.

at my limit : I really can’t take it anymore, Gi-hun.

at my limit : I need him.

at my limit : And I’ve honestly never been this nervous in my life until now.

at my limit : Gi-hun?

at my limit : You’ve been typing for a while now.

at my limit : …Hyung?

Let’s go gambling : HOLY SHITOH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDGAAAAGHHSSSGGAHDAWAAGAAAAAAG OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING ITS REALLY HAPPENING OH MY GOD IVE BEEN AWAITING THIS DAY FOR MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE AND ITS FINALLY HAPPENING OH MY GOSH OH MY LORDDDDAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHG I CANT BELIEVE ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE LITERALLY THE BEST DAY EVER MY HANDS ARE SHAKING IN EXCITEMENTAGAHAAGWWAAHAAHAAAAJAAHSAAAAGAAAAAAGHI CANT TYPE PROEPROLY ANMYRPE IMGENUIENLY SO FILELD WITH JOY RIGHT NOWW OMEGWJAHEHHWHA

at my limit : What the fuck.

Let’s go gambling : THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION🎉🎉🎉🎉

at my limit : NO. DO NOT HAVE A CELEBRATION.

Let’s go gambling : OK WAIT NO ACTIALLY NOT YET

Let’s go gambling : YOU HAVENT DONE IT YET SO…

Let’s go gambling : AFTER YOU DO IT, THEN WE WILL HAVE A CELEBRATION!🤩🤩

at my limit : we are absolutely NOT having a celebration of any kind.

at my limit : Gi-hun, please cease.

at my limit : We don’t even know if he likes me that way yet, so don’t get your hopes up.

Let’s go gambling : what

at my limit : What?

Let’s go gambling : are you kidding me

at my limit : What.. could I be kidding you with?

Let’s go gambling : dude. sangwoo…. my childhood buddy….

Let’s go gambling : ali is so so so SO into you

Let’s go gambling : like from pretty much the beginning of our friendship with him several months ago

Let’s go gambling : dont tell me you havent noticed??

at my limit : What.

Let’s go gambling : oh my god you HAVENT NOTICED

Let’s go gambling : NO WAY

at my limit : What are you talking about.

at my limit : How do you know that he likes me back?

Let’s go gambling : holy shit i never took you for the oblivious type

at my limit : What is that supposed to mean.

Let’s go gambling : sangwoo

Let’s go gambling : dont worry about ali rejecting you

Let’s go gambling : thats all ill say

at my limit : …Really?

Let’s go gambling : yes really im so serious

Let’s go gambling : just dont worry about it and go for it

at my limit : ..Alright.

at my limit : Thank you Gi-hun.

Let’s go gambling : no problem buddy!!

Let’s go gambling : now excuse me while i clean up my breakfast that i tossed everywhere on accident

at my limit : What.

at my limit : Why is your breakfast everywhere?

Let’s go gambling : i may.. or may not have had a bit of an explosive reaction when i first read the text of you saying that you were gonna confess……..😁

at my limit : .

at my limit : Focus on cleaning, Gi-hun.

at my limit : It’ll be time for class to start soon.

Let’s go gambling : yes sir🙏

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

THURSDAY, 8:16AM

cutie patootie : @hottest bitch of the south Are you feeling any better?

hottest bitch of the south : unfortunately yes i am a bit💔

hottest bitch of the south : but heh….. not going in today either 🎀

cutie patootie : Oh, well that’s your choice!

cutie patootie : Stay healthy, Mi-nyeo! make sure to drink enough water and eat enough food :D

hottest bitch of the south : thanks ali🙏🙏

attempted murderer : Thank you god for another day of peace.

hottest bitch of the south : bitch?? im bothering you the moment i get back

attempted murderer : Try it. I will stab you again.

hottest bitch of the south : okay maam.

short little dick man : embarrassing

hottest bitch of the south : shut your tiny dick having ass up🙏

short little dick man : is that the ONLY insult you know?? get original and grow the fuck up whore

hottest bitch of the south : telling ME to get original while the only mean name you know to call me being whore is INSANE

hottest bitch of the south : listen to ur own advice and die🎀

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : cmon guys lets not fight this early!!

short little dick man : stfu

hottest bitch of the south : shut the fuck up gihun

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okay. nevermind

token straight : HEHHWAHAHAH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : is everyone ready for today?😁

cutie patootie : I’m already in the classroom! :D

bitch-hoe : I am. But I have a feeling you should double check everything in your bag, Gi-hun

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh why???

bitch-hoe : I just have a feeling.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okwiat

token straight : sangwoo felt something in the force HAHAHA

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun can’t go a day without realizing he left something back in his dorm at some point.

bitch-hoe : I am also sick of lending him my stuff because half of it barely comes back to me undamaged or at all.

token straight : that sounds like gihun alright 😭🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I NEARLY FORGOT MY NOTEBOOKS

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THANKBYOU SANGWOO

bitch-hoe : See?

bitch-hoe : I’ll be damned if i ever lend you a notebook, Gi-hun.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : love you too bro!

token straight : giggling

hottest bitch of the south : more like jiggling💔

token straight : youre literally skin and bones do not even get started

hottest bitch of the south : MF?? I AM SO HOT FYMM

attempted murderer : Uh-huh.

hottest bitch of the south : you are never getting a boyfriend with that attitude of yours bitch and im glad

hottest bitch of the south : you deserve to be LONELY

attempted murderer : I am also glad for it, thank you for your blessings.

hottest bitch of the south : cunt

attempted murderer : Homewrecker.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : shed never get a boyfriend anyway!! she likes girls

hottest bitch of the south : oh hold on what

hottest bitch of the south : shes for the girls??

attempted murderer : .

hottest bitch of the south : actually that makes a lot of sense

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : when i saw her and sangwoo beefing on here once it suddenly clicked for some reason

token straight : you felt a disturbance in the force or something??😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yes😁

attempted murderer : I’m leaving.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BYEBYE SAE-BYEOKK😁😁

cutie patootie : Oh, the professor has arrived!

cutie patootie : Goodbye everyone! :)

bitch-hoe : Goodbye, Ali.

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

bitch-hoe : Oh?

cutie patootie : Oh!

cutie patootie : I hadn’t meant to do that!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT!!

hottest bitch of the south : damn yall are so out of sync with the online world and you guys arent even like 30 yet

bitch-hoe : You’re around our age. Quit trying to act like you’re still sixteen.

hottest bitch of the south : let me live bitchass hoe👿

bitch-hoe : I would rather you die instead.

hottest bitch of the south : bum ass gay man this is why ur still single💔

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : changing the subject to avoid yet another fight erm!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ALI HOWD U DO THTA

cutie patootie : I accidentally double-tapped on the message and it did that!

( the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OOOOOOUH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IT WORKS

cutie patootie : This is so cool!! :00

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : this new piece of information will now be pinned mentally in the back of my mind

cutie patootie : Well, now I’ll be going for real this time, haha!

cutie patootie : Have a good day everyone!!

( the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong reacted with ❤️ )

bitch-hoe : Bye, Ali.

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BYE MY ANGELLL

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

hottest bitch of the south : i hope the girl from before trips you again sangwoo

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HJELP

bitch-hoe : You’re still on that? move on already.

hottest bitch of the south : hell no🎀

bitch-hoe : Kill yourself.

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

THURSDAY, 11:59AM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : are you guys seeing this rn

token straight : yes

token straight : how did this even start??😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i dont know either bro???

hottest bitch of the south : whats happeneing

cutie patootie : There are two boys fighting this one guy in the cafeteria!! D:

hottest bitch of the south : HUH

hottest bitch of the south : A FIGHT IS HAPPENING?

bitch-hoe : I’m more surprised at how Deok-su isn’t involved.

short little dick man : why the fuck would i be involved in this shit

attempted murderer : Why are we playing dumb

bitch-hoe : Exactly.

short little dick man : you cannot be talking saebyeok you backstabbing bitch

short little dick man : kill yourselves both of you twats

attempted murderer : You will never get the satisfaction.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : is anyone gonna

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : call the faculty or like???

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : are all of us really just gonna watch this poor boy get jumped by two people

token straight : its not gonna be me ill tell you that

token straight : i do not wanna risk getting on these two boys nerves for snitching🙏

hottest bitch of the south : ur a just whole ass pussy jungbae lowkey

token straight : god forbid a man decides he doesnt wanna take a risk

hottest bitch of the south : bro someone record I WANNA SEE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okayea hold on

hottest bitch of the south : whose fighting who

hottest bitch of the south : someone fill me in

cutie patootie : A purple haired boy and a black long haired boy are both attacking this boy with short black hair!

cutie patootie : I’m not sure what started the fight though :(

hottest bitch of the south : this is making wish i went in today

bitch-hoe : And your grades being in jeopardy just doesn’t matter?

hottest bitch of the south : boy shut the fuck up ill do what i want🎀

bitch-hoe : Then good luck with your grades.

attempted murderer : Good luck.

attempted murderer : .

bitch-hoe : .

hottest bitch of the south : what the hell are you two

hottest bitch of the south : secret twins??

token straight : holy shit some guy just yelled loud enough for the entire cafeteria to go silent

cutie patootie : Oh! he’s coming up to them!

hottest bitch of the south : wgats he doing

cutie patootie : He seems to be talking to them

hottest bitch of the south : LAMEEE apprehend them or somethibg

bitch-hoe : These two boys are so immature. How’d they even get into a university like this?

token straight : squid university is just accepting anyone nowadays i guess🙏

token straight : DAMN

bitch-hoe : Oh.

hottest bitch of the south : huh what

cutie patootie : Oh goodness

hottest bitch of the south : WHY

hottest bitch of the south : WHATS HAPPENING

hottest bitch of the south : DONT LEAVE ME HANGING

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : what the hell just happened

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong has sent a video

[ The video starts off blurry, the familiar slightly dirty tiles in view as the camera shifts around a crowd of bodies. “Excuse me- coming through!” Gi-hun’s voice speaks from behind the camera while shimmying around the people to get a better view of the fight in the center.

Eventually, the video steadies as it is raised above the crowd, giving the camera a view of the two boys kicking another boy curled up in a defensive position, his arms shielding head as his back faced the two while they relentlessly kicked his sides.

All three were currently in an angle where the camera couldn’t capture their faces, obscuring their identities.

One of the boys possessed short hair that had been dyed purple as the other one had jet black hair that reached to his shoulders, meanwhile the boy who is currently being kicked the hell out of had short black hair.

The exclamations of the two boys, who were currently smiling and towering above the one who was injured mixed in with the crowd’s own, making it hard to hear whatever they were both saying.

“Jeez, that’s just too harsh..” Gi-hun voiced, his concerned tone barely being heard through the crowd of worried people.

“I hope someone went to get a guard or a professor already..” Ali’s disembodied voice was heard, sounding far and slightly muffled, signifying he was rather far from where Gi-hun was standing. “This is getting way too out of hand!”

The long haired boy suddenly outstretched a hand in front of his friend, signaling him to stop kicking before crouching down to hook his arms underneath the hurt boy’s own, forcefully standing him up straight.

With this movement, The three boy’s faces were finally caught on the video.

The one who had been ganged up on had one of his eyes bruised as his nose had begun to bleed, as the other two seemed to be enjoying the pain they’re inflicting upon him, grinning from ear to ear.

“Oh shit, he looks really fucked up.” Jung-bae’s voice rang out from beside Gi-hun, revealing that he was also nearby Gi-hun in this moment.

The recording shifted slightly as Gi-hun seemingly switched the phone to his other hand due to holding it up with the other one for so long. “Yeah, what did that kid even do to deserve this?”

The boy with dyed hair was about to land yet another kick onto the victim’s stomach, but his friend suddenly raised a hand in front of him, signaling him to stop before quickly moving down and hooking his arms underneath the beaten boy’s own, holding him up with a tight grip while keeping him still.

The purple haired one looked perplexed for a moment before the long haired one gestured over to the victim’s weak spots, his stomach and chest.

He blinked for a moment before fully processing the idea his friend was proposing. Once he finally got the idea, an evil grin spread across his face and quickly reeled up a fist.

“Oh shit!-“ Gi-hun nearly dropped his camera, suddenly not wanting to catch the violence on camera as both Jung-bae and Ali released a yelp that mixed in with the crowd’s own sounds of shock.

Though, before things could escalate any further, a demanding voice suddenly boomed throughout the room, silencing the gigantic crowd and stopping the two bullying the practically half-dead boy mid-punch and mid-laugh.

A man with a short stature and a slicked back hairstyle emerged from the left side of the video, his expression looking very serious as the both of the boys turn their attention onto him, the boy with longer hair keeping his grip on the boy that was near damn unconscious firm.

“What do you boys think you’re doing at this time while others are eating.” The man questioned with a stern gaze and furrowed brows. “Especially since there are elders present. You should mind your manners.”

The boy with purple hair turned to face the man intervening completely, prompting his friend to drop the other boy with short hair back onto the ground as he followed in his friend’s movements, the older man continuing to speak as they did. “And two against one? aren’t you embarrassed?”

“How about you go mind your own business, old man.” The boy with purple hair began walking towards the elder, looking ever so cocky while his friend continued to follow, leaving the injured boy in the dust behind them. “How about you cut the lecture and go find some bitch willing to have kids with you? so that way, you can yell at them instead.”

Something in the man’s gaze darkened as his eyes narrowed. “What did you say?”

“I said, go find some bit-“ Before the purple haired boy could finish his sentence, he was swiftly cut off with the older man’s hand rushing over to the side of his neck and gripping it tightly, forcing out a grunt of pain from the younger of the two.

“Ooh- shit.” Gi-hun muttered under his breath as the crowd gasped at the action from the older man.

The boy with long black hair, who was still lurking behind, immediately walked toward the two with the intent of helping his friend out. “You son of a-“ He attempted to speak before suddenly getting kicked on his kneecap and then kicked off balance, still gripping his knee in pain.

The man let go of the younger boy’s neck, pushing him back and causing the boy to stumble back a few steps, beginning to look more aggravated than before as he quickly tried to prepare a hit-

..That was immediately shot down by two punches that landed straight to the younger boy’s chest and gut, leaving him breathless and heaving while resting a hand on the areas he was assaulted on.

Several exclamations of shock began resounding around the cafeteria at the fight beginning right in front of them as the camera shook in its place with each blow delivered from the older man and onto the younger one. “Damn!” Jung-bae murmured in astonishment at how quickly the man moved.

“Hey- wait a minute!-“ The boy said, breathlessly as he held a hand up as an attempt to pause the fight but the eldest left no second to spare, grabbing the hand held up in front of him and twisting it with a sickening crunch, leaving the crowd grimacing and the camera recording the whole thing flinching at the sound.

Gi-hun winced as Jung-bae cursed under his breath at the injury given to the younger boy. “Oh- goodness!” Ali exclaimed with pure fear in his voice, now worrying for the purple haired boy, despite of how rude he had been moments before.

The purple haired boy landed on the floor, given no break whatsoever when the older man let go of his probably dislocated arm and was met with a harsh stomp to his torso quickly after, unmoving as it pinned him down onto the cold tiled flooring of the cafeteria.

“Shit- I’m sorry!” The boy coughed a bit while grabbing at foot keeping him down as regret filled his expression. “I’m sorry, okay?!”

After a few moments of coughing and struggling from the once cocky boy and the ominous silence from the man, the eldest’s dark gaze seemed to have lightened before his foot began to eventually elevate itself from the chest it was pressed upon.

Seeing the opportunity, the purple haired boy swiftly shifted in his laying position on the floor and got up with a running start, yelling out for his friend to follow, who was already up and a step behind him.

The cafeteria was stunned into silence for a few long moments before someone began clapping their hands, causing a whole domino effect to stir up, making everyone begin applauding the man in the center for taking on the two troublemakers.

The man looked around at the crowd, with a look of something that seemed to embarrassment as he ran a hand down the side of his neck while walking away.

For a moment, the camera followed the man’s movements until he was lost in the crowd and once he was out of sight, the camera didn’t move and the video didn’t end until an amazed “Wow..” left Gi-hun’s lips as the video’s footage shifted back down to the ground, Gi-hun’s shoes in view as it the recording finally ended. ]

hottest bitch in the south : DAMN???? WHAT THE FUCK

hottest bitch in the south : ALLAT HAPPENED??

token straight : SOMEHOW YES THAT HAPPENED JUST NOW

hottest bitch in the south : WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY???

hottest bitch of the south : WE GOT MFING TERMINATOR OVER IN SQUID UNIVERSITY😭😭😭

token straight : I DIDNT EVEN GET TO LINE UP FOR MY FOOD YET….

hottest bitch in the south : stop thinking about food for one second biggie

token straight : shut the hell up

hottest bitch in the south : teehee!

hottest bitch of the south : but seriously who was that guy ive never seen him before

token straight : i honestly dont know

bitch-hoe : That was Hwang In-ho. He attends a few of my classes.

hottest bitch of the south : oh so another nerd

bitch-hoe : I guess you could say that.

bitch-hoe : I don’t know much about him.

hottest bitch in the south : anyways what was up with gihun at the end😭😭

hottest bitch in the south : whyd he sound so astounded LMAOO

token straight : idk either HAHAHAH

cutie patootie : I mean, I am also quite shocked at what just happened!

hottest bitch in the south : yeah anyone would be but gihun sounded less on the shock but more on amazement or something

bitch-hoe : I’ve heard that tone before, Gi-hun.

token straight : what

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun. You better not be thinking what I think you’re thinking.

token straight : wdym sangwoo

bitch-hoe : He had that exact tone of voice when we first met Eun-ji, his ex-girlfriend.

hottest bitch in the south : no

hottest bitch in the south : WAY

hottest bitch in the south : OH MY GOD

token straight : are you saying

token straight : wgat i think your saying sangwoo

bitch-hoe : You’re*

bitch-hoe : But yes. I am.

token straight : oh my god

token straight : @the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong UR KIDDING ME

token straight : GIHUN WHERE ARE YOU

token straight : RESPOND

hottest bitch of the south : HEELPPP IS HE NOT THERE ANYMORE

token straight : HE DISAPPEARED AFTER SENDING THAT VIDEO

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun. You can’t be serious. You quite literally saw the guy for the first time just now.

bitch-hoe : You haven’t even properly met each other.

hottest bitch of the south : IM FUCKING LOSING IT OH MY GOD

hottest bitch of the south : THERES NO FUCKING WAY DUDE BAHWHWHAHSHWHAHHAHAHAA

cutie patootie : I’m kind of lost in the conversation, what’s happening??

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun has a crush on that guy we all saw in the cafeteria just now.

cutie patootie : O.O

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : GUYS HEAR ME OUT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HES JUST VERY HANDSOME SOMEONE PLEASE AGREE WITH ME

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun, NO.

bitch-hoe : You don’t even know how he’s like yet and you literally witnessed him beat another student up.

hottest bitch of the south : IM FUCKING CRYING I CANT BREATHE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : hE DID IT TO STOP THOSE SAME STUDENTS FROM HARMING ANOTHER ONE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HE CANT BE THAT BAD!!

token straight : GIHUN OH MY GODDD😭😭😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OK LISTEN I KNOW I BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM

bitch-hoe : Yes. You quite literally DON’T

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BUT YOU HAVE TO AGREE HES HANDSOME

hottest bitch of the south : you are ALONE ON THIS ONE BRO💔💔💔💔

hottest bitch of the south : IM GENUINELY LOSING IT RN THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : PLEASE SOMEONE AGREE WITH ME I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT

cutie patootie : Well, I do have to agree, he does look very handsome!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THANK YOU ALI

bitch-hoe : Ali, don’t encourage him.

token straight : gihun please reconsider having a crush on him bro, at least get to know him first😭😭😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM I SIMPLY THINK HES ATTRACTIVE!!!!!!

hottest bitch of the south : uh huh yeah sure homosexual😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : UR ALSO BISEXUAL MINYEO STOP WITH THIS GAY ON GAY HOSTILITY

bitch-hoe : This is unbelievable.

token straight : im gonna be completely honest i dont think you even have a chance with him even if you tried

token straight : he looks like a man with specific tastes and its for sure not you gihun😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : cant a man find another man attractive😔

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : its not like im imagining a future with him right now???

bitch-hoe : You literally did that around the first few days of getting to know Eun-ji, Gi-hun. Be serious.

bitch-hoe : I will be turning my phone off for the next remainder of our lunch break. I just can’t deal with you right now, Gi-hun.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : love you too bro😁

Notes:

that moment when gihun officially knows of inhos existence 👀

Chapter 8: nonchalant nerd confesses (FINALLY)

Summary:

the gays are GAYING
i feel like this chapter is very cluttered and messy and im sorry💔💔💔 i was trying to get this out as early as i could bc my class started today💔💔💔💔💔☹️☹️☹️☹️
i hope you guys can enjoy this chapyer…..🙏🙏🙏🙏

Notes:

ALIWOO NATION COME GET YOUR JUICE

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

SEONG GI-HUN & CHO SANG-WOO

THURSDAY, 3:54PM

Let’s go gambling : its almost the end of class

Let’s go gambling : that means its almost time for you tO CONFUESS

Let’s go gambling : IM JUMPING IN MY SEAT

Let’s go gambling : IM SO EXCITED

at my limit : I am too.

Let’s go gambling : IVE BEEN WAITING FIR THIS DAY MY WHOLE LIFE AND ITS FINALLY HAPPENING AAAGAHWHAAGWHHAHAAGWGWUAHSHAAAAGAHH

at my limit : Please just don’t actually have a celebration over this after I confess to Ali, Gi-hun.

Let’s go gambling : mmmm no promises😁😁😁😁

at my limit : Hyung, I’m gonna be honest.

Let’s go gambling : ??wgat is it

at my limit : I’m so nervous I’m having a stomach ache.

Let’s go gambling : OMG NOO CALM DOWN

Let’s go gambling : HE LIKES YOU BACK DW!!!!

Let’s go gambling : DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT CHICKENING OUT

at my limit : Don’t project your cowardice onto me, I’m just deathly nervous.

Let’s go gambling : dang im just trying to reassure you didnt have to call me out like thta…..

Let’s go gambling : ill go hug you right before you leave to the dorm if thatll help??

at my limit : Thank you, Gi-hun.

at my limit : I appreciate you.

Let’s go gambling : love you too dude

Let’s go gambling : GO GET UR MANN!!!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

THURSDAY, 4:34PM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : @token straight @attempted murderer dyu wanna go grab a snack at the 7/11???

attempted murderer : No.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : aw darn

token straight : sure but whyd u @ just the two of us

token straight : how about ali and sang-woo?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : sang-woo n ali busy with something….

hottest bitch of the south : both of them??? like right now????

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yies

hottest bitch of the south : gihun. are they fucking rn

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ????? NO????

hottest bitch of the south : how are u so sure🤨

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THEY JUST ARENT😭

hottest bitch of the south : yeah okay…… ill believe that

token straight : HELPEP

token straight : OK ANYWAYS where are you

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : otw out😁

hottest bitch of the south : grab me a snack too gang

token straight : go and do it yourself🙏

hottest bitch of the south : boy fuck you

hottest bitch of the south : fake ass friend……

attempted murderer : Instead of bitching, how about you get off your lazy ass and breathe the air outside your putrid room for once.

hottest bitch of the south : WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS

hottest bitch of the south : I DIDNT SAY SHIT TO YOU??

attempted murderer : You naturally infuriate me.

token straight : LMAOAOSOAOAOA

hottest bitch of the south : SHUT THE FUCK UP JUNGBA E

hottest bitch of the south : ALL IW ANTED WAS ONE OF U TO GET ME A SNACK DAMN

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WIAT A SECOND

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : MINYEO YOU HAVENT PAYED ME YET

hottest bitch of the south : huh

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THE WON YOU SAID YOU WOULD PAY ME IF TALKED TO THAT GIRL AAGIN

hottest bitch of the south : oh yeah uhh

hottest bitch of the south : just come to my dorm bro i am not going outside🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HURRAH!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : after i meet up wwith jungbae, ill be there😄😄

token straight : bro you literally walked passed me just now

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh what

token straight : LOOK BEHIND YOU IDIOT😭

hottest bitch of the south : BAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCKING DUMBASS😭😭😭

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

THURSDAY, 4:52PM

token straight : me and gi-hun are at a 7/11 rn and he looks so upset😭

token straight has sent an image

[ The image was slightly blurred as it was a photo of Gi-hun sitting on a wooden bench taken from the side, the man being leaned up against a store’s windows, giving the camera a side eye with full cheeks and a pout on his face as he held a half-eaten sandwich in his hands.

The man has noticeable untamed and messy hair, as if he was in a fight moments before. Although, the red slap mark on his face pretty much confirms the fact that he was, indeed, in a fight just moments before. ]

token straight : he keeps sideeyeing me every time i take a quick look at him

token straight : he hasnt said anything since you dragged him through the floor earlier bro @hottest bitch of the south

hottest bitch of the south : he can pick up the pieces of pride he has left himself for all i care🎀

token straight : LMAOO i dont even think he has any left after that

token straight : @the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong if you cant find the courage to speak to me irl just type in here man i feel bad😭

token straight : you look like a kicked puppy

hottest bitch of the south : personally i think hes lowkey making a big deal out of this🤫

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HWO WOUDL YOU FEEL IF YOU GET BRIBED TO DO SOMETHING YOU WERE HESITANT TO DO AND THEN THE THING THAT WAS BRIBED TO U ISNT EVEN THAT GOOD???????

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I ONLY GOT ₩10000

hottest bitch of the south : I DID NOT STATE HOW MUCH YOU WOULD BE GETTING MF QUIT WHINING

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I DID NOT GET KICKED ON MY KNEECAP AND SLAPPED AGGRESSIVELY ON MY HAND JUST TO GET SO LITTLE🙁🙁🙁🙁

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IT HURT☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

hottest bitch of the south : OH SUCK IT UP YOU BIG BABY🙏🙏🙏

token straight : giggling

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you typed that with a straight face

token straight : yes i did

hottest bitch of the south : “heh… im a bit two-faced….” ahh

token straight : bro.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HAHAHAA

token straight : he also typed that with a straight face btw

hottest bitch of the south : DAMN YALL FAKE AS FUCK

attempted murderer : Or maybe you’re just unfunny.

hottest bitch of the south : BITCH??? YOU TRY TELLING A JOKE RIGHT NOW

attempted murderer : I’m not obligated to listen to you.

hottest bitch of the south : bitchass hoe

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CHO SANG-WOO & ALI ABDUL

THURSDAY, 5:03PM

Sang-woo :) : Ali, I’m at my dorm.

Sang-woo :) : Feel free to either knock or let yourself in once you’re here.

—

SEONG GI-HUN & CHO SANG-WOO

THURSDAY, 5:16PM

Let’s go gambling : SOOOO??

Let’s go gambling : HAVE YOU DONE UT..

at my limit : He hasn’t arrived yet. Be patient.

Let’s go gambling : WHAT

Let’s go gambling : WHATS TAKING MY ANGEL SO LONG🙁🙁🙁

at my limit : Nothing serious, I’d hope.

Let’s go gambling : ok no im getting worried now

Let’s go gambling : MY BRAIN IS CONJURING UP SCENARIOS OF HIM GETTING HURT STOP💔💔💔

at my limit : Stop thinking those. He’ll be here soon, I’m sure.

Let’s go gambling : ..ur just as worried as me rn arent you

at my limit : No. What are you talking about? I’m completely calm.

Let’s go gambling :🤨

at my limit : Okay. fine.

at my limit : I feel so sweaty from overthinking and my stomach hurts more than ever. I’m so damn anxious if something had happened to him on the way here.

at my limit : I just hope he’s okay.

Let’s go gambling : omg….

Let’s go gambling : SANGWOO🥺

Let’s go gambling : THATS SO SWEET!!!!

at my limit : Don’t patronize me.

at my limit : Also never use that emoji again.

Let’s go gambling : IM NOT PATRONIZING YOU!!!

Let’s go gambling : ITS JUST SO CUTE TO SEE YOU CARING ABOUT HIM THIS MUCH!!!!!!😭😭😭

Let’s go gambling : AAAAAGHHH IM BACKFLIPPING IN JOY

at my limit : You’re so stupid.

at my limit : How are we still friends.

Let’s go gambling : because you LOVE MEEEE😁😁😁😁😁

at my limit : Sure.

at my limit : He just sent me a message.

Let’s go gambling : OMG

Let’s go gambling : WGEYSYAYEYYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYSYAYZHAY

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CHO SANG-WOO & ALI ABDUL

THURSDAY, 5:21PM

Ali :D : I’m sorry for running late, hyung!! I got held back a bit by my classmates because they needed help with something!

Ali :D : I’m on the way now!!

Sang-woo :) : It’s okay, Ali. Take your time.

Sang-woo :) : I’d wait for you any day, no matter how long it’d take.

Ali :D : OH!!!!!!!

Ali :D : !!!Oh goodness!!!!!! you’re just too kind, Sang-woo hyung!!!!

Ali :D : Don’t worry, I’m already nearing the dormitories!!!

Ali :D : See you there hyung!!!!!

Sang-woo :) : See you.

Sang-woo :) : Stay safe.

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CHO SANG-WOO & ALI ABDUL

THURSDAY, 5:27PM

Ali :D : I’m here!

—

SEONG GI-HUN & CHO SANG-WOO

THURSDAY, 5:56PM

at my limit : Gi-hun.

Let’s go gambling : YES

Let’s go gambling : DID YOU DO IT

Let’s go gambling : HOW DID ITGO

at my limit : Ali and I are officially together.

at my limit : Gi-hun, I can see that you’re typing for way too long again.

at my limit : Gi-hun, stop typing.

at my limit : Hyung, it has been 6 minutes since you have started typing whatever you’re typing, please stop.

Let’s go gambling : OH MY GOD OGDMDYSUAJ EX YOUA SNS AGALI AR EGRYIN AN ORCICSLA RELSTSOPNSYIP NOW OHR SMY MYHOD IM CYRINGE TEARS9NF JOY I CSJN BARLEY SEJE MY SCREEN WUTH ALL THE TEAIRNS FLOW8ENG DOWN TEONTO MY SPHONEH IM SOSHAPYY FOR YROUE GUYS OMGDHDHS WASAAAAAAAGH IM GENEYINEOEY SO HAAPY RIGHSTNOW YOUWBOTJ ARE SO PERFETCY TOGETHER AND IMSOE HAPSPY THAT URBITHF INALLY TOGETHER OFFCIALAUE OHMYFRICKIDNGGODSSSADDDDAAAAHAAAAGHHH MYSCREENIS SO WET WIWTH MY TEARS IMSSOBBING SO HARD AAAAGH YOU BOTHEARE CUDDLING???? OH MY GODODD AND HE VEEN FELLASLSEPE WAAAAAHJ AAAAAAAAGHAAAHAAAWWGAAAWWAAAAAAAAGAGGAAAAAGHHHHAAAAGHHAAAAWAAAAAAAGAHHHHHHWHHSHWHSHRGHEHSJKWKMDMXMAKHEJEKDMKWOWORKDMDKEIEIXMNFHRJDIMSPAPWSLMDMDMSKSKKEKEJFNDMSKUEHRJDNMXKSKAKW IMMSCYRING SO HARD GENUIENELY IMSOHAPPY FORYUOO BOTH AAAHAAHAAAGHJKWA THE WIATFOR THIS DAY HAS BEENSO WORTHIETOMGGDHSHAHJAWHAAAGH

at my limit : Oh my GOD.

at my limit : Gi-hun, what the HELL

Let’s go gambling : sang-woo.

at my limit : ..What.

Let’s go gambling : this calls

at my limit : .

Let’s go gambling : for

at my limit : Wait, no.

Let’s go gambling : a

at my limit : GI-HUN HYUNG, NO.

Let’s go gambling : CELEEBRAAAATIOOOOOOOOOONNN🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Let’s go gambling : I WILL be announcing this to the groupchat, we WILL be having a get together in either your dorm or my dorm, and we WILL have FUN!!!!

at my limit : NO

—

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

THURSDAY, 6:16PM

bitch-hoe : @the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong GI-HUN NO.

bitch-hoe : GI-HUN DO NOT

hottest bitch of the south : wgat

token straight : huh

bitch-hoe : DO NOT

bitch-hoe : DO FUCKING NOT.

token straight : WHAT IS HAPPENING??

hottest bitch of the south : what could possibly have him crashing out at this time bro😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : @everyone IN THE JOYOUS NEWS OF SANG-WOO AND ALI OFFICIALLY DATING, BY THE TIME CLASS ENDS TOMORROW WE WILL BE CELEBRATING IN EITHER SANG-WOOS DORM OR MINE, WE HAVENT DECIDED YET!!!!!!!

bitch-hoe : GI-HUN WHY

token straight : WHAT

hottest bitch of the south : WHAT THEFUCKK

token straight : HOLY SHIT YOU BOTH ARE TOGETHER NWO???

hottest bitch of the south : I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY HOLY FUCK

hottest bitch of the south : GENUINELY

bitch-hoe : What are you trying to say, Mi-nyeo.

hottest bitch of the south : bro both you and ali have always been so oblivious and OBVIOUS with how you act toward each ither but none of you made a move for like MONTHS

hottest bitch of the south : i would literally ITCH to RIP MY SKIN OFF every time you both act all cutesy as if we werent there

hottest bitch of the south : you both are NOT discreet with it

token straight : LMAOOO

bitch-hoe : You know, maybe you should’ve ripped your skin off.

bitch-hoe : You would’ve looked better off that way.

token straight : THATS INSANE

hottest bitch of the south : i hope you get stabbed in the neck BITCH

token straight : OKSERIOUSLY THOUGH CONGRATS TO BOTH OF U DUDE

bitch-hoe : Thank you, Jung-bae. But I would’ve preferred this to not have been announced in this manner.

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun, literally why would you do this.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHY NOT!!!! AND THIS IS ALSO A BIG MOMENT!!! IT DESERVES TO BE CELEBRATED😄😄😄😄😄

bitch-hoe : You’re lucky Ali fell asleep on me, if he didn’t, I would’ve already been out my dorm just to find and choke you.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh my god ALI ISSLEEPINGE ON YOU?? OMGGGG

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WAAAAGAAHAAAAAGHHHH🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

bitch-hoe : .

token straight : gihun ur acting like such a proud mom right now HAHAHAHHA

hottest bitch of the south : hes literally a 50 year old dad stuck in a young mans body istg

hottest bitch of the south : someone needs to excorise him

bitch-hoe : Exorcise*

hottest bitch of the south : potato potata yaddayaddayadda bro wgatEVERR

hottest bitch of the south : get a LIFEEE BITCH-HOEE

bitch-hoe : Funnily enough, I just did.

bitch-hoe has sent an image.

[ The image contained photo of Ali’s head resting upon Sang-woo’s chest as the latter’s arm was draped over Ali’s shoulders, all while the darker skinned man had a small smile on his face.

The camera was positioned in a way to capture mostly Ali, but in the top left corner of the photo, a part of Sang-woo’s face was seen, the side of his face and his chin being in frame as a smug smirk was visible on the man’s expression. ]

( the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : AWWWEEEEE🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IM CRYING AGAIN STOP ITTT😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

hottest bitch of the south : oh my fucking god GET A ROOM

token straight : no way SANGWOOS FLEXING

token straight : HIS SMUG SMIRK IS DIABOLICALL BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

bitch-hoe : Suffer, Mi-nyeo.

bitch-hoe : How does it feel knowing that I got into a proper relationship with an absolute angel, such as Ali, before you did?

hottest bitch of the south : EAT SHIT DICKHEAD

hottest bitch of the south : DIE

bitch-hoe : Ali is waking back up. Goodbye.

hottest bitch of the south : dont come back you fucking slut…

token straight : the fact ur calling him a slut is insane work minyeo….

hottest bitch of the south : STAY OUT OF THIS TUBBY UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO JUMP YOU

token straight : ??? I WAS JUST BEING HONEST DAMN BITCH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : im so proud of sangwoo…..🙁

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : MMMMRGHH HE AND ALI ARE SO CUTE TOGETEHR😭😭😭😭😭

token straight : i cant help but agree lmao

hottest bitch of the south : i cant stand seeing this nerdy ass hoe…..

hottest bitch of the south : im gonna go make myself food for dinner and imagine im cooking his head

hottest bitch of the south : bye bitches🎀

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : dang now im hungry

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ill go cook as well😁

token straight : dont burn the dorm down

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ok that happened only once man…… let it go..

token straight : elsa ahh

token straight : and also, it almost happened again more than once🙏

token straight : ur just lucky sangwoo was able to stop you from burning shit down those other times

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : sigh… i guess so😔

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CHO SANG-WOO & ALI ABDUL

THURSDAY, 8:25PM

Ali :D : Thank you so much for allowing me to eat dinner at your dorm, Sang-woo! :))

Sang-woo :) : It’s no problem.

Ali :D : I hope you didn’t mind me falling asleep on you, haha!!!

Sang-woo :) : I’d let you do that anytime, Ali. I would never mind.

Sang-woo :) : Have a good night.

Ali :D : You too, hyung!!

Sang-woo :) : I love you.

Ali :D : !!!!OH!!!!!!!!

Ali :D : Oh goodness me, you have me flustered!!!! T-T

( Sang-woo :) reacted with ❤️ )

Sang-woo :) : Mhm.. Well, it is true. I do love you.

Ali :D : Awh, stop it!! my face feels like it’s burningg TAT!!!!

Sang-woo :) : You haven’t said it back yet, Ali. I won’t stop until you say it back.

Sang-woo :) : I love you so much.

( Ali :D reacted with ❤️ )

Sang-woo :) : More than anything.

( Ali :D reacted with ❤️ )

Ali :D : AAAA

Ali :D : Okok!!!! stop it!!!!!!! >///<

Ali :D : I love you too, Sang-woo…. TvT

( Sang-woo :) reacted with ❤️ )

Sang-woo :) : Goodnight, Ali.

( Ali :D reacted with ❤️ )

Ali :D : Goodnight, Sang-woo!

( Sang-woo :) reacted with ❤️ )

—

CHO SANG-WOO & ALI ABDUL

FRIDAY, 12:29AM

Sang-woo :) has changed Ali :D’s name.

Sang-woo :) : I love you.

—

CHO SANG-WOO & ALI ABDUL

FRIDAY, 6:20AM

☀️ : Aw, Sang-woo!!!

☀️ has changed Sang-woo :)’s name.

☀️ : I love you too!! <3

( 🌙 reacted with ❤️ )

Notes:

i highkey cringed while writing sangwoo being so astronomically down bad, but hey.. its ali so like…… i would be too for ali so i dont blame him… (no im not projecting my love for ali onto sangwoo wdym….)
he has been yearning for this man since the dawn of time so its only natural to allow him this moment of vulnerability 🤫
also i like to think ali was really oblivious when it came to flirts and obvious double standard treatment from sangwoo before sangwoo confessed, but since he literally confessed this chaptr…. he doesnt know how to handle all the attention he now realizes he has hehheheheheehheeheeeeeeheh i love writing gay men im sorry
(also when ali uses too much exclamation points in his chats, that means hes very flustered hehehe)

Chapter 9: wow.. wonder who dat was

Summary:

deoksu is an asshole bisexual and theres a mystery person now
what the hell is happening

Notes:

guess whose IPAD WAS REPLACEDDDDDDDDDDD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥
[ i feel like this chapter is a bit shorter than the rest and lowkey feels a bit rushed but i hope yall can still enjoy it…. ]

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

FRIDAY, 6:47AM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : its FRIDAYYYYY

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ITS ALMOST THE WEEKENDDDSHAAAGHH

hottest bitch of the south : i barely did shit this week im as free as a damn bird

token straight : me when my grades begin to plummet

hottest bitch of the south : boy my grades are FINE I TELL YOU

token straight : whatever you say😭🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : well ANYWAYS

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : as for the most important couple in the world rn…

hottest bitch of the south : yesss little ol me myself and i!!!🎀

attempted murderer : You wish.

hottest bitch of the south : WELL good morning to you too bitch

token straight : HELP

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : @bitch-hoe @cutie patootie how are our newly weds 🤩🤩🤩🤩

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ALSO HIGOOD MORNIBG SAEBYEOK!!!!!

attempted murderer : Morning.

cutie patootie : I’m alright!! I slept well!

cutie patootie : Wait, newly weds? O.O

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YEPP!!!! HOW DO U FEEL ALII

cutie patootie : Wait, you know about me and Sang-woo being together now Gi?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OFC!!!! IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH BTW AAHUWAGUWGAAGEHHEHEGWE

token straight : same here lol

attempted murderer : Wait what.

hottest bitch of the south : as much as i know how much better u could do ali…… congratulations i guess

cutie patootie : Aw, thank you all!! We both appreciate it ^^

cutie patootie : From since when did you all know ?

token straight : since last night bc gihun suddenly just announced u both were together and also said we were gonna celebrate it in his or sangwoos dorm

cutie patootie : Oh? a celebration?? :o

cutie patootie : There’s no need for that!! >,<

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS!!!!! ITS SUCH A JOYOUS OCCASION 😁😁😁

attempted murderer : They’re together now?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YEAH!!!! HAPPENED LAST NIGHTT

attempted murderer : I assumed they would’ve taken a few more decades.

hottest bitch of the south : real

attempted murderer : Do not agree with me.

hottest bitch of the south : WHAT DID I EVEN DO

token straight : HAHEHABAHAHWHABA

bitch-hoe ──➤ cutie patootie : That’s exactly what I said.

bitch-hoe ──➤ cutie patootie : But of course, Gi-hun wouldn’t listen.

bitch-hoe ──➤ the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : Ali and I are not married. We got together only yesterday.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : not married YET😁😁😁

bitch-hoe : Shut up, Gi-hun.

bitch-hoe : Stop over exaggerating.

hottest bitch of the south : i bet hes daydreaming about their wedding day rn on my mama i swear he is

bitch-hoe : I am not. Quit being weird about us being together.

token straight : why r u swearinf on ur mama??😭

hottest bitch of the south : she highkey hates me so like idgaf about what happens to her💋

token straight : oh damn

token straight : idk wether to laugh or feel bad

hottest bitch of the south : idc which one bro its fine

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : CAN I BE THE RING BEARER WHEN U GUYS GET MARRIED

hottest bitch of the south : im surprised u didnt offer to be the flower girl

token straight : LMAOOO GIHUN AS THE FLOWER GIRL

token straight : IMAGINE SEEING A GROWN ASS MAN THROW FLOWER PETALS DOWN THE AISLE 😭😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : ABHWWHAUAHAHAHAHAAH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OKAY HEY MIND YOU I WOULD BE AN AMAZING FLOWER GIRL TY VERY MUCH….

hottest bitch of the south : in ur double digit era..😭😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : stop it😔

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : anywaysSANGWOO U DIDNT ANSWER

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : CAN I????🤩🤩

bitch-hoe : No.

bitch-hoe : You wouldn’t even be invited.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT WHY ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IM UR CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND U CANT NOT INVITE ME TO UR WEDDING, ESPECIALLYWHEN UR MARRYING MY ANGEL N SAVIOR

bitch-hoe : You would probably find a way to accidentally fall into the wedding cake.

token straight : oh my god thats such a gihun thing to do HAHAHAA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NO THAT IS NOT A GIHUN THING TO DO

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I WOULD NEVER

bitch-hoe : You would.

token straight : you would😭

hottest bitch of the south : you really would

attempted murderer : I can see it happening.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : man i get constantly ganged up on by my own friends this is horrible

hottest bitch of the south : stop being pathetic and we wont bully you anymore trust

token straight : dude u know thats never happening

hottest bitch of the south : oh i know💋

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : FUCK YOU BOTH

token straight : HAHWHHWHAHAHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : well WHATEVER…. 😒😒

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SANGWOO CAN I ATLEAST BE UR KIDS UNCLE FOR WHEN YOU BOTH ADOPT

cutie patootie : Adopt?! O//O

bitch-hoe : How fucking far are you looking into the future right now.

token straight : WHY ARE YOU IMAGINING THE FUTURE OF A COUPLE THAT DOESNT EVEN INVOLVE YOU GIHUN STOP LMAOOO😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : DONT JUDGE ME IM JUST VERY HAPY

short little dick man : it is way too early for this bullshit everyone stfu

attempted murderer : Put your phone on silent or silence yourself.

attempted murderer : I would much prefer the second option if it were permanent though.

short little dick man : you just love to fuckin pop out of nowhere and talk shit to me when i decide to chat huh

short little dick man : obsessed much?

attempted murderer : Imagine forcing yourself to believe that every woman you interact with, who end up rightfully hating you are obsessed with you. That just seems sad.

attempted murderer : And I simply just “pop out of nowhere to talk shit to you” because you, yourself, is a piece of shit.

hottest bitch of the south : ATE

short little dick man : you little damn runt.

attempted murderer : You could call me all the mean names in the world and I couldn’t care any less about you and your existence.

short little dick man : you seem to be caring a whole lot right now since you keep responding.

attempted murderer : I don’t have to care to have a conversation, fists for brains.

attempted murderer : But what do I expect from someone like you.

short little dick man : this is why your parents are gone bitch

attempted murderer : .

hottest bitch of the south : oh shit

token straight : woah

cutie patootie : Oh dear…

short little dick man : aw what? did i strike a nerve

short little dick man : cmon, dont go quiet now. speak up northerner.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okay hey now. thats enough

short little dick man : or what?

short little dick man : the hell are you gonna do ssangmun-shit?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : this

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong has timed out the user ‘short little dick man’ for 9 hours.

bitch-hoe : I thought that guy would never shut up.

hottest bitch of the south : holy shit 9 whole hours??

hottest bitch of the south : get FUCKED dick-su

token straight : is saebyeok alright?

cutie patootie : She’s been quiet for a while.. :(

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : @attempted murderer hey, are you ok?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i can tell by your silence that deoksu took it way too far

attempted murderer : ..It’s none of your concern.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : might not be but i just wanna make sure ur okay!

attempted murderer : There’s no need for you to worry yourself about me.

attempted murderer : We barely know each other. We’re practically strangers.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : well, in your own perspective maybe

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : but for me, youre already my friend 😁

attempted murderer : Well, either way, You didn’t need to do that for me. I could’ve handled it myself.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : true… but i just cpuldnt allow you to get pushed around by deok-su so…… i just stepped in on my own accord 😁

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : on another note, just know that if you ever need anyone to talk to, everyone is here, especially me

attempted murderer : There’s no reason for me to trust any of you.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i know, but it wouldnt hurt to let people in saebyeok

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : but its your own decision. so whatever you choose is your own choice ‼️

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : dont feel pressured at all to do something you dont wanna do

attempted murderer : I’ll.. consider it.

attempted murderer : …Thank you.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : its no problem! 😄😄

cutie patootie : ..Well, that was a lot and it’s still just 7 in the morning!

hottest bitch of the south : literally

cutie patootie : I hope that the situation just now didn’t dampen your mood, Sae-byeok.. We’ve got a long day ahead!

attempted murderer : I’ll manage.

token straight : if deoksu tries anything, come to any of us, we will help

hottest bitch of the south : you may be a bit of a cunt sometimes but ill twist his nuts for you anytime girl dw just say the words

attempted murderer : ..Okay.

cutie patootie : I hope you’re alright now, Sae-byeok..

cutie patootie : I’ll be going to class now, see you all later :))

bitch-hoe : Goodbye Ali.

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BYE BYE ANGELLL!!!

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

hottest bitch of the south : cannot stand the gays

token straight : youve said that like 3 times now😭

hottest bitch of the south : ill say it again if i have to💋

hottest bitch of the south : cannot STAND the GAYS

bitch-hoe : Then sit.

hottest bitch of the south : ??HELLO

hottest bitch of the south : SINCE WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO GIVE SASS LIKE THAT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : the amount of sass radiating from that message is INSANE

token straight : HAHAHAHAHAH

hottest bitch of the south : the sassy man apocalypse is REAL and sangwoo is patient ZERO

—

SEONG GI-HUN & PARK JUNG-BAE

FRIDAY, 7:30AM

mr. squid game : SHES STARTING TO OPEN UP I SWEAR

mr. squid game : IM SO GOOD AT FATHERING!!!!!

mr. squid game : id be very a good parent if i had an actual kid

mr. throwing stone : i highly doubt that LMAOO

mr. squid game : oh shut up bro ur just a hater😒

mr. throwing stone : sorry man thats just what i think🙏🙏

mr. throwing stone : like youd be the type to gamble on ur childs birthday

mr. squid game : NO I WOULDNT💔💔💔

mr. throwing stone : HAHAHAHAH

mr. squid game : okok but on a serious note though what do u think deoksu meant by her parents being gone

mr. squid game : like i dont mean to be nosey but im just wondering

mr. throwing stone : they could be dead but i dont want that to be the case

mr. squid game : SAME

mr. squid game : I WAS THINKING THAT TOO

mr. squid game : but im really hoping that isnt it

mr. squid game : im worried for her man🙁🙁

mr. squid game : thats like some deep shit

mr. throwing stone : yeah man me too

mr. throwing stone : im sure ali is too

mr. squid game : lets just hope shes okay for now☹️

mr. throwing stone : i mean thats all we can do rn so

mr. squid game : yeah true…

—

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

FRIDAY, 11:34AM

attempted murderer : Ooh what dis

attempted murderer : Very interesting gc name….

attempted murderer : Damn yall r quiet

attempted murderer : @everyone

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH HI SAEBYEOKK

attempted murderer : Heyo !!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : whaddyaneed?? 😁😁

attempted murderer : Jst someone to talk to i guess 😸

token straight : uhhh

hottest bitch of the south : ???? why are you chatting so differently and joyously

hottest bitch of the south : where did your bluntness and coldness go

attempted murderer : Take a wild guess missus hottest bitch of the south😋

hottest bitch of the south : oh wait a second

hottest bitch of the south : UR NOT SAEBYEOK R U??

attempted murderer : GASP !!!

attempted murderer : What couldve made u say dat ???🧐

token straight : oh what

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHO R U THEN??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HOWD U GET SAEBYEOKS PHONE

attempted murderer : Mmm im not saying my identity to STRANGERZ !!!!!!

attempted murderer : But i was able to get her phone bc she left it on our desk at class so i snatched it hehehehhe

attempted murderer : Im hiding from her rn 😼

hottest bitch of the south : the way i literally added her into this chat was by stealing her phone

hottest bitch of the south : ur just like me fr🎀

attempted murderer : LOLL

attempted murderer : Thats funny lowkey

attempted murderer : Eugh the auto caps is so wierd yo…

hottest bitch of the south : i like your attitude whoever u are

attempted murderer : Heh…. ty😈😈

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you seem like a fun person, mystery guy!!😁😁

attempted murderer : Oh such praise…. I dont deserve such😽😽

attempted murderer : Also ew, not a guy…..

hottest bitch of the south : ooou gender reveal

attempted murderer : Riveting, aint it ??😸

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ohhh my bad

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : mystery they*

token straight : bro.

token straight : mystery they😭😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : LMAOOAOOAA

attempted murderer : HWHWHAHAAHHAHA MYSTERY THEYY

attempted murderer : Ur funny im keeping you cheapskate of ssangmun-dong

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : 😄😄😄

token straight : its so weird seeing saebyeoks profile saying this stuff

hottest bitch of the south : HAHAHA LITERALLY

cutie patootie : Oh, I was just about to greet Sae-byeok but it’s actually not her?

token straight : yeah it isnt apparently

cutie patootie : Ah! who is it then?

attempted murderer : ILL NEVER TELLLL !!!!!!!! 😾😾😾😾

cutie patootie : :OOO!!!

hottest bitch of the south : silly ass interaction

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i love it….😭❤️❤️

attempted murderer : You guys seem really fun to chat with lol

attempted murderer : Judging from the nicknames on here

attempted murderer : Personal favorites are currently hottest bitch of the south and token straight

hottest bitch of the south : thanks girlie, the name is very much true to the possessor 💋💋

token straight : i didnt choose to be this

attempted murderer : LOLL

bitch-hoe : ..Since when did Sae-byeok say “LOL” in capslock.

attempted murderer : BITCH-HOE ????

attempted murderer : HELPEPRP WHATTT

attempted murderer : WHAT COULD THE BACKSTORY OF THAT NAME POSSIBLY BE😭😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : hes a bitch, and hes a hoe

hottest bitch of the south : end of story

attempted murderer : Yep and now thats my third favorite nickname

bitch-hoe : I am literally none of the two.

bitch-hoe : If anyone here were a bitch and a hoe, it would be you, Mi-nyeo.

attempted murderer : Ok mentally pinning that in the back of my head

attempted murderer : Hottest bitch of the south is minyeo…

hottest bitch of the south : oh yeah well ur

bitch-hoe : I’m a what, Mi-nyeo.

bitch-hoe : Go on.

hottest bitch of the south : man fuck you i cant make fun of you being single anymore

hottest bitch of the south : @cutie patootie how could you accept his confession and willingly date him💔💔

hottest bitch of the south : hes UNDESERVING of you💔💔💔💔

cutie patootie : Hehe.. sorry, Mi-nyeo.. “^~^

attempted murderer : Ooo weve got a couple in here !!

cutie patootie : Oh, yes! me and Sang-woo are dating!!

attempted murderer : And im guessing “sangwoo” is mister bitch-hoe

cutie patootie : Haha, yeah!! ^^

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong ──➤ hottest bitch of the south : dont be a hater minyeo, theyre beautiful together!!!

bitch-hoe : ..I appreciate that, Gi-hun.

attempted murderer : Now, im also mentally pinning that

attempted murderer : Ssangmun-dong is gihun….

bitch-hoe : Okay, back on the reason why I decided to come back to this hellhole.

bitch-hoe : Is this Sae-byeok or not?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : nope!! not her

bitch-hoe : ..Then, who is this on her profile?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : theyre not on the account, theyre on her phone

bitch-hoe : Ah, so they’re student, I’m guessing?

attempted murderer : Yepyeppp

attempted murderer : Sae-byeok and I share a class and I sit next to her 😼

token straight : like she lets you

attempted murderer : She doesnt have a choice😽

token straight : LOL

attempted murderer : And after class, she went to the bathroom and left her phone so i took it…

attempted murderer : Im hiding in a bathroom stall across the hall, opposite of which bathroom saebyeok went into heh

bitch-hoe : Ah, I understand now.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : im adopting you

bitch-hoe : Oh my god, Gi-hun no.

hottest bitch of the south : HELL NO

hottest bitch of the south : IM ADOPTING THEM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NNO I SAID IT FIRTS

hottest bitch of the south : IDGAFFF FUCK YOU IM ADOPTING THEM

attempted murderer : Im gigglinghehehe

token straight : i assure u that you will giggle even more if u actually were in this gc

attempted murderer : Omg i need to add my number in here befo

attempted murderer : WHjsxkmaokw,s.,soap, osodks

token straight : uhh

attempted murderer : Kwkdmd,laox,.s.s,xlxoanaepckquayzhwmd.,d…,,1

hottest bitch of the south : whats happening to my child

cutie patootie : Do you think Sae-byeok found them?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH NO

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SHE PRIBABLY DID

attempted murderer : Qowoodmdsmdp.s,d,d,ospapa..edpclwjdociak.11:- wo,xijwid:#;73…. :;

attempted murderer : PLaujyer#24 0.jueule.aala,dxmje’w.

token straight : oh yeah no whoever this mystery person was

token straight : theyre GONE now

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NOOOOO SILLY PERSON NOOOOOOOO💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

hottest bitch of the south : MY CHILD💔💔💔💔

bitch-hoe : You don’t even know their name??

hottest bitch of the south : shut the fuck up bitch-hoe

attempted murderer : .

cutie patootie : Oh!

cutie patootie : Is it actually you this time, Sae-byeok?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : haha uhhh

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : hi?? saebyeok???

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : if it is you that is????

attempted murderer : Everyone, ignore and forget everything that just happened.

hottest bitch of the south : yeah that is NAWT happening anytime soon🎀

attempted murderer : Die.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : saebyeok who was that?😄😄

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : friend of yours??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : if so, theyre really nice!

attempted murderer : She isn’t a friend.

hottest bitch of the south : uh huh yeah and im santa claus

attempted murderer : Fuck off.

attempted murderer : If anything you would be the elf, because of how skinny and fraile you look.

hottest bitch of the south : ?????OKAY ASSHOLE??.?

hottest bitch of the south : FFUCK YOU🖕🖕🖕🖕

token straight : HELP

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BWHAHWHAHAH

bitch-hoe ──➤ hottest bitch of the south : Is it because you’re a ho-ho-ho?

hottest bitch of the south : 😦

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh my GOD SANGWOO

token straight : HEHEHEHWUAUSUUEJAKAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

bitch-hoe : Am I wrong.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i meannn

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : no?? im not saying you are its just like

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : DAMN

hottest bitch of the south : FUCK ALL YALL

bitch-hoe : No thank you.

Notes:

sorry if the ending of this chapter is abrupt…. i justwanted to get this chapter out as soon as i could gang☹️☹️💔💔
also i swear on MY OWN SOUL, NOBODY ELSES,THAT JIYEONG WILL BE ADDED TO GC IN THE NEXT CHAPTER. I PROMISE!!!!

Chapter 10: jiyeong in da HOUSEE

Summary:

THE JEJU GIRL IS FINALLY HEREEEEE ❗️❗️❗️❗️

Notes:

HI GUYS SORRY FOR THE DELAY ON THIS CHAPTERRR, LIFE GOT HECTIC AND SCHOOL STARTED BEATING MY ASS BUT THANKFULLY I WAS ABLE TO FINISH THIS CHAPTER FOR YALL !!!!!

EXPECT SLOWER UPDATES FROM THIS MOMENT ON BECAUSE I DONT THINK SCHOOL IS PLANNING ON GOING EASIER ON ME ANYTIME SOON…. BUT PLEASE BEAR WITH ME!!! I PROMISE EVERYONE WILL BE ADDED🩵🩵🩵

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK )

FRIDAY, 12:11PM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : waitwait no im still curious

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : saebyeok who was on ur phone?? 😄

attempted murderer : It’s really none of your business.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : she said she was in one of ur classes though!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : and she seems really close with you, so friend of yours is a friend of mine!!!

attempted murderer : She isn’t my friend.

hottest bitch of the south : why are you so defensive over this?? is it more than a friend or somthing

hottest bitch of the south : ur gf or what??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OOU IS IT

attempted murderer : No.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : aw darn

token straight : did u honestly expect saebyeok to have a lover bro??

token straight : i mean no offense saebyeok but ur REALLY scary

token straight : you would probably scare off anyone trying to ask you out

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : shes not scary!

bitch-hoe : Really now.

token straight : did you just agree that saebyeok is scary

bitch-hoe : To you all, she is scary. Just not to me.

attempted murderer : I’ll make you afraid of me, smart ass.

bitch-hoe : I’d like to see you try.

cutie patootie : I would have to agree with Sang-woo and Jung-bae hyung, Gi-hun.. she is rather intimidating

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ..okay fine she is a LITTLE scary

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BUT LIKE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SHES STILL VERY PRETTY!!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : im sure someone would still like her despite of her scariness😁😁😁

cutie patootie : That’s true, she is very pretty!! :D

hottest bitch of the south : scariness more like bitchiness bc godDAMN is she a bitch

token straight : i love how i know that ur talking about the first time you met her

hottest bitch of the south : OF COURSE???

hottest bitch of the south : SHE STABBED ME IN MYSHOULDER 💔💔💔

hottest bitch of the south : if anyone EVER dates her i send them my condolences

attempted murderer : I don’t appreciate you all talking about how my love life is as if I’m not here.

attempted murderer : So drop the topic before I make your heads drop.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yes maam

cutie patootie : Oh dear..

bitch-hoe : Don’t worry, Ali. She won’t actually do anything.

token straight : i reaaaally doubt that😭😭🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : CHANGING THE TOPIC!!!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : saebyeok whoever 2as texting on ur phone seemed really nice and i think she was gonna add herself here before you uhh

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : killed her

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHICH I HOPE YOU DID NOT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : but if u actially didnt kill her could you

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : maybe………. add her yourself here??🤩

attempted murderer : .

attempted murderer : No.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : AW CMON PLEASE ☹️☹️

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I WANT MORE FRIENDS IN HERE

bitch-hoe : Are we not enough?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i just want more ok😞

attempted murderer : Fuck off about itAheidjhha,,,ekdiksl.a snk

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : huh

attempted murderer : AhI GUYS

token straight : ??? uh

attempted murderer : ITS ME AGAI NW

cutie patootie : Oh!! hello!!

token straight : oh wow you actually arent dead

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH MY GOD HIHIHIHIIII

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HOW R U BACK

attempted murderer : I WASAB LE TOSNATCHENF HER FOHNE AGWIWN

attempted murderer : IM RUNRIHG FROMR HER RIGHRYNIW

hottest bitch of the south : ADD URSELF HERE BEFORE SHE GETS YOU GIRL

hottest bitch of the south : I NEED YOUR ENERGY IN HERE

attempted murderer : AOKY

attempted murderer : ONENSEOCND

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YAYAYWYAYAYAYAY

hottest bitch of the south : HELL YEAAAAAHHHHG

token straight : HOW ARE ANY OF YOU ABLE TO COMPREHEND WHAT SHES TYPING LOL

bitch-hoe : We’re friends with Gi-hun. That’s how.

hottest bitch of the south : real

token straight : okay wait thats fair bc rereading it, i can completely understand what she said

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IM CHOOSING TO ASSUME THAT YOU MEANT THAT IN A NICE WAY

bitch-hoe : I don’t care if you do.

attempted murderer : FUCKF I NEARLY TRIPEPD OVER MYSELF AND ALMSOTTHREW MYSELFUOFF THE SEOCND FLORO💔💔💔

cutie patootie : Oh no!! be careful!!

token straight : IMAGINE WITNESSING A STUDENT HURL HERSELF OFF THE SECOND FLOOR WHILE BEING ON A PHONE😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : HELPP

bitch-hoe : Please rethink your decision, new girl.

bitch-hoe : I can’t handle Mi-nyeo, Sae-byeok and Gi-hun in here already.

bitch-hoe : And based on how much you’ve spoken to us on here and your manner of texting, please don’t add yourself to my ever growing headache.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : we love you too bro!!❤️❤️❤️

hottest bitch of the south : you* its just you that loves him

bitch-hoe : It’s better that way.

attempted murderer has added Ji-yeong to the groupchat.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH

bitch-hoe : .

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH MY GOD

bitch-hoe : God is dead.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IS THAT YOU??🤩🤩

attempted murderer : YESY

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HURRAAHHH!!!🎉🎉🎉

hottest bitch of the south : LETS GOO🗣️🗣️🗣️

cutie patootie : Yay! :DD

token straight : welcome to hell new face🙏

bitch-hoe : Welcome to hell, indeed.

attempted murderer : THNAKKALL OF YIUFOR YOUR WA RMGREETEINGS!!,

attempted murderer : OHFUCKJWNHDBM.AWOODDK,A,SJD

attempted murderer : SH EGOTMY ANKLE HERLLDP

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : UHOH

hottest bitch of the south : GIRL RUN

attempted murderer : ARYHAHJK NEME,W.,E,E,,

cutie patootie : …Is she okay?

bitch-hoe : I don’t think so.

attempted murderer : BYEGUYS CHATAUOU ALLKAYEYR

token straight : oh yep shes dead fr now😭

hottest bitch of the south : at least girly in the groupchat now

cutie patootie : That’s true! :D

cutie patootie : I’m glad to see more people being added here!! it’s fun to have more people to talk to!

cutie patootie : Though I hope she’s okay in real life right now..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF!!😄😄😄

attempted murderer : All of you are dead to me.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WGATWAIT WHY☹️☹️

hottest bitch of the south : WHAT DID WE DO???💔💔💔

attempted murderer : Encourage her.

hottest bitch of the south : SHE WANTED TO ADD HERSLEF HERE????

attempted murderer : I don’t care. You’re all dead to me.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : thats ok….we love you too saebyeok!!!

attempted murderer : Cease to exist.

hottest bitch of the south ──➤ attempted murderer : even ali??

attempted murderer : .

cutie patootie : ?

attempted murderer : Excluding him, I guess.

hottest bitch of the south : literally nobody could get mad at ali and this is proof

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : as it should be??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : whoever gets mad at ali has no good reason to whatsoEVER!!!,!

token straight : real

bitch-hoe : Correct.

cutie patootie : Uhm, thank you all?

( bitch-hoe reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SANGWOO😭😭❤️❤️

bitch-hoe : Shut it. Don’t make a big deal out of this.

cutie patootie : Awe, Sang-woo!!

attempted murderer : Okay, I’m leaving. I don’t wanna deal with this.

hottest bitch of the south : oh my fucking god

hottest bitch of the south : surrounded by homosexuals

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : says the bisexual😭😭

token straight : ???

token straight : what am i then

hottest bitch of the south : you dont count ur a minority in this gc

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LMAOOO

token straight : 😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WAIT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SANGWOO WE DIDN’T DISCUSS WHERE WERE GONNA HAVE YOUR AND ALIS RELATIONSHIP CELEBRATION

bitch-hoe : You’re seriously still on that?

bitch-hoe : We’re not having a celebration for this.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH CMON SANGWOO!! PLEASEE🙁🙁🙁

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ALI, CONVINCE YOUR BOYFRIEND TO CELEBRATE THIS MEMORABLE MOMENT

cutie patootie : Uh, I’d rather prefer if we didn’t celebrate this Gi-hun, I’m sorry

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NOOOOOOOO

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BUT BUT BUT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WE COULD INVITE THE NEW GIRL, WHICH COULD HELP US GET TO KNOW HER BETTER ALI!!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THATD BE FUN RIGHTF

cutie patootie : Oh!

cutie patootie : That’s actually smart to do..

bitch-hoe : Ali. Dear no.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : AKSLEDXAWANDUW

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : DEAR??🥺🥺🥺

hottest bitch of the south : holy fuck MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHITTT

bitch-hoe : Shut. up.

bitch-hoe : Both of you.

token straight : giggling😭

cutie patootie : But Sang-woo, this really could be a good opportunity to get to know the new girl..

bitch-hoe : We even haven’t known her for long enough. We barely even know how old she is.

bitch-hoe : We aren’t even sure if she’d be interested in joining as well.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : she said that she shared a class with saebyeok before and with how she texts…. id assume that shes around her age

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : she also seems like the type to join us for celebrating ur relationship even if she doesnt know us all that well so like…

bitch-hoe : No.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SANGWOO CMON MANNN PLEASE

cutie patootie : Please Sang-woo? just this once!

bitch-hoe : .

hottest bitch of the south : ooh hes folding

token straight : this is so fun to watch

cutie patootie : :((

bitch-hoe : Goddamnit.

bitch-hoe : Fine. You win.

( the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong & cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

cutie patootie : Yay!!

cutie patootie : Thank you jagiya! <3

bitch-hoe : .

token straight : aww

hottest bitch of the south : oh my days

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH MY GODDDDDD🥺🥺🥺🥺

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : JAGIYAAAAA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

cutie patootie : Did I.. use the right term?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YOU DID YOU DID YOU DID YOU REALLY DIDDDD❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

token straight : got my single ass smiling💔

hottest bitch of the south : when is it my turn to be happy

token straight : LMAO REAL

bitch-hoe : I think m abou ttopas out,,.

token straight : HUH

hottest bitch of the south : ???HELP??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WIAT ONONONO SANGWOO DONT PASS OUT WHAT THE FUCK

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WE STILL NEED TO DISCUSS WETEHR WRRE HOSTING IT IN UR DORM OR MINE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SANGWOO?.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SANGWOOO???

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : omg did he actually pass out

cutie patootie : Oh no!! I’ll go find him!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WAIT LET ME GO WITH YOU WE NEED TO PLAN THIS MORE

hottest bitch of the south : IM CRYING HIS GAY ASS OVERHEATED HAHWHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA

token straight : BAHAHHAHAHAHW

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK, JI-YEONG )

FRIDAY, 2:17PM

hottest bitch of the south : is that girl who wason saebyeoks phone earlier still alive bro

hottest bitch of the south : ive been awaiting her appearance in the chat for the past like hour

hottest bitch of the south : im getting bored of waiting

token straight : her final message was that “shell chat us later”

hottest bitch of the south : whyd you say “final message” as if shes currently dead😭😭

token straight : i mean she was up against saebyeok so like

token straight : her being dead might rn not be too far off…….

cutie patootie : She might’ve gotten hurt while running from Sae-byeok, I’d assume..

cutie patootie : I hope she’s okay

hottest bitch of the south : nah i got faith in her im sure she can thug it out

token straight : im guessing that her name is ji-yeong

token straight : since that was her name when she joined the chat

hottest bitch of the south : wow thank you captain obvious🎀

token straight : man shut up i was just saying

cutie patootie : Ooh, she has a rather pretty name :o

token straight : true

token straight : btw ali is sangwoo ok?

cutie patootie : Oh!! yes, he’s ok!

cutie patootie : Gi-hun and I found him sitting at a bench in one of the hallways with his head in his hands..

cutie patootie : He seemed really flustered haha

hottest bitch of the south : damn ali calling him jagiya nearly sent him to the afterlife early 😭😭

token straight : and did u guys talk about where the party will be held

token straight : just asking now bc im sure gihun will forget to mention it lol

hottest bitch of the south : sounds like smth gihun would do

cutie patootie : Ah, it’ll be happening at Gi-hun’s dorm!

cutie patootie : Sang-woo didn’t like the idea of Mi-nyeo in his dorm, so..

hottest bitch of the south : damn okay well fuck him too

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : hi guys 😁😁

cutie patootie : Hi Gi-hun!

token straight : hey bro

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : has the new girl come around to chatting here yet 😄

hottest bitch of the south : ive been waiting for like 2 hours or so but she hasnt said shit💔

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : aw what🙁

cutie patootie : I’m sure she’ll chat soon enough, don’t worry!

token straight : at least we know her name now though

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT HOW

token straight : its her fucking username dumbass??😭

hottest bitch of the south : this is gihun ur talking to

hottest bitch of the south : did you forget how slow he is💔

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I DIDNTPROCESS IT WHEN SHE ADDED HERSELF LEAVE ME ALONE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : but anyway her name is really pretty!!😄😄

token straight : do u think it would be okay for us to call her jiyeong or is it too weird

token straight : bc like she hasnt properly introduced herself yet

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : actually wait yeah

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : lets just label her as “new girl” for now..

hottest bitch of the south : maaaaan if shes dead could she revive any time soon💔💔💔

hottest bitch of the south : ive been bedrotting too long doing nothing while waiting for her

bitch-hoe : And whose fault is that.

cutie patootie : Hi Sang-woo! :))

cutie patootie : I hope you’re feeling better than before!

( bitch-hoe reacted with ❤️ )

bitch-hoe : I am. Thank you Ali.

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

hottest bitch of the south : boy get this gay shit outta my face

hottest bitch of the south : and ITS SAEBYEOKS FAULT??? OBVIOUSLY

hottest bitch of the south : DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU THAT SHE STABBED ME

bitch-hoe : You were the one egging her on.

hottest bitch of the south : I WA SONLYJOKIN G I DIDNT KNOW SHE WOULDVE TAKEN IT SERIOUSLY DAMN

bitch-hoe : You also have definitely recovered well enough to function with your current injuries, so you’ve most definitely had your chances to get out of bed and do something with your life for once.

hottest bitch of the south : okay ykw

hottest bitch of the south : fuck you, you shouldve passed out for real🖕🖕🖕

token straight : HEHHAHHAHAHAHA

Ji-yeong : heh,,, hello guys 🤫🤫

Ji-yeong : sorry for not chatting sooner,, lowkey forgot about this chat for a while

hottest bitch of the south : HOLY SHIT

hottest bitch of the south : FINALLY

hottest bitch of the south : HEYYY GIRL

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH MY GOD HI!!!!!!

cutie patootie : Oh! hello new girl! :DD

token straight : oh hey

Ji-yeong : wow most of yall were anticipating me, im so flattered,,🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WELCOME TO THE GC!!!! 😄😄

Ji-yeong : honored to be here !!😸😸

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IM SO GLAD UR HERE, IVE BEEN WANTING NEW PEOPLE TO JOIN FOR A WHILE

token straight : what, are we getting boring, gihun??

token straight : im hurt bro…💔

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN DUDE🙁🙁🙁

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I LOVE YOU GUYS😞😞😞

cutie patootie : We love you too, Gi-hun!! :))

hottest bitch of the south : eeeeh idk about “WE”

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : man im so under appreciated in my OWN gc and friendgroup

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I SHOULD BE THE ONE HURT

cutie patootie : Nooo, I appreciate you Gi-hun!! :((

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : thank you ali💔💔

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ur like my favorite person EVER…

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

cutie patootie : Aw.. I’m glad you think of me that way, Gi!! :))

hottest bitch of the south : gihun ur literally like the most dramatic man ive ever met 😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : so much so that sometimes i forget ur pushing 30

Ji-yeonh : CHEAPSKATE IS PUSHING 30 ???

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ??? IM ONLY 24

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : STOP OVEREXAGGERATING MY AGE😭😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : yeah well ur officially turning 30 in what?? 6 years??

hottest bitch of the south : like okay unc

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : DUDE🙁

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NEED I REMIND U THAT UR ONLY A YEAR YOUNGER??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : QUIT IT RIGHT NOW!!!!

hottest bitch of the south : nana booboo🎀🎀

token straight : i thought we were supposed to be chatting with the new member of this hell of a groupchat guys

cutie patootie : Oh! I forgot! D:

hottest bitch of the south : WAIT YEAH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SORRY NEW GIRL😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : MY FRIENDS (except ali) ARE ALL ASSHOLES TO ME

Ji-yeong : LMAOO I CAN SEE THAT

hottest bitch of the south : hes just so stupid and pathetic at times girl

hottest bitch of the south : youll see what i mean once you stick around long enough

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HEY☹️☹️☹️

Ji-yeong : BAHAHAHAHAA

cutie patootie : I hope you didn’t feel too left out on the conversation just now, miss!

Ji-yeong : i honestly didnt mind watching it all unfold, but i appreciate you guys remembering my existence LOL

Ji-yeong : btw enough with the “new girl” crap and the formalities, just call me by my name😽

cutie patootie : Ah, okay Ji-yeong! :))

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OUHH OK

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ur name is rlly pretty btw 😄😄

cutie patootie : It is!! :))

Ji-yeong : daw thank you both,,,

token straight : btw congrats on saebyeok not killing you

Ji-yeong : ur congratulations is greatly appreciated, my good sir ! 😼

Ji-yeong : my ankle lowkey hurts a bit tho from her grabbing it really hard,,

token straight : yknow what, saebyeok having a crazy iron grip doesnt seem too far-fetched

hottest bitch of the south : how did she even grab it😭😭

Ji-yeong : oh while i was running down one of the hallways with her right behind me, i was focused on typing before noticing that i was about to run into the wall last second

Ji-yeong : and so i instinctively swerved and fell over with how fast i fell and saebyeok

Ji-yeong : ran into the wall,,,,

hottest bitch of the south : ??? LMAOO???

token straight : DAMN?

Ji-yeong : yeah and i thought i couldve gotten away in time so i tried to get up as fast as i could but before i could start running again, she gripped my ankle TIGHTLY

Ji-yeong : like TIGHTLY TIGHTLY

Ji-yeong : she made me fall over and land on my face bc of it

Ji-yeong : it was crazy

token straight : i could tell 😭😭😭

Ji-yeong : yeah,,, and with that the phone was eventually ripped out of my grasps,,,

hottest bitch of the south : well ur now a member in the “assaulted by saebyeok” club

hottest bitch of the south : welcome🎀

Ji-yeong : wait assaulted ??

Ji-yeong : whatd she do to u lol

hottest bitch of the south : oh yknow

hottest bitch of the south : STAB ME IN MY SHOULDER

Ji-yeong : WHAT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i still remember it like it was yesterday

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ali swung minyeos dorm door open and the first thing we see is saebyeok with her pocket knife standing over minyeo, who was very much cut the hell up and practically bleeding all over the place😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : christ i got shivers just remembering it💔

hottest bitch of the south : would not recommend getting on saebyeoks nerves too much

Ji-yeong : LMAOOO

Ji-yeong : THATS CRAZY

Ji-yeong : SHE DID ALLAT ???

hottest bitch of the south : YES.

hottest bitch of the south : SHE HAD THE INTENT TO KILL ME ACTUALLY

Ji-yeong : OH !

Ji-yeong : honestly,, thats not all that surprising

Ji-yeong : she looks the type to kill with no remorse

hottest bitch of the south : ur right on that

hottest bitch of the south : BUT THANKFULLY ALI SAVED ME🙏🙏

hottest bitch of the south : thank you again ali i genuinely owe you big time

cutie patootie : It was nothing, don’t worry! :))

Ji-yeong : ok wait

Ji-yeong : i need a guide to who is who like right now,,

Ji-yeong : bc i feel so lost on the names

token straight : i thought you said you mentally pinned like two peoples names on here

Ji-yeong : i did ?

token straight : yeah

Ji-yeong : i

Ji-yeong : i forgot

Ji-yeong : did i actually say that wait

hottest bitch of the south : LMAOO

token straight : LOL??

Ji-yeong : man i cant remember if i did or not please just introduce yourselves to me properly💔

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OKAYYAYA!!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : MY NAME IS GIHUN, @token straight IS JUNGBAE, @cutie patootie IS ALI, @bitch-hoe IS SANGWOO, @hottest bitch of the south IS MINYEO, @little short dick man IS DEOKSU, AND IM SURE U ALREADY KNOW WHO @attempted murderer IS!!!! 😁😁😁

Ji-yeong : ahhh okok i see,,,

Ji-yeong : nice to meet you all, as you all already know, my name is jiyeong !!! 😽😽

Ji-yeong : cannot wait for what mischief will occur here,,,,

Notes:

chat,,, im lowkey thinking of not adding namggi anymore bc i lowkey cant think of how their dynamic would be 🙁🙁🙁 im sorry to those who were looking forward to them but i just cant think of a way to ship them that isnt toxic💔💔💔

Chapter 11: the doc is in da building

Summary:

jiyeong finds out the guys she kicked and hit before are sangwoo and gihun and byeonggi is added to the chat for some reason…..

Notes:

AAAHHH IM SCARED I MIGHTVE RUSHED TGIS IM SORRY IF ITS DOOKIE

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK, JI-YEONG )

FRIDAY, 2:46PM

bitch-hoe : I already feel tired of this.

Ji-yeong : now that isnt a good attitude to show a new member! 😿

hottest bitch of the south : yeah BITCH-HOE show some more enthusiasm

bitch-hoe : Piss off, Mi-nyeo.

hottest bitch of the south : mayor of frown town over here😭😭🙏🙏

token straight : HAHAHAHA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : cmon sangwoo dont be like that!!😁

bitch-hoe : I am going to turn my phone off. And focus on class.

bitch-hoe : And I hope all of you are going to be doing the same right now.

bitch-hoe : Goodbye.

Ji-yeong : dang okay dad

cutie patootie : Bye, Sang-woo! :))

( bitch-hoe reacted with ❤️ )

hottest bitch of the south : said he was gonna turn his phone off and focus but still had the time to react to his boyfriends message

hottest bitch of the south : somebody KILL THIS GUY🗣️🗣️🗣️

token straight : LOLL😭😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : theyre so sweet im gonna cry😭😭❤️❤️

cutie patootie : That’s nice of you to say, Gi-hun! :))

( the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : no problem my angel!!!

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

cutie patootie : I’ll be turning my phone off now too, goodbye everyone! :))

( the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong & Ji-yeong reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OHH OKK

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BYE ALIII

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

Ji-yeong : bye sir cutie patootie,,,,

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

token straight : cya ali

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

hottest bitch of the south : bye al🙏

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

Ji-yeong : im suddenly curious

Ji-yeong : how old r all of you here ?

Ji-yeong : like i know cheapskate is like 30 or something but how about the rest of yall

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WDYM 30???

hottest bitch of the south : BEHEHWAHWWAHSHAHAHHAHAHAHA

token straight : LMFAOOOAAOOAOAO

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : DONT LAUGH🙁🙁

Ji-yeong : LMAO R U NOT ??

Ji-yeong : I REMEMEBER SMTH WITH U AND BEING 30

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NO I AM NOT FUCKING 30. I AM 24.

token straight : practically 30 already if you ask me

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : SHUT UP JUNGBAE

hottest bitch of the south : hes right tho🎀

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : man saebyeok should kill you both😒

Ji-yeong : LOLLL

hottest bitch of the south : okay anyways to answer ur question girl

hottest bitch of the south : pretty sure u already know saebyeoks age so excluding her..

hottest bitch of the south : gihun and jungbae are 24, bitchhoe and i are 23 and ali is 22

token straight : im giggling at how sangwoo is the only one whose called by his username on here😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : the user is too good for it to go ignored 🎀

Ji-yeong : holy shit yall are old

hottest bitch of the south : girl tell that to gihun

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : DUDE

token straight : HAHAHAHA

hottest bitch of the south : am i wrong though?💋

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YES?? I AM 24 GODDAMNITT

Ji-yeong : wait jungbae and gihun r the same age??

Ji-yeong : who does he think he is calling gihun 30 yrs old 😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : EXACTLY

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THANK YOU JIYEONG LET ME ADOPT YOU

hottest bitch of the south : HELL NAW SHES MINE BITCH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : FUCK YOUO

Ji-yeong : LMAOAOAOA

token straight : since im a few months younger it doesnt count trust

Ji-yeong : ok fair enough

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : JIYEONG YOU TRAITOR😭😭😭

Ji-yeong : wait how old is the other guy in here

Ji-yeong : the one the hasnt talked yet

hottest bitch of the south : oh @little short dick man ??

Ji-yeong : yeah that guy

Ji-yeong : his username is SO FUNNY TO ME btw

token straight : apparently its true according to minyeo💔

hottest bitch of the south : yes its fucking non-existent frfr

Ji-yeong : LMAO??

hottest bitch of the south : anyways deoksu is

hottest bitch of the south : oh ewaiy

hottest bitch of the south : holy shit gihun isnt the unc of the group actually

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : wait seriously??

token straight : why isnt he?

hottest bitch of the south : deoksu is twenty fucking five😭😭🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HUH

token straight : OH HE IS?

token straight : I ASSUMED HE WAS LIKE OUR AGE BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY OLDER

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IF YOU THOUGHT HE MIGHTVE BEEN SLIGHTLY OLDER, WHY WERE YOU ALWAYS ON MY ASS ABOUT BEING OLD????☹️☹️

token straight : dude do u really think im gonna tease deoksu out of all people over being older

token straight : HELL no

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okay fair

Ji-yeong : congratulations gihun, cheapskate of ssangmun-dong, you actually arent the unc after all,,

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HOORAYYY🎉🎉🎉🎉

hottest bitch of the south : still gonna call you unc tho🎀

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT WHY🙁

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WE JUST CAME TO THE REALIZATION OF THE FACT THAT DEOKSU IS 25??

hottest bitch of the south : bc its funny

token straight : real

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : MAN FUCK YOU BOTH I HATE YOU😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : 💋

token straight : love you too bro🙏

Ji-yeong : LMAOOAOOAOAOA

hottest bitch of the south : now IM curious jiyeong

hottest bitch of the south : how old r u

Ji-yeong : weird question coming from a 23 year old toward someone who has shown signs of being younger than them…

hottest bitch of the south : EXCUSE YOU??

token straight : LOLLL

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yeah minyeo what are you asking that for…🤨

hottest bitch of the south : DO NOT MAKE ASSUMPTIONS OF ME UNC

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : STOP IT WITH THE UNC ALREADY

token straight : MY STOMACH HURTS STOP IT IVE BEEN TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGH FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES AT THIS CONVO

hottest bitch of the south : JIYEONG JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION DONT MAKE THIS WEIRD OR COMPLICATED💔💔

Ji-yeong : HWHAHAHAHAHAA

Ji-yeong : okokk fineeee..

Ji-yeong : im 18 gangy

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OOOH

hottest bitch of the south : holy shit

token straight : oh damn ur young

token straight : i kinda assumed u were atleast 20

hottest bitch of the south : UR A LITERAL INFANT??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : RIGHT?? WEVE GOT TWO BABIES IN HERE NOW

Ji-yeong : ???WHAT IS UR DEFINITION OF INFANT😭😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : that anyone under 20 is immediately an infant

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : real

Ji-yeong : girl💔

Ji-yeong : oop professor looking at me

Ji-yeong : ok,, ill chat you all again laterrr ! nice meeting you alll and thank yall for having me here😽😽

( the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong, token straight & hottest bitch of the south reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BYE BYE JIYEONGG NICE MEETING YOU AS WELLL!!!

( Ji-yeong reacted with ❤️ )

hottest bitch of the south : BYE GIRLL

( Ji-yeong reacted with ❤️ )

token straight : cya later🙏

( Ji-yeong reacted with ❤️ )

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK, JI-YEONG )

FRIDAY, 3:23PM

Ji-yeong : i,, just backread on the older chats out of curiousity and oh my GOD

Ji-yeong : @bitch-hoe ARE YOU THE GUY WITH GLASSES IN THE OLDER PICS SHARED HERE

bitch-hoe : …Yes, why?

Ji-yeong : OH MY GOD

bitch-hoe : ..Why are you so shocked

Ji-yeong : okay so like

Ji-yeong : do u remember

Ji-yeong : a girl kicking you over in a hallway

bitch-hoe : Yes.

bitch-hoe : Wait why are you suddenly mentioning this?

Ji-yeong : because,,,

Ji-yeong : i am,, that girl,,,,

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHTA

bitch-hoe : .

token straight : OH SHIT

hottest bitch of the south : OH????

hottest bitch of the south : SERIOUSLY??

Ji-yeong : YES THATS ME

hottest bitch of the south : ???? OH MY GOD

token straight : WHAT

hottest bitch of the south : I FEEL LIKE IM MEETING A CELEBRITY RIGHT NOW

hottest bitch of the south : THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PRACTICALLY TORTURING SANGWOO AND GIHUN

hottest bitch of the south : IT GAVE ME GREAT BELLY LAUGHS

bitch-hoe : I hate you.

Ji-yeong : LMAOOOO

Ji-yeong : SORRY MISTER BITCH-HOE🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OMGOMG

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WAIT LET ME APOLOGIZE FOR SCARING YOU THE FIRST TIME I APPROACHED U, IT WAS PROBABLY REALLY SUDDEN FOR U IM SORRY

Ji-yeong : WHAT WDYM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LIKE DO U REMEMBER A GUY APPROACHING YOU BY TAPPING YOU FROM BEHIND BEFORE KICKING HIS KNEE

Ji-yeong : OH MY GODF

Ji-yeong : MISTER CHEAPSKATE….. THTA EAS YOU?.???!??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YES IT WAS

Ji-yeong : WGSHAAATT

Ji-yeong : LMAOO WAIT NO YOU DIDNT SCARE ME

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HUH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHY DID YOU ALWAYS HIT ME AND RUN AWAY THEN

Ji-yeong : IT WAS BC I DIDNT WANNA TALK TO YOU,,,,

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT WHY☹️

Ji-yeong : BC IT REALLY SEEMED LIKE

Ji-yeong : U WERE TRYNA GET MY NUMBR AND MINGLE WIT ME,,,

Ji-yeong : YKWIM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh.

hottest bitch of the south : BWWAAAAAAGAHAGAHAHAHGA

token straight : OH MY GOD😭😭😭😭😭

Ji-yeong : SO I JUST ,, DID WHAT I NEEDED TO DO AND RUN

Ji-yeong : SO IM SORRY GIHUN,,😿

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : its ok…..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : at least its good to know that u know how to protect yourself at any time i suppose!!🤩

hottest bitch of the south : im still giggling at the idea of gihun approaching a girl for her number

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yeah well what if i kill myself

cutie patootie : Noo Gi-hun!! :(

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OKAY DONT WORY ALI I WONT😄

Ji-yeong : why were you trying to talk to me in the first place actually

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OH

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i just wanted to add you to this gc bc you seemed nice 😄😄

Ji-yeong : EVEN AFTER I KICKED YOUR FRIEND??😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i like to look on the brightside of people

bitch-hoe : Clearly.

Ji-yeong : the angel n devil on ur shoulders ahh dynamic LOL

token straight : LMAOO THATS GENUINELY THEM

bitch-hoe : Ji-yeong, I would like to know as to why you kicked me in the hallway in the first place.

Ji-yeong : oh uhhhhr

Ji-yeong : it was because

Ji-yeong : you looked lowkey kickable..

Ji-yeong : and the voices got to me……

bitch-hoe : .

hottest bitch of the south : HELLO??

hottest bitch of the south : OH MY FUCKIDNG GOD PWHAHWAHHAHAHAA

hottest bitch of the south : JIYEONG I NEED TO ADOPT YOU

hottest bitch of the south : SOMEONE GET ME THE PAPERS

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NOO I WANNA ADOPT HER

hottest bitch of the south : TOUGH LUCK BUDDY

Ji-yeong : LMAOOAOAO

bitch-hoe : I’m rethinking my decision about inviting you both to the celebration tonight.

Ji-yeong : NOOO IM SORRY I WANNA MEET YOU ALL😿😿😿😿

hottest bitch of the south : u are a whole ass BITCH if you dont allow me in the party sangwoo

hottest bitch of the south : I WILL break the windows trust

bitch-hoe : Try it.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ???MAYBE DONT TRY IT BC ITS MY DORM?????

token straight : IM CRYING STOP IM GIGGLING TOO MUCH

cutie patootie : Nooo Sang-woo, I wanna meet Ji-yeong :((

bitch-hoe : ..Okay fine. She can still go.

Ji-yeong : YAAAAYY !!!!!!

bitch-hoe : ..Does Mi-nyeo have to go, though?

cutie patootie : She’s our friend as well, Sang-woo! >:(

bitch-hoe : Okay, okay.. fine.

hottest bitch of the south : ok wait guys i just had a random idea

cutie patootie : Oh?

cutie patootie : What is it, Mi-nyeo?

hottest bitch of the south : @the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong unc do u still remember tgat guy with circular glasses u saw in the hallway being gay as hell with deoksu that one time

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : STOP IT WITH THE UNC BRO🙁

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : but yes i remember, whaddabout him???

cutie patootie : Didn’t Sae-byeok say his name was Byeong-gi?

hottest bitch of the south : yes yes him

hottest bitch of the south : what if i added him here

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OHHH sure tgat be ok with me

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : but why though ??

hottest bitch of the south : just to spite deoksu bc i know that mf has some BIG feelings with that guy

( little short dick man reacted with 🖕 )

hottest bitch of the south : LMAO IMAGINE BEING MUTED BUM-SU

( little short dick man reacted with 🖕)

hottest bitch of the south : L L L L

( little short dick man reacted with 🖕 & 🤬 )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HELP??

cutie patootie : Oh dear o.o

token straight : HES COMMUNICATING THROUGH EMOJIS😭😭

Ji-yeong : WHHSHAHAHAHHAHAHA

hottest bitch of the south : BAHAHAHAHAHAAA U MAD AS HELLL

( little short dick man reacted with 🖕, 🤬 & 🔪 )

hottest bitch of the south : THE KNIFE EMOJI LMAOAOOOAOAO

token straight : LOL?????

hottest bitch of the south : OOO IM SO SCAREDD

( little short dick man reacted with 🖕 )

hottest bitch of the south : IM CRYING EBSHHAHHAHAHAHA

hottest bitch of the south : OK IM GONNA DO IT NOW

( little short dick man reacted with 🖕, 🤬, 🔪, 🪦 & ⚰️ )

Ji-yeong : THE DEATH THREATS THROUGH EMOJI REACTIONS ARE FRYING ME LMAOAOAOOAOA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NBEBWHWHAAHAHAHHAA

attempted murderer : This is possibly one of the most pathetic moments I’m witnessing Deok-su go through right now.

( little short dick man reacted with 🖕 )

attempted murderer : Its genuinely hilarious.

( little short dick man reacted with 🖕, 🪦 & ⚰️ )

Ji-yeong : heyyy saebyeokk 😸😸

attempted murderer : ..Hey, Ji-yeong.

Ji-yeong : i can sense that youre not feeling my vibe rn..

Ji-yeong : r u still upset that i forced my way in here ? 😿

attempted murderer : What the hell do you think.

Ji-yeong : awee cmon dont be so cold with me, saebyeok !!!!

Ji-yeong : i just wanted to be includeddd

Ji-yeong : im sorry,, 😿😿

attempted murderer : Whatever.

Ji-yeong : 😿😿😿

hottest bitch of the south : get this slow burn lesbian shit OUTTA HEREEE

Ji-yeong : woww…. ur lesbphobic……?

Ji-yeong : and for a moment i thought u were cool…….

hottest bitch of the south : girl

hottest bitch of the south : i too love women…..

hottest bitch of the south : and men sometimes

token straight : mostly*

hottest bitch of the south : god forbid a girl have preferences jungbae

Ji-yeong : imagine liking men

Ji-yeong : bleghh icky

hottest bitch of the south : okay new info dropped ur most definitely entirely a lesbian

Ji-yeong : naturallyyy😽😽

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OHH SO IS SAEBYEOK!!

Ji-yeong : o rly???

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i mean she didnt say it but i could most definitely tell

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BE WHO U AREE!!!

attempted murderer : Shut up.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ok.

Ji-yeong : HELP??

Ji-yeong : folded under ZERO PRESSURE

token straight : saying that as if saebyeok isnt one of the most intimidating mfs to ever walk to planet

hottest bitch of the south : real

Ji-yeong : idk im lowkey into her vibe

Ji-yeong : yall r just scaredy cats fr😼

cutie patootie : Mi-nyeo, what happened to adding Byeong-gi if you don’t mind me asking?

hottest bitch of the south : OH OOPS

hottest bitch of the south : lowkey got side tracked with the lebaneses

attempted murderer : .

Ji-yeong : LEBANESES LOL

hottest bitch of the south : yes lebaneses

hottest bitch of the south : ANYWAY

hottest bitch of the south has added Byeong-gi to the groupchat.

hottest bitch of the south : hello doc🎀

Byeong-gi : ..Hello?

Byeong-gi : What is this.

cutie patootie : Hello sir! :)

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HEY THEREE

token straight : another new member already wow

Ji-yeong : the family keeps on growing i suppose,,

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WLECOME TO MY GROUPCHAT FULL OF FRIENDS

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : EVEN THOUGH I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU ONCE, UR WELCOEM TO STYA!!

Byeong-gi has left the groupchat.

cutie patootie : Ah

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : oh ok.

Ji-yeong : damn he said he got better shit to do😭

token straight : LMAOOO

hottest bitch of the south : this gay bitch

hottest bitch of the south has added Byeong-gi to the groupchat.

hottest bitch of the south : ur not getting out of here that easily

Byeong-gi : Who even are you people

hottest bitch of the south : boy just look in the member list🎀

Byeong-gi : Mi-nyeo?

Byeong-gi : Is that you?

hottest bitch of the south : yepppp thats me gang

Byeong-gi : Why did you add me here?

hottest bitch of the south : why not 🤭🤭

Byeong-gi : …Okay

Byeong-gi : And why is Deok-su and Sae-byeok here as well?

attempted murderer : I’m being kept here against my will.

hottest bitch of the south : so is deoksu lol

Byeong-gi : How.. are you able to keep them here when they can just leave anytime?

hottest bitch of the south : i just keep readding them until they get tired💋

hottest bitch of the south : and i wont hesitate to do the same thing to you so dont try it

Byeong-gi : …Okay

Byeong-gi : Long time no see, by the way Sae-byeok.

attempted murderer : Long time no see, indeed.

Byeong-gi : How has life been treating you?

attempted murderer : Bad.

attempted murderer : Considering the fact I can’t leave this hellhole

Byeong-gi : That’s unfortunate.

hottest bitch of the south : cmon saebyeok you love us 🎀

Ji-yeong : frfr

attempted murderer : I will kill you both.

cutie patootie : Please don’t :(

Byeong-gi : Unfortunately, I only know three of you in here. So I’m gonna need everyone else’s names, please.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : OKAYA

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IM GIHUN, @token straight IS JUNGBAE, @cutie patootie IS ALI, @bitch-hoe IS SANG-WOO AND @Ji-yeong IS,,, YK,, JIYEONG😁😁

Byeong-gi : You have quite the energy, Gi-hun.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THANK YOU🤩🤩

Byeong-gi : Anyway, it’s nice to meet you all.

token straight : you too man

Ji-yeong : yew too😸

cutie patootie : Nice to meet you too, sir! :)

Byeong-gi : Please, just call me Byeong-gi. There’s no need for the formalities.

cutie patootie : Ah, okay then!

Byeong-gi : Sang-woo.. has an interesting nickname here.

bitch-hoe : Don’t pay it any mind. Please.

bitch-hoe : Mi-nyeo did this to me and I can’t figure out how to change it.

hottest bitch of the south : aw what u dont like it??

hottest bitch of the south : it suits you well💋

bitch-hoe : Fuck off.

cutie patootie : Both of you stop being mean to each other, please! at least not in front of Byeong-gi..

cutie patootie : This is a bad first impression

hottest bitch of the south : ali in the most respectful way possible

hottest bitch of the south : byeonggi and i have been friends for a while

hottest bitch of the south : he KNOWS how i am and how others treat + think of me

hottest bitch of the south : this is totally the usual for him trust

Byeong-gi : Can’t say I disagree.

cutie patootie : Ohh..

cutie patootie : How long have you two been friends if you don’t mind me asking? :)

Byeong-gi : Nearly two years now, I believe?

Byeong-gi : We met through Deok-su.

token straight : damn 2 years?

token straight : im surpised neither you or deoksu had tried to kill her yet somehow

Byeong-gi : I’m honestly too busy to try and from what I can gather, Deok-su can’t be bothered.

hottest bitch of the south : naw you guys love me frfr

Byeong-gi : You and Deok-su broke up after a week of being together.

Byeong-gi : And you both seemed deathly in love with each other

hottest bitch of the south : we broke up bc deoksu is an ASS

hottest bitch of the south : i was not the problem i swear on everybody soul

Ji-yeong : everybody dying😭😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : ssssshush up jiyeong before i hunt you down

Byeong-gi : Aren’t you still recovering from Sae-byeok’s attack?

hottest bitch of the south : yes but

hottest bitch of the south : i can function well enough trus t

Byeong-gi : ..I don’t know if I believe that

hottest bitch of the south : okay doctor homo

Byeong-gi : You seriously can’t find a better nickname? you’ve been calling me that ever since you found out my sexuality 8 months ago.

hottest bitch of the south : it suits you well though??? ur studying to be a doctor n ur a gay ass man

hottest bitch of the south : doctor homo is perfect

Byeong-gi : ..Okay.

hottest bitch of the south has changed Byeong-gi’s name.

doctor homo : .

doctor homo : I’m regretting allowing myself to stay here.

bitch-hoe : Welcome to hell.

token straight : LOL

Ji-yeong : BYEE😭😭

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : THE “ sick of this shit™ “ DUO HAHAHA

cutie patootie : Byeong-gi, would you mind coming to Gi-hun’s dorm on the 6th floor after classes?

cutie patootie : It’s okay if you can’t! I’ll understand

doctor homo : Oh, I could. Why?

cutie patootie : Well, we’re gonna be having a hang out there for fun and also get to know Ji-yeong more, since we only just met her today but haven’t met her in real life yet

cutie patootie : And it would be great for you to tag along as well, so we could get to know you too! :)

doctor homo : I’d be okay with that, actually.

doctor homo : I’d like to know what the occasion is though? I’m curious

cutie patootie : Ahh.. it’s kind of embarrassing saying this outloud actually >//<

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WERE CELEBRATING ALI AND SANGWOO GETTING TOGETHER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

doctor homo : Oh? they’re both are dating?

bitch-hoe : Since last night. We just got together.

doctor homo : Ah, well congrats to you both. :)

cutie patootie : Thank you, Byeong-gi!! :D

bitch-hoe : Thank you.

doctor homo : Well, what room is Gi-hun’s dorm?

Ji-yeong : oh yeah i was meaning to ask that a while ago but kept getting sidetracked bc of the convo lol

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : 6TH FLOOR, DORM ROOM 456‼️‼️

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : CANT WAIT TO MEET YOU BOTHH

doctor homo : I’ll see you all there.

Ji-yeong : YEW TOO UNCC /aff

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : STOP CALLING ME UNC IM GONNA CRY☹️☹️☹️☹️

token straight : unc

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : when i get you jungbae.

token straight : love u too bro🙏

attempted murderer : Yeah no, but I won’t be going.

cutie patootie : Awh :(

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NOOO WHY

attempted murderer : I would rather not deal with all of you.

Ji-yeong : ill make sure shes there guys dw

attempted murderer : .

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HUZZAHHHH🎉🎉🎉🎉

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LONG LIVE JIYEONG🙏🙏🙏

hottest bitch of the south : ok so everybody is going right after classes except deoksu rightf

token straight : yeah i think

doctor homo : Why is Deok-su not coming?

cutie patootie : Oh, he’s allowed to come!

cutie patootie : It’s just that I don’t think he will because he doesn’t think of us as friends and I don’t think he’s going to since he and Sae-byeok kind of had a bit of a fight in the chat earlier..

doctor homo : Ah, okay I see.

cutie patootie : Anyways, I’ll bring some snacks :DD

hottest bitch of the south : ILL BRING THE DRINKS😋😋😋

doctor homo : It’s just gonna a bunch of alcohol, isn’t it?

hottest bitch of the south : yep

Ji-yeong : HELL YEAH

token straight : make sure to bring some soju minyeo🙏🙏

hottest bitch of the south : who do u take me for??

hottest bitch of the south : im not gonna forget to bring soju bro 🎀🎀

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTEDDD🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

bitch-hoe : I’m already regretting this.

Ji-yeong : at least it isnt in your dorm, amirite?

bitch-hoe : …True.

Notes:

now that byeonggi is here… next member soon to be added!!!! is junho!!!! then yk whos next??? INHO!!!!! AAAAAAAAGH🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Chapter 12: beginning of the pARTAYYYY

Summary:

everybodays arriving to gihuns dorm and as always, something is always happening💔

Notes:

heh….. ENJOY READING GUYS…
(junho will be appearing either ghe next chapter after this or the one after the next chapter….. still thinking it over🤫🤫🤫)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK, JI-YEONG, BYEONG-GI )

FRIDAY, 4:17PM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : guys should i get decorations or somethinf..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I just got to my dorm and it feels underwhelming for a party to be in

bitch-hoe : Just leave it as it is. I don’t wanna walk in and immediately think I walked into a birthday party instead of a dorm room.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : well… i think im just gonna get some balloons and streamers..

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : wgat colors do u and ali want😁😁

bitch-hoe : Do you even have enough won to buy anything?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i have a bit…😊

bitch-hoe : Then do it, I guess.

cutie patootie : Oou, get yellow decorations! :D

cutie patootie : Yellow is my favorite color, haha!

Ji-yeong : oh thats so on brand of you ali

cutie patootie : Oh?

cutie patootie : Why?

Ji-yeong : bc thats the color of the sun,,, and ur practically the ray of sunshine in this group

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : AWW THATS TRUE WAITT

cutie patootie : Aw, that’s sweet of you to say Ji-yeong ^^

( Ji-yeong reacted with ❤️ )

bitch-hoe : It is very true.

bitch-hoe : You really don’t know how much you light my day up, Ali. I can’t help but say that.

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

cutie patootie : OH!!!! Sang-woo!!!!!!!

cutie patootie : That’s!!!!!! nice of you to say as well!!!!!!!!!

( bitch-hoe reacted with ❤️ )

bitch-hoe : Love you, dear. I’ll be in Gi-hun’s dorm soon.

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

cutie patootie : !!!!!!!!!!!! ILY TOO OKAY SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( bitch-hoe reacted with ❤️ )

attempted murderer : ..Did that really just happen

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I THINK I GOT DIABETES JUST READING THAT AAAAWWWHH🥺🥺🥺

hottest bitch of the south : i think. i threw up in my mouth a little.

hottest bitch of the south : please GET A ROOMM😭

token straight : i have never felt so single before until this moment holy shit

doctor homo : I yearn for a relationship like Ali and Sangwoo’s, honestly.

Ji-yeong : sighhh dont we all,,

Ji-yeong : that could be us saebyeok but ur just playing….

attempted murderer : What.

Ji-yeong : whta

hottest bitch of the south : OH GTFOOO WITH THE FLIRTING

hottest bitch of the south : MY GOD I HATE MY SINGLE LIFE

bitch-hoe : Ha.

hottest bitch of the south : I HOPE YOU DIE BITCH-HOE

bitch-hoe : Right back at you.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IM GONNA GO BUY THE DECORATIONS NOW BYE GUIS

token straight : dont get hit by a car or something bro🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i wont jungbae😒

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : how accident-prone do u think i am…

bitch-hoe : Completely. I think you are completely accident-prone, Gi-hun.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : sigh.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : okay…. bye..😔

Ji-yeong : bye bye mister cheapskate

( the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong reacted with ❤️ )

cutie patootie : Bye, Gi-hun! I appreciate you for going through all this trouble :))

( the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ITS NO PROBLEM MY ANGELL

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

hottest bitch of the south ──➤ doctor homo : hey did u have anyone in mind while typing this🤨🤨

doctor homo : ..No

hottest bitch of the south : lmao yeah sure homotron🙏🙏

Ji-yeong : im nosey who is it

doctor homo : MI-NYEO DO NOT

hottest bitch of the south : I DIDNT EVEN START TYPING YET DAMN

hottest bitch of the south : DW I WASNT GONNA SAY ANYTHING ANYWAY LMAO

hottest bitch of the south : sorry jiyeong, cant tell you anything

Ji-yeong : aw man

hottest bitch of the south : (for now…..)

doctor homo : Mi-nyeo.

hottest bitch of the south : SLASH JAY SLASH JAY

token straight : now ur making me curious what the hell is wrong with you😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : HAHWHAHAH

hottest bitch of the south : lowkey deal with it🎀

Ji-yeong : hey off topic but im feeling very left out on the nicknames😿

hottest bitch of the south : oh yeah you havent gotten a stupid nickname here yet

token straight : since we dont really know much about you, we cant really think of a nickname atm

token straight : ur gonna have to lore drop at some point

Ji-yeong : yeah that makes sense,,

Ji-yeong : maybe the hang out will help with that then 😸😸

hottest bitch of the south : true dat

hottest bitch of the south : prepare to either traumadump, share a funny story or just say smth random at any given time bc it WILL earn u a nickname

Ji-yeong : LOL

Ji-yeong : maam yes maam !

hottest bitch of the south : btw do we wear anything specific for this occasion or like wgat

bitch-hoe : Just wear clothes you are comfortable in.

bitch-hoe : That does not mean you can come in revealing clothing, Mi-nyeo.

hottest bitch of the south : LMAOOOO WAIT YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT

doctor homo : Oh god, you did not have to remind me.

token straight : oh my GOD YOU DIDNT NEED TO BRING THAT UP

token straight : ITS BACK UNDER MY EYELIDS FUCK

Ji-yeong : WAIT WHARTSHE DO

Ji-yeong : WHY AR EYIUNGUYS REACTING LIKE THAT

bitch-hoe : You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know.

hottest bitch of the south : i pulled up to university wearing sweatpants that rid low on my hips and showed off my thong and a sportsbra

hottest bitch of the south : lets just say ilnam did not appreciate what i did and suspended me for a week

doctor homo : It should’ve been more than a week, you damn freak..

hottest bitch of the south : thank you bestie🎀

Ji-yeong : ??HELP?

Ji-yeong : WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO DO THAT

hottest bitch of the south : the spirit of cunt💋

bitch-hoe : The spirit of harlotry.

hottest bitch of the south : and that too

hottest bitch of the south : also because a friend of mine dared me to🎀

attempted murderer : I am so glad to have transferred into the university late.

token straight : man lucky i wish i could unsee what i saw

token straight : both ali and gihuns luck were on their side that day bc they were off-campus that time

hottest bitch of the south : ill do it again just for you saebyeok🎀🎀

attempted murderer : Do not.

attempted murderer : I’ll fucking kill you.

hottest bitch of the south : ok maam.

Ji-yeong : LMAOOO

—

mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK, JI-YEONG, BYEONG-GI )

FRIDAY, 4:49PM

token straight : im crying bro

hottest bitch of the south : why

token straight : so i was walking over to gihuns dorm just a few moments ago

token straight : and

token straight : i was looking on my phone as i was

token straight : and when i finally reached it, i looked up and saw gihun

token straight : struggling to get his dorm keys while holding 2 paper bags full of decorations with a box with a cake in it balancing on his knee

token straight : like?????

hottest bitch of the south : WHAT

Ji-yeong : LMAO ???

hottest bitch of the south : WHY IS GIHUN AN ACTUAL CARTOON CHARACTER WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭

hottest bitch of the south : WDYM IT WAS BALANCING ON HIS KNEE???

token straight : it was fucking BALANCING.

token straight : i dont even know how either it just was

hottest bitch of the south : legit cartoon physics oh my god

Ji-yeong : IM GIGGLING

cutie patootie : Oh!!!

cutie patootie : Wait, Gi-hun got a cake? :o

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : damn right i did!!! 😄😄

Ji-yeong : what flavor🤨

Ji-yeong : this is important for our friendship to continue trust

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i know ali absolutely LOVES cookies and cream flavored stuff

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : so i got JUST THAT

Ji-yeong : oh FUCK YEAH

cutie patootie : Oh my goodness!! :OO

cutie patootie : No way!!

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YESSS WAYYY

cutie patootie : Gi-hun! you really shouldn’t have!! ^^

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : well I DID‼️‼️‼️‼️

cutie patootie : Thank you Gi-hun!!! <3333

( the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong reacted with ❤️ )

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NO PROBLEM MY ANGELLL

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

Ji-yeong : our friendship continues…

Ji-yeong : + ali has risen up the ranks of my favorite people in this gc

cutie patootie : Aw, that’s sweet of you Ji-yeong! :))

( Ji-yeong reacted with ❤️ )

bitch-hoe : How did you even afford it?

bitch-hoe : I assumed you wouldn’t have the budget to afford two bags worth of decorations and let alone an entire cake.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i would be offended

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : but ur genuinely right

bitch-hoe : ..So how did you afford it?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : actually

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : a certain someone

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : bought it for me

bitch-hoe : What are you talking about.

hottest bitch of the south : yeah were like ur only friends

hottest bitch of the south : who the fuck bought a CAKE for you

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : you guys

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : will NEVER believe me

cutie patootie : ( . .) ??

Ji-yeong : im invested wait,,,

Ji-yeong : go on

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : do you all

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : remember that guy who beat those two other guys in the cafeteria yesterday..

attempted murderer : ..What.

bitch-hoe : What.

hottest bitch of the south : no

hottest bitch of the south : NO

token straight : no way

cutie patootie : Oh?!

hottest bitch of the south : UR LYING

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULDNT BELIEVE ME

Ji-yeong ──➤ the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WHAT ??

Ji-yeong : a guy WHAT two other guys in the cafeteria yesterday ????

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ??? YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT??

Ji-yeong : NO I DONT USUALLY EAT AT THE CAFETERIA FOR LUNCH

Ji-yeong : A FIGHT HAPPENED THERE ???

hottest bitch of the south : YEAH GIRL

token straight : it started off as these two guys beating and kicking the shit out of this one dude until another guy came and apprehended them quickly

token straight : and GIHUN over here

token straight : is head over heels for that guy

Ji-yeong : WHAT ???

token straight : yes. you heard me right

token straight : love at first sight type of situation

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : GOD FORBID A MAN FIND ANOTHER MAN HANDSOME??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I AM NOT HEAD OVER HEELS I SWEAR

bitch-hoe : Uh huh.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : sangwoo. ur my childhood friend.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : dont leave me out here to ROT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BACK ME UP AND HELP ME

bitch-hoe : Because I am your childhood friend, I know how you are when you have a crush on someone Gi-hun.

bitch-hoe : You aren’t getting out of this one.

hottest bitch of the south : NO WAIT WERE GETTING OFF TOPIC

hottest bitch of the south : GIHUN. WTF DO YOU MEAN THAT GUY OF ALL PEOPLE BOUGHT THE CAKE FOR YOU

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HE BOUGHT THE CAKE FOR ME.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I DIDNT EVEN ASK HIM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : LIKE I TRIED BUYING THE CAKE BUT REALIZED THAT I WAS SHORT ON WON SO I DECIDED TO LEAVE

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BUT JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO WALK DOWN THE STREET, HE STOPPED ME AND HANDED ME THE CAKE BOX OF THE CAKE I WANTED TO GET

hottest bitch of the south : DID U GUYS TALK?? WHATD YALL TALK ABOUY

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : WELL I WAS CONFUSED AND ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS GIVING IT TO ME AND HE SAID WORD FOR WORD “i noticed you eyeing that cake earlier and you seemed to really want it, so i got it”

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : AND OBVIOUSLY I STARTED THANKING HIM PROFUSELY AND HE SAID “no worries” AND WALKED OFF

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : ?????

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : HE WAS SO NICE TO ME AND I SWEAR THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE LOOK HE WAS GIVING ME

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IS THIS FATE???

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IM FREAKING OUT

Ji-yeong : ur fangirling the FUCK out LMAOAOA

Ji-yeong : pure disaster bisexual over here

token straight : bro said that he only found this guy handsome and had no crush on him but proceeds to ask if it was fate that they bumped into each other again at a cake shop

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : shhhhhhhhh jungbae

token straight : so ur admitting u do have a crush on him?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NO BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : I AM NOT PREDICTABLE OR EASY TO READ💔💔💔

bitch-hoe : Keep telling yourself that.

Ji-yeong : isnt it like

Ji-yeong : LOWKEY fate doe

Ji-yeong : like what are the odds that he literally buys you a cake despite not knowing you ??

Ji-yeong : sounds to me that hes also interested in you mr cheapskateeee 😽😽😽😽

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : DONT FEED MY DELUSIONS

bitch-hoe : Yes, please don’t.

bitch-hoe : I do not need a repetition of the entire situation with his previous girlfriend.

Ji-yeong : LMAOOO

Ji-yeong : how bad was it💔💔

bitch-hoe : Agonizing.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : NO IT WASNT

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : IT WASNT THAT BAD😭😭

bitch-hoe : You pestered me every second you were with her by texting me non-stop, and that was before you were both even together.

bitch-hoe : And it got even more unbearable when you both started dating officially. You kept texting me in the middle of the night, waking me up and talking about some god forsaken; “i love her so much” or “i miss her.”

bitch-hoe : And don’t get me started on the break up. The break up was even worse.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : those were my most vulnerable moments sangwoo dont do me like this🙁🙁

hottest bitch of the south : IM CRYING LMAOOO

Ji-yeong : GIGGLINGGGG

doctor homo : This.. is such an interesting conversation.

hottest bitch of the south : THE CONVOS HERE WILL FOREVER BE THIS INTERESTING TRUST ME YEONGGI🙏🙏

doctor homo : I can see that..

token straight : me when im in a most pathetic man contest and my opponent is gihun💀

Ji-yeong : BYEE 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : JUNGBAE. UR LITERALLY IN MY DORM RIGHT NOW I WILL JUMP YOU

token straight : WHAHAHAHAH

Ji-yeong : “heh… try me😈” headass,,

hottest bitch of the south : LMAOOOO

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : jiyeong.

Ji-yeong : who said that ???

Ji-yeong : im innocent i swear 👼

token straight : ok wait i have NEVER seen that emoji before what ghe fuck??

Ji-yeong : dead baby emoji

doctor homo : ..Well, that’s certainly one way to call it.

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : man im so good at decortaienefjf.,,h

token straight : gihun bro whats happening in there i just heard something crash

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : junhgbae heklp me broi fell dowen

token straight : HUH

token straight : THAT SOUND WAS YOU FALLING??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : YES YIOUDUMBF BITCH GETG OEVR HERE AND HJELP ME UP

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : EVEBRYYING HURTSX

cutie patootie : Oh no! D:

token straight : OK HOLD ON

hottest bitch of the south : BHAHAHAAHSGDAHAH

Ji-yeong : OH MY GOD ??😭😭😭😭

doctor homo : Oh dear.

bitch-hoe : Gi-hun, Jung-bae. I’m outside.

token straight : IN A MOMENT

token straight has sent an image

[ The image contained a blurred photo of Gi-hun, who was seemingly supposed to be standing upon the chair laying a few feet away from him, but was now chest flat on the dormitory floor as a hand, appearing to be Jung-bae’s, was reaching out to the fallen man. ]

Ji-yeong : IM GIGGLING UP A STORMM😭😭😭

bitch-hoe : ..What the fuck happened during the 5 seconds I looked away from my phone?

token straight : GIHUNS CLUMSY ASS FELL OFF A CHAIR WHILE TRYING TO STICK STREAMERS UP ON HIS WALL

bitch-hoe : You have to be kidding.

token straight : i shit you not sangwoo💔

bitch-hoe : Unbelievable.

hottest bitch of the south : THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

hottest bitch of the south : IM RUNNING MY ASS OVER THERE WAIT

bitch-hoe : Oh my god, please let me in before Mi-nyeo gets here.

token straight : his face is RED bro

token straight : this mfs face slammed STRAIGHT onto the floor oh my god😭

hottest bitch of the south : I NEED TO SEE THSI IM ON THE WAY NOW

bitch-hoe : LET ME IN

token straight : OKAY OKA

Ji-yeong : do any of yall know what saebyeoks dorm number is

Ji-yeong : i can tell shes trying to avoid going to the party,,😾

doctor homo : Her dorm number is 067, on the first floor.

Ji-yeong : ahhh i see

Ji-yeong : thanjk you doctor homo 🫶

doctor homo : Please don’t call me that.

doctor homo : But you’re welcome.

attempted murderer : Byeong-gi, I hate you.

doctor homo : I love you too, Sae-byeok. Hope to be seeing you at the party

attempted murderer : Die.

Ji-yeong : await my arrival saebyeok….. im like 3 floors above you heh…….

attempted murderer : Please, for the love of god, just leave me alone.

attempted murderer : I don’t want anything to do with this.

Ji-yeong : nuh uh😽😽😽

hottest bitch of the south : holy lesbians 😭

Ji-yeong : 🤫

hottest bitch of the south : anyway im here

Ji-yeong : howd u get there so fast wgat

hottest bitch of the south : i ❤️ squid universitys fast as hell elevators

hottest bitch of the south : now OPEN UP MFS

bitch-hoe : I’m keeping it locked.

hottest bitch of the south : BITCH

cutie patootie : Oh, I see you Mi-nyeo :o

hottest bitch of the south : oh?

hottest bitch of the south : HAHAAAA SANGWOO NOW U GOTTA OPEN IT UP

hottest bitch of the south : UR BOYFRIEND IS OUT HERE WITH MEE🎀🎀🎀

bitch-hoe : .

bitch-hoe : Fuck off.

hottest bitch of the south : 💋

cutie patootie : Sang-woo, don’t be rude >:(

bitch-hoe : Sorry dear.

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

cutie patootie : It’s okay, Jagiya :))

( bitch-hoe reacted with ❤️ )

token straight : sangwoo took a deep breath and exhaled loudly after u sent that message ali btw

cutie patootie : Hehe!

( bitch-hoe reacted with ❤️ )

token straight : im starting to think ur very much aware of how much ur ruining sangwoo LMAOO

hottest bitch of the south : oh my god bro💔💔💔💔 sick of this homosexual environment

bitch-hoe : I’m unlocking the door now.

( cutie patootie reacted with ❤️ )

token straight : gihun is asking if u brought the drinks with u minyeo

token straight : he isnt asking it himself because his face is currently deep into a ice pack

hottest bitch of the south : ofc i

hottest bitch of the south : i

token straight : what

hottest bitch of the south : i just realized that

hottest bitch of the south : i didnt bring the drinks. theyre all still in my dorm

doctor homo : Of course you forgot.

hottest bitch of the south : LISTEN I JUST REALLY WANTED TO SEE GIHUNS PREDICAMENT IN REAL TIME

hottest bitch of the south : SO SUE ME

token straight : gihun is whining about wanting to get wasted right after falling flat into the floor😭😭🙏🙏

hottest bitch of the south : hes honestly so real for that one

doctor homo : Me at any inconvenience

hottest bitch of the south ──➤ doctor homo : woahh look at you

hottest bitch of the south : using internet linggo now are we??

doctor homo : It’s truly not that crazy of a situation.

hottest bitch of the south : yes it is?? u chat like a super villain and its astounding how u can actually text like a regular person sometimes

doctor homo : I don’t know wether to be offended at that or not.

hottest bitch of the south : it doesnt matter

hottest bitch of the south : anyways

hottest bitch of the south : byeonggi…..

doctor homo : ..What.

hottest bitch of the south : can you do me a favorrrr🎀

doctor homo : …

doctor homo : What could it be this time.

hottest bitch of the south : could you

hottest bitch of the south : grab all the drinks in my dorm for me…..

hottest bitch of the south : theyre all in my cooler box in the kitchen🙏

doctor homo : ..Where did you leave your extra dorm keys.

hottest bitch of the south : yknow where bestie💋💋

hottest bitch of the south : thank yewwwww🙏🙏🙏

doctor homo : Mhm.

Ji-yeong : that was lowkey peak friendship

hottest bitch of the south : ikr🎀

hottest bitch of the south : byeonggi is the bestest gay boy best friend ever

doctor homo : I can and will take your dorm keys and surgically place them into your brain while you are still awake and feeling, Mi-nyeo.

hottest bitch of the south : ok damn who pissed in your cereal😭😭😭😭

Ji-yeong : bro might be the embodiment of medical malpractice

hottest bitch of the south : real shit

hottest bitch of the south : btw jiyeong have u gotten saebyeok yet

Ji-yeong : ive been knocking aggressively on her door for a while now

Ji-yeong : and she still wont open UPPPP

Ji-yeong : @attempted murderer SAEBYEOKKKKKKK

Ji-yeong : @attempted murderer OPEN UP PLEASEEE

Ji-yeong : @attempted murderer

Ji-yeong : @attempted murderer i WILL be causing a distrubance in the dormitory hallway do nawt test me !!!!!

Ji-yeong : @attempted murderer

attempted murderer : How the FUCK are you knocking and pinging me here at the same time.

Ji-yeong : @attempted murderer

Ji-yeong : i am a girl of many talents😽😽😽

Ji-yeong : @attempted murderer i wont stop until u get out here byeokieee

Ji-yeong : @attempted murderer

attempted murderer : Quit calling me that.

Ji-yeong : come out here and make me😼😼😼

hottest bitch of the south : oh my god im gonna backflip into ur back jiyeong

Ji-yeong : shhh let the rizzler work

Ji-yeong : @attempted murderer

attempted murderer : Fuck you.

Ji-yeong : yes please woaaahhh who SAID that

attempted murderer : .

Ji-yeong : wind is CRAZY today

hottest bitch of the south : ??? HELLOO

token straight : teenagers scare me

cutie patootie : Don’t do anything crazy, you two!!

hottest bitch of the south : LMAOO ALI CAN SENSE THE TENSION

Ji-yeong : ok anyways back to work

Ji-yeong : @attempted murderer

attempted murderer : Get away from the door, I’m coming out.

Ji-yeong : HUZZAHH

hottest bitch of the south : wow that actually worked

Ji-yeong : prepare for our arrival gang🤫🤫🤫

cutie patootie : Yay!!

hottest bitch of the south : gihuns decorating is so ass oh my god

hottest bitch of the south has sent an image

[ The image was a picture of an area that looked to be a small kitchen space, which had a brown table with a yellow colored cake box placed in the center alongside a few colorful tupperwares filled with what looked to be sweets, such as cookies, while a few chairs stayed sat nearby the table in the photo.

Above the table, upon the wall behind it, had yellow streamers that seemed very sluggishly put on. One of them were on the verge of straight up letting go of the wall as yellow balloons, all in a various shades, were placed beside the streamers and put on different areas of the wall with the attempt of making some kind of pattern. But ultimately, the overall finished design looked.. sad. To say the least.

Oh, and on one of the chairs in right corner of the photo, Gi-hun was seen hunched over with a bag of ice in his hands that he was placing over his face, hoping to sooth the stinging pain he had gained on it. ]

doctor homo : I couldn’t help but laugh a bit at Gi-hun

doctor homo : I apologize

hottest bitch of the south : hes used to it dw

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i appreciate ypu saying sorry byeonggi

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : but where is the SYMPATHY from my OTHER FRIENDS

Ji-yeong ──➤ the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : other friends? spinel from the cartoon netwrok show steven universe? peak mentioned?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : wgat

Ji-yeong : nothing

Ji-yeong : accidentally geeked out for a second heh

hottest bitch of the south : 😭??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : anywya

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : i am in pain and youre all LAUGHING.💔

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : except ali

token straight : lmao sorry bro

token straight : but at least youve got that ice pack🙏🙏

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : that does not help me feel better about the lack of human decency around here…..😔

cutie patootie : Aw, I’m sorry Gi-hun :((

cutie patootie : Do you want a hug maybe?

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : yes please☹️☹️☹️

hottest bitch of the south : coughs at you @bitch-hoe

bitch-hoe : ..Do you expect me to be jealous?

bitch-hoe : Because I am not.

hottest bitch of the south : your dumbass look lonely as hell the moment ali went over to gihun dont even play it off😭😭😭🙏🙏

bitch-hoe : Please find something better to do.

Ji-yeong : i underestimated how fast these elevators are dang

hottest bitch of the south : told u they were fast🎀

Ji-yeong : guess ive gotten so used to elevators suddenly just malfunctioning on me and trapping me inside for a minute or two

Ji-yeong : being in an elevator that is working efficiently feels so freeing

token straight : aint that the truth

token straight : elevators have stopped and trapped me in a few times too lol

hottest bitch of the south : probably bc you reach the max people limit with just ur weight alone🙅🙅🙅

token straight : OKAY

token straight : okay bro

hottest bitch of the south : i love u jungbaee🎀

token straight : i sadly do not feel the same way abt u💔

hottest bitch of the south : WOWW OKAYY

hottest bitch of the south : sighh ur so mean

token straight : ???

token straight : U KEEP MAKING FUN OF MY WEIGHT??? UR THE ONE WHOS MEAN

hottest bitch of the south : whaaaat i would never

Ji-yeong : guys gihuns dorm was 456 rightf

cutie patootie : Yes, that is Gi-hun’s dorm!

Ji-yeong : ahh well in that case

Ji-yeong : knock knock knock gangy were hereeeee

token straight : gihun dropped the ice pack and phone onto th etable and sprinted for the door

hottest bitch of the south : bro is so excited to properly talk with jiyeong and saebyeok 😭😭

token straight : that is if saebyeok even WANTS to talk with him LOL

hottest bitch of the south : 7000 won if she stabs gihun with something while hes trying to start a convo with her

token straight : i am not taking that bet bro shes absolutely going to stab gihun at some point

hottest bitch of the south : damn i was hoping you would….. ive been broke as hell sigh

token straight : everybody in this party is, u arent special🙏

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mental illnesses + ali ( SEONG GI-HUN, CHO SANG-WOO, PARK JUNG-BAE, ALI ABDUL, HAN MI-NYEO, JANG DEOK-SU, KANG SAE-BYEOK, JI-YEONG, BYEONG-GI )

FRIDAY, 5:26PM

hottest bitch of the south : @doctor homo BOY WHERE ARE YOU??

hottest bitch of the south : I WANNA GET WASTED💔💔

doctor homo : Busy. Doing something.

hottest bitch of the south : what could you POSSIBLY be busy doing rn😭😭

doctor homo : Deok-su.

hottest bitch of the south : WHAT

Ji-yeong : 😟😟😟😟

attempted murderer : .

hottest bitch of the south : ??????

cutie patootie : Oh..!

bitch-hoe : What the fuck.

hottest bitch of the south : ????BYEONGGI??

the cheapskate of ssangmun-dong : BUSY DOING WHO??????????????

token straight : WGAT.

hottest bitch of the south : BYEONGGI YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE???????

Notes:

erm!! well that ending was awkwardsauce!!

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georgewashingmachineheart on Chapter 1 Tue 07 Jan 2025 01:08PM UTC

i missed chatfics like this its like 2018 again in a good way (i started reading fics in 2020 why am i getting nostalgia-)

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1. ESXPER on Chapter 1 Tue 07 Jan 2025 01:10PM UTC
  
  REAL!!
  
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2. itsyourboychosofromjjk on Chapter 1 Sun 26 Jan 2025 06:32AM UTC
  
  lin manuel miranda pfp
  
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3. 1. georgewashingmachineheart on Chapter 1 Sun 26 Jan 2025 02:08PM UTC
    
    YES YES LIN MANUEL MIRANDA IS MY LIFELINE MY LORD AND MY SAVIOUR I LIVE BREATH AMND DRINK LIN MANUEL MIRANDA (he is my hear me out)
    
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StrengthWuzHere on Chapter 1 Tue 07 Jan 2025 02:06PM UTC

I will be stalking like my life depends on it as I absolutely love this. You are doing a fantastic job!! This is one of the best chat fics I've read <3

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1. ESXPER on Chapter 1 Tue 07 Jan 2025 02:27PM UTC
  
  thank you !!! ill continue to do my best <333
  
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jnoname on Chapter 1 Tue 07 Jan 2025 05:12PM UTC

this brings me back 'haven't read a chatfic in a GOOD while ty😭😭😭 I WILL EXCITEDLY WAIT FOR UPDATES ‼️‼️‼️‼️(≧∇≦)/

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Iminmydsmpphase on Chapter 1 Tue 07 Jan 2025 05:21PM UTC

CHATFICS MY BELOVED!!! AND SQUID GAME?? HELL YEAH! AND YOU WRITING THIS IS SUCH A TREAT.
SAE-BYEOK!! CANT WAIT FOR HER TO BE ADDED LOL. (Their personalities are spot on and I love how chaotic this is already, also, the favoritism with Ali is adorable).

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1. ESXPER on Chapter 1 Tue 07 Jan 2025 09:25PM UTC
  
  AWE TY !!! I APPRECIATE IT🙏🙏💗💗💗
  
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HarleyWinchester0 on Chapter 1 Tue 07 Jan 2025 07:43PM UTC

OMG YES THIS IS ALREADY SO GOOD

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junichiroshairclip on Chapter 1 Tue 07 Jan 2025 11:03PM UTC

SAE-BYEOK MENTIONED AAS I NEED AN UPDATE NOWWW I WONDER HOW OLD SHE IS THO SINCE IN THE REAL SHOW GI HUN IS LIKE 40 SOMETHING AND NOW HES LIKE 19 😭 AND SAE BYEOK WAS WAYYYYYY YOUNGER THEN HIM LIKE HE COULD HAVE BEEN HER DAD

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1. ESXPER on Chapter 1 Wed 08 Jan 2025 01:30PM UTC
  
  i miiiightve changed the age groups a bit bc i needed gihun and saebyeok to keep their father n daughter type of relationship…. but just in case of any confusion, ill put this into the notes of the next chapter n leave this comment here as well !!!!
  [ il-nam is the university president of squid university !!
  geum-ja is a teacher at the school !!
  in-ho and gong-yoo are around 23-25 yrs old !!
  gi-hun, sang-woo, ali, deok-su, mi-nyeo, byeonggi and jung-bae are around 21-23 yrs old,
  while no-eul, yong-sik, hyun-ju, gyeong-seok and seon-nyeo, all in a separate class from gi-hun and the others are around 20-23 yrs old !!
  sae-byeok, ji-yeong, jun-ho, dae-ho, young-mi, jun-hee, myung-gi, su-bong, nam-gyu, gyeong-su, mi-na, se-mi and min-su are around 17-19 yrs old !! ]
  i hope this can help with getting in touch w/ the au :DD
  [ i might suddenly switch up the age groups again, so just a warning lawl ]
  
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autumnrainwalks on Chapter 1 Tue 07 Jan 2025 11:44PM UTC

chatfics are literally the best thing that can be given, the amount that have been springing up literally make me jump for joy - and seeing the tags I really won't be able to stay away so thank you for making this, i look forwards to more chapters 😝

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livinglifeasbestaspossible on Chapter 1 Wed 08 Jan 2025 12:13AM UTC

omg i love this!! please continue if possible 😭🙏

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racoonwrote on Chapter 1 Wed 08 Jan 2025 01:35AM UTC

I love your chatfic smm!!!!!! can't wait for another update (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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heartsfortsunoda on Chapter 1 Wed 08 Jan 2025 02:31AM UTC

ME WANT MORE MOVIE

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Bakwan_goreng on Chapter 1 Wed 08 Jan 2025 06:20AM UTC

HEAGEAAAAAAA I MISS THIS KINDOF FICT

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Pikman on Chapter 1 Thu 09 Jan 2025 03:01PM UTC

I need more 😔

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OVRCOMPNSATE on Chapter 1 Thu 09 Jan 2025 09:48PM UTC

imsobbing i thought the first few lines was sangwoo texting gi-hun “let’s go gambling” 4 times in a row
but this is so cute n fun i missed squidgame chatfics sm!! thanks for the treat <3

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1. ESXPER on Chapter 1 Thu 09 Jan 2025 10:25PM UTC
  
  im dying at the idea of sangwoo texting gihun that omg thats actually hilarious😭😭😭
  
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East_Furry on Chapter 1 Mon 13 Jan 2025 12:03AM UTC

canon

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1n3ff4bl3_333 on Chapter 1 Wed 15 Jan 2025 06:40PM UTC

OMG I IGNORED THE FIC CUZ I DONT LIKE GROUP CHATS FICS but this one made me laugh SO HARDDD its as if I was reading fan fictions in Wattpad 5 years ago but w much better quality! I love ittttt!!!

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inhunlings588 on Chapter 1 Thu 16 Jan 2025 02:39PM UTC

OH MY GOD I smiled and laughed so hard that my cheeks and belly hurt, PLEASE KEEP IT COMING SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH THIS

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dearetherealswan on Chapter 1 Sat 25 Jan 2025 10:44AM UTC

shits and giggles!😙
i love fics like this!

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miwi_endgame on Chapter 1 Thu 27 Feb 2025 08:49PM UTC

pure gold, pure comedy, accurate, and beautiful I couldn't ask for more.

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Randomstories_576 on Chapter 1 Sat 19 Jul 2025 04:43PM UTC

This is making me feel so nostalgic lol

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ewww_boyyy on Chapter 2 Thu 09 Jan 2025 05:07PM UTC

DAMN HE REALLY THINKS THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP CAN FIX EVERYTHING BRO 😭

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1. ESXPER on Chapter 2 Thu 09 Jan 2025 10:16PM UTC
  
  hes a liiiittle delusional (me fr)
  
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2. iLoveTheDragonPillsShip on Chapter 2 Mon 18 Aug 2025 02:43AM UTC
  
  He's Twilight but with no braincells trust.
  
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