Chapter 1: The Ocean’s Embrace
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Note: Percy is 18 years old in this story.
Percilla Jackson thought the war was over. After the defeat of Kronos, she hoped for a semblance of normalcy, maybe even a chance to enjoy a summer without impending doom. Yet, peace for a demigod is a fleeting luxury, and as she stood on the beach at Camp Half-Blood, staring out at the rolling waves, a sense of unease gnawed at her.
The ocean was her sanctuary, a place where she felt the presence of her father, Poseidon, strongest. But today, the sea seemed different. The waves were restless, crashing against the shore with unusual ferocity. Percy could feel the power behind them, an ancient energy that called to her in a way she couldn't ignore.
"Percy," a voice called, soft but commanding. Percy turned to see Anthony approaching, his gray eyes filled with concern. "You've been out here for hours. What's going on?"
"I don't know," Percy admitted, running a hand through her long dark hair. "I feel like something's pulling me out there." She gestured to the vast expanse of water. "Like I'm supposed to go."
Anthony frowned. "Do you think it's Poseidon?"
Percy shook her head. "It doesn't feel like him. It feels... different. Stronger."
Before Anthony could respond, a massive wave surged up, crashing down on the shore and drenching them both. As the water receded, Percy felt a powerful tug, as if the ocean itself were trying to drag her in.
"Percy!" Anthony shouted, grabbing her arm. But it was too late. The water enveloped her, pulling her under with an irresistible force. She saw Anthony's panicked face for a split second before everything went dark.
When Percy awoke, she found herself lying on a cold, rocky floor. The air was thick with the scent of salt and something else, something metallic. She pushed herself up, her body aching, and looked around. She was in a cavern, the walls shimmering with a faint, eerie light.
"Welcome, Percilla Jackson," a voice echoed through the chamber.
Percy spun around to see a figure emerging from the shadows. He was tall and imposing, with golden-blonde hair that flows like waves and icy blue eyes that glowed with an intensity that made Percy's heart race. The man donned an ornamental patterned golden choker and dark blue clothing with a golden border that covers the entire upper half of his body, revealing his abdomen and chest. Around his biceps, he wore a pair of golden rings. This was not the Poseidon she knew. This was someone else entirely.
"Who are you?" Percy demanded, reaching for Riptide, but finding her sword missing.
The figure smiled, a predatory glint in his eyes. "I am Poseidon," he said, his voice smooth and hypnotic. "But not the one you know. I come from another realm, a place where gods and mortals clash in a battle for survival. And I have chosen you, Percy."
"Chosen me for what?" Percy asked, trying to keep her voice steady.
Poseidon's smile widened, showing shark-like teeth. "For my champion. My beloved. In my world, gods do not simply command respect; we take what we desire. And I desire you, Percilla Jackson."
What did he just say?! Desire me?!
Percy's heart pounded rapidly in her chest. This Poseidon was different, more intense, more possessive. She took a step back, but the god moved faster, closing the distance between them in an instant.
"You don't have to be afraid," Poseidon whispered, his hand brushing Percy's cheek. "I will protect you, cherish you. You will never want for anything."
Percy shivered at the touch, a mix of fear and something else swirling within her. "I don't belong here," she said, her voice shaking. "I need to get back to my world, to my mom and friends!" She jerked away from his touch. "And I have a boyfriend!"
Poseidon's expression darkened. He lashed out, grabbing her arm with a tight grip. "Your world is no longer your concern, especially that insignificant half-breed! You are mine now, Percilla, and I will not let anyone take you from me!"
Percy struggled, but this Poseidon's strength was overwhelming. She could feel the god's power, an ancient and unyielding force that wrapped around her like the ocean's depths.
"You will come to love me," Poseidon murmured, his lips inches from Percy's ear. "In time, you will see that this is where you belong."
Tears of frustration and fear welled up in Percy's eyes. "I'll never love you," she spat.
Poseidon chuckled darkly, a sound that sent chills down Percy's spine. "We shall see, my beloved. We shall see."
As the god's arms wrapped around her, pulling her closer, Percy knew she was trapped. But she also knew one thing for certain: she would find a way to escape. She had to. For her friends, her family, her world, and freedom.
The ocean's embrace was cold and unrelenting, but Percy Jackson was not one to give up easily. She would fight, no matter the cost.
Chapter 2: Why He Desired Her
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Poseidon raised his hand, and the cavern around them dissolved into a blur of colors and light. In an instant, Percy found herself in a different place entirely—Poseidon's domain. The environment was ethereal, with towering pillars of coral, bioluminescent plants, and a vast ocean stretching infinitely around them.
Percy continue struggling in Poseidon's hold, her anger and fear fueling her movements. She tried to fight him off, twisting and turning, but his grip was unyielding.
"Let me go!" Percy screamed, her voice echoing through the watery expanse.
Poseidon's grip tightened momentarily before he gently set her down on a platform of shimmering seashells. "Please, Percy. Listen to me."
Breathing heavily, Percy glared at him. "Why do you want me? What makes you think you can just take me away from everything I know?"
Poseidon's gaze softened slightly, and he released his grip just enough for Percy to step back. He sighed, an ancient weariness in his eyes, and began to speak.
"It is not an easy story to tell," he said. "But you deserve to know the truth."
Percy folded her arms, keeping a wary distance. "Then tell me."
Poseidon turned away, his golden-blonde hair shimmering in the cavern's eerie light as he began to recount the tale.
"It began with Chaos, the first primordial being, the origin of all things and creator of the universe. Chaos looked upon the world and saw the gods' dispassion, our lack of empathy for the mortals we were meant to guide and protect. Chaos decided to intervene, to teach us the value of understanding and compassion."
Percy listened, her curiosity piqued despite her fear.
"Chaos chose you, Percy," The sea god that is not her father continued. "Your life, from the moment you discovered your true heritage, was shown to us on a grand screen. We watched you grow, face dangers, and overcome insurmountable odds. Chaos believed that by watching your struggles, triumphs, and pains as a demigod, we would learn to...empathize with mortals."
Percy's eyes widened. "You...you watched my entire life?"
Poseidon nodded. "Not entirely, but from the moment you found out you were a demigod, through every quest, every battle. We saw your courage, your loyalty to your friends, and your unwavering spirit."
Percy's mind whirled, the realization sinking in. "So, Chaos did this to make you more empathetic with mortals despite me being half mortal?"
"Yes," Poseidon replied. "Chaos wanted to instill in us a deeper understanding of humans and why us gods should not prepare to destroy them. But for me, it went beyond just mere empathy."
Poseidon eyes locked onto Percy's with a profound intensity. "As I watched you, I felt something I had never experienced before. I saw your strength, your resilience, and your heart. I saw you, Percy Jackson, and I fell in love with you."
Percy took a step back, her pulse racing. "But you don't even know me. You've just... watched me."
"I know it sounds strange," Poseidon said gently. "But through watching your life, I came to understand you in ways words cannot express. Your spirit, your essence—it captivated me. I could not help but fall for you, despite the distance between our worlds."
Percy shook her head, trying to process everything. "This is insane. I really need to go back. I can't stay here with you."
Poseidon's expression darkened once more. "You belong here with me, Percilla Jackson. I will not let you go."
"You can't just keep me here!" Percy shouted, her frustration boiling over. "I have a life in my world with the people who care about me! I will not abandon them!"
Poseidon's eyes remained unyielding. "I understand your feelings, but my love for you is boundless. I will do whatever it takes to protect you and keep you by my side. In time, you will see that this is where you are meant to be."
Her chest ached with a mix of fear and determination. Percy couldn't deny the overwhelming power Poseidon wielded, but she also couldn't abandon her friends, her family, Anthony, and everything she fought for.
"You may think you can keep me here," Percy said, her voice steady. "But I will find a way to go back. I won't give up on my world, no matter what you say."
Poseidon sighed, a mixture of sadness and admiration in his eyes. "Your spirit is truly remarkable, Percy. I can see why Chaos chose you. But know this: I will not give up on you either. I will do everything in my power to make you see that my love for you is true."
Chapter 3: Before The Kidnapping
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Note: Chapter unedited
Take place before Poseidon stole Percy from her world. Most of the conversations are like in the manga.
Inside the parliament building of the Council of Valhalla:
Poseidon, Greek god of the sea, earthquakes , and horses drummed his fingers against the armrest of his throne in a mix of boredom and annoyance as his idiot younger brother Zeus lectures on about the fate of humanity.
He tapped his fingers more impatiently when the deities talks amongst themselves about deciding on the fate of mankind. Though he is on the side with wiping out all the mortal filth from the earth, he found the meeting unnecessary despite being held once every 1,000 years. In his view, the deities across different pantheons had long been in agreement on this matter. As the god of the sea, he knew well the depths of human folly and their impact on the natural world. Yet, Poseidon also understood that the balance of power among the gods required a united front, even if the decision seemed obvious.
As Zeus's voice echoed through the hall, Poseidon made eye contact with his brother Hades, the Greek god of the Underworld and the most respected god across pantheons. Hades's expression was unreadable, his eyes flickering with a hint of resignation. They shared a silent exchange, a tacit understanding of the complexities and burdens of their divine roles.
Across the room, Poseidon's gaze then met Odin's, the wise and weathered Allfather of the Norse gods. Odin's single eye gleamed with a mixture of solemnity and contemplation, a reflection of the weight of the impending decision. Poseidon respected Odin's wisdom and often found common ground with him in matters of governance and the fate of mortals.
"Let me ask." Zeus continued, "Now, should we put an end to them? Or...should we forgive them? Regarding the survival of mankind for the next 1,000 years."
"Of Gods, show me the will."
"Let's just give them the doomsday already, alright?" Shiva spoke, the Hindu god of creation and destruction laying on his mat with his arms crossed behind his head. "Mankind doesn't seem to have any intention to repent at all. Trying to guide them is such a pain in the ass. Once we've erased them all, let's try evolving some other animal this time!"
"True..." Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of beauty joins in. She sat perched on her stone golems with her huge *ahem* assets being held. "It's just as Lord Shiva says. In the last 1,000 years, the Earth has become too ugly. Seas are filled with wastes and oils. Forests are gone and living beings have become extinct one after another. So to speak...mankind is the most dangerous living cancer on earth, a disaster that will bring earth to its destruction. Isn't that true?"
All the deities listening in the council murmured their agreement.
"Aphrodite is right."
"Mankind is harmful and evil."
"There is no saving them anymore."
"That's right."
Zeus strikes the gavel to call back their attention.
"I guess, we have come to an agreement. Then, the end of mankind is decid—"
"PLEASE WAIT A SECOND!" Someone shouted, cutting Zeus off; a tall woman with long black hair and piercing green eyes.
"Huh?"
"Valkyrie?"
"That's a Valkyrie right?"
"Hey hey, what's up with her?"
"OI! WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO?!"
Poseidon narrowed his eyes at the sight of the commotion caused by the interruption. He turned his gaze towards the source of the disturbance and saw Brunhilde, leader of the Valkyries, striding confidently towards the center of the council chamber. Her presence commanded attention, which he can respect.
Brunhilde halted before the council, her expression resolute yet tinged with urgency. "Pardon my intrusion, furious gods," she began, her voice unwavering. "But there is one thing I have to say."
Zeus raised an eyebrow, but didn't say anything to stop her.
"MIND YOUR MANNERS BRUNHILDE!!!" Muninn, the white raven perched on Odin's left shoulder screeched at Brunhilde. Huginn, the black raven, glared at her on Odin's right.
"You imbecile half -god!" Muninn yelled.
"How dare you open your filthy mouth in this conference of gods!" Huginn added, flapping his wings.
Brunhilde ignored them, looking unbothered as she continues her speech.
"It is true that mankind is unbearably vulgar and violent. But, to destroy them like that...isn't that a bit...boring?"
Odin perked up, now interested with his Valkyrie's words.
Even Poseidon and the other gods became interested.
"Whether the survival of mankind has any value or not...with the might and mercy of gods...why don't we test them?"
Huginn and Muninn threw questions at her.
"Test them? How? Do you wish to flood the earth?"
"Or perhaps send them an ice age prematurely?"
Brunhilde shook her head, "No, but I have a more effective way to test them."
"Oh?"
"What is it?"
"What do you plan to do, you imbecile!"
"Say it now!!"
"RAGNAROK."
Brunhilde said confidently."Ra...Ragnarok?" Her younger sister Göll stuttered out in shock a distance away.
"Valhalla constitution," Brunhilde continued, "Article No.62 explained in paragraph 15 of the super special clause. 1 vs 1 showdown between Gods and Mankind."
As Brunhilde explains the clause, Poseidon looks thoughtful.
"A test," he mused silently. "A confrontation between gods and mankind? The notion was intriguing, but it reeked of arrogance. Did she truly believe that mortals could stand against the divine?"
Brunhilde's words about mankind being vulgar and violent rang true to him. He had seen firsthand the destruction and chaos wrought by humanity upon the seas and the earth. Yet, her suggestion to test their survival through combat intrigued him.
"Ha!" Muninn squawked out, "I don't know what you're thinking, but it seems you Valkyrie really don't understand a thing!"
"The mankind is no match against the gods!!" Huginn declared passionately.
"Your proposal is pointless." Both ravens said simultaneously.
"That's right!" Agreed a random god. "It wouldn't even be child's play."
"Why bother fighting them at all? This is ridiculous." Said another.
"I don't even remember that we have such an old law."
Brunhilde closed her eyes and said calmly, "So...the wills of the gods is to destroy mankind, and also...to avoid direct confrontation with humans. Am I right?"
"Huh?" Huginn and Muninn squawked in surprise.
"We want to destroy mankind without fighting them. We don't want to be put in the same ring as them." The Valkyrie said mockingly. "Hmm...don't tell me..."
"Are you chickening out."
"What did you just say?!" a random god shouted.
"How dare you speak to us gods that way?!"
Many gods either yell angrily at the lowly Valkyrie or murmured between each other.
Poseidon crushed the armrest of his throne in anger, scaring the minor gods. That Valkyrie dare to insult the gods?!
Brunhilde pretended not to notice the commotion she caused and ignored Göll, who tried to stop her.
"Uh...big sister..." Göll tried to call her worriedly.
"If so, then I did an unnecessary thing, sorry mah bad. Go ahead, don't listen to me. Let's just forget about the whole Ragnarok stuff..."
"P-please stop! What are you trying to say?!!" Göll pleaded to Brunhilde desperately, tears streaming her face. "Forget about mankind, you will be executed first!! Let's apologize big sister. Big sister!!"
The major gods like Zeus, Shiva, and Aphrodite chuckled at the audacity. Hades, Poseidon, and Odin look on expressionlessly.
"Hohoho...Ragnarok huh..." Zeus chuckles as he petted the snout of his pet dragon beside him.
Brunhilde watch him silently.
"Quite an interesting proposal. Well said, your proposal was an absolute...f*cking..." The Greek god of the sky, thunder, and lightning suddenly gripped the dragon's snout harshly to the creature's shock.
"UNIT!"
The dragon was effortlessly obliterated by Zeus, with blood spurting out everywhere."BESIDES, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE HAVE SEEN THE MIGHT OF GODS!"
"EVERYBODY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHALL WE HOLD A SHOWDOWN BETWEEN THE GODS AND MANKIND?" Looking absolutely like a crazy old man, Zeus spread his arms wide in front of all the deities in the council.
All the deities except the quiet ones like Hades, Poseidon, and Odin shouted out their agreement.
"Hell yeah!!"
"Bring it on!!!"
"Let's show these human pests the might of gods!!!"
As Zeus grabbed the gavel again and prepared to strike on the block to declare Ragnarok, his arm suddenly froze.
"W-what? I can't move..." Zeus stuttered in shock.
Just then, a deep, dark, and commanding voice is heard, vibrating through the walls of the Council of Valhalla:
"There Will Be No Ragnarok."
Chapter 4: Chaos
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A palpable hush fell over the chamber, the shock and confusion evident on the faces of the gods. The authority in the voice left no room for defiance. Even Poseidon and Hades, who had never encountered such resistance, found their own will subdued by the overwhelming presence. Poseidon looked furious by the submission.
I hate feeling weak! The temperamental god thought.
The air shimmered and warped as the figure of Chaos, the primordial entity, materialized in the center of the council. His form was a swirling mass of darkness and light, an embodiment of creation and destruction, embodying the very essence of the universe. The gods, powerful as they were, instinctively recoiled at the presence of a being that predated their existence.
"LORD CHAOS!" All the deities exclaimed in surprise.
Chaos's voice resonated through the hall once more, deep and ancient. "The cycle of destruction and rebirth is not yours to command, Zeus. The fate of mankind, of all creation, lies beyond the whims of gods."
Zeus, feeling curious, straightened in his seat. "Why do you intervene, Lord Chaos?" he asked, his voice uncharacteristically respectful. "What do you see in mankind that we do not?"
Chaos's form shifted, tendrils of energy flickering as he regarded the king of the Greek gods. "Mankind is flawed, yes, but they are also capable of growth, of change. The trials they face, the conflicts they endure, are the crucible in which they forge their destiny. To destroy them outright is to deny them the chance to evolve, to transcend their limitations."
Odin, ever the seeker of wisdom, leaned forward, his single eye gleaming with interest. "What do you propose, then, ancient one? If not Ragnarok, how shall we test their worth?"
"Oh, there will be no test."
"WHAT?!!!" Most of the gods in the room yelled out in shock. Even Brunhilde became wide-eyed, with Göll trembling in fear of the powerful being.
"What a letdown," muttered Shiva.
Aphrodite sighs in disappointment.
Poseidon narrowed his eyes, while Hades frowned.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WILL BE NO TEST?" Screeched out Muninn, flapping his wings ferociously. The white raven would have continued if Odin hadn't grabbed his beak warningly.
"Shut up Muninn! Do you want to be obliterated by Chaos?" Hissed out Huginn.
"Oh? Then do you have a different approach to deal with mankind, Lord Chaos?" Zeus asked the primordial.
Chaos ignored everyone's reactions. "You see, I don't want the gods and humans to fight. I am actually against the destruction of humanity." The great being continued.
"HUH?!!!" everyone said in shock.
"Y-you are on the side of the humans?" Zeus stuttered out. "But why? Humans destroy everything on the Earth! We have the right to wipe them out!"
"I understand your feelings Zeus, as well as every deity in this room, but you all forgot yourselves," said Chaos.
Hades, who had been listening intently to the primordial's words, raised a brow wondering what the entity meant.
Chaos's form pulsated with a deeper intensity, casting shifting shadows across the chamber. "Forgot ourselves?" Zeus echoed, a hint of defiance in his voice. "What do you mean by that?"
Chaos's voice was steady, resonant. "Humans, in their flaws and cruelty, mirror the gods themselves. They inherit your tempers, your ambitions, your desires. Their wars, their strife, their destructiveness—these are reflections of the divine conflicts that shaped the cosmos."
A murmur rippled through the assembly. The gods, immortal and powerful, had never considered such a perspective. Odin's eye gleamed with a mixture of curiosity and understanding. "Are you suggesting, Lord Chaos, that in condemning humanity, we condemn ourselves?"
Chaos's gaze seemed to pierce through each deity present. "Indeed. To destroy them for their imperfections is to deny the very essence of your existence. It is a rejection of the chaos and order that birthed not only them but also you."
Poseidon, his anger now tempered by thought, leaned forward. "If not destruction, and if not a test, then what would you have us do?"
"Nothing."
Again, everyone is surprised. Some gods fell out of their seat.
"So...you want us to leave the humans alone?" Zeus said hesitantly.
"Precisely. But I do want you all to do one thing."
Every god leaned forward to hear closer.
Chaos's form glowed brighter, drawing the gods' attention even more intensely. "I want you to understand and empathize with the mortals you judge. To do this, I will show you the life of a single mortal being, someone who exemplifies humanity with their struggles and their potential for greatness."
The gods exchanged puzzled glances. "And who is this human?" Hades asked, his voice steady but intrigued.
But to his surprise, Chaos chuckled.
What is so funny? Hades thought, confused why the primordial thought his question is humorous.
The primordial's form shifted slightly, and a large grand screen appeared in the center of the room. "Her name is Percilla Jackson. Through her eyes, you will witness her trials and triumphs despite her mortality. You will learn what mankind is capable of through her, such as their resilience, their capacity for love, and their indomitable spirit."
"Percilla Jackson?" Poseidon repeated, finding the name strange, yet his interest is piqued. "What makes her so special?"
But Chaos didn't answer immediately.
Poseidon wanted to scream at the ancient immortal for wasting his time with his silence, but knows not to anger the being that is much more powerful than him.
Finally, Chaos answered. "Percilla Jackson is special because she is the strongest demigod to ever exist."
"............."
"Wait..."
"Did he just say...?"
"DEMIGOD?!!!!!" Almost everyone screamed out.
"Oh, so she is like Hercules," stated Zeus.
Hearing his name from his adopted father's lips, Hercules look up from his seat in interest.
"Not quite. You see, unlike Hercules who was human before ascending to godhood, dear Percilla is an offspring of a god and a human."
".............."
"SAY WHAT NOW!" Shouted Zeus in disbelief.
The gods erupted into a cacophony of voices, disbelief and astonishment echoing through the chamber.
"A demigod that is an offspring of a mortal and a god?" Said Athena, goddess of wisdom, war, strategy, and crafts. Her calm demeanor faltered, her sharp mind racing with possibilities.
"Who is her divine parent?" Hera, Zeus's wife and the goddess of marriage, women, and childbirth demanded. Her eyes narrowed with suspicion.
Chaos remained silent for a moment, allowing the weight of his revelation to settle. "Her father is none other than Poseidon."
The room fell into a stunned silence.
Note: One more chapter before getting back to Percy
Chapter 5: Alternate Worlds
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After a moment, everyone broke out of their stupor.
"WHAT? NO WAY!"
"DID I HEAR RIGHT?!"
"POSEIDON HAS A KID?!"
"No f*cking way did I hear what was just said,"Adamas, the Greek god of conquest said disbelievingly. He hid himself way in the back of the council room. The reason is that he didn't want anyone to know that he is alive, especially his younger brother Poseidon. Only his eldest brother Hades and mother Rhea knows. He had been observing the proceedings of this council of gods since it started.
"That ice block cannot possibly have his own demon spawn!"
Poseidon's expression shifted from shock to fury. What Chaos said is utterly ridiculous! He has never bedded a mortal in his eons of existence! There is no way he would lower himself to conceive with a mortal. The idea repulsed him.
"My daughter?" he said icily, his tone causing the minor gods to shiver in fear. He tried to rein in his temper to not provoke the primordial despite how he felt.
Zeus's gaze flickered between Poseidon and Chaos. "You expect us to believe that Poseidon would conceive a child with a human? My brother despises mankind like the rest of us. Perhaps, even more so."
"Lord Chaos, you must be mistaken. I have never bedded a mortal. How would I have a demigod daughter?" Poseidon told Chaos respectfully.
Chaos's form remained unwavering, the shifting darkness and light reflecting his ancient calm. "Your disbelief is understandable, Poseidon. However, Percilla Jackson is indeed your daughter. Just...not exactly from your seed."
Now everyone looks confused.
"How can this demigod be Poseidon's daughter if he never sired her?" Athena questioned, her analytical mind seeking a logical explanation.
"Because she is sired by Poseidon from an alternate world."
"WHAT?!!!" Many deities shouted.
Some of the gods sighs with a tired look, resigned with the primordial keeping on throwing surprises at them.
Brunhilde already went back to her previous spot with Göll. She had been listening intently to Chaos since his arrival.
"A-another Poseidon?!" Göll stuttered, trembling at the thought of another cold-blooded tyrant of the gods.
"An alternate world..." muttered Brunhilde, looking thoughtful. She really wanted Ragnarok to happen to give humanity a chance, but if this demigod can bridge the gap between gods and mortals, maybe there's a way to save mankind.
Another deity have a different thought.
An alternate reality? Thought Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies. If I have access to that dimension, maybe I can finally end myself.
"How interesting," said Hades, twirling a piece of his silver hair in thought. He sat on his dais with one leg crossed over the other, looking majestic. "So you are saying there are other realms where the gods exist differently?"
The entity seems to shimmer, cosmic energies swirling around him. "Indeed. There are countless realities, each with its own version of the gods and mortals. In one such reality, Poseidon fathered a demigod daughter named Percilla Jackson."
Poseidon's fury did not abate. "Alternate world or not, I refuse to believe that another version of me would consort with a mortal. And how does a half-breed sired by my alternate self be my daughter as well?" He demanded.
"The convergence of realities has created a unique bond. Percilla Jackson, though born of another Poseidon, shares the same essence as you. Her existence bridges the gap between your world and hers, making her your daughter in more ways than one."
Once Chaos stopped speaking, the gods muttered between themselves again.
"Oh, this is good!" Loki, the Norse god of mischief, trickery, and deception said gleefully. Loki's eyes sparkled with mischief as he leaned back in his seat, clearly enjoying the unfolding drama. "So, Poseidon has a daughter from another reality. Things are getting interesting!
Imagine the stories that will come from this!"
Thor, the Norse god of thunder and lightning sitting beside Loki, rolled his eyes. "This is no time for your games, Loki. If what Chaos says is true, this could have serious implications for all of us."
Ares, the Greek god of war, clenched his fists. "It is hard to believe that any version of Poseidon would sire a child with a mortal. This could be a trick."
"Chaos has never been one for tricks, Ares. His words carry weight beyond our comprehension. If there is an alternate Poseidon who fathered a child with a mortal, we must accept this as a possibility," said Apollo, Greek god of the sun, music, and prophecy who sat beside the war god. On his other side are his sister Artemis, goddess of the hunt and moon, and his mother Leto, the titaness of motherhood.
Buddha, the founder of Buddhism and one of the Four Sages in the Dharmic pantheon, laid on his mat while licking his lollipop with a bored expression.
So alternate realities huh? How troublesome. Wonder what this Percy girl is like to catch a primordial like Chaos attention. He thought.
Zeus raised his hand to silence the murmurs. "Enough. We will not dismiss Lord Chaos's words so easily. If there are indeed other realities with versions of ourselves, we must understand the extent of this convergence and its impact on our world."
Hera spoke up. "And what of this Percilla Jackson? If she truly is Poseidon's daughter, what role does she play in this convergence?"
Chaos's voice resonated with authority. "Percilla Jackson is a key figure in maintaining the balance between the worlds. Her actions and choices will influence not only her own reality but yours as well. By understanding her, you will gain insight into the potential for growth and unity within both gods and mortals."
Poseidon, still seething, finally spoke again. "Very well, Lord Chaos. If this girl truly is my daughter, then we will observe her. But do not expect me to accept her so easily."
Chaos's presence began to fade, his final words echoing through the hall. "This is not just about acceptance, Poseidon. It is about understanding and embracing the connections that bind all realities. Only then can you hope to avert the chaos that threatens to engulf you all."
As Chaos vanished, the grand screen hovering in the middle of the council room remained in his place.
Suddenly a title is revealed on the screen:
Percy Jackson and The Lightning Thief
"Are we truly going to watch the life of a mortal demigod?" Hera asked.
"It seems so my dear," Zeus said as the screen once again changes.
Chapter 6: *I Accidentally Vaporized My Pre-Algebra Teacher
Notes:
This is my first reaction story, so I hope this chapter is good.
Also, not all the gods are watching this reaction.
Percy is fourteen instead of twelve. She was aged up.
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The title on the screen disappeared, then another one appears:
I Accidentally Vaporized My Pre-Algebra Teacher
The gods look at each other in confusion.
Loki bursted out laughing.
"Hahahahaha, this is hilarious! What kind of title is that?!" Said the god of mischief, slapping his knee.
Thor frowned, crossing his arms over his chest. "It seems we will watch in the demigod's point of view.
Still giggling, Loki added, "If that is true, Poseidon's kid already sounds like a riot!"
"Ohoho! My niece having a sense of humor? Now that is a surprise!" Chuckled Zeus, knowing how his brother is like.
Hearing that, Poseidon glared at Zeus and Loki, which the former pretended not to notice. The latter froze in fear and immediately shut up.
"Loki," Odin warned.
"Poseidon, curb your anger," Hades said.
"I. DO NOT. HAVE. A DAUGHTER." Poseidon gritted out towards Zeus.
Athena narrowed her eyes with concentration. "The title suggests a humorous tone, but the concept of vaporizing a teacher may implies some sort of magical or divine intervention."
"I think you are right Athena," Apollo agreed.
The screen flickered again, revealing a tan skinned young girl with waist length jet-black hair, big sea-green eyes framed by long lashes, and pink pouty lips on a heart-shaped face.
Most of the gods dropped their jaws at the sight of the girl.
"Oh my!" Aphrodite exclaimed. "What an adorable looking girl!" She cooed. The goddess of love can tell that the girl will grow up to be a great beauty that can attract many admirers. Hestia, Demeter, and Leto cooed at the sight of the girl.
"Is that the demigod girl we are supposed to watch?" Hera asked, looking between the screen and Poseidon. "She doesn't look like Poseidon at all."
All the gods nodded in agreement.
Hades, Zeus, and Adamas flinched and gave a nervous glance at their brother.
Poseidon narrowed his eyes at the sight of the demigod that is supposed to be his daughter.
How can this half-breed be my daughter? He thought with annoyance. She doesn't look like me.
She is not perfect.
The screen changes to another scene, and the gods hear narration from the screen.
Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood.
"Is that her voice? It sounds beautiful," Apollo said dreamily.
"Good! Who wants to be a half-blood?!" A random god shouted.
Hercules, Brunhilde, and Göll flinched.
"It is definitely better than being a human though," said another.
If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life.
"HUH?" Many of the gods said at the same time.
"Why would a demigod want to live a normal life?" Ares asked in confusion.
"There's a book?" Athena asked.
Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.
If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it's fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened.
But if you recognize yourself in these pages—if you feel something stirring inside—stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it's only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they'll come for you.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
My name is Percilla "Percy" Jackson.
Some of the gods gasped in shock.
Hercules look horrified, "K-killed? Demigods get killed in her world?!"
"It kind of sounds like there are more demigods besides her, but we don't know for certain," said Shiva, his three wives and son Ganesha agreeing beside him.
Without realizing it, Poseidon gripped the armrests of his throne so hard that he crushed it to dust. Hades and Zeus noticed and met each other's eyes in silent communication.
I'm fourteen years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private high school for troubled kids in upstate New York.
The scene changes again. At this point, Percy's life will be shown like a movie while there is narration at the same time.
Am I a troubled kid?
Yeah. You could say that.
"Oooh a child of Poseidon with issues, now that is not a surprise!" Zeus cackled.
Again, Poseidon glared at his younger brother.
I regret not disposing him with Adamas. He thought.
I could start at any point in my short miserable life to prove it, but things really started going bad last May, when our sixth-grade class took a field trip to Manhattan— twenty-eight mental-case kids and two teachers on a yellow school bus, heading to the Metropolitan Museum of Art to look at ancient Greek and Roman stuff.
I know—it sounds like torture. Most Yancy field trips were.
But Mr. Brunner, our Latin teacher, was leading this trip, so I had hopes.
Mr. Brunner was this middle-aged guy in a motorized wheelchair. He had thinning hair and a scruffy beard and a frayed tweed jacket, which always smelled like coffee. You wouldn't think he'd be cool, but he told stories and jokes and let us play games in class. He also had this awesome collection of Roman armor and weapons, so he was the only teacher whose class didn't put me to sleep.
I hoped the trip would be okay. At least, I hoped that for once I wouldn't get in trouble.
Boy, was I wrong.
Some of the deities actually look concerned; like Zeus, Hades, Adamas, Apollo, Leto, Hera, Hestia, and Demeter.
"What's going to happen to her?" Hestia said worriedly.
With Poseidon, no one can tell what he is feeling as his expression remained stone-cold.
See, bad things happen to me on field trips. Like at my fifth-grade school, when we went to the Saratoga battlefield, I had this accident with a Revolutionary War cannon. I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway. And before that, at my fourth-grade school, when we took a behind-the-scenes tour of the Marine World shark pool, I sort of hit the wrong lever on the catwalk and our class took an unplanned swim. And the time before that... Well, you get the idea.
Many of the gods laughed, the loudest being Loki and Anubis, the Egyptian god of funerary rites.
"Oh, she is so fun!" Said Anubis, laughing like a hyena.
"We would definitely get along well," commented Buddha, eating his snacks.
As usual, Poseidon didn't react.
This trip, I was determined to be good.
All the way into the city, I put up with Nancy Bobofit, the freckly, redheaded kleptomaniac girl, hitting my best friend Grover in the back of the head with chunks of peanut butter-and-ketchup sandwich.
"Ewww, human food is gross," said a random god in disgust.
"Wasting food, another reason to destroy humanity," said another. The gods nodded in agreement.
Brunhilde clenched her fists. There is too many petty reasons the gods make for condemning humanity.
Grover was an easy target. He was scrawny. He cried when he got frustrated. He must've been held back several grades, because he was the only sixth grader with acne and the start of a wispy beard on his chin. On top of all that, he was crippled. He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because he had some kind of muscular disease in his legs. He walked funny, like every step hurt him, but don't let that fool you. You should've seen him run when it was enchilada day in the cafeteria.
Seeing the way this Grover person ran, some of the more perceptive gods narrowed their eyes in suspicion. Among those gods are Hades, Poseidon, Adamas, Susano'o no Mikoto, and Beelzebub.
"There is something strange about that mortal," commented Susano'o, the Shinto god of swords.
Anyway, Nancy Bobofit was throwing wads of sandwich that stuck in his curly brown hair, and she knew I couldn't do anything back to her because I was already on probation. The headmaster had threatened me with death by in-school suspension if anything bad, embarrassing, or even mildly entertaining happened on this trip.
"I'm going to kill her," I mumbled.
"She should," Shiva said, chuckling in amusement.
"This is gold!" Loki giggled, "I like her!"
The god of mischief suddenly shivered and turn to see Poseidon giving him a death stare. Loki gulped and immediately turn his head away.
What's the ice prick's problem?! I thought he doesn't care about the girl!
Grover tried to calm me down. "It's okay. I like peanut butter."
He dodged another piece of Nancy's lunch.
"That's it." I started to get up, but Grover pulled me back to my seat.
"You're already on probation," he reminded me. "You know who'll get blamed if anything happens."
Looking back on it, I wish I'd decked Nancy Bobofit right then and there. In-school suspension would've been nothing compared to the mess I was about to get myself into.
The last part made the gods more alert.
"I have a bad feeling about this," said Ares. The other gods nodded in agreement.
Mr. Brunner led the museum tour.
He rode up front in his wheelchair, guiding us through the big echoey galleries, past marble statues and glass cases full of really old black-and-orange pottery.
It blew my mind that this stuff had survived for two thousand, three thousand years.
He gathered us around a thirteen-foot-tall stone column with a big sphinx on the top, and started telling us how it was a grave marker, a stele, for a girl about our age. He told us about the carvings on the sides. I was trying to listen to what he had to say, because it was kind of interesting, but everybody around me was talking, and every time I told them to shut up, the other teacher chaperone, Mrs. Dodds, would give me the evil eye.
Mrs. Dodds was this little math teacher from Georgia who always wore a black leather jacket, even though she was fifty years old. She looked mean enough to ride a Harley right into your locker. She had come to Yancy halfway through the year, when our last math teacher had a nervous breakdown.
Seeing the appearance of the math teacher, Aphrodite curled her lips in disgust.
"Ugh, what an ugly looking human!"
Hades narrowed his eyes. There is something about this math teacher that doesn't seem right.
From her first day, Mrs. Dodds loved Nancy Bobofit and figured I was devil spawn. She would point her crooked finger at me and say, "Now, honey," real sweet, and I knew I was going to get after-school detention for a month.
One time, after she'd made me erase answers out of old math workbooks until midnight, I told Grover I didn't think Mrs. Dodds was human. He looked at me, real serious, and said, "You're absolutely right."
"I think that Grover kid knows something," commented Buddha.
"There is a possibility that he is not mortal," Zeus added.
"I think so as well," Hades agreed.
Mr. Brunner kept talking about Greek funeral art.
Finally, Nancy Bobofit snickered something about the naked guy on the stele, and I turned around and said, "Will you shut up?"
It came out louder than I meant it to.
"That Nancy girl is quite disrespectful," Athena said, scowling. "It is good that Percilla spoke up."
Unbeknownst to himself, the corner of Poseidon's mouth lifted a second before he replaced it with a frown.
The whole group laughed. Mr. Brunner stopped his story.
"Miss Jackson," he said, "did you have a comment?"
My face was totally red. I said, "No, sir."
Mr. Brunner pointed to one of the pictures on the stele. "Perhaps you'll tell us what this picture represents?"
I looked at the carving, and felt a flush of relief, because I actually recognized it. "That's Kronos eating his kids, right?"
Silence.
Then suddenly, the entire council room erupted in an uproar.
"WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?!" Zeus yelled in outrage. "DID I HEAR RIGHT? DID SHE F*CKING SAY THAT KRONOS ATE HIS KIDS?!!"
Loki dropped his jaw to the ground. "W-what?! This cannot be serious! Right?" He turn to Odin and Thor.
Odin frowned, his ravens Muninn and Huginn looked ready to throw up.
"I am not sure," Thor replied, not looking well himself.
The gods, especially from the Greek pantheon, looked at each other in a mixture of shock and horror.
"NO! THAT CANNOT BE RIGHT!" Shouted Hera.
Hades showed an unsettled expression.
Poseidon sneered. "Pathetic mortals! How dare they falsify the origin of the Greek gods!"
"Yes," Mr. Brunner said, obviously not satisfied. "And he did this because ..."
"Well..." I racked my brain to remember. "Kronos was the king god, and—"
"Pffft, that demigod is so wrong." Said a random god.
"God?" Mr. Brunner asked.
"Titan," I corrected myself. "And ... he didn't trust his kids, who were the gods. So, um, Kronos ate them, right? But his wife hid baby Zeus, and gave Kronos a rock to eat instead. And later, when Zeus grew up, he tricked his dad, Kronos, into barfing up his brothers and sisters—"
Everyone look horrified.
Some of the Greek gods looked like they are about to puke themselves, especially the goddesses like Hera, Hestia, Aphrodite, and Athena.
"Ewww! Is that really how you Greek gods came to be!" Shiva said in disgust.
"NO!" The Greeks yelled simultaneously.
"That is absolutely NOT how we were born!" Hera shouted angrily.
Hades, Zeus, and Adamas look like they want to pulverize something.
"Mother Rhea will not like this," muttered Adamas.
Poseidon look absolutely livid. Suddenly, the temperature in the room became freezing cold, making everyone shiver.
"These insects dare!" The blonde tyrant growled out.
"Poseidon, calm down!" Hades told him sternly.
Upon his eldest brother's order, Poseidon reluctantly did so.
"Eeew!" said one of the girls behind me.
"—and so there was this big fight between the gods and the Titans," I continued, "and the gods won."
"At least the gods won," Zeus remarked.
Some snickers from the group.
"Why is that funny?" Hera asked in annoyance.
Behind me, Nancy Bobofit mumbled to a friend, "Like we're going to use this in real life. Like it's going to say on our job applications, 'Please explain why Kronos ate his kids.'"
"And why, Miss Jackson," Brunner said, "to paraphrase Miss Bobofit's excellent question, does this matter in real life?"
"Oooh, she got in trouble," Loki mocked, grinning mischievously.
"Busted," Grover muttered.
"Shut up," Nancy hissed, her face even brighter red than her hair.
At least Nancy got packed, too. Mr. Brunner was the only one who ever caught her saying anything wrong. He had radar ears.
I thought about his question, and shrugged. "I don't know, sir."
"I see." Mr. Brunner looked disappointed. "Well, half credit, Miss Jackson. Zeus did indeed feed Kronos a mixture of mustard and wine, which made him disgorge his other five children, who, of course, being immortal gods, had been living and growing up completely undigested in the Titan's stomach. The gods defeated their father, sliced him to pieces with his own scythe, and scattered his remains in Tartarus, the darkest part of the Underworld. On that happy note, it's time for lunch. Mrs. Dodds, would you lead us back outside?"
The Greek gods dropped their jaws to the floor.
"WHAT. THE. F*CK." Zeus worded slowly.
"Is that really how they kill our alternate selves's father?" Said Hades in shock.
"After all of that, how is that a happy note?!" Squawked Muninn.
The class drifted off, the girls holding their stomachs, the guys pushing each other around and acting like doofuses.
"Males," Athena and Artemis sneered.
Grover and I were about to follow when Mr. Brunner said, "Miss Jackson."
I knew that was coming.
I told Grover to keep going. Then I turned toward Mr. Brunner. "Sir?"
Mr. Brunner had this look that wouldn't let you go— intense brown eyes that could've been a thousand years old and had seen everything.
"Something about him is not right along with that Grover kid," said Apollo.
"You must learn the answer to my question," Mr. Brunner told me.
"About the Titans?"
"About real life. And how your studies apply to it."
"Oh."
"What you learn from me," he said, "is vitally important. I expect you to treat it as such. I will accept only the best from you, Percilla Jackson."
I wanted to get angry, this guy pushed me so hard.
I mean, sure, it was kind of cool on tournament days, when he dressed up in a suit of Roman armor and shouted: "What ho!'" and challenged us, sword-point against chalk, to run to the board and name every Greek and Roman person who had ever lived, and their mother, and what god they worshipped. But Mr. Brunner expected me to be as good as everybody else, despite the fact that I have dyslexia and attention deficit disorder and I had never made above a C– in my life. No—he didn't expect me to be as good; he expected me to be better. And I just couldn't learn all those names and facts, much less spell them correctly.
"A demigod with dyslexia and attention deficit disorder? That doesn't make any sense to me," Said Zeus.
"It may be because of her mortal half," answered Hades.
I wonder what could be the reason, thought Beelzebub, feeling like he wants to experiment on the demigod.
Poseidon frown deepened.
Such faultiness, I refuse to believe I have a daughter that is nothing like myself, he thought.
I mumbled something about trying harder, while Mr. Brunner took one long sad look at the stele, like he'd been at this girl's funeral.
He told me to go outside and eat my lunch.
The class gathered on the front steps of the museum, where we could watch the foot traffic along Fifth Avenue.
Overhead, a huge storm was brewing, with clouds blacker than I'd ever seen over the city. I figured maybe it was global warming or something, because the weather all across New York state had been weird since Christmas. We'd had massive snow storms, flooding, wildfires from lightning strikes. I wouldn't have been surprised if this was a hurricane blowing in.
"That seems quite unusual," commented Thor.
Nobody else seemed to notice. Some of the guys were pelting pigeons with Lunchables crackers. Nancy Bobofit was trying to pickpocket something from a lady's purse, and, of course, Mrs. Dodds wasn't seeing a thing.
"Humans are so selfish and immature," sneered a random god.
Grover and I sat on the edge of the fountain, away from the others. We thought that maybe if we did that, everybody wouldn't know we were from that school—the school for loser freaks who couldn't make it elsewhere.
"Detention?" Grover asked.
"Nah," I said. "Not from Brunner. I just wish he'd lay off me sometimes. I mean—I'm not a genius."
Poseidon frowned upon the girl saying she is not a genius.
How can she be my daughter when she does not contain my intelligence?
Grover didn't say anything for a while. Then, when I thought he was going to give me some deep philosophical comment to make me feel better, he said, "Can I have your apple?"
I didn't have much of an appetite, so I let him take it.
I watched the stream of cabs going down Fifth Avenue, and thought about my mom's apartment, only a little ways uptown from where we sat. I hadn't seen her since Christmas. I wanted so bad to jump in a taxi and head home. She'd hug me and be glad to see me, but she'd be disappointed, too. She'd send me right back to Yancy, remind me that I had to try harder, even if this was my sixth school in six years and I was probably going to be kicked out again. I wouldn't be able to stand that sad look she'd give me.
"She really loves her mother," Leto said, nodding in approval.
Mr. Brunner parked his wheelchair at the base of the handicapped ramp. He ate celery while he read a paperback novel. A red umbrella stuck up from the back of his chair, making it look like a motorized cafe table.
I was about to unwrap my sandwich when Nancy Bobofit appeared in front of me with her ugly friends—I guess she'd gotten tired of stealing from the tourists—and dumped her half-eaten lunch in Grover's lap.
"That is mean," said Hestia, Greek goddess of the hearth in disapproval.
"Oops." She grinned at me with her crooked teeth. Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos.
"Ugh!" Aphrodite scoffed, "that girl needs a heavy makeover!"
I tried to stay cool. The school counselor had told me a million times, "Count to ten, get control of your temper." But I was so mad my mind went blank. A wave roared in my ears.
Everyone in the room gasped or have expressions of shock.
"DID YOU SEE THAT?!"
"WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED?!"
"DID SHE JUST SUMMONED WATER?!"
"THE F*CK!" Loki, Adamas, Shiva, and Buddha shouted at the same time.
"Ohhoho! So she used her powers huh?" Zeus chuckled. "Seems that she really is the daughter of Poseidon."
"Zeus," Hades said warning and glanced at Poseidon.
Too the death god's surprise, Poseidon's eyes became solely focused on the screen.
I don't remember touching her, but the next thing I knew, Nancy was sitting on her butt in the fountain, screaming, "Percy pushed me!"
Mrs. Dodds materialized next to us.
Some of the kids were whispering: "Did you see—"
"—the water—"
"—like it grabbed her—"
I didn't know what they were talking about. All I knew was that I was in trouble again.
As soon as Mrs. Dodds was sure poor little Nancy was okay, promising to get her a new shirt at the museum gift shop, etc., etc., Mrs. Dodds turned on me. There was a triumphant fire in her eyes, as if I'd done something she'd been waiting for all semester. "Now, honey—"
"I know," I grumbled. "A month erasing workbooks."
That wasn't the right thing to say.
"Come with me," Mrs. Dodds said.
"Wait!" Grover yelped. "It was me. I pushed her."
"He is quite protective of her," Hades commented.
I stared at him, stunned. I couldn't believe he was trying to cover for me. Mrs. Dodds scared Grover to death.
She glared at him so hard his whiskery chin trembled.
"I don't think so, Mr. Underwood," she said.
"But—"
"You—will—stay—here."
Grover looked at me desperately.
"It's okay, man," I told him. "Thanks for trying."
"Honey," Mrs. Dodds barked at me. "Now."
Nancy Bobofit smirked.
I gave her my deluxe I'll-kill-you-later stare.
For some reason Hades, Apollo, Loki, Beelzebub, Thor, Susano'o and even Poseidon looks riveted at the sight of Percy's stare.
"Oh my!" Aphrodite squealed excitedly, seeing the looks directed towards the demigod. There is already a small spark of attraction ignited with some of the gods.
"You know, she kind of looks like Poseidon with that expression," Zeus remarked, gaining nods.
That snapped Poseidon out of his daze.
"I already said she is not my daughter Zeus," he told him coldly.
Hades shook his head and sighs in exasperation, "You are just being in denial Poseidon."
Poseidon ignored him.
Then I turned to face Mrs. Dodds, but she wasn't there. She was standing at the museum entrance, way at the top of the steps, gesturing impatiently at me to come on.
How'd she get there so fast?
The gods look surprised.
"What the hell?!" Shiva exclaimed. "That lady is not human!"
"Wonder what creature she is," said Susano'o.
Odin and Thor became more interested in the scene.
"Hmm," said Hades thoughtfully.
Poseidon glared at this so called 'Mrs. Dodds', which the observant Hades took notice.
I have moments like that a lot, when my brain falls asleep or something, and the next thing I know I've missed something, as if a puzzle piece fell out of the universe and left me staring at the blank place behind it. The school counselor told me this was part of the ADHD, my brain misinterpreting things.
I wasn't so sure.
I went after Mrs. Dodds.
Adamas sighs, " That girl seems to be walking into danger. I hope that is the only time she does." While he doesn't care about the girl, it troubled him for the kid to be so unaware.
Halfway up the steps, I glanced back at Grover. He was looking pale, cutting his eyes between me and Mr. Brunner, like he wanted Mr. Brunner to notice what was going on, but Mr. Brunner was absorbed in his novel.
"Definitely sus," said Buddha.
I looked back up. Mrs. Dodds had disappeared again. She was now inside the building, at the end of the entrance hall.
Okay, I thought. She's going to make me buy a new shirt for Nancy at the gift shop.
But apparently that wasn't the plan.
I followed her deeper into the museum. When I finally caught up to her, we were back in the Greek and Roman section.
Except for us, the gallery was empty.
Mrs. Dodds stood with her arms crossed in front of a big marble frieze of the Greek gods. She was making this weird noise in her throat, like growling.
"Oooh, is she going to attack her?" Asked Loki, leaning forward in excitement.
Even without the noise, I would've been nervous. It's weird being alone with a teacher, especially Mrs. Dodds. Something about the way she looked at the frieze, as if she wanted to pulverize it...
"You've been giving us problems, honey," she said.
I did the safe thing. I said, "Yes, ma'am."
Some of the gods chuckled.
"That's the safe thing?" Shiva asked with a raised brow.
She tugged on the cuffs of her leather jacket. "Did you really think you would get away with it?"
The look in her eyes was beyond mad. It was evil.
She's a teacher, I thought nervously. It's not like she's going to hurt me.
I said, "I'll—I'll try harder, ma'am."
Thunder shook the building.
"We are not fools, Percy Jackson," Mrs. Dodds said. "It was only a matter of time before we found you out. Confess, and you will suffer less pain."
"Confess?" Asked Sunano'o.
I didn't know what she was talking about.
All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorm room. Or maybe they'd realized I got my essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book.
Some of the gods laughed.
Buddha, Shiva, and Adamas smirked. The girl will definitely get along with them.
"Well?" she demanded.
"Ma'am, I don't..."
"Your time is up," she hissed.
Then the weirdest thing happened. Her eyes began to glow like barbecue coals. Her fingers stretched, turning into talons. Her jacket melted into large, leathery wings. She wasn't human. She was a shriveled hag with bat wings and claws and a mouth full of yellow fangs, and she was about to slice me to ribbons.
For the second time, the entire council went into an uproar.
"WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT THING!"
Göll screams in fear then fainted. Brunhilde just watch the screen impassively.
"Is that creature from our alternate's pantheon?" Zeus questioned no one in particular.
Suddenly, a wind passed by him and whispered:
Fury.
"Wait...that's a Fury?!" Zeus exclaimed.
"Did you say Fury?!" The gods shouted.
"No way does a Fury look like this!" Yelled Ares.
"Such a vulgar sight!" Exclaimed Aphrodite.
Poseidon gritted his teeth. His dais started to show cracks.
Then things got even stranger.
Mr. Brunner, who'd been out in front of the museum a minute before, wheeled his chair into the doorway of the gallery, holding a pen in his hand.
"What ho, Percy!" he shouted, and tossed the pen through the air.
"A PEN?!!!" All the gods shouted.
Poseidon looked displeased.
"Why the hell is that mortal throwing a pen?! What good will it do?!" Huginn shouted, flapping his wings.
Mrs. Dodds lunged at me.
With a yelp, I dodged and felt talons slash the air next to my ear. I snatched the ballpoint pen out of the air, but when it hit my hand, it wasn't a pen anymore. It was a sword—Mr. Brunner's bronze sword, which he always used on tournament day.
Everyone became surprised.
"The pen just turned into a sword!" Said Apollo.
The battle-hungry gods like Zeus and Ares jumped in their seats giddily in excitement. Hera scowled at her husband for acting like a kid.
Hades narrowed his eyes. It seems his suspicions was proven true after all about that Mr. Brunner.
Poseidon stayed completely focused on watching the scene, his eyes not missing any detail.
Mrs. Dodds spun toward me with a murderous look in her eyes.
My knees were jelly. My hands were shaking so bad I almost dropped the sword.
She snarled, "Die, honey!"
And she flew straight at me.
Absolute terror ran through my body. I did the only thing that came naturally: I swung the sword.
"NATURALLY?!" Many gods shouted.
"I don't think that girl used a sword before. How could she think it will come naturally to her?" Susano'o muttered to himself.
Every gods eyes are now glued to the screen.
The metal blade hit her shoulder and passed clean through her body as if she were made of water. Hisss!
Mrs. Dodds was a sand castle in a power fan. She exploded into yellow powder, vaporized on the spot, leaving nothing but the smell of sulfur and a dying screech and a chill of evil in the air, as if those two glowing red eyes were still watching me.
The council room was so quiet you can hear a pin drop.
"S-she just killed a Fury with one swing..." stuttered Ares in disbelief, breaking the tense silence.
"Impressive!" Roared Zeus. "She got some fight in her!"
"Indeed," Hades said, nodding approvingly. "She has potential."
Poseidon remained stoic, but there is a sort of spark in his eyes if looked closely.
I was alone.
There was a ballpoint pen in my hand.
Mr. Brunner wasn't there. Nobody was there but me.
My hands were still trembling. My lunch must've been contaminated with magic mushrooms or something.
Had I imagined the whole thing?
"You definitely did not," said Buddha.
I went back outside.
It had started to rain.
Grover was sitting by the fountain, a museum map tented over his head. Nancy Bobofit was still standing there, soaked from her swim in the fountain, grumbling to her ugly friends. When she saw me, she said, "I hope Mrs. Kerr whipped your butt."
"Who is Mrs. Kerr?" Asked Apollo. His fellow gods shrugged.
I said, "Who?"
"Our teacher. Duh!"
I blinked. We had no teacher named Mrs. Kerr. I asked Nancy what she was talking about.
She just rolled her eyes and turned away.
I asked Grover where Mrs. Dodds was.
He said, "Who?"
"How could those mortal not remember their math teacher?" Questioned Odin, finally speaking out.
Apollo scoffed. "That Grover kid is a bad liar."
But he paused first, and he wouldn't look at me, so I thought he was messing with me.
"Not funny, man," I told him. "This is serious."
Thunder boomed overhead.
I saw Mr. Brunner sitting under his red umbrella, reading his book, as if he'd never moved.
I went over to him.
He looked up, a little distracted. "Ah, that would be my pen. Please bring your own writing utensil in the future, Miss Jackson."
"He's acting weird," stated Loki.
I handed Mr. Brunner his pen. I hadn't even realized I was still holding it.
"Sir," I said, "where's Mrs. Dodds?"
He stared at me blankly. "Who?"
"The other chaperone. Mrs. Dodds. The pre-algebra teacher."
He frowned and sat forward, looking mildly concerned. "Percy, there is no Mrs. Dodds on this trip. As far as I know, there has never been a Mrs. Dodds at Yancy Academy. Are you feeling all right?"
Just then, the screen turned black.
"Huh?"
"Why did the screen stopped playing?!"
Suddenly, all the deities felt a familiar suffocating presence.
"What do you gods think of Percilla Jackson?" Said Chaos, appearing once again.
Chapter 7: *Three Old Ladies Knit The Socks Of Death
Chapter Text
Everyone was stunned by Chao's sudden return.
Zeus cleared his throat. "Lord Chaos, we didn't expect you to come back within a short time. We thought you have left us gods to ourselves."
Chaos flared his aura of amusement. "Ah, Zeus, you should know by now that I am nothing if not unpredictable. I have been watching you all reacting to Percilla's first fight against a monster without my presence here. So back to my question, what do you all think of her?"
Hades spoke next, his expression cautious. "Percilla Jackson is an exceptional mortal, Lord Chaos. Her action have caught the attention of many of us."
Chaos nodded slowly. "Exceptional indeed. Her fate is intertwined with powers beyond her understanding."
"She possesses qualities rarely seen in mortals. Courage, intelligence, and a resilience," said Odin.
Ares, leaning casually against his seat, smirked. "She's a warrior, no doubt about that."
Chaos would have smiled if he shown a face. "A fitting description. Her potential is vast, but her path is fraught with danger. Now I want to know what is Poseidon's opinion of her."
The Primordial and every deity turn their attention to the silent sea god.
Poseidon just showed a deadpan expression.
"Brother, stop your stubbornness and answer him," Hades urged warningly.
Poseidon's eyes flickered with annoyance before he finally spoke, his voice like the rumble of distant thunder. "Percilla Jackson is a child of the sea, though she may not yet know it. Her strength and resolve are commendable, but she treads a fine line between bravery and recklessness."
Chaos seemed to consider Poseidon's words, his aura shifting slightly. "As expected, she has already made an impression on the ruler of the seas. Now let's return to the screen." The primordial disappeared again.
A new title appears on the black screen:
Three Old Ladies Knit The Socks Of Death
"Another weird title?!" Exclaimed Apollo.
Athena rolled her eyes. "It's symbolic Apollo. We should all expect these titles would have a deeper meaning."
Loki snorted. "Stop being such a smartass."
Athena glared daggers at the god of mischief for his comment.
The first scene appears.
I was used to the occasional weird experience, but usually they were over quickly. This twenty-four/seven hallucination was more than I could handle. For the rest of the school year, the entire campus seemed to be playing some kind of trick on me. The students acted as if they were completely and totally convinced that Mrs. Kerr—a perky blond woman whom I'd never seen in my life until she got on our bus at the end of the field trip—had been our pre-algebra teacher since Christmas.
"Quite strange for a random teacher to suddenly appear," remarked Buddha.
"What is stranger are the students acting like this Mrs. Kerr has been around," Shiva pointed out.
"It could be that our alternate selves are involved," said Hades.
Everyone nodded their heads in agreement except Poseidon, who is still as a statue.
Every so often I would spring a Mrs. Dodds reference on somebody, just to see if I could trip them up, but they would stare at me like I was psycho.
It got so I almost believed them—Mrs. Dodds had never existed.
Almost.
Loki smirked. "Heh, smart girl."
But Grover couldn't fool me. When I mentioned the name Dodds to him, he would hesitate, then claim she didn't exist. But I knew he was lying.
"She is perceptive too," commented Apollo.
Beelzebub nodded. "It is quite obvious that he knows something."
"Right, this Grover is acting weird around her," said Ares.
"So that boy is hiding something from her," said Artemis with a derisive tone. "Only a male would be foolish to keep secrets from someone like Percilla."
Poseidon cracks his armrest again. (It was destroyed, then reformed.)
Zeus and Hades look at each other, seemingly asking each other 'what's his deal?'.
Something was going on. Something had happened at the museum.
I didn't have much time to think about it during the days, but at night, visions of Mrs. Dodds with talons and leathery wings would wake me up in a cold sweat.
"Her visions are concerning," said Morpheus, Greek gods of dreams.
Aphrodite looks grossed out at the sight of Mrs. Dodds again.
The freak weather continued, which didn't help my mood. One night, a thunderstorm blew out the windows in my dorm room. A few days later, the biggest tornado ever spotted in the HudsonValley touched down only fifty miles from Yancy Academy. One of the current events we studied in social studies class was the unusual number of small planes that had gone down in sudden squalls in the Atlantic that year.
This scene caught Zeus's attention.
"Wait...could this be my alternate self's doing?"
Hades frowned, his eyes narrowing as he considered the events unfolding. "It is possible, Zeus. The disturbances and unusual weather patterns are not coincidental. If your alternate self is involved, then he is putting Percilla's life at risk."
Cracks!
"Poseidon, that is the second time you crushed your armrest!" Scolded Hades, looking like a tired older sibling.
But does his younger brother care? No.
Adamas and Beelzebub have similar thoughts as they observed Poseidon.
What the f*ck is up with the ice prick?! He has been showing weird behavior. There is no way he is starting to care about the girl, right?Thought Adamas.
Hmm, it seems Poseidon is affected by the threats to Percilla's life. Despite not having met her personally, he is started to show more emotions after eons. Thought Beelzebub.
On the other hand, Poseidon is caught by surprise of his slipping of control.
What is wrong with me?! Why am I reacting this way to an insignificant half-mortal?! I still do not believe I am any relation to her! However, I am showing more emotions than I ever intended!
I started feeling cranky and irritable most of the time. My grades slipped from Ds to Fs. I got into more fights with Nancy Bobofit and her friends. I was sent out into the hallway in almost every class.
Hearing the grades, Poseidon and Athena frowned.
Finally, when our English teacher, Mr. Nicoll, asked me for the millionth time why I was too lazy to study for spelling tests, I snapped. I called him an old sot. I wasn't even sure what it meant, but it sounded good.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Zeus, Loki, and Anubis laughed uncontrollably. The other deities (except Poseidon) chuckled.
Apollo shook his head with a smirk. "Calling a teacher an old sot? Bold move, even for a mortal."
Athena frowned, her gaze stern. "Percilla needs to control her temper."
Maybe Percilla and my brother is more alike than any of us care to admit, thought Hades.
"Sometimes a little rebellion is necessary, Athena. It shows she's spirited and won't back down easily." Said Hermes, the Greek messenger god and god of travels.
Hera, observing quietly, finally spoke. "Spirit is one thing, but wisdom and restraint are also crucial. Percilla must learn to balance her emotions if she is to fulfill her potential."
The headmaster sent my mom a letter the following week, making it official: I would not be invited back next year to Yancy Academy.
Fine, I told myself. Just fine.
I was homesick.
Some goddesses, especially Hestia, Leto, and Aphrodite cooed at the cute girl missing her mom.
I wanted to be with my mom in our little apartment on the Upper East Side, even if I had to go to public school and put up with my obnoxious stepfather and his stupid poker parties.
And yet... there were things I'd miss at Yancy. The view of the woods out my dorm window, the Hudson River in the distance, the smell of pine trees. I'd miss Grover, who'd been a good friend, even if he was a little strange. I worried how he'd survive next year without me.
I'd miss Latin class, too—Mr. Brunner's crazy tournament days and his faith that I could do well.
As exam week got closer, Latin was the only test I studied for. I hadn't forgotten what Mr. Brunner had told me about this subject being life-and-death for me. I wasn't sure why, but I'd started to believe him.
Poseidon scoffed, "She doesn't need to learn Latin. It is a useless language from an empire that tried to imitate us before we wiped them out. She is part Greek anyway."
"Good riddance for that," said the members of the Greek pantheon.
The deities from the other pantheons glanced at each other. They know the Greeks HATED the Romans for trying to made up their own deities that copied the Greeks. They also hate Italy, considering it was the heart of the empire that once dared to challenge its supremacy.
But why was Italy the country not wiped out also?
Italy was not wiped out because, despite their animosity towards the Romans, the Greek deities recognized the land's significance and potential. They understood that Italy's strategic location and rich resources made it too valuable to destroy completely. Moreover, the Greeks knew that many of their cultural influences had spread throughout Italy, making its destruction akin to erasing part of their own legacy. Thus, while they harbored deep resentment, they chose to let Italy endure.
Some of the Greek gods will get mad if a member of their pantheon eats Italian food.
Adamas began to sweat nervously.
Sh*t! I hope they never find out I eat pizzas everyday!
"Since you said she is part Greek, do you admit Percilla is your daughter?" Said Zeus teasingly.
"Don't push me idiot," replied Poseidon, scowling and turning back to the screen.
The evening before my final, I got so frustrated I threw the Cambridge Guide to Greek Mythology across my dorm room.
Athena gasped. "How dare she treat a book that way?!"
"Well, it is a book of Greek mythology, which means likely the humans made up the stories about us. So I wouldn't mind that kind of book getting beat up," said a new voice, which happens to be Dionysus, Greek god of wine and pleasure.
Words had started swimming off the page, circling my head, the letters doing one-eighties as if they were riding skateboards. There was no way I was going to remember the difference between Chiron and Charon, or Polydictes and Polydeuces. And conjugating those Latin verbs? Forget it.
"Who the hell is Chiron and Polydeuces?" Asked Zeus.
The Greeks look at each other and shrugged.
"It seems those two only exist in that world," said Hades. "There are probably many others too that our universe don't have."
"Like what uncle? Our own demigod blood children?" Apollo said jokingly.
All the deities reacted startlingly.
"W-what?" Hercules stuttered.
"Wait, I was joking! Chaos did not mention any other demigods besides the girl!"
"Well, there could be a possibility though..." Shiva muttered.
Zeus looked unsure. "Son...you may be on to something here..."
Hera scowled and clenched her fists.
Ares laughed nervously. "Even if we have our own demigod children in that universe, at least there won't be Roman gods right?" He said, trying to ease the tension. Everyone resumed watching the screen.
I paced the room, feeling like ants were crawling around inside my shirt.
I remembered Mr. Brunner's serious expression, his thousand-year-old eyes. I will accept only the best from you, Percilla Jackson.
I took a deep breath. I picked up the mythology book.
I'd never asked a teacher for help before. Maybe if I talked to Mr. Brunner, he could give me some pointers. At least I could apologize for the big fat F I was about to score on his exam. I didn't want to leave Yancy Academy with him thinking I hadn't tried.
I walked downstairs to the faculty offices. Most of them were dark and empty, but Mr. Brunner's door was ajar, light from his window stretching across the hallway floor.
I was three steps from the door handle when I heard voices inside the office. Mr. Brunner asked a question. A voice that was definitely Grover's said "... worried about Percy, sir."
I froze.
"Oooh, those two are talking behind her back!" Loki snickered.
Poseidon gritted his teeth, glaring hatefully at those two lower life forms.
I'm not usually an eavesdropper, but I dare you to try not listening if you hear your best friend talking about you to an adult.
"True," many of the deities agreed.
I inched closer.
"... alone this summer," Grover was saying. "I mean, a Kindly One in the school! Now that we know for sure, and they know too—"
"Kindly one? Is that how they called the Fury?" Asked Susano'o.
Odin nodded. "Seems to be so."
"We were right that Grover kid was sus," said Buddha.
"We would only make matters worse by rushing him," Mr. Brunner said. "We need the girl to mature more."
"But she may not have time. The summer solstice deadline— "
Summer solstice deadline? The Greeks thought simultaneously.
"Will have to be resolved without her, Grover. Let her enjoy her ignorance while she still can."
"Sir, she saw her... ."
"Her imagination," Mr. Brunner insisted. "The Mist over the students and staff will be enough to convince him of that."
"The Mist?" Said Hades with a raised brow. "Is that something to blind mortals from seeing monsters?"
"Seems to be so brother," said Zeus.
"Sir, I ... I can't fail in my duties again." Grover's voice was choked with emotion. "You know what that would mean."
"You haven't failed, Grover," Mr. Brunner said kindly. "I should have seen her for what she was. Now let's just worry about keeping Percy alive until next fall—"
The mythology book dropped out of my hand and hit the floor with a thud.
"Uh-oh! She dropped her book!" Squawked Huginn.
"She is on the verge of exposing herself," stated Shiva.
Mr. Brunner went silent.
My heart hammering, I picked up the book and backed down the hall.
A shadow slid across the lighted glass of Brunner's office door, the shadow of something much taller than my wheelchair-bound teacher, holding something that looked suspiciously like an archer's bow.
"Looks like she was mistaken for an enemy," commented Thor.
I opened the nearest door and slipped inside.
A few seconds later I heard a slow clop-clop-clop, like muffled wood blocks, then a sound like an animal snuffling right outside my door. A large, dark shape paused in front of the glass, then moved on.
"F*cking sh*t! That sounds like the steps of a Satyr!" Growled out Zeus.
"A Satyr!" The gods cried out in disgust.
"One of those guys is a Satyr?!" Apollo exclaimed.
"Abhorrent creatures!" Poseidon sneered.
How dare that filthy life form threaten to hurt my— Poseidon stopped himself.
A bead of sweat trickled down my neck.
Somewhere in the hallway, Mr. Brunner spoke. "Nothing," he murmured. "My nerves haven't been right since the winter solstice."
"Winter Solstice?" Questioned the gods.
"What are they talking about?" Asked Ares, confused.
"Mine neither," Grover said. "But I could have sworn ..."
"Go back to the dorm," Mr. Brunner told him. "You've got a long day of exams tomorrow."
"Don't remind me."
The lights went out in Mr. Brunner's office.
I waited in the dark for what seemed like forever.
Finally, I slipped out into the hallway and made my way back up to the dorm.
Grover was lying on his bed, studying his Latin exam notes like he'd been there all night.
"Hey," he said, bleary-eyed. "You going to be ready for this test?"
I didn't answer.
"You look awful." He frowned. "Is everything okay?"
"Just... tired."
I turned so he couldn't read my expression, and started getting ready for bed.
"Wait a second! They have her and this Grover boy share a room?!" Artemis exclaimed in anger. Athena and some other goddesses looked angry as well.
Now Poseidon feels the urge to kill that Satyr even more.
I didn't understand what I'd heard downstairs. I wanted to believe I'd imagined the whole thing.
"You definitely did not imagine it,"said Buddha.
But one thing was clear: Grover and Mr. Brunner were talking about me behind my back. They thought I was in some kind of danger.
Surprisingly, some of the gods look worried, especially Hades, Zeus, and Adamas.
Meanwhile, Poseidon remain impassive. No one can tell what he is feeling inside.
The next afternoon, as I was leaving the three-hour Latin exam, my eyes swimming with all the Greek and Roman names I'd misspelled, Mr. Brunner called me back inside.
For a moment, I was worried he'd found out about my eavesdropping the night before, but that didn't seem to be the problem.
"Percy," he said. "Don't be discouraged about leaving Yancy. It's ... it's for the best."
His tone was kind, but the words still embarrassed me. Even though he was speaking quietly, the other kids finishing the test could hear. Nancy Bobofit smirked at me and made sarcastic little kissing motions with her lips.
"Bitch!" Loki insulted. "Percy should have killed her."
I mumbled, "Okay, sir."
"I mean ..." Mr. Brunner wheeled his chair back and forth, like he wasn't sure what to say. "This isn't the right place for you. It was only a matter of time."
My eyes stung.
The sight of Percy on the verge of tears...it actually affected Poseidon.
He crushed his armrests into dust again.
"Insolent fool," he muttered angrily.
"Poseidon!" Shouted Hades.
"It seems that teacher is saying those words to protect her," Odin stated, which Susano'o nodded in agreement.
Here was my favorite teacher, in front of the class, telling me I couldn't handle it. After saying he believed in me all year, now he was telling me I was destined to get kicked out.
"Right," I said, trembling.
"No, no," Mr. Brunner said. "Oh, confound it all. What I'm trying to say ... you're not normal, Percy. That's nothing to be—"
"Thanks," I blurted. "Thanks a lot, sir, for reminding me."
"Percy—"
But I was already gone.
On the last day of the term, I shoved my clothes into my suitcase.
The other guys were joking around, talking about their vacation plans. One of them was going on a hiking trip to Switzerland. Another was cruising the Caribbean for a month. They were juvenile delinquents, like me, but they were rich juvenile delinquents. Their daddies were executives, or ambassadors, or celebrities. I was a nobody, from a family of nobodies.
They asked me what I'd be doing this summer and I told them I was going back to the city.
What I didn't tell them was that I'd have to get a summer job walking dogs or selling magazine subscriptions, and spend my free time worrying about where I'd go to school in the fall.
"A demigod shouldn't even have a job. Just where the hell is her father?" Zeus said in disapproval.
At the thought of his alternate self not taking care of the girl, Poseidon's expression became even more murderous.
He should not feel this way.
"Oh," one of the guys said. "That's cool."
They went back to their conversation as if I'd never existed.
The only person I dreaded saying good-bye to was Grover, but as it turned out, I didn't have to. He'd booked a ticket to Manhattan on the same Greyhound as I had, so there we were, together again, heading into the city.
During the whole bus ride, Grover kept glancing nervously down the aisle, watching the other passengers. It occurred to me that he'd always acted nervous and fidgety when we left Yancy, as if he expected something bad to happen. Before, I'd always assumed he was worried about getting teased. But there was nobody to tease him on the Greyhound.
Finally I couldn't stand it anymore.
I said, "Looking for Kindly Ones?"
"Oh sh*t!" Exclaimed a random god.
"She is going to corner him," said another.
"Finally, something will get explained," said Beelzebub.
Grover nearly jumped out of his seat. "Wha—what do you mean?"
I confessed about eavesdropping on him and Mr. Brunner the night before the exam.
Grover's eye twitched. "How much did you hear?"
"Oh ... not much. What's the summer solstice dead-line?"
He winced. "Look, Percy ... I was just worried for you, see? I mean, hallucinating about demon math teachers ..."
"Grover—"
"Just tell her the truth you b*stard!" Someone shouted in frustration.
Everyone is tired of the girl not knowing anything and are fed us with this Grover guy keeping things from her.
"And I was telling Mr. Brunner that maybe you were overstressed or something, because there was no such person as Mrs. Dodds, and ..."
"Grover, you're a really, really bad liar."
"Finally, she called him out!" Apollo yelled, looking impressed.
Hades and many other gods nodded in approval.
His ears turned pink.
From his shirt pocket, he fished out a grubby business card. "Just take this, okay? In case you need me this summer.
The card was in fancy script, which was murder on my dyslexic eyes, but I finally made out something like:
Grover Underwood
Keeper
Half-Blood Hill
Long Island, New York
(800) 009-0009
"What's Half—"
"Don't say it aloud!" he yelped. "That's my, um ... summer address."
"He is still deceiving her," Hermes stated
My heart sank. Grover had a summer home. I'd never considered that his family might be as rich as the others at Yancy.
"Okay," I said glumly. "So, like, if I want to come visit your mansion."
He nodded. "Or ... or if you need me."
"Why would I need you?"
It came out harsher than I meant it to.
Grover blushed right down to his Adam's apple. "Look, Percy, the truth is, I—I kind of have to protect you."
I stared at him.
"He doesn't look like he can protect her," Ares remarked.
All year long, I'd gotten in fights, keeping bullies away from him. I'd lost sleep worrying that he'd get beaten up next year without me. And here he was acting like he was the one who defended me.
"Weakling," Poseidon stated, looking at Grover's form in disdain. To him, this boy looks like a coward.
"Grover," I said, "what exactly are you protecting me from?"
There was a huge grinding noise under our feet. Black smoke poured from the dashboard and the whole bus filled with a smell like rotten eggs. The driver cursed and limped the Greyhound over to the side of the highway.
After a few minutes clanking around in the engine compartment, the driver announced that we'd all have to get off. Grover and I filed outside with everybody else.
We were on a stretch of country road—no place you'd notice if you didn't break down there. On our side of the highway was nothing but maple trees and litter from passing cars. On the other side, across four lanes of asphalt shimmering with afternoon heat, was an old-fashioned fruit stand.
The stuff on sale looked really good: heaping boxes of blood red cherries and apples, walnuts and apricots, jugs of cider in a claw-foot tub full of ice. There were no customers, just three old ladies sitting in rocking chairs in the shade of a maple tree, knitting the biggest pair of socks I'd ever seen.
"The fuck," said some gods at the sight of the giant socks.
I mean these socks were the size of sweaters, but they were clearly socks. The lady on the right knitted one of them. The lady on the left knitted the other. The lady in the middle held an enormous basket of electric-blue yarn.
All three women looked ancient, with pale faces wrinkled like fruit leather, silver hair tied back in white bandannas, bony arms sticking out of bleached cotton dresses.
The weirdest thing was, they seemed to be looking right at me.
All the deities suddenly felt a cold sensation at the sight of the old ladies.
Hades and Beelzebub narrowed their eyes. Something doesn't seem right about those three old women.
I looked over at Grover to say something about this and saw that the blood had drained from his face. His nose was twitching.
"Grover?" I said. "Hey, man—"
"Tell me they're not looking at you. They are, aren't they?"
"Yeah. Weird, huh? You think those socks would fit me?"
"Hahahaha! She is too funny!" Laughed Anubis, clutching his abdomen and wiping a stray tear.
"Not funny, Percy. Not funny at all."
The old lady in the middle took out a huge pair of scissors—gold and silver, long-bladed, like shears. I heard Grover catch his breath.
"Um...please don't tell me what I think they are," said Ares in a mix of fear and nervousness.
"We're getting on the bus," he told me. "Come on."
"What?" I said. "It's a thousand degrees in there."
"Come on!'" He pried open the door and climbed inside, but I stayed back.
Across the road, the old ladies were still watching me. The middle one cut the yarn, and I swear I could hear that snip across four lanes of traffic.
"SH*T!!!" Everyone cried out.
"T-those three are the Fates!" Yelled Apollo.
Suddenly, the entire council room became chillingly cold, worse than the first time. Everyone in the room shivered.
"POSEIDON!"
The sea god stopped controlling the temperature.
Her two friends balled up the electric-blue socks, leaving me wondering who they could possibly be for—Sasquatch or Godzilla.
Every god bursted into laughter, the tension dropping a bit.
Even the corner of Poseidon's mouth lifted before he stopped himself.
At the rear of the bus, the driver wrenched a big chunk of smoking metal out of the engine compartment. The bus shuddered, and the engine roared back to life.
"The encounter with the Fates was preplanned," stated Hades.
The passengers cheered.
"Darn right!" yelled the driver. He slapped the bus with his hat. "Everybody back on board!"
Once we got going, I started feeling feverish, as if I'd caught the flu.
Grover didn't look much better. He was shivering and his teeth were chattering.
"Grover?"
"Yeah?"
"What are you not telling me?"
"Yeah! What are you not telling her mortal?!" Shouted a random god.
He dabbed his forehead with his shirt sleeve. "Percy, what did you see back at the fruit stand?"
"You mean the old ladies? What is it about them, man? They're not like ... Mrs. Dodds, are they?"
"They are worse kiddo," Shiva said sympathetically.
His expression was hard to read, but I got the feeling that the fruit-stand ladies were something much, much worse than Mrs. Dodds. He said, "Just tell me what you saw."
"The middle one took out her scissors, and she cut the yarn."
He closed his eyes and made a gesture with his fingers that might've been crossing himself, but it wasn't. It was something else, something almost—older.
He said, "You saw her snip the cord."
"Yeah. So?" But even as I said it, I knew it was a big deal.
"Definitely a big deal," said members of the Greek pantheon.
"This is not happening," Grover mumbled. He started chewing at his thumb. "I don't want this to be like the last time."
"What last time?"
"Always sixth grade. They never get past sixth."
"Fucking tell her what is going on!" Snapped Hera, to the surprise of her family.
"Grover," I said, because he was really starting to scare me. "What are you talking about?"
"Let me walk you home from the bus station. Promise me."
This seemed like a strange request to me, but I promised he could.
"Is this like a superstition or something?" I asked.
No answer.
"ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME!" The Queen of the Greek pantheon shouted furiously. The other gods shared the same sentiment.
"Grover—that snipping of the yarn. Does that mean somebody is going to die?"
He looked at me mournfully, like he was already picking the kind of flowers I'd like best on my coffin.
The scene ended.
A trident was thrown towards the screen before it was blocked by an invisible barrier.
Chaos appears again.
"Now now Poseidon, there is no need to throw a tantrum. I can guess you all have some questions for me."
Chapter 8: First Escape Attempt
Chapter Text
(Present)
As Poseidon's words hung in the air, the tension between them grew palpable. Percy's mind raced, searching for a way out, but the god's powerful presence was overwhelming. Suddenly, Poseidon again raised his hand and summoned a shimmering, golden trident, which he planted firmly into the ground. The cavern began to shift and change once more, and before Percy could react, they were transported to a grand underwater palace.
The palace was awe-inspiring, with walls of coral and mother-of-pearl, illuminated by the gentle glow of bioluminescent algae. Many colorful fishes swam gracefully through the water, and the floor was made of polished shells and stones, creating an intricate mosaic.
Poseidon gestured for Percy to follow him, his demeanor calm but unyielding. "Come," he said. "I will show you your new home."
Percy reluctantly trailed behind, knowing that she can't do anything against a god like him. However, her eyes kept darting around for any possible means of escape. They passed through grand halls and chambers, each more magnificent than the last, until they reached a large room adorned with intricate tapestries depicting scenes of the ocean's grandeur.
"Wait here," Poseidon commanded. "I will summon Proteus to prepare you for dinner."
Before Percy could protest, Poseidon turned and left the room, the heavy doors closing behind him with a resounding thud. Percy immediately rushed to the doors and tried to open them, but they wouldn't budge.
"F*ck!" She cursed. She was trapped.
Her mind raced as she paced the room, trying to come up with a plan. She knew she couldn't stay here, she had to find a way to get back to her world. But how could she escape the grasp of a god?
The sound of footsteps echoed through the hall, and the doors opened once more. A tall, slender elderly man with neatly slicked back hair and fins for ears along with markings near under his eyes. This was Proteus, the god of rivers and Poseidon's most trusted servant.
Proteus regarded Percy with a curious expression. "You must be Percilla Jackson," he said, his voice smooth and melodic. "My Lord has spoken of you."
Percy squared her shoulders, refusing to show any emotion despite the man giving a kind fatherly aura. "It's Percy. And I don't belong here. I need to get back home."
Proteus smiled faintly. "Lord Poseidon is quite taken with you. He believes you are destined to be with him."
"I'm not some prize to be won," Percy retorted. "I have my own life, my own choices. Poseidon can go f*ck himself!"
Proteus gasped, his expression filled with shock and a hint of sadness. " Such defiance is unwise, my lady. I understand your feelings, but my duty is to serve Poseidon. Come with me, and I will prepare you for dinner."
Begrudgingly, Percy followed Proteus through a series of corridors until they reached a smaller chamber filled with garments and accessories that shimmered with an otherworldly beauty. Proteus selected a flowing dress of sea-green silk and handed it to Percy.
"Put this on my Queen," he instructed. "Dinner will be served shortly."
"I am not your Queen!" She yelled, but Proteus pretended to ignore her and left.
"Damn it!"
Percy took the dress, her mind still racing with thoughts of escape. As she changed, she considered her options. She knew she couldn't overpower a god, but maybe she could outsmart them somehow. She needed to look for any opportunity to slip away.
When she was ready, Proteus came back and led her to a grand dining hall where Poseidon awaited. The table was laden with an array of what looks like delicious Greek and Mediterranean dishes. There are foods such as moussaka, horiatiki, tzatziki, saganaki, fasolakia, feta-stuffed peppers, and gigantes plaki. Poseidon rose to greet her, his eyes lighting up with admiration as he took in her appearance.
"You look stunning," he said, offering her a seat, which is very near the god. "I was unsure what mortals eat, so I had the chef make a variety of selections. I know how much you love food."
You are such a creep! Percy inwardly yelled, knowing he knows this about her because he watched her life.
With a frown, she sat down with a hardened resolve. "This doesn't change anything," she said firmly.
Poseidon sighed, his expression showing frustration. "Must you resist so fiercely, Percy? I only wish to make you happy."
Percy met his gaze unwaveringly. "I told you, I don't belong here. No matter what you do, my feelings won't change."
Poseidon looked away, a shadow passing over his face. "Forget this matter. For now, let us dine."
No way will I let this matter go! Thought Percy resentfully, but she did as he said since she is hungry anyway.
As they ate, Percy promised to herself that she would find a way to escape. She would not let Poseidon's twisted sense of love trap her in this underwater palace.
She would fight, even a powerful god like him.
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After dinner, Poseidon escorted Percy back to her chambers, his gaze lingering on her with a mixture of admiration and frustration. He paused at the door, his expression unreadable.
"Rest well, Percy," he said softly. "Tomorrow, we will explore more of your new home."
Percy forced a smile and nodded. "Goodnight, Poseidon."
The moment the door closed behind him, Percy sprang into action. She surveyed the room, noting the delicate coral lattice windows and the sturdy shell-encrusted door. There had to be a way out. She moved to the windows, pressing her hands against the cool coral, but it was unyielding.
She paced the room, her mind racing. Then, she remembered the dress she had changed out of earlier. Its fabric was lightweight yet strong, perhaps strong enough to fashion a makeshift rope. She quickly retrieved it and began tearing it into long strips, knotting them together with the skill she had learned in survival training back at Camp Half-Blood.
With her makeshift rope ready, she tied one end to the leg of a heavy shell sculpture and approached the window again. This time, she tested the coral lattice with her shoulder, using her full strength. The coral gave a little, but not enough. Frustration bubbled up inside her, but she pushed it down. She couldn't afford to lose hope.
She scanned the room for anything else that could help. Her eyes landed on a small, ornate knife that had been left on a table. It was more decorative than functional, but it was her best option. She grabbed the knife and began to chip away at the coral lattice, her hands shaking with the effort.
Minutes turned into an hour, and finally, she had created a hole large enough to squeeze through. She secured the rope and lowered it out the window, the shimmering palace below making her dizzy. Taking a deep breath, she began her descent, her heart pounding in her chest.
As she reached the halfway point, she heard footsteps approaching her door. Panic surged through her veins. She quickened her pace, her hands burning as they slid down the rope. Just as she reached the ground, the door to her chamber burst open, and Poseidon's furious roar echoed through the palace.
"Percilla!" His voice was a thunderous command, reverberating through the water.
Percy didn't look back. She sprinted through the palace grounds, dodging guards and slipping into shadowed corridors. Her lungs burned with the effort, but she kept going, her mind focused on one thing: freedom.
She burst out of the palace and into the open ocean, the cold water a shock to her system. She swam with all her might, her legs churning through the water as fast as they could. She could feel the palace's magic trying to pull her back, but she fought against it, her determination like a beacon.
Just when she thought she might actually make it, the water around her began to churn violently. A powerful current dragged her backward, and she was flung through the water until she crashed back into the palace courtyard, sprawled on the ground.
Poseidon stood over her, his trident glowing with a menacing light.
He look PISSED.
"Did you really think you could escape me, Percilla?" he demanded, his voice low and dangerous. "You underestimate my power."
Percy struggled to her feet, defiance blazing in her eyes. "Let me go Poseidon," she spat. "You can't keep me here forever with you!"
Poseidon's expression remain hardened. "You will learn to accept your place here," he said, his voice cold. "But until then, I will ensure you cannot run."
With a wave of his trident, chains of shimmering water wrapped around Percy's wrists and ankles, binding her in place. The magic sapped her strength, and she fell to her knees, unable to fight against it.
"Take her to our chambers," Poseidon ordered, and two guards stepped forward to carry her back inside.
"Our?! What do you mean our?!" She yelled angrily.
"I thought it best to place you in your own quarters until you are comfortable and ready, but CLEARLY you cannot be alone." He stressed the word.
"What do you mean ready?! Ready for what?!" But internally, Percy knows what he meant, which she dreaded.
Poseidon didn't bother to answer her. He just turned swiftly away and swam back to the palace.
As she was dragged by the guards, Percy vowed to herself that she would not give up. She would find another way to escape, no matter how many times it took. She is NOT his possession!
Chapter 9: Transferred To His Room
Chapter Text
(Present)
Percy tried to clear her mind as the guards led her through the grand corridors. The weight of the chains felt oppressive, each step a reminder of her captivity. She forced herself to stay calm, knowing that panic would only make things worse.
The guards stopped in front of an ornate door, and with a heavy creak, it swung open to reveal Poseidon's chambers. The room was even more lavish than her own, with grand furnishings made of gold and coral, a very large bed draped in sea-green silks, and a view of the underwater realm through a wide window.
Poseidon stood by the window, looking out over his domain. His posture was tense, his trident clutched tightly in one hand. He turned as they entered, his eyes darkening at the sight of Percy in chains.
"Leave us," he commanded, and the guards quickly departed, leaving Percy alone with the god.
"Release me," Percy demanded, struggling to free herself from the binds. "You can't keep me like this!"
"I can and I will if you attempt to escape from me again," Poseidon replied, his voice cold and unwavering. "I need you to understand that you are mine. Any further defiance will only bring more hardship upon yourself."
"I am NOT yours!" Percy screamed at him angrily. "I told you before that I already have a boyfriend!"
Poseidon seemed unbothered by her outburst and approached her slowly, his expression unreadable. "From now on, you will sleep here within my chambers. I cannot trust you to be on your own," he said, his tone leaving no room for argument. "You will remain by my side, where I can keep you safe and ensure you do not attempt another escape."
"I don't need you to keep me safe! I can protect myself!"
"I know that you can protect yourself Percilla. It is yourself you needed to be protected from." Poseidon said, a trace of concern underlying his stern tone.
"What do you mean by that?! You're the one holding me captive!" Percy growled out angrily.
The god's eyes flashed with amusement. "You are strong-willed," he began. "It's one of the things I admire about you. But from what I have witnessed of your life, you tend to constantly put yourself in danger."
"Since you have seen everything of me, then you should know that putting myself in danger is what HEROES do!" She glared at him, her frustration palpable. "And right now, my biggest danger is being stuck here with you!"
The sea god's gaze became intense. "Yes, you are a hero Percilla. You are the strongest demigod of your universe, but you are not invincible."
"I know I am not invincible, but I rather not stay in the same room as you!"
"You have no choice in the matter Percilla. Do not force my hand if you choose to defy me again," Poseidon said, his voice firm.
Percy glared at him, knowing that she have no choice but to accept his terms. Right now, she is powerless. She couldn't even make herself get out of her binds.
Somehow, I will get out of this, she promised herself in her mind.
"Fine, I will stay in this room with you," she gritted out reluctantly.
Poseidon smirked. "Excellent."
"But you better not touch me!" Percy added, her voice a mix of fear and cautiousness.
The god's expression softened slightly, though his eyes remained sharp. "Do not worry Percilla, I have no interest in forcing myself upon you. I will make sure you will come to me willingly."
"NEVER!" Percy yelled.
Poseidon's gaze remained steady, unruffled by her outburst. "You are free to resist Percy, but you will only make things more difficult for yourself."
He turned and walked toward the large bed draped in sea-green silks, gesturing for her to follow. "For now, settle yourself. I will not intrude on your space, but I expect you to remain here and respect my rules."
"Will you please release me from these chains?" Percy asked.
Poseidon paused, his gaze shifting to the chains binding Percy. "Very well," he said after a moment. With a wave of his hand, the chains on her wrists and ankles glowed with a soft, blue light before vanishing.
Percy rubbed her wrists, wincing at the lingering sensation of the chains. She looked up at Poseidon, her eyes wary. "Thank you," she said, though the gratitude in her voice was laced with skepticism.
Poseidon smiled, his eyes glinting. "You are welcome, Percy. Now, you need to get out of that tattered dress."
With another wave of his hand, a delicate nightgown materialized in the air, floating gently down until Poseidon caught it. It was made of shimmering sea-green fabric, matching the silks of the bed. The gown's design was elegant, with intricate patterns resembling ocean waves.
"Wear this after you cleanse yourself." He held the nightgown toward's her. "You will find it comfortable for sleeping."
Percy stared at the nightgown, feeling a pang of discomfort. He calls this comfortable? It looks like a sheer babydoll with a cut that exposes the cleavage, too revealing for her liking.
"Um...can I wear something more...modest?" She asked hesitantly.
The god sighs in disappointment but complied. He materializes another garment, this one a more modest and simple tunic of soft, plain fabric.
He handed it to her. "This should be more to your liking."
Percy took it and thanked him again.
"I will go to my office to finish some paperwork. I expect you to still remain in this room once I get back, understood?" Poseidon said firmly.
The demigod wordlessly nodded.
But Poseidon preferred to hear her voice. "I need you to say it Percy."
"I understand," Percy forced out, irritated by his command.
Poseidon gave a satisfied nod. "Good. Remember Percy, I will be watching. Behave yourself while I'm gone."
With that, he turned and exited the room, leaving Percy alone once more. She watched him go, her mind racing as she tried to think of her next move. The opulent surroundings felt oppressive, but she knew she had to remain calm and focused if she was to find a way out of her situation.
Chapter 10: Watching Her
Chapter Text
(Present)
Poseidon sat at his desk, the soft glow of bioluminescent algae providing gentle illumination in his office. The room was a stark contrast to his grand chambers, with its subdued, practical decor. Scrolls and documents were scattered across the desk, evidence of the god's numerous responsibilities.
His mind, however, was not on his work. He found it difficult to concentrate, his thoughts repeatedly returning to the stubborn demigod in his chambers. Percy's defiance was both infuriating and fascinating. He admired her spirit, yet he needed her to understand her place.
With a heavy sigh, Poseidon dipped his fountain pen into the ink well, then resumed focusing on the reports before him. The political tensions between various underwater realms required his immediate attention, but his mind keep wandering back to Percy's fiery eyes and the fierce determination she radiated, even in chains.
"She is even more beautiful when bound," he said to himself, his expression turning lustful.
He would have thrown her on the bed and run his hands over every inch of her body while she begged and struggled in his hold, but he restrained himself. His brother had advised him that he should never be forceful with a woman, which was hypocritical of him to say considering how his relationship with Persephone began.
In order for the woman you love to return her affections, you need to go slow.
So for now, he will be patient with Percilla.
But the question is: how long can he remain patient if his daughter continues to oppose him?
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Percy entered the bathing room after Poseidon left. The room was as opulent as the rest of the chambers, adorned with smooth, iridescent tiles and a large, sunken tub filled with warm, glowing water. The light from the bioluminescent fixtures cast a soft, calming glow, but Percy found little comfort in the luxurious surroundings.
She approached the tub cautiously, unsure of what to expect. The water looked inviting, but she was wary of its true nature. Hesitantly, she dipped her fingers into the water and found it pleasantly warm.
Nearby, she spotted bottles of shampoo and body soap with intricate designs, along with a few towels.
Percy stares at the bottles, wondering if she should use them of not. There were no other options, and they likely belong to Poseidon.
"Oh great! If I used these, I am going to smell like Poseidon!" She said sarcastically. But she felt icky, and reluctantly, she decided to use them.
She uncapped the bottle of shampoo and smelled it. The smell is a complex, oceanic scent. It made her imagine a fresh sea breeze, with hints of salty seawater, marine algae, and subtle undertones of deep, exotic spices or rare underwater flowers. It was both invigorating and calming.
Admittedly, she like it.
"F*ck! He has good taste in shampoo!" She muttered, reluctantly accepting that Poseidon's choice in personal care products was surprisingly pleasant.
Sighing, she removed her tattered dress, wincing as she noticed the marks left by the chains on her skin. As she settled into the tub, the warm water soothed her aching muscles and calmed her frayed nerves. For a moment, she allowed herself to relax, letting the gentle currents wash away the tension.
As she massaged the fragrant shampoo into her hair, the rich lather and soothing scent provided a brief respite from her anxiety. The body soap, with its delicate, foamy texture, further eased her stress as she washed away any the grime on her body.
As she bathed, her thoughts raced. She couldn't afford to let her guard down, no matter how comfortable the surroundings. Poseidon's intentions were clear, and though he claimed he had no interest in forcing himself upon her, she had a feeling that his behavior was unpredictable and dangerous.
From what she had learned back in her world, she knew never to trust a god.
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After quickly completing all of the necessary paperwork, Poseidon decided to see if she had truly behaved while he was gone.
He summoned a shimmering, translucent orb, which floated gently above his desk. With a wave of his hand, he activated it, revealing a magical projection of the bedroom.
To his surprise, she was not there.
For a moment, Poseidon panicked, thinking she might have escaped again, even though he hadn't feel any breach in the barrier. But soon realized she must still be taking her bath.
Then, the sea god wondered if he should still observe her while she was in the bathing chamber.
It should not be wrong for me as her lover to make sure that she is safe. Plus, I needs to ensure she doesn't attempt to escape again while she is in there. Poseidon thought, trying to justify his actions.
With a subtle wave of his hand, he altered the projection, shifting the focus to the bathing room. The shimmering orb adjusted its view to reveal Percy in the tub.
The sight before him was captivating.
The warm, glowing water highlighted the delicate curves of her figure as she moved, her skin glistening under the soft light. Poseidon watched as she massaged his shampoo into her hair, the rich lather cascading down her back. He watched as she used his body soap to cleanse her skin. The foamy bubbles sliding over her body with each movement, leaving her skin sparkling in the gentle light. The luxurious bubbles seems to add an extra layer of intimacy to the scene.
As he observed Percy, Poseidon's gaze grew intense. The sight of the warm water and the soft light played off her skin ignited a burning desire within him. Her movements, slow and deliberate as she rinse the soap away, accentuated her curves and highlighted her vulnerability.
His thoughts grew increasingly aroused. The delicate curve of her neck, the way she tilted her head to let the water cascade down her back, and the soft sensual expressions as she washed, all combined to stir his desires.
Poseidon's fingers twitched, a mix of frustration and longing flooding him. He can almost feel the heat radiating from her, even through the magical projection. He imagined what it will be like to be in that room with her, to touch her, to feel her warmth against his skin.
But he knows that he couldn't touch her.
Not yet.
She needs to come to me willingly, he reminded himself with a tortured expression, feeling the hardness of his rising desire.
There is only one other option he could use to relieve himself of the torment.
So he unfastened his pants.
And began to aggressively pump his c*ck.
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When Percy finished, she emerged from the tub and dried herself off with a soft towel. The modest tunic Poseidon had provided was laid out on the bed. She slipped into it, feeling slightly more secure in its simplicity compared to the nightgown.
Now, she is undecided if she should just lay on the bed or wait for Poseidon.
"You know what, I'm just going to wait for him so that I can set some boundaries," she told herself and sat on the edge of the bed.
Shortly after she said that, the door opened slowly and Poseidon stepped into the room.
His eyes immediately found hers.
Chapter 11: *Grover Unexpectedly Loses His Pants
Chapter Text
" You are right Lord Chaos. We do have some questions," replied Zeus.
"Then ask away." Said Chaos expectantly.
"Firstly, are there more demigods besides Percilla in that universe?"
Chao's form seems to sparkle, as if the question amused him. "Yes, Zeus. There are indeed more demigods in that universe. Percilla is not alone in her divine heritage. There are many others, each with their own unique abilities and destinies intertwined with ancient prophecies and the will of their gods."
A murmur ran through the assembled gods.
"Does that mean our counterparts have demigod children?!" Apollo gasped out.
"Correct." Answered Chaos.
"WHAT?!!!" The Greek pantheon (except Hades and Poseidon) and all other deities shouted. Adamas was also about to yell before shutting his mouth lest he gets himself noticed by Poseidon (although he knows he is still alive anyway).
"T-that means...they are our children too!" Ares stuttered out.
"No way!" Shouted Loki in disbelief.
"Well actually...not all of your counterparts have children. Out all of the Olympians in that universe, Hestia, Hera, and Artemis have none."
Hestia didn't know what to feel about it, while Hera and Artemis sighs in relief.
In all honesty, the gods shouldn't be surprised. If Poseidon's counterpart can have a demigod child, why can't they?
They don't know if they should feel disgusted that their children from the other universe are half-mortal, which is strange because this is not supposed to be debatable. They should be mad at the idea of having half-mortal children.
Brunhilde look hopeful.
If the gods care for their demigod children, then there is hope for mankind to be saved. She thought.
Chaos took pleasure in the gods' astonished reactions. Zeus, recovering his composure first, raised his hand to quiet the murmuring assembly.
"Lord Chaos, these demigod children...what are their abilities like?" Zeus asked, his voice steady but tinged with curiosity.
Now every god in the room became curious or interested (except a certain blonde god who could care less).
I wonder what my demigod children are like? Thought Hades.
Chaos's form flickered, the cosmic energy within him swirling in intricate patterns. "Their abilities vary greatly. Some have unique skills born of their mortal experiences. It is their versatility and unpredictability that make them formidable."
"Do we have counterparts with demigod children as well?" Asked Odin on behalf of the other pantheons.
Chaos's form shimmered with a blend of cosmic light as he responded. "Indeed, Odin, your counterparts do have demigod children as well. Just as with the Olympians, their offspring inherit a blend of divine and mortal traits, each possessing a mix of their divine parent's powers and their own unique attributes."
A murmur of interest spread among the gods of the other pantheons.
"Are they as formidable as those from the Greeks?" Susano'o inquired, his tone both respectful and inquisitive.
"Quite so," Chaos answered. "Their abilities are varied and often unpredictable, much like those in the Greek pantheon. They are shaped by their divine heritage as well as their mortal experiences, making them powerful in their own right." (In this story, other pantheons have demigod children, even those that are not mentioned by Rick.)
The gods considered this information, some intrigued, others wary or disgusted. The realization that they, too, had demigod offspring in another universe brought a mix of emotions.
"If you have no other questions, I will take my leave."
Chaos left once there are no more questions. However, Ares cursed himself for forgetting to ask if there are Roman gods.
A new title appears on the screen:
Grover Unexpectedly Loses His Pants
Silence.
"You know what, I am not going to question these titles anymore." Said Loki with a blank face.
Poseidon looks ready to attempt to destroy the screen again since the title indicates that foul creature would flaunt his phallus in front of hi- the half-breed.
Zeus, maintaining his composure, glanced around at the others. "Perhaps we should just proceed. It seems we have no choice but to continue."
As the screen flickered to life, the gods braced themselves for whatever peculiar spectacle awaited them.
Confession time: I ditched Grover as soon as we got to the bus terminal.
"Good." The gods nodded in approval.
I know, I know. It was rude. But Grover was freaking me out, looking at me like I was a dead man, muttering "Why does this always happen?" and "Why does it always have to he sixth grade?"
"What happened in sixth grade?" Asked Loki in wonderment.
Whenever he got upset, Grover's bladder acted up, so I wasn't surprised when, as soon as we got off the bus, he made me promise to wait for him, then made a beeline for the restroom. Instead of waiting, I got my suitcase, slipped outside, and caught the first taxi uptown.
"East One-hundred-and-fourth and First," I told the driver.
A word about my mother, before you meet her.
"So we are going to learn about her mother," stated Hades.
Zeus jumped excitedly in his seat to Hera's annoyance. "Ooooh! Will we finally get to see the woman that is Poseidon's type!"
"Shut your trap Zeus before I kill you!" Poseidon growled out threateningly, but Zeus was unfazed.
"Hey, I wasn't talking about you! I meant the other Poseidon!" Zeus said jokingly.
Her name is Sally Jackson and she's the best person in the world, which just proves my theory that the best people have the rottenest luck. Her own parents died in a plane crash when she was five, and she was raised by an uncle who didn't care much about her. She wanted to be a novelist, so she spent high school working to save enough money for a college with a good creative-writing program. Then her uncle got cancer, and she had to quit school her senior year to take care of him. After he died, she was left with no money, no family, and no diploma.
"How sad," Hestia commented sympathetically. Even some gods like Hades and Zeus felt bad for her.
Other gods like Thor and Beelzebub are just indifferent. Poseidon couldn't care less about the mortal woman.
"Who cares," said Loki with a roll of his eyes.
The only good break she ever got was meeting my dad.
"Finally, something about her father!" Zeus exclaims, leaning forward. The others doing the same.
There is a spark of interest in Poseidon's eyes.
Hmph! Let's see what my counterpart look's like. He thought arrogantly. Would his alternate look perfect as himself?
I don't have any memories of him, just this sort of warm glow, maybe the barest trace of his smile. My mom doesn't like to talk about him because it makes her sad. She has no pictures.
Poseidon frowns in disappointment of his alternate self not being shown.
"So he didn't stay with them," Hades remarked with disapproval.
Now whatever Poseidon's opinion had of his counterpart dropped.
Does his counterpart not claim his child with his own ichor?! How dare he left her living with mortal filth!
"Aww man! I wanted to see what Poseidon's counterpart looks like!" Zeus whined impatiently.
Hades, Hestia, and Adamas sighs.
"Stop acting like a child!" Hera scolded her old hermit looking husband.
See, they weren't married. She told me he was rich and important, and their relationship was a secret. Then one day, he set sail across the Atlantic on some important journey, and he never came back.
Lost at sea, my mom told me. Not dead. Lost at sea.
Loki chuckled. "Really? That's his cover story?"
Poseidon's opinion of his counterpart became worse.
She worked odd jobs, took night classes to get her high school diploma, and raised me on her own. She never complained or got mad. Not even once. But I knew I wasn't an easy kid.
Finally, she married Gabe Ugliano, who was nice the first thirty seconds we knew him, then showed his true colors as a world-class jerk. When I was young, I nicknamed him Smelly Gabe. I'm sorry, but it's the truth. The guy reeked like moldy garlic pizza wrapped in gym shorts.
Some gods shivered at the thought of the smell.
"Ugh, pizza," said a minor Greek god.
Adamas glared at the god, knowing that they never tried it.
Between the two of us, we made my mom's life pretty hard. The way Smelly Gabe treated her, the way he and I got along ... well, when I came home is a good example.
I walked into our little apartment, hoping my mom would be home from work. Instead, Smelly Gabe was in the living room, playing poker with his buddies. The television blared ESPN. Chips and beer cans were strewn all over the carpet.
"Humans are pigs," said a random god disdainfully.
"But aren't they monkeys?" Another god asked, not getting the reference.
"They might as well be," the first god replied with a sneer. "Or better yet, humans are both."
Hardly looking up, he said around his cigar, "So, you're home."
"Where's my mom?"
"Working," he said. "You got any cash?"
That was it. No Welcome back. Good to see you. How has your life been the last six months?
Hestia and Hades frowned at the stepfather's character.
"What a scumbag," Buddha insulted.
Gabe had put on weight. He looked like a tuskless walrus in thrift-store clothes. He had about three hairs on his head, all combed over his bald scalp, as if that made him handsome or something.
Seeing the image of the human walrus on the screen, Aphrodite and others gagged in disgust.
"That is the ugliest mortal I have ever seen," said Shiva, looking grossed out.
Loki snorted. "That human looks like he never showered!"
He managed the Electronics Mega-Mart in Queens, but he stayed home most of the time. I don't know why he hadn't been fired long before. He just kept on collecting paychecks, spending the money on cigars that made me nauseous, and on beer, of course. Always beer. Whenever I was home, he expected me to provide his gambling funds. He called that our "secret." Meaning, if I told my mom, he would punch my lights out.
"WHAT?!!!" Shouted many gods in the room.
Zeus, Hades, Hera, Hestia, and Leto look murderous.
"That mortal trash abused her?!" Shouted Parvati, the Hindu goddess of love and beauty and one of Shiva's wives.
"It is not right to hit a child!" Kali said angrily, the Hindu goddess of death and another wife of Shiva.
"If I ever came across that mutated hippo, I will gut him!" Growled out Durga, the Hindu goddess of war and Shiva's third wife.
They don't care about mortals, but these three wives of Shiva are against child abuse of any sort.
Someone released a deadly aura, causing everyone's eyes nervously turn to the source.
Poseidon.
No one can see his face clearly because his head is down, but everyone felt his emotions.
Clearly he is affected by the demigod's treatment by her stepfather.
"I don't have any cash," I told him.
He raised a greasy eyebrow.
Gabe could sniff out money like a bloodhound, which was surprising, since his own smell should've covered up everything else.
"Ewww." Someone said.
"You took a taxi from the bus station," he said. Probably paid with a twenty. Got six, seven bucks in change. Somebody expects to live under this roof, he ought to carry his own weight. Am I right, Eddie?"
"He can do math," Athena muttered in disbelief.
Eddie, the super of the apartment building, looked at me with a twinge of sympathy. "Come on, Gabe," he said. "The kid just got here."
"At least there is someone that pities her," Hades said with a relieved expression.
"Am I right?" Gabe repeated.
Eddie scowled into his bowl of pretzels. The other two guys passed gas in harmony.
Hades grimaced and regretted his words.
"Filthy mongrels," Poseidon sneered in contempt.
"Fine," I said. I dug a wad of dollars out of my pocket and threw the money on the table. "I hope you lose."
"Your report card came, brain girl!" he shouted after me. "I wouldn't act so snooty!"
I slammed the door to my room, which really wasn't my room. During school months, it was Gabe's "study." He didn't study anything in there except old car magazines, but he loved shoving my stuff in the closet, leaving his muddy boots on my windowsill, and doing his best to make the place smell like his nasty cologne and cigars and stale beer.
All the gods have the urge to kill the nasty human.
"Humans are so dirty..." muttered Hermes, critically eyeing the mess. He is the clean freak of the Greek pantheon.
"Ugh, I don't get the deal about beer. Wine is so much better," Dionysus scoffed.
I dropped my suitcase on the bed. Home sweet home.
Gabe's smell was almost worse than the nightmares about Mrs. Dodds, or the sound of that old fruit lady's shears snipping the yarn.
But as soon as I thought that, my legs felt weak. I remembered Grover's look of panic—how he'd made me promise I wouldn't go home without him. A sudden chill rolled through me. I felt like someone—something—was looking for me right now, maybe pounding its way up the stairs, growing long, horrible talons.
Susano'o, Hades, Hestia, Hercules, and Morpheus frowned in concern.
"The experience with the Fury was quite traumatic for her," Hades stated.
"Hopefully, she won't let it affect her abilities," said Susano'o.
Then I heard my mom's voice. "Percy?"
She opened the bedroom door, and my fears melted.
My mother can make me feel good just by walking into the room. Her eyes sparkle and change color in the light. Her smile is as warm as a quilt. She's got a few gray streaks mixed in with her long brown hair, but I never think of her as old. When she looks at me, it's like she's seeing all the good things about me, none of the bad. I've never heard her raise her voice or say an unkind word to anyone, not even me or Gabe.
"She is quite beautiful despite her age," Aphrodite complimented.
Zeus smiled broadly, " I can see why Poseidon would copulate—"
A trident was thrown towards him, which he dodged seconds away from his head being impaled.
"I WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU BROTHER!"
Having younger siblings is tough, thought Hades and Hestia simultaneously.
"Oh, Percy." She hugged me tight. "I can't believe it. You've grown since Christmas!"
Her red-white-and-blue Sweet on America uniform smelled like the best things in the world: chocolate, licorice, and all the other stuff she sold at the candy shop in Grand Central. She'd brought me a huge bag of "free samples," the way she always did when I came home.
We sat together on the edge of the bed. While I attacked the blueberry sour strings, she ran her hand through my hair and demanded to know everything I hadn't put in my letters. She didn't mention anything about my getting expelled. She didn't seem to care about that. But was I okay? Was her little girl doing all right?
I told her she was smothering me, and to lay off and all that, but secretly, I was really, really glad to see her.
"Awww, how adorable," the goddesses cooed.
From the other room, Gabe yelled, "Hey, Sally—how about some bean dip, huh?"
Everyone scowled at the stepfather's appearance. Their moods have dropped.
I gritted my teeth.
My mom is the nicest lady in the world. She should've been married to a millionaire, not to some jerk like Gabe.
For her sake, I tried to sound upbeat about my last days at Yancy Academy. I told her I wasn't too down about the expulsion. I'd lasted almost the whole year this time. I'd made some new friends. I'd done pretty well in Latin. And honestly, the fights hadn't been as bad as the headmaster said. I liked Yancy Academy. I really did. I put such a good spin on the year, I almost convinced myself. I started choking up, thinking about Grover and Mr. Brunner. Even Nancy Bobofit suddenly didn't seem so bad.
"I feel bad for her," Artemis said in concern.
Until that trip to the museum ...
"What?" my mom asked. Her eyes tugged at my conscience, trying to pull out the secrets. "Did something scare you?"
"No, Mom."
I felt bad lying. I wanted to tell her about Mrs. Dodds and the three old ladies with the yarn, but I thought it would sound stupid.
"It is understandable for her to think her mother would not believe her," said Ares.
"But Poseidon's counterpart did f—" Loki began to say.
"Loki," said Odin and Thor warningly.
She pursed her lips. She knew I was holding back, but she didn't push me.
"I have a surprise for you," she said. "We're going to the beach."
My eyes widened. "Montauk?"
"Three nights—same cabin."
"When?"
She smiled. "As soon as I get changed."
I couldn't believe it. My mom and I hadn't been to Montauk the last two summers, because Gabe said there wasn't enough money.
Gabe appeared in the doorway and growled, "Bean dip, Sally? Didn't you hear me?"
"Can't this piece of shit just go away?!" Said Shiva angrily.
I wanted to punch him, but I met my mom's eyes and I understood she was offering me a deal: be nice to Gabe for a little while. Just until she was ready to leave for Montauk. Then we would get out of here.
"They both should just kill him!" Said Loki.
"They won't do that Loki due to their morals," Thor stated.
"Well that is just stupid! Humans have too many dumb rules!"
The deities mumbled their agreement.
"I was on my way, honey," she told Gabe. "We were just talking about the trip."
Gabe's eyes got small. "The trip? You mean you were serious about that?"
"I knew it," I muttered. "He won't let us go."
"Of course he will," my mom said evenly. "Your stepfather is just worried about money. That's all. Besides," she added, "Gabriel won't have to settle for bean dip. I'll make him enough seven-layer dip for the whole weekend. Guacamole. Sour cream. The works."
"Guacamole is good," Chicometcoatl, the Aztec goddess of agriculture, commented.
Gabe softened a bit. "So this money for your trip ... it comes out of your clothes budget, right?"
"Or course he is cheap," Apollo said in disdain, scowling.
"Yes, honey," my mother said.
"And you won't take my car anywhere but there and back."
"We'll be very careful."
Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with that seven-layer dip ... And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."
Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing soprano for a week.
Everyone chuckled.
Even Poseidon, surprisingly.
Zeus, Loki, and Anubis couldn't help themselves and laughed boisterously.
"I can't! I just can't with her!" Choked out Loki humorously, clutching his abdomen.
But my mom's eyes warned me not to make him mad.
Why did she put up with this guy? I wanted to scream. Why did she care what he thought?
"That's right," Aphrodite nodded in agreement, "why would she stay with an ugly male like him? There are many other men that can treat them better out there."
"I'm sorry," I muttered. "I'm really sorry I interrupted your incredibly important poker game. Please go back to it right now."
Gabe's eyes narrowed. His tiny brain was probably trying to detect sarcasm in my statement.
Beelzebub is surprised that mortal even has a brain.
"Yeah, whatever," he decided.
He went back to his game.
"Thank you, Percy," my mom said. "Once we get to Montauk, we'll talk more about... whatever you've forgotten to tell me, okay?"
For a moment, I thought I saw anxiety in her eyes—the same fear I'd seen in Grover during the bus ride—as if my mom too felt an odd chill in the air.
The gods glanced at each other.
"Wait, does she know about the dangers towards her daughter?!" Ares exclaimed.
One of the more perceptive gods, Odin answered, "I am sure she does."
But then her smile returned, and I figured I must have been mistaken. She ruffled my hair and went to make Gabe his seven-layer dip.
An hour later we were ready to leave.
Gabe took a break from his poker game long enough to watch me lug my mom's bags to the car. He kept griping and groaning about losing her cooking—and more important, his '78 Camaro—for the whole weekend.
"Not a scratch on this car, brain girl," he warned me as I loaded the last bag. "Not one little scratch."
"Idiot," muttered Buddha. "She is just a kid."
Like I'd be the one driving. I was fourteen. But that didn't matter to Gabe. If a seagull so much as pooped on his paint job, he'd find a way to blame me.
Watching him lumber back toward the apartment building, I got so mad I did something I can't explain. As Gabe reached the doorway, I made the hand gesture I'd seen Grover make on the bus, a sort of warding-off-evil gesture, a clawed hand over my heart, then a shoving movement toward Gabe. The screen door slammed shut so hard it whacked him in the butt and sent him flying up the staircase as if he'd been shot from a cannon. Maybe it was just the wind, or some freak accident with the hinges, but I didn't stay long enough to find out.
"I am surprised that she can do that gesture," said Zeus.
"Wonder what else she will surprise us with," said Hades.
Poseidon didn't comment anything. But whenever his so-called demigod daughter displayed her abilities, he would pay close attention to it.
I got in the Camaro and told my mom to step on it.
Our rental cabin was on the south shore, way out at the tip of Long Island. It was a little pastel box with faded curtains, half sunken into the dunes. There was always sand in the sheets and spiders in the cabinets, and most of the time the sea was too cold to swim in.
I loved the place.
Poseidon subtly nodded in approval. Anywhere near the ocean is good in his books.
We'd been going there since I was a baby. My mom had been going even longer. She never exactly said, but I knew why the beach was special to her. It was the place where she'd met my dad.
The sea god scowled at the mention of his counterpart. Maybe he should change his mind about how he feels of that place.
As we got closer to Montauk, she seemed to grow younger, years of worry and work disappearing from her face. Her eyes turned the color of the sea.
We got there at sunset, opened all the cabin's windows, and went through our usual cleaning routine. We walked on the beach, fed blue corn chips to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy, and all the other free samples my mom had brought from work.
"Wow, she really likes blue. Like a certain someone I know," commented Zeus.
Poseidon glared at his fool of a brother.
"Both of you don't fight," Hades scolded with a sigh.
I guess I should explain the blue food.
See, Gabe had once told my mom there was no such thing. They had this fight, which seemed like a really small thing at the time. But ever since, my mom went out of her way to eat blue. She baked blue birthday cakes. She mixed blueberry smoothies. She bought blue-corn tortilla chips and brought home blue candy from the shop. This—along with keeping her maiden name, Jackson, rather than calling herself Mrs. Ugliano—was proof that she wasn't totally suckered by Gabe. She did have a rebellious streak, like me.
"It seems that her mother is showing solidarity with her," Athena stated.
When it got dark, we made a fire. We roasted hot dogs and marshmallows. Mom told me stories about when she was a kid, back before her parents died in the plane crash. She told me about the books she wanted to write someday, when she had enough money to quit the candy shop.
Eventually, I got up the nerve to ask about what was always on my mind whenever we came to Montauk—my father. Mom's eyes went all misty. I figured she would tell me the same things she always did, but I never got tired of hearing them.
"Okay, can we finally hear more important info about her father this time?" Apollo said impatiently.
"He was kind, Percy," she said. "Tall, handsome, and powerful. But gentle, too. You have his black hair, you know, and his green eyes."
"So she have more of her father's features," commented Zeus, "that is like the total opposite of yours, brother."
The sea tyrant looks ready to attack him.
"Shut up, Zeus!" Yelled Hera angrily.
Mom fished a blue jelly bean out of her candy bag. "I wish he could see you, Percy. He would be so proud."
I wondered how she could say that. What was so great about me? A dyslexic, hyperactive girl with a D+ report card, kicked out of school for the sixth time in six years.
"How old was I?" I asked. "I mean ... when he left?"
She watched the flames. "He was only with me for one summer, Percy. Right here at this beach. This cabin."
"But... he knew me as a baby."
"No, honey. He knew I was expecting a baby, but he never saw you. He had to leave before you were born."
"But she saw him though, right?" Asked Ares, unsure. He was referring to the memory she had shown.
"She may have dreamt of him," Morpheus suggested.
I tried to square that with the fact that I seemed to remember ... something about my father. A warm glow. A smile.
"No, her memory is too accurate to be a dream," Odin refuted.
I had always assumed he knew me as a baby. My mom had never said it outright, but still, I'd felt it must be true. Now, to be told that he'd never even seen me ...
I felt angry at my father. Maybe it was stupid, but I resented him for going on that ocean voyage, for not having the guts to marry my mom. He'd left us, and now we were stuck with Smelly Gabe.
Poseidon unconsciously clenched his fist, but upon realizing it he stopped.
That half mortal does not matter to me! He reminded himself.
"Are you going to send me away again?" I asked her. "To another boarding school?"
She pulled a marshmallow from the fire.
"I don't know, honey." Her voice was heavy. "I think ... I think we'll have to do something."
"Because you don't want me around?" I regretted the words as soon as they were out.
"Oh no..." Spoke Göll worriedly, standing beside Brunhilde.
"Oh my..." Leto feels sad for her. She understood that children don't want to disappoint their mother.
My mom's eyes welled with tears. She took my hand, squeezed it tight. "Oh, Percy, no. I—I have to, honey. For your own good. I have to send you away."
Her words reminded me of what Mr. Brunner had said—that it was best for me to leave Yancy.
"Because I'm not normal," I said.
The entire council room at this point became quiet.
"You say that as if it's a bad thing, Percy. But you don't realize how important you are. I thought YancyAcademy would be far enough away. I thought you'd finally be safe."
"Safe from what?"
"She definitely knows her daughter is in danger," Buddha stated.
She met my eyes, and a flood of memories came back to me—all the weird, scary things that had ever happened to me, some of which I'd tried to forget.
During third grade, a man in a black trench coat had stalked me on the playground. When the teachers threatened to call the police, he went away growling, but no one believed me when I told them that under his broad-brimmed hat, the man only had one eye, right in the middle of his head.
"A Cyclop!" The Greek gods exclaimed.
"What is that creature's reason for being near her?" Questioned Zeus.
"The Cyclops are part of Poseidon's domain, so he must be there to watch the girl by the order of her father," Hades answered.
Poseidon continues to look displeased.
Before that—a really early memory. I was in preschool, and a teacher accidentally put me down for a nap in a cot that a snake had slithered into. My mom screamed when she came to pick me up and found me playing with a limp, scaly rope I'd somehow managed to strangle to death with my meaty toddler hands.
The deities, including Poseidon, looked impressed.
Thor smirked in approval.
"Even as a little tot, she can strangle a snake," said Shiva in amusement.
In every single school, something creepy had happened, something unsafe, and I was forced to move.
"Seems that the monsters kept coming after her," Beelzebub said observantly.
Poseidon suddenly feels uneasy.
I knew I should tell my mom about the old ladies at the fruit stand, and Mrs. Dodds at the art museum, about my weird hallucination that I had sliced my math teacher into dust with a sword. But I couldn't make myself tell her. I had a strange feeling the news would end our trip to Montauk, and I didn't want that.
"I've tried to keep you as close to me as I could," my mom said. "They told me that was a mistake. But there's only one other option, Percy—the place your father wanted to send you. And I just... I just can't stand to do it."
"My alternate self wanted to send her somewhere?" Said Poseidon curiously.
"My father wanted me to go to a special school?"
"Not a school," she said softly. "A summer camp."
"A summer camp?!" The gods exclaimed in confusion.
My head was spinning. Why would my dad—who hadn't even stayed around long enough to see me born— talk to my mom about a summer camp? And if it was so important, why hadn't she ever mentioned it before?
"I'm sorry, Percy," she said, seeing the look in my eyes. "But I can't talk about it. I—I couldn't send you to that place. It might mean saying good-bye to you for good."
"For good? But if it's only a summer camp ..."
"Is there something special about a summer camp?" Questioned Artemis.
She turned toward the fire, and I knew from her expression that if I asked her any more questions she would start to cry.
That night I had a vivid dream.
It was storming on the beach, and two beautiful animals, a white horse and a golden eagle, were trying to kill each other at the edge of the surf. The eagle swooped down and slashed the horse's muzzle with its huge talons. The horse reared up and kicked at the eagles wings. As they fought, the ground rumbled, and a monstrous voice chuckled somewhere beneath the earth, goading the animals to fight harder.
"That looks prophetic," said Apollo. "I wonder what it could mean."
The gods look thoughtful, trying to figure it out.
I ran toward them, knowing I had to stop them from killing each other, but I was running in slow motion. I knew I would be too late. I saw the eagle dive down, its beak aimed at the horse's wide eyes, and I screamed, No!
I woke with a start.
Outside, it really was storming, the kind of storm that cracks trees and blows down houses. There was no horse or eagle on the beach, just lightning making false daylight, and twenty-foot waves pounding the dunes like artillery.
With the next thunderclap, my mom woke. She sat up, eyes wide, and said, "Hurricane."
I knew that was crazy. Long Island never sees hurricanes this early in the summer. But the ocean seemed to have forgotten. Over the roar of the wind, I heard a distant bellow, an angry, tortured sound that made my hair stand on end.
"Huh, weird. Maybe my counterpart is angry," Zeus remarked.
Then a much closer noise, like mallets in the sand. A desperate voice—someone yelling, pounding on our cabin door.
"Who the hell is yelling?!" Yelled out Muninn, flapping his wings in annoyance.
My mother sprang out of bed in her nightgown and threw open the lock.
Grover stood framed in the doorway against a backdrop of pouring rain. But he wasn't... he wasn't exactly Grover.
"It's the damn Satyr," Poseidon said angrily.
"Not exactly Grover, huh? Come on, show her!" Loki said giddily on the edge of his seat.
"Loki...." Again, Odin and Thor said warningly.
"Come on! We know he is a Satyr already! I just want to see if he is really going to show her his—"
"STOP, LOKI!" Cried out Huginn and Muninn.
"Look at Poseidon," Huginn whispered harshly, gesturing with a wing towards the Greek sea god.
Poseidon is looking darkly at Loki.
The god of mischief gulped fearfully.
Okay, I should shut up.
"Searching all night," he gasped. "What were you thinking?"
My mother looked at me in terror—not scared of Grover, but of why he'd come.
"Percy," she said, shouting to be heard over the rain. "What happened at school? What didn't you tell me?"
I was frozen, looking at Grover. I couldn't understand what I was seeing.
"O Zeu kai alloi theoi!" he yelled. "It's right behind me! Didn't you tell her?"
"What did he say?" Asked Izanagi, the Shinto god of creation in confusion. The non-Greek pantheons also showing the same expression.
"He said 'Oh Zeus and the other Gods!" Apollo answered him.
I was too shocked to register that he'd just cursed in Ancient Greek, and I'd understood him perfectly. I was too shocked to wonder how Grover had gotten here by himself in the middle of the night. Because Grover didn't have his pants on—and where his legs should be ... where his legs should be ...
He better not flash her....Thought all of the deities in the room.
My mom looked at me sternly and talked in a tone she'd never used before: "Percy. Tell me now!"
I stammered something about the old ladies at the fruit stand, and Mrs. Dodds, and my mom stared at me, her face deathly pale in the flashes of lightning.
She grabbed her purse, tossed me my rain jacket, and said, "Get to the car. Both of you. Go!"
"Yep, she knew," stated Buddha.
"I believe by having her daughter go to different schools, she is trying to keep her safe," stated Hades.
Grover ran for the Camaro—but he wasn't running, exactly. He was trotting, shaking his shaggy hindquarters, and suddenly his story about a muscular disorder in his legs made sense to me. I understood how he could run so fast and still limp when he walked.
Because where his feet should be, there were no feet. There were cloven hooves.
The screen turns black again, signaling the end of the scene.
"So obviously, we knew he is a Satyr from when he was running before," said Athena. "The ending of this scene was no surprise."
"Where is his d*ck?!" Exclaimed Anubis.
Chapter 12: *My Mother Teaches Me Bullfighting
Chapter Text
The members of the Egyptian pantheon stiffened.
"Anubis!" Ra-Horakhty, the Egyptian god of the sun yelled, glaring at Anubis with a burning intensity.
"What? I am just curious! The Satyr was not wearing underwear, so I'm quite concerned why—"
"Enough you fool!" Before Poseidon kills you!
Said sea god is staring at them with chilling intensity.
The members of the Egyptian pantheon shook their heads tiredly.
The next title appears:
My Mother Teaches Me Bullfighting
"Hey, Chaos didn't appear again this time," Apollo realized. "Shall we wait or..."
Zeus stroked his beard "Hmm, I guess he either is preoccupied or doesn't feel like popping up this time. Let's all just continue with watching."
We tore through the night along dark country roads. Wind slammed against the Camaro. Rain lashed the windshield. I didn't know how my mom could see anything, but she kept her foot on the gas.
Every time there was a flash of lightning, I looked at Grover sitting next to me in the backseat and I wondered if I'd gone insane, or if he was wearing some kind of shag-carpet pants. But, no, the smell was one I remembered from kindergarten field trips to the petting zoo— lanolin, like from wool. The smell of a wet barnyard animal.
"Can't the damn Satyr put his f*cking pants back on!" Artemis complained.
"She is a girl. Why is she so casual about the Satyr being basically nude at the bottom?" Athena frowned, crossing her arms. "It's highly inappropriate."
Poseidon looks ready to explode.
If I ever get my hands on that Satyr, I will rip his c*ck out and shove it down his throat! He thought savagely.
All I could think to say was, "So, you and my mom... know each other?"
Grover's eyes flitted to the rearview mirror, though there were no cars behind us. "Not exactly," he said. "I mean, we've never met in person. But she knew I was watching you."
"Watching me?"
Ice forms around the windows of the, then suddenly the glass shattered, startling everyone.
"Uh...who did that?" Asked the scared Göll.
The stoic Brunhilde didn't answer but she glanced at where Poseidon sat, who looks like he is not having a good time.
"Her mother approves of this Satyr watching her?! Well, he better not have watched her take her clothes off!" Yelled Durga.
"Or showered!" Added Artemis, still not comfortable about those two being roommates in that school.
Hades and Poseidon's face darkened.
"Keeping tabs on you. Making sure you were okay. But I wasn't faking being your friend," he added hastily. "I am your friend."
"He is actually being sincere," said Apollo.
"She doesn't need a Satyr as a friend. He is worthless," Poseidon stated in contempt.
Ares and Apollo shared a look.
"I think he is starting to care for her," whispered Ares to Apollo since they sat next to each other.
"Definitely, but he likely won't ever admit it," Apollo whispered back.
"Urn ... what are you, exactly?"
"That doesn't matter right now."
"It doesn't matter? He should tell her now!" Shouted Loki.
"It doesn't matter? From the waist down, my best friend is a donkey—"
The gods snorted in amusement.
Grover let out a sharp, throaty "Blaa-ha-ha!"
I'd heard him make that sound before, but I'd always assumed it was a nervous laugh. Now I realized it was more of an irritated bleat.
"Goat!" he cried.
"What?"
"I'm a goat from the waist down."
"You just said it didn't matter."
"Blaa-ha-ha! There are satyrs who would trample you underhoof for such an insult!"
"Try it on my niece, and I'll obliterate those Satyrs to smithereens," Zeus said threateningly.
"She is not your niece," Poseidon snapped.
Zeus rolled his eyes. Whatever you say brother.
"Whoa. Wait. Satyrs. You mean like ... Mr. Brunner's myths?"
"It is not a myth my dear," chuckled Hades.
Persephone, the Greek goddess of spring perked up hearing the term of endearment from her husband.
She had hoped someone else would catch his attention so that she can get a divorce. Staying by his side for eons, she had been sick of him for the past millennium. The 6 months thing was getting annoying.
But she then sighs in disappointment because she realized the word was just directed to a 14 year old girl, so it was not expressed romantically.
Her hopes of ever getting her freedom is dashed further.
"Were those old ladies at the fruit stand a myth, Percy? Was Mrs. Dodds a myth?"
"So you admit there was a Mrs. Dodds!"
"Of course."
"How annoying," said Shiva.
"Then why—"
"The less you knew, the fewer monsters you'd attract," Grover said, like that should be perfectly obvious. "We put Mist over the humans' eyes. We hoped you'd think the Kindly One was a hallucination. But it was no good. You started to realize who you are.
Interesting, thought Hades, Odin, and Susano'o.
"So this Mist is a sort of glamour," Hades stated. "I wonder how it is done since we don't have it here."
For some reason, the Mist caught the attention of Hecate, Greek goddess of magic and necromancy. It felt like something she would have created.
"Do you think they put Mist to hide their gods from human eyes?" Asked Susano'o.
"If that is true, then it is hella stupid! Us gods shouldn't hide ourselves from mere mortals!" Loki scoffed.
"Who I—wait a minute, what do you mean?"
The weird bellowing noise rose up again somewhere behind us, closer than before. Whatever was chasing us was still on our trail.
"Wait a minute...something was chasing them?!"Zeus exclaimed.
"When did that started?" Said Hephaestus, the Greek god of blacksmithing in confusion.
Poseidon gripped his armrests again.
"Percy," my mom said, "there's too much to explain and not enough time. We have to get you to safety."
"Safety from what? Who's after me?"
"Oh, nobody much," Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. "Just the Lord of the Dead and a few of his blood-thirstiest minions."
"Lord of the Dead...he is talking about your alternate self brother!" Zeus pointed out to Hades.
Hades narrowed his eyes. "Why would my counterpart sent monsters after her?"
"Grover!"
"Sorry, Mrs. Jackson. Could you drive faster, please?"
I tried to wrap my mind around what was happening, but I couldn't do it. I knew this wasn't a dream. I had no imagination. I could never dream up something this weird.
My mom made a hard left. We swerved onto a narrower road, racing past darkened farmhouses and wooded hills and PICK YOUR OWN STRAWBERRIES signs on white picket fences.
"Where are we going?" I asked.
"The summer camp I told you about." My mother's voice was tight; she was trying for my sake not to be scared. "The place your father wanted to send you."
"So they are heading to the summer camp. I hope we learn more about it since it seems so important," said Athena.
"The place you didn't want me to go."
"It is suspicious why her mother is reluctant to send her to this summer camp despite the other Poseidon wanting her to," said Odin. "Clearly it is not a normal place."
"Please, dear," my mother begged. "This is hard enough. Try to understand. You're in danger."
"Because some old ladies cut yarn."
Dionysus snorted. "They are not just some old ladies."
"Those weren't old ladies," Grover said. "Those were the Fates. Do you know what it means—the fact they appeared in front of you? They only do that when you're about to ... when someone's about to die."
The deities gasped.
"So she is about to die?!" Yelled Ares.
"That poor child," said Hestia pityingly.
Hades, Zeus, and Adamas look worried while Poseidon has a blank expression. He seems to have froze.
"Whoa. You said 'you.'"
"No I didn't. I said 'someone.'"
"You meant 'you.' As in me."
"I meant you, like 'someone.' Not you, you."
"Okay, that is enough," chuckled Buddha, chewing his snacks.
"Children!" my mom said.
She pulled the wheel hard to the right, and I got a glimpse of a figure she'd swerved to avoid—a dark fluttering shape now lost behind us in the storm.
"Is that something that was chasing them?" Asked Artemis.
"I think it was sister," replied Apollo.
"Hopefully, it's gone," said Leto.
"What was that?" I asked.
"We're almost there," my mother said, ignoring my question. "Another mile. Please. Please. Please."
I didn't know where there was, but I found myself leaning forward in the car, anticipating, wanting us to arrive.
Outside, nothing but rain and darkness—the kind of empty countryside you get way out on the tip of Long Island. I thought about Mrs. Dodds and the moment when she'd changed into the thing with pointed teeth and leathery wings. My limbs went numb from delayed shock. She really hadn't been human. She'd meant to kill me.
"Obviously," Loki said.
Then I thought about Mr. Brunner ... and the sword he had thrown me.
"Oh yeah, that pen! I totally forgotten about that," said Zeus. "That unremarkable looking pen thrown by that weird teacher had changed into a sword in her hands."
"It will likely appear again," spoke Hades. "I have a feeling it will be very important to her."
Before I could ask Grover about that, the hair rose on the back of my neck. There was a blinding flash, a jaw-rattling boom!, and our car exploded.
"SH*T!!!" Shouted everyone in the room.
"Did she just die?!" Cried out Aphrodite.
"NO!!!" A unexpected voice screamed out. Everyone turned their heads towards the source.
Poseidon.
He had abruptly stood up from his seat. To everyone's surprise, his usually blank eyes are wide and trembling.
I remember feeling weightless, like I was being crushed, fried, and hosed down all at the same time.
I peeled my forehead off the back of the driver's seat and said, "Ow."
"Percy!" my mom shouted.
"I'm okay... ."
Unexpectedly, all the deities sighs in relief. Even Poseidon previously tensed body relaxed a bit, and he sat back down.
I tried to shake off the daze. I wasn't dead. The car hadn't really exploded. We'd swerved into a ditch. Our driver's-side doors were wedged in the mud. The roof had cracked open like an eggshell and rain was pouring in.
Lightning. That was the only explanation. We'd been blasted right off the road. Next to me in the backseat was a big motionless lump. "Grover!"
He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you're my best friend and I don't want you to die!
"That is sweet of her," Hestia remarked.
"To help a Satyr?" Said Hera in disgust, "She should've left that garbage."
Poseidon agrees. That Satyr is useless baggage.
Then he groaned "Food," and I knew there was hope.
"Percy," my mother said, "we have to ..." Her voice faltered.
I looked back. In a flash of lightning, through the mud-spattered rear windshield, I saw a figure lumbering toward us on the shoulder of the road. The sight of it made my skin crawl. It was a dark silhouette of a huge guy, like a football player. He seemed to be holding a blanket over his head. His top half was bulky and fuzzy. His upraised hands made it look like he had horns.
"Ugh! What is hell is that?!" Aphrodite shouted, looking disgusted
I swallowed hard. "Who is—"
"Percy," my mother said, deadly serious. "Get out of the car."
My mother threw herself against the driver's-side door. It was jammed shut in the mud. I tried mine. Stuck too. I looked up desperately at the hole in the roof. It might've been an exit, but the edges were sizzling and smoking.
"Climb out the passenger's side!" my mother told me. "Percy—you have to run. Do you see that big tree?"
"What?"
Another flash of lightning, and through the smoking hole in the roof I saw the tree she meant: a huge, White House Christmas tree-sized pine at the crest of the nearest hill.
"That's the property line," my mom said. "Get over that hill and you'll see a big farmhouse down in the valley. Run and don't look back. Yell for help. Don't stop until you reach the door."
"Mom, you're coming too."
Her face was pale, her eyes as sad as when she looked at the ocean.
"She is not coming with her," stated Leto sadly. Zeus and Hades felt bad for them.
"No!" I shouted. "You are coming with me. Help me carry Grover."
"She should just leave him," said Beelzebub. "He will only slow her down."
"Food!" Grover moaned, a little louder.
"Incompetent fool," Poseidon sneered.
The man with the blanket on his head kept coming toward us, making his grunting, snorting noises. As he got closer, I realized he couldn't be holding a blanket over his head, because his hands—huge meaty hands—were swinging at his sides. There was no blanket. Meaning the bulky, fuzzy mass that was too big to be his head ... was his head. And the points that looked like horns ...
"Horns...another Satyr?" Questioned Ares.
"I don't think so. The horns are way longer and curved. And his lower body is still hidden. I am trying to remember what creature it would matched in our universe," said Apollo.
Poseidon remained still, eyes glued to the screen.
"He doesn't want us," my mother told me. "He wants you. Besides, I can't cross the property line."
"He wants her? That must be one of the monsters sent by the other Hades," said Zeus.
Hades frowned. He is starting to view his counterpart negatively. But is that monster sent to capture her or to harm her?
"But..."
"We don't have time, Percy. Go. Please."
I got mad, then—mad at my mother, at Grover the goat, at the thing with horns that was lumbering toward us slowly and deliberately like, like a bull.
"A bull..." mumbled Apollo. "Could it be?"
I climbed across Grover and pushed the door open into the rain. "We're going together. Come on, Mom."
"I told you—"
"Mom! I am not leaving you. Help me with Grover."
Hera and Leto smiled approvingly at the girl not willing to abandon her mom.
"They shouldn't have to bring the Satyr," muttered Adamas.
I didn't wait for her answer. I scrambled outside, dragging Grover from the car. He was surprisingly light, but I couldn't have carried him very far if my mom hadn't come to my aid.
Together, we draped Grover's arms over our shoulders and started stumbling uphill through wet waist-high grass.
Glancing back, I got my first clear look at the monster. He was seven feet tall, easy, his arms and legs like something from the cover of Muscle Man magazine—bulging biceps and triceps and a bunch of other 'ceps, all stuffed like baseballs under vein-webbed skin. He wore no clothes except underwear—I mean, bright white Fruit of the Looms—which would've looked funny, except that the top half of his body was so scary. Coarse brown hair started at about his belly button and got thicker as it reached his shoulders.
Aphrodite gagged at the ugliness of the creature.
"That creature is the Minotaur!" Apollo yelled, finally figuring it out.
His neck was a mass of muscle and fur leading up to his enormous head, which had a snout as long as my arm, snotty nostrils with a gleaming brass ring, cruel black eyes, and horns—enormous black-and-white horns with points you just couldn't get from an electric sharpener.
I recognized the monster, all right. He had been in one of the first stories Mr. Brunner told us. But he couldn't be real.
I blinked the rain out of my eyes. "That's—"
"Pasiphae's son," my mother said. "I wish I'd known how badly they want to kill you."
"She knows what that thing is," stated Beelzebub.
"But he's the Min—"
"Don't say his name," she warned. "Names have power."
"Really? Names have power over there?" Questioned Zeus.
The pine tree was still way too far—a hundred yards uphill at least.
I glanced behind me again.
The bull-man hunched over our car, looking in the windows—or not looking, exactly. More like snuffling, nuzzling. I wasn't sure why he bothered, since we were only about fifty feet away.
"Food?" Grover moaned.
"Seriously?! Is that all he can say right now?! He needs to f*cking get up!" Said an annoyed Loki.
"I don't think that creature can protect them if he tries," sneered Artemis.
"He is deadweight," added Shiva.
Poseidon is just angry at the sight of the useless trash. Percilla should just left him for dead.
"Shhh," I told him. "Mom, what's he doing? Doesn't he see us?"
"His sight and hearing are terrible," she said. "He goes by smell. But he'll figure out where we are soon enough."
"Her mother is quite knowledgeable about the creature," stated Athena approvingly.
As if on cue, the bull-man bellowed in rage. He picked up Gabe's Camaro by the torn roof, the chassis creaking and groaning. He raised the car over his head and threw it down the road. It slammed into the wet asphalt and skidded in a shower of sparks for about half a mile before coming to a stop. The gas tank exploded.
Not a scratch, I remembered Gabe saying.
Oops.
Suddenly, everyone bursted into laughter.
"Heh," Poseidon chuckled, again to everyone's surprise.
"That blob of flesh of a stepfather deserves it," said Buddha in amusement.
"Percy," my mom said. "When he sees us, he'll charge. Wait until the last second, then jump out of the way— directly sideways. He can't change directions very well once he's charging. Do you understand?"
"How do you know all this?"
"Yeah, how do you know all this?" Repeated Muninn.
"I've been worried about an attack for a long time. I should have expected this. I was selfish, keeping you near me."
"So she studied the monsters to prepare herself for an attack in order to protect her daughter. How astute of her," complimented Hades.
"Of course that woman is selfish," Poseidon suddenly spoke up, "a mortal cannot protect her daughter from the supernatural. Her lover should have claimed his daughter and keep her in his domain."
"So are you going to do it," Zeus piped up without thought.
Hades, Hestia, and Hera smacked their foreheads.
Poseidon bared his teeth, "Watch your tongue, Zeus. We may be brothers, but I will not hesitate to end you."
You should've listened to me and we could've ended him together, thought Adamas grudgingly.
"Keeping me near you? But—"
Another bellow of rage, and the bull-man started tromping uphill.
He'd smelled us.
"Uh-oh," said Huginn and Muninn.
The pine tree was only a few more yards, but the hill was getting steeper and slicker, and Grover wasn't getting any lighter.
"I understand she doesn't want to abandon her friend, but still," said Artemis with a hint of worry.
The bull-man closed in. Another few seconds and he'd be on top of us.
My mother must've been exhausted, but she shouldered Grover. "Go, Percy! Separate! Remember what I said."
I didn't want to split up, but I had the feeling she was right—it was our only chance. I sprinted to the left, turned, and saw the creature bearing down on me. His black eyes glowed with hate. He reeked like rotten meat.
He lowered his head and charged, those razor-sharp horns aimed straight at my chest.
All eyes widened. Some gods held their breath.
Poseidon eyes fixed on the screen, unwilling to miss any detail of anything that comes next.
The fear in my stomach made me want to bolt, but that wouldn't work. I could never outrun this thing. So I held my ground, and at the last moment, I jumped to the side.
Many deities gasped at how quick the demigod dodged the monster.
"She is very fast," commented Thor, looking intrigued.
The bull-man stormed past like a freight train, then bellowed with frustration and turned, but not toward me this time, toward my mother, who was setting Grover down in the grass.
"Oh no," said Hestia worriedly.
We'd reached the crest of the hill. Down the other side I could see a valley, just as my mother had said, and the lights of a farmhouse glowing yellow through the rain. But that was half a mile away. We'd never make it.
The bull-man grunted, pawing the ground. He kept eyeing my mother, who was now retreating slowly downhill, back toward the road, trying to lead the monster away from Grover.
"Run, Percy!" she told me. "I can't go any farther. Run!"
"Yeah run! Just leave her and that Satyr!" Shouted Loki.
Hestia, Hera, and Leto glared at Loki for suggesting she leave her mother.
But I just stood there, frozen in fear, as the monster charged her. She tried to sidestep, as she'd told me to do, but the monster had learned his lesson. His hand shot out and grabbed her by the neck as she tried to get away. He lifted her as she struggled, kicking and pummeling the air.
Some of the gods actually look worried, even Hades and Zeus.
"I can't watch this," said Hestia, turning away from the scene.
"Mom!"
She caught my eyes, managed to choke out one last word: "Go!"
Then, with an angry roar, the monster closed his fists around my mother's neck, and she dissolved before my eyes, melting into light, a shimmering golden form, as if she were a holographic projection. A blinding flash, and she was simply ... gone.
Silence.
"What the f*ck just happened?" Said Shiva in disbelief.
"Hey, where did that lady go? She is dead right?" Anubis asked in confusion.
"Her mother just disappeared!" Hera exclaimed in shock.
Hades and Zeus shared a look, wondering what could have caused such the sudden vanishing act.
"It is hard to tell if the Minotaur actually killed her," Susano'o spoke up.
Poseidon couldn't care less what happened to the woman. The only one that matters is—
He stopped himself from thinking further.
"No!"
Anger replaced my fear. Newfound strength burned in my limbs—the same rush of energy I'd gotten when Mrs. Dodds grew talons.
The bull-man bore down on Grover, who lay helpless in the grass. The monster hunched over, snuffling my best friend, as if he were about to lift Grover up and make him dissolve too.
"Do it you hideous bulk of furry muscle! You will be doing us a huge favor!" Cheered Loki. The other gods voiced their agreement.
I couldn't allow that.
"Hey, don't stop him girl!" Shouted the trickster god.
I stripped off my red rain jacket.
"Now what she is planning to do?" Wondered Ares.
"Hey!" I screamed, waving the jacket, running to one side of the monster. "Hey, stupid! Ground beef!"
Some gods laughed.
Zeus and Hades let out a small chuckle.
"She needs a more colorful insult than that," said Buddha, smiling amusedly.
"Raaaarrrrr!" The monster turned toward me, shaking his meaty fists.
I had an idea—a stupid idea, but better than no idea at all. I put my back to the big pine tree and waved my red jacket in front of the bull-man, thinking I'd jump out of the way at the last moment.
But it didn't happen like that.
The bull-man charged too fast, his arms out to grab me whichever way I tried to dodge.
Time slowed down.
Now, everyone was intent on not missing a single detail.
My legs tensed. I couldn't jump sideways, so I leaped straight up, kicking off from the creature's head, using it as a springboard, turning in midair, and landing on his neck.
All the deities look stunned at her, their expressions showing a mix of disbelief and awe.
Even Poseidon looked speechless.
"I don't think she has done those moves before. I doubt she had any training before this," said Ares, still shook from the scene.
How did I do that? I didn't have time to figure it out. A millisecond later, the monster's head slammed into the tree and the impact nearly knocked my teeth out.
The bull-man staggered around, trying to shake me. I locked my arms around his horns to keep from being thrown. Thunder and lightning were still going strong. The rain was in my eyes. The smell of rotten meat burned my nostrils.
The monster shook himself around and bucked like a rodeo bull. He should have just backed up into the tree and smashed me flat, but I was starting to realize that this thing had only one gear: forward.
"Smart thinking," complimented Apollo.
Meanwhile, Grover started groaning in the grass. I wanted to yell at him to shut up, but the way I was getting tossed around, if I opened my mouth I'd bite my own tongue off.
"Food!" Grover moaned.
"That Satyr needs to shut up or die!" Yelled out a random god.
The bull-man wheeled toward him, pawed the ground again, and got ready to charge. I thought about how he had squeezed the life out of my mother, made her disappear in a flash of light, and rage filled me like high-octane fuel. I got both hands around one horn and I pulled backward with all my might. The monster tensed, gave a surprised grunt, then—snap!
Again, gasps are heard in the entire council room.
"What the—?!" Shiva yelped out in shock.
"She snap that creature's horn!" Said Zeus in surprise.
"What strength for being only being half mortal," said Hades in awe.
Hercules seems to have stars in his eyes.
"How formidable of her," commented Odin. Thor and Susano'o nodded in agreement, looking amazed.
When he saw what Percilla did to that creature, Poseidon couldn't believe it.
For a half-divine being, and a child at that, she was astonishingly powerful.
He was....impressed.
The bull-man screamed and flung me through the air. I landed flat on my back in the grass. My head smacked against a rock. When I sat up, my vision was blurry, but I had a horn in my hands, a ragged bone weapon the size of a knife.
The monster charged.
Without thinking, I rolled to one side and came up kneeling. As the monster barreled past, I drove the broken horn straight into his side, right up under his furry rib cage.
Many of the deities cheered.
"YES! KILL HIM!!" Screamed Zeus, jumping on his throne with a bloodthirsty look.
"Sit back down you fool!" Yelled Hera at the immaturity of her husband.
The bull-man roared in agony. He flailed, clawing at his chest, then began to disintegrate—not like my mother, in a flash of golden light, but like crumbling sand, blown away in chunks by the wind, the same way Mrs. Dodds had burst apart.
"What?! That monster disappeared too!" Shouted Ares.
"No way! I wanted to see blood! Did it at least die?" Said Zeus in disappointment.
The monster was gone.
The rain had stopped. The storm still rumbled, but only in the distance. I smelled like livestock and my knees were shaking. My head felt like it was splitting open. I was weak and scared and trembling with grief I'd just seen my mother vanish. I wanted to lie down and cry, but there was Grover, needing my help, so I managed to haul him up and stagger down into the valley, toward the lights of the farmhouse. I was crying, calling for my mother, but I held on to Grover—I wasn't going to let him go.
"I admire her perseverance," complimented Hercules, finally speaking up.
"She should have still leave the Satyr though," Loki sneered, voice dripping with disdain.
The last thing I remember is collapsing on a wooden porch, looking up at a ceiling fan circling above me, moths flying around a yellow light, and the stern faces of a familiar-looking bearded man and a attractive boy, his blond hair curled like a prince's. They both looked down at me, and the boy said, "She's the one. She must be."
"Silence, Anthony," the man said. "She's still conscious. Bring her inside."
"Who the f*ck are they?" Asked Zeus.
"The blonde boy's name is Anthony," Hades stated.
"Had they been watching her this whole time?!" Said Athena angrily.
"And what did the boy mean by 'she's the one'?" Asked Odin.
Poseidon became angry that those two insignificant bystanders didn't bother to help Percilla and just stood on the sidelines.
He would kill them.
As usual, the screen blackened, signaling the end of the scene.
Chapter 13: *I Play Pinochle With A Horse
Chapter Text
The atmosphere in the room became serious.
"Does anyone have an idea why those two have been watching her instead of helping her?" Asked Hera, with a hint of irritation. "And to reiterate Odin's question, what did that boy mean by his statement?"
Athena's eyes flicked over to Hera. "It's clear they have an agenda involving Percilla, but what it is remains uncertain. Their behavior suggests they see her as pivotal to something, but we lack the details."
"It is likely that they are demigods like Percy," said Apollo.
Zeus nodded in agreement, "That's a good observation, my son. It would make sense."
Hera scowled at the sight of her husband praising Leto's spawn.
Hades leaned forward, his expression serious. "I've heard of individuals that are believed to be part of significant events or prophecies. If these two see Percilla as central to such a destiny, their interest in her might be due to some anticipated role she is supposed to play."
Odin stroked his beard thoughtfully. "It would make sense if they were waiting for her arrival. They might see her as a key player in their scheme, whatever it may be."
Zeus's eyes narrowed. "And they did nothing to help her. They merely observed. This is troubling. If they have such a vested interest in her, their inaction could mean they're trying to manipulate the situation to their advantage."
As Poseidon silently listened to the conversation, there is one thing that bothers him:
She called that boy attractive.
A unknown feeling welled up in his chest.
The screen resumes playing with a new title:
I Play Pinochle With A Horse
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I just imagined it in my head," laughed Loki, slapping his knee.
Some of the other gods laughed as well, especially Buddha, Shiva, and Anubis.
Odin and Thor sighs tiredly.
I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food.
"That is quite strange," said Morpheus in concern.
I must've woken up several times, but what I heard and saw made no sense, so I just passed out again. I remember lying in a soft bed, being spoon-fed something that tasted like buttered popcorn, only it was pudding. The boy with curly blond hair hovered over me, smirking as he scraped drips off my chin with the spoon.
For some reason, Poseidon have the urge to rip that boy's lips from his face.
When he saw my eyes open, he asked, "What will happen at the summer solstice?"
"Summer solstice?" Questioned the gods.
"What is this about a summer solstice?" Asked Zeus, confused.
Hades and Poseidon shared a look, looking confused as well.
I managed to croak, "What?"
He looked around, as if afraid someone would overhear. "What's going on? What was stolen? We've only got a few weeks!"
"What the hell is that boy talking about?" Asked Mórrigan, the Celtic goddess of war and fate.
"It seems something was stolen, but he is acting like Percy would know," said Apollo, looking annoyed.
"I'm sorry," I mumbled, "I don't..."
Somebody knocked on the door, and the boy quickly filled my mouth with pudding.
The next time I woke up, the boy was gone.
A husky blond dude, like a surfer, stood in the corner of the bedroom keeping watch over me. He had blue eyes— at least a dozen of them—on his cheeks, his forehead, the backs of his hands.
Hera narrowed her eyes. That thing reminded her of something.
Zeus chuckled, " It seems that Percilla has a thing for blondes, judging by the way she described them."
"ZEUS!" Poseidon growled out.
Zeus raised his hands up in a surrendering motion, laughing nervously.
"I am just stating what I have observed! She called this guy husky and the boy from earlier attractive!"
A piece of the armrest was thrown towards the god of the sky's head, which he quickly avoided.
The deities noticed that Poseidon had not been his usual self more and more since watching the demigod's life.
He never learns, Hades, Hera, Hestia, and Adamas had the same thought toward Zeus.
When I finally came around for good, there was nothing weird about my surroundings, except that they were nicer than I was used to. I was sitting in a deck chair on a huge porch, gazing across a meadow at green hills in the distance. The breeze smelled like strawberries. There was a blanket over my legs, a pillow behind my neck. All that was great, but my mouth felt like a scorpion had been using it for a nest. My tongue was dry and nasty and every one of my teeth hurt.
On the table next to me was a tall drink. It looked like iced apple juice, with a green straw and a paper parasol stuck through a maraschino cherry.
My hand was so weak I almost dropped the glass once I got my fingers around it.
"Careful," a familiar voice said.
Grover was leaning against the porch railing, looking like he hadn't slept in a week. Under one arm, he cradled a shoe box. He was wearing blue jeans, Converse hi-tops and a bright orange T-shirt that said CAMP HALF-BLOOD. Just plain old Grover, Not the goat boy.
Seeing the shirt the Satyr was wearing, the gods figured the girl was at the summer camp now.
"Camp Half-Blood? What an interesting name for a summer camp," commented Zeus.
"I believe the shirt indicates the place is a camp for demigods," said Hades.
Hearing this, everyone in the council room became interested to see more demigods.
Poseidon, meanwhile, didn't care.
So maybe I'd had a nightmare. Maybe my mom was okay. We were still on vacation, and we'd stopped here at this big house for some reason. And ...
"Aww, the poor dear," said Leto sympathetically.
"You saved my life," Grover said. "I... well, the least I could do ... I went back to the hill. I thought you might want this."
Reverently, he placed the shoe box in my lap.
Inside was a black-and-white bull's horn, the base jagged from being broken off, the tip splattered with dried blood. It hadn't been a nightmare.
"Oh, it's the horn she broke off from the Minotaur's head!" Ares exclaimed in surprise.
"How nice of him to go back and get it for her," said Hestia kindly.
"He is still a stinking Satyr," sneered Apollo.
"The Minotaur," I said.
"Urn, Percy, it isn't a good idea—"
"That's what they call him in the Greek myths, isn't it?" I demanded. "The Minotaur. Half man, half bull."
"No longer a myth," Dionysus stated boredly.
Grover shifted uncomfortably. "You've been out for two days. How much do you remember?"
Göll gasped, "She's been out for two days!"
"My mom. Is she really ..."
He looked down.
Many gods felt pity for her.
But Poseidon is indifferent to the fate of her mother.
I stared across the meadow. There were groves of trees, a winding stream, acres of strawberries spread out under the blue sky. The valley was surrounded by rolling hills, and the tallest one, directly in front of us, was the one with the huge pine tree on top. Even that looked beautiful in the sunlight.
My mother was gone. The whole world should be black and cold. Nothing should look beautiful.
The atmosphere in the room became somber.
"What is happening to her?" Zeus asked, a note of concern in his voice.
Hades looked away, clearly troubled. "It seems that she is in a state of denial or shock. The contrast between the serene environment and her inner turmoil is striking."
Poseidon remained silent, his gazed fixed on the screen, but his thoughts were turbulent. He struggled with a mixture of emotions—anger, confusion, and a lingering sense of unease about the girl's situation.
"I'm sorry," Grover sniffled. "I'm a failure. I'm—I'm the worst satyr in the world."
"That we can agree on," said Loki in a mocking tone. "But cheer up Grover, at least you're not boring."
He moaned, stomping his foot so hard it came off. I mean, the Converse hi-top came off. The inside was filled with Styrofoam, except for a hoof-shaped hole.
"Oh, Styx!" he mumbled.
Thunder rolled across the clear sky.
Then the Greek deities got into an uproar.
"Are my ears deceiving me?! Did I hear what I think he just said?!" Shouted Zeus, getting up from his seat.
"Stupid Satyr! Don't say that in front of her!" Cried out Apollo.
"It's a good thing it's not the whole oath, but he shouldn't be so careless around the girl, or else she learns to say it too!" Yelled Hera angrily.
Hades's expression is set in a grimace. "That Satyr needs to be more cautious. If she says the full oath, it could be disastrous."
Poseidon looked ready to kill.
The Satyr must die!
"Um...what are you guys talking about?" Asked Anubis in confusion, causing gasps around the room.
"What?"
He was then smacked on the back of his head by Ra-Horakhty.
"Idiot! Can't you tell this could be a sensitive topic?!" He scolded. "You should've learned about the other pantheons instead of asking!"
Other deities like Odin, Thor, Susano'o, Brunhilde, and Beelzebub knows what the Greeks are talking about.
Anubis rubbed the back of his head, "Geez, it is just a simple question."
Hephaestus, the Greek god of blacksmithing who had been quiet, finally spoke up. "Anubis, you're not entirely out of line with your question. The 'Styx' is part of a powerful oath sworn by the gods of our pantheon. Using even a part of it can have severe consequences."
He continued, his voice firm, "The oath is bound to the ancient magic of the River Styx. It's a promise made by gods or demigods, and uttering parts of it can invoke its power. If Percilla learns it, it could bring about unforeseen problems."
Hades's eyes flashed with intensity. "Exactly. We've seen before how dangerous it can be when such oaths are invoked recklessly."
Anubis nodded slowly in understanding "Okay, I get it now. Thanks for explaining."
As he struggled to get his hoof back in the fake foot, I thought, Well, that settles it.
Grover was a satyr. I was ready to bet that if I shaved his curly brown hair, I'd find tiny horns on his head. But I was too miserable to care that satyrs existed, or even minotaurs. All that meant was my mom really had been squeezed into nothingness, dissolved into yellow light.
I was alone. An orphan. I would have to live with ... Smelly Gabe? No. That would never happen. I would live on the streets first. I would pretend I was seventeen and join the army. I'd do something.
"She should never have to live with that wretched mortal!" Poseidon unexpectedly thundered, shocking everyone in the council room.
Grover was still sniffling. The poor kid—poor goat, satyr, whatever—looked as if he expected to be hit.
"I wish she hit him," mumbled Loki.
I said, "It wasn't your fault."
"What is she talking about? It is his fault for being useless!" Shouted Huginn, which the gods agreed.
"Yes, it was. I was supposed to protect you."
"He did a terrible job at that," sneered Artemis.
"Did my mother ask you to protect me?"
"No. But that's my job. I'm a keeper. At least... I was."
"A keeper?" Questioned Susano'o.
"But why ..." I suddenly felt dizzy, my vision swimming.
"She needs to rest more," said Apollo worriedly.
"Don't strain yourself," Grover said. "Here." He helped me hold my glass and put the straw to my lips.
I recoiled at the taste, because I was expecting apple juice. It wasn't that at all. It was chocolate-chip cookies. Liquid cookies. And not just any cookies—my mom's homemade blue chocolate-chip cookies, buttery and hot, with the chips still melting. Drinking it, my whole body felt warm and good, full of energy. My grief didn't go away, but I felt as if my mom had just brushed her hand against my cheek, given me a cookie the way she used to when I was small, and told me everything was going to be okay.
"What in the world is she drinking?" Asked Demeter, Greek goddess of agriculture and Persephone's mother.
"Liquid cookies? Is that even possible? Maybe I should make one myself," said Heset, Egyptian goddess of food and drink in curiosity.
Is it possible she is drinking nectar? Thought Hades.
Before I knew it, I'd drained the glass. I stared into it, sure I'd just had a warm drink, but the ice cubes hadn't even melted.
"Was it good?" Grover asked.
I nodded.
"What did it taste like?" He sounded so wistful, I felt guilty.
"Sorry," I said. "I should've let you taste."
"She better not share her saliva with him," said Aphrodite in a disapproving tone.
Poseidon gritted his teeth. His d- The girl shouldn't share anything with the damn Satyr.
His eyes got wide. "No! That's not what I meant. I just... wondered."
"Chocolate-chip cookies," I said. "My mom's. Homemade."
He sighed. "And how do you feel?"
"Like I could throw Nancy Bobofit a hundred yards."
"That's good," he said. "That's good. I don't think you could risk drinking any more of that stuff."
"What do you mean?"
"Risk? Is that drink dangerous?" Questioned Hades worriedly.
The god of the sea narrowed his eyes towards the Satyr on the screen.
Is that imbecile trying to poison her!
He took the empty glass from me gingerly, as if it were dynamite, and set it back on the table. "Come on. Chiron and Mr. D are waiting."
"We will finally get to see who Chiron is!" Zeus exclaimed excitedly.
"I hope he treats her better than Mr. Brunner," said Ares.
"But who the hell is Mr. D?" Asked Dionysus curiously.
The porch wrapped all the way around the farmhouse.
My legs felt wobbly, trying to walk that far. Grover offered to carry the Minotaur horn, but I held on to it. I'd paid for that souvenir the hard way. I wasn't going to let it go.
"That is good parallelism," commented Hermes.
"Agreed," nodded Athena.
As we came around the opposite end of the house, I caught my breath.
We must've been on the north shore of Long Island, because on this side of the house, the valley marched all the way up to the water, which glittered about a mile in the distance. Between here and there, I simply couldn't process everything I was seeing. The landscape was dotted with buildings that looked like ancient Greek architecture—an open-air pavilion, an amphitheater, a circular arena—except that they all looked brand new, their white marble columns sparkling in the sun. In a nearby sandpit, a dozen high school-age kids and satyrs played volleyball. Canoes glided across a small lake. Kids in bright orange T-shirts like Grover's were chasing each other around a cluster of cabins nestled in the woods. Some shot targets at an archery range. Others rode horses down a wooded trail, and, unless I was hallucinating, some of their horses had wings.
"Ah, so this is the famous camp," said Zeus with a bemused smile. "A camp where demigods and magical creatures coexist. Quite a spectacle. The architecture, though reminiscent of our ancient structures, has a distinctly modern twist to it. And look at those children—so full of energy and life. It's fascinating how they've managed to blend our world with their own in such a picturesque way."
Down at the end of the porch, two men sat across from each other at a card table. The blond-haired boy who'd spoon-fed me popcorn-flavored pudding was leaning on the porch rail next to them.
The man facing me was small, but porky. He had a red nose, big watery eyes, and curly hair so black it was almost purple. He looked like those paintings of baby angels— what do you call them, hubbubs? No, cherubs. That's it. He looked like a cherub who'd turned middle-aged in a trailer park. He wore a tiger-pattern Hawaiian shirt, and he would've fit right in at one of Gabe's poker parties, except I got the feeling this guy could've out-gambled even my stepfather.
The deities laughed.
Aphrodite cringed at the sight of the man.
Dionysus guffawed, "her thoughts are quite amusing! I am going to guess that is the Chiron guy?"
"That's Mr. D," Grover murmured to me. "He's the camp director. Be polite. The boy, that's Anthony Chase. He's just a camper, but he's been here longer than just about anybody. And you already know Chiron... ."
He pointed at the guy whose back was to me.
First, I realized he was sitting in the wheelchair. Then I recognized the tweed jacket, the thinning brown hair, the scraggly beard.
"Mr. Brunner!" I cried.
"Mr. Brunner?!" Shouted the gods in surprise.
"He's Chiron?!" Exclaimed Hera.
The Latin teacher turned and smiled at me. His eyes had that mischievous glint they sometimes got in class when he pulled a pop quiz and made all the multiple choice answers B.
"Ah, good, Percy," he said. "Now we have four for pinochle."
He offered me a chair to the right of Mr. D, who looked at me with bloodshot eyes and heaved a great sigh. "Oh, I suppose I must say it. Welcome to Camp Half-Blood. There. Now, don't expect me to be glad to see you."
The gods exchanged incredulous glances at Mr. D's greeting.
Zeus's brow furrowed. "Is this how the camp director greets new arrivals? That is rather unceremonious."
Hera's lips curled in disapproval. "The way he spoke, it's as if he's begrudgingly performing a duty. How could anyone respect a leader who shows such disdain?"
Hades frowned. "His manner is troubling. If he's a leader of this camp, his attitude could affect the morale of the campers."
Poseidon's eyes darkened as he clenched his jaw. "His dismissive tone is infuriating. The girl deserves better than that." He stated, to the surprise of everyone else.
Hestia looked pained. "The lack of warmth or genuine concern is disheartening. She needs kindness and support, not a cold reception."
"Uh, thanks." I scooted a little farther away from him because, if there was one thing I had learned from living with Gabe, it was how to tell when an adult has been hitting the happy juice. If Mr. D was a stranger to alcohol, I was a satyr.
Buddha and Shiva snorted in amusement, while Loki and Anubis bursted out laughing.
"Anthony?" Mr. Brunner called to the blond boy.
He came forward and Mr. Brunner introduced us. "This young man nursed you back to health, Percy. Anthony, my boy, why don't you go check on Percy's bunk? We'll be putting her in cabin eleven for now."
Anthony said, "Sure, Chiron."
He was probably my age, maybe a couple of inches taller, and a whole lot more athletic looking. With his deep tan and his curly blond hair, he was almost exactly what I thought a stereotypical California boy would look like, except his eyes ruined the image. They were startling gray, like storm clouds; pretty, but intimidating, too, as if he were analyzing the best way to take me down in a fight.
He glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined he was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead he said, "You drool when you sleep."
"That boy dares to watch her sleep!" Poseidon roared angrily, startling the gods.
Göll screamed and jumped in the air in a panic. Brunhilde, meanwhile, observed the sea tyrant's change of expressions throughout the reaction. Beelzebub and Adamas doing the same.
Zeus and Hades exchanged glances.
At this point, it's obvious that their brother feels something for the demigod he denied as his daughter.
Then he sprinted off down the lawn.
"So," I said, anxious to change the subject. "You, uh, work here, Mr. Brunner?".
"Not Mr. Brunner," the ex—Mr. Brunner said. "I'm afraid that was a pseudonym. You may call me Chiron."
"Okay." Totally confused, I looked at the director. "And Mr. D ... does that stand for something?"
Mr. D stopped shuffling the cards. He looked at me like I'd just belched loudly. "Young man, names are powerful things. You don't just go around using them for no reason."
"That name thing again," said Shiva.
"Oh. Right. Sorry."
"I must say, Percy," Chiron-Brunner broke in, "I'm glad to see you alive. It's been a long time since I've made a house call to a potential camper. I'd hate to think I've wasted my time."
"House call?"
"My year at Yancy Academy, to instruct you. We have satyrs at most schools, of course, keeping a lookout. But Grover alerted me as soon as he met you. He sensed you were something special, so I decided to come upstate. I convinced the other Latin teacher to ... ah, take a leave of absence."
"No wonder he was acting strange. He was keeping an eye on her along with the Satyr," stated Athena.
"I bet the other Satyrs are watching the other demigod children," said Artemis with a frown.
I tried to remember the beginning of the school year. It seemed like so long ago, but I did have a fuzzy memory of there being another Latin teacher my first week at Yancy. Then, without explanation, he had disappeared and Mr. Brunner had taken the class.
"You came to Yancy just to teach me?" I asked.
Chiron nodded. "Honestly, I wasn't sure about you at first. We contacted your mother, let her know we were keeping an eye on you in case you were ready for Camp Half-Blood. But you still had so much to learn. Nevertheless, you made it here alive, and that's always the first test."
As the screen flickered with the latest scene, the gods watched with mixed emotions. The reactions ranged from intrigue to concern.
Hera's eyes narrowed. "Chiron's role is becoming clearer. He was undercover as Mr. Brunner to protect and monitor Percilla, which explains his peculiar behavior."
Zeus's expression shifted from curiosity to irritation. "It's clear there's more at play here than we initially understood. Chiron's actions were meant to prepare her for something, but why keep it so secretive?"
Hades's gaze was fixed on the screen, his thoughts weighed down by the revelation. "It appears Percilla's journey is far from over. Her survival thus far was just the beginning of a much larger and more complex fate."
Poseidon remained stoic, but his eyes seems to betray a storm of emotions.
"Grover," Mr. D said impatiently, "are you playing or not?"
"Yes, sir!" Grover trembled as he took the fourth chair, though I didn't know why he should be so afraid of a pudgy little man in a tiger-print Hawaiian shirt.
Loki giggled.
"You do know how to play pinochle?" Mr. D eyed me suspiciously.
"I'm afraid not," I said.
"I'm afraid not, sir," he said.
"Sir," I repeated. I was liking the camp director less and less.
"Well," he told me, "it is, along with gladiator fighting and Pac-Man, one of the greatest games ever invented by humans. I would expect all civilized young men to know the rules."
"Ugh, he is praising humans," a random god muttered in distaste.
"But Pac-Man is fun though," said another.
"I'm sure the girl can learn," Chiron said.
"Please," I said, "what is this place? What am I doing here? Mr. Brun—Chiron—why would you go to Yancy Academy just to teach me?"
Mr. D snorted. "I asked the same question."
The camp director dealt the cards. Grover flinched every time one landed in his pile.
"The Satyr is a coward. I don't see anything scary about that man," scoffed Loki.
Chiron smiled at me sympathetically, the way he used to in Latin class, as if to let me know that no matter what my average was, I was his star student. He expected me to have the right answer.
"Percy," he said. "Did your mother tell you nothing?'
"She said ..." I remembered her sad eyes, looking out over the sea. "She told me she was afraid to send me here, even though my father had wanted her to. She said that once I was here, I probably couldn't leave. She wanted to keep me close to her."
Hera, Leto, and other goddesses gave looks of understanding.
Poseidon scoffed, believing her mother was being selfish by keeping her close. A human cannot protect a demigod.
"Typical," Mr. D said. "That's how they usually get killed. Young lady, are you bidding or not?"
"What?" I asked.
He explained, impatiently, how you bid in pinochle, and so I did.
"I'm afraid there's too much to tell," Chiron said. "I'm afraid our usual orientation film won't be sufficient."
"Orientation film?" I asked.
"No," Chiron decided. "Well, Percy. You know your friend Grover is a satyr. You know"—he pointed to the horn in the shoe box—"that you have killed the Minotaur. No small feat, either, lass. What you may not know is that great powers are at work in your life. Gods—the forces you call the Greek gods—are very much alive."
"Shocker," Buddha said sarcastically.
I stared at the others around the table.
I waited for somebody to yell, Not! But all I got was Mr. D yelling, "Oh, a royal marriage. Trick! Trick!" He cackled as he tallied up his points.
"Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?"
"Eh? Oh, all right."
Grover bit a huge shard out of the empty aluminum can and chewed it mournfully.
Zeus look surprised, "Weird. Didn't expect the satyrs in that universe can eat metal."
"Wait," I told Chiron. "You're telling me there's such a thing as God."
"Well, now," Chiron said. "God—capital G, God. That's a different matter altogether. We shan't deal with the metaphysical."
Some deities look intrigued or amused.
"Didn't God have a son named Jesus that is against the annihilation of humanity in our universe?" Asked Morrígan.
Her fellow pantheon member Cú Chulainn, a Celtic demigod, nodded.
"That's correct, Morrígan. Jesus is indeed the son of God who is seen as a savior to the humans. I have heard many tales of him preaching love, compassion, and the preservation of humanity. His teachings stand in stark contrast to notions of destruction and annihilation we gods sometimes espouse."
"Metaphysical? But you were just talking about—"
"Ah, gods, plural, as in, great beings that control the forces of nature and human endeavors: the immortal gods of Olympus. That's a smaller matter."
"Smaller?"
The Greeks gods look offended.
"Yes, quite. The gods we discussed in Latin class."
"Zeus," I said. "Hera. Apollo. You mean them."
Said gods perked up upon hearing their names.
And there it was again—distant thunder on a cloudless day.
"I am really betting that is my counterpart's doing," scowled Zeus. "He must really be angry about something."
"Young lady," said Mr. D, "I would really be less casual about throwing those names around, if I were you."
"But they're stories," I said. "They're—myths, to explain lightning and the seasons and stuff. They're what people believed before there was science."
"Science!" Mr. D scoffed. "And tell me, Percilla Jackson"—I flinched when he said my real name, which I never told anybody—"what will people think of your 'science' two thousand years from now?" Mr. D continued. "Hmm? They will call it primitive mumbo jumbo. That's what. Oh, I love mortals—they have absolutely no sense of perspective. They think they've come so-o-o far. And have they, Chiron? Look at this girl and tell me."
The gods mumbled their agreement with Mr. D. Mortals are eons behind the gods when it comes to scientific discoveries.
I wasn't liking Mr. D much, but there was something about the way he called me mortal, as if... he wasn't. It was enough to put a lump in my throat, to suggest why Grover was dutifully minding his cards, chewing his soda can, and keeping his mouth shut.
"She is quite perceptive," commented Susano'o.
"Percy," Chiron said, "you may choose to believe or not, but the fact is that immortal means immortal. Can you imagine that for a moment, never dying? Never fading? Existing, just as you are, for all time?"
I was about to answer, off the top of my head, that it sounded like a pretty good deal, but the tone of Chiron's voice made me hesitate.
"You mean, whether people believed in you or not," I said.
"WHAT?!!!" Exclaimed everyone in the room.
"No way do the gods over there depend on humans believing in them to stay alive!" Zeus said in shock.
"If that is true, then the gods over there are weaker than us!" Poseidon growled.
How pathetic!
"Exactly," Chiron agreed. "If you were a god, how would you like being called a myth, an old story to explain lightning? What if I told you, Percilla Jackson, that someday people would call you a myth, just created to explain how little girls can get over losing their mothers?"
The gods frowned in disapproval at how coldly this Mr.D spoke to her and mentioning her mother.
My heart pounded. He was trying to make me angry for some reason, but I wasn't going to let him. I said, "I wouldn't like it. But I don't believe in gods."
"Oh, you'd better," Mr. D murmured. "Before one of them incinerates you."
I'll destroy them before they try, Poseidon thought immediately, without thinking.
Grover said, "P-please, sir. She's just lost her mother. She's in shock."
"A lucky thing, too," Mr. D grumbled, playing a card. "Bad enough I'm confined to this miserable job, working with girls who don't even believe.'"
He waved his hand and a goblet appeared on the table, as if the sunlight had bent, momentarily, and woven the air into glass. The goblet filled itself with red wine.
Seeing what the pudgy man just did, the gods widened his eyes.
Especially, Dionysus.
"Could that man be...." Hades trailed off.
"No, no, no! I refuse to believe it! That fat man cannot be—!" Dionysus shook his head in denial.
My jaw dropped, but Chiron hardly looked up.
"Mr. D," he warned, "your restrictions."
Mr. D looked at the wine and feigned surprise.
"Dear me." He looked at the sky and yelled, "Old habits! Sorry!"
More thunder.
Mr. D waved his hand again, and the wineglass changed into a fresh can of Diet Coke. He sighed unhappily, popped the top of the soda, and went back to his card game.
Chiron winked at me. "Mr. D offended his father a while back, took a fancy to a wood nymph who had been declared off-limits."
"A wood nymph," I repeated, still staring at the Diet Coke can like it was from outer space.
"Yes," Mr. D confessed. "Father loves to punish me. The first time, Prohibition. Ghastly! Absolutely horrid ten years! The second time—well, she really was pretty, and I couldn't stay away—the second time, he sent me here. Half-Blood Hill. Summer camp for brats like you. 'Be a better influence,' he told me. 'Work with youths rather than tearing them down.' Ha.' Absolutely unfair."
Mr. D sounded about six years old, like a pouting little kid.
"And ..." I stammered, "your father is ..."
All the gods leaned forward in anticipation.
"Di immortales, Chiron," Mr. D said. "I thought you taught this girl the basics. My father is Zeus, of course."
"So what does the D stand for?" Asked Hephaestus, though he already had an idea.
Dionysus gripped his arm forcefully, sweat dripping from his temples.
I ran through D names from Greek mythology. Wine. The skin of a tiger. The satyrs that all seemed to work here. The way Grover cringed, as if Mr. D were his master.
"You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine."
Dionysus screamed.
"NOOOOO!"
Then fainted next to a startled Hephaestus.
"I can't believe that is Dionysus's alternate self," said Zeus in disbelief.
"He looks so hideous," stated the shallow Aphrodite.
"Now I wonder if our alternate selves look similar to him," said Hades, frowning in irritation.
"I don't even want to know," shivered Artemis.
"My counterpart better be handsome! But not more handsome than me!" Shouted Apollo, pointing at the screen angrily.
Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say, these days, Grover? Do the children say, 'Well, duh!'?"
"Y-yes, Mr. D."
"Then, well, duh! Percilla Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?
"Ewww no!" Shouted Aphrodite in disgust.
"You're a god."
"Yes, child."
"A god. You."
Buddha, Shiva, and Beelzebub smirked in amusement.
Loki and Anubis broke into laughter as usual.
After Hephaestus shook him, Dionysus woke up and returned to watching the screen.
He turned to look at me straight on, and I saw a kind of purplish fire in his eyes, a hint that this whiny, plump little man was only showing me the tiniest bit of his true nature. I saw visions of grape vines choking unbelievers to death, drunken warriors insane with battle lust, sailors screaming as their hands turned to flippers, their faces elongating into dolphin snouts. I knew that if I pushed him, Mr. D would show me worse things. He would plant a disease in my brain that would leave me wearing a strait-jacket in a rubber room for the rest of my life.
"You know what, that maybe make up for my counterpart's appearance," said Dionysus.
"You want him to scare her?" Poseidon asked him coldly.
Dionysus sweated bullets. "Um...no," he said in a mix of fear and nervousness.
"Would you like to test me, child?" he said quietly.
"No. No, sir."
The fire died a little. He turned back to his card game. "I believe I win."
"Not quite, Mr. D," Chiron said. He set down a straight, tallied the points, and said, "The game goes to me."
I thought Mr. D was going to vaporize Chiron right out of his wheelchair, but he just sighed through his nose, as if he were used to being beaten by the Latin teacher. He got up, and Grover rose, too.
"I'm tired," Mr. D said. "I believe I'll take a nap before the sing-along tonight. But first, Grover, we need to talk, again, about your less-than-perfect performance on this assignment."
Grover's face beaded with sweat. "Y-yes, sir."
Mr. D turned to me. "Cabin eleven, Percilla Jackson. And mind your manners."
He swept into the farmhouse, Grover following miserably.
"Will Grover be okay?" I asked Chiron.
Loki scowled at her concern for the satyr.
Chiron nodded, though he looked a bit troubled. "Old Dionysus isn't really mad. He just hates his job. He's been ... ah, grounded, I guess you would say, and he can't stand waiting another century before he's allowed to go back to Olympus."
"Pathetic," sneered Poseidon.
"Mount Olympus," I said. "You're telling me there really is a palace there?"
"Well now, there's Mount Olympus in Greece. And then there's the home of the gods, the convergence point of their powers, which did indeed used to be on Mount Olympus. It's still called Mount Olympus, out of respect to the old ways, but the palace moves, Percy, just as the gods do."
"Is he talking about that universe's Mount Olympus....moving?" Asked Odin in bewilderment.
"So it doesn't stay in one spot over there," Athena stated, but also looking confused.
"You mean the Greek gods are here? Like ... in America?"
"Well, certainly. The gods move with the heart of the West."
"Heart of the West?" Echoed the deities questionably.
"The what?"
"Come now, Percy. What you call 'Western civilization.' Do you think it's just an abstract concept? No, it's a living force. A collective consciousness that has burned bright for thousands of years. The gods are part of it. You might even say they are the source of it, or at least, they are tied so tightly to it that they couldn't possibly fade, not unless all of Western civilization were obliterated. The fire started in Greece. Then, as you well know—or as I hope you know, since you passed my course—the heart of the fire moved to Rome, and so did the gods. Oh, different names, perhaps—Jupiter for Zeus, Venus for Aphrodite, and so on—but the same forces, the same gods."
"Hmm, it is interesting to know that our counterpart comes by different names when their palace moved to Rome," said Hades
"It's a relief the Roman gods are not separate entities then," said Ares with a sigh.
"And then they died."
"Died? No. Did the West die? The gods simply moved, to Germany, to France, to Spain, for a while. Wherever the flame was brightest, the gods were there. They spent several centuries in England. All you need to do is look at the architecture. People do not forget the gods. Every place they've ruled, for the last three thousand years, you can see them in paintings, in statues, on the most important buildings. And yes, Percy, of course they are now in your United States. Look at your symbol, the eagle of Zeus. Look at the statue of Prometheus in RockefellerCenter, the Greek facades of your government buildings in Washington. I defy you to find any American city where the Olympians are not prominently displayed in multiple places. Like it or not—and believe me, plenty of people weren't very fond of Rome, either—America is now the heart of the flame. It is the great power of the West. And so Olympus is here. And we are here."
It was all too much, especially the fact that I seemed to be included in Chiron's we, as if I were part of some club.
"Who are you, Chiron? Who ... who am I?"
"You are Percilla Jackson, the strongest demigod in your universe," said a familiar ancient voice, booming the entire room.
"LORD CHAOS!!!" The gods shouted.
"Lord Chaos, have you returned?" Asked Zeus in surprise, but the primordial didn't respond.
Chiron smiled. He shifted his weight as if he were going to get up out of his wheelchair, but I knew that was impossible. He was paralyzed from the waist down.
"Who are you?" he mused. "Well, that's the question we all want answered, isn't it? But for now, we should get you a bunk in cabin eleven. There will be new friends to meet. And plenty of time for lessons tomorrow. Besides, there will be s'mores at the campfire tonight, and I simply adore chocolate."
And then he did rise from his wheelchair. But there was something odd about the way he did it. His blanket fell away from his legs, but the legs didn't move. His waist kept getting longer, rising above his belt. At first, I thought he was wearing very long, white velvet underwear, but as he kept rising out of the chair, taller than any man, I realized that the velvet underwear wasn't underwear; it was the front of an animal, muscle and sinew under coarse white fur. And the wheelchair wasn't a chair. It was some kind of container, an enormous box on wheels, and it must've been magic, because there's no way it could've held all of him. A leg came out, long and knobby-kneed, with a huge polished hoof. Then another front leg, then hindquarters, and then the box was empty, nothing but a metal shell with a couple of fake human legs attached..
I stared at the horse who had just sprung from the wheelchair: a huge white stallion. But where its neck should be was the upper body of my Latin teacher, smoothly grafted to the horse's trunk.
"What a relief," the centaur said. "I'd been cooped up in there so long, my fetlocks had fallen asleep. Now, come, Percy Jackson. Let's meet the other campers."
Silence.
"Yoooo, that Chiron dude is half horse!" Said Indra, the Hindu god of lightning.
"He's a centaur!" Exclaimed the Greeks in shock.
Then the screen blackens.
Chapter 14: *I Became Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom
Chapter Text
"Seriously? That man is a centaur? They're as horrible as the satyrs!" Zeus exploded.
"Not only does the poor girl have to be near the satyr, but now there's another disdainful creature too!" Hera added.
Poseidon broke a piece of his armrest in anger. Abominable creatures! They shall be eradicated! he thought. They shouldn't be near my Percilla.
Then he widened his eyes in shock at the last part of his thoughts.
"Both creatures are disgusting and awful due to their depravity! Why didn't we annihilate them eons ago?" Athena asked.
Hermes sweated. "Um... the satyrs are my sons..."
Loki side-eyed him across the room. "You must be a terrible father then, to raise such disreputable beings," he finished with a smirk.
Hermes glared at him heatedly.
"You need to straighten out your sons, Hermes," Zeus ordered, and Hermes quickly nodded.
"Then what about the centaurs, Father?" Apollo asked.
"We'll deal with them after the viewing of Percilla's life is over. Are we all in agreement?"
All the Greek deities nodded.
A new title on the screen appears:
I Became Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom
"I have a feeling Percilla's water abilities will be involved in this new scene," said Hades.
Every deity straightened themselves, prepared to see more of the girl's divine powers.
Once I got over the fact that my Latin teacher was a horse, we had a nice tour, though I was careful not to walk behind him. I'd done pooper-scooper patrol in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade a few times, and, I'm sorry, I did not trust Chiron's back end the way I trusted his front.
"That's rather amusing," Apollo commented, "though it's clear Percy's discomfort is genuine."
We passed the volleyball pit. Several of the campers nudged each other. One pointed to the minotaur horn I was carrying. Another said, "That's her."
"Looks like she's already the talk of the camp," Hermes noted. "Though it's understandable, given her recent arrival."
Most of the campers were older than me. Their satyr friends were bigger than Grover, all of them trotting around in orange CAMPHALF-BLOOD T-shirts, with nothing else to cover their bare shaggy hindquarters. I wasn't normally shy, but the way they stared at me made me uncomfortable. I felt like they were expecting me to do a flip or something.
Poor girl," Hestia said with a hint of sympathy. "It's quite a lot to take in all at once."
I looked back at the farmhouse. It was a lot bigger than I'd realized—four stories tall, sky blue with white trim, like an upscale seaside resort. I was checking out the brass eagle weather vane on top when something caught my eye, a shadow in the uppermost window of the attic gable. Something had moved the curtain, just for a second, and I got the distinct impression I was being watched.
"I've got a bad feeling about that attic," Dionysus murmured. "There's definitely something not right about it."
"What's up there?" I asked Chiron.
He looked where I was pointing, and his smile faded. "Just the attic."
"Somebody lives there?"
"No," he said with finality. "Not a single living thing."
"He is actually telling the truth," Apollo remarked.
"But it is obvious there is someone in the attic," said Ares.
I got the feeling he was being truthful. But I was also sure something had moved that curtain.
"Come along, Percy," Chiron said, his lighthearted tone now a little forced. "Lots to see."
Buddha narrowed his eyes, " I am getting fed up with his act around her. He is still being evasive since the beginning."
Hera nodded, her expression stern. "It's clear he's hiding something. We must keep a close watch on his actions."
The other deities murmured in agreement, their focus sharpening on Chiron and the mysterious attic.
We walked through the strawberry fields, where campers were picking bushels of berries while a satyr played a tune on a reed pipe.
Chiron told me the camp grew a nice crop for export to New York restaurants and Mount Olympus. "It pays our expenses," he explained. "And the strawberries take almost no effort."
He said Mr. D had this effect on fruit-bearing plants: they just went crazy when he was around. It worked best with wine grapes, but Mr. D was restricted from growing those, so they grew strawberries instead.
Dionysus sighed, now more accepting of the fact that Mr. D is his counterpart in the universe shown before him. There was a mix of amusement and exasperation in his eyes. "Of course, everything goes wild with my counterpart around. He's a force of nature, whether he likes it or not," he said, referring to himself as well.
I watched the satyr playing his pipe. His music was causing lines of bugs to leave the strawberry patch in every direction, like refugees fleeing a fire. I wondered if Grover could work that kind of magic with music. I wondered if he was still inside the farmhouse, getting chewed out by Mr. D.
Loki scowled, "She is thinking about the satyr way too much," he said, his tone indicating a hint of irritation and....envy? "She should focus on other things."
Odin and Thor gave him strange glances.
"Grover won't get in too much trouble, will he?" I asked Chiron. "I mean ... he was a good protector. Really."
Poseidon scowled. He looked displeased at her defending the satyr.
"Uh huh. You tell yourself that," commented Isis the Egyptian goddess of funerary rites towards the girl on the screen. "The satyr did nothing."
Chiron sighed. He shed his tweed jacket and draped it over his horses back like a saddle. "Grover has big dreams, Percy. Perhaps bigger than are reasonable. To reach his goal, he must first demonstrate great courage by succeeding as a keeper, finding a new camper and bringing him safely to Half-Blood Hill."
"But he did that!"
"What is a keeper? Was that explained previously?" Hercules finally spoke up after keeping himself silent for a while.
Hades raised an eyebrow. "It was mentioned very briefly before, but the details were not made clear. My guess is that a keeper are satyrs that are responsible for guiding and protecting demigods and plays a crucial role in ensuring the safety and integration of newcomers towards the camp."
"Sounds like they are better than the satyrs we have," commented Demeter.
"I might agree with you," Chiron said. "But it is not my place to judge. Dionysus and the Council of Cloven Elders must decide. I'm afraid they might not see this assignment as a success. After all, Grover lost you in New York. Then there's the unfortunate ... ah ... fate of your mother. And the fact that Grover was unconscious when you dragged him over the property line. The council might question whether this shows any courage on Grover's part."
"Obviously a big f*cking NO," sneered Shiva. "What courage is there to question?" His wives and son Ganesha nodded in agreement.
I wanted to protest. None of what happened was Grover's fault. I also felt really, really guilty. If I hadn't given Grover the slip at the bus station, he might not have gotten in trouble.
"She shouldn't feel guilty for him at all," Susano'o interjected. "Sometimes, the circumstances are beyond anyone's control. The Satyr didn't try to protect her at all. Grover's actions are not a reflection of Percy's choices or reflections."
"Indeed," Odin agreed. " It's clear that Grover's missteps were not within her control. The girl shouldn't blame herself for the situation's outcome."
"He'll get a second chance, won't he?"
Chiron winced. "I'm afraid that was Grover's second chance, Percy. The council was not anxious to give him another, either, after what happened the first time, five years ago. Olympus knows, I advised him to wait longer before trying again. He's still so small for his age... ."
"How old is he?"
"Oh, twenty-eight."
"What! And he's in sixth grade?"
"Satyrs mature half as fast as humans, Percy. Grover has been the equivalent of a middle school student for the past six years."
"Not much different from the maturity of my sons," mumbled Hermes.
"That's horrible."
"Quite," Chiron agreed. "At any rate, Grover is a late bloomer, even by satyr standards, and not yet very accomplished at woodland magic. Alas, he was anxious to pursue his dream. Perhaps now he will find some other career... ."
"I have a suggestion for Grover's career," began Loki mockingly, "he should be a professional disappointment. He seems to have a knack for it."
His fellow gods snickered.
"That's not fair," I said. "What happened the first time? Was it really so bad?"
Chiron looked away quickly. "Let's move along, shall we?"
Apollo scowled in irritation. "He is dodging her question."
"Whatever happened 5 years ago must be serious if the centaur is avoiding it," said Beelzebub. He has been keeping himself silent, writing down on a notebook. "But the girl deserves to know."
But I wasn't quite ready to let the subject drop. Something had occurred to me when Chiron talked about my mother's fate, as if he were intentionally avoiding the word death. The beginnings of an idea—a tiny, hopeful fire—started forming in my mind.
"I believe her mother is not dead," said Hades. "I know for sure that humans do not die just by vanishing into light. Her disappearance is the interference of the divine."
"Please let her mother still be alive," prayed Hestia and Leto.
Poseidon scowled at the idea of that woman not being dead.
"Chiron," I said. "If the gods and Olympus and all that are real ..."
"Yes, child?"
"Does that mean the Underworld is real, too?"
Hades perked up in interest at the mention of the Underworld.
Chiron's expression darkened.
"Yes, child." He paused, as if choosing his words carefully. "There is a place where spirits go after death. But for now ... until we know more ... I would urge you to put that out of your mind."
"What do you mean, 'until we know more'?"
Hades and the other god sighs in disappointment at not getting to know more.
At this point, it's getting really annoying how much the girl's questions are left unanswered.
"Come, Percy. Let's see the woods.". . ..
As we got closer, I realized how huge the forest was. It took up at least a quarter of the valley, with trees so tall and thick, you could imagine nobody had been in there since the Native Americans.
"How wonderful," said Atira, the Native American Pawnee earth goddess.
Chiron said, "The woods are stocked, if you care to try your luck, but go armed."
"Stocked with what?" I asked. "Armed with what?"
"A summer camp has an armory?" Asked Thor with a raised brow.
"You'll see. Capture the flag is Friday night. Do you have your own sword and shield?"
"My own—?"
"No," Chiron said. "I don't suppose you do. I think a size five will do. I'll visit the armory later."
I wanted to ask what kind of summer camp had an armory, but there was too much else to think about, so the tour continued. We saw the archery range, the canoeing lake, the stables (which Chiron didn't seem to like very much), the javelin range, the sing-along amphitheater, and the arena where Chiron said they held sword and spear fights.
"This camp is like a battle arena and training ground all in one," Ares remarked with a hint of approval.
"Indeed," Athena agreed. "A well-rounded training regimen is crucial for preparing demigods. I can see the value in these activities."
Hestia's expression softened. "It seems like the camp is well-equipped to handle its duties, even if it's unconventional."
Demeter raised an eyebrow. "I suppose it's fitting for demigods to be prepared for all kinds of challenges."
Zeus looked excited. "Oooh. I hope to see some bloodshed in the camp!"
"Sword and spear fights?" I asked.
"Cabin challenges and all that," he explained. "Not lethal. Usually. Oh, yes, and there's the mess hall."
"Non lethal?! Awwww," Zeus groaned.
Hera harshly smacked the back of his head.
"Ow!"
Chiron pointed to an outdoor pavilion framed in white Grecian columns on a hill overlooking the sea. There were a dozen stone picnic tables. No roof. No walls.
"What do you do when it rains?" I asked.
Chiron looked at me as if I'd gone a little weird. "We still have to eat, don't we?" I decided to drop the subject.
"The centaur needs to die!" Poseidon growled.
The perceptive gods like Hades, Odin, Susano'o and Beelzebub realized that he was angry on the girl's behalf. Though, the sea tyrant didn't realize it himself.
Finally, he showed me the cabins. There were twelve of them, nestled in the woods by the lake. They were arranged in a U, with two at the base and five in a row on either side. And they were without doubt the most bizarre collection of buildings I'd ever seen.
Except for the fact that each had a large brass number above the door (odds on the left side, evens on the right), they looked absolutely nothing alike. Number nine had smokestacks, like a tiny factory. Number four had tomato vines on the walls and a roof made out of real grass. Seven seemed to be made of solid gold, which gleamed so much in the sunlight it was almost impossible to look at. They all faced a commons area about the size of a soccer field, dotted with Greek statues, fountains, flower beds, and a couple of basketball hoops (which were more my speed).
Specific gods suddenly felt drawn to specific cabins.
Hephaestus to Cabin 9, Demeter to Cabin 4, and Apollo to Cabin 7.
In the center of the field was a huge stone-lined firepit. Even though it was a warm afternoon, the hearth smoldered. A girl about nine years old was tending the flames, poking the coals with a stick.
For some reason, Hestia became drawn to the girl tending the hearth.
The girl is tending the hearth like how I would, she thought.
The pair of cabins at the head of the field, numbers one and two, looked like his-and-hers mausoleums, big white marble boxes with heavy columns in front. Cabin one was the biggest and bulkiest of the twelve. Its polished bronze doors shimmered like a hologram, so that from different angles lightning bolts seemed to streak across them. Cabin two was more graceful somehow, with slimmer columns garlanded with pomegranates and flowers. The walls were carved with images of peacocks.
"Zeus and Hera?" I guessed.
"So the cabins are based on the aesthetic of the Olympians," Odin stated.
Zeus puffed out his chest, clearly pleased. "Naturally, my cabin would be the most impressive." He said, even though it's his alternate's cabin.
Hera, on the other hand, eyed her counterpart's cabin with a critical expression. "At least they got the peacocks right," she muttered, her voice tinged with mild dissatisfaction.
Athena observed quietly, nodding in approval at the craftsmanship. "They're fitting representations of their respective deities."
Aphrodite, who had remained silent up until now, scoffed lightly. "How predictable," she murmured, her eyes flickering between the two cabins. "Grandeur and elegance... always vying for attention."
"Correct," Chiron said.
"Their cabins look empty."
"Empty?!" The deities, especially Zeus and Hera, exclaimed in surprise.
"Several of the cabins are. That's true. No one ever stays in one or two."
"Why?" Questioned Zeus with a raised eyebrow.
Okay. So each cabin had a different god, like a mascot. Twelve cabins for the twelve Olympians. But why would some be empty?
"Did she just compare us Olympians to a mascot?" Said Artemis in disbelief.
Apollo chuckled, amused his sister's reaction."It's our counterparts she is making the comparison to sister," he reminded her. "But I suppose us gods have our own brand of appeal if we were to be one."
Hera huffed, clearly not amused. "We are far more than mere symbols," she said, her tone sharp.
I stopped in front of the first cabin on the left, cabin three.
It wasn't high and mighty like cabin one, but long and low and solid. The outer walls were of rough gray stone studded with pieces of seashell and coral, as if the slabs had been hewn straight from the bottom of the ocean floor.
Poseidon narrowed his eyes at the sight of the cabin. It is obvious it belongs to his counterpart.
He won't admit it, but they have similar tastes in decor.
I peeked inside the open doorway and Chiron said, "Oh, I wouldn't do that!"
Before he could pull me back, I caught the salty scent of the interior, like the wind on the shore at Montauk. The interior walls glowed like abalone. There were six empty bunk beds with silk sheets turned down. But there was no sign anyone had ever slept there. The place felt so sad and lonely, I was glad when Chiron put his hand on my shoulder and said, "Come along, Percy."
Most of the other cabins were crowded with campers.
Number five was bright red—a real nasty paint job, as if the color had been splashed on with buckets and fists. The roof was lined with barbed wire. A stuffed wild boar's head hung over the doorway, and its eyes seemed to follow me. Inside I could see a bunch of mean-looking kids, both girls and boys, arm wrestling and arguing with each other while rock music blared. The loudest was a girl maybe thirteen or fourteen. She wore a size XXXL CAMP HALF-BLOOD T-shirt under a camouflage jacket. She zeroed in on me and gave me an evil sneer. She reminded me of Nancy Bobofit, though the camper girl was much bigger and tougher looking, and her hair was long and stringy, and brown instead of red.
Ares paled, suddenly having a bad feeling about this scene.
As usual, Aphrodite looked disgusted.
I kept walking, trying to stay clear of Chiron's hooves. "We haven't seen any other centaurs," I observed.
"No," said Chiron sadly. "My kinsmen are a wild and barbaric folk, I'm afraid. You might encounter them in the wilderness, or at major sporting events. But you won't see any here."
"You said your name was Chiron. Are you really ..."
He smiled down at me. "The Chiron from the stories? Trainer of Hercules and all that? Yes, Percy, I am."
"That's interesting. Unlike his counterpart, my son was self-taught," Zeus said proudly.
Hercules beamed.
"But, shouldn't you be dead?"
Chiron paused, as if the question intrigued him. "I honestly don't know about should be. The truth is, I can't be dead. You see, eons ago the gods granted my wish. I could continue the work I loved. I could be a teacher of heroes as long as humanity needed me. I gained much from that wish ... and I gave up much. But I'm still here, so I can only assume I'm still needed."
The gods were taken aback by Chiron's profound revelation.
Zeus's brows furrowed with a mixture of respect and curiosity. "So his existence is bound by a divine wish. That's quite a unique fate."
Hestia's eyes softened with empathy. "It must be both a privilege and a burden to be bound by such a promise."
Athena looked thoughtfully at Chiron. "His dedication to his role is admirable. It seems the gift he received carry both great responsibility and great sacrifice."
Hades raised an eyebrow, intrigued by the notion of a wish that granted such a lasting purpose. "A continuous role as a teacher... That is indeed a significant commitment."
I thought about being a teacher for three thousand years. It wouldn't have made my Top Ten Things to Wish For list.
"Hah!" Loki burst out.
"Doesn't it ever get boring?"
"No, no," he said. "Horribly depressing, at times, but never boring."
"Why depressing?"
Chiron seemed to turn hard of hearing again.
"Maybe he has too much ear wax in his ears," Anubis remarked.
"Anubis, stop saying stupid things,"Ra-Horakhty said.
"Oh, look," he said. "Anthony is waiting for us."
The blond boy I'd met at the Big House was reading a book in front of the last cabin on the left, number eleven.
"Ugh, him again," scoffed a random god.
The Greek god of the seas glared at the sight of the blonde boy.
When we reached him, he looked me over critically, like he was still thinking about how much I drooled.
Never before had Poseidon wanted so badly to slash someone into pieces.
I tried to see what he was reading, but I couldn't make out the title. I thought my dyslexia was acting up. Then I realized the title wasn't even English. The letters looked Greek to me. I mean, literally Greek. There were pictures of temples and statues and different kinds of columns, like those in an architecture book.
"Anthony," Chiron said, "I have masters' archery class at noon. Would you take Percy from here?"
"Yes, sir."
"Cabin eleven," Chiron told me, gesturing toward the doorway. "Make yourself at home."
Out of all the cabins, eleven looked the most like a regular old summer camp cabin, with the emphasis on old. The threshold was worn down, the brown paint peeling. Over the doorway was one of those doctor's symbols, a winged pole with two snakes wrapped around it. What did they call it... ? A caduceus.
Inside, it was packed with people, both boys and girls, way more than the number of bunk beds. Sleeping bags were spread all over on the floor. It looked like a gym where the Red Cross had set up an evacuation center.
Hermes looked visibly uncomfortable at the sight of the cabin, but didn't know why.
"It must be the condition of the cabin," he mumbled to himself, since he is a known clean freak.
Chiron didn't go in. The door was too low for him. But when the campers saw him they all stood and bowed respectfully.
"Well, then," Chiron said. "Good luck, Percy. I'll see you at dinner."
He galloped away toward the archery range.
The gods looked shocked at the state of the cabin.
"Wait, is the centaur really leaving the girl to stay in that overcrowded cabin?!" Shiva said in disbelief.
Hades frowned. "The cabin is a mess. It looks like they haven't had a proper cleaning in years."
Demeter turned her nose up at the sight. "It's practically falling apart. This isn't what I expected for a place meant to house demigods."
I stood in the doorway, looking at the kids. They weren't bowing anymore. They were staring at me, sizing me up. I knew this routine. I'd gone through it at enough schools.
"I can foresee she is going to get into trouble soon," said Buddha.
"Well?" Anthony prompted. "Go on."
"How dare he push her," Poseidon said with a scowl, annoyed by the boy's tone.
So naturally I tripped coming in the door and made a total fool of myself. There were some snickers from the campers, but none of them said anything.
It bothered Poseidon the audacity of these imbeciles to dare laugh at her. He feels like ripping the heads of all those fools.
Anthony announced, "Perc illa Jackson, meet cabin eleven.
"Regular or undetermined?" somebody asked.
I didn't know what to say, but Anthony said, "Undetermined."
Everybody groaned.
"What does regular or undetermined mean?" Asked Odin.
"I am not sure, but it could be related to the classification of the demigods," Susano'o responded.
A guy who was a little older than the rest came forward. "Now, now, campers. That's what we're here for. Welcome, Percy. You can have that spot on the floor, right over there."
The guy was about nineteen, and he looked pretty cool. He was tall and muscular, with short-cropped sandy hair and a friendly smile. He wore an orange tank top, cutoffs, sandals, and a leather necklace with five different-colored clay beads. The only thing unsettling about his appearance was a thick white scar that ran from just beneath his right eye to his jaw, like an old knife slash.
"Oh another blonde," Zeus casually remarked.
His brother glared at him.
Hera pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration.
"What? I am just saying there are too many blondes in the camp," Zeus said with a laugh.
Poseidon did not believe him one bit.
Hades and Hermes felt uneasy at the sight of the boy, and it is not because of his scar. Something about him didn't sit right.
"This is Luke," Anthony said. "He's your counselor for now."
"For now?" I asked.
"You're undetermined," Luke explained patiently. "They don't know what cabin to put you in, so you're here. Cabin eleven takes all newcomers, all visitors. Naturally, we would. Hermes, our patron, is the god of travelers."
"Hey...since Percilla would be Poseidon's daughter in that universe," Zeus began to say until Poseidon cut him off.
"Damn you Zeus! I already said she is not mine!"
Zeus ignored him. "Then that boy would be..."
"He is my son!" Hermes exclaimed in shock.
"And some of those kids in that cabin as well," added Ares.
Hermes looks like he is about to faint, just like Dionysus before.
"Ooh I can't wait to see my children!" Aphrodite squealed excitedly.
The other Olympians wondered if they will see their children from that universe as well.
I looked at the tiny section of floor they'd given me. I had nothing to put there to mark it as my own, no luggage, no clothes, no sleeping bag. Just the Minotaur's horn. I thought about setting that down, but then I remembered that Hermes was also the god of thieves.
Hermes kept rubbing his face, still reeling from the revelation.
"How could they not give her anything to make her more comfortable?!" Parvati, one of Shiva's wives shouted angrily. "She shouldn't have to sleep on that small space!"
I looked around at the campers' faces, some sullen and suspicious, some grinning stupidly, some eyeing me as if they were waiting for a chance to pick my pockets.
"They are definitely Herme's kids," said Apollo.
"How long will I be here?" I asked.
"Good question," Luke said. "Until you're determined."
"How long will that take?"
The campers all laughed.
"Why is that funny?" Asked Hestia with a frown.
"Come on," Anthony told me. "I'll show you the volleyball court."
"I've already seen it."
"Come on." He grabbed my wrist and dragged me outside.
Poseidon wants to cut off that hand.
I could hear the kids of cabin eleven laughing behind me.
When we were a few feet away, Anthony said, "Jackson, you have to do better than that."
"What?"
He rolled his eyes and mumbled under his breath, "I can't believe I thought you were the one."
"What's his problem?" Asked the Chinese god Sun Wukong, aka The Monkey King.
"What's your problem?" I was getting angry now. "All I know is, I kill some bull guy—"
"Don't talk like that!" Anthony told me. "You know how many kids at this camp wish they'd had your chance?"
"To get killed?"
"To fight the Minotaur! What do you think we train for?"
Hercules gasped. "The demigods in that universe are trained to kill monsters?! But they are just kids!"
Zeus scowled. "There must be something wrong with our alternates to allow children to fight."
Hades's face darkened. "It's one thing to train for battle, but to have children risk their lives—"
Poseidon's eyes were cold and furious. "How foolish of our counterparts!"Although he doesn't care about the other demigods, it's the idea that Percilla will be risking herself that enraged him. The thought of her facing such danger, unprepared and without proper support, made him feel both anger and frustration.
Brunhilde clenched her fists in anger.
Göll look at her sister worriedly. "Sister...are you alright?"
But Brunhilde was not listening.
How could the damn gods in that universe allow children to fight monsters?! I would have thought by having children, they'd have a deep sense of morality. They are no better than the gods here! She thought.
I shook my head. "Look, if the thing I fought really was the Minotaur, the same one in the stories ..."
"Yes."
"Then there's only one."
"Yes."
"And he died, like, a gajillion years ago, right? Theseus killed him in the labyrinth. So ..."
"Monsters don't die, Percy. They can be killed. But they don't die."
"HUH?!" Every deity exclaimed.
"You gotta be shitting me! The monsters don't die over there ?" Shiva yelped.
"So what? They regenerate or something!" Loki yelled.
"Oh, thanks. That clears it up."
"They don't have souls, like you and me. You can dispel them for a while, maybe even for a whole lifetime if you're lucky. But they are primal forces. Chiron calls them archetypes. Eventually, they re-form."
Odin stroked his beard thoughtfully, his one eye gleaming with ancient wisdom. "Archetypes, yes" he murmured, "enduring beyond time and space and the essence of what we represent cannot be destroyed, only reshaped."
I thought about Mrs. Dodds. "You mean if I killed one, accidentally, with a sword—"
"The Fur ... I mean, your math teacher. That's right. She's still out there. You just made her very, very mad."
"How did you know about Mrs. Dodds?"
"You talk in your sleep."
"You almost called her something. A Fury? They're Hades' torturers, right?"
Everyone glances at the God of the Underworld.
"My Furies punish those who commit crimes. However, I am unsure why the one in that universe was after the girl, since she had no knowledge of the divine before encountering her," said Hades.
Anthony glanced nervously at the ground, as if he expected it to open up and swallow him. "You shouldn't call them by name, even here. We call them the Kindly Ones, if we have to speak of them at all."
"Kindly my a*s," snorted Buddha.
"Look, is there anything we can say without it thundering?" I sounded whiny, even to myself, but right then I didn't care. "Why do I have to stay in cabin eleven, anyway? Why is everybody so crowded together? There are plenty of empty bunks right over there."
I pointed to the first few cabins, and Anthony turned pale. "You don't just choose a cabin, Percy. It depends on who your parents are. Or ... your parent."
"It's obvious the girl needs to stay at my counterpart's cabin," stated Poseidon.
He stared at me, waiting for me to get it.
"My mom is Sally Jackson," I said. "She works at the candy store in Grand Central Station. At least, she used to."
"I'm sorry about your mom, Percy. But that's not what I mean. I'm talking about your other parent. Your dad."
"He's dead. I never knew him."
Anthony sighed. Clearly, he'd had this conversation before with other kids. "Your father's not dead, Percy."
"And he was not around to protect her," said Poseidon angrily, making his fellow gods blink in surprise.
Or well, they shouldn't be surprised anymore since clearly the God of Gods felt something for the girl.
"How can you say that? You know him?"
"No, of course not."
"Then how can you say—"
"Because I know you. You wouldn't be here if you weren't one of us."
"You don't know anything about me."
"No?" He raised an eyebrow. "I bet you moved around from school to school. I bet you were kicked out of a lot of them."
"How—"
"Diagnosed with dyslexia. Probably ADHD, too."
"Hmm, so there is a pattern among the demigods," said Zeus in wonder. "Interesting."
"But why do the demigods have dyslexia and ADHD specifically," Questioned Hades.
I tried to swallow my embarrassment. "What does that have to do with anything?"
"Taken together, it's almost a sure sign. The letters float off the page when you read, right? That's because your mind is hardwired for ancient Greek. And the ADHD—you're impulsive, can't sit still in the classroom. That's your battlefield reflexes. In a real fight, they'd keep you alive. As for the attention problems, that's because you see too much, Percy, not too little. Your senses are better than a regular mortal's. Of course the teachers want you medicated. Most of them are monsters. They don't want you seeing them for what they are."
"That explains it," said Hephaestus.
"You sound like ... you went through the same thing?"
"Most of the kids here did. If you weren't like us, you couldn't have survived the Minotaur, much less the ambrosia and nectar."
"Ambrosia and nectar."
"The food and drink we were giving you to make you better. That stuff would've killed a normal kid. It would've turned your blood to fire and your bones to sand and you'd be dead. Face it. You're a half-blood."
"Oh, it was nectar that she drank?!" Heset exclaimed in surprise.
Hades nodded to himself. He was right to think it was nectar given to her.
A half-blood.
I was reeling with so many questions I didn't know where to start.
Then a husky voice yelled, "Well! A newbie!"
I looked over. The big girl from the ugly red cabin was sauntering toward us. She had three other girls behind her, all big and ugly and mean looking like her, all wearing camo jackets.
Aphrodite cringed.
The bad feeling returned to Ares.
"Clarisse," Anthony sighed. "Why don't you go polish your spear or something?"
"Sure, Mister Prince," the big girl said. "So I can run you through with it Friday night."
''Erre es korakas!" Anthony said, which I somehow understood was Greek for 'Go to the crows!' though I had a feeling it was a worse curse than it sounded.
"Go to hell!" Apollo translated.
"You don't stand a chance."
"We'll pulverize you," Clarisse said, but her eye twitched. Perhaps she wasn't sure she could follow through on the threat. She turned toward me. "Who's this little runt?"
"Percilla Jackson," Anthony said, "meet Clarisse, Daughter of Ares."
The Greek war god started to sweat nervously again as everyone turn their heads toward him.
"So she is your daughter," stated his lover Aphrodite, who raised a brow at him.
"Uh...Dite, she is my counterpart's daughter remember! Well she is kind of my daughter as well but still....!" Ares stammered.
The love goddess turned away. "Well, she needs a decent makeover."
I blinked. "Like ... the war god?"
Clarisse sneered. "You got a problem with that?"
Every deity in the room frowned. So far, they did not like this half-ling one bit.
Ares glanced fearfully at Poseidon, who is focused on watching the screen.
"No," I said, recovering my wits. "It explains the bad smell."
Most of the gods bursted into laughter.
Clarisse growled. "We got an initiation ceremony for newbies, Prissy."
"Percy."
"Whatever. Come on, I'll show you."
"Clarisse—" Anthony tried to say.
"Stay out of it, wise boy."
"Percy is going to get into trouble!" Squawked Muninn.
"I saw it coming," said Buddha, taking a bite of a potato chip.
Ares painfully bit his lips as he watched the screen.
Anthony looked pained, but he did stay out of it, and I didn't really want his help. I was the new kid. I had to earn my own rep.
"That's right! The girl should stand her ground!" Zeus shouted, then a sound of a smack was heard, followed by a yelp.
Thor and Beelzebub nodded in approval.
Hades and Hestia looked worried.
Poseidon turned the dust from his crushed armrests into nanoparticles.
I handed Anthony my minotaur horn and got ready to fight, but before I knew it, Clarisse had me by the neck and was dragging me toward a cinder-block building that I knew immediately was the bathroom.
I was kicking and punching. I'd been in plenty of fights before, but this big girl Clarisse had hands like iron. She dragged me into the girls' bathroom. There was a line of toilets on one side and a line of shower stalls down the other. It smelled just like any public bathroom, and I was thinking—as much as I could think with Clarisse ripping my hair out—that if this place belonged to the gods, they should've been able to afford classier johns.
"Are the gods in that universe that cheap, Papa?" Asked Ganesha, the elephant-headed son of Shiva and Hindu god of luck.
"Seems to be so, my son," responded Shiva, wrapping his two left arms around him.
Clarisse's friends were all laughing, and I was trying to find the strength I'd used to fight the Minotaur, but it just wasn't there.
"Like she's 'Big Three' material," Clarisse said as she pushed me toward one of the toilets. "Yeah, right. Minotaur probably fell over laughing, she was so stupid looking."
"Big Three?" Questioned Hades curiously.
Her friends snickered.
Anthony stood in the corner, watching through his fingers.
"Wimp," sneered Loki.
Clarisse bent me over on my knees and started pushing my head toward the toilet bowl. It reeked like rusted pipes and, well, like what goes into toilets.
Ares began to shake.
"Ewww!" The gods gagged.
I strained to keep my head up. I was looking at the scummy water, thinking, I will not go into that. I won't.
"Yes, please! Summon your powers!" Cheered Zeus.
All the gods held their breath and waited in anticipation.
Poseidon watched the scene with rapt attention.
Then something happened. I felt a tug in the pit of my stomach. I heard the plumbing rumble, the pipes shudder. Clarisse's grip on my hair loosened. Water shot out of the toilet, making an arc straight over my head, and the next thing I knew, I was sprawled on the bathroom tiles with Clarisse screaming behind me.
Many gasps can be heard in the room.
I turned just as water blasted out of the toilet again, hitting Clarisse straight in the face so hard it pushed her down onto her butt. The water stayed on her like the spray from a fire hose, pushing her backward into a shower stall.
She struggled, gasping, and her friends started coming toward her. But then the other toilets exploded, too, and six more streams of toilet water blasted them back. The showers acted up, too, and together all the fixtures sprayed the camouflage girls right out of the bathroom, spinning them around like pieces of garbage being washed away.
"The water she summoned is more powerful than how she did it previously!" Exclaimed Hera.
"She is truly the daughter of Poseidon!" Zeus yelled.
The most surprising thing is this time, Poseidon didn't argue with Zeus.
As soon as they were out the door, I felt the tug in my gut lessen, and the water shut off as quickly as it had started.
The entire bathroom was flooded. Anthony hadn't been spared. He was dripping wet, but he hadn't been pushed out the door. He was standing in exactly the same place, staring at me in shock.
I looked down and realized I was sitting in the only dry spot in the whole room. There was a circle of dry floor around me. I didn't have one drop of water on my clothes. Nothing.
"Good," Zeus said, visibly pleased. "Looks like she's getting the hang of it."
Hades and Hestia exchanged relieved glances, while Poseidon's eyes seems to shone with....pride?
"She's got the potential." Said Hera, a hint of satisfaction in her voice.
I stood up, my legs shaky.
Anthony said, "How did you ..."
"I don't know."
We walked to the door. Outside, Clarisse and her friends were sprawled in the mud, and a bunch of other campers had gathered around to gawk. Clarisse's hair was flattened across her face. Her camouflage jacket was sopping and she smelled like sewage. She gave me a look of absolute hatred. "You are dead, new girl. You are totally dead."
"I'd like to see her try," yelled Loki, still cheering for the Ares girl's failed scheme.
I probably should have let it go, but I said, "You want to gargle with toilet water again, Clarisse? Close your mouth."
Buddha smirked. "Nice comeback."
Her friends had to hold her back. They dragged her toward cabin five, while the other campers made way to avoid her flailing feet.
Anthony stared at me. I couldn't tell whether he was just grossed out or angry at me for dousing him.
The boy's stare irked Poseidon.
"What?" I demanded. "What are you thinking?"
"I'm thinking," he said, "that I want you on my team for capture the flag."
The screen stopped playing.
"Ooh I can't wait for the next scene!" Shouted Zeus excitedly, jumping up and down like a kid.
"Not yet Zeus," said a familiar ancient voice.
"LORD CHAOS!" Everyone exclaimed in unison.
The primordial black void of nothingness suddenly appears in the room.
"Why have you returned my lord?" Asked Zeus respectfully, his earlier excitement replaced with reverence.
"I have decided to show you all glimpses of the demigods's powers."
Chapter 15: List of Characters for Next Chapter (Don't read if you think it's a spoiler)
Chapter Text
These are the demigods and characters I picked for Chaos to show in the next chapter. I spent a lot of time thinking of this. It is impossible for me to write about all of them. So I divided the list by "Detailed" and "mentioned".
All of these characters are either demigods or humans/mortals.
If you guys think I should make changes in the character list, leave a comment.
Detailed:
1. Poseidon/Neptune- Korra, Utakata, Kisame, Tobirama Senju (I decided not to show Percy because the regular reactions already does that)
2. Zeus/Jupiter and Thor (similar powers)- Thalia, Jason Grace, Gunilla, Lars Alhstrom, Static Shock, Sasuke, Cole McGrath, Killua Zoldyk
3. Hades/Pluto -Nico & Bianca di Angelo, Hazel Levesque, Raziel (Legacy of Kain), Spawn, Riku, Sung Jin Woo
4. Apollo/Phoebus - Will Solace, Stephen Strange, Silver Surfer, Quicksilver
5. Loki - Samirah Al-Abbas, Alex Fierro, The Joker, Light Yagami
6. Hermes/Mercury- Luke Castellan, Travis & Connor Stoll, Carmen Sandiego
7. Athena/Minerva- Anthony Chase, Lelouch, Edward & Alphonse Elric, Kiyotaka Ayanokoji
Mentioned:
Greeks/Romans
1. Hera/Juno - Cersei Lannister, Regina Mills, Queen Ramonda
2. Hestia/Vesta - Morrigan (dragon age), Katara, Molly Weasley
3. Demeter/Ceres- Katie Gardener, Poison Ivy, Flora
4. Aphrodite/Venus - Piper McLean, Tengen Usui, Loid Forger
5. Artemis/Diana - Katniss Everdeen, Buffy Summers, Mulan
6. Hephaestus/ Vulcan - Charles Beckendorf, Leo Valdez, Tony Stark, Winry Rockbell
7. Ares/Mars- Clarisse La Rue, Frank Zhang, Levi & Mikasa Ackerman, Captain America
Norse
8. Frey -Magnus Chase
9. Tyr - Thomas Jefferson Jr.
10. Freya - Blitzen
11. Frigg- Mallory Keen
Hindu
12. Indra - Aru Shah
13. Dharma Raja - Yamini-Kapoor-Mercado-Lopez
14.Vayu - Brynne Rao
15. Nasatya - Nikita
16. Dasra - Sheela
Mayan
17. Hurakan - Zane Obispo
18. Pacific - Ren Santiago
19. Nakon - Marco
20. Ixchel - Serena
21. Ixtab - Alana, Adrik
22. Ah-Muzen-Cab - Kenji
23. Akan - Diamante
24. Yohualli - Ezra
Mesopotamian
25. Ninsun - Gilgamesh
Egyptian
Note: Egyptian deities cannot have demigod children. Instead they have human hosts to stay in the mortal world.
26. Anubis - Walt Stone
27. Horus - Carter Kane
28. Isis - Sadie Kane
29. Nephthys - Zia Rashid
30. Osiris - Julius Kane
31. Set - Amos Kane
Chapter 16: Chaos Creates Chaos
Summary:
Note: I decided not to include Percy because the regular reactions show her powers already. I hope I wrote this chapter well.
Chapter Text
Every deity immediately quieted, their eyes wide in surprise at Chao's words.
Glimpses of the demigods's power? That would mean I can see the abilities of my children, thought Hades.
This a waste of my time, Poseidon thought in annoyance.
Zeus continued, his tone careful and curious, "My Lord, what made you decide to reveal the abilities of the demigods from the other universe to us?"
Chaos, an entity so ancient that even the oldest gods were like mere children before him, hovered in the center of the room. His presence was overwhelming, a swirling mass of darkness with hints of distant galaxies and stars twinkling within his form.
"To have you all witness their strengths and potential," Chaos intoned, his voice echoing like a thousand whispers from the beginning of time. "Their powers are growing. They are destined to shape the future of their world and beyond. But before they do, you must understand the magnitude of their abilities."
The deities listened with rapt attention.
"But not only the demigods of that universe I will show. I will also allow you all to witness the abilities of other mortals across universes as well."
Gasps echoed across the room.
"Other mortals?!" Exclaimed Shiva in surprise.
"My Lord, by 'other mortals', do you mean...humans?" Hera asked tentatively.
"Indeed, Goddess of Marriage," Chaos responded, his tone laced with amusement. "You will see even those who are not born of divine blood can possess powers and potential that rival, and sometimes surpass, the gods themselves."
The room fell silent, the gravity of Chaos's words sinking in. The idea that mortals without an trace of divinity could hold such power was unsettling to the gods. They were about to witness a truth that had been hidden from them for eons—a truth that could alter their understanding of the cosmos and their place within it.
With a subtle gesture, Chaos waved his powers, and the screen flickered to life once more.
"I will first show you mortals with similar abilities to Poseidon and Percilla." Said Chaos.
Hearing his name, the sea god snap his head to attention.
Mortals with abilities like my own, impossible! They are nothing like my daughter and I!
He scowled at his thoughts, then internally berated himself. The girl will never be any relation to him.
Poseidon and the rest of the deities turn their attention back to the screen.
The first person appeared on the screen, a young woman standing in the center of a vast ocean. Korra, the Avatar, effortlessly manipulated the water around her, creating whips and tendrils of liquid that danced to her will. She executed a series of fluid movements, transitioning seamlessly from waterbending to the other elements—earth, fire, and air—demonstrating the full breadth of her Avatar abilities. But her true mastery lay in the water, where she was most at home. She formed a massive water dome around herself, using it as both a shield and a weapon, showcasing her raw power and incredible skill.
Poseidon watches the scene with no indication of emotion on his face.
Next came Utakata, a shinobi from another world, known for his use of the Bubble Ninjutsu. Standing near a waterfall, Utakata blew a series of bubbles that shimmered with an ethereal light. The bubbles floated gently in the air before suddenly hardening into spheres of destructive power, capable of leveling mountains. His connection to the Six-Tails, Saiken, made his water-based techniques even more formidable, and the screen showed him summoning a tidal wave of corrosive bubbles, erasing a battalion of enemies in a single strike.
The screen then darkened, and a menacing , blue, shark-like figure emerged—Kisame Hoshigaki, the Monster of the Hidden Mist. Wielding his infamous sword, Samehada, Kisame manipulated vast quantities of water with ease. He stood in the midst of a battlefield, transforming the environment into a massive ocean. As he clashed with his opponents, Kisame merged with Samehada, his form becoming more shark-like, and the water around him surged with devastating force. His enemies were overwhelmed by his relentless attacks, proving why he was feared as one of the most dangerous shinobi in his world.
Just as the deities marveled at the display of power, the screen shifted once more, revealing a silver-haired figure in the midst of a raging river.
Tobirama Senju, the Second Hokage, known for his mastery of Water Release, stood calmly in the eye of the storm. With a single hand sign, the water around him bent to his will, forming colossal walls that towered over the battlefield. His Water Dragon Jutsu roared to life, spiraling through the air with terrifying speed and precision, obliterating everything in its path. Tobirama's expression remained stoic, his eyes calculating as he effortlessly controlled the river, transforming the terrain into a deadly weapon. His prowess was unmatched, and even the gods felt a pang of unease as they watched him wield the water with such cold efficiency.
Poseidon's eyes narrowed at the sight of Tobirama, sensing the mortal's deep connection to the element he so fiercely commanded. This human... he is no mere mortal. His control over water rivals even mine, Poseidon grudgingly admitted to himself.
The gods murmured in awe as the screen faded to black.
"What do you all think of these mortals?" Asked Chaos.
The deities exchanged looks of astonishment and contemplation, their usual composure rattled by the display they had just witnessed.
Zeus couldn't hide his curiosity. "Their abilities are remarkable. It seems they have harnessed forces akin to those of our own domain."
Hades, leaning forward, nodded in agreement. "Indeed, the sheer power they wield is impressive."
The Primordial turn to the silent sea god.
"Poseidon, I want to know your opinion on these mortals."
Poseidon narrowed his eyes but relented, knowing he could not defy Chaos. "Their powers are impressive, though their origins are far from divine. It is clear that they possess abilities that could rival those of the gods. I would be remiss not to acknowledge their potential."
The gods dropped their jaws in shock at his answer.
Chaos gave a satisfied hum. "I didn't expect your opinion to be so positive, Poseidon. This suggests you're beginning to understand the significance of mortals. Next, I'll show you mortals who bear a striking resemblance to both Zeus and Thor, as they share similar abilities. The first two are Zeus's demigod children—one by his alternate self and the other by his alternate self's... counterpart."
The gods exchanged confused glances.
"Are you talking about the Roman gods, Lord Chaos?" Ares asked.
"Precisely, God of War," Chaos confirmed.
"Wait... the Roman gods... aren't they just our alternate versions with Roman names?" Apollo asked, uncertainty lacing his voice.
"Yes and no," Chaos replied.
The deities erupted into murmurs, their confusion only growing.
"Lord Chaos, what do you mean?" Zeus demanded, his voice carrying the weight of authority.
"The Roman gods of that universe are separate entities."
"WHAT?!!!" The exclamation rang out, with the Greeks shouting the loudest.
Hades and Poseidon exchanged looks of disbelief.
Ares fainted.
"Please explain, my lord," Hades requested, his tone carefully controlled.
Chaos continued, "When the Greek deities in that universe were adopted by Rome, they gained another aspect. They became both more and less than what they originally were. They exist as separate entities due to their ability to be in multiple places at once, embodying both their Greek origins and their Roman forms simultaneously."
The room fell into stunned silence as the gods tried to process this revelation.
Zeus narrowed his eyes, his mind racing to make sense of Chaos's words. "So, you're saying that in this alternate universe, my Roman counterpart isn't just my alternate with a different name, but a completely different god?"
"Exactly," Chaos replied. "Jupiter, the Roman king of the gods, is not just merely a reflection of you, Zeus. He possesses his own thoughts, motives, and personality, separate from your own. The same goes for the other Roman deities. They are independent beings, despite sharing origins with your Greek counterparts."
Poseidon frowned. "If what you say is true, then there are essentially two of us—two versions of each god—operating within that universe. Doesn't that create conflict?"
Chaos nodded. "It does, and it has. The two pantheons are not always aligned, and their differing interpretations of their roles have led to clashes. However, this duality has also made them more powerful in certain respects. They can draw from both the Greek and Roman aspects of their domains, making them formidable beings."
The room fell into a heavy silence as the gods absorbed this information. A new understanding was dawning upon them, one that challenged everything they knew about their own identities and powers.
"Also, you all must remember that the demigods from that universe are different than the ones here. The demigods in that universe are all offsprings of gods," added Chaos.
Hercules and Chu Chulainn listened attentively. What Lord Chaos said astounded them since they are the demigods of this world. They were humans before ascending into godhood. (Note: In my story, all ror demigods are not offsprings of gods.)
"Show us," Zeus finally said, his voice resolute. "Show us these demigods and mortals."
Chaos inclined his form. "Very well. Prepare yourselves, for what you are about to see will forever change your perception of mortal power."
The screen flashes.
Ares woke up in time to watch the scene.
Thalia Grace appeared next, her presence commanding as lightning crackled around her. The daughter of Zeus wielded her spear with precision, calling down bolts of lightning that split the sky. She fought against a horde of monsters, her speed and agility unmatched as she dodged their attacks. With a powerful shout, she summoned a lightning storm that obliterated her enemies, leaving nothing but scorched earth in its wake.
The screen then transitioned to Jason Grace, Thalia's younger brother, soaring through the air with the wind beneath his wings. As the son of Jupiter, his control over the sky was absolute. He flew at incredible speeds, dodging attacks with ease. He summoned thunderbolts that struck with pinpoint accuracy, decimating his enemies. In one scene, Jason used his power to create a massive storm, the sky darkening as lightning struck down from all directions, annihilating everything in its path.
"Jason Grace is the son of Zeus's Roman counterpart, Jupiter." Stated the primordial.
"What do you think of your children Zeus?" Chaos asked the leader of the gods.
The elderly god looked utterly speechless. Then his face broke into a huge smile.
"They are AWESOME!" He yelled, to the annoyance of his wife.
"Good, good. Glad you like them. How about you, Queen of the Gods? What do you feel about these demigod children?" Chaos asked towards Hera.
Hera pursed her lips. "Their abilities are indeed impressive. It is clear they have inherited great power."
"Excellent. Now the next two will be the children of Thor," the primordial announced.
Thor jolted at the mention at the mention of his name, his expression showing shock. His brethren have the same reaction.
Although Chaos did mention that other pantheons besides the Greeks have demigod children, he didn't expect himself to have any.
"My children?" Said the God of Thunder in surprise.
Frigg, the Norse goddess of marriage and Queen of Asgard, looked at her husband Odin.
"More grandchildren!" She exclaimed excitedly.
Odin just sighs, while Muninn and Huginn looked concerned.
Loki cackled.
The scene on the screen changes.
Gunilla, the daughter of Thor, was shown next. Clad in armor, she wielded her war hammer with devastating strength. Thunder rumbled as she charged into battle, her hammer smashing through enemies with ease. She called upon the power of her father, summoning lightning that danced across her weapon, electrifying anyone who dared to oppose her. With a mighty swing, she unleashed a wave of energy that sent her enemies flying, proving that she was every bit her father's daughter.
Finally, Lars Alhstrom, another child of Thor, was shown manipulating electrical currents with his bare hands. He could absorb and redirect energy with precision, using it to enhance his physical abilities. The screen displayed him in a fierce battle, where he unleashed a torrent of lightning that surged through the battlefield, incapacitating his foes. His control over electricity was so refined that he could even use it to heal himself and others, making him a versatile and formidable warrior.
As the scene disappeared, the room was silent. The gods were visibly impressed by the power they had witnessed.
The Norse god of thunder has a look of wonder in his eyes.
"Impressive," he commented.
"Next, I will show you the mortals without any divine lineage, but have similar abilities to Zeus and Thor," said Chaos.
The scene shifted to an urban setting, where Static aka Virgil Hawkins, surrounded by electrical energy, soared through the sky. He manipulated electricity with skill, using it both for defense and to strike against foes. His control over the electrical forces was evident in the lightning arcs that followed him.
"Virgil wields electricity with precision, making him a potent force in both offense and defense," Lord Chaos explained.
The next scene showcased Sasuke Uchiha in the midst of a fierce battle. His Sharingan eyes glowed with intensity as he manipulated fire and lightning, his movements fluid and precise. His powers and strategic mind made him a formidable adversary.
"Sasuke's mastery of fire and lightning, coupled with his tactical prowess, illustrates the depth of his abilities," said the primordial.
The room remained captivated as Lord Chaos prepared to unveil the next set of visions. The scene changed once more.
The scene revealed Cole McGrath amidst a city in ruins. His hands crackled with raw electric energy as he manipulated bolts of lightning to both protect and attack. The cityscape around him was a testament to his power, with electrical currents arcing through the air, and his ability to harness energy making him a force to be reckoned with.
"Cole McGrath channels electric power with unmatched control, turning devastation into a tool for his will," Chaos narrated.
The scene changed to a dense forest where Killua Zoldyck darted through the trees with remarkable speed. His agility and sharp reflexes allowed him to avoid attacks and strike swiftly. The vision showcased his ability to manipulate his own electricity, creating an aura that increased his lethality in combat.
"Killua's speed and electric abilities make him an exceptionally dangerous and elusive opponent. His prowess in both physical and elemental combat demonstrates that even those with mortal origins can challenge even the might of gods." Chaos concluded.
The room fell into a profound silence as the final image of Killua's electrifying speed and precision lingered on the screen, leaving the gods and deities to contemplate the true breadth of power that exists in the multiverse.
"The next set of mortals will be the children of Hades and the mortals with similar powers as him," Chaos declared.
Hades's eyes seem to sparkle.
A new scene appeared:
Nico di Angelo was shown standing in a dark cavern, shadows swirling around him. As the son of Hades, his connection to the dead was absolute. With a wave of his hand, he summoned an army of skeletal warriors, their eyes glowing with an eerie light. The ground beneath his feet cracked open, revealing the souls of the damned, which Nico commanded with ease. The screen showed him teleporting through shadows, appearing behind his enemies and striking with deadly precision. His mastery over death and shadows was terrifying, yet awe-inspiring.
The scene shifted to a dark, shadowy forest where Bianca di Angelo, clad in the silver garb of the Hunters of Artemis, stood ready for battle. Wielding a bronze hunting knife, she faced the advancing skeletal warriors with fluid, calculated movements, every strike reflecting her skill and determination. As the enemies closed in, she summoned shadows—her power as a daughter of Hades—binding and crushing her foes with a silent command. Despite the relentless assault, Bianca fought with the calm resolve of one who had accepted her fate, summoning spirits of fallen soldiers to aid her as she made a heroic stand, determined to protect her friends and ensure their mission's success.
"The Di Angelo siblings are the children of Hades. The next person is the daughter of Hades's roman counterpart, Pluto." Said Chaos.
Next, Hazel Levesque was depicted in a scene where she used her power to manipulate precious metals and stones. As the daughter of Pluto, she had the unique ability to summon wealth from the earth, but it came at a cost. The screen showed her using these treasures in battle, forming weapons from gold and silver that struck down her enemies. But her true strength lay in her command of the Mist, which she used to manipulate reality itself, confusing and disorienting her foes before delivering the final blow.
"What do you think of these children, Hades?"
The god of death closed his eyes for a moment, taking in the full weight of what he had just witnessed. When he opened them, there was a expression of pride on his face.
"They are remarkable," Hades finally said, his voice filled with a mix of admiration and deep thought. "Nico and Bianca... they embody the power of the Underworld in ways I never imagined possible. Their command over death, shadows, and the spirits of the fallen is unparalleled. Nico's mastery of necromancy and shadow travel, and Bianca's unwavering resolve and skill in combat—they are the very essence of what it means to be children of the Underworld."
He paused, his gaze shifting to Hazel. "And Hazel... she is a different kind of strength. Pluto's Roman legacy flows through her veins, giving her the power to manipulate wealth and the Mist. But it is her resilience—her ability to bear the curse of her powers and still fight with such grace—that truly sets her apart. She is a reminder that our power comes with a heavy price, but also that it can be wielded with purpose and control."
The other gods watched Hades in silence, surprised by his uncharacteristic display of emotion. Even Zeus seemed taken aback by his brother's reaction.
Chaos observed Hades with a knowing smile. "Indeed, they are exceptional. But remember, Hades, their potential is not only a reflection of your power but also of their own will and determination. They are proof that mortals, even those touched by death, can rise above their circumstances and shape their own destinies."
Hades nodded in agreement.
Chaos was not done. "Now, prepare yourselves," he announced, drawing the gods' attention back to him. "The next mortals you will see are those with abilities akin to Hades."
Raziel, a being from another universe, was shown next. Once a soul reaver, Raziel now wielded the power of the underworld itself. The screen displayed him tearing through enemies with his spectral blade, consuming their souls to fuel his power. He could shift between the physical and spectral realms, making him nearly invincible. His mastery of death was so complete that he could even control time, reversing it to undo his enemies' actions. Raziel was a force of nature, his power rivaling that of the gods themselves.
"This mortal can control time?!" Exclaimed Hades in shock, a very rare expression on him.
"Yes," responded Chaos.
The screen then showed Spawn, a dark figure clad in a red cape, standing in a hellish landscape. Once a man, he was now a creature of the underworld, wielding the powers of Hell itself. The screen depicted him summoning chains from the shadows, which he used to ensnare and tear apart his enemies. His powers were vast and terrifying, from teleportation to necroplasmic energy blasts. Spawn's enemies stood no chance against his relentless assault, and even the gods watching could feel the darkness that radiated from him.
Hades looked amazed at Spawn's display of powers.
Riku, a young man with silver hair, was shown next. He stood in the middle of a battlefield, wielding a keyblade that shimmered with dark energy. Riku's connection to darkness was undeniable, and the screen showed him using it to teleport across the battlefield, striking down enemies with swift, deadly blows. He could summon creatures from the darkness to fight alongside him, overwhelming his foes with sheer numbers and power. Riku's mastery of both light and darkness made him a formidable warrior, one who could stand against even the most powerful enemies.
Hades smiled in approval, recognizing the strength in Riku's ability to balance and command such opposing elements.
The screen shifted to display Shikamaru Nara, a man with spiky hair and a seemingly lazy demeanor, standing on a battlefield. Unlike the other warriors, Shikamaru's strength lay not in raw power but in his unparalleled intellect. The gods watched as his shadow stretched across the battlefield, binding multiple enemies with precise control. Shikamaru's sharp mind allowed him to outmaneuver and outthink his opponents, predicting their moves with eerie accuracy. He orchestrated the battle like a game of chess, turning the tide with each calculated move. His shadow possession jutsu forced his enemies into submission, using their own strength against them. Despite lacking the overwhelming force of the others, Shikamaru's tactical brilliance made him a formidable adversary, one whose mind was as deadly as any god's power.
Hades raised an eyebrow, clearly intrigued. "A mortal who fights with his mind rather than brute force? Interesting."
Chaos nodded. "Indeed. In his world, Shikamaru Nara is a man whose brilliance in battle rivals the strength of any god. He sees the battlefield as a game of chess, where every move is calculated and every outcome anticipated."
Finally, the screen displayed Sung Jin Woo, a man who had ascended from the weakest of all to the most powerful. As a shadow monarch, his power was absolute. The screen showed him commanding an army of shadows, each one a powerful warrior in its own right. He could absorb the power of his enemies, growing stronger with each victory. Sung Jin Woo's presence was overwhelming, his power limitless. He was a king among kings, and his enemies fell before him like wheat before the scythe.
This mortal actually made Hades's eyes want to pop out.
The screen faded to black, and the room was filled with a sense of awe.
The gods sat in stunned silence, their minds reeling from the display of raw power and mastery over death they had just witnessed. Each figure had demonstrated abilities that not only rivaled but, in some cases, surpassed their own, a humbling reminder of the vastness of the multiverse.
Zeus, who had initially watched with indifference, now found himself shifting uneasily in his throne. The power these beings wielded was undeniable, and for the first time, he felt a pang of fear.
Poseidon broke the silence first. "These mortal or whatever they are, they seem to be embodiments of death. Each one could challenge the gods themselves, perhaps even us." His voice held an edge of unease.
Athena nodded thoughtfully, her mind already analyzing the implications. "They possess a strength born of suffering and darkness, yet they've turned it into something formidable. Raziel's control over time, Spawn's mastery of Hell's powers, Riku's balance between light and darkness, and Sung Jin Woo's dominion over shadows—they all reflect a depth of power and resilience that's rarely seen, even among gods."
Hades remained silent, his gaze fixed on the now-blank screen. The pride he felt for his own children was matched only by his respect for the others. These beings had overcome unimaginable odds to reach their current levels of power, and he couldn't help but feel a kinship with them.
Chaos, sensing the gods' mixed emotions, allowed a moment of reflection before he spoke again. "You see now, don't you? The power of death, of darkness, is not merely destructive. It is transformative. It is through facing the darkest parts of existence that these beings have found their strength. They are not to be feared because they wield death, but to be respected because they have mastered it."
Ares, ever the warrior, leaned forward, a glint of excitement in his eyes. "I wouldn't mind testing my mettle against any of them. Especially that last one, Sung Jin Woo. He fights with the strength of an entire army at his command."
"Foolishness," Hera snapped, glaring at Ares. "These beings are not mere warriors. They are forces unto themselves. We must tread carefully. If they ever turned their sights on us..." She trailed off, the implication clear.
Beelzebub watched every scene with thinly veiled interest. His mind was already racing with possibilities. The power these mortals wielded intrigued him. What fascinating subjects they would make, he mused. The idea of experimenting on these beings, of dissecting their powers and understanding the very fabric of their existence, filled him with a twisted excitement. His fingers twitched, itching to begin his work.
Adamas sat back in his chair, his expression one of deep contemplation. As he watched the display of these demigods and mortals, a thought crept into his mind—a thought that refused to leave. Could I have sired such powerful offspring?
Brunhilde had been watching the screen with a calculating gaze. Her mind was already turning toward the future. If the gods still wish to destroy humanity, these mortals could be the key to victory in Ragnarok. She could see the potential in each of them—their strength, their resilience, their ability to harness the very forces of death and darkness. If she could rally them to her cause, they could tip the scales in favor of the humans. Brunhilde's lips curled into a small, knowing smile. Yes, she thought, these mortals could be invaluable allies—if I can convince them to join our fight.
Chaos raised a hand, silencing the murmurs that had begun to spread among the gods. "These beings are from different worlds, different realities, but the principles remain the same. Power can corrupt, but it can also purify. It all depends on the wielder. Remember this as you continue to watch."
"The next mortals you will see are those who possess powers akin to Apollo. The first to appear will be the demigod."
As the screen flickered back to life, Apollo leaned forward, his golden eyes narrowing in anticipation. His demigod children he can accept, but the idea that mere mortals could possess powers akin to his own intrigued him. How could anyone, let alone a mortal, embody the divine radiance and mastery of light that defined him?
The first figure to appear was a young man with blond hair and a calm, determined expression—Will Solace, son of Apollo. Will stood in the middle of a battlefield, his hands glowing with healing light as he tended to a fallen ally. The screen then showed him conjuring a brilliant bow of light, shooting arrows that exploded on impact, bathing the battlefield in Apollo's divine radiance. Will's mastery of both healing and destruction was undeniable, a perfect reflection of Apollo's dual nature.
Apollo felt a swell of pride as he watched his son work. This is what it means to wield the power of the sun, he thought. To bring both life and death with equal grace.
Next, the screen shifted to a different world, where a man in a flowing red cloak and a blue tunic stood before an ancient temple—Stephen Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme. The screen displayed Strange weaving intricate spells with his hands, conjuring protective wards and devastating energy blasts. His mastery over the mystical arts allowed him to manipulate reality itself, bending time and space to his will. But what caught Apollo's attention most was the Eye of Agamotto hanging around Strange's neck, glowing with an intense light that rivaled his own.
Apollo's perked up in interest. A mortal, wielding such power... he thought, though he couldn't help but admire the finesse with which Strange wielded the light. He is more than a mere magician.
Then, the scene shifted to a cosmic expanse, where a silver figure soared through the stars—the Silver Surfer. His entire body radiated with the power cosmic, a force so great that it transcended the boundaries of life and death. The screen showed the Surfer summoning energy beams that could annihilate entire planets, yet he wielded this power with a quiet grace, never allowing it to corrupt him. His mastery of light and energy was on a scale that even the gods would find difficult to match.
Apollo's hands tightened on the arms of his seat. Such power... how does a mere mortal, even one so gifted, command such forces? Admiration showed in his expression. Could I match him in sheer cosmic might?
Finally, the screen displayed a man moving so fast that the world around him seemed to blur—Quicksilver, the speedster. The screen showed him darting through a battlefield, his movements so swift that he appeared as nothing more than a streak of light. He moved faster than thought, faster than sound, delivering blows before his enemies could even register his presence. His speed allowed him to manipulate light and energy in ways that defied the natural laws, bending them to his will as he darted in and out of danger.
Apollo watched with fascination. Speed like that... it's as if he channels the very essence of light. He can feel his respect for these mortals growing. They are not to be underestimated.
As the screen faded to black once more, the gods sat in stunned silence, absorbing the display of power. Apollo leaned back in his seat, his mind racing. The beings they had just witnessed wielded powers that mirrored his own in ways he had never imagined possible.
Zeus glanced at Apollo, noting the conflicted expression on his son's face. "It seems the mortals have found ways to rival even the gods," he remarked, his voice tinged with a mix of admiration and concern.
Apollo didn't respond immediately. Instead, he remained deep in thought, pondering the implications of what he had just seen. Finally, he spoke, his voice steady. " While power is one thing, understanding, control, and purpose is most important. These mortals may mirror our abilities."
Chaos allowed the gods a moment to digest what they had seen before speaking once more. "These beings, these mortals and demigods, are a testament to the potential that exists in all forms of life. They wield powers that challenge the very essence of divinity."
Apollo nodded slowly, he could not deny the truth in Chaos's words.
As the scene shifted, the screen once again flickered to life, drawing the attention of the gods.
"This time, I will show you mortals whose abilities are akin to those of Loki," Chaos announced, his tone carrying a hint of intrigue.
The trickster god sat up straighter.
The first figure to appear was the demigod daughter of Loki, Samirah Al-Abbas, her presence commanding the screen. She stood in a desolate wasteland, wielding her axe with an effortless grace. The screen showed her shapeshifting and using her tactical acumen to outmaneuver her enemies, her every move a testament to her cunning and skill.
"As Loki's daughter, his essence can be seen in Samirah's ability to blend combat prowess with enchantments and strategic deception," Chaos explained. "Now I'll show you another daughter of his."
The scene shifted to a bustling cityscape where Alex Fierro, a figure of striking presence, was seen harnessing the power of both fire and metal. Transforming between a fierce warrior and a fluid, molten form, Alex used her powers to create and control flames with precision, shaping them into formidable weapons and defenses. Her shape-shifting abilities allowed her to adapt to any situation, making her a versatile and unpredictable force.
"Alex's ability to manipulate both fire and metal, combined with her shape-shifting, embodies Loki's qualities of versatility and transformation," Chaos continued.
Pride bloomed inside the God of Mischief's chest.
"Now for the non-divine mortals."
Next, the screen revealed The Joker, his iconic grin a chilling sight. In a chaotic urban environment, he unleashed a barrage of unpredictability. The Joker's mastery over chaos was evident as he manipulated his surroundings with a mix of elaborate traps and psychological warfare, his every action designed to unsettle and destabilize. His ability to create mayhem and exploit the chaos around him mirrored Loki's affinity for disorder and manipulation.
"The Joker's embodiment of chaos and psychological manipulation aligns closely with Loki's own nature," Chaos noted.
The final figure on the screen was Light Yagami, his eyes glowing with a cold, calculating intensity. Surrounded by a montage of scenes depicting his use of the Death Note, Light orchestrated a series of intricate plans, eliminating targets with precision and ensuring his control over the world from the shadows. His ability to manipulate life and death through mere names on a page showcased a form of power rooted in deception and control, akin to Loki's own mastery of schemes and influence.
"Light Yagami's control over life and death through the Death Note reflects the deceptive and influential aspects of Loki's character," Chaos concluded.
The gods watched in a mix of fascination and apprehension. The diverse displays of power, from Samirah's strategic combat to The Joker's chaos and Light Yagami's control over life and death with his manipulation, offered a glimpse into the many facets of Loki's own essence.
Loki himself observed the screen with an inscrutable expression. Though his nature was often seen as one of mischief and deceit, the power displayed by these mortals demonstrated a range of abilities that extended beyond simple trickery.
Zeus, always keen on analyzing the implications, remarked, "These mortals reflect not just Loki's penchant for chaos but also his talent for influencing and shaping the world around them. They embody his skills in manipulation and strategy."
Loki smirked, his eyes glinting with a mix of satisfaction and curiosity. "Indeed. It's always interesting to see how others interpret my particular brand of power. Each of these individuals shows a different aspect of what I can do."
Hades, who had been quietly observing, nodded in agreement. "The way they wield their abilities reveals the complexity and depth of Loki's influence. It's a reminder that power, in any form, is multifaceted and can be used in a multitude of ways."
Chaos, sensing the gods' reflections, allowed a moment of contemplation before speaking again. "Remember, the essence of these beings is not merely in their abilities but in how they embody the core aspects of their influences. Their powers are as varied as the beings themselves, and they challenge our understanding of what it means to wield such power."
"Next to be shown is Herme's lineage and the following mortals with similar aspects."
Hermes, for some reason, felt nervous.
The gods' attention turned sharply back to the screen as Chaos began to unveil the next set of individuals, this time embodying the lineage and aspects of Hermes, the god of speed, travel, and cunning. Hermes shifted in his seat, a flicker of unease crossing his usually calm demeanor.
"The first three figures you will see are the sons of Hermes," Chaos declared.
The screen displayed a scene from Camp Half-Blood, where a young man with a determined expression navigated the dense woods with remarkable agility. The figure was none other than Luke Castellan, the demigod son of Hermes. Luke darted through the forest with a speed that seemed almost impossible, dodging obstacles with precision and using his natural stealth to remain unseen. His combat skills were honed, but it was his quick thinking and adaptability that truly set him apart. Whether in the heat of battle or negotiation, Luke demonstrated a sharp mind, always a step ahead.
The perceptive deities frowned at the sight of this demigod. Their gut is telling them there is something off about him.
"Luke Castellan," Chaos announced. "His speed and strategic mind echo the swift-footed messenger god. Yet, he is not only a warrior; his silver tongue and ability to sway others reflect Hermes' gift of communication and persuasion."
Hermes watched the screen intently, his emotions a mix of pride, but also anxiousness.
The scene then shifted to the next figures, two young men moving in perfect synchrony. Travis and Connor Stoll, the mischievous sons of Hermes, were in the middle of a heist at Camp Half-Blood, their hands quick as lightning as they 'borrowed' supplies for a prank. Their teamwork was flawless; one brother would distract while the other executed the plan, and within moments, they had what they needed. The screen highlighted their knack for mischief, their swift movements, and their innate ability to create chaos without ever being caught.
"Travis and Connor Stoll," Chaos introduced. "These two epitomize Hermes' spirit of mischief and quick wit. Their clever schemes and flawless execution show how even minor acts of trickery can have significant effects."
A chuckle rippled through the assembly as the gods recognized the light-hearted but effective cunning of the Stoll brothers. Hermes relaxed slightly, a smile playing at the corners of his lips.
The screen then darkened before revealing a new scene—a figure dressed in red, standing on the edge of a skyscraper, surveying the city below with a calculating gaze. Carmen Sandiego, the elusive master thief, leaped from the rooftop, her crimson coat billowing behind her like a cape. She moved with an elegance and speed that left no trace, slipping through security systems and evading capture effortlessly. Each heist was meticulously planned, and her escape routes were flawless, leaving authorities baffled time and time again. Carmen was not just a thief; she was a ghost, disappearing without a trace, her every action marked by finesse and a deep understanding of her surroundings.
"Carmen Sandiego," Chaos stated, the name itself carrying a weight of mystery. "A mortal who embodies the very essence of Hermes' cunning and speed. She is a master of evasion and deception, her mind as quick as her feet. She outsmarts her opponents not just with her skills, but with her intellect, making her a legend in her own right."
The gods watched, mesmerized by the sheer elegance of Carmen's abilities. Hermes couldn't help but feel a sense of admiration for the mortal who so perfectly captured the essence of his own attributes.
"These figures," Chaos continued, his voice thoughtful, "demonstrate that speed and cunning are not merely physical traits but are deeply tied to one's ability to outthink and outmaneuver others. Whether through battle, mischief, or masterful theft, these mortals show that true power lies in the ability to adapt and to use one's gifts to navigate the world in ways that others cannot."
Hermes nodded slowly, his nervousness dissipating as he took pride in the mortals and demigods who had captured and reflected his essence so well. "It seems," he said with a knowing smile, "that speed and cunning are more than just tools—they are an art."
Chaos nodded in agreement. "Indeed, Hermes. And like all forms of art, they require both skill and creativity to be truly effective."
The gods murmured in approval, their respect for the trickster god growing as they recognized the depth and breadth of his influence in the world of mortals. Hermes, ever the messenger, felt the weight of this acknowledgment, realizing that his legacy extended far beyond mere speed—it was about the cleverness, the wit, and the ability to navigate the complexities of life with grace and skill.
As the gods contemplated the lessons they had learned, Chaos prepared to unveil the next set of individuals, leaving them to wonder which god's essence would be explored next.
"The next set of individuals will embody the lineage of Athena," Chaos announced.
The gods' attention was once again drawn to the screen as Chaos announced the next group of individuals.
"This time," Chaos began, his voice resonating through the hall, "we will witness mortals who embody the essence of Athena, the goddess of wisdom, warfare, and strategy."
Athena, seated with her usual calm and composed demeanor, allowed a faint smile to grace her lips. The idea of seeing mortals who reflected her own attributes intrigued her. She knew that wisdom was a trait that extended far beyond mere intelligence; it required the ability to apply knowledge with precision, to strategize and to lead with insight.
The screen flickered to life, revealing the first figure—a familiar face to many of the gods.
A sudden anger risen up within Poseidon at the sight of this half-breed.
Athena gasps in shock. She did not expect this half-ling to be her son.
"Anthony Chase," Chaos introduced, as the demigod son of Athena appeared on the screen. He stood in the middle of a labyrinth, his sharp eyes scanning the environment as she quickly analyzed the situation. The screen highlighted his exceptional intelligence as she solved complex puzzles, his strategic mind working at lightning speed to navigate the challenges before him. Anthony's leadership abilities were evident as he guided his companions with confidence, his wisdom and foresight enabling them to overcome seemingly insurmountable odds.
"Anthony possesses not only the wisdom and strategic mind of his mother, Athena, but also the courage to lead others through even the most difficult of trials," Chaos remarked. "His ability to think on his feet and adapt to any situation is a testament to the power of knowledge and its application."
Athena showed a complicated expression upon noticing a dark aura surrounding Poseidon.
I hope Poseidon does not lash out on me for the boy's treatment of his daughter. Even though the half-blood is my son, I didn't exactly bore him, thought Athena worriedly.
The scene shifted, revealing a young man seated on a throne, his piercing gaze commanding the attention of those around him.
"Lelouch vi Britannia," Chaos continued, "a mortal who embodies the strategic genius and tactical brilliance of Athena. As a leader of a rebellion, Lelouch uses his intellect and cunning to orchestrate elaborate plans and outmaneuver his enemies. His ability to manipulate and control situations from the shadows is unparalleled, and his foresight allows him to stay several steps ahead of his opponents."
The screen displayed a montage of Lelouch executing his plans with precision, his every move calculated to achieve his goals. Whether in the heat of battle in his Knightmare Frame or in the political arena, Lelouch's mind was always working, analyzing, and predicting the actions of others.
Athena observed the young man with a thoughtful expression. Lelouch's brilliance, though often used in morally ambiguous ways, was undeniably impressive. He demonstrated the power of intellect when wielded with purpose and determination.
Next, the screen revealed two brothers standing side by side, their expressions a mix of determination and hope.
"Edward and Alphonse Elric," Chaos announced, "are mortals who represent the relentless pursuit of knowledge and the unyielding drive to uncover the truth. Through their studies of alchemy, they have gained a deep understanding of the world around them, and they use this knowledge to protect and restore what has been lost. Their journey is one of discovery, both of the world and of themselves, and their commitment to their goals embodies Athena's thirst for wisdom and justice."
The gods watched as the Elric brothers used their alchemical abilities to overcome challenges, their bond with each other strengthening as they faced adversity against the Homunculi. Their resilience and unwavering determination were a reflection of Athena's own values.
Finally, the screen shifted to reveal a young man with an enigmatic expression, his eyes sharp and calculating.
"Kiyotaka Ayanokoji," Chaos concluded, "a mortal whose intelligence and strategic mind are concealed behind a façade of indifference. Ayanokoji is a master of manipulation, using his knowledge of human behavior to achieve his objectives without drawing attention to himself. His ability to analyze and exploit the weaknesses of others, while maintaining an aura of mystery, aligns closely with Athena's strategic prowess."
The screen depicted Ayanokoji subtly influencing those around him, his actions always precise and calculated. He maneuvered through complex social dynamics with ease, never revealing his true intentions.
Athena observed Ayanokoji with a keen eye. His subtlety and ability to remain hidden while executing his plans reminded her that true wisdom often lay in knowing when to act and when to observe.
As the screen faded to black, Chaos spoke once more. "These mortals demonstrate that wisdom is not just the accumulation of knowledge, but the ability to apply it in ways that shape the world around them. Whether through strategy, leadership, or the pursuit of truth, they embody the essence of Athena in their own unique ways."
Athena nodded in agreement. "Indeed," she said softly, "wisdom is a force that guides, protects, and illuminates. These individuals have shown that it is through the mind that we truly wield power."
The gods murmured their approval, recognizing the depth and complexity of Athena's influence in the mortal world. As they reflected on the lessons imparted by these displays, they awaited the next reveal, curious to see which god's lineage would be explored next.
"Now let's continue on with the next individuals..."
And so, Chaos continue to reveal more demigods and mortals the embodies the lineage or attributes of the gods of all the pantheons. The gods have more than enough time on their hands to watch all of this.
Among the demigods and mortals revealed to the gods, along with the divine lineage are Katie Gardener, Poison Ivy, Flora (Demeter/Ceres), Piper McLean, Tengen Usui, Loid Forger (Aphrodite/Venus) Charles Beckendorf, Leo, Valdez, Tony Stark, Winry Rockbell (Hephaestus/Vulcan), Clarisse La Rue, Frank Zhang, Levi & Mikasa Ackerman, Captain America (Ares/Mars), Magnus Chase (Frey), Thomas Jefferson Jr. (Tyr), Blitzen (Freya), Mallory Keen (Frigg), Aru Shah (Indra), Yamini-Kapoor-Mercado-Lopez (Dharma Raja), Brynne Rao (Vayu), Nikita (Nasatya), Sheela (Dasra), Zane Obispo (Hurakan), Ren Santiago (Pacific), Marco (Nakon), Serena (Ixchel), Alana, Adrik (Ixtab), Kenji (Ah-Muzen-Cab), Diamante (Akan), Ezra (Yohualli), and Gilgamesh (Ninsun).
Although Hera, Hestia, and Artemis don't have demigod children, there are mortals compatible with their abilities. Those are: Cersei Lannister, Regina Mills, Queen Ramonda (Hera/Juno), Morrigan, Katara, Molly Weasley (Hestia/Vesta), Katniss Everdeen, Buffy Summers, Merida, and Mulan, (Artemis/Diana).
To the surprise of the Egyptian pantheons, they do not have demigod children from the other universe. Instead they have human hosts, most specifically from the Kane family who are descended from pharaohs and magicians. Most of the egyptian gods don't care, some don't know what to feel, and others are jealous that the other pantheons get to have demigod children.
Among the mortals mentioned in connection to the Egyptian pantheon are: Walt Stone (Anubis), Carter Kane (Horus), Sadie Kane (Isis), Zia Rashid (Nephythys), Julius Kane (Osiris), and Amos Kane (Set).
At this point, Chaos has finished showing these gods the glimpses of the abilities of demigods and mortals.
"I have completed my goal, now you all can proceed with watching Percilla's life," said the primordial, who then vanished.
Chapter 17: *My Dinner Goes Up In Smokes
Chapter Text
The atmosphere in the Council of Valhalla became heavy with anticipation. The weight of what they had just witnessed—mortals and demigods reflecting their divine attributes so vividly—settled on them, challenging their perceptions of both their own power and the mortals they had often overlooked.
Zeus, sitting at the head of the assembly, leaned forward slightly. His eyes gleamed with a mix of curiosity and caution. "Well," he rumbled, his voice commanding attention, "this has certainly been enlightening."
Hades leaned back slightly, a smirk playing on his lips. "It appears that the mortals and demigods of these different universes are not so different from us. They too carry the burden of power, wisdom, and fate."
Odin nodded in agreement. "Indeed, their struggles and triumphs mirror our own, though they walk paths shaped by their own choices. It's fascinating to see how our essence manifests in them, even without our direct influence."
A low hum of conversation filled the hall as the gods discussed what they had just seen. The images of the various mortals and demigods lingered in their minds, challenging their perceptions of power, influence, and the responsibilities that came with it. Some gods felt pride, others unease, and a few even questioned their own roles in the lives of these beings.
Artemis, who had been silent for much of the presentation, spoke up. "I must admit, seeing these mortals who embody my attributes—Katniss, Buffy, Merida, Mulan—gives me hope. They are fierce, independent, and unwavering in their pursuit of justice. They remind me why I cherish the hunt and the freedom that comes with it."
Hestia, the goddess of hearth and home, smiled softly. "And the mortals who align with my essence—Molly Weasley, Katara—they show the power of nurturing, of caring for others. It's a different kind of strength, one that is often overlooked, but no less important."
Hera, ever the queen, regarded the mortals tied to her with a contemplation. "Cersei Lannister, Regina Mills, Queen Ramonda—they are rulers, mothers, protectors of their own. They reflect the complexities of power and the sacrifices that come with it."
Zeus, his gaze sweeping over the assembled gods, finally spoke again. "Let us not forget what Chaos has shown us today. These mortals and demigods are not just reflections of our power—they are testaments to the enduring nature of our influence across worlds and time."
Poseidon began to contemplate his brother's words.
A title returns on the screen:
MY DINNER GOES UP IN SMOKE
"Her dinner is going to be on fire?!" Heset yelled in shock. As the egyptian goddess of food and drink, a burned dinner is unacceptable.
A good portion of the human population in Midgard shivered.
Word of the bathroom incident spread immediately. Wherever I went, campers pointed at me and murmured something about toilet water. Or maybe they were just staring at Anthony, who was still pretty much dripping wet.
Fools, thought Poseidon with a scowl. How dare those useless halfbreeds mock her.
He showed me a few more places: the metal shop (where kids were forging their own swords), the arts-and-crafts room (where satyrs were sandblasting a giant marble statue of a goat-man), and the climbing wall, which actually consisted of two facing walls that shook violently, dropped boulders, sprayed lava, and clashed together if you didn't get to the top fast enough.
Hephaestus look interested when the scene showed the kids forging.
They must be more of my children, he thought, recognizing the sights of Charles Beckendorf.
Seeing the climbing wall, Hades scrunched his brows in worry. He hopes she doesn't try to climb it. The thought of her getting caught between those massive walls, with boulders and lava raining down, made even the lord of the Underworld uneasy. The idea of her in danger stirred something protective within him.
Finally we returned to the canoeing lake, where the trail led back to the cabins.
"I've got training to do," Anthony said flatly. "Dinner's at seven-thirty. Just follow your cabin to the mess hall."
"Anthony, I'm sorry about the toilets."
"Whatever."
"He is so rude. It is not Percy's fault she couldn't control her powers," said Kali with irritation.
"It wasn't my fault."
He looked at me skeptically, and I realized it was my fault. I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.
"No sweetie, it is not your fault!" Yelled Shiva's wives, Leto, and Hestia.
"You need to talk to the Oracle," Anthony said.
Apollo perked up at the mention of the Oracle.
"Who?"
"Not who. What. The Oracle. I'll ask Chiron."
I stared into the lake, wishing somebody would give me a straight answer for once.
"Yeah, they still hadn't been honest with her! It's so annoying!" Shouted Loki, which the gods agreed.
I wasn't expecting anybody to be looking back at me from the bottom, so my heart skipped a beat when I noticed two teenage girls sitting cross-legged at the base of the pier, about twenty feet below. They wore blue jeans and shimmering green T-shirts, and their brown hair floated loose around their shoulders as minnows darted in and out. They smiled and waved as if I were a long-lost friend.
I didn't know what else to do. I waved back.
"Hmmm," hummed Aphrodite with a secretive smile. To the love goddess, all forms of love are acceptable.
"Don't encourage them," Anthony warned. "Naiads are terrible flirts."
"Naiads," I repeated, feeling completely overwhelmed. "That's it. I want to go home now."
Anthony frowned. "Don't you get it, Percy? You are home. This is the only safe place on earth for kids like us."
"You mean, mentally disturbed kids?"
"I mean not human. Not totally human, anyway. Half-human."
"Half-human and half-what?"
"I think you know."
"What is this? Twilight?" Said an irritated Nyx, the primordial Greek goddess of the night, and daughter of Chaos. She had been here since Zeus began the meeting over mankind.
I didn't want to admit it, but I was afraid I did. I felt a tingling in my limbs, a sensation I sometimes felt when my mom talked about my dad.
Poseidon frowned. He never likes it when his counterpart is mentioned.
"God," I said. "Half-god."
Anthony nodded. "Your father isn't dead, Percy. He's one of the Olympians."
"That's ... crazy."
"Is it? What's the most common thing gods did in the old stories? They ran around falling in love with humans and having kids with them. Do you think they've changed their habits in the last few millennia?"
"I can't believe it's that common in that universe for gods to fall in love with humans," said Apollo. "Good thing us gods in this world didn't go around breeding with mortals," he finished with a smirk, crossing his arms.
"Zeus I can believe, but the rest of us? Nah," added Shiva with a lazy wave of his two right hands.
"HEY!" Shouted Zeus, his voice booming as he glared at Shiva. "I'll have you know I don't go frolicking with humans! I have higher standards!"
His reaction made most of the gods laugh.
Hera gritted her teeth in anger.
"But those are just—" I almost said myths again. Then I remembered Chiron's warning that in two thousand years, I might be considered a myth. "But if all the kids here are half-gods—"
"Demigods," Anthony said. "That's the official term. Or half-bloods."
"Then who's your dad?"
"More like 'who's your mom,'" quipped Buddha.
His hands tightened around the pier railing. I got the feeling I'd just trespassed on a sensitive subject.
Athena suddenly felt uneasy.
Did my counterpart do something wrong?
"My dad is a professor at West Point," He said. "I haven't seen him since I was very small. He teaches American history."
"He's human."
"What? You assume it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?"
Artemis and other goddesses nodded their heads in agreement.
"Who's your mom, then?"
"Cabin six."
"Meaning?"
Many deities want to bang their heads against a wall.
"That boy is insufferable," muttered Hades.
"Ugrh!" Loki pulled his hair in frustration at the boy's continued inability to clarify things for the girl.
Anthony straightened. "Athena. Goddess of wisdom and battle."
Okay, I thought. Why not?
"And my dad?"
"Undetermined," Anthony said, "like I told you before. Nobody knows."
"Well, it's kind of obvious who her father is," Dionysus remarked.
Percilla is surrounded by idiots, thought Poseidon with a contemptuous expression.
"It's either they are stupid, or simply in denial," added Apollo.
"Except my mother. She knew."
"Maybe not, Percy. Gods don't always reveal their identities."
"My dad would have. He loved her."
Many deities felt pity the girl for believing so firmly that her father loved her mother. How can she know for sure that her father loved them despite being absent for most of their lives?
Anthony gave me a cautious look. He didn't want to burst my bubble. "Maybe you're right. Maybe he'll send a sign. That's the only way to know for sure: your father has to send you a sign claiming you as his daughter. Sometimes it happens."
"You mean sometimes it doesn't?"
Anthony ran his palm along the rail. "The gods are busy. They have a lot of kids and they don't always ... Well, sometimes they don't care about us, Percy. They ignore us."
The gods listened in silence, their expressions ranging from curiosity to discomfort.
"So if a god doesn't acknowledge them, they might never know their parentage for sure?" Susano'o asked, voice tinged with concern.
Hades nodded solemnly. "It seems the gods in that universe have their own lives and concerns. They don't keep track of their offspring."
"That's just... unfair," whispered Hestia, her eyes softening with empathy.
"Indeed," Hera added, her anger simmering.
Poseidon seems to be fuming silently.
I thought about some of the kids I'd seen in the Hermes cabin, teenagers who looked sullen and depressed, as if they were waiting for a call that would never come. I'd known kids like that at Yancy Academy, shuffled off to boarding school by rich parents who didn't have the time to deal with them. But gods should behave better.
Hermes felt a sharp pain in his chest at the sight of the teenagers. How could his counterpart and the other gods in that universe let their children live that way?
"So I'm stuck here," I said. "That's it? For the rest of my life?"
"It depends," Anthony said. "Some campers only stay the summer. If you're a child of Aphrodite or Demeter, you're probably not a real powerful force."
Aphrodite and Demeter look offended.
"Not a real powerful force?!" Shouted Demeter in a mix of anger and disbelief. "I caused a famine when my Kore was taken from me!"
Hades, Persephone, and Zeus shifted in their seat uncomfortably.
"The monsters might ignore you, so you can get by with a few months of summer training and live in the mortal world the rest of the year. But for some of us, it's too dangerous to leave. We're year-rounders. In the mortal world, we attract monsters. They sense us. They come to challenge us. Most of the time, they'll ignore us until we're old enough to cause trouble—about ten or eleven years old, but after that, most demigods either make their way here, or they get killed off. A few manage to survive in the outside world and become famous. Believe me, if I told you the names, you'd know them. Some don't even realize they're demigods. But very, very few are like that."
"How terrible!" Leto exclaimed, shocked how young the demigods are forced to face such dangers. "To be hunted by monsters before even reaching adolescence is such an awful thing!"
"It seems the more powerful their divine parent, the heavier the burden will be," Odin stated.
Poseidon's face darkened.
Then it means Percilla will have a harder time facing the monsters that come after her, he thought, not liking this at all.
"So monsters can't get in here?"
Anthony shook his head. "Not unless they're intentionally stocked in the woods or specially summoned by somebody on the inside."
"It's good that the monsters can't get in the summer camp," Ares remarked.
"Why would anybody want to summon a monster?"
"Practice fights. Practical jokes."
"Practical jokes?"
"Like pranks?" Said Loki with a mischievous smirk.
"The point is, the borders are sealed to keep mortals and monsters out. From the outside, mortals look into the valley and see nothing unusual, just a strawberry farm."
"So ... you're a year-rounder?"
Anthony nodded. From under the collar of his T-shirt...
The sea god gritted his teeth. If this boy dares to lift his shirt up in front of the girl...
...he pulled a leather necklace with five clay beads of different colors. It was just like Luke's, except Anthony's also had a big gold ring strung on it, like a college ring.
"I've been here since I was nine," he said. "Every August, on the last day of summer session, you get a bead for surviving another year. I've been here longer than most of the counselors, and they're all in college."
"Why did you come so young?"
He twisted the ring on her necklace. "None of your business."
"I can't stand this guy," said a random god, causing mumbles of agreement.
Athena flinched.
"Oh." I stood there for a minute in uncomfortable silence. "So ... I could just walk out of here right now if I wanted to?"
"It would be suicide, but you could, with Mr. D's or Chiron's permission. But they wouldn't give permission until the end of the summer session unless ..."
"It must be the summer solstice," Hades stated.
"Unless?"
"You were granted a quest...
"A quest?" Said the deities.
"The girl needs a quest to leave? That sounds ridiculous," scoffed Hera.
... But that hardly ever happens. The last time ..."
His voice trailed off. I could tell from his tone that the last time hadn't gone well.
"Back in the sick room," I said, "when you were feeding me that stuff—"
"Ambrosia."
"Yeah. You asked me something about the summer solstice."
Anthony's shoulders tensed. "So you do know something?"
"Well... no. Back at my old school, I overheard Grover and Chiron talking about it. Grover mentioned the summer solstice. He said something like we didn't have much time, because of the deadline. What did that mean?"
The deities waited in anticipation.
"Yes, we need a detailed explanation! Stop leaving us hanging!" Squawked Huginn.
He clenched his fists. "I wish I knew. Chiron and the satyrs, they know, but they won't tell me. Something is wrong in Olympus, something pretty major. Last time I was there, everything seemed so normal."
The deities sighed or groaned in disappointment.
"It's worrying that he mentioned there is something going on with their Mount Olympus," said Susano'o. "The situation could affect the girl."
Now, Poseidon starts to have a bad feeling.
"You've been to Olympus?"
"Some of us year-rounders—Luke and Clarisse and I and a few others—we took a field trip during winter solstice. That's when the gods have their big annual council."
"But... how did you get there?"
"The Long Island Railroad, of course. You get off at Penn Station. Empire State Building, special elevator to the six hundredth floor." He looked at me like he was sure I must know this already. "You are a New Yorker, right?"
"We need more information! No one is really telling her anything!" Someone shouted.
"Wasn't there an orientation film she was supposed to watch?" Asked Hercules, remembering the centaur Chiron mentioned it.
"Yeah, but the centaur had the a*sshole boy explain things to her. Wasn't that going well?" Said Artemis sarcastically.
"Oh, sure." As far as I knew, there were only a hundred and two floors in the Empire State Building, but I decided not to point that out.
"Right after we visited," Anthony continued, "the weather got weird, as if the gods had started fighting. A couple of times since, I've overheard satyrs talking. The best I can figure out is that something important was stolen. And if it isn't returned by summer solstice, there's going to be trouble. When you came, I was hoping ... I mean— Athena can get along with just about anybody, except for Ares. And of course she's got the rivalry with Poseidon. But, I mean, aside from that, I thought we could work together. I thought you might know something."
"Something was stolen? I wonder what it could be since it seems my counterpart was angry," said Zeus thoughtfully, rubbing his chin.
"And it has to be returned by the summer solstice," stated Hermes.
"But what is most concerning is Athena's alternate not getting along with the counterparts of Lord Poseidon and I," said Ares, looking troubled. "We get along fine."
Athena nervously glanced at Poseidon, who remained watching the screen stoically.
Well, her uncle never showed any emotions towards her. In honestly, Athena always felt he is indifferent to her and other deities. The only beings whose opinions he actually cared about were Uncle Hades and Grandmother Rhea.
Even when humans fabricated a rivalry between them over the patronage of the city of Athens, her uncle never cared to be the patron of an inferior human city.
I shook my head. I wished I could help him, but I felt too hungry and tired and mentally overloaded to ask any more questions.
"I've got to get a quest," Anthony muttered to himself. "I'm not too young. If they would just tell me the problem ..."
"He is the same age as Percy, right?" Asked Artemis.
Hestia nodded solemnly. "Yes, a child shouldn't be willing to seek something so dangerous as a quest."
"He should definitely get one!" Loki encouraged gleefully. "He is so bothersome to be around her!"
Athena stiffened.
Yes, that boy should get a quest so that he can die, thought Poseidon darkly.
I could smell barbecue smoke coming from somewhere nearby. Anthony must've heard my stomach growl. He told me to go on, he'd catch me later. I left him on the pier, tracing his finger across the rail as if drawing a battle plan.
Back at cabin eleven, everybody was talking and horsing around, waiting for dinner. For the first time, I noticed that a lot of the campers had similar features: sharp noses, upturned eyebrows, mischievous smiles. They were the kind of kids that teachers would peg as troublemakers. Thankfully, nobody paid much attention to me as I walked over to my spot on the floor and plopped down with my minotaur horn.. . . ..
The counselor, Luke, came over. He had the Hermes family resemblance, too. It was marred by that scar on his right cheek, but his smile was intact.
Hermes stared intently at his son's features, which are nothing like his. Luke has blonde hair and blue eyes, while he has black hair and reddish-brown eyes.
"Found you a sleeping bag," he said. "And here, I stole you some toiletries from the camp store."
"How nice of him," commented Göll beside Brunhilde.
The older valkyrie, on the other hand, doesn't trust this half-blood. The other deities have similar sentiments.
Beelzebub reminded himself to keep a close eye on this half-blood.
I couldn't tell if he was kidding about the stealing part.
"Nah, he is definitely not kidding," said Shiva, knowing that a part of Hermes's lineage is thievery.
I said, "Thanks."
"No prob." Luke sat next to me, pushed his back against the wall. "Tough first day?"
"I don't belong here," I said. "I don't even believe in gods."
"Yeah," he said. "That's how we all started. Once you start believing in them? It doesn't get any easier."
The gods frowned at his bitter tone and weight of his words.
The bitterness in his voice surprised me, because Luke seemed like a pretty easygoing guy. He looked like he could handle just about anything.
"So your dad is Hermes?" I asked.
He pulled a switchblade out of his back pocket, and for a second I thought he was going to gut me, but he just scraped the mud off the sole of his sandal. "Yeah. Hermes."
"The wing-footed messenger guy."
"Pffft hahahahahaha!" Laughed every deity in the room.
Zeus roared with laughter, his booming voice shaking the hall.
Even Hades and Poseidon chuckled.
Hermes's face reddened in embarrassment.
"W-wing-footed messenger guy!" Loki choked out, clutching his abdomen. "That's f*cking hilarious!"
"That's him. Messengers. Medicine. Travelers, merchants, thieves. Anybody who uses the roads. That's why you're here, enjoying cabin eleven's hospitality. Hermes isn't picky about who he sponsors."
"My son is so nice," said the still chuckling Zeus, even though the half-blood is talking about Hernes's counterpart.
"Father!" Yelled Hermes in embarrassment, redness reaching his ears.
I figured Luke didn't mean to call me a nobody. He just had a lot on his mind.
"You ever meet your dad?" I asked.
"Once."
Everyone regained their composure.
"Oh, your son had met your counterpart, Hermes," stated Ares.
The uneasy feeling still hadn't disappeared from the god of messengers. He wondered what their encounter was like.
I waited, thinking that if he wanted to tell me, he'd tell me. Apparently, he didn't. I wondered if the story had anything to do with how he got his scar.
Luke looked up and managed a smile. "Don't worry about it, Percy. The campers here, they're mostly good people. After all, we're extended family, right? We take care of each other."
"Yes, family must stick together," Hestia nodded, along with Hades.
He seemed to understand how lost I felt, and I was grateful for that, because an older guy like him—even if he was a counselor—should've steered clear of an uncool middle-schooler like me. But Luke had welcomed me into the cabin. He'd even stolen me some toiletries, which was the nicest thing anybody had done for me all day.
I decided to ask him my last big question, the one that had been bothering me all afternoon. "Clarisse, from Ares, was joking about me being 'Big Three' material. Then Anthony ... twice, he said I might be 'the one.' He said I should talk to the Oracle. What was that all about?"
Luke folded his knife. "I hate prophecies."
"What?!!" The deities exclaimed in surprise.
"There's a prophecy involved?!" Yelled Dionysus.
"I think we should have known," muttered Apollo.
The sea god suddenly became worried.
"What do you mean?"
His face twitched around the scar. "Let's just say I messed things up for everybody else. The last two years, ever since my trip to the Garden of the Hesperides went sour, Chiron hasn't allowed any more quests. Anthony's been dying to get out into the world. He pestered Chiron so much he finally told him he already knew his fate. He'd had a prophecy from the Oracle. He wouldn't tell him the whole thing, but he said Anthony wasn't destined to go on a quest yet. He had to wait until... somebody special came to the camp."
"Somebody special?"
"I wonder who is the special person," said Hercules.
"It's probably uncle's daughter," muttered Athena.
Poseidon, Hades, Odin, Susano'o and Beelzebub have a feeling who the special person is.
"Don't worry about it, kid," Luke said. "Anthony wants to think every new camper who comes through here is the omen she's been waiting for. Now, come on, it's dinnertime."
The moment he said it, a horn blew in the distance. Somehow, I knew it was a conch shell, even though I'd never heard one before.
Luke yelled, "Eleven, fall in!"
The whole cabin, about twenty of us, filed into the commons yard. We lined up in order of seniority, so of course I was dead last. Campers came from the other cabins, too, except for the three empty cabins at the end, and cabin eight, which had looked normal in the daytime, but was now starting to glow silver as the sun went down.
We marched up the hill to the mess hall pavilion. Satyrs joined us from the meadow. Naiads emerged from the canoeing lake. A few other girls came out of the woods— and when I say out of the woods, I mean straight out of the woods. I saw one girl, about nine or ten years old, melt from the side of a maple tree and come skipping up the hill.
In all, there were maybe a hundred campers, a few dozen satyrs, and a dozen assorted wood nymphs and naiads.
"Wow...that's a lot!" Anubis remarked, earning sighs from his fellow egyptian gods.
At the pavilion, torches blazed around the marble columns. A central fire burned in a bronze brazier the size of a bathtub. Each cabin had its own table, covered in white cloth trimmed in purple. Four of the tables were empty, but cabin eleven's was way overcrowded. I had to squeeze on to the edge of a bench with half my butt hanging off.
I saw Grover sitting at table twelve with Mr. D, a few satyrs, and a couple of plump blond boys who looked just like Mr. D.
My sons...thought Dionysus, staring at the two boys.
Chiron stood to one side, the picnic table being way too small for a centaur.
Anthony sat at table six with a bunch of serious-looking athletic kids, all with his gray eyes and honey-blond hair.
Athena stares at the sight of her kids on the screen.
Clarisse sat behind me at Ares's table. She'd apparently gotten over being hosed down, because she was laughing and belching right alongside her friends.
"How unladylike," Aphrodite remarked, making her lover glanced at her nervously.
Finally, Chiron pounded his hoof against the marble floor of the pavilion, and everybody fell silent. He raised a glass. "To the gods!"
Everybody else raised their glasses. "To the gods!"
Wood nymphs came forward with platters of food: grapes, apples, strawberries, cheese, fresh bread, and yes, barbecue! My glass was empty, but Luke said, "Speak to it. Whatever you want—nonalcoholic, of course."
I said, "Cherry Coke."
The glass filled with sparkling caramel liquid.
"That's amazing..." Heset said dreamily.
"Agreed," said Buddha, Shiva, and Anubis at the same time, with the latter salivating.
"Anubis, stop being embarrassing!" Yelled Ra-Horakhty.
Then I had an idea. "Blue Cherry Coke."
The soda turned a violent shade of cobalt.
Poseidon subtly nodded in approval.
I took a cautious sip. Perfect.. . . . .
I drank a toast to my mother.
Suddenly, the atmosphere in the council room feels more gloomy.
"Oh no..." mumbled Hestia worriedly.
She's not gone, I told myself. Not permanently, anyway. She's in the Underworld. And if that's a real place, then someday...
Hades was reminded that his counterpart had possibly kidnapped her mother. He suddenly became pissed on the girl's behalf.
If his ever meet his alternate self, he would make sure to unleash his full fury, punishing him for taking what wasn't his and making him regret ever crossing that line.
"Here you go, Percy," Luke said, handing me a platter of smoked brisket.
I loaded my plate and was about to take a big bite when I noticed everybody getting up, carrying their plates toward the fire in the center of the pavilion. I wondered if they were going for dessert or something.
"Come on," Luke told me.
As I got closer, I saw that everyone was taking a portion of their meal and dropping it into the fire, the ripest strawberry, the juiciest slice of beef, the warmest, most buttery roll.
"NOOOOO!!!" Screamed Heset at the waste of food.
Luke murmured in my ear, "Burnt offerings for the gods. They like the smell."
"You're kidding."
"We never had burnt food as offerings here," commented Zeus.
His look warned me not to take this lightly, but I couldn't help wondering why an immortal, all-powerful being would like the smell of burning food.
"Seriously, it's better to eat it than smell it," said Shiva, looking at the scene in disbelief. "Those gods in that universe are absurd."
"I agree," said Buddha, munching on his snacks.
Luke approached the fire, bowed his head, and tossed in a cluster of fat red grapes. "Hermes."
I was next.
I wished I knew what god's name to say.
Finally, I made a silent plea. Whoever you are, tell me. Please.
My counterpart better acknowledge her, Poseidon thought, watching her throw the food.
I scraped a big slice of brisket into the flames.
Seeing such a large juicy piece of meat burned to oblivion, Heset fainted to the surprise of her brethren.
When I caught a whiff of the smoke, I didn't gag.
It smelled nothing like burning food. It smelled of hot chocolate and fresh-baked brownies, hamburgers on the grill and wildflowers, and a hundred other good things that shouldn't have gone well together, but did. I could almost believe the gods could live off that smoke.
Anubis and Buddha drooled, imagining the foods.
When everybody had returned to their seats and finished eating their meals, Chiron pounded his hoof again for our attention.
Mr. D got up with a huge sigh. "Yes, I suppose I'd better say hello to all you brats. Well, hello. Our activities director, Chiron, says the next capture the flag is Friday. Cabin five presently holds the laurels."
Dionysus scowled, "My counterpart needs to cheer up more."
A bunch of ugly cheering rose from the Ares table.
The gods laughed again.
Ares flinched at the insult towards his children.
"Personally," Mr. D continued, "I couldn't care less, but congratulations. Also, I should tell you that we have a new camper today. Petra Johnson."
"It's Percilla Jackson," Poseidon growled out, surprising everyone.
Observantly, Hades believe his brother is changing on how he felt about his daughter bit by bit the longer he watches her life.
Chiron murmured something.
"Er, Percilla Jackson," Mr. D corrected. "That's right. Hurrah, and all that. Now run along to your silly campfire. Go on."
Everybody cheered. We all headed down toward the amphitheater, where Apollo's cabin led a sing-along. We sang camp songs about the gods and ate s'mores and joked around, and the funny thing was, I didn't feel that anyone was staring at me anymore. I felt that I was home.
Later in the evening, when the sparks from the campfire were curling into a starry sky, the conch horn blew again, and we all filed back to our cabins. I didn't realize how exhausted I was until I collapsed on my borrowed sleeping bag.
My fingers curled around the Minotaur's horn. I thought about my mom, but I had good thoughts: her smile, the bedtime stories she would read me when I was a kid, the way she would tell me not to let the bedbugs bite.
When I closed my eyes, I fell asleep instantly.
That was my first day at Camp Half-Blood.
I wish I'd known how briefly I would get to enjoy my new home.
The screen blackens.
"That ending was ominous," commented Anubis, which earned him a smack on the head from Ra-Horakhty.
Chapter 18: Boundaries
Chapter Text
(Present)
Percy sat upright on the edge of the bed, her heart racing as Poseidon entered the room. His piercing gaze locked onto hers, and she fought the urge to look away.
The god that is so not her father moved closer, his steps deliberate and measured. The air in the room seemed to thicken with tension, and Percy instinctively clenched her fists, bracing herself for whatever was to come.
"Percilla," Poseidon spoke her name with a softness that was almost disarming. "I trust your bath was to your liking?"
She swallowed hard, refusing to let his gentle tone sway her. "It was fine," she replied curtly. "But we need to talk."
His brow arched slightly, a mix of curiosity and amusement flickering across his face. "Talk? About what, my dear?"
Percy took a deep breath, steeling herself. She needed to stay strong, to assert herself, even in this twisted situation. "We need to set some boundaries," she said firmly, lifting her chin.
"And what boundaries would you like to establish, Percilla?" he asked, his voice deceptively calm.
Percy hesitated for a moment, her heart pounding in her chest.
"Well, first you need to stop treating me like your possession. I am not something you can control or keep against my will. Secondly, I want my own space—privacy, without you constantly watching over me. And most importantly, do not touch me without my consent."
Poseidon's eyes darkened as Percy laid out her boundaries. The softness in his demeanor faded, replaced by something far more dangerous. He stepped closer, towering over her, his presence suffocating in its intensity.
"You misunderstand the nature of our relationship, Percilla," Poseidon said, his voice low and edged with an underlying threat. "The first two boundaries you have requested are ones I cannot—and will not—honor."
Percy's breath caught in her throat, but she held her ground, refusing to back down even as fear crept up her spine.
"I will not stop treating you as mine," Poseidon continued, his gaze locked onto hers. "Because you are mine, Percilla. You belong to me now, whether you choose to accept it or not. As for your so-called privacy, that is a luxury you will not be afforded. Your escape attempt cost that. Now, your safety is my responsibility, and I will watch over you as I see fit."
He paused, the edge of his tone easy slightly, though it still carried an unmistakable weight. "You may continue to resist, but understand this my pearl: my patience has limits. Do not test them."
The girl's eyes widened in disbelief.
Poseidon then leaned closer, his face inches from hers. "But your third boundary... I will respect," he said, almost as if it pained him to do so. "For now."
For now?! He said for now?! This guy is crazy! Wailed Percy in her mind.
With that, he straightened up, his expression hardening once more. "Remember, Percilla," he added, his voice cold. "You may set your boundaries, but here, I decide which ones are honored. Now, let us sleep."
Percy stiffened at Poseidon's words, her mind racing. The idea of sharing a bed with him was unthinkable, but she knew she had no choice. As much as she wanted to fight back, she had to pick her battles carefully.
Poseidon watched her with an inscrutable expression, waiting for her to protest. When she remained silent, his lips curled into a faint, almost satisfied smile.
"Good," he murmured. "Come, Percilla. It's been a long day, and you need rest."
Percy reluctantly slid under the covers, keeping as much distance between them as possible. Her body remained tense, every muscle on high alert, ready to react if he made any sudden moves. She turned her back to him, facing the far side of the bed, and stared into the darkness, her mind a whirlwind of thoughts.
Poseidon settled beside her, the mattress dipping slightly under his weight. She could feel his presence behind her, a force of nature both literally and figuratively. The room was filled with the sound of their breathing, hers quick and uneven, his steady and controlled. Yet, despite the proximity, Poseidon kept his word. He did not reach out to touch her, nor did he try to close the gap between them.
The silence stretched on, oppressive and heavy. Percy squeezed her eyes shut, willing herself to fall asleep. But how could she, knowing the god who claimed ownership of her was just inches away? The tension in her body refused to ease, every instinct screaming at her to stay awake, to stay vigilant.
But exhaustion was a powerful force. The adrenaline that had kept her going for so long was finally beginning to fade, and despite her best efforts, her eyelids grew heavier with each passing moment.
As the minutes ticked by, Percy's mind began to fog with fatigue. The weight of the day, the emotional and physical strain of it all, finally overcame her resistance. Her body, tense and coiled, slowly relaxed against her will.
And in that moment, sleep finally claimed her, drawing her into a deep, dreamless oblivion, where, for a few precious hours, she could forget the nightmare she had been thrust into.
Poseidon lay awake long after Percy's breathing had evened out, watching her in the darkness. His expression was unreadable, a mix of emotions flickering in his eyes—possession, frustration, and something far more complicated. But he kept his promise. He did not reach for her. Not tonight.
Instead, he simply watched over her, as he had vowed to do, while the night stretched on in silence.
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Percy awoke with a start, her heart pounding as she quickly scanned the room. The bed was empty beside her. Poseidon was gone. She exhaled a breath she didn't realize she was holding, relieved to be alone, if only for a moment.
The events of the previous night rushed back to her, and she shuddered from the unsettling memory of his words. She pushed the covers aside and slid out of bed, her bare feet touching the cool marble floor.
As she moved toward the door, it creaked open, and she froze, bracing herself. But instead of Poseidon, a familiar tall, thin figure in formal attire stepped into the room. It was Proteus, Poseidon's butler.
"Good morning, Lady Percilla," Proteus greeted her calmly, with a slight bow. "Lord Poseidon has asked that you prepare for breakfast. He will join you shortly."
Percy narrowed her eyes, wary of the seemingly harmless request. "I'm not hungry," she muttered, her voice edged with defiance.
Proteus didn't so much as blink at her response. "Be that as it may, my lady, Lord Poseidon insists," he replied smoothly. "Additionally, there is someone who wishes to meet you this morning."
Percy's suspicion deepened. "Who?"
"I am not at liberty to say," Proteus answered, his tone unfaltering. "You will find out soon enough. Now, please, allow me to assist you in getting ready."
Reluctantly, she nodded. "Fine. But I'll get ready on my own."
Proteus inclined his head, respectful but unyielding. "As you wish, my lady. I will wait outside." With that, he turned and exited the room, leaving Percy alone once more.
She sighed, running a hand through her tangled hair. The day was just beginning, and already it was fraught with uncertainty. She had no choice but to face whatever—or whoever—was waiting for her. But she vowed to herself that she would stay strong.
Percy quickly dressed, choosing the simplest attire she could find, something that would allow her to move easily if she needed to. As she finished, she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror—a girl who looked far more composed than she felt.
With a final steadying breath, she opened the door. Proteus was waiting just as he said he would be, and with a slight gesture, he led her down the hallway toward what awaited her.
As they walked, Percy's mind whirled with possibilities. Who could this visitor be? And why did they want to meet her? She steeled herself for whatever was to come, determined to keep her guard up.
When they reached the dining hall, Proteus opened the door for her. She stepped inside, her senses on high alert. The table was set with a lavish spread of food. And there, standing by the window, was Poseidon, his back to her, gazing out at the ocean.
But it wasn't him who caught her attention. Seated at the table, facing the door, was someone she didn't recognize.
Percy's breath hitched as she stepped further into the room, waiting for an introduction, waiting for the stranger to speak and reveal their purpose.
The stranger turned his head as Percy entered the room, and her breath caught in her throat. This person is a handsome man with a eyepatch on his right eye and long, silver hair that spikes on his head. There is a leaf-like pattern tattooed across his forehead, a spiked choker necklace lined, and a bead-like earring on his left ear with many smaller piercings. His attire is formal and extravagant, with a collar that spans all the way to his upper chest, and badges decorated on the left and right side of his coat. Finally, he wears long white jeans and a pair of shoes filled with square patterns.
"Good morning, Percilla," the stranger greeted her with a deep, resonant voice that sent a shiver down her spine. "I trust you slept well?"
Percy's eyes flicked from the man to Poseidon, who remained silent, still gazing out at the ocean. There was an odd tension in the air. She turned her attention back to the man seated at the table.
"Who are you?" she asked, her voice steady despite the growing unease in her chest.
The man smiled. "Forgive my rudeness. My name is Hades, ruler of the Underworld. And I am also Poseidon's older brother."
Chapter 19: Hades & Tension
Chapter Text
(Present)
Sitting down, Percy tried to mask her surprise as she faced this world's version of Hades, so different from the one she knew.
Aside from appearances, where the Hades in her world has black hair and eyes, their auras are distinct. Her actual uncle exudes a dark and ominous presence, usually wearing dark robes to appear more sinister. This guy here is like the total opposite. This Hades looks more regal and dignified, like an aristocratic noble.
"Lord Hades," she began, her voice wavering slightly as she tried to regain her composure. "What brings you here?"
Hades' smile remained, though his expression softened as he studied her. "I came to see the ni—girl who has captivated my brother's attention so thoroughly. It is not often that Poseidon is so... possessive." His gaze flicked to Poseidon, who still had not turned around.
Was he about to say something else at first? Percy wondered, confused.
She swallowed, feeling the weight of both gods' presence. "I didn't ask to be kidnapped against my will," she said, her voice firm despite the fear gnawing at her insides.
Hades tilted his head slightly, his expression one of mild curiosity. "No, I suppose you didn't," he acknowledged, his tone surprisingly gentle. "But the whims of gods are often beyond mortal comprehension, and the tides of fate can be unpredictable," Hades continued, his voice smooth and calm, almost as if he were discussing the weather.
Percy narrowed her eyes, not entirely convinced by his calm demeanor. "That doesn't make it right," she countered. "Your brother has no right to keep me here. I bet you watched my life too, so I don't trust you. I just want to go home."
At this, Poseidon finally turned to face them, his expression unreadable. "Percilla that's enough," he began, his voice low but firm, "I already told you that this is your home. I don't want to hear any more complaints from you."
Something snapped inside her.
She abruptly got up from her chair and slammed her hands on the table.
Percy's sudden movement sent a shockwave through the room. The tension, already thick, became nearly palpable as her hands collided with the table, the sound echoing in the large chamber. Her eyes blazed with fury as she glared at Poseidon, her heart pounding in her chest.
"No," she hissed, her voice trembling with suppressed emotion. "This is not my home, and I don't belong here with you. You do not have the right to decide my life!"
Poseidon's eyes darkened dangerously, but Percy didn't back down. She refused to let him intimidate her, even if he was a god.
"How could you fall in love with me just by watching my life? That doesn't even make sense! We only met each other yesterday! And if you expect me to just accept this easily, then you are dead wrong! I don't want any relationship with you!" Percy shouted with the sheer force of her emotions. She could feel the weight of her words, the raw, unfiltered anger that had been simmering beneath the surface since she'd been dragged into this strange and twisted version of reality.
The sea god's expression shifted, a flash of something wild passed through his eyes. He took a step closer, but Hades stopped him.
Hades gently raised a hand, his regal demeanor exuding an air of calm authority that cut through the thick tension in the room. "Enough, both of you," he said, his voice steady and composed. There was no anger in his tone, only a quiet insistence that demanded attention.
Poseidon paused, his gaze still locked on Percy, but the intensity in his eyes lessened, though only slightly. Hades stepped between them, his presence acting as a buffer.
"This is not the time nor the place for such heated emotions," Hades continued, glancing between Percy and his brother. "Percilla is understandably upset, Poseidon, but forcing her to submit to your will won't achieve the peace you claim to desire."
Percy blinked, surprised at Hades' unexpected support, though she still didn't trust him. There was something about this Hades that was more complex, less overtly menacing than the one she knew, but no less dangerous.
"And you, Percilla," Hades said, turning to her, his tone softening just a fraction, "I understand that you feel trapped, but this situation is far more complicated than you may realize. Fighting against my brother in this manner will only cause you more pain."
She clenched her fists, her anger still simmering beneath the surface, but Hades' words carried a weight that made her hesitate. "So, what then?" Percy demanded, her voice strained. "What am I supposed to do? Just accept this? Accept that my life isn't my own anymore?"
Hades sighed, as if he were dealing with a difficult child. "No one is asking you to surrender your will, only to consider that your circumstances have changed, and with them, your choices."
Poseidon started to speak, but Hades held up a hand again, silencing him. "I believe breakfast is still waiting for us. There's no need to let it go to waste, especially when emotions are running high. Perhaps some sustenance will help clear our minds."
Percy stared at him, bewildered by the sudden shift in topic, but Hades seemed unperturbed by her confusion. Poseidon, too, looked taken aback, but after a moment, he nodded reluctantly.
"Very well," Poseidon agreed, his voice curt as he cast one last glance at Percy.
Hades turned his attention back to Percy "Sit, Percilla," he said gently. "A meal in peace is preferable to a battle on an empty stomach."
Percy hesitated but realized she didn't have much choice. She wasn't ready to face Poseidon's wrath again, and if Hades could keep the situation from escalating, then she might have a chance to think and plan her next move.
As Percy sat back down, the rich aroma of various dishes filled her senses, momentarily distracting her from the tension that had just gripped the room. The table was adorned with an array of traditional Greek and Mediterranean breakfast dishes, each more enticing than the last.
In front of her was a plate of tiropita, a golden, flaky pastry stuffed with warm, melted cheese, and beside it, a small serving of spanakopita, a similar pastry filled with spinach and feta. The vibrant green of the spinach contrasted beautifully with the crispy, buttery layers of phyllo dough.
A bowl of fresh Greek yogurt sat nearby, its surface drizzled with honey and sprinkled with a handful of crunchy walnuts. The creamy texture of the yogurt promised a delightful contrast to the sweetness of the honey and the earthiness of the nuts.
There was also a platter of assorted olives—black, green, and kalamata—glistening with olive oil and garnished with sprigs of fresh oregano. Their rich, briny flavor was complemented by a selection of cheeses, including slices of tangy feta and mild kasseri.
Slices of fresh tomatoes and cucumbers were artfully arranged on another plate, their colors vibrant and inviting. Next to them was a dish of dolmades, grape leaves stuffed with a mixture of rice, herbs, and pine nuts, each one meticulously rolled and bursting with flavor.
In the center of the table was a basket of freshly baked pita bread, still warm from the oven. The soft, pillowy bread was perfect for dipping into small bowls of hummus and tahini, or for scooping up bites of the various dishes spread before her.
Finally, there was a dish of loukoumades, golden, bite-sized doughnuts drizzled with honey and sprinkled with cinnamon, their sweet aroma making Percy's mouth water.
Hades observed her as she surveyed the feast, a knowing smile playing on his lips. "I hope you find something to your liking," he said, his tone more amiable now, as though the earlier tension had never occurred. "It is important to nourish both body and spirit, especially in trying times."
Poseidon remained silent, his expression unreadable as he picked up a piece of pita bread and dipped it into the hummus. Percy hesitated for a moment, then reached for a slice of spanakopita, the savory scent drawing her in.
As she took a bite, the flavors danced on her tongue, momentarily easing the turmoil in her mind. But as she ate, Percy couldn't help but think about her next move. She will not stay here forever.
Just as Percy began to relax a bit, the door to the dining chamber creaked open, and Proteus stepped in. He was carrying a covered dish with a flourish, his eyes unexpectedly gleaming with a hint of mischief.
"Lord Poseidon, Lord Hades," Proteus announced, his voice carrying a note of excitement, "I have the final dish ready to surprise the princess."
Poseidon looked up, his attention momentarily diverted from Percy. Hades raised an eyebrow, a touch of curiosity on his face as he regarded Proteus.
Proteus placed the covered dish on the table with a dramatic flourish, and then removed the lid with the same flourish. Underneath was a plate of waffles drizzled in syrup. But these were no ordinary waffles; they were a vibrant shade of blue, glistening as if dusted with a hint of magical shimmer. In the middle of the stack were whipped cream and a piece of butter.
"Blue waffles!" Percy exclaimed in excitement, her eyebrows shooting up in surprise. The dish was completely unexpected and out of place among the traditional Mediterranean fare.
"Yes," Proteus nodded happily, "Lord Poseidon had me make this specially for you, princess."
Poseidon observed Percy's reaction, but his expression remained guarded. "I thought you might appreciate a little something...familiar," he said, his voice carrying a faint trace of warmth.
Percy's eyes widened as she stared at the waffles. "You noticed that I like blue food?" she asked, incredulous.
"Of course I did. I know every detail about you," Poseidon responded calmly.
Though she should feel uncomfortable, Percy found herself reaching for the fork. She cut into the blue waffles, revealing their fluffy interior. As she took a bite, the taste was surprisingly delightful—sweet, with a hint of citrus, and perfectly complemented by the whipped cream and butter. The vibrant color, while unusual, didn't detract from the flavor.
Hades watched her with an approving nod. "It seems that Poseidon's gesture has met with your approval," he remarked in amusement.
Percy didn't respond, absorbed with the food.
Poseidon's gaze softened as he observed Percy enjoying the dish. "I hoped the dish is to your liking," he said quietly.
Percy hesitated, her guard slightly lowered by the unexpected kindness. "Thank you," she said, her voice still edged with suspicion but softer than before. "It's... nice."
Hades leaned back in his chair, his expression one of thoughtful satisfaction. "It is rare to see my brother make such an effort. You have left quite an impression on him."
Poseidon remained silent, his eyes fixed on Percy, though his usual stern demeanor seemed to have eased slightly. As Percy took another bite of the blue waffles, she could feel a complex blend of emotions swirling within her—anger, frustration, and a reluctant sense of gratitude.
"Though we may not always see eye to eye," Hades said, breaking the silence, "it is important to remember that the gods are not the only ones bound by fate. You, too, are a part of this intricate weave, and understanding your place within it might bring you some semblance of peace."
Percy nodded slowly, her mind racing with thoughts of escape and rebellion. But for now, she focused on the meal, using it as a temporary distraction from the tangled web of emotions and the precarious situation she found herself in.
Proteus, who had been observing the exchange with interest, approached the table once more, this time with a more subdued demeanor. "If there is anything more you require, Princess, please let me know."
Percy gave him a grateful smile, appreciating his effort to make her feel somewhat welcome despite her current predicament. "Thank you, Proteus," she replied softly.
When the meal drew to a close, Hades rose gracefully from his seat, the movement smooth and deliberate. His presence filled the room once more, commanding attention with an effortless authority.
"Thank you for your hospitality, Poseidon," Hades said with a courteous nod. His gaze lingered on Percy, and though his expression remained composed, there was a hint of something unreadable in his eyes. "It has been a pleasure to officially meet you, Percilla. I trust we will have the opportunity to speak further in more favorable circumstances."
Percy met his gaze, her own eyes steely but tinged with a flicker of uncertainty. "Sure," she replied, her voice steady despite the tumultuous thoughts swirling in her mind.
Poseidon, still seated, merely nodded in acknowledgment. The earlier warmth in his demeanor had receded, replaced by his usual inscrutable expression.
Hades inclined his head once more and then turned to leave, his movements as regal as his bearing.
Proteus stepped forward, clearing away the dishes with practiced efficiency. The room seemed to exhale a collective sigh of relief as the tension of the previous moments dissipated.
As the last of the plates were cleared away, Poseidon broke the silence. "Now that you are done eating, I will start showing you around my empire, Percilla. It is a good time for you to know the seas and my people."
Note: one more 'present' chapter, than back to reactions.
Chapter 20: Tour
Chapter Text
(Present)
Percy followed Poseidon out of the grand dining chamber after he announced that he would show her his empire. As they stepped outside the palace, she was greeted by the sight of a magnificent carriage made of intricately carved coral and seashells, glistening in the underwater light. The carriage was drawn by a team of four Hippocampi, half-horse and half-fish creatures, their scales shimmering with iridescent colors.
Before they set off, Poseidon paused and glanced at Percy. "You need to change," he said, his tone matter-of-fact.
Percy thought he meant her clothes, but without waiting for her response, he waved his hand in a smooth, commanding gesture. Percy gasped as she felt a strange tingling sensation in her legs. She looked down in alarm, watching as her legs fused together, transforming into a sleek mermaid tail. The scales shimmered in shades of turquoise and emerald, perfectly matching the underwater realm.
"It's a precaution," Poseidon explained, his voice calm but firm. "You'll move more easily through the water, and no one will mistake you for a human."
He then gestured for Percy to step inside the carriage, his demeanor composed and regal, as if the argument over breakfast had never occurred. Percy hesitated for a moment, eyeing the carriage warily, but she climbed in. The interior of the carriage was surprisingly luxurious, with plush seats upholstered in soft seaweed and cushions filled with what felt like the fluffiest of kelp.
As they began their journey, the Hippocampi propelled the carriage forward with swift, graceful movements. The underwater landscape passed by in a blur of colors and shapes, the city around Poseidon's palace teeming with life. Schools of fish darted past them, their scales catching the light and creating a kaleidoscope of colors, while various sea creatures went about their business, seemingly unperturbed by the presence of their god and his guest.
Poseidon described various landmarks as they traveled, his voice calm and authoritative. "That is the Great Coral Reef," he said, indicating a sprawling formation of coral that stretched as far as the eye could see. "It is the heart of my kingdom, home to countless species that rely on its protection."
Percy looked out at the reef, unable to suppress a small gasp of awe at its' beauty. The coral structures were vibrant and intricate, forming a labyrinth of passageways that teemed with life. Schools of fish swam through the crevices, their bodies a blur of color, while larger creatures, like sea turtles and rays, glided gracefully above.
The carriage moved on, and soon they arrived at an underwater marketplace. It was a bustling hub of activity, filled with merpeople, sirens, and other sea creatures, each going about their business. Stalls made of polished shells and sea stones lined the streets, selling everything from exotic underwater plants to precious pearls and gemstones. It all look interesting to her.
As they passed through the market, Poseidon introduced Percy to some of his subjects. The merpeople bowed respectfully as they approached, their tails shimmering in the dim light. "She is your future empress, Percilla, who will one day rule by my side," Poseidon announced.
"I am not your anything!" Percy yelled, but Poseidon ignored her.
The merpeople looked at Percy with curiosity, their gazes lingering on her appearance. She could sense their fascination and awe. Then, unexpectedly to her, they bowed.
"My Empress..." they said respectfully.
"Oh no, no, no! Do not bow to me! I am just a nobody!" she exclaimed in a panic, waving her hands to stop them.
Poseidon gave a triumphant smile. Good, they accept her, he thought.
F*ck, Percy swore in her mind.
As they continued the tour, a group of sirens, perched on a rocky outcrop nearby, sang a hauntingly beautiful melody that echoed through the water. Their voices were enchanting, yet there was an edge to them that made Percy wary. Poseidon nodded to the sirens in acknowledgment, and they responded with graceful bows, their eyes never leaving Percy.
"The sirens serve as my messengers and protectors," Poseidon explained. "Their songs can soothe the fiercest of tempests or bring down ships that dare to challenge my domain."
Percy shivered, remembering the sirens from her own world. Though these sirens appeared more refined, there was an underlying danger to them, just like the ones she had known.
She kept quiet as Poseidon showed her more of his empire. There were underwater gardens filled with rare, bioluminescent plants that glowed with an ethereal light, vast caverns where precious resources were mined by sea dwarves, and ancient ruins that spoke of a time long past, now reclaimed by the ocean.
The people they encountered along the way all reacted similarly to Percy—curious, respectful, and awed. Poseidon kept calling her his Empress, and they bowed to her. She again tried to stop them, but they only listened to their ruler. She felt so uncomfortable with their actions.
As the tour progressed, Percy's mind was only half-focused on the sights and the introductions. She was scanning the surroundings, searching for any potential opportunity for another escape.
Finally, the carriage reached a more secluded part of the kingdom, a series of towering sea stacks that jutted out from the ocean floor, their surfaces covered in vibrant coral and seaweed. Poseidon's attention was momentarily diverted as he explained the significance of this area, describing it as a favorite place for him to be alone with his thoughts and meditate.
Percy suddenly realized this might be a chance for her to escape. She subtly glanced around, noting the absence of other creatures nearby. The Hippocampi were busy eating kelp that had drifted by, and Poseidon was distracted.
After making sure Poseidon was not looking, she quickly bolted.
Percy's heart pounded in her chest as she swam furiously upward, her limbs cutting through the water with desperate speed. She didn't dare look back, knowing that every second counted.
She was determined to be free.
The water around her grew lighter as she ascended, the surface a distant, shimmering veil that beckoned her with the promise of air and freedom. Percy's lungs burned as she pushed herself harder, her strokes frantic and uneven. The thought of escaping Poseidon's grip was the only thing that kept her going.
Just a little more. She could see the ripples above, feel the pull of the surface drawing her closer. Her fingers stretched out, eager to break through and taste the sweet air—
Suddenly, a powerful force yanked her backward, stopping her just inches from the surface. Percy gasped as she was dragged down, spinning wildly until she came face-to-face with Poseidon. His eyes blazed with fury, his normally calm and regal demeanor replaced by a stormy, almost feral anger.
"Did you truly think you could attempt to escape me again?" Poseidon's voice was a deep, dangerous rumble, reverberating through the water and into her bones.
Percy struggled against his grip, her hands pushing against his chest, but it was like trying to move a mountain. He held her effortlessly, his expression darkening with every futile attempt she made to free herself.
"I won't be your prisoner!" Percy spat, glaring at him with defiance even as fear tightened her throat.
"You're not a prisoner," Poseidon growled, his grip tightening around her wrist. "You will become my Empress, and you will learn to accept it."
"I don't want to be Empress, and I don't want you!" she shot back, her voice trembling with anger and fear. "Let me go right now!"
Poseidon sighed, but then his expression hardened. "Once again, I have to remind you that you belong by my side. You will not leave me. Not now, and not ever."
Percy's expression became furious.
"That's it! I've had it with you, Poseidon! You do not have the right to control me and decide my fate!" she screamed at him.
"I DO NOT BELONG TO YOU!"
Without caring for the consequences, Percy twisted in his grasp, her tail thrashing in the water. Poseidon's eyes widened slightly, clearly not expecting her to resist so fiercely. She used the moment of surprise to her advantage, pulling back with all her strength and managing to wrench her arm free from his grip.
Poseidon's shock was palpable, his expression flickering between anger and disbelief. He reached out to grab her again, but Percy was faster. With a quick motion, she swung her arm and punched him square in the face.
The impact sent a shockwave through the water, and Poseidon reeled back, stunned. Percy could see the brief flicker of astonishment in his eyes before it was replaced with a deep, seething rage.
For a moment, the world seemed to hold its breath. The sea around them stilled as if even the ocean itself was in shock at what she had done.
Next chapter back to reactions.
Chapter 21: *We Capture A Flag
Chapter Text
"Something will happen to that camp. That's why she said she will only get to enjoy it briefly," said Artemis.
Artemis's words hung in the air, causing a ripple of unease among the gathered gods. They exchanged glances, each lost in their own thoughts about what might befall the camp.
The next title appeared on the screen:
We Capture A Flag
"I am quite curious what this is about. Why would she capture a flag?," Asked Ares in interest, thinking the girl is going to war.
Loki rolled his eyes."It's a human game Ares. They capture flags as part of a competition, not literally." He explained, being more knowledgeable about human activities since he actually visits Midgard often.
The next few days I settled into a routine that felt almost normal, if you don't count the fact that I was getting lessons from satyrs, nymphs, and a centaur.
Each morning I took Ancient Greek from Anthony, and we talked about the gods and goddesses in the present tense, which was kind of weird. I discovered Anthony was right about my dyslexia: Ancient Greek wasn't that hard for me to read. At least, no harder than English. After a couple of mornings, I could stumble through a few lines of Homer without too much headache.
"I'd like to see her try to learn other languages, like Chinese," said Sun Wukong, a Chinese god known as the Monkey King.
"And Japanese," added Benzaiten, the Shinto goddess of fortune.
"Don't forget Hindi," Rudra exclaimed, the Hindu god of Storms. Shiva and other Hindu gods nodded.
The rest of the day, I'd rotate through outdoor activities, looking for something I was good at. Chiron tried to teach me archery, but we found out pretty quick I wasn't any good with a bow and arrow. He didn't complain, even when he had to desnag a stray arrow out of his tail.
"I can teach her archery," Apollo piped up, which earned him a glare from Poseidon.
"Do not go near her or touch her," Poseidon said menacingly.
The Sun god gulped but hurriedly nodded.
Foot racing? No good either. The wood-nymph instructors left me in the dust. They told me not to worry about it. They'd had centuries of practice running away from lovesick gods.
Everyone side-eyed Apollo, as well as the Greek god Alpheus, the river god.
"What?" Apollo looked surprised at the stares. "It was only one time! Not like father, who chased, like a kajillion of them!"
Zeus gasped at the audacity of his son.
"I'll have you know, my son," Zeus thundered, his voice echoing through the council, "that it was like six! I never pursued anyone who didn't eventually come to appreciate my...charms." He straightened, lightning crackling faintly around his form as if to emphasize his point.
Hera seethed on her throne, while the other Olympians shook their heads or rolled their eyes.
"Idiot," Poseidon muttered.
"Zeus, you dumbass!" Exclaimed Adamas, exasperated.
But still, it was a little humiliating to be slower than a tree.
And wrestling? Forget it. Every time I got on the mat, Clarisse would pulverize me.
Ares let out a suffering groan, earning a pat on his shoulder from Aphrodite.
Poseidon's eyes look like its shooting lasers towards the Ares girl.
"There's more where that came from, punk," she'd mumble in my ear.
The only thing I really excelled at was canoeing, and that wasn't the kind of heroic skill people expected to see from the kid who had beaten the Minotaur.
I knew the senior campers and counselors were watching me, trying to decide who my dad was, but they weren't having an easy time of it. I wasn't as strong as the Ares kids, or as good at archery as the Apollo kids. I didn't have Hephaestus's skill with metalwork or—gods forbid— Dionysus's way with vine plants.
"What's wrong with vine plants?!" Dionysus asked, offended.
"You want to claim her as your child or something?" Buddha asked the wine god casually, raising a brow.
Dionysus immediately froze and glanced at Poseidon, who seems to not hear them.
"No..."
Luke told me I might be a child of Hermes, a kind of jack-of-all-trades, master of none. But I got the feeling he was just trying to make me feel better. He really didn't know what to make of me either.
"I'd be surprise if she were my daughter,"commented Hermes. "She doesn't seem like someone who likes stealing."
Despite all that, I liked camp. I got used to the morning fog over the beach, the smell of hot strawberry fields in the afternoon, even the weird noises of monsters in the woods at night. I would eat dinner with cabin eleven, scrape part of my meal into the fire, and try to feel some connection to my real dad. Nothing came. Just that warm feeling I'd always had, like the memory of his smile. I tried not to think too much about my mom, but I kept wondering: if gods and monsters were real, if all this magical stuff was possible, surely there was some way to save her, to bring her back....
Again, there are pitying looks towards the girl on the screen. Poseidon, Loki, and Beelzebub just don't care about her mother.
I started to understand Luke's bitterness and how he seemed to resent his father, Hermes.
The god of travelers flinched, even though it was not directed towards him.
So okay, maybe gods had important things to do. But couldn't they call once in a while, or thunder, or something? Dionysus could make Diet Coke appear out of thin air. Why couldn't my dad, whoever he was, make a phone appear?
The gods frowned.
"Are our counterparts that neglectful of their children?" Said Demeter in disbelief.
"If that is so, I am sorely disappointed," said Hephaestus, shaking his head.
"Sounds like the gods in that universe really suck a*s," added Indra.
"Since their children are our children too, we'll treat them much better," Hades declared.
Thursday afternoon, three days after I'd arrived at CampHalf-Blood, I had my first sword-fighting lesson. Everybody from cabin eleven gathered in the big circular arena, where Luke would be our instructor.
The war or battle crazy gods like Zeus, Ares, and Thor look interested at this scene.
We started with basic stabbing and slashing, using some straw-stuffed dummies in Greek armor. I guess I did okay. At least, I understood what I was supposed to do and my reflexes were good.
The problem was, I couldn't find a blade that felt right in my hands. Either they were too heavy, or too light, or too long. Luke tried his best to fix me up, but he agreed that none of the practice blades seemed to work for me.
We moved on to dueling in pairs. Luke announced he would be my partner, since this was my first time.
"Good luck," one of the campers told me. "Luke's the best swordsman in the last three hundred years."
Hermes, having accepted Luke as his, smiled at the praise towards his son.
"Maybe he'll go easy on me," I said.
The camper snorted.
"Did they forget that she's new?" Hestia asked with a expression of disapproval.
Luke showed me thrusts and parries and shield blocks the hard way. With every swipe, I got a little more battered and bruised. "Keep your guard up, Percy," he'd say, then whap me in the ribs with the flat of his blade. "No, not that far up!" Whap! "Lunge!" Whap! "Now, back!" Whap!
"He's being too hard on her!" Hestia exclaimed.
"I don't think he is. Isn't there a human saying called 'no pain, no gain'?" Said Shiva lazily.
"But look at the bruises on her poor beautiful skin!" Moaned Aphrodite.
Seeing the amount of bruises on the girl's skin, Poseidon felt the urge to kill the boy.
By the time he called a break, I was soaked in sweat. Everybody swarmed the drinks cooler. Luke poured ice water on his head, which looked like such a good idea, I did the same.
Instantly, I felt better. Strength surged back into my arms. The sword didn't feel so awkward.
"It seems the water gave her energy," Hades observed.
"Okay, everybody circle up!" Luke ordered. "If Percy doesn't mind, I want to give you a little demo."
Great, I thought. Let's all watch Percy get pounded.
The Hermes guys gathered around. They were suppressing smiles. I figured they'd been in my shoes before and couldn't wait to see how Luke used me for a punching bag. He told everybody he was going to demonstrate a disarming technique: how to twist the enemy's blade with the flat of your own sword so that he had no choice but to drop his weapon.
"Let's see how this goes," said Ares, crossing his bulky arms.
"This is difficult," he stressed. "I've had it used against me. No laughing at Percy, now. Most swordsmen have to work years to master this technique."
He demonstrated the move on me in slow motion. Sure enough, the sword clattered out of my hand.
"What an excellent move," complimented Hercules.
Thor nodded in approval. "The boy did it well," he remarked.
"Now in real time," he said, after I'd retrieved my weapon. "We keep sparring until one of us pulls it off. Ready, Percy?"
I nodded, and Luke came after me. Somehow, I kept him from getting a shot at the hilt of my sword. My senses opened up. I saw his attacks coming. I countered. I stepped forward and tried a thrust of my own. Luke deflected it easily, but I saw a change in his face. His eyes narrowed, and he started to press me with more force.
The entire council became still as every deity focused on the screen.
"Go, Percy, go!" Anubis and Loki cheered.
The sword grew heavy in my hand. The balance wasn't right. I knew it was only a matter of seconds before Luke took me down, so I figured, What the heck?
I tried the disarming maneuver.
My blade hit the base of Luke's and I twisted, putting my whole weight into a downward thrust.
The gods held their breath.
Clang.
Luke's sword rattled against the stones. The tip of my blade was an inch from his undefended chest.
The other campers were silent.
The gods were silent, too, but their expressions showed their shock.
I lowered my sword. "Um, sorry."
For a moment, Luke was too stunned to speak.
Every deity in the Council of Valhalla was in the same boat as the son of Hermes.
"My Gods, did you all see that?!" Shiva exclaimed.
The gods exchanged looks of astonishment as the silence stretched on. The Council of Valhalla was rarely at a loss for words, but Percy's unexpected display of skill had left even the most battle-hardened deities momentarily speechless.
"She's untrained and yet...," Hades began, his mind replaying the scene in his head, "she managed to perform a highly advanced maneuver against an experienced swordsman."
Hercules grinned broadly, his blue eyes sparkling with admiration. "That girl has spirit! To face someone that's a seasoned fighter like the son of Hermes, and pull off something so difficult—it's quite impressive!"
Zeus stroked his beard thoughtfully, the wheels turning in his head. "There must be something more to this girl than meets the eye. That was no ordinary feat."
"Indeed," Thor spoke up, his eyes gleaming with interest. "The girl is a natural with a sword."
Loki chuckled, a gleam of mischief in his eye. "That girl is certainly going to keep us entertained. I'd bet good coin on her if she ever took up real combat."
Artemis, nodded slightly. "There's power in her that hasn't fully awakened yet. But when it does...I believe she will be formidable."
Ares, who had been watching with a critical eye, spoke next. "She's got guts. If she were trained properly, she could be a force to reckon with."
Hermes proud of his Luke's skills, but the uneasy feeling about his son from another universe never left. Seeing Percy's unexpected success sparked a sense of curiosity in him towards her.
"I just can't believe it!" Shiva exclaimed again, still reeling from what he had witnessed. "She did that with no formal training? This girl is something else!"
"What do you think of her skills, brother?" Zeus asked Poseidon, but the sea god didn't respond.
Poseidon, while remaining quiet, looked impressed at the girl's feat. A conflicting feeling stirred inside him. One thought ran through his mind:
Would it really be so bad to accept the girl as his daughter?
"Sorry?" His scarred face broke into a grin. "By the gods, Percy, why are you sorry? Show me that again!"
"Yeah, show it again!" Cried out Huginn and Muninn, flapping and jumping on Odin's shoulders. The leader of the Norse pantheon didn't seem to mind.
I didn't want to. The short burst of manic energy had completely abandoned me. But Luke insisted.
This time, there was no contest. The moment our swords connected, Luke hit my hilt and sent my weapon skidding across the floor.
After a long pause, somebody in the audience said, "Beginner's luck?"
Ares scoffed. "There's no beginner's luck. She just needs a better sword."
Luke wiped the sweat off his brow. He appraised at me with an entirely new interest. "Maybe," he said. "But I wonder what Percy could do with a balanced sword... ."
Friday afternoon, I was sitting with Grover at the lake, resting from a near-death experience on the climbing wall. Grover had scampered to the top like a mountain goat, but the lava had almost gotten me. My shirt had smoking holes in it. The hairs had been singed off my forearms.
Poseidon narrowed his eyes in anger at the scene.
"That is quite dangerous for a child," said Hades in disapproval.
Hera, Leto, and Hestia agreed.
We sat on the pier, watching the naiads do underwater basket-weaving, until I got up the nerve to ask Grover how his conversation had gone with Mr. D.
His face turned a sickly shade of yellow.
"Fine," he said. "Just great."
"So your career's still on track?"
He glanced at me nervously. "Chiron t-told you I want a searcher's license?"
"A searcher's license?" Said Susano'o curiously.
"Well... no." I had no idea what a searcher's license was, but it didn't seem like the right time to ask. "He just said you had big plans, you know ... and that you needed credit for completing a keeper's assignment. So did you get it?"
Grover looked down at the naiads. "Mr. D suspended judgment. He said I hadn't failed or succeeded with you yet, so our fates were still tied together. If you got a quest and I went along to protect you, and we both came back alive, then maybe he'd consider the job complete."
"In my opinion, the satyr failed her," said Apollo in contempt, which the other gods agreed.
"I don't like the idea of a young child going on a dangerous quest," Hestia interjected, her tone firm. "A child, untrained and uncertain of her lineage, should not be sent on a perilous quest. It's irresponsible."
Athena nodded in agreement. "It's not just dangerous; it's foolish. Even if she does have potential, she's not ready."
A murmur of agreement rippled through the council, with only a few dissenting voices.
"But what if the quest is what she needs to unlock her true potential?" Ares challenged. "Sometimes, a trial by fire is the only way to bring out a warrior's strength."
"Trial by fire or not, there's a difference between a challenge and a death sentence," Leto countered, her maternal instincts flaring. "The girl doesn't even know who her father is. How can she be expected to face the dangers of a quest?"
My spirits lifted. "Well, that's not so bad, right?"
"Blaa-ha-ha! He might as well have transferred me to stable-cleaning duty. The chances of you getting a quest... and even if you did, why would you want me along?"
"Yeah, why would she want the satyr along?" Loki said disdainfully.
"Of course I'd want you along!"
"She is too nice," commented Buddha.
Poseidon scowled, thinking that her excessive kindness would get her taken advantage of.
Grover stared glumly into the water. "Basket-weaving ... Must be nice to have a useful skill."
I tried to reassure him that he had lots of talents, but that just made him look more miserable. We talked about canoeing and swordplay for a while, then debated the pros and cons of the different gods. Finally, I asked him about the four empty cabins.
At that moment, it was as if every god suddenly perked up.
"Okay, we finally get to hear something very interesting," said Zeus.
"Number eight, the silver one, belongs to Artemis," he said. "She vowed to be a maiden forever. So of course, no kids. The cabin is, you know, honorary. If she didn't have one, she'd be mad."
Artemis nodded in approval.
"Yeah, okay. But the other three, the ones at the end. Are those the Big Three?"
"Big Three?" Questioned the gods.
Adamas suddenly has a troubled feeling.
Grover tensed. We were getting close to a touchy subject. "No. One of them, number two, is Hera's," he said. "That's another honorary thing. She's the goddess of marriage, so of course she wouldn't go around having affairs with mortals. That's her husband's job.
"Of course I wouldn't soil myself with mortals or any other being. Not like this pathetic husk next to me," said Hera, glaring at Zeus.
The leader of the Greek gods shivered in fear. He suddenly remembered a saying mortals would use: Happy wife, happy life.
"I'm sorry, my dear!" Zeus apologized, trembling.
"You already apologized over a million times, and you still do it!"
The other olympians gave tired sighs.
When we say the Big Three, we mean the three powerful brothers, the sons of Kronos."
"Zeus, Poseidon, Hades."
"WHAT?!" The olympian gods erupted in astonishment.
"Does our deceased brother not have a counterpart in that universe?" Demeter asked, her voice tinged with concern.
Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, the only ones who knew Adamas was alive, glanced at the spot where the god of conquest was hidden among the spectators.
Adamas, on the other hand, didn't know what to feel about the fact that there was no alternate version of himself in that universe.
"Right. You know. After the great battle with the Titans, they took over the world from their dad and drew lots to decide who got what."
"Zeus got the sky," I remembered. "Poseidon the sea, Hades the Underworld."
"They drew lots?" Said Hades in confusion. "Is it not their predestined right to receive their domains by birthright?"
"I guess so, brother," said Zeus.
Our counterparts are pathetic, Poseidon thought scornfully.
"Uh-huh."
"But Hades doesn't have a cabin here."
All the deities were shocked.
Hades frowned, wondering how odd that was. Did his counterpart not have a good relationship with his family?
The other Greek gods became enraged.
"How could their Hades not have a cabin!" Yelled Hera angrily. "It's like disrespecting our brother!"
Every gods' opinion of the deities in that universe worsened, especially Poseidon's.
"No. He doesn't have a throne on Olympus, either. He sort of does his own thing down in the Underworld. If he did have a cabin here ..." Grover shuddered. "Well, it wouldn't be pleasant. Let's leave it at that."
The olympians glared at the satyr.
That incompetent insect needs to die, thought Poseidon darkly.
"But Zeus and Poseidon—they both had, like, a bazillion kids in the myths. Why are their cabins empty?"
Like a sound of a record player abruptly stopping, the gods froze.
"What did that damn satyr just say?" Said Poseidon menacingly.
"Zeus I can believe, but..." Shiva trailed off hesitantly, glancing at the seething god of the sea.
"Poseidon, calm down," Hades urged his brother.
But the blonde god cannot keep calm. The idea that his counterpart would sire so many children utterly disgusted him.
"I have only maybe a few thousand kids, not a bazillion. That's overkill even for me," Zeus added unhelpfully.
Hera wants to strangle her husband.
Grover shifted his hooves uncomfortably. "About sixty years ago, after World War II, the Big Three agreed they wouldn't sire any more heroes. Their children were just too powerful. They were affecting the course of human events too much, causing too much carnage. World War II, you know, that was basically a fight between the sons of Zeus and Poseidon on one side, and the sons of Hades on the other. The winning side, Zeus and Poseidon, made Hades swear an oath with them: no more affairs with mortal women. They all swore on the River Styx."
"That is a very serious oath," stated Zeus, frowning. "Breaking it will have dire consequences."
"But is the oath in that universe similar to ours?" Asked Dionysus.
Thunder boomed.
I said, "That's the most serious oath you can make."
Grover nodded.
"And the brothers kept their word—no kids?"
Grover's face darkened. "Seventeen years ago, Zeus fell off the wagon. There was this TV starlet with a big fluffy eighties hairdo—he just couldn't help himself. When their child was born, a little girl named Thalia .. . well, the River Styx is serious about promises. Zeus himself got off easy because he's immortal, but he brought a terrible fate on his daughter."
"What?! No way! The demigods have to deal with the consequences instead of their divine parents?!" Said Zeus in disbelief.
"That's awful!" Exclaimed Hestia in concern. "A child shouldn't be punished for the mistakes of their parents!"
All the deities's opinions of the gods that universe declined even further. Now they felt they had the right to look down at those so-called gods.
"But that isn't fair.' It wasn't the little girl's fault."
Grover hesitated. "Percy, children of the Big Three have powers greater than other half-bloods. They have a strong aura, a scent that attracts monsters. When Hades found out about the girl, he wasn't too happy about Zeus breaking his oath. Hades let the worst monsters out of Tartarus to torment Thalia. A satyr was assigned to be her keeper when she was fourteen , but there was nothing he could do. He tried to escort her here with a couple of other half-bloods she'd befriended. They almost made it. They got all the way to the top of that hill."
The gods' reaction to Grover's explanation was one of horror and disbelief.
"Monsters from Tartarus?" Artemis's voice was laced with concern. "That's beyond cruel."
Hades clenched his fists, his expression darkening. "So my counterpart allowed such horrors to befall the girl Thalia because of Zeus's lapse?"
"The lack of responsibility and compassion is appalling." Leto remarked, shaking her head.
Thor's expression was somber. "A child caught in such turmoil because of a broken oath and the neglect of her own kin. It is indeed troubling."
He pointed across the valley, to the pine tree where I'd fought the minotaur. "All three Kindly Ones were after them, along with a horde of hellhounds. They were about to be overrun when Thalia told her satyr to take the other two half-bloods to safety while she held off the monsters. She was wounded and tired, and she didn't want to live like a hunted animal. The satyr didn't want to leave her, but he couldn't change her mind, and he had to protect the others. So Thalia made her final stand alone, at the top of that hill. As she died, Zeus took pity on her. He turned her into that pine tree. Her spirit still helps protect the borders of the valley. That's why the hill is called Half-Blood Hill."
Seeing the scene of Thalia, the goddesses teared up.
Göll covered her mouth in shock, her eyes welling up with tears.
"Such a selfless sacrifice," Brunhilde spoke suddenly. "To give up her life to protect others, and to be transformed into a guardian."
Hestia's face was stricken with sadness. "It's heartbreaking to think of a child bearing such a burden and facing such a fate because of the failings of the gods."
I stared at the pine in the distance.
The story made me feel hollow, and guilty too. A girl my age had sacrificed herself to save her friends. She had faced a whole army of monsters. Next to that, my victory over the Minotaur didn't seem like much. I wondered, if I'd acted differently, could I have saved my mother?
"Didn't seem like much? For a mortal, she accomplished something extraordinary," said Susano'o.
"She shouldn't look down on herself. The situation was out of her control," stated Hades.
Poseidon nodded in agreement. The girl shouldn't bear the weight of guilt for circumstances beyond her power; her courage was more than enough.
"Grover," I said, "have heroes really gone on quests to the Underworld?"
"Sometimes," he said. "Orpheus. Hercules. Houdini."
Hercules perked up at the mention of his name. He wondered what his alternate self is like.
"And have they ever returned somebody from the dead?"
"No. Never. Orpheus came close... . Percy, you're not seriously thinking—"
"No," I lied. "I was just wondering. So ... a satyr is always assigned to guard a demigod?"
"She needs to work on her lying," Apollo stated.
Grover studied me warily. I hadn't persuaded him that I'd really dropped the Underworld idea. "Not always. We go undercover to a lot of schools. We try to sniff out the half-bloods who have the makings of great heroes. If we find one with a very strong aura, like a child of the Big Three, we alert Chiron. He tries to keep an eye on them, since they could cause really huge problems."
"And you found me. Chiron said you thought I might be something special."
Grover looked as if I'd just led him into a trap. "I didn't... Oh, listen, don't think like that. If you were—you know—you'd never ever be allowed a quest, and I'd never get my license. You're probably a child of Hermes. Or maybe even one of the minor gods, like Nemesis, the god of revenge. Don't worry, okay?"
"She cannot be my child," said Hermes in a matter-of-fact tone.
Nemesis, the Greek goddess of revenge, looked startled at the mention of her name.
I got the idea he was reassuring himself more than me.
That night after dinner, there was a lot more excitement than usual.
At last, it was time for capture the flag.
"Finally, some action!" Yelled Morrígan. The other war gods/goddesses voiced their excitement as well.
When the plates were cleared away, the conch horn sounded and we all stood at our tables.
Campers yelled and cheered as Anthony and two of his siblings ran into the pavilion carrying a silk banner. It was about ten feet long, glistening gray, with a painting of a barn owl above an olive tree. From the opposite side of the pavilion, Clarisse and her buddies ran in with another banner, of identical size, but gaudy red, painted with a bloody spear and a boar's head.
Poseidon narrowed his eyes at the sight of those two halflings.
I turned to Luke and yelled over the noise, "Those are the flags?"
"Yeah."
"Ares and Athena always lead the teams?"
"Not always," he said. "But often."
"So, if another cabin captures one, what do you do— repaint the flag?"
He grinned. "You'll see. First we have to get one."
"Whose side are we on?"
He gave me a sly look, as if he knew something I didn't. The scar on his face made him look almost evil in the torchlight.
Hermes shifted uncomfortably.
"I feel like there's a hint in that statement," remarked Dionysus.
"We've made a temporary alliance with Athena. Tonight, we get the flag from Ares. And you are going to help."
The teams were announced. Athena had made an alliance with Apollo and Hermes, the two biggest cabins. Apparently, privileges had been traded—shower times, chore schedules, the best slots for activities—in order to win support.
Ares had allied themselves with everybody else: Dionysus, Demeter, Aphrodite, and Hephaestus. From what I'd seen, Dionysus's kids were actually good athletes, but there were only two of them. Demeter's kids had the edge with nature skills and outdoor stuff but they weren't very aggressive.
"Um...I can be aggressive," Demeter muttered.
Aphrodite's sons and daughters I wasn't too worried about. They mostly sat out every activity and checked their reflections in the lake and did their hair and gossiped.
Aphrodite raised an eyebrow at this. Her children needed to exercise, lest they become fat and ugly.
Hephaestus's kids weren't pretty, and there were only four of them, but they were big and burly from working in the metal shop all day. They might be a problem.
Hephaestus flinched, being reminded of his looks.
That, of course, left Ares's cabin: a dozen of the biggest, ugliest, meanest kids on Long Island, or anywhere else on the planet.
Ares can feel a headache coming on, even though gods don't get headaches.
Chiron hammered his hoof on the marble.
"Heroes!" he announced. "You know the rules. The creek is the boundary line. The entire forest is fair game. All magic items are allowed. The banner must be prominently displayed, and have no more than two guards. Prisoners may be disarmed, but may not be bound or gagged. No killing or maiming is allowed. I will serve as referee and battlefield medic. Arm yourselves!"
He spread his hands, and the tables were suddenly covered with equipment: helmets, bronze swords, spears, oxhide shields coated in metal.
"Whoa," I said. "We're really supposed to use these?"
Luke looked at me as if I were crazy. "Unless you want to get skewered by your friends in cabin five. Here—Chiron thought these would fit. You'll be on border patrol."
"Border patrol?" The gods echoed.
"Wonder what she would do," said Shiva.
My shield was the size of an NBA backboard, with a big caduceus in the middle. It weighed about a million pounds. I could have snowboarded on it fine, but I hoped nobody seriously expected me to run fast. My helmet, like all the helmets on Athena's side, had a blue horsehair plume on top. Ares and their allies had red plumes.
Anthony yelled, "Blue team, forward!"
We cheered and shook our swords and followed him down the path to the south woods. The red team yelled taunts at us as they headed off toward the north.
I managed to catch up with Anthony without tripping over my equipment. "Hey."
He kept marching.
Poseidon gritted his teeth in anger.
Athena shook her head in disapproval at her son's behavior.
"So what's the plan?" I asked. "Got any magic items you can loan me?"
His hand drifted toward his pocket, as if he were afraid I'd stolen something.
"Just watch Clarisse's spear," he said. "You don't want that thing touching you. Otherwise, don't worry. We'll take the banner from Ares. Has Luke given you your job?"
"Border patrol, whatever that means."
"It's easy. Stand by the creek, keep the reds away. Leave the rest to me. Athena always has a plan."
"She is going to be bait!" Loki laughed until Poseidon glared at him, making him instantly shut up.
How dare those mongrels leave her to defend herself! The sea god thought angrily.
Hades sighed. "They are treating her like a pawn."
He pushed ahead, leaving me in the dust.
"Okay," I mumbled. "Glad you wanted me on your team."
It was a warm, sticky night. The woods were dark, with fireflies popping in and out of view. Anthony stationed me next to a little creek that gurgled over some rocks, then he and the rest of the team scattered into the trees.
Standing there alone, with my big blue-feathered helmet and my huge shield, I felt like an idiot. The bronze sword, like all the swords I'd tried so far, seemed balanced wrong. The leather grip pulled on my hand like a bowling ball.
There was no way anybody would actually attack me, would they? I mean, Olympus had to have liability issues, right?
"I have a feeling they don't," said Hermes.
Far away, the conch horn blew. I heard whoops and yells in the woods, the clanking of metal, kids fighting. A blue-plumed ally from Apollo raced past me like a deer, leaped through the creek, and disappeared into enemy territory.
Great, I thought. I'll miss all the fun, as usual.
Then I heard a sound that sent a chill up my spine, a low canine growl, somewhere close by.
The gods heard it too.
"What the hell is that sound?" Asked Cú Chulainn.
I raised my shield instinctively; I had the feeling something was stalking me.
Every deity became worried for Percy, especially Poseidon.
Then the growling stopped. I felt the presence retreating.
On the other side of the creek, the underbrush exploded. Five Ares warriors came yelling and screaming out of the dark.
"Cream the punk!" Clarisse screamed.
"Oh no," muttered Artemis.
Her ugly pig eyes glared through the slits of her helmet. She brandished a five-foot-long spear, its barbed metal tip flickering with red light. Her siblings had only the standard-issue bronze swords—not that that made me feel any better.
They charged across the stream. There was no help in sight. I could run. Or I could defend myself against half the Ares cabin.
I managed to sidestep the first kid's swing, but these guys were not as stupid the Minotaur. They surrounded me, and Clarisse thrust at me with her spear. My shield deflected the point, but I felt a painful tingling all over my body. My hair stood on end. My shield arm went numb, and the air burned.
Electricity. Her stupid spear was electric. I fell back.
Poseidon abruptly stood up from his throne.
"I will kill that halfbreed!" He roared, startling everyone in the room.
Ares began to tremble in fear.
"Poseidon, cool yourself!" Hades commanded.
His brother grunted but sat back down.
Another Ares guy slammed me in the chest with the butt of his sword and I hit the dirt.
They could've kicked me into jelly, but they were too busy laughing.
"Give her a haircut," Clarisse said. "Grab her hair."
"No, not the hair!" Yelled Aphrodite in horror.
I managed to get to my feet. I raised my sword, but Clarisse slammed it aside with her spear as sparks flew. Now both my arms felt numb.
"Your kids really fight dirty Ares. They are so unlike you," commented Apollo.
Ares groaned and rubbed his face.
"Oh, wow," Clarisse said. "I'm scared of this girl. Really scared."
"The flag is that way," I told her. I wanted to sound angry, but I was afraid it didn't come out that way.
"Yeah," one of her siblings said. "But see, we don't care about the flag. We care about a girl who made our cabin look stupid."
"They do that themselves," stated Buddha.
"You do that without my help," I told them. It probably wasn't the smartest thing to say.
Some gods chuckled.
Two of them came at me. I backed up toward the creek, tried to raise my shield, but Clarisse was too fast. Her spear stuck me straight in the ribs. If I hadn't been wearing an armored breastplate, I would've been shish-ke-babbed. As it was, the electric point just about shocked my teeth out of my mouth. One of her cabinmates slashed his sword across my arm, leaving a good-size cut.
Poseidon does not care those demigods are just children. He would shish-ke-babbed them with his own trident.
Seeing my own blood made me dizzy—warm and cold at the same time.
"No maiming," I managed to say.
"Oops," the guy said. "Guess I lost my dessert privilege.
Odin frowned in disapproval. "That's a very light punishment."
He pushed me into the creek and I landed with a splash. They all laughed. I figured as soon as they were through being amused, I would die. But then something happened. The water seemed to wake up my senses, as if I'd just had a bag of my mom's double-espresso jelly beans.
"Oooh, is she finally going to use her powers?" Said Zeus excitedly. "I hope she drowns them!"
"Those are my kids, dad!" Ares cried out in horror.
"Oh...oh yeah..."
Clarisse and her cabinmates came into the creek to get me, but I stood to meet them. I knew what to do. I swung the flat of my sword against the first guy's head and knocked his helmet clean off. I hit him so hard I could see his eyes vibrating as he crumpled into the water.
Ugly Number Two and Ugly Number Three came at me. I slammed one in the face with my shield and used my sword to shear off the other guy's horsehair plume. Both of them backed up quick. Ugly Number Four didn't look really anxious to attack, but Clarisse kept coming, the point of her spear crackling with energy. As soon as she thrust, I caught the shaft between the edge of my shield and my sword, and I snapped it like a twig.
Everyone looked impressed by her skills.
"It seems not only does the water give her energy, it also helped sharpen her focus," Hades remarked, looking amazed.
"Ah!" she screamed. "You idiot! You corpse-breath worm!"
Loki scoffed. "You called that an insult?"
She probably would've said worse, but I smacked her between the eyes with my sword-butt and sent her stumbling backward out of the creek.
Then I heard yelling, elated screams, and I saw Luke racing toward the boundary line with the red team's banner lifted high. He was flanked by a couple of Hermes guys covering his retreat, and a few Apollos behind them, fighting off the Hephaestus kids. The Ares folks got up, and Clarisse muttered a dazed curse.
"A trick!" she shouted. "It was a trick."
"No you little b*tch, you just got your a*s beat!" Insulted Indra.
They staggered after Luke, but it was too late. Everybody converged on the creek as Luke ran across into friendly territory. Our side exploded into cheers. The red banner shimmered and turned to silver. The boar and spear were replaced with a huge caduceus, the symbol of cabin eleven. Everybody on the blue team picked up Luke and started carrying him around on their shoulders. Chiron cantered out from the woods and blew the conch horn.
The game was over. We'd won.
I was about to join the celebration when Anthony's voice, right next to me in the creek, said, "Not bad, hero."
I looked, but he wasn't there.
"Wait, don't tell me that halfling was there the whole time!" Exclaimed Hera angrily.
Once again, Poseidon became enraged.
"Where the heck did you learn to fight like that?" he asked. The air shimmered, and he materialized, holding a Yankees baseball cap as if he'd just taken it off his head.
I felt myself getting angry. I wasn't even fazed by the fact that he'd just been invisible. "You set me up," I said. "You put me here because you knew Clarisse would come after me, while you sent Luke around the flank. You had it all figured out."
Anthony shrugged. "I told you. Athena always, always has a plan."
Athena rubbed her temples. This so-called son was an embarrassment to her.
Poseidon just wants to crush the head of this halfbreed with his bare hands.
"A plan to get me pulverized."
"I came as fast as I could. I was about to jump in, but ..." he shrugged. "You didn't need help."
"It wouldn't hurt to lend her a hand, you nimrod!" Shouted Durga, earning nods from her sister-wives.
Then he noticed my wounded arm. "How did you do that?"
"Sword cut," I said. "What do you think?"
"No. It was a sword cut. Look at it."
The blood was gone. Where the huge cut had been, there was a long white scratch, and even that was fading. As I watched, it turned into a small scar, and disappeared.
The gods look surprised at how fast the scar healed.
"I—I don't get it," I said.
Anthony was thinking hard. I could almost see the gears turning. He looked down at my feet, then at Clarisse's broken spear, and said, "Step out of the water, Percy."
"What—"
"Just do it."
I came out of the creek and immediately felt bone tired. My arms started to go numb again. My adrenaline rush left me. I almost fell over, but Anthony steadied me.
"Oh, Styx," he cursed. "This is not good. I didn't want ... I assumed it would be Zeus... ."
Poseidon scowled at the audacity of the halfbreed assuming the girl's parentage. How can his idiot brother be her father. The girl is his—
He stopped himself.
Before I could ask what he meant, I heard that canine growl again, but much closer than before. A howl ripped through the forest.
"It's that growl again," said Hestia.
The campers' cheering died instantly. Chiron shouted something in Ancient Greek, which I would realize, only later, I had understood perfectly: "Stand ready! My bow!"
Anthony drew his sword.
There on the rocks just above us was a black hound the size of a rhino, with lava-red eyes and fangs like daggers.
"A hellhound!" Hades exclaimed in shock. "Did my counterpart actually sent one after her?!"
Poseidon and everyone else became worried again.
It was looking straight at me.
Nobody moved except Anthony, who yelled, "Percy, run!"
He tried to step in front of me, but the hound was too fast. It leaped over him—an enormous shadow with teeth—and just as it hit me, as I stumbled backward and felt its razor-sharp claws ripping through my armor, there was a cascade of thwacking sounds, like forty pieces of paper being ripped one after the other. From the hounds neck sprouted a cluster of arrows. The monster fell dead at my feet.
The deities sighed in relief at the dead hellhound.
"I hope Percy is okay," said Hercules in concern.
By some miracle, I was still alive. I didn't want to look underneath the ruins of my shredded armor. My chest felt warm and wet, and I knew I was badly cut. Another second, and the monster would've turned me into a hundred pounds of delicatessen meat.
"Thank gods she's alright," said Leto in relief.
Poseidon could finally relax.
Chiron trotted up next to us, a bow in his hand, his face grim.
"Di immortales!" Anthony said. "That's a hellhound from the Fields of Punishment. They don't ... they're not supposed to ..."
"Someone summoned it," Chiron said. "Someone inside the camp."
"A spy?" Asked Ra-Horakhty.
Luke came over, the banner in his hand forgotten, his moment of glory gone.
Clarisse yelled, "It's all Percy's fault! Percy summoned it!"
Stupid girl! Poseidon thought, glaring at the demigod.
"Be quiet, child," Chiron told her.
We watched the body of the hellhound melt into shadow, soaking into the ground until it disappeared.
"You're wounded," Anthony told me. "Quick, Percy, get in the water."
"I'm okay."
"No, you're not," he said. "Chiron, watch this."
I was too tired to argue. I stepped back into the creek, the whole camp gathering around me.
Instantly, I felt better. I could feel the cuts on my chest closing up. Some of the campers gasped.
"Wow, the water really help quicken her healing! She really is uncle's daughter!" Apollo accidentally exclaimed, before he realized what he said. He immediately shut his mouth, and glanced nervously at Poseidon.
To his surprise, Poseidon didn't rebuke or try to kill him.
"Look, I—I don't know why," I said, trying to apologize. "I'm sorry...."
But they weren't watching my wounds heal. They were staring at something above my head.
"Percy," Anthony said, pointing. "Um ..."
By the time I looked up, the sign was already fading, but I could still make out the hologram of green light, spinning and gleaming. A three-tipped spear: a trident.
"That must be claiming," Hades stated.
"So the other Poseidon have recognized her," said Odin in interest.
"Yes, it seems that Poseidon's counterpart has officially recognized her as his daughter. What an interesting way to do so," commented Susano'o.
Poseidon glared murderously at the screen.
So my counterpart officially claim the girl as his daughter, he thought with a scowl, how dare he make a show of it after leaving her defenseless since her birth!
"Your father," Anthony murmured. "This is really not good."
"It is determined," Chiron announced.
All around me, campers started kneeling, even the Ares cabin, though they didn't look happy about it.
"My father?" I asked, completely bewildered.
"Poseidon," said Chiron. "Earthshaker, Stormbringer, Father of Horses. Hail, Percilla Jackson, Daughter of the Sea God."
The scene ended.
"It wasn't that much of a revelation. We knew already," said Buddha.
Chapter 22: *I Am Offered A Quest
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Zeus leaned back in his throne, arms crossed as he turned to Poseidon. "So, brother, what do you think of your counterpart's bold move, claiming Percy so publicly? It seems rather... extravagant."
He didn't expect his brother to respond, but he did.
Poseidon, who had been staring at the projection with tightly clenched fists, scowled. His icy-blue eyes darkened, like a storm brewing within them. "Extravagant? More like pathetic," he spat, his voice laced with contempt. "My counterpart let her grow up alone, unaware of her power, unprotected. And now, after years of neglect, he has the audacity to claim her in front of all those lesser beings? It's a spectacle, nothing more."
Hades raised an eyebrow, amused by Poseidon's reaction. "A spectacle, perhaps, but an effective one. The girl is now bound to him, in name and blood. You can't deny that his timing was... strategic."
Poseidon's lip curled in disdain. "Strategic or desperate? It reeks of cowardice, hiding behind a grand gesture instead of actually protecting her." His fingers drummed angrily on the armrest of his throne. "If I were in his position—" he abruptly stopped himself.
The rest of the gods were silent, watching the exchange between the brothers.
Although Adamas couldn't join them, he listened to their conversation intently.
"My little bro cannot still be in denial, man," the god of conquest mumbled, shaking his head.
Zeus and Hades glanced at each other before looking back at Poseidon.
"Hey bro! You admit the girl is your daughter now?" Zeus exclaimed.
Poseidon ignored him.
The god of the sky chuckled quietly to himself.
The screen played again and a title appeared:
I Am Offered A Quest
Zeus raised a brow. "A quest? It seems those gods want to put the girl to work."
Poseidon's scowl deepened. His gaze remained locked on the screen, fury bubbling beneath the surface. "A quest? So, my counterpart decides to send her on a fool's errand, while he still hides behind his realm?"
Hades leaned back in his seat. "A quest is a trial, a way to prove one's worth to the gods. Perhaps your counterpart isn't as much of a fool as you claim, Poseidon."
Hercules frowned, his eyes narrowing at the title. "A quest can mean danger. She's just a young girl. It doesn't seem right to throw her into the lion's den."
"Interesting," Shiva said with a smirk, tilting his head as he watched the screen. "A mortal being offered a quest by the gods. Seems like this Percy girl's about to be thrown into the deep end, huh?"
Loki grinned mischievously. "The deep end, or more like a hurricane. She's the daughter of Poseidon's counterpart after all."
Aphrodite sighed, flicking her hair. "Can't those gods just let the girl live in peace?"
Shiva shrugged, casually stretching his arms. "Quests are about pushing limits. If the girl's strong, she'll come out the other side even stronger. But if not... well..."
Zeus's eyes gleamed, enjoying the reactions. "Ah, Hercules, you of all people should know that trials are the forge of heroes. If this Percy is to live up to her potential, she must endure them."
The gods watched as the screen faded, leaving them to contemplate what would happen next in Percy's journey, each with their own thoughts on the impending quest.
The scene began.
The next morning, Chiron moved me to cabin three.
I didn't have to share with anybody. I had plenty of room for all my stuff: the Minotaur's horn, one set of spare clothes, and a toiletry bag. I got to sit at my own dinner table, pick all my own activities, call "lights out" whenever I felt like it, and not listen to anybody else.
And I was absolutely miserable.
Aphrodite clicked her tongue. "Poor girl. All that power within, and still so lonely.
Hercules nodded, understanding her pain. "Isolation comes with greatness. If it's her destiny, then she'll have to bear that burden."
Just when I'd started to feel accepted, to feel I had a home in cabin eleven and I might be a normal kid—or as normal as you can be when you're a half-blood—I'd been separated out as if I had some rare disease.
Nobody mentioned the hellhound, but I got the feeling they were all talking about it behind my back. The attack had scared everybody. It sent two messages: one, that I was the daughter of the Sea God; and two, monsters would stop at nothing to kill me. They could even invade a camp that had always been considered safe.
Odin leaned forward, his single eye gleaming. "The camp isn't as safe as they believe. She's marked by her bloodline, and no boundary will protect her now."
The other campers steered clear of me as much as possible. Cabin eleven was too nervous to have sword class with me after what I'd done to the Ares folks in the woods, so my lessons with Luke became one-on-one. He pushed me harder than ever, and wasn't afraid to bruise me up in the process.
"You're going to need all the training you can get," he promised, as we were working with swords and flaming torches. "Now let's try that viper-beheading strike again. Fifty more repetitions."
Thor nodded in approval. "She'll need more than brute strength. Precision is key in battle. If she can master this, she'll be a force to reckon with."
Anthony still taught me Greek in the mornings, but he seemed distracted. Every time I said something, he scowled at me, as if I'd just poked him between the eyes.
After lessons, he would walk away muttering to himself: "Quest ... Poseidon? ... Dirty rotten ... Got to make a plan ..."
Shiva smirked. "Looks like not everyone's thrilled about this quest."
Poseidon's eyes narrowed dangerously at the half-breed's mention of his counterpart's name in such a despicable tone. While he held a low opinion of his alternate self, the way the demigod spoke felt like disrespect toward him. "That insolent fool dares to speak like that?" he growled, his voice rumbling like distant thunder.
Even Clarisse kept her distance, though her venomous looks made it clear she wanted to kill me for breaking her magic spear. I wished she would just yell or punch me or something. I'd rather get into fights every day than be ignored.
Zeus laughed loudly, much to the annoyance of Poseidon and Hera. "That's more like it! A fight a day keeps the boredom away!"
I knew somebody at camp resented me, because one night I came into my cabin and found a mortal newspaper dropped inside the doorway, a copy of the New York Daily News, opened to the Metro page. The article took me almost an hour to read, because the angrier I got, the more the words floated around on the page.
Loki smirked, crossing his arms. "Looks like the humans are already spreading rumors. Typical."
From his hiding spot, Adamas frowned. "A kid going through all of this... doesn't sit right with me."
GIRL AND MOTHER STILL MISSING AFTER
FREAK CAR ACCIDENT
BY EILEEN SMYTHE
Sally Jackson and daughter Percilla are still missing one week after their mysterious disappearance. The family's badly burned '78 Camaro was discovered last Saturday on a north Long Island road with the roof ripped off and the front axle broken. The car had flipped and skidded for several hundred feet before exploding.
Mother and daughter had gone for a weekend vacation to Montauk, but left hastily, under mysterious circumstances. Small traces of blood were found in the car and near the scene of the wreck, but there were no other signs of the missing Jacksons. Residents in the rural area reported seeing nothing unusual around the time of the accident.
Ms. Jackson's husband, Gabe Ugliano, claims that his stepdaughter, Percilla Jackson, is a troubled child who has been kicked out of numerous boarding schools and has expressed violent tendencies in the past.
Police would not say whether daughter Percilla is a suspect in her mother's disappearance, but they have not ruled out foul play. Below are recent pictures of Sally Jackson and Percilla. Police urge anyone with information to call the following toll-free crime-stoppers hotline.
"Humans are so quick to blame those who are different. The poor girl." Said Aphrodite, brushing her hair back.
Buddha grinned. "Her stepfather is a real piece of work. What an idiot."
Poseidon and Hades narrowed their eyes at the mention of Gabe Ugliano.
Poseidon's grip tightened on the armrest of his throne, his voice low and dangerous. "That mortal dares to slander her? I would crushed that fool with my waves."
Hades nodded, his expression darkening. "He speaks of her as if she's a criminal. Fools like him always seek to twist the truth for attention. I have little tolerance for such insolence." His voice became even colder. "Perhaps one day, the stepfather will learn what true consequences are."
The phone number was circled in black marker.
I wadded up the paper and threw it away, then flopped down in my bunk bed in the middle of my empty cabin.
"Lights out," I told myself miserably.
Poseidon clenched his fists at the sight of her misery. She shouldn't be facing this. If my counterpart had any sense, he'd shield her from this nonsense.
That night, I had my worst dream yet.
I was running along the beach in a storm. This time, there was a city behind me. Not New York. The sprawl was different: buildings spread farther apart, palm trees and low hills in the distance.
"A storm dream? That's got your name written all over it, Poseidon," Zeus said casually.
The Olympians smacked their foreheads.
The tyrant scowled. "Do not make come me stab you, Zeus."
About a hundred yards down the surf, two men were fighting. They looked like TV wrestlers, muscular, with beards and long hair. Both wore flowing Greek tunics, one trimmed in blue, the other in green. They grappled with each other, wrestled, kicked and head-butted, and every time they connected, lightning flashed, the sky grew darker, and the wind rose.
Zeus's eyes gleamed with interest. "Two gods fighting—one in blue, one in green? Who else could that be?"
Poseidon growled, eyes narrowing further. "Our counterparts have no shame. Fighting like children, while the world falls apart around them."
Hades raised an eyebrow. "Or is it symbolic? After all, mortals often dream of their own inner conflicts."
I had to stop them. I didn't know why. But the harder I ran, the more the wind blew me back, until I was running in place, my heels digging uselessly in the sand.
Apollo sighed deeply. "Trying to stop gods from fighting is like digging your own grave."
Over the roar of the storm, I could hear the blue-robed one yelling at the green-robed one, Give it back! Give it back! Like a kindergartner fighting over a toy.
Shiva burst out laughing. "Those gods sound ridiculous. 'Give it back!'" He mimicked mockingly. "What is this, a schoolyard brawl?"
The other deities nodded in agreement. They couldn't believe how immature the gods in that universe are.
The waves got bigger, crashing into the beach, spraying me with salt.
I yelled, Stop it! Stop fighting!
The ground shook. Laughter came from somewhere under the earth, and a voice so deep and evil it turned my blood to ice.
The Greek gods froze at the sound, their sudden stillness causing the other deities to grow concerned.
Hades's eyes flickered. "That voice... this is something darker. It seems familiar, somehow."
Poseidon cracked the armrests of his throne, glaring dangerously at the screen.
Come down, little hero, the voice crooned. Come down!
Odin frowned in concern. "It sounds like it's trying to lure her."
The sand split beneath me, opening up a crevice straight down to the center of the earth. My feet slipped, and darkness swallowed me.
I woke up, sure I was falling.
I was still in bed in cabin three. My body told me it was morning, but it was dark outside, and thunder rolled across the hills. A storm was brewing. I hadn't dreamed that.
"I do not believe that was an ordinary dream," Morpheus remarked. "It looks to be more of a premonition."
"I agree with you," said Heimdall, the Norse god of foresight and surveillance.
Thor nodded, his eyes lighting up. "The storm is a sign. It's not just weather; it's portent."
I heard a clopping sound at the door, a hoof knocking on the threshold.
"Ugh, please don't tell me who I think it is," groaned Loki.
"Come in?"
Grover trotted inside, looking worried. "Mr. D wants to see you."
"Why?"
"He wants to kill... I mean, I'd better let him tell you."
Dionysus jolted. "Wait, what was the Satyr about to say? My counterpart wants to kill her?"
Poseidon's face darkened. If my nephew's counterpart dares to hurt her...
Nervously, I got dressed and followed, sure that I was in huge trouble.
Loki chuckled. "Ah, the classic misinterpretation. Always a good sign of trouble."
For days, I'd been half expecting a summons to the Big House. Now that I was declared a daughter of Poseidon, one of the Big Three gods who weren't supposed to have kids, I figured it was a crime for me just to be alive. The other gods had probably been debating the best way to punish me for existing, and now Mr. D was ready to deliver their verdict.
"If those gods dare to punish her for nothing, then they have no sense of honor!" Growled Poseidon.
Loki grinned wickedly. "Punishing a child for their parentage? How amusingly pathetic."
Hades' eyes narrowed. "To condemn someone for their lineage is a grave injustice that should not be tolerated."
Odin nodded solemnly. "Indeed. Usually, it is the gods' duty to guide, not to castigate their own kin. If such a thing is happening, it undermines the very essence of divine responsibility."
Over Long Island Sound, the sky looked like ink soup coming to a boil. A hazy curtain of rain was coming in our direction. I asked Grover if we needed an umbrella.
"No," he said. "It never rains here unless we want it to."
I pointed at the storm. "What the heck is that, then?"
He glanced uneasily at the sky. "It'll pass around us. Bad weather always does."
Zeus frowned. "The weather is being influenced by my counterpart. The storm seems to be significant."
I realized he was right. In the week I'd been here, it had never even been overcast. The few rain clouds I'd seen had skirted right around the edges of the valley.
But this storm ... this one was huge.
At the volleyball pit, the kids from Apollo's cabin were playing a morning game against the satyrs. Dionysus's twins were walking around in the strawberry fields, making the plants grow. Everybody was going about their normal business, but they looked tense. They kept their eyes on the storm.
"Even the gods' children are feeling the impact of this storm," Susano'o said observantly.
Ares, watching intently, nodded. "The storm's intensity must be making its presence felt across the camp. The unease is palpable."
Beelzebub's eyes narrowed as he took in the sight. "Clearly, it is a sign of the growing tension between the gods," he said, finally speaking up after staying silent. He had been busy writing notes.
"Look at the kids trying to act normal while clearly on edge. It's almost entertaining," Loki said mischievously.
Hestia sighed, shaking her head. "It's a shame. The tension is clouding their enjoyment. It's not right for them to be so anxious during what should be a simple game or a peaceful day in the fields."
Grover and I walked up to the front porch of the Big House. Dionysus sat at the pinochle table in his tiger-striped Hawaiian shirt with his Diet Coke, just as he had on my first day. Chiron sat across the table in his fake wheelchair. They were playing against invisible opponents--two sets of cards hovering in the air.
Dionysus wondered if the Diet Coke will be a permanent fixture of his counterpart.
"Well, well," Mr. D said without looking up. "Our little celebrity."
I waited.. . . . . . . . .
"Come closer," Mr. D said. "And don't expect me to kowtow to you, mortal, just because old Barnacle-Beard is your father."
Many gods gasped in shock at the insult.
"How insolent," said Hera with a scowl.
Poseidon glared at his nephew's alternate on the screen, angered by the audacity of the insult since it is like a disrespect towards himself. But he couldn't believe that his counterpart had a beard.
Zeus and Hades, finding it funny, tried to stifle their laughter.
Adamas chuckled to himself, mumbling "Barnacle-Beard..."
The wine god flinched at his counterpart's disrespect toward's his uncle's alternate.
A net of lightning flashed across the clouds. Thunder shook the windows of the house.
"Hmph! How petty that my counterpart is trying to make his presence known," Zeus grumbled.
"It seems the situation is escalating quickly. I wonder how much more the mortal world in that universe will bear."Said Hades.
"Blah, blah, blah," Dionysus said.
Chiron feigned interest in his pinochle cards. Grover cowered by the railing, his hooves clopping back and forth.
"If I had my way," Dionysus said, "I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames. We'd sweep up the ashes and be done with a lot of trouble. But Chiron seems to feel this would be against my mission at this cursed camp: to keep you little brats safe from harm."
Poseidon's face darkened with fury as he emitted a menacing aura. The weaker gods shivered in fear, feeling the surge of power emanating from him.
"Spontaneous combustion is a form of harm, Mr. D," Chiron put in.
"Nonsense," Dionysus said. "Girl wouldn't feel a thing. Nevertheless, I've agreed to restrain myself I'm thinking of turning you into a dolphin instead, sending you back to your father."
The gods exchanged curious glances, wondering if they would finally see Poseidon's counterpart. The sea god, however, was annoyed and not at all enthusiastic about seeing his alternate self.
"Mr. D—" Chiron warned.
"Oh, all right," Dionysus relented. "There's one more option. But it's deadly foolishness." Dionysus rose, and the invisible players' cards dropped to the table. "I'm off to Olympus for the emergency meeting. If the girl is still here when I get back, I'll turn her into an Atlantic bottlenose. Do you understand? And Percilla Jackson, if you're at all smart, you'll see that's a much more sensible choice than what Chiron feels you must do."
"He sounds so unpleasant to be around," commented Persephone.
Dionysus looked as if he swallowed a lemon. "My counterpart doesn't have to keep speaking to the girl that way."
Dionysus picked up a playing card, twisted it, and it became a plastic rectangle. A credit card? No. A security pass.
He snapped his fingers.
The air seemed to fold and bend around him. He became a hologram, then a wind, then he was gone, leaving only the smell of fresh-pressed grapes lingering behind.
Chiron smiled at me, but he looked tired and strained. "Sit, Percilla, please. And Grover."
We did.
Chiron laid his cards on the table, a winning hand he hadn't gotten to use.
"Tell me, Percilla," he said. "What did you make of the hellhound?"
"It was ugly," commented Anubis, before being smacked on the head by Ra once again.
"Shut up, you foolish boy, or you'll anger Hades!" Ra-Horakhty whispered-yelled at his great-great-grandson.
"It's not his hellhound though," mumbled the young looking Egyptian god.
Just hearing the name made me shudder.
Chiron probably wanted me to say, Heck, it was nothing. I eat hellhounds for breakfast. But I didn't feel like lying.
"Good, you are bad at it," stated Apollo.
"It scared me," I said. "If you hadn't shot it, I'd be dead."
"Her survival instincts are sharp. She won't die easily," Ares stated.
"You'll meet worse, Percy. Far worse, before you're done."
"Worse?! She is going to face more dangerous monsters?!" Hestia yelled.
The gods, including Poseidon, looked worried.
"Monsters are a test of strength and resolve for demigods. She'll face them, and she'll endure." Declared Hercules.
"Done ... with what?"
"Your quest, of course. Will you accept it?"
I glanced at Grover, who was crossing his fingers.
"Um, sir," I said, "you haven't told me what it is yet."
Chiron grimaced. "Well, that's the hard part, the details."
Thunder rumbled across the valley. The storm clouds had now reached the edge of the beach. As far as I could see, the sky and the sea were boiling together.
"Poseidon and Zeus," I said. "They're fighting over something valuable ... something that was stolen, aren't they?".
"Just what the hell was stolen from our counterparts to make them fight each other?" Asked Zeus impatiently.
Hades and Poseidon frowned, thinking it over.
Chiron and Grover exchanged looks.
Chiron sat forward in his wheelchair. "How did you know that?"
My face felt hot. I wished I hadn't opened my big mouth. "The weather since Christmas has been weird, like the sea and the sky are fighting. Then I talked to Anthony, and he'd overheard something about a theft. And ... I've also been having these dreams."
"I knew it," Grover said.
Athena scowled. "Of course the satyr knew."
"Hush, satyr," Chiron ordered.
"But it is her quest!" Grover's eyes were bright with excitement. "It must be!"
"Only the Oracle can determine." Chiron stroked his bristly beard. "Nevertheless, Percy, you are correct. Your father and Zeus are having their worst quarrel in centuries. They are fighting over something valuable that was stolen. To be precise: a lightning bolt."
"A lightning bolt?!" Exclaimed the deities in surprise.
"Why is a lightning bolt valuable?" Wondered Zeus in confusion.
I laughed nervously. "A what?"
"Do not take this lightly," Chiron warned. "I'm not talking about some tinfoil-covered zigzag you'd see in a second-grade play. I'm talking about a two-foot-long cylinder of high-grade celestial bronze, capped on both ends with god-level explosives."
"Oh."
"That is interesting," commented Hephaestus, thinking about the intricate craftsmanship and destructive potential.
"Zeus's master bolt," Chiron said, getting worked up now. "The symbol of his power, from which all other lightning bolts are patterned. The first weapon made by the Cyclopes for the war against the Titans, the bolt that sheered the top off Mount Etna and hurled Kronos from his throne; the master bolt, which packs enough power to make mortal hydrogen bombs look like firecrackers."
"So my alternate has his own symbol of power and it's... stolen?" Zeus said in disbelief. "How can a god be so careless?!"
"There is a likelihood that the alternates of Poseidon and I have their own symbols of power," said Hades. "Would our counterparts be careless as well?"
"The most important thing is whether our counterparts can make do without their pathetic symbols," sneered Poseidon. "If they are weaker without them, they are utterly useless!"
"And it's missing?"
"Stolen," Chiron said.
"By who?"
"By whom," Chiron corrected. Once a teacher, always a teacher. "By you."
"WHAT?!!" everyone in the room yelled.
"How could Percy steal from a god?!" Leto exclaimed. "She hasn't known about their existence before coming to the camp!"
"And where would she even find it?!" Added Demeter.
Poseidon became angry at the centaur for accusing the girl of stealing a trivial bolt that his brother's counterpart had been so negligent in looking after himself.
The number of people he wants to kill in that universe keeps building up.
My mouth fell open.
"At least"—Chiron held up a hand—"that's what Zeus thinks. During the winter solstice, at the last council of the gods, Zeus and Poseidon had an argument. The usual nonsense: 'Mother Rhea always liked you best', 'Air disasters are more spectacular than sea disasters,' et cetera.
Poseidon and Zeus exchanged glances.
"Seriously, how petty are our counterparts?" Zeus remarked, and his brother nodded in agreement.
Hades sighed. "I wish Mother were here. She is the only one who can truly keep you both in line."
Hera and Hestia nodded in agreement.
Poseidon glared at the god of the underworld, while Zeus panicked.
"No, no! There is no need for her to be here!" He frantically waved his hands.
Adamas chuckled quietly to himself. "Yeah, Mother is missing all the fun."
Afterward, Zeus realized his master bolt was missing, taken from the throne room under his very nose. He immediately blamed Poseidon. Now, a god cannot usurp another god's symbol of power directly—that is forbidden by the most ancient of divine laws. But Zeus believes your father convinced a human hero to take it."
"Don't tell me my counterpart is blaming his brother without proof?" Zeus said disbelievingly.
"And they thought the human hero is the girl?" Buddha asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I am starting to believe the gods in that universe are dumber than the mortals," Loki remarked, which the gods agreed.
"But I didn't—"
"Patience and listen, child," Chiron said. "Zeus has good reason to be suspicious. The forges of the Cyclopes are under the ocean, which gives Poseidon some influence over the makers of his brother's lightning. Zeus believes Poseidon has taken the master bolt, and is now secretly having the Cyclopes build an arsenal of illegal copies, which might be used to topple Zeus from his throne. The only thing Zeus wasn't sure about was which hero Poseidon used to steal the bolt. Now Poseidon has openly claimed you as his daughter. You were in New York over the winter holidays. You could easily have snuck into Olympus. Zeus believes he has found his thief."
"The girl doesn't even know where Olympus is!" Yelled Hera.
"The other Poseidon made a strategic error then for openly claiming Percy as his daughter," Athena stated.
"Likely he did it unintentionally, but it implicated the girl," said Susano'o.
"The move not only raises suspicions but also complicates her position." Hades added.
Poseidon gritted his teeth. His counterpart is such an idiot!
"But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!"
"I take that as a compliment," said Zeus, even though the insult is not directed towards him.
"Zeus!" His sister-wife yelled at him angrily.
"What, my dear? I am just acknowledging that I am!"
Poseidon and Adamas smirked.
Hestia sighs tiredly.
Hades feels like banging his head against a concrete wall.
I really wished mother showed up!
Chiron and Grover glanced nervously at the sky. The clouds didn't seem to be parting around us, as Grover had promised. They were rolling straight over our valley, sealing us in like a coffin lid.
"Er, Percy ...?" Grover said. "We don't use the c-word to describe the Lord of the Sky."
"Perhaps paranoid," Chiron suggested. "Then again, Poseidon has tried to unseat Zeus before. I believe that was question thirty-eight on your final exam...." He looked at me as if he actually expected me to remember question thirty-eight.
Poseidon suddenly recalled the time Adamas tried to persuade him to team up and usurp Zeus.
Adamas blanched, reminded of his past self.
How could anyone accuse me of stealing a god's weapon? I couldn't even steal a slice of pizza from Gabe's poker party without getting busted. Chiron was waiting for an answer.
The gods scowled at the mention of the disgusting mortal.
"Something about a golden net?" I guessed. "Poseidon and Hera and a few other gods ... they, like, trapped Zeus and wouldn't let him out until he promised to be a better ruler, right?"
Zeus chuckled. "Wow, my counterpart must be crazier than I am to have other gods restrain him."
Hera side-eyed him. "Maybe we should restrain you for your lustful adventures."
That shut him up.
"Correct," Chiron said. "And Zeus has never trusted Poseidon since. Of course, Poseidon denies stealing the master bolt. He took great offense at the accusation. The two have been arguing back and forth for months, threatening war. And now, you've come along—the proverbial last straw."
"But I'm just a kid!"
"That's right!" The gods shouted.
"Percy," Grover cut in, "if you were Zeus, and you already thought your brother was plotting to overthrow you, then your brother suddenly admitted he had broken the sacred oath he took after World War II, that he's fathered a new mortal hero who might be used as a weapon against you.... Wouldn't that put a twist in your stola?"
Some gods seemed to find the satyrs analogy amusing, and a few chuckled.
"A twist in her stola! That's so funny!" Loki laughed, slapping his knee.
"But I didn't do anything. Poseidon—my dad—he didn't really have this master bolt stolen, did he?"
By now, the gods remained silent, their expressions a mix of concern and contemplation.
Chiron sighed. "Most thinking observers would agree that thievery is not Poseidon's style. But the Sea God is too proud to try convincing Zeus of that. Zeus has demanded that Poseidon return the bolt by the summer solstice. That's June twenty-first, ten days from now. Poseidon wants an apology for being called a thief by the same date. I hoped that diplomacy might prevail, that Hera or Demeter or Hestia would make the two brothers see sense. But your arrival has inflamed Zeus's temper. Now neither god will back down. Unless someone intervenes, unless the master bolt is found and returned to Zeus before the solstice, there will be war. And do you know what a full-fledged war would look like, Percy?"
There is a mix of apprehension and concern for the girl on the screen.
"A war?! I hope the girl will not be in the middle of it," said Zeus.
Poseidon looked troubled and uneasy.
"Bad?" I guessed.
"Imagine the world in chaos. Nature at war with itself. Olympians forced to choose sides between Zeus and Poseidon. Destruction. Carnage. Millions dead. Western civilization turned into a battleground so big it will make the Trojan War look like a water-balloon fight."
Susano'o shook his head at the potential scale of the devastation.
"So it would be similar to what we would want to unleash on humanity before Chaos appeared," said Zeus, frowning.
"The question is, do we still want to destroy humanity?" Hades asked.
The deities now looked conflicted.
Poseidon, on the other hand, is expressionless.
Brunhilde had a hopeful look on her face.
"Bad," I repeated.
"And you, Percilla Jackson, would be the first to feel Zeus's wrath."
If that pathetic god dares...Poseidon thought angrily.
It started to rain. Volleyball players stopped their game and stared in stunned silence at the sky.
I had brought this storm to Half-Blood Hill. Zeus was punishing the whole camp because of me. I was furious.
"So I have to find the stupid bolt," I said. "And return it to Zeus."
"What better peace offering," Chiron said, "than to have the daughter of Poseidon return Zeus's property?"
Athena nodded, understanding the strategic significance of such an act.
Hades, Poseidon, Hestia, and Leto frowned at the thought of the girl having to face danger to return the bolt.
"If Poseidon doesn't have it, where is the thing?"
"I believe I know." Chiron's expression was grim. "Part of a prophecy I had years ago ... well, some of the lines make sense to me, now. But before I can say more, you must officially take up the quest. You must seek the counsel of the Oracle."
"I'd like to see what my alternate's Oracle looks like," commented Apollo.
"Why can't you tell me where the bolt is beforehand?"
Hades, Odin, and Susano'o look thoughtful, contemplating the reason behind the secrecy.
"Because if I did, you would be too afraid to accept the challenge."
"The centaur is annoyingly cryptic ," Shiva stated.
Poseidon narrowed his eyes, irritated at the centaur's words.
I swallowed. "Good reason."
"You agree then?"
I looked at Grover, who nodded encouragingly.
Easy for him. I was the one Zeus wanted to kill.
"All right," I said. "It's better than being turned into a dolphin."
"Then it's time you consulted the Oracle," Chiron said. "Go upstairs, Percilla Jackson, to the attic. When you come back down, assuming you're still sane, we will talk more."
Hades's and Poseidon's face darkened, wary of the ominous revelations that might emerge from the Oracle.
Four flights up, the stairs ended under a green trapdoor.
I pulled the cord. The door swung down, and a wooden ladder clattered into place.
The warm air from above smelled like mildew and rotten wood and something else ... a smell I remembered from biology class. Reptiles. The smell of snakes.
Anubis sighs happily, thinking of his daughter Kebechet.
Does my sweet little girl miss me? He thought.
I held my breath and climbed.
The attic was filled with Greek hero junk: armor stands covered in cobwebs; once-bright shields pitted with rust; old leather steamer trunks plastered with stickers saying ITHAKA, CIRCE'S ISLE, and LAND OF THE AMAZONS. One long table was stacked with glass jars filled with pickled things—severed hairy claws, huge yellow eyes, various other parts of monsters. A dusty mounted trophy on the wall looked like a giant snake's head, but with horns and a full set of shark's teeth. The plaque read, HYDRA HEAD #1, WOODSTOCK, N.Y., 1969.
By the window, sitting on a wooden tripod stool, was the most gruesome memento of all: a mummy. Not the wrapped-in-cloth kind, but a human female body shriveled to a husk. She wore a tie-dyed sundress, lots of beaded necklaces, and a headband over long black hair. The skin of her face was thin and leathery over her skull, and her eyes were glassy white slits, as if the real eyes had been replaced by marbles; she'd been dead a long, long time.
Apollo looked shocked.
"Please don't tell me that mummy is my counterpart's Oracle!" He exclaimed, his voice filled with disbelief.
The members of the Egyptian pantheon glared at him, and he shrank back.
Looking at her sent chills up my back. And that was before she sat up on her stool and opened her mouth. A green mist poured from the mummy's mouth, coiling over the floor in thick tendrils, hissing like twenty thousand snakes. I stumbled over myself trying to get to the trapdoor, but it slammed shut. Inside my head, I heard a voice, slithering into one ear and coiling around my brain: I am the spirit of Delphi, speaker of the prophecies of Phoebus Apollo, slayer of the mighty Python. Approach, seeker, and ask.
I wanted to say, No thanks, wrong door, just looking for the bathroom. But I forced myself to take a deep breath.
The gods laughed despite the atmosphere.
The corner of Poseidon's lips lifted up.
The mummy wasn't alive. She was some kind of gruesome receptacle for something else, the power that was now swirling around me in the green mist. But its presence didn't feel evil, like my demonic math teacher Mrs. Dodds or the Minotaur. It felt more like the Three Fates I'd seen knitting the yarn outside the highway fruit stand: ancient, powerful, and definitely not human. But not particularly interested in killing me, either.
I got up the courage to ask, "What is my destiny?"
The gods waited with bated breath.
The mist swirled more thickly, collecting right in front of me and around the table with the pickled monster-part jars. Suddenly there were four men sitting around the table, playing cards. Their faces became clearer. It was Smelly Gabe and his buddies.
All the deities in the room glared dangerously at the appearance of the filthy mortals.
Aphrodite felt like vomiting at the sight of these ugly humans.
My fists clenched, though I knew this poker party couldn't be real. It was an illusion, made out of mist.
Gabe turned toward me and spoke in the rasping voice of the Oracle: You shall go west, and face the god who has turned.
His buddy on the right looked up and said in the same voice: You shall find what was stolen, and see it safely returned.
The guy on the left threw in two poker chips, then said: You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.
Finally, Eddie, our building super, delivered the worst line of all: And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The gods' eyes widened, the prophecy's dark implications evident.
The figures began to dissolve. At first I was too stunned to say anything, but as the mist retreated, coiling into a huge green serpent and slithering back into the mouth of the mummy, I cried, "Wait! What do you mean? What friend? What will I fail to save?"
The tail of the mist snake disappeared into the mummy's mouth. She reclined back against the wall. Her mouth closed tight, as if it hadn't been open in a hundred years. The attic was silent again, abandoned, nothing but a room full of mementos.
I got the feeling that I could stand here until I had cobwebs, too, and I wouldn't learn anything else.
My audience with the Oracle was over.
The gods began to have discussions about the prophecy.
Zeus's eyes narrowed. "A betrayal from a friend? This is a troubling sign."
Hade's eyes were a mix of anger and concern. "And to fail to save what matters most... that could mean disaster even beyond the conflicts of those gods."
Hestia was visibly distressed, wringing her hands. "What a dreadful prophecy. The idea of betrayal—it's so painful. And failing to save something dear? It's almost too much to bear."
Apollo looked thoughtful. "The mention of the god who has turned—it must be significant. Perhaps uncle Poseidon's counterpart is planning something beyond mere theft."
Poseidon's face darkened at that.
The gods looked at each other, tension thick in the air. The prophecy's implications were clear: this quest was more perilous than the girl would have anticipated, and the stakes were higher than anyone had guessed.
"Well?" Chiron asked me.
I slumped into a chair at the pinochle table. "She said I would retrieve what was stolen."
Grover sat forward, chewing excitedly on the remains of a Diet Coke can. "That's great!"
"What did the Oracle say exactly?" Chiron pressed. "This is important."
My ears were still tingling from the reptilian voice. "She . .. she said I would go west and face a god who had turned. I would retrieve what was stolen and see it safely returned."
"I knew it," Grover said.
Chiron didn't look satisfied. "Anything else?"
I didn't want to tell him.
What friend would betray me? I didn't have that many.
"It's probably either that Grover kid or Athena's son," said Buddha casually, lazily picking his teeth with a toothpick.
Athena glared at him. "They aren't even friends!"
"Yet."
And they better stay that way. Poseidon thought in disdain.
And the last line—I would fail to save what mattered most. What kind of Oracle would send me on a quest and tell me, Oh, by the way, you'll fail.
How could I confess that?
"No," I said. "That's about it."
He studied my face. "Very well, Percy. But know this: the Oracle's words often have double meanings. Don't dwell on them too much. The truth is not always clear until events come to pass."
I got the feeling he knew I was holding back something bad, and he was trying to make me feel better.
Hercules nodded in approval. "Always trust your gut."
"Okay," I said, anxious to change topics. "So where do I go? Who's this god in the west?"
"Ah, think, Percy," Chiron said. "If Zeus and Poseidon weaken each other in a war, who stands to gain?"
"Somebody else who wants to take over?" I guessed.
"Yes, quite. Someone who harbors a grudge, who has been unhappy with his lot since the world was divided eons ago, whose kingdom would grow powerful with the deaths of millions. Someone who hates his brothers for forcing him into an oath to have no more children, an oath that both of them have now broken."
"Don't tell me..." Zeus trailed off, glancing at his eldest brother.
I thought about my dreams, the evil voice that had spoken from under the ground. "Hades."
"Hades?!" The gods exclaimed in shock, turning their attention to the god of the dead.
Hades looked just as surprised.
My counterpart has a grudge against his brothers?
Chiron nodded. "The Lord of the Dead is the only possibility."
A scrap of aluminum dribbled out of Grover's mouth. "Whoa, wait. Wh-what?"
"A Fury came after Percy," Chiron reminded him. "She watched the young girl until she was sure of her identity, then tried to kill her. Furies obey only one lord: Hades."
"Yes, but—but Hades hates all heroes," Grover protested. "Especially if he has found out Percilla is a daughter of Poseidon... ."
"A hellhound got into the forest," Chiron continued. "Those can only be summoned from the Fields of Punishment, and it had to be summoned by someone within the camp. Hades must have a spy here. He must suspect Poseidon will try to use Percy to clear his name. Hades would very much like to kill this young half-blood before she can take on the quest."
"Great," I muttered. "That's two major gods who want to kill me."
The sea god looked furious.
Hades became angry that his counterpart would send monsters to try to kill Poseidon's daughter.
"My counterpart dares to send monsters after Poseidon's daughter? How insolent." His tone was thick with outrage, the thought such an underhanded tactic clearly infuriating him.
"And he likely stolen my counterpart's stupid bolt too," Zeus added.
Poseidon didn't correct him for saying the girl is his daughter.
"But a quest to ..." Grover swallowed. "I mean, couldn't the master bolt be in some place like Maine? Maine's very nice this time of year."
"Hades sent a minion to steal the master bolt," Chiron insisted. "He hid it in the Underworld, knowing full well that Zeus would blame Poseidon. I don't pretend to understand the Lord of the Dead's motives perfectly, or why he chose this time to start a war, but one thing is certain. Percy must go to the Underworld, find the master bolt, and reveal the truth."
A strange fire burned in my stomach. The weirdest thing was: it wasn't fear. It was anticipation. The desire for revenge. Hades had tried to kill me three times so far, with the Fury, the Minotaur, and the hellhound. It was his fault my mother had disappeared in a flash of light. Now he was trying to frame me and my dad for a theft we hadn't committed.
I was ready to take him on.
Every deity is surprised at how fearless the girl is.
They were stunned at the bold determination radiating from the young demigod. Her fearlessness, in the face of a task that would shake even the minor gods, left them speechless.
Thor crossed his arms. "That girl is incredibly brave."
Shiva smirked, intrigued. "To challenge a god like Hades without flinching...it's quite impressive."
"Hades's alternate has gone too far," Zeus muttered. "But even so... for her to feel no fear?"
There is a spark of something like pride in Poseidon's eyes.
Besides, if my mother was in the Underworld ...
Whoa, girl, said the small part of my brain that was still sane. You're a kid. Hades is a god.
"Now she remembers herself," Buddha chuckled.
Grover was trembling. He'd started eating pinochle cards like potato chips.
The poor guy needed to complete a quest with me so he could get his searcher's license, whatever that was, but how could I ask him to do this quest, especially when the Oracle said I was destined to fail? This was suicide.
"Look, if we know it's Hades," I told Chiron, "why can't we just tell the other gods? Zeus or Poseidon could go down to the Underworld and bust some heads."
Zeus and Poseidon actually snorted at this.
"Suspecting and knowing are not the same," Chiron said. "Besides, even if the other gods suspect Hades—and I imagine Poseidon does—they couldn't retrieve the bolt themselves. Gods cannot cross each other's territories except by invitation. That is another ancient rule. Heroes, on the other hand, have certain privileges. They can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as they're bold enough and strong enough to do it. No god can be held responsible for a hero's actions. Why do you think the gods always operate through humans?"
"Wow. The gods over there have stupid rules," Loki stated, and the other deities agreed.
"They are definitely weak for using humans to do anything," said Shiva.
"You're saying I'm being used."
"I'm saying it's no accident Poseidon has claimed you now. It's a very risky gamble, but he's in a desperate situation. He needs you."
Poseidon scowled at the audacity of his alternate self using the girl.
My dad needs me.
Emotions rolled around inside me like bits of glass in a kaleidoscope. I didn't know whether to feel resentful or grateful or happy or angry. Poseidon had ignored me for fourteen years. Now suddenly he needed me.
A feeling of something like envy bubbled within the tyrant.
I looked at Chiron. "You've known I was Poseidon's daughter all along, haven't you?"
"I had my suspicions. As I said ... I've spoken to the Oracle, too."
I got the feeling there was a lot he wasn't telling me about his prophecy, but I decided I couldn't worry about that right now. After all, I was holding back information too.
"So let me get this straight," I said. "I'm supposed go to the Underworld and confront the Lord of the Dead."
Poseidon clenched his fists, feeling the pressure of the quest the girl was about to undertake.
"Check," Chiron said.
"Find the most powerful weapon in the universe."
"Check."
"And get it back to Olympus before the summer solstice, in ten days."
"That's about right."
I looked at Grover, who gulped down the ace of hearts.
"Did I mention that Maine is very nice this time of year?" he asked weakly.
"You don't have to go," I told him. "I can't ask that of you.
"Oh ..." He shifted his hooves. "No ... it's just that satyrs and underground places ... well..."
He took a deep breath, then stood, brushing the shredded cards and aluminum bits off his T-shirt. "You saved my life, Percy. If ... if you're serious about wanting me along, I won't let you down."
"So that satyr is not being a coward this time," stated Ares.
"But I think it's more preferable that someone else is with her," said Apollo.
Poseidon and Loki scowled at the idea of the satyr being close to her.
I felt so relieved I wanted to cry, though I didn't think that would be very heroic. Grover was the only friend I'd ever had for longer than a few months. I wasn't sure what good a satyr could do against the forces of the dead, but I felt better knowing he'd be with me.
"At least she will not be alone on her quest," said Demeter.
"All the way, G-man." I turned to Chiron. "So where do we go? The Oracle just said to go west."
"The entrance to the Underworld is always in the west. It moves from age to age, just like Olympus. Right now, of course, it's in America."
"Where?"
Chiron looked surprised. "I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles."
"How is that obvious?" Asked Apollo with a raised brow.
"Oh," I said. "Naturally. So we just get on a plane—"
"No!" Grover shrieked. "Percy, what are you thinking? Have you ever been on a plane in your life?"
I shook my head, feeling embarrassed. My mom had never taken me anywhere by plane. She'd always said we didn't have the money. Besides, her parents had died in a plane crash.
"Percy, think," Chiron said. "You are the daughter of the Sea God. Your father's bitterest rival is Zeus, Lord of the Sky. Your mother knew better than to trust you in an airplane. You would be in Zeus's domain. You would never come down again alive."
The gods, especially the Olympians, couldn't believe how petty Zeus's counterpart was.
"Geez, how much worse can my counterpart be?" Zeus mumbled.
Overhead, lightning crackled. Thunder boomed.
"Okay," I said, determined not to look at the storm. "So, I'll travel overland."
"That's right," Chiron said. "Two companions may accompany you. Grover is one. The other has already volunteered, if you will accept h is help."
"Gee," I said, feigning surprise. "Who else would be stupid enough to volunteer for a quest like this?"
The air shimmered behind Chiron.
Anthony became visible, stuffing his Yankees cap into his back pocket.
All the gods, even Athena, scowled at the appearance of this demigod.
"Not him too," muttered Apollo.
"I've been waiting a long time for a quest, seaweed brain," he said. "Athena is no fan of Poseidon, but if you're going to save the world, I'm the best person to keep you from messing up."
The sea tyrant glared at the halfbreed for the insult towards the girl.
"If you do say so yourself," I said. "I suppose you have a plan, wise guy?"
His cheeks colored. "Do you want my help or not?"
Poseidon's eyes narrowed further, observing the boy's face.
The truth was, I did. I needed all the help I could get.
"A trio," I said. "That'll work."
"Excellent," Chiron said. "This afternoon, we can take you as far as the bus terminal in Manhattan. After that, you are on your own."
Lightning flashed. Rain poured down on the meadows that were never supposed to have violent weather.
"No time to waste," Chiron said. "I think you should all get packing."
The scene ended.
Right after, a grand burst of light shimmered into the room.
A tall figure of a woman in an elegant dress appeared.
"Hello, everyone!" greeted Rhea, the Greek Titaness of motherhood cheerfully.
Chapter 23: *I Ruin A Perfectly Good Bus
Chapter Text
"MOTHER!" The children of Rhea yelled in shock at her sudden appearance.
"Lady Rhea!" The other deities exclaimed.
Adamas would've yelled too, but remembered that he was "dead."
"W-what are you doing here, mother?!" Zeus stuttered nervously.
The Titaness, a tall, beautiful woman with flowing golden hair, piercing emerald eyes, and sharp, regal features, turned to him, keeping her cheerful smile. "What do you mean, my boy? Do you want your poor, old mother to be left out of this party?"
"N-no, mother! I'm just surprised, that's all!" Zeus stammered again.
Rhea then turned to her other children.
"Aren't you going to greet me, my children?"
Hestia, Demeter, Hera, and Hades greeted the Titaness warmly. On the other hand, Poseidon stiffly muttered a greeting.
Rhea frowned in disapproval and floated over to where he sat. She pinched his cheek.
"Mother, let go of me," Poseidon snarled.
"Such a stubborn son of mine. Why can't you smile for once?" She let go of him, then summoned a throne and sat next to Zeus.
Zeus began to sweat bullets. Why does she have to sit next to me?
"So, Lord Chaos has spoken to me about what everyone here has been watching."
"Chaos has spoken to you?!" Zeus exclaimed, bewildered.
The Titaness nodded. "Yes, he told me you're all watching the life of a demigod named Percilla Jackson. I just can't believe he didn't tell me sooner."
Her eyes sparkled with joy as she turned to Poseidon, beaming. "Poseidon, my son, you have a daughter! A granddaughter for me! I'm so overjoyed!"
Poseidon, looking away with a deep frown, grumbled something about overbearing mothers.
"Now, recap everything you've seen so far, Zeus."
Zeus gulped but did as he was told.
It took a long moment for the recap, during which the gods waited patiently in silence.
After his brother finished recapping to their mother, Hades sat up straighter in his throne, a soft smile tugging at his lips as he met his mother's gaze. "It's good to see you, Mother," he said warmly. "It's been far too long since we've had you here."
Rhea's smile brightened as she turned to him. "Thank you, Hades. It's always a pleasure to be among my children."
"Of course," Hades continued. "And if you've come to learn more about Poseidon's daughter, I think you'll find her story as fascinating as we have."
Rhea's eyes softened as she regarded Hades. "Yes, that's exactly why I'm here. I want to understand more about this granddaughter I never knew I had."
"Shall we continue on with the next scene, mother?" said Hera.
Rhea nodded, "Yes, let's proceed."
A new title appears:
I Ruined A Perfectly Good Bus
Rhea frowned. "Why would my granddaughter ruin a bus? Assuming this is her."
Zeus erupted into laughter, clutching his sides. "Oh, trust me, Mother. It's definitely her!"
Loki chuckled mischievously, his eyes gleaming. "I have to say, it's quite impressive. Not many mortals managed to cause that much chaos with a bus."
Shiva smirked, shaking his head. "Mortals are creative in the strangest ways. This one, though—she takes the cake."
It didn't take me long to pack. I decided to leave the Minotaur horn in my cabin, which left me only an extra change of clothes and a toothbrush to stuff in a backpack Grover had found for me.
The camp store loaned me one hundred dollars in mortal money and twenty golden drachmas. These coins were as big as Girl Scout cookies and had images of various Greek gods stamped on one side and the Empire State Building on the other. The ancient mortal drachmas had been silver, Chiron told us, but Olympians never used less than pure gold. Chiron said the coins might come in handy for non-mortal transactions—whatever that meant. He gave Anthony and me each a canteen of nectar and a Ziploc bag full of ambrosia squares, to be used only in emergencies, if we were seriously hurt. It was god food, Chiron reminded us. It would cure us of almost any injury, but it was lethal to mortals. Too much of it would make a half-blood very, very feverish. An overdose would burn us up, literally.
There was a mix of curiosity and concern regarding the nectar and ambrosia.
"I wonder how Percy might end up using it since she has to be more cautious. There is such high stakes with that," said Hades.
Rhea raised an eyebrow, her voice calm but thoughtful. "Nectar and ambrosia are potent gifts. My granddaughter will need to be wise in their use. Too much power in inexperienced hands can be dangerous."
Poseidon suddenly became anxious of the potential consequences if the girl misuse it.
Anthony was bringing his magic Yankees cap, which he told me had been a fourteenth -birthday present from his mom. He carried a book on famous classical architecture, written in Ancient Greek, to read when he got bored, and a long bronze knife, hidden in his shirt sleeve. I was sure the knife would get us busted the first time we went through a metal detector.
Athena nodded in approval. As my son, he should always be prepared with knowledge. Reading Ancient Greek architecture will sharpen his mind, she thought.
If she spoke positively about her son, her uncle might smite her.
She then frowned slightly. But a long bronze knife hidden in his sleeve? Not the most discreet choice. Let's hope they avoid metal detectors altogether.
"Hmm, this must be your son, Athena. He seems intelligent," Rhea commented, making Athena straighten up.
"Yes, Lady Rhea," Athena replied, her tone measured, "he has inherited a good mind from my counterpart, but he shares my qualities as well."
Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair flattened and you could just see the tips of his horns. His bright orange backpack was full of scrap metal and apples to snack on. In his pocket was a set of reed pipes his daddy goat had carved for him, even though he only knew two songs: Mozart's Piano Concerto no. 12 and Hilary Duff's "So Yesterday," both of which sounded pretty bad on reed pipes.
Loki snorted, barely able to contain his laughter. "Mozart and Hilary Duff? On reed pipes? Now that's a musical disaster waiting to happen. I'd pay to see that chaos unfold."
Apollo cringed, visibly shuddering at the thought. "Ugh, the mere idea of butchering Mozart and Hilary Duff on reed pipes is enough to make me want to take away his instrument. Some music should never be subjected to such... torture."
Ares gave Apollo a surprised look. "You listen to mortal music, Apollo?"
The sun god froze. "Uh... no?" He didn't sound convincing.
"So this is the satyr that's around my granddaughter?" Asked Rhea.
Zeus nodded. "Yes, Mother."
"He seems....harmless enough," Rhea said thoughtfully, eyeing the satyr on the screen with mild amusement. Remembering what her son had recapped to her, she added, "But I do hope he can protect my granddaughter better."
We waved good-bye to the other campers, took one last look at the strawberry fields, the ocean, and the Big House, then hiked up Half-Blood Hill to the tall pine tree that used to be Thalia, daughter of Zeus.
Rhea's amusement turned to a frown again. "Zeus, do not ever be like your counterpart. My grandchildren should never become a tree."
Internally scared, Zeus nodded obediently. "Yes, Mother."
Chiron was waiting for us in his wheelchair. Next to him stood the surfer dude I'd seen when I was recovering in the sick room. According to Grover, the guy was the camp's head of security. He supposedly had eyes all over his body so he could never be surprised. Today, though, he was wearing a chauffeur's uniform, so I could only see extra peepers on his hands, face and neck.
"And this must be the centaur," said Rhea.
"This is Argus," Chiron told me. "He will drive you into the city, and, er, well, keep an eye on things."
This creature caught Hera's attention.
So this is my counterpart's watchman, thought Hera. He is much smaller than mine, and less...hideous.
I heard footsteps behind us.
Luke came running up the hill, carrying a pair of basketball shoes.
"Hey!" he panted. "Glad I caught you."
Now it was Hermes's turn to be attentive with the appearance of his son.
"What's with the basketball shoes?" Buddha asked.
Anthony blushed, the way he always did when Luke was around.
The gods took notice.
"Is he gay?" Anubis asked.
"He could be," Aphrodite replied, twirling a lock of her hair.
For some reason, Poseidon felt a sense of relief bloom within him.
"Or he could be bisexual," the love goddess added.
That relief was instantly crushed.
"Just wanted to say good luck," Luke told me. "And I thought ... um, maybe you could use these."
He handed me the sneakers, which looked pretty normal. They even smelled kind of normal.
Luke said, "Maia!"
Hera scowled, while Hermes jolted in surprise.
"That's my mother's name!" He exclaimed.
Zeus wanted to curl into a ball under his wife's glare.
Hades, Poseidon, Rhea, Odin, Susano'o, and Beelzebub suddenly had a bad feeling about those shoes.
White bird's wings sprouted out of the heels, startling me so much, I dropped them. The shoes flapped around on the ground until the wings folded up and disappeared.
Hermes noted that the shoes are similar to his winged leather boots.
"Awesome!" Grover said.
Luke smiled. "Those served me well when I was on my quest. Gift from Dad. Of course, I don't use them much these days...." His expression turned sad.
The messenger god felt his heart pierced and grew angry at his counterpart for not being there for his children.
If given the chance, he would have taken them away from that world.
I didn't know what to say. It was cool enough that Luke had come to say good-bye. I'd been afraid he might resent me for getting so much attention the last few days. But here he was giving me a magic gift.... It made me blush almost as much as Anthony.
Poseidon narrowed his eyes at the sight of her blush, and rage bubbled up inside him.
"Oooh, she has a little crush on him," cackled Zeus.
Aphrodite giggled prettily.
Poseidon would have snapped at his brother, but their mother was present.
"Zeus," Rhea said warningly.
Zeus gulped and fell silent.
Hestia, Hades, Hera, and Demeter smiled with satisfaction.
"Hey, man," I said. "Thanks."
"Listen, Percy ..." Luke looked uncomfortable. "A lot of hopes are riding on you. So just ... kill some monsters for me, okay?"
Rhea frowned once again. "I do not like the thought of my granddaughter jumping into danger. She is just a child."
"That's what we've been saying, Mother! But these counterparts of ours are just... urgh!" exclaimed Hestia, pulling her hair in frustration.
"These gods in that world are very negligent. They have to follow some stupid rules, which don't make sense since, you know, they are gods," added Demeter.
Now I am worried what my counterpart is like, thought Rhea. Is she like me, or different?
We shook hands. Luke patted Grover's head between his horns, then gave a good-bye hug to Anthony, who looked like he might pass out.
After Luke was gone, I told him, "You're hyperventilating."
"Am not."
"You let him capture the flag instead of you, didn't you?"
"Oh ... why do I want to go anywhere with you, Percy?"
He stomped down the other side of the hill, where a white SUV waited on the shoulder of the road. Argus followed, jingling his car keys.
"How immature," scoffed Apollo, rolling his eyes.
Poseidon sneered at the half-breed's behavior.
I picked up the flying shoes and had a sudden bad feeling. I looked at Chiron. "I won't be able to use these, will I?"
He shook his head. "Luke meant well, Percy. But taking to the air ... that would not be wise for you."
"Of course my other self is the reason," Zeus remarked.
"Flying can be very dangerous, especially for someone untrained," said Hades.
I nodded, disappointed, but then I got an idea. "Hey, Grover. You want a magic item?"
His eyes lit up. "Me?"
Pretty soon we'd laced the sneakers over his fake feet, and the world's first flying goat boy was ready for launch.
"Maia!" he shouted.
He got off the ground okay, but then fell over sideways so his backpack dragged through the grass. The winged shoes kept bucking up and down like tiny broncos.
Many deities began to laugh uproariously at the scene.
Zeus cackled like a hyena.
Adamas tried to muffle his own laughter.
Poseidon smirked, while Hades, Rhea, Odin, and Susano'o chuckled.
"Practice," Chiron called after him. "You just need practice!"
"Aaaaa!" Grover went flying sideways down the hill like a possessed lawn mower, heading toward the van.
"This is hilarious!" Laughed Loki, entertained by the satyr's misfortune.
Before I could follow, Chiron caught my arm. "I should have trained you better, Percilla," he said. "If only I had more time. Hercules, Jason—they all got more training."
Hercules frowned and said, "Did the centaur actually trained her how to fight? I didn't see any of that."
"Training takes many forms, but it's not always about physical lessons." Replied Susano'o. "He must've trained her on strategy and preparation, even if it wasn't immediately obvious."
"That's okay. I just wish—"
I stopped myself because I was about to sound like a brat. I was wishing my dad had given me a cool magic item to help on the quest, something as good as Luke's flying shoes, or Anthony's invisible cap.
Poseidon scowled and said, "She doesn't need any flashy trinkets from my counterpart."
"Of course she does, as long as it helps her on her quest," interjected Rhea. "You're saying that because you're jealous of your counterpart."
The sea god's scowl deepened further, but he didn't say anything in response.
"What am I thinking?" Chiron cried. "I can't let you get away without this."
He pulled a pen from his coat pocket and handed it to me. It was an ordinary disposable ballpoint, black ink, removable cap. Probably cost thirty cents.
The gods were surprised to see the familiar pen.
"Isn't that the pen that changed into a sword she used against the Fury?" asked Ares.
Apollo nodded. "It is."
"Gee," I said. "Thanks."
"Percy, that's a gift from your father. I've kept it for years, not knowing you were who I was waiting for. But the prophecy is clear to me now. You are the one."
"So her father did gift her something," Hades commented.
Poseidon clenched his armrests tightly.
I could give her something better, he thought before he could stop himself. He was still battling internally with accepting the girl as his daughter.
I remembered the field trip to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, when I'd vaporized Mrs. Dodds. Chiron had thrown me a pen that turned into a sword. Could this be ... ?
I took off the cap, and the pen grew longer and heavier in my hand. In half a second, I held a shimmering bronze sword with a double-edged blade, a leather-wrapped grip, and a flat hilt riveted with gold studs. It was the first weapon that actually felt balanced in my hand.
"The sword has a long and tragic history that we need not go into," Chiron told me. "Its name is Anaklusmos."
"Tragic history huh?" Commented Shiva in wonder.
Odin, Athena, Susano'o, and Hades became interested with the history of the sword.
"'Riptide,'" I translated, surprised the Ancient Greek came so easily.
"Use it only for emergencies," Chiron said, "and only against monsters. No hero should harm mortals unless absolutely necessary, of course, but this sword wouldn't harm them in any case."
"Then that sword is useless! What if the humans try to harm her?" Ares exclaimed. The gods mumbled their agreement.
Before Chaos showed up, the gods would have said the sword was useless for not harming mortals.
I looked at the wickedly sharp blade. "What do you mean it wouldn't harm mortals? How could it not?"
"The sword is celestial bronze. Forged by the Cyclopes, tempered in the heart of Mount Etna, cooled in the River Lethe. It's deadly to monsters, to any creature from the Underworld, provided they don't kill you first. But the blade will pass through mortals like an illusion. They simply are not important enough for the blade to kill. And I should warn you: as a demigod, you can be killed by either celestial or normal weapons. You are twice as vulnerable."
Poseidon looked frozen in shock. She is...twice as vulnerable?
"Twice as vulnerable?" Rhea's voice thundered with a mix of anger and worry. "That sounds like a harsh reality for the demigods of that world. Their divine parents need to step up and provide their full protection!"
Hades nodded solemnly. "Indeed, Mother. It's a reminder of the risks that come with their godly heritage. Even with divine gifts, their lives are precarious."
"Good to know."
"Now recap the pen."
I touched the pen cap to the sword tip and instantly Riptide shrank to a ballpoint pen again. I tucked it in my pocket, a little nervous, because I was famous for losing pens at school.
"You can't," Chiron said.
"Can't what?"
"Lose the pen," he said. "It is enchanted. It will always reappear in your pocket. Try it."
I was wary, but I threw the pen as far as I could down the hill and watched it disappear in the grass.
The gods watched in interest.
"It may take a few moments," Chiron told me. "Now check your pocket."
Sure enough, the pen was there.
"How convenient," commented Athena, her eyes narrowing with approval. "A useful enchantment for a hero."
"Let's hope the pen's magic is as reliable as it's claimed to be. There's no room for mistakes in the field." Said Ares.
"Okay, that's extremely cool," I admitted. "But what if a mortal sees me pulling out a sword?"
Chiron smiled. "Mist is a powerful thing, Percy."
"Mist?"
"Mist?" The gods echoed in unison.
Somehow, this caught the attention of Hecate, the Greek goddess of magic and witchcraft.
"Yes. Read The Iliad. It's full of references to the stuff. Whenever divine or monstrous elements mix with the mortal world, they generate Mist, which obscures the vision of humans. You will see things just as they are, being a half-blood, but humans will interpret things quite differently. Remarkable, really, the lengths to which humans will go to fit things into their version of reality."
"So the gods of that world actually hide themselves from humans," said Ra-Horakhty thoughtfully. "While I would find it bothersome, it is a clever yet deceptive way to maintain control over perception."
I put Riptide back in my pocket.
For the first time, the quest felt real. I was actually leaving Half-Blood Hill. I was heading west with no adult supervision, no backup plan, not even a cell phone. (Chiron said cell phones were traceable by monsters; if we used one, it would be worse than sending up a flare.) I had no weapon stronger than a sword to fight off monsters and reach the Land of the Dead.
"That's a risky situation," Hades remarked, his brow furrowed. "No backup plan? No means of communication?"
Odin's eyes were sharp with concern. "Percy's bravery is commendable, but proper planning is crucial."
Susano'o nodded, though his expression looked troubled. "We can only hope her courage and skill will see her through. She has the potential, but she'll need to be cautious."
"Chiron ..." I said. "When you say the gods are immortal... I mean, there was a time before them, right?"
"Four ages before them, actually. The Time of the Titans was the Fourth Age, sometimes called the Golden Age, which is definitely a misnomer. This, the time of Western civilization and the rule of Zeus, is the Fifth Age."
Zeus chuckled darkly, remembering the war with the Titans. "The Titans are remnants of a bygone era," he said, his voice like thunder. "Their reign crumbled, and we rose from their ashes."
"No offense, Mother and Leto," he said, glancing nervously at the only two Titan(esses) in the room.
Rhea and Leto just nodded knowingly, their expressions calm. "None taken," Rhea said with a serene smile. "Even we knew their time had passed."
Leto added softly, "The world needed change, and so it came."
Hades spoke next. "Immortal the gods may be, but even we had a beginning. Time is an eternal cycle," he mused. "The Titans thought they were the end. They were wrong."
Adamas clenched his fists, remembering his father's terrible reign.
Poseidon scoffed, folding his arms. "My brothers and I carved out our place in the cosmos, and we did not do so kindly."
Shiva, listening nearby, raised an eyebrow. "Do you think the cycle won't turn again?"
Zeus's eyes sparked with challenge, and he leaned forward. "Let it turn. Let the next era come. We'll still stand above all."
"So what was it like ... before the gods?"
Chiron pursed his lips. "Even I am not old enough to remember that, child, but I know it was a time of darkness and savagery for mortals. Kronos, the lord of the Titans, called his reign the Golden Age because men lived innocent and free of all knowledge. But that was mere propaganda. The Titan king cared nothing for your kind except as appetizers or a source of cheap entertainment. It was only in the early reign of Lord Zeus, when Prometheus the good Titan brought fire to mankind, that your species began to progress, and even then Prometheus was branded a radical thinker. Zeus punished him severely, as you may recall. Of course, eventually the gods warmed to humans, and Western civilization was born."
"Their Kronos is pretty similar to our father," commented Zeus. "And so is the way the humans progressed."
Rhea cringed at the reminder of her ex-husband.
"But the gods can't die now, right? I mean, as long as Western civilization is alive, they're alive. So ... even if I failed, nothing could happen so bad it would mess up everything, right?"
Chiron gave me a melancholy smile. "No one knows how long the Age of the West will last, Percy. The gods are immortal, yes. But then, so were the Titans. They still exist, locked away in their various prisons, forced to endure endless pain and punishment, reduced in power, but still very much alive. May the Fates forbid that the gods should ever suffer such a doom, or that we should ever return to the darkness and chaos of the past. All we can do, child, is follow our destiny."
"The Titans in that universe are still alive?!" Hera exclaimed, her eyes wide.
"Seriously?" Zeus mumbled in disbelief. "I was able to kill Father. Don't tell me my counterpart's own father is still around?!"
Hades narrowed his eyes, his voice low and grave. "Alive, yes. But existence isn't life. I'd rather be in the Underworld than bound in Tartarus for eternity. It is a worse fate than death." His gaze flickered towards Zeus. "Perhaps your counterpart failed to learn the finality of death, brother."
Poseidon grunted, running a hand through his hair, clearly annoyed. "Locked away or not, the Titans are dangerous. Those useless gods better make sure they are never released."
"Our destiny ... assuming we know what that is."
"Relax," Chiron told me. "Keep a clear head. And remember, you may be about to prevent the biggest war in human history."
"Relax," I said. "I'm very relaxed."
"You are not fooling anyone," said Apollo, shaking his head.
When I got to the bottom of the hill, I looked back. Under the pine tree that used to be Thalia, daughter of Zeus, Chiron was now standing in full horse-man form, holding his bow high in salute. Just your typical summer-camp send-off by your typical centaur.
Argus drove us out of the countryside and into western Long Island. It felt weird to be on a highway again, Anthony and Grover sitting next to me as if we were normal carpoolers. After two weeks at Half-Blood Hill, the real world seemed like a fantasy. I found myself staring at every McDonald's, every kid in the back of his parents' car, every billboard and shopping mall.
"So far so good," I told Anthony. "Ten miles and not a single monster."
Xolotyl, the Aztec god of fire and misfortune, shook his head. "She shouldn't have jinxed it."
He gave me an irritated look. "It's bad luck to talk that way, seaweed brain."
Poseidon still hates this half-breed for insulting her.
"Remind me again—why do you hate me so much?"
"I don't hate you."
"He doesn't? He sure doesn't act like it," Shiva said sarcastically.
"Could've fooled me."
He folded his cap of invisibility. "Look ... we're just not supposed to get along, okay? Our parents are rivals."
Athena stiffened and glanced nervously at Poseidon.
"Why?"
He sighed. "How many reasons do you want? One time my mom caught Poseidon with his girlfriend in Athena's temple, which is hugely disrespectful. Another time, Athena and Poseidon competed to be the patron god for the city of Athens. Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift. My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her."
"How childish," Poseidon sneered. "My counterpart shouldn't care to patronizing a human city."
"Humans just love to make up rivalries," commented Rhea, thinking about the false stories humans had written about the gods in this world.
Athena let out a sigh of relief. She wouldn't care either.
"They must really like olives."
"Oh, forget it."
"Now, if she'd invented pizza—that I could understand."
Mmm, pizza...Adamas thought dreamily.
Now he likes all kinds of pizza, except the pineapples and ham one because, in his opinion, it's disgusting.
"I said, forget it!"
In the front seat, Argus smiled. He didn't say anything, but one blue eye on the back of his neck winked at me.
Traffic slowed us down in Queens. By the time we got into Manhattan it was sunset and starting to rain.
Argus dropped us at the Greyhound Station on the Upper East Side, not far from my mom and Gabe's apartment. Taped to a mailbox was a soggy flyer with my picture on it: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?
The atmosphere in the room darkened at the mention of the vile human.
Poseidon's expression twisted in disgust as he clenched his fists. That wretched mortal, he thought with fury. I'd drown him in the deepest abyss for his treatment of the girl.
I ripped it down before Anthony and Grover could notice.
Argus unloaded our bags, made sure we got our bus tickets, then drove away, the eye on the back of his hand opening to watch us as he pulled out of the parking lot.
I thought about how close I was to my old apartment. On a normal day, my mom would be home from the candy store by now. Smelly Gabe was probably up there right now, playing poker, not even missing her.
"I hope that mortal dies from a terrible accident or something," Artemis said in disdain.
Grover shouldered his backpack. He gazed down the street in the direction I was looking. "You want to know why she married him, Percy?"
"Is the satyr reading her mind?" asked Loki, raising his brow.
I stared at him. "Were you reading my mind or something?"
"Just your emotions." He shrugged. "Guess I forgot to tell you satyrs can do that. You were thinking about your mom and your stepdad, right?"
I nodded, wondering what else Grover might've forgotten to tell me.
"Your mom married Gabe for you," Grover told me. "You call him 'Smelly,' but you've got no idea. The guy has this aura.... Yuck. I can smell him from here. I can smell traces of him on you, and you haven't been near him for a week."
"Ew, no! Girls are supposed to smell nice, not have the same scent as some greasy human male!" Aphrodite said in disgust.
Persephone nodded in agreement. "Yes, like flowers."
The thought of Percilla smelling like her stepfather put Poseidon on edge.
"Thanks," I said. "Where's the nearest shower?"
"You should be grateful, Percy. Your stepfather smells so repulsively human he could mask the presence of any demigod. As soon as I took a whiff inside his Camaro, I knew: Gabe has been covering your scent for years. If you hadn't lived with him every summer, you probably would've been found by monsters a long time ago. Your mom stayed with him to protect you. She was a smart lady. She must've loved you a lot to put up with that guy—if that makes you feel any better."
"So...that is a good thing?" Rhea asked questioningly.
"How would smelling like that walrus make her feel any better?" Asked Isis, the Egyptian goddess of life and magic.
"It would've been better if the girl lived with her divine father," stated Osiris, Egyptian god of fertility and agriculture. He is also Isis's husband.
"In my opinion, the halfling was done dirty," said Morrígan.
It didn't, but I forced myself not to show it. I'll see her again, I thought. She isn't gone.
I wondered if Grover could still read my emotions, mixed up as they were. I was glad he and Anthony were with me, but I felt guilty that I hadn't been straight with them. I hadn't told them the real reason I'd said yes to this crazy quest.
The truth was, I didn't care about retrieving Zeus's lightning bolt, or saving the world, or even helping my father out of trouble. The more I thought about it, I resented Poseidon for never visiting me, never helping my mom, never even sending a lousy child-support check. He'd only claimed me because he needed a job done.
Rhea, Hades, and Hestia frowned in disapproval at Poseidon's counterpart for not doing anything to help her.
All I cared about was my mom. Hades had taken her unfairly, and Hades was going to give her back.
Looking cold, Hades cracked the stone of his armrests.
You will be betrayed by one who calls you a friend, the Oracle whispered in my mind. You will fail to save what matters most in the end.
Shut up, I told it.
The gods exchanged uneasy glances, their faces marked by concern. Poseidon's eyes narrowed, his gaze fixed on the girl with an intensity that suggested he was trying to decipher the Oracle's cryptic warning. Hades, usually stoic, shifted slightly, a rare flicker of unease crossing his features.
The rain kept coming down.
We got restless waiting for the bus and decided to play some Hacky Sack with one of Grover's apples. Anthony was unbelievable. He could bounce the apple off his knee, his elbow, his shoulder, whatever. I wasn't too bad myself.
The game ended when I tossed the apple toward Grover and it got too close to his mouth. In one mega goat bite, our Hacky Sack disappeared—core, stem, and all.
Grover blushed. He tried to apologize, but Anthony and I were too busy cracking up.
Finally the bus came. As we stood in line to board, Grover started looking around, sniffing the air like he smelled his favorite school cafeteria delicacy—enchiladas.
"I could go for some enchiladas right now," said Chicomecoatyl. She then summoned a plate of enchiladas for herself.
"What is it?" I asked.
"I don't know," he said tensely. "Maybe it's nothing."
"It's something alright," Buddha stated with a yawn.
Everyone began to show worry or concern.
But I could tell it wasn't nothing. I started looking over my shoulder, too.
I was relieved when we finally got on board and found seats together in the back of the bus. We stowed our backpacks. Anthony kept slapping his Yankees cap nervously against his thigh.
As the last passengers got on, Anthony clamped his hand onto my knee. "Percy."
"How dare he touch her!" snarled Poseidon, abruptly standing up from his throne.
"Poseidon, sit back down this instant!" yelled Rhea.
Still fuming, the tyrant of the seas reluctantly did as his mother told him.
Hades covered his mouth, grinning.
An old lady had just boarded the bus. She wore a crumpled velvet dress, lace gloves, and a shapeless orange-knit hat that shadowed her face, and she carried a big paisley purse. When she tilted her head up, her black eyes glittered, and my heart skipped a beat.
It was Mrs. Dodds. Older, more withered, but definitely the same evil face.
"Oh my, the Fury has returned!" exclaimed Demeter.
"The satyr was wrong for saying it's nothing," stated Apollo.
The gods looked even more troubled. They wished the Fury had actually died.
Hades would like to have a "nice chat" with his counterpart.
I scrunched down in my seat.
Behind her came two more old ladies: one in a green hat, one in a purple hat. Otherwise they looked exactly like Mrs. Dodds—same gnarled hands, paisley handbags, wrinkled velvet dresses. Triplet demon grandmothers.
"All three Furies are after her?!" Shouted Zeus in disbelief.
They sat in the front row, right behind the driver. The two on the aisle crossed their legs over the walkway, making an X. It was casual enough, but it sent a clear message: nobody leaves.
"She is trapped," Kali stated worriedly, sitting close to her sister-wives.
The bus pulled out of the station, and we headed through the slick streets of Manhattan. "She didn't stay dead long," I said, trying to keep my voice from quivering. "I thought you said they could be dispelled for a lifetime."
"I said if you're lucky," Anthony said. "You're obviously not."
The deities glared at the screen in outrage at the boy's audacity in speaking to her in that tone.
Athena rubbed her face in frustration at her son.
"If I were there, I could give her some luck," said Tyche, the Greek goddess of luck.
"All three of them," Grover whimpered. "Di immortales!"
"It's okay," Anthony said, obviously thinking hard. "The Furies. The three worst monsters from the Underworld. No problem. No problem. We'll just slip out the windows."
"They don't open," Grover moaned.
"A back exit?" he suggested.
There wasn't one. Even if there had been, it wouldn't have helped. By that time, we were on Ninth Avenue, heading for the Lincoln Tunnel.
"They won't attack us with witnesses around," I said. "Will they?"
"Mortals don't have good eyes," Anthony reminded me. "Their brains can only process what they see through the Mist."
"They'll see three old ladies killing us, won't they?"
"They'll probably see her killing three old ladies instead," Dionysus said jokingly, trying to lighten the mood.
He thought about it. "Hard to say. But we can't count on mortals for help. Maybe an emergency exit in the roof ... ?"
We hit the Lincoln Tunnel, and the bus went dark except for the running lights down the aisle. It was eerily quiet without the sound of the rain.
Mrs. Dodds got up. In a flat voice, as if she'd rehearsed it, she announced to the whole bus: "I need to use the rest-room."
"So do I," said the second sister.
"So do I," said the third sister.
They all started coming down the aisle.
"I've got it," Anthony said. "Percy, take my hat."
"What?"
"You're the one they want. Turn invisible and go up the aisle. Let them pass you. Maybe you can get to the front and get away."
"But you guys—"
"There's an outside chance they might not notice us," Anthony said. "You're a daughter of one of the Big Three. Your smell might be overpowering."
"I can't just leave you."
"Don't worry about us," Grover said. "Go!"
My hands trembled. I felt like a coward, but I took the Yankees cap and put it on.
Everyone frowned at the girl looking down on herself.
"Percilla is not a coward," Poseidon stated in a tone that brooked no argument. "She shows true bravery by facing her fears, even when she doubts herself."
Rhea, Hades, Zeus, and Adamas looked proud of what he said.
When I looked down, my body wasn't there anymore.
I started creeping up the aisle. I managed to get up ten rows, then duck into an empty seat just as the Furies walked past.
Mrs. Dodds stopped, sniffing, and looked straight at me. My heart was pounding.
The gods' hearts were also pounding, anticipating what was coming next.
Apparently she didn't see anything. She and her sisters kept going.
Everyone let out a sigh of relief.
I was free. I made it to the front of the bus. We were almost through the Lincoln Tunnel now. I was about to press the emergency stop button when I heard hideous wailing from the back row.
The old ladies were not old ladies anymore. Their faces were still the same—I guess those couldn't get any uglier— but their bodies had shriveled into leathery brown hag bodies with bat's wings and hands and feet like gargoyle claws. Their handbags had turned into fiery whips.
Göll, deathly scared, quickly hid behind Brunhilde, who watched the scene impassively.
"Ugh! How hideous!" Aphrodite shivered in disgust.
The Furies surrounded Grover and Anthony, lashing their whips, hissing: "Where is it? Where?"
"Where is what? They're not asking for her," Buddha noted.
"So they're looking for something?" questioned Hades.
The other people on the bus were screaming, cowering in their seats. They saw something, all right.
"She's not here!" Anthony yelled. "She's gone!"
The Furies raised their whips.
Anthony drew his bronze knife. Grover grabbed a tin can from his snack bag and prepared to throw it.
What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year.
"Impulsive huh?" Said Zeus in interest, leaning forward.
The bus driver was distracted, trying to see what was going on in his rearview mirror.
Still invisible, I grabbed the wheel from him and jerked it to the left. Everybody howled as they were thrown to the right, and I heard what I hoped was the sound of three Furies smashing against the windows.
"Woah!" Exclaimed many of the gods, now seemingly hyped.
"Hell yeah!" Screamed Zeus excitedly.
Hades winced, "That is quite impetuous of her."
Rhea, Hestia, Hera, and Demeter nodded in agreement.
Poseidon looked quite worried.
"Hey!" the driver yelled. "Hey—whoa!"
We wrestled for the wheel. The bus slammed against the side of the tunnel, grinding metal, throwing sparks a mile behind us.
We careened out of the Lincoln Tunnel and back into the rainstorm, people and monsters tossed around the bus, cars plowed aside like bowling pins.
"That looks like fun," stated Anubis, earning him a glare from his three times great grandfather.
Somehow the driver found an exit. We shot off the highway, through half a dozen traffic lights, and ended up barreling down one of those New Jersey rural roads where you can't believe there's so much nothing right across the river from New York. There were woods to our left, the Hudson River to our right, and the driver seemed to be veering toward the river.
Another great idea: I hit the emergency brake.
Hestia started biting her nails in anxiety as she watched the scene unfold.
The bus wailed, spun a full circle on the wet asphalt, and crashed into the trees. The emergency lights came on. The door flew open. The bus driver was the first one out, the passengers yelling as they stampeded after him. I stepped into the driver's seat and let them pass.
The Furies regained their balance. They lashed their whips at Anthony while he waved his knife and yelled in Ancient Greek, telling them to back off. Grover threw tin cans.
I looked at the open doorway. I was free to go, but I couldn't leave my friends. I took off the invisible cap. "Hey!"
She should've left them, thought Poseidon in frustration. Those insignificant beings will only hold her back.
The Furies turned, baring their yellow fangs at me, and the exit suddenly seemed like an excellent idea. Mrs. Dodds stalked up the aisle, just as she used to do in class, about to deliver my F- math test. Every time she flicked her whip, red flames danced along the barbed leather.
Her two ugly sisters hopped on top of the seats on either side of her and crawled toward me like huge nasty lizards.
"Percilla Jackson," Mrs. Dodds said, in an accent that was definitely from somewhere farther south than Georgia. "You have offended the gods. You shall die."
"I liked you better as a math teacher," I told her.
"She is either deliberately making the Fury angrier or she has no filter," Beelzebub stated, surprisingly. He had paused his note-taking.
She growled.
Anthony and Grover moved up behind the Furies cautiously, looking for an opening.
I took the ballpoint pen out of my pocket and uncapped it. Riptide elongated into a shimmering double-edged sword.
The Furies hesitated.
Mrs. Dodds had felt Riptide's blade before. She obviously didn't like seeing it again.
"Submit now," she hissed. "And you will not suffer eternal torment."
"Nice try," I told her.
"Percy, look out!" Anthony cried.
Mrs. Dodds lashed her whip around my sword hand while the Furies on the either side lunged at me.
The gods held their breath, watching in tense silence as the confrontation unfolded.
My hand felt like it was wrapped in molten lead, but I managed not to drop Riptide. I stuck the Fury on the left with its hilt, sending her toppling backward into a seat. I turned and sliced the Fury on the right. As soon as the blade connected with her neck, she screamed and exploded into dust.
Everyone looked amazed at her skills with the sword despite lacking training.
Zeus's eyes widened in surprise. "Quite impressive," he remarked, once again taken aback by her prowess. "I just wish there is blood spilled.
Thor nodded with a hint of approval. "Not bad for someone without formal training," he commented, his gaze betraying a mix of admiration and calculation.
Ares grinned, clearly pleased. "She is a true fighter, alright."
Poseidon watched with a hint of something in his eyes.
Anthony got Mrs. Dodds in a wrestler's hold and yanked her backward while Grover ripped the whip out of her hands.
"Ow!" he yelled. "Ow! Hot! Hot!"
The Fury I'd hilt-slammed came at me again, talons ready, but I swung Riptide and she broke open like a piñata.
"Nice simile," Apollo said with amusement.
Mrs. Dodds was trying to get Anthony off her back. She kicked, clawed, hissed and bit, but Anthony held on while Grover got Mrs. Dodds's legs tied up in her own whip. Finally they both shoved her backward into the aisle. Mrs. Dodds tried to get up, but she didn't have room to flap her bat wings, so she kept falling down.
"Zeus will destroy you!" she promised. "Hades will have your soul!"
"Braccas meas vescimini!" I yelled.
With the atmosphere lightened by the girl's successful defeat of the Furies, the gods laughed freely. Even those who didn't understand what she said laughed anyway.
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant "Eat my pants!"
Apollo chuckled. "She's actually saying 'my pants are being eaten.'" He translated. Though the Greek gods hated the Romans, some of them actually know the Latin language.
Thunder shook the bus. The hair rose on the back of my neck.
"Get out!" Anthony yelled at me. "Now!" I didn't need any encouragement.
We rushed outside and found the other passengers wandering around in a daze, arguing with the driver, or running around in circles yelling, "We're going to die!" A Hawaiian-shirted tourist with a camera snapped my photograph before I could recap my sword.
"Our bags!" Grover realized. "We left our—"
BOOOOOM!
The windows of the bus exploded as the passengers ran for cover. Lightning shredded a huge crater in the roof, but an angry wail from inside told me Mrs. Dodds was not yet dead.
"Run!" Anthony said. "She's calling for reinforcements! We have to get out of here!"
We plunged into the woods as the rain poured down, the bus in flames behind us, and nothing but darkness ahead.
The scene ended.
"That was quite action-packed," commented Shiva.
Chapter 24: Tatakae (Guess The Reference)
Chapter Text
(Present)
Percy froze for a moment, her instincts screaming at her to bolt again. She didn't want to look at Poseidon's expression any longer, fearing it would send a tremor of terror through her. But as she turned to swim for her life once again, Poseidon's voice stopped her.
In a tone that cut through the silence like a blade, Poseidon spoke. "Since you so badly want to return to your world, I'll let you go."
Percy whipped her head around, her eyes widening in surprise. "Really? You'll let me go?" Her voice was a mix of hope and disbelief.
Poseidon nodded, and Percy saw that his gaze was chillingly cold. "But under one condition: You must defeat me in a fight. If you lose, you will stay by my side, permanently."
The words hung in the water like a heavy fog. Percy's heart sank. She had hoped for a simpler escape, but the idea of fighting Poseidon—an immortal god with untold power—was daunting. The challenge was both a glimmer of hope and a chilling reminder of the formidable force she was up against.
She took a deep breath, steeling herself. The prospect of facing a god like Poseidon, who was not her own father, was terrifying, but she knew she had no other choice.
She had to get out of this world.
She had to see her friends, family, and the love of her life again.
She had to take him on.
Steadying her nerves, Percy met Poseidon's gaze with a newfound resolve, pushing past the fear that threatened to overwhelm her. Her voice rang out with a confidence she didn't entirely feel, but she knew she had to project it.
"Fine," she said, her tone firm. "I'll fight you. If defeating you is the only way to get out of here, then I'll do it."
Poseidon's expression grew darker as he watched Percy's defiant stance. With a frustrated sigh, he raised his hand and conjured a small whirlpool of water. From the swirling depths, Riptide, Percy's trusty sword, emerged, its blade gleaming with a renewed edge.
"Riptide!" Percy exclaimed in shock, not expecting her sword to appear.
"Since you are eager to fight," Poseidon said, his tone icy as he tossed the sword toward Percy, "you can take this back."
Percy easily caught Riptide, her grip tightening around the familiar hilt. The weight of the sword felt reassuring in her hand, a reminder of her strength and her will to fight. She looked up at Poseidon, her eyes burning with determination.
The sea tyrant's gaze remained unwavering as he watched Percy prepare herself. The water around them seemed to grow completely still, the tension in the air palpable. The vast underwater realm stretched out behind him, contrasting with the battlefield that was about to unfold.
Percy gripped Riptide tightly, her knuckles whitening. She felt the familiar weight of the sword grounding her, its presence a reminder of her strength and the battles she had fought before. She took a deep breath, centering herself as she faced the god.
Poseidon's form shimmered momentarily, his divine aura radiating a powerful, almost oppressive force. He drew his own weapon—a trident that seemed to pulse with a deep, ancient energy. The trident's three prongs glinted menacingly as Poseidon held it with casual ease, a stark reminder of his immense power.
"Are you ready?" Poseidon's voice was a low rumble, almost drowned out by the distant echoes of the sea.
Percy nodded, putting on a brave face. "I'm ready."
Without further warning, Poseidon lunged forward, his trident cutting through the water with incredible speed. Percy barely had time to react, raising Riptide in a defensive stance. The clash of their weapons resonated through the underwater expanse, sending shockwaves that disturbed the surrounding sea life. The startled hippocampi swam away, fish scattered in a frenzy, and seaweed whipped around them.
Poseidon's strikes were relentless and precise, each thrust of his trident aimed to break through Percy's defenses. She parried and dodged, her heart thumping wildly as she fought to keep up with the god's formidable speed. Poseidon's fluid grace made him a blur in the water, his divine strength magnifying every movement.
The force of their battle was immense. Each clash between Riptide and the trident sent powerful ripples through the sea, shattering nearby underwater boulders. One particularly massive boulder cracked under the weight of their powers, its fragments exploding into a cloud of debris that scattered across the sea floor. The tremors from the impact sent a shiver through the ocean bed, highlighting the sheer scale of their confrontation.
Poseidon then shifted his tactics, summoning a colossal wave that surged toward Percy with terrifying force. Percy reacted swiftly, using her hydrokinesis to divert the wave. She formed a swirling barrier of water that absorbed the brunt of the impact, but the force nearly drove her backward. The wave crashed against her shield, the water spraying around them in a frothy explosion. Even with her breathing labored, Percy moved gracefully, her tail cutting through the water as she closed in on Poseidon.
She swung Riptide with precision, the blade slicing through the water with a gleaming arc. Poseidon blocked her attack with a wave of his hand, sending a spray of water that collided with Riptide. The impact created a shockwave that rippled through the sea, sending smaller underwater rocks tumbling across the sea floor. Poseidon's divine energy seemed to clash with Percy's elemental control, each hit creating a symphony of chaos and power.
The god of the sea retaliated with a flurry of rapid, powerful strikes. His hands wove intricate patterns, summoning torrents of water that lashed out at Percy with relentless fury. She countered by solidifying the water into crystalline formations, erecting barriers of ice that absorbed and deflected Poseidon's attacks. The ice glinted in the underwater light, creating a dazzling display of frozen artistry as it held firm against his onslaught.
Percy's movements were a blur of agility and precision as she wielded both her hydrokinesis and Riptide. She launched shards of ice with deadly accuracy, each projectile aimed to disrupt Poseidon's concentration. Poseidon's eyes narrowed as he dodged and deflected the ice shards, his frustration growing. The sea around them became a battlefield of glistening ice and churning water, a stark contrast of elements in constant collision.
The battle raged on, each combatant pushing their powers to their limits. Poseidon's divine strength manifested in colossal waves and whirlpools that threatened to engulf Percy. Percy responded with equal fervor, her cryokinesis freezing the water into treacherous obstacles and solidified barriers that shielded her from Poseidon's relentless attacks. The sea trembled with the force of their clash, each movement creating new currents and shifting tides.
Poseidon then summoned a vortex of water, a swirling maelstrom that threatened to engulf Percy entirely. She fought against the powerful current, transforming the vortex into a spinning storm of ice and water. The swirling vortex became a blizzard of frozen shards, whipping around them with a fierce, biting cold that numbed even the god's divine form.
The demigod pressed her advantage, using Riptide to slice through the icy storm and target Poseidon directly. The sea god struggled to maintain control, his focus shifting between the swirling ice and Percy's relentless attacks. Despite his immense power, the sheer force of Percy's elemental control was actually pushing him to his limits.
Poseidon could feel his pulse quicken. With a shark-like grin, a mix of lust and obsession swirled in his eyes.
Yes! This is exactly what he expected of her!
His daughter is powerful, and with such strength, only she can be his wife!
However, she would not defeat him!
He unleashed a massive wave of energy. The wave crashed against Percy with overwhelming force, sending her spiraling through the water. She fought to regain her balance, her breath coming in ragged gasps as she prepared for another attack. Her vision swam with the force of the impact, but she tightened her grip on Riptide, remaining unshaken.
The battle seemed to reach its peak, both combatants locked in a fierce struggle that threatened to overwhelm their surroundings. The water around them was a chaotic whirlwind of energy and power, each clash sending shockwaves through the sea.
Just as Poseidon prepared to deliver a blow that would not kill her but incapacitate her, a sudden, piercing voice cut through the tumultuous water, halting both fighters in their tracks.
"STOP THIS AT ONCE!"
Chapter 25: Intervention
Chapter Text
(Present)
The commanding voice echoed through the underwater realm, carrying an authority that demanded immediate compliance. Percy and Poseidon froze, their weapons momentarily suspended in the charged water. From the swirling depths emerged Rhea, the Titaness of Motherhood, her presence radiating a blend of maternal fierceness and divine power. Rhea was an extraordinarily beautiful woman, with long golden hair that flowed around her like liquid sunlight and piercing green eyes that held a commanding intensity. Accompanying her were Hades and Zeus, both transformed with shimmering mermaid tails, their expressions revealing their distinct reactions to the confrontation.
Hades' dark eyes observed the battle with intense interest, following every clash and movement with a fascination that spoke of deeper intrigue. His gaze was sharp, analyzing the combatants' strategies and the ebb and flow of their elemental powers. It was clear that he found the display of power both impressive and revealing.
While Hades appeared as a young, handsome man, Zeus, on the other hand, looked like a small, frail old man with sunken eyes that gleamed with battle-crazed excitement. His appearance was a stark contrast to Hades. He watched the fight with manic enthusiasm, his face alight with the thrill of divine combat. It was as if the clash of elemental forces had ignited a primal joy within him, and he reveled in the chaos with barely restrained energy.
"Mother, brothers, what are you all here?" Poseidon asked, his tone annoyed by the interruption.
"Your brother told us my granddaughter is here with you. I wanted to come see her!" Rhea said angrily.
Her eyes blazed as she looked at Poseidon, her gaze seething with an intensity that made the very water around her seem to quiver. "Poseidon, what do you think you're doing? This is not the way to handle matters! You've gone too far!"
Poseidon's expression faltered, a flicker of unease crossing his face. "Mother, this is my matter to resolve. She—"
Rhea cut him off, her voice slicing through the water like a blade. "Enough! This isn't just about you or your ego. This is not about proving your strength or asserting dominance. Have you forgotten the responsibilities that come with your power? Now you've taken that power and used it on someone who doesn't deserve it! You are endangering everything in this realm!"
"I felt the tremor of their battle from 'downstairs,'" said Hades jokingly to lighten the atmosphere, though his face showed a hint of concern.
"And I can sense any epic battle anywhere, so I had to come down here!" Zeus exclaimed with a wild look, his frail frame trembling with excitement.
"I needed to make her submit to me, Mother!" Poseidon yelled furiously.
"This is not how things should go, Poseidon!" Rhea yelled back. "Put down your trident!"
Poseidon, though clearly displeased, reluctantly lowered his trident. The divine light that had been pulsating around him dimmed slightly. He looked at Percy with a burning intensity.
Percy, panting from the exertion of the battle, looked at the trio with wariness. "Who are you?" she asked, looking specifically at Rhea and Zeus.
Hades decided to do the introduction. "Percy, since you've already met me, let me introduce them. This is our mother Rhea, the Titaness of Motherhood, and Zeus here is Poseidon's and my brother."
"I am so happy to meet you, Percilla," said Rhea.
"Ooh, I finally get to meet my—" Zeus began, but Hades clamped a hand on his shoulder. "I mean, the girl who caught my brother's attention!" Zeus finished.
Percy raised an eyebrow at that, then asked, "Are you all here to stop this fight?"
Rhea nodded firmly. "Yes, Percy. We are here to ensure that you are treated fairly and that this situation is resolved with reason, not brute force."
"But I don't want the fight to stop," Percy said, her voice filled with determination despite her exhaustion.
The water around them seemed to still in the wake of Percy's words. Rhea's eyes widened in shock, her golden hair shimmering as if reflecting her surprise. Hades raised an eyebrow, his expression a mix of astonishment and intrigue. Even Zeus, typically consumed by his manic enthusiasm, looked momentarily taken aback, his sunken eyes widening with disbelief.
Poseidon, however, was the most visibly shocked. His trident wavered, and the divine light around him dimmed even further. The imposing god's expression shifted from intense focus to one of utter astonishment as he stared at Percy, his previous confidence faltering.
Percy could hardly believe Poseidon's audacity to look shocked. He was the one who instigated it in the first place.
Still panting from the battle's exertion, Percy met the tyrant's stunned gaze with a fierce glare. "I don't want this fight to stop because I want to beat you into a pulp for kidnapping me from my world! You've taken me from everything I cared about!"
Rhea's eyes softened. "Percy, you have the right to be angry, but violence is not the answer. We must address this situation with reasoning."
Percy glared at all of them, her eyes blazing. "I want Poseidon to feel my wrath. I want him to understand what it's like to be torn from everything you know and love. I want him to experience the same helplessness and anger I've felt!"
Rhea took a deep breath, trying to calm the tension in the water. Her gaze remained steady and compassionate as she addressed Percy. "Percy, I understand. It's clear you cannot stay with Poseidon, and it's evident that this situation has caused you immense distress. Why don't you stay with me instead?"
Percy eyed Rhea suspiciously. "Why would you offer me that?"
Rhea opened her mouth to respond, but before she could reveal more, Hades moved closer and whispered urgently into her ear.
"Mother, don't. Poseidon didn't tell her yet."
Percy narrowed her eyes at this.
Rhea's eyes widened, and she closed her mouth. She looked towards Poseidon in disapproval, which he pretended to ignore by looking away.
Rhea turned back to Percy, her voice gentle but firm. "I am just concerned for your well-being. It's important to ensure your safety, given the circumstances. Your rage towards my son is understandable, but my offer is genuine. We can find a resolution that doesn't involve further conflict between you two."
"How about you guys send me home instead of Poseidon?" Percy demanded.
Rhea's gaze turned somber. "I'm afraid I can't offer that solution, Percy. Neither I nor any of the other gods possess the power to send you back to your world. Only Chaos and Poseidon have that capability."
Chaos, the primordial of the void? Percy thought.
"Chaos I would understand, but why does only Poseidon have the ability?" she asked.
"Because Chaos granted it to my brother," Hades answered.
"Why?!" Percy exclaimed in disbelief.
Hades continued, "The reason behind Chaos granting Poseidon the ability to enter another realm is known only to Poseidon himself. He has never shared the details of what he discussed with Chaos with anyone," he said, casting a sidelong glance at the silent god of the sea.
Percy threw her hands up in frustration, with one hand still holding Riptide. "Okay, since obviously this asshole won't let me leave unless I beat the shit out of him, let us finish this fight!" She directed the last part at Poseidon.
"Yes! Let them continue the fight!" Zeus readily agreed, nodding his head energetically.
"NO!" Rhea and Hades shouted simultaneously.
"Why not?!" Percy asked in irritation.
The Titaness and the God of the Dead exchanged subtle, hesitant glances.
Rhea caught Poseidon's gaze.
My son, tell her the truth, she said to him telepathically.
Chapter 26: The Tyrant’s Inner Thoughts
Chapter Text
(Present)
Poseidon's grip tightened on his trident, his knuckles white as he felt Rhea's voice echo in his mind.
Tell her the truth.
His mother's command lingered in his thoughts like a persistent ripple in otherwise still waters. Poseidon's eyes flicked to Percy, then to Hades, whose unreadable gaze weighed on him like a heavy current. The truth. He had buried it, hidden beneath layers of power and possession, but now it threatened to rise to the surface, drawn out by his mother's intervention.
A flash of part of the morning's conversation with Hades before breakfast flooded Poseidon's mind.
**Flashback**
In Poseidon's palace, the morning light refracted through the watery depths surrounding them as servants brought out the first course of breakfast. Hades, who had come to see Percy, sipped his dark drink at his seat by the dining table with his usual inscrutable demeanor, as if he had all the time in the world.
"Poseidon, you know you cannot hide this from her." Hades' tone was quiet but edged with warning. "You have to tell her."
Poseidon stiffened as he stood by the window, watching over the ocean. "Tell her what, brother?"
Hades leveled his dark eyes at him, unmoved by Poseidon's evasiveness. "You know exactly what. She deserves to know the truth. Percy is your daughter."
The words struck like a sharp wave crashing against Poseidon's defenses, but he quickly masked his reaction. "No," he said darkly, laced with annoyance. "She may share my essence, but I do not see her as my daughter. She will never know."
Hades sighed, setting down his cup. "You can't keep this from her forever. The longer you wait, the worse it will be when she finds out. After watching her life, you should have known she'll never accept this kind of relationship with you."
Poseidon stormed over and slammed his fist down on the table, causing a ripple that sent the delicate cutlery clattering. "I will not tell her! She will be my wife, my empress, and that is the end of it!"
The silence that followed was thick with tension. Hades leaned back in his chair, his expression measured, but his eyes burned with something dangerous. "You may desire her as your wife, but what about her feelings? Will she want that?" he asked slowly, trying to make his brother understand. "She's your daughter, Poseidon."
"She is more than that!" Poseidon snapped, his eyes narrowing. "She is more than just my daughter! She is mine, and I will not let her go! What do you know of such matters, Hades? You, who kidnapped Persephone—your own niece—and forced her into marriage. You are such a hypocrite, brother. You're the last god who should lecture me on relationships."
For a moment, Hades' gaze hardened, shadows deepening around him. The comparison had struck a nerve, just as Poseidon had known it would. But to Poseidon's surprise, Hades chuckled darkly, shaking his head.
"A hypocrite? Perhaps," Hades admitted, his voice low, a dark edge lacing his words. "But at least I gave her a choice, twisted as it was. She knew where she stood with me. You..." His gaze darkened with accusation, burning with a mix of disgust and pity. "You lie to yourself and to her. You plan to build a relationship on a foundation of deceit."
Hades leaned in closer, his voice dropping to a quiet intensity. "And do not mistake me, brother. I may have taken Persephone, but even I would never stoop so low as to take my own daughter as a wife. I am not one of the Egyptian gods, reveling in such perversions."
Poseidon flinched, the weight of Hades' words landing like a blow to his core, but he quickly buried his reaction beneath his fury.
The sea god bristled. "I am nothing like you."
"You're worse," Hades said softly, but the weight of his words struck harder than any shout. "Because you know what you're doing is wrong, yet you continue. You want her to be your wife, not out of love, but out of obsession. You want her to submit to you, as if that will fill the emptiness inside you."
Poseidon had shot up from leaning over the table, the water around him swirling violently. "You are supposed to understand me, Hades! As brothers, we are the closest to each other, and yet you failed to understand me! I cannot—will not—lose her!"
Hades stood as well, his dark gaze as steady and cold as the Underworld itself. "You've been losing her since you dragged her to our world. You just haven't realized it yet." He said knowingly.
"Do not speak of this topic again, Hades, or I will never allow you to visit my home ever again!" Poseidon yelled before abruptly returning to his place by the window, staring coldly out into the depths.
Hades sighed and sat back down.
Just then, the door to the dining room opened, and Percy entered.
**Flashback End**
Poseidon snapped back to the present, his chest heaving with the memory of that confrontation. His gaze flickered to Percy, who was still glaring at him with a mix of fury and confusion. She had no idea—no idea how much she meant to him.
"What is going on with you gods? Why is everyone suddenly quiet? My question still hasn't been answered," Percy said, frustration and irritation creeping into her tone.
Even Zeus, usually loud and arrogant, was dead silent. His eyes flickered nervously between Rhea and Poseidon.
Poseidon could feel his mother's piercing gaze on him, urging him to speak, to reveal what was clawing at the edges of his conscience. But he couldn't. He wouldn't.
She belongs to me, he thought fiercely. She will always remain by my side.
Hades, who had been watching the silent exchange with knowing eyes, swam forward, his voice low and calm. "Poseidon, this is your chance. Do what is right, not what your pride demands."
Poseidon's jaw clenched, his eyes flashing with a storm of emotions—anger, guilt, fear. He couldn't bring himself to speak the words. He couldn't tell Percilla the truth that would pull her away from where he wanted her.
He looked at Percy, her defiant stance reminding him so much of himself in his youth—of the fire and fury that had burned inside him when he claimed dominion over the seas. And yet, in her eyes, he saw something deeper—a reflection of the connection they shared, even if she didn't know it yet. That connection would be enough. It had to be.
His mother's pleading voice cut through his thoughts once more. Please, tell her that she is your daughter, Poseidon.
But Poseidon remained silent, his trident still lowered, his gaze fixed on Percy, willing her to stay in his world, in his grasp.
Finally after what seemed like forever, he said one word that shattered everything.
"NO."
Chapter 27: *We Visit The Garden Gnome Emporium
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As soon as the scene ended, the gods in the chamber erupted into conversation, each sharing their opinions on the wild events that had just unfolded.
Artemis was the first to speak, shaking her head in amazement. "Three Furies? That's overkill, even by Underworld standards. Poor Percy—she doesn't even know what she's up against yet!"
"I can't believe that satyr thought it was nothing," Apollo chimed in with a frown, crossing his arms. "He should know better—monsters could be lurking anywhere."
"She handled herself well, considering," remarked Athena, her expression thoughtful. "I can see her potential growing, but she needs to learn to control that impulsiveness. Grabbing the wheel of a bus? That was reckless."
Zeus couldn't contain his excitement. "Impulsive? Maybe. But that's what makes her a demigod! That driving stunt—brilliant! I wish I'd been there to see those Furies smash through the windows firsthand!"
Thor, who had been quietly watching, nodded in agreement with Zeus. "The girl didn't just run; she faced her enemies with a resolve that defied her fear. It's that fire that makes heroes worth watching."
Hades, rubbing his chin, added, "I do wonder what they were searching for, though. It wasn't just her they wanted. Something else is at play."
Dionysus chuckled, trying to lighten the mood. "Well, at least the mortal tourists got a great show. I imagine some of them will never ride a bus again after this."
Aphrodite rolled her eyes. "The poor girl shouldn't have to deal with such hideous creatures. Honestly, they were an affront to beauty itself."
Poseidon had been silent throughout most of the discussion, his face unreadable. Internally, he was quite impressed with Percilla's impulsiveness.
The gods murmured in agreement, some still shaking their heads at the danger she'd willingly put herself through.
"Still," Rhea said softly, "Percilla must be careful. She's brave, yes, but her recklessness could cost her dearly one day."
A new title appeared on the screen:
We Visit The Garden Gnome Emporium
Zeus and Loki's eyes lit up, and they both leaned forward with anticipation.
"This is going to be wild!" Zeus exclaimed, grinning widely.
"I agree. I wonder what'll happen next," Loki added, rubbing his hands together, a mischievous glint in his eye.
"Hnn, this will be interesting," said Buddha, breaking a piece of pocky with his teeth.
In a way, it's nice to know there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some divine force really is trying to mess up your day.
Zeus laughed. "Blown up by lightning, huh? Is that my counterpart's style?"
Loki smirked. "I like the part about messing up someone's day. Divine pranks are always entertaining."
Hades, shaking his head slightly, muttered, "It's not always about mischief. Sometimes fate just gets... complicated."
Thor, arms crossed, said in a deep voice, "Facing monsters, surviving divine wrath—sounds like a test of strength to me."
So there we were, Anthony and Grover and I, walking through the woods along the New Jersey riverbank, the glow of New York City making the night sky yellow behind us, and the smell of the Hudson reeking in our noses.
Grover was shivering and braying, his big goat eyes turned slit-pupiled and full of terror. "Three Kindly Ones. All three at once."
"Well, duh," Loki said mockingly.
I was pretty much in shock myself. The explosion of bus windows still rang in my ears. But Anthony kept pulling us along, saying: "Come on! The farther away we get, the better."
"All our money was back there," I reminded him. "Our food and clothes. Everything."
"That is tough," Ares commented, a hint of sympathy in his voice.
"Poor girl," Hestia said with a sigh, her expression softening.
"Well, maybe if you hadn't decided to jump into the fight—"
"Ungrateful brat!" Poseidon snarled furiously.
"Poseidon, control your temper," Rhea said warningly.
"Yeah, if the girl hadn't saved them, they'd be dead!" Zeus shouted, and the other gods nodded in agreement.
"What did you want me to do? Let you get killed?"
She should've, Poseidon thought darkly.
"You didn't need to protect me, Percy. I would've been fine."
"Sure you would've," Shiva said sarcastically.
"Sliced like sandwich bread," Grover put in, "but fine."
"Shut up, goat boy," said Anthony.
Grover brayed mournfully. "Tin cans ... a perfectly good bag of tin cans."
We sloshed across mushy ground, through nasty twisted trees that smelled like sour laundry.
After a few minutes, Anthony fell into line next to me. "Look, I..." His voice faltered. "I appreciate your coming back for us, okay? That was really brave."
"Oh, so now he's being nice," Apollo remarked with narrowed eyes.
"We're a team, right?"
He was silent for a few more steps. "It's just that if you died ... aside from the fact that it would really suck for you, it would mean the quest was over. This may be my only chance to see the real world."
The atmosphere in the room became chilly.
The gods shivered and glanced nervously at Poseidon, who looked like he was about to explode.
Susano'o frowned, seemingly unaffected by the chill. "That is quite insensitive of the boy to say."
Hades nodded, looking coldly at the screen. "Yes, he shouldn't have said that to her. He's not being supportive."
"Brrr, it's f*cking cold in here! Mother, make him stop!" Zeus whined, shivering.
"Poseidon, stop lowering the temperature, or else I'll send you to the time-out island!" Rhea yelled threateningly.
The sea god reluctantly did as his mother told him.
Then, turning to Zeus, she said, "And do not curse in front of me, Zeus!" She scolded him.
Zeus nodded hastily.
The Triple H's smirked. (Author: Guess the reference 🤼)
The thunderstorm had finally let up. The city glow faded behind us, leaving us in almost total darkness. I couldn't see anything of Anthony except a glint of his blond hair.
"You haven't left Camp Half-Blood since you were seven?" I asked him.
"No ... only short field trips. My dad—"
"The history professor."
"Yeah. It didn't work out for me living at home. I mean, Camp Half-Blood is my home." He was rushing his words out now, as if he were afraid somebody might try to stop him. "At camp you train and train. And that's all cool and everything, but the real world is where the monsters are. That's where you learn whether you're any good or not."
Rhea frowned. "A child shouldn't go seeking out monsters. Not even willingly."
"You're right, Mother," Hades added, his tone serious. "Children, no matter if they are demigods or not, are vulnerable to the dangers out in the open."
If I didn't know better, I could've sworn I heard doubt in his voice.
"You're pretty good with that knife," I said.
"You think so?"
It still irks Poseidon that she is complimenting the boy.
"Anybody who can piggyback-ride a Fury is okay by me."
I couldn't really see, but I thought he might've smiled.
"You know," he said, "maybe I should tell you ... Something funny back on the bus ..."
Whatever he wanted to say was interrupted by a shrill toot-toot-toot, like the sound of an owl being tortured.
The gods winced at the dreadful noise.
Athena, in particular, disliked the implication of her sacred animal being harmed.
"Hey, my reed pipes still work!" Grover cried. "If I could just remember a 'find path' song, we could get out of these woods!" . . . . . . .
He puffed out a few notes, but the tune still sounded suspiciously like Hilary Duff.
"Sacrilege! This is sacrilege to music, I say! Even as a cover of Hilary Duff!" Apollo shouted, covering his ears.
The god of the sea wants to break the satyr's reed pipe in half.
Instead of finding a path, I immediately slammed into a tree and got a nice-size knot on my head.
Everyone glared at the satyr on the screen for causing her to hit her head.
The satyr needs to be dealt with, Poseidon thought.
"Useless goat!" Loki insulted Grover.
Add to the list of superpowers I did not have: infrared vision.
After tripping and cursing and generally feeling miserable for another mile or so, I started to see light up ahead: the colors of a neon sign. I could smell food. Fried, greasy, excellent food. I realized I hadn't eaten anything unhealthy since I'd arrived at Half-Blood Hill, where we lived on grapes, bread, cheese, and extra-lean-cut nymph-prepared barbecue. This girl needed a double cheeseburger.
Demeter frowned in disapproval. "The girl doesn't need all that greasy food in her diet."
Poseidon, Rhea, Hades, and most of the other gods felt the same.
Heset, Buddha, and Anubis drooled.
We kept walking until I saw a deserted two-lane road through the trees. On the other side was a closed-down gas station, a tattered billboard for a 1990s movie, and one open business, which was the source of the neon light and the good smell.
It wasn't a fast-food restaurant like I'd hoped. It was one of those weird roadside curio shops that sell lawn flamingos and wooden Indians and cement grizzly bears and stuff like that. The main building was a long, low warehouse, surrounded by acres of statuary. The neon sign above the gate was impossible for me to read, because if there's anything worse for my dyslexia than regular English, it's red cursive neon English.
Everyone suddenly had a bad feeling about that place.
"That must be the garden gnome emporium," Ares stated.
To me, it looked like: ATNYU MES GDERAN GOMEN MEPROUIM.
"Heh, there is romaji there," Izanagi, the Shinto god of creation, chuckled.
"What the heck does that say?" I asked.
"I don't know," Anthony said.
He loved reading so much, I'd forgotten he was dyslexic, too.
Grover translated: "Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium."
Flanking the entrance, as advertised, were two cement garden gnomes, ugly bearded little runts, smiling and waving, as if they were about to get their picture taken.
Aphrodite cringed at the appearance of the gnomes.
I crossed the street, following the smell of the hamburgers.
"Hey ..." Grover warned.
"The lights are on inside," Anthony said. "Maybe it's open."
"Snack bar," I said wistfully.
"Snack bar," he agreed.
"Wait, they are just going to enter that creepy place?" Artemis said in surprise.
"Those children need some sense knocked into them," said Hera with a scowl.
"Are you two crazy?" Grover said. "This place is weird."
We ignored him.
"I think they should have listened to the satyr's warning," said Dionysus. To his surprise, everyone nodded in agreement with him.
The front lot was a forest of statues: cement animals, cement children, even a cement satyr playing the pipes, which gave Grover the creeps.
"Bla-ha-ha!" he bleated. "Looks like my Uncle Ferdinand!"
"Something is not right about those statues," said Hades. "Some of their expressions look startled."
Poseidon, Rhea, Zeus, Beelzebub, Odin, and Susano'o looked suspiciously at the statues.
We stopped at the warehouse door.
"Don't knock," Grover pleaded. "I smell monsters."
"Your nose is clogged up from the Furies," Anthony told him. "All I smell is burgers. Aren't you hungry?"
"The demigods seem to be under a sort of spell or something," Beelzebub noted, observing their unusual behavior.
Odin and Hades nodded, noticing it as well.
"Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian."
"You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him.
"Those are vegetables. Come on. Let's leave. These statues are ... looking at me."
Then the door creaked open, and standing in front of us was a tall Middle Eastern woman—at least, I assumed she was Middle Eastern, because she wore a long black gown that covered everything but her hands, and her head was completely veiled. Her eyes glinted behind a curtain of black gauze, but that was about all I could make out. Her coffee-colored hands looked old, but well-manicured and elegant, so I imagined she was a grandmother who had once been a beautiful lady.
"That lady looks sus as hell," said Buddha.
Poseidon and Hades narrowed their eyes at the woman.
"I like her style though," said Hedjhotep, the Egyptian god of fabric and clothes.
Her accent sounded vaguely Middle Eastern, too. She said, "Children, it is too late to be out all alone. Where are your parents?"
"They're ... um ..." Anthony started to say.
"We're orphans," I said.
Everyone widened their eyes at the girl's response. Some gods even choked on their saliva.
"Did she just say they're orphans?!" Shiva exclaimed in surprise.
"Orphans?" the woman said. The word sounded alien in her mouth. "But, my dears! Surely not!"
"We got separated from our caravan," I said. "Our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we're lost. Is that food I smell?"
Once again, all the deities laughed.
"Circus caravan at a gas station?!" Loki guffawed. "That sounds so ridiculous! Don't tell me that lady would believe such an obviously made-up story?!"
"Oh, my dears," the woman said. "You must come in, poor children. I am Aunty Em. Go straight through to the back of the warehouse, please. There is a dining area."
"That mortal must be stupid to believe her story," Huginn stated.
We thanked her and went inside.
Anthony muttered to me, "Circus caravan?"
"Always have a strategy, right?"
"Your head is full of kelp."
A certain someone gritted their teeth at the boy daring to continue insulting the girl.
The warehouse was filled with more statues—people in all different poses, wearing all different outfits and with different expressions on their faces. I was thinking you'd have to have a pretty huge garden to fit even one of these statues, because they were all life-size. But mostly, I was thinking about food.
Go ahead, call me an idiot for walking into a strange lady's shop like that just because I was hungry, but I do impulsive stuff sometimes. Plus, you've never smelled Aunty Em's burgers. The aroma was like laughing gas in the dentist's chair—it made everything else go away. I barely noticed Grover's nervous whimpers, or the way the statues' eyes seemed to follow me, or the fact that Aunty Em had locked the door behind us.
Göll yelped in fear upon seeing the moving eyes.
This scene confirmed the gods' suspicions. It was now clear that nothing about the place or the woman was normal.
"Okay, that lady is definitely some sort of monster," said Hephaestus.
"My granddaughter needs to get out of there!" Rhea yelled worriedly.
Everyone returned to looking anxious.
All I cared about was finding the dining area. And sure enough, there it was at the back of the warehouse, a fast-food counter with a grill, a soda fountain, a pretzel heater, and a nacho cheese dispenser. Everything you could want, plus a few steel picnic tables out front.
"Please, sit down," Aunty Em said.
"Awesome," I said.
"Um," Grover said reluctantly, "we don't have any money, ma'am."
Before I could jab him in the ribs, Aunty Em said, "No, no, children. No money. This is a special case, yes? It is my treat, for such nice orphans."
"Thank you, ma'am," Anthony said.
Aunty Em stiffened, as if Anthony had done something wrong, but then the old woman relaxed just as quickly, so I figured it must've been my imagination.
Athena and the other gods raised an eyebrow at the woman's odd behavior toward the half-ling.
"Does she have a problem with my son?" Athena muttered.
"Quite all right, Anthony," she said. "You have such beautiful gray eyes, child." Only later did I wonder how she knew Anthony's name, even though we had never introduced ourselves.
"She seemed fixated on the boy's gray eyes," noted Thor.
Does my counterpart have the same eye color as our son? Athena wondered.
Our hostess disappeared behind the snack counter and started cooking. Before we knew it, she'd brought us plastic trays heaped with double cheeseburgers, vanilla shakes, and XXL servings of French fries.
"Now that makes me hungry," said Heset before summoning the exact same foods.
"Hey, share some with me!" Anubis cried out.
I was halfway through my burger before I remembered to breathe.
Anthony slurped his shake.
Grover picked at the fries and eyed the tray's waxed paper liner as if he might go for that, but he still looked too nervous to eat.
"What's that hissing noise?" he asked.
"Hissing noise?" echoed the gods.
Anubis's face lit up excitedly. "Ooh, is it a snake?!" He shouted, thinking of his sweet daughter.
"I didn't even hear anything," said Zeus. "What about the rest of you?"
Everyone else shook their heads.
I listened but didn't hear anything. Anthony shook his head.
"Hissing?" Aunty Em asked. "Perhaps you hear the deep-fryer oil. You have keen ears, Grover."
"I take vitamins. For my ears."
"That's admirable," she said. "But please, relax."
Aunty Em ate nothing. She hadn't taken off her headdress, even to cook, and now she sat forward and interlaced her fingers and watched us eat. It was a little unsettling, having someone stare at me when I couldn't see her face, but I was feeling satisfied after the burger, and a little sleepy, and I figured the least I could do was try to make small talk with our hostess.
"That is kind of her," Leto commented. "I just wish she realized that woman is not a mortal."
"So, you sell gnomes," I said, trying to sound interested.
"Oh, yes," Aunty Em said. "And animals. And people. Anything for the garden. Custom orders. Statuary is very popular, you know."
"A lot of business on this road?"
"Not so much, no. Since the highway was built... most cars, they do not go this way now. I must cherish every customer I get."
My neck tingled, as if somebody else was looking at me. I turned, but it was just a statue of a young girl holding an Easter basket. The detail was incredible, much better than you see in most garden statues. But something was wrong with her face. It looked as if she were startled, or even terrified.
"Yeah, we noticed that right away when we first saw the statues," Shiva stated.
Poseidon remained quiet once again, watching the screen with intense concentration.
"Ah," Aunty Em said sadly. "You notice some of my creations do not turn out well. They are marred. They do not sell. The face is the hardest to get right. Always the face."
"You make these statues yourself?" I asked.
"Oh, yes. Once upon a time, I had two sisters to help me in the business, but they have passed on, and Aunty Em is alone. I have only my statues. This is why I make them, you see. They are my company." The sadness in her voice sounded so deep and so real that I couldn't help feeling sorry for her.
"Do not be fooled by that woman's acting, Percy!" Shouted Parvati.
"The woman is trying to manipulate her to feel bad," added Shiva, his brow furrowed in concern.
"I sense something darker beneath her words," Hades murmured, narrowing his eyes.
Anthony had stopped eating. He sat forward and said, "Two sisters?"
"It's a terrible story," Aunty Em said. "Not one for children, really. You see, Anthony, a bad woman was jealous of me, long ago, when I was young. I had a... a boyfriend, you know, and this bad woman was determined to break us apart. She caused a terrible accident. My sisters stayed by me. They shared my bad fortune as long as they could, but eventually they passed on. They faded away. I alone have survived, but at a price. Such a price."
Athena had an uneasy feeling about this story.
"Something feels off," she murmured, furrowing her brows.
I wasn't sure what she meant, but I felt bad for her. My eyelids kept getting heavier, my full stomach making me sleepy. Poor old lady. Who would want to hurt somebody so nice?
"She must be under an enchantment," Odin stated.
"Let's hope it's not too powerful," said Frigg.
Poseidon wore a worried expression.
"Percy?" Anthony was shaking me to get my attention. "Maybe we should go. I mean, the ringmaster will be waiting."
He sounded tense. I wasn't sure why. Grover was eating the waxed paper off the tray now, but if Aunty Em found that strange, she didn't say anything.
"Such beautiful gray eyes," Aunty Em told Anthony again. "My, yes, it has been a long time since I've seen gray eyes like those."
"Again with the gray eyes," said Hades. "It's like she is obsessed with them."
She reached out as if to stroke Anthony's cheek, but Anthony stood up abruptly.
"We really should go."
"Yes!" Grover swallowed his waxed paper and stood up. "The ringmaster is waiting! Right!"
I didn't want to leave. I felt full and content. Aunty Em was so nice. I wanted to stay with her a while.
"The enchantment must be affecting her strongly," said Susano'o.
"Please leave, my granddaughter!" Rhea cried out worriedly.
Poseidon was so angry that he wanted to decapitate the woman.
"Please, dears," Aunty Em pleaded. "I so rarely get to be with children. Before you go, won't you at least sit for a pose?"
"A pose?" The gods echoed once again.
"She sounds almost too sweet," Ares remarked, eyeing the woman on the screen.
"A pose?" Anthony asked warily.
"A photograph. I will use it to model a new statue set. Children are so popular, you see. Everyone loves children."
Anthony shifted his weight from foot to foot. "I don't think we can, ma'am. Come on, Percy—"
"Sure we can," I said. I was irritated with Anthony for being so bossy, so rude to an old lady who'd just fed us for free. "It's just a photo, Anthony. What's the harm?"
"She jinxed herself once again," Xolotyl stated. "The enchantment must be getting to her."
"Yes, Anthony," the woman purred. "No harm."
I could tell Anthony didn't like it, but he allowed Aunty Em to lead us back out the front door, into the garden of statues.
Aunty Em directed us to a park bench next to the stone satyr. "Now," she said, "I'll just position you correctly. The young girl in the middle, I think, and the two young gentlemen on either side."
Something doesn't feel right, Brunhilde thought, frowning deeply. Her sister, Göll, hid behind her in fear.
"Not much light for a photo," I remarked.
"Oh, enough," Aunty Em said. "Enough for us to see each other, yes?"
"Where's your camera?" Grover asked.
"Shouldn't she have one?" Artemis interjected, raising an eyebrow.
Aunty Em stepped back, as if to admire the shot. "Now, the face is the most difficult. Can you smile for me please, everyone? A large smile?"
Grover glanced at the cement satyr next to him, and mumbled, "That sure does look like Uncle Ferdinand."
"Grover," Aunty Em chastised, "look this way, dear."
She still had no camera in her hands.
"Percy—" Anthony said.
"Yes, please listen to him," Hestia urged, even though she was only watching the girl on a screen. "Something's not right here."
The deities held their breath, waiting in anticipation.
Some instinct warned me to listen to Anthony, but I was fighting the sleepy feeling, the comfortable lull that came from the food and the old lady's voice.
"I will just be a moment," Aunty Em said. "You know, I can't see you very well in this cursed veil...."
"Percy, something's wrong," Anthony insisted.
"They should all get out of there!" Rhea exclaimed, her voice rising. "That woman is about to do something!"
"Wrong?" Aunty Em said, reaching up to undo the wrap around her head. "Not at all, dear. I have such noble company tonight. What could be wrong?"
"That is Uncle Ferdinand!" Grover gasped.
"Look away from her!" Anthony shouted. He whipped his Yankees cap onto his head and vanished. His invisible hands pushed Grover and me both off the bench.
I was on the ground, looking at Aunt Em's sandaled feet.
I could hear Grover scrambling off in one direction, Anthony in another. But I was too dazed to move.
"Run!" Hercules shouted, fists clenched. "Get out of there!"
Then I heard a strange, rasping sound above me. My eyes rose to Aunty Em's hands, which had turned gnarled and warty, with sharp bronze talons for fingernails.
Göll immediately hid behind her unfazed eldest sister.
"This isn't good," Hades murmured, his voice low.
"How utterly disgusting!" Aphrodite gagged.
"Just what kind of monster is she?" Zeus asked.
Poseidon's worried expression turned furious at the transformation.
I almost looked higher, but somewhere off to my left Anthony screamed, "No! Don't!"
More rasping—the sound of tiny snakes, right above me, from ... from about where Aunty Em's head would be.
"SNAKES!" Anubis shouted excitedly before his mean great-great grandfather Ra hit the back of his head.
"Snakes on her head? It seems familiar somehow," said Zeus.
"Run!" Grover bleated. I heard him racing across the gravel, yelling, "Maia!" to kick-start his flying sneakers.
I couldn't move. I stared at Aunty Em's gnarled claws and tried to fight the groggy trance the old woman had put me in.
"MOVE!" Everyone yelled.
"Such a pity to destroy a beautiful young face," she told me soothingly. "Stay with me, Percy. All you have to do is look up."
I fought the urge to obey. Instead, I looked to one side and saw one of those glass spheres people put in gardens—a gazing ball. I could see Aunty Em's dark reflection in the orange glass; her headdress was gone, revealing her face as a shimmering pale circle. Her hair was moving, writhing like serpents.
Aunty Em.
Aunty "M."
How could I have been so stupid?
"She is not stupid," Poseidon stated, surprising everyone.
Think, I told myself. How did Medusa die in the myth?
"Medusa," Zeus breathed, the realization hitting him. "By the gods! I can't believe I missed that!"
"She's one of the Gorgons?!" Exclaimed Athena in shock. " I should have known!"
"The snakes were a huge indication of what monster she is," said Hades.
But I couldn't think. Something told me that in the myth Medusa had been asleep when she was attacked by Perseus. She wasn't anywhere near asleep now. If she wanted, she could take those talons right now and rake open my face.
"Who is Perseus?" Dionysus asked, but the Greeks shrugged.
"Another person our universe doesn't have," Hephaestus answered.
"The Gray-Eyed One did this to me, Percy," Medusa said, and she didn't sound anything like a monster. Her voice invited me to look up, to sympathize with a poor old grandmother. "Anthony's mother, the cursed Athena, turned me from a beautiful woman into this."
"So this Medusa was not born a monster, then," Hermes stated.
Athena blinked rapidly in disbelief. "Wait, my alternate turned this Medusa into a monster out of jealousy?! She's really that petty?!"
"Don't listen to her!" Anthony's voice shouted, somewhere in the statuary. "Run, Percy!"
"Silence!" Medusa snarled. Then her voice modulated back to a comforting purr. "You see why I must destroy the boy, Percy. He is my enemy's son. I shall crush his statue to dust. But you, dear Percilla, you need not suffer."
"No," I muttered. I tried to make my legs move...
"Fight it!" Buddha urged. "Don't let her charm you!"
Yes, fight the pull, Percilla! Poseidon yelled in his mind.
"Do you really want to help the gods?" Medusa asked. "Do you understand what awaits you on this foolish quest, Percy? What will happen if you reach the Underworld? Do not be a pawn of the Olympians, my dear. You would be better off as a statue. Less pain. Less pain."
Zeus, Rhea, Hades, and Poseidon had murderous looks at the thought of their counterparts treating their children as pawns.
"Percy!" Behind me, I heard a buzzing sound, like a two-hundred-pound hummingbird in a nosedive. Grover yelled, "Duck!"
I turned, and there he was in the night sky, flying in from twelve o'clock with his winged shoes fluttering, Grover, holding a tree branch the size of a baseball bat. His eyes were shut tight, his head twitched from side to side. He was navigating by ears and nose alone.
"Duck!" he yelled again. "I'll get her!"
That finally jolted me into action. Knowing Grover, I was sure he'd miss Medusa and nail me. I dove to one side.
Thwack!
At first I figured it was the sound of Grover hitting a tree. Then Medusa roared with rage.
"You miserable satyr," she snarled. "I'll add you to my collection!"
"Impressive, the satyr is making himself useful this time,"commented Indra.
"That was for Uncle Ferdinand!" Grover yelled back.
I scrambled away and hid in the statuary while Grover swooped down for another pass.
Ker-whack!
"Yes, keep hitting her!" Yelled Loki, actually cheering for Grover.
The gods, even Poseidon, smirked in approval.
"Arrgh!" Medusa yelled, her snake-hair hissing and spitting.
Right next to me, Anthony's voice said, "Percy!"
I jumped so high my feet nearly cleared a garden gnome. "Jeez! Don't do that!"
Anthony took off his Yankees cap and became visible. "You have to cut her head off."
"So cutting off the Gorgon's head must be the way to defeat her," said Hades.
"But why does he ask her to do it instead of doing it himself?" Questioned Odin.
"What? Are you crazy? Let's get out of here."
"Medusa is a menace. She's evil. I'd kill her myself, but..." Anthony swallowed, as if he were about to make a difficult admission. "But you've got the better weapon. Besides, I'd never get close to her. She'd slice me to bits because of my mother. You—you've got a chance."
"Spineless coward!" Poseidon sneered.
Adamas felt like throttling the half-ling for forcing the girl to fight the snake lady.
"She does have a better weapon than him, though," said Shiva.
"But he stayed at the summer camp longer and had more training," countered Ares.
"What? I can't—"
"Look, do you want her turning more innocent people into statues?"
He pointed to a pair of statue lovers, a man and a woman with their arms around each other, turned to stone by the monster.
Aphrodite looked sadly at the sight of these tragic lovers.
Anthony grabbed a green gazing ball from a nearby pedestal. "A polished shield would be better." He studied the sphere critically. "The convexity will cause some distortion. The reflection's size should be off by a factor of—"
"Would you speak English?"
"I am!" He tossed me the glass ball. "Just look at her in the glass. Never look at her directly."
Athena nodded in approval at his thinking.
"Hey, guys!" Grover yelled somewhere above us. "I think she's unconscious!"
"Roooaaarrr!"
"Maybe not," Grover corrected. He went in for another pass with the tree branch.
"Hurry," Anthony told me. "Grover's got a great nose, but he'll eventually crash."
I took out my pen and uncapped it. The bronze blade of Riptide elongated in my hand.
"Hehehe, time for the real action!" Zeus announced excitedly, kicking his legs like a kid.
Hera looked annoyed.
Rhea sighed in exasperation.
I followed the hissing and spitting sounds of Medusa's hair.
I kept my eyes locked on the gazing ball so I would only glimpse Medusa's reflection, not the real thing. Then, in the green tinted glass, I saw her.
Grover was coming in for another turn at bat, but this time he flew a little too low. Medusa grabbed the stick and pulled him off course. He tumbled through the air and crashed into the arms of a stone grizzly bear with a painful "Ummphh!"
Everybody winced.
"He did a good job distracting Medusa for that long," said Hades.
Medusa was about to lunge at him when I yelled, "Hey!"
I advanced on her, which wasn't easy, holding a sword and a glass ball. If she charged, I'd have a hard time defending myself.
But she let me approach—twenty feet, ten feet.
The gods waited in suspense.
I could see the reflection of her face now. Surely it wasn't really that ugly. The green swirls of the gazing ball must be distorting it, making it look worse.
"Ugh, she is so unsightly!" The shallow Aphrodite said in disgust.
"You wouldn't harm an old woman, Percy," she crooned. "I know you wouldn't."
I hesitated, fascinated by the face I saw reflected in the glass—the eyes that seemed to burn straight through the green tint, making my arms go weak.
From the cement grizzly, Grover moaned, "Percy, don't listen to her!"
Medusa cackled. "Too late."
She lunged at me with her talons.
"I can't look!" Screamed Göll.
Brunhilde, unaffected by the creature's appearance, made sure to pay close attention to the impending fight.
I slashed up with my sword, heard a sickening shlock!, then a hiss like wind rushing out of a cavern—the sound of a monster disintegrating.
Silence.
""My gods! Did she just defeat a monster with one swing again?" exclaimed Indra in shock.
Poseidon and everyone else stared at the screen with wide eyes.
Again?! Poseidon thought in disbelief.
Something fell to the ground next to my foot. It took all my willpower not to look. I could feel warm ooze soaking into my sock, little dying snake heads tugging at my shoelaces.
"Ewww!" Some of the gods said.
"Oh, yuck," Grover said. His eyes were still tightly closed, but I guess he could hear the thing gurgling and steaming. "Mega-yuck."
Anthony came up next to me, his eyes fixed on the sky. He was holding Medusa's black veil. He said, "Don't move."
Very, very carefully, without looking down, he knelt and draped the monster's head in black cloth, then picked it up. It was still dripping green juice.
"Are you okay?" he asked me, his voice trembling.
"Yeah," I decided, though I felt like throwing up my double cheeseburger. "Why didn't ... why didn't the head evaporate?"
"Once you sever it, it becomes a spoil of war," he said. "Same as your minotaur horn. But don't unwrap the head. It can still petrify you."
"That's interesting to know," said Shiva, just coming out of his shock.
Grover moaned as he climbed down from the grizzly statue. He had a big welt on his forehead. His green rasta cap hung from one of his little goat horns, and his fake feet had been knocked off his hooves. The magic sneakers were flying aimlessly around his head.
"The Red Baron," I said. "Good job, man."
He managed a bashful grin. "That really was not fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? Not fun."
Surprisingly, most of the gods laughed. It seems they are starting to see the satyr in a more positive light after he bravely fought Medusa.
He snatched his shoes out of the air. I recapped my sword. Together, the three of us stumbled back to the warehouse.
We found some old plastic grocery bags behind the snack counter and double-wrapped Medusa's head. We plopped it on the table where we'd eaten dinner and sat around it, too exhausted to speak.
Finally I said, "So we have Athena to thank for this monster?"
Athena flinched, even though the comment wasn't directed at her.
Anthony flashed me an irritated look. "Your dad, actually. Don't you remember? Medusa was Poseidon's girlfriend. They decided to meet in my mother's temple. That's why Athena turned her into a monster. Medusa and her two sisters who had helped her get into the temple, they became the three gorgons. That's why Medusa wanted to slice me up, but she wanted to preserve you as a nice statue. She's still sweet on your dad. You probably reminded her of him."
"I'm confused. Did the alternate Poseidon rape her or not? Because he told two different stories," said Cú Chulainn.
"Yeah, what's up with that?" asked Morrígan.
Everyone looked confused as well.
Poseidon didn't listen, too busy seething at the thought of the girl looking like his counterpart.
My face was burning. "Oh, so now it's my fault we met Medusa."
Anthony straightened. In a bad imitation of my voice, he said: "'It's just a photo, Anthony. What's the harm?'"
Poseidon glared.
"He is still annoying," said Apollo.
"Forget it," I said. "You're impossible."
"You're insufferable."
"You're—"
"They act like a married couple," commented Dionysus, before his uncle shot him a glacial look, making the god of wine nearly sh*t his pants.
"Hey!" Grover interrupted. "You two are giving me a migraine, and satyrs don't even get migraines. What are we going to do with the head?"
I stared at the thing. One little snake was hanging out of a hole in the plastic. The words printed on the side of the bag said: WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS!
I was angry, not just with Anthony or his mom, but with all the gods for this whole quest, for getting us blown off the road and in two major fights the very first day out from camp. At this rate, we'd never make it to L.A. alive, much less before the summer solstice.
"I'd be angry too," said Hercules, with Ares and Apollo nodding.
What had Medusa said?
Do not be a pawn of the Olympians, my dear. You would be better off as a statue.
"I do not like the fact of those alternate gods would treat their children like pawns," Rhea stated.
Hades frowned, crossing his arms as his gaze darkened. "It's disgraceful. Gods or not, we should never treat our own blood as expendable."
I got up. "I'll be back."
"Percy," Anthony called after me. "What are you—"
"Ooh, I wonder what she's going to do?" Loki said, intrigued.
I searched the back of the warehouse until I found Medusa's office. Her account book showed her six most recent sales, all shipments to the Underworld to decorate Hades and Persephone's garden. According to one freight bill, the Underworld's billing address was DOA Recording Studios, West Hollywood, California. I folded up the bill and stuffed it in my pocket.
Persephone frowned. "So my alternate self is trapped too?" she said quietly, hoping her husband Hades wouldn't hear her.
Unfortunately, he did and looked at her sadly.
In the cash register I found twenty dollars, a few golden drachmas, and some packing slips for Hermes Overnight Express, each with a little leather bag attached for coins. I rummaged around the rest of the office until I found the right-size box.
All the deities were curiously observing her actions.
I went back to the picnic table, packed up Medusa's head, and filled out a delivery slip:
The Gods
Mount Olympus
600th Floor,
Empire State Building
New York, NY
With best wishes,
PERCILLA "PERCY" JACKSON
Once again, there was silence, as everyone in the Council of Valhalla looked stunned.
"What the f*ck?" Adamas whispered from his hiding place.
"Oh my f*cking gods!" shouted Indra. "Did she just do that?!"
Thor blinked slowly. "That is quite bold of her."
Zeus shook his head, chuckling. "This girl has guts."
Loki grinned. "I knew she'd do something fun."
Hercules scratched his head. "Well, that's one way to make a delivery."
Ares burst out laughing. "She's got more nerve than half the gods I know!"
Then everyone else erupted into laughter.
Zeus laughed uncontrollably, but neither Hera nor Rhea bothered to reprimand him.
Rhea wiped a tear. "My granddaughter is truly something special. Who would have thought she'd handle a Gorgon's head like a parcel?"
Hades gave a low chuckle of amusement, shaking his head in disbelief.
Poseidon smirked, equally amused. "I have to admit, I admire her audacity," he said, leaning back and crossing his arms. "It takes a certain bravery to toy with the likes of Medusa and still walk away unscathed." His expression shifted slightly, a hint of pride flickering beneath the surface.
"They're not going to like that," Grover warned. "They'll think you're impertinent."
I poured some golden drachmas in the pouch. As soon as I closed it, there was a sound like a cash register. The package floated off the table and disappeared with a pop!
"I am impertinent," I said.
"That she is," chuckled Apollo, still not over what she had just done.
I looked at Anthony, daring him to criticize.
He didn't. He seemed resigned to the fact that I had a major talent for ticking off the gods. "Come on," he muttered. "We need a new plan."
The scene ended.
"This is probably my favorite scene so far," Zeus remarked. "What about the rest of you?"
Chapter 28: No Honor
Chapter Text
(Present)
"No."
One word, and the world seemed to stop. Even the ocean, so full of life moments before, now lay still and silent, as if every creature within was afraid to make a sound.
Percy blinked, confused.
"No? No what? What the hell are you all talking about?" Her frustration was mounting. It was becoming an intolerable habit for everyone around her to keep her in the dark.
Rhea's gaze darkened as she turned to her disobedient son, her divine form beginning to glow with a menacing light. Even Hades and Zeus instinctively stepped back, keeping a wary distance from their mother.
"Poseidon..." the Titaness' voice was a low, dangerous rumble, "Tell her what you've been keeping from her. Tell her right now."
"Keeping what from me?" Percy shouted, her frustration boiling over. "What the hell is going on?!"
Poseidon, however, remained silent, his expression unreadable as he stared back at his primordial mother without flinching.
Zeus, feeling the tension escalate, spoke with clear apprehension. "Brother, what are you doing? You've never disobeyed our mother before!"
Hades, ever the voice of measured warning, narrowed his gaze at Poseidon. "If you plan to do something reckless, I will intervene. Don't make me come over there, brother."
Rhea's tone softened, but it was no less commanding. "My son, I ask you one last time—tell her the truth. Tell her what she is to you."
Poseidon's response was cold, final. "She is my wife."
The revelation struck like lightning, leaving the gods around him in stunned silence.
Percy's eyes widened in disbelief. "What? No! I am not your wife, and I will never marry you!"
"Yet," Poseidon replied coolly, his eyes unwavering, "but that will change. Our fight is far from over."
The mention of their ongoing battle snapped Percy back into focus, her body tensing.
"You're right. Are we going to resu—" Her words were cut off abruptly as something struck the back of her head. Her vision went black before she could react, and she crumpled, unconscious.
Poseidon had swiftly struck her on the head with the base of his trident.
He caught her limp body in his arms before she could hit the sea floor, his expression unreadable as he cradled her close, ignoring the shocked stares of the gods around him.
Zeus was the first to break the stunned silence, his voice filled with outrage. "That was a cheap shot, brother!" His eyes flashed with anger, lightning crackling in the sky above the ocean. "You call that a fair fight? Knocking her out like that?"
Hades surged forward, fury evident on his face. "That was dishonorable," he said coldly. "You didn't even give her a chance to defend herself. Is that what you call victory, Poseidon? Striking her down when she wasn't prepared?"
Even Rhea, who had been holding her fury in check, could no longer contain herself. Her divine form blazed with power as she floated forward, her very presence making the seas tremble. "How dare you, Poseidon!" Her voice was sharp, like a blade cutting through the silence. "You dishonor not only yourself but the nature of divinity! Knocking someone unconscious is wrong and ungodly! I cannot believe you did that!"
But Poseidon remained calm, his grip on Percy's unconscious form unwavering. His gaze was steady, unaffected by the anger of his family.
"I made no rules about our fight," he said indifferently. "Only that she must defeat me to return to her world. Our fight was still ongoing, even when you all interrupted us." He paused, glancing down at Percy's limp form in his arms.
Percy's face looked peaceful, even in unconsciousness. Poseidon took in every detail—the way her dark hair framed her face, the faint freckles scattered across her nose, and the soft curve of her lips. Her closed eyes were framed by long lashes that brushed delicately against her cheeks, adding to her undeniable beauty. He marveled at her strength, her fiery defiance. She was unlike anyone he had ever encountered, and the thought of her as his Empress stirred something deep within him, making him clutch her form more possessively.
"Poseidon, let go of her," Hades warned, his voice cold and commanding. His eyes burned with disapproval as he swam closer. "You've already dishonored yourself by striking her down. Don't make this worse."
Poseidon, still cradling Percy, didn't move, his grip tightening ever so slightly as he looked down at her. He barely acknowledged his brother's words, his focus remaining on the woman he held in his arms.
"She is mine," he said quietly, but with a dangerous edge in his voice. "And I will decide when to let her go."
The God of the Underworld narrowed his eyes, his expression darkening.
"Stop being a spoiled brat, Poseidon!" Hades shouted in rage. "She is not your fucking toy!"
"How dare you insult me, Hades!" Poseidon yelled back. "And you do not get to order me!"
Both brothers met each other's furious gazes head-on. An electrical current seemed to pass between them as they engaged in an intense stare-down.
"Umm... my brothers... can you please calm yourselves?" Zeus said hesitantly, trying to dispel the tension. Then he turned to Rhea. "Mother, do something, or they'll fight each other!"
But the Titaness didn't budge.
"No, your brother Hades can handle it," Rhea said determinedly as she watched the tense exchange between Hades and Poseidon. "And if it comes to that, then let them fight."
"I'll say it one last time, let go of Percilla now!" Hades demanded, his voice resonating with a power that made the water around them shudder.
Poseidon shook his head, his expression hardening. "No."
Before anyone could react, a sudden, blinding flash of light erupted between them. In an instant, Hades moved, snatching Percy from Poseidon's arms with a speed that belied his usual measured demeanor.
Poseidon's fury ignited like a wildfire. "Hades!" he roared, his voice echoing across the ocean depths. Without thinking, he surged forward, his trident gleaming with raw power as he aimed it at his brother. But even in his rage, he was careful, ensuring his attack would not harm his beloved Percilla.
Hades, still holding Percy securely, glared back, his purple eyes narrowing. "I won't let you keep her like a prize, brother!"
The ocean churned violently around them, waves rising in response to Poseidon's wrath. He unleashed a torrent of water, sending it crashing toward Hades. The God of the Underworld braced himself, using shadows to envelop Percy and shield her from the turbulent assault.
"Calm yourself, Poseidon!" Hades shouted, standing his ground. "You think this will win her over? You're only proving how reckless you are!"
"I'll show you reckless!" Poseidon shot back, slashing his trident through the water, creating a vortex that spiraled toward Hades. But Hades countered with a wave of darkness, their powers colliding in a dazzling display of light and shadow that sent ripples across the ocean.
Zeus watched in horror, his voice raised in desperation. "Both of you, stop this! You're making fools of yourselves!"
While he is usually eager for any battle, seeing a serious fight between his brothers is something that fills him with dread, as he understands the catastrophic consequences their rage could unleash upon the world.
Rhea, on the other hand, watched the confrontation between her sons collectedly.
But the brothers were too lost in their conflict. Poseidon's anger boiled over as he leaped into the fray, a tempest of sea and fury. With a quick thrust of his trident, he summoned a wave meant to sweep Hades off his feet, but Hades merely sidestepped, using his shadows to pull Percy further from the chaos.
Hades summoned his bident, its dark metal gleaming ominously as he faced Poseidon, the air crackling around them. With a swift motion, he commanded his shadows to envelop Percy, carrying her to safety towards his mother and Zeus before he turned to confront his brother. With a furious roar, Poseidon lunged forward, thrusting his trident toward Hades. The clash of their weapons rang out like thunder, the trident and bident meeting in a violent collision that sent shockwaves through the ocean, creating whirlpools and rippling waves that echoed their fury. Each god pushed against the other, the power of the sea clashing with the shadows of the Underworld, neither willing to yield as the tumult of their struggle reverberated around them. As their weapons locked, the world seemed to hold its breath.
Chapter 29: The Sea Tyrant VS The Lord of Darkness
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The clash of divine forces echoed through the ocean as Poseidon and Hades engaged in brutal combat. The once-peaceful waters surged with fury, waves rising as Poseidon summoned the depths of the sea to aid him. Hades, shrouded in shadows, retaliated with equal ferocity, dark tendrils reaching out like claws to ensnare his brother's strength.
"You think you can defeat me, brother?" Hades taunted, his voice a low growl that reverberated through the water. He twisted his bident expertly, deflecting Poseidon's relentless attacks. Each clash sent ripples of energy cascading through the ocean, churning the waters into a froth of chaos.
"You've always underestimated me, brother!" Poseidon roared as he pressed forward. He summoned a tidal wave, its crest towering high above them, ready to crash down upon Hades. But the God of the Underworld was prepared. With a flick of his wrist, he conjured a barrier of darkness, absorbing the wave's impact as it dissipated into harmless mist.
Hades smirked, a shadowy grin that promised malice. "You should know by now that I thrive in the dark. You may rule the sea, but I control the depths of despair." He lunged forward, his bident aimed at Poseidon's heart, but the sea god sidestepped, countering with a sweeping arc of his trident that sent water splashing wildly, catching Hades off guard.
"You rely too much on your shadows," Poseidon said, his voice booming as he summoned a whirlpool to engulf his brother. The swirling waters pulled at Hades, threatening to drag him under. Yet, the God of Darkness was no novice to the ways of battle. He grinned as shadows flickered and danced around him, allowing him to meld into the depths, evading the onslaught with ease.
As the battle raged on, the very ocean trembled under the weight of their divine powers. Each strike of their weapons created shockwaves that resonated through the sea, shaking the underwater world to its core. Many species of marine life scattered in terror, and the distant cries of sea creatures echoed in the chaos as the gods fought for supremacy.
"You should know I will not back down," Hades declared, his voice icy with resolve. With renewed vigor, he sent a wave of darkness surging toward Poseidon, attempting to ensnare him in tendrils of shadow. Poseidon responded by summoning the might of the ocean, creating a massive wave that crashed down upon Hades, breaking through the dark barrier.
The impact sent Hades spiraling backward, his grip on his bident faltering for a moment. Poseidon seized the opportunity, charging forward with fierce determination. He thrust his trident toward Hades, aiming for a decisive blow, but the Lord of Darkness regained his composure, using his shadows to bind Poseidon's trident mid-strike.
"You think your power can bind me?" Poseidon growled, exerting his strength against Hades' grip. The clash of their powers illuminated the depths with a brilliant display of light and shadow, revealing the raw energy coursing between them. With a sudden surge of adrenaline, Poseidon pushed against the darkness, breaking free and launching himself toward Hades with renewed fury.
Hades, undeterred, retaliated with a fierce counterattack. "You'll regret underestimating the darkness!" he bellowed, sending forth another wave of shadows that encircled Poseidon, tightening like a noose. The ocean around them twisted and roiled as Poseidon struggled against the suffocating grip, his heart pounding with rage.
"Back down, Poseidon!" Hades commanded.
"Never!" Poseidon screamed. He summoned every ounce of his power, channeling the ferocity of the sea itself as he unleashed a torrent of water mixed with shards of ice that crashed through Hades' shadowy binds. The force of his power was palpable, and for a brief moment, it seemed as if he might overpower his brother.
As Poseidon readied his next strike, a sudden surge of dark energy rippled through the water. Hades' power flared violently, creating a shockwave so immense it tore through the ocean itself. The force sent both gods spiraling toward the surface, the sea parting in a tremendous display of divine might. A vortex of shadows and water formed beneath them, lifting them into the air as the churning sea below struggled to mend the rupture in its depths. The battle was no longer confined to the ocean's embrace; it now ascended into the sky.
Poseidon's body burst from the water in a spiral of shimmering droplets, his form trailing mist as he surged upward. The sea god hovered in the stormy skies, rain pouring down in sheets as the atmosphere roared in sympathy with his fury. Thunder crackled around him, lightning illuminating his trident with an ethereal glow.
From below, Hades rose like a dark wraith, shadows swirling around him, shaping into tendrils that seemed to reach toward the heavens. His presence commanded the night itself, and as he emerged from the vortex, the ocean waters below churned, twisted by his dark magic. The clash of their powers had reshaped the very elements; the sea and sky seemed to rage in harmony with their battle.
Now standing on the threshold between sea and storm, Poseidon's eyes blazed. Across from him, Hades materialized fully, stepping out from the spiraling shadows that clung to him like a shroud.
"Release her!" Poseidon thundered, his voice resonating like the roar of the ocean. The very ground trembled beneath his feet, sending tremors through the sand. "You do not have the right to keep her in your grasp!" His fury was not just for his beloved, but for the very act of Hades daring to defy him.
Hades remained calm, a smirk playing on his lips. "And what will you do about it, Poseidon? You think you can frighten me with your demands?" He stepped forward, shadows dancing around him, twisting and writhing like serpents.
Without warning, Poseidon hurled his trident, a spear of water and ice, aimed directly at Hades. The water shimmered with ethereal light, but Hades merely raised a hand, summoning a barrier of darkness. The two forces collided with a resounding crack, sending waves crashing against the shore and dark tendrils spiraling into the air.
Hades, forced to retreat to a nearby island, found the ground beneath him shaking violently. Poseidon had called upon earthquakes, splitting the earth and sending jagged cliffs crashing into the sea. Hades barely dodged, shadows whisking him away from the crumbling terrain. Yet, even as the ground trembled and storms raged around them, Hades stood resolute.
"You think storms and quakes will work on me?" Hades's voice was cold and mocking. "I have survived worse in the Underworld, Poseidon."
Poseidon hurled his trident with all his might, a spear of pure oceanic wrath, its tip glowing with lightning. It sliced through the storm toward Hades, but the Lord of the Underworld raised his bident, summoning a wall of shadows that deflected the weapon. The trident veered off course, embedding itself in a cliffside, sending more debris tumbling into the sea.
Hades retaliated swiftly, summoning the spirits of the underworld. Wraiths emerged from the island, swirling around Poseidon like a tempest of despair.
"You ignore the depths of darkness," Hades remarked, his tone icy. "The earth shakes, the sea rises, and yet the shadows remain untouched."
With a roar, Poseidon summoned a wall of water, crashing it down upon the wraiths. The spirits screeched as the wave engulfed them, dissipating into nothingness. "You're a coward, Hades, hiding in your realm while I control the tides!" Poseidon declared, his eyes cold like the Arctic.
The sea god's connection to the ocean surged, the waters responding to his will. He conjured a massive tidal wave, towering like a wall of liquid fury, ready to crash upon Hades. The shadows thickened, swirling around Hades as he prepared his counterattack, darkness pooling in his palm.
"Your waves cannot touch the void," Hades intoned, thrusting his hand forward. A ripple of darkness surged outward, meeting Poseidon's wave with a clash of elemental forces. The beach erupted in chaos, water and shadow entwining in a violent dance, creating a storm that shook the very foundations of the earth.
Poseidon pushed through the struggle, using the ocean's power to propel himself closer to Hades. "I will not let you take Percilla from me!" He lunged forward, his trident aimed for Hades' heart, embodying the very fury of the sea.
Hades smirked, vanishing into a swirl of shadows just as Poseidon struck. The trident met empty air, and Hades materialized behind him, dark tendrils wrapping around Poseidon's arms, binding him. "It's for the best that she is out of your reach, Poseidon. She will never feel safe with you. Percilla is better off without you. You think you can challenge me without consequences?" Hades continue to taunt.
With a grunt of effort, Poseidon summoned his strength, calling upon the water to surge beneath him. The tide roared in response, and with a powerful burst, he shattered Hades' bindings, sending shadows scattering like smoke. "You will never hold me down, brother!" he shouted, fury igniting anew.
The two gods squared off, the clash of their powers sending ripples through the entire realm. The fight was far from over.
Poseidon launched another attack, sending a spear of water toward Hades. This time, he infused it with the fury of a tempest, lightning crackling around it as it cut through the air. Hades merely raised an eyebrow, darkness swirling around him as he prepared his next move.
With a wave of his hand, Hades conjured a vortex of shadows that swallowed the water spear whole, dissipating its energy into nothingness. "Is this all you have, Poseidon?" Hades mocked, his voice a chilling whisper. "You're clinging to the waves while I command the very essence of death."
The tide of battle began to turn as Poseidon felt the weight of Hades' power pressing down on him. The air thickened with shadows, coiling around his legs and threatening to drag him into the abyss. He struggled against the dark tendrils, frustration boiling within him. "I will not yield!" he yelled, summoning every ounce of strength he had left.
Hades stepped forward, eyes gleaming with dark triumph. "You don't understand, do you? This fight was never just about her. It's about dominance." With a flick of his wrist, he summoned a wave of spectral energy that struck Poseidon with a force like a crashing wave. The sea god stumbled, his footing faltering as the shadows seeped into his mind, sowing doubt and fear.
The ocean surged in response to Poseidon's call, yet the darkness was relentless. Hades could feel the tide of despair washing over his brother, sensing his weakening resolve. "You've always relied on the sea," Hades taunted. "But now, you will see that even the strongest tide can be tamed."
Gritting his teeth, Poseidon fought back, focusing on the ocean's energy, trying to harness its power. But as he raised his trident once more, Hades unleashed a powerful wave of dark energy that shattered Poseidon's concentration. The shadows swirled and thickened, giving form to skeletal figures infused with darkness. These shadow-bound skeletons surged toward Poseidon, their bony hands gripping him tightly, their strength far beyond that of ordinary creatures.
The skeletal soldiers clung to him with relentless force, their hollow eyes glowing with an eerie light. Poseidon roared in frustration, thrashing against the dark bonds, but with each movement, more of the skeletons rose from the shadows, locking their cold, dead fingers around his arms and legs. They drained his strength with every passing moment, their grasp like the icy grip of the underworld itself.
"It's over, Poseidon," Hades declared, stepping closer, his eyes gleaming with dark triumph. "You cannot fight what you cannot break." With one final gesture, Hades unleashed a torrent of shadows, summoning even more skeletons, who bound Poseidon tighter, their bones clattering as they climbed onto him, pinning him to the ground.
Poseidon struggled violently against the skeletal horde, but their combined weight and strength were overwhelming. His trident clattered to the ground as they pried it from his grasp, their bony fingers wrapping around his wrists and shoulders, making it impossible for him to summon the ocean's full power. Every time he tried to move, the skeletons locked tighter around him, their shadow-infused bodies making them almost impossible to destroy.
Hades stood over his fallen brother, his expression unreadable, though his voice carried a weight of finality. "You've always been headstrong, Poseidon. Too proud, too reckless. But I won't kill you. I never intended to." He raised a hand, and the skeletons tightened their grip even further, forcing Poseidon completely immobile, his muscles straining against the unyielding hold. "You are my brother, after all. But you must be stopped."
Poseidon snarled, straining with all his might, but the shadow-infused skeletons were relentless. "This isn't over, Hades!" he growled, his voice hoarse from the effort. The sea continued to churn violently in response to his frustration, waves crashing against the shore with unchecked fury, yet unable to dislodge the dark creatures that bound him.
Hades shook his head, his tone softening slightly. "It is over, for now. You need to learn that not everything can be controlled by force, least of all Percilla. Take it from my experience." He gestured, and the skeletons shifted, wrapping even tighter around Poseidon, locking him in place with unbreakable binds. Their bony forms glowed faintly with an ethereal darkness, ensuring no escape. "These bonds will hold you until you've calmed down. Once you regain some sense, maybe then we can talk like brothers again."
Poseidon's eyes blazed with fury, but he said nothing. He continued to struggle, his pride unwilling to admit defeat, even as the skeletal soldiers held him fast, their cold grip seeping into his very core.
Hades turned, his white coattails billowing as he prepared to leave. "Rest, Poseidon. I'll visit you when I have the time." His voice echoed as he began to fade into the shadows, leaving his brother bound on the island, surrounded by the skeletons.
And just like that, Hades was gone, leaving Poseidon alone in the storm, his body pinned by the skeletal guards. The waves crashed violently around the island, but no amount of fury could break the hold of his brother's shadow-forged soldiers.
For now, Poseidon was trapped—left with nothing but his thoughts and the distant, haunting sound of the sea.
Chapter 30: *We Get Advice From A Poodle
Chapter Text
Note: There will be 8 gods in the harem. They are: Poseidon, Hades, Apollo, Beelzebub, Anubis, Buddha, Thor, and Loki
The gods nodded, many still recovering from laughter, while others appeared contemplative.
"She has quite the spark, doesn't she?" Hades mused, a faint smile on his lips.
Ares grinned. "That girl doesn't hold back. She's got fire in her—makes me wish I could be there to guide her."
"She is definitely no ordinary demigod," Beelzebub muttered from his spot, fascinated by the girl's audacity in disrespecting the gods.
"Well," Rhea said, raising her chin slightly, "regardless of her boldness, we'll have to see how the Olympians of that universe respond to such... a unique gift. Though, I foresee they'll be livid."
"Let them be livid," Poseidon muttered under his breath.
The next title appears:
We Get Advice From A Poodle
The gods stared at the new title on the screen, blinking in disbelief.
"A poodle?" Ares said, his voice cracking with laughter. "Wait—advice from a poodle? What kind of quest is this?"
"Is this some sort of joke?" Hera muttered, her regal composure momentarily slipping as she struggled to process the absurdity.
Buddha smirked, shaking his head. "First Medusa, now a poodle. This is certainly not what I expected when I tuned in."
Shiva burst out laughing. "I'm starting to think this whole adventure is just one big cosmic prank. What's next, a talking squirrel giving life lessons?"
Apollo rubbed his temples, sighing. "I should have known things would get weirder. Why does this sound like something Hercules would come up with?"
"Hey!" Hercules yelled.
"I must say," Loki chimed in, barely containing his amusement, "advice from a poodle? I can't wait to see how that plays out."
Poseidon doesn't look amused.
We were pretty miserable that night.
We camped out in the woods, a hundred yards from the main road, in a marshy clearing that local kids had obviously been using for parties. The ground was littered with flattened soda cans and fast-food wrappers.
The gods grimaced at the mess. Hermes and the nature gods looked pissed as fuck at the sight of the litter.
Hermes clenched his fists. "Mortals have no respect for the land anymore," he muttered. "How can Lord Chaos expect us not to destroy humanity?"
Jarilo, the Slavic god of vegetation, barely containing his anger, growled, "It's no wonder many habitats are dying. They treat the world like a trash bin."
We'd taken some food and blankets from Aunty Em's, but we didn't dare light a fire to dry our damp clothes. The Furies and Medusa had provided enough excitement for one day. We didn't want to attract anything else.
Ares, Thor, and Hercules gave approving nods.
"Smart call," Ares grunted. "Better to stay cold than dead."
Hercules chuckled. "Not bad for a bunch of kids."
Thor smirked. "They're learning."
We decided to sleep in shifts. I volunteered to take first watch.
"She shouldn't have to," Poseidon growled, , his eyes narrowing as he glared at the screen. "If her father were handling things properly, she wouldn't be out there, cold and vulnerable."
Hades, Zeus, and Rhea exchanged concerned glances without saying anything.
Anthony curled up on the blankets and was snoring as soon as his head hit the ground. Grover fluttered with his flying shoes to the lowest bough of a tree, put his back to the trunk, and stared at the night sky.
"Go ahead and sleep," I told him. "I'll wake you if there's trouble."
He nodded, but still didn't close his eyes. "It makes me sad, Percy."
"What does? The fact that you signed up for this stupid quest?"
"The quest and the gods of that universe are stupid," Zeus stated. "If my counterpart and his brothers didn't act like children instead of gods, the demigods wouldn't have to do their dirty work for them."
"No. This makes me sad." He pointed at all the garbage on the ground. "And the sky. You can't even see the stars. They've polluted the sky. This is a terrible time to be a satyr."
Nyx frowned. "The stars are meant to guide and inspire, yet mortals have dimmed their light with their carelessness. It's heartbreaking."
Khonsu, the Egyptian god of the moon, crossed his arms, his expression darkening. "It's not just heartbreaking; it's infuriating. They treat the earth as their personal playground, oblivious to the consequences. If they don't start respecting the world we've provided, they might find themselves facing a reckoning they won't be able to escape."
"Oh, yeah. I guess you'd be an environmentalist."
He glared at me. "Only a human wouldn't be. Your species is clogging up the world so fast ... ah, nevermind. It's useless to lecture a human. At the rate things are going, I'll never find Pan."
Hermes and the rest of the Greek gods perked up, their ears attentive.
"My son?" the messenger god said.
As not all the gods are present at the Council of Valhalla, Pan, the Greek god of the wilds, is one of those absent due to his connection with satyrs.
"Pam? Like the cooking spray?"
Buddha let out a snort.
"Pan!" he cried indignantly. "P-A-N. The great god Pan! What do you think I want a searcher's license for?"
"Why would the satyr need to look for my son's counterpart?" Asked Hermes in wonderment.
A strange breeze rustled through the clearing, tem-porarily overpowering the stink of trash and muck. It brought the smell of berries and wildflowers and clean rain-water, things that might've once been in these woods. Suddenly I was nostalgic for something I'd never known.
"That's strange," Hades commented.
"Tell me about the search," I said.
Grover looked at me cautiously, as if he were afraid I was just making fun.
"The God of Wild Places disappeared two thousand years ago," he told me. "A sailor off the coast of Ephesos heard a mysterious voice crying out from the shore, 'Tell them that the great god Pan has died!' When humans heard the news, they believed it. They've been pillaging Pan's kingdom ever since. But for the satyrs, Pan was our lord and master. He protected us and the wild places of the earth. We refuse to believe that he died. In every generation, the bravest satyrs pledge their lives to finding Pan. They search the earth, exploring all the wildest places, hoping to find where he is hidden, and wake him from his sleep."
Hermes' eyes widened. "Pan's counterpart is dead? How?"
Odin looked serious. "It could be that another god killed him, or he was slain by a divine weapon, if that universe uses such things."
How weak, Poseidon thought in disgust.
"And you want to be a searcher."
"It's my life's dream," he said. "My father was a searcher. And my Uncle Ferdinand ... the statue you saw back there—"
"Oh, right, sorry."
Grover shook his head. "Uncle Ferdinand knew the risks. So did my dad. But I'll succeed. I'll be the first searcher to return alive."
"Hang on— the first?"
Grover took his reed pipes out of his pocket. "No searcher has ever come back. Once they set out, they disappear. They're never seen alive again."
"How unfortunate," Leto commented.
"Not once in two thousand years?"
"No."
"And your dad? You have no idea what happened to him?"
"None."
"But you still want to go," I said, amazed. "I mean, you really think you'll be the one to find Pan?"
"I have to believe that, Percy. Every searcher does. It's the only thing that keeps us from despair when we look at what humans have done to the world. I have to believe Pan can still be awakened."
"Wow...the satyrs of that universe sounds more honorable than the ones we have," Zeus remarked.
Artemis nodded thoughtfully. "Their dedication to nature is commendable. It's a shame our satyrs lack that same sense of purpose."
Apollo leaned back, tapping his chin. "Two thousand years without a single success, though? Sounds like a death wish. But hey, if anyone could wake the alternate Pan, it might be this one. He's got heart."
Ares grunted. "Heart won't get you far when you're up against nature's wrath or gods who don't want Pan's counterpart to come back."
"True," Athena said quietly, her eyes narrowing. "But it does show a certain resilience. If Grover succeeds, it can bring balance to the wild places humans have corrupted."
Hades remained silent, but his expression softened. "If the god can be awakened, it would restore more than just the wilds. It would restore their faith."
I stared at the orange haze of the sky and tried to understand how Grover could pursue a dream that seemed so hopeless. Then again, was I any better?
"How are we going to get into the Underworld?" I asked him. "I mean, what chance do we have against a god?"
The gods sat up straighter at Percy's question, the mood in the room shifting.
Hades frowned. "The Underworld is not a place for demigods or mortals to stroll through. If they aren't prepared, they'll be lost before they even set foot in the realm."
Poseidon's gaze hardened as he looked at the screen. The fact that the girl has to face this challenge with so little protection bothers him. She shouldn't be going there at all.
"I don't know," he admitted. "But back at Medusa's, when you were searching her office? Anthony was telling me—"
"Oh, I forgot. Anthony will have a plan all figured out."
"Don't be so hard on him, Percy. He's had a tough life, but he's a good person. After all, he forgave me...." His voice faltered.
Athena looked concerned.
What kind of life did my son have? She thought.
"What did the satyr do to the half-ling?" Hephaestus asked.
"What do you mean?" I asked. "Forgave you for what?"
Suddenly, Grover seemed very interested in playing notes on his pipes.
"Wait a minute," I said. "Your first keeper job was five years ago. Anthony has been at camp five years. He wasn't ... I mean, your first assignment that went wrong—"
"I can't talk about it," Grover said, and his quivering lower lip suggested he'd start crying if I pressed him.
"Her insight is quite sensitive," Susano'o remarked.
"But as I was saying, back at Medusa's, Anthony and I agreed there's something strange going on with this quest. Something isn't what it seems."
"Well, duh. I'm getting blamed for stealing a thunderbolt that Hades took."
"That's not what I mean," Grover said. "The Fur—The Kindly Ones were sort of holding back. Like Mrs. Dodds at Yancy Academy ... why did she wait so long to try to kill you? Then on the bus, they just weren't as aggressive as they could've been."
"That's true. Something's up," said Shiva.
Athena furrowed her brow. "He's right. The Furies weren't holding back. If they had a clear opportunity to kill Percy, they would've taken it. This hesitation suggests something more is at play."
Hermes looked thoughtful. "Could be that they're waiting for orders. Or maybe someone's manipulating events from behind the scenes."
"Or they're toying with their prey," Ares grumbled. "Testing the waters, seeing how much fight they've got before going for the kill."
Hades' eyes narrowed. "If the Furies are holding back, then someone more powerful is likely pulling the strings. Perhaps even a higher god from that universe."
Poseidon clenched his fist, his eyes narrowing. "This quest is a trap."
"Well, if it is a trap, then they'll need to be clever to avoid it. Quests rarely go as expected," said Ra-Horakhty, surprisingly speaking up.
Hestia frowned. "Whatever is happening, there's more at stake here than just a stolen weapon. I fear the consequences may be far greater than they realize."
"They seemed plenty aggressive to me."
Grover shook his head. "They were screeching at us: 'Where is it? Where?'"
"Asking about me," I said.
Apollo chuckled. "You are not an 'it'."
"Maybe ... but Anthony and I, we both got the feeling they weren't asking about a person. They said 'Where is it ?' They seemed to be asking about an object."
"That doesn't make sense."
Could it be another stolen weapon? Beelzebub and Brunhilde thought at the same time.
"I know. But if we've misunderstood something about this quest, and we only have nine days to find the master bolt...." He looked at me like he was hoping for answers, but I didn't have any.
I thought about what Medusa had said: I was being used by the gods. What lay ahead of me was worse than petrification.
Rhea's expression darkened. "Exploiting demigods in this way is dishonorable. They should be given a chance to live their lives, not thrown into schemes."
Poseidon nodded. "Gods using mortals to clean up their messes is pathetic."
Hades frowned deeply. "If they are truly using these children to manipulate the balance of power, it's a dangerous and reckless gamble. They forget the cost."
Hestia sighed, her gaze troubled. "This is not how the gods should act. Demigods should be protected, not used as tools for their ambitions."
"I haven't been straight with you," I told Grover. "I don't care about the master bolt. I agreed to go to the Underworld so I could bring back my mother."
Grover blew a soft note on his pipes. "I know that, Percy. But are you sure that's the only reason?"
"I'm not doing it to help my father. He doesn't care about me. I don't care about him."
Poseidon's hatred for his alternate self spiked once more.
Grover gazed down from his tree branch. "Look, Percy, I'm not as smart as Anthony. I'm not as brave as you. But I'm pretty good at reading emotions. You're glad your dad is alive. You feel good that he's claimed you, and part of you wants to make him proud. That's why you mailed Medusa's head to Olympus. You wanted him to notice what you'd done."
Ares, Apollo, Dionysus, and all the minor gods felt a surge of fear at the sight of Poseidon's fury.
"Poseidon, stop it," Rhea scolded.
"Yeah? Well maybe satyr emotions work differently than human emotions. Because you're wrong. I don't care what he thinks."
Grover pulled his feet up onto the branch. "Okay, Percy. Whatever."
"Besides, I haven't done anything worth bragging about. We barely got out of New York and we're stuck here with no money and no way west."
"Haven't done anything worth bragging about? Is she serious?" Apollo said in disbelief.
Zeus scoffed. "Surviving an attack from the Furies on a bus is no small feat, especially for a demigod that young."
Hermes chuckled. "Not to mention killing Medusa and managing to escape without any proper resources."
Hades raised an eyebrow. "Underestimating herself will only make the challenges ahead harder. She needs to realize her worth soon."
Poseidon internally agreed with everything that was said.
Grover looked at the night sky, like he was thinking about that problem. "How about I take first watch, huh? You get some sleep."
I wanted to protest, but he started to play Mozart, soft and sweet, and I turned away, my eyes stinging.
After a few bars of Piano Concerto no. 12, I was asleep.
In my dreams, I stood in a dark cavern before a gaping pit. Gray mist creatures churned all around me, whispering rags of smoke that I somehow knew were the spirits of the dead.
"Oh no. I have a feeling it's that kind of dream again," Morpheus said.
Every deity started to look worried, especially Poseidon.
They tugged at my clothes, trying to pull me back, but I felt compelled to walk forward to the very edge of the chasm.
Looking down made me dizzy.
The pit yawned so wide and was so completely black, I knew it must be bottomless. Yet I had a feeling that something was trying to rise from the abyss, something huge and evil.
The little heroine , an amused voice echoed far down in the darkness. Too weak, too young, but perhaps you will do.
"It's that same evil voice from before!" Ares yelled in shock.
All the deities were suddenly on edge.
The voice felt ancient—cold and heavy. It wrapped around me like sheets of lead.
They have misled you, girl , it said. Barter with me. I will give you what you want.
The Greek gods are currently trying to figure out who is speaking to her.
A shimmering image hovered over the void: my mother, frozen at the moment she'd dissolved in a shower of gold. Her face was distorted with pain, as if the Minotaur were still squeezing her neck.
Many gods felt pity for the girl at seeing the sight of her mother once more.
"Poor dear," Rhea said sadly.
Poseidon still didn't care.
Her eyes looked directly at me, pleading: Go!
I tried to cry out, but my voice wouldn't work. Cold laughter echoed from the chasm.
An invisible force pulled me forward. It would drag me into the pit unless I stood firm.
Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, and Adamas had murderous looks on their faces. They wanted to kill whoever was tormenting the girl.
"Who the fuck is it?!" Adamas snarled.
Help me rise, girl . The voice became hungrier. Bring me the bolt. Strike a blow against the treacherous gods!
"She doesn't even have the bolt! Why is she being asked that?" Questioned Apollo.
"Could this being be behind the theft?" Hades wondered, having a feeling this mysterious being is involved.
Poseidon made his trident appear in his hand and gripped it as if he were ready to throw it at the screen.
The spirits of the dead whispered around me, No! Wake!
The image of my mother began to fade. The thing in the pit tightened its unseen grip around me. I realized it wasn't interested in pulling me in. It was using me to pull itself out.
Good , it murmured. Good.
Wake! the dead whispered. Wake!
Someone was shaking me.
My eyes opened, and it was daylight.
The gods sigh in relief that she has awakened.
"Well," Anthony said, "the zombie lives."
I was trembling from the dream. I could still feel the grip of the chasm monster around my chest.
"How long was I asleep?"
"Long enough for me to cook breakfast."
Anthony tossed me a bag of nacho-flavored corn chips from Aunty Em's snack bar. "And Grover went exploring. Look, he found a friend."
My eyes had trouble focusing.
Grover was sitting cross-legged on a blanket with something fuzzy in his lap, a dirty, unnaturally pink stuffed animal.
The gods squinted their eyes at the sight of the pink thing.
"That must be the poodle that will give her advice?" Loki snickered.
No. It wasn't a stuffed animal. It was a pink poodle.
The poodle yapped at me suspiciously. Grover said, "No, he's not."
I blinked. "Are you ... talking to that thing?"
The poodle growled.
"This thing," Grover warned, "is our ticket west. Be nice to him."
"You can talk to animals?"
Grover ignored the question. "Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy."
I stared at Anthony, figuring he'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but he looked deadly serious.
"I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it."
"Percy," Anthony said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle."
Buddha, Shiva, Loki, and Anubis tried to stifle their laughter, sensing that this would be hilarious.
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle.
The four couldn't help themselves and burst into laughter, while all of the other gods chuckled along.
Grover explained that he'd come across Gladiola in the woods and they'd struck up a conversation. The poodle had run away from a rich local family, who'd posted a $200 reward for his return. Gladiola didn't really want to go back to his family, but he was willing to if it meant helping Grover.
"How nice of the dog," said Cernunnos, the Celtic god of nature and animals.
"How does Gladiola know about the reward?" I asked.
"He read the signs," Grover said. "Duh."
"Of course," I said. "Silly me."
"So we turn in Gladiola," Anthony explained in his best strategy voice, "we get money, and we buy tickets to Los Angeles. Simple."
"Simple? Yeah, right," scoffed Dionysus. "They'll probably get into more danger."
I thought about my dream—the whispering voices of the dead, the thing in the chasm, and my mother's face, shimmering as it dissolved into gold. All that might be waiting for me in the West.
"Not another bus," I said warily.
"Definitely not," Hercules nodded.
"No," Anthony agreed.
He pointed downhill, toward train tracks I hadn't been able to see last night in the dark. "There's an Amtrak station half a mile that way. According to Gladiola, the west-bound train leaves at noon."
The scene ended.
"I feel like this is the shortest scene so far," Apollo stated.
"It probable was," said Artemis.
"I hope they will make it to Los Angeles safe and sound. She already dealt with Furies and a snake lady. What's the worst that can happen?" Ares said without thinking.
Everyone glared at the god of war, making him sweat bullets in fear.
Aphrodite sighed tiredly at her foolish lover.
Chapter 31: *I Plunge To My Death
Chapter Text
The next title appeared on the screen:
I Plunge To My Death
The gods' reaction was... chaotic.
Zeus immediately stood up, lightning crackling in his hand. "WHAT? Who dares show such a fate for a divine child?"
Hera gasped, her hand flying to her mouth. "How could it come to this?!"
Hades narrowed his eyes. "This can't be true. The girl's journey has just begun."
Poseidon, face dark with fury, slammed his trident into the ground, causing a tremor. "This must be some cruel joke. No one would dare take her life!"
Apollo, trying to lighten the mood, chuckled nervously. "Maybe it's just a metaphor? You know... dramatic storytelling?"
Hermes winced. "Not sure about that one, Apollo. It doesn't sound good."
Dionysus, sipping from his goblet, raised an eyebrow. "This better have a plot twist."
As the gods erupted into heated discussions, Rhea's calm voice cut through the chaos. "Enough. We will see what unfolds. If my granddaughter has truly fallen... we will come after the gods of that universe," she ended threateningly.
We spent two days on the Amtrak train, heading west through hills, over rivers, past amber waves of grain.
"Traveling by train is not the worst way to evade enemies. But it might not last for long." Hades stated.
Susano'o nodded thoughtfully. "It's good to keep moving, but the danger lies in constant visibility."
We weren't attacked once, but I didn't relax. I felt that we were traveling around in a display case, being watched from above and maybe from below, that something was waiting for the right opportunity.
Zeus huffed, folding his arms. "Of course she's being watched. Whoever is after her is likely keeping a close eye on her."
Poseidon scowled, clearly unsettled by the thought.
I tried to keep a low profile because my name and picture were splattered over the front pages of several East Coast newspapers. The Trenton Register-News showed a photo taken by a tourist as I got off the Greyhound bus. I had a wild look in my eyes. My sword was a metallic blur in my hands. It might've been a baseball bat or a lacrosse stick.
Hermes smirked, shaking his head. "There's nothing like having your face plastered across tabloids. She really needs a disguise next time."
Apollo chuckled. "She does have that hero look, doesn't she? All wild-eyed, sword in hand. It's practically made for headlines."
The picture's caption read:
Fourteen-year-old Percilla Jackson, wanted for questioning in the Long Island disappearance of her mother two weeks ago, is shown here fleeing from the bus where she accosted several elderly female passengers. The bus exploded on an east New Jersey roadside shortly after Jackson fled the scene. Based on eyewitness accounts, police believe the girl may be traveling with two teenage accomplices. Her stepfather, Gabe Ugliano, has offered a cash reward for information leading to her capture.
Just the mention of the awful stepfather's name activated every god's killing intent, with Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, Adamas, and Rhea with the worst of it.
"Don't worry," Anthony told me. "Mortal police could never find us." But he didn't sound so sure.
The rest of the day I spent alternately pacing the length of the train (because I had a really hard time sitting still) or looking out the windows.
Once, I spotted a family of centaurs galloping across a wheat field, bows at the ready, as they hunted lunch. The little boy centaur, who was the size of a second-grader on a pony, caught my eye and waved. I looked around the passenger car, but nobody else had noticed. The adult riders all had their faces buried in laptop computers or magazines.
While the gods are not fond of the centaurs, they have to admit the scene is quite adorable. Hopefully, the centaurs are as honorable as the satyrs in that world.
On the other hand, Poseidon sneered. He couldn't care less about those creatures.
Another time, toward evening, I saw something huge moving through the woods. I could've sworn it was a lion, except that lions don't live wild in America, and this thing was the size of a Hummer. Its fur glinted gold in the evening light. Then it leaped through the trees and was gone.
Artemis's eyes flashed with interest. "Perhaps, that is a Nemean lion she is seeing."
Apollo scoffed. "Or maybe it was just a trick of the light. I would know how those golden sunsets are."
Our reward money for returning Gladiola the poodle had only been enough to purchase tickets as far as Denver. We couldn't get berths in the sleeper car, so we dozed in our seats. My neck got stiff. I tried not to drool in my sleep, since Anthony was sitting right next to me.
Leto sighed. "Poor girl. She's trying to keep it together."
"I just wish they could sleep more comfortably," Hestia said sympathetically.
Poseidon would have preferred if she sat next to the goat boy rather than the half-breed.
Grover kept snoring and bleating and waking me up. Once, he shuffled around and his fake foot fell off. Anthony and I had to stick it back on before any of the other passengers noticed.
"So," Anthony asked me, once we'd gotten Grover's sneaker readjusted. "Who wants your help?"
"What do you mean?"
"When you were asleep just now, you mumbled, 'I won't help you.' Who were you dreaming about?"
How dare that half-breed insect watch her sleep! Poseidon thought furiously.
I was reluctant to say anything. It was the second time I'd dreamed about the evil voice from the pit. But it bothered me so much I finally told him.
Anthony was quiet for a long time. "That doesn't sound like Hades. He always appears on a black throne, and he never laughs."
The gods glared at the boy's image on the screen for speaking of a god in a disrespecting tone, even Athena.
Even though it was directed at Hades' counterpart, it felt like disrespecting their own Hades.
Poseidon and Adamas felt the urge to kill the boy for his audacity.
How dare he spoke of a god that way! They both thought simultaneously.
Hades looked unbothered. "Really? My counterpart never laughs? That's hard to believe. He needs to find some sort of joy, even in his domain."
"He offered my mother in trade. Who else could do that?"
"I guess ... if he meant, 'Help me rise from the Underworld.' If he wants war with the Olympians. But why ask you to bring him the master bolt if he already has it?"
"That is perplexing," Odin stated.
Hades frowned at the thought of his counterpart wanting to start a war. It was still a surprise to him that his alternate self and his siblings didn't get along.
I shook my head, wishing I knew the answer. I thought about what Grover had told me, that the Furies on the bus seemed to have been looking for something.
Where is it? Where?
Maybe Grover sensed my emotions. He snorted in his sleep, muttered something about vegetables, and turned his head.
Anthony readjusted his cap so it covered his horns. "Percy, you can't barter with Hades. You know that, right? He's deceitful, heartless, and greedy. I don't care if his Kindly Ones weren't as aggressive this time—"
Hades raised an elegant brow.
Poseidon seethed on his throne, while Adamas gripped his scythe tightly.
Rhea looked on disapprovingly.
"Okay, I've had enough of that half-ling!" Zeus shouted, breaking his armrest with his fist.
"That son of mine, even though he didn't come directly from me, needs to be disciplined!" Athena yelled uncharacteristically, to the surprise of the others. "If he were in my care instead of my counterpart's, I'd have already taught him a lesson about respect!"
"What does the demigod mean by 'this time'?" Artemis asked.
"This time?" I asked. "You mean you've run into them before?"
His hand crept up to his necklace. He fingered a glazed white bead painted with the image of a pine tree, one of his clay end-of-summer tokens. "Let's just say I've got no love for the Lord of the Dead. You can't be tempted to make a deal for your mom."
"And we have no love for you here," Loki snickered.
"What would you do if it was your dad?"
"That's easy," he said. "I'd leave him to rot."
Buddha blinked. "That's cold of him to say."
"You're not serious?"
Anthony's gray eyes fixed on me. He wore the same expression he'd worn in the woods at camp, the moment he drew his sword against the hellhound. "My dad's resented me since the day I was born, Percy," he said. "He never wanted a baby. When he got me, he asked Athena to take me back and raise me on Olympus because he was too busy with his work. She wasn't happy about that. She told him heroes had to be raised by their mortal parent."
Athena narrowed her eyes. "That doesn't sound right. Demigods should be raised by their divine parents for proper guidance and to fully understand their powers and responsibilities."
Everyone agreed with her.
"But how ... I mean, I guess you weren't born in a hospital...."
"I appeared on my father's doorstep, in a golden cradle, carried down from Olympus by Zephyr the West Wind. You'd think my dad would remember that as a miracle, right? Like, maybe he'd take some digital photos or something. But he always talked about my arrival as if it were the most inconvenient thing that had ever happened to him. When I was five he got married and totally forgot about Athena. He got a 'regular' mortal wife, and had two 'regular' mortal kids, and tried to pretend I didn't exist."
"How despicable of him to choose mortals over his divine child," Hera said scornfully.
Hades nodded. "Yes, the mortal should have seen that having a divine child is a gift."
I stared out the train window. The lights of a sleeping town were drifting by. I wanted to make Anthony feel better, but I didn't know how.
"My mom married a really awful guy," I told him. "Grover said she did it to protect me, to hide me in the scent of a human family. Maybe that's what your dad was thinking."
The goddesses cooed at her kindness.
Poseidon's seemingly permanent scowl deepened further upon hearing her say she wanted to make the half-breed feel better.
Anthony kept worrying at his necklace. He was pinching the gold college ring that hung with the beads. It occurred to me that the ring must be his father's. I wondered why he wore it if he hated him so much.
"He doesn't care about me," he said. "His wife—my stepmom—treated me like a freak. She wouldn't let me play with her children. My dad went along with her. Whenever something dangerous happened—you know, something with monsters—they would both look at me resentfully, like, 'How dare you put our family at risk.' Finally, I took the hint. I wasn't wanted. I ran away."
"How old were you?"
"Same age as when I started camp. Nine."
Athena folds her hands tightly. Her gray eyes flicker with a rare emotion. "He was only a child," she murmurs, her voice low but edged with anger.
Zeus glances toward his daughter, brow furrowed. "It seems the divine children in that world are seen as a burden to mortals."
Everyone frowned at this.
"But ... you couldn't have gotten all the way to Half-Blood Hill by yourself."
"Not alone, no. Athena watched over me, guided me toward help. I made a couple of unexpected friends who took care of me, for a short time, anyway."
The goddess of wisdom scoffed. "At least my counterpart did one thing right."
I wanted to ask what happened, but Anthony seemed lost in sad memories. So I listened to the sound of Grover snoring and gazed out the train windows as the dark fields of Ohio raced by.
Toward the end of our second day on the train, June 13, eight days before the summer solstice, we passed through some golden hills and over the Mississippi River into St. Louis. Anthony craned his neck to see the Gateway Arch, which looked to me like a huge shopping bag handle stuck on the city.
"I want to do that," he sighed.
"What?" I asked.
"Build something like that. You ever see the Parthenon, Percy?"
"Only in pictures."
"Someday, I'm going to see it in person. I'm going to build the greatest monument to the gods, ever. Something that'll last a thousand years."
Zeus stroked his beard thoughtfully. "Such ambition in this child, Anthony," he mused. "To build a monument worthy of the gods. I'll be surprised if his creation can match the greatness of the monuments built by us gods."
Apollo chuckled. "A mortal seeking to honor the gods with such a structure? That's admirable. But will it even withstand the test of time?"
Shiva, with his arms crossed, smirked. "Ambition is one thing, but does he have the strength to see it through? Many have spoken of great deeds, but few have accomplished them."
Hermes leaned forward with a glint in his eye. "This Anthony, he dreams big. If the Parthenon in that world is like the one over here, it's a monument to my sister. He seeks not just to build but to transcend."
Athena's gray eyes remained fixed on Anthony's image as he spoke of the Parthenon. She spoke in a measured tone, "He is clever, this child of my counterpart and myself. He seeks to create not just for himself, but for something greater—a legacy tied to the gods. Perhaps there is hope yet for his dream."
Odin spoke last, his voice resonant. "Monuments are built not just with stone, but with will, with sacrifice. We shall see if Anthony's ambition will lead him to greatness... or to ruin."
Poseidon rolled his eyes. As if any petty structures he created could ever match the ones made by the gods, he thought.
I laughed. "You? An architect?"
I don't know why, but I found it funny. Just the idea of Anthony trying to sit quietly and draw all day.
His cheeks flushed. "Yes, an architect. Athena expects her children to create things, not just tear them down, like a certain god of earthquakes I could mention."
Rhea frowned. "That is not how he should speak of a god."
Many gods stiffened and glanced nervously at that certain god, who sat with a scowl, arms crossed and an unmistakable tension radiating from him. Poseidon's gaze was glacial as he said darkly, "I create oceans and islands, not mere buildings." The atmosphere in the room grew heavy, and the other gods shifted uneasily, aware that even the slightest provocation could spark a tempest of wrath from the sea god.
I watched the churning brown water of the Mississippi below.
"Sorry," Anthony said. "That was mean."
"He should have realized that when he spoke of Hades!" Zeus shouted, and everyone agreed.
"Can't we work together a little?" I pleaded. "I mean, didn't Athena and Poseidon ever cooperate?"
Anthony had to think about it. "I guess ... the chariot," he said tentatively. "My mom invented it, but Poseidon created horses out of the crests of waves. So they had to work together to make it complete."
Similar to how we did it, Athena thought, glancing at her uncle.
"Then we can cooperate, too. Right?"
We rode into the city, Anthony watching as the Arch disappeared behind a hotel.
"I suppose," he said at last.
A certain god does not like the idea of those two working together on anything.
We pulled into the Amtrak station downtown. The intercom told us we'd have a three-hour layover before departing for Denver.
Grover stretched. Before he was even fully awake, he said, "Food."
"Come on, goat boy," Anthony said. "Sightseeing."
"Sightseeing?"
"Sightseeing?" The gods echoed.
"Is he serious? They are on a quest!" Dionysus exclaimed in disbelief.
"That boy needs a hard smack on the head,"Demeter said.
"The Gateway Arch," he said. "This may be my only chance to ride to the top. Are you coming or not?"
Grover and I exchanged looks.
I wanted to say no, but I figured that if Anthony was going, we couldn't very well let him go alone.
"She should've said no and forced him to continue the quest," Indra said, smoking his cigarette.
Grover shrugged. "As long as there's a snack bar without monsters."
The Arch was about a mile from the train station. Late in the day, the lines to get in weren't that long. We threaded our way through the underground museum, looking at covered wagons and other junk from the 1800s. It wasn't all that thrilling, but Anthony kept telling us interesting facts about how the Arch was built, and Grover kept passing me jelly beans, so I was okay.
I kept looking around, though, at the other people in line. "You smell anything?" I murmured to Grover.
He took his nose out of the jelly-bean bag long enough to sniff. "Underground," he said distastefully. "Underground air always smells like monsters. Probably doesn't mean anything."
The gods exchanged disapproving glances at the satyr's words, their expressions a mix of annoyance and concern.
"How can he be so flippant about it?" Artemis said sharply, her brow furrowing. "Underground air is not something to take lightly. It often signifies danger."
Hades crossed his arms, his expression darkening. "He should be more vigilant. Ignoring warning signs could lead to dire consequences."
Zeus's voice was thunderous. "He was tasked with protecting the demigods. He shouldn't let his guard down just because he finds the atmosphere unpalatable."
Poseidon glared at Grover's image for being irresponsible.
Now, the gods were starting to rethink their favorable view of Grover.
But something felt wrong to me. I had a feeling we shouldn't be here.
"Listen to your guts, girl!" Durga shouted.
"Yes, leave that place!" Parvati and Kali added.
"Guys," I said. "You know the gods' symbols of power?"
Anthony had been in the middle of reading about the construction equipment used to build the Arch, but he looked over. "Yeah?"
"Well, Hade—"
Grover cleared his throat. "We're in a public place.... You mean, our friend downstairs?"
The corner of Hades' lips lifted in amusement.
"Pfffttt!" Loki let out a snort of laughter. "That's one way to put it, goat boy!"
"Um, right," I said. "Our friend way downstairs. Doesn't he have a hat like Anthony's?"
Now everyone was curious about the alternate Hades' symbol of power, even the God of the Underworld himself.
"You mean the Helm of Darkness," Anthony said. "Yeah, that's his symbol of power. I saw it next to his seat during the winter solstice council meeting."
"Helm of Darkness," Hades repeated. "Interesting ."
"He was there?" I asked.
He nodded. "It's the only time he's allowed to visit Olympus—the darkest day of the year. But his helm is a lot more powerful than my invisibility hat, if what I've heard is true...."
Zeus, Poseidon, and Adamas became angry on their brother's behalf.
"I cannot believe they do not allow their Hades to visit their Olympus often. How could my alternate self allow that?" Rhea said, her voice laced with disbelief. "He should be treated with the respect befitting a god, especially by his own family."
"It allows him to become darkness," Grover confirmed. "He can melt into shadow or pass through walls. He can't be touched, or seen, or heard. And he can radiate fear so intense it can drive you insane or stop your heart. Why do you think all rational creatures fear the dark?"
Beelzebub's eyes gleamed with interest. "Fear can be a powerful weapon. I suppose he uses it to keep mortals in line?"
Hades frowned. " I hope my alternate self uses the helm to maintain balance, not to instill terror for the sake of it."
"But then ... how do we know he's not here right now, watching us?" I asked.
Anthony and Grover exchanged looks.
"We don't," Grover said.
"Thanks, that makes me feel a lot better," I said. "Got any blue jelly beans left?"
I'd almost mastered my jumpy nerves when I saw the tiny little elevator car we were going to ride to the top of the Arch, and I knew I was in trouble. I hate confined places. They make me nuts.
"Me too," said Anubis, recalling the times his grandfather confined him as punishment for the past eons.
We got shoehorned into the car with this big fat lady and her dog, a Chihuahua with a rhinestone collar. I figured maybe the dog was a seeing-eye Chihuahua, because none of the guards said a word about it.
The sight of the overweight lady and her Chihuahua made the gods narrow their perceptive eyes suspiciously.
"Something about that dog doesn't sit right with me," Tláloc, the Aztec god of rain and agriculture muttered, his brow furrowing. "It doesn't look like a normal Chihuahua."
We started going up, inside the Arch. I'd never been in an elevator that went in a curve, and my stomach wasn't too happy about it.
"No parents?" the fat lady asked us.
She had beady eyes; pointy, coffee-stained teeth; a floppy denim hat, and a denim dress that bulged so much, she looked like a blue-jean blimp.
The deities burst into laughter at Percilla's observation.
"That lady is a walking fashion disaster!" Aphrodite said, giggling as she shot a sideways glance at the fat lady's image on the screen. "Seriously, what kind of denim factory exploded to create that outfit? I've seen balloons with more shape!"
"They're below," Anthony told her. "Scared of heights."
"Oh, the poor darlings."
The Chihuahua growled. The woman said, "Now, now, sonny. Behave." The dog had beady eyes like its owner, intelligent and vicious.
Poseidon and Hades stared at the dog, trying to figure out what creature it could possibly be.
I said, "Sonny. Is that his name?"
"No," the lady told me.
She smiled, as if that cleared everything up.
At the top of the Arch, the observation deck reminded me of a tin can with carpeting. Rows of tiny windows looked out over the city on one side and the river on the other. The view was okay, but if there's anything I like less than a confined space, it's a confined space six hundred feet in the air. I was ready to go pretty quick.
Anubis whimpered at the thought of being in a confined space high up in the air. "That will be a nightmare," he said, making Ra-Horakhty shoot him a look.
"Wait a minute...isn't this where the girl would..." Hephaestus trailed off.
At this, every god's eyes snapped open wide, and their entire forms froze.
Anthony kept talking about structural supports, and how he would've made the windows bigger, and designed a see-through floor. He probably could've stayed up there for hours, but luckily for me the park ranger announced that the observation deck would be closing in a few minutes.
I steered Grover and Anthony toward the exit, loaded them into the elevator, and I was about to get in myself when I realized there were already two other tourists inside. No room for me.
"Shit!" The gods exclaimed worriedly, feeling a sense of foreboding.
The park ranger said, "Next car, sir."
"We'll get out," Anthony said. "We'll wait with you."
But that was going to mess everybody up and take even more time, so I said, "Naw, it's okay. I'll see you guys at the bottom."
Ares kept biting his fingernails nervously. "She should have gone with them. It's a safer option than being by herself, especially since she lacks training."
Grover and Anthony both looked nervous, but they let the elevator door slide shut. Their car disappeared down the ramp.
Now the only people left on the observation deck were me, a little boy with his parents, the park ranger, and the fat lady with her Chihuahua.
I smiled uneasily at the fat lady. She smiled back, her forked tongue flickering between her teeth.
Wait a minute.
Forked tongue?
Göll yelped fearfully and hid behind her stoic sister.
Hades' expression turned serious. "This is not good."
Poseidon continues to watch on with a cold expression.
Before I could decide if I'd really seen that, her Chihuahua jumped down and started yapping at me.
"Now, now, sonny," the lady said. "Does this look like a good time? We have all these nice people here."
"Doggie!" said the little boy. "Look, a doggie!"
His parents pulled him back.
The Chihuahua bared his teeth at me, foam dripping from his black lips.
"Well, son," the fat lady sighed. "If you insist."
"Son?!" Most of the deities stared at the screen in shock, their eyes darting between the image of the fat lady and the not-so-Chihuahua figure, trying to piece together the unexpected revelation.
"She's that creature's mother?!" Hestia exclaimed in shock.
Ice started forming in my stomach. "Um, did you just call that Chihuahua your son?"
"Chimera, dear," the fat lady corrected. "Not a Chihuahua. It's an easy mistake to make."
"Chimera, huh? Could that lady be..." Zeus began to say, trailing off as a look of realization crossed his face.
His brothers seemed to have the same realization, judging by their expressions.
She rolled up her denim sleeves, revealing that the skin of her arms was scaly and green. When she smiled, I saw that her teeth were fangs. The pupils of her eyes were sideways slits, like a reptile's.
The Chihuahua barked louder, and with each bark, it grew. First to the size of a Doberman, then to a lion. The bark became a roar.
A sound of someone fainting can be heard.
Most of the others in the room widened their eyes at the transformation.
The little boy screamed. His parents pulled him back toward the exit, straight into the park ranger, who stood, paralyzed, gaping at the monster.
The Chimera was now so tall its back rubbed against the roof. It had the head of a lion with a blood-caked mane, the body and hooves of a giant goat, and a serpent for a tail, a ten-foot-long diamondback growing right out of its shaggy behind. The rhinestone dog collar still hung around its neck, and the plate-sized dog tag was now easy to read: CHIMERA—RABID, FIRE-BREATHING, POISONOUS—IF FOUND, PLEASE CALL TARTARUS—EXT. 954.
"Run, Percy, run!" Screamed Shiva's wives, along with Rhea and the other goddesses.
The Big Four Greek gods looked ready to attack the screen. Zeus's arm bulged with muscle, his fingers crackling with electrical energy. Tendrils of darkness shot up from Hades's back, and a dark mist formed in his palm. Ice spread around Poseidon's throne and beyond, lowering the temperature in the room. Adamas drew his scythe forward, its metallic, otherworldly glow shimmering. As he gripped his weapon, it began to hum with raw energy, vibrating with the destructive power he was ready to unleash.
I realized I hadn't even uncapped my sword. My hands were numb. I was ten feet away from the Chimera's bloody maw, and I knew that as soon as I moved, the creature would lunge.
"Damn it, just move!" Hercules yelled anxiously.
The snake lady made a hissing noise that might've been laughter. "Be honored, Percilla Jackson. Lord Zeus rarely allows me to test a hero with one of my brood. For I am the Mother of Monsters, the terrible Echidna!"
"I knew it!" Zeus exclaimed, earning him a smack on the back of his head by his wife.
I stared at her. All I could think to say was: "Isn't that a kind of anteater?"
Suddenly, the tension in the room eased a bit as the gods laughed at the girl's attempt to bring humor into her situation.
Poseidon, however, remained unfazed, his body poised to strike anything at any moment.
She howled, her reptilian face turning brown and green with rage. "I hate it when people say that! I hate Australia! Naming that ridiculous animal after me. For that, Percilla Jackson, my son shall destroy you!"
The Chimera charged, its lion teeth gnashing. I managed to leap aside and dodge the bite.
Thor and Ares nodded in approval. "Good dodge," they said in unison.
I ended up next to the family and the park ranger, who were all screaming now, trying to pry open the emergency exit doors.
I couldn't let them get hurt. I uncapped my sword, ran to the other side of the deck, and yelled, "Hey, Chihuahua!" The Chimera turned faster than I would've thought possible.
The gods were awed by how noble the girl was and her courage to protect the mortals.
All except one, who would rather she leave them to their fate.
Before I could swing my sword, it opened its mouth, emitting a stench like the world's largest barbecue pit, and shot a column of flame straight at me.
Everyone gasped, their anxieties continuing to rise.
I dove through the explosion. The carpet burst into flames; the heat was so intense, it nearly seared off my eyebrows.
Sighs of relief were heard.
Where I had been standing a moment before was a ragged hole in the side of the Arch, with melted metal steaming around the edges.
Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument.
Riptide was now a shining bronze blade in my hands, and as the Chimera turned, I slashed at its neck.
That was my fatal mistake. The blade sparked harmlessly off the dog collar. I tried to regain my balance, but I was so worried about defending myself against the fiery lion's mouth, I completely forgot about the serpent tail until it whipped around and sank its fangs into my calf.
"NO!" Everyone shouted fearfully.
Poseidon stood up abruptly from his throne, his body shaking with rage.
"Poseidon," Rhea and Hades warned, trying to stop him from doing anything destructive, even though they were furious themselves.
My whole leg was on fire. I tried to jab Riptide into the Chimera's mouth, but the serpent tail wrapped around my ankles and pulled me off balance, and my blade flew out of my hand, spinning out of the hole in the Arch and down toward the Mississippi River.
I managed to get to my feet, but I knew I had lost. I was weaponless. I could feel deadly poison racing up to my chest. I remembered Chiron saying that Anaklusmos would always return to me, but there was no pen in my pocket. Maybe it had fallen too far away. Maybe it only returned when it was in pen form. I didn't know, and I wasn't going to live long enough to figure it out.
The goddesses began to sob at the last thought.
"That is not the time for that sword to be utterly useless!" Apollo shouted in frustration.
I backed into the hole in the wall. The Chimera advanced, growling, smoke curling from its lips. The snake lady, Echidna, cackled. "They don't make heroes like they used to, eh, son?"
The monster growled. It seemed in no hurry to finish me off now that I was beaten.
I glanced at the park ranger and the family. The little boy was hiding behind his father's legs. I had to protect these people. I couldn't just ... die. I tried to think, but my whole body was on fire. My head felt dizzy. I had no sword. I was facing a massive, fire-breathing monster and its mother. And I was scared.
"My poor granddaughter," Rhea said, her voice choked with emotion.
There was no place else to go, so I stepped to the edge of the hole. Far, far below, the river glittered.
"NO, DON'T!" everyone screamed.
Hades, Zeus, and Poseidon cracked their armrests in murderous rage.
Brunhilde bit her lip and clenched her fists in anger.
At this point, Beelzebub had completely stopped taking notes, his eyes wide with shock and his jaw agape.
If I died, would the monsters go away? Would they leave the humans alone?
Every god felt bad or sad for her; some even prayed for her to not die.
"If you are the daughter of Poseidon," Echidna hissed, "you would not fear water. Jump, Percilla Jackson. Show me that water will not harm you. Jump and retrieve your sword. Prove your bloodline."
"Yes, jump! Get away from her!" Poseidon yelled, uncharacteristically. "You have my ichor, so you should be fine!"
Now everyone was shocked by the tyrant of the sea's words.
"D-did my brother just admit the girl is his daughter?" Zeus stuttered.
Yeah, right, I thought. I'd read somewhere that jumping into water from a couple of stories up was like jumping onto solid asphalt. From here, I'd splatter on impact.
The Chimera's mouth glowed red, heating up for another blast.
"You have no faith," Echidna told me. "You do not trust the gods. I cannot blame you, little coward. Better you die now. The gods are faithless. The poison is in your heart."
Hestia and Persephone covered their mouths tearfully.
She was right: I was dying. I could feel my breath slowing down. Nobody could save me, not even the gods.
"Jump!" Poseidon screamed, desperation tinging his voice.
I backed up and looked down at the water. I remembered the warm glow of my father's smile when I was a baby. He must have seen me. He must have visited me when I was in my cradle.
This time, Poseidon didn't bother to be annoyed by the mention of his counterpart; he was too worried about the girl's life.
I remembered the swirling green trident that had appeared above my head the night of capture the flag, when Poseidon had claimed me as his daughter.
But this wasn't the sea. This was the Mississippi, dead center of the USA. There was no Sea God here.
"Die, faithless one," Echidna rasped, and the Chimera sent a column of flame toward my face.
"Father, help me," I prayed.
Poseidon reaches his hand out towards the screen as if to grab her.
I turned and jumped. My clothes on fire, poison coursing through my veins, I plummeted toward the river.
The scene ended.
Dead silence.
The God of the Sea still had his hand extended, grabbing nothing but air.
Chapter 32: Taking Her
Notes:
I fixed the previous chapters with parts that were not bold-faced. Turns out copy and pasting on the computer works better than phone.
Chapter Text
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Hades reappeared where Rhea and Zeus waited in the ocean, Percy's unconscious form still cradled by his shadows beside them. The rhythmic sound of the waves contrasted sharply with the tense atmosphere that lingered.
Zeus and Rhea looked relieved at the sight of Hades, their worry for him evident in their expressions.
"Hades, thank goodness you came back," Rhea said, her voice trembling slightly.
"What happened to Poseidon? Did you defeat him?" Zeus asked, his brow furrowed with concern.
"I did. Poseidon is contained by my skeleton servants," Hades replied, his voice low but laced with frustration. His gaze softened as he looked down at Percy, her features serene despite the chaos that had unfolded. "Percy's health needs to be checked; Poseidon might have done a number on her."
"So who should she stay with to recover?" the god of thunder asked again.
Before anyone could respond, a sudden flash of light erupted nearby, momentarily blinding them.
"What the hell is going on?!" a familiar voice shouted, breaking the tense atmosphere.
A god with fiery red hair, green skin, and a gorget on his head that resembled two horns materialized in front of them. It was Adamas, the Greek god of conquest.
He looked between his brothers angrily, not immediately noticing Rhea. His silver armor gleamed in the water like a beacon. "All the ruckus from the surface made me fucking lose my killstreak in COD!" he exclaimed, frustration palpable in his voice.
"Adamas, watch your language!" Rhea scolded sharply, her maternal authority reasserting itself.
Startled to see his mother there, Adamas rubbed the back of his head with a mix of nervousness and sheepishness.
"Uh...oops, sorry, Mother. It's just that I was about to beat my record before all the noise from 'upstairs' made me lose focus. So what exactly happened here?" he asked again, his curiosity piqued.
Zeus sighed, rubbing his temples, while Hades remained calm.
Adamas crossed his arms, clearly impatient as he waited for an explanation. Hades, Rhea, and Zeus exchanged brief glances before Hades spoke up, the gravity of the situation weighing on him.
"Poseidon and I fought," said the god of the Underworld, his tone flat yet heavy.
"You guys fought?!" Adamas exclaimed in shock, the surprise evident in his voice. "Why?! It must be more serious than some petty argument, because you two rarely ever fight each other!"
"Poseidon finally took Percilla from her world," Hades began to explain. "They fought because our brother gave her the option that if she managed to defeat him, he would let her return home."
Adamas blinked, disbelief washing over his face as he immediately recognized the name. "Wait, you're telling me my niece is here in our world, and no one bothered to tell me?" he asked, his voice incredulous. "And Poseidon battled his own daughter?!"
"Yes," Hades confirmed, moving aside to show him Percy's unconscious form floating gently in the water, surrounded by his protective shadows.
"W-Why is she unconscious?" Adamas stuttered, his eyes wide at the sight of Percy, the tension in his body shifting to concern. "Did Mr. Dead Fish Eyes beat her?"
Zeus chimed in, his voice calm but laced with worry. "He knocked her out to claim victory for himself with a cheap hit, though it seems he didn't make any specific rules about their fight."
Adamas stared at them, stunned. His eyes darted between them before landing on Percy's still form once again, anxiety bubbling within him. He opened his mouth, closed it, and then finally spoke, his voice now turned furious.
"He really land a cheap shot on her? Unbelievable!" the god of conquest exclaimed, shaking his head in disbelief.
Rhea nodded in agreement, her expression sad. "Yes, my son. It's beyond appalling that he would stoop so low, especially against his own daughter, my granddaughter."
Adamas's expression hardened into a mask of determination. "That asshole has some nerve," he growled. "Where did you leave him, Hades? I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!"
The Titaness sighed at her son's crude language, shaking her head but unable to hide her smile at his protective nature.
"I left Poseidon at an isolated island. The one that was completely split into pieces," Hades replied, his tone steady despite the tempest brewing within him.
Without another word, Adamas disappeared in a flash, eager to confront his ice cube of a younger brother, his anger propelling him forward.
Once he was out of sight, Hades, Rhea, and Zeus began to deliberate over who Percy would stay with among the three of them, the air thick with unspoken concern.
"One of us will have to take her. So which of us will it be?" Hades asked, his voice steady but a hint of uncertainty creeping in.
Rhea furrowed her brows, the weight of the situation settling in. "Though it saddens me, my granddaughter didn't seem to want to stay with me, based on her previous reaction when I suggested it. So, I will not take her with me to my realm."
"And I cannot take her," said Zeus. "I have many duties and obligations in my realm, even more than yours, brother, since I am the leader of our Greek pantheon and King of the Gods. I fear it would be too chaotic for her to recover there. Beyond my domain, I also have to oversee the Council of Valhalla and the mortal realm."
Hades nodded in understanding. "Then it seems it falls to me to keep her safe until she's ready to wake."
Their mother looked between them, her expression resolute. "Very well, Hades. She'll be in your care, but let us ensure she is treated with the utmost respect and care she deserves. We can't allow her to be hurt like this again."
Hades nodded solemnly. "Of course, Mother. I'll see to it personally."
Rhea smiled softly, a hint of warmth returning to her features. "Thank you, my boy. Let us hope she recovers soon."
With that, the two gods and the Titaness vanished, leaving only the gentle lapping of waves behind as they took Percy with them.
Chapter 33: Adamas VS Poseidon Shouting Match
Chapter Text
(Present)
Adamas materialized on the wrecked island. Before him, destruction lay everywhere, revealing the remnants of Hades and Poseidon's battle. The God of Conquest clenched his fists, feeling a surge of anger radiating through him.
He walked around, scanning the desolate landscape until his eyes landed on Poseidon's immobile form in the middle of the island. The god of the sea knelt on the ground, his head bent, with Hades's skeleton servants still keeping him in place, binding him from escaping. Adamas felt his ichor boil at the sight of his fallen brother.
"Oi, Poseidon, you fucking ice bitch!" he bellowed, his furious voice echoing across the ruins of the island. "What in the pits of Tartarus were you thinking?!"
"Adamas..." Poseidon struggled to say, not lifting his head.
Adamas stepped closer, rage simmering beneath the surface. "Hades told me what happened! I can't believe you fought Percy! Your own daughter!" he shouted, the words spilling from his lips like fire. "And you knocked her out with a cheap shot! What kind of pathetic excuse for a father are you?"
Poseidon didn't immediately respond, only grunted.
"Oi, are you even listening to me?!"
His brother kept his head down, seemingly ignoring him.
"Fucking talk to me, dammit! I still can't stand how you've been ignoring me for eons!" Adamas growled angrily.
"Just go away..." his brother finally muttered.
"No, I will not! We need to talk! Now, you better listen to me, you prick! You do not harm your own daughter just because she wanted to get away from you! That's not how a father should treat his child!"
Poseidon remained silent as his brother ranted.
Adamas continued. "Are you abusing her or something? Just what kind of sick game are you playing, Poseidon?!"
Poseidon lifted his head slightly, his eyes narrowing in defiance. "Adamas, it's not what you think—"
"Not what I think?!" Adamas interrupted, his voice rising even higher. "Your daughter is out cold because of you! If Hades had to step in and fight you over her, you're doing something terribly wrong! And you didn't think to tell me you brought my niece into our world?!"
Poseidon clenched his jaw, the skeletons binding him rattling slightly in response to his frustration. "I just forgot to tell you. I didn't want to hurt her, Adamas, but she left me no choice. She was trying to escape me, and I can't allow that! I have to keep Percilla by my side at all costs! She is MINE!" he roared, his expression twisted with madness.
Adamas gaped, shaking his head in disbelief. "Are you serious, bro?! You sound fucking insane! You're talking about her like she's an object! I didn't believe it when people said you were obsessed with her after watching her life unfold, but now I can see it—the crazy look in your eyes! You definitely want her for more than just a daughter, and that is so damn wrong!"
"Is that so?" Poseidon said menacingly. "Our brothers and even Mother think similarly. Our pantheon normalized incestuous relationships. Why should my feelings for Percilla be any different?"
Adamas clenched his jaw. "While I'll admit there are complicated relationships in our pantheon, there has never been a record of a father-daughter relationship! I don't know if the gods in Percy's world have it, but that doesn't matter! In our pantheon, that's a line no one crosses! We actually think a parent-child sexual relationship is disgusting—everyone except you!"
"If the Egyptians can do it, then that kind of relationship is not wrong!" Poseidon countered.
"Well, the Egyptians are not us! We Greeks are different from them!" Adamas yelled back.
Poseidon sneered, his voice dripping with venom. "Different? Different how, Adamas? We're gods! We have ichor, not blood! We create the rules. Mortals and other beings do what they're told. If I choose to keep Percilla by my side, then it's my divine right! You and the others don't get to decide that for me!"
Adamas's fists clenched tighter, his entire body trembling with fury. "You've lost it, Poseidon! There's a difference between ruling over others and controlling your own daughter like a damn prisoner! She's not some prize or possession to keep locked away! She's her own person!"
Poseidon spat on the ground in defiance. "I know what's best for her! Percilla belongs in my realm—under my protection. She's too naïve and innocent to understand her place in this world. I will make sure she stays where she's supposed to be, by my side!"
"Protection?!" Adamas roared, his eyes blazing with rage. "You call this protection?! How about what she feels, you lunatic?! Do you even care about her feelings at all? What's next? Chains and a cage?! Is that your idea of fatherhood?!"
Poseidon's eyes flickered dangerously as he tried to rise slightly against his bonds, but the skeletons kept their hold. His voice lowered into a growl. "Of course I care about her feelings, but once she understands my love for her, she'll accept it. I won't let her leave, no matter what. Percilla is meant to be with me, and I will not lose her to anyone! Once I escape these binds, I will come after Hades and take her back!"
"If she stays with you, you will drive her away!" Adamas shot back. "She will live in fear of you! You're so blinded by your obsession that you can't even see it! Don't you realize how you're becoming a monster? I hope Hades continues to keep her from you!"
Poseidon's face twisted into a snarl. "I see that you will never understand me, just like Mother and our brothers! I'll do whatever it takes to keep Percilla in my realm. You think you're so high and mighty, Adamas? You think you know everything? Percilla needs a father! She needs me!"
Adamas shook his head, his voice filled with disgust. "No, what she needs is to get away from a shitty father like you before you completely destroy her! This isn't love, Poseidon—it's madness! You're nothing more than a spoiled brat, and Percilla deserves someone better than you!"
"Enough!" Poseidon thundered, his eyes flashing with fury. "You don't know anything! Once she's back in my grasp, she'll come to understand. She will see that I'm the only one she needs! The only one who can protect her and keep her safe!"
Adamas threw his hands up, exasperated. "You're delusional, brother! If you keep this up, you're going to suffocate her! And the more you cling to her like this, the more she's going to fight back! Do you really want to push her so far away that she never comes back?"
Poseidon glared at Adamas, his face a mask of fury and defiance. "You think you can lecture me? You think you know what's best for her? She's mine to protect. Mine to keep. I don't need your approval!"
Adamas stepped forward, his eyes locked onto Poseidon's. "You're going to lose her, Poseidon. And when you do, don't come crying to me. Because if you keep this up, you're going to be left with nothing but ashes."
"I don't need to hear any more nonsense from you! Just leave!" the tyrant snapped.
"Fucking fine! I don't want to waste my time here anyway! Rot on this island for all I care!"
With that, Adamas turned on his heel, the weight of his words hanging heavy in the air. Poseidon's silence followed him as he walked away, the clash of their wills leaving the desolate island even more broken than before.
Chapter 34: Back To Where It Started
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Anthony looked on in horror as he watched the waves swallow Percy whole, his arm reaching out toward her but grasping nothing. Panic surged through him—a tidal wave of fear and helplessness. "Percy!" he shouted, his voice cracking as he scanned the turbulent water, hoping for a glimpse of her dark hair or familiar figure. She was more than just a friend; she was his girlfriend, and the thought of losing her filled him with dread.
When the last crest of the wave crashed down, leaving nothing but frothy white foam in its wake, Anthony's breath caught in his throat. He couldn't just stand there. Without a second thought, he dove into the ocean, the saltwater stinging his eyes as he searched frantically. He swam deeper, each stroke fueled by desperation, but the sea was vast and indifferent, showing no sign of Percy.
After what felt like an eternity, he broke the surface, gasping for air. He looked around; the camp on the shore now seemed so far away. "Percy!" he yelled again, his voice a mere whisper against the roaring waves. But silence answered him.
Defeated, Anthony swam back to the beach, dragging himself onto the sand, soaked and shivering. The sight of the empty shore felt like a knife to his gut. With a surge of adrenaline, he turned and sprinted toward the cabins, his heart pounding in his chest as he called out for Chiron and Mr. D, hoping they could help.
"Chiron! Mr. D!" he shouted, his voice echoing through the camp. "Help! It's Percy!"
As he reached the main area of the camp, he saw Chiron's familiar form, half-horse and half-man, moving towards him with purpose.
"What is wrong, Anthony?" Chiron asked with concern. "And where is Percy?"
Mr. D followed closely, his brow furrowed with annoyance. "Why are you yelling, Chase?" he asked, crossing his arms.
"Percy—I saw her being taken by the waves at the beach!" Anthony gasped, water dripping from his clothes. "Something pulled her under! I think it was a god or some kind of powerful being!"
The weight of his words hung heavily in the air. Chiron's expression shifted from concern to alertness. "Gather the campers!" he commanded, his authoritative voice cutting through the murmurs of surprise. "We have to act quickly—Percilla is in trouble!"
"I knew that girl always had a knack for trouble," said Mr. D, sipping his can of grape juice. "But now, this is serious."
As Chiron called for order, Nico, Will, and Thalia rushed over to Anthony after being summoned from their cabins, their faces pale with worry. "What happened, Anthony?" Nico asked, his voice steady but laced with concern. "Where is Percy?"
"Percy is gone! The ocean just grabbed her, and she disappeared!" Anthony explained, his voice trembling. "Something bad took her!"
Thalia's expression hardened. "Then we need to look for her. We can't leave her to face danger alone."
Nico stepped closer, his eyes narrowing as he processed the situation. "Did you see what it was?"
"It happened so fast," Anthony replied, his voice barely above a whisper. "One moment she was standing right next to me, and the next, she was dragged away and vanished!"
Will placed a reassuring hand on Anthony's shoulder. "Don't worry, Anthony. We'll find her."
Chiron looked at the gathered campers surrounding him. "Listen up!" he said, his voice rising above the crowd. "Percilla Jackson has been taken by an unknown enemy. We cannot afford to waste time. Split into groups and search the beach and the surrounding area. Will, Nico, you're with me. We'll check the undercurrents; there may be a trace left behind."
Mr. D stepped forward, pulling out his phone. "I'll notify the other Olympians about Percy's disappearance," he said, his voice serious now. "They need to know, especially Poseidon, her father. We may need their help."
"Please make it quick," Chiron urged. "Every second counts."
As Mr. D dialed, Anthony couldn't shake the image of Percy's terrified face as she was pulled away. They had fought so hard to save the world, to protect their friends, and now, it felt like everything was unraveling again.
"Anthony!" Will called, breaking him from his thoughts. "Are you okay? You're soaked to the bone. You need to warm up before you get sick."
"I'm fine," Anthony replied, though his voice trembled. "I just can't believe this is happening."
"We need a plan. If there's something powerful out there, we have to be careful. We don't know what we're dealing with," Nico added.
Thalia nodded in agreement. "Exactly. We can't go charging in without knowing more."
"I can use my powers to sense if she's nearby," Nico said, his voice growing more confident. "I'll try to reach out to her spirit. If she's in trouble, I might be able to find some clue."
Anthony felt a flicker of hope at Nico's words. "Really? You think that will work?"
"It's worth a shot," Nico replied, determination etched on his face. "And if we find any sign of her, we need to act fast. No waiting around."
Thalia stepped closer, her expression fierce. "Then let's do this."
Just then, Mr. D finished his phone call, his expression tense as he slipped his phone back into his pocket. Anthony, barely able to hold back his anxiety, stepped forward.
"What did they say?" he asked, his voice tight with hope and fear.
Mr. D looked at him, and though his usual expression of indifference remained, there was an undercurrent of intensity in his eyes. "That was Hermes. He informed Poseidon," Mr. D replied. "And let's just say he's... less than pleased."
Anthony swallowed, uncertain whether to feel relieved or even more worried. "Poseidon... he's coming, right?"
Mr. D gave a sharp nod. "Hermes said Poseidon's furious. He's demanding answers from the other gods and won't let anyone keep him from retrieving his daughter. Hermes has already alerted Zeus and the rest of the Olympians. They're mobilizing, but you know how they are—there's bureaucracy, even with family."
Thalia crossed her arms, her expression fierce. "So, the gods are on this. But what if they get bogged down in their own rules?"
Nico stepped up, his jaw set in determination. "If we wait on the Olympians, who knows how long it'll take. If Poseidon's angry, that's good, but Percy's still out there alone."
Anthony clenched his fists, looking at Mr. D. "So, what do we do? We can't just stand around while they argue!"
Mr. D sighed, his expression softening just a fraction as he regarded the campers. "The Olympians are unpredictable, and Poseidon's anger may bring both haste and chaos. But you're right—we can't rely solely on them."
Thalia glanced at Chiron, then back to the group, her eyes blazing with determination. "We're not waiting. We'll start our own search along the coast. If Percy's out there, she's counting on us."
Mr. D cleared his throat. "And remember, if Poseidon's on his way, things may get... messy. But we know this camp, and we know Percy. Follow your instincts."
Anthony felt a surge of resolve, emboldened by their words. The love of his life had risked herself countless times for them all. Now, they had a chance to repay that.
Percy had always been the hero. But now, maybe it was his turn to be the hero for her.
"Hold on, Percy," the son of Athena whispered, a prayer in his heart. "We're coming for you."
Chapter 35: Waking Up
Chapter Text
(Present)
Percy's eyelids fluttered open to a dimly lit chamber, the air thick with a musty scent reminiscent of damp earth and ancient stone. For a moment, she lay still, disoriented as she tried to recall the last moments before everything faded to black.
"Where...?" she murmured, her voice a raspy whisper.
"You've finally awoken, my dear," a deep, soothing voice replied.
Percy turned her head slowly to see the familiar figure of Hades seated beside her, his elegant form partially obscured by shadows that seemed to breathe and flicker with life. He looked both regal and forbidding, his presence commanding yet reassuring.
"You no longer need to worry about any harm coming to you. You're safe here," he continued, his eyes reflecting an intensity that both comforted and unsettled her.
"Where am I?" she asked.
"In Helheim, my realm," the silver-haired god replied.
"Helheim?" Percy echoed.
"It is also known as the Underworld, or Hell."
"Why am I here? What happened? How long was I asleep?" She bombarded him with questions, her expression panicked.
"You were knocked out during your battle with Poseidon," Hades explained, his expression softening. "My brother—" He paused, a flash of anger crossing his face before he regained his composure. "Poseidon rendered you unconscious. Mother, Zeus, and I decided you could no longer stay in his domain. You needed healing, and it was decided my realm was the most convenient place for you to rest. You were only out for a day."
Percy sat up, the sheets of dark, rich fabric sliding from her shoulders. She rubbed her temples, trying to shake off the lingering disorientation. "I remember... fighting him. I thought I had a chance."
Hades leaned forward slightly, concern etched in his features. "You showed great courage, Percilla. It was not your fault he chose to fight dishonorably. The gods can be ruthless, especially when pride is involved."
"What happened to him?"
Hades chuckled, though the sound was devoid of amusement. "I confronted Poseidon for what he did to you. Fortunately, he lost to me, and I confined him to an island. My other brother, Adamas, has taken it upon himself to confront Poseidon further, and I assure you, Poseidon will think twice before making such a reckless choice again."
Percy blinked. "You have another brother named Adamas?"
Hades nodded. "Yes, the oldest of my younger brothers. He is the God of Conquest."
God of Conquest? Percy thought in confusion. I don't recall a god like that existing in my world. My dad would've told me if I had another uncle. So, instead of the Big Three, this world has a Big Four?
"He was eager to uphold family honor, albeit in his own explosive manner," Hades continued, a hint of fondness creeping into his voice. "But enough about my brothers. You need to focus on your recovery."
Percy took a deep breath. "I can't just stay here. I need to figure out a way to go back home. Everyone must be so worried about me, especially my mom."
Hades observed her closely, his gaze gentle but unwavering. "I understand, Percilla. I truly do," he replied, his voice warm and sympathetic. "It must be difficult to be separated from those you care about. To feel lost in a world you never asked to enter."
Percy felt a pang of relief at his words, finding a strange comfort in his understanding. For a moment, she even felt the weight of her longing lift, as if he'd somehow shouldered it with her.
"Thank you, Hades," she said softly, offering him a small smile.
A faint smile touched his lips. "Since you are now awake, you must be famished. The evening meal will begin soon, and I'd like you to join us. My family is eager to meet you. Would that be alright with you?"
Startled by the offer, Percy hesitated before saying, "Sure." This alternate Hades had been kind to her so far, the complete opposite of the blonde jerk. She didn't want to be rude to him.
Plus, she was so hungry. She could hear her stomach growling.
Hades smiled even wider at her acceptance.
"Come," he said.
Hades extended his hand, and Percy took it, allowing him to guide her through the winding corridors of the palace. She caught glimpses of shadowy figures flitting around, servants who seemed to blend seamlessly with the dark stone walls. Despite the eerie atmosphere of this elegant place, Percy felt oddly secure by Hades' side.
They soon arrived at a grand hall bathed in the soft glow of torches. At the center was a long table set with gleaming silverware and plates filled with fruits and delicacies Percy had never seen before. Her gaze moved to the figures seated around the table, and she felt their eyes on her in return.
"Everyone," Hades announced, guiding Percy forward, "meet Percilla."
The first to rise was a stunning woman with long, red hair and piercing green eyes. She radiated a regal elegance, her gaze sharp as it settled on Percy. A faint, almost unreadable smile curved her lips. "Welcome, Percilla. I am Persephone, the Goddess of Spring," she said warmly, though Percy noticed a flicker of something—was it curiosity or suspicion?—in her gaze.
"It's a pleasure to meet you," Percy replied, inclining her head respectfully.
A young woman with soft features and a gentle smile stepped forward next. "I'm Macaria, Goddess of Blessed Death," she said kindly. "My father speaks highly of you."
Percy smiled, feeling some of her nervousness fade under Macaria's friendly gaze. "It's nice to meet you too," she replied.
Beside Macaria was a girl who looked strikingly similar, but her eyes held a strange, haunted glint, as if she were peering into a world beyond. Half of her face was deathly pale, almost corpse-like, while the other half was dark, as if shadowed by the underworld itself—just as she was described in Greek mythology. "I'm Melinoë," she said softly, a hint of mischief in her tone. "Goddess of Ghosts and Nightmares." Her gaze lingered on Percy, as if studying her soul. Percy shivered but gave her a polite nod.
Then, a young man with messy silver hair and an easygoing smile stepped forward. He bore a striking resemblance to Hades but looked more youthful. "Zagreus, at your service," he said with a playful bow. "God of Rebirth. I heard you fought Uncle Poseidon. You seem like the type to have a knack for stirring things up. We might just get along with each other."
Percy chuckled, feeling her nerves settle a bit. "I guess I have a habit of getting into trouble."
"Perfect," Zagreus replied, grinning. "Then you'll fit right in."
Persephone's gaze lingered on Percy as they took their seats, her expression still unreadable. As the meal began, Percy tried to relax, listening to the chatter around her. The humor was dark but oddly charming, and she found herself smiling despite the strange setting.
"So, Percilla," Persephone's voice cut through the conversation. "Tell me, how are you finding our home?"
Hades and his children paused from their eating; the sound of moving utensils stopped.
Percy looked up, feeling the weight of Persephone's gaze. To her, the place didn't seem much different from her broody uncle's domain back in her world, though it somehow felt less depressing. She couldn't exactly tell them she'd experienced a place like this before.
"I haven't seen too much of it yet, but it's different from what I expected. Beautiful, in its own way," she said before adding with a small smile, "Also, you don't need to call me Percilla—just Percy is fine."
Persephone's lips curved in a smile that didn't quite reach her eyes. "I'm glad to hear it. But do tell me, what was it that drew you to Poseidon's domain in the first place? My husband hasn't told us the full story."
Her husband shot his wife a sharp look.
"Persephone..." he said, warningly.
Percy felt her heart skip. She sensed an undertone to the question, as if Persephone were probing for more than just idle curiosity. She hesitated, glancing briefly at Hades before answering. "I... didn't exactly choose to go there. Poseidon had his own reasons for bringing me."
The goddess's eyes narrowed ever so slightly. "Interesting. And yet here you are, under my husband's protection." She leaned back, her gaze still fixed on Percy. "Fate does work in mysterious ways, doesn't it?"
"Mother, you're making her nervous," Macaria interjected gently, flashing Percy an apologetic smile.
Persephone's expression softened, and she laughed lightly. "Forgive me, Percy. I mean no harm."
Percy forced a smile, but something about Persephone's gaze made her wonder if the goddess knew more than she let on.
"Don't mind Mother," Zagreus murmured, leaning in conspiratorially. "She just likes to keep an eye on things. Comes with the territory."
As dinner continued, Percy felt herself fully relaxing, even enjoying the strange company around her. But she couldn't shake the feeling that the Goddess of Spring's eyes were watching her every move.
This Persephone is weirder than my aunt.
Once the last plates were cleared, Hades spoke. "Percy, if you're up for it, I'd be happy to give you a tour of my castle before you retire to your chamber. It's a rather vast place, and I'd like you to feel at home here."
Percy nodded, curiosity sparking in her chest. "I'd love that. Thank you."
Hades smiled. "Excellent. Come, then."
Persephone and her children silently watched as they left, the doors of the hall closing behind them.
As Percy followed Hades through the corridors of his castle, she was taken aback by its beauty — nothing like the dark, haunted place she'd expected. Instead of gloom, there was a quiet splendor here, a place filled with elegance and mystery that felt alive yet dignified.
The castle's walls were crafted from smooth, polished stone that shimmered faintly in the low torchlight, casting glints of silver and midnight blue. Precious metals and gems embedded in the stone glowed softly, illuminating intricate carvings and depictions of landscapes and celestial scenes. The floor beneath her feet was a mosaic of polished obsidian and onyx, with veins of stardust-like silver that made it look like she was walking on a sky full of stars.
Above, vaulted ceilings arched gracefully overhead, their edges adorned with delicate vines made of pale crystal. Wisps of mist curled in the air, giving the halls a serene and timeless quality. Instead of feeling closed off, the space had an openness to it, as if it extended far beyond what the eye could see.
Hades led her through a series of archways, each one more elaborate than the last, lined with statues of ancient figures Percy couldn't quite recognize. Unlike the intimidating or eerie depictions she had imagined, these statues looked calm, almost peaceful. Some held soft smiles, others seemed lost in thought, their expressions hinting at deep wisdom.
They passed through a hall where waterfalls spilled from sculpted stone into a series of shallow, crystal-clear pools. The gentle sounds of trickling water filled the air, adding to the sense of calm and peace that permeated the palace. It reminded Percy of a garden or a sanctuary.
Everywhere she looked, soft lights danced from enchanted lanterns that floated in the air like will-o'-the-wisps. They glowed in hues of warm amber and cool blue, illuminating the intricate tapestries along the walls, each one depicting scenes of life and death, rebirth, and journeys into the unknown. Instead of feeling ominous, the artwork seemed to tell a story of respect for life's mysteries.
As they continued, Hades spoke in his low, thoughtful tone, explaining small details — the origins of certain statues, the significance of certain plants. He seemed almost proud, his voice laced with a quiet reverence for the world he ruled.
They finally arrived at a vast hall with columns carved to resemble trees, their stone branches arching toward the ceiling and entwining to form a canopy overhead. Delicate tendrils of silver and green shimmered like leaves, making the stone forest look alive, as though it were a part of nature rather than a mere construction. A soft, dreamlike glow filled the space, and Percy felt as if she were walking through a hidden, enchanted forest rather than a palace hall.
"This is the heart of my realm," Hades said, a hint of warmth in his voice. "Many imagined the Underworld as a place of eternal torment, but it is more complex than that. For some, it is a place of rest, of reflection."
Percy glanced at him, feeling an unexpected understanding. "Your realm is not as bleak as I thought it would. There's a peace and quietness here."
Hades inclined his head, his gaze warm. "The Underworld holds many sides. Like all of us."
Percy looked up, awed by the sheer beauty around her. The quiet elegance and the gentle radiance were unlike anything she had seen, even in her own world.
They soon came upon into a quieter corridor, lined with rooms shrouded in soft, silken curtains and tapestries woven with delicate patterns of stars and flowers. Hades stopped in front of one of these doorways and gestured inside.
The guest chamber was luxurious yet understated, draped in fabrics of deep indigo and silver. A large bed sat in the center of the room, covered in plush blankets and pillows. A small balcony overlooked one of the glowing pools below, and gentle wisps of light drifted in from the enchanted lanterns outside.
"This will be your chamber while you stay with us," Hades said, his voice kind. "If there is anything you need, don't hesitate to ask."
Percy smiled, grateful for the kindness. "Thank you, Hades. This is more than I could have asked for."
He nodded, his expression softening even further. "I'll see you in the morning, Percilla. Just don't overexert yourself."
With one last look at her, he turned and disappeared into the dimly lit hall, the door closing behind him. Percy sat on the edge of the bed, feeling a strange sense of calm settle over her. For the first time since she'd arrived in this new world, she felt safe.
Next chapter is reaction.
Chapter 36: *I Become A known Fugitive
Chapter Text
The silence stretched on, heavy and suffocating. The gods were frozen in disbelief, each processing the image of Percilla's fall in their own way.
"She can't be—" Hera's voice broke the stillness, but she choked on the words, unable to continue.
"She's not dead!" Poseidon bellowed, his tone as fierce and unyielding as the storming ocean. "She's not dead!" He slammed his fist against the arm of his throne, the impact sending a shockwave that rippled through the chamber. Divine energy crackled in the air, threatening to break the ceiling.
"Oh, my poor granddaughter! How could those alternate gods let this happen to her!" Rhea yelled, tearfully.
"That so-called father of hers should've stepped in to save her!" Poseidon yelled, a mix of anger and frustration in his voice.
"Brother, please calm yourself," Hades said sternly, noticing Poseidon trembling with rage, though there was a tremor in his own voice. He had been watching the scene with a shadowed intensity, but now his eyes were gleaming with concern. "Your rage will not help her now. You need to stay focused."
Poseidon shot him a glare, his body still seething with barely restrained fury.
"It is not over," Athena spoke up suddenly. "If she truly shares your ichor, Uncle, then she will survive the fall. I believe we will know the outcome when we watch the next scene. Trust in your daughter's resilience. She carries the sea in her veins, just as you do."
"My daughter is right, brother," said Zeus, his voice steadying, though worry remained evident in his eyes. "Percilla has the blood of divinity. She will not be easily defeated. We must have faith in her, as she fights for her own life."
Poseidon, his face a mask of tension, only nodded. He settled back, though his hand still twitched, wanting to destroy something again. For a moment, a silence fell over the group, filled with shared anxiety and hesitant hope.
Then, as the tension held its breath, a new title appeared on the screen, drawing every god's gaze:
I Became A Known Fugitive
Many gods wore relieved expressions upon seeing the title.
"Thank heavens, my granddaughter lives," said Rhea, relief in her voice.
Brunhilde let out a sigh she didn't realize she was holding, while Göll blinked back tears of relief, clutching her hands to her chest.
The very worried expressions of Hades, Zeus, Adamas, and Poseidon disappear.
Dionysus spat out his wine, his eyes bulging as he read the title, accidentally splashing it on the head of a minor god sitting below him.
"What the hell!" the poor god cried out.
"My gods! Is that girl becoming a wanted criminal now?" Loki burst out, cackling like mad and clutching his sides.
Shiva, Buddha, and Anubis laughed along with him.
"Oh my! My cousin just keeps surprising us!" Apollo chuckled.
The gods exchanged astonished and bemused glances as the title on the screen lingered, the words burning brightly. The situation had shifted from dreadful to absurd in an instant, and the contrast left them momentarily speechless.
"Unbelievable," muttered Beelzebub, leaning back in his seat with a wry smile. "Just when you think you'd seen it all..."
Through the chatter in the air, Aphrodite's voice cut through, filled with delight. "Oh, I can't wait to see what she'll do next! Percy is quite an entertaining girl."
"Nothing with her will ever be simple," Hades remarked with a hint of amusement.
The tension that had once weighed heavily in the room was almost gone, replaced by a curious mix of anticipation and amusement. Even Poseidon relaxed slightly, reassured by the title on the screen that his daughter was not dead.
"Let's see what will happen," Zeus said with a hint of a grin, his authoritative tone returning. "She's never stopped capturing our attention, that's for sure."
And with that, the screen flickered, drawing them all back to the unfolding scene ahead.
I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera.
The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!
While reassured his daughter still lives, seeing Percilla fall from such a tall height shook Poseidon, along with everyone else.
"Heh, she's still trying to bring humor to her situation," Buddha said lightly.
The river raced toward me at the speed of a truck. Wind ripped the breath from my lungs. Steeples and skyscrapers and bridges tumbled in and out of my vision.
And then: Flaaa-boooom!
Everyone flinched or covered their ears at the noise.
"That is loud as fuck!" Zeus exclaimed.
A whiteout of bubbles. I sank through the murk, sure that I was about to end up embedded in a hundred feet of mud and lost forever.
But my impact with the water hadn't hurt. I was falling slowly now, bubbles trickling up through my fingers. I settled on the river bottom soundlessly. A catfish the size of my stepfather lurched away into the gloom. Clouds of silt and disgusting garbage—beer bottles, old shoes, plastic bags—swirled up all around me.
Now everyone is cringing in disgust at the pollution in the river.
"How dare these human pests dirty the clear waters gifted to them." A random god sneered.
"Absolutely," said another, agreeing with the former.
"I just don't understand why Lord Chaos wants us to not annihilate mankind. Just look at what they've done to the once beautiful river!" the Vietnamese goddess of rivers, lakes, and seas, Mẫu Thoải, said, throwing her hands up.
But no one had a worse reaction to this sight than the most powerful god of the seas himself, the one who had earned the fearful title "The Sea Tyrant."
Poseidon's eyes darkened at the sight of the pollution, fury bubbling within him once again like the tide before a storm.
"Disgraceful!" he roared, his voice echoing like thunder across the room. "How dare they treat the lifeblood of the earth with such contempt?! How the hell could my counterpart allow it?! Is he so weak and useless that he cannot prevent such corruption?!"
At that point, I realized a few things: first, I had not been flattened into a pancake. I had not been barbecued. I couldn't even feel the Chimera poison boiling in my veins anymore. I was alive, which was good.
Athena gave a private, smug smile that seemed to say, "I told you so."
Second realization: I wasn't wet. I mean, I could feel the coolness of the water. I could see where the fire on my clothes had been quenched. But when I touched my own shirt, it felt perfectly dry.
Poseidon nodded in satisfaction at that. Of course she won't get wet, he thought.
I looked at the garbage floating by and snatched an old cigarette lighter.
No way, I thought.
I flicked the lighter. It sparked. A tiny flame appeared, right there at the bottom of the Mississippi.
I grabbed a soggy hamburger wrapper out of the current and immediately the paper turned dry. I lit it with no problem. As soon as I let it go, the flames sputtered out. The wrapper turned back into a slimy rag. Weird.
"Hey, if there is food underwater, then she can eat it!" the always-happy Anubis exclaimed out of the blue.
"Anubis!" Anyone could guess who shouted.
"That's either cool or utterly disgusting," said Buddha.
But the strangest thought occurred to me only last: I was breathing. I was underwater, and I was breathing normally.
"That's my brother's daughter for you," Zeus remarked. He expected Poseidon to yell at him, but surprisingly, he didn't. This confirmed to Zeus that his brother had completely changed his view of the girl.
I stood up, thigh-deep in mud. My legs felt shaky. My hands trembled. I should've been dead. The fact that I wasn't seemed like ... well, a miracle. I imagined a woman's voice, a voice that sounded a bit like my mother: Percy, what do you say?
The gods heard the woman's voice clearly with their keen ears.
"The voice is too clear to be a hallucination. Someone is speaking to her," Apollo stated.
"And with the same voice as her mother? Who could it be? A nymph?" Artemis asked.
"Um ... thanks." Underwater, I sounded like I did on recordings, like a much older kid. "Thank you ... Father."
"My other self does not deserve your thanks, daughter," Poseidon said with contempt, scowling. "He was not even there to save you from that abhorrent creature."
Everyone gasped in surprise. The tyrant had finally said the D-word.
No response. Just the dark drift of garbage downriver, the enormous catfish gliding by, the flash of sunset on the water's surface far above, turning everything the color of butterscotch.
Why had Poseidon saved me? The more I thought about it, the more ashamed I felt. So I'd gotten lucky a few times before. Against a thing like the Chimera, I had never stood a chance. Those poor people in the Arch were probably toast. I couldn't protect them. I was no hero. Maybe I should just stay down here with the catfish, join the bottom feeders.
As Percy's self-doubt hung heavily in the air, the gods exchanged glances, concern etched across their faces.
"What is she saying?" Thor exclaimed uncharacteristically, his brow furrowing. "She shouldn't doubt her abilities! She bravely fought monsters when many others would run away in cowardice!"
Loki, Odin, and the rest of the Norse pantheon glanced at him, surprised, since it was rare for him to burst out like that.
"Yet she doesn't see herself that way," Freyja murmured, her voice laced with empathy. "The weight of her responsibilities is too much for anyone, even a demigod."
Hercules clenched his fists. "She needs to understand that her worth isn't just defined by her victories. It's her courage that makes her a hero."
"Perhaps," said Odin, his voice steady, "she is feeling the burden of loss. It's different when you've had to confront failure, especially when lives are at stake."
"Or when you're forced to choose between survival and protecting others," Hades added. "She must realize that even in moments of doubt, she still possesses the strength to make a difference."
Poseidon gritted his teeth. "Percilla should never think so low of herself and compare herself to bottom feeders. She has the blood of the sea flowing through her veins; she is destined for greatness, not despair."
Fump-fump-fump. A riverboat's paddlewheel churned above me, swirling the silt around.
There, not five feet in front of me, was my sword, its gleaming bronze hilt sticking up in the mud.
"Good thing the sword is nearby," said Hephaestus.
"It really did came back to her," said Ares.
I heard that woman's voice again: Percilla, take the sword. Your father believes in you.
"The voice is even more distinct now," Shiva commented.
This time, I knew the voice wasn't in my head. I wasn't imagining it. Her words seemed to come from everywhere, rippling through the water like dolphin sonar.
"Where are you?" I called aloud.
Then, through the gloom, I saw her—a woman the color of the water, a ghost in the current, floating just above the sword. She had long billowing hair, and her eyes, barely visible, were green like mine.
"ISN'T THAT HER MOTHER?!" the gods yelled in disbelief, seeing the familiar-looking woman.
"That woman is her mother?" Rhea asked, as it was her first time seeing the woman's features.
"Yes, Mother," Zeus answered. "But something seems off about her."
Hades, Poseidon, Odin, Beelzebub, and Susano'o felt the woman might not truly be her mother and narrowed their eyes suspiciously.
"Didn't my counterpart keep her mother captive to force Percilla to return his Helm of Darkness?" Hades asked.
"Yes," Hera confirmed.
"That woman is an imposter. She is likely a Nereid who resembles her mother," Poseidon stated.
A lump formed in my throat. I said, "Mom?"
No, child, only a messenger, though your mother's fate is not as hopeless as you believe. Go to the beach in Santa Monica.
"We were right; she is not her mother," said Zeus.
"But who sent her to Percy?" Hestia asked.
Something told Poseidon he would not like the answer.
"And why does she have to go to the beach?" added Hermes. "Is it a direction to access that world's Underworld?"
"What?"
It is your father's will. Before you descend into the Underworld, you must go to Santa Monica. Please, Percy, I cannot stay long. The river here is too foul for my presence.
Poseidon's scowl deepened. He knew it.
"Why would the other Poseidon want her to go to the beach?" asked Ares.
"Maybe he wants to meet her," Dionysus answered.
The sound of crumbling stone could be heard.
The god of wine jolted in fear, then gulped nervously.
He needs to stop saying things without thinking, or else his psychopathic uncle will murder him.
"But ..." I was sure this woman was my mother, or a vision of her, anyway. "Who—how did you—"
There was so much I wanted to ask, the words jammed up in my throat.
I cannot stay, brave one, the woman said. She reached out, and I felt the current brush my face like a caress. You must go to Santa Monica! And, Percy, do not trust the gifts....
"Gifts?" everyone asked, confused.
"Wait, wasn't she given something before?" Indra asked.
"I do recall her being given a pair of shoes from the son of Hermes's counterpart," Susano'o replied.
"That means the boy cannot be trusted," Hades stated, his tone grim.
Poseidon's expression was icy cold.
Hermes had paled considerably.
Please don't let it be true, the messenger god pleaded silently.
Her voice faded.
"Gifts?" I asked. "What gifts? Wait!"
She made one more attempt to speak, but the sound was gone. Her image melted away. If it was my mother, I had lost her again.
"Oh no, Percy..." Rhea, Shiva's wives, and the other goddesses murmured sadly.
I felt like drowning myself. The only problem: I was immune to drowning.
"Please do not think of killing yourself, Percilla!" Poseidon shouted, with the other gods joining in agreement.
Your father believes in you, she had said.
She'd also called me brave ... unless she was talking to the catfish.
"You are brave," Apollo said, emphasizing the last word.
I waded toward Riptide and grabbed it by the hilt. The Chimera might still be up there with its snaky, fat mother, waiting to finish me off. At the very least, the mortal police would be arriving, trying to figure out who had blown a hole in the Arch. If they found me, they'd have some questions.
I capped my sword, stuck the ballpoint pen in my pocket. "Thank you, Father," I said again to the dark water.
Poseidon twitched his eye in annoyance.
Then I kicked up through the muck and swam for the surface.
I came ashore next to a floating McDonald's.
A block away, every emergency vehicle in St. Louis was surrounding the Arch. Police helicopters circled overhead. The crowd of onlookers reminded me of Times Square on New Year's Eve.
A little girl said, "Mama! That girl walked out of the river."
"That's nice, dear," her mother said, craning her neck to watch the ambulances.
"But she's dry!"
"That's nice, dear."
The gods chuckled at the obliviousness of mortals.
A news lady was talking for the camera: "Probably not a terrorist attack, we're told, but it's still very early in the investigation. The damage, as you can see, is very serious. We're trying to get to some of the survivors, to question them about eyewitness reports of someone falling from the Arch."
"Hah! Now this is the fun part!" Laughed Loki mischievously.
"The part where she became a known fugitive!"Zeus added, laughing crazily.
"Percilla, a terrorist? The thought is quite amusing," Hades chuckled.
"Oh dear," Rhea said, smiling amusedly.
"These mortals know nothing," the god of the sea muttered darkly.
Survivors. I felt a surge of relief. Maybe the park ranger and that family made it out safely. I hoped Anthony and Grover were okay.
Poseidon hated hearing those names. His daughter shouldn't be concerned about them; those two insignificant parasites would only weigh her down.
I tried to push through the crowd to see what was going on inside the police line.
"... an adolescent girl," another reporter was saying. "Channel Five has learned that surveillance cameras show an adolescent girl going wild on the observation deck, somehow setting off this freak explosion. Hard to believe, John, but that's what we're hearing. Again, no confirmed fatalities ..."
"Is that what this so-called Mist is showing them? How predictable," said Hera snootily.
"Humans will never comprehend what they don't understand or see," Athena stated.
I backed away, trying to keep my head down. I had to go a long way around the police perimeter. Uniformed officers and news reporters were everywhere.
I'd almost lost hope of ever finding Anthony and Grover when a familiar voice bleated, "Perrr-cy!"
"Ugh," Loki said in disgust, glaring at the screen.
He was not the only one glaring; a certain blonde was doing the same.
I turned and got tackled by Grover's bear hug—or goat hug. He said, "We thought you'd gone to Hades the hard way!"
Hades blinked in surprise at what the satyr said, then his expression darkened. "Let's hope she never meets my counterpart that way."
Anthony stood behind him, trying to look angry, but even he seemed relieved to see me. "We can't leave you alone for five minutes! What happened?"
"I sort of fell."
"Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet?"
Behind us, a cop shouted, "Gangway!" The crowd parted, and a couple of paramedics hustled out, rolling a woman on a stretcher. I recognized her immediately as the mother of the little boy who'd been on the observation deck. She was saying, "And then this huge dog, this huge fire-breathing Chihuahua—"
"Okay, ma'am," the paramedic said. "Just calm down. Your family is fine. The medication is starting to kick in."
"I'm not crazy! This girl jumped out of the hole and the monster disappeared." Then she saw me. "There she is! That's the girl!"
"Oh shit! She got recognized!" Buddha exclaimed.
"Run, girl, run!" Artemis shouted, sounding worried.
"Yeah, she needs to get the fuck out of there,"Shiva said.
I turned quickly and pulled Anthony and Grover after me. We disappeared into the crowd.
"What's going on?" Anthony demanded. "Was she talking about the Chihuahua on the elevator?"
I told them the whole story of the Chimera, Echidna, my high-dive act, and the underwater lady's message.
"Whoa," said Grover. "We've got to get you to Santa Monica! You can't ignore a summons from your dad."
"Tch," Poseidon scoffed. "Rather than forcing the girl to come to him, he should come to her."
"I wonder what he was summoning her for," said Hestia.
Before Anthony could respond, we passed another reporter doing a news break, and I almost froze in my tracks when he said, "Percilla Jackson. That's right, Dan. Channel Twelve has learned that the girl who may have caused this explosion fits the description of a young woman wanted by authorities for a serious New Jersey bus accident three days ago. And the girl is believed to be traveling west. For our viewers at home, here is a photo of Percilla Jackson."
We ducked around the news van and slipped into an alley.
"First things first," I told Grover. "We've got to get out of town!"
Somehow, we made it back to the Amtrak station without getting spotted. We got on board the train just before it pulled out for Denver. The train trundled west as darkness fell, police lights still pulsing against the St. Louis skyline behind us.
Scene end.
"The whole scene was quite interesting," Zeus said.
Chapter 37: *A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers
Notes:
Remember, the canon parts from the previous chapters have been bold-faced.
Chapter Text
"I would never have imagined the girl would cause such chaos and still manage to slip away," Zeus continued.
Hera shot him a pointed look. "You find this amusing, don't you?"
"Not amusing," Zeus said with a smirk, "just... fascinating. I'm liking this niece of mine more and more."
Seeing his brother's annoying expression, Poseidon tried to resist throwing his trident at him again, especially with their mother present.
New title appears:
A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers
Everyone was taken aback by the title.
"So, we're going to see another god this time?" Hades said thoughtfully. "I wonder who it will be."
"A god buys... cheeseburgers?!" Zeus stared incredulously at the title on the screen, raising an eyebrow. "So, my niece is going to meet another god that buys her food, huh?"
Poseidon scowled. "Cheeseburgers? Does it even make sense for gods to be buying such... earthly things?" He crossed his arms. "How low have these gods sunk?"
"Really? Cheeseburgers?" Hera looked clearly unimpressed. "Are we supposed to find this amusing?"
Shiva laughed. "I think it's funny. What better way to show the world the gods can be both powerful and casual?" He smirked, amused by the concept. "A god buying cheeseburgers sounds like something I could totally get behind."
The next afternoon, June 14, seven days before the solstice, our train rolled into Denver. We hadn't eaten since the night before in the dining car, somewhere in Kansas. We hadn't taken a shower since Half-Blood Hill, and I was sure that was obvious.
"The poor kids! They must've been so exhausted after that long train ride. I can only imagine how they feel without food or shower for so long," Leto said sympathetically.
"Seriously, how can they function like that? They need to find something to eat or else they won't have enough strength to face any monsters," Artemis added.
"Let's try to contact Chiron," Anthony said. "I want to tell him about your talk with the river spirit."
"We can't use phones, right?"
"I'm not talking about phones."
The gods wondered what the boy was referring to.
We wandered through downtown for about half an hour, though I wasn't sure what Anthony was looking for. The air was dry and hot, which felt weird after the humidity of St. Louis. Everywhere we turned, the Rocky Mountains seemed to be staring at me, like a tidal wave about to crash into the city.
"Percilla really seems to enjoy creating similes," Apollo commented, referring to the last sentence.
Finally we found an empty do-it-yourself car wash. We veered toward the stall farthest from the street, keeping our eyes open for patrol cars. We were three adolescents hanging out at a car wash without a car; any cop worth his doughnuts would figure we were up to no good.
Shiva chuckled. "They definitely looked like three teen troublemakers."
"What exactly are we doing?" I asked, as Grover took out the spray gun.
"It's seventy-five cents," he grumbled. "I've only got two quarters left. Anthony?"
"Don't look at me," he said. "The dining car wiped me out."
I fished out my last bit of change and passed Grover a quarter, which left me two nickels and one drachma from Medusa's place.
"Excellent," Grover said. "We could do it with a spray bottle, of course, but the connection isn't as good, and my arm gets tired of pumping."
"What are you talking about?"
"Yeah, what the hell are they talking about?" Loki asked, looking curious.
The other gods wore the same expression.
He fed in the quarters and set the knob to FINE MIST. "I-M'ing."
"Instant messaging?"
"Iris-messaging," Anthony corrected. "The rainbow goddess Iris carries messages for the gods. If you know how to ask, and she's not too busy, she'll do the same for half-bloods."
Everyone's eyes turned to Iris, the Greek goddess of the rainbow and a messenger for the gods.
Said goddess blushed. "Please stop looking at me, it makes me feel so shy and self-conscious. I'm not used to being the center of attention like this!"
With a shrug, they did as she asked.
"But what's with the spray gun?" Ares questioned. "Is he going to summon the goddess with that?"
"You summon the goddess with a spray gun?"
"Oh well, she just asked the same question as me," Ares chuckled nervously, noticing the stares directed his way.
Grover pointed the nozzle in the air and water hissed out in a thick white mist. "Unless you know an easier way to make a rainbow."
Sure enough, late afternoon light filtered through the vapor and broke into colors.
Iris looked thoughtful as she watched the scene unfold. Maybe I can utilize this I-M'ing when I convey messages between the gods.
While the gods used cellphones, it would be interesting to get a little more creative.
Anthony held his palm out to me. "Drachma, please."
I handed it over.
He raised the coin over his head. "O goddess, accept our offering."
He threw the drachma into the rainbow. It disappeared in a golden shimmer.
"Half-Blood Hill," Anthony requested.
For a moment, nothing happened.
Some gods snickered, thinking it had failed.
But the more patient gods, the powerful ones, continued to watch silently, waiting.
Then I was looking through the mist at strawberry fields, and the Long Island Sound in the distance. We seemed to be on the porch of the Big House. Standing with his back to us at the railing was a sandy-haired guy in shorts and an orange tank top. He was holding a bronze sword and seemed to be staring intently at something down in the meadow.
"Luke!" I called.
Everybody froze at the image of the familiar boy.
Especially Hermes, who stiffened at the sight of the boy who shared his ichor, the one everyone continued to be suspicious of.
"That bloody half-breed," Poseidon growled, his eyes glaring at the image of Luke. "I want my daughter to stay away from him."
"What was he staring at?" Zeus asked, leaning forward for a closer look.
"I'm not sure. It was difficult to see," Hades replied.
He turned, eyes wide. I could swear he was standing three feet in front of me through a screen of mist, except I could only see the part of him that appeared in the rainbow.
"Percy!" His scarred face broke into a grin. "Is that Anthony, too? Thank the gods! Are you guys okay?"
"We're ... uh ... fine," Anthony stammered. He was madly straightening his dirty T-shirt, trying to comb the loose hair out of his face. "We thought—Chiron—I mean—"
Aphrodite laughed daintily. "It's now more obvious this Anthony has a crush on Hermes's son."
Athena frowned—not because she was homophobic, but because she found this particular boy untrustworthy for her son to like.
"He's down at the cabins." Luke's smile faded. "We're having some issues with the campers. Listen, is everything cool with you? Is Grover all right?"
"Issues?" the Greek gods echoed in concern. The Olympians became worried about their children in the other universe.
"I hope all my grandchildren are all right," Rhea said anxiously.
"I'm right here," Grover called. He held the nozzle out to one side and stepped into Luke's line of vision. "What kind of issues?"
Just then a big Lincoln Continental pulled into the car wash with its stereo turned to maximum hip-hop. As the car slid into the next stall, the bass from the subwoofers vibrated so much, it shook the pavement.
"Ew, hip-hop," Apollo said in disgust. "One of the worst kinds of music ever created. Mortals just have terrible taste in music."
"I agree," Ares said, cringing at the noise.
"Well, I like it," Buddha said, nodding along to the rhythm.
So do I, Adamas thought, nodding his head to the beat as well.
But the rest of the gods found the sound so annoying that they wanted to blast the damn stereo to pieces. They preferred to hear more conversation.
"Chiron had to—what's that noise?" Luke yelled.
"I'll take care of it.'" Anthony yelled back, looking very relieved to have an excuse to get out of sight. "Grover, come on!
"What?" Grover said. "But—"
"Give Percy the nozzle and come on!" he ordered.
Grover muttered something about teenagers being harder to understand than the Oracle at Delphi, then he handed me the spray gun and followed Anthony.
I readjusted the hose so I could keep the rainbow going and still see Luke.
"Chiron had to break up a fight," Luke shouted to me over the music. "Things are pretty tense here, Percy. Word leaked out about the Zeus—Poseidon standoff. We're still not sure how—probably the same scumbag who summoned the hellhound. Now the campers are starting to take sides. It's shaping up like the Trojan War all over again. Aphrodite, Ares, and Apollo are backing Poseidon, more or less. Athena is backing Zeus."
Aphrodite, Ares, and Apollo exchanged looks before turning their attention to Poseidon.
Athena and her father exchanged glances as well.
"Unbelievable, those gods. They act like mortal high schoolers joining cliques," Dionysus remarked, shaking his head.
"How childish of those gods to fight over pride and petty grievances," Hera said, stroking her long hair with a look of indifference.
"Such melodrama," Loki sneered, a smirk spreading across his face. "Those alternate gods surely love their theatrics. It's quite entertaining."
"Those alternate gods are an embarrassment to divinity. Will they ever learn?" Hades sighed, shaking his head.
Poseidon scoffed. "I highly doubt that, brother. Our counterparts have the minds of newborn mortals."
"Something is off about what he said," Apollo noted.
I shuddered to think that Clarisse's cabin would ever be on my dad's side for anything.
In the next stall, I heard Anthony and some guy arguing with each other, then the music's volume decreased drastically.
"So what's your status?" Luke asked me. "Chiron will be sorry he missed you."
I told him pretty much everything, including my dreams. It felt so good to see him, to feel like I was back at camp even for a few minutes, that I didn't realize how long I had talked until the beeper went off on the spray machine, and I realized I only had one more minute before the water shut off.
Poseidon sighed in frustration. "They talked too long to each other. She shouldn't feel so comfortable with him."
"You sound jealous, Poseidon," Zeus said teasingly. "You don't like it when boys talk to your daughter?"
The god in blue glared daggers at him.
"Zeus..." Poseidon warned menacingly.
"Now, now, boys," Rhea said, sighing tiredly.
"I wish I could be there," Luke told me. "We can't help much from here, I'm afraid, but listen ... it had to be Hades who took the master bolt. He was there at Olympus at the winter solstice. I was chaperoning a field trip and we saw him."
"But did he actually saw the other Hades took the bolt?" Shiva inquired with a raised eyebrow.
The god of the dead and his brothers narrowed their eyes at the boy just assuming the other Hades took the bolt.
"He's lying about something," Apollo stated, catching everyone's attention.
Hermes once again wore an uneasy expression regarding his son.
"But Chiron said the gods can't take each other's magic items directly."
"That's right; the centaur did mention that," Zeus said, recalling.
"That's true," Luke said, looking troubled. "Still ... Hades has the helm of darkness. How could anybody else sneak into the throne room and steal the master bolt? You'd have to be invisible."
"He is also acting too," Apollo added, scrutinizing the boy's expression.
We were both silent, until Luke seemed to realize what he'd said.
"Oh, hey," he protested. "I didn't mean Anthony. He and I have known each other forever. He would never ... I mean, he's like a little brother to me."
Buddha winced. "Don't let Athena's son hear that. I kind of feel bad for the dude."
Athena crossed her arms and smiled, reassured that the suspicious boy didn't have feelings for her son.
Aphrodite and...Poseidon, surprisingly, looked disappointed.
I wondered if Anthony would like that description. In the stall next to us, the music stopped completely. A man screamed in terror, car doors slammed, and the Lincoln peeled out of the car wash.
"What happened?" Anubis asked, but was shushed by Isis.
"You'd better go see what that was," Luke said. "Listen, are you wearing the flying shoes? I'll feel better if I know they've done you some good."
"The damn shoes," Zeus muttered.
"The so-called gift," Susano'o added.
"Oh ... uh, yeah!" I tried not to sound like a guilty liar. "Yeah, they've come in handy."
"Really?" He grinned. "They fit and everything?"
The water shut off. The mist started to evaporate.
"Well, take care of yourself out there in Denver," Luke called, his voice getting fainter. "And tell Grover it'll be better this time! Nobody will get turned into a pine tree if he just—"
Zeus became angry at being reminded of the fate of his poor daughter in that universe.
"I will kill that fucking bastard," he promised.
But the mist was gone, and Luke's image faded to nothing. I was alone in a wet, empty car wash stall.
Anthony and Grover came around the corner, laughing, but stopped when they saw my face. Anthony's smile faded. "What happened, Percy? What did Luke say?"
"Not much," I lied, my stomach feeling as empty as a Big Three cabin. "Come on, let's find some dinner."
"I think she should've told them about the conversation," Hephaestus said.
"Yes," Hades agreed. "She should have been honest. Secrets only lead to more trouble down the line."
A few minutes later, we were sitting at a booth in a gleaming chrome diner. All around us, families were eating burgers and drinking malts and sodas.
Finally the waitress came over. She raised her eyebrow skeptically. "Well?"
I said, "We, um, want to order dinner."
"You kids have money to pay for it?"
"I don't think they have any money," Hercules pointed out.
Grover's lower lip quivered. I was afraid he would start bleating, or worse, start eating the linoleum. Anthony looked ready to pass out from hunger.
I was trying to think up a sob story for the waitress when a rumble shook the whole building; a motorcycle the size of a baby elephant had pulled up to the curb.
All conversation in the diner stopped. The motorcycle's headlight glared red. Its gas tank had flames painted on it, and a shotgun holster riveted to either side, complete with shotguns. The seat was leather—but leather that looked like ... well, Caucasian human skin.
"Eww," some gods said in disgust at the last part.
Göll turned green and looked like she was about to throw up.
"Hmm," Beelzebub hummed, looking interested.
"Girl, that is too vivid," Durga said with a shudder.
Why do I suddenly feel a sense of foreboding?Ares thought, his expression nervous.
The guy on the bike would've made pro wrestlers run for Mama. He was dressed in a red muscle shirt and black jeans and a black leather duster, with a hunting knife strapped to his thigh. He wore red wraparound shades, and he had the cruelest, most brutal face I'd ever seen— handsome, I guess, but wicked—with an oily black crew cut and cheeks that were scarred from many, many fights. The weird thing was, I felt like I'd seen his face somewhere before.
Apollo rolled his eyes at the sight of the man. "That male doesn't look that intimidating."
"He looks like he is overcompensating for something with that outfit," Aphrodite added, filing her nails in boredom.
Murmurs of agreement are heard.
Poseidon scowled when she called this vile looking male handsome.
"Why did she feel like she'd seen his face before? I don't recall her meeting him," Hades asked.
"Something about that male seems unusual," Odin remarked.
As he walked into the diner, a hot, dry wind blew through the place. All the people rose, as if they were hypnotized, but the biker waved his hand dismissively and they all sat down again. Everybody went back to their conversations. The waitress blinked, as if somebody had just pressed the rewind button on her brain. She asked us again, "You kids have money to pay for it?"
The deities blinked in surprise at the scene.
"Okay, that guy is obviously not mortal," Sun Wukong stated.
"Could he be the god who will buy her burgers?!" Cú Chulainn exclaimed.
"I believe he is," Susano'o said, furrowing his brows.
All the Olympians except Ares stared intently at the image of the mysterious man, especially Hades and Poseidon, who were not willing to miss a single detail in observing him.
The god of war, on the other hand, kept biting his nails—a habit whenever he became overcome with anxiety or fear.
This bad feeling I'm having won't go away!
The biker said, "It's on me." He slid into our booth, which was way too small for him, and crowded Anthony against the window.
He looked up at the waitress, who was gaping at him, and said, "Are you still here?"
He pointed at her, and she stiffened. She turned as if she'd been spun around, then marched back toward the kitchen.
"It's definitely him," Buddha stated, observing the action.
"I wonder who he is," Apollo said.
The biker looked at me. I couldn't see his eyes behind the red shades, but bad feelings started boiling in my stomach. Anger, resentment, bitterness. I wanted to hit a wall. I wanted to pick a fight with somebody. Who did this guy think he was?
"It's concerning that she suddenly has such negative emotions in his presence," Zeus said worriedly.
Poseidon had the urge to rip this so-called god apart for daring to make his daughter feel this way.
He gave me a wicked grin. "So you're old Seaweed's kid, huh?"
"He knows her father?!" everyone exclaimed.
Loki burst out laughing. "Oh shit! He called her father old Seaweed!"But then he felt a hand on his shoulder, which made him froze and turn to see Odin giving him a warning look before gesturing his head toward someone.
Poseidon's expression had turned icy. Fortunately, his eyes were fixed on the screen instead of him.
I should've been surprised, or scared, but instead I felt like I was looking at my stepdad, Gabe. I wanted to rip this guy's head off. "What's it to you?"
Anthony's eyes flashed me a warning. "Percy, this is—"
The biker raised his hand.
"S'okay," he said. "I don't mind a little attitude. Long as you remember who's the boss. You know who I am, little cousin?"
"COUSIN?!" everyone shouted in shock.
"I have a feeling about whose counterpart he is," Hades declared, glancing at his nephew, the god of war.
Ares trembled uncontrollably.
Poseidon clenched his fists in fury.
Then it struck me why this guy looked familiar. He had the same vicious sneer as some of the kids at CampHalf-Blood, the ones from cabin five.
"You're Clarisse's dad," I said. "Ares, god of war."
"That ugly mug is Ares's counterpart?!" Loki yelled in disbelief.
Everybody turned their eyes to Ares.
The god of war looked like he was about to pee his pants or faint from the attention given to him.
Ares grinned and took off his shades. Where his eyes should've been, there was only fire, empty sockets glowing with miniature nuclear explosions. "That's right, punk. I heard you broke Clarisse's spear."
"She was asking for it."
"Probably. That's cool. I don't fight my kids' fights, you know? What I'm here for—I heard you were in town. I got a little proposition for you."
"Proposition? Oh hell no! This guy shouldn't be trusted one bit!" Dionysus warned, his eyes narrowing with suspicion.
"Let's hear what his proposition is," Ra-Horakhty said calmly.
The waitress came back with heaping trays of food—cheeseburgers, fries, onion rings, and chocolate shakes.
Ares handed her a few gold drachmas.
She looked nervously at the coins. "But, these aren't..."
Ares pulled out his huge knife and started cleaning his fingernails. "Problem, sweetheart?"
The waitress swallowed, then left with the gold.
Ares looked aghast at his counterpart's action. "Does he have to be such a show-off?"
Aphrodite glanced at her boyfriend and patted his arm. "You're much better than him, so don't ever compare yourself to that imitation."
The god of war blushed at his girlfriend's support and nodded.
"You can't do that," I told Ares. "You can't just threaten people with a knife."
Ares laughed. "Are you kidding? I love this country. Best place since Sparta. Don't you carry a weapon, punk? You should. Dangerous world out there. Which brings me to my proposition. I need you to do me a favor."
"I bet whatever this favor is won't be good," Hermes muttered.
Poseidon looked like he wanted to annihilate something.
"What favor could I do for a god?"
"Something a god doesn't have time to do himself. It's nothing much. I left my shield at an abandoned water park here in town. I was going on a little ... date with my girlfriend. We were interrupted. I left my shield behind. I want you to fetch it for me."
The deities looked flabbergasted at the request.
"That's his favor?! That sounds ridiculous," Loki exclaimed. "Why can't he go back and fetch it himself?"
"I believe he has an ulterior motive for her to get it," Susano'o stated, making everyone tense.
"Who is his girlfriend?" Aphrodite asked, frowning. "Could she be my alternate self?"
"Most likely," Artemis replied.
"Why don't you go back and get it yourself?"
Indra choked on a puff of cigarette smoke in surprise. "Damn, that girl is bold—talking back to a god like that," he said, an impressed tone in his voice.
Thor nodded. "Her fearlessness seems boundless."
The fire in his eye sockets glowed a little hotter.
"Why don't I turn you into a prairie dog and run you over with my Harley? Because I don't feel like it. A god is giving you an opportunity to prove yourself, Percilla Jackson. Will you prove yourself a coward?" He leaned forward. "Or maybe you only fight when there's a river to dive into, so your daddy can protect you."
Poseidon's eyes seemed to blaze with blue fire as he stood abruptly. "THAT WEAKLING DARE TO THREATEN MY DAUGHTER?!"
"Poseidon!" Rhea shouted warningly, though she felt the same rage. The other deities shared in their anger as well.
I wanted to punch this guy, but somehow, I knew he was waiting for that. Ares's power was causing my anger. He'd love it if I attacked. I didn't want to give him the satisfaction.
"Yes, Percy! Be the better person than that lowlife god!" Parvati yelled encouragingly.
"We're not interested," I said. "We've already got a quest."
Ares's fiery eyes made me see things I didn't want to see—blood and smoke and corpses on the battlefield. "I know all about your quest, punk. When that item was first stolen, Zeus sent his best out looking for it: Apollo, Athena, Artemis, and me, naturally. If I couldn't sniff out a weapon that powerful ..." He licked his lips, as if the very thought of the master bolt made him hungry. "Well ... if I couldn't find it, you got no hope. Nevertheless, I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. Your dad and I go way back. After all, I'm the one who told him my suspicions about old Corpse Breath."
Everyone gasped.
"Corpse Breath?" Hades repeated, looking shocked. While not directly an insult to him, it certainly felt like one.
Poseidon and Adamas were equally offended on their brother's behalf.
I am going to kill that god, they both thought simultaneously.
Ares felt like he was on the verge of a heart attack—though gods don't get heart attacks.
"Pfffft!" Buddha, Shiva, and Loki clamped their hands over their mouths to stifle their laughter.
Zeus and Anubis couldn't hold back any longer and burst into uproarious laughter, collapsing to the floor as they rolled around, unable to contain themselves.
Hera and Ra-Horakhty glared at the two on the floor.
"You told him Hades stole the bolt?"
"Sure. Framing somebody to start a war. Oldest trick in the book. I recognized it immediately. In a way, you got me to thank for your little quest."
"Wow, Ares's counterpart is such an asshole," Apollo remarked. "He's the total opposite of my half-brother."
"Thanks, Apollo," Ares replied gratefully, his anxiety subsiding a bit.
"Thanks," I grumbled.
"Hey, I'm a generous guy. Just do my little job, and I'll help you on your way. I'll arrange a ride west for you and your friends."
Buddha snorted. "Generous, my ass."
"We're doing fine on our own."
"Yeah, right. No money. No wheels. No clue what you're up against. Help me out, and maybe I'll tell you something you need to know. Something about your mom."
"My mom?"
At this point, everyone hated this god.
"Jeez, that stupid god is using that tactic on her?" Shiva exclaimed.
Motherfucker, Adamas thought angrily.
He grinned. "That got your attention. The water park is a mile west on Delancy. You can't miss it. Look for the Tunnel of Love ride."
"What interrupted your date?" I asked. "Something scare you off?"
Ares bared his teeth, but I'd seen his threatening look before on Clarisse. There was something false about it, almost like he was nervous.
"Nervous, huh? That's interesting," Rudra commented.
"What would he be nervous about?" Morrígan asked.
"You're lucky you met me, punk, and not one of the other Olympians. They're not as forgiving of rudeness as I am. I'll meet you back here when you're done. Don't disappoint me."
After that I must have fainted, or fallen into a trance, because when I opened my eyes again, Ares was gone. I might've thought the conversation had been a dream, but Anthony and Grover's expressions told me otherwise.
"Not good," Grover said. "Ares sought you out, Percy. This is not good."
I stared out the window. The motorcycle had disappeared.
Did Ares really know something about my mom, or was he just playing with me? Now that he was gone, all the anger had drained out of me. I realized Ares must love to mess with people's emotions. That was his power—cranking up the passions so badly, they clouded your ability to think.
"I bet he's toying with her," Zeus said.
"He's trying to get to her!" Hercules shouted, concerned. "He was baiting her, trying to make her lose her cool."
Hades nodded, frowning. "Indeed, he wanted her to act without thinking. It's like a game to him. He gets in her head, making her feel like she's fighting for something, but it's just... manipulation."
"Please don't let my granddaughter be turned into a pawn," Rhea prayed.
Poseidon gritted his teeth. My daughter had better not become someone's pawn!
"She just needs to keep a clear head," Athena stated.
"It's probably some kind of trick," I said. "Forget Ares. Let's just go."
"We can't," Anthony said. "Look, I hate Ares as much as anybody, but you don't ignore the gods unless you want serious bad fortune. He wasn't kidding about turning you into a rodent."
I'll come after him if he dares, Poseidon thought darkly.
I looked down at my cheeseburger, which suddenly didn't seem so appetizing. "Why does he need us?"
"Maybe it's a problem that requires brains," Anthony said. "Ares has strength. That's all he has. Even strength has to bow to wisdom sometimes."
While it's an attack towards his counterpart, Ares couldn't help but feel offended.
I in fact do have a brain, unlike my alternate, he thought.
"But this water park ... he acted almost scared. What would make a war god run away like that?"
Now the gods are wondering about it.
Anthony and Grover glanced nervously at each other.
Anthony said, "I'm afraid we'll have to find out."
The sun was sinking behind the mountains by the time we found the water park. Judging from the sign, it once had been called WATERLAND, but now some of the letters were smashed out, so it read WAT R A D.
The main gate was padlocked and topped with barbed wire. Inside, huge dry waterslides and tubes and pipes curled everywhere, leading to empty pools. Old tickets and advertisements fluttered around the asphalt. With night coming on, the place looked sad and creepy.
Some deities shivered at the eeriness of the place.
"If Ares brings his girlfriend here for a date," I said, staring up at the barbed wire, "I'd hate to see what she looks like."
Snickers could be heard around the room.
"Percy," Anthony warned. "Be more respectful."
"Why? I thought you hated Ares."
"He's still a god. And his girlfriend is very temperamental."
Aphrodite raised an eyebrow. Her counterpart is temperamental?
"You don't want to insult her looks," Grover added.
"Who is she? Echidna?"
"No, Aphrodite," Grover said, a little dreamily. "Goddess of love."
"Of course it's my counterpart," Aphrodite said, twirling a piece of her hair. "It's not really that surprising."
Hopefully, she is not as beautiful as me, the goddess of love thought.
"I thought she was married to somebody," I said. "Hephaestus."
Aphrodite paused, looking shocked.
"What?" She said.
Ares and Hephaestus froze, equally shocked.
"WHAT?!" they screamed in disbelief, then abruptly turned to look at each other.
"Your counterpart married—!"
"My counterpart married—!"
"APHRODITE?!" They yelled at the same time.
Apollo looked between the god of blacksmithing and the goddess of love. "I can't ever see that happening."
"This is crazy, Ares! I can't believe that Aphrodite's and my counterparts are together! It's inconceivable! You know that I've never seen your girlfriend that way, right?" Hephaestus exclaimed.
Ares nodded. "Yeah, I know, Hephaestus. I would never have thought you'd be interested in her like that either."
"I guess her relationship is different from mine," Aphrodite remarked.
"What's your point?" he asked.
"Oh." I suddenly felt the need to change the subject. "So how do we get in?"
"Maia!" Grover's shoes sprouted wings.
He flew over the fence, did an unintended somersault in midair, then stumbled to a landing on the opposite side. He dusted off his jeans, as if he'd planned the whole thing. "You guys coming?"
Everyone looked unimpressed by the satyr's display.
Anthony and I had to climb the old-fashioned way, holding down the barbed wire for each other as we crawled over the top.
The shadows grew long as we walked through the park, checking out the attractions. There was Ankle Biter Island, Head Over Wedgie, and Dude, Where's My Swimsuit?
Shiva, Buddha and Loki chuckled at the names of the attractions.
No monsters came to get us. Nothing made the slightest noise.
"I hope she didn't jinx herself again," Xolotl, the Aztec god of death and misfortune, said.
We found a souvenir shop that had been left open. Merchandise still lined the shelves: snow globes, pencils, postcards, and racks of—
"Clothes," Anthony said. "Fresh clothes."
"Yeah," I said. "But you can't just—"
"Watch me."
He snatched an entire row of stuff of the racks and disappeared into the changing room. A few minutes later he came out in Waterland flower-print shorts, a big red Waterland T-shirt, and commemorative Waterland surf shoes. A Waterland backpack was slung over his shoulder, obviously stuffed with more goodies.
"What the heck." Grover shrugged. Soon, all three of us were decked out like walking advertisements for the defunct theme park.
We continued searching for the Tunnel of Love. I got the feeling that the whole park was holding its breath. "So Ares and Aphrodite," I said, to keep my mind off the growing dark, "they have a thing going?"
Ares and Aphrodite became very interested in this part of the scene.
"That's old gossip, Percy," Anthony told me. "Three-thousand-year-old gossip."
"What about Aphrodite's husband?"
"Well, you know," he said. "Hephaestus. The blacksmith. He was crippled when he was a baby, thrown off Mount Olympus by Zeus. So he isn't exactly handsome. Clever with his hands, and all, but Aphrodite isn't into brains and talent, you know?"
Hades, Adamas, and Poseidon looked shocked and turned their eyes to their youngest brother.
Zeus gasped. "My alternate self threw one of his children off Mount Olympus?! That's unthinkable! Even I would never do something like that."
He shook his head in disbelief, glancing at Hera, who looked equally horrified.
"The other Zeus sounds like such a terrible father," Dionysus said.
"Zeus, don't you ever throw my grandchildren off a mountain or cliff, you hear me?" Rhea told him coldly.
The god of the sky hurriedly nodded, fear in his eyes. "Yes, Mother!"
Hephaestus suddenly felt insecure, despite this being about his alternate. He knew he wasn't known for his looks, even for a god, but being reminded of it stung. I've always been more than just appearances, he thought, clenching his fists. Forging, blacksmithing, craftsmanship—those are my strengths.
Aphrodite felt angry, as if the insult was directed towards her. Yes, she was shallow, but brains and talent were just as important to her as looks—unlike her stupid counterpart.
"She likes bikers."
"Whatever."
Aphrodite scoffed. Giant teddy bears are much better.
"Hephaestus knows?"
This caught Hephaestus, Ares, and Aphrodite's attention.
"Oh sure," Anthony said. "He caught them together once. I mean, literally caught them, in a golden net, and invited all the gods to come and laugh at them. Hephaestus is always trying to embarrass them.
Hephaestus cringed. "Gosh, my alternate sounds like piece of work. I'd never do something like that, even if I had the chance."
That's why they meet in out-of-the-way places, like ..."
He stopped, looking straight ahead. "Like that."
Everyone watched the screen silently as the next part was shown.
In front of us was an empty pool that would've been awesome for skateboarding. It was at least fifty yards across and shaped like a bowl.
Around the rim, a dozen bronze statues of Cupid stood guard with wings spread and bows ready to fire. On the opposite side from us, a tunnel opened up, probably where the water flowed into when the pool was full. The sign above it read, THRILL RIDE O' LOVE: THIS IS NOT YOUR PARENTS' TUNNEL OF LOVE!
Grover crept toward the edge. "Guys, look."
Marooned at the bottom of the pool was a pink-and-white two-seater boat with a canopy over the top and little hearts painted all over it. In the left seat, glinting in the fading light, was Ares's shield, a polished circle of bronze.
"There's the target," Buddha said.
"This is too easy," I said. "So we just walk down there and get it?"
Anthony ran his fingers along the base of the nearest Cupid statue.
"There's a Greek letter carved here," he said. "Eta. I wonder ..."
"The letter H," Athena translated.
"Grover," I said, "you smell any monsters?"
He sniffed the wind. "Nothing."
"Nothing—like, in-the-Arch-and-you-didn't-smell-Echidna nothing, or really nothing?"
Grover looked hurt. "I told you, that was underground."
"No excuses, Grover!" Loki scolded.
"Okay, I'm sorry." I took a deep breath. "I'm going down there."
"I'll go with you." Grover didn't sound too enthusiastic, but I got the feeling he was trying to make up for what had happened in St. Louis.
Hades nodded in approval. "It's good he's trying to make up for it. She shouldn't go anywhere dangerous alone."
Poseidon huffed but had to agree with his brother. He didn't like her being around the satyr and the half-breed, but it was better than her facing danger by herself.
"No," I told him. "I want you to stay up top with the flying shoes. You're the Red Baron, a flying ace, remember? I'll be counting on you for backup, in case something goes wrong."
Grover puffed up his chest a little. "Sure. But what could go wrong?"
"Damn it! Can they stop with the jinxing?" Xolotl shouted, pulling at his hair in frustration.
"I don't know. Just a feeling. Anthony, come with me—"
"Are you kidding?" He looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. His cheeks were bright red.
Poseidon narrowed his eyes furiously. What is that pathetic half-breed thinking?!
But he wasn't the only one feeling enraged— to their surprise, seven other gods were as well, including his brother Hades and his nephew Apollo.
"Oh my!" Aphrodite covered her mouth, smiling secretly.
"What's the problem now?" I demanded.
"Me, go with you to the ... the 'Thrill Ride of Love'? How embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?"
"Who's going to see you?" But my face was burning now, too. Leave it to a boy to make everything complicated. "Fine," I told him. "I'll do it myself." But when I started down the side of the pool, he followed me, muttering about how girls always messed things up.
All the females in the room glared at the boy's image on the screen.
We reached the boat. The shield was propped on one seat, and next to it was a lady's silk scarf. I tried to imagine Ares and Aphrodite here, a couple of gods meeting in a junked-out amusement-park ride. Why? Then I noticed something I hadn't seen from up top: mirrors all the way around the rim of the pool, facing this spot. We could see ourselves no matter which direction we looked. That must be it. While Ares and Aphrodite were smooching with each other they could look at their favorite people: themselves.
Ares and Aphrodite cringed. Their counterparts sounded more narcissistic than they did.
Ares crossed his arms, scowling at the screen. "If that's what my alternate gets up to, I think I'll pass on the whole self-love routine," he muttered.
Aphrodite sighed. "With that many mirrors, they should at least have the decency to keep it more private. Even I wouldn't go that far."
I picked up the scarf. It shimmered pink, and the perfume was indescribable—rose, or mountain laurel. Something good. I smiled, a little dreamy, and was about to rub the scarf against my cheek when Anthony ripped it out of my hand and stuffed it in his pocket. "Oh, no you don't. Stay away from that love magic."
"What?"
"Just get the shield, Seaweed Brain, and let's get out of here."
Poseidon's left eye twitched at hearing the insult aimed at his daughter once again. He really wanted to obliterate the boy.
The moment I touched the shield, I knew we were in trouble. My hand broke through something that had been connecting it to the dashboard. A cobweb, I thought, but then I looked at a strand of it on my palm and saw it was some kind of metal filament, so fine it was almost invisible. A trip wire.
"They're fucked." Shiva muttered.
"Wait," Anthony said.
"Too late."
"There's another Greek letter on the side of the boat, another Eta. This is a trap."
"They just keep getting into crappy situations, don't they?" Shiva mumbled.
It was yet another moment for everyone to start worrying—especially Poseidon.
Noise erupted all around us, of a million gears grinding, as if the whole pool were turning into one giant machine.
Grover yelled, "Guys!"
Up on the rim, the Cupid statues were drawing their bows into firing position. Before I could suggest taking cover, they shot, but not at us. They fired at each other, across the rim of the pool. Silky cables trailed from the arrows, arcing over the pool and anchoring where they landed to form a huge golden asterisk. Then smaller metallic threads started weaving together magically between the main strands, making a net.
Loki and Anubis widened their eyes in delight at the chaos unfolding in the scene.
"We have to get out," I said.
"Duh!" Anthony said.
I grabbed the shield and we ran, but going up the slope of the pool was not as easy as going down.
"Come on!" Grover shouted.
He was trying to hold open a section of the net for us, but wherever he touched it, the golden threads started to wrap around his hands.
The Cupids' heads popped open. Out came video cameras. Spotlights rose up all around the pool, blinding us with illumination, and a loudspeaker voice boomed: "Live to Olympus in one minute ... Fifty-nine seconds, fifty-eight ..."
"Shit!" Shiva, Buddha, and Zeus yelled.
"Are they seriously being broadcasted?" Baihu, a Chinese god known as the White Tiger, exclaimed.
"Hephaestus!" Anthony screamed. "I'm so stupid.' Eta is H.' He made this trap to catch his wife with Ares. Now we're going to be broadcast live to Olympus and look like absolute fools!"
We'd almost made it to the rim when the row of mirrors opened like hatches and thousands of tiny metallic ... things poured out.
Anthony screamed.
The gods laughed.
"That kid screams like a girl!" A minor god said.
It was an army of wind-up creepy-crawlies: bronze-gear bodies, spindly legs, little pincer mouths, all scuttling toward us in a wave of clacking, whirring metal.
"Spiders!" Anthony said. "Sp—sp—aaaah!"
I'd never seen him like this before. He fell backward in terror and almost got overwhelmed by the spider robots before I pulled him up and dragged him back toward the boat.
Poseidon smirked. The half-breed is already looking like a fool over some measly spiders. My daughter shouldn't have saved a coward like him.
Athena shivered in disgust at the sight of the spiders.
Gods, I am being reminded of Arachne!
The things were coming out from all around the rim now, millions of them, flooding toward the center of the pool, completely surrounding us. I told myself they probably weren't programmed to kill, just corral us and bite us and make us look stupid. Then again, this was a trap meant for gods. And we weren't gods.
The gods exchanged uneasy glances.
"They are demigods, but still mortal. Facing something meant to hold back a god is no small thing," Odin said wisely.
Hades nodded, a flicker of concern in his eyes. "Even with all their training, they are still vulnerable to a trap designed for higher beings."
"They'll need to think their way out," Athena chimed in. "Relying on strength alone won't save them."
Anthony and I climbed into the boat. I started kicking away the spiders as they swarmed aboard. I yelled at Anthony to help me, but he was too paralyzed to do much more than scream.
Poseidon scowled. "How utterly useless!"
"Thirty, twenty-nine," called the loudspeaker.
"They need to move quickly!" Hercules yelled.
The spiders started spitting out strands of metal thread, trying to tie us down. The strands were easy enough to break at first, but there were so many of them, and the spiders just kept coming. I kicked one away from Anthony's leg and its pincers took a chunk out of my new surf shoe.
Everyone held their breath as the girl narrowly avoided getting caught by the pincers.
Grover hovered above the pool in his flying sneakers, trying to pull the net loose, but it wouldn't budge.
Think, I told myself. Think.
The Tunnel of Love entrance was under the net. We could use it as an exit, except that it was blocked by a million robot spiders.
"Fifteen, fourteen," the loudspeaker called.
"Come on, come on," Apollo said anxiously.
Water, I thought. Where does the ride's water come from?
Then I saw them: huge water pipes behind the mirrors, where the spiders had come from. And up above the net, next to one of the Cupids, a glass-windowed booth that must be the controller's station.
"Grover!" I yelled. "Get into that booth! Find the 'on' switch!"
"But—"
"Do it!" It was a crazy hope, but it was our only chance. The spiders were all over the prow of the boat now. Anthony was screaming his head off. I had to get us out of there.
Grover was in the controller's booth now, slamming away at the buttons.
"Five, four—"
Grover looked up at me hopelessly, raising his hands. He was letting me know that he'd pushed every button, but still nothing was happening.
"FUCK!" everyone cursed.
I closed my eyes and thought about waves, rushing water, the Mississippi River. I felt a familiar tug in my gut. I tried to imagine that I was dragging the ocean all the way to Denver.
"Two, one, zero!"
Ares and some other gods kept biting their nails.
Poseidon bit the edge of his lip hard enough to draw his ichor, but he couldn't shake the feeling of anticipation as his daughter struggled to summon her powers.
Water exploded out of the pipes. It roared into the pool, sweeping away the spiders. I pulled Anthony into the seat next to me and fastened his seat belt just as the tidal wave slammed into our boat, over the top, whisking the spiders away and dousing us completely, but not capsizing us. The boat turned, lifted in the flood, and spun in circles around the whirlpool.
The water was full of short-circuiting spiders, some of them smashing against the pool's concrete wall with such force they burst.
The god of the sea heaved a sigh of relief.
Spotlights glared down at us. The Cupid-cams were rolling, live to Olympus.
But I could only concentrate on controlling the boat. I willed it to ride the current, to keep away from the wall. Maybe it was my imagination, but the boat seemed to respond. At least, it didn't break into a million pieces. We spun around one last time, the water level now almost high enough to shred us against the metal net. Then the boat's nose turned toward the tunnel and we rocketed through into the darkness.
Everyone was impressed by her control over her power under pressure.
Anthony and I held tight, both of us screaming as the boat shot curls and hugged corners and took forty-five-degree plunges past pictures of Romeo and Juliet and a bunch of other Valentine's Day stuff.
Then we were out of the tunnel, the night air whistling through our hair as the boat barreled straight toward the exit.
"Thank the gods, they're almost out of there," Hestia cheered.
If the ride had been in working order, we would've sailed off a ramp between the golden Gates of Love and splashed down safely in the exit pool. But there was a problem. The Gates of Love were chained. Two boats that had been washed out of the tunnel before us were now piled against the barricade—one submerged, the other cracked in half.
Hestia's cheerful mood dampened. "Spoke too soon, didn't I?"
"Unfasten your seat belt," I yelled to Anthony.
"Are you crazy?"
"Unless you want to get smashed to death." I strapped Ares's shield to my arm. "We're going to have to jump for it." My idea was simple and insane. As the boat struck, we would use its force like a springboard to jump the gate. I'd heard of people surviving car crashes that way, getting thrown thirty or forty feet away from an accident. With luck, we would land in the pool.
"It's good that she's thinking before she acts," Hades complimented.
"I wish my counterpart would give them luck," Tyche, the Greek goddess of luck, said.
Anthony seemed to understand. He gripped my hand as the gates got closer.
"On my mark," I said.
"No! On my mark!"
"What?"
Poseidon, Loki, and Apollo glared at the boy.
Hades sighed. "This is hardly the time for them to argue."
"Simple physics!" he yelled. "Force times the trajectory angle—"
"Fine.'" I shouted. "On your mark!"
He hesitated ... hesitated ... then yelled, "Now!"
Crack!
Anthony was right. If we'd jumped when I thought we should've, we would've crashed into the gates. He got us maximum lift.
Athena felt pride for her son's thinking, a rare smile tugging at the corner of her lips.
Unfortunately, that was a little more than we needed. Our boat smashed into the pileup and we were thrown into the air, straight over the gates, over the pool, and down toward solid asphalt.
Poseidon felt the urge to stand up again but held himself back.
Something grabbed me from behind.
Anthony yelled, "Ouch!"
Grover!
"Grover!" Everyone exclaimed, relieved by the appearance of the satyr.
In midair, he had grabbed me by the shirt, and Anthony by the arm, and was trying to pull us out of a crash landing, but Anthony and I had all the momentum.
"You're too heavy!" Grover said. "We're going down!"
We spiraled toward the ground, Grover doing his best to slow the fall.
We smashed into a photo-board, Grover's head going straight into the hole where tourists would put their faces, pretending to be Noo-Noo the Friendly Whale. Anthony and I tumbled to the ground, banged up but alive. Ares's shield was still on my arm.
All the deities let out a breath; they could finally relax again.
Once we caught our breath, Anthony and I got Grover out of the photo-board and thanked him for saving our lives. I looked back at the Thrill Ride of Love. The water was subsiding. Our boat had been smashed to pieces against the gates.
A hundred yards away, at the entrance pool, the Cupids were still filming. The statues had swiveled so that their cameras were trained straight on us, the spotlights in our faces.
"Show's over!" I yelled. "Thank you! Good night!"
Having regained their sense of humor, everyone laughed.
"Oh, Percy..." Rhea said with grandmotherly affection.
The Cupids turned back to their original positions. The lights shut off. The park went quiet and dark again, except for the gentle trickle of water into the Thrill Ride of Love's exit pool. I wondered if Olympus had gone to a commercial break, or if our ratings had been any good.
I hated being teased. I hated being tricked. And I had plenty of experience handling bullies who liked to do that stuff to me. I hefted the shield on my arm and turned to my friends. "We need to have a little talk with Ares."
Scene end.
"That was so hard to watch," Hestia muttered, shaking her head.
"But it's only going to get harder," Hermes said.
Chapter 38: *We Take A Zebra To Vegas
Chapter Text
"Gods, I hate my counterpart for making the girl go through all of that for his stupid shield! Ares muttered, his fists clenched in anger. "If I ever get my hands on him, I swear—" He paused, grinding his teeth. "I'm going to make sure he regrets it."
"Maybe Chaos will let you have the chance," Hephaestus said encouragingly.
A new title appears:
We Take A Zebra To Vegas
"..................." (Everyone)
"Why would they need to take a zebra to Vegas?" Zeus asked with a confused expression.
Loki grinned, leaning back in his seat. "Oh, simple," he said with a mischievous twinkle in his eye. "They need the zebra to blend in with the neon lights, of course. You can't have a successful heist in Vegas without a striped accomplice."
Everyone stared blankly at the trickster god.
Odin, Frigg, Thor, Muninn, and Huginn sighed tiredly and shook their heads.
The scene starts.
The war god was waiting for us in the diner parking lot.
"Well, well," he said. "You didn't get yourself killed."
"You knew it was a trap," I said.
Ares gave me a wicked grin. "Bet that crippled blacksmith was surprised when he netted a couple of stupid kids. You looked good on TV."
Poseidon gave a fierce glare at the screen. "Percilla is far from stupid," he growled angrily.
Hephaestus clenched his fists, a scowl darkening his usually calm face. "So, this other version of me is being mocked as 'the crippled blacksmith'?" he said coldly, feeling the insult hit close to home, as he, too, bore the same condition.
Ares narrowed his eyes. "That pathetic excuse for a god sharing my name is a disgrace." He scoffed. "I really want to put him in his place."
Hephaestus's gaze hardened. "It's one thing to be his rival, but it's another to disrespect his own kin."
I shoved his shield at him. "You're a jerk."
Anthony and Grover caught their breath.
Ares grabbed the shield and spun it in the air like pizza dough. It changed form, melting into a bulletproof vest. He slung it across his back.
"See that truck over there?" He pointed to an eighteen-wheeler parked across the street from the diner. "That's your ride. Take you straight to L.A., with one stop in Vegas."
The eighteen-wheeler had a sign on the back, which I could read only because it was reverse-printed white on black, a good combination for dyslexia: KINDNESS INTERNATIONAL: HUMANE ZOO TRANSPORT. WARNING: LIVE WILD ANIMALS.
Artemis felt the sign couldn't be trusted and narrowed her eyes at it.
I said, "You're kidding."
Ares snapped his fingers. The back door of the truck unlatched. "Free ride west, punk. Stop complaining. And here's a little something for doing the job."
He slung a blue nylon backpack off his handlebars and tossed it to me.
Inside were fresh clothes for all of us, twenty bucks in cash, a pouch full of golden drachmas, and a bag of Double Stuf Oreos.
"That's... unexpectedly kind of him," Artemis murmured, raising an eyebrow. "For a god with such arrogance, I didn't expect him to be so considerate." She glanced at the screen skeptically. "But Percy shouldn't let her guard down just yet."
"Are you kidding me? He should've given them real food, or more cash for them to buy food," Apollo grumbled, clearly unimpressed. "That's not exactly generous, especially considering the situation."
I said, "I don't want your lousy—"
"Thank you, Lord Ares," Grover interrupted, giving me his best red-alert warning look. "Thanks a lot."
I gritted my teeth. It was probably a deadly insult to refuse something from a god, but I didn't want anything that Ares had touched. Reluctantly, I slung the backpack over my shoulder. I knew my anger was being caused by the war god's presence, but I was still itching to punch him in the nose. He reminded me of every bully I'd ever faced: Nancy Bobofit, Clarisse, Smelly Gabe, sarcastic teachers—every jerk who'd called me stupid in school or laughed at me when I'd gotten expelled.
Odin nodded in approval. "A wise instinct, child. Not trusting a god like Ares shows you possess a sharp mind and a stronger sense of self-preservation than most. He thrives on chaos and anger. Guard your heart well in his presence—it will serve you better than any weapon."
Poseidon's eyes glinted with rage, his voice a low growl. "I'll have the heads of her bullies impaled on spikes and displayed before my palace gates once I get my hands on them. Let the people of my empire witness the price of dishonoring my daughter!"
I looked back at the diner, which had only a couple of customers now. The waitress who'd served us dinner was watching nervously out the window, like she was afraid Ares might hurt us. She dragged the fry cook out from the kitchen to see. She said something to him. He nodded, held up a little disposable camera and snapped a picture of us.
"I think she just got recognized," Hermes muttered, his voice laced with concern. "That's not going to end well for her."
Great, I thought. We'll make the papers again tomorrow.
I imagined the headline: FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD OUTLAW BEATS UP DEFENSELESS BIKER.
The gods snickered at that.
"Defenseless biker, my ass," Loki snorted.
"You owe me one more thing," I told Ares, trying to keep my voice level. "You promised me information about my mother."
The atmosphere shifted back to all seriousness.
"You sure you can handle the news?" He kick-started his motorcycle. "She's not dead."
"Well, that confirms what we suspected," Zeus said.
The ground seemed to spin beneath me. "What do you mean?"
"I mean she was taken away from the Minotaur before she could die. She was turned into a shower of gold, right? That's metamorphosis. Not death. She's being kept."
"Kept. Why?"
"So, her mother was taken, likely by a god or someone powerful," Susano'o stated.
"But who could've taken her?" Hestia asked.
Something within Hades told him he would not like the answer.
"You need to study war, punk. Hostages. You take somebody to control somebody else."
"Nobody's controlling me."
He laughed. "Oh yeah? See you around, kid."
I balled up my fists. "You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues."
Laughter and snorts of amusement echoed around.
"Ooooh, burn," a random god said.
Ares smirked, clearly enjoying the jab at his counterpart.
Behind his sunglasses, fire glowed. I felt a hot wind in my hair. "We'll meet again, Percilla Jackson. Next time you're in a fight, watch your back."
He revved his Harley, then roared off down Delancy Street.
Anthony said, "That was not smart, Percy."
"I don't care."
"You don't want a god as your enemy. Especially not that god."
"Hey, guys," Grover said. "I hate to interrupt, but ..."
He pointed toward the diner. At the register, the last two customers were paying their check, two men in identical black coveralls, with a white logo on their backs that matched the one on the KINDNESS INTERNATIONAL truck.
"If we're taking the zoo express," Grover said, "we need to hurry."
"Yes, time to get back on track," Hermes remarked in a light tone.
I didn't like it, but we had no better option. Besides, I'd seen enough of Denver.
We ran across the street and climbed in the back of the big rig, closing the doors behind us.
The first thing that hit me was the smell. It was like the world's biggest pan of kitty litter.
Some of the gods cringed, grimacing as they imagined the stench.
The trailer was dark inside until I uncapped Anaklusmos. The blade cast a faint bronze light over a very sad scene. Sitting in a row of filthy metal cages were three of the most pathetic zoo animals I'd ever beheld: a zebra, a male albino lion, and some weird antelope thing I didn't know the name for.
Someone had thrown the lion a sack of turnips, which he obviously didn't want to eat. The zebra and the antelope had each gotten a Styrofoam tray of hamburger meat. The zebra's mane was matted with chewing gum, like somebody had been spitting on it in their spare time. The antelope had a stupid silver birthday balloon tied to one of his horns that read OVER THE HILL!
Apparently, nobody had wanted to get close enough to the lion to mess with him, but the poor thing was pacing around on soiled blankets, in a space way too small for him, panting from the stuffy heat of the trailer. He had flies buzzing around his pink eyes and his ribs showed through his white fur.
Everyone in the room was filled with anger at the sight.
"How dare they," Hades said coldly.
Artemis and the other deities of animals gasped in outrage at the scene.
The goddess of the hunt's face twisted with fury, her eyes burning with indignation. "This is cruelty," she said, her voice barely a whisper, thick with disgust. "No creature should live like this, confined and starved of the respect they deserve. I will not stand for it."
The Celtic horned god of the forest, Cernunnos, spoke next, his brow furrowed in grief and anger. His voice was deep and mournful as he said, "This is a violation of the natural order. These creatures were born to roam free, not to be caged like mere possessions."
Cybele, the Anatolian goddess known as the Great Mother, trembled with fury. Her usual calm demeanor shattered as she clenched her fists. "This is beyond cruelty. This is an abomination. No being should ever cause such suffering to these helpless creatures."
Even Poseidon felt such rage, his calm demeanor now twisted with fury. His hands clenched into fists, water swirling around his fingers as if reflecting the storm rising inside him. "These humans are despicable," he muttered, his voice low but filled with barely contained wrath. His gaze is locked on the zebra's image, which reminded him of his creation, the horses.
"This is kindness?" Grover yelled. "Humane zoo transport?"
He probably would've gone right back outside to beat up the truckers with his reed pipes, and I would've helped him, but just then the trucks engine roared to life, the trailer started shaking, and we were forced to sit down or fall down.
We huddled in the corner on some mildewed feed sacks, trying to ignore the smell and the heat and the flies. Grover talked to the animals in a series of goat bleats, but they just stared at him sadly. Anthony was in favor of breaking the cages and freeing them on the spot, but I pointed out it wouldn't do much good until the truck stopped moving. Besides, I had a feeling we might look a lot better to the lion than those turnips.
I found a water jug and refilled their bowls, then used Anaklusmos to drag the mismatched food out of their cages. I gave the meat to the lion and the turnips to the zebra and the antelope.
The gods couldn't help but smile at the simple act of kindness from the girl, their hearts warmed by the gesture. Even the sternest among them seemed moved, a flicker of approval passing through their gazes.
Poseidon, who rarely showed his emotions so openly, couldn't help but feel a swell of pride.
"Percilla is such a sweet girl," Rhea said, her voice filled with warmth and pride as she looked at the scene. "She has the heart of a true goddess."
Grover calmed the antelope down, while Anthony used his knife to cut the balloon off his horn. He wanted to cut the gum out of the zebra's mane, too, but we decided that would be too risky with the truck bumping around. We told Grover to promise the animals we'd help them more in the morning, then we settled in for night.
Grover curled up on a turnip sack; Anthony opened our bag of Double Stuf Oreos and nibbled on one halfheartedly; I tried to cheer myself up by concentrating on the fact that we were halfway to Los Angeles. Halfway to our destination. It was only June fourteenth. The solstice wasn't until the twenty-first. We could make it in plenty of time.
All the gods and goddesses of luck and misfortune twitched at the last part.
"I really hope it's not another jinx," Xolotyl mumbled.
On the other hand, I had no idea what to expect next. The gods kept toying with me. At least Hephaestus had the decency to be honest about it—he'd put up cameras and advertised me as entertainment. But even when the cameras weren't rolling, I had a feeling my quest was being watched. I was a source of amusement for the gods.
"Those spineless fools dare watch my daughter for their entertainment?!" Poseidon growled.
"It is wrong for our alternates to treat her that way, as if her life is a game to bet on," Hades said with disapproval.
"Our counterparts suck balls," Zeus muttered, shaking his head in disdain.
"Hey," Anthony said, "I'm sorry for freaking out back at the water park, Percy."
"That's okay."
"It's just..." He shuddered. "Spiders."
Athena shuddered as well at the mere mention of the dreadful word.
"Because of the Arachne story," I guessed. "She got turned into a spider for challenging your mom to a weaving contest, right?"
Anthony nodded. "Arachne's children have been taking revenge on the children of Athena ever since. If there's a spider within a mile of me, it'll find me. I hate the creepy little things. Anyway, I owe you."
The goddess of wisdom looked stricken.
"What?!" she exclaimed angrily. "Those nasty crawlers are after my children?! Is my counterpart really not doing anything about it?!"
"We're a team, remember?" I said. "Besides, Grover did the fancy flying."
I thought he was asleep, but he mumbled from the corner, "I was pretty amazing, wasn't I?"
Anthony and I laughed.
He pulled apart an Oreo, handed me half. "In the Iris message ... did Luke really say nothing?"
"Yeah, just tell him what he told you," Buddha said lazily, yawning as he lay on his mat.
I munched my cookie and thought about how to answer. The conversation via rainbow had bothered me all evening. "Luke said you and he go way back. He also said Grover wouldn't fail this time. Nobody would turn into a pine tree."
In the dim bronze light of the sword blade, it was hard to read their expressions.
Grover let out a mournful bray.
"I should've told you the truth from the beginning." His voice trembled. "I thought if you knew what a failure I was, you wouldn't want me along."
Poseidon scowled angrily at the satyr for lying to her.
"I mean, he was kind of a failure before, but he's getting better now," Apollo said, his tone laced with a hint of amusement.
Loki scowled but, internally, he had to admit Apollo had a point. The satyr was improving—though not by much.
"What bothers me is the satyr keeping something from her this whole time," Hera said sharply, earning murmurs of agreement.
"Let's just hear what he has to say," Hades interjected calmly.
"You were the satyr who tried to rescue Thalia, the daughter of Zeus."
"He was the one who failed to rescue my daughter?!" Zeus exclaimed furiously.
He nodded glumly.
"And the other two half-bloods Thalia befriended, the ones who got safely to camp ..." I looked at Anthony. "That was you and Luke, wasn't it?"
Everyone widened their eyes in surprise.
He put down his Oreo, uneaten. "Like you said, Percy, a nine-year-old half-blood wouldn't have made it very far alone. Athena guided me toward help. Thalia was fourteen. Luke was sixteen. They'd both run away from home, like me. They were happy to take me with them. They were ... amazing monster-fighters, even without training. We traveled north from Virginia without any real plans, fending off monsters for about two weeks before Grover found us."
"I was supposed to escort Thalia to camp," Grover said, sniffling. "Only Thalia. I had strict orders from Chiron: don't do anything that would slow down the rescue. We knew Hades was after her, see, but I couldn't just leave Luke and Anthony by themselves. I thought ... I thought I could lead all three of them to safety. It was my fault the Kindly Ones caught up with us. I froze. I got scared on the way back to camp and took some wrong turns. If I'd just been a little quicker ..."
Hades' expression was cold. "What could make my counterpart come after the girl? It can't be just because she is the daughter of his brother."
"Stop it," Anthony said. "No one blames you. Thalia didn't blame you either."
"She sacrificed herself to save us," he said miserably, "Her death was my fault. The Council of Cloven Elders said so."
Zeus clenched his fists, his expression murderous as he thought about his daughter's fate.
"Because you wouldn't leave two other half-bloods behind?" I said. "That's not fair."
Hestia nodded. "That's right, it's not fair at all."
"Percy's right," Anthony said. "I wouldn't be here today if it weren't for you, Grover. Neither would Luke. We don't care what the council says."
Hermes and Athena were actually grateful to the satyr for saving their children.
Grover kept sniffling in the dark. "It's just my luck. I'm the lamest satyr ever, and I find the two most powerful half-bloods of the century, Thalia and Percy."
"You're not lame," Anthony insisted. "You've got more courage than any satyr I've ever met. Name one other who would dare go to the Underworld. I bet Percy is really glad you're here right now."
He kicked me in the shin.
Poseidon, Hades, Apollo, Beelzebub, Anubis, Loki, Buddha, and Thor were enraged by the audacity of the half-breed kicking the girl.
Sensing their violent auras, the weaker gods shivered in fear.
"Yeah," I said, which I would've done even without the kick. "It's not luck that you found Thalia and me, Grover. You've got the biggest heart of any satyr ever. You're a natural searcher. That's why you'll be the one who finds Pan."
I heard a deep, satisfied sigh. I waited for Grover to say something, but his breathing only got heavier. When the sound turned to snoring, I realized he'd fallen sleep.
"How does he do that?" I marveled.
"I don't know," Anthony said. "But that was really a nice thing you told him."
"I meant it."
"She is such a kind-hearted girl," Persephone commented, her eyes glinting with an unknown spark. "She will definitely grow to be a beauty when she is older, right, mother?"
"I couldn't agree more," Demeter replied.
"So do I," Aphrodite chimed in.
Hades noticed a look of interest in his wife's eyes, causing him to frown suspiciously.
We rode in silence for a few miles, bumping around on the feed sacks. The zebra munched a turnip. The lion licked the last of the hamburger meat off his lips and looked at me hopefully.
Anthony rubbed his necklace like he was thinking deep, strategic thoughts.
"That pine-tree bead," I said. "Is that from your first year?"
He looked. He hadn't realized what he was doing.
"Yeah," he said. "Every August, the counselors pick the most important event of the summer, and they paint it on that year's beads. I've got Thalia's pine tree, a Greek trireme on fire, a centaur in a prom dress—now that was a weird summer...."
Shiva, Buddha, Anubis, and several other gods laughed at the last part.
Loki snickered. "It's probably that Chiron guy."
"And the college ring is your father's?"
"That's none of your—" He stopped himself. "Yeah. Yeah, it is."
"You don't have to tell me."
"No ... it's okay." He took a shaky breath. "My dad sent it to me folded up in a letter, two summers ago. The ring was, like, his main keepsake from Athena. He wouldn't have gotten through his doctoral program at Harvard without her.... That's a long story. Anyway, he said he wanted me to have it. He apologized for being a jerk, said he loved me and missed me. He wanted me to come home and live with him."
Athena raised an eyebrow. "My other self must've cared for the male greatly to help him get through school."
She was surprised by that her counterpart, a goddess herself, would take the time to guide a mortal so personally. Did she really love him?
"It's good that his father apologized for treating him badly," Hestia said softly, her warm tone gentle. "Rebuilding bonds, no matter how late, is always worth it."
"That doesn't sound so bad."
"Yeah, well... the problem was, I believed him. I tried to go home for that school year, but my stepmom was the same as ever. She didn't want her kids put in danger by living with a freak. Monsters attacked. We argued. Monsters attacked. We argued. I didn't even make it through winter break. I called Chiron and came right back to Camp Half-Blood."
The gods grew angry at the stepmother.
Athena frowned, her eyes narrowing. "His stepmother deemed him, a child with the blood of a goddess, a freak? Circumstances beyond his control should never warrant such treatment. Absolutely unacceptable." Her voice carried rare disapproval, a sharp crack in her usual composure.
Hera crossed her arms, her expression cold. "Stepmothers like her tarnish the name of all others. To deny a child safety and care, especially one her husband vowed to protect, is an utter disgrace."
Hestia's warmth dimmed, her eyes reflecting disappointment. "A home should be a sanctuary, a place of unconditional acceptance. To turn away a child in need is a failure of the highest order."
Hades' expression darkened, his voice like rolling thunder. "A mortal dared to treat a divine child as an outcast in his own home? She invited misfortune upon herself with her ignorance."
Zeus clenched his fists, lightning sparking at his knuckles. "That woman is fortunate the boy had the gods watching over him. Were it my child, her actions would not have gone without consequence."
Rhea's voice carried a quiet but commanding edge. "How could she, a mortal entrusted with the care of a child, fail so utterly? Fear does not excuse cruelty. A parent's duty is to nurture, not abandon."
Athena nodded sharply, her voice cutting. "You're right, Grandmother. To abandon her responsibility and push him away—that kind of failure is both unforgivable and shortsighted. Mortals like her create their own suffering."
The gods exchanged grim nods, their anger simmering in agreement. The boy had been wronged, and the injustice was plain.
Poseidon, Loki, and a few other gods, however, looked uninterested, as if they couldn't have cared less about this halfling's life.
"You think you'll ever try living with your dad again?"
He wouldn't meet my eyes. "Please. I'm not into self-inflicted pain."
"You shouldn't give up," I told him. "You should write him a letter or something."
"Thanks for the advice," he said coldly, "but my father's made his choice about who he wants to live with."
Poseidon was irritated by the boy's attitude toward his daughter, who was only trying to make him feel better. In the tyrant's opinion, the boy didn't deserve her kindness.
We passed another few miles of silence.
"So if the gods fight," I said, "will things line up the way they did with the Trojan War? Will it be Athena versus Poseidon?"
Athena's back straightened, and she glanced anxiously at her uncle.
On the other hand, the god of the sea gave a dark, amused smirk, his eyes fixed intently ahead.
The idea of Athena's counterpart and my copy fighting each other is laughable, he thought.
He put his head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed his eyes. "I don't know what my mom will do. I just know I'll fight next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"
Apollo looked annoyed. "I'm tired of him constantly insulting her. It's getting old."
I couldn't think of an answer for that. Fortunately I didn't have to. Anthony was asleep.
I had trouble following his example, with Grover snoring and an albino lion staring hungrily at me, but eventually I closed my eyes.
My nightmare started out as something I'd dreamed a million times before: I was being forced to take a standardized test while wearing a straitjacket. All the other kids were going out to recess, and the teacher kept saying, Come on, Percilla. You're not stupid, are you? Pick up your pencil.
Everyone stiffened as the girl had another nightmare, knowing that it wasn't just a normal dream—it was a foretelling of things to come.
"Aw, shit, here we go again," Morpheus muttered.
"Her dreams are quite interesting," Tutu, the Egyptian god of dreams, remarked.
Then the dream strayed from the usual.
I looked over at the next desk and saw a girl sitting there, also wearing a straitjacket. She was my age, with unruly black, punk-style hair, dark eyeliner around her stormy green eyes, and freckles across her nose. Somehow, I knew who she was. She was Thalia, daughter of Zeus.
Zeus jolted in shock.
"Th-That's my...my....daughter?!" he exclaimed, his eyes seeming to bulge out.
Hera eyed the appearance of the halfling critically.
"Hmm, she's actually quite beautiful," She muttered. "But maybe I could help her work on her makeup a little. A more refined touch could really bring out her eyes. With the right adjustments, she could look truly stunning."
She struggled against the straitjacket, glared at me in frustration, and snapped, Well, Seaweed Brain? One of us has to get out of here.
She's right, my dream-self thought. I'm going back to that cavern. I'm going to give Hades a piece of my mind.
"Heh, that'd be something to see," Adamas chuckled, imagining the girl giving his brother Hades a piece of her mind.
The straitjacket melted off me. I fell through the classroom floor. The teacher's voice changed until it was cold and evil, echoing from the depths of a great chasm.
Percilla Jackson, it said. Yes, the exchange went well, I see.
Beelzebub stopped scribbling in his notebook and glared at the screen. "It's that voice from before," he said menacingly.
Brunhilde clenched her fists, and Göll shivered behind her.
Killing intent filled the room, emanating from the most powerful gods, the strength of it palpable.
Major deities like Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, Rhea, Odin, Thor, Shiva, and others wore expressions of cold resolve, their eyes narrowed, as if ready to strike at any moment.
I'll fucking kill it! Poseidon thought murderously, his expression savage.
I was back in the dark cavern, spirits of the dead drifting around me. Unseen in the pit, the monstrous thing was speaking, but this time it wasn't addressing me. The numbing power of its voice seemed directed somewhere else.
And she suspects nothing? it asked.
Susano'o furrowed his brows. "The voice must be talking to someone about Percy."
Another voice, one I almost recognized, answered at my shoulder. Nothing, my lord. She is as ignorant as the rest.
Hermes snapped his head in attention. "That voice...it sounds familiar somehow," he muttered in disbelief.
No! The god of travelers thought wildly. It couldn't be HIM!
He shook his head in denial, drawing the concerned gaze of his father.
I looked over, but no one was there. The speaker was invisible.
Deception upon deception, the thing in the pit mused aloud. Excellent.
The killing intent in the room was still leaking, growing stronger and making the minor gods feel suffocated. No one was willing to speak a word to break the tension, for fear of being obliterated.
Truly, my lord, said the voice next to me, you are well-named the Crooked One. But was it really necessary? I could have brought you what I stole directly —
"That person definitely stole the bolt," Shiva stated.
You? the monster said in scorn. You have already shown your limits. You would have failed me completely had I not intervened.
But, my lord—
Peace, little servant. Our six months have bought us much. Zeus's anger has grown. Poseidon has played his most desperate card. Now we shall use it against him. Shortly you shall have the reward you wish, and your revenge. As soon as both items are delivered into my hands ... but wait. She is here.
"Whoever that was speaking just sensed the girl's presence!" Zeus exclaimed, drawing everyone's attention.
What? The invisible servant suddenly sounded tense. You summoned her, my lord?
No. The full force of the monsters attention was now pouring over me, freezing me in place. Blast her father's blood—she is too changeable, too unpredictable. The girl brought herself hither.
Impossible! the servant cried.
For a weakling such as you, perhaps, the voice snarled. Then its cold power turned back on me. So ... you wish to dream of your quest, young half-blood? Then I will oblige.
The scene changed.
Everyone gritted their teeth in anger.
"Damn it, what is she going to be shown now?!" Hercules yelled, frustration evident in his voice.
I was standing in a vast throne room with black marble walls and bronze floors. The empty, horrid throne was made from human bones fused together. Standing at the foot of the dais was my mother, frozen in shimmering golden light, her arms outstretched.
"Really? She's shown her mother? Percy has already had enough misery!" Rhea cried out angrily.
I tried to step toward her, but my legs wouldn't move. I reached for her, only to realize that my hands were withering to bones. Grinning skeletons in Greek armor crowded around me, draping me with silk robes, wreathing my head with laurels that smoked with Chimera poison, burning into my scalp.
The evil voice began to laugh. Hail, the conquering hero!
I am going to kill that fucker! Every god thought viciously at the same time.
I woke with a start.
Morpheus let out a breath. "Finally, she woke up."
Grover was shaking my shoulder. "The truck's stopped," he said. "We think they're coming to check on the animals."
"Hide!" Anthony hissed.
He had it easy. He just put on his magic cap and disappeared. Grover and I had to dive behind feed sacks and hope we looked like turnips.
The trailer doors creaked open. Sunlight and heat poured in.
"Man!" one of the truckers said, waving his hand in front of his ugly nose. "I wish I hauled appliances." He climbed inside and poured some water from a jug into the animals' dishes.
"You hot, big boy?" he asked the lion, then splashed the rest of the bucket right in the lion's face.
Artemis growled in anger. "How dare he!" she hissed, her eyes glowing with fury. "He will regret this if I ever get my hands on him."
"No creature should be treated with such disrespect," Apollo said, his voice seething with rage.
The lion roared in indignation.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the man said.
Next to me, under the turnip sacks, Grover tensed. For a peace-loving herbivore, he looked downright murderous.
The trucker threw the antelope a squashed-looking Happy Meal bag. He smirked at the zebra. "How ya doin', Stripes? Least we'll be getting rid of you this stop. You like magic shows? You're gonna love this one. They're gonna saw you in half!"
Artemis abruptly stood up, anger blazing in her eyes, and summoned her bow and arrows, aiming toward the screen to the surprise of everyone.
"Artemis, calm down," Leto said pleadingly, grabbing her daughter's arm in an attempt to pull her back down.
"Yes, calm down, sister. If you shoot the screen, Uncle will be furious," Apollo whispered anxiously.
The goddess of the hunt sighed but relented, sitting back down with visible reluctance.
The zebra, wild-eyed with fear, looked straight at me.
There was no sound, but as clear as day, I heard it say: Free me, my lady. Please.
I was too stunned to react.
The gods were equally stunned.
"Did the zebra just speak to her telepathically?" Morrígan asked.
"I believe it did," Cú Chulainn replied.
There was a loud knock, knock, knock on the side of the trailer.
The trucker inside with us yelled, "What do you want, Eddie?"
A voice outside—it must've been Eddie's—shouted back, "Maurice? What'd ya say?"
"What are you banging for?"
Knock, knock, knock.
Outside, Eddie yelled, "What banging?"
Our guy Maurice rolled his eyes and went back outside, cursing at Eddie for being an idiot.
"They're both idiots," Artemis muttered disdainfully.
A second later, Anthony appeared next to me. He must've done the banging to get Maurice out of the trailer. He said, "This transport business can't be legal."
"No kidding," Grover said. He paused, as if listening. "The lion says these guys are animal smugglers!"
Artemis's face contorted with fury. "Animal smugglers?! Those vile humans dare to exploit innocent creatures for profit?" she snarled. The air around her seemed to crackle with her anger. "If I were there, I'd string them up as a warning to all who harm my charges!"
"Artemis!" Leto shouted
Apollo subtly scooted as far away from his furious sister as his seat would allow, casting her a wary glance.
That's right, the zebra's voice said in my mind.
"We've got to free them!" Grover said. He and Anthony both looked at me, waiting for my lead.
I'd heard the zebra talk, but not the lion. Why? Maybe it was another learning disability ... I could only understand zebras? Then I thought: horses. What had Anthony said about Poseidon creating horses? Was a zebra close enough to a horse? Was that why I could understand it?
Poseidon leaned forward, his light blue yes narrowing with interest. "She can hear the zebra?" he murmured, a hint curiosity lacing his voice. "Perhaps my ichor runs stronger in her veins than I thought. Fascinating."
The zebra said, Open my cage, my lady. Please. I'll be fine after that.
"Yes, open the cage!" Artemis urged passionately, her voice filled with urgency and determination. "Set the poor creature free before it suffers any longer!"
Outside, Eddie and Maurice were still yelling at each other, but I knew they'd be coming inside to torment the animals again any minute. I grabbed Riptide and slashed the lock off the zebra's cage.
The zebra burst out. It turned to me and bowed. Thank you, my lady.
Grover held up his hands and said something to the zebra in goat talk, like a blessing.
Just as Maurice was poking his head back inside to check out the noise, the zebra leaped over him and into the street. There was yelling and screaming and cars honking. We rushed to the doors of the trailer in time to see the zebra galloping down a wide boulevard lined with hotels and casinos and neon signs. We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.
Shiva smirked. "Now we know what the title is about."
Maurice and Eddie ran after it, with a few policemen running after them, shouting, "Hey! You need a permit for that!"
"Now would be a good time to leave," Anthony said.
"The other animals first," Grover said.
I cut the locks with my sword. Grover raised his hands and spoke the same goat-blessing he'd used for the zebra.
"Good luck," I told the animals. The antelope and the lion burst out of their cages and went off together into the streets.
Artemis and the other animal deities sighed in relief.
Some tourists screamed. Most just backed off and took pictures, probably thinking it was some kind of stunt by one of the casinos.
"Will the animals be okay?" I asked Grover. "I mean, the desert and all—"
"Don't worry," he said. "I placed a satyr's sanctuary on them."
"Meaning?"
"Meaning they'll reach the wild safely," he said. "They'll find water, food, shade, whatever they need until they find a safe place to live."
The goddess of the hunt gave an appreciative nod toward the satyr's image, her expression softening with gratitude.
"Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.
"It only works on wild animals."
"So it would only affect Percy," Anthony reasoned.
"Hey!" I protested.
Poseidon, Hades, and several other gods glared at the boy for once again insulting her.
"Kidding," he said. "Come on. Let's get out of this filthy truck."
We stumbled out into the desert afternoon. It was a hundred and ten degrees, easy, and we must've looked like deep-fried vagrants, but everybody was too interested in the wild animals to pay us much attention.
We passed the Monte Carlo and the MGM. We passed pyramids, a pirate ship, and the Statue of Liberty, which was a pretty small replica, but still made me homesick.
I wasn't sure what we were looking for. Maybe just a place to get out of the heat for a few minutes, find a sandwich and a glass of lemonade, make a new plan for getting west.
We must have taken a wrong turn, because we found ourselves at a dead end, standing in front of the Lotus Hotel and Casino. The entrance was a huge neon flower, the petals lighting up and blinking. No one was going in or out, but the glittering chrome doors were open, spilling out air-conditioning that smelled like flowers—lotus blossom, maybe. I'd never smelled one, so I wasn't sure.
Hades felt there is something wrong about the place.
Buddha looked to be reminiscing. "Ah, the scent of the lotus. It represents purity and enlightenment in my teachings."
Vishnu, the Hindu god of preservation, nodded. "Yes, it is indeed a sacred flower. It signifies the preservation of life and the continuous flow of energy, untouched by the mud from which it grows."
Brahma, the Hindu god of creation, with his deep, wise voice, added, "The lotus not only symbolizes new beginnings, but it is also a symbol of life's cycles—growth, death, and rebirth."
Loki rolled his eyes at their philosophical musings.
The doorman smiled at us. "Hey, kids. You look tired. You want to come in and sit down?"
I'd learned to be suspicious, the last week or so. I figured anybody might be a monster or a god. You just couldn't tell. But this guy was normal. One look at him, and I could see. Besides, I was so relieved to hear somebody who sounded sympathetic that I nodded and said we'd love to come in. Inside, we took one look around, and Grover said, "Whoa."
The whole lobby was a giant game room. And I'm not talking about cheesy old Pac-Man games or slot machines. There was an indoor waterslide snaking around the glass elevator, which went straight up at least forty floors. There was a climbing wall on the side of one building, and an indoor bungee-jumping bridge. There were virtual-reality suits with working laser guns. And hundreds of video games, each one the size of a widescreen TV. Basically, you name it, this place had it. There were a few other kids playing, but not that many. No waiting for any of the games. There were waitresses and snack bars all around, serving every kind of food you can imagine.
"Wow, that looks fun!" Anubis exclaimed, practically bouncing in his seat with excitement until his father, Osiris, the Egyptian god of the dead, placed a steadying hand on his head to calm him.
Adamas internally agreed. He would love to play every single game in that place, from the virtual-reality battles to the climbing walls, but what really caught his eye were the massive video games. He couldn't help but imagine conquering each one, trying every level, and earning every achievement. It would feel like a paradise for someone like him.
"Hey!" a bellhop said. At least I guessed he was a bellhop. He wore a white-and-yellow Hawaiian shirt with lotus designs, shorts, and flip-flops. "Welcome to the Lotus Casino. Here's your room key."
I stammered, "Um, but..."
"No, no," he said, laughing. "The bill's taken care of. No extra charges, no tips. Just go on up to the top floor, loom 4001. If you need anything, like extra bubbles for the hot tub, or skeet targets for the shooting range, or whatever, just call the front desk. Here are your Lotus Cash cards. They work in the restaurants and on all the games and rides."
Hades narrowed his eyes suspiciously. "That's strange," he muttered. "No extra charges? No hidden fees? The bills are just magically taken care of? Something doesn't sit right about this."
Poseidon frowned, his expression filled with concern for his daughter.
He handed us each a green plastic credit card.
I knew there must be some mistake. Obviously he thought we were some millionaire's kids. But I took the card and said, "How much is on here?"
His eyebrows knit together. "What do you mean?"
"I mean, when does it run out of cash?"
He laughed. "Oh, you're making a joke. Hey, that's cool. Enjoy your stay."
"She got infinite money?!" Caishen, the Chinese god of money and wealth, exclaimed, his eyes widening in disbelief.
We took the elevator upstairs and checked out our room. It was a suite with three separate bedrooms and a bar stocked with candy, sodas, and chips. A hotline to room service. Fluffy towels and water beds with feather pillows. A big-screen television with satellite and high-speed Internet. The balcony had its own hot tub, and sure enough, there was a skeet-shooting machine and a shotgun, so you could launch clay pigeons right out over the Las Vegas skyline and plug them with your gun. I didn't see how that could be legal, but I thought it was pretty cool. The view over the Strip and the desert was amazing, though I doubted we'd ever find time to look at the view with a room like this.
"Oh, goodness," Anthony said. "This place is ..."
"Sweet," Grover said. "Absolutely sweet."
There were clothes in the closet, and they fit me. I frowned, thinking that this was a little strange.
Odin nodded. "It's good that she already sensed something was amiss."
I threw Ares's backpack in the trash can. Wouldn't need that anymore. When we left, I could just charge a new one at the hotel store.
I took a shower, which felt awesome after a week of grimy travel. I changed clothes, ate a bag of chips, drank three Cokes, and came out feeling better than I had in a long time. In the back of my mind, some small problem kept nagging me. I'd had a dream or something ... I needed to talk to my friends. But I was sure it could wait.
The gods were visibly startled by her dismissive thoughts.
"Wait?! Wait?! What is she talking about?! They are on a quest! They can't wait!" Apollo shouted, his unease evident.
"It seems she's forgetting her dream," Dionysus added grimly, his usual nonchalance absent.
"The place must be making her forget," Beelzebub observed, his tone laced with suspicion.
The gods' concern for the girl deepened, especially from Poseidon and Hades, who exchanged tense looks, their worry growing by the second.
I came out of the bedroom and found that Anthony and Grover had also showered and changed clothes. Grover was eating potato chips to his heart's content, while Anthony cranked up the National Geographic Channel.
"All those stations," I told him, "and you turn on National Geographic. Are you insane?"
"It's interesting."
Athena subtly nodded in agreement. She occasionally watched the channel herself, though she would never admit to indulging in a mortal program.
"I feel good," Grover said. "I love this place."
Without his even realizing it, the wings sprouted out of his shoes and lifted him a foot off the ground, then back down again.
"So what now?" Anthony asked. "Sleep?"
Grover and I looked at each other and grinned. We both held up our green plastic Lotus Cash cards.
"Play time," I said.
"Play time?" the gods echoed in disbelief, their voices overlapping.
"They're going to waste precious time on their quest!" Hera exclaimed, her tone sharp with frustration.
"Percilla needs to snap out of it!" Poseidon bellowed, his voice laced with a mix of worry and anger.
I couldn't remember the last time I had so much fun. I came from a relatively poor family. Our idea of a splurge was eating out at Burger King and renting a video. A five-star Vegas hotel? Forget it.
I bungee-jumped the lobby five or six times, did the waterslide, snowboarded the artificial ski slope, and played virtual-reality laser tag and FBI sharpshooter. I saw Grover a few times, going from game to game. He really liked the reverse hunter thing—where the deer go out and shoot the rednecks. I saw Anthony playing trivia games and other brainiac stuff. They had this huge 3-D sim game where you build your own city, and you could actually see the holographic buildings rise on the display board. I didn't think much of it, but Anthony loved it.
I'm not sure when I first realized something was wrong.
The gods sat in tense silence, their anticipation heavy as they waited for what was to come next.
Probably, it was when I noticed the guy standing next to me at VR sharpshooters. He was about thirteen, I guess, but his clothes were weird. I thought he was some Elvis impersonator's son. He wore bell-bottom jeans and a red T-shirt with black piping, and his hair was permed and gelled like a New Jersey girl's on homecoming night.
We played a game of sharpshooters together and he said, "Groovy, man. Been here two weeks, and the games keep getting better and better."
Groovy?
"Groovy? What an odd mortal term," Aphrodite commented, raising a thin eyebrow.
Buddha frowned. "This definitely doesn't seem right. Mortals don't use that term anymore. It's outdated." He stated, catching everyone's attention.
"How would you know, Buddha?" Shiva asked casually.
"I actually spent time in Midgard in the '60s and '70s because I was attracted to the peace movement." Buddha replied.
Later, while we were talking, I said something was "sick," and he looked at me kind of startled, as if he'd never heard the word used that way before.
He said his name was Darrin, but as soon as I started asking him questions he got bored with me and started to go back to the computer screen.
I said, "Hey, Darrin?"
"What?"
"What year is it?"
He frowned at me. "In the game?"
"No. In real life."
He had to think about it. "1977."
"No," I said, getting a little scared. "Really."
"Hey, man. Bad vibes. I got a game happening."
After that he totally ignored me.
"They are in a trap," Son Wukong stated.
"If they continue to stay in that place, they'll be stuck there," Susano'o added.
The gods grew increasingly alarmed as they processed the events unfolding.
Hades clenched his fists, a dark shadow crossing his features. "This place is warping time. They need to get out, and fast."
Athena bit her lip. "If they don't realize the danger soon, they'll be trapped in that illusion forever."
Apollo's voice was tight with worry. "They need to act quickly before they're completely consumed by whatever spell is at work there."
Poseidon's brow furrowed in anxiety, his gaze fixed on the screen as he observed the strange behavior of the boy. Even those known for their calm demeanor, like Odin and Thor, exchanged uneasy glances.
I started talking to people, and I found it wasn't easy. They were glued to the TV screen, or the video game, or their food, or whatever. I found a guy who told me it was 1985. Another guy told me it was 1993. They all claimed they hadn't been in here very long, a few days, a few weeks at most. They didn't really know and they didn't care.
Then it occurred to me: how long had I been here? It seemed like only a couple of hours, but was it?
"NO!" Everyone answered.
"I think they've already wasted too much time. They need to get the hell out of there right now!" Ares yelled.
I tried to remember why we were here. We were going to Los Angeles. We were supposed to find the entrance to the Underworld. My mother ... for a scary second, I had trouble remembering her name. Sally. Sally Jackson. I had to find her. I had to stop Hades from causing World War III.
"Yes, remember your quest!" Zeus shouted.
I found Anthony still building his city.
"Come on," I told him. "We've got to get out of here."
No response.
I shook him. "Anthony?"
He looked up, annoyed. "What?
"We need to leave."
"Leave? What are you talking about? I've just got the towers—"
"This place is a trap."
He didn't respond until I shook him again. "What?"
"Listen. The Underworld. Our quest!"
"Oh, come on, Percy. Just a few more minutes."
Poseidon's face darkened with anger. "Stop being foolish, half-breed! This is not a game! Your distractions will cost you everything."
"Anthony, there are people here from 1977. Kids who have never aged. You check in, and you stay forever."
"So?" He asked. "Can you imagine a better place?"
"Fucking listen to her!" Apollo shouted.
I grabbed his wrist and yanked him away from the game.
"Hey!" He screamed and hit me, but nobody else even bothered looking at us. They were too busy.
How dare that insignificant cretin hit her while she's trying to help! Poseidon thought angrily.
I made him look directly in my eyes. I said, "Spiders. Large, hairy spiders."
That jarred him. His vision cleared. "Oh my gods," he said. "How long have we—"
"I don't know, but we've got to find Grover."
Hestia sighs in relief. "Finally."
We went searching, and found him still playing Virtual Deer Hunter.
"Grover!" we both shouted.
He said, "Die, human! Die, silly polluting nasty person!"
"Grover!"
He turned the plastic gun on me and started clicking, as if I were just another image from the screen.
I looked at Anthony, and together we took Grover by the arms and dragged him away. His flying shoes sprang to life and started tugging his legs in the other direction as he shouted, "No! I just got to a new level! No!"
The Lotus bellhop hurried up to us. "Well, now, are you ready for your platinum cards?"
The gods stiffened at the man's sudden appearance.
"Get away from him, Percilla!" Poseidon growled.
"We're leaving," I told him.
"Such a shame," he said, and I got the feeling that he really meant it, that we'd be breaking his heart if we went. "We just added an entire new floor full of games for platinum-card members."
He held out the cards, and I wanted one. I knew that if I took one, I'd never leave. I'd stay here, happy forever, playing games forever, and soon I'd forget my mom, and my quest, and maybe even my own name. I'd be playing virtual rifleman with groovy Disco Darrin forever.
"Don't fall for it Percy!" Parvati, Durga, and Kali all shouted in unison, their voices filled with urgency.
Poseidon and the rest of the gods hoped she would keep a clear head.
Grover reached for the card, but Anthony yanked back his arm and said, "No, thanks."
We walked toward the door, and as we did, the smell of the food and the sounds of the games seemed to get more and more inviting. I thought about our room upstairs. We could just stay the night, sleep in a real bed for once....
"Just keep walking and don't turn back!" Hercules yelled.
Then we burst through the doors of the Lotus Casino and ran down the sidewalk. It felt like afternoon, about the same time of day we'd gone into the casino, but something was wrong. The weather had completely changed. It was stormy, with heat lightning flashing out in the desert.
Zeus scowled, knowing that it was another of his counterpart's temper tantrum.
Ares's backpack was slung over my shoulder, which was odd, because I was sure I had thrown it in the trash can in room 4001, but at the moment I had other problems to worry about.
Some gods huffed at the sight of the backpack being back.
"That is quite odd," Odin commented.
I ran to the nearest newspaper stand and read the year first. Thank the gods, it was the same year it had been when we went in. Then I noticed the date: June twentieth.
We had been in the Lotus Casino for five days.
We had only one day left until the summer solstice. One day to complete our quest.
The scene ended.
"SHIT!" Everyone exclaimed, the weight of the looming deadline sinking in as the gods realized how little time the demigods had left.
Chapter 39: *We Shop For Water Beds
Chapter Text
"They have to move faster," Susano'o said gravely. "Or else they'll be too late."
"Five days is too much time lost," Apollo muttered under his breath.
Zeus's eyes blazed with anger, his fingers twitching as if ready to strike something. "It was designed to distract, to confuse, and to keep them there for eternity. They should never return to that place again!"
A new title is shown:
We Shop For Water Beds
"HUH?" Everyone exclaimed in confusion, their eyes widening as the title flashed on the screen.
"Why would they need to shop for water beds?" Ares asked, furrowing his brow.
"Let's just wait and see what happens," Apollo muttered. "We should be used to these ridiculous titles by now."
It was Anthony's idea.
He loaded us into the back of a Vegas taxi as if we actually had money, and told the driver, "Los Angeles, please."
The cabbie chewed his cigar and sized us up. "That's three hundred miles. For that, you gotta pay up front."
"You accept casino debit cards?" Anthony asked.
He shrugged. "Some of 'em. Same as credit cards. I gotta swipe 'em through first."
Anthony handed him his green Lotus Cash card.
He looked at it skeptically.
"Swipe it," Anthony invited.
He did.
His meter machine started rattling. The lights flashed. Finally an infinity symbol came up next to the dollar sign.
Caishen and the other gods of money and wealth dropped their jaws to the floor.
"I knew it!" the Chinese god exclaimed.
Kubera, the Hindu god of wealth, began to salivate.
The cigar fell out of the driver's mouth. He looked back at us, his eyes wide. "Where to in Los Angeles... uh, Your Highness?"
Poseidon, Apollo, and Loki scoffed at the driver's sudden formality, each rolling their eyes in unison.
"The Santa Monica Pier." Anthony sat up a little straighter. I could tell he liked the "Your Highness" thing. "Get us there fast, and you can keep the change."
Maybe he shouldn't have told him that. The cab's speedometer never dipped below ninety-five the whole way through the Mojave Desert.
On the road, we had plenty of time to talk. I told Anthony and Grover about my latest dream, but the details got sketchier the more I tried to remember them. The Lotus Casino seemed to have short-circuited my memory. I couldn't recall what the invisible servant's voice had sounded like, though I was sure it was somebody I knew. The servant had called the monster in the pit something other than "my lord" ... some special name or title....
Hades, Susano'o, and Odin looked thoughtful, trying to figure out who this "my lord" might be.
Hermes couldn't seem to calm himself down after witnessing the girl's dream.
"The Silent One?" Anthony suggested. "The Rich One? Both of those are nicknames for Hades."
"He thinks that evil, unknown entity in her dream is Hades' counterpart," Indra stated.
"If my other self had been the one to torment her, then he truly is the lowest of the gods," Hades said coldly, his voice laced with anger. "And he is called The Silent One?"
"But the servant's voice called this lord The Crooked One," Susano'o interjected.
"So it is likely not your other self, Hades," Odin concluded, his tone measured.
"Maybe ..." I said, though neither sounded quite right.
"That throne room sounds like Hades's," Grover said. "That's the way it's usually described."
I shook my head. "Something's wrong. The throne room wasn't the main part of the dream. And that voice from the pit ... I don't know. It just didn't feel like a god's voice."
The atmosphere of the room suddenly became heavy.
"Not a god? What else could it be?" Sun Wukong asked, his voice tinged with curiosity.
Rhea furrowed her brows. "If it's not a god that spoke in her dreams, then..." The Titaness suddenly widened her eyes.
NO! NO, NO, NO! she thought wildly, shaking her head in denial, which startled everyone around her.
"Mother, what's wrong?" Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon asked in unison, worry evident in their voices.
Adamas looked at the Titaness from a distance, worry evident on his face.
"It's nothing, my sons," Rhea replied, finally composing herself.
Anthony's eyes widened.
"What?" I asked.
"Oh ... nothing. I was just—No, it has to be Hades. Maybe he sent this thief, this invisible person, to get the master bolt, and something went wrong—"
"Like what?"
"I—I don't know," he said. "But if he stole Zeus's symbol of power from Olympus, and the gods were hunting him, I mean, a lot of things could go wrong. So this thief had to hide the bolt, or he lost it somehow. Anyway, he failed to bring it to Hades. That's what the voice said in your dream, right? The guy failed. That would explain what the Furies were searching for when they came after us on the bus. Maybe they thought we had retrieved the bolt."
The gods exchanged uneasy glances as they processed Anthony's theory, their reactions ranging from skeptical to deeply concerned.
Thor crossed his arms, his expression stern. "If this thief lost a weapon as powerful as the master bolt, then he's either a fool or a coward. Neither sits well with me."
Loki, smirking as usual, leaned back in his seat. "Or perhaps," he drawled, "the thief didn't lose it at all. Maybe he hid it, waiting for the right moment to strike."
Odin spoke next, his tone measured. "If what the girl says is true—that the voice from the pit is not of a god—then they are facing a darker foe. One beyond their sight and reach."
Hel, the Norse goddess of death, tilted her head with a curious smile. "Perhaps it's a forgotten creature, a being cast into the abyss for reasons those alternate gods have chosen to ignore."
Zeus, his expression grave, glanced between the others. "If this bolt was meant for my alternate self and never arrived, it would explain the unrest among the gods of that universe. The involvement of a non-divine entity complicates matters."
Hades's voice cut through the tension. "Regardless of who—or what—this entity is, the question remains: what does it want with the bolt?"
"I think... whoever wants the bolt poses a risk to everyone in that world, including Percy," Susano'o said.
Poseidon's commanding demeanor faltered as
Susano'o's words sank in. He straightened in his seat, his light blue eyes narrowing in unease.
I wasn't sure what was wrong with him. He looked pale.
"But if I'd already retrieved the bolt," I said, "why would I be traveling to the Underworld?"
"To threaten Hades," Grover suggested. "To bribe or blackmail him into getting your mom back."
"Wow, didn't see that coming," Shiva remarked.
I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat."
"Why, thank you."
"But the thing in the pit said it was waiting for two items," I said. "If the master bolt is one, what's the other?"
Grover shook his head, clearly mystified.
The gods were also pondering what the second item could be.
Anthony was looking at me as if he knew my next question, and was silently willing me not to ask it.
"You have an idea what might be in that pit, don't you?" I asked him. "I mean, if it isn't Hades?"
"Percy ... let's not talk about it. Because if it isn't Hades ... No. It has to be Hades."
"Who else could it be if not my brother's counterpart?" Zeus asked.
But no one had any clue.
His mother, however, continued to look deeply troubled.
Wasteland rolled by. We passed a sign that said CALIFORNIA STATE LINE, 12 MILES.
I got the feeling I was missing one simple, critical piece of information. It was like when I stared at a common word I should know, but I couldn't make sense of it because one or two letters were floating around. The more I thought about my quest, the more I was sure that confronting Hades wasn't the real answer. There was something else going on, something even more dangerous.
Anyone could have cut through the tension in the room with a knife as the gods silently watched.
The problem was: we were hurtling toward the Underworld at ninety-five miles an hour, betting that Hades had the master bolt. If we got there and found out we were wrong, we wouldn't have time to correct ourselves. The solstice deadline would pass and war would begin.
"I hope they weren't wrong," Artemis said, her voice tight with concern.
"The answer is in the Underworld," Anthony assured me. "You saw spirits of the dead, Percy. There's only one place that could be. We're doing the right thing."
He tried to boost our morale by suggesting clever strategies for getting into the Land of the Dead, but my heart wasn't in it. There were just too many unknown factors. It was like cramming for a test without knowing the subject. And believe me, I'd done that enough times.
"Clever strategies won't matter if they don't even know what they're walking into," Apollo said, his tone uncharacteristically subdued. "This is a risk they can't afford to take lightly."
The cab sped west. Every gust of wind through Death Valley sounded like a spirit of the dead. Every time the brakes hissed on an eighteen-wheeler, it reminded me of Echidna's reptilian voice.
At sunset, the taxi dropped us at the beach in Santa Monica. It looked exactly the way L.A. beaches do in the movies, only it smelled worse. There were carnival rides lining the Pier, palm trees lining the sidewalks, homeless guys sleeping in the sand dunes, and surfer dudes waiting for the perfect wave.
Grover, Anthony, and I walked down to the edge of the surf.
"What now?" Anthony asked.
The Pacific was turning gold in the setting sun. I thought about how long it had been since I'd stood on the beach at Montauk, on the opposite side of the country, looking out at a different sea.
How could there be a god who could control all that? What did my science teacher used to say—two-thirds of the earth's surface was covered in water? How could I be the daughter of someone that powerful?
"Power isn't just about control," Poseidon said softly, as if speaking directly to her. "It's about understanding. The sea is my domain, not because I command it, but because I belong to it. It's in my ichor, just as it's in yours. You may not understand it all yet, Percilla, but the sea has a way of revealing its truths. You'll find your place in it, just as I did."
I stepped into the surf.
"Percy?" Anthony said. "What are you doing?"
I kept walking, up to my waist, then my chest.
He called after me, "You know how polluted that water is? There're all kinds of toxic—"
That's when my head went under.
I held my breath at first. It's difficult to intentionally inhale water. Finally I couldn't stand it anymore. I gasped. Sure enough, I could breathe normally.
I walked down into the shoals. I shouldn't have been able to see through the murk, but somehow I could tell where everything was. I could sense the rolling texture of the bottom. I could make out sand-dollar colonies dotting the sandbars. I could even see the currents, warm and cold streams swirling together.
The god of the sea smiled at the at the sight, his gaze approving as he watched his daughter move through the water with ease, as if the ocean itself had accepted her.
I felt something rub against my leg. I looked down and almost shot out of the water like a ballistic missile. Sliding along beside me was a five-foot-long mako shark.
But the thing wasn't attacking. It was nuzzling me. Heeling like a dog. Tentatively, I touched its dorsal fin. It bucked a little, as if inviting me to hold tighter. I grabbed the fin with both hands. It took off, pulling me along. The shark carried me down into the darkness. It deposited me at the edge of the ocean proper, where the sand bank dropped off into a huge chasm. It was like standing on the rim of the Grand Canyon at midnight, not being able to see much, but knowing the void was right there.
The surface shimmered maybe a hundred and fifty feet above. I knew I should've been crushed by the pressure. Then again, I shouldn't have been able to breathe. I wondered if there was a limit to how deep I could go, if I could sink straight to the bottom of the Pacific.
Then I saw something glimmering in the darkness below, growing bigger and brighter as it rose toward me. A woman's voice, like my mother's, called: "Percilla Jackson."
Everyone stiffened at the familiar voice.
As she got closer, her shape became clearer. She had flowing black hair, a dress made of green silk. Light flickered around her, and her eyes were so distractingly beautiful I hardly noticed the stallion-sized sea horse she was riding.
"It's that Nereid from before," Athena said, her voice tinged with recognition. "From when the girl fell from the archway."
Everyone grimaced at the reminder of that horrible scene.
Poseidon glared at the woman his copy had sent to his daughter.
She dismounted. The sea horse and the mako shark whisked off and started playing something that looked like tag. The underwater lady smiled at me. "You've come far, Percilla Jackson. Well done."
I wasn't quite sure what to do, so I bowed. "You're the woman who spoke to me in the Mississippi River."
"Yes, child. I am a Nereid, a spirit of the sea. It was not easy to appear so far upriver, but the naiads, my freshwater cousins, helped sustain my life force. They honor Lord Poseidon, though they do not serve in his court."
"And ... you serve in Poseidon's court?"
She nodded. "It has been many years since a child of the Sea God has been born. We have watched you with great interest."
Suddenly I remembered faces in the waves off Montauk Beach when I was a little girl, reflections of smiling women. Like so many of the weird things in my life, I'd never given it much thought before.
"So they truly have been watching her," Hestia commented.
"If my father is so interested in me," I said, "why isn't he here? Why doesn't he speak to me?"
"Yeah, why doesn't her father show up when it counts?" Zeus said, his voice tinged with frustration. "It's like he's always lurking around but never actually there when she needs him."
Poseidon scowled deeply and crossed his arms.
His thoughts churned like a storm. How could he not be there for her? Where was he when she needed him most? Poseidon's fingers tightened into fists at his sides.
I could never ignore her like that.
It angered him, the thought of another god—especially his counterpart—failing to fulfill their duty. Percilla was his daughter. How could his counterpart not protect her, not guide her?
Poseidon's gaze darkened as his thoughts ran deeper.
I won't ever let her be alone. I will be there for her.
Percilla was his, and he would never turn his back on her.
A cold current rose out of the depths.
"Do not judge the Lord of the Sea too harshly," the Nereid told me. "He stands at the brink of an unwanted war. He has much to occupy his time. Besides, he is forbidden to help you directly. The gods may not show such favoritism."
Rhea, Leto, and Hestia frowned in disapproval.
"Forbidden to help directly?" Apollo scoffed, reclining in his seat with a smirk that didn't reach his eyes. "How convenient. Sounds like a great excuse to avoid responsibility."
"A war might demand attention, but even if he couldn't help her, he could have visited her, if only for a moment. How could he not visit her at least a few more times over the past fourteen years of her life?" Hades said.
Poseidon's jaw tightened, his face contorting in fury.
"Even to their own children?"
"Especially to them. The gods can work by indirect influence only. That is why I give you a warning, and a gift."
"At least there's that," Buddha said sarcastically.
Brunhilde's expression darkened as she listened, her sharp eyes narrowing in frustration.
These gods always justify their neglect with rules and restrictions, yet they seem to find loopholes when it suits their pride or vengeance. Indirect influence? Convenient words to mask indifference. If they truly cared, they'd find a way—favoritism be damned.
She held out her hand. Three white pearls flashed in her palm.
"I know you journey to Hades's realm," she said. "Few mortals have ever done this and survived: Orpheus, who had great music skill; Hercules, who had great strength; Houdini, who could escape even the depths of Tartarus. Do you have these talents?"
Hercules's ears perked up.
"Urn ... no, ma'am."
"Ah, but you have something else, Percilla. You have gifts you have only begun to know. The oracles have foretold a great and terrible future for you, should you survive to womanhood. Poseidon would not have you die before your time. Therefore take these, and when you are in need, smash a pearl at your feet."
The room of gods fell silent as the weight of the Nereid's words sank in.
"A great and terrible future for my granddaughter?!" Rhea exclaimed in horror. "That can't be true! Not my Percilla!"
"Fate can be cruel," Hera muttered, her expression unreadable. "But it can also be defied. What will this girl choose to do with it?"
"Foretold futures are rarely as simple as they seem," Zeus said loudly, cutting through the murmurs. "A terrible fate might mean sacrifice, or it might mean destruction. It all depends on the choices made."
Hercules furrowed his brow, glancing at his father. "If it's a matter of choice, then she needs guidance, not just warnings."
Poseidon's silence was deafening, his cold eyes fixed on the Nereid's image on the screen.
"What will happen?"
"That," she said, "depends on the need. But remember: what belongs to the sea will always return to the sea."
"What about the warning?"
Her eyes flickered with green light. "Go with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all. Hades feeds on doubt and hopelessness. He will trick you if he can, make you mistrust your own judgment. Once you are in his realm, he will never willingly let you leave. Keep faith. Good luck, Percilla Jackson."
Hades's gaze turned icy. That copy of mine better let her leave.
She summoned her sea horse and rode toward the void.
"Wait!" I called. "At the river, you said not to trust the gifts. What gifts?"
"Good-bye, young heroine," she called back, her voice fading into the depths. "You must listen to your heart." She became a speck of glowing green, and then she was gone.
"She's not that much help," Loki said with a sneer.
I wanted to follow her down into the darkness. I wanted to see the court of Poseidon. But I looked up at the sunset darkening on the surface. My friends were waiting. We had so little time....
I kicked upward toward the shore.
When I reached the beach, my clothes dried instantly. I told Grover and Anthony what had happened, and showed them the pearls.
Anthony grimaced. "No gift comes without a price."
"They were free."
"No." He shook his head. "'There is no such thing as a free lunch.' That's an ancient Greek saying that translated pretty well into American. There will be a price. You wait."
On that happy thought, we turned our backs on the sea.
With some spare change from Ares's backpack, we took the bus into West Hollywood. I showed the driver the Underworld address slip I'd taken from Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium, but he'd never heard of DOA Recording Studios.
"You remind me of somebody I saw on TV," he told me. "You a child actor or something?"
Buddha coughed. "More like a mistaken terrorist."
"Uh ... I'm a stunt double ... for a lot of child actors."
"Oh! That explains it."
We thanked him and got off quickly at the next stop.
We wandered for miles on foot, looking for DOA. Nobody seemed to know where it was. It didn't appear in the phone book.
"My other self must be hiding his location," Hades mused.
Twice, we ducked into alleys to avoid cop cars.
I froze in front of an appliance-store window because a television was playing an interview with somebody who looked very familiar—my stepdad, Smelly Gabe. He was talking to Barbara Walters—I mean, as if he were some kind of huge celebrity. She was interviewing him in our apartment, in the middle of a poker game, and there was a young blond lady sitting next to him, patting his hand.
A fake tear glistened on his cheek. He was saying, "Honest, Ms. Walters, if it wasn't for Sugar here, my grief counselor, I'd be a wreck. My stepdaughter took everything I cared about. My wife ... my Camaro ... I—I'm sorry. I have trouble talking about it."
Everyone's reaction to this abominable man's reappearance was unrestrained.
"I can't believe the fucking audacity of this human to act like he cared for her!" Apollo said with rage. "He had no regard for her, yet here he is, trying to play the victim for the cameras. He doesn't deserve an ounce of sympathy."
"He's... no better than a rat," Hera muttered, her voice dripping with disdain. "How dare he bask in such attention when he doesn't deserve an ounce of it."
Ares clenched his fists, his anger palpable. "He was never a father to her. He was a parasite. And now he's seeking attention? Pathetic."
Poseidon looked furious. "It's revolting to see someone like him paraded in such a way. It infuriates me to think he could have ever been a part of my daughter's life!" he exclaimed.
"A man like that doesn't deserve to be in the limelight. He's nothing but an utter fool," Hades said coldly.
"There you have it, America." Barbara Walters turned to the camera. "A man torn apart. An adolescent girl with serious issues. Let me show you, again, the last known photo of this troubled young fugitive, taken a week ago in Denver."
The screen cut to a grainy shot of me, Anthony, and Grover standing outside the Colorado diner, talking to Ares.
"Who are the other children in this photo?" Barbara Walters asked dramatically. "Who is the man with them? Is Percilla Jackson a delinquent, a terrorist, or perhaps the brainwashed victim of a frightening new cult? When we come back, we chat with a leading child psychologist. Stay tuned, America."
"C'mon," Grover told me. He hauled me away before I could punch a hole in the appliance-store window.
"The satyr should've let her, I'd want to see it," Cú Chulainn said with a grin.
It got dark, and hungry-looking characters started coming out on the streets to play. Now, don't get me wrong. I'm a New Yorker. I don't scare easy. But L.A. had a totally different feel from New York. Back home, everything seemed close. It didn't matter how big the city was, you could get anywhere without getting lost. The street pattern and the subway made sense. There was a system to how things worked. A kid could be safe as long as he wasn't stupid.
L.A. wasn't like that. It was spread out, chaotic, hard to move around. It reminded me of Ares. It wasn't enough for L.A. to be big; it had to prove it was big by being loud and strange and difficult to navigate, too. I didn't know how we were ever going to find the entrance to the Underworld by tomorrow, the summer solstice.
"She described you so well," Aphrodite teased her boyfriend.
Ares looked shocked. "How can you say that, Dite?! I am not loud and chaotic!" He protested, clearly offended, but a grin tugged at the corner of his mouth. "I'm just... passionately expressive... especially in the bedroom."
His girlfriend turned away, rolling her eyes, but a soft smile tugged at the corners of her lips.
Dionysus and Hephaestus gagged.
We walked past gangbangers, bums, and street hawkers, who looked at us like they were trying to figure if we were worth the trouble of mugging.
The gods became worried as they observed the scene unfolding. Poseidon's jaw tightened. "This isn't a place for my daughter," he muttered. "She needs to get out of there."
Apollo's brow furrowed. "They're walking straight into danger. I don't like this."
Hades's face hardened. "If they're not cautious, it could cost them."
As we hurried passed the entrance of an alley, a voice from the darkness said, "Hey, you."
Like an idiot, I stopped.
"No, keep moving!" everyone yelled.
Before I knew it, we were surrounded. A gang of kids had circled us. Six of them in all—white kids with expensive clothes and mean faces. Like the kids at Yancy Academy: rich brats playing at being bad boys.
"Don't worry, I think she can take them," Shiva said confidently.
Instinctively, I uncapped Riptide.
When the sword appeared out of nowhere, the kids backed off, but their leader was either really stupid or really brave, because he kept coming at me with a switchblade.
The kid yelped. But he must've been one hundred percent mortal, because the blade passed harmlessly right through his chest. He looked down. "What the ..."
I figured I had about three seconds before his shock turned to anger. "Run!" I screamed at Anthony and Grover.
"Or...maybe not," Shiva retracted, a sweatdrop appearing anime-style.
We pushed two kids out of the way and raced down the street, not knowing where we were going. We turned a sharp corner.
"There!" Anthony shouted.
Only one store on the block looked open, its windows glaring with neon. The sign above the door said something like CRSTUY'S WATRE BDE ALPACE.
"Crusty's Water Bed Palace?" Grover translated.
"Time to shop for some water beds!" Loki said giddily in his seat.
It didn't sound like a place I'd ever go except in an emergency, but this definitely qualified.
We burst through the doors, ran behind a water bed, and ducked. A split second later, the gang kids ran past outside.
"I think we lost them," Grover panted.
A voice behind us boomed, "Lost who?"
We all jumped.
Standing behind us was a guy who looked like a raptor in a leisure suit. He was at least seven feet tall, with absolutely no hair. He had gray, leathery skin, thick-lidded eyes, and a cold, reptilian smile. He moved toward us slowly, but I got the feeling he could move fast if he needed to.
Everyone instantly stiffened. Poseidon's eyes narrowed suspiciously as he observed the stranger.
Shiva's muscles tensed. "I don't like the look of him. Something's off."
The air around Hades grew colder. "She needs to be careful. He's not to be trusted."
Zeus grunted, clenching his fists. "This guy doesn't seem right. Something tells me he's not someone she should mess with."
His suit might've come from the Lotus Casino. It belonged back in the seventies, big-time. The shirt was silk paisley, unbuttoned halfway down his hairless chest. The lapels on his velvet jacket were as wide as landing strips. The silver chains around his neck—I couldn't even count them.
"I'm Crusty," he said, with a tartar-yellow smile.
I resisted the urge to say, Yes, you are.
Some of the gods snickered, including, unsurprisingly, Loki, Buddha, Shiva, and Anubis.
"Sorry to barge in," I told him. "We were just, um, browsing."
"You mean hiding from those no-good kids," he grumbled. "They hang around every night. I get a lot of people in here, thanks to them. Say, you want to look at a water bed?"
I was about to say No, thanks, when he put a huge paw on my shoulder and steered me deeper into the showroom.
Poseidon looked murderous.
How dare that filthy cretin touch her!
The Tyrant had the urge to cut that hand off.
There was every kind of water bed you could imagine: different kinds of wood, different patterns of sheets; queen-size, king-size, emperor-of-the-universe-size.
"This is my most popular model." Crusty spread his hands proudly over a bed covered with black satin sheets, with built-in Lava Lamps on the headboard. The mattress vibrated, so it looked like oil-flavored Jell-O.
"Million-hand massage," Crusty told us. "Go on, try it out. Shoot, take a nap. I don't care. No business today, any-way."
"Um," I said, "I don't think ..."
"Million-hand massage!" Grover cried, and dove in. "Oh, you guys! This is cool."
"Hmm," Crusty said, stroking his leathery chin. "Almost, almost."
"Almost what?" I asked.
The deities suddenly felt a chill run down their spines, a growing sense of unease.
He looked at Anthony. "Do me a favor and try this one over here, lad. Might fit."
Anthony said, "But what—"
He patted his reassuringly on the shoulder and led him over to the Safari Deluxe model with teakwood lions carved into the frame and a leopard-patterned comforter. When Anthony didn't want to lie down, Crusty pushed him.
"Hey!" he protested.
Crusty snapped his fingers. "Ergo!"
Ropes sprang from the sides of the bed, lashing around Anthony, holding him to the mattress.
Athena and the other gods gasped in shock.
"What the fuck?!" Adamas blurted out in disbelief, forgetting he was supposed to stay quiet.
Grover tried to get up, but ropes sprang from his black-satin bed, too, and lashed him down.
"N-not c-c-cool!" he yelled, his voice vibrating from the million-hand massage. "N-not c-cool a-at all!"
The giant looked at Anthony, then turned toward me and grinned. "Almost, darn it."
Beelzebub narrowed his eyes, his voice low and dangerous. "He's no ordinary salesman, and definitely not mortal."
"What the hell is that guy?!" Morrígan exclaimed. "The girl needs to stay away from him!"
I tried to step away, but his hand shot out and clamped around the back of my neck. "Whoa, kid. Don't worry. We'll find you one in a sec."
Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, Thor, and Beelzebub looked terrifying, sending a chill through the minor gods.
"Let my friends go."
"Oh, sure I will. But I got to make them fit, first."
"What do you mean?"
"All the beds are exactly six feet, see? Your friends are too short. Got to make them fit."
Anthony and Grover kept struggling.
"Can't stand imperfect measurements," Crusty muttered. "Ergo!"
A new set of ropes leaped out from the top and bottom of the beds, wrapping around Grover and Anthony's ankles, then around their armpits. The ropes started tightening, pulling my friends from both ends.
Seeing her son struggle, Athena bit her lip anxiously.
"Don't worry," Crusty told me, "These are stretching jobs. Maybe three extra inches on their spines. They might even live. Now why don't we find a bed you like, huh?"
Hephaestus winced. "That sounds painful."
"DON'T YOU DARE, YOU VILE SCUM!" Poseidon suddenly roared, barely restraining himself from attacking the screen.
Rhea, Zeus, and Hades were also struggling to keep their composure.
"Percy!" Grover yelled.
My mind was racing. I knew I couldn't take on this giant water-bed salesman alone. He would snap my neck before I ever got my sword out.
Hestia felt like she would faint if this creep managed to trap her niece, her eyes wide with concern as she silently prayed.
"Your real name's not Crusty, is it?" I asked.
"Legally, it's Procrustes," he admitted.
"We don't have a Procrustes in our world. I wonder who his parents are," Zeus mused.
"The Stretcher," I said. I remembered the story: the giant who'd tried to kill Theseus with excess hospitality on his way to Athens.
"Sounds like a horror movie serial killer," Adamas muttered to himself.
"T-The.... S-Stretcher...." Göll stammered fearfully from behind Brunhilde, trying her best not to faint again.
"Yeah," the salesman said. "But who can pronounce Procrustes? Bad for business. Now 'Crusty,' anybody can say that."
"You're right. It's got a good ring to it."
His eyes lit up. "You think so?"
"Oh, absolutely," I said. "And the workmanship on these beds? Fabulous!"
The gods exchanged glances, eyebrows raised, silently wondering what she was up to.
He grinned hugely, but his fingers didn't loosen on my neck. "I tell my customers that. Every time. Nobody bothers to look at the workmanship. How many built-in Lava Lamp headboards have you seen?"
"Not too many."
"That's right!"
"Percy!" Anthony yelled. "What are you doing?"
"Don't mind him," I told Procrustes. "He's impossible."
"She is baiting him," Hermes murmured, his sharp eyes narrowing as he leaned forward, intrigued by Percy's strategy.
"Smart girl," Athena added, her tone a mix of approval and tension. "But she's walking a dangerous line."
Poseidon, still tense, muttered through gritted teeth, "She shouldn't have to do this at all."
The giant laughed. "All my customers are. Never six feet exactly. So inconsiderate. And then they complain about the fitting."
"What do you do if they're longer than six feet?"
"Oh, that happens all the time. It's a simple fix."
He let go of my neck, but before I could react, he reached behind a nearby sales desk and brought out a huge double-bladed brass axe. He said, "I just center the subject as best I can and lop off whatever hangs over on either end."
Every god in the room froze, their eyes wide with shock and horror. Poseidon's fists clenched, and the air around his hands grew cold, frost beginning to form on the floor and the walls as if the very atmosphere was freezing in response to his fury. Hades' expression darkened, his hands crackling with eerie, cold energy. Bolts of lightning flickered dangerously in Zeus's grasp, ready to strike.
"Ah," I said, swallowing hard. "Sensible."
"I'm so glad to come across an intelligent customer!"
The ropes were really stretching my friends now. Anthony was turning pale. Grover made gurgling sounds, like a strangled goose.
Loki wanted to laugh at the satyr but felt it wasn't a good time.
"So, Crusty ..." I said, trying to keep my voice light. I glanced at the sales tag on the valentine-shaped Honeymoon Special. "Does this one really have dynamic stabilizers to stop wave motion?"
"Absolutely. Try it out."
"Yeah, maybe I will. But would it work even for a big guy like you? No waves at all?"
"Guaranteed."
"No way."
"Way."
"Show me."
Everyone watched silently, anticipating what would happen next as the scene unfolded.
He sat down eagerly on the bed, patted the mattress. "No waves. See?"
I snapped my fingers. "Ergo."
Ropes lashed around Crusty and flattened him against the mattress.
"Hey!" he yelled.
"Center him just right," I said.
The ropes readjusted themselves at my command. Crusty's whole head stuck out the top. His feet stuck out the bottom.
"No!" he said. "Wait! This is just a demo."
Everyone cheered, then erupted into laughter, their faces expressing their relief.
Poseidon's fury had turned to an amused smirk. "Not bad, Percilla," he said, his voice low but filled with approval. "I shouldn't be surprised that you've managed to trick him."
Hades grinned darkly, his chilling eyes gleaming with satisfaction. "Well played, my dear niece."
For some reason, his brother calling her his dear niece irked Poseidon.
Persephone raised an eyebrow upon hearing that.
Zeus let out a hearty laugh. "Well done, Percy. That's the kind of spark I like to see."
Apollo couldn't help but chuckle, shaking his head. "This is unbelievable. She was able to turn a dangerous situation to her advantage."
Even Hera allowed herself a small smirk. "Well, it's one way to handle an unwanted salesman."
The gods around the room let out relieved sighs and applauded, clearly impressed with the quick thinking and smooth execution.
I uncapped Riptide. "A few simple adjustments ..."
I had no qualms about what I was about to do. If Crusty were human, I couldn't hurt him anyway. If he was a monster, he deserved to turn into dust for a while.
"You drive a hard bargain," he told me. "I'll give you thirty percent off on selected floor models.'"
"I think I'll start with the top." I raised my sword.
"Cut his legs off!" Loki yelled. Other gods yelled this as well.
Even powerful gods like Hades and Poseidon wanted her to do that too.
"No money down! No interest for six months!"
I swung the sword. Crusty stopped making offers.
Everyone fell silent as they processed what they had just seen.
"She actually did it," Zeus remarked in disbelief.
Poseidon gave a smile of approval that showed his shark-like teeth.
Maybe my daughter and I are more similar than I initially thought.
I cut the ropes on the other beds. Anthony and Grover got to their feet, groaning and wincing and cursing me a lot.
"You look taller," I said.
"Very funny," Anthony said. "Be faster next time."
I looked at the bulletin board behind Crusty's sales desk. There was an advertisement for Hermes Delivery Service, and another for the All-New Compendium of L.A. Area Monsters—"The only Monstrous Yellow Pages you'll ever need!" Under that, a bright orange flier for DOA Recording Studios, offering commissions for heroes' souls. "We are always looking for new talent!" DOA's address was right underneath with a map.
"They are close," Hades stated.
"Come on," I told my friends.
"Give us a minute," Grover complained. "We were almost stretched to death.'"
"Then you're ready for the Underworld," I said. "It's only a block from here."
Scene end.
"That was intense," Dionysus remarked.
Chapter 40: *Anthony Does Obedience School
Chapter Text
"Yeah, the thought of being forced to stretch my body or losing my legs gives me the shivers," Hephaestus agreed with Dionysus.
"It's a good thing Percilla didn't have to deal with that," Ares said.
New title appears on the screen:
Anthony Does Obedience School
The gods exchanged confused looks.
Apollo raised an eyebrow. "Obedience school? Oh, it's an institution to train pets, usually dogs. You know, teaching them commands like sit, stay, roll over..."
Athena's gaze narrowed thoughtfully. "Why exactly would my son be training pets?"
The sun god shrugged, his expression a mix of amusement and confusion. "Well, I'm not entirely sure; these kids probably got themselves into some weird situation."
We stood in the shadows of Valencia Boulevard, looking up at gold letters etched in black marble: DOA RECORDING STUDIOS.
Underneath, stenciled on the glass doors: NO SOLICITORS. NO LOITERING. NO LIVING.
It was almost midnight, but the lobby was brightly lit and full of people. Behind the security desk sat a tough-looking guard with sunglasses and an earpiece.
I turned to my friends. "Okay. You remember the plan."
"The plan," Grover gulped. "Yeah. I love the plan."
"He don't sound confident about it," Shiva observed.
Anthony said, "What happens if the plan doesn't work?"
"Don't think negative."
"Right," he said. "We're entering the Land of the Dead, and I shouldn't think negative."
I took the pearls out of my pocket, the three milky spheres the Nereid had given me in Santa Monica. They didn't seem like much of a backup in case something went wrong.
"My counterpart's so-called gifts better not be useless," Poseidon muttered, his tone laced with skepticism as he eyed the pearls with disdain.
Anthony put his hand on my shoulder. "I'm sorry, Percy. You're right, we'll make it. It'll be fine."
The sea tyrant's eye twitched at the audacity of the half-breed daring to touch her.
He gave Grover a nudge.
"Oh, right!" he chimed in. "We got this far. We'll find the master bolt and save your mom. No problem."
I looked at them both, and felt really grateful. Only a few minutes before, I'd almost gotten them stretched to death on deluxe water beds, and now they were trying to be brave for my sake, trying to make me feel better.
"I actually think they are good friends to her," Hestia said, though some of the other gods looked like they had swallowed a lemon, clearly showing their disagreement.
Her blonde younger brother was among those gods.
I slipped the pearls back in my pocket. "Let's whup some Underworld butt."
Hades chuckled at his niece, his deep voice echoing with amusement as he found her boldness both entertaining and endearing.
We walked inside the DOA lobby.
Muzak played softly on hidden speakers. The carpet and walls were steel gray. Pencil cactuses grew in the corners like skeleton hands. The furniture was black leather, and every seat was taken. There were people sitting on couches, people standing up, people staring out the windows or waiting for the elevator. Nobody moved, or talked, or did much of anything. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see them all just fine, but if I focused on any one of them in particular, they started looking ... transparent. I could see right through their bodies.
The security guard's desk was a raised podium, so we had to look up at him.
He was tall and elegant, with chocolate-colored skin and bleached-blond hair shaved military style. He wore tortoiseshell shades and a silk Italian suit that matched his hair. A black rose was pinned to his lapel under a silver name tag.
"What a dashing-looking guy," Hermes commented, admiring the suit.
I read the name tag, then looked at him in bewilderment. "Your name is Chiron?"
The gods read the tag as well, their expressions shifting to varying degrees of confusion and disbelief.
The Olympians sweatdropped at Percilla saying the man's name wrong.
"It's... close," Hades said, his tone a mix of amusement and exasperation as he squinted at the tag for confirmation. "But I'm surprised Charon's alternate self has skin. Likely, he's using an illusion on himself."
His ferryman, who couldn't be here in the Council as he has to oversee the passage of souls, looks like a living skeleton.
He leaned across the desk. I couldn't see anything in his glasses except my own reflection, but his smile was sweet and cold, like a pythons, right before it eats you.
Poseidon bristled, wanting to protect Percy. But obviously, he couldn't, since he was only watching something that had already passed.
"What a precious young lady." He had a strange accent—British, maybe, but also as if he had learned English as a second language. "Tell me, mate, do I look like a centaur?"
"N-no."
"Sir," he added smoothly.
"Sir," I said.
He pinched the name tag and ran his finger under the letters. "Can you read this, mate? It says C-H-A-R-O-N. Say it with me: CARE-ON."
"Charon."
"Amazing! Now: Mr. Charon."
"Mr. Charon," I said.
"Well done." He sat back. "I hate being confused with that old horse-man. And now, how may I help you little dead ones?"
"Um...but they're not dead," Anubis pointed out, before being shushed again by his mom.
His question caught in my stomach like a fastball. I looked at Anthony for support.
"We want to go the Underworld," he said.
Charon's mouth twitched. "Well, that's refreshing."
"It is?" he asked.
"Straightforward and honest. No screaming. No 'There must be a mistake, Mr. Charon.'" He looked us over. "How did you die, then?"
I nudged Grover.
"Oh," he said. "Um ... drowned ... in the bathtub."
"Wha...?" everyone murmured, trailing off in disbelief at the satyr's answer.
"All three of you?" Charon asked. We nodded.
Everyone laughed, finding the scene hilarious.
"Oh... wow... that must have been some death," Buddha joked with dark humor.
"Oh, that's a new one," Apollo remarked, raising an eyebrow, clearly amused by the bizarre situation.
"Never heard of that method before," Athena added dryly, giving a slightly skeptical look.
"Drowned in a bathtub?" Hermes said, half-laughing, half-shaking his head. "Well, that's certainly... unconventional."
"How tragic," Poseidon commented with mock sympathy, though his tone was laced with sarcasm. "What an adventurous way to go."
"Could have been worse," Hades said, his tone lighthearted as he leaned back in his chair. "At least they didn't drown in their own tears."
Everyone chuckled at Hades' dark joke.
"Big bathtub." Charon looked mildly impressed. "I don't suppose you have coins for passage. Normally, with adults, you see, I could charge your American Express, or add the ferry price to your last cable bill. But with children ... alas, you never die prepared. Suppose you'll have to take a seat for a few centuries."
"Oh, but we have coins." I set three golden drachmas on the counter, part of the stash I'd found in Crusty's office desk.
"Well, now ..." Charon moistened his lips. "Real drachmas. Real golden drachmas. I haven't seen these in ..."
His fingers hovered greedily over the coins.
"If I were Greek, I would immediately snatch those coins," Kubera muttered.
We were so close.
"Oh shit, was she just caught?" Dionysus exclaimed.
Then Charon looked at me. That cold stare behind his glasses seemed to bore a hole through my chest. "Here now," he said. "You couldn't read my name correctly. Are you dyslexic, lady?"
"No," I said. "I'm dead."
Charon leaned forward and took a sniff. "You're not dead. I should've known. You're a godling."
The gods stiffened again. This was probably going to be a regular occurrence.
"We have to get to the Underworld," I insisted.
Charon made a growling sound deep in his throat.
Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, and Adamas resisted the urge to pull their weapons.
Rhea sighed and gazed upward, silently hoping that fate would spare her granddaughter from harm.
Immediately, all the people in the waiting room got up and started pacing, agitated, lighting cigarettes, running hands through their hair, or checking their wristwatches.
"Leave while you can," Charon told us. "I'll just take these and forget I saw you."
He started to go for the coins, but I snatched them back.
"No service, no tip." I tried to sound braver than I felt.
Charon growled again—a deep, blood-chilling sound. The spirits of the dead started pounding on the elevator doors.
"It's a shame, too," I sighed. "We had more to offer."
I held up the entire bag from Crusty's stash. I took out a fistful of drachmas and let the coins spill through my fingers.
Loki munched on a bag of popcorn, appearing quite entertained.
"Hey, give us some!" Muninn and Huginn cawed.
The trickster god hugged the bag closer to his chest. "No!"
Odin, Frigg, and Thor sighed.
"Loki, give them some," Odin ordered his nephew.
Loki sighed in annoyance at being forced to share his food. "Fine!" He shoved his bag of popcorn toward Muninn, making the white raven stumble and fall off Odin's shoulder.
Charon's growl changed into something more like a lion's purr. "Do you think I can be bought, godling? Eh ... just out of curiosity, how much have you got there?"
Caishen and the other gods of money and wealth understood his curiosity.
"Ah, so this guy is like me," Kubera remarked.
"A lot," I said. "I bet Hades doesn't pay you well enough for such hard work."
"Oh, you don't know the half of it. How would you like to babysit these spirits all day? Always 'Please don't let me be dead' or 'Please let me across for free.' I haven't had a pay raise in three thousand years. Do you imagine suits like this come cheap?"
Hades uncharacteristically harrumphed. "At least I pay my employees well, unlike my counterpart."
"You deserve better," I agreed. "A little appreciation. Respect. Good pay."
"Ahh, another victim of her mind manipulation," Apollo remarked, smirking.
With each word, I stacked another gold coin on the counter.
All the gods of money and wealth shivered.
"I think if she did this to us, she could manipulate us as well," Caishen muttered, eyeing the growing pile of coins on the screen.
Charon glanced down at his silk Italian jacket, as if imagining himself in something even better. "I must say, girl, you're making some sense now. Just a little."
I stacked another few coins. "I could mention a pay raise while I'm talking to Hades."
He sighed. "The boat's almost full, anyway. I might as well add you three and be off."
He stood, scooped up our money, and said, "Come along."
"She got through to him—good for her," Shiva complimented.
Everyone instantly relaxed with relief.
We pushed through the crowd of waiting spirits, who started grabbing at our clothes like the wind, their voices whispering things I couldn't make out. Charon shoved them out of the way, grumbling, "Freeloaders."
He escorted us into the elevator, which was already crowded with souls of the dead, each one holding a green boarding pass. Charon grabbed two spirits who were trying to get on with us and pushed them back into the lobby.
"Right. Now, no one get any ideas while I'm gone," he announced to the waiting room. "And if anyone moves the dial off my easy-listening station again, I'll make sure you're here for another thousand years. Understand?"
He shut the doors. He put a key card into a slot in the elevator panel and we started to descend.
"What happens to the spirits waiting in the lobby?" Anthony asked.
"Nothing," Charon said.
"For how long?"
"Forever, or until I'm feeling generous."
"Oh," he said. "That's ... fair."
Hades, Beelzebub, Anubis, and the other deities of death looked amused.
Charon raised an eyebrow. "Whoever said death was fair, young man? Wait until it's your turn. You'll die soon enough, where you're going."
"We'll get out alive," I said.
"Ha."
"She will," Poseidon said confidently.
I got a sudden dizzy feeling. We weren't going down anymore, but forward. The air turned misty. Spirits around me started changing shape. Their modern clothes flickered, turning into gray hooded robes. The floor of the elevator began swaying.
I blinked hard. When I opened my eyes, Charon's creamy Italian suit had been replaced by a long black robe. His tortoiseshell glasses were gone. Where his eyes should've been were empty sockets—like Ares's eyes, except Charon's were totally dark, full of night and death and despair.
"I was right," Hades stated.
He saw me looking, and said, "Well?"
"Nothing," I managed.
I thought he was grinning, but that wasn't it. The flesh of his face was becoming transparent, letting me see straight through to his skull.
The floor kept swaying.
Grover said, "I think I'm getting seasick."
When I blinked again, the elevator wasn't an elevator anymore. We were standing in a wooden barge. Charon was poling us across a dark, oily river, swirling with bones, dead fish, and other, stranger things—plastic dolls, crushed carnations, soggy diplomas with gilt edges.
"The River Styx," Anthony murmured. "It's so ..."
"Polluted," Charon said. "For thousands of years, you humans have been throwing in everything as you come across—hopes, dreams, wishes that never came true. Irresponsible waste management, if you ask me."
The gods gazed at the River Styx, their expressions a mix of anger and revulsion.
"Good thing the River Styx in my domain is clean," Hades said.
Mist curled off the filthy water. Above us, almost lost in the gloom, was a ceiling of stalactites. Ahead, the far shore glimmered with greenish light, the color of poison.
Panic closed up my throat. What was I doing here? These people around me ... they were dead.
Anthony grabbed hold of my hand. Under normal circumstances, this would've embarrassed me, but I understood how he felt. He wanted reassurance that somebody else was alive on this boat.
Poseidon was fuming, ready to cut off that hand for the mongrel daring to touch his daughter again.
I found myself muttering a prayer, though I wasn't quite sure who I was praying to. Down here, only one god mattered, and he was the one I had come to confront.
The shoreline of the Underworld came into view. Craggy rocks and black volcanic sand stretched inland about a hundred yards to the base of a high stone wall, which marched off in either direction as far as we could see. A sound came from somewhere nearby in the green gloom, echoing off the stones—the howl of a large animal.
"Old Three-Face is hungry," Charon said. His smile turned skeletal in the greenish light. "Bad luck for you, godlings."
"Three-Face..." Zagreus, Hades's son muttered, finally speaking up. "Is he talking about the other Cerberus?"
His older sisters, Melinoë and Macaria, sitting next to each other, exchanged uneasy glances.
"I think so, Zagreus," Melinoë said worriedly.
Hades, Persephone, and Demeter frowned, their expressions darkening as they kept their eyes on the screen.
The bottom of our boat slid onto the black sand. The dead began to disembark. A woman holding a little girl's hand. An old man and an old woman hobbling along arm in arm. A boy no older than I was, shuffling silently along in his gray robe.
Charon said, "I'd wish you luck, mate, but there isn't any down here. Mind you, don't forget to mention my pay raise."
He counted our golden coins into his pouch, then took up his pole. He warbled something that sounded like a Barry Manilow song as he ferried the empty barge back across the river.
We followed the spirits up a well-worn path.
I'm not sure what I was expecting—Pearly Gates, or a big black portcullis, or something. But the entrance to the Underworld looked like a cross between airport security and the Jersey Turnpike.
Hades raised an eyebrow. "How interesting. This is what the entrance to the Underworld looks like in that world. It's very different from the one in Helheim."
There were three separate entrances under one huge black archway that said YOU ARE NOW ENTERING EREBUS. Each entrance had a pass-through metal detector with security cameras mounted on top. Beyond this were tollbooths manned by black-robed ghouls like Charon.
The howling of the hungry animal was really loud now, but I couldn't see where it was coming from. The three-headed dog, Cerberus, who was supposed to guard Hades's door, was nowhere to be seen.
"I think they'll be in trouble again," Macaria said.
After she said that, everyone around let out their "here we go again" sighs.
The dead queued up in the three lines, two marked ATTENDANT ON DUTY, and one marked EZ DEATH. The EZ DEATH line was moving right along. The other two were crawling.
"What do you figure?" I asked Anthony.
"The fast line must go straight to the Asphodel Fields," he said. "No contest. They don't want to risk judgment from the court, because it might go against them."
"There's a court for dead people?"
"Yeah. Three judges. They switch around who sits on the bench. King Minos, Thomas Jefferson, Shakespeare—people like that. Sometimes they look at a life and decide that person needs a special reward—the Fields of Elysium. Sometimes they decide on punishment. But most people, well, they just lived. Nothing special, good or bad. So they go to the Asphodel Fields."
"Even that world's underworld has a judicial system similar to the one in my domain, except the judges are different. While King Minos is the same, I also have Rhadamanthus and Aeacus as permanent judges of the court of death," Hades said observantly.
"And do what?"
Grover said, "Imagine standing in a wheat field in Kansas. Forever."
"Harsh," I said.
"Not as harsh as that," Grover muttered. "Look."
A couple of black-robbed ghouls had pulled aside one spirit and were frisking him at the security desk. The face of the dead man looked vaguely familiar.
"He's that preacher who made the news, remember?" Grover asked.
"Oh, yeah." I did remember now. We'd seen him on TV a couple of times at the Yancy Academy dorm. He was this annoying televangelist from upstate New York who'd raised millions of dollars for orphanages and then got caught spending the money on stuff for his mansion, like gold-plated toilet seats, and an indoor putt-putt golf course. He'd died in a police chase when his "Lamborghini for the Lord" went off a cliff.
I said, "What're they doing to him?"
"Special punishment from Hades," Grover guessed. "The really bad people get his personal attention as soon as they arrive. The Fur—the Kindly Ones will set up an eternal torture for him."
"Good, the mortal deserved it," Hera said, earning murmurs of agreement from the gods.
The thought of the Furies made me shudder. I realized I was in their home territory now. Old Mrs. Dodds would be licking her lips with anticipation.
"She'd better keep watching her back, then," Zeus said.
"But if he's a preacher," I said, "and he believes in a different hell... ."
Grover shrugged. "Who says he's seeing this place the way we're seeing it? Humans see what they want to see. You're very stubborn—er, persistent, that way."
"It's probably similar for the humans here in our world," Brunhilde muttered.
We got closer to the gates. The howling was so loud now it shook the ground at my feet, but I still couldn't figure out where it was coming from.
Then, about fifty feet in front of us, the green mist shimmered. Standing just where the path split into three lanes was an enormous shadowy monster.
I hadn't seen it before because it was half transparent, like the dead. Until it moved, it blended with whatever was behind it. Only its eyes and teeth looked solid. And it was staring straight at me.
My jaw hung open. All I could think to say was, "He's a Rottweiler."
"That's Cerberus?" Hades, Persephone, and their children exclaimed in surprise.
"He's smaller than our Cerberus," Macaria remarked.
"And he has fewer eyes," Zagreus added.
I'd always imagined Cerberus as a big black mastiff. But he was obviously a purebred Rottweiler, except of course that he was twice the size of a woolly mammoth, mostly invisible, and had three heads.
The dead walked right up to him—no fear at all. The ATTENDANT ON DUTY lines parted on either side of him. The EZ DEATH spirits walked right between his front paws and under his belly, which they could do without even crouching.
"I'm starting to see him better," I muttered. "Why is that?"
"I think ..." Anthony moistened his lips. "I'm afraid it's because we're getting closer to being dead."
"WHAT?" everyone yelled in shock.
"NO!" Rhea, Hera, Leto, and Hestia screamed in unison, their worry evident in their expressions.
"Percilla cannot be closer to death again!" Poseidon shouted anxiously, gripping his armrests tightly.
The dog's middle head craned toward us. It sniffed the air and growled.
"It can smell the living," I said.
"But that's okay," Grover said, trembling next to me. "Because we have a plan."
"Right," Anthony said. I'd never heard his voice sound quite so small. "A plan."
"They don't have one, do they?" Artemis said, her voice laced with worry.
We moved toward the monster.
"This probably won't end well," Loki muttered.
Göll hid behind Brunhilde once again.
Huginn and Muninn covered their eyes with their wings.
The middle head snarled at us, then barked so loud my eyeballs rattled.
"Can you understand it?" I asked Grover.
"Oh yeah," he said. "I can understand it."
"What's it saying?"
"I don't think humans have a four-letter word that translates, exactly."
"I think I know what the giant dog might have said!" Anubis exclaimed suddenly. "It said BARK!"
The members of his pantheon, and every other god, wore deadpan expressions.
"ANUBIS!" Ra-Horakhty shouted so loudly that a vein could be seen popping from his neck.
The jackal whimpered and shrank back.
I took the big stick out of my backpack—a bedpost I'd broken off Crusty's Safari Deluxe floor model. I held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus—Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants. I tried to smile, like I wasn't about to die.
"Hey, Big Fella," I called up. "I bet they don't play with you much."
"GROWWWLLLL!"
"Good boy," I said weakly.
I waved the stick. The dog's middle head followed the movement. The other two heads trained their eyes on me, completely ignoring the spirits. I had Cerberus's undivided attention. I wasn't sure that was a good thing.
"Fetch!" I threw the stick into the gloom, a good solid throw. I heard it go ker-sploosh in the River Styx.
Cerberus glared at me, unimpressed. His eyes were baleful and cold.
The entire room was silent.
"That didn't work," Apollo stated, speaking up first.
"Is that so, Captain Obvious?" Artemis said sarcastically.
The god of the sun glared in annoyance at his sister.
Leto simply sighed, tiredly.
Children, she thought.
So much for the plan.
Cerberus was now making a new kind of growl, deeper down in his three throats.
"Um," Grover said. "Percy?"
"Yeah?"
"I just thought you'd want to know."
"Yeah?"
"Cerberus? He's saying we've got ten seconds to pray to the god of our choice. After that... well ... he's hungry."
"Wait!" Anthony said. He started rifling through his pack.
Uh-oh, I thought.
"Five seconds," Grover said. "Do we run now?"
Ares returned to biting his nails nervously.
Everyone else just groaned as if they were being tortured.
Anthony produced a red rubber ball the size of a grapefruit. It was labeled WATERLAND, DENVER, CO. Before I could stop him, he raised the ball and marched straight up to Cerberus.
He shouted, "See the ball? You want the ball, Cerberus? Sit!"
Cerberus looked as stunned as we were.
Even the gods looked stunned.
"My son cannot be serious!" Athena said in disbelief.
Loki scoffed. "As if that will work!"
Poseidon, Hades, and everyone else accept Brunhilde also doubted the halfling's plan.
Brunhilde, on the other hand, had a feeling that the halfling's plan might actually work since Cerberus was a dog, and dogs in general love balls.
"I think this will be the part where the title makes sense," Susano'o said.
All three of his heads cocked sideways. Six nostrils dilated.
"Sit!" Anthony called again.
I was sure that any moment he would become the world's largest Milkbone dog biscuit.
But instead, Cerberus licked his three sets of lips, shifted on his haunches, and sat, immediately crushing a dozen spirits who'd been passing underneath him in the EZ DEATH line. The spirits made muffled hisses as they dissipated, like the air let out of tires.
Anthony said, "Good boy!"
He threw Cerberus the ball.
He caught it in his middle mouth. It was barely big enough for him to chew, and the other heads started snapping at the middle, trying to get the new toy.
"Drop it.'" Anthony ordered.
Cerberus's heads stopped fighting and looked at her. The ball was wedged between two of his teeth like a tiny piece of gum. He made a loud, scary whimper, then dropped the ball, now slimy and bitten nearly in half, at Anthony's feet.
"Good boy." He picked up the ball, ignoring the monster spit all over it.
The deities were even more surprised than before.
Hades looked obviously shocked. "It... worked?" He didn't understand how a red ball could have made Cerberus's counterpart stay put, but there he was, obedient as any house pet.
"Would the red ball have worked on my Cerberus too?" he wondered.
Athena smiled, feeling proud of her son.
He turned toward us. "Go now. EZ DEATH line—it's faster."
I said, "But—"
"Now.'" He ordered, in the same tone he was using on the dog.
Grover and I inched forward warily.
Cerberus started to growl.
"Oh no..." Göll whispered.
Everyone tensed.
"Stay!" Anthony ordered the monster. "If you want the ball, stay!"
Cerberus whimpered, but he stayed where he was.
"What about you?" I asked Anthony as we passed him.
"I know what I'm doing, Percy," he muttered. "At least, I'm pretty sure... ."
Grover and I walked between the monster's legs.
Please, Anthony, I prayed. Don't tell him to sit again.
"Please don't leave yourself behind..." Athena prayed.
We made it through. Cerberus wasn't any less scary-looking from the back.
Anthony said, "Good dog!"
He held up the tattered red ball, and probably came to the same conclusion I did—if he rewarded Cerberus, there'd be nothing left for another trick.
He threw the ball anyway. The monster's left mouth immediately snatched it up, only to be attacked by the middle head, while the right head moaned in protest.
While the monster was distracted, Anthony walked briskly under its belly and joined us at the metal detector.
"How did you do that?" I asked him, amazed.
"Obedience school," he said breathlessly, and I was surprised to see there were tears in his eyes. "When I was little, at my dad's house, we had a Doberman... ."
"Never mind that," Grover said, tugging at my shirt. "Come on!"
We were about to bolt through the EZ DEATH line when Cerberus moaned pitifully from all three mouths. Anthony stopped.
He turned to face the dog, which had done a one-eighty to look at us.
Cerberus panted expectantly, the tiny red ball in pieces in a puddle of drool at its feet.
"Good boy," Anthony said, but his voice sounded melancholy and uncertain.
The goddess of wisdom grew concerned, observing her son's expression.
The monster's heads turned sideways, as if worried about him.
"I'll bring you another ball soon," Anthony promised faintly. "Would you like that?"
The monster whimpered. I didn't need to speak dog to know Cerberus was still waiting for the ball.
"Good dog. I'll come visit you soon. I—I promise." Anthony turned to us. "Let's go."
Grover and I pushed through the metal detector, which immediately screamed and set off flashing red lights. "Unauthorized possessions! Magic detected!"
Cerberus started to bark.
We burst through the EZ DEATH gate, which started even more alarms blaring, and raced into the Underworld.
A few minutes later, we were hiding, out of breath, in the rotten trunk of an immense black tree as security ghouls scuttled past, yelling for backup from the Furies.
Grover murmured, "Well, Percy, what have we learned today?"
"That three-headed dogs prefer red rubber balls over sticks?"
Chuckles were heard all around the room again.
Poseidon smirked in amusement.
"No," Grover told me. "We've learned that your plans really, really bite!"
Surprisingly, most of the gods laughed at the satyr's joke.
I wasn't sure about that. I thought maybe Anthony and I had both had the right idea. Even here in the Underworld, everybody—even monsters—needed a little attention once in a while.
I thought about that as we waited for the ghouls to pass. I pretended not to see Anthony wipe a tear from his cheek as he listened to the mournful keening of Cerberus in the distance, longing for his new friend.
Scene end.
"My great-grandson did well," Rhea said softly, her voice tinged with pride. "He was able to save Percilla."
This declaration caught everyone's attention.
Chapter 41: *We Find Out The Truth, Sort Of
Chapter Text
Zeus, looking over at his mother with a hint of admiration, nodded. "You're right, Mother. I never expected him to act with such courage. Perhaps there's more to the boy than I thought."
Hades gave a slight nod. "He showed fearlessness when it was needed. His actions spoke of his bravery."
Apollo smiled slightly. "The boy has officially earned my respect. It's rare to see someone who can outsmart a monster."
Susano'o chuckled, his voice filled with approval. "I'm impressed. Cerberus might be a monster, but it's clear the boy knew how to tame him. Not just with force, but with patience."
"My son showed that facing an opponent isn't always about brute force; it's about understanding them and knowing when to act," Athena added.
Murmurs of agreement rippled through the room from the rest of the gods.
Poseidon scowled, his arms crossed as he glared at the wall ahead. He hated that his mother and the other gods around him were now accepting the half-breed, their praises ringing in his ears like a dull echo. He shook his head, clearly disapproving.
He seemed to be the only one who didn't see Athena's son as anything special.
New title:
We Find Out The Truth, Sort Of
"Oooh, the next scene we'll watching will be super important. I wonder what she will find out," Zeus said, his eyes gleaming with curiosity.
"Maybe it will be revealed who stole the bolt," Shiva said.
Imagine the largest concert crowd you've ever seen, a football field packed with a million fans.
Now imagine a field a million times that big, packed with people, and imagine the electricity has gone out, and there is no noise, no light, no beach ball bouncing around over the crowd. Something tragic has happened backstage. Whispering masses of people are just milling around in the shadows, waiting for a concert that will never start.
If you can picture that, you have a pretty good idea what the Fields of Asphodel looked like. The black grass had been trampled by eons of dead feet. A warm, moist wind blew like the breath of a swamp. Black trees—Grover told me they were poplars—grew in clumps here and there.
The cavern ceiling was so high above us it might've been a bank of storm clouds, except for the stalactites, which glowed faint gray and looked wickedly pointed. I tried not to imagine they'd fall on us at any moment, but dotted around the fields were several that had fallen and impaled themselves in the black grass. I guess the dead didn't have to worry about little hazards like being speared by stalactites the size of booster rockets.
"Not much different from the Asphodel Meadows in Helheim," Hades murmured.
Anthony, Grover, and I tried to blend into the crowd, keeping an eye out for security ghouls. I couldn't help looking for familiar faces among the spirits of Asphodel, but the dead are hard to look at. Their faces shimmer. They all look slightly angry or confused. They will come up to you and speak, but their voices sound like chatter, like bats twittering. Once they realize you can't understand them, they frown and move away.
The dead aren't scary. They're just sad.
Percilla's remark about the dead being "just sad" drew the gods' attention.
"Sad, you say?" mused Beelzebub, his tone thoughtful. "They wander aimlessly, yes, but to call them sad? They have no will left. Perhaps they were sad once, but now they're simply... empty."
"Sad? That's not what I would call it," Poseidon scoffed. "They may be lost, but they're not pitiful."
"Sadness is the right word," said Hades. "What is worse than being forgotten? To be trapped in an endless haze of uncertainty."
We crept along, following the line of new arrivals that snaked from the main gates toward a black-tented pavilion with a banner that read:
JUDGMENTS FOR ELYSIUM AND ETERNAL DAMNATION
Welcome, Newly Deceased!
Shiva and Buddha smirked, evidently finding the banner amusing.
The god of destruction chuckled. "Well, that's cheerful. Nothing says 'eternal judgment' like a warm welcome."
Buddha grinned, his eyes twinkling with amusement. "Right? They make it sound like you're checking into a five-star hotel. 'Welcome, Newly Deceased! Enjoy your stay—forever.'"
Shiva laughed. "Hospitality at its finest. Too bad the amenities are a bit... polarizing."
Out the back of the tent came two much smaller lines.
To the left, spirits flanked by security ghouls were marched down a rocky path toward the Fields of Punishment, which glowed and smoked in the distance, a vast, cracked wasteland with rivers of lava and minefields and miles of barbed wire separating the different torture areas. Even from far away, I could see people being chased by hellhounds, burned at the stake, forced to run naked through cactus patches or listen to opera music. I could just make out a tiny hill, with the ant-size figure of Sisyphus struggling to move his boulder to the top. And I saw worse tortures, too—things I don't want to describe.
"I do not understand how opera music can be considered torture," Apollo remarked, drawing nods of agreement from the other gods of music.
Hades smirked. "Maybe my counterpart thinks it's a punishment because mortals can't handle true artistry. Or maybe it's because some performances drag on longer than eternity itself." He shrugged. "Either way, it gets results."
The line coming from the right side of the judgment pavilion was much better. This one led down toward a small valley surrounded by walls—a gated community, which seemed to be the only happy part of the Underworld. Beyond the security gate were neighborhoods of beautiful houses from every time period in history, Roman villas and medieval castles and Victorian mansions. Silver and gold flowers bloomed on the lawns. The grass rippled in rainbow colors. I could hear laughter and smell barbecue cooking.
Elysium.
In the middle of that valley was a glittering blue lake, with three small islands like a vacation resort in the Bahamas. The Isles of the Blest, for people who had chosen to be reborn three times, and three times achieved Elysium. Immediately I knew that's where I wanted to go when I died.
Poseidon and the other gods stiffened when she mentioned wanting to go to Elysium when she died.
The Tyrant's expression darkened as he crossed his arms. "She doesn't need to worry about that," he said firmly. "I'll make sure my daughter never dies. Elysium or not, her place is with me."
His tone left no room for argument.
"That's what it's all about," Anthony said, like he was reading my thoughts. "That's the place for heroes."
But I thought of how few people there were in Elysium, how tiny it was compared to the Fields of Asphodel or even the Fields of Punishment. So few people did good in their lives. It was depressing.
"Yeah, there are only a few good humans. Most of humanity are just garbage," some minor god remarked.
Brunhilde grimaced, realizing the god was right. Most of humanity are...awful people.
Garbage, huh? she thought bitterly. Maybe, but humans have the potential for change. Didn't Chaos say that the humans and gods mirror each other?
We left the judgment pavilion and moved deeper into the Asphodel Fields. It got darker. The colors faded from our clothes. The crowds of chattering spirits began to thin.
After a few miles of walking, we began to hear a familiar screech in the distance. Looming on the horizon was a palace of glittering black obsidian. Above the parapets swirled three dark batlike creatures: the Furies. I got the feeling they were waiting for us.
At the sight of the familiar trio from hell, everyone gripped the arms of their seats tightly.
"Ugh, it's those three ugly bitches again!" Loki grumbled, his voice dripping with disdain.
"I suppose it's too late to turn back," Grover said wistfully.
"We'll be okay." I tried to sound confident.
"Maybe we should search some of the other places first," Grover suggested. "Like, Elysium, for instance ..."
"Come on, goat boy." Anthony grabbed his arm.
Grover yelped. His sneakers sprouted wings, and his legs shot forward, pulling him away from Anthony. He landed flat on his back in the grass.
"Grover," Anthony chided. "Stop messing around."
"But I didn't—"
He yelped again. His shoes were flapping like crazy now. They levitated off the ground and started dragging him away from us.
"Maia!" he yelled, but the magic word seemed to have no effect. "Maia, already! Nine-one-one! Help!"
The gods chuckled.
"Oh dear," Aphrodite murmured, watching the scene unfold with mild amusement. "It seems Grover is in a bit of a hurry."
I got over being stunned and made a grab for Grover's hand, but too late. He was picking up speed, skidding downhill like a bobsled.
We ran after him.
Anthony shouted, "Untie the shoes!"
It was a smart idea, but I guess it's not so easy when your shoes are pulling you along feetfirst at full speed. Grover tried to sit up, but he couldn't get close to the laces.
We kept after him, trying to keep him in sight as he ripped between the legs of spirits who chattered at him in annoyance.
I was sure Grover was going to barrel straight through the gates of Hades's palace, but his shoes veered sharply to the right and dragged him in the opposite direction.
"I think those shoes are acting quite strange," Apollo commented.
Ares nodded. "It's like they're cursed or something."
With that, they both froze.
The rest of the deities froze too, and any remaining humor disappeared.
"Wait! I didn't mean it seriously! Those shoes aren't cursed, right?" Ares exclaimed in a panic, pulling down his helmet.
The slope got steeper. Grover picked up speed. Anthony and I had to sprint to keep up. The cavern walls narrowed on either side, and I realized we'd entered some kind of side tunnel. No black grass or trees now, just rock underfoot, and the dim light of the stalactites above.
"Grover!" I yelled, my voice echoing. "Hold on to something!"
"What?" he yelled back.
He was grabbing at gravel, but there was nothing big enough to slow him down.
The tunnel got darker and colder. The hairs on my arms bristled. It smelled evil down here. It made me think of things I shouldn't even know about—blood spilled on an ancient stone altar, the foul breath of a murderer.
"The shoes seem to be intentionally leading them somewhere," Susano'o stated, narrowing his eyes.
His comment put the gods, especially Poseidon, on edge.
Then I saw what was ahead of us, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
The tunnel widened into a huge dark cavern, and in the middle was a chasm the size of a city block.
Instinctively, the gods knew the place where the two kids and satyr were was bad.
"Those three need to turn back! There's something off about that place!" Zeus yelled anxiously.
"Isn't this the place close to what Percilla saw in her dream?" Hades asked, looking uncomfortable.
"Percilla, do not go any further!" Poseidon shouted, his expression a mix of fear and desperation as his fists clenched tightly.
Grover was sliding straight toward the edge.
"Come on, Percy!" Anthony yelled, tugging at my wrist.
"But that's—"
"I know!" he shouted. "The place you described in your dream! But Grover's going to fall if we don't catch him." He was right, of course. Grover's predicament got me moving again.
He was yelling, clawing at the ground, but the winged shoes kept dragging him toward the pit, and it didn't look like we could possibly get to him in time.
What saved him were his hooves.
The flying sneakers had always been a loose fit on him, and finally Grover hit a big rock, and the left shoe came flying off. It sped into the darkness, down into the chasm. The right shoe kept tugging him along, but not as fast. Grover was able to slow himself down by grabbing on to the big rock and using it like an anchor.
He was ten feet from the edge of the pit when we caught him and hauled him back up the slope. The other winged shoe tugged itself off, circled around us angrily, and kicked our heads in protest before flying off into the chasm to join its twin.
The deities visibly relaxed, relieved that the shoes were finally gone.
"Well, I didn't see that coming," Apollo muttered, running a hand through his hair. "Ha! Shoes with a death wish."
"Those shoes were enchanted—and not in a good way," Athena stated firmly.
"Obviously," Poseidon growled, crossing his arms.
"Forget the shoes," Hades said grimly. "There's something deeper at play. Something waiting."
Rhea remained tense and silent, unsure if she should voice her suspicions, uncertain if her assumption was correct.
We all collapsed, exhausted, on the obsidian gravel. My limbs felt like lead. Even my backpack seemed heavier, as if somebody had filled it with rocks.
Grover was scratched up pretty bad. His hands were bleeding. His eyes had gone slit-pupiled, goat style, the way they did whenever he was terrified.
"I don't know how ..." he panted. "I didn't..."
"Wait," I said. "Listen."
I heard something—a deep whisper in the darkness.
The gods had only a few seconds to relax before they tensed up again.
Another few seconds, and Anthony said, "Percy, this place—"
"Shh." I stood.
The sound was getting louder, a muttering, evil voice from far, far below us. Coming from the pit.
Grover sat up. "Wh—what's that noise?"
Anthony heard it too, now. I could see it in his eyes. "Tartarus. The entrance to Tartarus." I uncapped Anaklusmos.
All the gods gasped in shock.
"TARTARUS!" Hera screeched. "Those kids were so close to entering Tartarus?!"
"They must turn back now!" Zeus thundered, his face pale with fury.
Poseidon's voice was a low growl. "It's too dangerous for her to stay there! Percilla must leave!"
Hades muttered, "If they entered Tartarus , they may never return."
Rhea felt dizzy.
If it's my counterpart's HUSBAND trying to lure her in like I suspected, please don't let him succeed!
The bronze sword expanded, gleaming in the darkness, and the evil voice seemed to falter, just for a moment, before resuming its chant.
I could almost make out words now, ancient, ancient words, older even than Greek. As if ...
"Magic," I said.
"We have to get out of here," Anthony said.
Together, we dragged Grover to his hooves and started back up the tunnel. My legs wouldn't move fast enough. My backpack weighed me down. The voice got louder and angrier behind us, and we broke into a run.
Not a moment too soon.
A cold blast of wind pulled at our backs, as if the entire pit were inhaling. For a terrifying moment, I lost ground, my feet slipping in the gravel. If we'd been any closer to the edge, we would've been sucked in.
"Is whatever in that pit trying to drag them back?!" Enma, the Buddhist god known as the King of Hell, exclaimed.
Hades's expression is grim. "It's reaching for them. It knows they're there."
Everyone fell silent, dread washing over the gods like a wave.
"Whatever it is," Poseidon said, his voice low and dangerous, "it had better not get its hands on Percilla."
We kept struggling forward and finally reached the top of the tunnel, where the cavern widened out into the Fields of Asphodel. The wind died. A wail of outrage echoed from deep in the tunnel. Something was not happy we'd gotten away.
"What was that?" Grover panted, when we'd collapsed in the relative safety of a black poplar grove. "One of Hades's pets?"
Anthony and I looked at each other. I could tell he was nursing an idea, probably the same one he'd gotten during the taxi ride to L.A., but he was too scared to share it. That was enough to terrify me.
I capped my sword, put the pen back in my pocket. "Let's keep going." I looked at Grover. "Can you walk?"
He swallowed. "Yeah, sure. I never liked those shoes, anyway."
He tried to sound brave about it, but he was trembling as badly as Anthony and I were. Whatever was in that pit was nobody's pet. It was unspeakably old and powerful. Even Echidna hadn't given me that feeling. I was almost relieved to turn my back on that tunnel and head toward the palace of Hades.
Almost.
"Just who was trying to reach her? We did think it was a god before," Odin wondered.
"My thought would be my counterpart, but it's highly unlikely since he's waiting for her in his palace," Hades said.
The Furies circled the parapets, high in the gloom. The outer walls of the fortress glittered black, and the two-story-tall bronze gates stood wide open.
Up close, I saw that the engravings on the gates were scenes of death. Some were from modern times—an atomic bomb exploding over a city, a trench filled with gas mask-wearing soldiers, a line of African famine victims waiting with empty bowls—but all of them looked as if they'd been etched into the bronze thousands of years ago. I wondered if I was looking at prophecies that had come true.
Inside the courtyard was the strangest garden I'd ever seen. Multicolored mushrooms, poisonous shrubs, and weird luminous plants grew without sunlight. Precious jewels made up for the lack of flowers, piles of rubies as big as my fist, clumps of raw diamonds. Standing here and there like frozen party guests were Medusa's garden statues—petrified children, satyrs, and centaurs—all smiling grotesquely.
In the center of the garden was an orchard of pomegranate trees, their orange blooms neon bright in the dark. "The garden of Persephone," Anthony said. "Keep walking."
Persephone and Demeter frowned at the sight of the scene.
I hope my other self tries to leave her husband. Also, she has terrible taste in garden decor, the goddess of spring thought.
I understood why he wanted to move on. The tart smell of those pomegranates was almost overwhelming. I had a sudden desire to eat them, but then I remembered the story of Persephone. One bite of Underworld food, and we would never be able to leave. I pulled Grover away to keep him from picking a big juicy one.
Hades looked away when his wife and mother-in-law glared at him with hate from across the room.
Melinoë, Macaria, and Zagreus shifted in their seats, looking uncomfortable.
We walked up the steps of the palace, between black columns, through a black marble portico, and into the house of Hades. The entry hall had a polished bronze floor, which seemed to boil in the reflected torchlight. There was no ceiling, just the cavern roof, far above. I guess they never had to worry about rain down here.
Every side doorway was guarded by a skeleton in military gear. Some wore Greek armor, some British redcoat uniforms, some camouflage with tattered American flags on the shoulders. They carried spears or muskets or M-16s. None of them bothered us, but their hollow eye sockets followed us as we walked down the hall, toward the big set of doors at the opposite end.
Two U.S. Marine skeletons guarded the doors. They grinned down at us, rocket-propelled grenade launchers held across their chests.
"You know," Grover mumbled, "I bet Hades doesn't have trouble with door-to-door salesmen."
My backpack weighed a ton now. I couldn't figure out why. I wanted to open it, check to see if I had somehow picked up a stray bowling ball, but this wasn't the time.
"Maybe it's just her anxiety," Hermes said, his voice tinged with concern.
"Well, guys," I said. "I suppose we should ... knock?"
Every deity in the room waited with anticipation to see that universe's Hades.
Especially Hades himself.
I wonder what he looks like, the King of Helheim thought.
A hot wind blew down the corridor, and the doors swung open. The guards stepped aside.
"I guess that means entrez-vous," Anthony said.
The room inside looked just like in my dream, except this time the throne of Hades was occupied.
He was the third god I'd met, but the first who really struck me as godlike.
He was at least ten feet tall, for one thing, and dressed in black silk robes and a crown of braided gold. His skin was albino white, his hair shoulder-length and jet black. He wasn't bulked up like Ares, but he radiated power. He lounged on his throne of fused human bones, looking lithe, graceful, and dangerous as a panther.
Everyone looked shocked.
"That's Hades?!" Shiva exclaimed.
"How is he the Hades of that world?!" Zeus shouted in disbelief. "He looks like a sick homeless man!"
"I can't believe that's what my alternate self looks like!" Hades exclaimed in surprise. "He looks more like a hermit than even you, Zeus!"
"Hey!" Zeus yelled, clearly offended.
Poseidon scoffed. "I disagree with my daughter's assessment. He doesn't look powerful at all."
Adamas shook his head. "How could a god who looks as pathetic as him be Hades' counterpart?" he muttered.
The shock quickly turned into disappointment. Everyone had expected the god to appear differently from what they saw; he certainly didn't look like a god.
I immediately felt like he should be giving the orders. He knew more than I did. He should be my master. Then I told myself to snap out of it.
Hades's aura was affecting me, just as Ares's had. The Lord of the Dead resembled pictures I'd seen of Adolph Hitler, or Napoleon, or the terrorist leaders who direct suicide bombers. Hades had the same intense eyes, the same kind of mesmerizing, evil charisma.
"I don't see how his eyes are mesmerizing," Hades muttered. "My copy seems to be trying too hard to look intimidating."
"You are brave to come here, Daughter of Poseidon," he said in an oily voice. "After what you have done to me, very brave indeed. Or perhaps you are simply very foolish."
Murmurs of confusion rippled through the room.
"What has she done to him?" Thor asked.
Numbness crept into my joints, tempting me to lie down and just take a little nap at Hades's feet. Curl up here and sleep forever.
I fought the feeling and stepped forward. I knew what I had to say. "Lord and Uncle, I come with two requests."
Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment, as if the garment were stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades's underwear?
Despite the tense atmosphere, the gods couldn't hold back their laughter at Percy's unexpected remark.
Zeus let out a booming laugh. "Hades's underwear, huh? I always knew you had a unique way of thinking, Percilla."
Apollo chuckled, unable to contain himself. "Hades's underwear? Seriously, Percy? That's the kind of thing only you would think about in the middle of a crisis."
Buddha snorted in amusement. "I'll admit, I didn't expect that from her. But at this point, maybe I shouldn't be surprised."
A slight smile tugged at the corner of Hades's mouth. "My niece is always one for strange commentary, no matter the situation she's in. I do wonder where she gets it from."
Poseidon let out a quiet laugh, shaking his head. "That's my girl," he said fondly, a glint of amusement in his eyes. "Never a dull moment."
"Only two requests?" Hades said. "Arrogant child. As if you have not already taken enough. Speak, then. It amuses me not to strike you dead yet."
All the laughter disappeared, and the expressions turned serious.
"He better not try to kill her," Beelzebub said coldly.
I swallowed. This was going about as well as I'd feared.
I glanced at the empty, smaller throne next to Hades's. It was shaped like a black flower, gilded with gold. I wished Queen Persephone were here. I recalled something in the myths about how she could calm her husband's moods. But it was summer. Of course, Persephone would be above in the world of light with her mother, the goddess of agriculture, Demeter. Her visits, not the tilt of the planet, create the seasons.
Persephone raised an eyebrow. My counterpart is willing to calm her husband's moods? So, does that mean she cares for him? I hope not.
Anthony cleared his throat. His finger prodded me in the back.
"Lord Hades," I said. "Look, sir, there can't be a war among the gods. It would be ... bad."
"Really bad," Grover added helpfully.
"Return Zeus's master bolt to me," I said. "Please, sir. Let me carry it to Olympus."
Hades's eyes grew dangerously bright. "You dare keep up this pretense, after what you have done?"
"This doesn't seem to be going well," Dionysus muttered.
I glanced back at my friends. They looked as confused as I was.
"Um ... Uncle," I said. "You keep saying 'after what you've done.' What exactly have I done?"
Realization suddenly hit Athena.
"Wait, is he assuming that she has stolen something from him? Athena asked.
Hades, Poseidon, and the rest of the gods glared at the cheap-looking god on the screen.
The throne room shook with a tremor so strong, they probably felt it upstairs in Los Angeles. Debris fell from the cavern ceiling. Doors burst open all along the walls, and skeletal warriors marched in, hundreds of them, from every time period and nation in Western civilization. They lined the perimeter of the room, blocking the exits.
Hades bellowed, "Do you think I want war, godling?"
I wanted to say, Well, these guys don't look like peace activists. But I thought that might be a dangerous answer.
"Yeah, just keep your mouth closed, Percy!" Apollo said worriedly.
"You are the Lord of the Dead," I said carefully. "A war would expand your kingdom, right?"
"A typical thing for my brothers to say! Do you think I need more subjects? Did you not see the sprawl of the Asphodel Fields?"
"Well..."
"Have you any idea how much my kingdom has swollen in this past century alone, how many subdivisions I've had to open?"
Hades raised an eyebrow, paying close attention to what his counterpart was saying.
Is he talking about overpopulation?
I opened my mouth to respond, but Hades was on a roll now.
"More security ghouls," he moaned. "Traffic problems at the judgment pavilion. Double overtime for the staff. I used to be a rich god, Percy Jackson. I control all the precious metals under the earth. But my expenses!"
"Charon wants a pay raise," I blurted, just remembering the fact. As soon as I said it, I wished I could sew up my mouth.
Apollo, Shiva, Buddha, Beelzebub, and Adamas all smacked their foreheads in unison.
"Don't get me started on Charon!" Hades yelled. "He's been impossible ever since he discovered Italian suits! Problems everywhere, and I've got to handle all of them personally. The commute time alone from the palace to the gates is enough to drive me insane! And the dead just keep arriving. No, godling. I need no help getting subjects! I did not ask for this war."
"Why don't he let his dog eat some of them? That is how I dealt with any overcrowding in Helheim," Hades remarked dryly, earning incredulous stares from most of the gods in the room.
Zeus, Poseidon, Beelzebub, and even Rhea don't look surprised.
Adamas, on the other hand, wore an expression that clearly said, Are you serious, bro? since he wasn't aware of this, despite living in Helheim.
"But you took Zeus's master bolt."
"Lies!" More rumbling. Hades rose from his throne, towering to the height of a football goalpost. "Your father may fool Zeus, girl, but I am not so stupid. I see his plan."
"His plan?"
"So, it wasn't him who took my counterpart's ridiculous bolt," Zeus stated.
"Now it seems he's claiming the other Poseidon did it," Hades added.
"You were the thief on the winter solstice," he said. "Your father thought to keep you his little secret. He directed you into the throne room on Olympus, You took the master bolt and my helm. Had I not sent my Fury to discover you at Yancy Academy, Poseidon might have succeeded in hiding his scheme to start a war. But now you have been forced into the open. You will be exposed as Poseidon's thief, and I will have my helm back!"
"His helm was stolen?" Hades asked, his expression one of surprise.
Poseidon's face darkened with rage. "How dare he assume that Percilla stole those insignificant items! The gods of that universe are utterly incompetent for failing to secure their so-called symbols of power!"
"But ..." Anthony spoke. I could tell his mind was going a million miles an hour. "Lord Hades, your helm of darkness is missing, too?"
"Do not play innocent with me, boy. You and the satyr have been helping this hero—coming here to threaten me in Poseidon's name, no doubt—to bring me an ultimatum. Does Poseidon think I can be blackmailed into supporting him?"
"No!" I said. "Poseidon didn't—I didn't—"
"I have said nothing of the helm's disappearance," Hades snarled, "because I had no illusions that anyone on Olympus would offer me the slightest justice, the slightest help. I can ill afford for word to get out that my most powerful weapon of fear is missing. So I searched for you myself, and when it was clear you were coming to me to deliver your threat, I did not try to stop you."
The god of the Underworld felt a twinge of pity for his counterpart.
"His own family won't help him?" Hades muttered, almost incredulous. "What kind of miserable dynamic is that? Even I wouldn't let things spiral that far."
Rhea frowned in disapproval. "Family is supposed to stick together. Did my counterpart fail to knock any sense into her children?"
"You didn't try to stop us? But—"
"Return my helm now, or I will stop death," Hades threatened. "That is my counterproposal. I will open the earth and have the dead pour back into the world. I will make your lands a nightmare. And you, Percilla Jackson—your skeleton will lead my army out of Hades."
"If he dare touches her, I will drown his entire realm in the seas of my wrath!" Poseidon snarled, his voice trembling with fury.
The other gods shared his anger.
The skeletal soldiers all took one step forward, making their weapons ready.
At that point, I probably should have been terrified. The strange thing was, I felt offended. Nothing gets me angrier than being accused of something I didn't do. I've had a lot of experience with that.
"Yeeesss, girl, yeeesss!" Durga cheered. "Take no shit from him!"
"You're as bad as Zeus," I said. "You think I stole from you? That's why you sent the Furies after me?"
"Of course," Hades said.
"And the other monsters?"
Hades curled his lip. "I had nothing to do with them. I wanted no quick death for you—I wanted you brought before me alive so you might face every torture in the Fields of Punishment. Why do you think I let you enter my kingdom so easily?"
Poseidon and Hades really wanted to kill this god.
Hades would have liked nothing more than to slice the hand-me-down version of himself in half with his bident.
"Easily?"
"Return my property!"
"She doesn't have it!" Poseidon roared.
"But I don't have your helm. I came for the master bolt."
"Which you already possess!" Hades shouted. "You came here with it, little fool, thinking you could you threaten me!"
"But I didn't!"
"Open your pack, then."
A horrible feeling struck me. The weight in my backpack, like a bowling ball. It couldn't be....
Everyone's eyes widened as they watched her open her backpack.
I slung it off my shoulder and unzipped it. Inside was a two-foot-long metal cylinder, spiked on both ends, humming with energy.
"Percy," Anthony said. "How—"
The gods gasped.
"Is that the bolt?" Zeus asked, looking shocked.
"No way...what the hell?" Shiva muttered in bewilderment. "How was that thing in her backpack?"
"It wasn't in her backpack before, right?" Ares asked, looking uncertain.
Poseidon, Hades and everyone else started feeling uneasy again.
"I—I don't know. I don't understand."
"You heroes are always the same," Hades said. "Your pride makes you foolish, thinking you could bring such a weapon before me. I did not ask for Zeus's master bolt, but since it is here, you will yield it to me. I am sure it will make an excellent bargaining tool. And now ... my helm. Where is it?"
I was speechless. I had no helm. I had no idea how the master bolt had gotten into my backpack. I wanted to think Hades was pulling some kind of trick. Hades was the bad guy. But suddenly the world turned sideways. I realized I'd been played with. Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades had been set at each other's throats by someone else. The master bolt had been in the backpack, and I'd gotten the backpack from ...
"ARES!" Nearly all the deities yelled.
"That motherfucker tricked them!" Zeus snarled.
The majority of the gods, especially Hades, Rhea, and Poseidon, looked pissed.
"WHAT?!" Ares screeched in fear. "It's not me!" The god of war immediately looked left and right to try to find a place to hide.
Aphrodite sighed. "Honey, of course it's not you. We meant your copy."
Ares froze, scratching the back of his head while laughing nervously. "Oh... right, forgot about that."
"Why would the other Ares trick her?" Apollo asked.
"Lord Hades, wait," I said. "This is all a mistake."
"A mistake?" Hades roared.
The skeletons aimed their weapons. From high above, there was a fluttering of leathery wings, and the three Furies swooped down to perch on the back of their master's throne. The one with Mrs. Dodds's face grinned at me eagerly and flicked her whip.
"There is no mistake," Hades said. "I know why you have come—I know the real reason you brought the bolt. You came to bargain for her."
Hades loosed a ball of gold fire from his palm. It exploded on the steps in front of me, and there was my mother, frozen in a shower of gold, just as she was at the moment when the Minotaur began to squeeze her to death.
Once again, the gods were shocked.
"It was him who took her mother?" Leto exclaimed in disbelief.
I couldn't speak. I reached out to touch her, but the light was as hot as a bonfire.
"Yes," Hades said with satisfaction. "I took her. I knew, Percilla Jackson, that you would come to bargain with me eventually. Return my helm, and perhaps I will let her go. She is not dead, you know. Not yet. But if you displease me, that will change."
Rhea looked murderous. "Give her back her mother, you piece of shit!"
The Titaness's cursing shocked all of her children, the rest of the Olympians, and the other deities.
I thought about the pearls in my pocket. Maybe they could get me out of this. If I could just get my mom free ...
"Yes, try to use those," Hestia urged, her voice laced with hope.
"Ah, the pearls," Hades said, and my blood froze. "Yes, my brother and his little tricks. Bring them forth, Percilla Jackson."
"How the fuck did he know she has the pearls?" Buddha asked, his expression confused.
My hand moved against my will and brought out the pearls.
"Only three," Hades said. "What a shame. You do realize each only protects a single person. Try to take your mother, then, little godling. And which of your friends will you leave behind to spend eternity with me? Go on. Choose. Or give me the backpack and accept my terms."
"I do not like this, she shouldn't be forced to choose," Artemis said worriedly.
Rhea nodded in agreement. "Yes. This is unfair."
Poseidon had an idea of who his daughter should leave behind.
She should just take the satyr and leave Athena's son behind, he thought.
I looked at Anthony and Grover. Their faces were grim.
"We were tricked," I told them. "Set up."
"Yes, but why?" Anthony asked. "And the voice in the pit—"
"I don't know yet," I said. "But I intend to ask."
"Decide, girl!" Hades yelled.
"Damn, they gotta hurry," Buddha said.
"Percy." Grover put his hand on my shoulder. "You can't give him the bolt."
"I know that."
"Leave me here," he said. "Use the third pearl on your mom."
"No!"
"I'm a satyr," Grover said. "We don't have souls like humans do. He can torture me until I die, but he won't get me forever. I'll just be reincarnated as a flower or something. It's the best way."
"No." Anthony drew his bronze knife. "You two go on. Grover, you have to protect Percy. You have to get your searcher's license and start your quest for Pan. Get her mom out of here. I'll cover you. I plan to go down fighting."
The gods' respect for the two of them increased.
"I can't believe they're both willing to sacrifice themselves," Hestia murmured.
"No way," Grover said. "I'm staying behind."
"Think again, goat boy," Anthony said.
"No, no, no! None of them will be left behind!" Rhea shouted.
Zeus nodded in agreement, his voice softer than usual. "Mother's right. No one should be left behind. There needs to be a way for all of them to leave together."
Hades added, "I don't condone sacrificing anyone, even if they're willing. If she chooses to go, they all go."
Everyone else stayed silent.
Poseidon scowled.
"Stop it, both of you!" I felt like my heart was being ripped in two. They had both been with me through so much. I remembered Grover dive-bombing Medusa in the statue garden, and Anthony saving us from Cerberus; we'd survived Hephaestus's Waterland ride, the St. Louis Arch, the Lotus Casino. I had spent thousands of miles worried that I'd be betrayed by a friend, but these friends would never do that. They had done nothing but save me, over and over, and now they wanted to sacrifice their lives for my mom.
"I know what to do," I said. "Take these."
I handed them each a pearl.
Anthony said, "But, Percy ..."
Everyone gasped.
"Is she planning not to save herself?!" Loki exclaimed.
"No, Percilla! Don't do it!" Poseidon yelled.
I turned and faced my mother. I desperately wanted to sacrifice myself and use the last pearl on her, but I knew what she would say. She would never allow it. I had to get the bolt back to Olympus and tell Zeus the truth. I had to stop the war. She would never forgive me if I saved her instead. I thought about the prophecy made at Half-Blood Hill, what seemed like a million years ago. You will fail to save what matters most in the end.
"I'm sorry," I told her. "I'll be back. I'll find a way."
The smug look on Hades's face faded. He said, "Godling ... ?"
"Her mother is the one she couldn't save, according to the prophecy. She is the person that matters most to her," Odin stated.
His wife Frigg, Rhea, Leto, and the other goddesses began sobbing.
Zeus, Hades, and Adamas frowned, while Poseidon looked expressionless.
"I'll find your helm, Uncle," I told him. "I'll return it. Remember about Charon's pay raise."
"Do not defy me—"
"And it wouldn't hurt to play with Cerberus once in a while. He likes red rubber balls."
"Percilla Jackson, you will not—"
I shouted, "Now, guys!"
We smashed the pearls at our feet. For a scary moment, nothing happened.
Hades yelled, "Destroy them!"
The army of skeletons rushed forward, swords out, guns clicking to full automatic. The Furies lunged, their whips bursting into flame.
"SHIT!" Everyone screamed, anxiety and fear in their eyes.
Just as the skeletons opened fire, the pearl fragments at my feet exploded with a burst of green light and a gust of fresh sea wind. I was encased in a milky white sphere, which was starting to float off the ground.
Anthony and Grover were right behind me. Spears and bullets sparked harmlessly off the pearl bubbles as we floated up. Hades yelled with such rage, the entire fortress shook and I knew it was not going to be a peaceful night in L.A.
"Look up!" Grover yelled. "We're going to crash!"
Sure enough, we were racing right toward the stalactites, which I figured would pop our bubbles and skewer us.
"Oh no..." Artemis gasped.
"How do you control these things?" Anthony shouted.
"I don't think you do!" I shouted back.
We screamed as the bubbles slammed into the ceiling and ... Darkness.
Were we dead?
"No, you're not," Loki said, as though answering her.
No, I could still feel the racing sensation. We were going up, right through solid rock as easily as an air bubble in water. That was the power of the pearls, I realized— What belongs to the sea will always return to the sea.
"Those pearls helped them escape to the ocean," Thor said.
Poseidon and the other deities looked relieved.
For a few moments, I couldn't see anything outside the smooth walls of my sphere, then my pearl broke through on the ocean floor. The two other milky spheres, Anthony and Grover, kept pace with me as we soared upward through the water. And—ker-blam!
We exploded on the surface, in the middle of the Santa Monica Bay, knocking a surfer off his board with an indignant, "Dude!"
I grabbed Grover and hauled him over to a life buoy. I caught Anthony and dragged him over too. A curious shark was circling us, a great white about eleven feet long.
I said, "Beat it."
The shark turned and raced away.
The surfer screamed something about bad mushrooms and paddled away from us as fast as he could.
"Pfft," Loki, Buddha, Shiva, Adamas, and Anubis snickered.
Somehow, I knew what time it was: early morning, June 21, the day of the summer solstice.
In the distance, Los Angeles was on fire, plumes of smoke rising from neighborhoods all over the city. There had been an earthquake, all right, and it was Hades's fault. He was probably sending an army of the dead after me right now.
But at the moment, the Underworld wasn't my biggest problem.
I had to get to shore. I had to get Zeus's thunderbolt back to Olympus. Most of all, I had to have a serious conversation with the god who'd tricked me.
Scene end.
"They are running out of time," Susano'o stated.
"And luck," Tyche added.
Chapter 42: *I Battle My Jerk Relative
Notes:
Note: Finally, this chapter is up! Two more chapters of The Lightning Thief to go!
Chapter Text
Zeus's voice thundered with irritation and unease. "She must return the bolt by sundown—if she fails, the consequences will likely be catastrophic."
Hera shook her head. "My niece shouldn't even be burdened with this responsibility. The foolish quarrels of our counterparts have placed her in an impossible position."
Poseidon's voice rumbled like a storm beneath the sea. "She'll make it. I believe Percilla will successfully complete her quest."
New Title:
I Battle My Jerk Relative
"WHAT?!" everyone exclaimed in shock.
"Are you serious?!" Loki shouted.
"No way that is happening!" Shiva protested, his expression grim.
The sight of the title made many gods, including Susano'o, Thor, Hercules, and Adamas, straighten themselves in alarm.
"IS SHE GOING TO FIGHT ARES?!" Zeus shouted, his voice echoing through the chamber.
"My cousin is going to fight my copy?!" Ares cried out, his voice laced with shock and fear.
Poseidon looked uneasy and yelled, "No, it can't be! Percilla is only a halfling! How will she be able to battle a god?!"
"That's right!" Rhea agreed, shouting as well. "My granddaughter is inexperienced! How could she challenge a god of war?"
"But somehow, she survived this," Hades reminded them, his tone calm yet heavy. "Don't forget we are watching events that have already passed."
"Then, do you think she beat him, brother?" Zeus asked.
"Just watch, and you'll get your answer," Hades replied.
The gods, especially Poseidon, could no longer relax as they watched the next scene unfold.
A Coast Guard boat picked us up, but they were too busy to keep us for long, or to wonder how three kids in street clothes had gotten out into the middle of the bay. There was a disaster to mop up. Their radios were jammed with distress calls.
They dropped us off at the Santa Monica Pier with towels around our shoulders and water bottles that said I'M A JUNIOR COAST GUARD! and sped off to save more people.
Our clothes were sopping wet, even mine. When the Coast Guard boat had appeared, I'd silently prayed they wouldn't pick me out of the water and find me perfectly dry, which might've raised some eyebrows. So I'd willed myself to get soaked. Sure enough, my usual waterproof magic had abandoned me. I was also barefoot, because I'd given my shoes to Grover. Better the Coast Guard wonder why one of us was barefoot than wonder why one of us had hooves.
"That was some quick thinking," Athena commented. "She prevented any suspicion from the Coast Guard."
Apollo raised an eyebrow, looking at Grover's shoes. "A clever cover-up. Not bad."
Poseidon nodded in approval. "She's getting better at controlling the water. Now she can willingly make herself dry or wet."
After reaching dry land, we stumbled down the beach, watching the city burn against a beautiful sunrise. I felt as if I'd just come back from the dead—which I had. My backpack was heavy with Zeus's master bolt. My heart was even heavier from seeing my mother.
"My poor granddaughter," Rhea murmured, her voice filled with a mixture of sympathy and sorrow. "It bothers me that she had to leave behind her mother behind in that other Hades' grasp."
"I don't believe it," Anthony said. "We went all that way—"
"It was a trick," I said. "A strategy worthy of Athena."
"I wouldn't say it's worthy," Athena muttered.
"Hey," he warned.
"You get it, don't you?"
He dropped his eyes, his anger fading. "Yeah. I get it."
"Well, I don't!" Grover complained. "Would somebody—"
"Percy..." Anthony said softly. "I'm sorry about your mother. I'm so sorry...."
I pretended not to hear him. If I talked about my mother, I was going to start crying like a little kid.
The gods felt their hearts being pierced, the raw pain of her words reaching them.
"The prophecy was right," I said. "'You shall go west and face the god who has turned.' But it wasn't Hades. Hades didn't want war among the Big Three. Someone else pulled off the theft. Someone stole Zeus's master bolt and Hades's helm, and framed me because I'm Poseidon's kid. Poseidon will get blamed by both sides. By sundown today, there will be a three-way war. And I'll have caused it."
"Whoever is framing her needs to be found," Hermes said.
Grover shook his head, mystified. "But who would be that sneaky? Who would want war that bad?"
I stopped in my tracks, looking down the beach. "Gee, let me think."
There he was, waiting for us, in his black leather duster and his sunglasses, an aluminum baseball bat propped on his shoulder. His motorcycle rumbled beside him, its headlight turning the sand red.
Instantly, everyone became enraged at the sight of this familiar figure.
"Oh, it's that scumbag we've all been waiting for," Shiva spat, his voice laced with venom.
"Hey, kid," Ares said, seeming genuinely pleased to see me. "You were supposed to die."
"Fucking piece of filth!" Poseidon shouted furiously.
That damn cocksucker! Adamas thought angrily.
"You tricked me," I said. "You stole the helm and the master bolt."
Ares grinned. "Well, now, I didn't steal them personally. Gods taking each other's symbols of power—that's a big no-no. But you're not the only hero in the world who can run errands."
"Who did you use? Clarisse? She was there at the winter solstice."
"He better not have used my daughter for his sick schemes!" Ares yelled, his voice thick with anger. "If he did, I'll make sure he regrets it!"
Aphrodite placed a hand on his arm to calm him down.
The idea seemed to amuse him. "Doesn't matter. The point is, kid, you're impeding the war effort. See, you've got to die in the Underworld. Then Old Seaweed will be mad at Hades for killing you. Corpse Breath will have Zeus's master bolt, so Zeus'll be mad at him. And Hades is still looking for this ..."
From his pocket he took out a ski cap—the kind bank robbers wear—and placed it between the handlebars of his bike. Immediately, the cap transformed into an elaborate bronze war helmet.
Is that the helm? Hades thought.
"The helm of darkness," Grover gasped.
"Exactly," Ares said. "Now where was I? Oh yeah, Hades will be mad at both Zeus and Poseidon, because he doesn't know who took this. Pretty soon, we got a nice little three-way slugfest going."
"But they're your family!" Anthony protested.
Ares shrugged. "Best kind of war. Always the bloodiest. Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say."
"That is not right!" Rhea said in didbelief. "Family should not fight each other!"
Hades' expression darkened, his eyes narrowing with unsettling intensity.
"The gods of that universe might have some sort of twisted bond or whatever," the god of the dead said, his tone icy. "But they've clearly lost sight of what that represents. To gods like him, ichor isn't what binds them together. It's all about power. They don't understand the true weight of what it means to be connected as family."
"You gave me the backpack in Denver," I said. "The master bolt was in there the whole time."
"Yes and no," Ares said. "It's probably too complicated for your little mortal brain to follow, but the backpack is the master bolt's sheath, just morphed a bit. The bolt is connected to it, sort of like that sword you got, kid. It always returns to your pocket, right?"
I wasn't sure how Ares knew about that, but I guess a god of war had to make it his business to know about weapons.
"Anyway," Ares continued, "I tinkered with the magic a bit, so the bolt would only return to the sheath once you reached the Underworld. You get close to Hades.... Bingo, you got mail. If you died along the way—no loss. I still had the weapon."
"How can he be so cold," Leto murmured, her voice filled with disgust. "To manipulate them so carelessly, just to further his own agenda."
"But why not just keep the master bolt for yourself?" I said. "Why send it to Hades?"
Ares got a twitch in his jaw. For a moment, it was almost as if he were listening to another voice, deep inside his head. "Why didn't I ... yeah ... with that kind of firepower ..."
He held the trance for one second ... two seconds....
"It seems he is being controlled," Odin stated.
Susano'o nodded. "Someone's pulling the strings. Someone with power over his judgment."
"Who would be controlling him?" Zeus wondered, his tone edgy.
I exchanged nervous looks with Anthony.
Ares's face cleared. "I didn't want the trouble. Better to have you caught redhanded, holding the thing."
"He's a coward for tricking her into doing his dirty work!" Parvati shouted.
"You're lying," I said. "Sending the bolt to the Underworld wasn't your idea, was it?"
"Of course it was!" Smoke drifted up from his sunglasses, as if they were about to catch fire.
"You didn't order the theft," I guessed. "Someone else sent a hero to steal the two items. Then, when Zeus sent you to hunt him down, you caught the thief. But you didn't turn him over to Zeus. Something convinced you to let him go. You kept the items until another hero could come along and complete the delivery. That thing in the pit is ordering you around."
"I am the god of war! I take orders from no one! I don't have dreams!"
I hesitated. "Who said anything about dreams?"
"This is so like a soap opera!" Indra chuckled, crossing his arms. "They've got secrets, betrayals, and now this mysterious figure pulling the strings. Seriously, watching this has been so entertaining!"
Ares looked agitated, but he tried to cover it with a smirk.
"Let's get back to the problem at hand, kid. You're alive. I can't have you taking that bolt to Olympus. You just might get those hardheaded idiots to listen to you. So I've got to kill you. Nothing personal."
"I want to kill him," Poseidon growled.
He snapped his fingers. The sand exploded at his feet and out charged a wild boar, even larger and uglier than the one whose head hung above the door of cabin seven at Camp Half-Blood. The beast pawed the sand, glaring at me with beady eyes as it lowered its razor-sharp tusks and waited for the command to kill.
I stepped into the surf. "Fight me yourself, Ares."
Seeing her unwavering expression, the gods were surprised.
"She said that so confidently," Cú Chulainn murmured, his eyes narrowing with admiration. "There's no hesitation in her stance—she's ready to face him, even if it may cost her everything."
"She's fearless," Artemis noted, her tone betraying a hint of approval. "But does she truly understand what she's up against?"
"She might not," Athena interjected, her gaze sharp as she studied the scene. "But that's never stopped her before. It's her strength—and her greatest risk."
He laughed, but I heard a little edge to his laughter ... an uneasiness. "You've only got one talent, kid, running away. You ran from the Chimera. You ran from the Underworld. You don't have what it takes."
"Scared?"
Buddha, Loki, Adamas, and Anubis couldn't help but snicker at the boldness in her tone when speaking to the god, finding amusement in her fearless defiance.
"In your adolescent dreams." But his sunglasses were starting to melt from the heat of his eyes. "No direct involvement. Sorry, kid. You're not at my level."
Anthony said, "Percy, run!"
The giant boar charged.
The deities began to hold their breath.
But I was done running from monsters. Or Hades, or Ares, or anybody.
As the boar rushed me, I uncapped my pen and sidestepped. Riptide appeared in my hands. I slashed upward. The boar's severed right tusk fell at my feet, while the disoriented animal charged into the sea.
I shouted, "Wave!"
Immediately, a wave surged up from nowhere and engulfed the boar, wrapping around it like a blanket. The beast squealed once in terror. Then it was gone, swallowed by the sea.
Poseidon's gaze was fixed on the way his daughter fought the boar. "She's got the strength, the focus... and the instincts honed within her." His voice lowered slightly, almost a quiet reflection. "She's not just playing with the sea now—she's using it, commanding it like I would."
I turned back to Ares. "Are you going to fight me now?" I asked. "Or are you going to hide behind another pet?"
"Ooooohhhh," some gods murmured, amused by the insult.
Ares's face was purple with rage. "Watch it, kid. I could turn you into—"
"A cockroach," I said. "Or a tapeworm. Yeah, I'm sure. That'd save you from getting your godly hide whipped, wouldn't it?"
Buddha, Shiva, and Loki made fake choking noises.
"Maybe she should stop goading him," Hades said in concern.
"No, no, this is good!" Zeus chuckled, laughing his ass off.
Despite the tension, Poseidon felt amusement with his daughter mocking Ares's counterpart.
Flames danced along the top of his glasses. "Oh, man, you are really asking to be smashed into a grease spot."
"If I lose, turn me into anything you want. Take the bolt. If I win, the helm and the bolt are mine and you have to go away."
"No! Why did she have to say that!" Hera exclaimed, her voice rising with frustration and concern.
Ares sneered.
He swung the baseball bat off his shoulder. "How would you like to get smashed: classic or modern?"
"What the hell does he mean by 'classic or modern'?" Loki asked curiously.
"Reminds me of dance or music," Apollo remarked.
I showed him my sword.
"That's cool, dead girl," he said. "Classic it is." The baseball bat changed into a huge, two-handed sword. The hilt was a large silver skull with a ruby in its mouth.
"Percy," Anthony said. "Don't do this. He's a god."
"He's a coward," I told him.
"Yeah!" Durga, Parvati, Kali, and Ganesha echoed in agreement.
He swallowed. "Wear this, at least. For luck."
He took off his necklace, with his five years' worth of camp beads and the ring from his father, and tied it around my neck.
Poseidon's left eye twitched.
"Reconciliation," he said. "Athena and Poseidon together."
My face felt a little warm, but I managed a smile. "Thanks."
"And take this," Grover said. He handed me a flattened tin can that he'd probably been saving in his pocket for a thousand miles. "The satyrs stand behind you."
"Grover ... I don't know what to say."
He patted me on the shoulder. I stuffed the tin can in my back pocket.
"How kind of them to give her something for luck," Tyche commented.
"You all done saying good-bye?" Ares came toward me, his black leather duster trailing behind him, his sword glinting like fire in the sunrise. "I've been fighting for eternity, kid. My strength is unlimited and I cannot die. What have you got?"
A smaller ego, I thought, but I said nothing. I kept my feet in the surf, backing into the water up to my ankles. I thought back to what Anthony had said at the Denver diner, so long ago: Ares has strength. That's all he has. Even strength has to how to wisdom sometimes.
He cleaved downward at my head, but I wasn't there.
"Where did she go?!" Zeus exclaimed in surprise.
"The battle has begun," Odin stated.
My body thought for me. The water seemed to push me into the air and I catapulted over him, slashing as I came down. But Ares was just as quick. He twisted, and the strike that should've caught him directly in the spine was deflected off the end of his sword hilt.
The gods were stunned into silence, watching as Percy's attack bounced off the god's sword. Hades's voice broke the stillness, amazed by the strike. "That's no mere swing. She used the air—redirected the water. Ares's counterpart wasn't ready for that."
Thor, arms crossed, watched the fight closely, an expression of intrigue on his face. "She's agile," he observed. "Quick and precise. She's using her powers of water unpredictably."
He grinned. "Not bad, not bad."
He slashed again and I was forced to jump onto dry land. I tried to sidestep, to get back to the water, but Ares seemed to know what I wanted. He outmaneuvered me, pressing so hard I had to put all my concentration on not getting sliced into pieces. I kept backing away from the surf. I couldn't find any openings to attack. His sword had a reach several feet longer than Anaklusmos.
Poseidon and the rest of the gods grew increasingly worried.
Get in close, Luke had told me once, back in our sword class. When you've got the shorter blade, get in close.
Ares, Hercules, and Thor nodded in agreement.
"That's right," Thor said. "Close combat is where she can make her move. Use speed and precision when you're outmatched in reach."
Ares nodded with approval. "I believe if anyone can pull it off, it's her."
Hercules added, "She's got the speed. And the determination. She will reach him."
I stepped inside with a thrust, but Ares was waiting for that. He knocked my blade out of my hands and kicked me in the chest.
Many gasps were heard in the room as they watched Percy get kicked by the god.
"PERCY!" the gods, especially Poseidon, screamed.
I went airborne—twenty, maybe thirty feet. I would've broken my back if I hadn't crashed into the soft sand of a dune.
"Percy!" Anthony yelled. "Cops!"
I was seeing double. My chest felt like it had just been hit with a battering ram, but I managed to get to my feet.
"She's still standing," Poseidon said, disbelief in his tone. "She took that hard hit and she's still on her feet."
"She's resilient. But I'm not sure how much longer she can keep this up." Hades added.
Zeus's brow furrowed as he looked on. "Her resolve is impressive, but this battle could break her if she doesn't find a way to strike back."
I couldn't look away from Ares for fear he'd slice me in half, but out of the corner of my eye I saw red lights flashing on the shoreline boulevard. Car doors were slamming.
"There, officer!" somebody yelled. "See?"
A gruff cop voice: "Looks like that kid on TV ... what the heck ..."
"That guy's armed," another cop said. "Call for backup."
"Damn it, humans always have to disrupt everything!" Loki exclaimed in annoyance.
"I hope the fight isn't over," Hephaestus said.
I rolled to one side as Ares's blade slashed the sand.
I ran for my sword, scooped it up, and launched a swipe at Ares's face, only to find my blade deflected again.
Ares seemed to know exactly what I was going to do the moment before I did it.
I stepped back toward the surf, forcing him to follow.
"Admit it, kid," Ares said. "You got no hope. I'm just toying with you."
Buddha frowned. "Yeah, he was toying with her."
My senses were working overtime. I now understood what Anthony had said about ADHD keeping you alive in battle. I was wide awake, noticing every little detail.
I could see where Ares was tensing. I could tell which way he would strike. At the same time, I was aware of Anthony and Grover, thirty feet to my left. I saw a second cop car pulling up, siren wailing. Spectators, people who had been wandering the streets because of the earthquake, were starting to gather. Among the crowd, I thought I saw a few who were walking with the strange, trotting gait of disguised satyrs. There were shimmering forms of spirits, too, as if the dead had risen from Hades to watch the battle. I heard the flap of leathery wings circling somewhere above.
"The ADHD enhances her awareness," Susano'o observed, nodding. "It's not a hindrance to her performance; it's a gift in battle—a heightened instinct."
Thor looked impressed. "She's not just reacting; she's anticipating everything around her. That's why she's so quick."
"Fascinating," Hades mused. "A gift many mortals might see as a curse, but here, it's almost like an edge."
More sirens.
I stepped farther into the water, but Ares was fast. The tip of his blade ripped my sleeve and grazed my forearm.
Every deity's face contorted in rage at the sight of the girl being wounded.
"How dare he!" Poseidon shouted furiously.
A police voice on a megaphone said, "Drop the guns.' Set them on the ground. Now!"
Guns?
I looked at Ares's weapon, and it seemed to be flickering; sometimes it looked like a shotgun, sometimes a two-handed sword. I didn't know what the humans were seeing in my hands, but I was pretty sure it wouldn't make them like me.
"It must be the Mist," Hades stated.
Ares turned to glare at our spectators, which gave me a moment to breathe. There were five police cars now, and a line of officers crouching behind them, pistols trained on us.
"This is a private matter!" Ares bellowed. "Be gone.'"
He swept his hand, and a wall of red flame rolled across the patrol cars. The police barely had time to dive for cover before their vehicles exploded. The crowd behind them scattered, screaming.
Brunhilde clenched her fists in anger at the sight of the god scaring the humans by blowing up the vehicles.
Couldn't he have made them go away another way?
Ares roared with laughter. "Now, little heroine. Let's add you to the barbecue."
He slashed. I deflected his blade. I got close enough to strike, tried to fake him out with a feint, but my blow was knocked aside. The waves were hitting me in the back now. Ares was up to his thighs, wading in after me.
"She needs to find an opening fast!" Artemis exclaimed, her voice tense with urgency. "This Ares is closing in on her!"
I felt the rhythm of the sea, the waves growing larger as the tide rolled in, and suddenly I had an idea. Little waves, I thought. And the water behind me seemed to recede. I was holding back the tide by force of will, but tension was building, like carbonation behind a cork.
Poseidon and the other gods grew curious about what she was doing.
"What is she planning to do?" Morrígan asked.
Ares came toward, grinning confidently. I lowered my blade, as if I were too exhausted to go on. Wait for it, I told the sea. The pressure now was almost lifting me off my feet. Ares raised his sword. I released the tide and jumped, rocketing straight over Ares on a wave.
All the deities were watching the scene in a mix of shock and awe.
"Oh my gods!" They shouted.
A six-foot wall of water smashed him full in the face, leaving him cursing and sputtering with a mouth full of seaweed. I landed behind him with a splash and feinted toward his head, as I'd done before. He turned in time to raise his sword, but this time he was disoriented, he didn't anticipate the trick. I changed direction, lunged to the side, and stabbed Riptide straight down into the water, sending the point through the god's heel.
Everyone grew even more stunned.
"D-Did she just stab a god in the heel?!" Zeus stuttered, shocked and in disbelief.
Hades nodded, equally shocked. "Yes, Zeus, she just did."
Apollo shook his head. "I can't believe she was able to wound a god."
"I can't believe she outsmarted him," Athena added.
Poseidon also couldn't believe Percilla managed to injure a god. His eyes widened in amazement. "I never thought I'd see my demigod daughter land a blow on someone like him," he murmured.
In that moment, something began to take root within him.
Something dark.
The roar that followed made Hades's earthquake look like a minor event. The very sea was blasted back from Ares, leaving a wet circle of sand fifty feet wide.
Ichor, the golden blood of the gods, flowed from a gash in the war god's boot. The expression on his face was beyond hatred. It was pain, shock, complete disbelief that he'd been wounded.
He limped toward me, muttering ancient Greek curses.
Something stopped him.
It was as if a cloud covered the sun, but worse. Light faded. Sound and color drained away. A cold, heavy presence passed over the beach, slowing time, dropping the temperature to freezing, and making me feel like life was hopeless, fighting was useless.
The darkness lifted.
Ares looked stunned.
The gods narrowed their eyes.
"What in the world was that?" Apollo asked.
Police cars were burning behind us. The crowd of spectators had fled. Anthony and Grover stood on the beach, in shock, watching the water flood back around Ares's feet, his glowing golden ichor dissipating in the tide.
Ares lowered his sword.
"You have made an enemy, godling," he told me. "You have sealed your fate. Every time you raise your blade in battle, every time you hope for success, you will feel my curse. Beware, Percilla Jackson. Beware."
"Fuck you, you bastard!" Zeus cursed angrily.
His body began to glow.
"Percy!" Anthony shouted. "Don't watch!"
I turned away as the god Ares revealed his true immortal form. I somehow knew that if I looked, I would disintegrate into ashes.
The gods cringed at the sight of the other Ares's true form.
"That's interesting," Hades mused. "It seems that if a demigod looks at a god's true form in that universe, they disintegrate."
Ares shrieked in disgust. "Eww! My counterpart got even uglier!"
The light died.
I looked back. Ares was gone. The tide rolled out to reveal Hades's bronze helm of darkness. I picked it up and walked toward my friends.
All the gods cheered.
"She did it! She won! My niece managed to beat a god!" Zeus shouted, his voice booming with admiration.
"She's strong," Hades remarked, his voice edged with approval. "I didn't expect her to be able to go toe-to-toe with Ares's counterpart and walk away victorious."
Thor nodded. "She fights like a true warrior. Bold and without hesitation. I'd welcome her in battle any day."
Rhea nodded, her expression a mixture of pride and surprise. "She's surpassed all expectations. The child of my son is more than just a survivor—she's a force to be reckoned with."
Susano'o chuckled, arms crossed with a look of satisfaction. "Impressive. She used her instincts and cunning. Very well played."
Odin gave an approving smile. "That god underestimated her. She's earned my respect."
But before I got there, I heard the flapping of leathery wings. Three evil-looking grandmothers with lace hats and fiery whips drifted down from the sky and landed in front of me.
The return of these familiar creatures dampened the previously cheerful mood.
"Those ugly hags are back again!" Huginn squawked in disgust.
The middle Fury, the one who had been Mrs. Dodds, stepped forward. Her fangs were bared, but for once she didn't look threatening. She looked more disappointed, as if she'd been planning to have me for supper, but had decided I might give her indigestion.
"We saw the whole thing," she hissed. "So ... it truly was not you?"
I tossed her the helmet, which she caught in surprise.
"Return that to Lord Hades," I said. "Tell him the truth. Tell him to call off the war."
She hesitated, then ran a forked tongue over her green, leathery lips. "Live well, Percilla Jackson. Become a true hero. Because if you do not, if you ever come into my clutches again ..."
She cackled, savoring the idea. Then she and her sisters rose on their bats' wings, fluttered into the smoke-filled sky, and disappeared.
"Thank the gods those hideous creatures left!" Aphrodite exclaimed.
"Hopefully, they will never appear again," Dionysus added.
I joined Grover and Anthony, who were staring at me in amazement.
"Percy ..." Grover said. "That was so incredibly ..."
"Terrifying," said Anthony.
"Cool!" Grover corrected.
I didn't feel terrified. I certainly didn't feel cool. I was tired and sore and completely drained of energy.
"Did you guys feel that... whatever it was?" I asked.
They both nodded uneasily.
"Must've been the Furies overhead," Grover said.
"I doubt it was them," Buddha said.
But I wasn't so sure. Something had stopped Ares from killing me, and whatever could do that was a lot stronger than the Furies.
I looked at Anthony, and an understanding passed between us. I knew now what was in that pit, what had spoken from the entrance of Tartarus.
"Wait, who was in Tartarus?" Zeus asked. "We still don't know who it was."
Should I tell everyone my suspicions? the Titaness thought, an uncomfortable look on her face.
I reclaimed my backpack from Grover and looked inside. The master bolt was still there. Such a small thing to almost cause World War III.
"We have to get back to New York," I said. "By tonight."
"That's impossible," Anthony said, "unless we—"
"Fly," I agreed.
"But she can't fly," Zeus said, confused. "Didn't they say before that my counterpart would strike her down the second she touches the sky?"
He stared at me. "Fly, like, in an airplane, which you were warned never to do lest Zeus strike you out of the sky, and carrying a weapon that has more destructive power than a nuclear bomb?"
"Yeah," I said. "Pretty much exactly like that. Come on."
Scene end.
"That fight was awesome!" Zeus exclaimed, grinning widely. "Who else agrees with me?"
Every other god nodded in agreement, some clapping and others murmuring their praise.
"For my niece, who is only half-divine, to beat a god in a fight, she did exceptionally well," Hades said, clearly impressed.
While everyone else celebrated, Poseidon was lost in thought, reflecting on his daughter's strength and skill as she stood her ground against a god.
Pride swelled in his chest as he replayed the moments of her battle—her courage, her resourcefulness, the way she had defied all odds and wounded a god. My daughter... my blood, he thought, a flicker of a smile tugging at his lips.
But as he dwelled on her triumph, pride began to twist into something darker, unnoticed by him. The danger she had faced, the wounds she had endured—it gnawed at him like an undertow. How dare another god, even one from another universe, harm his child? The longer he thought about her struggle, the more his mind fixated on her: her power, her potential. He had to protect her, to guide her, to ensure she was never left vulnerable again.
And yet, it wasn't just protectiveness taking root. An obsession began to grow within him, subtle and insidious, like storm clouds gathering on the horizon. His thoughts circled endlessly around her.
She's more than just my daughter.
She's mine.
Chapter 43: Poseidon's Descent Into Madness Outline (Will Update)
Chapter Text
Note: I just want to put this out.
As he watches Percy's life:
The Beginning - Did not accept Percy as his daughter, in denial she is related to him.
*I Accidentally Vaporized My Pre-Algebra Teacher ————> *I Plunge To My Death
Fatherhood - Finally accepted Percy as his daughter after a very traumatic experience happened to her, causing him to fear for her life. The most likable Poseidon.
*I Plunge To My Death ————> *I Battle My Jerk Relative
The Darkness Sprouts - The beginning of Poseidon's obsession after witnessing his daughter, a demigod, defeat an actual god. He does not realize that he is undergoing a mental change. (He is not fully obsessed with her yet!)
*I Battle My Jerk Relative ————> ?????????
Chapter 44: *I Settle My Tab
Notes:
Note: One more chapter of The Lightning Thief left.
Chapter Text
The gods are jumping into the next scene after celebrating Percilla's victory over Ares's counterpart.
New Title:
I Settle My Tab
"Is she going to pay off something?" Zeus asked curiously.
"No, I think she's going to return the bolt," Hades replied.
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality. Chiron had told me that long ago. As usual, I didn't appreciate his wisdom until much later.
According to the L.A. news, the explosion at the Santa Monica beach had been caused when a crazy kidnapper fired a shotgun at a police car. He accidentally hit a gas main that had ruptured during the earthquake.
This crazy kidnapper (a.k.a. Ares) was the same man who had abducted me and two other adolescents in New York and brought us across country on a ten-day odyssey of terror.
Ares, Shiva, Buddha, and Loki laughed at the other Ares for being called a crazy kidnapper.
Poor little Percilla Jackson wasn't an international criminal after all. She'd caused a commotion on that Greyhound bus in New Jersey trying to get away from her captor (and afterward, witnesses would even swear they had seen the leather-clad man on the bus—"Why didn't I remember him before?"). The crazy man had caused the explosion in the St. Louis Arch. After all, no kid could've done that. A concerned waitress in Denver had seen the man threatening his abductees outside her diner, gotten a friend to take a photo, and notified the police. Finally, brave Percilla Jackson (I was beginning to like this kid) had stolen a gun from her captor in Los Angeles and battled him shotgun-to-rifle on the beach. Police had arrived just in time. But in the spectacular explosion, five police cars had been destroyed and the captor had fled. No fatalities had occurred. Percilla Jackson and her two friends were safely in police custody.
This time, all the gods chuckled.
"She got quite the insane story surrounding her," Shiva remarked, shaking his head in amused disbelief.
The reporters fed us this whole story. We just nodded and acted tearful and exhausted (which wasn't hard), and played victimized kids for the cameras.
"All I want," I said, choking back my tears, "is to see my loving stepfather again. Every time I saw him on TV, calling me a delinquent punk, I knew ... somehow ... we would be okay. And I know he'll want to reward each and every person in this beautiful city of Los Angeles with a free major appliance from his store. Here's the phone number." The police and reporters were so moved that they passed around the hat and raised money for three tickets on the next plane to New York.
Dionysus laughed, "She is a good actress."
"I hope she doesn't return to that waste of space of a stepfather," Apollo muttered.
I knew there was no choice but to fly. I hoped Zeus would cut me some slack, considering the circumstances. But it was still hard to force myself on board the flight.
Zeus scowled. "That copy of mine better not strike her down."
Takeoff was a nightmare. Every spot of turbulence was scarier than a Greek monster. I didn't unclench my hands from the armrests until we touched down safely at La Guardia. The local press was waiting for us outside security, but we managed to evade them thanks to Anthony, who lured them away in his invisible Yankees cap, shouting, "They're over by the frozen yogurt! Come on!" then rejoined us at baggage claim.
We split up at the taxi stand. I told Anthony and Grover to get back to Half-Blood Hill and let Chiron know what had happened. They protested, and it was hard to let them go after all we'd been through, but I knew I had to do this last part of the quest by myself. If things went wrong, if the gods didn't believe me ... I wanted Anthony and Grover to survive to tell Chiron the truth.
Poseidon bellowed, "No! My daughter will not get close to dying again!"
"She is so selfless for putting her friends, Anthony and Grover, above her own safety," Hestia remarked.
"I just wish she didn't decide to meet my copy alone," Zeus muttered, his voice tinged with a mix of frustration and concern, "but knowing my niece, she wouldn't have it any other way."
I hopped in a taxi and headed into Manhattan.
Thirty minutes later, I walked into the lobby of the Empire State Building.
I must have looked like a homeless kid, with my tattered clothes and my scraped-up face. I hadn't slept in at least twenty-four hours.
"Yeah, she definitely looks awful," Anubis agreed, only to be smacked on the shoulder by Bastet, the Egyptian goddess of protection.
"Ow!" the jackal god yelped.
"Shut your big mouth, Anubis, or you'll make her father angry!" Bastet scolded him.
I went up to the guard at the front desk and said, "Six hundredth floor."
He was reading a huge book with a picture of a wizard on the front. I wasn't much into fantasy, but the book must've been good, because the guard took a while to look up. "No such floor, kiddo."
"I need an audience with Zeus."
He gave me a vacant smile. "Sorry?"
"You heard me."
I was about to decide this guy was just a regular mortal, and I'd better run for it before he called the straitjacket patrol, when he said, "No appointment, no audience, kiddo. Lord Zeus doesn't see anyone unannounced."
"Oh, I think he'll make an exception." I slipped off my backpack and unzipped the top.
"Heh, she'll get through," Buddha said with a smirk.
The guard looked inside at the metal cylinder, not getting what it was for a few seconds. Then his face went pale. "That isn't..."
"Yes, it is," I promised. "You want me take it out and—"
"No! No!" He scrambled out of his seat, fumbled around his desk for a key card, then handed it to me. "Insert this in the security slot. Make sure nobody else is in the elevator with you."
I did as he told me. As soon as the elevator doors closed, I slipped the key into the slot. The card disappeared and a new button appeared on the console, a red one that said 600.
I pressed it and waited, and waited.
Muzak played. "Raindrops keep falling on my head...."
Finally, ding. The doors slid open. I stepped out and almost had a heart attack.
"What is it?! Did she just see the other Zeus?! Is
he as shriveled as my husband?!" Hera shouted.
Zeus had a look of offense. "Hera, my dear, that is so mean to say about your own husband."
The Queen of the Greek pantheon scoffed. "If you just return to your original appearance instead of looking and acting like a perverted old man, I wouldn't be so embarrassed," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
Poseidon scowled in annoyance at their bickering.
Hades sighed. "Both of you just watch the scene," he said tiredly.
I was standing on a narrow stone walkway in the middle of the air. Below me was Manhattan, from the height of an airplane. In front of me, white marble steps wound up the spine of a cloud, into the sky. My eyes followed the stairway to its end, where my brain just could not accept what I saw.
Look again, my brain said.
We're looking, my eyes insisted. It's really there.
From the top of the clouds rose the decapitated peak of a mountain, its summit covered with snow. Clinging to the mountainside were dozens of multileveled palaces—a city of mansions—all with white-columned porticos, gilded terraces, and bronze braziers glowing with a thousand fires. Roads wound crazily up to the peak, where the largest palace gleamed against the snow. Precariously perched gardens bloomed with olive trees and rosebushes. I could make out an open-air market filled with colorful tents, a stone amphitheater built on one side of the mountain, a hippodrome and a coliseum on the other. It was an Ancient Greek city, except it wasn't in ruins. It was new, and clean, and colorful, the way Athens must've looked twenty-five hundred years ago.
"Is that the other world's Olympus?" Dionysus asked.
Hephaestus nodded. "Looks like it."
"It doesn't look much different from ours." the wine god remarked.
This place can't be here, I told myself. The tip of a mountain hanging over New York City like a billion-ton asteroid? How could something like that be anchored above the Empire State Building, in plain sight of millions of people, and not get noticed?
But here it was. And here I was.
My trip through Olympus was a daze. I passed some giggling wood nymphs who threw olives at me from their garden. Hawkers in the market offered to sell me ambrosia-on-a-stick, and a new shield, and a genuine glitter-weave replica of the Golden Fleece, as seen on Hephaestus-TV The nine muses were tuning their instruments for a concert in the park while a small crowd gathered—satyrs and naiads and a bunch of good-looking teenagers who might've been minor gods and goddesses. Nobody seemed worried about an impending civil war. In fact, everybody seemed in a festive mood. Several of them turned to watch me pass, and whispered to themselves.
"Those minor gods and goddesses could be our counterparts," a minor Greek god observed.
The other minor Greek gods and goddesses nodded. "Yeah!" They agreed.
I climbed the main road, toward the big palace at the peak. It was a reverse copy of the palace in the Underworld.
Zeus and Hades raised their brows in interest.
"Really?" Hades said, his voice tinged with curiosity.
There, everything had been black and bronze. Here, everything glittered white and silver.
I realized Hades must've built his palace to resemble this one. He wasn't welcomed in Olympus except on the winter solstice, so he'd built his own Olympus underground. Despite my bad experience with him, I felt a little sorry for the guy. To be banished from this place seemed really unfair. It would make anybody bitter.
Now, many of the gods, especially the Olympians, were genuinely starting to feel bad for this Hades.
"That version of us must be unbearable for the other Hades to have built his palace out of spite. How could they refuse to even invite him during councils?" Hera said sharply, her tone laced with disgust.
Rhea became furious. "The other version of my son deserves his place among them. It breaks my heart that they could be so cruel to their own blood. No wonder he built a copy of Olympus—it's the home they denied him."
"It's incredibly short-sighted of them. Pushing him away would only weaken their pantheon's unity," Athena remarked with a disapproving frown.
"I thought our Olympus could be self-absorbed, but theirs takes the cake. Who ignores their brother to the point where he has to mimic their home underground?" Apollo said, shaking his head in disbelief.
"I don't blame him for resenting them. Those fools don't understand the strength it takes to maintain balance," Hades added coldly.
Poseidon didn't say anything; he clearly couldn't care less about this version of his brother.
Steps led up to a central courtyard. Past that, the throne loom.
Room really isn't the right word. The place made Grand Central Station look like a broom closet. Massive columns rose to a domed ceiling, which was gilded with moving constellations.
Twelve thrones, built for beings the size of Hades, were arranged in an inverted U, just like the cabins at Camp Half-Blood. An enormous fire crackled in the central hearth pit. The thrones were empty except for two at the end: the head throne on the right, and the one to its immediate left. I didn't have to be told who the two gods were that were sitting there, waiting for me to approach. I came toward them, my legs trembling.
Zeus gasped in shock. "Is that...?"
The rest of the gods widened their eyes at the sight of the two gods on the screen.
The gods were in giant human form, as Hades had been, but I could barely look at them without feeling a tingle, as if my body were starting to burn. Zeus, the Lord of the Gods, wore a dark blue pinstriped suit. He sat on a simple throne of solid platinum. He had a well-trimmed beard, marbled gray and black like a storm cloud. His face was proud and handsome and grim, his eyes rainy gray.
Every deity in the room glared at the sight of Zeus's copy.
"Is my niece serious?! This piece of shit god is not handsome at all!" Zeus muttered enviously.
Hera rolled her eyes. "He obviously takes care of himself better than you."
Once again, the King of the Gods looked offended.
"You want me to change back to my younger self so badly, wife? Fine!" Zeus growled, rising from his throne with a dramatic wave of his hand.
Rhea and the rest of the Olympians let out a collective sigh.
"Why do they always have to be so dramatic?" Artemis muttered under her breath.
Zeus stepped forward, his eyes narrowing as a grin crept across his face. "Let me remind you of my prime, dear wife."
The air around him crackled with power as he lifted his arms. His current form shimmered. His physique began to shift—muscles rippled under his skin, his once-aging body transforming into one that radiated raw, overwhelming vitality.
The gods watched in awe as Zeus's form grew taller. His youthful self emerged: muscular and terrifyingly powerful, his skin glowing faintly like polished marble. His baldness disappeared, replaced by wild blonde locks that framed his face, and his golden eyes glinted with untamed energy. Lightning danced around him, sparking off his now shirtless body, which was wrapped in golden laurel accents and bands.
The now younger-looking Zeus struck an exaggerated pose, flexing his biceps for all to see. "Go ahead, Hera. Admire." He smirked smugly.
Hera crossed her arms, unimpressed. "You look like a showoff bodybuilder who forgot their tunic."
Both Poseidon and Adamas rolled their eyes, muttering under their breath, "Stupid Zeus."
But Apollo leaned forward, clearly amused. "I'll admit, old man, you're looking good for your age... or lack thereof."
Zeus threw his head back in a booming laugh. "Don't pretend you aren't all jealous! And as for that other Zeus—" he pointed to the screen—"let's see him match this perfection!"
Even Hades couldn't suppress a smirk, his voice calm but dripping with sarcasm. "You do realize he isn't here to compete in a bodybuilding contest, right?"
As I got nearer to him, the air crackled and smelled of ozone.
The god sitting next to him was his brother, without a doubt, but he was dressed very differently. He reminded me of a beachcomber from Key West. He wore leather sandals, khaki Bermuda shorts, and a Tommy Bahama shirt with coconuts and parrots all over it. His skin was deeply tanned, his hands scarred like an old-time fisherman's. His hair was black, like mine. His face had that same brooding look that had always gotten me branded a rebel. But his eyes, seagreen like mine, were surrounded by sun-crinkles that told me he smiled a lot, too.
His throne was a deep-sea fisherman's chair. It was the simple swiveling kind, with a black leather seat and a built-in holster for a fishing pole. Instead of a pole, the holster held a bronze trident, flickering with green light around the tips.
Without needing to be told who it was, Poseidon glared hatefully at the second god being displayed, his eyes blazing with such intensity that the air around him seemed to crackle with energy.
That must be my counterpart! He doesn't even look like a god!
He is not perfect like myself! He is a fucking defect!
"This must be the other Poseidon. She definitely got her features from him," Zeus noted, ignoring the burning stare his way.
"Zeus!" Poseidon growled out angrily.
Zeus put his arms up in defense. "What? It's just what I observed!"
"Poseidon," Rhea said warningly.
The god of the sea would've thrown sharp icicles his way if their mother wasn't in the room.
The gods weren't moving or speaking, but there was tension in the air, as if they'd just finished an argument.
I approached the fisherman's throne and knelt at his feet. "Father." I dared not look up. My heart was racing. I could feel the energy emanating from the two gods. If I said the wrong thing, I had no doubt they could blast me into dust.
The Tyrant's left eye twitched in a mix of anger and annoyance at his daughter calling this hand-me-down "Father."
To my left, Zeus spoke. "Should you not address the master of this house first, girl?"
"His voice is annoying," Zeus said with disdain.
I kept my head down, and waited.
"Peace, brother," Poseidon finally said. His voice stirred my oldest memories: that warm glow I remembered as a baby, the sensation of this god's hand on my forehead, "The girl defers to her father. This is only right."
"You still claim her then?" Zeus asked, menacingly. "You claim this child whom you sired against our sacred oath?"
"I have admitted my wrongdoing," Poseidon said. "Now I would hear her speak."
Wrongdoing.
A lump welled up in my throat. Was that all I was? A wrongdoing? The result of a god's mistake?
Poseidon jumped from his seat. "Wrongdoing?! How dare my copy say that about Percilla?! She is not a mistake!" He roared in rage. "My counterpart doesn't deserve her as his daughter!"
"Poseidon!" Rhea and Hades shouted.
"I have spared her once already," Zeus grumbled. "Daring to fly through my domain ... pah! I should have blasted her out of the sky for her impudence."
"Fucking asshole!" Zeus yelled furiously.
"And risk destroying your own master bolt?" Poseidon asked calmly. "Let us hear her out, brother."
"He seems to be trying to prevent his brother from being consumed by his wrath and striking her," Susano'o observed.
Zeus grumbled some more. "I shall listen," he decided. "Then I shall make up my mind whether or not to cast this girl down from Olympus."
"Percilla," Poseidon said. "Look at me."
I did, and I wasn't sure what I saw in his face. There was no clear sign of love or approval. Nothing to encourage me. It was like looking at the ocean: some days, you could tell what mood it was in. Most days, though, it was unreadable, mysterious.
Rhea, Leto, and Hestia frowned in disapproval at the other Poseidon's expression.
I got the feeling Poseidon really didn't know what to think of me. He didn't know whether he was happy to have me as a daughter or not. In a strange way, I was glad that Poseidon was so distant. If he'd tried to apologize, or told me he loved me, or even smiled, it would've felt fake. Like a human dad, making some lame excuse for not being around. I could live with that. After all, I wasn't sure about him yet, either.
Poseidon nodded and smirked in approval at his daughter's thinking.
Good, she's not seeking his affection, he thought with satisfaction.
"Address Lord Zeus, girl," Poseidon told me. "Tell him your story."
So I told Zeus everything, just as it had happened. I took out the metal cylinder, which began sparking in the Sky God's presence, and laid it at his feet.
There was a long silence, broken only by the crackle of the hearth fire.
Zeus opened his palm. The lightning bolt flew into it. As he closed his fist, the metallic points flared with electricity, until he was holding what looked more like the classic thunderbolt, a twenty-foot javelin of arcing, hissing energy that made the hairs on my scalp rise.
"I sense the girl tells the truth," Zeus muttered. "But that Ares would do such a thing ... it is most unlike him."
"He is proud and impulsive," Poseidon said. "It runs in the family."
"Must be the same here as well. Just look at father and Ares," Apollo said jokingly.
"Hey, that is not true!" Zeus and Ares shouted in unison.
"Lord?" I asked.
They both said, "Yes?"
"Ares didn't act alone. Someone else—something else— came up with the idea."
I described my dreams, and the feeling I'd had on the beach, that momentary breath of evil that had seemed to stop the world, and made Ares back off from killing me.
"In the dreams," I said, "the voice told me to bring the bolt to the Underworld. Ares hinted that he'd been having dreams, too. I think he was being used, just as I was, to start a war."
The deities were silent, as this was just a recap of what they already knew.
"You are accusing Hades, after all?" Zeus asked.
"No," I said. "I mean, Lord Zeus, I've been in the presence of Hades. This feeling on the beach was different. It was the same thing I felt when I got close to that pit. That was the entrance to Tartarus, wasn't it? Something powerful and evil is stirring down there ... something even older than the gods."
Poseidon and Zeus looked at each other. They had a quick, intense discussion in Ancient Greek. I only caught one word. Father.
Loki raised an eyebrow. "Father?" he said in bemusement, though there was a flicker of curiosity in his eyes.
The Greek gods stared at each other in shock as the word "Father" echoed in the air, followed by an uncomfortable silence. They exchanged tense looks, a mixture of disbelief and horror slowly creeping into their expressions.
Zeus clenched his fists, his eyes wide with anger and shock. "Father..." he muttered under his breath, as the realization sank in. "No... it can't be."
"No, no! This cannot be who I think it is," Hera muttered, shaking her head wildly.
"Oh please, no! Please don't let it be true!" Hestia whispered, her voice trembling with fear.
Poseidon visibly stiffened, his jaw tightening. "They can't possibly be talking about..."
Hades's expression turned cold. "Kronos," he said flatly. "Our father's counterpart."
"Kronos!" the non-Greek gods yelled in a mix of shock and fear.
Rhea clenched her eyes shut, shaking her head. "It was what I have suspected," she said grimly. "But now, it's definitely him."
Zeus turned to face his mother in surprise. "Mother, you suspected it was Kronos?!"
The Titaness nodded. "I was not completely sure, but it is certain now. The voice that haunted my granddaughter all along has to be my ex-husband's counterpart."
Poseidon's expression turned cold. "The old bastard better not plan to lay a hand on my daughter!" he growled, his eyes flashing with dangerous fury.
Poseidon made some kind of suggestion, but Zeus cut him off. Poseidon tried to argue. Zeus held up his hand angrily. "We will speak of this no more," Zeus said. "I must go personally to purify this thunderbolt in the waters of Lemnos, to remove the human taint from its metal."
He rose and looked at me. His expression softened just a fraction of a degree. "You have done me a service, girl. Few heroes could have accomplished as much."
"I had help, sir," I said. "Grover Underwood and Anthony Chase—"
"To show you my thanks, I shall spare your life. I do not trust you, Percilla Jackson. I do not like what your arrival means for the future of Olympus. But for the sake of peace in the family, I shall let you live."
"Um ... thank you, sir."
"Do not presume to fly again. Do not let me find you here when I return. Otherwise you shall taste this bolt. And it shall be your last sensation."
Thunder shook the palace. With a blinding flash of lightning, Zeus was gone.
"I'm so glad that knockoff left. I hate that motherfucker," Zeus muttered, his voice dripping with contempt.
"But now Percilla is alone with my damn copy!" Poseidon said, his voice full of contempt as well.
I was alone in the throne room with my father. "Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done well as the god of theater."
An uncomfortable silence.
Buddha coughed. "Awkward."
"Sir," I said, "what was in that pit?"
Poseidon regarded me. "Have you not guessed?"
"Kronos," I said. "The king of the Titans."
Just hearing his name made all the gods stiffen in discomfort.
Even in the throne room of Olympus, far away from Tartarus, the name Kronos darkened the room, made the hearth fire seem not quite so warm on my back.
Poseidon gripped his trident. "In the First War, Percy, Zeus cut our father Kronos into a thousand pieces, just as Kronos had done to his own father, Ouranos. Zeus cast Kronos's remains into the darkest pit of Tartarus. The Titan army was scattered, their mountain fortress on Etna destroyed, their monstrous allies driven to the farthest corners of the earth. And yet Titans cannot die, any more than we gods can. Whatever is left of Kronos is still alive in some hideous way, still conscious in his eternal pain, still hungering for power."
Zeus scoffed. "So my counterpart couldn't kill his own father? He's weak, then."
"What's worrying is that the other Kronos is still alive, seeking power," Hades said.
Rhea bit her lip, her eyes clouded with concern. "If the other Kronos got out of Tartarus," she murmured, "all of my grandchildren will be in grave danger."
Her words caused the Greek gods to fall into a heavy silence, the weight of her statement settling over them like a dark cloud. A sense of unease spread through the room, as they each considered the very real threat of Kronos's return.
"He's healing," I said. "He's coming back."
Poseidon shook his head. "From time to time, over the eons, Kronos has stirred. He enters men's nightmares and breathes evil thoughts. He wakens restless monsters from the depths. But to suggest he could rise from the pit is another thing."
"That's what he intends, Father. That's what he said."
Poseidon was silent for a long time.
"Lord Zeus has closed discussion on this matter. He will not allow talk of Kronos. You have completed your quest, child. That is all you need to do."
Frigg frowned. "He called her 'child' instead of 'daughter.'"
"But—" I stopped myself. Arguing would do no good. It would very possibly anger the only god who I had on my side. "As ... as you wish, Father."
A faint smile played on his lips. "Obedience does not come naturally to you, does it?"
"No ... sir."
Poseidon narrowed his eyes as he watched the discussion between Percilla and his copy. He didn't like it if he tried to get close to her.
"I must take some blame for that, I suppose. The sea does not like to be restrained." He rose to his full height and took up his trident. Then he shimmered and became the size of a regular man, standing directly in front of me. "You must go, child. But first, know that your mother has returned."
Rhea, Leto, Hera, Hestia, and other goddesses sighed in relief.
"Thank the gods her mother has returned to her!" Hestia said, her voice filled with relief.
I stared at him, completely stunned. "My mother?"
"You will find her at home. Hades sent her when you recovered his helm. Even the Lord of Death pays his debts."
"Hmmm, it's good that my other self truly honors his word," Hades said, his voice soft but laced with approval.
My heart was pounding. I couldn't believe it. "Do you ... would you ..."
I wanted to ask if Poseidon would come with me to see her, but then I realized that was ridiculous. I imagined loading the God of the Sea into a taxi and taking him to the Upper East Side. If he'd wanted to see my mom all these years, he would have. And there was Smelly Gabe to think about.
The gods scowled at the reminder of that dumbass stepfather of hers.
Poseidon, on the other hand, scowled at the thought of Percilla wanting to bring that cheap copy to see her mother.
Poseidon's eyes took on a little sadness. "When you return home, Percy, you must make an important choice. You will find a package waiting in your room."
"A package?"
"A package?" the gods echoed.
"What important choice does she have to make?" Hades asked curiously, raising an eyebrow.
"You will understand when you see it. No one can choose your path, Percy. You must decide."
I nodded, though I didn't know what he meant.
"Your mother is a queen among women," Poseidon said wistfully. "I had not met such a mortal woman in a thousand years. Still ... I am sorry you were born, child. I have brought you a hero's fate, and a hero's fate is never happy. It is never anything but tragic."
Everyone's expressions filled with unease.
Rhea clenched her jaw, a deep frown creasing her brow. "No child deserves such a burden. A demigod's fate should not come with such inevitable sorrow." Her voice trembled with a mixture of anger and compassion.
"If he didn't want to bring her such a fate, he should've kept it in his pants!" Zeus shouted.
Hera looked annoyed at her husband. "Should you be the one to say that, Zeus? Because you sound like a hypocrite."
The King of the Gods immediately quieted.
I tried not to feel hurt. Here was my own dad, telling me he was sorry I'd been born. "I don't mind, Father."
The hatred in Poseidon's gaze toward his counterpart's image intensified, as if he were shooting lasers through his eyes.
"Not yet, perhaps," he said. "Not yet. But it was an unforgivable mistake on my part."
"I'll leave you then." I bowed awkwardly. "I—I won't bother you again."
I was five steps away when he called, "Percilla."
I turned.
There was a different light in his eyes, a fiery kind of pride. "You did well, Percilla. Do not misunderstand me. Whatever else you do, know that you are mine. You are a true daughter of the Sea God."
No! Percilla is not yours! She will never be your daughter!
SHE'S MINE!
As I walked back through the city of the gods, conversations stopped. The muses paused their concert. People and satyrs and naiads all turned toward me, their faces filled with respect and gratitude, and as I passed, they knelt, as if I were some kind of hero.
Fifteen minutes later, still in a trance, I was back on the streets of Manhattan.
I caught a taxi to my mom's apartment, rang the doorbell, and there she was—my beautiful mother, smelling of peppermint and licorice, the weariness and worry evaporating from her face as soon as she saw me.
"Percy! Oh, thank goodness. Oh, my baby."
She crushed the air right out of me. We stood in the hallway as she cried and ran her hands through my hair.
I'll admit it—my eyes were a little misty, too. I was shaking, I was so relieved to see her.
Rhea, Leto, and all the goddesses cooed at the reunion between mother and daughter.
She told me she'd just appeared at the apartment that morning, scaring Gabe half out of his wits. She didn't remember anything since the Minotaur, and couldn't believe it when Gabe told her I was a wanted criminal, traveling across the country, blowing up national monuments. She'd been going out of her mind with worry all day because she hadn't heard the news. Gabe had forced her to go into work, saying she had a month's salary to make up and she'd better get started.
"That fucking lazy fatass! How dare he forced her mother to work!" Artemis exclaimed, her voice sharp with anger. "He should've been the one to calm her down, not take advantage of her like that!"
I swallowed back my anger and told her my own story. I tried to make it sound less scary than it had been, but that wasn't easy. I was just getting to the fight with Ares when Gabe's voice interrupted from the living room. "Hey, Sally! That meat loaf done yet or what?"
Everyone's expression turned murderous.
She closed her eyes. "He isn't going to be happy to see you, Percy. The store got half a million phone calls today from Los Angeles ... something about free appliances."
"Oh, yeah. About that..."
She managed a weak smile. "Just don't make him angrier, all right? Come on."
In the month I'd been gone, the apartment had turned into Gabeland. Garbage was ankle deep on the carpet. The sofa had been reupholstered in beer cans. Dirty socks and underwear hung off the lampshades.
Hermes and many other gods cringed in disgust at the mountain of dirty clothes and garbage.
Gabe and three of his big goony friends were playing poker at the table.
When Gabe saw me, his cigar dropped out of his mouth. His face got redder than lava. "You got nerve coming here, you little punk. I thought the police—"
"She's not a fugitive after all," my mom interjected. "Isn't that wonderful, Gabe?"
Gabe looked back and forth between us. He didn't seem to think my homecoming was so wonderful.
"Bad enough I had to give back your life insurance money, Sally," he growled. "Get me the phone. I'll call the cops."
"Gabe, no!"
He raised his eyebrows. "Did you just say 'no'? You think I'm gonna put up with this punk again? I can still press charges against her for ruining my Camaro."
"But—"
He raised his hand, and my mother flinched.
All the deities were startled at the sight of her mother flinching.
"Don't tell me he..." Hera trailed off, looking more enraged than before.
For the first time, I realized something. Gabe had hit my mother. I didn't know when, or how much. But I was sure he'd done it. Maybe it had been going on for years, when I wasn't around.
"THAT MORTAL FILTH NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE!" Rhea shouted, her voice filled with immense fury.
"Hell, yeah!" many deities shouted, agreeing with her.
A balloon of anger started expanding in my chest. I came toward Gabe, instinctively taking my pen out of my pocket.
The Olympians were surprised when she took out her pen.
Realizing what she seemed about to do, many gods cheered for the girl to kill her vile stepfather.
"Yes, kill him!"
"Kill that motherfucker!"
"Her sword wouldn't work on him, remember?"Shiva reminded them.
He just laughed. "What, punk? You gonna write on me? You touch me, and you are going to jail forever, you understand?"
"Hey, Gabe," his friend Eddie interrupted. "She's just a kid."
Gabe looked at him resentfully and mimicked in a falsetto voice: "Just a kid."
His other friends laughed like idiots.
"I'll be nice to you, punk." Gabe showed me his tobacco-stained teeth. "I'll give you five minutes to get your stuff and clear out. After that, I call the police."
"Gabe!" my mother pleaded.
"She ran away," Gabe told her. "Let her stay gone."
Poseidon gritted his teeth in fury, longing to skewer this mortal trash with his trident.
I was itching to uncap Riptide, but even if I did, the blade wouldn't hurt humans. And Gabe, by the loosest definition, was human.
My mother took my arm. "Please, Percy. Come on. We'll go to your room."
I let her pull me away, my hands still trembling with rage.
My room had been completely filled with Gabe's junk. In here were stacks of used car batteries, a rotting bouquet of sympathy flowers with a card from somebody who'd seen his Barbara Walters interview.
"Gabe is just upset, honey," my mother told me. "I'll talk to him later. I'm sure it will work out."
"Mom, it'll never work out. Not as long as Gabe's here."
"Look, her daughter already knows that monsters are after her and will have to defend herself from them. Can't she just leave that nasty human?" Demeter said aloud.
She wrung her hands nervously. "I can ... I'll take you to work with me for the rest of the summer. In the fall, maybe there's another boarding school—"
"Mom."
She lowered her eyes. "I'm trying, Percy. I just... I need some time."
A package appeared on my bed. At least, I could've sworn it hadn't been there a moment before.
It was a battered cardboard box about the right size to fit a basketball. The address on the mailing slip was in my own handwriting:
The Gods
Mount Olympus
600th Floor,
Empire State Building
New York, NY
With best wishes,
PERCILLA "PERCY" JACKSON
"Oh, the package she sent has returned to her," Apollo remarked. "So that's what the other Poseidon was referring to."
Over the top in black marker, in a man's clear, bold print, was the address of our apartment, and the words: RETURN TO SENDER.
Suddenly I understood what Poseidon had told me on Olympus.
A package. A decision.
Whatever else you do, know that you are mine. You are a true daughter of the Sea God.
Poseidon seethed on his throne, his expression so furious that one could almost imagine steam coming out of his ears.
I looked at my mother. "Mom, do you want Gabe gone?
"Percy, it isn't that simple. I—"
"Mom, just tell me. That jerk has been hitting you. Do you want him gone or not?"
Everyone grew curious, wondering what she was planning.
"Oooh...what she's going to do?!" Loki exclaimed, a mischievous grin spreading across his face as he leaned forward in anticipation.
She hesitated, then nodded almost imperceptibly. "Yes, Percy. I do. And I'm trying to get up my courage to tell him. But you can't do this for me. You can't solve my problems."
I looked at the box.
I could solve her problem. I wanted to slice that package open, plop it on the poker table, and take out what was inside. I could start my very own statue garden, right there in the living room.
"Holy shit! Is she going to turn her stepfather to stone with the Medusa head?!" Zeus exclaimed, leaning forward eagerly.
"Didn't know she can be that savage!" Indra laughed, his voice tinged with both admiration and amusement.
Poseidon's eyes darkened with an unknown emotion.
Surprisingly, it wasn't just him. Hades, Apollo, and many other gods shared similar looks as well.
That's what a Greek hero would do in the stories, I thought. That's what Gabe deserves.
But a hero's story always ended in tragedy. Poseidon had told me that.
I remembered the Underworld. I thought about Gabe's spirit drifting forever in the Fields of Asphodel, or condemned to some hideous torture behind the barbed wire of the Fields of Punishment—an eternal poker game, sitting up to his waist in boiling oil listening to opera music. Did I have the right to send someone there? Even Gabe?
"YES!" Everyone shouted.
"Send that bastard to hell!" Zeus bellowed.
A month ago, I wouldn't have hesitated. Now ...
"I can do it," I told my mom. "One look inside this box, and he'll never bother you again."
She glanced at the package, and seemed to understand immediately. "No, Percy," she said, stepping away. "You can't."
"Why can't she?" Loki whined. "Is it because of those stupid human morals?"
"Poseidon called you a queen," I told her. "He said he hadn't met a woman like you in a thousand years."
Her cheeks flushed. "Percy—"
"You deserve better than this, Mom. You should go to college, get your degree. You can write your novel, meet a nice guy maybe, live in a nice house. You don't need to protect me anymore by staying with Gabe. Let me get rid of him."
"Yeah, let her!" Muninn squawked.
She wiped a tear off her cheek. "You sound so much like your father," she said. "He offered to stop the tide for me once. He offered to build me a palace at the bottom of the sea. He thought he could solve all my problems with a wave of his hand."
"What's wrong with that?"
Poseidon actually felt surprised that this woman didn't take her counterpart's offer, other mortals would have accepted it.
Her multicolored eyes seemed to search inside me. "I think you know, Percy. I think you're enough like me to understand. If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself. I can't let a god take care of me ... or my daughter. I have to ... find the courage on my own. Your quest has reminded me of that."
"This woman...she is different from any other mortal," Zeus murmured, earning nods of agreement around him.
We listened to the sound of poker chips and swearing, ESPN from the living room television.
"I'll leave the box," I said. "If he threatens you ..."
She looked pale, but she nodded. "Where will you go, Percy?"
"Half-Blood Hill."
"For the summer ... or forever?"
"I guess that depends."
She won't be staying in that camp—or in that world—forever, the tyrant of the seas thought.
We locked eyes, and I sensed that we had an agreement. We would see how things stood at the end of the summer.
She kissed my forehead. "You'll be a hero, Percy. You'll be the greatest of all."
I took one last look around my bedroom. I had a feeling I'd never see it again. Then I walked with my mother to the front door.
"Leaving so soon, punk?" Gabe called after me. "Good riddance."
"Fucking piece of shit," Adamas muttered. "I hope he dies a terrible death."
I had one last twinge of doubt. How could I turn down the perfect chance to take revenge on him? I was leaving here without saving my mother.
"Just go back and show him the head!" Persephone suddenly yelled, surprising her mother and the deities around her.
"Hey, Sally," he yelled. "What about that meat loaf, huh?"
A steely look of anger flared in my mother's eyes, and I thought, just maybe, I was leaving her in good hands after all. Her own.
"Oooh, is her mother going to do it?" Loki said excitedly, kicking his legs.
"The meat loaf is coming right up, dear," she told Gabe. "Meat loaf surprise."
She looked at me, and winked.
The last thing I saw as the door swung closed was my mother staring at Gabe, as if she were contemplating how he would look as a garden statue.
Scene end.
"YES! THAT MORTAL IS GOING TO DIE!" Rhea screamed cheerfully.
Chapter 45: *The Prophecy Comes True
Notes:
Note: It's finally here! The last chapter of The Lightning Thief!
Chapter Text
The Titaness's exultant laughter echoed through the council room, attracting the attention of other gods who turned to watch her.
Zeus laughed uproariously. "Oh, if her mother uses the head, it'll be deliciously satisfying! That mortal would get what's coming to him!"
Hades grinned. "Another soul to add to the population of my counterpart's domain."
Poseidon didn't show any emotion, but he felt glad that the mortal abomination would soon die by his own wife's hands.
New Title:
The Prophecy Comes True
The title left everyone confused.
"Yes, we know the prophecy comes true," Apollo said dryly. "We saw it happen."
We were the first heroes to return alive to Half-Blood Hill since Luke, so of course everybody treated us as if we'd won some reality-TV contest. According to camp tradition, we wore laurel wreaths to a big feast prepared in our honor, then led a procession down to the bonfire, where we got to burn the burial shrouds our cabins had made for us in our absence.
Anthony's shroud was so beautiful—gray silk with embroidered owls—I told him it seemed a shame not to bury him in it. He punched me and told me to shut up.
Athena admired the designs on the shroud.
A certain god with anger issues scowled furiously at this half-blood for punching his daughter (even if it was playful). He considered burying the boy alive himself.
Being the daughter of Poseidon, I didn't have any cabin mates, so the Ares cabin had volunteered to make my shroud.
"That's nice of my children to do. I guess they're starting to warm up to her," Ares commented.
They'd taken an old bedsheet and painted smiley faces with X'ed-out eyes around the border, and the word LOSER painted really big in the middle.
Ares stared at the shroud, his jaw dropping in disbelief. "Wait... what?" he sputtered. He gaped at the design for another moment before rubbing his temples. "I take it back. They're still idiots."
It was fun to burn.
As Apollo's cabin led the sing-along and passed out s'mores, I was surrounded by my old Hermes cabinmates, Anthony's friends from Athena, and Grover's satyr buddies, who were admiring the brand-new searcher's license he'd received from the Council of Cloven Elders. The council had called Grover's performance on the quest "Brave to the point of indigestion. Horns-and-whiskers above anything we have seen in the past."
Buddha chuckled, amused by the council's vivid description of the satyr's performance.
The only ones not in a party mood were Clarisse and her cabinmates, whose poisonous looks told me they'd never forgive me for disgracing their dad.
That was okay with me.
"Your dad's an asshole!" Ares shouted in annoyance. "He was never there for any of you, so you shouldn't care about him! I'd be a better father than he ever could!"
Aphrodite smiled at him fondly.
Even Dionysus's welcome-home speech wasn't enough to dampen my spirits. "Yes, yes, so the little brat didn't get herself killed and now she'll have an even bigger head. Well, huzzah for that. In other announcements, there will be no canoe races this Saturday...."
Dionysus frowned. "I hope my copy's personality improves later."
"Probably much later," Hephaestus said with a smirk.
I moved back into cabin three, but it didn't feel so lonely anymore. I had my friends to train with during the day. At night, I lay awake and listened to the sea, knowing my father was out there. Maybe he wasn't quite sure about me yet, maybe he hadn't even wanted me born, but he was watching. And so far, he was proud of what I'd done.
Poseidon scoffed and rolled his eyes.
As for my mother, she had a chance at a new life. Her letter arrived a week after I got back to camp. She told me Gabe had left mysteriously—disappeared off the face of the planet, in fact. She'd reported him missing to the police, but she had a funny feeling they would never find him.
"Does that confirm that her stepfather is dead or what?" Zeus asked, his expression hopeful.
Hades smirked and leaned back in his throne. "I have a feeling he's indisposed. Permanently."
On a completely unrelated subject, she'd sold her first life-size concrete sculpture, entitled The Poker Player, to a collector, through an art gallery in Soho. She'd gotten so much money for it, she'd put a deposit down on a new apartment and made a payment on her first semester's tuition at NYU. The Soho gallery was clamoring for more of her work, which they called "a huge step forward in super-ugly neorealism."
The room was filled with the sounds of cheering.
"So her mother did turn that greasy bastard into stone with the Medusa head. Good for her," Hera said approvingly.
"I knew her mother would have that fucker dead!" Rhea shouted happily.
But don't worry, my mom wrote. I'm done with sculpture. I've disposed of that box of tools you left me. It's time for me to turn to writing.
At the bottom, she wrote a P.S.: Percy, I've found a good private school here in the city. I've put a deposit down to hold you a spot, in case you want to enroll for seventh grade. You could live at home. But if you want to go year-round at Half-Blood Hill, I'll understand.
"I'd rather she stay at that camp. I want to keep seeing more of my children," Apollo said firmly. "Who else agrees with me?"
All the deities in the room nodded in agreement, especially the Greek gods. Athena said, "I want to see more of my children as well. Also, it's the best place for her to hone her skills."
Hades nodded. "The camp is where she belongs. It's where she can learn to protect herself and grow strong."
Poseidon crossed his arms, grumbling, "It's much safer for her there than being at home with her mother."
"Agreed," Zeus chimed in. "I want to see how all the demigods prepare themselves for whatever they have to face. The camp is her best chance to survive and thrive in a dangerous world."
Rhea frowned. "But she will miss her mother."
"But her mother would want her to be safe, Mother," Zeus countered.
I folded the note carefully and set it on my bedside table. Every night before I went to sleep, I read it again, and I tried to decide how to answer her.
On the Fourth of July, the whole camp gathered at the beach for a fireworks display by cabin nine. Being Hephaestus's kids, they weren't going to settle for a few lame red-white-and-blue explosions. They'd anchored a barge offshore and loaded it with rockets the size of Patriot missiles. According to Anthony, who'd seen the show before, the blasts would be sequenced so tightly they'd look like frames of animation across the sky. The finale was supposed to be a couple of hundred-foot-tall Spartan warriors who would crackle to life above the ocean, fight a battle, then explode into a million colors.
Hephaestus clapped his hands together, sparks flying from his palms. "Now, this is what I'm talking about! I can't wait to see what my kids have cooked up with their skills. I bet it's a masterpiece of engineering and art."
As Anthony and I were spreading a picnic blanket, Grover showed up to tell us good-bye. He was dressed in his usual jeans and T-shirt and sneakers, but in the last few weeks he'd started to look older, almost high-school age. His goatee had gotten thicker. He'd put on weight. His horns had grown at least an inch, so he now had to wear his rasta cap all the time to pass as human.
"I'm off," he said. "I just came to say ... well, you know."
I tried to feel happy for him. After all, it wasn't every day a satyr got permission to go look for the great god Pan. But it was hard saying good-bye. I'd only known Grover a year, yet he was my oldest friend.
"It's never easy to say goodbye to a friend," Hestia said, her voice calm but full of understanding. "Grover's path is important, and though it's hard now, it will make him stronger in ways they both can't yet see."
"Grover's quest is something that will shape him, just as her journey shaped her. Distance won't weaken their bond," Hercules added.
Shiva's voice was blunt but sincere. "Yeah, losing a buddy stings. But she and Grover have both literally been through hell and back. They'll both come out stronger in the end."
Apollo's voice was light, but there was a touch of sadness in it. "Saying goodbye is hard, I get it. But the universe has a funny way of bringing people back together when you least expect it."
Anthony gave him a hug. He told him to keep his fake feet on.
I asked him where he was going to search first.
"Kind of a secret," he said, looking embarrassed. "I wish you could come with me, guys, but humans and Pan ..."
"We understand," Anthony said. "You got enough tin cans for the trip?"
"Yeah."
"And you remembered your reed pipes?"
"Jeez, Anthony," he grumbled. "You're like an old mama goat."
The gods laughed at the fact a boy is being called an old mama goat.
Even Poseidon smirked at that.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA," Loki cackled. "That's so funny!"
But he didn't really sound annoyed.
He gripped his walking stick and slung a backpack over his shoulder. He looked like any hitchhiker you might see on an American highway—nothing like the little runty boy I used to defend from bullies at Yancy Academy.
"Well," he said, "wish me luck."
He gave Anthony another hug. He clapped me on the shoulder, then headed back through the dunes.
Fireworks exploded to life overhead: Hercules killing the Nemean lion, Artemis chasing the boar, George Washington (who, by the way, was a son of Athena) crossing the Delaware.
While Hercules and Artemis reacted to the scene with a prideful look, Athena, on the other hand, looked surprised.
"A dead American president was my son?" she exclaimed, clearly stunned.
"Hey, Grover," I called.
He turned at the edge of the woods.
"Wherever you're going—I hope they make good enchiladas."
Grover grinned, and then he was gone, the trees closing around him.
"We'll see him again," Anthony said.
I tried to believe it. The fact that no searcher had ever come back in two thousand years ... well, I decided not to think about that. Grover would be the first. He had to be.
July passed.
I spent my days devising new strategies for capture-the-flag and making alliances with the other cabins to keep the banner out of Ares's hands. I got to the top of the climbing wall for the first time without getting scorched by lava.
Rhea, Hades, Poseidon, Hestia, and Leto frowned at Percy still having to do something as dangerous as climbing a wall with lava, their concern evident as they imagined the heat and risk she faced in such a perilous task.
From time to time, I'd walk past the Big House, glance up at the attic windows, and think about the Oracle. I tried to convince myself that its prophecy had come to completion.
You shall go west, and face the god who has turned.
Been there, done that—even though the traitor god had turned out to be Ares rather than Hades.
You shall find what was stolen, and see it safe returned.
Check. One master bolt delivered. One helm of darkness back on Hades's oily head.
Many gods snickered.
The corner of Hades's mouth lifted in amusement at the insult towards his alternate self.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.
This line still bothered me. Ares had pretended to be my friend, then betrayed me. That must be what the Oracle meant....
The bad feeling suddenly returned to Hermes, and he shifted in his seat uneasily.
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
I had failed to save my mom, but only because I'd let her save herself, and I knew that was the right thing.
So why was I still uneasy?
The gods just didn't know what to make of this.
"What else could there be? She completed her quest and every part of the prophecy, right?" Hera asked with an unsure expression.
The last night of the summer session came all too quickly.
The campers had one last meal together. We burned part of our dinner for the gods. At the bonfire, the senior counselors awarded the end-of-summer beads.
I got my own leather necklace, and when I saw the bead for my first summer, I was glad the firelight covered my blushing. The design was pitch black, with a sea-green trident shimmering in the center.
Hades and Poseidon exchanged a glance.
"The design of the beads must represent our counterparts," Hades stated.
His younger brother glared at the beads displayed on the screen.
"The choice was unanimous," Luke announced. "This bead commemorates the first Daughter of the Sea God at this camp, and the quest she undertook into the darkest part of the Underworld to stop a war!"
The entire camp got to their feet and cheered. Even Ares's cabin felt obliged to stand. Athena's cabin steered Anthony to the front so he could share in the applause.
I'm not sure I'd ever felt as happy or sad as I did at that moment. I'd finally found a family, people who cared about me and thought I'd done something right. And in the morning, most of them would be leaving for the year.
Many of the gods felt for her, understanding the weight of her emotions. They, too, knew what it was like to find something precious and then face its loss so soon.
The next morning, I found a form letter on my bedside table.
I knew Dionysus must've filled it out, because he stubbornly insisted on getting my name wrong:
Dear______ Petra Johnson_______ ,
Dionysus's and Poseidon's eyebrows twitched in annoyance.
If you intend to stay at Camp Half-Blood year-round, you must inform the Big House by noon today. If you do not announce your intentions, we will assume you have vacated your cabin or died a horrible death. Cleaning harpies will begin work at sundown. They will be authorized to eat any unregistered campers. All personal articles left behind will be incinerated in the lava pit.
Have a nice day!
Mr. D (Dionysus)
Camp Director, Olympian Council #12
The deities, especially the Greeks, looked furious.
"Cleaning harpies?! What the fuck?! How could our counterparts even allow them to eat their own children?" Apollo exclaimed, a mix of anger and horror in his voice.
"How could my counterpart allow her grandchildren to be eaten?" Rhea added angrily.
"Because they suck as parents," Dionysus replied.
That's another thing about ADHD. Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face. Summer was over, and I still hadn't answered my mother, or the camp, about whether I'd be staying. Now I had only a few hours to decide.
The decision should have been easy. I mean, nine months of hero training or nine months of sitting in a classroom—duh.
Zeus, Buddha, Shiva, Hercules, Loki, and Anubis nodded in approval at her reasoning.
Poseidon made a mental note that if he could bring his daughter to his palace, he would keep her occupied with studying, rather than allowing her to do anything dangerous.
But there was my mom to consider. For the first time, I had the chance to live with her for a whole year, without Gabe. I had a chance to be at home and knock around the city in my free time. I remembered what Anthony had said so long ago on our quest: The real world is where the monsters are. That's where you learn whether you're any good or not.
I thought about the fate of Thalia, daughter of Zeus. I wondered how many monsters would attack me if I left Half-Blood Hill. If I stayed in one place for a whole school year, without Chiron or my friends around to help me, would my mother and I even survive until the next summer? That was assuming the spelling tests and five-paragraph essays didn't kill me. I decided I'd go down to the arena and do some sword practice. Maybe that would clear my head.
All the deities are now mumbling that the camp would be the better option.
The campgrounds were mostly deserted, shimmering in the August heat. All the campers were in their cabins packing up, or running around with brooms and mops, getting ready for final inspection. Argus was helping some of the Aphrodite kids haul their Gucci suitcases and makeup kits over the hill, where the camp's shuttle bus would be waiting to take them to the airport.
Aphrodite eyed the Gucci logos. "I can give my children much better-quality things that I can make myself than those tacky human-made items," she said, her head held high.
Don't think about leaving yet, I told myself. Just train.
I got to the sword-fighters arena and found that Luke had had the same idea. His gym bag was plopped at the edge of the stage. He was working solo, whaling on battle dummies with a sword I'd never seen before. It must've been a regular steel blade, because he was slashing the dummies' heads right off, stabbing through their straw-stuffed guts. His orange counselor's shirt was dripping with sweat. His expression was so intense, his life might've really been in danger. I watched, fascinated, as he disemboweled the whole row of dummies, hacking off limbs and basically reducing them to a pile of straw and armor.
The gods, like Ares, Hercules, Susano'o, Odin, and Thor, were impressed with this demigod's sword skills.
"Wow, your son was good with the sword before, but right now he is more than just good with it. I'm surprised he came from you, Hermes," Ares commented jokingly.
Hercules nodded in agreement. "He has complete control with that blade. I definitely would take him up in a spar."
Hermes didn't respond; instead, he watched in awe as his son destroyed the battle dummies with his sword.
My son's precision and intensity are something else. He doesn't just train for victory—he trains like he's fighting for his life. It's terrifying... and impressive, he thought.
They were only dummies, but I still couldn't help being awed by Luke's skill. The guy was an incredible fighter. It made me wonder, again, how he possibly could've failed at his quest.
Hermes and the rest of the deities (except Poseidon, because he doesn't care) wondered that too.
Finally, he saw me, and stopped mid-swing. "Percy."
"Um, sorry," I said, embarrassed. "I just—"
"It's okay," he said, lowering his sword. "Just doing some last-minute practice."
"Those dummies won't be bothering anybody anymore."
Luke shrugged. "We build new ones every summer."
Now that his sword wasn't swirling around, I could see something odd about it. The blade was two different types of metal—one edge bronze, the other steel.
"How observant of her," Hephaestus remarked, eyeing the blade with his blacksmith's gaze.
Luke noticed me looking at it. "Oh, this? New toy. This is Backbiter."
"Backbiter?"
"Backbiter?" The gods echoed in surprise.
"That's an... interesting name for a sword," Hades remarked, raising an eyebrow.
Loki smirked. "Sounds like it might have a tendency to, you know, bite back. Maybe it was made to stab you when you least expect it."
"Or just stab you in the back. Maybe a more fitting name would've been Backstabber instead," Buddha joked.
The word, for some reason, made Hermes flinch.
Poseidon rolled his eyes at the ridiculous names.
Luke turned the blade in the light so it glinted wickedly. "One side is celestial bronze. The other is tempered steel. Works on mortals and immortals both."
I thought about what Chiron had told me when I started my quest—that a hero should never harm mortals unless absolutely necessary.
"I didn't know they could make weapons like that."
"They probably can't," Luke agreed. "It's one of a kind."
He gave me a tiny smile, then slid the sword into its scabbard. "Listen, I was going to come looking for you. What do you say we go down to the woods one last time, look for something to fight?"
Hermes felt like his head was spinning. Ever since his son reappeared, the bad feeling had returned, and he couldn't figure out why. What was it about this son of his that made him feel this way?
"Why do I feel like he shouldn't be trusted?" Zeus wondered aloud.
Hermes jolted in shock, stunned that his father would say such a thing about his son.
Dionysus raised an eyebrow. "This whole scene reminds me of a serial killer trying to lure a naive kid into the woods."
Dionysus's words made Hermes feel even worse than before.
Poseidon looked uneasy and glared at Luke's image on the screen.
"Percilla better not follow him!" Poseidon shouted anxiously.
I don't know why I hesitated. I should've felt relieved that Luke was being so friendly. Ever since I'd gotten back from the quest, he'd been acting a little distant. I was afraid he might resent me for all the attention I'd gotten.
Hades nodded. "It's good she didn't accept his invitation right away."
"You think it's a good idea?" I asked. "I mean—"
"Aw, come on." He rummaged in his gym bag and pulled out a six-pack of Cokes. "Drinks are on me."
I stared at the Cokes, wondering where the heck he'd gotten them. There were no regular mortal sodas at the camp store. No way to smuggle them in unless you talked to a satyr, maybe.
Of course, the magic dinner goblets would fill with anything you want, but it just didn't taste the same as a real Coke, straight out of the can.
Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.
"Sure," I decided. "Why not?"
Poseidon uncharacteristically smacked his forehead, drawing concern from his family.
Rhea looked worried. "I hope nothing bad has happened to my granddaughter."
We walked down to the woods and kicked around for some kind of monster to fight, but it was too hot. All the monsters with any sense must've been taking siestas in their nice cool caves.
We found a shady spot by the creek where I'd broken Clarisse's spear during my first capture the flag game. We sat on a big rock, drank our Cokes, and watched the sunlight in the woods.
After a while Luke said, "You miss being on a quest?"
"With monsters attacking me every three feet? Are you kidding?"
Luke raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I miss it," I admitted. "You?"
A shadow passed over his face.
The gods narrowed their eyes suspiciously at the boy's sudden change in expression.
Hermes, however, was startled by the look on his son's face.
Is that...hatred in his eyes?
I was used to hearing from the girls how good-looking Luke was, but at the moment, he looked weary, and angry, and not at all handsome. His blond hair was gray in the sunlight. The scar on his face looked deeper than usual. I could imagine him as an old man.
"Hah! She called him an old man!" Loki exclaimed, snickering. "Looks like even his charm has an expiration date!"
"I've lived at Half-Blood Hill year-round since I was fourteen," he told me. "Ever since Thalia ... well, you know. I trained, and trained, and trained. I never got to be a normal teenager, out there in the real world. Then they threw me one quest, and when I came back, it was like, 'Okay, ride's over. Have a nice life.'"
The messenger of the gods immediately felt pity for his son.
Even Rhea felt a deep sadness for her grandson.
He crumpled his Coke can and threw into the creek, which really shocked me. One of the first things you learn at Camp Half-Blood is: Don't litter. You'll hear from the nymphs and the naiads. They'll get even. You'll crawl into bed one night and find your sheets filled with centipedes and mud.
"The heck with laurel wreaths," Luke said. "I'm not going to end up like those dusty trophies in the Big House attic."
"You make it sound like you're leaving."
Luke gave me a twisted smile. "Oh, I'm leaving, all right, Percy. I brought you down here to say good-bye."
The boy's twisted smile alarmed every deity in the room, even Hermes.
"Percilla, get away from him!" Poseidon screamed.
He snapped his fingers. A small fire burned a hole in the ground at my feet. Out crawled something glistening black, about the size of my hand. A scorpion.
I started to go for my pen.
"I wouldn't," Luke cautioned. "Pit scorpions can jump up to fifteen feet. Its stinger can pierce right through your clothes. You'll be dead in sixty seconds."
All the deities had expressions of horror.
"No..." Hermes shook his head in shock and disbelief. "My son...why?"
Please tell me my eyes are deceiving me!
Poseidon crushed the armrests of his seat and pushed himself up as if to jump and attack the boy in the screen.
"Luke, what—"
Then it hit me.
You will be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.
"You," I said.
"That half-breed was the fucking traitor in the prophecy all along!" Poseidon yelled in rage.
"No, no, no, no..." Hermes kept mumbling, shaking his head with his eyes closed.
He stood calmly and brushed off his jeans.
The scorpion paid him no attention. It kept its beady black eyes on me, clamping its pincers as it crawled onto my shoe.
"I saw a lot out there in the world, Percy," Luke said. "Didn't you feel it—the darkness gathering, the monsters growing stronger? Didn't you realize how useless it all is? All the heroics—being pawns of the gods. They should've been overthrown thousands of years ago, but they've hung on, thanks to us half-bloods."
I couldn't believe this was happening.
"Luke ... you're talking about our parents," I said.
He laughed. "That's supposed to make me love them? Their precious 'Western civilization is a disease, Percy. It's killing the world. The only way to stop it is to burn it to the ground, start over with something more honest."
Everyone was silent as they listened to the demigod's twisted words, their eyes glued to the screen.
"You're as crazy as Ares."
His eyes flared. "Ares is a fool. He never realized the true master he was serving. If I had time, Percy, I could explain. But I'm afraid you won't live that long."
The scorpion crawled onto my pants leg.
"PERCY!" everyone screamed, a mix of worry and fear in their voices.
"How could my son try to harm her? Is he being controlled like Ares's copy?" Hermes shouted, gripping a handkerchief tightly in his hands. His eyes were wild, tears streaming down his face. "Where is my counterpart? He needs to come down and stop his son!"
There had to be a way out of this. I needed time to think.
"Kronos," I said. "That's who you serve."
"Of course, he served Kronos!" Zeus spat angrily.
The air got colder.
The same happened inside the Council of Valhalla, as the temperature dropped—caused by Poseidon.
"Poseidon, my son, stop lowering the temperature!" Rhea snapped.
"You should be careful with names," Luke warned.
"Kronos got you to steal the master bolt and the helm. He spoke to you in your dreams."
This made almost all of the gods gasp in shock.
Hermes felt like he was about to have a heart attack, and gods don't get heart attacks.
Luke's eye twitched. "He spoke to you, too, Percy. You should've listened."
"He's brainwashing you, Luke."
The butler-dressed god nodded quickly. "Yes! My son must have been brainwashed by Kronos!"
"You're wrong. He showed me that my talents are being wasted. You know what my quest was two years ago, Percy? My father, Hermes, wanted me to steal a golden apple from the Garden of the Hesperides and return it to Olympus. After all the training I'd done, that was the best he could think up."
"That's not an easy quest," I said. "Hercules did it."
Hercules raised an eyebrow. "So, my counterpart had to complete the Twelve Labors, just like I did," he remarked.
"Exactly," Luke said. "Where's the glory in repeating what others have done? All the gods know how to do is replay their past. My heart wasn't in it. The dragon in the garden gave me this"—he pointed angrily at his scar—"and when I came back, all I got was pity. I wanted to pull Olympus down stone by stone right then, but I bided my time. I began to dream of Kronos. He convinced me to steal something worthwhile, something no hero had ever had the courage to take. When we went on that winter-solstice field trip, while the other campers were asleep, I snuck into the throne room and took Zeus's master bolt right from his chair. Hades's helm of darkness, too. You wouldn't believe how easy it was. The Olympians are so arrogant; they never dreamed someone would dare steal from them. Their security is horrible. I was halfway across New Jersey before I heard the storms rumbling, and I knew they'd discovered my theft."
"I refuse to believe this!" Hermes suddenly exclaimed, his eyes wide and frantic. "My son was being manipulated by Kronos! That's all there is to it!"
Zeus frowned at his son's expression, leaning forward slightly, his concern evident. "Are you okay, my son?" he asked, his voice unusually gentle.
"I'm fine, Father!" Hermes shouted, his voice shaking with emotion.
Soteria, the Greek goddess of safety and protection, had a look of disbelief. "Even if you're confident no one would steal from you, you should at least have proper safeguards in place!"
The scorpion was sitting on my knee now, staring at me with its glittering eyes. I tried to keep my voice level. "So why didn't you bring the items to Kronos?"
Luke's smile wavered. "I ... I got overconfident. Zeus sent out his sons and daughters to find the stolen bolt— Artemis, Apollo, my father, Hermes. But it was Ares who caught me. I could have beaten him, but I wasn't careful enough. He disarmed me, took the items of power, threatened to return them to Olympus and burn me alive. Then Kronos's voice came to me and told me what to say. I put the idea in Ares's head about a great war between the gods. I said all he had to do was hide the items away for a while and watch the others fight. Ares got a wicked gleam in his eyes. I knew he was hooked. He let me go, and I returned to Olympus before anyone noticed my absence." Luke drew his new sword. He ran his thumb down the flat of the blade, as if he were hypnotized by its beauty. "Afterward, the Lord of the Titans ... h-he punished me with nightmares. I swore not to fail again. Back at Camp Half-Blood, in my dreams, I was told that a second hero would arrive, one who could be tricked into taking the bolt and the helm the rest of the way—from Ares down to Tartarus."
Ares looked furious. "That copy of mine is such an arrogant piece of shit! Damn it, I really want to maim him with my own sword!"
"You summoned the hellhound, that night in the forest."
Poseidon became even more furious that it was this halfling who had scared her with the hellhound in the first place.
"We had to make Chiron think the camp wasn't safe for you, so he would start you on your quest. We had to confirm his fears that Hades was after you. And it worked."
Loki whistled. "Wow, I think this guy might be a better villain than the other Ares."
"Loki," Odin and Thor said warningly in unison. They didn't want the god of mischief to get skewered by Poseidon.
"The flying shoes were cursed," I said. "They were supposed to drag me and the backpack into Tartarus."
"And they would have, if you'd been wearing them. But you gave them to the satyr, which wasn't part of the plan. Grover messes up everything he touches. He even confused the curse."
"By wearing those winged shoes, the satyr unknowingly saved her from going to Kronos," Hades stated.
Many gods started cheering for the satyr.
"Yeah! Go Grover!"
"He saved her life!"
Luke looked down at the scorpion, which was now sitting on my thigh. "You should have died in Tartarus, Percy. But don't worry, I'll leave you with my little friend to set things right."
This guy is definitely climbing higher on Poseidon's shit list.
"Thalia gave her life to save you," I said, gritting my teeth. "And this is how you repay her?"
"Don't speak of Thalia!" he shouted. "The gods let her die! That's one of the many things they will pay for."
Zeus clenched his fist, promising himself he would make his alternate self pay with his life.
"You're being used, Luke. You and Ares both. Don't listen to Kronos."
"I've been used?" Luke's voice turned shrill. "Look at yourself. What has your dad ever done for you? Kronos will rise. You've only delayed his plans. He will cast the Olympians into Tartarus and drive humanity back to their caves. All except the strongest—the ones who serve him."
To everyone's shock, Hermes slid off his seat, fell to his knees, covered his face, and started sobbing.
"Son?" Zeus said worriedly.
"Call off the bug," I said. "If you're so strong, fight me yourself"
Luke smiled. "Nice try, Percy. But I'm not Ares. You can't bait me. My lord is waiting, and he's got plenty of quests for me to undertake."
"Luke—"
"Good-bye, Percy. There is a new Golden Age coming. You won't be part of it."
He slashed his sword in an arc and disappeared in a ripple of darkness.
The scorpion lunged.
"PERCILLA!" Poseidon shouted.
I swatted it away with my hand and uncapped my sword. The thing jumped at me and I cut it in half in midair.
I was about to congratulate myself until I looked down at my hand. My palm had a huge red welt, oozing and smoking with yellow guck. The thing had gotten me after all.
"NO!" everyone screamed in horror.
"She just got stung by the scorpion!" Hera yelled.
My ears pounded. My vision went foggy. The water, I thought. It healed me before.
I stumbled to the creek and submerged my hand, but nothing seemed to happen. The poison was too strong. My vision was getting dark. I could barely stand up.
Sixty seconds, Luke had told me.
There was worry and fear in every god's eyes.
"Someone save my granddaughter!" Rhea shouted.
I had to get back to camp. If I collapsed out here, my body would be dinner for a monster. Nobody would ever know what had happened.
My legs felt like lead. My forehead was burning. I stumbled toward the camp, and the nymphs stirred from their trees.
"Help," I croaked. "Please ..."
Two of them took my arms, pulling me along. I remember making it to the clearing, a counselor shouting for help, a centaur blowing a conch horn.
Then everything went black.
I woke with a drinking straw in my mouth. I was sipping something that tasted like liquid chocolate-chip cookies. Nectar.
I opened my eyes.
"Thank goodness the nymphs helped her in time," Hestia said with a sigh.
I was propped up in bed in the sickroom of the Big House, my right hand bandaged like a club. Argus stood guard in the corner. Anthony sat next to me, holding my nectar glass and dabbing a washcloth on my forehead.
"Here we are again," I said.
"You idiot," Anthony said, which is how I knew he was overjoyed to see me conscious. "You were green and turning gray when we found you. If it weren't for Chiron's healing ..."
"Now, now," Chiron's voice said. "Percy's constitution deserves some of the credit."
He was sitting near the foot of my bed in human form, which was why I hadn't noticed him yet. His lower half was magically compacted into the wheelchair, his upper half dressed in a coat and tie. He smiled, but his face looked weary and pale, the way it did when he'd been up all night grading Latin papers.
"How are you feeling?" he asked.
"Like my insides have been frozen, then microwaved."
"Apt, considering that was pit scorpion venom. Now you must tell me, if you can, exactly what happened."
Between sips of nectar, I told them the story.
Hermes' tears had dried, and he was now just sitting quietly in his seat, numb.
Rhea, Zeus, Hades, and Hestia kept glancing at him with concern.
The room was quiet for a long time.
"I can't believe that Luke ..." Anthony's voice faltered. His expression turned angry and sad. "Yes. Yes, I can believe it. May the gods curse him.... He was never the same after his quest."
"This must be reported to Olympus," Chiron murmured. "I will go at once."
"Luke is out there right now," I said. "I have to go after him."
Poseidon didn't like that.
"Percilla doesn't need to go after him!" he shouted, his voice filled with anger. "That halfbreed shouldn't concern her!"
"She is not approaching the situation carefully," Odin stated. "There are bound to be more dangers besides Kronos, so it is not a good idea to rush into it."
Chiron shook his head. "No, Percy. The gods—"
"Won't even talk about Kronos," I snapped. "Zeus declared the matter closed!"
"Percy, I know this is hard. But you must not rush out for vengeance. You aren't ready."
Brunhilde flinched, reminded of when she had initially wanted to attack the gods in vengeance for imprisoning her lover, before her youngest sister, Göll, reasoned with her. Shortly after, she decided to propose Ragnarok.
I didn't like it, but part of me suspected Chiron was right. One look at my hand, and I knew I wasn't going to be sword fighting any time soon. "Chiron ... your prophecy from the Oracle ... it was about Kronos, wasn't it? Was I in it? And Anthony?"
This made the gods, especially Poseidon and Athena, listen more intently.
Chiron glanced nervously at the ceiling. "Percy, it isn't my place—"
"You've been ordered not to talk to me about it, haven't you?"
Zeus scowled. "I bet my stupid counterpart was the one who ordered him."
His eyes were sympathetic, but sad. "You will be a great hero, child. I will do my best to prepare you. But if I'm right about the path ahead of you ..."
Thunder boomed overhead, rattling the windows.
"All right!" Chiron shouted. "Fine!"
"HAH! I was right!" Zeus exclaimed, raising a triumphant fist.
He sighed in frustration. "The gods have their reasons, Percy. Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing."
"We can't just sit back and do nothing," I said.
"We will not sit back," Chiron promised. "But you must be careful. Kronos wants you to come unraveled. He wants your life disrupted, your thoughts clouded with fear and anger. Do not give him what he wants. Train patiently. Your time will come."
"Assuming I live that long."
The last words made all the deities gasp in shock.
"Percilla...!" Poseidon began to say.
"My granddaughter..." Rhea also started to say.
"DON'T EVER SAY THAT!" they shouted in unison.
Chiron put his hand on my ankle. "You'll have to trust me, Percy. You will live. But first you must decide your path for the coming year. I cannot tell you the right choice...." I got the feeling that he had a very definite opinion, and it was taking all his willpower not to advise me. "But you must decide whether to stay at Camp Half-Blood year-round, or return to the mortal world for ninth grade and be a summer camper. Think on that. When I get back from Olympus, you must tell me your decision."
I wanted to protest. I wanted to ask him more questions. But his expression told me there could be no more discussion; he had said as much as he could.
"I'll be back as soon as I can," Chiron promised. "Argus will watch over you."
He glanced at Anthony. "Oh, and, my boy ... whenever you're ready, they're here."
"Who's here?" I asked.
Athena also wondered the same thing.
Nobody answered.
Chiron rolled himself out of the room. I heard the wheels of his chair clunk carefully down the front steps, two at a time.
Anthony studied the ice in my drink.
"What's wrong?" I asked him.
Poseidon wore an expression of annoyance, tempered by... something else in response to his daughter's concern for the half-breed.
That "something else" took him by surprise, as he couldn't quite identify the feeling stirring within him.
However, Aphrodite, who had been closely observing his expressions, was quick to recognize what he was feeling.
A knowing smirk tugged at her lips as she found her uncle's sudden shift in emotions both puzzling and intriguing.
"Nothing." He set the glass on the table. "I ... just took your advice about something. You ... um ... need anything?"
"Yeah. Help me up. I want to go outside."
"Percy, that isn't a good idea."
I slid my legs out of bed. Anthony caught me before I could crumple to the floor. A wave of nausea rolled over me.
Anthony said, "I told you ..."
"I'm fine," I insisted. I didn't want to lie in bed like an invalid while Luke was out there planning to destroy the Western world.
"She needs to take it easy. It's bad to overexert yourself," Apollo said with a frown.
I managed a step forward. Then another, still leaning heavily on Anthony. Argus followed us outside, but he kept his distance.
The god of the sea just hated that it was this half-blood she had to depend on. He wished one of the nymphs who had saved her were the ones helping her stand.
By the time we reached the porch, my face was beaded with sweat. My stomach had twisted into knots. But I had managed to make it all the way to the railing.
It was dusk. The camp looked completely deserted. The cabins were dark and the volleyball pit silent. No canoes cut the surface of the lake. Beyond the woods and the strawberry fields, the Long Island Sound glittered in the last light of the sun.
"What are you going to do?" Anthony asked me.
"I don't know."
I told him I got the feeling Chiron wanted me to stay year-round, to put in more individual training time, but I wasn't sure that's what I wanted. I admitted I'd feel bad about leaving him alone, though, with only Clarisse for company....
Anthony pursed his lips, then said quietly, "I'm going home for the year, Percy."
I stared at him. "You mean, to your dad's?"
The goddess of wisdom lit up like a lightbulb. "Oh! So my son took her advice to make up with his father. That's what he meant before."
He pointed toward the crest of Half-Blood Hill. Next to Thalia's pine tree, at the very edge of the camp's magical boundaries, a family stood silhouetted—two little children, a woman, and a tall man with blond hair. They seemed to be waiting. The man was holding a backpack that looked like the one Anthony had gotten from Waterland in Denver.
"I wrote him a letter when we got back," Anthony said. "Just like you suggested. I told him ... I was sorry. I'd come home for the school year if he still wanted me. He wrote back immediately. We decided ... we'd give it another try."
The Triple H's, Rhea, and Leto nodded in approval of the demigod's willingness to reach out to his father.
Poseidon gave an impatient sigh, wanting the half-breed to stop talking and leave the room already.
"That took guts."
He pursed his lips. "You won't try anything stupid during the school year, will you? At least ... not without sending me an Iris-message?"
I managed a smile. "I won't go looking for trouble. I usually don't have to."
Chuckles filled the room.
"Yes," Buddha agreed with a laugh. "Trouble looks for her."
"When I get back next summer," he said, "we'll hunt down Luke. We'll ask for a quest, but if we don't get approval, we'll sneak off and do it anyway. Agreed?"
"Sounds like a plan worthy of Athena."
Athena smirked.
He held out his hand. I shook it.
"Take care, Seaweed Brain," Anthony told me. "Keep your eyes open."
"You too, Wise Boy."
I watched him walk up the hill and join his family. He gave his father an awkward hug and looked back at the valley one last time. He touched Thalia's pine tree, then allowed himself to be lead over the crest and into the mortal world.
For the first time at camp, I felt truly alone. I looked out at Long Island Sound and I remembered my father saying, The sea does not like to be restrained.
I made my decision.
I wondered, if Poseidon were watching, would he approve of my choice?
"Yes," Poseidon replied, despite her thinking of his alternate.
"I'll be back next summer," I promised him. "I'll survive until then. After all, I am your daughter." I asked Argus to take me down to cabin three, so I could pack my bags for home.
Scene end.
Then, a few words appeared on the screen.
End of The Lightning Thief
"WHAT?!" every single deity exclaimed in shock.
"That's the end?!" Zeus shouted in disbelief. "Will we get to see more of my niece's life?!"
"I hope we do," Hades said, his voice tinged with curiosity.
Poseidon nodded, wanting to see more of his w-
He instantly stopped his thoughts, looking shocked at himself.
What was I about to think, he thought, shaking his head.
"Are you okay, nephew?" Hestia called out to Hermes, worry evident in her voice.
This drew the attention of the rest of the deities, especially the Greeks.
The god of messages didn't respond right away. His entire form slumped in his seat, his head lowered so no one could see his face.
The room fell silent.
"Hermes?" Zeus called out hesitantly.
"No, I am not okay," Hermes finally replied tonelessly without lifting his head. "I just found out my son betrayed his cousin."
Just then, a familiar mass of swirling darkness suddenly appeared in the room.
"I have returned," Chaos spoke with his usual powerful and authoritative voice.
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The gods straightened instinctively at the sound of Chaos's voice, his tone effortlessly commanding their full attention. None of them had expected his return, and his overwhelming yet restrained presence served as a stark reminder of his incomprehensible power.
Zeus rose from his throne, curiosity and unease flickering across his face. "Lord Chaos, you honor us with your presence once again," he began, his voice steady despite the primordial's daunting aura. "May I ask what brings you back before us?"
"I hope you all enjoyed watching Percilla's life," Chaos stated plainly. "Since the first year of her hero's journey has concluded, I have come to answer any questions you may have. I will also shed light on anything you may have overlooked in her story. Speak now and ask what you will."
The gods exchanged glances, their murmurings laced with a mix of curiosity and anticipation.
Hades was the first to speak. "What was Percilla's universe like, and how does it compare to ours, Lord Chaos?"
Chaos's shadowy form shifted subtly, his focus narrowing on the Lord of the Underworld. His reply carried the weight of an eternal observer. "Percilla's world is one of subtlety and rules—a cosmos where the divine must tread carefully. The gods there influence mortal lives from the periphery, hidden yet profoundly intertwined. Ancient laws dictate their restraint, forbidding direct interference to preserve balance. There, mortals revere the gods for their mystery and rely on them for guidance, but not without exercising their own free will."
He let the significance of his words linger before continuing. "Your universe, by contrast, is one of overt might. Here, gods walk among mortals openly, exerting their power without hesitation. Mortals do not pray from a distance; they either fear your strength or challenge it outright. The balance here is not upheld through ancient pacts but forged in direct confrontations and displays of superiority."
Chaos turned his unblinking focus to the assembly. "Percilla's universe fosters quiet endurance and self-reliance. Its heroes are shaped by prophecy, faith, and the need to navigate danger through resilience and ingenuity. By contrast, this universe thrives on raw power and defiance, demanding mortals rise to your level or fall before it. Where subtlety reigns in Percilla's world, this one thrives on dominance and pride."
The room was silent as the primordial's words prompted quiet reflection.
Rhea spoke next, her voice calm yet insistent. "Lord Chaos," she began, "if I may—why don't the gods of Percilla's world intervene directly to aid their children? Why do they often leave them to face so much alone?"
The primordial's presence darkened slightly, the swirling shadows around him pulsing. His voice was measured as he responded. "Like I said, the gods of that universe are bound by laws far older than themselves, Lady Rhea. These laws maintain order and prevent divine overreach into mortal affairs. To break such laws would threaten the balance of their world, creating chaos and discord where harmony is meant to prevail."
The Titaness leaned forward slightly, her voice soft. "Then they do care for their children, but they are limited?"
"To some extent," Chaos replied, his tone steady. "Their love is real, but it is filtered through their immortal nature and the constraints of their existence. They often justify their distance with the belief that adversity will strengthen their children. And indeed, many demigods grow stronger through their trials. However, strength born of neglect often comes with scars. The gods may act out of love or duty, but they do not always grasp the mortal cost of their actions—or their inaction."
Chaos's voice deepened, carrying an undeniable weight. "There is another truth: divine power in Percilla's world flows from mortal belief. Should the gods interfere too directly or too often, it could destabilize that faith, endangering the very foundations of their existence. Favoritism shown to one child could breed discord and rivalry, fracturing the delicate order they have worked so long to uphold."
He paused, the air thick with unspoken tension. "Immortal love is flawed, often skewed by their eternal perspective. To them, a moment of absence might seem inconsequential compared to the grand scale of eternity. But to their mortal children, it can feel like abandonment, leaving wounds that may never heal. That is the price of their restraint—one the gods do not always fully comprehend. Who else has a question for me?"
"I have a question, Lord Chaos," Hermes spoke suddenly, to the surprise of the other deities, his voice brimming with determination. "If the gods from Percilla's world are so restricted, so unable to give their children the help they need, then why not let us take them in? Bring them here. At least in our world, the children of gods are not left to fend for themselves. We would train them, strengthen them, and protect them. They would be far better cared for under our watch." The God of Travel locked his gaze on Chaos as he awaited a response.
The swirling shadows around the primordial pulsed as he turned his focus to Hermes.
"Hermes," Chaos began, his voice calm yet weighted, "what you propose is not beyond the realm of possibility. The children of that universe can be brought to this world if they so choose. However, the choice must be theirs and theirs alone. No one shall force them to leave their home, no matter how noble the intention. Mortals and demigods, regardless of their origin, hold the right to determine their own destinies. To strip them of that choice—even in the name of protection—would not be an act of care but of dominion."
Hermes's gaze was unyielding. "And if they agree to come here? What then? Would their gods simply allow it?"
Chaos's form darkened slightly as his voice deepened. "Their gods would have no power to deny such a decision. The ancient laws governing that universe hold mortal agency above divine will. If a child chooses to leave, that choice cannot be overturned, even by the most powerful of their gods. However, such a choice carries weight. Leaving their world severs the bonds of faith and fate that tie them to their pantheon, severing the mutual connection between child and god."
Hermes frowned slightly, his tone quieter but insistent. "And if they come here, will they truly find a home? Or will they be considered outsiders?" He thought of Luke as he spoke.
The primordial's swirling presence seemed to expand, enveloping the room with a profound sense of gravity. "If they come here, Hermes, their acceptance will rest upon you and your fellow gods. To offer them refuge is not enough—they must feel that this world can truly be their home. Their welcome will depend on your willingness to embrace them for who they are. Without judgment. Without expectations. Without reservations."
Hermes set his jaw, his voice firm. "I would give them that, Chaos. I'd ensure they were cared for properly."
Chaos regarded him for a long moment before speaking, his voice resonant. "Before you act on such convictions, remember this, Hermes: care extends beyond protection or strength. True care requires patience, understanding, and the freedom for them to grow in their own way. If these children choose to come, your promise must not waver, for they will look to you for guidance."
The room grew quiet as the other gods absorbed Chaos's words. Zeus's expression became contemplative, Athena nodding slightly as she processed the primordial's wisdom.
Chaos's gaze swept across the assembly of gods. "Should the children of another world come, they must be welcomed wholly and without expectation. Only then will your offer truly be one of care."
Hermes held Chaos's gaze, then nodded. "Understood."
Chaos turned, his voice commanding the room once again. "Are there any further questions?"
"I do, Lord Chaos," Odin began. "Tell me, are there other pantheons in that universe besides the Greeks? Other gods, hidden or known, influencing the fate of mortals alongside the Olympians?"
"Indeed, Odin the All-Father," Chaos replied. "The Greek gods are but one pantheon among many in that world, just as in this realm. In the universe I speak of, the divine is a tapestry woven from many threads—some vibrant and dominant, others faint yet enduring."
He paused, letting his words sink in before continuing. "The Egyptians, the Norse, the Romans—they all dwell there in forms unique to that realm. They coexist, often in subtle ways, and their influence, while not always visible, shapes the lives of mortals they watch over. Yet the balance among them is delicate, much like the Nine Realms. Should one pantheon overreach or seek dominance, it would ripple across the planes, threatening the order that binds their shared existence."
Odin nodded, his expression thoughtful. "And do they intermingle? Gods from different pantheons crossing paths—do alliances or rivalries arise among them?"
"They do." Chaos replied. "Some meet as allies, respecting the boundaries that divide their spheres of influence. Others clash, their agendas and philosophies irreconcilable. There are moments of cooperation—fleeting but powerful—as well as conflicts that simmer for centuries. Yet the mortals of that universe often remain unaware of these divine interactions, their lives touched only by what the gods choose to reveal."
"However," the primordial added, his tone darkening slightly, "there are mysteries even within their pantheons. Entities older than their gods linger on the edges of existence, watching, waiting. And there are those mortals—descendants of divine bloodlines—who unknowingly stand at the nexus of multiple pantheons, drawing the attention of powers they do not yet comprehend."
Odin leaned back, stroking his beard thoughtfully. "It seems their world is rich with complexities. Perhaps more so than here."
Chaos nodded slightly, the swirling void around him rippling like a calm tide. "Indeed, All-Father. Complexities abound, and it is through such intricacies that mortals—and even gods—grow. But enough of this thread. Who else has a question for me?"
Apollo spoke next, his tone both curious and cautious. "Lord Chaos, what abilities will Percilla possess throughout her life? We've already seen that she can control water and make herself wet or dry at will, but what else will she be capable of?"
At this, Poseidon, who had remained silent, perked up, his icy blue eyes locking onto Chaos. A flicker of interest crossed his face. The rest of the gods perked up in interest as well.
Chaos regarded Apollo for a moment, his swirling form almost still, as if considering the depth of the Sun God's question. Then, his voice resonated through the chamber, steady and commanding.
"Percilla has abilities that reflect not only her lineage as the daughter of Poseidon but also her own remarkable adaptability and resilience. While some powers are to be expected of the child of the sea, her potential surpasses that of most demigods. Allow me to explain."
He turned slightly toward Poseidon, whose interest was clear, before continuing.
"First and foremost, Percilla wields hydrokinesis, a formidable ability that will only grow stronger as she hones her skill. She can control vast volumes of water with precision—lifting, moving, or weaponizing it as needed. As her connection to water deepens, she will manipulate it in ways that even you, Poseidon, may not anticipate. In moments of heightened emotion, she may summon waves powerful enough to rival the sea's own fury or even cleanse corrupted rivers of their blight. Her mastery will make her a force to be reckoned with, capable of both destruction and restoration."
Poseidon's eyes gleamed with pride for his daughter, but Chaos did not pause.
"She will also learn to solidify water, forming tangible shapes from its surface tension. Shields, platforms, and even constructs that mimic her own movements will be within her grasp. This creativity with water will allow her to adapt in battle and protect those who stand beside her."
A ripple passed through Chaos's form as he elaborated further. "Percilla will also possess the ability of hydrogenesis, drawing on the ocean's essence within her to create water from nothing. While this power is taxing and requires immense focus, she has the potential to unleash it on catastrophic scales—summoning hurricanes, creating storms, and altering the landscape so profoundly that it could even trigger geological disruptions, such as erupting volcanoes."
The primordial continued without pause. "Her connection to water extends even into realms less pure. She will gain limited toxikinesis, the ability to manipulate poisons and tainted liquids with a degree of precision. This power, however, comes with danger. The more she taps into its corruptive nature, the more it risks consuming her emotions, awakening parts of herself she may fear."
This explanation startled the gods, their expressions reflecting concern for the girl's future.
Chaos shifted his gaze back to Apollo. "She will also find balance with certain elemental aspects, though they remain secondary to her primary gifts. Her cryokinesis, while limited, will allow her to manipulate ice and frozen water. Similarly, she will gain vitakinesis, healing her wounds and curing poisons when immersed in water. However, even these have limits, as the most severe injuries or venoms may remain beyond her reach."
Poseidon frowned slightly, worry crossing his features, but Chaos pressed on.
"Beyond water, she will also exhibit limited atmokinesis and aerokinesis, summoning storms and winds to bolster her strength in dire moments. These powers, though potent, are draining and must be used sparingly. They are tools for survival, not for prolonged combat."
He paused briefly, the chamber falling silent as the gods hung on his every word. "Additionally, Percilla has the capacity for limited Mist control, allowing her to manipulate the perception of mortals. However, her skill in this area will never rival that of the children of Hecate in that world, and its use will be fraught with challenges."
Hearing her name mentioned, Hecate smirked at the thought that her children from that universe surpassed the abilities of Poseidon's daughter in this particular skill.
"And lastly," Chaos added with a glint in his presence, "she also has the power to control blood—like bending the very life force within others. In her case, it manifests as a form of blood manipulation, allowing her to control the movement of blood within living beings, including herself. Whether using it in combat to manipulate an enemy's movements or controlling her own flow to heal or regain strength, it will serve her well. However, like all such power, it carries great risks. Overuse could overwhelm her, affecting not only her mind but also her very body." (A/N: it's still debatable if Percy can control blood, I just put it because I thought it's cool for her to have in my story.)
Chaos turned fully to Apollo, his voice growing softer yet no less commanding. "In summation, Percilla's abilities are vast and diverse, but they come with a price—physical, emotional, and even spiritual. Her powers will grow alongside her understanding and her struggles. What she does with them, how far she pushes their limits, will depend not just on her will but on the guidance of those around her."
Beelzebub spoke to Chaos next. "Lord Chaos, what is the condition of Percilla's soul?" he asked curiously, drawing the focus of everyone in the room.
Chaos's form shifted slightly, the darkness around him swirling as he turned his gaze toward Beelzebub. His voice, when it came, was measured and heavy with many eons of insight.
"Percilla's soul is... complex," he began, his voice echoing through the chamber. "It is at once pure and burdened—like a stone pulled between two forces. Her divine heritage grants her strength, but it also places her at the mercy of her emotions and the chaos within her heart. Her soul is not easily defined by the simple light or darkness of mortal life. It is... evolving. Her struggles will define the true nature of her soul. There is darkness within her, born from the pain she has faced and the sacrifices made, but there is also light—a light shaped by her choices. What she becomes will be forged in fire and water alike. She has the potential for great destruction, yes, but also for creation and renewal."
The primordial's voice softened slightly, as if carrying the weight of unspoken understanding. "Her soul is not lost, Beelzebub. It is... incomplete. What she does with it—how she confronts the darkness, how she nurtures the light—will determine her path. And if she should fall into shadow... the consequences will be far-reaching."
Poseidon clenched his fists tightly, his expression uneasy.
Zeus leaned forward, his expression thoughtful yet edged with curiosity. His gaze locked with Chaos, his voice carrying the weight of being the leader of the gods.
"Lord Chaos," Zeus began, his tone steady but edged with an unmistakable unease, "I must ask you—was it truly Kronos who devoured his own children in that universe? Was it like how the myths say? Did my father's counterpart fall into such madness that he would consume his own flesh and blood?"
The gods, especially the Olympians and Rhea, turned their attention to the primordial as they waited for his answer.
The mass of darkness seemed to study the King of the Gods for a long moment before speaking.
"The Kronos of that universe, Zeus," Chaos replied, his tone measured, "did indeed devour his children. But not exactly in the way the myths would describe. The madness was not born of hunger, but of fear—fear of the power his children might one day wield against him. He sought to consume them, to keep them from becoming threats, and to maintain his hold over the world he ruled. It was not a simple act of madness, but of profound desperation and paranoia."
Chaos's gaze shifted briefly to Rhea before returning to Zeus. "Kronos's actions were rooted in the same flawed belief that many gods share—that control can be maintained through the suppression of potential. But as history shows, no matter how tightly one holds, the future is never fully in one's grasp. His children were never truly lost, as you well know. It is this fate that binds all tyrants—their own fear becomes their undoing."
Zeus mulled over Chaos's words, the weight of the primordial's answer sinking in. Then, he asked another question. "My lord, I have one more question. Are there other Titans besides Kronos still alive in that world, or have they met a different fate?"
The gods shifted slightly in their seats, their curiosity piqued once more, especially from the Olympians. Even Rhea looked at Chaos, her expression unreadable, awaiting the answer.
Chaos's swirling form seemed to grow darker as he considered Zeus's question, his presence growing heavier in the room.
"Many of the Titans from that world," Chaos began, his voice deep and foreboding, "either went into hiding or were defeated in the Titan War. Those who allied with Kronos in his rebellion against the Olympian gods met grim fates. Some were killed, their power extinguished forever. Others were imprisoned, confined to the deepest reaches of Tartarus, where they were held for eternity. Hyperion, for example, was captured and sent to prison. His punishment ensured that he would not rise again to challenge the Olympians."
Chaos paused for a moment before his voice became more measured, a shift in tone reflecting the complexities of the matter. "Other Titans like Iapetus, Krios, and many more met varying fates. Some were destroyed, while others were imprisoned or forgotten. When the Titan War ended, Zeus and the Olympians ensured the Titans' continued imprisonment or destruction. The balance was firmly shifted. But there is always the potential for some of the Titans to change. The Olympian reign remains secure—for now—but the specter of the Titans, even in their diminished state, lingers on."
The gods, struck by the weight of Chaos's words, exchanged glances as the atmosphere in the room grew heavy.
Rhea's voice, calm yet carrying a sharp edge, cut through the tension that had lingered after Chaos's explanation. "And what of my counterpart, Lord Chaos?" she asked, her gaze fixed intently on the swirling darkness. "What has become of her in that universe?"
"Your counterpart, Rhea," Chaos began, his tone measured, "has a different fate in that universe. Unlike you, your counterpart distanced herself from the bloodshed and tyranny of the Titans. She chose a different path—a life of silence and retreat. She resides in the shadows, not as a ruler, but as a figure who watches over her children from a distance."
The primordial's presence shifted, casting a deeper veil over the room.
"Though Rhea in that world is not absent," Chaos continued, "she is not a queen or a figure of prominence. Instead, she operates within a quieter role, at the mercy of her universe's delicate balance. She lives among the lost, ever cautious of upsetting the fragile order of her world."
Chaos allowed the room to absorb his words. "In this way, your counterpart maintains a life of solemnity, defined by sacrifice and a search for peace—far removed from the grandeur or tragedy that defined her old self."
Rhea contemplated Chaos's words as he finished.
Poseidon's icy gaze fixed on Chaos, his voice cold and steady as he prepared to asked his question, cutting through the heavy silence. "Lord Chaos," he said, his words deliberate, "what has Percilla's stepfather, Gabe Ugliano, done to her?"
The tension in the room thickened as all eyes turned to Chaos, who regarded Poseidon with an almost imperceptible shift in his swirling form.
Chaos's dark form seemed to ripple as he responded to Poseidon, his voice heavy with the weight of what he knew.
"Gabe Ugliano," Chaos began, his tone low but intense, "has been a source of suffering for Percilla. His cruelty toward her—his neglect and abuse—has marked her soul with scars. The man was not only a physical burden but an emotional one, tying her to a life of pain and isolation. His actions have shaped much of her darkness, fueling the emotional turmoil that festers within her."
The primordial's aura became more intense. "Ugliano's treatment of Percilla has been a catalyst for the struggle within her. While the world outside her might have been full of gods and dangers, it was the harm from someone so close—someone who should have cared for her—that set the stage for much of her inner conflict."
Chaos continued. "Yet, it is this struggle that also gives Percilla the strength to move forward. Her capacity to overcome, to rise from the ashes of her past—despite what he did—has defined her character. He may have burdened her, but he did not break her. What comes of that suffering remains to be seen."
As Chaos finished speaking, Poseidon slowly shifted his gaze, looking away from the swirling presence. His thoughts were consumed by the grim reality Chaos had laid before them. The cruelty of that stepfather toward Percilla had left deep marks on his daughter—a fact that twisted within him like a blade. If he ever got his hands on that mortal's soul, he would make sure he suffered worse than hell.
Finally, Poseidon spoke, his voice steady but carrying an edge of emotion. "Then she must be stronger than any of us imagined. My own daughter, forged in the crucible of such torment..." He trailed off, his expression darkening with deadly intent.
"I will not allow anyone to do such harm to her again," the god of the sea finished, his voice like steel.
"Any other questions?" Chaos asked, his voice resonating through the chamber.
A cacophony of voices erupted as gods from every corner of the hall voiced their inquiries. Some were tinged with curiosity, others with deep concern.
When the clamor subsided, Hades's deep voice rose above the murmur, calm but commanding. "Lord Chaos, what should we expect in the next scene of Percilla's life? Will my niece face more dangerous quests, and who will her next adversary be?"
Chaos's tone was deliberate and laden with mystery as he answered, "Danger lies ahead, as it always does for one chosen by fate. Percilla's path will lead her through waters both turbulent and deceptive, where not all that glitters is gold, and not all allies are as they seem. She will embark on a quest tied to her own blood, a journey that will test the depths of her courage and resolve."
Hades's dark eyes gleamed faintly with intrigue, his expression otherwise unreadable. Chaos continued, his words heavier than before.
"She will face adversaries who embody greed, hunger, and betrayal, yet the true threat will not come from her enemies. Instead, it will rise from within her own heart. Her choices—what she gives and what she takes—will determine the outcome, not only for herself but for those who stand beside her. Her next trial will cut to the heart of loyalty and kinship. And the stakes will rise with every decision she makes. What awaits her beyond the horizon will either break her or forge her anew."
As the primordial fell silent, his words hung heavily in the air. Hades remained motionless, his dark gaze fixed on the primordial as the room descended into a tense stillness. Around the chamber, the gods exchanged uneasy glances.
Poseidon's icy expression was unreadable, but his clenched fists betrayed the storm of emotions within. Chaos's words about his daughter left him torn—between pride at her resilience and anger that she must endure yet another dangerous journey.
"Now," Chaos said, "it is my turn to ask questions of you gods."
A hint of curiosity flickered within the primordial's boundless presence. "Tell me, gods," he began, his voice resonating across the chamber, "what has been your favorite moment in Percilla's life thus far?"
The room fell silent once again as the gods pondered the question, until Zeus broke the quiet with a booming voice. "Definitely the fight scenes," he said with enthusiasm. "Especially the one with Ares's counterpart. Watching her stand against that god, unyielding despite the odds, was nothing short of remarkable."
Several other gods nodded in agreement. Hercules grinned, leaning forward. "Yes, she was incredibly brave. It's not just about power—it's about the guts to face a challenge head-on, even when outmatched."
Thor also smiled, his voice deep but warm. "She has the courage of a true warrior, even when faced with powers far greater than her own."
Hades gave a slight nod, his expression stoic but respectful. "It was impressive. She combined wit and strength, mastering her powers to hold her ground. A testament to her potential."
Poseidon cast his gaze downward briefly, as if caught in thought, before lifting it again. "She stood tall in the face of insurmountable odds, embodying the sea's untamed resilience. For that alone, I am proud," he said.
Around the chamber, murmurs of agreement rippled through the divine assembly. It was clear that Percilla's bravery had left an indelible mark even on the most powerful beings in existence. Chaos observed them silently, his swirling form seeming to ripple with satisfaction.
"Now, tell me, what is your least favorite part of her world?" he asked next.
The gods grew contemplative, each pondering the question. After a moment, Hestia spoke, her voice soft yet firm, filled with concern. "For me," she began, "it's the monsters relentlessly targeting the demigods. Every day, they face life-threatening dangers that no child should have to endure."
She paused, her gaze gentle as she continued. "But perhaps even more troubling is how those gods compel their children to embark on dangerous quests. These children are forced to risk their lives constantly, and it likely takes a heavy toll on them."
The rest of the gods nodded in agreement with her.
Chaos's swirling form pulsed as he addressed Hestia's concern, as well as the rest of the gods. "Monsters target demigods because of their divine essence, which emits a 'scent' detectable by these creatures—a beacon that grows stronger with the demigod's power. This curse originates from Lamia, a former mortal who was turned into a monster after Hera, in her jealousy, killed Lamia's children because she had attracted Zeus's attention. In her anguish and spite, Lamia cast an incantation that allowed all monsters to sense the 'taint' of half-bloods, ensuring they could always be hunted. Lamia did this not out of loyalty to monsters but to exact vengeance on Hera, believing that the relentless deaths of demigods would make Hera and the Olympians understand the pain of losing their family. This curse, combined with monsters' allegiance to primordial forces like Gaia and Kronos, and their cyclical nature of reforming in Tartarus, ensures the danger never ceases. For demigods, this unending threat is the tragic burden of their existence, compelling them to endure and grow stronger."
The primordial's gaze shifted towards Hermes, his swirling presence seemingly focused. The room quieted once again, the other gods sensing the gravity of the question that was about to be asked.
"Now," Chaos said, his voice penetrating the silence, "I have one final question directed at you, Hermes."
Hermes looked up at the primordial, startled.
"Did you know? Or did you have any inkling," Chaos repeated, his voice pressing forward like an unrelenting wave, "that the traitor in Percilla's world, the one who betrayed them all, was Luke?"
The other gods leaned forward, waiting for Hermes's response. His mind raced, the weight of Chaos's question sinking in.
Hermes blinked before trying to compose himself, but his voice was trembling. "I didn't suspect it," he said hesitantly, his eyes momentarily lowering. "I didn't want to believe it when it was finally revealed he was the one who betrayed Percilla in the prophecy. Luke...is my son. To see him as a traitor... it felt unimaginable. Even though I only saw him through a screen... I felt a fatherly connection to him. That fatherly feeling made me blind to the truth."
A quiet hush fell over the chamber, the gravity of Hermes's confession weighing heavily on all who were present. Even his fellow gods seemed struck by the depth of his emotion.
"I wanted to believe he would never do something so deceitful towards Percilla," Hermes continued, his voice soft, "but that was my mistake."
The gods gave Hermes looks of sympathy. Rhea's expression softened with compassion as she subtly bowed her head in understanding, her nurturing side stirred by the raw pain in her grandson's voice. Even Zeus, usually hyperactive and confident, seemed caught off guard. Poseidon's lips tightened, a flicker of pity passing through his sharp eyes as he cast a glance toward Hermes.
Chaos took a slow, deliberate breath, his swirling form pausing for a moment as the room fell into stillness once again. After what felt like an eternity, he finally spoke, his voice heavy with finality.
"Enough questions and answers for now," Chaos said, his tone cool yet commanding. "But before I take my leave, there is one thing I must point out. It is something you all have missed, something none of you seemed to notice while watching Percilla's life unfold."
Every god waited patiently, giving the primordial their undivided attention, eager to hear what he would say next.
Chaos's swirling form shifted once more, the tension thick in the room. He paused, his gaze settling on Poseidon. The primordial's tone darkened with a strange amusement as he spoke directly to the Sea God, who had been deep in thought.
"Poseidon," Chaos said, his voice tinged with amusement, "Procrustes is your son."
Every deity's face showed shock, especially Poseidon's. His eyes widened, and for a moment, it seemed as if time itself had stopped. The room was completely silent, the weight of Chaos's words hanging heavily in the air. Poseidon's features tightened, his usually calm and commanding presence now shaken. The other gods exchanged bewildered looks, unsure whether they had heard correctly or if the primordial was playing some kind of trick on them.
Chaos glanced over the gods one last time. After a brief moment, he nodded slowly, as if satisfied with his final statement.
"The next movie will start. I bid you all farewell for now," he said. Without another word, the primordial vanished in an instant.
After Chaos left, Zeus was the one to break the silence.
"Crusty is your son?!" he exclaimed in disbelief, staring at the still-shocked Poseidon.
Poseidon's reaction will come in the start of The Sea of Monsters.
Chapter 47: Info: Aging Timeline of Percy
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The ages of Percy in my story do not follow canon mostly because I don't want her to be a minor. So to prevent confusion:
1. The Lightning Thief – Age 14
2. The Sea of Monsters – Age 15
3. The Titan's Curse – Age 16
4. The Battle of the Labyrinth – Age 17
5. The Last Olympian – Age 18
6. The Lost Hero – Age 18
7. The Daughter of Neptune – Age 18
8. The Mark of Athena – Age 18
9. The House of Hades – Age 18
10. The Blood of Olympus – Age 18
Chapter 48: Percilla “Percy” Jackson Profile
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Full Name: Percilla Jackson
Nickname(s): Percy, Perce
Alias: Daughter of Poseidon, Daughter of Neptune, Seaweed Brain (By Anthony Chase), Petra Johnson, Patricia Johanssen, Priscilla Johanssen, Poppy Johan (Dionysus), Heroine of Olympus, Savior of Olympus, Persassy
Birthday: August 18, 2005
Age: 18 - 19 (2024)
Height: 5'6" (168cm)
Weight: 136 lbs.
Hair Color: Black with Gray streak
Eye Color: Sea-Green
Skin Color: Tan
Species: Demigod
Ethnicity (Non-Canon, this is just for my version of Percy. She is mostly Caucasian.):
50% Mix of English and Scottish
25% Mix of French and Russian
25% Mohawk Native American
Address: East 104th and 1st, Upper East Side, Manhattan, New York City
Family (PJO):
Poseidon (father)
Sally Jackson (mother)
Gabe Ugliano (former step-father)
Paul Blofis (step-father)
Amphitrite (step-mother)
Estelle Blofis (maternal half-sister)
Tyson (paternal half-brother)
Kronos (paternal grandfather)
Rhea (paternal grandmother)
Jim Jackson (maternal grandfather)
Estelle Jackson (maternal grandmother)
Rich Jackson (maternal great-uncle)
Hades (uncle)
Zeus (uncle)
Plus her aunts, a bunch of siblings, and cousins
Family (ROR):
Poseidon (father)
Kronos (paternal grandfather) †
Rhea (paternal grandmother)
Hades (uncle)
Adamas (uncle)
Zeus (uncle)
Hera (aunt)
Ares (cousin)
Hermes (cousin)
Aphrodite (cousin)
Heracles (adopted cousin)
Her other aunts and cousins that I'm too lazy to add (the rest of the Olympians)
Likes: Blue food, especially her mom's blue chocolate chip cookies, the color blue, blue cherry coke, saving people, Anthony Chase, her friends, her family (mostly human side, not counting that awful stepfather), Tyson her half-brother, Mrs. O' Leary (her pet Hellhound), Blackjack (black Pegasus companion), water, sword-fighting, training, animals (especially horses and marine animals), cooking, baking, parkour, skateboarding, swimming, video games, anime
Dislikes: Monsters, bullies, harm to her family and friends, most gods (especially ROR Poseidon, PJO Zeus, and PJO Hera), most Titans, Gaea, Gabe Ugliano, being forced to do something, being taken against her will
Trivia:
Many people believes she has a thing for blondes.
Most deities will tower over her. An average god is 6'6", and an average goddess is 6'0". (This is the same for my female Naruto story, probably going to make this standard for any ROR fics I write.)
Chapter 49: Height List
Notes:
Not every character from ROR is on the list.
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Tallest to Shortest:
Ra-Horakhty - 7'6" (229 cm)
Thor - 7'3" (220 cm)
Susano'o no Mikoto - 7'2" (218 cm)
Zeus - 7'1" (215 cm) (younger form)
Izanagi - 7'0" (213 cm)
Anubis - 7'0" (213 cm)
Ares - 7'0" (213 cm)
Adamas - 6'11" (211 cm)
Indra - 6'10" (208 cm)
Hades - 6'9" (206 cm)
Morrígan - 6'8" (203 cm)
Poseidon - 6'8" (203 cm)
Shiva - 6'7" (201 cm)
Odin - 6'6" (198 cm)
Beelzebub - 6'6" (198 cm)
Apollo - 6'6" (198 cm)
Cú Chulainn - 6'6" (198 cm)
Hermes - 6'6" (198 cm)
Hercules (Heracles) - 6'5" (196 cm)
Loki - 6'4" (193 cm)
Buddha - 6'3" (191 cm)
Anthony Chase - 6'2" (188 cm)
Aphrodite - 6'0" (183 cm)
Brunhilde - 5'10" (178 cm)
Percilla "Percy" Jackson - 5'6" (168 cm)
Göll - 5'2" (157 cm)
Zeus - 5'1" (155 cm) (elderly form)
Chapter 50: Spending Time With Her Cousins (Unknowingly)
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(Present)
Percy awoke to the soft murmurs of water and the faint glow of the enchanted lanterns outside her balcony. For a moment, the surreal beauty of her room and the events of the previous day felt like a dream. But the weight of reality pressed down as the memory of Poseidon's betrayal and her current stay in Helheim resurfaced.
A gentle knock on her door broke her reverie.
"Come in," she said, sitting up and smoothing her tangled hair.
The door creaked open, and Macaria stepped in, a serene smile on her face. "Father wanted to let you rest, but my siblings and I thought you might like some company today. Would you join us for breakfast?"
Percy nodded, grateful for the warmth in Macaria's demeanor. "I'd like that."
As they walked through the maze-like corridors, Percy noticed more of the palace's intricate beauty. Macaria occasionally pointed out rooms and artifacts, her explanations soft and patient.
When they reached the dining hall, Melinoë and Zagreus were already seated. Zagreus grinned and waved. "Morning, Percy! Sit next to me—I saved the best spot for you."
"Don't flatter yourself, Zag," Melinoë muttered, her mismatched eyes flicking toward Percy. "But yes, sit here. It's easier to explain things when we're not shouting across the table."
Percy laughed and settled between the two.
"Where are your parents? They are not joining us?" She asked.
"They're attending to matters of the realm," Macaria explained as she took her seat. Her tone was calm, though there was an edge of formality to her words. "Father is overseeing petitions from the newly arrived souls, and Mother prefers the quiet of her garden in the mornings."
Zagreus leaned back in his chair, stretching lazily. "Which means we've got you all to ourselves."
He winked at Percy, making her look away, her face reddening slightly.
The breakfast was unexpectedly lively. Zagreus recounted tales of his many attempts to escape the Underworld, painting vivid pictures of battles, bargains, and mishaps. "You'd think after the hundredth time, Father would let me win one."
Macaria chuckled. "Or you'd think you'd give up trying to cheat death."
"Where's the fun in that?" Zagreus replied cheekily.
Melinoë, though quieter, contributed with sharp remarks that made Percy laugh despite herself. "He's not trying to cheat death; he's just bad at it."
As the meal wound down, Zagreus leaned forward, his silver hair catching the faint light. "So, Percy, do you want to meet our dog?"
"Sure. Is your dog named Cerberus?" Percy asked curiously.
There's a good chance Cerberus exists in this world, Percy thought.
"Yes. How do you know th—oh wait! Of course, you would know!" Zagreus smacked his forehead.
"Right... you guys watched my life too," Percy deadpanned.
The atmosphere suddenly grew awkward.
"How about we take Percy to see Cerberus?" Macaria suggested, breaking the tension.
The group quickly finished their meal and led Percy out of the dining hall, guiding her deeper into the palace.
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The chamber they entered was immense, its ceiling stretching higher than any other room Percy had seen. At the center, sprawled across a bed of soft obsidian cushions, was Cerberus. The massive beast stirred at their arrival, three enormous heads lifting in unison to greet them.
This Cerberus was a bit different from the one she knew back in her world. Back home, Cerberus was a gigantic black-and-mahogany, three-headed Rottweiler that easily dwarfed even the largest Hellhound. He had blood-red eyes, razor-sharp teeth and claws, and a snake for a tail. The Cerberus before her didn't resemble any dog breed she was familiar with, lacked the snake tail, and instead had multiple eyes.
Percy looked at Cerberus in awe. The dog's sleek black fur shimmered faintly, and each head had a unique personality. One head yawned lazily, another tilted slightly with curiosity, and the third fixed her with a sharp, intelligent gaze.
"Easy, boy," Zagreus called out, walking forward without hesitation. All three heads leaned down, and Zagreus scratched under their jaws as if greeting an overgrown puppy.
Macaria moved forward next, kneeling to stroke one of the heads. "Cerberus is much gentler than he looks," she reassured Percy.
Melinoë leaned against a column, smirking. "Unless you're trying to sneak past him. Then he's a nightmare."
Zagreus glanced back at Percy and waved her over. "Don't be shy! He likes new people—especially ones Father approves of."
With a shrug, Percy stepped forward. The head nearest to her sniffed cautiously, exhaling a warm breath that made her hair sway. Slowly, she reached out a hand. The curious head nudged her gently, and she found herself smiling.
"You're a good boy, aren't you?" she murmured, stroking the sleek fur.
Cerberus wagged his massive tail, the sound of it thumping against the floor echoing through the chamber.
"That's it!" Zagreus said excitedly. "You've won him over. Now, who's ready to play?"
"Play?" Percy echoed.
Macaria held up a large red ball she had summoned. "Cerberus loves to chase. Want to join?"
Percy couldn't resist playing with the giant, three-headed ball of fluff. "Sure," she replied excitedly.
"Let's all go outside," said Zagreus.
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Outside Hades's castle:
Percy and Hades's kids spent the next hour throwing the red ball and running around outside with the giant three-headed dog. Cerberus moved with surprising grace, his massive size belying his speed and agility.
Melinoë's mischievous side shone as she conjured illusions to confuse Cerberus, while Macaria countered with distractions to keep the game fair. Percy actually enjoyed spending time with them.
At one point, Zagreus attempted to ride Cerberus, only to be bucked off almost immediately. "He's not a horse, Zag," Macaria said, rolling her eyes.
"That was still worth it," Zagreus replied, sprawled on the ground but grinning.
After playing for a while, the group finally slowed down. Percy, feeling a bit winded but happy, leaned against a stone pillar, watching Cerberus prance around, his three heads turning in various directions, looking for more fun.
"Damn, I'm beat. I can't believe Cerberus still has so much energy," Macaria said, breathing heavily but grinning. "I thought we'd have at least a break."
"He's got more stamina than the rest of us combined," Zagreus added, wiping his forehead with the back of his hand. "That's the thing about being the guardian of Helheim."
Melinoë smirked from where she was lounging on a nearby bench. "You two act as though Cerberus is just a pet. He's a force of nature."
Percy laughed, catching her breath. "At this rate, Cerberus could probably keep playing until tomorrow."
"I wouldn't doubt it," Macaria said, stretching out her arms. "The more you engage him, the more energized he gets. It's part of the charm."
"So, what now?" Percy asked, still catching her breath.
Zagreus stretched. "How about we show you more of the castle? Our father told us he already took you on a tour, but I bet there's still a lot you haven't seen yet. The place is very huge, after all."
Percy glanced at them all, smiling at the thought of spending more time with Hades's kids. "That sounds good."
As the group gathered themselves and began heading back to the castle, Cerberus playfully bounded alongside them, his heads looking at Percy, wagging his tail in sync. For the first time since her arrival, Percy felt lighter, grateful for the chance to just enjoy the moment with these strange but welcoming people.
Just as they were about to reenter the castle, the group was suddenly stopped by a soft but firm voice.
"Zagreus, Macaria, Melinoë," Persephone called out from behind them.
The group turned around, Hades's children,surprised by their mother's sudden appearance called out "Mother!"
"I was just taking a walk when I heard your conversations. How about I show Percy around today?"
Zagreus raised an eyebrow. "Oh? You sure, Mother? We were just about to show her around ourselves."
Persephone smiled, though for some reason, Percy felt it didn't look right. "I know my way around here a little better, and I thought Percy might appreciate having me as company." She glanced at Percy with a gentle, seemingly inviting expression. "If that's alright with you?"
"Uh...It's fine." Percy said reluctantly, feeling a bit uncomfortable but not wanting to cause any tension. "I'll take the tour with you, Queen Persephone."
Macaria and Melinoë exchanged looks but said nothing. Zagreus grinned. "Alright then, can't compete with a personal tour from the queen. Just don't get lost, alright?"
"Like you could find your way around here in the first place," Melinoë quipped with a smirk.
Zagreus gave her an exaggerated glare before smiling again. "I'll leave you two to it. I'm sure we'll have more fun another time."
With that, Persephone motioned for Percy to follow her. "Come along, Percy. There's much to see."
Chapter 51: Persephone
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As they walked, an awkward silence settled between Percy and Persephone. The towering stone walls of the castle cast elongated shadows, while the dim greenish glow from enchanted lanterns bathed the corridor in an eerie light. Percy trailed a step behind, her gaze darting nervously over the intricate patterns etched into the floors and walls, trying to quell the unease building in her chest.
Persephone appeared completely composed. Her steps were fluid and deliberate, the hem of her emerald-green gown whispering softly against the floor. In contrast, every step Percy took seemed to echo loudly in the silence.
She desperately wanted to say something—anything—but the queen's silent presence felt like a weight pressing down on her tongue. Percy couldn't tell if Persephone was upset about her spending time with the siblings or if something deeper was at play.
At last, it was Persephone who broke the silence.
"It's strange, isn't it?" she said, her voice calm yet tinged with a faint, melancholic undertone.
Percy blinked. "What's strange?"
"Being here," Persephone replied without turning to look at her. "You're far from the home you knew, surrounded by unfamiliar faces in a realm unlike your own. All because Poseidon kidnapped you from your world."
"Yeah, that guy's a scumbag for taking me against my will, claiming to have fallen in love with me after watching my life, which I think is super creepy. But it was a good thing your husband brought me here to stay away from him. I'm just relieved I didn't have to stay with that asshole for long. I can't believe he knocked me out so cheaply before resuming our stalled fight." Percy paused. "By the way, your kids have been really welcoming."
At the mention of her children, Persephone's lips curved into a faint smile. "They do have a way of softening the harshness of this place. Each of them carries a light uniquely their own, despite the shadows they dwell in."
Percy nodded, recalling their lively breakfast and Cerberus's antics. "Yeah, they're great. It's easy to forget where I am when I'm with them."
The queen glanced sideways at Percy, her gaze sharp yet unreadable. "I'm glad they've made you feel welcome. But I must let you know, Helheim is not a place to let your guard down entirely. My husband may have saved you from Poseidon and offered you shelter in his realm, but you shouldn't completely trust him."
Percy frowned, her steps faltering slightly. "Why? He hasn't done anything to hurt me."
Persephone slowed, turning her head just enough to glance at Percy from the corner of her eye. There was a flicker of something in her expression—worry, perhaps, or maybe warning.
"That's precisely why you should be careful, Percy," Persephone said, her voice dropping to a hush. "Once Hades gets his hooks into something, he never lets go. Even when holding on becomes destructive—for you or for himself."
Her words were laced with a warning, a premonition of the depths to which the King of Helheim could sink in his pursuit of a new fixation.
Percy swallowed hard, her throat suddenly dry. The weight of Persephone's warning began to settle over her, and she was starting to understand the truth behind the queen's words—the real reason why Persephone wanted her company.
She hesitated. "If he saved me... what would he even want in return? What's in it for him?"
Persephone stopped walking entirely. Her gaze seemed to pierce Percy, as though deciding whether or not to share a deeper truth.
"Power, control, love," she said finally, her tone laced with bitterness. "To Hades, these are interchangeable. Be cautious, Percy. If you remain here, you may find you've given him one of these or maybe even all... without even realizing it."
Percy stared at the Goddess of Spring in shock.
Don't tell me she means what I think she does?!
"Come, let me show you something of mine."
Persephone led Percy through an arched doorway that opened onto a sprawling, breathtaking garden illuminated by a pale, silvery light. The outside air was cool and crisp, carrying a faint floral fragrance.
The garden stretched endlessly, a kaleidoscope of glowing flowers, vines heavy with fruit, and trees adorned with leaves that shimmered like gemstones. In the distance, waterfalls spilled from jagged rocks into pools that radiated a soft, glowing light. The entire scene felt alive, as though every petal, branch, and blade of grass pulsed with quiet energy.
"This is my personal garden," Persephone said, stepping lightly onto a pathway paved with luminescent stones. "It's one of the few places here that truly belongs to me. Hades doesn't touch it. No one does except my children because I allow them."
Percy followed, her eyes wide as she took in the vibrant beauty around her. "It's... breathtaking."
"Much better than my counterpart's garden, right?" Persephone said with a hint of humor.
The demigod nodded in agreement. "Definitely better than my aunt's. There are no petrified statues."
So, she watched my life too. I shouldn't be surprised if all the gods in this world did, Percy thought.
They continued walking through the lush garden, Percy marveling at the vibrant hues of the flowers and the soft, soothing sounds of the waterfalls. In this garden, there is a sense of calm and peacefulness.
Then they reached a particularly striking patch of flowers—brilliant blue blossoms with delicate silver veins running through the petals. As Persephone knelt down to examine one, the light from the glowing stones cast a soft glow over her features.
"These flowers... they only bloom for a short time," Persephone said, her voice low with admiration. "Their beauty is fleeting, but intense. Much like many things in Helheim."
Percy crouched down beside her, fascinated. "They're beautiful. I don't think I've ever seen flowers like these before."
"I've spent centuries cultivating this garden, ensuring every plant thrives and that nothing here feels... dead." Persephone's voice wavered slightly as she spoke the last word, but she quickly regained her composure. "This garden is one of the few places in this realm where I feel like I can breathe."
Persephone's gaze lingered on the flowers, her fingers lightly brushing over the delicate petals as if savoring the moment.
Percy followed her lead, slowly touching one of the flowers, allowing the serenity to settle over her—but it couldn't completely mask the gnawing anxiety inside.
After a few moments of Persephone explaining the different flowers in the garden, followed by some quiet contemplation, Percy and Persephone stood up. The distant sound of waterfalls blended with the soft rustling of plants, carried by the cool breeze that swept through the garden.
Percy gave one last look at the flowers, their vibrant blue petals almost glowing in the dim light. Despite the peacefulness of the place, a growing sense of unease lingered in her chest.
Persephone turned toward her, her expression serious, yet there was a softness in her gaze that hadn't been there before. "Now that I have warned you about Hades," she said quietly, her voice taking on a more urgent tone, "would you like to leave this place?"
Percy froze. She hadn't expected to be asked that.
"I..." she began, struggling for words.
"The longer Hades watched your life, the more intensely his gaze focused on you. You're a young woman, with your whole life ahead of you. I don't want you to go through what I did," the goddess continued. "I can give you a flower that will help you leave Helheim."
"I..."
Percy's heart raced as her mind spiraled into chaos. Leave? Just like that? Could I even do it?
She's warning me for a reason, Percy realized, but uncertainty clouded her resolve. Persephone's words rang in her head: Power, control, love. Could I already be caught in another god's web without knowing it?
"There's where you two are!" A voice suddenly interrupted her thoughts.
Percy and Persephone both turned sharply at the sound of the voice.
Standing in the path before them...was Hades.
Chapter 52: *My Best Friend Shops For A Wedding Dress
Notes:
The canon chapter itself wasn't that long.
From now on, Zeus will remain in his younger form.
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"That is so fucking hilarious! I can't believe my abstinent brother has another child! One that looks like a raptor in a suit and tried to kill his own half-sister!" Zeus chortled, clutching his sides.
Poseidon glared murderously at him. "Zeus, shut your fucking mouth before I chop you into pieces and scatter them all over Valhalla! How dare you laugh at me over this matter!"
"Poseidon, calm down!" Rhea shouted urgently, her voice sharp with authority.
But Zeus was undeterred, his grin widening as he continued to mock Poseidon. "Come on, brother! Share with the class how a virile god like yourself managed to spawn such a... unique child. I'm sure the rest of us would love to know your secrets! I bet you have even more children you're hiding from us!"
"Just be quiet, Zeus!" Hades barked, his tone equally annoyed.
"Shut up, Zeus!" Poseidon thundered, his expression furious. "I've had enough of you, you fucking trash! That abomination is not my son! I don't care what Chaos says—Percilla is the only one that's mine! So shut your damn trap before I kill you!"
"Are you sure about that?" Zeus teased, raising an eyebrow. "Because if that world is really anything like the myths, you may have more—"
"That's it! You're dead!" Poseidon roared, the restraint snapping like a taut line. Without another word, he lunged at Zeus, his fury exploding like a tsunami.
Poseidon tackled Zeus to the marble floor of the council room with a resounding crash that shook the very foundation of the building. The gods watching the chaos exchanged a mix of shocked and bewildered looks.
Adamas shook his head. I told you we should've gotten rid of Zeus together, he thought. Now look how you both end up!
"You two, stop fighting, will you!" Hera called, her voice stern. "We're supposed to be watching Percilla's life, not watching you two act like children!"
But neither god listened. Poseidon kept throwing punches at Zeus, while the latter continued laughing as he blocked the onslaught.
Expressionless, Rhea rose from her throne and calmly approached her two misbehaving sons.
A moment later, the two gods sat back on their thrones, each sporting a red bump on their head. Rhea returned to her seat without a word, the council room now dead silent except for the faint stifled chuckles of a few onlookers.
A completely new movie title appears on the screen:
Percy Jackson: The Sea Of Monsters
Poseidon raised a brow at the title.
"It seems the next movie will focus on your counterpart's domain, Poseidon," said Hades with a hint of amusement.
In response, his brother just grunted in annoyance.
The title changes again.
My Best Friend Shops For A Wedding Dress
Silence.
"Wait, is the next scene about Grover?" Artemis asked.
"Or maybe it's about that Anthony dude," added Indra.
Poseidon instantly felt angry. If that's the case, don't tell me he is buying a wedding dress for my daughter! He thought.
Apollo shook his head. "No, I agree with my sister. Percy said before that the satyr is her best friend. But why would he shop for a wedding dress?"
"Maybe he has a fiancée and is buying the dress for her," Hephaestus chimed in.
"No, Hephaestus, only the bride shops for wedding dresses," Hera, as the goddess of marriage, pointed out.
"That is quite strange," Hades commented.
My nightmare started like this.
The gods grew startled. "Nightmare?!"
Poseidon bit his lip, his unease clear.
"Another premonition dream?!" Morpheus exclaimed, leaning forward with wide eyes.
"So this is how the movie begins, huh?" Buddha said casually, stretching. "Guess I should summon more snacks."
I was standing on a deserted street in some little beach town. It was the middle of the night.
A storm was blowing. Wind and rain ripped at the palm trees along the sidewalk. Pink and yellow stucco buildings lined the street, their windows boarded up. A block away, past a line of hibiscus bushes, the ocean churned.
Florida, I thought. Though I wasn't sure how I knew that. I'd never been to Florida.
Then I heard hooves clattering against the pavement. I turned and saw my friend Grover running for his life.
"Grover!" the gods exclaimed in surprise that the satyr appeared in her dream.
Two gods noticeably scowled at the sight of the satyr—Poseidon and Loki—both crossing their arms.
"So, she has a nightmare about her friend?" Morpheus muttered to himself.
"The satyr seems to be running from someone," Apollo remarked.
Yeah, I said hooves.
Grover is a satyr. From the waist up, he looks like a typical gangly teenager with a peach-fuzz goatee and a bad case of acne. He walks with a strange limp, but unless you happen to catch him without his pants on (which I don't recommend), you'd never know there was anything un-human about him. Baggy jeans and fake feet hide the fact that he's got furry hindquarters and hooves.
Grover had been my best friend in sixth grade. He'd gone on this adventure with me and a boy named Anthony to save the world, but I hadn't seen him since last July, when he set off alone on a dangerous quest—a quest no satyr had ever returned from.
Anyway, in my dream, Grover was hauling goat tail, holding his human shoes in his hands the way he does when he needs to move fast. He clopped past the little tourist shops and surfboard rental places. The wind bent the palm trees almost to the ground.
Grover was terrified of something behind him. He must've just come from the beach. Wet sand was caked in his fur. He'd escaped from somewhere. He was trying to get away from ... something.
Hades narrowed his eyes. "Just who is Grover trying to escape from?"
Poseidon, finding the scene uninteresting, simply closed his eyes.
A bone-rattling growl cut through the storm. Behind Grover, at the far end of the block, a shadowy figure loomed. It swatted aside a street lamp, which burst in a shower of sparks.
"Oh no!" many gods shouted. "Grover is in trouble!"
Grover stumbled, whimpering in fear. He muttered to himself, Have to get away. Have to warn them!
"Warn who? Percy?" Beelzebub asked with a frown.
Everyone else frowned as well, looking uneasy.
Poseidon snapped his eyes open.
I couldn't see what was chasing him, but I could hear it muttering and cursing. The ground shook as it got closer. Grover dashed around a street corner and faltered. He'd run into a dead-end courtyard full of shops. No time to back up. The nearest door had been blown open by the storm.
The sign above the darkened display window read: ST. AUGUSTINE BRIDAL BOUTIQUE.
Grover dashed inside. He dove behind a rack of wedding dresses.
"He definitely does not have a fiancée," Ares stated.
"I doubt he is really shopping for wedding dresses," said Dionysus. "He is just hiding from the monster."
The monster's shadow passed in front of the shop. I could smell the thing—a sickening combination of wet sheep wool and rotten meat and that weird sour body odor only monsters have, like a skunk that's been living off Mexican food.
"Interesting that she can smell the monster as if she's actually there when it's a dream," Odin remarked.
Zeus, Loki, Shiva, Buddha, and Anubis laughed at the comparison.
Cú Chulainn shook his head and chuckled in amusement. "How does she come up with these insults?"
The Aztec gods blinked at the comparison to Mexican food. They didn't know whether to find it funny or feel offended.
Grover trembled behind the wedding dresses. The monster's shadow passed on.
Silence except for the rain. Grover took a deep breath. Maybe the thing was gone.
Then lightning flashed. The entire front of the store exploded, and a monstrous voice bellowed: "MIIIIINE!"
I sat bolt upright, shivering in my bed.
The gods looked relieved that she had woken up.
There was no storm. No monster.
Morning sunlight filtered through my bedroom window.
I thought I saw a shadow flicker across the glass—a humanlike shape. But then there was a knock on my bedroom door—my mom called: "Percy, you're going to be late"—and the shadow at the window disappeared.
Seeing the shadow, everyone felt unsettled.
"Was someone spying on her?" Hades said with a frown, scrunching his brow.
How dare someone watch my daughter sleep! Poseidon thought furiously.
It must've been my imagination. A fifth-story window with a rickety old fire escape ... there couldn't have been anyone out there.
"Um...with monsters and the supernatural...anything is possible," Makaria muttered.
"Come on, dear," my mother called again. "Last day of school. You should be excited! You've almost made it.'"
"Coming," I managed.
I felt under my pillow. My fingers closed reassuringly around the ballpoint pen I always slept with. I brought it out, studied the Ancient Greek writing engraved on the side: Anaklusmos. Riptide.
I thought about uncapping it, but something held me back. I hadn't used Riptide for so long....
Besides, my mom had made me promise not to use deadly weapons in the apartment after I'd swung a javelin the wrong way and taken out her china cabinet. I put Anaklusmos on my nightstand and dragged myself out of bed.
Everyone chuckled, imagining it.
"Maybe I can teach her how to use that weapon," Ares said humorously.
"I think I can teach her better, Ares," Hercules said playfully.
They both playfully glared at each other.
I got dressed as quickly as I could. I tried not to think about my nightmare or monsters or the shadow at my window.
Have to get away. Have to warn them!
What had Grover meant?
The gods were thinking the same thing.
"Will Percy be in trouble again?" Hestia asked, worriedly.
Tension filled the room.
I made a three-fingered claw over my heart and pushed outward—an ancient gesture Grover had once taught me for warding off evil.
The dream couldn't have been real.
"There is a high likelihood that the dream is real," Morpheus stated, his expression deadpan.
Last day of school. My mom was right, I should have been excited. For the first time in my life, I'd almost made it an entire year without getting expelled. No weird accidents. No fights in the classroom. No teachers turning into monsters and trying to kill me with poisoned cafeteria food or exploding homework. Tomorrow, I'd be on my way to my favorite place in the world—Camp Half-Blood.
Only one more day to go. Surely even I couldn't mess that up.
As usual, I didn't have a clue how wrong I was.
The air in the room felt even more suffocating.
"Here we go again," Buddha said with an unsurprised expression.
My mom made blue waffles and blue eggs for breakfast. She's funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.
I ate at the kitchen table while my mom washed dishes. She was dressed in her work uniform—a starry blue skirt and a red-and-white striped blouse she wore to sell candy at Sweet on America. Her long brown hair was pulled back in a ponytail.
The waffles tasted great, but I guess I wasn't digging in like I usually did. My mom looked over and frowned. "Percy, are you all right?"
"Yeah ... fine."
"She doesn't sound convincing," Shiva stated.
But she could always tell when something was bothering me. She dried her hands and sat down across from me. "School, or ..."
She didn't need to finish. I knew what she was asking.
"I think Grover's in trouble," I said, and I told her about my dream.
She pursed her lips. We didn't talk much about the other part of my life. We tried to live as normally as possible, but my mom knew all about Grover.
"I wouldn't be too worried, dear," she said. "Grover is a big satyr now. If there were a problem, I'm sure we would've heard from ... from camp... ." Her shoulders tensed as she said the word camp.
"What is it?" I asked.
"Nothing," she said. "I'll tell you what. This afternoon we'll celebrate the end of school. I'll take you and Tyson to Rockefeller Center—to that skateboard shop you like."
"It's not nothing. I think she's hiding something. Something is bothering her about the camp," said Athena. "Either she doesn't want her daughter to go back there, or..."
"Something bad happened at the camp," Apollo finished for her.
Rhea and the Olympians (except Poseidon) became worried for the demigods.
"Who is Tyson?" Poseidon asked, narrowing his eyes.
Oh, man, that was tempting. We were always struggling with money. Between my mom's night classes and my private school tuition, we could never afford to do special stuff like shop for a skateboard. But something in her voice bothered me.
Don't worry, my daughter. I'll make sure you get whatever you want and need once I have you in my grasp, Poseidon thought.
"Wait a minute," I said. "I thought we were packing me up for camp tonight."
She twisted her dishrag. "Ah, dear, about that ... I got a message from Chiron last night."
My heart sank. Chiron was the activities director at Camp Half-Blood. He wouldn't contact us unless something serious was going on. "What did he say?"
"He thinks ... it might not be safe for you to come to camp just yet. We might have to postpone."
The Greek deities became alarmed at the camp being unsafe.
"Postpone? Mom, how could it not be safe? I'm a half-blood! It's like the only safe place on earth for me!"
"Usually, dear. But with the problems they're having—"
"What problems?"
"Percy ... I'm very, very sorry. I was hoping to talk to you about it this afternoon. I can't explain it all now. I'm not even sure Chiron can. Everything happened so suddenly."
"Indeed, the camp was in trouble," said Susano'o.
My mind was reeling. How could I not go to camp? I wanted to ask a million questions, but just then the kitchen clock chimed the half-hour.
My mom looked almost relieved. "Seven-thirty, dear. You should go. Tyson will be waiting."
"But—"
"Percy, we'll talk this afternoon. Go on to school."
That was the last thing I wanted to do, but my mom had this fragile look in her eyes—a kind of warning, like if I pushed her too hard she'd start to cry. Besides, she was right about my friend Tyson. I had to meet him at the subway station on time or he'd get upset. He was scared of traveling underground alone.
Poseidon gritted his teeth at the thought of Percilla hanging out with some mortal weakling. He actually now preferred the satyr to come back.
I gathered up my stuff, but I stopped in the doorway. "Mom, this problem at camp. Does it...could it have anything to do with my dream about Grover?"
She wouldn't meet my eyes. "We'll talk this afternoon, dear. I'll explain ... as much as I can."
Reluctantly, I told her good-bye. I jogged downstairs to catch the Number Two train.
I didn't know it at the time, but my mom and I would never get to have our afternoon talk.
In fact, I wouldn't be seeing home for a long, long time.
"What?! No!" Rhea, Leto, Hera, and Hestia exclaimed in shock.
"Why wouldn't she see her mother for a long time?!" Rhea shouted.
As I stepped outside, I glanced at the brownstone building across the street. Just for a second I saw a dark shape in the morning sunlight—a human silhouette against the brick wall, a shadow that belonged to no one.
Then it rippled and vanished.
Scene end.
"Just who the fuck was that?" Zeus exclaimed.
Chapter 53: *I Play Dodgeball With Cannibals
Notes:
I suggest you read the bold text carefully because there are some major changes. I hope the changes are well-received.
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"Whoever they were, they were fast," Hades muttered, his tone cold and calculating.
Poseidon clenched his fists, his anger rising again at the thought of someone spying on Percilla. "No one's messing with my daughter! I'll make them regret it!"
New title:
I Play Dodgeball With Cannibals
The gods went silent, their eyes widening in disbelief at the title.
"What the fuck?" Zeus roared in disbelief. "Dodgeball with cannibals?!"
Hades eyes narrowed with concern. "Cannibals? My niece is going to fight monsters that eat people now?"
Poseidon's face twisted with fury. "This is ridiculous!" he bellowed. "How dare they involve my daughter with creatures like that?! I wish to tear those monsters apart with my own hands if they so much as lay a finger on her!"
My day started normal. Or as normal as it ever gets at Meriwether College Prep.
"Nothing will ever be normal for her." Shiva muttered.
See, it's this "progressive" school in downtown Manhattan, which means we sit on beanbag chairs instead of at desks, and we don't get grades, and the teachers wear jeans and rock concert T-shirts to work.
That's all cool with me. I mean, I'm ADHD and dyslexic, like most half-bloods, so I'd never done that great in regular schools even before they kicked me out. The only bad thing about Meriwether was that the teachers always looked on the bright side of things, and the teens weren't always ... well, bright.
Poseidon became angry that her mother had sent her to another school full of idiots.
Take my first class today: English. The whole high school had read this book called Lord of the Flies, where all these kids get marooned on an island and go psycho.
Beelzebub looked up from jotting down notes. "Lord of the Flies?" he mused with a wry grin, his voice tinged with amusement. "How quaint. A book about children descending into chaos under a title that mirrors my very own." He chuckled darkly, almost as if enjoying the irony. "Humans and their fascination with disorder... as if they need a book to tell them how quickly they would crumble without structure." He smirked.
For our final exam, our teachers sent us into the break yard to spend an hour with no adult supervision to see what would happen. What happened was a dance battle between the ninth and tenth graders that turned into punching and shoving, two pebble fights, and a full-tackle basketball game. The school bully, Matt Sloan, led most of those activities.
Hera rolled her eyes. "How childish."
Loki looks giddy. "A school bully? This should be interesting!"
Sloan wasn't big or strong, but he acted like he was. He had eyes like a pit bull, and shaggy black hair, and he always dressed in expensive but sloppy clothes, like he wanted everybody to see how little he cared about his family's money. One of his front teeth was chipped from the time he'd taken his daddy's Porsche for a joyride and run into a PLEASE SLOW DOWN FOR CHILDREN sign.
The gods were immediately disgusted by this human. His arrogance, carelessness, and lack of respect for anything or anyone made it clear he was nothing more than a waste of space.
Anyway, Sloan was punching everybody until he made the mistake of trying to hit my friend Tyson.
Tyson was the only homeless teen at Meriwether College Prep. As near as my mom and I could figure, he'd been abandoned by his parents when he was very young, probably because he was so ... different. He was six-foot-three and built like the Abominable Snowman, but he cried a lot and was scared of just about everything, including his own reflection. His face was kind of misshapen and brutal-looking. I couldn't tell you what color his eyes were, because I could never make myself look higher than his crooked teeth. His voice was deep, but he talked funny, like a much younger kid—I guess because he'd never gone to school before coming to Meriwether. He wore tattered jeans, grimy size-twenty sneakers, and a plaid flannel shirt with holes in it. He smelled like a New York City alleyway, because that's where he lived, in a cardboard refrigerator box off 72nd Street.
Observing Percy and Tyson, Poseidon's expression tightened with frustration. He couldn't fathom why his daughter, one who carried his ichor, would willingly associate with someone so... repugnant.
"Percilla," he muttered under his breath, his voice cold and edged with disdain. "Why would you lower yourself to spend your time with someone like him?" His eyes flickered briefly toward the image of Tyson on the screen, who somehow seemed off, like he didn't seem completely human. The sight disturbed Poseidon. "She needs to stay away from that filth."
Meriwether Prep had adopted him as a community service project so all the students could feel good about themselves. Unfortunately, most of them couldn't stand Tyson. Once they discovered he was a big softie, despite his massive strength and his scary looks, they made themselves feel good by picking on him. I was pretty much his only friend, which meant he was my only friend.
"This scene doesn't feel right without the satyr by her side," Hades commented. "That human boy seems strange to me." The last sentence made the rest of the gods nod in agreement.
My mom had complained to the school a million times that they weren't doing enough to help him. She'd called social services, but nothing ever seemed to happen. The social workers claimed Tyson didn't exist. They swore up and down that they'd visited the alley we described and couldn't find him, though how you miss a giant teenager living in a refrigerator box, I don't know.
"That makes that Tyson kid even weirder," Buddha remarked. "They couldn't have missed him unless he's deliberately hiding himself."
Anyway, Matt Sloan snuck up behind him and tried to punch him on the back of the head, but Tyson panicked. He swatted Sloan away a little too hard, sending him flying fifteen feet into the air before he landed on the hard ground.
"You freak!" Sloan yelled. "Why don't you go back to your cardboard box!"
Tyson started sobbing. He sat down on the bleachers so hard he bent one of the metal bars, burying his head in his hands.
The bending of the metal startled everyone.
"Yo, that kid is definitely not human!" Indra exclaimed.
Poseidon grew more furious that some type of creature was hanging out with his daughter.
She needs to stay far away from him or kill him! That creature shouldn't be of any concern to her!
"Take it back, Sloan!" I shouted.
Sloan just sneered at me. "Why do you even bother, Jackson? You might have friends if you weren't always sticking up for that freak."
Here is another piece of filth that Poseidon wants to see eradicated.
"Detestable human!" Kali shouted angrily.
I balled my fists. I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt. "He's not a freak. He's just..."
I tried to think of the right thing to say, but Sloan wasn't listening. He and his big ugly friends were too busy laughing. I wondered if it were my imagination, or if Sloan had more goons hanging around him than usual. I was used to seeing him with two or three, but today he had like, half a dozen more, and I was pretty sure I'd never seen them before.
"Just wait till PE, Jackson," Sloan called. "You are so dead."
"Stupid idiot," Adamas muttered from where he hid.
When first period ended, our English teacher, Mr. de Milo, came outside to inspect the carnage. He pronounced that we'd understood Lord of the Flies perfectly. We all passed his course, and we should never, never grow up to be violent people. Matt Sloan nodded earnestly, then gave me a chip-toothed grin.
Hades, Poseidon, Apollo, Loki, Thor, Beelzebub, Anubis, and Buddha glared at the screen, noting the crazed look and something else in the boy's eyes.
I had to promise to buy Tyson an extra peanut butter sandwich at lunch to get him to stop sobbing.
"I ... I am a freak?" he asked me.
Yes, Poseidon thought.
"No," I promised, gritting my teeth. "Matt Sloan is the freak."
Tyson sniffled. "You are a good friend. Miss you next year if ... if I can't ..."
His voice trembled. I realized he didn't know if he'd be invited back next year for the community service project. I wondered if the headmaster had even bothered talking to him about it.
Now some of the deities are starting to feel bad for this kid, but Poseidon is definitely not one of them.
"Don't worry, big guy," I managed. "Everything's going to be fine."
Tyson gave me such a grateful look I felt like a big liar. How could I promise a kid like him that anything would be fine?
Our next exam was science. Mrs. Tesla told us that we had to mix chemicals until we succeeded in making something explode, Tyson was my lab partner. His hands were way too big for the tiny vials we were supposed to use. He accidentally knocked a tray of chemicals off the counter and made an orange mushroom cloud in the trash can.
Zeus, Loki, Anubis, and Buddha couldn't help but laugh hysterically at the scene, earning sighs, groans, and eye rolls from their peers.
After Mrs. Tesla evacuated the lab and called the hazardous waste removal squad, she praised Tyson and me for being natural chemists. We were the first ones who'd ever aced her exam in under thirty seconds.
"Good for them," Athena remarked, her eyes glinting with amusement. "Although I suspect their method wasn't exactly what the curriculum had in mind."
I was glad the morning went fast, because it kept me from thinking too much about my problems. I couldn't stand the idea that something might be wrong at camp. Even worse, I couldn't shake the memory of my bad dream. I had a terrible feeling that Grover was in danger.
The serious situation suddenly came to the minds of the Greek gods, especially concerning their demigod children.
"I really hope nothing terrible has happened to my grandchildren," Rhea said worriedly.
In social studies, while we were drawing latitude/longitude maps, I opened my notebook and stared at the photo inside—my friend Anthony on vacation in Washington, D.C. He was wearing jeans and a denim jacket over his orange Camp Half-Blood T-shirt. His blond hair was pulled back in a bandanna. He was standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial with her arms crossed, looking extremely pleased with himself, like he'd personally designed the place. See, Anthony wants to be an architect when he grows up, so he's always visiting famous monuments and stuff. He's weird that way. He'd e-mailed me the picture after spring break, and every once in a while I'd look at it just to remind myself he was real and Camp Half-Blood hadn't just been my imagination.
Poseidon desperately wanted to rip that photo apart and incinerate the pieces into oblivion.
I wished Anthony were here. He'd know what to make of my dream. I'd never admit it to him, but he was smarter than me, even if he was annoying sometimes.
Susano'o frowned. "She shouldn't downgrade her intelligence. She's sharper than she gives herself credit for."
Hades nodded in agreement. "She's more perceptive than she lets on. I wouldn't be surprised if she uncovered things others have overlooked."
I was about to close my notebook when Matt Sloan reached over and ripped the photo out of the rings.
"Hey!" I protested.
Everyone stiffened, the anger building up at the sight of this human.
Sloan checked out the picture and his eyes got wide. "No way, Jackson. Who is that? He is not your—"
"Give it back!" My ears felt hot.
"Was that kid about to say boy—?" Ares asked, before being cut off by his girlfriend Aphrodite, who covered his mouth with her hand to silence him.
Meanwhile, Poseidon was seething on his throne. He knew exactly what was about to be said.
"Hmmm," Sloan said, then gave me a repulsive grin, showing his crooked teeth. He made a show of looking me up and down. "You should go out with me. I'm way better than that girly-looking guy in the photo."
"HOW DARE THAT INSIGNIFICANT CRETIN LOOK AT AND SPEAK TO PERCILLA THAT WAY!" Poseidon roared, summoning his trident in a burst of fury.
Many deities gasped in fear at his rage-filled expression.
Certain deities (the harem) shared Poseidon's rage but managed to temper it.
"POSEIDON, STOP!" Rhea, Zeus, Hades, and the rest of his siblings (except Adamas) shouted in unison.
But Poseidon ignored them, his grip tightening on his weapon as he prepared to hurl the trident toward the screen like a spear. With no other choice, Hades and Zeus tackled the enraged god of the sea to the floor.
"GET OFF ME!" the Tyrant screamed, thrashing beneath their combined weight.
Rhea stepped forward, her voice calm but commanding, cutting through the chaos. "Poseidon, enough!" she snapped, her gaze sharp and unwavering. "This is beneath you, and you know it. Stand down! You cannot keep letting your anger control you!"
Poseidon reluctantly calmed himself, his chest heaving with suppressed fury. Zeus and Hades slowly released him, though they stayed close in case he tried to lunge again.
The gods resumed their seats, though Poseidon's jaw remained clenched, his gaze fixed on the screen as if daring Sloan to step out of line again. Rhea sighed, folding her arms. "You need to trust her, Poseidon. She is more than capable of handling a boy like that."
Poseidon said nothing, his knuckles still white around his trident.
Loki gave a nervous laugh. "You know, it's funny that he called that Anthony kid girly-looking," he said, trying to break the tension.
Shiva chuckled, nodding in agreement. "Yes, it's rather ironic. I'd say that Anthony has more strength in his pinky than that arrogant prick."
I shot him a disgusted look, crossing my arms. "Not interested, Sloan! Just give the photo back!"
"Come on, babe," he said, his tone oozing mockery. "You know you want to."
The god of the sea tightened his hold on his trident even more. If it weren't a divine weapon, it would have broken by now.
"I said no! Give it back, or I'll beat you to a pulp!" I snapped, my patience running thin.
Sloan's grin faded, replaced by fury. "You fucking bitch! How dare you talk to me that way! If you don't want to date me, that's your loss!"
Now, every deity in the room, major and minor gods alike, was oozing killing intent, their fury at the insolent mortal for insulting the girl palpable.
Poseidon would like to pierce that insect's brain with his trident. The nerve of this mortal, thinking he could insult his daughter without consequence.
Hades could already feel the power of the Underworld gathering within him, eager to tear this mortal apart for daring to speak to his niece like that.
Apollo's golden eyes narrowed, his fingers itching to make the sunlight turn to fire and reduce Sloan to ash on the spot.
Beelzebub's smirk twisted into something far darker, contemplating dragging the mortal straight to the pits of despair where his soul would never know peace again.
Anubis' sharp eyes glinted with an ominous plan as his fingers curled in anticipation, ready to condemn Sloan to eternal mummification—preserved for all time in the most agonizing form of punishment imaginable.
Buddha, while calm, had a faint, knowing smile, as if understanding the inherent suffering within Sloan's life and knowing that nothing he could say would prepare him for the consequences of his hubris.
Thor felt the urge to swing Mjolnir with all the fury of a thunderstorm, reducing Sloan to nothing more than dust and regret.
Loki tilted his head with a sinister smile, his mind already conjuring a thousand pranks, but this one would have a deadly sting. He relished the opportunity to turn the mortal's arrogance against him in the most vicious way.
He handed the photo to his ugly buddies, who snickered and started ripping it up to make spit wads. They were new kids who must've been visiting, because they were all wearing those stupid HI! MY NAME IS: tags from the admissions office. They must've had a weird sense of humor, too, because they'd all filled in strange names like: MARROW SUCKER, SKULL EATER, and JOE BOB. No human beings had names like that.
Loki snickered. "Those are stupid-ass names. What were those mortal parents thinking? Were they eating their mommy's bones or something?"
For some reason, the entire room fell silent, and everyone wore worried expressions, which the god of mischief quickly noticed.
"Hey, what's wrong, everybody? Is it something I said? You know it's meant to be funny, right?"
"Loki, you may be onto something," said Thor gravely. "Those three might actually be the cannibals."
"These guys are moving here next year," Sloan bragged, like that was supposed to scare me. "I bet they can pay the tuition, too, unlike your stupid friend."
"He's not stupid." I had to try really, really hard not to punch Sloan in the face.
"You're such a loser, Jackson. Good thing I'm gonna put you out of your misery next period."
"Percy better kick his ass!" Durga yelled. "So his ego gets knocked down!"
His huge buddies chewed up my photo. I wanted to pulverize them, but I was under strict orders from Chiron never to take my anger out on regular mortals, no matter how obnoxious they were. I had to save my fighting for monsters.
"But mortals can be good practice dummies to train on for fighting monsters," Shiva said casually, lying on his mat with his four arms behind his head.
Zeus nodded in agreement. "That's right! What a ridiculous order to follow!"
Still, part of me thought, if Sloan only knew who I really was ...
The bell rang.
As Tyson and I were leaving class, a boy's voice whispered, "Percy!"
Poseidon and Hades narrowed their eyes.
"Did everyone else hear that whisper too?" Zeus asked, and the other gods nodded. "Who the hell was whispering to her?"
I looked around the locker area, but nobody was paying me any attention. Like any boy at Meriwether would ever be caught dead calling my name. Suddenly, my insecurities hit me. I couldn't help but think, I'm not pretty enough for any guy to notice me. Sloan had probably just been flirting to make fun of me.
Every god gasped in shock at the thought. The gods exchanged glances, their surprise evident.
Poseidon's voice rang out with frustration. "What does she mean by that?! Why would my daughter feel such self-doubt?!"
Percilla is the most beautiful female I ever laid eyes on.
Wait...why am I thinking that?! The Tyrant thought, his brows furrowing in confusion.
Hera frowned deeply. "She underestimates her worth. It's painful to watch her doubt herself when she has all the strength within her. Why does she think like this?"
Hades crossed his arms, his eyes narrowed in deep thought. "Perhaps it's the behavior of these mortals—their cruelty—that causes her to doubt herself."
Athena added her input. "This is no trivial thing for her. She's seen far more than most mortals could ever imagine. How is it that they have so much power to make her feel like this?"
Apollo sighed softly, shaking his head in disbelief. "She's anything but unnoticeable. If only she'd see that."
Each god was fixated, their eyes on the screen, as though their collective gaze could soothe the turmoil in the girl's heart. The room filled with heavy silence, each deity contemplating the strange fragility they now observed in Percy.
Before I had time to consider whether or not I'd been imagining things, a crowd of teens rushed for the gym, carrying Tyson and me along with them. It was time for PE. Our coach had promised us a free-for-all dodgeball game, and Matt Sloan had promised to kill me.
Loki rubbed his hands together, grinning in anticipation.
The gym uniform at Meriwether is sky blue shorts and tie-dyed T-shirts. Fortunately, we did most of our athletic stuff inside, so we didn't have to jog through Tribeca looking like a bunch of boot-camp hippie children.
I changed in the girl's locker room. I was about to leave when Tyson called, "Percy?"
He hadn't changed yet. He was standing by the locker room door, clutching his gym clothes.
"Will you ... uh ..."
"Um...what is happening?" Artemis asked, her tone disapproving.
"Oh. Yeah." I said, trying not to sound uncomfortable. "Yeah, sure, Tyson."
Tyson ducked inside the locker room. I stood guard outside the door while he changed. I felt kind of awkward doing this, but he asked me to most days. Tyson isn't supposed to change in the girls' locker room, but he's too scared of the other guys, so he comes over here and has me stand watch.
Hera's gaze darkened. "What is she thinking, letting him do that? She's risking her own dignity by accommodating him like that."
Athena nodded gravely. "It's one thing to help, but she's enabling behavior that could lead to uncomfortable situations. She should have insisted he change with the other boys, even if it meant confronting them."
Poseidon growled, enraged at the situation. "Percilla should not be put in a position like that! The mortal boy is taking advantage of her kindness in a way that shouldn't be supported!"
Hades's tone was heavy with disapproval. "This isn't a solution my niece should be engaging in. She needs to recognize boundaries, no matter how much sympathy she may feel for him."
Loki grinned with a mocking chuckle. "Ah, the complications of mortal kindness. It's always so... awkward."
Buddha's expression remained neutral, but there was a glimmer of concern in his eyes. "She means well, but her actions could create unintended consequences."
When we got into the gym, Coach Nunley was sitting at his little desk reading Sports Illustrated. Nunley was about a million years old, with bifocals and no teeth and a greasy wave of gray hair. He reminded me of the Oracle at Camp Half-Blood—which was a shriveled-up mummy—except Coach Nunley moved a lot less and he never billowed green smoke. Well, at least not that I'd observed.
Matt Sloan said, "Coach, can I be captain?"
"Eh?" Coach Nunley looked up from his magazine. "Yeah," he mumbled. "Mm-hmm."
Sloan grinned and took charge of the picking. He made me the other team's captain, but it didn't matter who I picked, because all the jocks and the popular kids moved over to Sloan's side.
"How typical of mortals," a random god sneered.
So did the big group of visitors.
On my side I had Tyson, Corey Bailer the computer geek, Raj Mandali the calculus whiz, and a half dozen other teens who always got harassed by Sloan and his gang. Normally I would've been okay with just Tyson—he was worth half a team all by himself—but the visitors on Sloan's team were almost as tall and strong-looking as Tyson, and there were six of them.
Matt Sloan spilled a cage full of balls in the middle of the gym.
"Scared," Tyson mumbled. "Smell funny."
"Smell funny?" the gods echoed.
I looked at him. "What smells funny?" Because I didn't figure he was talking about himself.
"Them." Tyson pointed at Sloan's new friends. "Smell funny."
The visitors were cracking their knuckles, eyeing us like it was slaughter time. I couldn't help wondering where they were from. Someplace where they fed teens raw meat and beat them with sticks.
Chuckles of amusement were heard at the last sentence.
"I'm intrigued by how the boy can smell them from the other side of the court," Odin mused. "There is certainly something odd about him. Perhaps he is not an ordinary mortal."
"Or maybe he is not a mortal at all," Hades added thoughtfully.
Sloan blew the coach's whistle and the game began. Sloan's team ran for the center line. On my side, Raj Mandali yelled something in Urdu, probably "I have to go to the restroom!" and ran for the exit.
Corey Bailer tried to crawl behind the wall mat and hide. The rest of my team did their best to cower in fear and not look like targets.
"Tyson," I said. "Let's g—"
A ball slammed into my gut. I sat down hard in the middle of the gym floor. The other team exploded in laughter.
Poseidon's hands clenched around his trident in rage. "How dare they strike her with such disrespect and mock her pain! If I were there, those mortals would learn the true meaning of terror for this insolence!"
My eyesight was fuzzy. I felt like I'd just gotten the Heimlich maneuver from a gorilla. I couldn't believe anybody could throw that hard.
Tyson yelled, "Percy, duck!"
I rolled as another dodgeball whistled past my ear at the speed of sound.
Whooom!
"That looked like a very hard throw," Sun Wukong commented thoughtfully. "Harder than what should be humanly possible."
It hit the wall mat, and Corey Bailer yelped.
"Hey!" I yelled at Sloan's team. "You could kill somebody!"
The visitor named Joe Bob grinned at me evilly. Somehow, he looked a lot bigger now ... even taller than Tyson. His biceps bulged beneath his T-shirt. "I hope so, Percilla Jackson! I hope so!"
The way he said my name sent a chill down my back. Nobody called me Percilla except those who knew my true identity. Friends ... and enemies.
What had Tyson said? They smell funny.
Monsters.
The gods immediately became anxious.
All around Matt Sloan, the visitors were growing in size. They were no longer teenagers. They were eight-foot-tall giants with wild eyes, pointy teeth, and hairy arms tattooed with snakes and hula women and Valentine hearts.
"Those three are definitely the cannibals!" Zeus shouted.
"And they're giants! Probably Laistrygonian giants or something!" Apollo added.
"Percilla, get out of there!" Poseidon bellowed, his eyes wide with fear and concern.
Matt Sloan dropped his ball. "Whoa! You're not from Detroit! Who ..."
The other kids on his team started screaming and backing toward the exit, but the giant named Marrow Sucker threw a ball with deadly accuracy. It streaked past Raj Mandali just as he was about to leave and hit the door, slamming it shut like magic. Raj and some of the other teenagers banged on it desperately but it wouldn't budge.
"SHIT!" the gods cursed.
"Let them go!" I yelled at the giants.
The one called Joe Bob growled at me. He had a tattoo on his biceps that said : JB luvs Babycakes. "And lose our tasty morsels? No, Daughter of the Sea God. We Laistrygonians aren't just playing for your death. We want lunch!"
"I was right! They are Laistrygonians!" Apollo exclaimed, his golden eyes blazing with urgency. "And they're planning to make her their next meal!"
He waved his hand and a new batch of dodgeballs appeared on the center line—but these balls weren't made of red rubber. They were bronze, the size of cannon balls, perforated like wiffle balls with fire bubbling out the holes. They must've been searing hot, but the giants picked them up with their bare hands.
"Oh no..." Rhea whispered, her face pale with dread. "Those balls are now meant to kill."
"Coach!" I yelled.
Nunley looked up sleepily, but if he saw anything abnormal about the dodgeball game, he didn't let on. That's the problem with mortals. A magical force called the Mist obscures the true appearance of monsters and gods from their vision, so mortals tend to see only what they can understand. Maybe the coach saw a few tenth graders pounding the younger teens like usual.
Maybe the other teens saw Matt Sloan's thugs getting ready to toss Molotov cocktails around. (It wouldn't have been the first time.) At any rate, I was pretty sure nobody else realized we were dealing with genuine man-eating bloodthirsty monsters.
"That Mist thing really sucks," Zeus remarked.
"Yeah. Mm-hmm," Coach muttered. "Play nice."
And he went back to his magazine.
The giant named Skull Eater threw his ball. I dove aside as the fiery bronze comet sailed past my shoulder.
"Corey!" I screamed.
Tyson pulled him out from behind the exercise mat just as the ball exploded against it, blasting the mat to smoking shreds.
"Run!" I told my teammates. "The other exit!"
They ran for the locker room, but with another wave of Joe Bob's hand, that door also slammed shut.
"SHIT!"
"No one leaves unless you're out!" Joe Bob roared. "And you're not out until we eat you!"
He launched his own fireball. My teammates scattered as it blasted a crater in the gym floor.
"This doesn't look good! She needs to figure something out quickly!" Hercules said, his voice filled with concern.
I reached for Riptide, which I always kept in my pocket, but then I realized I was wearing gym shorts. I had no pockets. Riptide was tucked in my jeans inside my gym locker. And the locker room door was sealed. I was completely defenseless.
"Without her sword, her situation has become far worse," Susano'o remarked grimly.
The worry in the room deepened, tension palpable among the gods.
Poseidon couldn't stop shaking the arm that was gripping his trident.
Another fireball came streaking toward me. Tyson pushed me out of the way, but the explosion still blew me head over heels. I found myself sprawled on the gym floor, dazed from smoke, my tie-dyed T-shirt peppered with sizzling holes. Just across the center line, two hungry giants were glaring down at me.
The gods were relieved she wasn't hit by the flaming ball.
"Thank the gods that friend of hers pushed her out of the way!" Hestia exclaimed, her voice filled with relief.
"Flesh!" they bellowed. "Hero flesh for lunch!" They both took aim.
"Percy needs help!" Tyson yelled, and he jumped in front of me just as they threw their balls.
"Tyson!" I screamed, but it was too late.
Every deity widened their eyes in shock at Tyson willingly putting himself in harm's way to protect her.
Both balls slammed into him ... but no ... he'd caught them. Somehow Tyson, who was so clumsy he knocked over lab equipment and broke playground structures on a regular basis, had caught two fiery metal balls speeding toward him at a zillion miles an hour. He sent them hurtling back toward their surprised owners, who screamed, "BAAAAAD!" as the bronze spheres exploded against their chests.
"That kid is definitely not human!" Shiva exclaimed in surprise.
"I wonder what he is," said Hades thoughtfully.
The giants disintegrated in twin columns of flame—a sure sign they were monsters, all right.
Monsters don't die. They just dissipate into smoke and dust, which saves heroes a lot of trouble cleaning up after a fight.
"My brothers!" Joe Bob the Cannibal wailed. He flexed his muscles and his Babycakes tattoo rippled. "You will pay for their destruction!"
"Tyson!" I said. "Look out!"
Another comet hurtled toward us. Tyson just had time to swat it aside. It flew straight over Coach Nunley's head and landed in the bleachers with a huge KA-BOOM!
The gods cheered.
"Yeah! Go Tyson!"
"Keep it up! Protect the sea princess!"
Hearing the gods call his daughter the sea princess, Poseidon should have felt satisfied, but for some reason, it bothered him.
Percilla is more than just a princess, he thought before he could stop himself.
Once again, he was surprised by his own thoughts.
Teenagers were running around screaming, trying to avoid the sizzling craters in the floor. Others were banging on the door, calling for help. Sloan himself stood petrified in the middle of the court, watching in disbelief as balls of death flew around him.
Coach Nunley still wasn't seeing anything. He tapped his hearing aid like the explosions were giving him interference, but he kept his eyes on his magazine.
"Utterly useless!" Poseidon sneered.
Surely the whole school could hear the noise. The headmaster, the police, somebody would come help us.
"Victory will be ours!" roared Joe Bob the Cannibal. "We will feast on your bones!"
I wanted to tell him he was taking the dodgeball game way too seriously, but before I could, he hefted another ball. The other three giants followed his lead.
I knew we were dead. Tyson couldn't deflect all those balls at once. His hands had to be seriously burned from blocking the first volley. Without my sword ... I had a crazy idea.
Saying "crazy idea" got the gods' attention.
"What is she planning?" Buddha asked in wonder, raising an eyebrow.
"This is going to be entertaining," Loki said with a gleeful smile.
I ran toward the locker room.
"Move!" I told my teammates. "Away from the door."
Explosions behind me. Tyson had batted two of the balls back toward their owners and blasted them to ashes.
That left two giants still standing.
A third ball hurtled straight at me. I forced myself to wait—one Mississippi, two Mississippi—then dove aside as the fiery sphere demolished the locker room door.
Now, I figured that the built-up gas in most locker rooms was enough to cause an explosion, so I wasn't surprised when the flaming dodgeball ignited a huge WHOOOOOOOM!
Athena nodded in approval at the idea.
The wall blew apart. Locker doors, socks, athletic supporters, and other various nasty personal belongings rained all over the gym.
I turned just in time to see Tyson punch Skull Eater in the face. The giant crumpled. But the last giant, Joe Bob, had wisely held on to his own ball, waiting for an opportunity. He threw just as Tyson was turning to face him.
"No!" I yelled.
"Tyson, watch out!" the gods shouted.
The ball caught Tyson square in the chest. He slid the length of the court and slammed into the back wall, which cracked and partially crumbled on top of him, making a hole right onto Church Street. I didn't see how Tyson could still be alive, but he only looked dazed. The bronze ball was smoking at his feet. Tyson tried to pick it up, but he fell back, stunned, into a pile of cinder blocks.
"Well!" Joe Bob gloated. "I'm the last one standing! I'll have enough meat to bring Babycakes a doggie bag!"
He picked up another ball and aimed it at Tyson.
"Stop!" I yelled. "It's me you want!"
Everyone gasped.
"No, Percilla! Don't!" Poseidon shouted, his voice filled with worry.
The giant grinned. "You wish to die first, young heroine?"
I had to do something. Riptide had to be around here somewhere.
Then I spotted my jeans in a smoking heap of clothes right by the giant's feet. If I could only get there.... I knew it was hopeless, but I charged.
The giant laughed. "My lunch approaches." He raised his arm to throw. I braced myself to die.
"PERCY!!!!" everyone screamed.
Suddenly the giant's body went rigid. His expression changed from gloating to surprise.
Right where his belly button should've been, his T-shirt ripped open and he grew something like a horn—no, not a horn—the glowing tip of a blade.
Everyone was taken aback by the sudden appearance of the blade.
The ball dropped out of his hand. The monster stared down at the knife that had just run him through from behind.
"What the—?!" Zeus exclaimed in shock . "Who?!"
He muttered, "Ow," and burst into a cloud of green flame, which I figured was going to make Babycakes pretty upset.
Standing in the smoke was my friend Anthony. His face was grimy and scratched. He had a ragged backpack slung over his shoulder, his baseball cap tucked in his pocket, a bronze knife in his hand, and a wild look in his storm-gray eyes, like he'd just been chased a thousand miles by ghosts.
"Athena's son is here?!" many gods exclaimed.
Athena and the other Olympians were surprised her son had shown up.
"That boy just saved her," Hades stated with a relieved expression.
Poseidon, however, scowled at the sight of the boy in hatred. Why couldn't the satyr come to save her instead?
Matt Sloan, who'd been standing there dumbfounded the whole time, finally came to his senses. He blinked at Anthony, as if he dimly recognized him from my notebook picture. "That's the boy ... That's the boy—"
Anthony punched him in the nose and knocked him flat. "And you," he told him, "lay off my friend."
"Yeah, Anthony!" many of the gods cheered. "Knock him out!"
The gym was in flames. Teenagers were still running around screaming. I heard sirens wailing and a garbled voice over the intercom. Through the glass windows of the exit doors, I could see the headmaster, Mr. Bonsai, wrestling with the lock, a crowd of teachers piling up behind him.
"Anthony ..." I stammered. "How did you ... how long have you ..."
"Pretty much all morning." He sheathed his bronze knife. "I've been trying to find a good time to talk to you, but you were never alone."
"The shadow I saw this morning—that was—" My face felt hot. "Oh my gods, you were looking in my bedroom window?"
"He's the one that watched her sleep!" Poseidon roared, his voice shaking with fury, causing a vein to pop from his neck.
In an instant, the gods' opinion of Anthony dropped.
Rhea wore a look of disapproval.
Athena covered her face, clearly embarrassed by her son's actions.
"There's no time to explain!" he snapped, though he looked a little red-faced himself. "I just didn't want to—"
Poseidon looked murderous. "That half-breed dare?!"
"He better not have watched her change clothes!" Artemis shouted angrily.
"There!" a woman screamed. The doors burst open and the adults came pouring in.
"Meet me outside," Anthony told me. "And him." He pointed to Tyson, who was still sitting dazed against the wall. Anthony gave him a look of distaste that I didn't quite understand. "You'd better bring him."
The gods now wondered about the boy's expression towards Tyson.
"What's up with that?" Buddha asked.
"What?"
"No time!" he said. "Hurry!"
He put on his Yankees baseball cap, which was a magic gift from his mom, and instantly vanished.
That left me standing alone in the middle of the burning gymnasium when the headmaster came charging in with half the faculty and a couple of police officers.
"Percilla Jackson?" Mr. Bonsai said. "What ... how ..."
Over by the broken wall, Tyson groaned and stood up from the pile of cinder blocks. "Head hurts."
Matt Sloan was coming around, too. He focused on me with a look of terror. "Percy did it, Mr. Bonsai! She set the whole building on fire. Coach Nunley will tell you! He saw it all!"
"THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LYING HUMAN!" everyone yelled angrily.
Coach Nunley had been dutifully reading his magazine, but just my luck—he chose that moment to look up when Sloan said his name. "Eh? Yeah. Mm-hmm."
The other adults turned toward me. I knew they would never believe me, even if I could tell them the truth.
I grabbed Riptide out of my ruined jeans, told Tyson, "Come on!" and jumped through the gaping hole in the side of the building.
Scene end.
"Athena, you really need to give your son a good scolding someday," Zeus said.
Chapter 54: *We Hail The Taxi Of Eternal Torment
Chapter Text
Hera scoffed at Zeus, crossing her arms with an air of disdain. "Oh, really? Coming from the most unfaithful husband in the pantheon?" she retorted, her voice dripping with sarcasm as she cast a pointed glare in his direction. Her eyes were narrowed, daring him to offer any defense for his actions.
Zeus winced, the sting of her words cutting deeper than he cared to admit. He opened his mouth, hesitated, then closed it again. The King of the Gods knew it was wise to keep quiet. Any defense he could offer would only dig him further into a hole he wasn't sure he could climb out of. His mind spun, but the words just wouldn't come.
New title appears:
We Hail The Taxi Of Eternal Torment
The gods looked uncomfortable at the title.
"Taxi of... eternal torment? I feel like I don't even want to know," said Apollo.
Ares chuckled nervously. "I guess with the next scene, we'll be in for a wild ride then," he said jokingly, trying to break the tension.
Anthony was waiting for us in an alley down Church Street. He pulled Tyson and me off the sidewalk just as a fire truck screamed past, heading for Meriwether Prep.
"Where'd you find him?" he demanded, pointing at Tyson.
Shiva raised an eyebrow. "Just what is his problem with the kid? He looks aggravated by his presence."
Now, under different circumstances, I would've been really happy to see him. We'd made our peace last summer, despite the fact that his mom was Athena and didn't get along with my dad. I'd missed Anthony probably more than I wanted to admit.
Poseidon gritted his teeth at that last sentence.
But I'd just been attacked by cannibal giants, Tyson had saved my life three or four times, and all Anthony could do was glare at him like he was the problem.
"Probably saved her more in that short time span than he did," Loki muttered.
"He's my friend," I told him.
"Is he homeless?"
"What does that have to do with anything? He can hear you, you know. Why don't you ask him?"
He looked surprised. "He can talk?"
"What's with all these weird questions?" Zeus asked, confused and curious.
"Likely, he realized the boy is not a mortal," Hades remarked.
"I talk," Tyson admitted. "You are pretty for a boy."
Many gods snickered in amusement.
"Ah! Gross!" Anthony stepped away from him.
"He's obviously disgusted by him," said Apollo.
I couldn't believe he was being so rude. I examined Tyson's hands, which I was sure must've been badly scorched by the flaming dodgeballs, but they looked fine—grimy and scarred, with dirty fingernails the size of potato chips—but they always looked like that. "Tyson," I said in disbelief. "Your hands aren't even burned."
"Of course not," Anthony muttered. "I'm surprised the Laistrygonians had the guts to attack you with him around."
"What is he, then?!" Zeus shouted, while his fellow gods wondered the same.
Tyson seemed fascinated by Anthony's blond hair. He tried to touch it, but Anthony smacked his hand away.
"Anthony," I said, "what are you talking about? Laistry-what?"
"Laistrygonians. The monsters in the gym. They're a race of giant cannibals who live in the far north. Odysseus ran into them once, but I've never seen them as far south as New York before."
"Laistry—I can't even say that. What would you call them in English?"
He thought about it for a moment. "Canadians," he decided. "Now come on, we have to get out of here."
"Pfft—" Zeus, Loki, Buddha, Shiva, and Anubis burst into full-blown laughter, their booming voices echoing across the room. Loki clutched his sides, wiping a tear from his eye. Zeus slapped his throne armrest, shaking with amusement.
"Canadians!" Loki wheezed. "That's gold!"
"I can't—why is that so funny?" Buddha managed between gasps for air.
Poseidon glared at them for their loudness, while Hades, Rhea, Odin, Thor, and Ra-Horakhty shook their heads in tired exasperation.
"The police'll be after me."
"That's the least of our problems," he said. "Have you been having the dreams?"
"The dreams ... about Grover?"
His face turned pale. "Grover? No, what about Grover?"
All the laughter immediately ceased, and the gods' expressions turned serious. Everyone wondered what Athena's son could possibly have been dreaming about.
I told him my dream. "Why? What were you dreaming about?"
His eyes looked stormy, like his mind was racing a million miles an hour.
"Camp," he said at last. "Big trouble at camp."
The Greeks furrowed their brows in worry for the demigods. Some exchanged grim looks, already speculating on what dangers might be threatening the camp.
"My mom was saying the same thing! But what kind of trouble?"
"I don't know exactly. Something's wrong. We have to get there right away. Monsters have been chasing me all the way from Virginia, trying to stop me. Have you had a lot of attacks?"
I shook my head. "None all year ... until today."
"None? But how ..." His eyes drifted to Tyson. "Oh."
"What do you mean, 'oh'?"
"Just by that strange boy's mere presence, he repelled monsters from attacking her," Susano'o stated.
Athena frowned, crossing her arms. "If that's true, then why? What is so special about him that even monsters avoid Percilla when he's near?"
Hera looked skeptical, raising an eyebrow. "Repelling monsters? That's not a common ability. Who—or what—is that boy?"
Tyson raised his hand like he was still in class. "Canadians in the gym called Percy something ... Daughter of the Sea God?"
The gods were startled that he remembered that.
Anthony and I exchanged looks.
I didn't know how I could explain, but I figured Tyson deserved the truth after almost getting killed.
"Big guy," I said, "you ever hear those old stories about the Greek gods? Like Zeus, Poseidon, Athena—"
"Which I bet most of them aren't true in our world," Dionysus said.
"Yes," Tyson said.
"Well ... those gods are still alive. They kind of follow Western Civilization around, living in the strongest countries, so like now they're in the U.S. And sometimes they have kids with mortals. Kids called half-bloods."
"Yes," Tyson said, like he was still waiting for me to get to the point.
"Uh, well, Anthony and I are half-bloods," I said. "We're like ... heroes-in-training. And whenever monsters pick up our scent, they attack us. That's what those giants were in the gym. Monsters."
"He seems quite calm about her explanation," Hades said, narrowing his eyes thoughtfully. "It's as if he's not surprised at all."
"Yes."
I stared at him. He didn't seem surprised or confused by what I was telling him, which surprised and confused me. "So ... you believe me?"
Tyson nodded. "But you are ... Daughter of the Sea God?"
"Is he stupid?" Poseidon said disdainfully, scrunching his nose in disgust. Percilla really needed to keep her distance from the creature. He didn't want its stupidity to influence his daughter.
Rhea frowned in disapproval. "Poseidon, that's not nice to say."
"Yeah," I admitted. "My dad is Poseidon."
Poseidon scowled, knowing she was referring to his pathetic counterpart.
Tyson frowned. Now he looked confused. "But then ..."
A siren wailed. A police car raced past our alley.
"We don't have time for this," Anthony said. "We'll talk in the taxi."
"A taxi all the way to camp?" I said. "You know how much money—"
"Trust me."
I hesitated. "What about Tyson?"
I imagined escorting my giant friend into Camp Half-Blood. If he freaked out on a regular playground with regular bullies, how would he act at a training camp for demigods? On the other hand, the cops would be looking for us.
"We can't just leave him," I decided. "He'll be in trouble, too."
The goddesses cooed at the girl's kind heart toward the boy.
My daughter is wasting her kindness on this piece of filth, Poseidon thought, scowling.
"Yeah." Anthony looked grim. "We definitely need to take him. Now come on."
My son doesn't want to take him, Athena thought, observing his expression.
I didn't like the way he said that, as if Tyson were a big disease we needed to get to the hospital, but I followed him down the alley. Together the three of us sneaked through the side streets of downtown while a huge column of smoke billowed up behind us from my school gymnasium.
"Here." Anthony stopped us on the corner of Thomas and Trimble. He fished around in his backpack. "I hope I have one left."
He looked even worse than I'd realized at first. His chin was cut. Twigs and grass were tangled in his hair, as if he'd slept several nights in the open. The slashes on the hems of his jeans looked suspiciously like claw marks.
"Must've been some scuffle with a monster," Ares commented.
Athena looked concerned.
"What are you looking for?" I asked.
All around us, sirens wailed. I figured it wouldn't be long before more cops cruised by, looking for juvenile delinquent gym-bombers. No doubt Matt Sloan had given them a statement by now. He'd probably twisted the story around so that Tyson and I were the bloodthirsty cannibals.
Killer intent seeped into the room once again at the thought of the pathetic mortal spreading lies about Percilla.
"Found one. Thank the gods." Anthony pulled out a gold coin that I recognized as a drachma, the currency of Mount Olympus. It had Zeus's likeness stamped on one side and the Empire State Building on the other.
"Anthony," I said, "New York taxi drivers won't take that."
"Stêthi," he shouted in Ancient Greek. "Ô hárma diabolês!"
As usual, the moment Anthony spoke in the language of Olympus, I somehow understood it.
He'd said: Stop, Chariot of Damnation!
All the deities look confused.
"Chariot of Damnation?" The Greeks exchanged puzzled glances.
That didn't exactly make me feel thrilled about his plan.
He threw his coin into the street, but instead of clattering on the asphalt, the drachma sank right through and disappeared.
Everyone was alarmed at the sight but kept their eyes on the scene, unwilling to miss a single detail.
For a moment, nothing happened.
Then, just where the coin had fallen, the asphalt darkened. It melted into a rectangular pool about the size of a parking space—bubbling red liquid like blood. Then a car erupted from the ooze.
It was a taxi, all right, but unlike every other taxi in New York, it wasn't yellow. It was smoky gray. I mean it looked like it was woven out of smoke, like you could walk right through it. There were words printed on the door—something like GYAR SSIRES—but my dyslexia made it hard to decipher what it said.
But the gods can see what the words are clearly. The Greeks looked surprised.
"The Gray Sisters? The sisters who shared one eye and one tooth?!" Zeus exclaimed.
"Please don't tell me the Graeae became taxi drivers in that world," Hades said worriedly.
This instantly put all the gods on high alert and made them extremely worried, especially Poseidon, who was now gripping his seat.
The passenger window rolled down, and an old woman stuck her head out. She had a mop of grizzled hair covering her eyes, and she spoke in a weird mumbling way, like she'd just had a shot of Novocain. "Passage? Passage?"
"Three to Camp Half-Blood," Anthony said. He opened the cab's back door and waved at me to get in, like this was all completely normal.
"Ach!" the old woman screeched. "We don't take his kind!"
She pointed a bony finger at Tyson.
What was it? Pick-on-Big-and-Ugly-Kids Day?
"HAH! She thought that kid is ugly!" Loki laughed, unable to contain himself.
"They even know what he is," Ares added.
Poseidon smirked, glad that Percy thought the creature was hideous.
"Extra pay," Anthony promised. "Three more drachma on arrival."
"Done!" the woman screamed.
Reluctantly, I got in the cab. Tyson squeezed into the middle. Anthony crawled in last.
The interior was also smoky gray, but it felt solid enough. The seat was cracked and lumpy—no different than most taxis. There was no Plexiglas screen separating us from the old lady driving...
Wait a minute. There wasn't just one old lady. There were three, all crammed in the front seat, each with stringy hair covering her eyes, bony hands, and a charcoal-colored sackcloth dress.
The one driving said, "Long Island! Out-of-metro fare bonus! Ha!"
She floored the accelerator, and my head slammed against the backrest. A prerecorded voice came on over the speaker: Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!
Zeus chuckled at that, remembering when he had kidnapped the beautiful mortal himself, but instantly shut his mouth when he caught his wife's glare.
I looked down and found a large black chain instead of a seat belt. I decided I wasn't that desperate... yet.
"Um...she needs to buckle up anyway," muttered Soteria, the Greek goddess of safety.
Poseidon reminded himself to teach Percilla the importance of always prioritizing safety, especially when it came to bizarre, chain-like seat belts in fast-moving vehicles.
The cab sped around the corner of West Broadway, and the gray lady sitting in the middle screeched, "Look out! Go left!"
"Well, if you'd give me the eye, Tempest, I could see that!" the driver complained.
Wait a minute. Give her the eye?
"Brother... I think that answers your question," Zeus muttered. "They are definitely the Graeae."
"With them as the drivers, it's not going to end well," Artemis added.
I didn't have time to ask questions because the driver swerved to avoid an oncoming delivery truck, ran over the curb with a jaw-rattling thump, and flew into the next block.
"What kind of driving is that?! That's not safe!" Soteria screeched, with all of the deities agreeing.
"That's right! Percilla could get hurt!" Hera yelled.
"Wasp!" the third lady said to the driver. "Give me the boy's coin! I want to bite it."
"You bit it last time, Anger!" said the driver, whose name must've been Wasp. "It's my turn!"
"Is not!" yelled the one called Anger.
The middle one, Tempest, screamed, "Red light!"
"Brake!" yelled Anger.
Instead, Wasp floored the accelerator and rode up on the curb, screeching around another corner, and knocking over a newspaper box. She left my stomach somewhere back on Broome Street.
Ares went back to biting his nails, his anxiety palpable.
"Excuse me," I said. "But... can you see?"
"No!" screamed Wasp from behind the wheel.
"No!" screamed Tempest from the middle.
"Of course!" screamed Anger by the shotgun window.
I looked at Anthony. "They're blind?"
"Not completely," Anthony said. "They have an eye."
"One eye?"
"Yeah."
"Each?"
"No. One eye total."
Loki tried to stifle his laughter but couldn't help finding it funny.
Adamas suddenly remembered a funny meme from the mortal realm, the one with the cartoon yellow-skinned boy on a bus watching two idiots fight while the wheel was left unattended.
"Ha ha. I'm in danger," were the words he remembered.
Next to me, Tyson groaned and grabbed the seat. "Not feeling so good."
Shiva cringed. "That kid better not throw up," he said.
"Oh, man," I said, because I'd seen Tyson get carsick on school field trips and it was not something you wanted to be within fifty feet of. "Hang in there, big guy. Anybody got a garbage bag or something?"
The three gray ladies were too busy squabbling to pay me any attention. I looked over at Anthony, who was hanging on for dear life, and I gave him a why-did-you-do-this-to-me look.
"She is surrounded by useless fools," Poseidon said angrily.
Athena shook her head in disbelief and embarrassment. How could her son think this was a good idea in the first place?
"Hey," he said, "Gray Sisters Taxi is the fastest way to camp."
"Then why didn't you take it from Virginia?"
"That's outside their service area," he said, like that should be obvious. "They only serve Greater New York and surrounding communities."
"We've had famous people in this cab!" Anger exclaimed. "Jason! You remember him?"
"Who's Jason?" Zeus asked.
"Don't remind me!" Wasp wailed. "And we didn't have a cab back then, you old bat. That was three thousand years ago!"
"Give me the tooth!" Anger tried to grab at Wasp's mouth, but Wasp swatted her hand away.
"Only if Tempest gives me the eye!"
"No!" Tempest screeched. "You had it yesterday!"
"But I'm driving, you old hag!"
"Excuses! Turn! That was your turn!"
Despite their worry for the girl, some gods were amused by the three old hags fighting each other.
Wasp swerved hard onto Delancey Street, squishing me between Tyson and the door. She punched the gas and we shot up the Williamsburg Bridge at seventy miles an hour.
The increase in speed also heightened the gods' unease about Percilla's safety.
The fuck is wrong with those old bats?! It isn't Fast & Furious! Adamas thought, feeling a mix of anger and worry.
The three sisters were fighting for real now, slapping each other as Anger tried to grab at Wasp's face and Wasp tried to grab at Tempest's. With their hair flying and their mouths open, screaming at each other, I realized that none of the sisters had any teeth except for Wasp, who had one mossy yellow incisor. Instead of eyes, they just had closed, sunken eyelids, except for Anger, who had one bloodshot green eye that stared at everything hungrily, as if it couldn't get enough of anything it saw.
Finally Anger, who had the advantage of sight, managed to yank the tooth out of her sister Wasp's mouth. This made Wasp so mad she swerved toward the edge of the Williamsburg Bridge, yelling, "'Ivit back! 'Ivit back!"
Tyson groaned and clutched his stomach.
"Uh, if anybody's interested," I said, "we're going to die!"
"Those useless old hags need to stop their fucking damn car!" Poseidon roared, fearing for his daughter's life.
"Don't worry," Anthony told me, sounding pretty worried. "The Gray Sisters know what they're doing. They're really very wise."
"He doesn't sound too sure," Hades remarked.
This coming from the son of Athena, but I wasn't exactly reassured. We were skimming along the edge of a bridge a hundred and thirty feet above the East River.
"Yes, wise!" Anger grinned in the rearview mirror, showing off her newly acquired tooth. "We know things!"
"Every street in Manhattan!" Wasp bragged, still hitting her sister. "The capital of Nepal!"
"The location you seek!" Tempest added.
"What?!" The gods exclaimed, surprised by what she said.
Immediately her sisters pummeled her from either side, screaming, "Be quiet! Be quiet! She didn't even ask yet!"
"What?" I said. "What location? I'm not seeking any—"
"Nothing!" Tempest said. "You're right, girl. It's nothing!"
"Tell me."
"No!" they all screamed.
"The last time we told, it was horrible!" Tempest said.
"Eye tossed in a lake!" Anger agreed.
"Why was their eye tossed in a lake?" Anubis inquired curiously, ignoring his grandfather's glare.
"Years to find it again!" Wasp moaned. "And speaking of that—give it back!"
"No!" yelled Anger.
"Eye!" Wasp yelled. "Gimme!"
She whacked her sister Anger on the back. There was a sickening pop and something flew out of Anger's face. Anger fumbled for it, trying to catch it, but she only managed to bat it with the back of her hand. The slimy green orb sailed over her shoulder, into the backseat, and straight into my lap.
"EWWW!!" Many of the gods screamed in unison, both disgusted and horrified by the sight.
I jumped so hard, my head hit the ceiling and the eyeball rolled away.
"I can't see!" all three sisters yelled.
"Give me the eye!" Wasp wailed.
"Give her the eye!" Anthony screamed.
"I don't have it!" I said.
"There, by your foot," Anthony said. "Don't step on it! Get it!"
"I'm not picking that up!"
The taxi slammed against the guardrail and skidded along with a horrible grinding noise. The whole car shuddered, billowing gray smoke as if it were about to dissolve from the strain.
"Going to be sick!" Tyson warned.
"Anthony," I yelled, "let Tyson use your backpack!"
"Yeah, let him use your backpack!" Loki agreed, his expression filled with amusement as he leaned forward in anticipation.
Even Poseidon silently agreed.
"Please don't," Athena muttered.
"Are you crazy? Get the eye!"
Wasp yanked the wheel, and the taxi swerved away from the rail. We hurtled down the bridge toward Brooklyn, going faster than any human taxi. The Gray Sisters screeched and pummeled each other and cried out for their eye.
At last I steeled my nerves. I ripped off a chunk of my tie-dyed T-shirt, which was already falling apart from all the burn marks, and used it to pick the eyeball off the floor.
"Nice girl!" Anger cried, as if she somehow knew I had her missing peeper. "Give it back!"
"Not until you explain," I told her. "What were you talking about, the location I seek?"
"No time!" Tempest cried. "Accelerating!"
I looked out the window. Sure enough, trees and cars and whole neighborhoods were now zipping by in a gray blur. We were already out of Brooklyn, heading through the middle of Long Island.
"Percy," Anthony warned, "they can't find our destination without the eye. We'll just keep accelerating until we break into a million pieces."
"SHE IS GOING TO DIE!" Hera screamed, forgetting that she was watching something that had already passed, and that her niece was alive and well.
The anxiety among the gods intensified.
"First they have to tell me," I said. "Or I'll open the window and throw the eye into oncoming traffic."
"Wow... that's cold. She is so cool when she is being threatening," Apollo said, admiration and awe in his voice.
Poseidon, Hades, Thor, and a few other gods' eyes darkened with an unknown emotion.
"No!" the Gray Sisters wailed. "Too dangerous!"
"I'm rolling down the window."
"Wait!" the Gray Sisters screamed. "30, 31, 75, 12!"
"What?! They're just shouting out numbers!" Poseidon yelled, his expression furious.
They belted it out like a quarterback calling a play.
"What do you mean?" I said. "That makes no sense!"
"30, 31, 75, 12!" Anger wailed. "That's all we can tell you. Now give us the eye! Almost to camp!"
"Those numbers might be connected to the location," said Hades. "I wonder how they piece together."
We were off the highway now, zipping through the countryside of northern Long Island. I could see Half-Blood Hill ahead of us, with its giant pine tree at the crest—Thalia's tree, which contained the life force of a fallen hero.
"Percy!" Anthony said more urgently. "Give them the eye now!"
I decided not to argue. I threw the eye into Wasp's lap.
The old lady snatched it up, pushed it into her eye socket like somebody putting in a contact lens, and blinked. "Whoa!"
She slammed on the brakes. The taxi spun four or five times in a cloud of smoke and squealed to a halt in the middle of the farm road at the base of Half-Blood Hill.
Tyson let loose a huge belch. "Better now."
"All right," I told the Gray Sisters. "Now tell me what those numbers mean."
"Yeah, tell her what they mean!" the gods exclaimed in agreement.
"No time!" Anthony opened his door. "We have to get out now."
I was about to ask why, when I looked up at Half-Blood Hill and understood.
At the crest of the hill was a group of campers. And they were under attack.
Scene end.
"NOOOO!!!" the Greeks yelled in fear and anxiety at the last image they saw before the scene ended.
Chapter 55: *Tyson Plays With Fire
Chapter Text
The gods' eyes widened in horror when they saw the familiar shapes of the campers, their faces full of panic, surrounded by the destruction around them before the scene ended.
"What the heck is happening at the camp? Who or what is attacking our children?!" Apollo yelled, fear and worry in his eyes.
"If we continue to the next scene, we will soon find out," Dionysus said grimly.
New title:
Tyson Plays With Fire
The gods exchanged confused and concerned glances as the title flashed before them.
Poseidon narrowed his eyes.
"Is that Tyson kid gonna start trouble? He better not. Not after he protected Percy from the giants," Zeus said with a frown.
Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it's bulls.
Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood Hill. This time what I saw up there was even worse: two bulls. And not just regular bulls—bronze ones the size of elephants. And even that wasn't bad enough. Naturally they had to breathe fire, too.
"Two bronze bulls the size of elephants that breathe fire?!" Loki exclaimed with a mixture of horror and glee. "That's so chaotic!"
"Calm yourself, Loki," Thor muttered, arms crossed, his expression darkening. "They pose a serious danger if even camp boundaries can't hold them."
Hades frowned deeply, his violet eyes narrowing. "The camp's magic should be impenetrable. How are those bulls bypassing it?"
"Clearly, something disrupted the magic," Odin said calmly, his one eye focused on the scene. "But more alarming is what this means for those within the boundaries—they're vulnerable."
As soon as we exited the taxi, the Gray Sisters peeled out, heading back to New York, where life was safer. They didn't even wait for their extra three-drachma payment. They just left us on the side of the road, Anthony with nothing but his backpack and knife, Tyson and me still in our burned-up tie-dyed gym clothes.
"Oh, man," said Anthony, looking at the battle raging on the hill.
What worried me most weren't the bulls themselves. Or the ten heroes in full battle armor who were getting their bronze-plated booties whooped. What worried me was that the bulls were ranging all over the hill, even around the back side of the pine tree. That shouldn't have been possible. The camp's magic boundaries didn't allow monsters to cross past Thalia's tree. But the metal bulls were doing it anyway.
"If monsters can pass my daughter's tree..." Zeus began, his voice low and uneasy. "The barrier protecting the demigods may be failing."
"This is a serious breach of their defenses," Hades said grimly, his voice heavy with concern. "Something—or someone—must have caused the weakening of the barrier."
One of the heroes shouted, "Border patrol, to me!" A girl's voice—gruff and familiar.
Ares perked up at the sound of the familiar voice. "Isn't that my daughter's voice?"
Border patrol? I thought. The camp didn't have a border patrol.
"It's Clarisse," Anthony said. "Come on, we have to help her."
Normally, rushing to Clarisse's aid would not have been high on my "to do" list. She was one of the biggest bullies at camp. The first time we'd met she tried to introduce my head to a toilet. She was also a daughter of Ares, and I'd had a very serious disagreement with her father last summer, so now the god of war and all his children basically hated my guts.
Ares flinched at his children hating her.
Still, she was in trouble. Her fellow warriors were scattering, running in panic as the bulls charged. The grass was burning in huge swathes around the pine tree. One hero screamed and waved his arms as he ran in circles, the horsehair plume on his helmet blazing like a fiery Mohawk.
"SHIT!" the gods exclaimed in horror.
Clarisse's own armor was charred. She was fighting with a broken spear shaft, the other end embedded uselessly in the metal joint of one bull's shoulder.
I uncapped my ballpoint pen. It shimmered, growing longer and heavier until I held the bronze sword Anaklusmos in my hands. "Tyson, stay here. I don't want you taking any more chances."
"No!" Anthony said. "We need him."
I stared at him. "He's mortal. He got lucky with the dodge balls but he can't—"
"He is not mortal," Hades stated. "And he might be able to help them."
The gods murmured their agreement.
Even Poseidon internally agreed, though he would never admit it.
"Percy, do you know what those are up there? The Colchis bulls, made by Hephaestus himself. We can't fight them without Medea's Sunscreen SPF 50,000. We'll get burned to a crisp."
"Those bulls were made by my counterpart!" Hephaestus exclaimed in shock. "Why?!"
"Who is Medea?" Zeus asked.
"Medea's what?"
Anthony rummaged through his backpack and cursed. "I had a jar of tropical coconut scent sitting on my night-stand at home. Why didn't I bring it?"
I'd learned a long time ago not to question Anthony too much. It just made me more confused. "Look, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not going to let Tyson get fried."
"Percy—"
"Tyson, stay back." I raised my sword. "I'm going in."
My daughter shouldn't care about the lives of these insignificant people. She should focus on protecting herself, Poseidon thought.
Tyson tried to protest, but I was already running up the hill toward Clarisse, who was yelling at her patrol, trying to get them into phalanx formation. It was a good idea. The few who were listening lined up shoulder-to-shoulder, locking their shields to form an ox-hide—and-bronze wall, their spears bristling over the top like porcupine quills.
Unfortunately, Clarisse could only muster six campers. The other four were still running around with their helmets on fire. Anthony ran toward them, trying to help. He taunted one of the bulls into chasing him, then turned invisible, completely confusing the monster. The other bull charged Clarisse's line.
"Good job," Athena said, approving of her son's quick thinking.
Ares bit his nails, his eyes wide with worry for his daughter and the rest of his children.
I was halfway up the hill—not close enough to help. Clarisse hadn't even seen me yet.
The bull moved deadly fast for something so big. Its metal hide gleamed in the sun. It had fist-sized rubies for eyes, and horns of polished silver. When it opened its hinged mouth, a column of white-hot flame blasted out.
Hephaestus was considering creating his own fire-breathing metal bulls, ones even better than those made by his alternate self.
"Hold the line!" Clarisse ordered her warriors.
Whatever else you could say about Clarisse, she was brave. She was a big girl with cruel eyes like her father's. She looked like she was born to wear Greek battle armor, but I didn't see how even she could stand against that bull's charge.
Unfortunately, at that moment, the other bull lost interest in finding Anthony. It turned, wheeling around behind Clarisse on her unprotected side.
"Behind you!" I yelled. "Look out!"
Ares, Rhea, Aphrodite, and several other gods gasped.
I shouldn't have said anything, because all I did was startle her. Bull Number One crashed into her shield, and the phalanx broke. Clarisse went flying backward and landed in a smoldering patch of grass. The bull charged past her, but not before blasting the other heroes with its fiery breath. Their shields melted right off their arms. They dropped their weapons and ran as Bull Number Two closed in on Clarisse for the kill.
"NO, CLARISSE! Ares yelled, gripping his seat.
Aphrodite looked at him with concern.
"Where are their fucking parents?! They need to stop this!" Rhea screamed.
"They're not coming down because they are useless!" Hera shouted.
I lunged forward and grabbed Clarisse by the straps of her armor. I dragged her out of the way just as Bull Number Two freight-trained past. I gave it a good swipe with Riptide and cut a huge gash in its flank, but the monster just creaked and groaned and kept on going.
Poseidon, Zeus, Hades, Ares, Hercules, Susano'o, and Thor looked impressed by her attack on the bull with her sword.
It hadn't touched me, but I could feel the heat of its metal skin. Its body temperature could've microwaved a frozen burrito.
"Let me go!" Clarisse pummeled my hand. "Percy, curse you!"
"Ungrateful brat! My daughter just saved you!" Poseidon shouted furiously.
Ares shrank in fear at his uncle's wrath.
I dropped her in a heap next to the pine tree and turned to face the bulls. We were on the inside slope of the hill now, the valley of Camp Half-Blood directly below us—the cabins, the training facilities, the Big House—all of it at risk if these bulls got past us.
Anthony shouted orders to the other heroes, telling them to spread out and keep the bulls distracted.
Bull Number One ran a wide arc, making its way back toward me. As it passed the middle of the hill, where the invisible boundary line should've kept it out, it slowed down a little, as if it were struggling against a strong wind; but then it broke through and kept coming. Bull Number Two turned to face me, fire sputtering from the gash I'd cut in its side. I couldn't tell if it felt any pain, but its ruby eyes seemed to glare at me like I'd just made things personal.
"Damn, she made another personal enemy," Buddha commented.
As usual, everyone became extremely worried for her in this kind of situation.
I couldn't fight both bulls at the same time. I'd have to take down Bull Number Two first, cut its head off before Bull Number One charged back into range. My arms already felt tired. I realized how long it had been since I'd worked out with Riptide, how out of practice I was.
"She was out of practice when she cut that bull?!" Hercules exclaimed in surprise.
The rest of the deities were equally surprised.
"Looks like she's still got it, despite the rust," Shiva said.
"Let's hope she doesn't burn out from the lack of training," said Hades worriedly.
I lunged but Bull Number Two blew flames at me. I rolled aside as the air turned to pure heat. All the oxygen was sucked out of my lungs. My foot caught on something—a tree root, maybe—and pain shot up my ankle. Still, I managed to slash with my sword and lop off part of the monster's snout. It galloped away, wild and disoriented. But before I could feel too good about that, I tried to stand, and my left leg buckled underneath me. My ankle was sprained, maybe broken.
Bull Number One charged straight toward me. No way could I crawl out of its path.
"PERCY!" Poseidon and everyone else shouted anxiously.
Anthony shouted: "Tyson, help her!"
"Yeah! He needs to help her!" Apollo agreed.
Somewhere near, toward the crest of the hill, Tyson wailed, "Can't—get—through!"
"I, Anthony Chase, give you permission to enter camp!"
Thunder shook the hillside. Suddenly Tyson was there, barreling toward me, yelling: "Percy needs help!"
Before I could tell him no, he dove between me and the bull just as it unleashed a nuclear firestorm.
"Tyson!" I yelled.
"Go, Tyson!" many gods cheered. "Save the princess!"
Only Poseidon, Hades, and a few others weren't cheering, mostly because they weren't the cheering type.
The blast swirled around him like a red tornado. I could only see the black silhouette of his body. I knew with horrible certainty that my friend had just been turned into a column of ashes.
But when the fire died, Tyson was still standing there, completely unharmed. Not even his grungy clothes were scorched. The bull must've been as surprised as I was, because before it could unleash a second blast, Tyson balled his fists and slammed them into the bull's face. "BAD COW!"
His fists made a crater where the bronze bull's snout used to be. Two small columns of flame shot out of its ears. Tyson hit it again, and the bronze crumpled under his hands like aluminum foil.
"Yooooo! That is awesome!" Indra exclaimed. "I knew he was strong, but this is next level!"
The bull's face now looked like a sock puppet pulled inside out.
The gods couldn't help but burst into laughter at the comparison.
"Down!" Tyson yelled.
The bull staggered and fell on its back. Its legs moved feebly in the air, steam coming out of its ruined head in odd places.
Anthony ran over to check on me.
My ankle felt like it was filled with acid, but he gave me some Olympian nectar to drink from his canteen, and I immediately started to feel better. There was a burning smell that I later learned was me. The hair on my arms had been completely singed off.
Shiva winced. "Oh man, her skin could've been burned. Good thing that Tyson kid saved her in time."
"The other bull?" I asked.
Anthony pointed down the hill. Clarisse had taken care of Bad Cow Number Two. She'd impaled it through the back leg with a celestial bronze spear. Now, with its snout half gone and a huge gash in its side, it was trying to run in slow motion, going in circles like some kind of merry-go-round animal.
Clarisse pulled off her helmet and marched toward us. A strand of her stringy brown hair was smoldering, but she didn't seem to notice. "You—ruin—everything!" she yelled at me. "I had it under control!"
Poseidon's expression darkened instantly, his icy-blue eyes flashing with fury.
"That girl better watch her tone," he growled, his voice carrying the weight of a raging storm. "My daughter just saved her life, and this is how she repays her? By screaming in her face like a spoiled brat? If she hadn't intervened, she'd be nothing more than ashes scattered across that battlefield. I suggest she think before she speaks."
Most of the gods, especially Ares, shivered in fear at the tyrant's wrath.
I was too stunned to answer. Anthony grumbled, "Good to see you too, Clarisse."
"Argh!" Clarisse screamed. "Don't ever, EVER try saving me again!"
"She probably would've died if Percy hadn't saved her," Artemis said, frowning.
"Clarisse," Anthony said, "you've got wounded campers."
Rhea gasped. "My grandchildren!"
That sobered her up. Even Clarisse cared about the soldiers under her command.
"I'll be back," she growled, then trudged off to assess the damage.
I stared at Tyson. "You didn't die."
"Uh... I think she should've said, 'You are unharmed' instead," Hestia said. "That's kind of blunt of her."
Athena sighed. "Not exactly the most tactful choice of words, but given the situation, I suppose it's understandable."
Tyson looked down like he was embarrassed. "I am sorry. Came to help. Disobeyed you."
"My fault," Anthony said. "I had no choice. I had to let Tyson cross the boundary line to save you. Otherwise, you would've died."
"Let him cross the boundary line?'" I asked. "But—"
"Percy," he said, "have you ever looked at Tyson closely? I mean ... in the face. Ignore the Mist, and really look at him."
This caught everyone's attention.
The Mist makes humans see only what their brains can process ... I knew it could fool demigods too, but...
"This Mist is a damn hindrance!" Poseidon growled. "My daughter needs to stay aware of the monsters after her, but this stupid Mist keeps clouding her vision!"
I looked Tyson in the face. It wasn't easy. I'd always had trouble looking directly at him, though I'd never quite understood why. I'd thought it was just because he always had peanut butter in his crooked teeth. I forced myself to focus at his big lumpy nose, then a little higher at his eyes.
No, not eyes.
One eye. One large, calf-brown eye, right in the middle of his forehead, with thick lashes and big tears trickling down his cheeks on either side.
"OH MY GODS!" the gods shouted in disbelief.
"H-He's a... he's a..." Zeus stammered.
"We didn't see his face closely before, but now that Percy has a clear view of him..." Hades trailed off.
Poseidon looked absolutely livid.
"Tyson," I stammered. "You're a ..."
"Cyclops," Anthony offered. "A baby, by the looks of him. Probably why he couldn't get past the boundary line as easily as the bulls. Tyson's one of the homeless orphans."
"Percilla, get away from that disgusting creature!" Poseidon shouted.
"But Poseidon, he just saved her!" Hades countered.
"He's a Cyclops, Hades!" Poseidon snapped, his voice sharp. "They're dangerous to be around my daughter!"
"But he is different!" Hades shot back, his voice tinged with frustration. "He's just a child, Poseidon. A boy who has done nothing but try to help!"
"Help?" Poseidon's eyes narrowed, and his tone was icy. "He's a Cyclops, Hades. We don't know what he's capable of. How can Percilla trust someone like him?"
Hades sighed. "You've always been quick to judge, Poseidon. Not everything is as it seems. Tyson might be a Cyclops, but he's also just a kid—someone who has known nothing but hardship. He's doing his best, and that's more than I can say for most."
"One of the what?"
"They're in almost all the big cities," Anthony said distastefully. "They're ... mistakes, Percy. Children of nature spirits and gods ... Well, one god in particular, usually ... and they don't always come out right. No one wants them. They get tossed aside. They grow up wild on the streets. I don't know how this one found you, but he obviously likes you. We should take him to Chiron, let him decide what to do."
Rhea, Leto, Hestia, Brunhilde, and Göll felt bad for these orphaned Cyclopes. If they had grown up in a positive environment, they wouldn't have turned out this way.
"But the fire. How—"
"He's a Cyclops." Anthony paused, as if he were remembering something unpleasant.
"They work the forges of the gods. They have to be immune to fire. That's what I was trying to tell you."
"Interesting," Odin remarked.
I was completely shocked. How had I never realized what Tyson was?
But I didn't have much time to think about it just then. The whole side of the hill was burning.
Wounded heroes needed attention. And there were still two banged-up bronze bulls to dispose of, which I didn't figure would fit in our normal recycling bins.
Clarisse came back over and wiped the soot off her forehead. "Jackson, if you can stand, get up. We need to carry the wounded back to the Big House, let Tantalus know what's happened."
"Tantalus?" I asked.
"Who is Tantalus?" Hades asked, raising an eyebrow.
"The activities director," Clarisse said impatiently.
"Chiron is the activities director. And where's Argus? He's head of security. He should be here."
Clarisse made a sour face. "Argus got fired. You two have been gone too long. Things are changing."
Good riddance, Poseidon thought.
"But Chiron ... He's trained kids to fight monsters for over three thousand years. He can't just be gone. What happened?"
"That happened," Clarisse snapped.
She pointed to Thalia's tree.
Every camper knew the story behind the tree. Six years ago, Grover, Anthony, and two other demigods named Thalia and Luke had come to Camp Half-Blood chased by an army of monsters. When they got cornered on top of this hill, Thalia, a daughter of Zeus, had made her last stand here to give her friends time to reach safety. As she was dying, her father, Zeus, took pity on her and changed her into a pine tree. Her spirit had reinforced the magic borders of the camp, protecting it from monsters. The pine had been here ever since, strong and healthy.
But now, its needles were yellow. A huge pile of dead ones littered the base of the tree. In the center of the trunk, three feet from the ground, was a puncture mark the size of a bullet hole, oozing green sap.
The gods have horrified expressions on their faces at the condition of Thalia's tree.
A sliver of ice ran through my chest. Now I understood why the camp was in danger. The magical borders were failing because Thalia's tree was dying.
Someone had poisoned it.
Scene end.
"WHO DARE POISONED MY DAUGHTER!!" Zeus screamed in fury, shocking everyone around him.
Chapter 56: *I Get A New Cabin Mate
Chapter Text
The council room shook with the force of Zeus's rage, lightning crackling through the air. The other gods instinctively tensed, while some exchanged wary glances. Even those who often challenged Zeus's authority knew better than to provoke him in this state.
Hera placed a hand on her husband's arm, trying to steady him. "Zeus, calm yourself before you destroy this room. What's done is done."
"Calm myself?!" Zeus thundered, his eyes blazing with fury. "Someone dared to harm my daughter! I will kill the bastard!"
Hades frowned, arms crossed. "Whoever did this knew exactly what they were doing. Without Thalia's tree, the camp is vulnerable. Who would dare commit such an act? Could it be Kronos?"
Everyone stiffened at the suggestion.
"Please, not my ex-husband's counterpart," Rhea muttered worriedly.
Meanwhile, Hermes sat unusually still, his face unreadable. His fingers tapped against his thigh as he considered something, but he remained silent.
New title appears on the screen:
I Get A New Cabin Mate
The gods were surprised.
"Percy is getting a cabin mate?!" Zeus exclaimed. "Who?! Does this mean another demigod child of my brother will appear?!"
Poseidon looked just as shocked. "Another demigod child of mine?!"
How much of a whore is my counterpart?!
Then, the scene began.
Ever come home and found your room messed up? Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "clean" it, and suddenly you can't find anything? And even if nothing is missing, you get that creepy feeling like somebody's been looking through your private stuff and dusting everything with lemon furniture polish?
"That is exactly how I feel when Mother comes to see my room," Zeus muttered.
"Zeus, I can hear you," Rhea says.
Zeus gulped. He slowly turned his head to see his mother crossing her arms, an unimpressed look on her face.
"I—I meant that in the most respectful way possible," he added quickly, flashing what he hoped was a charming smile.
Rhea did not look convinced.
That's kind of the way I felt seeing Camp Half-Blood again.
On the surface, things didn't look all that different. The Big House was still there with its blue gabled roof and its wraparound porch. The strawberry fields still baked in the sun. The same white-columned Greek buildings were scattered around the valley—the amphitheater, the combat arena, the dining pavilion overlooking Long Island Sound. And nestled between the woods and the creek were the same cabins—a crazy assortment of twelve buildings, each representing a different Olympian god.
But there was an air of danger now. You could tell something was wrong. Instead of playing volleyball in the sandpit, counselors and satyrs were stockpiling weapons in the tool shed. Dryads armed with bows and arrows talked nervously at the edge of the woods. The forest looked sickly, the grass in the meadow was pale yellow, and the fire marks on Half-Blood Hill stood out like ugly scars.
Many gods, especially those of the Greek pantheon, frowned at the sight, worry and concern evident in their eyes.
Somebody had messed with my favorite place in the world, and I was not ... well, a happy camper.
As we made our way to the Big House, I recognized a lot of kids from last summer. Nobody stopped to talk. Nobody said, "Welcome back." Some did double takes when they saw Tyson, but most just walked grimly past and carried on with their duties—running messages, toting swords to sharpen on the grinding wheels. The camp felt like a military school. And believe me, I know. I've been kicked out of a couple.
None of that mattered to Tyson. He was absolutely fascinated by everything he saw.
"Whasthat!" he gasped.
"The stables for pegasi," I said. "The winged horses."
"Whasthat!"
"Um ... those are the toilets."
"Whasthat!"
Buddha, Shiva, and Hades chuckled at the Cyclops' curiosity, while Poseidon wore a look of annoyance.
"The cabins for the campers. If they don't know who your Olympian parent is, they put you in the Hermes cabin—that brown one over there—until you're determined. Then, once they know, they put you in your dad or mom's group."
He looked at me in awe. "You ... have a cabin?"
"Number three." I pointed to a low gray building made of sea stone.
"You live with friends in the cabin?"
"No. No, just me." I didn't feel like explaining. The embarrassing truth: I was the only one who stayed in that cabin because I wasn't supposed to be alive. The "Big Three" gods—Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades—had made a pact after World War II not to have any more children with mortals. We were more powerful than regular half-bloods. We were too unpredictable. When we got mad we tended to cause problems ... like World War II, for instance. The "Big Three" pact had only been broken twice—once when Zeus sired Thalia, once when Poseidon sired me. Neither of us should've been born.
The gods were surprised by the last sentence.
"Oh, Percy..." Rhea gasped.
"It is very concerning that she feels she shouldn't have been born," Hades said, frowning.
"I've probably said this before, but my counterpart is an idiot," Zeus said.
"She is better off without friends," Poseidon sneered, thinking of that nuisance son of Athena and the satyr. "They will only hold her back."
Thalia had gotten herself turned into a pine tree when she was fourteen . Me ... well, I was doing my best not to follow her example. I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if I were ever on the verge of death— plankton, maybe. Or a floating patch of kelp.
"I'll kill that damn copy if he dares," Poseidon growled, his eyes darkening like a stormy sea. "She will not be reduced to some pathetic piece of seaweed."
Hades raised an eyebrow. "I doubt your counterpart would do that to her, Poseidon."
When we got to the Big House, we found Chiron in his apartment, listening to his favorite 1960s lounge music while he packed his saddlebags. I guess I should mention—Chiron is a centaur. From the waist up he looks like a regular middle-aged guy with curly brown hair and a scraggly beard. From the waist down, he's a white stallion. He can pass for human by compacting his lower half into a magic wheelchair. In fact, he'd passed himself off as my Latin teacher during my sixth-grade year. But most of the time, if the ceilings are high enough, he prefers hanging out in full centaur form.
As soon as we saw him, Tyson froze. "Pony!" he cried in total rapture.
Chiron turned, looking offended. "I beg your pardon?"
Some of the deities chuckled in amusement.
Anthony ran up and hugged him. "Chiron, what's happening? You're not ... leaving?" His voice was shaky. Chiron was like a second father to him.
Chiron ruffled his hair and gave him a kindly smile. "Hello, child. And Percy, my goodness. You've grown over the year!"
I swallowed. "Clarisse said you were ... you were ..."
"Fired." Chiron's eyes glinted with dark humor. "Ah, well, someone had to take the blame. Lord Zeus was most upset. The tree he'd created from the spirit of his daughter, poisoned! Mr. D had to punish someone."
"What?! The centaur took the blame when he didn't poison my daughter?!" Zeus exclaimed. "That's utterly ridiculous!"
"And my counterpart had to punish him?!" Dionysus added.
"Besides himself, you mean," I growled. Just the thought of the camp director, Mr. D, made me angry.
Once again, the gods—Hades, Apollo, Buddha, Thor, Loki, Beelzebub, and Anubis—looked riveted by the sight of her anger.
Poseidon was entranced by his daughter's expression. He still didn't understand the unfamiliar feeling building inside him.
"But this is crazy!" Anthony cried. "Chiron, you couldn't have had anything to do with poisoning Thalia's tree!"
"Yes, he couldn't have!" Rhea cried out, and the other deities agreed with her.
"Nevertheless," Chiron sighed, "some in Olympus do not trust me now, under the circumstances."
"What circumstances?" I asked.
Chiron's face darkened. He stuffed a Latin-English dictionary into his saddlebag while the Frank Sinatra music oozed from his boom box.
Tyson was still staring at Chiron in amazement. He whimpered like he wanted to pat Chiron's flank but was afraid to come closer. "Pony?"
Chiron sniffed. "My dear young Cyclops! I am a centaur. "
"Chiron," I said. "What about the tree? What happened?"
He shook his head sadly. "The poison used on Thalia's pine is something from the Underworld, Percy. Some venom even I have never seen. It must have come from a monster quite deep in the pits of Tartarus."
Hades' expression darkens. "A poison from my counterpart's domain? How very concerning. If something from Tartarus is loose, then someone has been meddling where they shouldn't."
"Then we know who's responsible. Kro—"
"Do not invoke the titan lord's name, Percy. Especially not here, not now."
"I'm quite fed up with this name thing," Zeus said in irritation. "It's so stupid."
"For once, I agree with you," Poseidon said, nodding in agreement with his brother.
"But last summer he tried to cause a civil war in Olympus! This has to be his idea. He'd get Luke to do it, that traitor."
"Perhaps," Chiron said. "But I fear I am being held responsible because I did not prevent it and I cannot cure it. The tree has only a few weeks of life left unless ..."
"It's unfair to hold him responsible," Susano'o stated, his arms crossed. "Blaming him for this is nothing more than a coward's way of avoiding the true culprit." His gaze swept across the gathered deities, his disapproval evident. "If justice is what these alternate gods claim to uphold, then they should find the one truly responsible instead of punishing the innocent."
"Unless what?" Anthony asked.
"No," Chiron said. "A foolish thought. The whole valley is feeling the shock of the poison. The magical borders are deteriorating. The camp itself is dying. Only one source of magic would be strong enough to reverse the poison, and it was lost centuries ago."
Hestia covered her mouth in shock. "The camp is dying?!"
"That centaur better tell her what magic can reverse the poison. My daughter's life is on the line!" Zeus said impatiently.
"What is it?" I asked. "We'll go find it!"
Chiron closed his saddlebag. He pressed the stop button on his boom box. Then he turned and rested his hand on my shoulder, looking me straight in the eyes. "Percy, you must promise me that you will not act rashly. I told your mother I did not want you to come here at all this summer. It's much too dangerous. But now that you are here, stay here. Train hard. Learn to fight. But do not leave."
"FUCKING TELL HER!" Zeus yelled furiously.
"Zeus, calm yourself!" Rhea, Hera, and Hades shouted.
"Why?" I asked. "I want to do something! I can't just let the borders fail. The whole camp will be—"
"Overrun by monsters," Chiron said. "Yes, I fear so. But you must not let yourself be baited into hasty action! This could be a trap of the titan lord. Remember last summer! He almost took your life."
"He's right that she shouldn't rush," Thor stated, his deep voice steady. "Charging into battle without thinking will only lead to disaster. Rushing in blind is reckless, but waiting too long could cost everything. They need to strategize."
It was true, but still, I wanted to help so badly. I also wanted to make Kronos pay. I mean, you'd think the titan lord would've learned his lesson eons ago when he was overthrown by the gods. You'd think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody wanted him around. But no. Because he was immortal, he was still alive down there in Tartarus—suffering in eternal pain, hungering to return and take revenge on Olympus. He couldn't act on his own, but he was great at twisting the minds of mortals and even gods to do his dirty work.
"I feel you, niece," Zeus said, thinking about how he had made his father pay during the Titanomachy Tournament in the past.
Hell, he wanted to kill this alternate version of his father as well. It would be great to take down two asshole fathers.
The poisoning had to be his doing. Who else would be so low as to attack Thalia's tree, the only thing left of a hero who'd given her life to save her friends?
Anthony was trying hard not to cry. Chiron brushed a tear from his cheek. "Stay with Percy, child," he told him. "Keep her safe. The prophecy—remember it!"
Athena reached out toward Anthony's image before hastily pulling her hand back, hoping no one had noticed. She was surprised by the sudden urge to comfort this son of hers from another universe.
"I—I will."
"Um ..." I said. "Would this be the super-dangerous prophecy that has me in it, but the gods have forbidden you to tell me about?"
Nobody answered.
"Right," I muttered. "Just checking."
"It's foolish that our counterparts refuse to tell my daughter the prophecy," Poseidon said with disdain. "The truth is the only thing that will help her prepare, and yet they withhold it as if it will somehow protect her. It's pathetic. She has the right to know."
"Chiron ..." Anthony said. "You told me the gods made you immortal only so long as you were needed to train heroes. If they dismiss you from camp—"
"He will lose his immortality," Izanagi stated. "Those alternate gods seem to be known for their lack of mercy once they deem someone expendable. Chiron's bond to this camp has been his purpose, his reason for existing in this form. Without it, they will strip him of his immortality as easily as they granted it."
"Swear you will do your best to keep Percy from danger," he insisted. "Swear upon the River Styx."
"How dare he force my son to swear on the River Styx?" Athena roared angrily, to the surprise of her family and the other deities.
"I—I swear it upon the River Styx," Anthony said.
Thunder rumbled outside.
"Very well," Chiron said. He seemed to relax just a little. "Perhaps my name will be cleared and I shall return. Until then, I go to visit my wild kinsmen in the Everglades. It's possible they know of some cure for the poisoned tree that I have forgotten. In any event, I will stay in exile until this matter is resolved ... one way or another."
"He's better get that cure," Zeus muttered.
Anthony stifled a sob. Chiron patted his shoulder awkwardly. "There, now, child. I must entrust your safety to Mr. D and the new activities director. We must hope ... well, perhaps they won't destroy the camp quite as quickly as I fear."
"I don't believe that," Buddha said with a deadpan expression.
"Isn't the guy's name Tarantula or something, the new activities director?" Loki asked, snickering.
Other gods chuckled at that.
Athena shivered at the thought of spiders.
"Who is this Tantalus guy, anyway?" I demanded. "Where does he get off taking your job?"
A conch horn blew across the valley. I hadn't realized how late it was. It was time for the campers to assemble for dinner.
"Go," Chiron said. "You will meet him at the pavilion. I will contact your mother, Percy, and let her know you're safe. No doubt she'll be worried by now. Just remember my warning! You are in grave danger. Do not think for a moment that the titan lord has forgotten you!"
The gods stiffened when the centaur said Percy was in grave danger.
Percilla will never be safe in that world, Poseidon thought. More reason for me to bring her here.
With that, he clopped out of the apartment and down the hall, Tyson calling after him, "Pony! Don't go!"
I realized I'd forgotten to tell Chiron about my dream of Grover. Now it was too late. The best teacher I'd ever had was gone, maybe for good.
Tyson started bawling almost as bad as Anthony. I tried to tell them that things would be okay, but I didn't believe it.
"We don't believe it either," said Shiva.
The sun was setting behind the dining pavilion as the campers came up from their cabins.
We stood in the shadow of a marble column and watched them file in. Anthony was still pretty shaken up, but he promised he'd talk to us later. Then he went off to join his siblings from the Athena cabin—a dozen boys and girls with blond hair and gray eyes like his. Anthony wasn't the oldest, but he'd been at camp more summers than just about anybody. You could tell that by looking at his camp necklace—one bead for every summer, and Anthony had six. No one questioned his right to lead the line.
Athena stared intently at all of the children she had, each one with the same gray eyes as hers.
Next came Clarisse, leading the Ares cabin. She had one arm in a sling and a nasty-looking gash on her cheek, but otherwise her encounter with the bronze bulls didn't seem to have fazed her.
Ares looked concerned upon seeing his daughter's injuries.
Someone had taped a piece of paper to her back that said, YOU MOO, GIRL! But nobody in her cabin was bothering to tell her about it.
Hera's eyes darkened with disapproval. "Mocking someone in such a way is disgraceful."
Athena sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. "And none of her siblings thought to inform her? How utterly disappointing."
Rhea shook her head. "Children should uplift one another, not tear each other down."
Even Ares shook his head in disappointment at his children's behavior. "This is just petty and immature. My kids should be warriors, not cowards who pick on their own."
After the Ares kids came the Hephaestus cabin—six guys led by Charles Beckendorf, a big seventeen-year-old African American kid. He had hands the size of catchers' mitts and a face that was hard and squinty from looking into a blacksmiths forge all day. He was nice enough once you got to know him, but no one ever called him Charlie or Chuck or Charles. Most just called him Beckendorf.
Now it was Hephaestus' turn to be brought into focus as he stared at his own kids. He was most interested in the son of his shown on the screen.
Rumor was he could make anything. Give him a chunk of metal and he could create a razor-sharp sword or a robotic warrior or a singing birdbath for your grandmother's garden. Whatever you wanted.
Hephaestus stroked his beard, a spark of pride in his eyes. "My kid's got real talent. He's a true craftsman—give him a simple piece of metal, and he can turn it into anything—a weapon, a machine, or even art. He has the hands of a master in the making."
The other cabins filed in: Demeter, Apollo, Aphrodite, Dionysus. Naiads came up from the canoe lake. Dryads melted out of the trees. From the meadow came a dozen satyrs, who reminded me painfully of Grover.
Like the others before, Demeter, Apollo, Aphrodite, and Dionysus also stared at their children.
I'd always had a soft spot for the satyrs. When they were at camp, they had to do all kinds of odd jobs for Mr. D, the director, but their most important work was out in the real world. They were the camp's seekers. They went undercover into schools all over the world, looking for potential half-bloods and escorting them back to camp. That's how I'd met Grover. He had been the first one to recognize I was a demigod.
Poseidon rolled his eyes at his daughter's soft spot for those insignificant creatures. It seemed he was the only deity reacting that way.
After the satyrs filed in to dinner, the Hermes cabin brought up the rear. They were always the biggest cabin. Last summer, it had been led by Luke, the guy who'd fought with Thalia and Annabeth on top of Half-Blood Hill. For a while, before Poseidon had claimed me, I'd lodged in the Hermes cabin. Luke had befriended me ... and then he'd tried to kill me.
Hermes, watching his children appear on the screen in silence, flinched at the reminder of his son's betrayal.
Now the Hermes cabin was led by Travis and Connor Stoll. They weren't twins, but they looked so much alike it didn't matter. I could never remember which one was older. They were both tall and skinny, with mops of brown hair that hung in their eyes. They wore orange CAMP HALF-BLOOD T-shirts untucked over baggy shorts, and they had those elfish features all Hermes's kids had: upturned eyebrows, sarcastic smiles, a gleam in their eyes whenever they looked at you—like they were about to drop a firecracker down your shirt. I'd always thought it was funny that the god of thieves would have kids with the last name "Stoll," but the only time I mentioned it to Travis and Connor, they both stared at me blankly like they didn't get the joke.
Buddha, Shiva, Anubis, Loki, Dionysus, and Ares snickered at the joke, while Hermes just sighed in exasperation.
As soon as the last campers had filed in, I led Tyson into the middle of the pavilion.
Conversations faltered. Heads turned. "Who invited that? " somebody at the Apollo table murmured.
"That's rude to say," Hestia said, frowning.
I glared in their direction, but I couldn't figure out who'd spoken.
From the head table a familiar voice drawled, "Well, well, if it isn't Petra Johnson. My millennium is complete."
Dionysus gritted his teeth in annoyance, knowing to whom the voice belonged.
Poseidon reacted the same way, his expression darkening as he recognized the voice.
I gritted my teeth. "Percilla or Percy Jackson ... sir."
Mr. D sipped his Diet Coke. "Yes. Well, as you young people say these days: Whatever."
He was wearing his usual leopard-pattern Hawaiian shirt, walking shorts, and tennis shoes with black socks. With his pudgy belly and his blotchy red face, he looked like a Las Vegas tourist who'd stayed up too late in the casinos. Behind him, a nervous-looking satyr was peeling the skins off grapes and handing them to Mr. D one at a time.
"Ugh, can he at least wear something else?" Dionysus said in disgust. "Honestly, it's like he's trying to set a new standard for bad fashion," he muttered, shaking his head. "The man has no taste whatsoever."
Mr. D's real name is Dionysus. The god of wine. Zeus appointed him director of Camp Half-Blood to dry out for a hundred years—a punishment for chasing some off-limits wood nymph.
Next to him, where Chiron usually sat (or stood, in centaur form), was someone I'd never seen before—a pale, horribly thin man in a threadbare orange prisoner's jumpsuit. The number over his pocket read 0001. He had blue shadows under his eyes, dirty fingernails, and badly cut gray hair, like his last haircut had been done with a weed whacker. He stared at me; his eyes made me nervous. He looked ... fractured. Angry and frustrated and hungry all at the same time.
The gods looked disgusted at the man's appearance, but their discomfort deepened as they noticed the way he was looking at Percy.
"He must be that tarantula guy!" Zeus exclaimed.
"How dare he look at Percilla that way!" Poseidon shouted, his voice filled with anger.
Hades frowned, his gaze sharp. "He doesn't seem like someone with good intentions, especially with that prison jumpsuit he's wearing."
"This girl," Dionysus told him, "you need to watch. Poseidon's child, you know."
"Ah!" the prisoner said. "That one."
His tone made it obvious that he and Dionysus had already discussed me at length.
"I am Tantalus," the prisoner said, smiling coldly. "On special assignment here until, well, until my Lord Dionysus decides otherwise. And you, Percilla Jackson, I do expect you to refrain from causing any more trouble."
"What does he mean by her causing more trouble?!" Parvati shouted angrily.
"Trouble?" I demanded.
Dionysus snapped his fingers. A newspaper appeared on the table—the front page of today's New York Post, There was my yearbook picture from Meriwether Prep. It was hard for me to make out the headline, but I had a pretty good guess what it said. Something like: Fifteen-Year-Old Lunatic Torches Gymnasium.
"Oh shit," said Indra.
"Yes, trouble," Tantalus said with satisfaction. "You caused plenty of it last summer, I understand."
"Fucking bastard! It wasn't my daughter's fault those incompetent gods let monsters roam around!" Poseidon roared.
"Yes! My granddaughter is innocent!" Rhea yelled in agreement with her son.
I was too mad to speak. Like it was my fault the gods had almost gotten into a civil war?
A satyr inched forward nervously and set a plate of barbecue in front of Tantalus. The new activities director licked his lips. He looked at his empty goblet and said, "Root beer. Barq's special stock. 1967."
The glass filled itself with foamy soda. Tantalus stretched out his hand hesitantly, as if he were afraid the goblet was hot.
"Go on, then, old fellow," Dionysus said, a strange sparkle in his eyes. "Perhaps now it will work."
Everyone noticed the sparkle in his eyes and became curious about what would happen next.
Tantalus grabbed for the glass, but it scooted away before he could touch it. A few drops of root beer spilled, and Tantalus tried to dab them up with his fingers, but the drops rolled away like quicksilver before he could touch them. He growled and turned toward the plate of barbecue. He picked up a fork and tried to stab a piece of brisket, but the plate skittered down the table and flew off the end, straight into the coals of the brazier.
"Blast!" Tantalus muttered.
The gods watched with amused expressions, a few chuckling under their breath.
Loki grinned widely. "Well, well, it seems the barbecue wants nothing to do with Tarantula."
"I wonder why the food is evading him. Could it be my counterpart's doing?" Dionysus asked.
Apollo laughed. "Maybe he should stick to drinking water. That might be the only thing that won't evade him."
"Ah, well," Dionysus said, his voice dripping with false sympathy. "Perhaps a few more days. Believe me, old chap, working at this camp will be torture enough. I'm sure your old curse will fade eventually."
"Curse?" the gods echoed.
"Eventually," muttered Tantalus, staring at Dionysus's Diet Coke. "Do you have any idea how dry one's throat gets after three thousand years?"
"Three thousand years?! What is that guy?" Zeus asked.
"You're that spirit from the Fields of Punishment," I said. "The one who stands in the lake with the fruit tree hanging over you, but you can't eat or drink."
Tantalus sneered at me. "A real scholar, aren't you, girl?"
Everyone scowled at the way he spoke to her.
Poseidon had the urge to tear the man's face off.
"You must've done something really horrible when you were alive," I said, mildly impressed.
"What was it?"
Tantalus's eyes narrowed. Behind him, the satyrs were shaking their heads vigorously, trying to warn me.
"I'll be watching you, Percilla Jackson," Tantalus said. "I don't want any problems at my camp."
"Your camp has problems already ... sir."
"Yes, girl! Keep talking back to him!" Durga cheered.
"Oh, go sit down, Johnson," Dionysus sighed. "I believe that table over there is yours—the one where no one else ever wants to sit."
My face was burning, but I knew better than to talk back. Dionysus was an overgrown brat, but he was an immortal, superpowerful overgrown brat. I said, "Come on, Tyson."
Everyone, especially Dionysus, smirked at her insult toward the god.
"Oh, no," Tantalus said. "The monster stays here. We must decide what to do with it."
"Him," I snapped. "His name is Tyson."
The new activities director raised an eyebrow.
"Tyson saved the camp," I insisted. "He pounded those bronze bulls. Otherwise they would've burned down this whole place."
"Yes," Tantalus sighed, "and what a pity that would've been."
"What an asshole, he sounds so fake," Zeus said with disdain.
Dionysus snickered.
"Leave us," Tantalus ordered, "while we decide this creature's fate."
Tyson looked at me with fear in his one big eye, but I knew I couldn't disobey a direct order from the camp directors. Not openly, anyway.
"I'll be right over here, big guy," I promised. "Don't worry. We'll find you a good place to sleep tonight."
Tyson nodded. "I believe you. You are my friend."
"Awww," Rhea, Leto, Aphrodite, and the other goddesses cooed.
"Hmph! Percilla does not need that wretched creature as her friend!" Poseidon sneered.
Hades sighed. "Poseidon, he saved her life twice. Stop your hatred of him just because he's a cyclops."
His brother turned his head away. "Hmph!"
Which made me feel a whole lot guiltier.
I trudged over to the Poseidon table and slumped onto the bench. A wood nymph brought me a plate of Olympian olive-and-pepperoni pizza, but I wasn't hungry. I'd been almost killed twice today. I'd managed to end my school year with a complete disaster. Camp Half-Blood was in serious trouble and Chiron had told me not to do anything about it.
Everyone felt sympathy for the girl.
"Poor Percy," said Artemis.
"I hope my granddaughter at least eats something later," said Rhea in concern.
I didn't feel very thankful, but I took my dinner, as was customary, up to the bronze brazier and scraped part of it into the flames.
"Poseidon," I murmured, "accept my offering."
Unsurprisingly, Poseidon scowled at the scene of his daughter offering food to his counterpart.
And send me some help while you're at it, I prayed silently. Please.
The smoke from the burning pizza changed into something fragrant—the smell of a clean sea breeze with wild-flowers mixed in—but I had no idea if that meant my father was really listening.
I went back to my seat. I didn't think things could get much worse. But then Tantalus had one of the satyrs blow the conch horn to get our attention for announcements.
"Yes, well," Tantalus said, once the talking had died down. "Another fine meal! Or so I am told." As he spoke, he inched his hand toward his refilled dinner plate, as if maybe the food wouldn't notice what he was doing, but it did. It shot away down the table as soon as he got within six inches.
Once again, the gods laughed.
"And here on my first day of authority," he continued, "I'd like to say what a pleasant form of punishment it is to be here. Over the course of the summer, I hope to torture, er, interact with each and every one of you children. You all look good enough to eat."
"The fuck?!" Zeus, Shiva, Buddha, Dionysus, Hephaestus, Ares, and Loki exclaimed at his words.
Apollo narrowed his eyes. "That guy is definitely bad news."
Dionysus clapped politely, leading to some halfhearted applause from the satyrs. Tyson was still standing at the head table, looking uncomfortable, but every time he tried to scoot out of the limelight, Tantalus pulled him back.
"And now some changes!" Tantalus gave the campers a crooked smile. "We are reinstituting the chariot races!"
Murmuring broke out at all the tables—excitement, fear, disbelief.
Apollo raised an eyebrow. "Why was it taken out before?"
"Now I know," Tantalus continued, raising his voice, "that these races were discontinued some years ago due to, ah, technical problems."
"Three deaths and twenty-six mutilations," someone at the Apollo table called.
"WHAT?!" Everyone exclaimed in shock.
"My poor grandbabies!" Rhea cried out tearfully.
"How could that man even think of resuming it?!" Hera shouted angrily.
"Yes, yes!" Tantalus said. "But I know that you will all join me in welcoming the return of this camp tradition. Golden laurels will go to the winning charioteers each month. Teams may register in the morning! The first race will be held in three days time. We will release you from most of your regular activities to prepare your chariots and choose your horses. Oh, and did I mention, the victorious team's cabin will have no chores for the month in which they win?"
An explosion of excited conversation—no KP for a whole month? No stable cleaning? Was he serious?
Then the last person I expected to object did so.
"But, sir!" Clarisse said. She looked nervous, but she stood up to speak from the Ares table.
Some of the campers snickered when they saw the YOU MOO, GIRL! sign on her back. "What about patrol duty? I mean, if we drop everything to ready our chariots—"
"Ah, the hero of the day," Tantalus exclaimed. "Brave Clarisse, who single-handedly bested the bronze bulls!"
Clarisse blinked, then blushed. "Um, I didn't—"
"And modest, too." Tantalus grinned. "Not to worry, my dear! This is a summer camp. We are here to enjoy ourselves, yes?"
Ares scowled, his hands clenching into fists. "That smug bastard cut my daughter off before she could even finish! She was trying to say something serious and important!"
"But the tree—"
"And now," Tantalus said, as several of Clarisse's cabin mates pulled her back into her seat, "before we proceed to the campfire and sing-along, one slight housekeeping issue. Percy Jackson and Anthony Chase have seen fit, for some reason, to bring this here." Tantalus waved a hand toward Tyson.
Uneasy murmuring spread among the campers. A lot of sideways looks at me. I wanted to kill Tantalus.
Kill him now! Poseidon and Loki thought simultaneously.
"Now, of course," he said, "Cyclopes have a reputation for being bloodthirsty monsters with a very small brain capacity. Under normal circumstances, I would release this beast into the woods and have you hunt it down with torches and pointed sticks. But who knows? Perhaps this Cyclops is not as horrible as most of its brethren. Until it proves worthy of destruction, we need a place to keep it! I've thought about the stables, but that will make the horses nervous. Hermes's cabin, possibly?"
"Wait, is that cyclops going to be her new cabin mate?!" Loki shouted in realization.
"WHAT?!" Everyone exclaimed in shock.
"No, that horrid creature cannot stay with my daughter!" Poseidon growled. "He is not her sibling!"
Silence at the Hermes table. Travis and Connor Stoll developed a sudden interest in the tablecloth. I couldn't blame them. The Hermes cabin was always full to bursting. There was no way they could take in a six-foot-three Cyclops.
"Come now," Tantalus chided. "The monster may be able to do some menial chores. Any suggestions as to where such a beast should be kenneled?"
Suddenly everybody gasped.
The gods gasped as well, seeing something both shocking and familiar.
"Shit!" Hades, Zeus, Adamas, Buddha, and Shiva exclaimed.
Poseidon's eyes widened in absolute shock, and his jaw dropped to the floor.
Tantalus scooted away from Tyson in surprise. All I could do was stare in disbelief at the brilliant green light that was about to change my life—a dazzling holographic image that had appeared above Tyson's head.
With a sickening twist in my stomach, I remembered what Anthony had said about Cyclopes, They're the children of nature spirits and gods ... Well, one god in particular, usually ...
Poseidon shook his head fiercely in disbelief.
"NO! This cannot have happened!" he shouted.
Everyone else fell silent.
Swirling over Tyson was a glowing green trident—the same symbol that had appeared above me the day Poseidon had claimed me as his daughter.
"Whoa! Who did he fuck to produce a—?" Zeus started to say, but was cut off by his extremely pissed brother.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, ZEUS! THAT UGLY CREATURE IS NOT MY—!" Poseidon stopped himself, his face flushed with ichor, a vein popping from his neck.
There was a moment of awed silence.
Being claimed was a rare event. Some campers waited in vain for it their whole lives. When I'd been claimed by Poseidon last summer, everyone had reverently knelt. But now, they followed Tantalus's lead, and Tantalus roared with laughter. "Well! I think we know where to put the beast now. By the gods, I can see the family resemblance!"
Everybody laughed except Anthony and a few of my other friends.
Tyson didn't seem to notice. He was too mystified, trying to swat the glowing trident that was now fading over his head. He was too innocent to understand how much they were making fun of him, how cruel people were.
But I got it.
I had a new cabin mate. I had a monster for a half-brother.
Scene end.
There was a tense silence before Zeus broke it.
"So... that Tyson kid is your son, huh?" Zeus said casually.
Poseidon abruptly stood up from his throne and tackled his currently larger brother to the floor for the second time.
"HE IS NOT MY SON!!!" The Tyrant of the Seas roared.
"POSEIDON!" Rhea and Hades shouted.
Chapter 57: *Demon Pigeons Attack
Chapter Text
Poseidon punched Zeus square in the chest, but Zeus grinned, clearly unaffected. They rolled around the floor, each brother trying to get the upper hand. Zeus's laughter filled the room as he effortlessly dodged Poseidon's attempts to pin him.
Zeus managed to catch his breath between laughs. "Oh, come on, brother," he teased. "You're gonna tell me that's not your kid? Just look at him! He's a miniature version of you, but not blonde and with one eye." He chuckled, still enjoying the moment.
Poseidon snarled, pushing Zeus harder into the floor. "Shut the fuck up you dumbass!" he bellowed. "That abomination is not my son! I would never be such a whore like my counterpart to father something like that!"
The gods in the room shifted uncomfortably, their eyes darting between the two brothers. Some of them looked ready to intervene, but no one moved.
"POSEIDON, ENOUGH!" Hades's voice rang out as he descended from his throne, his darkened violet eyes narrowing. In a single fluid motion, Hades pulled Poseidon off Zeus, his hand on Poseidon's chest to hold him back. "This is ridiculous, Poseidon. You're making a spectacle of yourself," he scolded.
"Thank you, eldest brother," Zeus said, brushing off his toga as if nothing had happened. "But honestly, I still think he looks like Poseidon's kid. The resemblance is almost uncanny!"
Poseidon growled and was about to leap at Zeus.
"Both of you, stop!" Hades said sternly.
Seconds later, all three sat back down on their thrones.
New title:
Demon Pigeons Attack
The gods fell into stunned silence as they processed the new title.
Apollo raised an eyebrow. "Demon pigeons? Seriously? What next, a zombie squirrel apocalypse?" He shook his head, clearly baffled.
"Sounds like something Loki would unleash," Thor muttered, looking sideways at his cousin, who shrugged innocently.
Hades was staring intently at the title, his expression unreadable. "Demon pigeons... interesting. I imagine they'll be a nuisance, but nothing too destructive."
Zeus, still chuckling from his earlier exchange with Poseidon, grinned mischievously. "I bet they're just trying to ruffle some feathers." He burst into laughter again at his own pun, oblivious to the collective groan that followed.
"Shut up, Zeus," Hera muttered under her breath, rolling her eyes.
The next few days were torture, just like Tantalus wanted.
First there was Tyson moving into the Poseidon cabin, giggling to himself every fifteen seconds and saying, "Percy is my sister?" like he'd just won the lottery.
Poseidon glared daggers at the Cyclops's image on the screen. "Stupid brat!" he said disdainfully.
Rhea, Hades, and Hestia shot him disapproving glances.
"Aw, Tyson," I'd say. "It's not that simple."
But there was no explaining it to him. He was in heaven. And me ... as much as I liked the big guy, I couldn't help feeling embarrassed. Ashamed. There, I said it.
The gods gasped, not expecting her to admit that.
"She shouldn't feel ashamed for being embarrassed to have that thing as her brother," the sea god sneered.
"Poseidon, that's cold of you to say. Tyson is your son—accept that," Rhea scolded, frowning in disapproval.
Poseidon scoffed, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes.
My father, the all-powerful Poseidon, had gotten moony-eyed for some nature spirit, and Tyson had been the result. I mean, I'd read the myths about Cyclopes. I even remembered that they were often Poseidon's children. But I'd never really processed that this made them my ... family.
"That damn stupid copy is such a fucking manwhore, just like my brother! I can't believe I have children so tainted," Poseidon muttered angrily to himself.
"Hey! I heard that!" Zeus cried out.
Rhea, Hades, Adamas, Hera, Hestia, and Demeter sighed tiredly.
Until I had Tyson living with me in the next bunk.
"They should've made that filth live in a shack! He should be nowhere near my daughter!" Poseidon spat.
And then there were the comments from the other campers. Suddenly, I wasn't Percy Jackson, the cool girl who'd retrieved Zeus's lightning bolt last summer. Now I was Percy Jackson, the poor schmuck with the ugly monster for a brother.
"He's not my real brother!" I protested whenever Tyson wasn't around. "He's more like a half-brother on the monstrous side of the family. Like ... a half-brother twice removed, or something."
Nobody bought it.
Hades frowned. "She's not ready to accept him as her brother, which is understandable, as it must be hard to take in."
I admit—I was angry at my dad. I felt like being his daughter was now a joke.
His daughter's anger was nothing compared to Poseidon's rage at his defective copy. The sea god wanted to castrate that pathetic version of himself to ensure he would have no more children.
Anthony tried to make me feel better. He suggested we team up for the chariot race to take our minds off our problems. Don't get me wrong—we both hated Tantalus and we were worried sick about camp—but we didn't know what to do about it. Until we could come up with some brilliant plan to save Thalia's tree, we figured we might as well go along with the races. After all, Anthony's mom, Athena, had invented the chariot, and my dad had created horses. Together we would own that track.
Athena quickly glanced at her still-fuming uncle. She and Poseidon had also invented the horse-drawn chariot here.
One morning Anthony and I were sitting by the canoe lake sketching chariot designs when some jokers from Aphrodite's cabin walked by and asked me if I needed to borrow some eyeliner for my eye ... "Oh sorry, eyes."
"That is not nice!" Aphrodite said, wanting to scold her kids for being mean to Percy.
As they walked away laughing, Anthony grumbled, "Just ignore them, Percy. It isn't your fault you have a monster for a brother."
"He's not my brother!" I snapped. "And he's not a monster, either!"
"It's that damn whore of a copy's fault," Poseidon sneered. "It's good that she doesn't accept that abomination as her brother."
Anthony raised his eyebrows. "Hey, don't get mad at me! And technically, he is a monster."
"Well you gave him permission to enter the camp."
"Because it was the only way to save your life! I mean ... I'm sorry, Percy, I didn't expect Poseidon to claim him. Cyclopes are the most deceitful, treacherous—"
For the first time, Poseidon found himself in agreement with the half-breed.
"Tyson is different," Apollo stated, before shrinking back from his uncle's glare.
"He is not! What have you got against Cyclopes, any-way?"
Anthony's ears turned pink. I got the feeling there was something he wasn't telling me—something bad.
Athena and the rest of the gods grew curious about that.
"Just forget it," he said. "Now, the axle for this chariot—"
"You're treating him like he's this horrible thing," I said. "He saved my life."
Anthony threw down his pencil and stood. "Then maybe you should design a chariot with him. "
"Maybe I should."
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Ooooh, they're mad at each other!" Loki snickered.
He stormed off and left me feeling even worse than before.
Poseidon glared at Anthony's image. "Childish."
The next couple of days, I tried to keep my mind off my problems.
Silena Beauregard, one of the nicer girls from Aphrodite's cabin, gave me my first riding lesson on a pegasus. She explained that there was only one immortal winged horse named Pegasus, who still wandered free somewhere in the skies, but over the eons he'd sired a lot of children, none quite so fast or heroic, but all named after the first and greatest.
Being the daughter of the sea god, I never liked going into the air. My dad had this rivalry with Zeus, so I tried to stay out of the lord of the sky's domain as much as possible. But riding a winged horse felt different. It didn't make me nearly as nervous as being in an airplane. Maybe that was because my dad had created horses out of sea foam, so the pegasi were sort of ... neutral territory.
I could understand their thoughts. I wasn't surprised when my pegasus went galloping over the treetops or chased a flock of seagulls into a cloud.
The problem was that Tyson wanted to ride the "chicken ponies," too, but the pegasi got skittish whenever he approached. I told them telepathically that Tyson wouldn't hurt them, but they didn't seem to believe me. That made Tyson cry.
Poseidon smirked in dark amusement, satisfied that the pegasi didn't accept that disgrace.
Some deities, like Rhea and Hestia, felt bad for the child despite being a monster.
The only person at camp who had no problem with Tyson was Beckendorf from the Hephaestus cabin. The blacksmith god had always worked with Cyclopes in his forges, so Beckendorf took Tyson down to the armory to teach him metalworking. He said he'd have Tyson crafting magic items like a master in no time.
Hephaestus nodded in approval, as even in this world, Cyclopes were skilled at smithing.
After lunch, I worked out in the arena with Apollo's cabin. Swordplay had always been my strength. People said I was better at it than any camper in the last hundred years, except maybe Luke. People always compared me to Luke.
Hermes stiffened at the mention of his son.
Poseidon narrowed his eyes in anger. "How dare they compare her to that boy! Percilla is better than that traitor!"
I thrashed the Apollo guys easily. I should've been testing myself against the Ares and Athena cabins, since they had the best sword fighters, but I didn't get along with Clarisse and her siblings, and after my argument with Anthony, I just didn't want to see him.
Apollo winced at the sight of his kids getting beaten up by his cousin.
Ares had a worried expression. "I hope my kids eventually get along with Percy."
I went to archery class, even though I was terrible at it, and it wasn't the same without Chiron teaching. In arts and crafts, I started a marble bust of Poseidon, but it started looking like Sylvester Stallone, so I ditched it. I scaled the climbing wall in full lava-and-earthquake mode. And in the evenings, I did border patrol. Even though Tantalus had insisted we forget trying to protect the camp, some of the campers had quietly kept it up, working out a schedule during our free times.
Zeus gave a small smile at the resilience of the campers. "Their determination is admirable," he remarked. "Even in the face of adversity, they refuse to abandon their duty."
Hades nodded thoughtfully. "It's in their blood. The demigods have always protected this camp, and they will continue to do so, no matter what."
Athena added, "Their resourcefulness is what truly sets them apart. They don't wait for orders; they act on their own, which makes them formidable warriors."
I sat at the top of Half-Blood Hill and watched the dryads come and go, singing to the dying pine tree. Satyrs brought their reed pipes and played nature magic songs, and for a while the pine needles seemed to get fuller. The flowers on the hill smelled a little sweeter and the grass looked greener. But as soon as the music stopped, the sickness crept back into the air. The whole hill seemed to be infected, dying from the poison that had sunk into the tree's roots. The longer I sat there, the angrier I got.
Luke had done this. I remembered his sly smile, the dragon-claw scar across his face. He'd pretended to be my friend, and the whole time he'd been Kronos's number-one servant.
The gods wore dark expressions every time Luke was mentioned.
I opened the palm of my hand. The scar Luke had given me last summer was fading, but I could still see it—a white asterisk-shaped wound where his pit scorpion had stung me.
Poseidon growled at the sight of the scar that marred his daughter's perfect skin.
I would kill that boy myself, he thought.
I thought about what Luke had told me right before he'd tried to kill me: Good-bye, Percy.
There is a new Golden Age coming. You won't be part of it.
At night, I had more dreams of Grover. Sometimes, I just heard snatches of his voice. Once, I heard him say: It's here. Another time: He likes sheep.
Shiva raised an eyebrow. "What is that satyr talking about in her dream?"
"Likely something that was chasing him," Morpheus replied.
I thought about telling Anthony about my dreams, but I would've felt stupid. I mean, He likes sheep? He would've thought I was crazy.
Athena frowned. "My son is smart, he wouldn't think she's crazy."
The night before the race, Tyson and I finished our chariot. It was wicked cool. Tyson had made the metal parts in the armory's forges. I'd sanded the wood and put the carriage together. It was blue and white, with wave designs on the sides and a trident painted on the front. After all that work, it seemed only fair that Tyson would ride shotgun with me, though I knew the horses wouldn't like it, and Tyson's extra weight would slow us down.
Poseidon looked at the chariot with approval, despite the abomination helping his daughter build it.
As we were turning in for bed, Tyson said, "You are mad?"
I realized I'd been scowling. "Nah. I'm not mad."
He lay down in his bunk and was quiet in the dark. His body was way too long for his bed.
When he pulled up the covers, his feet stuck out the bottom. "I am a monster."
"Don't say that."
"It's true, though," said Dionysus.
"It is okay. I will be a good monster. Then you will not have to be mad."
"Aww, that's so sweet of him to say," Aphrodite cooed.
Her uncle shot her a glare, which the goddess of love ignored.
I didn't know what to say. I stared at the ceiling and felt like I was dying slowly, right along with Thalia's tree.
"It's just... I never had a half-brother before." I tried to keep my voice from cracking. "It's really different for me. And I'm worried about the camp. And another friend of mine, Grover ... he might be in trouble. I keep feeling like I should be doing something to help, but I don't know what."
The gods exchanged knowing looks, understanding the mix of emotions she was struggling with.
Thor nodded thoughtfully. "Adjusting to something new is never easy. It's natural to feel uncertain."
Apollo added, "That kind of worry—it lingers. But sometimes, the answers come when you least expect them."
Hera's expression softened. "Accepting new family and facing the unknown is never simple, my niece. It takes time."
Hades gazed at the image of Percilla with quiet understanding. "She cares deeply. That's what makes her who she is."
Tyson said nothing.
"I'm sorry," I told him. "It's not your fault. I'm mad at Poseidon. I feel like he's trying to embarrass me, like he's trying to compare us or something, and I don't understand why."
"You shouldn't feel that way, Percilla. That thing is nothing compared to you," Poseidon sneered.
Rhea and Hades groaned and rolled their eyes.
I heard a deep rumbling sound. Tyson was snoring.
I sighed. "Good night, big guy."
And I closed my eyes, too.
In my dream, Grover was wearing a wedding dress.
It didn't fit him very well. The gown was too long and the hem was caked with dried mud. The neckline kept falling off his shoulders. A tattered veil covered his face.
Zeus, Loki, Anubis, Buddha, and Shiva laughed at the sight.
He was standing in a dank cave, lit only by torches. There was a cot in one corner and an old-fashioned loom in the other, a length of white cloth half woven on the frame. And he was staring right at me, like I was a TV program he'd been waiting for. "Thank the gods!" he yelped. "Can you hear me?"
Everyone in the room was startled.
"He's trying to communicate with her! That means they are dream sharing!" Morpheus exclaimed.
"But how is that possible?!" Zeus yelled.
My dream-self was slow to respond. I was still looking around, taking in the stalactite ceiling, the stench of sheep and goats, the growling and grumbling and bleating sounds that seemed to echo from behind a refrigerator-sized boulder, which was blocking the room's only exit, as if there were a much larger cavern beyond it.
"Percy?" Grover said. "Please, I don't have the strength to project any better. You have to hear me!"
"I hear you," I said. "Grover, what's going on?"
From behind the boulder, a monstrous voice yelled, "Honeypie! Are you done yet?"
"Honeypie?!" The gods echoed in confusion.
Grover flinched. He called out in falsetto, "Not quite, dearest! A few more days!"
"Bah! Hasn't it been two weeks yet?"
"N-no, dearest. Just five days. That leaves twelve more to go."
The monster was silent, maybe trying to do the math. He must've been worse at arithmetic than I was, because he said, "All right, but hurry! I want to SEEEEE under that veil, heh-heh-heh."
Loki burst into laughter. "Oh my gods! Is that satyr a bride for some monster?!" He clutched his sides, barely able to breathe. "This is priceless! Absolutely ridiculous! I can't take it!" He laughed so hard he fell from his seat, earning disapproving head shakes from Odin and Thor.
Zeus, Anubis, and Buddha reacted similarly to Loki, laughing uncontrollably.
The other gods exchanged bewildered glances, some amused, others disturbed.
Even Poseidon smirked at the scene.
"That poor satyr..." Hades muttered, shaking his head in sympathy.
"This is either the most foolish or the most brilliant thing I've ever seen," Hermes admitted, still trying to process it.
Loki wiped a tear from his eye, still grinning. "Oh, I have to see how long he can keep this up. This is gold!"
Grover turned back to me. "You have to help me! No time! I'm stuck in this cave. On an island in the sea."
"Where?"
"I don't know exactly! I went to Florida and turned left."
"What? How did you—"
"It's a trap!" Grover said. "It's the reason no satyr has ever returned from this quest. He's a shepherd, Percy! And he has it. Its nature magic is so powerful it smells just like the great god Pan! The satyrs come here thinking they've found Pan, and they get trapped and eaten by Polyphemus!"
"Poly-who?"
"Who the fuck is Polyphemus?" Zeus asked.
"The Cyclops!" Grover said, exasperated. "I almost got away. I made it all the way to St. Augustine."
"Hahaha! The satyr is playing the bride of a Cyclops!" Loki laughed gleefully.
"But he followed you," I said, remembering my first dream. "And trapped you in a bridal boutique."
"That's right," Grover said. "My first empathy link must've worked then. Look, this bridal dress is the only thing keeping me alive. He thinks I smell good, but I told him it was just goat-scented perfume. Thank goodness he can't see very well. His eye is still half blind from the last time somebody poked it out. But soon he'll realize what I am. He's only giving me two weeks to finish the bridal train, and he's getting impatient!"
"I want to know more about this empathy link," Athena said. "I have a feeling it's more than just communication or dream sharing."
Everyone agreed with her.
"Wait a minute. This Cyclops thinks you're—"
"Yes!" Grover wailed. "He thinks I'm a lady Cyclops and he wants to marry me!"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Zeus, Loki, and Anubis erupted in laughter again, to the annoyance of Hera, Odin, and Ra-Horakhty.
Under different circumstances, I might've busted out laughing, but Grover's voice was deadly serious. He was shaking with fear.
"I'll come rescue you," I promised. "Where are you?"
"The Sea of Monsters, of course!"
"The sea of what?"
"Yo, isn't that the title of this movie?!" Indra asked.
"Yeah, it is!" Shiva confirmed.
"I told you! I don't know exactly where! And look, Percy ... urn, I'm really sorry about this, but this empathy link ... well, I had no choice. Our emotions are connected now. If I die ..."
"Don't tell me, I'll die too."
"WHAT?!" all the gods yelled.
"This empathy link must be connecting their feelings and emotions..." Hades said, his voice trailing off. "If something happens to Grover, it could affect Percy too," Hades continued, his brow furrowed in concern.
"That means if one dies, the other will too!" Rhea shouted in disbelief.
Poseidon's expression was furious. "How dare that damn satyr force this empathy link on my daughter!"
Any positive opinions the gods had towards the satyr quickly evaporated, replaced by a mix of anger and disbelief.
"Oh, well, perhaps not. You might live for years in a vegetative state. But, uh, it would be a lot better if you got me out of here."
"No, she should leave that satyr to his demise!" Poseidon growled, his voice filled with fury. "He's brought this upon himself, and I will not have my daughter's fate tied to his recklessness."
"Honeypie!" the monster bellowed. "Dinnertime! Yummy yummy sheep meat!"
Grover whimpered. "I have to go. Hurry!"
"Wait! You said 'it' was here. What?"
"Yeah, who is it?!" Huginn squawked.
Everyone else was wondering what the satyr was talking about.
But Grover's voice was already growing fainter. "Sweet dreams. Don't let me die!"
The dream faded and I woke with a start. It was early morning. Tyson was staring down at me, his one big brown eye full of concern.
To Poseidon, that brown eye was the color of dirt, much like the owner of the eye himself.
"Are you okay?" he asked.
His voice sent a chill down my back, because he sounded almost exactly like the monster I'd heard in my dream.
The morning of the race was hot and humid. Fog lay low on the ground like sauna steam.
Millions of birds were roosting in the trees—fat gray-and-white pigeons, except they didn't coo like regular pigeons. They made this annoying metallic screeching sound that reminded me of submarine radar.
"Um... would those pigeons happen to be the demon pigeons?" Ares asked nervously.
Apollo raised an eyebrow. "Probably," he said, his tone laced with uncertainty. "I mean, they certainly don't sound like average city pigeons."
The racetrack had been built in a grassy field between the archery range and the woods.
Hephaestus's cabin had used the bronze bulls, which were completely tame since they'd had their heads smashed in, to plow an oval track in a matter of minutes.
There were rows of stone steps for the spectators— Tantalus, the satyrs, a few dryads, and all of the campers who weren't participating. Mr. D didn't show. He never got up before ten o'clock.
"Lazy bum," Dionysus muttered.
"Right!" Tantalus announced as the teams began to assemble. A naiad had brought him a big platter of pastries, and as Tantalus spoke, his right hand chased a chocolate eclair across the judge's table. "You all know the rules. A quarter-mile track. Twice around to win. Two horses per chariot. Each team will consist of a driver and a fighter. Weapons are allowed. Dirty tricks are expected. But try not to kill anybody!" Tantalus smiled at us like we were all naughty children. "Any killing will result in harsh punishment. No s'mores at the campfire for a week! Now ready your chariots!"
"That is such a light punishment for killing someone!" Rhea exclaimed in shock.
"That man definitely needs to go," Hestia said, her voice filled with disapproval.
Beckendorf led the Hephaestus team onto the track. They had a sweet ride made of bronze and iron—even the horses, which were magical automatons like the Colchis bulls. I had no doubt that their chariot had all kinds of mechanical traps and more fancy options than a fully loaded Maserati.
Hephaestus looked excitedly at the chariot his kids had made. "I don't think even I could have come up with something this creative," he said, nodding in approval.
The Ares chariot was bloodred, and pulled by two grisly horse skeletons. Clarisse climbed aboard with a batch of javelins, spiked balls, caltrops, and a bunch of other nasty toys.
Ares pouted at his cousin for calling those weapons nasty toys.
Apollo's chariot was trim and graceful and completely gold, pulled by two beautiful palominos. Their fighter was armed with a bow, though he had promised not to shoot regular pointed arrows at the opposing drivers.
Apollo smiled in satisfaction, his eyes gleaming with pride. "Now that is what I call elegance," he said, admiring the smooth lines and golden shine of the chariot. "My kids really know how to make an impression!"
Hermes's chariot was green and kind of old-looking, as if it hadn't been out of the garage in years. It didn't look like anything special, but it was manned by the Stoll brothers, and I shuddered to think what dirty tricks they'd schemed up.
Hermes frowned at the condition of the chariot.
I guess as long as it still works, the condition doesn't matter, he thought.
That left two chariots: one driven by Anthony, and the other by me.
Before the race began, I tried to approach Anthony and tell him about my dream.
He perked up when I mentioned Grover, but when I told him what he'd said, he seemed to get distant again, suspicious.
"You're trying to distract me," he decided.
"What the fuck?!" the gods exclaimed in disbelief at his words.
"How dare that half-breed claim my daughter is trying to distract him!" Poseidon roared.
"What? No I'm not!"
"Athena, your son is supposed to be smart, right?" Zeus asked his daughter, to her embarrassment.
"Oh, right! Like Grover would just happen to stumble across the one thing that could save the camp."
"The fuck does he mean by that?" Shiva asked.
"What do you mean?"
He rolled his eyes. "Go back to your chariot, Percy."
"Dude, just tell her!" Indra exclaimed impatiently.
"I'm not making this up. He's in trouble, Anthony."
He hesitated. I could tell he was trying to decide whether or not to trust me. Despite our occasional fights, we'd been through a lot together. And I knew he would never want anything bad to happen to Grover.
"Percy, an empathy link is so hard to do. I mean, it's more likely you really were dreaming."
"But somehow, the satyr did it," said Cú Chulainn.
"The Oracle," I said. "We could consult the Oracle."
Anthony frowned.
Last summer, before my quest, I'd visited the strange spirit that lived in the Big House attic and it had given me a prophecy that came true in ways I'd never expected. The experience had freaked me out for months. Anthony knew I'd never suggest going back there if I wasn't completely serious.
Before he could answer, the conch horn sounded.
"Charioteers!" Tantalus called. "To your mark!"
"We'll talk later," Anthony told me, "after I win."
"You won't win, half-breed," Poseidon said darkly.
As I was walking back to my own chariot, I noticed how many more pigeons were in the trees now—screeching like crazy, making the whole forest rustle. Nobody else seemed to be paying them much attention, but they made me nervous. Their beaks glinted strangely. Their eyes seemed shinier than regular birds.
"Okay, it's obviously the demon pigeons," Apollo stated.
Everyone in the room became on edge.
Tyson was having trouble getting our horses under control. I had to talk to them a long time before they would settle down.
He's a monster, lord! they complained to me.
He's a child of Poseidon, I told them. Just like ... well, just like me.
No! they insisted. Monster! Horse-eater! Not trusted!
Poseidon nodded slightly. "The horses are right to not trust that thing."
I'll give you sugar cubes at the end of the race, I said.
Sugar cubes?
Very big sugar cubes. And apples. Did I mention the apples?
Finally they agreed to let me harness them.
Now, if you've never seen a Greek chariot, it's built for speed, not safety or comfort. It's basically a wooden basket, open at the back, mounted on an axle between two wheels. The driver stands up the whole time, and you can feel every bump in the road. The carriage is made of such light wood that if you wipe out making the hairpin turns at either end of the track, you'll probably tip over and crush both the chariot and yourself. It's an even better rush than skateboarding.
I took the reins and maneuvered the chariot to the starting line. I gave Tyson a ten-foot pole and told him that his job was to push the other chariots away if they got too close, and to deflect anything they might try to throw at us.
"No hitting ponies with the stick," he insisted.
"No," I agreed. "Or people, either, if you can help it. We're going to run a clean race. Just keep the distractions away and let me concentrate on driving."
Loki scoffed. "I agree with not hitting the horses, but it wouldn't be as entertaining if they didn't at least hit someone."
"Loki," Odin and Thor said warningly.
"What?! I know you both feel the same way! Your poker faces never fooled me!"
"We will win.'" He beamed.
We are so going to lose, I thought to myself, but I bad to try. I wanted to show the others ... well, I wasn't sure what, exactly. That Tyson wasn't such a bad guy? That I wasn't ashamed of being seen with him in public? Maybe that they hadn't hurt me with all their jokes and name-calling?
Rhea frowned. "No one should feel like they have to prove their worth to others. Especially not for something as meaningless as other people's opinions."
Hades nodded in agreement with his mother. "Words can hurt, but they don't define her. She's stronger than those who try to tear her down."
Poseidon clenched his fists, his expression darkening. "Those fools would never last a moment in your shoes, Percilla."
As the chariots lined up, more shiny-eyed pigeons gathered in the woods. They were screeching so loudly the campers in the stands were starting to take notice, glancing nervously at the trees, which shivered under the weight of the birds. Tantalus didn't look concerned, but he did have to speak up to be heard over the noise.
"Those birds are waiting to attack," said Susano'o.
"Charioteers!" he shouted. "Attend your mark!"
He waved his hand and the starting signal dropped. The chariots roared to life. Hooves thundered against the dirt. The crowd cheered.
Almost immediately there was a loud nasty crack! I looked back in time to see the Apollo chariot flip over. The Hermes chariot had rammed into it—maybe by mistake, maybe not. The riders were thrown free, but their panicked horses dragged the golden chariot diagonally across the track.
"Hermes, your kids are a menace!" Apollo cried out.
Hermes smirked. "Hey, accidents happen," he said with a shrug.
The Hermes team, Travis and Connor Stoll, were laughing at their good luck, but not for long. The Apollo horses crashed into theirs, and the Hermes chariot flipped too, leaving a pile of broken wood and four rearing horses in the dust.
"Hah! Karma's a real thing, huh?" Apollo said, grinning as he watched the chaos unfold on the screen.
Hermes scowled, his smirk faltering. "Oh, you are really asking for it," he muttered, rubbing his temples, clearly annoyed.
Shani, the Hindu god of Karma, smiled serenely as he watched the scene play out. "Actions have consequences," he said calmly. "It seems Apollo's and Hermes's children have learned that lesson well."
Two chariots down in the first twenty feet. I loved this sport.
I turned my attention back to the front. We were making good time, pulling ahead of Ares, but Anthony's chariot was way ahead of us. He was already making his turn around the first post, his javelin man grinning and waving at us, shouting: "See ya!"
"Come on, catch up, Percy, so you can run them over!" Zeus shouted.
"Father, you want her to run over my son?" Athena said in disbelief.
Zeus immediately went blank-faced before retracting, "I mean, uh... maybe not that far."
The corner of Poseidon's mouth lifted. Internally, he agreed with his idiot brother.
The Hephaestus chariot was starting to gain on us, too.
Beckendorf pressed a button, and a panel slid open on the side of his chariot.
"Sorry, Percy!" he yelled. Three sets of balls and chains shot straight toward our wheels.
"Whoa!" Hephaestus shouted, his expression one of impressed surprise.
They would've wrecked us completely if Tyson hadn't whacked them aside with a quick swipe of his pole. He gave the Hephaestus chariot a good shove and sent them skittering sideways while we pulled ahead.
"Nice work, Tyson!" I yelled.
"Birds!" he cried.
"What?"
"The pigeons must have started attacking!" Ares yelled.
We were whipping along so fast it was hard to hear or see anything, but Tyson pointed toward the woods and I saw what he was worried about. The pigeons had risen from the trees. They were spiraling like a huge tornado, heading toward the track.
No big deal, I told myself. They're just pigeons.
Tyche smacked her forehead. "You did not just say that."
I tried to concentrate on the race.
We made our first turn, the wheels creaking under us, the chariot threatening to tip, but we were now only ten feet behind Anthony. If I could just get a little closer, Tyson could use his pole....
Anthony's fighter wasn't smiling now. He pulled a javelin from his collection and took aim at me. He was about to throw when we heard the screaming.
The pigeons were swarming—thousands of them dive-bombing the spectators in the stands, attacking the other chariots. Beckendorf was mobbed. His fighter tried to bat the birds away but he couldn't see anything. The chariot veered off course and plowed through the strawberry fields, the mechanical horses steaming.
In the Ares chariot, Clarisse barked an order to her fighter, who quickly threw a screen of camouflage netting over their basket. The birds swarmed around it, pecking and clawing at the fighter's hands as he tried to hold up the net, but Clarisse just gritted her teeth and kept driving. Her skeletal horses seemed immune to the distraction. The pigeons pecked uselessly at their empty eye sockets and flew through their rib cages, but the stallions kept right on running.
The spectators weren't so lucky. The birds were slashing at any bit of exposed flesh, driving everyone into a panic. Now that the birds were closer, it was clear they weren't normal pigeons.
Their eyes were beady and evil-looking. Their beaks were made of bronze, and judging from the yelps of the campers, they must've been razor sharp.
"My grandchildren!" Rhea cried out, extremely worried for the safety of the demigods, along with the rest of the deities.
But Poseidon was only worried about his daughter.
"Stymphalian birds!" Anthony yelled. He slowed down and pulled his chariot alongside mine. "They'll strip everyone to bones if we don't drive them away!"
"Those are Stymphalian birds?!" Zeus exclaimed in surprise. "Ours don't even look like pigeons!"
"Tyson," I said, "we're turning around!"
"Going the wrong way?" he asked.
"Always," I grumbled, but I steered the chariot toward the stands.
Anthony rode right next to me. He shouted, "Heroes, to arms!" But I wasn't sure anyone could hear him over the screeching of the birds and the general chaos.
I held my reins in one hand and managed to draw Riptide as a wave of birds dived at my face, their metal beaks snapping. I slashed them out of the air and they exploded into dust and feathers, but there were still millions of them left. One nailed me in the back end and I almost jumped straight out of the chariot.
"PERCILLA!!!" Poseidon screamed in alarm.
Anthony wasn't having much better luck. The closer we got to the stands, the thicker the cloud of birds became.
Athena bit her lips in worry.
Some of the spectators were trying to fight back. The Athena campers were calling for shields. The archers from Apollo's cabin brought out their bows and arrows, ready to slay the menace, but with so many campers mixed in with the birds, it wasn't safe to shoot.
Apollo copied Ares's habit and began biting his nails.
"Too many!" I yelled to Anthony. "How do you get rid of them?"
He stabbed at a pigeon with his knife. "Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could—"
Hercules raised an eyebrow. "My counterpart used brass bells? I used a pair of wooden clappers."
His eyes got wide. "Percy ... Chiron's collection!"
I understood instantly. "You think it'll work?"
He handed his fighter the reins and leaped from his chariot into mine like it was the easiest thing in the world. "To the Big House! It's our only chance!"
Clarisse has just pulled across the finish line, completely unopposed, and seemed to notice for the first time how serious the bird problem was.
When she saw us driving away, she yelled, "You're running? The fight is here, cowards!"
She drew her sword and charged for the stands.
Buddha hummed. "So, neither Percy nor Anthony won the chariot race."
I urged our horses into a gallop. The chariot rumbled through the strawberry fields, across the volleyball pit, and lurched to a halt in front of the Big House. Anthony and I ran inside, tearing down the hallway to Chiron's apartment.
His boom box was still on his nightstand. So were his favorite CDs. I grabbed the most repulsive one I could find, Anthony snatched the boom box, and together we ran back outside.
Down at the track, the chariots were in flames. Wounded campers ran in every direction, with birds shredding their clothes and pulling out their hair, while Tantalus chased breakfast pastries around the stands, every once in a while yelling, "Everything's under control! Not to worry.'"
"Fucking useless bastard!" many gods shouted in disdain.
We pulled up to the finish line. Anthony got the boom box ready. I prayed the batteries weren't dead.
I pressed PLAY and started up Chiron's favorite—the All-Time Greatest Hits of Dean Martin.
Suddenly the air was filled with violins and a bunch of guys moaning in Italian.
All the deities cringed at the sound.
"The fuck is wrong with humans?!" Apollo exclaimed, covering his ears. "They call this music?!"
"If that's Italian music, then we should have wiped out Italy when it was formed!" Zeus yelled. "I'll do it once I'm done watching my niece's life!"
"But if you do that, Father, Chaos will be angry," Hermes pointed out.
"Oh."
The demon pigeons went nuts. They started flying in circles, running into each other like they wanted to bash their own brains out. Then they abandoned the track altogether and flew skyward in a huge dark wave.
"Wow! That awful mortal music actually worked!" Loki said in surprise.
"Now!" shouted Anthony. "Archers!"
With clear targets, Apollo's archers had flawless aim. Most of them could nock five or six arrows at once. Within minutes, the ground was littered with dead bronze-beaked pigeons, and the survivors were a distant trail of smoke on the horizon.
Apollo beamed with pride at his children's exceptional skill in archery.
The camp was saved, but the wreckage wasn't pretty. Most of the chariots had been completely destroyed. Almost everyone was wounded, bleeding from multiple bird pecks. The kids from Aphrodite's cabin were screaming because their hairdos had been ruined and their clothes pooped on.
"Oh no, my poor babies!" Aphrodite cried out at the state of her children's appearance.
"Bravo!" Tantalus said, but he wasn't looking at me or Anthony. "We have our first winner!"
He walked to the finish line and awarded the golden laurels for the race to a stunned-looking Clarisse.
Then he turned and smiled at me. "And now to punish the troublemakers who disrupted this race."
Scene end.
"That disgusting fool better not punish my daughter!" Poseidon yelled angrily.
Chapter 58: *I Accept Gifts From A Stranger
Chapter Text
Hera's expression darkened with disapproval. "Percilla didn't disrupt the race. She and Athena's son were trying to save the others from those terrible birds."
Odin nodded in agreement. "Those two acted in the best interest of the campers. Punishing them would be nothing but sheer injustice."
Shiva scoffed. "Tantalus is nothing but a fool trying to exert authority he doesn't deserve."
Apollo crossed his arms. "Exactly! If anything, they should be getting rewarded, not punished."
New title on the screen:
I Accept Gifts From A Stranger
Poseidon scowled. "A stranger? Who dares give my daughter gifts?"
Aphrodite smirked. "Oh, gifts? I wonder if it's something romantic—maybe from someone who has a crush on her."
Her uncle glared at her from across the room, but she remained unfazed.
Hades sighed. "Let's just hope she doesn't accept something cursed."
The way Tantalus saw it, the Stymphalian birds had simply been minding their own business in the woods and would not have attacked if Anthony, Tyson, and I hadn't disturbed them with our bad chariot driving.
"That's bullshit!" Zeus exclaimed angrily. "Those birds had been waiting for the right time to attack them!"
Hades nodded in agreement. "Exactly. Those things are vicious little monsters. They weren't just 'minding their own business'—they were looking for prey."
Thor crossed his arms. "Not to mention, blaming their chariot driving is ridiculous. Those birds would've attacked regardless."
"That Tarantula guy is twisting the truth to make the kids seem at fault," Buddha added.
This was so completely unfair, I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut, which didn't help his mood. He sentenced us to kitchen patrol—scrubbing pots and platters all afternoon in the underground kitchen with the cleaning harpies. The harpies washed with lava instead of water, to get that extra-clean sparkle and kill ninety-nine point nine percent of all germs, so Anthony and I had to wear asbestos gloves and aprons.
"That fool dares to make my daughter clean with something as dangerous as lava!" Poseidon roared, his voice shaking the room like an earthquake. "She is a demigod, not some servant to be punished for surviving an attack! If I were there, I'd have thrown him into the tub of magma myself!"
Hades' eyes darkened with fury. "I agree. That pathetic excuse for a man should be rotting in hell for this. This isn't discipline—it's pure cruelty."
Buddha sighed, shaking his head. "That guy's stupidity is stacking up in all the worst ways. He's lucky the kids made it out okay."
Tyson didn't mind. He plunged his bare hands right in and started scrubbing, but Anthony and I had to suffer through hours of hot, dangerous work, especially since there were tons of extra plates. Tantalus had ordered a special luncheon banquet to celebrate Clarisse's chariot victory—a full-course meal featuring country-fried Stymphalian death-bird.
Heset licked her lips. "That sounds good. I would like to try the fried Stymphalian bird. I wonder if it tastes like chicken."
The only good thing about our punishment was that it gave Anthony and me a common enemy and lots of time to talk. After listening to my dream about Grover again, he looked like he might be starting to believe me.
Athena sighed in relief and approval. "Finally."
"If he's really found it," he murmured, "and if we could retrieve it—"
"Hold on," I said. "You act like this ... whatever-it-is Grover found is the only thing in the world that could save the camp. What is it?"
"I'll give you a hint. What do you get when you skin a ram?"
"Messy?"
The gods chuckled in amusement at her incorrect answer.
He sighed. " A fleece. The coat of a ram is called a fleece. And if that ram happens to have golden wool—"
"The Golden Fleece. Are you serious?"
Zeus raised an eyebrow. "Why is that important?"
Anthony scrapped a plateful of death-bird bones into the lava. "Percy, remember the Gray Sisters? They said they knew the location of the thing you seek. And they mentioned Jason. Three thousand years ago, they told him how to find the Golden Fleece. You do know the story of Jason and the Argonauts?"
"Yeah," I said. "That old movie with the clay skeletons."
Anthony rolled his eyes. "Oh my gods, Percy! You are so hopeless."
Poseidon glared at Anthony's image.
"What?" I demanded.
"Just listen. The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
Zeus snapped, startling the gods. "How dare he claim that the death of one of my children is unimportant?!"
Athena shrank at her father's sudden anger toward her son.
"It was probably important to her."
"The point is, when Cadmus got to Colchis, he sacrificed the golden ram to the gods and hung the Fleece in a tree in the middle of the kingdom. The Fleece brought prosperity to the land. Animals stopped getting sick. Plants grew better. Farmers had bumper crops. Plagues never visited. That's why Jason wanted the Fleece. It can revitalize any land where it's placed. It cures sickness, strengthens nature, cleans up pollution—"
"It could cure Thalia's tree."
The deities widened their eyes at what they had just heard.
"Then my daughter can no longer be poisoned with that Fleece!" Zeus exclaimed, his expression wild. "The satyr must bring the Fleece to the camp quickly!"
Both Odin and Beelzebub eyed the Fleece with interest, eager to obtain it for themselves to study its power.
Anthony nodded. "And it would totally strengthen the borders of Camp Half-Blood. But Percy, the Fleece has been missing for centuries. Tons of heroes have searched for it with no luck."
"But Grover found it," I said. "He went looking for Pan and he found the Fleece instead because they both radiate nature magic. It makes sense, Anthony. We can rescue him and save the camp at the same time. It's perfect!"
Anthony hesitated. "A little too perfect, don't you think? What if it's a trap?"
Apollo nodded. "Good thinking, Percy. Not everything that seems perfect actually is. You should always be wary of things that seem too easy."
I remembered last summer, how Kronos had manipulated our quest. He'd almost fooled us into helping him start a war that would've destroyed Western Civilization.
"What choice do we have?" I asked. "Are you going to help me rescue Grover or not?"
He glanced at Tyson, who'd lost interest in our conversation and was happily making toy boats out of cups and spoons in the lava.
"Percy," he said under his breath, "we'll have to fight a Cyclops. Polyphemus, the worst of the Cyclopes. And there's only one place his island could be. The Sea of Monsters."
"Hey, Poseidon, could Polyphemus be another son of yours since he's a Cyclops? Oh man, your children have to fight each other! Hahaha!" Zeus cackled.
Poseidon's eyes darkened like a raging storm as he turned to his idiot brother. "Shut your damn mouth, Zeus!" he growled, his voice echoing through the chamber. "Unless you want to find out how well you can breathe underwater for the next century."
"Now, now, boys," Rhea said disapprovingly.
"Where's that?"
He stared at me like she thought I was playing dumb. "The Sea of Monsters. The same sea Odysseus sailed through, and Jason, and Aeneas, and all the others."
"You mean the Mediterranean?"
"No. Well, yes ... but no."
"Another straight answer. Thanks."
"Look, Percy, the Sea of Monsters is the sea all heroes sail through on their adventures. It used to be in the Mediterranean, yes. But like everything else, it shifts locations as the West's center of power shifts."
"Like Mount Olympus being above the Empire State Building," I said. "And Hades being under Los Angeles."
"Right."
"It seems that any location connected to our counterparts' center of power shifts along with it," Hades remarked.
Odin stroked his beard thoughtfully. "A fascinating phenomenon. I wonder—if the West were to fall, where would these places migrate next?"
"But a whole sea full of monsters—how could you hide something like that? Wouldn't the mortals notice weird things happening ... like, ships getting eaten and stuff?"
"Of course they notice. They don't understand, but they know something is strange about that part of the ocean. The Sea of Monsters is off the east coast of the U.S. now, just northeast of Florida. The mortals even have a name for it."
"The Bermuda Triangle?"
"Exactly."
I let that sink in. I guess it wasn't stranger than anything else I'd learned since coming to Camp Half-Blood. "Okay ... so at least we know where to look."
"It's still a huge area, Percy. Searching for one tiny island in monster-infested waters—"
"Hey, I'm the daughter of the sea god. This is my home turf. How hard can it be?"
Xolotl, Tyche, and the other deities of luck and misfortune sighed.
Poseidon and the rest of the deities looked worried, knowing Percilla would soon embark on another quest.
Anthony knit his eyebrows. "We'll have to talk to Tantalus, get approval for a quest. He'll say no."
"Not if we tell him tonight at the campfire in front of everybody. The whole camp will hear. They'll pressure him. He won't be able to refuse."
"Maybe." A little bit of hope crept into Anthony's voice. "We'd better get these dishes done. Hand me the lava spray gun, will you?"
That night at the campfire, Apollo's cabin led the sing-along. They tried to get everybody's spirits up, but it wasn't easy after that afternoon's bird attack. We all sat around a semicircle of stone steps, singing halfheartedly and watching the bonfire blaze while the Apollo guys strummed their guitars and picked their lyres.
Apollo closed his eyes with a smile, enjoying the beautiful music his children played.
We did all the standard camp numbers: "Down by the Aegean," "I Am My Own Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandpa," "This Land is Minos's Land." The bonfire was enchanted, so the louder you sang, the higher it rose, changing color and heat with the mood of the crowd. On a good night, I'd seen it twenty feet high, bright purple, and so hot the whole front row's marshmallows burst into the flames. Tonight, the fire was only five feet high, barely warm, and the flames were the color of lint.
"That's cool," Agni, the Hindu god of fire, remarked.
Dionysus left early. After suffering through a few songs, he muttered something about how even pinochle with Chiron had been more exciting than this. Then he gave Tantalus a distasteful look and headed back toward the Big House.
The gods sneered in disdain at the sight of Tantalus.
When the last song was over, Tantalus said, "Well, that was lovely!"
He came forward with a toasted marshmallow on a stick and tried to pluck it off, real casual-like. But before he could touch it, the marshmallow flew off the stick. Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
Shiva and Buddha snorted in amusement, while Zeus, Loki, and Anubis burst into full-blown laughter at the scene.
The rest were also amused, especially by the "marshmallow committed suicide" part.
"Nice personification," commented Bragi, the Norse god of literature.
Tantalus turned back toward us, smiling coldly. "Now then! Some announcements about tomorrow's schedule."
"Sir," I said.
Tantalus's eye twitched. "Our kitchen girl has something to say?"
I want to rip that bastard's eyes out, Poseidon thought.
Some of the Ares campers snickered, but I wasn't going to let anybody embarrass me into silence. I stood and looked at Anthony. Thank the gods, he stood up with me.
I said, "We have an idea to save the camp."
Dead silence, but I could tell I'd gotten everybody's interest, because the campfire flared bright yellow.
"Indeed," Tantalus said blandly. "Well, if it has anything to do with chariots—"
"The Golden Fleece," I said. "We know where it is."
The flames burned orange. Before Tantalus could stop me, I blurted out my dream about Grover and Polyphemus's island. Anthony stepped in and reminded everybody what the Fleece could do. It sounded more convincing coming from him.
"The Fleece can save the camp," he concluded. "I'm certain of it."
"Nonsense," said Tantalus. "We don't need saving."
The gods exchanged looks of disbelief and irritation as Tantalus spoke.
"Don't need saving?" Hera barked, her voice thundering. "Is that useless fool serious? The camp is barely holding on, and he's too stubborn to accept that!"
Ares clenched his fists. "He allowed things to get this bad and now denies the very solution that could save everyone?"
Shiva shook his head, clearly baffled. "Unbelievable. The Fleece could heal the camp, yet he chooses to do nothing."
Everybody stared at him until Tantalus started looking uncomfortable.
"Besides," he added quickly, "the Sea of Monsters? That's hardly an exact location. You wouldn't even know where to look."
"Yes, I would," I said.
Anthony leaned toward me and whispered, "You would?"
Many gods looked surprised.
"Wait... would it be those four numbers from before?" Hades said in realization.
Poseidon also realized, remembering the numbers his brother had mentioned.
I nodded, because Anthony had jogged something in my memory when he reminded me about our taxi drive with the Gray Sisters. At the time, the information they'd given me made no sense. But now ...
"30, 31, 75, 12," I said.
"Ooo-kay," Tantalus said. "Thank you for sharing those meaningless numbers."
"They're sailing coordinates," I said. "Latitude and longitude. I, uh, learned about it in social studies."
The God of the Seas nodded in approval, internally praising his daughter's intelligence.
Even Anthony looked impressed. "30 degrees, 31 minutes north, 75 degrees, 12 minutes west. She's right! The Gray Sisters gave us those coordinates. That'd be somewhere in the Atlantic, off the coast of Florida. The Sea of Monsters. We need a quest!"
"Wait just a minute," Tantalus said.
But the campers took up the chant. "We need a quest! We need a quest!"
The flames rose higher.
"It isn't necessary!" Tantalus insisted.
"FINE!" Tantalus shouted, his eyes blazing with anger. "You brats want me to assign a quest?"
"YES!"
"Very well," he agreed. "I shall authorize a champion to undertake this perilous journey, to retrieve the Golden Fleece and bring it back to camp. Or die trying."
"It's good that he gave in," Sun Wukong said.
My heart filled with excitement. I wasn't going to let Tantalus scare me. This was what I needed to do. I was going to save Grover and the camp. Nothing would stop me.
"I will allow our champion to consult the Oracle!" Tantalus announced. "And choose two companions for the journey. And I think the choice of champion is obvious."
Tantalus looked at Anthony and me as if he wanted to flay us alive. "The champion should be one who has earned the camp's respect, who has proven resourceful in the chariot races and courageous in the defense of the camp. You shall lead this quest ... Clarisse!"
"My daughter?!" Ares exclaimed, surprised.
"Percilla should be the one to lead the quest, not my nephew's spawn!" Poseidon shouted furiously.
The god of war stiffened at his uncle's words.
The fire flickered a thousand different colors. The Ares cabin started stomping and cheering,
"CLARISSE! CLARISSE!"
Clarisse stood up, looking stunned. Then she swallowed, and her chest swelled with pride. "I accept the quest!"
"Wait!" I shouted. "Grover is my friend. The dream came to me."
"Sit down!" yelled one of the Ares campers. "You had your chance last summer!"
"Yeah, she just wants to be in the spotlight again!" another said.
Seeing his uncle seething at his kids' words toward Percy, Ares broke into a cold sweat.
Clarisse glared at me. "I accept the quest!" she repeated. "I, Clarisse, daughter of Ares, will save the camp!"
The Ares campers cheered even louder. Anthony protested, and the other Athena campers joined in. Everybody else started taking sides—shouting and arguing and throwing marshmallows. I thought it was going to turn into a full-fledged s'more war until Tantalus shouted, "Silence, you brats!"
"Stop calling our kids brats!" Dionysus yelled.
His tone stunned even me.
"Sit down!" he ordered. "And I will tell you a ghost story."
I didn't know what he was up to, but we all moved reluctantly back to our seats. The evil aura radiating from Tantalus was as strong as any monster I'd ever faced.
"Evil aura" instantly grabbed the gods' attention.
"Once upon a time there was a mortal king who was beloved of the Gods!" Tantalus put his hand on his chest, and I got the feeling he was talking about himself.
"This king," he said, "was even allowed to feast on Mount Olympus. But when he tried to take some ambrosia and nectar back to earth to figure out the recipe—just one little doggie bag, mind you—the gods punished him. They banned him from their halls forever! His own people mocked him! His children scolded him! And, oh yes, campers, he had horrible children. Children—just—like— you."
He pointed a crooked finger at several people in the audience, including me.
"Do you know what he did to his ungrateful children?" Tantalus asked softly. "Do you know how he paid back the gods for their cruel punishment? He invited the Olympians to a feast at his palace, just to show there were no hard feelings. No one noticed that his children were missing. And when he served the gods dinner, my dear campers, can you guess what was in the stew?"
"THAT SICK BASTARD!!!" Rhea screamed in absolute rage. "HOW COULD HE MURDER HIS OWN CHILDREN?!"
"And feed them to our counterparts!" Hera added, equally furious.
The throne room erupted with divine fury.
Zeus's entire form crackled with lightning, his eyes burning with unrestrained rage. "That motherfucker even has the audacity to act as if he were the victim!"
The air around Poseidon swirled with the scent of salt and a brewing storm. "Even the creatures of the deepest ocean would not commit such an atrocity," he growled. "He is lower than the filth at the bottom of the sea."
Demeter's face twisted in horror, her hands trembling. "His own children," she whispered, sickened. "An unforgivable crime against nature itself."
Apollo clenched his fists, his usually bright aura dimming with fury. "And he sits there, preaching as if he has the right to judge our children?" he seethed. "He should have been erased from existence."
Artemis's silver eyes burned with cold hatred. "Murdering your own children was monstrous enough," she spat. "But feeding them to the gods? He defiled their very souls."
Hades let out a slow, humorless laugh, his fingers tapping against the arm of his throne. "He belongs in the darkest depths of Tartarus," he said, his voice dripping with venom.
Buddha, usually easygoing, looked sickened. "He's the worst kind of scum," he muttered, shaking his head.
The entire chamber pulsed with divine wrath, the air thick with the gods' overwhelming disgust for the man on the screen.
No one dared answer. The firelight glowed dark blue, reflecting evilly on Tantalus's crooked face.
"Oh, the gods punished him in the afterlife," Tantalus croaked. "They did indeed. But he'd had his moment of satisfaction, hadn't he? His children never again spoke back to him or questioned his authority. And do you know what? Rumor has it that the king's spirit now dwells at this very camp, waiting for a chance to take revenge on ungrateful, rebellious children. And so ... are there any more complaints, before we send Clarisse off on her quest?"
"That piece of shit needs to be taken out immediately!" Durga snarled, with everyone nodding in agreement.
Silence.
Tantalus nodded at Clarisse. "The Oracle, my dear. Go on."
She shifted uncomfortably, like even she didn't want glory at the price of being Tantalus's pet. "Sir—"
"Go!" he snarled.
"Do not speak to my daughter in that tone, you vermin!" Ares yelled, his voice booming with fury. Aphrodite gripped his hand tightly, preventing him from lunging at the screen.
She bowed awkwardly and hurried off toward the Big House.
"What about you, Percilla Jackson?" Tantalus asked. "No comments from our dishwasher?"
I didn't say anything. I wasn't going to give him the satisfaction of punishing me again.
"Good," Tantalus said. "And let me remind everyone— no one leaves this camp without my permission. Anyone who tries ... well, if they survive the attempt, they will be expelled forever, but it won't come to that. The harpies will be enforcing curfew from now on, and they are always hungry! Good night, my dear campers. Sleep well."
"I hate my copy for allowing him to stay in the camp," Dionysus muttered.
With a wave of Tantalus's hand, the fire was extinguished, and the campers trailed off toward their cabins in the dark.
I couldn't explain things to Tyson. He knew I was sad. He knew I wanted to go on a trip and Tantalus wouldn't let me.
"You will go anyway?" he asked.
"I don't know," I admitted. "It would be hard. Very hard."
"I will help."
Poseidon scoffed in annoyance. "My daughter doesn't need his help. He would only hold her back."
"He is your son, Poseidon," Rhea reminded him with a frown. "And he has already helped her fight off some monsters. So, I must disagree with you."
"Tch." The sea god sneered.
"No. I—uh, I couldn't ask you to do that, big guy. Too dangerous."
Tyson looked down at the pieces of metal he was assembling in his lap—springs and gears and tiny wires. Beckendorf had given him some tools and spare parts, and now Tyson spent every night tinkering, though I wasn't sure how his huge hands could handle such delicate little pieces.
Hephaestus hummed. "I wonder what he's going to make with those pieces."
"What are you building?" I asked.
Tyson didn't answer. Instead he made a whimpering sound in the back of his throat.
"Anthony doesn't like Cyclopes. You ... don't want me along?"
"Oh, that's not it," I said halfheartedly. "Anthony likes you. Really."
"Obviously not being truthful," Apollo commented.
He had tears in the corners of his eye.
I remembered that Grover, like all satyrs, could read human emotions. I wondered if Cyclopes had the same ability.
Tyson folded up his tinkering project in an oilcloth. He lay down on his bunk bed and hugged his bundle like a teddy bear. When he turned toward the wall, I could see the weird scars on his back, like somebody had plowed over him with a tractor. I wondered for the millionth time how he'd gotten hurt.
The gods were disturbed by the sight.
Rhea gasped in shock and anger. "Who would dare hurt my grandson?!"
"Daddy always cared for m-me," he sniffled. "Now ... I think he was mean to have a Cyclops boy. I should not have been born."
Many of the gods felt sympathy for him. Rhea, Leto, and several goddesses—including Frigg, Hestia, Artemis, and Aphrodite—became teary-eyed.
Though he didn't show it, even Poseidon unexpectedly felt a twinge of emotion stir inside him.
Why am I feeling this way toward this repulsive creature?! I will never claim him as my son!
"Don't talk that way! Poseidon claimed you, didn't he? So ... he must care about you ... a lot...."
My voice trailed off as I thought about all those years Tyson had lived on the streets of New York in a cardboard refrigerator box. How could Tyson think that Poseidon had cared for him? What kind of dad let that happen to his kid, even if his kid was a monster?
"Tyson ... camp will be a good home for you. The others will get used to you. I promise."
Tyson sighed. I waited for him to say something. Then I realized he was already asleep.
I lay back on my bed and tried to close my eyes, but I just couldn't. I was afraid I might have another dream about Grover. If the empathy link was real ... if something happened to Grover ... would I ever wake up?
"I still can't believe the satyr did that," Apollo muttered.
Poseidon gripped his armrests so tightly that they cracked.
The full moon shone through my window. The sound of the surf rumbled in the distance. I could smell the warm scent of the strawberry fields, and hear the laughter of the dryads as they chased owls through the forest. But something felt wrong about the night—the sickness of Thalia's tree, spreading across the valley.
Could Clarisse save Half-Blood Hill? I thought the odds were better of me getting a "Best Camper" award from Tantalus.
The god of the sea nodded in agreement with his daughter's thoughts, though he would rather she not interact with that piece of filth at all.
I got out of bed and pulled on some clothes. I grabbed a beach blanket and a six-pack of Coke from under my bunk. The Cokes were against the rules. No outside snacks or drinks were allowed, but if you talked to the right guy in Hermes's cabin and paid him a few golden drachma, he could smuggle in almost anything from the nearest convenience store.
Sneaking out after curfew was against the rules, too. If I got caught I'd either get in big trouble or be eaten by the harpies. But I wanted to see the ocean. I always felt better there. My thoughts were clearer. I left the cabin and headed for the beach.
I spread my blanket near the surf and popped open a Coke. For some reason sugar and caffeine always calmed down my hyperactive brain. I tried to decide what to do to save the camp, but nothing came to me. I wished Poseidon would talk to me, give me some advice or something.
Poseidon scowled (unsurprisingly) at the mention of his counterpart.
"Poor girl," Leto muttered with concern.
The sky was clear and starry. I was checking out the constellations Anthony had taught me—Sagittarius, Hercules, Corona Borealis—when somebody said, "Beautiful, aren't they?"
I almost spewed soda.
Even the gods were startled by the unfamiliar voice.
Standing right next to me was a guy in nylon running shorts and a New York City Marathon T-shirt. He was slim and fit, with salt-and-pepper hair and a sly smile. He looked kind of familiar, but I couldn't figure out why.
For some reason, Hermes couldn't help but tense at the sight of the man.
"Who the hell is that guy?" Zeus asked in wonder.
My first thought was that he must've been taking a midnight jog down the beach and strayed inside the camp borders. That wasn't supposed to happen. Regular mortals couldn't enter the valley.
But maybe with the tree's magic weakening he'd managed to slip in. But in the middle of the night?
And there was nothing around except farmland and state preserves. Where would this guy have jogged from?
The god became suspicious of the man.
"Percilla should stay away from that man; he could be there to harm her!" Poseidon yelled worriedly.
"May I join you?" he asked. "I haven't sat down in ages."
Now, I know—a strange guy in the middle of the night. Common sense: I was supposed to run away, yell for help, etc. But the guy acted so calm about the whole thing that I found it hard to be afraid.
I said, "Uh, sure."
Poseidon and other gods slapped their foreheads.
"Is he the stranger who will give her gifts?" Buddha asked.
"He has to be. I wonder what he will give her," Ares remarked curiously.
He smiled. "Your hospitality does you credit. Oh, and Coca-Cola! May I?"
He sat at the other end of the blanket, popped a soda and took a drink. "Ah ... that hits the spot. Peace and quiet at—"
A cell phone went off in his pocket.
The jogger sighed. He pulled out his phone and my eyes got big, because it glowed with a bluish light. When he extended the antenna, two creatures began writhing around it—green snakes, no bigger than earthworms.
The jogger didn't seem to notice. He checked his LCD display and cursed. "I've got to take this. Just a sec ..." Then into the phone: "Hello?"
He listened. The mini-snakes writhed up and down the antenna right next to his ear.
"Yeah," the jogger said. "Listen—I know, but... I don't care if he is chained to a rock with vultures pecking at his liver, if he doesn't have a tracking number, we can't locate his package.... A gift to humankind, great... You know how many of those we deliver—Oh, never mind. Listen, just refer him to Eris in customer service. I gotta go."
"What?!" Eris, the Greek goddess of chaos and discord, exclaimed in surprise at hearing her name.
He hung up. "Sorry. The overnight express business is just booming. Now, as I was saying—"
"You have snakes on your phone."
"What? Oh, they don't bite. Say hello, George and Martha."
Hello, George and Martha, a raspy male voice said inside my head.
Don't be sarcastic, said a female voice.
Why not? George demanded. I do all the real work.
"Wow, cool! Those snakes are telepathic!" Anubis exclaimed excitedly.
"Oh, let's not go into that again!" The jogger slipped his phone back into his pocket. "Now, where were we ... Ah, yes. Peace and quiet."
He crossed his ankles and stared up at the stars. "Been a long time since I've gotten to relax. Ever since the telegraph—rush, rush, rush. Do you have a favorite constellation, Percy?"
"He knows her name," Hades stated, narrowing his eyes at the man.
I was still kind of wondering about the little green snakes he'd shoved into his jogging shorts, but I said, "Uh, I like Hercules."
Heracles— or Hercules— instantly paid closer attention to their conversation.
"Why?"
"Well ... because he had rotten luck. Even worse than mine. It makes me feel better."
"My counterpart had rotten luck?" the god of fortitude said in surprise.
The jogger chuckled. "Not because he was strong and famous and all that?"
"No."
"You're an interesting young woman. And so, what now?"
I knew immediately what he was asking. What did I intend to do about the Fleece?
Before I could answer, Martha the snake's muffled voice came from his pocket: I have Demeter on line two.
"Not now," the jogger said. "Tell her to leave a message."
She's not going to like that. The last time you put her off, all the flowers in the floral delivery division wilted.
"Just tell her I'm in a meeting!" The jogger rolled his eyes. "Sorry again, Percy. You were saying ..."
Demeter was disappointed that she didn't get to hear her counterpart's voice.
"Um ... who are you, exactly?"
"Haven't you guessed by now, a smart girl like you?"
Show her! Martha pleaded . I haven't been full-size for months.
Don't listen to her! George said. She just wants to show off!
The man took out his phone again. "Original form, please."
The phone glowed a brilliant blue. It stretched into a three-foot-long wooden staff with dove wings sprouting out the top. George and Martha, now full-sized green snakes, coiled together around the middle. It was a caduceus, the symbol of Cabin Eleven.
Hermes stiffened, his expression one of disbelief as he realized who the man was.
The rest of the Olympians and deities wore similar expressions.
My throat tightened. I realized who the jogger reminded me of with his elfish features, the mischievous twinkle in his eyes....
"You're Luke's father," I said. "Hermes."
The god pursed his lips. He stuck his caduceus in the sand like an umbrella pole. "'Luke's father.' Normally, that's not the first way people introduce me. God of thieves, yes. God of messengers and travelers, if they wish to be kind."
"That fucking deadbeat," Hermes muttered, sneering."He finally showed himself."
God of thieves works, George said.
Oh, don't mind George. Martha flicked her tongue at me. He's just bitter because Hermes likes me best.
He does not!
Does too!
"Behave, you two," Hermes warned, "or I'll turn you back into a cell phone and set you on vibrate! Now, Percy, you still haven't answered my question. What do you intend to do about the quest?"
"I—I don't have permission to go."
"No, indeed. Will that stop you?"
"I want to go. I have to save Grover."
Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really."
Here we go again, George said. Always talking about himself.
Quiet! Martha snapped. Do you want to get set on vibrate?
Hermes ignored them. "One night, when this boy's mother wasn't watching, he sneaked out of their cave and stole some cattle that belonged to Apollo."
"Hey, this sounds familiar!" Apollo exclaimed, exchanging glances with Hermes.
"Did he get blasted to tiny pieces?" I asked.
Zeus and Loki snickered in amusement.
"Hmm ... no. Actually, everything turned out quite well. To make up for his theft, the boy gave Apollo an instrument he'd invented—a lyre. Apollo was so enchanted with the music that he forgot all about being angry."
"So my counterpart invented the lyre, just like me," the god of travel stated.
"So what's the moral?"
"The moral?" Hermes asked. "Goodness, you act like it's a fable. It's a true story. Does truth have a moral?"
"Um ..."
Poseidon hates that his nephew's counterpart is still talking to her. He thinks he's wasting his daughter's time.
"How about this: stealing is not always bad?"
"I don't think my mom would like that moral."
Rats are delicious, suggested George.
What does that have to do with the story? Martha demanded.
Nothing, George said. But I'm hungry.
"I've got it," Hermes said. "Young people don't always do what they're told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderful, sometimes they escape punishment. How's that?"
"You're saying I should go anyway," I said, "even without permission."
The gods were amazed that the girl understood what he was saying.
Hermes's eyes twinkled. "Martha, may I have the first package, please?"
Martha opened her mouth ... and kept opening it until it was as wide as my arm. She belched out a stainless steel canister—an old-fashioned lunch box thermos with a black plastic top. The sides of the thermos were enameled with red and yellow Ancient Greek scenes—a hero killing a lion; a hero lifting up Cerberus, the three-headed dog.
"That's Hercules," I said. "But how—"
"Two of the Twelve Labours," Hercules commented.
"Never question a gift," Hermes chided. "This is a collector's item from Hercules Busts Heads. The first season."
"Hercules Busts Heads?"
"Hercules Bust Heads?!" Hercules and the rest of the gods echoed at the same time.
"Great show." Hermes sighed. "Back before Hephaestus-TV was all reality programming. Of course, the thermos would be worth much more if I had the whole lunch box—"
Or if it hadn't been in Martha's mouth, George added.
I'll get you for that. Martha began chasing him around the caduceus.
"Wait a minute," I said. "This is a gift?"
"One of two," Hermes said. "Go on, pick it up."
I almost dropped it because it was freezing cold on one side and burning hot on the other.
The weird thing was, when I turned the thermos, the side facing the ocean— north—was always the cold side....
"It's a compass!" I said.
Hermes looked surprised. "Very clever. I never thought of that. But its intended use is a bit more dramatic. Uncap it, and you will release the winds from the four corners of the earth to speed you on your way. Not now! And please, when the time comes, only unscrew the lid a tiny bit. The winds are a bit like me—always restless. Should all four escape at once ... ah, but I'm sure you'll be careful. And now my second gift. George?"
"What happens if all four escape at once?" Loki asked curiously.
She's touching me, George complained as he and Martha slithered around the pole.
"She's always touching you," Hermes said. "You're intertwined. And if you don't stop that, you'll get knotted again!"
The snakes stopped wrestling.
George unhinged his jaw and coughed up a little plastic bottle filled with chewable vitamins.
"You're kidding," I said. "Are those Minotaur-shaped?"
Hermes picked up the bottle and rattled it. "The lemon ones, yes. The grape ones are Furies, I think. Or are they hydras? At any rate, these are potent. Don't take one unless you really, really need it."
"How will I know if I really, really need it?"
"You'll know, believe me. Nine essential vitamins, minerals, amino acids ... oh, everything you need to feel yourself again."
Hera looked annoyed. "What does he mean by that? What are those vitamins even used for? I hate that my niece wasn't given straight answers."
The gods, especially Hermes, Hades, Odin, and Beelzebub, looked intrigued by the multivitamins.
He tossed me the bottle.
"Um, thanks," I said. "But Lord Hermes, why are you helping me?"
He gave me a melancholy smile. "Perhaps because I hope that you can save many people on this quest, Percy. Not just your friend Grover."
I stared at him. "You don't mean ... Luke?"
At the mention of the traitor, everyone grew cold.
Hermes didn't answer.
"Look," I said. "Lord Hermes, I mean, thanks and everything, but you might as well take back your gifts. Luke can't be saved. Even if I could find him ... he told me he wanted to tear down Olympus stone by stone. He betrayed everybody he knew. He—he hates you especially."
Hermes gazed up at the stars. "My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the Internet—"
"You invented the Internet?"
He invented the internet, just like I did?! Hermes thought, stunned.
It was my idea, Martha said.
Rats are delicious, George said.
"It was my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the Internet, not the rats. But that's not the point. Percy, do you understand what I'm saying about family?"
"I—I'm not sure."
"He's saying that despite what his son had done, , he still believes there's a chance for him," Hades explained. "Even if his son has turned his back on everything, there's still hope for redemption. Family is family, and you fight for them until the very end."
"You will someday." Hermes got up and brushed the sand off his legs. "In the meantime, I must be going."
You have sixty calls to return, Martha said.
And one thousand-thirty-eight e-mails, George added. Not counting the offers for online discount ambrosia.
"And you, Percy," Hermes said, "have a shorter deadline than you realize to complete your quest. Your friends should be coming right about ... now."
I heard Anthony's voice calling my name from the sand dunes. Tyson, too, was shouting from a little bit farther away.
"I hope I packed well for you," Hermes said. "I do have some experience with travel."
He snapped his fingers and three yellow duffel bags appeared at my feet. "Waterproof, of course. If you ask nicely, your father should be able to help you reach the ship."
"Ship?"
Hermes pointed. Sure enough, a big cruise ship was cutting across Long Island Sound, its white-and-gold lights glowing against the dark water.
"Wait," I said. "I don't understand any of this. I haven't even agreed to go!"
"I'd make up your mind in the next five minutes, if I were you," Hermes advised. "That's when the harpies will come to eat you. Now, good night, cousin, and dare I say it? May the gods go with you."
He opened his hand and the caduceus flew into it.
Good luck, Martha told me.
Bring me back a rat, George said.
The caduceus changed into a cell phone and Hermes slipped it into his pocket.
He jogged off down the beach. Twenty paces away, he shimmered and vanished, leaving me alone with a thermos, a bottle of chewable vitamins, and five minutes to make an impossible decision.
Scene end.
"It's so unfair that your counterpart looks much better than mine, Hermes," Dionysus complained.
Chapter 59: Illusion Or Truth?
Notes:
It will still be straight reactions, but if I have time, I'll include a present-day chapter once in a while.
Chapter Text
(Present)
Hades' presence cast a long shadow over the luminescent garden. The faint glow of Persephone's flowers illuminated his chiseled features, his expression unreadable—calm, yet piercing in its intensity.
"Persephone," he acknowledged his wife first, his tone polite but carrying an unspoken authority. Then his gaze shifted to Percy, and though his face remained impassive, there was something searching in his stare. "I believe Percy has had enough of the tour today and needs rest."
Percy swallowed, her mind still spinning from Persephone's offer. Had he overheard? Was he suspicious? She forced herself to meet his gaze without hesitation, schooling her expression into one of neutrality.
Persephone, however, was far less subtle. Her emerald eyes held a flicker of defiance, but she merely nodded. "Of course, my lord. I was simply showing her my garden."
Hades studied her for a moment longer before turning his full attention to Percy. "Come." His voice was smooth, almost gentle, yet it left no room for argument.
Percy hesitated only a second before following him out of the garden, casting one last glance at Persephone. The queen stood unmoving among the glowing flora, her gaze lingering on Percy—there was no mistaking the warning in her expression.
As Percy stepped away, she felt the weight of a choice she hadn't yet made pressing down on her.
⸻
The walk back to the castle was silent. Hades led her through a different corridor, this one more regal than the others they passed, lined with polished obsidian columns and intricate tapestries woven with golden thread. The contrast between the warmth of the garden and the cold, imposing elegance of the castle sent a shiver down Percy's spine.
At last, they reached a private chamber—one of Hades' studies, if she had to guess. It was a vast room filled with bookshelves that stretched to the ceiling, a massive desk neatly stacked with scrolls and documents, and a fireplace that crackled with ethereal blue flames. The air was heavy with the scent of old parchment and candle wax.
Hades gestured for her to sit in one of the plush chairs near the fire. She obeyed, careful to keep her posture relaxed, even as her mind raced.
He leaned on the front of his desk, arms crossed, studying her for a long moment before finally speaking. "What did my wife say to you?"
Percy had expected this question, but it still sent a jolt of nervous energy through her. She forced herself to hold his gaze, offering a casual shrug. "Not much. She mostly just talked about her garden. Showed me some flowers."
Hades hummed, the sound neither satisfied nor displeased. "Is that so?"
"Yeah," Percy nodded, keeping her voice even. "She also told me that your kids have been great company. I guess I owe you for letting me stay here. Could be worse, considering everything."
A beat of silence passed.
Then Hades smiled—a small, knowing thing that sent a prickle of unease down her spine. "You are a terrible liar."
Percy's stomach clenched, but she didn't let her expression falter. Instead, she scoffed, leaning back in the chair. "I don't know what you're talking about."
Hades tilted his head slightly, regarding her with a patience that was somehow more unsettling than anger. "Persephone warned you about me, didn't she?"
Percy's throat went dry. A thousand responses ran through her head, but none seemed good enough to convince him. Finally, she settled on an old trick—deflection.
"Well, if she did, shouldn't that bother you?" she countered, raising an eyebrow. "I mean, your own wife thinks I should be careful around you. If anything, that's more your problem than mine."
Hades let out a quiet chuckle. "Clever." He leaned forward slightly, resting his elbows on the armrests of his chair. "But tell me, Percy—what do you think? Do you trust me?"
The question caught her off guard.
Did she?
Hades had saved her from Poseidon, had given her sanctuary. So far, he hadn't harmed her, and if anything, he had treated her with respect, unlike most gods. But Persephone's warning lingered in her mind.
Power, control, love.
She had already been used as a pawn once. She wasn't eager to let it happen again.
"I don't know yet," she admitted honestly. "But I do know that I'm stuck here, at least for now. So, I guess I'll just have to figure it out as I go."
Hades studied her for a long moment, then nodded. "A wise answer."
His approval made her uneasy.
Without warning, Hades leaned over her, closing the space between them. Percy stiffened in her seat, her instincts flaring at the sudden proximity. His tall frame loomed over her, casting a shadow against the firelight.
She didn't move, but her breath hitched slightly when he reached out, his fingers brushing against a strand of her black hair. He twirled it slowly between his fingers, examining it as if considering something unseen.
Percy's muscles tensed. Every fiber of her being told her to pull away, but she forced herself to remain still, unwilling to give him the satisfaction of a reaction.
Hades' violet eyes gleamed with something unreadable before he finally released the strand, straightening once more.
"Rest for now, Percy," he said, his tone deceptively gentle. "Enjoy your time here. But remember—Helheim is not like any divine realm. There are no illusions here. Only truths."
His gaze locked onto hers, unwavering, as if daring her to understand something she wasn't yet ready to grasp.
Then, without another word, he turned and left, the doors shutting behind him with a quiet finality.
Percy exhaled slowly, tension bleeding from her shoulders as she sank deeper into the chair.
Her fingers curled against the fabric of the armrest.
Hades was dangerous—of that, she had no doubt. But the worst part?
She couldn't tell if the danger lay in his power... or in the way he looked at her.
Persephone's warning wasn't just paranoia. It was a reality she now had to navigate.
And she had no idea which path would lead her to safety—
Or which would pull her deeper into Hades' grasp.
Chapter 60: *We Board The Princess Andromeda
Chapter Text
Hermes grinned, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "Oh, come on, Dionysus. You know beauty's all about how you feel on the inside."
Dionysus snorted. "Right, because looking like a half-drunken, sunburned grape is all about inner peace."
"Well," Hermes said with a shrug, "at least your counterpart didn't have a son who turned out to be evil."
Dionysus narrowed his eyes. "Okay, touché, Hermes. Touché."
New title appears on the screen:
We Board The Princess Andromeda
"Hmm, so this next scene must be about my cousin going on that ship my counterpart gifted her," Hermes remarked.
"I hope the children don't get into trouble," Rhea added.
I was staring at the waves when Anthony and Tyson found me.
"What's going on?" Anthony asked. "I heard you calling for help!"
"Me, too!" Tyson said. "Heard you yell, 'Bad things are attacking!'"
"She didn't say that," Apollo said with a look of bewilderment. The rest of the deities wore similar expressions.
"I didn't call you guys," I said. "I'm fine."
"But then who ..." Anthony noticed the three yellow duffel bags, then the thermos and the bottle of vitamins I was holding. "What—"
"Just listen," I said. "We don't have much time."
I told them about my conversation with Hermes. By the time I was finished, I could hear screeching in the distance—patrol harpies picking up our scent.
"Percy," Anthony said, "we have to do the quest."
"We'll get expelled, you know. Trust me, I'm an expert at getting expelled."
"So? If we fail, there won't be any camp to come back to."
"Athena's son is right. The camp is still in serious trouble," Hera said.
"Yeah, but you promised Chiron—"
"I promised I'd keep you from danger. I can only do that by coming with you! Tyson can stay behind and tell them—"
"I want to go," Tyson said.
"No!" Anthony's voice sounded close to panic. "I mean ... Percy, come on. You know that's impossible."
Athena narrowed her eyes, noting her son's reaction to the Cyclops. The other gods noticed it too.
I wondered again why he had such a grudge against Cyclopes. There was something he wasn't telling me.
He and Tyson both looked at me, waiting for an answer. Meanwhile, the cruise ship was getting farther and farther away.
The thing was, part of me didn't want Tyson along. I'd spent the last three days in close quarters with the guy, getting razzed by the other campers and embarrassed a million times a day, constantly reminded that I was related to him. I needed some space.
Poseidon internally agreed. Percilla needs to stay as far away from that abomination as possible.
Rhea frowned disapprovingly. "I hope my granddaughter eventually accepts him as her brother."
Hades nodded. "I agree, Mother."
Plus, I didn't know how much help he'd be, or how I'd keep him safe. Sure, he was strong, but Tyson was a little kid in Cyclops terms, maybe seven or eight years old, mentally. I could see him freaking out and starting to cry while we were trying to sneak past a monster or something. He'd get us all killed.
"I don't think she should assume that. That Cyclops kid seems to have potential," Hephaestus remarked.
"Yeah," Dionysus agreed. "Plus, he saved her at least twice."
On the other hand, the sound of the harpies was getting closer....
"We can't leave him," I decided. "Tantalus will punish him for us being gone."
Poseidon was expressionless, not showing his dissatisfaction with his daughter's decision.
"Percy," Anthony said, trying to keep his cool, "we're going to Polyphemus's island! Polyphemus is an S-i-k ... a C-y-k..." He stamped his foot in frustration. As smart as he was, Anthony was dyslexic, too. We could've been there all night while he tried to spell Cyclops. "You know what I mean!"
"Tyson can go," I insisted, "if he wants to."
Tyson clapped his hands. "Want to!"
Anthony gave me the evil eye, but I guess he could tell I wasn't going to change my mind.
Or maybe he just knew we didn't have time to argue.
"All right," he said. "How do we get to that ship?"
"Hermes said my father would help."
"Well then, Seaweed Brain? What are you waiting for?"
I'd always had a hard time calling on my father, or praying, or whatever you want to call it, but I stepped into the waves.
"Urn, Dad?" I called. "How's it going?"
The gods chuckled.
"Percy!" Anthony whispered. "We're in a hurry!"
"We need your help," I called a little louder. "We need to get to that ship, like, before we get eaten and stuff, so ..."
Every deity wondered whether her father would show up again or if something else would happen.
Poseidon hoped his counterpart wouldn't appear, as he couldn't stand to see his repulsive face.
At first, nothing happened. Waves crashed against the shore like normal. The harpies sounded like they were right behind the sand dunes. Then, about a hundred yards out to sea, three white lines appeared on the surface. They moved fast toward the shore, like claws ripping through the ocean.
As they neared the beach, the surf burst apart and the heads of three white stallions reared out of the waves.
Tyson caught his breath. "Fish ponies!"
The gods' eyes widened in surprise at the creatures.
He was right. As the creatures pulled themselves onto the sand, I saw that they were only horses in the front; their back halves were silvery fish bodies, with glistening scales and rainbow tail fins.
"Hippocampi!" Anthony said. "They're beautiful."
The nearest one whinnied in appreciation and nuzzled Anthony.
"We'll admire them later," I said. "Come on!"
"There!" a voice screeched behind us. "Bad children out of cabins! Snack time for lucky harpies!"
Ares scowled. "It's those damn bird women!"
"Oh shit!" Zeus, Shiva, and Indra said in unison.
Everyone in the room grew worried.
Five of them were fluttering over the top of the dunes—plump little hags with pinched faces and talons and feathery wings too small for their bodies. They reminded me of miniature cafeteria ladies who'd been crossbred with dodo birds. They weren't very fast, thank the gods, but they were vicious if they caught you.
Loki burst out laughing. "Miniature cafeteria ladies crossbred with dodo birds?! How does she even come up with that?!"
"Tyson!" I said. "Grab a duffel bag!"
He was still staring at the hippocampi with his mouth hanging open, "Tyson!"
"Uh?"
"Come on!"
With Anthony's help I got him moving. We gathered the bags and mounted our steeds.
Poseidon must've known Tyson was one of the passengers, because one hippocampus was much larger than the other two—just right for carrying a Cyclops.
"Giddyup!" I said. My hippocampus turned and plunged into the waves. Anthony's and Tyson's followed right behind.
The harpies cursed at us, wailing for their snacks to come back, but the hippocampi raced over the water at the speed of Jet Skis. The harpies fell behind, and soon the shore of Camp Half-Blood was nothing but a dark smudge. I wondered if I'd ever see the place again. But right then I had other problems.
The cruise ship was now looming in front of us—our ride toward Florida and the Sea of Monsters.
Riding the hippocampus was even easier than riding a pegasus. We zipped along with the wind in our faces, speeding through the waves so smooth and steady I hardly needed to hold on at all.
As we got closer to the cruise ship, I realized just how huge it was. I felt as though I were looking up at a building in Manhattan. The white hull was at least ten stories tall, topped with another dozen levels of decks with brightly lit balconies and portholes. The ship's name was painted just above the bow line in black letters, lit with a spotlight. It took me a few seconds to decipher it:
PRINCESS ANDROMEDA
Attached to the bow was a huge masthead—a three-story-tall woman wearing a white Greek chiton, sculpted to look as if she were chained to the front of the ship. She was young and beautiful, with flowing black hair, but her expression was one of absolute terror. Why anybody would want a screaming princess on the front of their vacation ship, I had no idea.
"Because humans have weird taste," Apollo remarked. "If I were to make my own ship, I would have a giant golden sunburst, with my face at the center, of course. Something a little more... tasteful."
Artemis side-eyed him, clearly unimpressed.
I remembered the myth about Andromeda and how she had been chained to a rock by her own parents as a sacrifice to a sea monster. Maybe she'd gotten too many F's on her report card or something. Anyway, Perseus, who would have been my namesake if I had been born a boy, saved her just in time and turned the sea monster to stone using the head of Medusa.
Perseus always won. He was one of the only heroes in Greek myths who got a happy ending. The others died—betrayed, mauled, mutilated, poisoned, or cursed by the gods. My mom hoped I would have the same luck as Perseus. Judging by how my life was going so far, I wasn't really optimistic.
"My counterpart should really give the girl some luck," said Tyche.
"How do we get aboard?" Anthony shouted over the noise of the waves, but the hippocampi seemed to know what we needed. They skimmed along the starboard side of the ship, riding easily through its huge wake, and pulled up next to a service ladder riveted to the side of the hull.
"You first," I told Anthony.
Poseidon frowned. "The half-breed should be the one to let Percilla go first."
Athena and Artemis rolled their eyes at their uncle's outdated thinking.
He slung his duffel bag over his shoulder and grabbed the bottom rung. Once he'd hoisted himself onto the ladder, his hippocampus whinnied a farewell and dove underwater.
Anthony began to climb. I let him get a few rungs up, then followed him.
Finally it was just Tyson in the water. His hippocampus was treating him to 360° aerials and backward ollies, and Tyson was laughing so hysterically, the sound echoed up the side of the ship.
"Tyson, shhh!" I said. "Come on, big guy!"
"Can't we take Rainbow?" he asked, his smile fading.
I stared at him. "Rainbow?"
"Aww, he named the beautiful creature," Aphrodite cooed.
The hippocampus whinnied as if he liked his new name.
"Um, we have to go," I said. "Rainbow ... well, he can't climb ladders."
Tyson sniffled. He buried his face in the hippocampus's mane. "I will miss you, Rainbow!"
The hippocampus made a neighing sound I could've sworn was crying.
Many goddesses, and even some gods, were struck by the scene, finding it sad.
Poseidon rolled his eyes.
"Maybe we'll see him again sometime," I suggested.
"Oh, please!" Tyson said, perking up immediately. "Tomorrow!"
I didn't make any promises, but I finally convinced Tyson to say his farewells and grab hold of the ladder. With a final sad whinny, Rainbow the hippocampus did a back-flip and dove into the sea.
The ladder led to a maintenance deck stacked with yellow lifeboats. There was a set of locked double doors, which Anthony managed to pry open with his knife and a fair amount of cursing in Ancient Greek.
I figured we'd have to sneak around, being stowaways and all, but after checking a few corridors and peering over a balcony into a huge central promenade lined with closed shops, I began to realize there was nobody to hide from. I mean, sure it was the middle of the night, but we walked half the length of the boat and met no one. We passed forty or fifty cabin doors and heard no sound behind any of them.
"It's a ghost ship," I murmured.
"No," Tyson said, fiddling with the strap of his duffel bag. "Bad smell."
"It must be monsters," Hades stated.
Anthony frowned. "I don't smell anything."
"Cyclopes are like satyrs," I said. "They can smell monsters. Isn't that right, Tyson?"
He nodded nervously. Now that we were away from Camp Half-Blood, the Mist had distorted his face again. Unless I concentrated very hard, it seemed that he had two eyes instead of one.
"Okay," Anthony said. "So what exactly do you smell?"
"Something bad," Tyson answered.
"Great," Anthony grumbled. "That clears it up."
We came outside on the swimming pool level. There were rows of empty deck chairs and a bar closed off with a chain curtain. The water in the pool glowed eerily, sloshing back and forth from the motion of the ship.
Above us, fore and aft were more levels—a climbing wall, a putt-putt golf course, a revolving restaurant, but no sign of life.
And yet ... I sensed something familiar. Something dangerous. I had the feeling that if I weren't so tired and burned out on adrenaline from our long night, I might be able to put a name to what was wrong.
"She sensed something familiar? What could it be? A past enemy?" Hades wondered.
"We need a hiding place," I said. "Somewhere safe to sleep."
"Sleep," Anthony agreed wearily.
We explored a few more corridors until we found an empty suite on the ninth level. The door was open, which struck me as weird. There was a basket of chocolate goodies on the table, an iced-down bottle of sparkling cider on the nightstand, and a mint on the pillow with a handwritten note that said: Enjoy your cruise!
We opened our duffel bags for the first time and found that Hermes really had thought of everything—extra clothes, toiletries, camp rations, a Ziploc bag full of cash, a leather pouch full of golden drachmas. He'd even managed to pack Tyson's oilcloth with his tools and metal bits, and Anthony's cap of invisibility, which made them both feel a lot better.
Hermes nodded in approval of his counterpart knowing how to pack for a trip.
"I'll be next door," Anthony said. "You guys don't drink or eat anything."
"You think this place is enchanted?"
He frowned. "I don't know. Something isn't right. Just ... be careful."
"It's good that he's being cautious," Thor commented. "Trust your instincts. If something feels off, it probably is."
We locked our doors.
Tyson crashed on the couch. He tinkered for a few minutes on his metalworking project—which he still wouldn't show me—but soon enough he was yawning. He wrapped up his oilcloth and passed out.
I lay on the bed and stared out the porthole. I thought I heard voices out in the hallway, like whispering. I knew that couldn't be. We'd walked all over the ship and had seen nobody. But the voices kept me awake. They reminded me of my trip to the Underworld—the way the spirits of the dead sounded as they drifted past.
Finally my weariness got the best of me. I fell asleep ... and had my worst dream yet.
The gods immediately became alert.
Morpheus sighed. "Here we go again with another dream."
I was standing in a cavern at the edge of an enormous pit. I knew the place too well. The entrance to Tartarus. And I recognized the cold laugh that echoed from the darkness below.
Everyone froze at the familiar laugh.
If it isn't the young heroine. The voice was like a knife blade scraping across stone. On her way to another great victory.
"It's that bastard," Zeus spat, his voice filled with disdain.
Hestia scowled. "Why can't he just leave her alone?"
I wanted to shout at Kronos to leave me alone. I wanted to draw Riptide and strike him down. But I couldn't move. And even if I could, how could I kill something that had already been destroyed—chopped to pieces and cast into eternal darkness?
Don't let me stop you, the titan said. Perhaps this time, when you fail, you'll wonder if it's worthwhile slaving for the gods. How exactly has your father shown his appreciation lately?
His laughter filled the cavern, and suddenly the scene changed.
It was a different cave—Grover's bedroom prison in the Cyclops's lair.
Loki snickered, knowing that the next scene would be good.
Grover was sitting at the loom in his soiled wedding dress, madly unraveling the threads of the unfinished bridal train.
"Honeypie!" the monster shouted from behind the boulder.
Grover yelped and began weaving the threads back together.
"Oh, I see! He must be trying to loosen the threads and use them to escape from the monster!" Parvati exclaimed.
"That's clever thinking, Parvati," Shiva said approvingly.
Her sister-wives also praised her, making the Hindu goddess of harmony blush.
The room shook as the boulder was pushed aside. Looming in the doorway was a Cyclops so huge he made Tyson look vertically challenged. He had jagged yellow teeth and gnarled hands as big as my whole body. He wore a faded purple T-shirt that said WORLD SHEEP EXPO 2001. He must've been at least fifteen feet tall, but the most startling thing was his enormous milky eye, scarred and webbed with cataracts. If he wasn't completely blind, he had to be pretty darn close.
Many deities gagged in disgust at the Cyclops' appearance.
"My, my, what a good-looking son you have!" Zeus snickered.
"ZEUS!" Poseidon shouted furiously.
"Hey, chill out, bro! I'm just giving a compliment to this precious child you sired!"
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Hades, Hera, Hestia, Adamas, and Demeter sighed tiredly.
"Boys," Rhea said warningly, immediately silencing them.
"What are you doing?" the monster demanded.
"Nothing!" Grover said in his falsetto voice. "Just weaving my bridal train, as you can see."
The Cyclops stuck one hand into the room and groped around until he found the loom. He pawed at the cloth. "It hasn't gotten any longer!"
"Oh, um, yes it has, dearest. See? I've added at least an inch."
"Too many delays!" the monster bellowed. Then he sniffed the air. "You smell good! Like goats!"
"Oooh, is he about to be found out?" Loki said eagerly, leaning forward in anticipation.
"Oh." Grover forced a weak giggle. "Do you like it? It's Eau de Chèvre. I wore it just for you."
Aphrodite raised an amused eyebrow. "That is definitely not a perfume."
"Mmmm!" The Cyclops bared his pointed teeth. "Good enough to eat!"
"Oh, you're such a flirt!"
"No more delays!"
"But dear, I'm not done!"
"Tomorrow!"
"No, no. Ten more days."
"Five!"
"Oh, well, seven then. If you insist."
"Seven! That is less than five, right?"
"Certainly. Oh yes."
Everyone—even Poseidon—was highly entertained by the scene.
The monster grumbled, still not happy with his deal, but he left Grover to his weaving and rolled the boulder back into place.
Grover closed his eyes and took a shaky breath, trying to calm his nerves.
"Hurry, Percy," he muttered. "Please, please, please!"
I woke to a ship's whistle and a voice on the intercom— some guy with an Australian accent who sounded way too happy.
"Good morning, passengers! We'll be at sea all day today. Excellent weather for the poolside mambo party! Don't forget million-dollar bingo in the Kraken Lounge at one o'clock, and for our special guests, disemboweling practice on the Promenade!"
"Disemboweling practice?!" everyone shouted in shock.
I sat up in bed. "What did he say?"
Tyson groaned, still half asleep. He was lying facedown on the couch, his feet so far over the edge they were in the bathroom. "The happy man said ... bowling practice?"
"Uh... no. He definitely said disemboweling practice. What the hell is going on?" Zeus muttered.
I hoped he was right, but then there was an urgent knock on the suite's interior door.
Anthony stuck his head in—his blond hair in a rat's nest. "Disemboweling practice?"
Loki and Anubis burst into laughter at the state of his hair.
Once we were all dressed, we ventured out into the ship and were surprised to see other people. A dozen senior citizens were heading to breakfast. A dad was taking his kids to the pool for a morning swim. Crew members in crisp white uniforms strolled the deck, tipping their hats to the passengers.
The gods found the sudden appearance of people suspicious.
"Wasn't the ship empty before?" Ares asked, narrowing his eyes.
"Maybe they just boarded this morning," Apollo suggested with a shrug.
Nobody asked who we were. Nobody paid us much attention. But there was something wrong.
As the family of swimmers passed us, the dad told his kids: "We are on a cruise. We are having fun."
"Yes," his three kids said in unison, their expressions blank. "We are having a blast. We will swim in the pool."
They wandered off.
Buddha frowned. "That's... unsettling."
"Good morning," a crew member told us, his eyes glazed. "We are all enjoying ourselves aboard the Princess Andromeda. Have a nice day." He drifted away.
"Percy, this is weird," Anthony whispered. "They're all in some kind of trance."
Many gods exchanged uneasy looks, growing more concerned for the three of them.
Then we passed a cafeteria and saw our first monster. It was a hellhound—a black mastiff with its front paws up on the buffet line and its muzzle buried in the scrambled eggs. It must've been young, because it was small compared to most—no bigger than a grizzly bear. Still, my blood turned cold. I'd almost gotten killed by one of those before.
The weird thing was: a middle-aged couple was standing in the buffet line right behind the devil dog, patiently waiting their turn for the eggs. They didn't seem to notice anything out of the ordinary.
"This is bad," Heracles muttered.
"Not hungry anymore," Tyson murmured.
Before Anthony or I could reply, a reptilian voice came from down the corridor, "Ssssix more joined yesssterday."
Everyone tensed at the sound.
"A snake monster?" Odin muttered.
Anthony gestured frantically toward the nearest hiding place—the men's room—and all three of us ducked inside. I was so freaked out it didn't even occur to me to be embarrassed.
Something—or more like two somethings—slithered past the bathroom door, making sounds like sandpaper against the carpet.
"Yesss," a second reptilian voice said. "He drawssss them. Ssssoon we will be sssstrong."
"It sounds like they're talking about a recruitment," Hades said. "But who is doing the recruiting?"
The things slithered into the cafeteria with a cold hissing that might have been snake laughter.
Anthony looked at me. "We have to get out of here."
"You think I want to be in the boys' restroom?"
"I mean the ship, Percy! We have to get off the ship."
"Smells bad," Tyson agreed. "And dogs eat all the eggs. Anthony is right. We must leave the restroom and ship."
"Aww, it's too bad all the eggs are gone," Anubis said sympathetically, making Ra-Horakhty want to smack his head again.
I shuddered. If Anthony and Tyson were actually agreeing about something, I figured I'd better listen.
Then I heard another voice outside—one that chilled me worse than any monster's.
"—only a matter of time. Don't push me, Agrius!"
The gods' faces filled with shock.
"No way... he's here?!" Zeus exclaimed.
Hermes froze, as if turned to stone, at the sound of the familiar voice.
Poseidon, looking furious, fought the urge to tear something apart.
It was Luke, beyond a doubt. I could never forget his voice.
"I'm not pushing you!" another guy growled. His voice was deeper and even angrier than Luke's. "I'm just saying, if this gamble doesn't pay off—"
"It'll pay off," Luke snapped. "They'll take the bait. Now, come, we've got to get to the admiralty suite and check on the casket."
"Casket?!" the gods shouted in shock.
Their voices receded down the corridor.
Tyson whimpered. "Leave now?"
Anthony and I exchanged looks and came to a silent agreement.
"We can't," I told Tyson.
"We have to find out what Luke is up to," Anthony agreed. "And if possible, we're going to beat him up, bind him in chains, and drag him to Mount Olympus."
Scene end.
"What the fuck could your son be doing, Hermes? Did your son bring a dead person onto the ship?!" Zeus exclaimed.
Chapter 61: *I Have The Worst Family Reunion Ever
Chapter Text
Hermes shifted uncomfortably, his face twitching at the question. He hesitated for a moment before responding with a strained expression.
"I... I am not certain, Father," Hermes muttered, his voice lacking its usual confidence. "But knowing my son, it's entirely possible that he has something sinister planned with the casket."
"Whatever he's doing, he needs to be stopped," Hades said firmly. "Because whatever it is, it can't be good."
New title:
I Have The Worst Family Reunion Ever
"Oh no, she must have ended up facing Hermes' son," Hestia said worriedly.
Hermes paled significantly.
The tension in the room grew so thick that any mortal would have suffocated from the pressure.
Poseidon clenched the arms of his seat, his knuckles white with the strain.
Anthony volunteered to go alone since he had the cap of invisibility, but I convinced him it was too dangerous. Either we all went together, or nobody went.
"Nobody!" Tyson voted. "Please?"
"How about Percilla stays behind where it's safe while the other two go?" Poseidon suggested, his face unreadable.
He ignored the stares everyone directed at him.
"Poseidon, don't say that," Rhea said, her tone warning.
But in the end he came along, nervously chewing on his huge fingernails. We stopped at our cabin long enough to gather our stuff. We figured whatever happened, we would not be staying another night aboard the zombie cruise ship, even if they did have million-dollar bingo. I made sure Riptide was in my pocket and the vitamins and thermos from Hermes were at the top of my bag. I didn't want Tyson to carry everything, but he insisted, and Anthony told me not to worry about it.
Tyson could carry three full duffel bags over his shoulder as easily as I could carry a backpack.
The Tyrant scowled. "Is the half-breed too lazy to carry his own bag?"
Athena shivered at her uncle's tone.
We sneaked through the corridors, following the ship's YOU ARE HERE signs toward the admiralty suite. Anthony scouted ahead invisibly. We hid whenever someone passed by, but most of the people we saw were just glassy-eyed zombie passengers.
As we came up the stairs to deck thirteen, where the admiralty suite was supposed to be, Anthony hissed, "Hide!" and shoved us into a supply closet.
I heard a couple of guys coming down the hall.
"You see that Aethiopian drakon in the cargo hold?" one of them said.
The other laughed. "Yeah, it's awesome."
Anthony was still invisible, but he squeezed my arm hard. I got a feeling I should know that second guy's voice.
"Does anyone recognize that guy's voice? It doesn't sound familiar to me," Zeus asked.
Everyone either answered no or shook their heads.
"But what is an Aethiopian drakon?" Hades asked, raising an eyebrow. "Could it be some kind of serpent creature from that world?"
"I hear they got two more coming," the familiar voice said. "They keep arriving at this rate, oh, man—no contest!"
The voices faded down the corridor.
"Now there will be three of those creatures on the ship," Buddha stated.
"That was Chris Rodriguez!" Anthony took off his cap and turned visible. "You remember—from Cabin Eleven."
I sort of recalled Chris from the summer before. He was one of those undetermined campers who got stuck in the Hermes cabin because his Olympian dad or mom never claimed him. Now that I thought about it, I realized I hadn't seen Chris at camp this summer. "What's another half-blood doing here?"
Anthony shook his head, clearly troubled.
The deities, especially Hermes, looked troubled as well.
"So it's not just that Luke kid who turned traitor," Shiva said, his expression darkening.
We kept going down the corridor. I didn't need maps anymore to know I was getting close to Luke. I sensed something cold and unpleasant—the presence of evil.
"Percy." Anthony stopped suddenly. "Look."
He stood in front of a glass wall looking down into the multistory canyon that ran through the middle of the ship. At the bottom was the Promenade—a mall full of shops— but that's not what had caught Anthony's attention.
A group of monsters had assembled in front of the candy store: a dozen Laistrygonian giants like the ones who'd attacked me with dodge balls, two hellhounds, and a few even stranger creatures—humanoid females with twin serpent tails instead of legs.
"Scythian Dracaenae," Anthony whispered. "Dragon women."
Everyone was surprised by the gathering of monsters.
"Your son must have been recruiting a lot of monsters to his side, Hermes," Zeus remarked.
Hermes didn't respond, shifting uncomfortably in his seat.
"What other kinds of monsters could be on the ship?" Susano'o wondered.
The monsters made a semicircle around a young guy in Greek armor who was hacking on a straw dummy. A lump formed in my throat when I realized the dummy was wearing an orange Camp Half-Blood T-shirt. As we watched, the guy in armor stabbed the dummy through its belly and ripped upward. Straw flew everywhere. The monsters cheered and howled.
"They must really love demigods," Loki snickered, earning him warning glares from Thor and Odin.
Meanwhile, the Greek gods stared at the scene in horror.
"These monsters are training to kill my grandchildren!" Rhea shouted in outrage, her eyes blazing with fury. "They better not lay a single finger on them!"
"Those hideous abominations better stay far away from my children!" Demeter cried, her expression twisting with rage.
Ares clenched his fists, his knuckles cracking. "Oh, they wanna play war with my kids? Let's see how they like it when my children start cutting them down instead."
Apollo scoffed. "Pathetic form. That stab was sloppy. They'll need a hell of a lot more skill than that."
Dionysus rolled his eyes. "This batch of brainless monsters thinks they can take over the camp? Let's see how that works out for them."
Aphrodite's lips curled in disgust. "Ugh, how barbaric. If they dare to harm any of my beautiful babies, I'd make them suffer if I had the chance."
But then, Hades eyes narrowed as he analyzed the scene further. His expression darkened. "Wait... That boy in armor—he isn't a monster."
The gods froze.
"He's a half-blood! One of our children!" Athena yelled. "Not only is Hermes's son siding with monsters, but he's also teaching demigods to kill their own family!"
"By the Fates..." Hestia whispered.
Hermes exhaled sharply, running a hand through his hair. His voice wavered, filled with frustration and sorrow. "Damn it, Luke. Just how far are you going to take this? You're not just building an army—you're brainwashing children into becoming killers of their own family."
Anthony stepped away from the window. His face was ashen.
"Come on," I told him, trying to sound braver than I felt. "The sooner we find Luke the better."
At the end of the hallway were double oak doors that looked like they must lead somewhere important. When we were thirty feet away, Tyson stopped. "Voices inside."
"You can hear that far?" I asked.
Tyson closed his eye like he was concentrating hard. Then his voice changed, becoming a husky approximation of Luke's. "—the prophecy ourselves. The fools won't know which way to turn."
The gods were startled by the Cyclops' uncanny mimicry.
Before I could react, Tyson's voice changed again, becoming deeper and gruffer, like the other guy we'd heard talking to Luke outside the cafeteria. "You really think the old horseman is gone for good?"
Tyson laughed Luke's laugh. "They can't trust him. Not with the skeletons in his closet. The poisoning of the tree was the final straw."
Hermes frowned, uneasy at his son's conversation.
Anthony shivered. "Stop that, Tyson! How do you do that? It's creepy."
Tyson opened his eye and looked puzzled. "Just listening."
"Wow, the kid can imitate voices? That's awesome!" Shiva exclaimed in awe.
Although he still didn't like the Cyclops, Poseidon couldn't help but be impressed by Tyson's ability.
"I wonder if all the Cyclopes in that world can mimic voices. The Cyclopes here certainly can't," Zeus remarked.
Hades, however, was more focused on the implications. "It sounds like they were talking about Chiron. Just what skeletons does the centaur have?"
Apollo crossed his arms, his expression serious. "And they mentioned a prophecy. Looks like they're planning something involving it."
"Keep going," I said. "What else are they saying?"
Tyson closed his eye again.
He hissed in the gruff man's voice: "Quiet!" Then Luke's voice, whispering: "Are you sure?"
"Yes," Tyson said in the gruff voice. "Right outside."
"Oh shit! They heard them!" Zeus exclaimed.
Too late, I realized what was happening.
I just had time to say, "Run!" when the doors of the stateroom burst open and there was Luke, flanked by two hairy giants armed with javelins, their bronze tips aimed right at our chests.
"Well," Luke said with a crooked smile. "If it isn't my two favorite cousins. Come right in."
The majority of everyone else glared at the boy, especially Poseidon, whose eyes were filled with hatred.
The stateroom was beautiful, and it was horrible.
The beautiful part: Huge windows curved along the back wall, looking out over the stern of the ship. Green sea and blue sky stretched all the way to the horizon. A Persian rug covered the floor. Two plush sofas occupied the middle of the room, with a canopied bed in one corner and a mahogany dining table in the other. The table was loaded with food—pizza boxes, bottles of soda, and a stack of roast beef sandwiches on a silver platter.
The horrible part: On a velvet dais at the back of the room lay a ten-foot-long golden casket.
A sarcophagus, engraved with Ancient Greek scenes of cities in flames and heroes dying grisly deaths. Despite the sunlight streaming through the windows, the casket made the whole room feel cold.
Even the gods shivered at the sight.
"So, this is the casket, huh?" Apollo mused. "I wonder who's inside."
Anubis scoffed as he eyed it. "Our sarcophagi have better style."
Ra-Horakhty and the rest of the Egyptian pantheon couldn't help but internally agree.
"Well," Luke said, spreading his arms proudly. "A little nicer than Cabin Eleven, huh?"
He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipped short. He looked like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.
He still had the scar under his eye—a jagged white line from his battle with a dragon. And propped against the sofa was his magical sword, Backbiter, glinting strangely with its half-steel, half-Celestial bronze blade that could kill both mortals and monsters.
Hermes gripped his seat tightly at the sight of Luke, taking in how much he had changed.
He looks so different from when I first saw him... no trace of kindness left... more sinister.
"Sit," he told us. He waved his hand and three dining chairs scooted themselves into the center of the room.
None of us sat.
Luke's large friends were still pointing their javelins at us. They looked like twins, but they weren't human. They stood about eight feet tall, for one thing, and wore only blue jeans, probably because their enormous chests were already shag-carpeted with thick brown fur. They had claws for fingernails, feet like paws. Their noses were snoutlike, and their teeth were all pointed canines.
The deities looked disgusted by the sight of the hairy giants.
"They look like humanoid bears," Cú Chulainn remarked.
"Where are my manners?" Luke said smoothly. "These are my assistants, Agrius and Oreius. Perhaps you've heard of them."
Ares, Aphrodite, and Artemis suddenly felt a chill, though they couldn't quite understand why.
I said nothing. Despite the javelins pointed at me, it wasn't the bear twins who scared me.
I'd imagined meeting Luke again many times since he'd tried to kill me last summer. I'd pictured myself boldly standing up to him, challenging him to a duel. But now that we were face-to-face, I could barely stop my hands from shaking.
Everyone grew concerned about her reaction to him.
"You don't know Agrius and Oreius's story?" Luke asked. "Their mother ... well, it's sad, really. Aphrodite ordered the young woman to fall in love. She refused and ran to Artemis for help. Artemis let her become one of her maiden huntresses, but Aphrodite got her revenge. She bewitched the young woman into falling in love with a bear. When Artemis found out, she abandoned the girl in disgust. Typical of the gods, wouldn't you say? They fight with one another and the poor humans get caught in the middle. The girl's twin sons here, Agrius and Oreius, have no love for Olympus. They like half-bloods well enough, though ..."
"For lunch," Agrius growled. His gruff voice was the one I'd heard talking with Luke earlier.
"Hehe! Hehe!" His brother Oreius laughed, licking his fur-lined lips. He kept laughing like he was having an asthmatic fit until Luke and Agrius both stared at him.
"Shut up, you idiot!" Agrius growled. "Go punish yourself!"
Oreius whimpered. He trudged over to the corner of the room, slumped onto a stool, and banged his forehead against the dining table, making the silver plates rattle.
Aphrodite's lips curled in disgust, her beautiful face marred by disdain. "How utterly disgraceful," she scoffed. "To think my counterpart would stoop to such petty, vindictive cruelty simply because a mortal refused her influence. Love should be an art, not a weapon wielded out of spite." With a flick of her wrist, she dismissed the mere thought of such behavior.
Artemis crossed her arms, her silver eyes cold with contempt. "And my counterpart," she said sharply, "so willing to abandon one of her own over circumstances beyond the girl's control? Pathetic. A true huntress protects those who seek her sanctuary. If that version of me was so easily swayed by outrage, she was unworthy of her own title."
Luke acted like this was perfectly normal behavior. He made himself comfortable on the sofa and propped his feet up on the coffee table. "Well, Percy, we let you survive another year. I hope you appreciated it. How's your mom? How's school?"
"That half-breed dares to say he allowed her to live and then has the audacity to ask about her life?!" Poseidon seethed, his hands clenching into fists as his icy-blue eyes darkened with fury.
"You poisoned Thalia's tree."
Luke sighed. "Right to the point, eh? Okay, sure I poisoned the tree. So what?"
"So what? SO WHAT?!" Zeus roared, his entire form crackling with divine energy. "That insolent wretch dares to speak of his treachery with such indifference?! He poisoned my daughter—his own friend—and shrugs it off as if it were nothing?! If I were there, I would strike him down immediately for such arrogance!"
Hermes shrank in his seat at his father's rage, wanting to be swallowed up.
"How could you?" Anthony sounded so angry I thought he'd explode. "Thalia saved your life! Our lives! How could you dishonor her—"
"I didn't dishonor her!" Luke snapped. "The gods dishonored her, Anthony! If Thalia were alive, she'd be on my side."
"Liar!"
"If you knew what was coming, you'd understand—"
"I understand you want to destroy the camp!" he yelled. "You're a monster!"
Luke shook his head. "The gods have blinded you. Can't you imagine a world without them, Anthony? What good is that ancient history you study? Three thousand years of baggage! The West is rotten to the core. It has to be destroyed. Join me! We can start the world anew. We could use your intelligence, Anthony."
"Because you have none of your own!"
The council room erupted into laughter and murmurs of approval for Anthony's sharp insult to the traitor.
Even gods like Hades, Poseidon, Ra-Horakhty, and Odin looked amused.
"Ooooh, burn," Indra said, grinning. "I'll give that kid credit. He's got a backbone."
"And sharp wit with perfect timing," Apollo added, his smirk widening.
Athena smiled proudly, clearly impressed.
His eyes narrowed. "I know you, Anthony. You deserve better than tagging along on some hopeless quest to save the camp. Half-Blood Hill will be overrun by monsters within the month. The heroes who survive will have no choice but to join us or be hunted to extinction. You really want to be on a losing team ... with company like this?" Luke pointed at Tyson.
"Hey!" I said.
"Traveling with a Cyclops," Luke chided. "Talk about dishonoring Thalia's memory! I'm surprised at you, Anthony. You of all people—"
"Stop it!" he shouted.
"Why would traveling with a Cyclops dishonor my daughter's memory?" Zeus yelled. "Did those creatures cause her death?!"
I didn't know what Luke was talking about, but Anthony buried his head in his hands like he was about to cry.
"Leave him alone," I said. "And leave Tyson out this."
Luke laughed. "Oh, yeah, I heard. Your father claimed him."
"How does he even know about that?" Dionysus asked.
I must have looked surprised, because Luke smiled. "Yes, Percy, I know all about that. And about your plan to find the Fleece. What were those coordinates, again ... 30, 31, 75, 12? You see, I still have friends at camp who keep me posted."
"Spies, you mean."
"Those spies must be demigods on his side," Beelzebub stated, making the entire Greek pantheon uneasy, especially the Olympians, who were troubled by the thought of their own children betraying Percilla.
He shrugged. "How many insults from your father can you stand, Percy? You think he's grateful to you? You think Poseidon cares for you any more than he cares for this monster?"
Poseidon scoffed. "Obviously that damn copy doesn't care about them."
Tyson clenched his fists and made a rumbling sound down in his throat.
Luke just chuckled. "The gods are so using you, Percy. Do you have any idea what's in store for you if you reach your eighteenth birthday? Has Chiron even told you the prophecy?"
"Ugh, I feel like there are already too many prophecies, and now there's one about her eighteenth birthday?!" Apollo exclaimed in disbelief.
Hades frowned. "I have a feeling this prophecy will be the biggest one."
The gods' concern for the girl increased even more.
I wanted to get in Luke's face and tell him off, but as usual, he knew just how to throw me off balance.
Eighteenth birthday?
I mean, I knew Chiron had received a prophecy from the Oracle many years ago. I knew part of it was about me. But, if I reached my eighteenth birthday? I didn't like the sound of that.
"I know what I need to know," I managed. "Like, who my enemies are."
"Then you're a fool."
Poseidon's fury flared at the insult to his daughter. His eyes narrowed, and the air around him seemed to grow colder with his rage.
Tyson smashed the nearest dining chair to splinters. "Percy is not a fool!"
Before I could stop him, he charged Luke. His fists came down toward Luke's head—a double overhead blow that would've knocked a hole in titanium—but the bear twins intercepted.
They each caught one of Tyson's arms and stopped him cold. They pushed him back and Tyson stumbled. He fell to the carpet so hard the deck shook.
"Tyson!" many of the gods shouted.
"Too bad, Cyclops," Luke said. "Looks like my grizzly friends together are more than a match for your strength. Maybe I should let them—"
"Luke," I cut in. "Listen to me. Your father sent us."
Hermes flinched at the mention of his counterpart.
His face turned the color of pepperoni. "Don't— even— mention him."
"He told us to take this boat. I thought it was just for a ride, but he sent us here to find you. He told me he won't give up on you, no matter how angry you are."
"Angry?" Luke roared. " Give up on me? He abandoned me, Percy! I want Olympus destroyed! Every throne crushed to rubble! You tell Hermes it's going to happen, too. Each time a half-blood joins us, the Olympians grow weaker and we grow stronger. He grows stronger." Luke pointed to the gold sarcophagus.
The box creeped me out, but I was determined not to show it. "So?" I demanded. "What's so special ..."
Then it hit me, what might be inside the sarcophagus. The temperature in the room seemed to drop twenty degrees. "Whoa, you don't mean—"
All the deities froze.
Rhea gasped, covering her mouth. "Oh no, no, no, please, no! Not him!"
"DON'T TELL ME MY FATHER'S COUNTERPART IS IN THERE?!" Zeus bellowed.
Hades, Poseidon, and the rest of the Greek pantheon felt a wave of dread wash over them.
"He is re-forming," Luke said. "Little by little, we're calling his life force out of the pit. With every recruit who pledges our cause, another small piece appears—"
"That's disgusting!" Anthony said.
Luke sneered at him. "Your mother was born from Zeus's split skull, Anthony. I wouldn't talk. Soon there will be enough of the titan lord so that we can make him whole again. We will piece together a new body for him, a work worthy of the forges of Hephaestus."
Athena looked offended, even though the comment was directed at her counterpart, because she had been born the same way.
"That kind of disgusting shit may be worthy for my copy, but not for me," Hephaestus said, looking grossed out.
"You're insane," Anthony said.
"Join us and you'll be rewarded. We have powerful friends, sponsors rich enough to buy this cruise ship and much more. Percy, your mother will never have to work again. You can buy her a mansion. You can have power, fame—whatever you want. Anthony, you can realize your dream of being an architect. You can build a monument to last a thousand years. A temple to the lords of the next age!"
"Go to Tartarus," he said.
Luke sighed. "A shame."
He picked up something that looked like a TV remote and pressed a red button. Within seconds the door of the stateroom opened and two uniformed crew members came in, armed with nightsticks. They had the same glassy-eyed look as the other mortals I'd seen, but I had a feeling this wouldn't make them any less dangerous in a fight.
"Ah, good, security," Luke said, "I'm afraid we have some stowaways."
"Yes, sir," they said dreamily.
Luke turned to Oreius. "It's time to feed the Aethiopian drakon. Take these fools below and show them how it's done."
Oreius grinned stupidly. "Hehe! Hehe!"
"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY PERCILLA, YOU REPULSIVE BEAST!" Poseidon roared.
Hades, Zeus, and Adamas narrowed their eyes at their brother over the "my Percilla" part.
"Let me go, too," Agrius grumbled. "My brother is worthless. That Cyclops—"
"Is no threat," Luke said. He glanced back at the golden casket, as if something were troubling him. "Agrius, stay here. We have important matters to discuss."
"But—"
"Oreius, don't fail me. Stay in the hold to make sure the drakon is properly fed."
Oreius prodded us with his javelin and herded us out of the stateroom, followed by the two human security guards.
As I walked down the corridor with Oreius's javelin poking me in the back, I thought about what Luke had said—that the bear twins together were a match for Tyson's strength. But maybe separately ...
"Yes! Cook something up in that pretty head of yours!" Durga cheered.
We exited the corridor amidships and walked across an open deck lined with lifeboats. I knew the ship well enough to realize this would be our last look at sunlight. Once we got to the other side, we'd take the elevator down into the hold, and that would be it.
I looked at Tyson and said, "Now."
Thank the gods, he understood. He turned and smacked Oreius thirty feet backward into the swimming pool, right into the middle of the zombie tourist family.
"AWESOME!" Many of the gods cheered, some even clapping in approval at the impressive display of strength.
"Ah!" the kids yelled in unison. "We are not having a blast in the pool!"
One of the security guards drew his nightstick, but Anthony knocked the wind out of him with a well-placed kick. The other guard ran for the nearest alarm box.
Athena, Heracles, Ares, Sun Wukong, and Thor nodded in approval of Anthony's kick.
"Stop him!" Anthony yelled, but it was too late.
Just before I banged him on head with a deck chair, he hit the alarm.
Red lights flashed. Sirens wailed.
"Lifeboat!" I yelled.
We ran for the nearest one.
By the time we got the cover off, monsters and more security men were swarming the deck, pushing aside tourists and waiters with trays of tropical drinks. A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of piña colada. Laistrygonian archers assembled on the deck above us, notching arrows in their enormous bows.
Zeus, Buddha, Loki, and Anubis burst into uncontrollable laughter at the slip.
"How do you launch this thing?" screamed Anthony.
A hellhound leaped at me, but Tyson slammed it aside with a fire extinguisher.
Poseidon couldn't help but smirk at the scene.
"Get in!" I yelled. I uncapped Riptide and slashed the first volley of arrows out of the air. Any second we would be overwhelmed.
The lifeboat was hanging over the side of the ship, high above the water. Anthony and Tyson were having no luck with the release pulley.
"Come on, come on, come on," Apollo muttered under his breath.
I jumped in beside them.
"Hold on!" I yelled, and I cut the ropes.
A shower of arrows whistled over our heads as we free-fell toward the ocean.
Scene end.
"That was a close one! They almost got hit by those arrows!" Shiva exclaimed, his voice filled with relief as the danger passed.
Loki smirked. "Almost makes it more exciting, doesn't it?"
Chapter 62: *We Hitch A Ride With Dead Confederates
Chapter Text
"Indeed," Buddha agreed with a quiet chuckle. "The chaos always adds an extra thrill."
Hermes shook his head with a smile. "Those kids sure know how to make an escape."
"Too close for comfort," Thor muttered. "But they made it out. That's what matters."
"I can't believe they got away from those Laistrygonians like that," Heracles remarked, nodding in approval. "Impressive moves."
"I hope they don't have to deal with another fight anytime soon," Hades muttered, his tone laced with concern.
New title on the screen:
We Hitch A Ride With Dead Confederates
Zeus and many gods around him looked confused at the new title. "What are Confederates?" he asked.
The god who spoke up was Tawa, the Sun God and supreme deity of the Hopi pantheon. His presence was radiant, like the first light of dawn, and his voice carried the weight of ancient wisdom as he addressed Zeus. "Confederates were mortal soldiers who fought for the southern states during the American Civil War, which took place more than a century ago," he began, his tone calm and steady, his eyes reflecting the knowledge of countless generations. "This war was not merely about territory or power, but about the right to preserve a way of life built upon the institution of slavery—specifically the enslavement of African Americans. The southern states, seeking to protect their economy and social order, fought to keep enslaved African people as property, while the northern states opposed them, striving to end the practice. The war marked a turning point in the history of that land, forever altering the course of their nation and reshaping the lives of millions. Yet, the scars of that conflict remain. The effects of slavery and racial inequality endured long after the war's end, reverberating through generations and continuing to affect their society to this day. It is a struggle whose legacy still echoes across time, influencing the world in ways many cannot fully comprehend."
Zeus nodded thoughtfully, his brow furrowing as he processed the new information. "Hmm, interesting," he muttered, his voice tinged with curiosity. "A conflict of that nature, still rippling through time. Seems mortals are always fighting for their own version of the world. Thank you for the history lesson, Tawa."
The scene began to play.
"Thermos!" I screamed as we hurtled toward the water.
"What?" Anthony must've thought I'd lost my mind. He was holding on to the boat straps for dear life, his hair flying straight up like a torch.
"Heh, that actually looks pretty funny," Zeus remarked with a chuckle at the sight of the demigod's hair.
But Tyson understood. He managed to open my duffel bag and take out Hermes's magical thermos without losing his grip on it or the boat.
Arrows and javelins whistled past us.
I grabbed the thermos and hoped I was doing the right thing. "Hang on!"
"I am hanging on!" Anthony yelled.
"Tighter!"
"I doubt he can hold on any tighter than that," Apollo quipped.
I hooked my feet under the boat's inflatable bench, and as Tyson grabbed Anthony and me by the backs of our shirts, I gave the thermos cap a quarter turn.
Instantly, a white sheet of wind jetted out of the thermos and propelled us sideways, turning our downward plummet into a forty-five-degree crash landing.
The wind seemed to laugh as it shot from the thermos, like it was glad to be free. As we hit the ocean, we bumped once, twice, skipping like a stone, then we were whizzing along like a speed boat, salt spray in our faces and nothing but sea ahead.
"They're going so fast," Rhea said worriedly, hoping they wouldn't fall off the boat.
I heard a wail of outrage from the ship behind us, but we were already out of weapon range.
The Princess Andromeda faded to the size of a white toy boat in the distance, and then it was gone.
The gods exhaled in relief, grateful they have escaped unscathed.
"Thank the gods that's over," Hestia murmured.
As we raced over the sea, Anthony and I tried to send an Iris-message to Chiron. We figured it was important we let somebody know what Luke was doing, and we didn't know who else to trust.
The wind from the thermos stirred up a nice sea spray that made a rainbow in the sunlight—perfect for an Iris-message—but our connection was still poor. When Anthony threw a gold drachma into the mist and prayed for the rainbow goddess to show us Chiron, his face appeared all right, but there was some kind of weird strobe light flashing in the background and rock music blaring, like he was at a dance club.
We told him about sneaking away from camp, and Luke and the Princess Andromeda and the golden box for Kronos's remains, but between the noise on his end and the rushing wind and water on our end, I'm not sure how much he heard.
"Percy," Chiron yelled, "you have to watch out for—"
His voice was drowned out by loud shouting behind him—a bunch of voices whooping it up like Comanche warriors.
"What?" I yelled.
"Curse my relatives!" Chiron ducked as a plate flew over his head and shattered somewhere out of sight. "Anthony, you shouldn't have let Percy leave camp! But if you do get the Fleece—"
"Yeah, baby!" somebody behind Chiron yelled. "Woo-hoooooo!"
"The centaur needs to make his damn relatives shut the hell up!" Poseidon snapped, his voice laced with both anger and frustration at the interruptions.
The music got cranked up, subwoofers so loud it made our boat vibrate.
"Are you fucking serious? With that much noise, we can't hear a damn thing he's saying!" Shiva shouted angrily.
"—Miami," Chiron was yelling. "I'll try to keep watch—"
Our misty screen smashed apart like someone on the other side had thrown a bottle at it, and Chiron was gone.
Fury erupted from the gods at the abrupt disconnection.
"WHAT?!" Hera's voice cracked like a whip through the council chamber. "What was he about to say?!"
"He couldn't even finish a damn sentence because that centaur's idiot relatives don't understand basic decency," Poseidon growled. "If Percilla was harmed because she couldn't get the proper answers—" He cut himself off, fists clenched, seething.
Zeus surged to his feet. "He must be warning them to watch out for something in Miami!"
An hour later we spotted land—a long stretch of beach lined with high-rise hotels. The water became crowded with fishing boats and tankers. A coast guard cruiser passed on our starboard side, then turned like it wanted a second look. I guess it isn't every day they see a yellow lifeboat with no engine going a hundred knots an hour, manned by three kids.
"That's Virginia Beach!" Anthony said as we approached the shoreline. "Oh my gods, how did the Princess Andromeda travel so far overnight? That's like—"
"Five hundred and thirty nautical miles," I said.
He stared at me. "How did you know that?"
"I—I'm not sure."
Anthony thought for a moment. "Percy, what's our position?"
"36 degrees, 44 minutes north, 76 degrees, 2 minutes west," I said immediately. Then I shook my head. "Whoa. How did I know that?"
"Because of your dad," Anthony guessed. "When you're at sea, you have perfect bearings. That is so cool."
Not because of the foolish copy! It's because of me! I'm the reason Percilla is perfect! a certain someone thought.
Athena raised an eyebrow, impressed. "That is quite impressive. She didn't pause to calculate."
"Instinctual navigation," Hades noted. "That kind of precision... even most trained sailors can't manage that without tools."
"That girl is practically a living compass," Apollo added.
Loki smirked. "Well, well... looks like little Percy is a walking GPS."
I wasn't sure about that. I didn't want to be a human GPS unit. But before I could say anything, Tyson tapped my shoulder. "Other boat is coming."
I looked back. The coast guard vessel was definitely on our tail now. Its lights were flashing and it was gaining speed.
"Uh-oh! They caught up to them!" Muninn cawed.
"We can't let them catch us," I said. "They'll ask too many questions."
"Keep going into Chesapeake Bay," Anthony said. "I know a place we can hide."
I didn't ask what he meant, or how he knew the area so well. I risked loosening the thermos cap a little more, and a fresh burst of wind sent us rocketing around the northern tip of Virginia Beach into Chesapeake Bay. The coast guard boat fell farther and farther behind. We didn't slow down until the shores of the bay narrowed on either side, and I realized we'd entered the mouth of a river.
"Good. They lost the Coast Guard," Buddha remarked.
I could feel the change from salt water to fresh water. Suddenly I was tired and frazzled, like I was coming down off a sugar high. I didn't know where I was anymore, or which way to steer the boat. It was a good thing Anthony was directing me.
Rhea's eyes narrowed, her maternal instincts instantly on alert. "My granddaughter is exhausted. She looks like she's barely holding it together."
Hades leaned forward, a deep frown on his face. "Her energy's dropping too fast. It's strange that the environmental shift hit her this hard."
Poseidon looked furious. "Where is that damn half-breed leading her?!"
"There," he said. "Past that sandbar."
We veered into a swampy area choked with marsh grass. I beached the lifeboat at the foot of a giant cypress.
Vine-covered trees loomed above us. Insects chirred in the woods. The air was muggy and hot, and steam curled off the river. Basically, it wasn't Manhattan, and I didn't like it.
The Tyrant didn't like it either.
"Come on," Anthony said. "It's just down the bank."
"What is?" I asked.
"Just follow." He grabbed a duffel bag. "And we'd better cover the boat. We don't want to draw attention."
After burying the lifeboat with branches, Tyson and I followed Anthony along the shore, our feet sinking in red mud. A snake slithered past my shoe and disappeared into the grass.
"Not a good place," Tyson said. He swatted the mosquitoes that were forming a buffet line on his arm.
The gods silently agreed with him.
"HAH! Buffet line!" Loki burst out, laughing.
After another few minutes, Anthony said, "Here."
All I saw was a patch of brambles. Then Anthony moved aside a woven circle of branches, like a door, and I realized I was looking into a camouflaged shelter.
The inside was big enough for three, even with Tyson being the third. The walls were woven from plant material, like a Native American hut, but they looked pretty waterproof. Stacked in the corner was everything you could want for a campout—sleeping bags, blankets, an ice chest, and a kerosene lamp. There were demigod provisions, too— bronze javelin tips, a quiver full of arrows, an extra sword, and a box of ambrosia. The place smelled musty, like it had been vacant for a long time.
"A decent setup," Artemis noted, folding her hands. "Primitive, but practical. Whoever prepared that clearly understood survival needs."
"A hut made of woven plants that's waterproof?" Demeter said, squinting. "Now that's some good handiwork."
"Clever use of mortal materials," Hephaestus agreed. "Functional and sacred—someone knew what they were doing."
"A half-blood hideout." I looked at Anthony in awe. You made this place?"
"Thalia and I," he said quietly. "And Luke."
At the mention of those names, every deity went still—especially Zeus and Hermes.
That shouldn't have bothered me. I mean, I knew Thalia and Luke had taken care of Anthony when he was little. I knew the three of them had been runaways together, hiding from monsters, surviving on their own before Grover found them and tried to get them to Half-Blood Hill.
But whenever Anthony talked about the time he'd spent with them, I kind of felt ... I don't know.
Uncomfortable?
No. That's not the word.
The word was jealous.
My daughter shouldn't feel jealous. She should be grateful she wasn't surrounded by irrelevant people, Poseidon thought.
"So ..." I said. "You don't think Luke will look for us here?"
He shook his head. "We made a dozen safe houses like this. I doubt Luke even remembers where they are. Or cares."
He threw himself down on the blankets and started going through his duffel bag. His body language made it pretty clear he didn't want to talk.
"Um, Tyson?" I said. "Would you mind scouting around outside? Like, look for a wilderness convenience store or something?"
"Convenience store?"
Beelzebub raised an eyebrow, pausing his notetaking. "There's no such thing as a convenience store in a forest," he pointed out.
"Yeah, for snacks. Powdered donuts or something. Just don't go too far."
"Powdered donuts," Tyson said earnestly. "I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness."
He headed outside and started calling, "Here, donuts!"
Many deities laughed at the ridiculousness, their laughter echoing across the council room.
Poseidon couldn't believe how stupid this so-called son of his was.
Once he was gone, I sat down across from Anthony. "Hey, I'm sorry about, you know, seeing Luke."
"It's not your fault." He unsheathed his knife and started cleaning the blade with a rag.
"He let us go too easily," I said.
The gods nodded in agreement.
"It's good that she noticed," Hades remarked with approval.
I hoped I'd been imagining it, but Anthony nodded. "I was thinking the same thing. What we overheard him say about a gamble, and 'they'll take the bait'... I think he was talking about us."
"The Fleece is the bait? Or Grover?"
He studied the edge of his knife. "I don't know, Percy. Maybe he wants the Fleece for himself. Maybe he's hoping we'll do the hard work and then he can steal it from us. I just can't believe he would poison the tree."
"What did he mean," I asked, "that Thalia would've been on his side?"
"He's wrong."
"You don't sound sure."
The King of the Gods tilted his chin. "There's no way my daughter would side with that traitor. I'll never believe it," he said arrogantly.
Anthony glared at me, and I started to wish I hadn't asked him about this while he was holding a knife.
Poseidon scowled at the half-breed's image on the screen, clearly displeased that he dared to glare at his daughter.
"Percy, you know who you remind me of most? Thalia. You guys are so much alike it's scary. I mean, either you would've been best friends or you would've strangled each other."
"Let's go with 'best friends.'"
"'Best cousins' is better," Zeus said.
"Thalia got angry with her dad sometimes. So do you. Would you turn against Olympus because of that?"
I stared at the quiver of arrows in the corner. "No."
"Okay, then. Neither would she. Luke's wrong." Anthony stuck his knife blade into the dirt.
"I'll never make my daughter angry at me! I'll treat her far better than that stupid counterpart of mine!" Zeus proclaimed.
I wanted to ask him about the prophecy Luke had mentioned and what it had to do with my eighteenth birthday. But I figured he wouldn't tell me. Chiron had made it pretty clear that I wasn't allowed to hear it until the gods decided otherwise.
"Which I think is stupid. It would've been better if she knew about the prophecy earlier, so she could prepare herself. Her damn life is on the line," Dionysus said, earning him nods from his fellow gods.
"So what did Luke mean about Cyclopes?" I asked. "He said you of all people—"
"I know what he said. He ... he was talking about the real reason Thalia died."
The gods froze, especially Zeus, Hera, and Rhea, upon hearing those words.
I waited, not sure what to say.
Anthony drew a shaky breath. "You can never trust a Cyclops, Percy. Six years ago, on the night Grover was leading us to Half-Blood Hill—"
He was interrupted when the door of the hut creaked open. Tyson crawled in.
"DAMN IT, WHY NOW?!" Zeus shouted, his voice filled with frustration. He and the others were desperate to know what had happened to his daughter involving a Cyclops.
"Powdered donuts!" he said proudly, holding up a pastry box.
"How the fuck did he get powdered donuts in a forest?!" Loki exclaimed in surprise.
Anthony stared at him. "Where did you get that? We're in the middle of the wilderness. There's nothing around for—"
"Fifty feet," Tyson said. "Monster Donut shop—just over the hill!"
"Monster Donut shop?!" the gods echoed in shock.
"This doesn't seem right," Hades murmured. "How could there be a donut shop in a forest?"
"This is bad," Anthony muttered.
Athena narrowed her eyes, wondering what could make this situation so troubling.
We were crouching behind a tree, staring at the donut shop in the middle of the woods. It looked brand new, with brightly lit windows, a parking area, and a little road leading off into the forest, but there was nothing else around, and no cars parked in the lot. We could see one employee reading a magazine behind the cash register. That was it. On the store's marquis, in huge black letters that even I could read, it said:
MONSTER DONUT
A cartoon ogre was taking a bite out of the O in MONSTER. The place smelled good, like fresh-baked chocolate donuts.
"This shouldn't be here," Anthony whispered. "It's wrong."
"You got that right," Apollo agreed.
"What?" I asked. "It's a donut shop."
"Shhh!"
"Why are we whispering? Tyson went in and bought a dozen. Nothing happened to him."
"He's a monster."
"Aw, c'mon, Anthony. Monster Donut doesn't mean monsters! It's a chain. We've got them in New York."
"A chain," he agreed. "And don't you think it's strange that one appeared immediately after you told Tyson to get donuts? Right here in the middle of the woods?"
"Anthony's right," Hestia said, her voice laced with concern. "The timing's too odd."
"Not to mention the location," Hades added, narrowing his eyes. "It's almost like they're being set up."
"That shop is too convenient," Demeter said, her brow furrowed. "Nothing appears by accident in the wilderness."
"It's a trap," Buddha stated, biting on a lollipop.
I thought about it. It did seem a little weird, but, I mean, donut shops weren't real high on my list of sinister forces.
Poseidon sighed at his daughter's naïve thoughts.
"It could be a nest," Anthony explained.
Tyson whimpered. I doubt he understood what Anthony was saying any better than I did, but his tone was making him nervous. He'd plowed through half a dozen donuts from his box and was getting powdered sugar all over his face.
"A nest for what?" I asked.
"Haven't you ever wondered how franchise stores pop up so fast?" he asked. "One day there's nothing and then the next day— boom, there's a new burger place or a coffee shop or whatever? First a single store, then two, then four— exact replicas spreading across the country?"
Everyone wondered what he was going on about.
"Um, no. Never thought about it."
"Percy, some of the chains multiply so fast because all their locations are magically linked to the life force of a monster. Some children of Hermes figured out how to do it back in the 1950s. They breed—"
He froze.
"What?" I demanded. "They breed what?"
"Yeah, what did they breed?! And why did he just freeze?!" Anubis exclaimed.
"No—sudden—moves," Anthony said, like his life depended on it. "Very slowly, turn around."
Once again, the gods tensed, their eyes fixed on the unfolding scene.
Then I heard it: a scraping noise, like something large dragging its belly through the leaves.
I turned and saw a rhino-size thing moving through the shadows of the trees. It was hissing, its front half writhing in all different directions. I couldn't understand what I was seeing at first. Then I realized the thing had multiple necks—at least seven, each topped with a hissing reptilian head. Its skin was leathery, and under each neck it wore a plastic bib that read: I'M A MONSTER DONUT KID!
"Is that creature a fucking HYDRA?!" Zeus yelled in shock.
"How is it even here?!" Hera exclaimed, her expression one of disbelief.
"The children need to get away from that thing!" Rhea shouted, her voice filled with worry.
Göll squeaked in fear as she hid behind the stoic Brunhilde.
Hades' eyes narrowed, his tone grim. "Percy's no stranger to danger, but this creature..."
Thor, usually calm, clenched his fists, watching as the Hydra's heads lashed out. "She's in serious trouble."
Poseidon struggled to restrain himself from lunging toward the screen.
Amaterasu, the Goddess of the Sun and leader of the Shinto pantheon, watched with concern. "Is she going to be alright?"
"Heaven help her," Buddha muttered under his breath, his eyes never leaving the screen.
I took out my ballpoint pen, but Anthony locked eyes with me—a silent warning. Not yet.
I understood. A lot of monsters have terrible eyesight. It was possible the Hydra might pass us by. But if I uncapped my sword now, the bronze glow would certainly get its attention.
Odin, Thor, Hades, Heracles, and Susano'o nodded in approval at Anthony's quick thinking and Percilla's restraint, noting their growing maturity in the face of danger.
We waited.
The Hydra was only a few feet away. It seemed to be sniffing the ground and the trees like it was hunting for something. Then I noticed that two of the heads were ripping apart a piece of yellow canvas—one of our duffel bags. The thing had already been to our campsite. It was following our scent.
The gods grew increasingly concerned as they watched the three children in serious trouble.
Poseidon gritted his teeth, worry etched across his face at the thought of Percilla being found and harmed by the Hydra.
My heart pounded. I'd seen a stuffed Hydra-head trophy at camp before, but that did nothing to prepare me for the real thing. Each head was diamond-shaped, like a rattlesnake's, but the mouths were lined with jagged rows of sharklike teeth.
Tyson was trembling. He stepped back and accidentally snapped a twig. Immediately, all seven heads turned toward us and hissed.
"OH NO!" everyone shouted.
Foolish boy! Poseidon seethed inwardly, rage flashing in his eyes.
"Scatter!" Anthony yelled. He dove to the right.
I rolled to the left. One of the Hydra heads spat an arc of green liquid that shot past my shoulder and splashed against an elm. The trunk smoked and began to disintegrate. The whole tree toppled straight toward Tyson, who still hadn't moved, petrified by the monster that was now right in front of him.
"TYSON, MOVE AWAY!" the gods shouted in unison.
"Tyson!" I tackled him with all my might, knocking him aside just as the Hydra lunged and the tree crashed on top of two of its heads.
The Hydra stumbled backward, yanking its heads free then wailing in outrage at the fallen tree. All seven heads shot acid, and the elm melted into a steaming pool of muck.
"Move!" I told Tyson. I ran to one side and uncapped Riptide, hoping to draw the monster's attention.
"NO, DON'T ENGAGE WITH IT, PERCILLA! RUN AWAY FROM IT!" Poseidon yelled anxiously.
It worked.
The sight of celestial bronze is hateful to most monsters. As soon as my glowing blade appeared, the Hydra whipped toward it with all its heads, hissing and baring its teeth.
The good news: Tyson was momentarily out of danger. The bad news: I was about to be melted into a puddle of goo.
"RUN, PERCILLA!"
One of the heads snapped at me experimentally. Without thinking, I swung my sword.
"Wait, no! Don't cut the head!" Heracles and the rest of the Greeks yelled in horror.
If this creature from that world is anything like the Hydra from here...! Heracles thought, growing more worried as he remembered one of his 12 Labors.
"No!" Anthony yelled.
Too late. I sliced the Hydra's head clean off. It rolled away into the grass, leaving a flailing stump, which immediately stopped bleeding and began to swell like a balloon.
In a matter of seconds the wounded neck split into two necks, each of which grew a full-size head. Now I was looking at an eight-headed Hydra.
"Fucking hell!" Adamas cursed. "It sprouted more heads!"
"Percy!" Anthony scolded. "You just opened another Monster Donut shop somewhere!"
"That food chain is magically linked to the life force of the Hydra," Beelzebub said flatly.
I dodged a spray of acid. "I'm about to die and you're worried about that? How do we kill it?"
"Fire!" Anthony said. "We have to have fire!"
As soon as he said that, I remembered the story. The Hydra's heads would only stop multiplying if we burned the stumps before they regrew. That's what Heracles had done, anyway.
Heracles nodded eagerly in agreement. "Yes, yes, that's right. You need fire."
But we had no fire.
I backed up toward a river. The Hydra followed.
The sound of nails being bitten echoed in the silence.
The armrests of a certain tyrant's throne cracked under the pressure.
Anthony moved in on my left and tried to distract one of the heads, parrying its teeth with his knife, but another head swung sideways like a club and knocked him into the muck.
Athena gasped, her concern for her son evident.
"No hitting my friends!" Tyson charged in, putting himself between the Hydra and Anthony.
Many of the gods praised the Cyclops for bravely stepping in.
"GO, TYSON! KICK ITS ASS!" they shouted.
As Anthony got to his feet, Tyson started smashing at the monster heads with his fists so fast it reminded me of the whack-a-mole game at the arcade. But even Tyson couldn't fend off the Hydra forever.
We kept inching backward, dodging acid splashes and deflecting snapping heads without cutting them off, but I knew we were only postponing our deaths. Eventually, we would make a mistake and the thing would kill us.
The entire council room was silent, the air thick with tension.
Then I heard a strange sound—a chug-chug-chug that at first I thought was my heartbeat. It was so powerful it made the riverbank shake.
"What is that sound?" Cú Chulainn asked, breaking the silence.
"What's that noise?" Anthony shouted, keeping his eyes on the Hydra.
"Steam engine," Tyson said.
"What?" I ducked as the Hydra spat acid over my head.
Then from the river behind us, a familiar female voice shouted: "There! Prepare the thirty-two-pounder!"
Ares gasped, instantly recognizing the voice.
The rest of the gods recognized it as well.
I didn't dare look away from the Hydra, but if that was who I thought it was behind us, I figured we now had enemies on two fronts.
Poseidon's expression darkened with displeasure at those words.
"I hope that's not the case," Hades said grimly.
A gravelly male voice said, "They're too close, m'lady!"
"Damn the heroes!" the girl said. "Full steam ahead!"
"Aye, m'lady."
"Fire at will, Captain!"
Anthony understood what was happening a split second before I did. He yelled, "Hit the dirt!" and we dove for the ground as an earth-shattering BOOM echoed from the river. There was a flash of light, a column of smoke, and the Hydra exploded right in front of us, showering us with nasty green slime that vaporized as soon as it hit, the way monster guts tend to do.
The deities breathed a sigh of relief that the Hydra was finally dead, but they remained tense at the newcomer.
"Gross!" screamed Anthony.
"Steamship!" yelled Tyson.
I stood, coughing from the cloud of gunpowder smoke that was rolling across the banks.
Chugging toward us down the river was the strangest ship I'd ever seen. It rode low in the water like a submarine, its deck plated with iron. In the middle was a trapezoid-shaped casemate with slats on each side for cannons. A flag waved from the top—a wild boar and spear on a bloodred field. Lining the deck were zombies in gray uniforms— dead soldiers with shimmering faces that only partially covered their skulls, like the ghouls I'd seen in the Underworld guarding Hades's palace.
The ship was an ironclad. A Civil War battle cruiser. I could just make out the name along the prow in moss-covered letters: CSS Birmingham.
And standing next to the smoking cannon that had almost killed us, wearing full Greek battle armor, was Clarisse.
"I can't believe my daughter showed up!" Ares exclaimed in surprise.
Poseidon scowled in disdain at the sight of Ares's spawn.
"Losers," she sneered. "But I suppose I have to rescue you. Come aboard."
Scene end.
"Looks like your daughter saved them just in time, Ares," Zeus commented to his son. "If she had been delayed a few seconds, those three kids would've been dead."
Chapter 63: *Clarisse Blows Up Everything
Chapter Text
Ares chuckled nervously and glanced at his uncle Poseidon, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. "Yeah... my daughter saved them just in time," he said in response to his father. "If she'd been delayed a few seconds, those three kids would've been toast."
He shifted uncomfortably under Poseidon's scowl, his usual confidence faltering for a brief moment. "But, uh... you know, she did the right thing, right?" Ares added with a strained grin, hoping to smooth things over.
Poseidon narrowed his eyes at Ares, his gaze cold. "I suppose," he said with disdain.
New title:
Clarisse Blows Up Everything.
The gods exchanged wary glances at the new title.
"Ares, it seems your daughter might blow up something in the next scene," Zeus remarked.
"It better not be the ship. Percilla is on it," Poseidon said coldly.
"And my son," Athena added.
Ares frowned. "There is no way my daughter will blow up the ship; she's on it as well."
"If we're going to see something blow up, I hope it's the monsters," said Cú Chulainn.
The scene began to play.
"You are in so much trouble," Clarisse said.
We'd just finished a ship tour we didn't want, through dark rooms overcrowded with dead sailors. We'd seen the coal bunker, the boilers and engine, which huffed and groaned like it would explode any minute. We'd seen the pilothouse and the powder magazine and gunnery deck (Clarisse's favorite) with two Dahlgren smoothbore cannons on the port and starboard sides and a Brooke nine-inch rifled gun fore and aft—all specially refitted to fire celestial bronze cannon balls.
Everywhere we went, dead Confederate sailors stared at us, their ghostly bearded faces shimmering over their skulls. They approved of Anthony because he told them he was from Virginia. They were interested in me, too, because my name was Jackson—like the Southern general—but then I ruined it by telling them I was from New York. They all hissed and muttered curses about Yankees.
Buddha raised an amused eyebrow. "They must still not be over their loss, even after being dead for so long."
Tyson was terrified of them. All through the tour, he insisted Anthony hold his hand, which he didn't look too thrilled about.
"That's hilarious," Loki snickered.
Finally, we were escorted to dinner. The CSS Birmingham captain's quarters were about the size of a walk-in closet, but still much bigger than any other room on board. The table was set with white linen and china. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, potato chips, and Dr Peppers were served by skeletal crewmen. I didn't want to eat anything served by ghosts, but my hunger overruled my fear.
Poseidon watched the scene unfold with a look of utter revulsion.
They're feeding her that? he thought, his expression darkening. Unhealthy mortal junk... This is an insult. Percilla deserves fine dining—not this disgrace.
"Tantalus expelled you for eternity," Clarisse told us smugly. "Mr. D said if any of you show your face at camp again, he'll turn you into squirrels and run you over with his SUV."
"That worm dares to expel and threaten my daughter with such humiliation?!" Poseidon roared furiously. ""I'll drag him to the deepest trench in the ocean and leave him to be torn apart by the Leviathans!"
"Did they give you this ship?" I asked.
"'Course not. My father did."
"Ares?"
"My copy?" Ares said in surprise.
.
Clarisse sneered. "You think your daddy is the only one with sea power? The spirits on the losing side of every war owe a tribute to Ares. That's their curse for being defeated. I prayed to my father for a naval transport and here it is. These guys will do anything I tell them. Won't you, Captain?"
Ares felt a twinge of jealousy that his counterpart received tribute from the defeated spirits.
Poseidon feels like ripping the sneer off the half-breed's face.
The captain stood behind her looking stiff and angry. His glowing green eyes fixed me with a hungry stare. "If it means an end to this infernal war, ma'am, peace at last, we'll do anything. Destroy anyone."
Clarisse smiled. "Destroy anyone. I like that."
Tyson gulped.
"Clarisse," Anthony said, "Luke might be after the Fleece, too. We saw him. He's got the coordinates and he's heading south. He has a cruise ship full of monsters—"
"Good! I'll blow him out of the water."
"Are we already heading to the part where she blows up everyone?" Shiva asked.
"You don't understand," Anthony said. We have to combine forces. Let us help you—"
"No!" Clarisse pounded the table. "This is my quest, smart boy! Finally I get to be the hero, and you two will not steal my chance."
"Where are your cabin mates?" I asked. "You were allowed to take two friends with you, weren't you?"
"They didn't ... I let them stay behind. To protect the camp."
"That's quite noble of her," Susano'o remarked.
"You mean even the people in your own cabin wouldn't help you?"
Some of the gods, like Zeus, Loki, Apollo, and Anubis, choked on their laughter at that.
Hades, Buddha, Poseidon, Beelzebub, and Thor smirked in amusement.
Even Ares's mouth twitched into a grin, despite the sharp remark aimed at his daughter.
"Shut up, Prissy! I don't need them! Or you!"
Poseidon felt a surge of irritation at Ares' spawn calling his daughter that instead of her name.
"Clarisse," I said, "Tantalus is using you. He doesn't care about the camp. He'd love to see it destroyed. He's setting you up to fail."
"That damn Tarantula better not be using my daughter!" Ares yelled angrily.
"No! I don't care what the Oracle—" She stopped herself.
"Huh?!" the gods shouted in surprise.
"Was she about to say something about the Oracle?!" Zeus exclaimed.
"What?" I said. "What did the Oracle tell you?"
"Nothing." Clarisse's ears turned pink. "All you need to know is that I'm finishing this quest and you're not helping. On the other hand, I can't let you go ..."
Apollo narrowed his eyes, knowing the girl was lying.
"So we're prisoners?" Anthony asked.
"Guests. For now." Clarisse propped her feet up on the white linen tablecloth and opened another Dr Pepper. "Captain, take them below. Assign them hammocks on the berth deck. If they don't mind their manners, show them how we deal with enemy spies."
The dream came as soon as I fell asleep.
All the deities became more attentive.
"Another one," Morpheus muttered. At this point, he shouldn't be surprised by the girl's dreams anymore.
Grover was sitting at his loom, desperately unraveling his wedding train, when the boulder door rolled aside and the Cyclops bellowed, "Aha!"
"It's her friend again," Hades stated.
Hearing Hades say the satyr was her friend made both Loki and Poseidon scowl.
Grover yelped. "Dear! I didn't—you were so quiet!"
"Unraveling!" Polyphemus roared. "So that's the problem!"
"Oh, no. I—I wasn't—"
"Come!" Polyphemus grabbed Grover around the waist and half carried, half dragged him through the tunnels of the cave. Grover struggled to keep his high heels on his hooves. His veil kept tilting on his head, threatening to come off.
Loki laughed so hard at the scene that he clutched his stomach, trying to keep himself from falling off his seat. Odin and Thor gave him disapproving looks.
The Cyclops pulled him into a warehouse-size cavern decorated with sheep junk. There was a wool-covered La-Z-Boy recliner and a wool-covered television set, crude bookshelves loaded with sheep collectibles—coffee mugs shaped like sheep faces, plaster figurines of sheep, sheep board games, and picture books and action figures. The floor was littered with piles of sheep bones, and other bones that didn't look exactly like sheep—the bones of satyrs who'd come to the island looking for Pan.
"He really loves his sheep," Sun Wukong observed.
Polyphemus set Grover down only long enough to move another huge boulder. Daylight streamed into the cave, and Grover whimpered with longing. Fresh air!
Rhea, Leto, Hades, Hestia, and a few other deities felt a pang of sympathy for Grover as they watched his longing gaze.
The Cyclops dragged him outside to a hilltop overlooking the most beautiful island I'd ever seen.
It was shaped kind of like a saddle cut in half by an ax. There were lush green hills on either side and a wide valley in the middle, split by a deep chasm that was spanned by a rope bridge.
Beautiful streams rolled to the edge of the canyon and dropped off in rainbow-colored waterfalls.
Parrots fluttered in the trees. Pink and purple flowers bloomed on the bushes. Hundreds of sheep grazed in the meadows, their wool glinting strangely like copper and silver coins.
Despite the satyr's situation, the nature gods couldn't help but appreciate the island's natural beauty, their hearts swelling with admiration for the pristine wilderness.
And at the center of the island, right next to the rope bridge, was an enormous twisted oak tree with something glittering in its lowest bough.
The Golden Fleece.
Everyone in the room gasped at the sight of it.
"There's the object that will cure my daughter. The Golden Fleece," Zeus said, his voice thick with hope.
Even in a dream, I could feel its power radiating across the island, making the grass greener, the flowers more beautiful. I could almost smell the nature magic at work. I could only imagine how powerful the scent would be for a satyr.
Grover whimpered.
"Yes," Polyphemus said proudly. "See over there? Fleece is the prize of my collection! Stole it from heroes long ago, and ever since—free food! Satyrs come from all over the world, like moths to flame. Satyrs good eating! And now—"
"So that Cyclops has been using the Fleece's magic to lure satyrs to his island? That is so twisted!" Hephaestus exclaimed.
Polyphemus scooped up a wicked set of bronze shears.
Grover yelped, but Polyphemus just picked up the nearest sheep like it was a stuffed animal and shaved off its wool. He handed a fluffy mass of it to Grover.
"Put that on the spinning wheel!" he said proudly. "Magic. Cannot be unraveled."
"Oh ... well ..."
"Poor Honeypie!" Polyphemus grinned. "Bad weaver. Ha-ha! Not to worry. That thread will solve problem. Finish wedding train by tomorrow!"
"Isn't that ... thoughtful of you!"
"Hehe."
"But—but, dear," Grover gulped, "what if someone were to rescue—I mean attack this island?" Grover looked straight at me, and I knew he was asking for my benefit. "What would keep them from marching right up here to your cave?"
The gods in the room exchanged glances, some of them nodding in approval of Grover's sharp question, recognizing it as a clever tactic to keep the Cyclops on edge and buy Percilla some time to save him.
"Wifey scared! So cute! Not to worry. Polyphemus has state-of-the-art security system. Have to get through my pets."
"Pets?"
Grover looked across the island, but there was nothing to see except sheep grazing peacefully in the meadows.
"Don't tell me by his security he meant his sheep?! That is so ridiculous!" Loki cackled.
"And then," Polyphemus growled, "they would have to get through me!"
Poseidon's gaze darkened at the thought of his daughter having to face the Cyclops. Percilla should just forget about the satyr—there was no reason to risk her safety for someone who was already trapped.
He pounded his fist against the nearest rock, which cracked and split in half. "Now, come!"he shouted. "Back to the cave."
Grover looked about ready to cry—so close to freedom, but so hopelessly far. Tears welled in his eyes as the boulder door rolled shut, sealing him once again in the stinky torch-lit dankness of the Cyclops's cave.
"Poor Grover," Rhea murmured.
Some goddesses, like Shiva's wives—Parvati, Kali, and even Durga—looked as though they wanted to cry for the satyr.
I woke to alarm bells ringing throughout the ship.
The captain's gravelly voice: "All hands on deck! Find Lady Clarisse! Where is that girl?"
Then his ghostly face appeared above me. "Get up, Yankee. Your friends are already above. We are approaching the entrance."
"The entrance to what?"
He gave me a skeletal smile. "The Sea of Monsters, of course."
The gods were shocked.
"Oh my gods, they were already heading there!" Apollo exclaimed. "I hope they don't have to face too many monsters!"
Poseidon's gaze remained fixed on the screen, intense. So, are they finally entering my counterpart's realm? he thought. His expression quickly shifted to one of worry, fearing any harm that might come to his daughter.
The other deities, too, began to look increasingly concerned.
I stuffed my few belongings that had survived the Hydra into a sailor's canvas knapsack and slung it over my shoulder. I had a sneaking suspicion that one way or another I would not be spending another night aboard the CSS Birmingham.
I was on my way upstairs when something made me freeze. A presence nearby—something familiar and unpleasant. For no particular reason, I felt like picking a fight. I wanted to punch a dead Confederate. The last time I'd felt like that kind of anger ...
"A familiar presence?" the gods murmured in wonder.
"Could it be..." Hermes said with an uneasy expression, but he didn't finish his sentence — his thoughts did it for him.
Luke.
Ares had a feeling he knew exactly who his cousin was talking about.
Instead of going up, I crept to the edge of the ventilation grate and peered down into the boiler deck.
Clarisse was standing right below me, talking to an image that shimmered in the steam from the boilers—a muscular man in black leather biker clothes, with a military haircut, red-tinted sunglasses, and a knife strapped to his side.
Everyone tensed at the sight of the familiar man.
Poseidon and Ares glared at the figure on the screen, their eyes burning with hatred.
My fists clenched. It was my least favorite Olympian: Ares, the god of war.
"I don't want excuses, little girl!" he growled.
"Y-yes, father," Clarisse mumbled.
"You don't want to see me mad, do you?"
"No, father."
"No, father," Ares mimicked. "You're pathetic. I should've let one of my sons take this quest."
Rhea, Leto, Frigg, Hera, Hestia, Hades, and Zeus all glared at Ares's counterpart, furious at the way he spoke to his daughter.
"DON'T FUCKING TALK TO YOUR OWN DAUGHTER THAT WAY!" Ares roared, lunging furiously toward his counterpart's image. "HE TALKS TO HER LIKE SHE'S HIS SERVANT! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER!"
Aphrodite had to grab his arm to keep him from charging at the screen.
"I'll succeed!" Clarisse promised, her voice trembling. "I'll make you proud."
"You'd better," he warned. "You asked me for this quest, girl. If you let that slimeball Jackson kid steal it from you—"
"But the Oracle said—"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT IT SAID!" Ares bellowed with such force that his image shimmered.
"FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CHEAP COPY!" the God of War in the room shouted angrily.
"You will succeed. And if you don't ..."
He raised his fist. Even though he was only a figure in the steam, Clarisse flinched.
Rhea, Leto, Hera, and the other goddesses gasped in outrage.
Hades, Zeus, and even Poseidon's expressions darkened.
"IF YOU FUCKING HIT HER, I'LL PULVERIZE YOU!" Ares roared.
"Ares, calm down! You can't go attacking the screen!" Aphrodite shouted, grabbing his arm, though she clearly wanted to see his counterpart get what he deserved. She felt deeply sorry for Clarisse and the rest of Ares's children, having to endure an abusive, cheap imitation of Ares as their father.
"Do we understand each other?" Ares growled.
"BASTARD!"
The alarm bells rang again. I heard voices coming toward me, officers yelling orders to ready the cannons.
I crept back from the ventilation grate and made my way upstairs to join Anthony and Tyson on the spar deck.
"What's wrong?" Anthony asked me. "Another dream?"
I nodded, but I didn't say anything. I didn't know what to think about what I'd seen downstairs. It bothered me almost as much as the dream about Grover.
Athena frowned at the girl for not telling her son about seeing Ares's daughter talking to his counterpart.
Clarisse came up the stairs right after me. I tried not to look at her.
She grabbed a pair of binoculars from a zombie officer and peered toward the horizon. "At last. Captain, full steam ahead!"
I looked in the same direction as she was, but I couldn't see much. The sky was overcast.
The air was hazy and humid, like steam from an iron. If I squinted real hard, I could just make out a couple of dark fuzzy splotches in the distance.
My nautical senses told me we were somewhere off the coast of northern Florida, so we'd come a long way overnight, farther than any mortal ship should've been able to travel.
The engine groaned as we increased speed.
Tyson muttered nervously, "Too much strain on the pistons. Not meant for deep water."
Poseidon raised an eyebrow, wondering how he knew that.
I wasn't sure how he knew that, but it made me nervous.
After a few more minutes, the dark splotches ahead of us came into focus. To the north, a huge mass of rock rose out of the sea—an island with cliffs at least a hundred feet tall. About half a mile south of that, the other patch of darkness was a storm brewing. The sky and sea boiled together in a roaring mass.
"Hurricane?" Anthony asked.
"No," Clarisse said. "Charybdis."
"What's a Charybdis?" Zeus asked, looking confused. "Is it a type of weather in that world?"
The gods, especially the Greeks, exchanged glances.
For some reason, Poseidon had a bad feeling about that word.
Anthony paled. "Are you crazy?"
Athena furrowed her brows at her son's reaction. Now she really wanted to know what this Charybdis was.
"Only way into the Sea of Monsters. Straight between Charybdis and her sister Scylla."
"Sounds like Charybdis and Scylla are two of the monsters from that sea," Hades said, frowning in concern.
Poseidon's mind reeled, his expression growing more uneasy. Charybdis and Scylla?! What kind of fucking monsters are they?!
Clarisse pointed to the top of the cliffs, and I got the feeling something lived up there that I did not want to meet.
"What do you mean the only way?" I asked. "The sea is wide open! Just sail around them."
Clarisse rolled her eyes. "Don't you know anything? If I tried to sail around them, they would just appear in my path again. If you want to get into the Sea of Monsters, you have to sail through them."
"What about the Clashing Rocks?" Anthony said. "That's another gateway. Jason used it."
"Just who the hell is Jason?" Zeus asked.
"I can't blow apart rocks with my cannons," Clarisse said. "Monsters, on the other hand ..."
"You are crazy," Anthony decided.
"My daughter's not crazy; she's just brave and creative," Ares said proudly and defensively.
"Watch and learn, Wise Boy." Clarisse turned to the captain. "Set course for Charybdis!"
"Aye, m'lady."
The engine groaned, the iron plating rattled, and the ship began to pick up speed.
The gods watched the scene with growing concern.
"Clarisse," I said, "Charybdis sucks up the sea. Isn't that the story?"
"And spits it back out again, yeah."
"What about Scylla?"
"She lives in a cave, up on those cliffs. If we get too close, her snaky heads will come down and start plucking sailors off the ship."
Beelzebub wore a very interested expression as he listened to the description of the monsters.
"So, a monster that sucks and spits water out, and another with snake heads. Got it," said Buddha.
Göll fainted again.
"Choose Scylla then," I said. "Everybody goes below deck and we chug right past."
"No!" Clarisse insisted. "If Scylla doesn't get her easy meat, she might pick up the whole ship. Besides, she's too high to make a good target. My cannons can't shoot straight up. Charybdis just sits there at the center of her whirlwind. We're going to steam straight toward her, train our guns on her, and blow her to Tartarus!"
Ares wanted to cheer for his daughter's declaration, but kept himself restrained, his chest puffing with pride as he tried to maintain his composure.
She said it with such relish I almost wanted to believe her.
The engine hummed. The boilers were heating up so much I could feel the deck getting warm beneath my feet. The smokestacks billowed. The red Ares flag whipped in the wind.
As we got closer to the monsters, the sound of Charybdis got louder and louder—a horrible wet roar like the galaxy's biggest toilet being flushed. Every time Charybdis inhaled, the ship shuddered and lurched forward. Every time she exhaled, we rose in the water and were buffeted by ten-foot waves.
The gods chuckled.
"LOL, galaxy's biggest toilet," Loki said with a grin.
I tried to time the whirlpool. As near as I could figure, it took Charybdis about three minutes to suck up and destroy everything within a half-mile radius. To avoid her, we would have to skirt right next to Scylla's cliffs. And as bad as Scylla might be, those cliffs were looking awfully good to me.
Undead sailors calmly went about their business on the spar deck. I guess they'd fought a losing cause before, so this didn't bother them. Or maybe they didn't care about getting destroyed because they were already deceased. Neither thought made me feel any better.
Anthony stood next to me, gripping the rail. "You still have your thermos full of wind?"
I nodded. "But it's too dangerous to use with a whirlpool like that. More wind might just make things worse."
"What about controlling the water?" he asked. "You're Poseidon's daughter. You've done it before."
For once, Poseidon agreed with the half-breed.
He was right. I closed my eyes and tried to calm the sea, but I couldn't concentrate.
Charybdis was too loud and powerful. The waves wouldn't respond.
Poseidon frowned, frustrated by the creature's sheer intensity, making it impossible for his daughter to focus and use her ability.
"I—I can't," I said miserably.
All the deities watching were visibly affected by the girl's miserable expression, a wave of sympathy filling the room.
"We need a backup plan," Anthony said. "This isn't going to work."
"Anthony is right," Tyson said. "Engine's no good."
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Pressure. Pistons need fixing."
"Just how did he know that?" Dionysus asked.
Before he could explain, the cosmic toilet flushed with a mighty roaaar! The ship lurched forward and I was thrown to the deck. We were in the whirlpool.
The gods, watching the scene unfold, were alarmed.
"PERCILLA!" Poseidon shouted, his voice laced with worry.
"CLARISSE!" Ares cried out, his tone full of concern.
"ANTHONY!" Athena called, her eyes wide with fear.
"How will they get out of there?!" Hera exclaimed, her voice trembling with anxiety.
"Full reverse!" Clarisse screamed above the noise. The sea churned around us, waves crashing over the deck. The iron plating was now so hot it steamed. "Get us within firing range! Make ready starboard cannons!"
Dead Confederates rushed back and forth. The propeller grinded into reverse, trying to slow the ship, but we kept sliding toward the center of the vortex.
"This is bad," Thor said grimly.
A zombie sailor burst out of the hold and ran to Clarisse. His gray uniform was smoking. His beard was on fire. "Boiler room overheating, ma'am! She's going to blow!"
"WHAT?!" every deity shouted in shock.
"Well, get down there and fix it!"
"Can't!" the sailor yelled. "We're vaporizing in the heat."
"VAPORIZING?!" everyone yelled.
Rhea covered her mouth in horror. "My grandchildren!"
Clarisse pounded the side of the casemate. "All I need is a few more minutes! Just enough to get in range!"
"We're going in too fast," the captain said grimly. "Prepare yourself for death."
"Percilla will not die!" Poseidon growled fiercely.
"No!" Tyson bellowed. "I can fix it."
Clarisse looked at him incredulously. "You?"
Poseidon and the rest of the deities were just as surprised.
"He's a Cyclops," Anthony said. "He's immune to fire. And he knows mechanics."
"Go!" yelled Clarisse.
"Tyson, no!" I grabbed his arm. "It's too dangerous!"
Most of the gods worried for Tyson as well, and even the tyrant of the seas felt a twinge of concern for this so-called son of his.
He patted my hand. "Only way, sister." His expression was determined—confident, even.
The Cyclops's confidence even impressed Poseidon.
I'd never seen him look like this before. "I will fix it. Be right back."
"That Cyclops nephew of mine is remarkable," Zeus said with a small smile.
Hades nodded in agreement. "I agree. The boy has more courage than many others I've seen."
Rhea smiled warmly, her eyes soft with affection. "He has a good heart, strong and true."
As I watched him follow the smoldering sailor down the hatch, I had a terrible feeling. I wanted to run after him, but the ship lurched again—and then I saw Charybdis.
She appeared only a few hundred yards away, through a swirl of mist and smoke and water.
The first thing I noticed was the reef—a black crag of coral with a fig tree clinging to the top, an oddly peaceful thing in the middle of a maelstrom. All around it, water curved into a funnel, like light around a black hole. Then I saw the horrible thing anchored to the reef just below the waterline—an enormous mouth with slimy lips and mossy teeth the size of rowboats. And worse, the teeth had braces, bands of corroded scummy metal with pieces of fish and driftwood and floating garbage stuck between them.
Charybdis was an orthodontist's nightmare. She was nothing but a huge black maw with bad teeth alignment and a serious overbite, and she'd done nothing for centuries but eat without brushing after meals. As I watched, the entire sea around her was sucked into the void—sharks, schools of fish, a giant squid. And I realized that in a few seconds, the CSS Birmingham would be next.
The gods recoiled in a mix of horror and disgust as they watched the terrifying sight unfold.
"By the gods..." Hades muttered, his face twisted with revulsion. "That's Charybdis?"
Poseidon stared at the creature, his expression a mix of disgust and disdain. He had never seen anything like it before—an enormous, grotesque mouth surrounded by a deadly whirlpool, its mossy teeth resembling jagged rocks. The sight unsettled him deeply.
Aphrodite gagged. "Absolutely hideous! Just a giant mouth with terrible dental hygiene."
Rhea covered her mouth in shock. For some reason, she felt a strange sorrow for the creature.
Hera's face twisted in disgust. "That thing is awful. I can't even begin to describe it."
Zeus, too, looked shaken, his brows furrowed in revulsion. "I've seen many monsters, but nothing like that."
"Lady Clarisse," the captain shouted. "Starboard and forward guns are in range!"
"Fire!" Clarisse ordered.
Three rounds were blasted into the monster's maw. One blew off the edge of an incisor.
Another disappeared into her gullet. The third hit one of Charybdis's retaining bands and shot back at us, snapping the Ares flag off its pole.
"Again!" Clarisse ordered. The gunners reloaded, but I knew it was hopeless. We would have to pound the monster a hundred more times to do any real damage, and we didn't have that long. We were being sucked in too fast.
The gods watched in silent horror, dread etched across their faces as the chaos unfolded before them.
Then the vibrations in the deck changed. The hum of the engine got stronger and steadier.
The ship shuddered and we started pulling away from the mouth.
Everyone sighed in relief as they watched the ship pull away from the monster's mouth.
"Tyson did it!" Anthony said.
"Wait!" Clarisse said. "We need to stay close!"
"What?! Does your daughter have a death wish, Ares?" Zeus asked his son.
Ares wasn't sure how to answer that.
"We'll die!" I said. "We have to move away."
I gripped the rail as the ship fought against the suction. The broken Ares flag raced past us and lodged in Charybdis's braces. We weren't making much progress, but at least we were holding our own. Tyson had somehow given us just enough juice to keep the ship from being sucked in.
Suddenly, the mouth snapped shut. The sea died to absolute calm. Water washed over Charybdis.
Beelzebub narrowed his eyes, sensing that something was about to happen.
Then, just as quickly as it had closed, the mouth exploded open, spitting out a wall of water, ejecting everything inedible, including our cannonballs, one of which slammed into the side of the CSS Birmingham with a ding like the bell on a carnival game.
The gods watched in horror, their faces filled with dread.
"CLARISSE!" "PERCILLA!" "ANTHONY!" Ares, Poseidon, and Athena yelled in unison, fear lacing their voices.
We were thrown backward on a wave that must've been forty feet high. I used all of my willpower to keep the ship from capsizing, but we were still spinning out of control, hurtling toward the cliffs on the opposite side of the strait.
Another smoldering sailor burst out of the hold. He stumbled into Clarisse, almost knocking them both overboard. "The engine is about to blow!"
"NO!!!" the deities shouted in unison, their voices filled with panic.
"Where's Tyson?" I demanded.
"Still down there," the sailor said. "Holding it together somehow, though I don't know for how much longer."
"TYSON!" Rhea, Leto, and many of the gods shouted in worry.
Even Poseidon was growing concerned.
The captain said, "We have to abandon ship."
"No!" Clarisse yelled.
"We have no choice, m'lady. The hull is already cracking apart! She can't—"
He never finished his sentence. Quick as lightning, something brown and green shot from the sky, snatched up the captain, and lifted him away. All that was left were his leather boots.
That startled everyone.
"What the fuck was that?!" Shiva shouted in surprise.
"Scylla!" a sailor yelled, as another column of reptilian flesh shot from the cliffs and snapped him up. It happened so fast it was like watching a laser beam rather than a monster. I couldn't even make out the thing's face, just a flash of teeth and scales.
"SCYLLA!" the gods echoed in shock.
"Now those children are in even more trouble!" Hermes said grimly.
What Hermes said made Poseidon, Ares, and Athena more fearful of their children getting hurt.
I uncapped Riptide and tried to swipe at the monster as it carried off another deckhand, but I was way too slow.
"Everyone get below!" I yelled.
"We can't!" Clarisse drew her own sword. "Below deck is in flames."
"Lifeboats!" Anthony said. "Quick!"
"They'll never get clear of the cliffs," Clarisse said. "We'll all be eaten."
"We have to try. Percy, the thermos."
"I can't leave Tyson!"
Poseidon surprised himself by feeling troubled at the thought of the Cyclops being left behind.
"We have to get the boats ready!"
Clarisse took Anthony's command. She and a few of her undead sailors uncovered one of the two emergency rowboats while Scylla's heads rained from the sky like a meteor shower with teeth, picking off Confederate sailors one after another.
"Get the other boat." I threw Anthony the thermos. "I'll get Tyson."
"You can't!" he said. "The heat will kill you!"
I didn't listen. I ran for the boiler room hatch, when suddenly my feet weren't touching the deck anymore. I was flying straight up, the wind whistling in my ears, the side of the cliff only inches from my face.
Scylla had somehow caught me by the knapsack, and was lifting me up toward her lair.
"PERCY!!!" The gods shouted in horror.
Without thinking, I swung my sword behind me and managed to jab the thing in her beady yellow eye. She grunted and dropped me.
"PERCILLA!!!" Poseidon screamed, watching his daughter fall from such a height.
The fall would've been bad enough, considering I was a hundred feet in the air. But as I fell, the CSS Birmingham exploded below me.
KAROOM!
The engine room blew, sending chunks of ironclad flying in either direction like a fiery set of wings.
All the gods gasped in shock at the scene.
"Tyson!" I yelled.
The lifeboats had managed to get away from the ship, but not very far. Flaming wreckage was raining down. Clarisse and Anthony would either be smashed or burned or pulled to the bottom by the force of the sinking hull, and that was thinking optimistically, assuming they got away from Scylla.
Then I heard a different kind of explosion—the sound of Hermes's magic thermos being opened a little too far. White sheets of wind blasted in every direction, scattering the lifeboats, lifting me out of my free fall and propelling me across the ocean.
I couldn't see anything. I spun in the air, got clonked on the head by something hard, and hit the water with a crash that would've broken every bone in my body if I hadn't been the daughter of the Sea God.
The last thing I remembered was sinking in a burning sea, knowing that Tyson was gone forever, and wishing I were able to drown.
Scene end.
The entire council room was silent, the air tense.
Because no one knew the exact fate of the demigods and the Cyclops.
Chapter 64: *We Check In To C.C.'s Spa & Resort
Chapter Text
The gods sat in stunned silence, the weight of the scene settling over them.
Poseidon was the first to speak, his tone unusually heavy. "Tyson... gone...?" His typically icy demeanor cracked as he clenched his fists, an unexpected ache tightening in his chest.
Rhea began to weep softly. "My poor grandbaby..." she sobbed, dabbing at her eyes.
Ares shifted uneasily in his seat. "That was... too close. They didn't stand a chance against something like that."
"Scylla..." Hades murmured, visibly disturbed. "No one should have to face a creature like that alone."
Zeus rubbed his temple. "We must remember—we're watching a moment from the past. My niece is still alive."
"I still can't believe the thermos did that," Hermes said, his voice laced with disbelief. "If it hadn't opened when it did... she might not have survived the fall."
"Perhaps not," Athena replied, her tone contemplative. "But even so, the outcome remains uncertain."
Suddenly, her eyes widened. "But what about my son—Anthony? Do you think he made it out?"
The question hung in the air, heavy and unanswered. No one spoke.
They would only know once the next scene began.
New title:
We Check In To C.C.'s Spa & Resort
"We?! That must mean Anthony and Tyson survived the explosion!" Zeus exclaimed, his tone filled with hope.
A wave of cautious optimism rippled through the room.
Even Poseidon, despite himself, felt a flicker of hope stir within him.
I woke up in a rowboat with a makeshift sail stitched of gray uniform fabric. Anthony sat next to me, tacking into the wind.
I tried to sit up and immediately felt woozy.
The deities instantly grew concerned.
"Rest," he said. "You're going to need it."
"Tyson ... ?"
He shook his head. "Percy, I'm really sorry."
The hope the gods had felt before vanished, replaced by a heavy silence as they looked at Percy's image on the screen with pity.
Rhea, Leto, Shiva's wives, and the other goddesses wept quietly, tears streaming down their faces.
Poseidon shifted uncomfortably, a deep unease settling in his chest at the thought of Tyson actually being dead.
We were silent while the waves tossed us up and down.
"He may have survived," he said halfheartedly. "I mean, fire can't kill him."
I nodded, but I had no reason to feel hopeful. I'd seen that explosion rip through solid iron. If Tyson had been down in the boiler room, there was no way he could've lived.
He'd given his life for us, and all I could think about were the times I'd felt embarrassed by him and had denied that the two of us were related.
The gods murmured in sympathy as they watched the scene unfold.
Hera gently said, "She was just acting like any teenager would."
Demeter nodded solemnly. "It's normal to struggle with pride and acceptance at that age."
"She loved him. That was clear," Artemis added.
Poseidon's expression was blank, his silence giving nothing away. No one could tell what he was thinking.
Waves lapped at the boat. Anthony showed me some things he'd salvaged from the wreckage—Hermes's thermos (now empty), a Ziploc bag full of ambrosia, a couple of sailors' shirts, and a bottle of Dr Pepper. He'd fished me out of the water and found my knapsack, bitten in half by Scylla's teeth. Most of my stuff had floated away, but I still had Hermes's bottle of multivitamins, and of course I had Riptide. The ballpoint pen always appeared back in my pocket no matter where I lost it.
"It's good that they at least have some of their stuff," said Hermes.
We sailed for hours. Now that we were in the Sea of Monsters, the water glittered a more brilliant green, like Hydra acid. The wind smelled fresh and salty, but it carried a strange metallic scent, too—as if a thunderstorm were coming. Or something even more dangerous. I knew what direction we needed to go. I knew we were exactly one hundred thirteen nautical miles west by northwest of our destination. But that didn't make me feel any less lost.
No matter which way we turned, the sun seemed to shine straight into my eyes. We took turns sipping from the Dr Pepper, shading ourselves with the sail as best we could. And we talked about my latest dream of Grover.
Some of the gods didn't take kindly to the sight of the two sharing a drink.
Poseidon looked furious.
Athena frowned in disapproval.
Loki scowled outright.
Even Hades, Apollo, Beelzebub, Anubis, Buddha, and Thor found themselves frowning.
By Anthony's estimate, we had less than twenty-four hours to find Grover, assuming my dream was accurate, and assuming the Cyclops Polyphemus didn't change his mind and try to marry Grover earlier.
"Yeah," I said bitterly. "You can never trust a Cyclops."
"Except Tyson," Hestia added calmly, her voice gentle but firm. "He has a good heart."
Rhea, Leto, Zeus, and Hades nodded in agreement.
Anthony stared across the water. "I'm sorry, Percy. I was wrong about Tyson, okay? I wish I could tell him that."
I tried to stay mad at him, but it wasn't easy. We'd been through a lot together. He'd saved my life plenty of times. It was stupid of me to resent him.
The Tyrant scowled. She shouldn't forgive him so easily, he thought.
I looked down at our measly possessions—the empty wind thermos, the bottle of multivitamins. I thought about Luke's look of rage when I'd tried to talk to him about his dad.
Hermes flinched, remembering the look of fury his son had directed at his cousin.
"Anthony, what's Chiron's prophecy?"
Every god straightened in their seat upon hearing the question.
He pursed his lips. "Percy, I shouldn't—"
"I know Chiron promised the gods he wouldn't tell me. But you didn't promise, did you?"
"Knowledge isn't always good for you."
"Just tell her, damn it!" the gods yelled, annoyed that the girl still wasn't getting any answers.
"If you didn't promise anything, just fucking tell her!" Poseidon thundered.
Athena nervously looked left and right at the deities around her, seeing their anger toward her son.
"Your mom is the wisdom goddess!"
"I know! But every time heroes learn the future, they try to change it, and it never works."
"Really?" said Hades, raising an eyebrow.
"The gods are worried about something I'll do when I get older," I guessed. "Something when I turn eighteen."
Everyone wore thoughtful expressions, especially the Greeks, who were wondering what their counterparts could be so concerned about.
Anthony twisted his Yankees cap in his hands. "Percy, I don't know the full prophecy, but it warns about a half-blood child of the Big Three—the next one who lives to the age of eighteen. That's the real reason Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades swore a pact after World War II not to have any more kids. The next child of the Big Three who reaches eighteen will be a dangerous weapon."
Rhea frowned sadly, her heart heavy with the thought of so many demigod grandchildren who never had the chance to reach eighteen.
"Why?"
"Because that hero will decide the fate of Olympus. He or she will make a decision that either saves the Age of the Gods, or destroys it."
The gods' eyes widened in shock at Anthony's words
"Percilla should just do nothing and let those pathetic gods destroy themselves," Poseidon sneered.
I let that sink in. I don't get seasick, but suddenly I felt ill. "That's why Kronos didn't kill me last summer."
He nodded. "You could be very useful to him. If he can get you on his side, the gods will be in serious trouble."
"My daughter will not be by that bastard's side!" Poseidon yelled.
"But if it's me in the prophecy—"
"We'll only know that if you survive three more years. That can be a long time for a half-blood. When Chiron first learned about Thalia, he assumed she was the one in the prophecy. That's why he was so desperate to get her safely to camp. Then she went down fighting and got turned into a pine tree and none of us knew what to think. Until you came along."
Zeus frowned at the reminder of his daughter's fate because of his counterpart. He really wanted to tear that fucker apart with his own hands.
On our port side, a spiky green dorsal fin about fifteen feet long curled out of the water and disappeared.
"What was that?" Zagreus asked, but no one knew the answer.
"This kid in the prophecy ... he or she couldn't be like, a Cyclops?" I asked. "The Big Three have lots of monster children."
Anthony shook his head. "The Oracle said 'half-blood.' That always means half-human, half-god. There's really nobody alive who it could be, except you."
"Then why do the gods even let me live? It would be safer to kill me."
The gods gasped in a mix of horror and shock at her words.
"No, Percilla, don't say that! Don't even think about yourself being killed!" Poseidon shouted in alarm.
"You're right."
"What did that piece of shit just say?!" the Tyrant roared. "Did he just say 'you're right'?! How dare he!"
Athena and the minor deities shrank in their seats, fearful of Poseidon's wrath.
"Thanks a lot."
"Percy, I don't know. I guess some of the gods would like to kill you, but they're probably afraid of offending Poseidon. Other gods ... maybe they're still watching you, trying to decide what kind of hero you're going be. You could be a weapon for their survival, after all. The real question is ... what will you do in three years? What decision will you make?"
"My daughter will not be anyone's weapon!"
"Poseidon!" Rhea and Hades yelled, tired of his shouting.
"Did the prophecy give any hints?"
Anthony hesitated.
Loki rolled his eyes, irritated by the halfling's reluctance to tell the girl more.
Maybe he would've told me more, but just then a seagull swooped down out of nowhere and landed on our makeshift mast. Anthony looked startled as the bird dropped a small cluster of leaves into his lap.
"Land," he said. "There's land nearby!"
The gods felt relieved that they were finally close to land.
I sat up. Sure enough, there was a line of blue and brown in the distance. Another minute and I could make out an island with a small mountain in the center, a dazzling white collection of buildings, a beach dotted with palm trees, and a harbor filled with a strange assortment of boats.
The current was pulling our rowboat toward what looked like a tropical paradise.
"Welcome!" said the lady with the clipboard.
She looked like a flight attendant—blue business suit, perfect makeup, hair pulled back in a ponytail. She shook our hands as we stepped onto the dock. With the dazzling smile she gave us, you would've thought we'd just gotten off the Princess Andromeda rather than a banged-up rowboat.
Hades, Susano'o, Beelzebub, Odin, and Thor looked at the woman's image suspiciously. To them, something about her seemed off.
Then again, our rowboat wasn't the weirdest ship in port. Along with a bunch of pleasure yachts, there was a U.S. Navy submarine, several dugout canoes, and an old-fashioned three-masted sailing ship. There was a helipad with a "Channel Five Fort Lauderdale" helicopter on it, and a short runway with a Learjet and a propeller plane that looked like a World War II fighter. Maybe they were replicas for tourists to look at or something.
"Is this your first time with us?" the clipboard lady inquired.
Anthony and I exchanged looks. Anthony said, "Umm ..."
"First—time—at—spa," the lady said as she wrote on her clipboard. "Let's see ..."
"They're at a spa, huh?" Aphrodite mused.
She looked us up and down critically. "Mmm. An herbal wrap to start for the young lady. And of course, a complete makeover for the young gentleman."
"A what?" I asked.
She was too busy jotting down notes to answer.
"Right!" She said with a breezy smile. "Well, I'm sure C.C. will want to speak with you personally before the luau. Come, please."
Now here's the thing. Anthony and I were used to traps, and usually those traps looked good at first. So I expected the clipboard lady to turn into a snake or a demon, or something, any minute. But on the other hand, we'd been floating in a rowboat for most of the day. I was hot, tired, and hungry, and when this lady mentioned a luau, my stomach sat up on its hind legs and begged like a dog.
"She should still stay cautious," Thor remarked, narrowing his eyes. "Temptation is often the first layer of deception."
"I guess it couldn't hurt," Anthony muttered.
Poseidon wanted to wring that half-breed's neck for saying that. Being Athena's spawn, he clearly lacked the discernment his daughter had.
Of course it could, but we followed the lady anyway. I kept my hands in my pockets where I'd stashed my only magic defenses—Hermes's multivitamins and Riptide— but the farther we wandered into the resort, the more I forgot about them.
Hades frowned at his niece's forgetfulness. "That's worrying."
The place was amazing. There was white marble and blue water everywhere I looked.
Terraces climbed up the side of the mountain, with swimming pools on every level, connected by watersides and waterfalls and underwater tubes you could swim through. Fountains sprayed water into the air, forming impossible shapes, like flying eagles and galloping horses.
Tyson loved horses, and I knew he'd love those fountains. I almost turned around to see the expression on his face before I remembered: Tyson was gone.
A heavy silence fell among the gods.
Hestia placed a hand over her heart, her eyes glistening with emotion.
Rhea wiped away a tear, murmuring, "That sweet boy didn't deserve such an end."
Poseidon sat in silence, jaw clenched tight, his fists trembling as he stared at the floor.
"You okay?" Anthony asked me. "You look pale."
"I'm okay," I lied. "Just ... let's keep walking."
We passed all kinds of tame animals. A sea turtle napped in a stack of beach towels. A leopard stretched out asleep on the diving board. The resort guests—only young women, as far as I could see—lounged in deck chairs, drinking fruit smoothies or reading magazines while herbal gunk dried on their faces and manicurists in white uniforms did their nails.
"Hmm, strange that there are no men in sight," Buddha commented.
As we headed up a staircase toward what looked like the main building, I heard a woman singing. Her voice drifted through the air like a lullaby. Her words were in some language other than Ancient Greek, but just as old—Minoan, maybe, or something like that. I could understand what she sang about—moonlight in the olive groves, the colors of the sunrise. And magic. Something about magic. Her voice seemed to lift me off the steps and carry me toward her.
"That woman's voice... it's quite beautiful," Apollo murmured, clearly impressed.
We came into a big room where the whole front wall was windows. The back wall was covered in mirrors, so the room seemed to go on forever. There was a bunch of expensive-looking white furniture, and on a table in one corner was a large wire pet cage. The cage seemed out of place, but I didn't think about it too much, because just then I saw the lady who'd been singing ... and whoa.
The gods chuckled in amusement at Percy's stunned expression.
She sat at a loom the size of a big screen TV, her hands weaving colored thread back and forth with amazing skill. The tapestry shimmered like it was three dimensional—a waterfall scene so real I could see the water moving and clouds drifting across a fabric sky.
Anthony caught his breath. "It's beautiful."
Everyone agreed; the tapestry was beautiful.
The woman turned. She was even prettier than her fabric. Her long dark hair was braided with threads of gold. She had piercing green eyes and she wore a silky black dress with shapes that seemed to move in the fabric: animal shadows, black upon black, like deer running through a forest at night.
Circe, the Greek Goddess of Magic, narrowed her eyes, a feeling of suspicion growing within her. Somehow, she sensed an odd connection to the woman.
She was not the only one feeling suspicious—her mother Hecate, Hades, Poseidon, and the rest of the deities felt it as well.
"You appreciate weaving, young man?" the woman asked.
"Oh, yes, ma'am!" Anthony said. "My mother is—"
He stopped himself. You couldn't just go around announcing that your mom was Athena, the goddess who invented the loom. Most people would lock you in a rubber room.
The gods internally agreed.
Our hostess just smiled. "You have good taste, young man. I'm so glad you've come. My name is C.C."
Circe raised an eyebrow. "C.C.? That almost sounds like my name," she said.
The animals in the corner cage started squealing. They must've been guinea pigs, from the sound of them.
We introduced ourselves to C.C. She looked at Anthony over with a twinge of disapproval, as if he'd failed some kind of test. Immediately, I felt bad for him.
"Why is she looking at him like that?" Sun Wukong asked.
Loki snickered. "Maybe because he looks bad."
The goddess of wisdom glared at the woman's image for looking at her son that way.
Percilla doesn't have to feel bad for Athena's spawn, Poseidon thought with annoyance and disdain.
"Oh, dear," she sighed. "You do need my help."
"Ma'am?" I asked.
C.C. called to the lady in the business suit. "Hylla, take Anthony on a tour, will you? Show him what we have available. The clothing will need to change. And the hair, my goodness. We will do a full image consultation after I've spoken with this young lady."
"Hah! I was right!" the trickster exclaimed.
"But ..." Anthony's voice sounded hurt. "What's wrong with my hair?"
Rhea and Leto immediately felt a pang of sympathy for the boy, wanting to pull him into a comforting hug at the sight of his hurt expression.
C.C. smiled benevolently. "Young man, you are handsome. Really! But you're not showing off yourself or your talents at all. So much wasted potential!"
"Wasted?"
"Well, surely you're not happy the way you are! My goodness, there's not a single person who is. But don't worry. We can improve anyone here at the spa. Hylla will show you what I mean. You just need to unlock your true self!"
Hestia frowned. "I don't like what she says about him not being happy the way he is. It's condescending."
Anthony's eyes glowed with longing. I'd never seen him so much at a loss for words. "But ... what about Percy?"
"Oh, definitely," C.C. said, giving me a sad look. "Percy requires my personal attention. She needs much more work than you."
"My daughter doesn't need any work! I ought to gouge that woman's eyes out!" Poseidon growled furiously.
Normally if somebody had told me that, I would've gotten angry, but when C.C. said it, I felt sad. I'd disappointed her. I had to figure out how to do better.
"Okay, something is definitely wrong if she's feeling that way," said Apollo.
The guinea pigs squealed like they were hungry.
"Well ..." Anthony said. "I suppose ..."
"Right this way," Hylla said. And Anthony allowed himself to be led away into the waterfall-laced gardens of the spa.
C.C. took my arm and guided me toward the mirrored wall. "You see, Percy ... to unlock your potential, you'll need serious help. The first step is admitting that you're not happy the way you are."
I fidgeted in the front of the mirror. I hated thinking about my appearance—like the first zit that had cropped up on my nose at the beginning of the school year, or the fact that my two front teeth weren't perfectly even, or that my hair never stayed down straight.
"There's nothing wrong with her appearance," Hera said flatly. "She's a beautiful teenage girl."
"She's just growing up," Aphrodite added with a soft smile. "That's normal."
"C.C. is trying to manipulate her insecurities," Athena noted, eyes narrowed. "Classic psychological pressure."
Hades nodded. "Indeed, she looks perfectly fine."
Poseidon crossed his arms and nodded firmly. "My daughter is beautiful just the way she is. Anyone who says otherwise is blind."
C.C.'s voice brought all of these things to mind, as if she were passing me under a microscope. And my clothes were not cool. I knew that.
"Her clothes are fine," stated Hedjhotep, the Egyptian god of fabrics and clothing.
Who cares? Part of me thought. But standing in front of C.C.'s mirror, it was hard to see anything good in myself.
"My granddaughter shouldn't be looking down on herself like that," Rhea said softly, shaking her head.
"She's brave, strong, and kind," Hestia added. "Far more important than whatever she sees in that mirror."
"She's already more beautiful than she realizes," Frigg murmured, her gaze tender.
Poseidon clenched his fists. "That woman had better stop feeding Percilla lies."
"There, there, my dear," C.C. consoled. "How about we try ... this."
She snapped her fingers and a sky-blue curtain rolled down over the mirror. It shimmered like the fabric on her loom.
"What do you see?" C.C. asked.
I looked at the blue cloth, not sure what she meant. "I don't—"
Then it changed colors. I saw myself—a reflection, but not a reflection. Shimmering there on the cloth was a cooler version of Percilla Jackson—with just the right clothes, a confident smile on my face. My teeth were straight. No zits. A perfect tan. More athletic. Maybe a couple of inches taller. It was me, without the faults.
"Whoa," I managed.
The deities were surprised.
"That woman is obviously not mortal," Hades stated.
"Do you want that, dear?" C.C. asked. "Or shall I try a different—"
"No," I said. "That's ... that's amazing. Can you really—"
"I can give you a full makeover," C.C. promised.
"My daughter doesn't need a fucking makeover!" the Tyrant snarled.
"What's the catch?" I said. "I have to like ... eat a special diet?"
"Oh, it's quite easy," C.C. said. "Plenty of fresh fruit, a mild exercise program, and of course ... this."
She stepped over to her wet bar and filled a glass with water. Then she ripped open a drink-mix packet and poured in some blue powder. The mixture began to glow. When it faded, the drink looked just like a blue spirulina smoothie .
Oh man, that drink looks so good—just because it's blue, I thought.
No one was surprised; they knew Percilla loved blue food.
"One of these, substituted for a regular meal," C.C. said. "I guarantee you'll see results immediately."
"How is that possible?"
She laughed. "Why question it? I mean, don't you want the perfect you right away, my dear?"
Poseidon scowled angrily. "Percilla is already perfect. She doesn't need that damn drink."
"My niece shouldn't trust that woman. She shouldn't take that suspicious drink. It could be poison," Hades stated.
The deities murmured in agreement with them both.
Something nagged at the back of my mind. "Why are there no guys at this spa?"
"So she finally noticed," Beelzebub muttered.
"Oh, but there are," C.C. assured me. "You don't need to worry about them. Just try the mixture."
"Don't drink it, Percilla!" Poseidon shouted in a panic.
I looked at the blue tapestry, at the reflection of me, but not me.
"Now, Percy," C.C. chided. "The hardest part of the makeover process is giving up control. You have to decide: do you want to trust your judgment about what you should be, or my judgment?"
My throat felt dry. I heard myself say, "Your judgment."
"No! Trust your own judgment, Percilla!" Poseidon exclaimed.
"That's right," Hades agreed. "No one should dictate who she is."
"Exactly. She doesn't need to listen to that woman," Thor stated.
C.C. smiled and handed me the glass. I lifted it to my lips.
"NO!" all the gods shouted in unison.
It tasted just as I expected—delicious, with a blend of banana, coconut, and pineapple. Almost immediately, a gentle warmth spread through my gut—pleasant and soothing.
Pleasant and soothing?! Everyone thought in disbelief, their concern only growing.
I remained standing, still holding the cup as the warmth moved through my body. "What... what's happening?"
"Don't worry, Percy," C.C. said. "It's working. Look! Just as I promised—immediate results."
Nothing felt wrong—just different.
The curtain dropped away, and in the mirror I saw her.
Me.
But not the me I remembered.
The deities all gasped in shock at the scene that unfolded next.
Poseidon, Hades, Apollo, Beelzebub, Buddha, Anubis, Thor, and Loki sat with their jaws practically on the floor.
I stared at the reflection—at her—the most beautiful fifteen-year-old girl I'd ever seen. Her long, wavy black hair shimmered like obsidian, somehow falling neatly over her shoulders with a natural shine my usual frizz had never managed. Her skin was sun-kissed and flawless, like golden sand warmed by the sun, without a single zit or scar.
Her eyes—my eyes—were a stunning sea-green, clearer and brighter than ever, framed by lashes so long and dark they looked unreal. Her nose was perfectly straight, her cheekbones higher, more defined, and her lips... they were a soft, natural pink, full and inviting, like they had never been chapped or uneven a day in her life. Even her chin was perfect—gently rounded with just enough definition to give her face a graceful, balanced look.
Even though I was still in my regular hoodie and jeans, they looked different on her. She stood taller—like she belonged in her own skin—shoulders relaxed, back straight, like she wasn't trying to hide herself anymore.
She looked like me... but beautiful. Like I'd stepped out of a dream.
No one said a word. Everyone in the council room was speechless at Percilla's transformed appearance.
Poseidon and seven other gods felt something stir within them at the sight. A flicker of something unspoken.
Aphrodite raised an eyebrow, clearly sensing their emotions.
I touched my face. The girl in the mirror did the same.
"I... I look like a completely different person," I whispered.
"Now you're perfect!" C.C.'s voice boomed as she clamped a hand on my shoulder. "See, Percy? You've unlocked your true self!"
"I... I don't know if this is me," I said, my voice barely more than a whisper. "It feels... fake. Like I'm wearing someone else's face."
C.C.'s smile didn't waver, but her grip on my shoulder tightened just a little. "Nonsense. This is who you've always been. The outside finally matches the potential within. You're not changing—you're becoming."
"But what if I liked who I was before?" I asked. "Even if I wasn't perfect?"
I thought I saw something flicker across C.C.'s face—just for a second. A crack in her perfect smile. But it was gone before I could be sure.
All the deities narrowed their eyes at the subtle shift.
"That wasn't liking, dear. That was settling. You deserve better than that... and you know it."
None of the gods wanted to admit it, but deep down, they now somewhat agreed with the woman—seeing how Percilla's appearance had changed.
She had been beautiful before, but now, with this new appearance?
She looked like... a goddess.
Anthony's voice called, interrupting us: "Miss C.C.?"
To my surprise, C.C. cursed in Ancient Greek when Anthony entered the room.
I barely recognized him. He wore a sleeveless silk shirt that clung to his frame, showing off lean, sculpted arms I hadn't even realized he had. His blond hair, usually a windswept mess, was freshly washed and slicked back, with a faint shimmer of gold at the tips that caught the light. He looked good—really good. But something about it felt completely off. It just wasn't Anthony.
Across the council room, a few gods suddenly felt a flicker of jealousy at her words—Hades, Poseidon, Apollo, Buddha, Beelzebub, Loki, Thor, and Anubis—all surprising even themselves. They didn't show it outright, but the tension in their jaws and the slight narrowing of their eyes didn't escape the notice of a certain love goddess.
He looked around the room until he spotted me. When he did, he froze.
"Percy?" he said, staring at me with a shocked expression.
Before they could stop themselves, those particular gods were already glaring coldly at Athena's son on the screen.
"Um... hey, Anthony," I said, giving him a small, awkward wave. "Looks like you're, uh, done with your treatment?"
My words seemed to jolt him out of his stupor.
"Uh... yeah," he said, blinking rapidly. "Looks like you're done with yours too?"
His face turned red as he looked away from me, scratching the back of his head and avoiding my eyes.
The glares grew sharper.
I raised an eyebrow and responded,
"Yeah... I guess we both finished our makeovers at the same time."
He hesitated before speaking.
"You look... very good."
I gave a small, awkward smile.
"Thanks, you too."
Aphrodite sighed dreamily. "Ah... young love."
Her words earned her eight simultaneous glares, making her roll her eyes—while Ares shifted closer to her protectively.
C.C. smiled at Anthony, though the expression didn't quite reach her eyes. "You look wonderful, young man! How did you like your tour?"
Anthony's eyes brightened. "Your library is amazing!"
"Yes, indeed," C.C. said, "The best knowledge of the past three millennia. Anything you want to study, anything you want to be."
"An architect?"
"Pah!" C.C. said. "You, young man, have the makings of a mage. Like me."
Anthony took a step back. "A mage?"
"A mage?" Athena echoed, looking confused.
"Yes." C.C. held up her hand. A flame appeared in her palm and danced across her fingertips. "My mother is Hecate, the goddess of magic. I know a child of Athena when I see one. We are not so different, you and I. We both seek knowledge. We both admire greatness."
Hecate jolted in surprise that this woman was her daughter. She had felt something about her when she first introduced herself.
"I—I don't understand."
"Stay with me," C.C. was telling Anthony. "Study with me. You can join our staff, become a mage, learn to bend others to your will. You will become immortal!"
Is she trying to take my son? Athena thought.
"But—"
"Wait! What are you saying to him?!" I burst out, stepping forward and interrupting their conversation. "Are you trying to recruit him or something?!"
"You are too intelligent, young man," C.C. continued, speaking as if pretending I hadn't interrupted. "You know better than to trust that silly camp for heroes. How many great half-blood heroes can you name?"
"Um, Achilles, Daedalus—"
For some reason, Athena and Thetis—the Greek goddess of water—reacted to the names. Athena's eyes narrowed slightly at the mention of Daedalus, while Thetis's posture stiffened at the name Achilles.
"Bah! Typical! You only named the men, not the women! Men get all the glory." C.C. closed her fist, extinguishing the magic flame. "Women should get all the power! The only path to true power for women is magic. Medea, Calypso, now they were powerful women. And me, of course. The greatest of all."
"You ... C.C. ... Circe!"
"WHAT?!" everyone exclaimed in shock, especially Circe and Hecate.
"She's my counterpart?!" Circe shouted in disbelief.
"I feel like that was obvious," Buddha said casually, munching on a Pocky stick.
I gasped. "Circe?! As in the Goddess of Magic?!"
"Yes, my dear."
"Percy, stay away from her!" Anthony called out from across the room, his voice tight with urgency.
Circe laughed. "You need not worry—I mean no harm to either of you. I simply want you, Anthony, to join me and learn the ways of magic. You'll become wise, powerful, and have everything you've ever wanted."
Anthony took a steady breath and shook his head. "No. I'm not interested in power like that. I just want to build things."
All the deities were taken by surprise at Anthony's words. Had he really just refused power from a goddess—especially one of sorcery?
This demigod... was surprisingly humble.
Circe's expression darkened, her voice rising in fury. "Foolish boy! You dare refuse my offer?! You reject the gift of immortality? Of greatness?!"
Anthony stood his ground, even as tension crackled in the air. "It's not greatness if it means becoming a crazy bitch like you."
"OH SHIT!" Zeus suddenly shouted. "My grandson just called that witch a crazy bitch! He's got guts! This is so epic!" He burst into uncontrollable laughter, much to the annoyance of Hera and Poseidon.
Loki and Anubis joined in, chuckling loudly, while Odin, Thor, and Ra-Horakhty shot them cold glares.
Everyone else just sighed.
Circe laughed—sharp, shrill, and mocking. "You dare insult me, boy?!"
Without warning, she flung her hand toward him, her fingers glowing with raw magic.
Many gods gasped in shock.
"Anthony!" Rhea, Hestia, and Athena shouted.
"Anthony!" I screamed, racing forward.
But it was too late.
In a burst of blue light, Anthony vanished—replaced by a squeaking, fluffy little guinea pig.
He tried to run, but Circe's hands—now massive compared to his tiny body—snatched him up with ease. He seemed to be trying to scream for help, but all that came out was, "Reeet, reeet, reeet!"
"HOW DARE THAT WITCH TURN MY SON INTO A GUINEA PIG?!" Athena roared in fury.
Meanwhile, Poseidon smirked in dark amusement, clearly entertained by the scene.
Loki was the only other god who shared the same expression.
The hands grabbed him and squeezed him around the middle, lifting him into the air. He struggled and kicked with his stubby arms and legs—then he stared in horror into the face of Circe.
She held Anthony up to the mirror, and what he saw made him scream in terror, "Reeet, reeet, reeet!" There was C.C., beautiful and smiling, holding a fluffy, bucktoothed creature with tiny claws and white and orange fur.
"Anthony...he is...he is..." I stammered, pointing at him.
"A guinea pig," C.C. said. "Lovely, isn't he? Men are pigs, Percilla Jackson—especially those who refuse me. I used to turn them into real pigs, but they were so smelly and large and difficult to keep. Not much different than they were before, really. Guinea pigs are much more convenient! Now come, and meet the other men, Anthony."
"Oh, so she's one of those goddesses, huh?" Dionysus said, glancing at Athena and Artemis with a knowing look.
"Reeet!" He protested, trying to scratch her, but C.C. squeezed him tightly.
"None of that, little one," she scolded, "or I'll feed you to the owls. Go into the cage like a good little pet. Tomorrow, if you behave, you'll be on your way. There is always a classroom in need of a new guinea pig."
"Change him back!" I shouted, yanking Riptide from my pocket and uncapping the pen, which transformed into a sword. I pointed it at her.
"Yo! Are we getting a fight scene?!" Indra exclaimed, excitement sparking in his tone.
"Kick her ass, Percy!" Durga shouted, pumping her fists in the air.
The atmosphere shifted as every deity suddenly leaned forward, eager for a battle.
However, Poseidon—and several other gods—couldn't hide the flicker of worry in their eyes for her.
Circe stepped back, but her surprise quickly faded. She sneered. "Really, little girl? A sword against my magic? Is that wise? You wouldn't dare strike someone like me."
I took a step forward, blade ready. "Try me."
Around the room, eyes widened—not in fear for her, but in awe of her unwavering bravery.
With a flick of her wrist, she flung Anthony into the guinea pig cage. He squeaked in protest as the bars snapped shut around him.
Athena gasped in outrage as she saw her son tossed aside. "Anthony!" she shouted, worried he might be hurt.
"Anthony!" I cried.
"He is meeting my discipline problems, Percy," she said coolly. "They'll never make good classroom pets, but they might teach him some manners. Most of them have been in this cage for three hundred years. You can have him back—if you can find him."
"How about I force you to change him back?" I growled, and charged toward her.
"Shit! It's happening!" Adamas quietly muttered, eyes gleaming with anticipation as he watched the scene unfold.
Circe flicked her hand again, and a blast of blue energy erupted from her fingertips like a lightning surge. It screamed through the air toward me with a crackle of heat and static. I dove to the side, shoulder hitting the ground hard as the spell streaked past, exploding against a wooden table in a burst of flame and shattering glass. Bottles of glowing ingredients detonated like fireworks, sending shards and shimmering powder raining through the room.
Poseidon gripped the armrests of his throne, worry flashing in his eyes as he watched her hit the ground.
I rolled to my feet and slashed Riptide in a wide arc, but when her next spell slammed into the blade, it didn't just fizzle out—it deflected, ricocheting off the celestial bronze and scorching a hole clean through a shelf behind me. The force rattled my bones, and my arms stung from the impact.
Everyone in the room watched in awe, impressed by how effortlessly she had blocked the spell and was still standing her ground despite the impact.
Circe raised both hands now, and the air shimmered with power. Strands of pure magic unfurled from her like glowing ribbons—brilliant and terrifying. They cracked through the air like enchanted whips, each one sizzling with a sound like lightning kissing metal. They lashed at me from every direction.
"PERCY!!!" everyone shouted in fear and worry.
I ducked one, pivoted, and sliced another before it could catch my arm. The third coiled around my ankle, and the searing heat nearly dropped me, but I twisted and brought Riptide down through it with a hiss and flash of light. The magic snapped like a live wire, and I stumbled free, heart pounding.
Relieved expressions flickered across everyone's faces at her narrow escape, but the tension lingered. Everyone remained tense, knowing the fight was far from over.
Every clash sent showers of sparks flying. The room smelled of ozone and burnt parchment. I could feel the singe of heat nipping at my back, my sides, my hair. She was fast—blindingly fast—and relentless. The whip-like spells struck with precision, trying to herd me, trap me, corner me.
Then, I suddenly remembered something and quickly rummaged through the pockets of my jeans. Finally, I found the bottle of Hermes' multivitamins and started struggling with the cap.
Look, I didn't know what these vitamins could do, but I hoped it would help before one of Circe's attacks turned me into a hamster too.
Despite the dire situation, a few gods couldn't help but chuckle at her thoughts.
Hermes was especially curious about what his counterpart's vitamins could actually do.
I quickly popped a lemon chewable into my mouth.
"NO!" Circe shrieked, eyes wide in alarm as she saw me swallow the tablet.
"Why would those vitamins make her panic?" Zeus wondered aloud.
The door flew open and two of her business-suited attendants burst into the room, likely drawn by her scream.
They stepped forward and raised their hands as if preparing to cast a spell, but their mistress said, "Get back! She's immune to magic until that cursed vitamin she consumed wears off. Fucking Hermes and his multivitamins! Those are such a fad! They do nothing for you!"
"Wow, my counterpart's gifts are turning out to be pretty useful," Hermes commented with a smirk. "For once, he actually did something right."
Realizing the vitamins were giving me the upper hand, I straightened and stepped forward with renewed confidence.
"Turn Anthony back into a human," I said coldly, "or else."
"I can't!"
"Then you asked for it."
I dragged Circe over to the guinea pig cage, knocked the top off, and poured the rest of the vitamins inside.
"Damn, that girl is badass!" Shiva exclaimed, impressed by her boldness, earning nods from the other gods.
Poseidon, Hades, Thor, Loki, Beelzebub, Anubis, Buddha, and Apollo's eyes darkened with an emotion they themselves couldn't name as they watched Percy.
Only the deities of love—like Aphrodite—sensed what it was. She smiled to herself, keeping the secret.
"No!" Circe screamed.
Anthony was the first to get a vitamin, but all the other guinea pigs scuttled out, too, and checked out this new food.
Bang! The cage exploded. Anthony was sitting on the floor, a human again—somehow back in his regular clothes, thank the gods—with six other guys who all looked disoriented, blinking and shaking wood shavings out of their hair.
The gods blinked in surprise at the sudden transformation of the guinea pigs back into men.
"Anthony!" Athena cried out, her voice filled with relief.
"No!" Circe screamed. "You don't understand! Those are the worst!"
One of the men stood up—a huge guy with a long tangled pitch-black beard and teeth the same color. He wore mismatched clothes of wool and leather, knee-length boots, and a floppy felt hat. The other men were dressed more simply—in breeches and stained white shirts. All of them were barefoot.
"Those guys look like pirates," Apollo pointed out.
"Argggh!" bellowed the big man. "What's the witch done t'me!"
"No!" Circe moaned.
Anthony gasped. "I recognize you! Edward Teach, son of Ares?"
Ares stared at the screen in shock. "A son of mine was turned into a guinea pig?!"
"Aye, lad," the big man growled. "Though most call me Blackbeard! And there's the sorceress what captured us, lads. Run her through, and then I mean to find me a big bowl of celery! Arggggh!"
Circe screamed. She and her attendants ran from the room, chased by the pirates.
Zeus, Loki, and Anubis cackled once again, finding the sight of the mighty sorceress being chased by squealing, vengeful pirates absolutely hysterical.
Anthony sheathed his knife and glared at me.
"Thanks ..." I faltered. "I'm really sorry—"
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, he tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're okay."
"Me, too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.
Certain gods felt a twinge of jealousy once more.
"Come on, Seaweed Brain," he said. "We have to get away while Circe's distracted."
We ran down the hillside through the terraces, past screaming spa workers and pirates ransacking the resort. Blackbeard's men broke the tiki torches for the luau, threw herbal wraps into the swimming pool, and kicked over tables of sauna towels.
I almost felt bad letting the unruly pirates out, but I guessed they deserved something more entertaining than the exercise wheel after being cooped up in a cage for three centuries.
"Which ship?" Anthony said as we reached the docks.
I looked around desperately. We couldn't very well take our rowboat. We had to get off the island fast, but what else could we use? A sub? A fighter jet? I couldn't pilot any of those things. And then I saw it.
"There," I said.
Anthony blinked. "But—"
"I can make it work."
"How?"
I couldn't explain. I just somehow knew an old sailing vessel was the best bet for me. I grabbed Anthony's hand and pulled him toward the three-mast ship. Painted on its prow was the name that I would only decipher later: Queen Anne's Revenge.
"Argggh!" Blackbeard yelled somewhere behind us. "Those scalawags are a-boarding me vessel! Get 'em, lads!"
Ares shook his head in disbelief at the sight of his son chasing after them.
"Ares, if you ever get the chance, teach your son some discipline," Zeus said dryly.
"We'll never get going in time!" Anthony yelled as we climbed aboard.
I looked around at the hopeless maze of sail and ropes. The ship was in great condition for a three-hundred-year-old vessel, but it would still take a crew of fifty several hours to get underway.
We didn't have several hours. I could see the pirates running down the stairs, waving tiki torches and sticks of celery.
"Pffft!!!" Zeus, Loki, and Anubis couldn't help but laugh again at the sight of the pirates waving celery sticks.
I closed my eyes and concentrated on the waves lapping against the hull, the ocean currents, the winds all around me. Suddenly, the right word appeared in my mind. "Mizzenmast!" I yelled.
Anthony looked at me like I was nuts, but in the next second, the air was filled with whistling sounds of ropes being snapped taut, canvases unfurling, and wooden pulleys creaking.
Anthony ducked as a cable flew over his head and wrapped itself around the bowsprit.
"Percy, how ..."
I didn't have an answer, but I could feel the ship responding to me as if it were part of my body. I willed the sails to rise as easily as if I were flexing my arm. I willed the rudder to turn.
The Queen Anne's Revenge lurched away from the dock, and by the time the pirates arrived at the water's edge, we were already underway, sailing into the Sea of Monsters.
Scene end.
The gods, especially Poseidon, looked stunned.
"Did she just control the ship with her mind?!" Zeus exclaimed, his voice filled with shock.
Chapter 65: *Anthony Tries To Swim Home
Chapter Text
Poseidon's eyes narrowed, a mix of pride and disbelief washing over him. "There's no doubt about it. She really did control the ship with her mind."
That shows Percilla really is my daughter, he thought.
Athena nodded slowly. "The control over water, the instinct with the ship—it's beyond mere skill. It's a birthright."
Hades crossed his arms, his tone approving. "She moves the sea like it's part of her body. That kind of power doesn't come from anywhere else."
Thor grunted. "A strong warrior, and the ocean bends to her will. She truly is Poseidon's blood."
Shiva smirked, eyes gleaming. "I wouldn't underestimate her. That kind of talent can tip the scales in any battle."
New title appears:
Athony Tries To Swim Home
All the deities looked confused.
Athena blinked. "Why would my son try to swim home?"
"Maybe the ship was destroyed," Apollo speculated, "but why doesn't it mention Percy too?"
The scene began.
I'd finally found something I was really good at.
The Queen Anne's Revenge responded to my every command. I knew which ropes to hoist, which sails to raise, which direction to steer. We plowed through the waves at what I figured was about ten knots. I even understood how fast that was. For a sailing ship, pretty darn fast.
It all felt perfect—the wind in my face, the waves breaking over the prow.
As my daughter, of course it should feel perfect, Poseidon thought, pride flickering behind his icy-blue eyes.
The deities were happy that the girl was enjoying the sea—her birthright, her element, the echo of divinity flowing in her veins with every gust of wind and crash of wave.
But now that we were out of danger, all I could think about was how much I missed Tyson, and how worried I was about Grover.
At the mention of their names, the mood among the gods turned solemn.
Poseidon's expression dimmed. His fingers tightened ever so slightly on the armrest of his throne.
I couldn't get over what happened on Circe's Island. I kept thinking about what Circe had said: See, Percy? You've unlocked your true self!
I had changed—completely, physically. I didn't even know if the transformation had worn off yet. Without a mirror, how could I tell?
"It hasn't worn off yet. She still looks breathtaking," Apollo said, his voice smooth with casual admiration, but there was a spark of something more in his golden eyes—something warm, intrigued, and unmistakably drawn.
The gods nodded in agreement. Poseidon, Hades, Thor, Loki, Anubis, Beelzebub, and Buddha all shared that same spark in their eyes.
We sailed through the night.
Anthony tried to help me keep lookout, but sailing didn't agree with him. After a few hours rocking back and forth, his face turned the color of guacamole and he went below to lie in a hammock.
Loki snickered. "Someone is not a fan of Poseidon's sailing," he said, a smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth.
I watched the horizon. More than once I spotted monsters. A plume of water as tall as a skyscraper spewed into the moonlight. A row of green spines slithered across the waves—something maybe a hundred feet long, reptilian. I didn't really want to know.
"Didn't we see that before? Just what the hell is that? Some kind of sea monster?" Zeus muttered, squinting at the screen, his tone a mix of irritation and unease.
The gods shared Zeus's unease, their expressions mirroring his mix of irritation and apprehension.
Once I saw Nereids, the glowing lady spirits of the sea. I tried to wave at them, but they disappeared into the depths, leaving me unsure whether they'd seen me or not.
"I think they did," Buddha said.
Sometime after midnight, Anthony came up on deck. We were just passing a smoking volcano island. The sea bubbled and steamed around the shore.
"One of the forges of Hephaestus," Anthony said. "Where he makes his metal monsters."
"One of my counterpart's workshops?" Hephaestus exclaimed in surprise.
"Like the bronze bulls?"
He nodded. "Go around. Far around."
I didn't need to be told twice. We steered clear of the island, and soon it was just a red patch of haze behind us.
I looked at Anthony. "The reason you hate Cyclopes so much ... the story about how Thalia really died. What happened?"
Everyone—especially Zeus and Athena—turned deadly serious, their expressions tense as they waited with bated breath for Anthony's explanation.
It was hard to see his expression in the dark.
"I guess you deserve to know," he said finally. "The night Grover was escorting us to camp, he got confused, took some wrong turns. You remember he told you that once?"
I nodded.
The gods remembered it too.
"Well, the worst wrong turn was into a Cyclops's lair in Brooklyn."
"A Cyclops's lair?" the gods echoed in unison, their voices low with disbelief.
"They've got Cyclopes in Brooklyn?" I asked.
"You wouldn't believe how many, but that's not the point. This Cyclops, he tricked us. He managed to split us up inside this maze of corridors in an old house in Flatbush. And he could sound like anyone, Percy. Just the way Tyson did aboard the Princess Andromeda. He lured us, one at a time. Thalia thought she was running to save Luke. Luke thought he heard me scream for help. And me ... I was alone in the dark. I was nine years old. I couldn't even find the exit."
Zeus slammed his fist against the armrest, thunder crackling faintly. "That creature dared to hunt my daughter like prey?" His voice boomed with raw fury. "That Cyclops's lair should be burned to oblivion!"
Rhea's expression darkened, her motherly calm replaced by quiet wrath. "A child. They were children," she whispered. "It's abhorrent that a creature like that feasts on the fear of children."
Athena's eyes blazed, storm-gray and merciless. "To manipulate their voices... to turn trust into a trap. That Cyclops was no mindless brute. That was malice. Tactical malice."
Hades leaned forward, his voice low and cutting. "If that thing ever crosses into my realm, it won't be reborn. I'll make sure of it."
He brushed the hair out of his face. "I remember finding the main room. There were bones all over the floor. And there were Thalia and Luke and Grover, tied up and gagged, hanging from the ceiling like smoked hams. The Cyclops was starting a fire in the middle of the floor. I drew my knife, but he heard me. He turned and smiled. He spoke, and somehow he knew my dad's voice. I guess he just plucked it out of my mind. He said, 'Now, Anthony, don't you worry. I love you. You can stay here with me. You can stay forever.'"
Athena's fists clenched in her lap, her nails digging into her palms. Her voice, when it came, was razor-sharp with fury.
"To mimic a parent's voice against my son... That is unforgivable," she growled.
"Such manipulation is not mere cruelty. It's psychological warfare. That Cyclops didn't just want to eat him. It wanted to break him first."
Her eyes glowed dangerously. "Let it be known: if that creature still breathes, I will see it hunted and erased from existence."
I shivered. The way he told it—even now, six years later—freaked me out worse than any ghost story I'd ever heard. "What did you do?"
"I stabbed him in the foot."
I stared at him. "Are you kidding? You were nine years old and you stabbed a grown Cyclops in the foot?"
All the gods—except Poseidon and Loki—were impressed that Anthony had bravely stabbed a full-grown Cyclops in the foot as a child.
"Oh, he would've killed me. But I surprised him. It gave me just enough time to run to Thalia and cut the ropes on her hands. She took it from there."
Zeus felt a surge of gratitude toward the boy for saving his daughter.
"Yeah, but still ... that was pretty brave, Anthony."
Poseidon scowled at his daughter's compliment toward the half-blood.
He shook his head. "We barely got out alive. I still have nightmares, Percy. The way that Cyclops talked in my father's voice. It was his fault we took so long getting to camp. All the monsters who'd been chasing us had time to catch up. That's really why Thalia died. If it hadn't been for that Cyclops, she'd still be alive today."
We sat on the deck, watching the Hercules constellation rise in the night sky.
"Go below," Anthony told me at last. "You need some rest."
"Yes, go rest, Percilla," Poseidon said with concern.
I nodded. My eyes were heavy. But when I got below and found a hammock, it took me a long time to fall asleep. I kept thinking about Anthony's story. I wondered, if I were him, would I have had enough courage to go on this quest, to sail straight toward the lair of another Cyclops?
"I hope she never has to," Rhea said softly.
The gods nodded in solemn agreement.
I didn't dream about Grover.
Instead I found myself back in Luke's stateroom aboard the Princess Andromeda. The curtains were open. It was nighttime outside. The air swirled with shadows. Voices whispered all around me—spirits of the dead.
Beware, they whispered. Traps. Trickery.
The gods stirred at the ominous warning, unease settling over them like a fog.
"Traps? Trickery?" Hades echoed, his voice cold and sharp.
Poseidon's jaw clenched, his knuckles whitening on the armrest.
"Oh no," Morpheus muttered, frowning deeply. "This is definitely not a good dream."
Kronos's golden sarcophagus glowed faintly—the only source of light in the room.
A cold laugh startled me. It seemed to come from miles below the ship. You don't have the courage, young one. You can't stop me.
"Kronos!" the Olympians exclaimed, their voices laced with fury.
I knew what I had to do. I had to open that coffin.
I uncapped Riptide. Ghosts whirled around me like a tornado. Beware!
My heart pounded. I couldn't make my feet move, but I had to stop Kronos. I had to destroy whatever was in that box.
Then a girl spoke right next to me: "Well, Seaweed Brain?"
I looked over. She wore punk-style clothes with silver chains on her wrists. She had spiky black hair, dark eyeliner around her stormy blue eyes, and a spray of freckles across her nose. She looked familiar, but I wasn't sure why.
For some reason, Zeus felt the same. Though he was certain he had never met the girl, an inexplicable sense of recognition stirred within him—an instinctive connection he couldn't explain.
"Well?" she asked. "Are we going to stop him or not?"
I couldn't answer. I couldn't move.
The girl rolled her eyes. "Fine. Leave it to me and Aegis."
She tapped her wrist and her silver chains transformed— flattening and expanding into a huge shield. It was silver and bronze, with the monstrous face of Medusa protruding from the center. It looked like a death mask, as if the gorgon's real head had been pressed into the metal. I didn't know if that was true, or if the shield could really petrify me, but I looked away. Just being near it made me cold with fear. I got a feeling that in a real fight, the bearer of that shield would be almost impossible to beat. Any sane enemy would turn and run.
Zeus, Hades, Odin, Thor, Heracles, and Susano'o regarded the shield with intense interest.
The girl drew her sword and advanced on the sarcophagus. The shadowy ghosts parted for her, scattering before the terrible aura of her shield.
"No," I tried to warn her.
But she didn't listen. She marched straight up to the sarcophagus and pushed aside the golden lid.
For a moment she stood there, gazing down at whatever was in the box.
The coffin began to glow.
"No." The girl's voice trembled. "It can't be."
"What did she see?" Apollo asked, curiosity sparking in his voice.
From the depths of the ocean, Kronos laughed so loudly the whole ship trembled.
The gods bristled with irritation at the sound of his laughter.
"No!" The girl screamed as the sarcophagus engulfed her in a blast of a golden light.
"NO!" Zeus roared in unison, his voice shaking the room.
"Ah!" I sat bolt upright in my hammock.
Anthony was shaking me. "Percy, you were having a nightmare. You need to get up."
"Wh—what is it?" I rubbed my eyes. "What's wrong?"
"Land," he said grimly. "We're approaching the island of the Sirens."
"Sirens?!" everyone exclaimed in shock.
"I can't believe my daughter is approaching those horrendous creatures! Percilla needs to stay away from them!" Poseidon shouted.
Mnemosyne, the Titaness of Memory; her daughter Terpsichore, one of the Nine Muses; and Achelous, the Greek river god and her consort, all looked offended—despite the comment being directed at the counterparts of Terpsichore's daughters.
I could barely make out the island ahead of us—just a dark spot in the mist.
"I want you to do me a favor," Anthony said. "The Sirens ... we'll be in range of their singing soon."
I remembered stories about the Sirens. They sang so sweetly their voices enchanted sailors and lured them to their death.
"No problem," I assured him. "We can just stop up our ears. There's a big tub of candle wax below deck—"
"I want to hear them."
"WHAT?!" everyone shouted.
"Did he just say he wants to hear the Sirens?!" Zeus said, his voice filled with shocked disbelief.
Athena narrowed her eyes, stunned. My son must be out of his mind, she thought.
I blinked. "Why?"
"They say the Sirens sing the truth about what you desire. They tell you things about yourself you didn't even realize. That's what's so enchanting. If you survive ... you become wiser. I want to hear them. How often will I get that chance?"
Apollo leaned forward in fascination. "He's seeking insight, not safety. A dangerous trade."
Artemis scowled. "How reckless," she muttered. "No truth is worth losing yourself to."
Hades gave a nod of grim respect. "At least he knows what he's walking into. Most don't."
Poseidon, arms crossed, looked ready to shatter the screen. "If he gets my daughter killed trying to 'become wiser,' I'll show him what madness really looks like."
Coming from most people, this would've made no sense. But Anthony being who he was—well, if he could struggle through Ancient Greek architecture books and enjoy documentaries on the History Channel, I guessed the Sirens would appeal to him, too.
He told me his plan. Reluctantly, I helped him get ready.
"Wait! We didn't even hear the plan!" Shiva exclaimed.
As soon as the rocky coastline of the island came into view, I ordered one of the ropes to wrap around Anthony's waist, tying him to the foremast.
"Don't untie me," he said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself."
"Are you trying to tempt me?"
"Ha-ha."
Many gods chuckled in amusement at their banter.
Poseidon scowled darkly from his throne. Percilla shouldn't have tied him. Let Athena's spawn drown.
Loki, grinning with mischievous glee, leaned forward. It would've been better if she didn't tie him at all. Watching that kid drown? Now that would've been hilarious.
I promised I'd keep him secure. Then I took two large wads of candle wax, kneaded them into earplugs, and stuffed my ears.
Anthony nodded sarcastically, letting me know the earplugs were a real fashion statement.
I made a face at him and turned to the pilot's wheel.
The silence was eerie. I couldn't hear anything but the rush of blood in my head. As we approached the island, jagged rocks loomed out of the fog. I willed the Queen Anne's Revenge to skirt around them. If we sailed any closer, those rocks would shred our hull like blender blades.
I glanced back. At first, Anthony seemed totally normal. Then he got a puzzled look on his face. His eyes widened.
"He heard them," Hermes stated.
The gods could hear the Sirens' voices too through the screen.
He strained against the ropes. He called my name—I could tell just from reading his lips.
"She can read lips?!" Dionysus exclaimed in surprise. The rest of the gods were surprised as well.
His expression was clear: He had to get out. This was life or death. I had to let him out of the ropes right now.
He seemed so miserable it was hard not to cut him free.
"No! Do not cut the ropes, no matter what!" Athena shouted in alarm.
I forced myself to look away. I urged the Queen Anne's Revenge to go faster.
I still couldn't see much of the island—just mist and rocks—but floating in the water were pieces of wood and fiberglass, the wreckage of old ships, even some flotation cushions from airplanes.
How could music cause so many lives to veer off course? I mean, sure, there were some Top Forty songs that made me want to take a fiery nosedive, but still ... What could the Sirens possibly sing about?
"A person's deepest wants and desires," Poseidon stated.
For one dangerous moment, I understood Anthony's curiosity. I was tempted to take out the earplugs, just to get a taste of the song. I could feel the Sirens' voices vibrating in the timbers of the ship, pulsing along with the roar of blood in my ears.
"You better not take those earplugs off, Percilla!" the Tyrant yelled, his voice thundering with panic.
Anthony was pleading with me. Tears streamed down his cheeks. He strained against the ropes, as if they were holding him back from everything he cared about.
How could you be so cruel? He seemed to be asking me . I thought you were my friend.
I glared at the misty island. I wanted to uncap my sword, but there was nothing to fight. How do you fight a song?
I tried hard not to look at Anthony. I managed it for about five minutes.
That was my big mistake.
When I couldn't stand it any longer, I looked back and found ... a heap of cut ropes. An empty mast. Anthony's bronze knife lay on the deck. Somehow, he'd managed to wriggle it into his hand. I'd totally forgotten to disarm him.
The scene made the deities widen their eyes in shock. Rhea and Athena gasped in horror.
"ANTHONY!" the Titaness and the goddess of wisdom shouted.
I rushed to the side of the boat and saw him, paddling madly for the island, the waves carrying him straight toward the jagged rocks.
I screamed his name, but if he heard me, it didn't do any good. He was entranced, swimming toward his death.
Poseidon and Loki, each to himself, thought the same cold thought: I hope he dies.
I looked back at the pilot's wheel and yelled, "Stay!"
Then I jumped over the side.
Poseidon was startled to see her leap after the half-breed and cried out, "Percilla!"
I sliced into the water and willed the currents to bend around me, making a jet stream that shot me forward.
I came to the surface and spotted Anthony, but a wave caught him, sweeping him between two razor-sharp fangs of rock.
The gods—especially Athena, though not Poseidon or Loki—looked on in horror.
I had no choice. I plunged after him.
NO! Poseidon thought
I dove under the wrecked hull of a yacht, wove through a collection of floating metal balls on chains that I realized afterward were mines. I had to use all my power over water to avoid getting smashed against the rocks or tangled in the nets of barbed wire strung just below the surface.
I jetted between the two rock fangs and found myself in a half-moon-shaped bay. The water was choked with more rocks and ship wreckage and floating mines. The beach was black volcanic sand.
I looked around desperately for Anthony.
There he was.
Luckily or unluckily, he was a strong swimmer. He'd made it past the mines and the rocks.
He was almost to the black beach.
Then the mist cleared and I saw them—the Sirens.
Imagine a flock of vultures the size of people—with dirty black plumage, gray talons, and wrinkled pink necks. Now imagine human heads on top of those necks, but the human heads keep changing.
Every deity watching recoiled in disgust at the sight of the Sirens.
Some, like Göll beside Brunhilde, even fainted.
Even Mnemosyne, Terpsichore, and Achelous looked repulsed.
I couldn't hear them, but I could see they were singing. As their mouths moved, their faces morphed into people I knew—my mom, Poseidon, Grover, Tyson, Chiron. All the people I most wanted to see. They smiled reassuringly, inviting me forward. But no matter what shape they took, their mouths were greasy and caked with the remnants of old meals. Like vultures, they'd been eating with their faces, and it didn't look like they'd been feasting on Monster Donuts.
The sight of the Sirens being able to change faces intrigued Beelzebub, who leaned forward with a thoughtful smirk. "Shape-shifting illusions tied to desire... crude, but effective," he murmured. "They don't just lure with beauty—they weaponize longing."
Anthony swam toward them.
"Don't let those creatures get him," Athena softly urged, eyes fixed on the screen.
I knew I couldn't let him get out of the water. The sea was my only advantage. It had always protected me one way or another. I propelled myself forward and grabbed his ankle.
The moment I touched him, a shock went through my body, and I saw the Sirens the way Anthony must've been seeing them.
The gods were startled.
"How is it possible for her to see what the boy sees?!" Zeus exclaimed.
"Maybe our niece's heightened senses make her more susceptible to perceiving the effects," said Hades.
Three people sat on a picnic blanket in Central Park. A feast was spread out before them. I recognized Anthony's dad from photos he'd shown me—an athletic-looking, sandy-haired guy in his forties. He was holding hands with a beautiful woman who looked a lot like Anthony. She was dressed casually—in blue jeans and a denim shirt and hiking boots—but something about the woman radiated power. I knew that I was looking at the goddess Athena. Next to them sat a young man ... Luke.
Athena and Hermes jolted in shock—Athena at the sight of her counterpart, and Hermes at the sight of his son, Luke.
"Luke..." Hermes murmured, pain flickering across his expression.
"So that's what my counterpart looks like..." Athena muttered.
Except for Rhea and Hestia, the rest of the gods glared at Luke's image.
The whole scene glowed in a warm, buttery light. The three of them were talking and laughing, and when they saw Anthony, their faces lit up with delight. Anthony's mom and dad held out their arms invitingly. Luke grinned and gestured for Anthony to sit next to him—as if he'd never betrayed him, as if he were still his friend.
Behind the trees of Central Park, a city skyline rose. I caught my breath, because it was Manhattan, but not Manhattan. It had been totally rebuilt from dazzling white marble, bigger and grander than ever—with golden windows and rooftop gardens. It was better than New York. Better than Mount Olympus.
Even the gods felt a sense of awe at the architecture, though it still didn't compare to the grand structures of Valhalla.
I knew immediately that Anthony had designed it all. He was the architect for a whole new world. He had reunited his parents. He had saved Luke. He had done everything he'd ever wanted.
I blinked hard. When I opened my eyes, all I saw were the Sirens—ragged vultures with human faces, ready to feed on another victim.
"ANTHONY!" Athena screamed.
I pulled Anthony back into the surf. I couldn't hear him, but I could tell he was screaming.
He kicked me in the face, but I held on.
"HOW DARE HE!" Poseidon roared, furious that Percilla had been kicked in the face, even if Anthony was under the Sirens' control.
I willed the currents to carry us out into the bay. Anthony pummeled and kicked me, making it hard to concentrate. He thrashed so much we almost collided with a floating mine. I didn't know what to do. I'd never get back to the ship alive if he kept fighting.
"JUST DROP HIM, PERCILLA!" Poseidon shouted.
"POSEIDON!" Rhea and Hades yelled in unison.
We went under and Anthony stopped struggling. His expression became confused. Then our heads broke the surface and he started to fight again.
The water! Sound didn't travel well underwater. If I could submerge him long enough, I could break the spell of the music. Of course, Anthony wouldn't be able to breathe, but at the moment, that seemed like a minor problem.
Athena and many of the gods nodded in approval at her thinking.
I grabbed him around the waist and ordered the waves to push us down.
We shot into the depths—ten feet, twenty feet. I knew I had to be careful because I could withstand a lot more pressure than Anthony. He fought and struggled for breath as bubbles rose around us.
Bubbles.
I was desperate. I had to keep Anthony alive. I imagined all the bubbles in the sea—always churning, rising. I imagined them coming together, being pulled toward me.
The sea obeyed. There was a flurry of white, a tickling sensation all around me, and when my vision cleared, Anthony and I had a huge bubble of air around us. Only our legs stuck into the water.
The gods stared at the screen, momentarily stunned.
"That was brilliant," Athena breathed. "She manipulated sea pressure and oxygen density. That's advanced hydrokinesis."
"She summoned breathable air underwater," Hephaestus added with admiration. "That takes serious finesse."
"Resourceful and precise under pressure," said Hades. "A rare trait."
"She's Poseidon's daughter, after all," Hera said.
Poseidon said nothing—his eyes were fixed on the screen, watching every move Percilla made.
He gasped and coughed. His whole body shuddered, but when he looked at me, I knew the spell had been broken.
Athena, Rhea, and Hestia let out a sigh of relief.
He started to sob—I mean horrible, heartbroken sobbing. He put his head on my shoulder and I held him.
Poseidon felt a twinge of jealousy as he watched her comfort the half-breed—a reaction that surprised him.
Fish gathered to look at us—a school of barracudas, some curious marlins.
Scram! I told them.
They swam off, but I could tell they went reluctantly. I swear I understood their intentions.
They were about to start rumors flying around the sea about the daughter of Poseidon and some boy at the bottom of Siren Bay.
"I'll get us back to the ship," I told him. "It's okay. Just hang on."
Anthony nodded to let me know he was better now, then he murmured something I couldn't hear because of the wax in my ears.
I made the current steer our weird little air submarine through the rocks and barbed wire and back toward the hull of the Queen Anne's Revenge, which was maintaining a slow and steady course away from the island.
We stayed underwater, following the ship, until I judged we had moved out of earshot of the Sirens. Then I surfaced and our air bubble popped.
I ordered a rope ladder to drop over the side of the ship, and we climbed aboard.
Everyone was relieved that the two demigods had made it back safely.
Everyone except Poseidon—he only cared about his daughter.
I kept my earplugs in, just to be sure. We sailed until the island was completely out of sight.
Hades, Poseidon, Heracles, Thor, and Susano'o nodded in approval at her continued caution.
Anthony sat huddled in a blanket on the forward deck. Finally he looked up, dazed and sad, and mouthed, safe.
Athena watched, concern flickering in her usually composed gaze as she took in the sorrow etched across her son's face.
I took out the earplugs. No singing. The afternoon was quiet except for the sound of the waves against the hull. The fog had burned away to a blue sky, as if the island of the Sirens had never existed.
"You okay?" I asked. The moment I said it, I realized how lame that sounded. Of course he wasn't okay.
"I didn't realize," he murmured.
"What?"
His eyes were the same color as the mist over the Sirens' island. "How powerful the temptation would be."
I didn't want to admit that I'd seen what the Sirens had promised him. I felt like a trespasser.
But I figured I owed it to Anthony.
"I saw the way you rebuilt Manhattan," I told him. "And Luke and your parents."
He blushed. "You saw that?"
"What Luke told you back on the Princess Andromeda, about starting the world from scratch ... that really got to you, huh?"
He pulled his blanket around him. "My fatal flaw. That's what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris."
"His fatal flaw is hubris?" Zeus repeated, surprised. "That makes sense. That boy seems a bit too prideful. Athena can be like that sometimes."
Athena flinched, knowing her father was right.
I blinked. "That brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?"
Everyone, including Poseidon, chuckled.
He rolled her eyes. "No, Seaweed Brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse."
"What could be worse than hummus?"
The Greek, Egyptian, and Middle Eastern pantheons gasped—offended on behalf of one of their most cherished traditional foods.
"Hubris means deadly pride, Percy. Thinking you can do things better than anyone else ... even the gods."
"You feel that way?"
The gods scoffed at anyone claiming to do things better than they could.
Among those who didn't were Rhea, Hades, Heracles, Hestia, Thor, Cú Chulainn, Buddha, and Susano'o.
He looked down. "Don't you ever feel like, what if the world really is messed up? What if we could do it all over again from scratch? No more war. Nobody homeless. No more summer reading homework."
"I'm listening."
"I mean, the West represents a lot of the best things mankind ever did—that's why the fire is still burning. That's why Olympus is still around. But sometimes you just see the bad stuff, you know? And you start thinking the way Luke does: 'If I could tear this all down, I would do it better.' Don't you ever feel that way? Like you could do a better job if you ran the world?"
"Um ... no. Me running the world would kind of be a nightmare."
Again, the gods chuckled.
"Then you're lucky. Hubris isn't your fatal flaw."
"What is?"
"I don't know, Percy, but every hero has one. If you don't find it and learn to control it ... well, they don't call it 'fatal' for nothing."
The entire room fell into uncomfortable silence.
"So he is saying that the demigods in that world all have a fatal flaw?" Heracles asked, furrowing his brows in unease. "That is concerning."
Poseidon's expression tightened, a flicker of worry flashing across his eyes as he stared at his daughter on the screen. The idea of Percilla having a fatal flaw unsettled him.
I thought about that. It didn't exactly cheer me up.
I also noticed Anthony hadn't said much about the personal things he would change—like getting his parents back together, or saving Luke. I understood. I didn't want to admit how many times I'd dreamed of getting my own parents back together.
I pictured my mom, alone in our little apartment on the Upper East Side. I tried to remember the smell of her blue waffles in the kitchen. It seemed so far away.
"So was it worth it?" I asked Anthony. "Do you feel ... wiser?"
He gazed into the distance. "I'm not sure. But we have to save the camp. If we don't stop Luke ..."
He didn't need to finish. If Luke's way of thinking could even tempt Anthony, there was no telling how many other half-bloods might join him.
The entire Greek pantheon grew uneasy at the thought of their children rallying behind Luke.
I thought about my dream of the girl and the golden sarcophagus. I wasn't sure what it meant, but I got the feeling I was missing something. Something terrible that Kronos was planning.
What had the girl seen when she opened that coffin lid?
Suddenly Anthony's eyes widened. "Percy."
I turned.
Up ahead was another blotch of land—a saddle-shaped island with forested hills and white beaches and green meadows—just like I'd seen in my dreams.
My nautical senses confirmed it. 30 degrees, 31 minutes north, 75 degrees, 12 minutes west.
We had reached the home of the Cyclops.
Scene end.
"They finally made it," said Buddha.
Chapter 66: *We Meet The Sheep Of Doom
Chapter Text
Apollo smirked. "So that's the island where Grover's being held. I just hope she saves him before he becomes a Cyclops's bride."
Zeus burst out laughing. "No, my son—after the wedding would be even better! Can you imagine the look on his face? Absolutely priceless!"
A ripple of laughter spread through the gods.
Apollo grinned. "You're right, Father. Grover's officially the damsel in distress in this story."
Hephaestus snorted. "I'd pay money to see that. The satyr in a veil, trying to chew his way through a Cyclops-sized wedding cake."
Dionysus rolled his eyes but sipped his wine. "As long as there's good vintage, I'd attend."
New title on the screen:
We Meet The Sheep Of Doom
All the gods stared at the screen, flabbergasted by the title.
Hermes blinked. "Wait... Sheep of Doom?"
Zeus, Loki, Anubis, Buddha, and Shiva suddenly burst into laughter at the absurdity of it.
Hades squinted at the screen, genuinely confused. "Sheep? How can sheep be threatening?"
Dionysus snorted with amusement. "Maybe they're explosive. Doom sheep with proximity triggers."
Poseidon, Rhea, Hera, and Hestia were not amused.
When you think "monster island," you think craggy rocks and bones scattered on the beach like the island of the Sirens.
The Cyclops's island was nothing like that. I mean, okay, it had a rope bridge across a chasm, which was not a good sign. You might as well put up a billboard that said, SOMETHING EVIL LIVES HERE. But except for that, the place looked like a Caribbean postcard. It had green fields and tropical fruit trees and white beaches. As we sailed toward the shore, Anthony breathed in the sweet air. "The Fleece," he said.
I nodded. I couldn't see the Fleece yet, but I could feel its power. I could believe it would heal anything, even Thalia's poisoned tree. "If we take it away, will the island die?"
Anthony shook his head. "It'll fade. Go back to what it would be normally, whatever that is."
"Hmm, interesting," said Beelzebub thoughtfully.
I felt a little guilty about ruining this paradise, but I reminded myself we had no choice. Camp Half-Blood was in trouble. And Tyson ... Tyson would still be with us if it wasn't for this quest.
The gods looked solemn at Percilla mourning her Cyclops brother. Poseidon, in particular, looked deeply bothered.
In the meadow at the base of the ravine, several dozen sheep were milling around. They looked peaceful enough, but they were huge—the size of hippos. Just past them was a path that led up into the hills. At the top of the path, near the edge of the canyon, was the massive oak tree I'd seen in my dreams. Something gold glittered in its branches.
"This is too easy," I said. "We could just hike up there and take it?"
"I have a bad feeling about this," Apollo said, looking worried.
Anthony's eyes narrowed. "There's supposed be a guardian. A dragon or ..."
That's when a deer emerged from the bushes. It trotted into the meadow, probably looking for grass to eat, when the sheep all bleated at once and rushed the animal. It happened so fast that the deer stumbled and was lost in a sea of wool and trampling hooves.
Grass and tufts of fur flew into the air.
Everyone gasped or stared at the screen in shock.
A second later the sheep all moved away, back to their regular peaceful wanderings. Where the deer had been was a pile of clean white bones.
A heavy silence fell over the Council chamber. Even the most battle-hardened gods stared at the screen, stunned.
Athena leaned forward, her brows drawn tight. "Those weren't ordinary sheep."
"A trap disguised as paradise," muttered Loki, his grin faded for once. "How clever... and cruel."
Hestia recoiled, her hand pressed to her mouth. "It didn't even have time to scream..."
Ares let out a low whistle. "Now that's my kind of livestock."
"They're guarding the Fleece," Hades said. "No dragon needed when your sheep are monsters."
Dionysus broke the silence with a grim chuckle. "Well. I'll never look at petting zoos the same way again."
Anthony and I exchanged looks.
"They're like piranhas," he said.
"Piranhas with wool. How will we—"
"Percy!" Anthony gasped, grabbing my arm. "Look."
He pointed down the beach, to just below the sheep meadow, where a small boat had been run aground ... the other lifeboat from the CSS Birmingham.
"Who came to the island with the boat?" Ares asked in wonder.
"It looks like that could be a way to escape the island," Shiva said.
We decided there was no way we could get past the man-eating sheep. Anthony wanted to sneak up the path invisibly and grab the Fleece, but in the end I convinced him that something would go wrong. The sheep would smell him. Another guardian would appear. Something. And if that happened, I'd be too far away to help.
As before, the gods praised the girl's intellect.
"That girl always knew when caution was worth more than courage," Odin muttered.
Besides, our first job was to find Grover and whoever had come ashore in that lifeboat—assuming they'd gotten past the sheep. I was too nervous to say what I was secretly hoping ... that Tyson might still be alive.
The deities—especially Poseidon—hoped so as well.
We moored the Queen Anne's Revenge on the back side of the island where the cliffs rose straight up a good two hundred feet. I figured the ship was less likely to be seen there. The cliffs looked climbable, barely—about as difficult as the lava wall back at camp. At least it was free of sheep. I hoped that Polyphemus did not also keep carnivorous mountain goats.
We rowed a lifeboat to the edge of the rocks and made our way up, very slowly. Anthony went first because he was the better climber.
We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and I found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf.
A collective gasp rippled through the divine assembly.
"Percilla!" Rhea, Poseidon, Hades, and the rest of the gods shouted in alarm.
"She what?" Hera exclaimed, rising slightly from her seat. "Dangling by one hand—like that's normal?"
"She acts like it's a minor inconvenience," muttered Frigg, her brows furrowed in disbelief.
Athena pressed a hand to her temple. "Six or seven times? And she calls that pretty good?"
"By mortal standards, that's insane," said Heracles, shaking his head. "By demigod standards... it's still insane."
Poseidon's knuckles were white on the armrest of his throne. His expression was tight with worry—but also awe. "She still holds on. No matter what."
But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Anthony hit a slippery patch of moss and his foot slipped. Fortunately, he found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
Zeus and several other gods erupted in laughter, roaring with amusement at the scene unfolding on the screen.
Poseidon, however, did not share their humor. His eyes darkened, and his jaw clenched as his expression turned stormy with outrage.
"Sorry," he murmured.
"S'okay," I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Anthony's sneaker tasted like.
Finally, when my fingers felt like molten lead and my arm muscles were shaking from exhaustion, we hauled ourselves over the top of the cliff and collapsed.
"Ugh," I said.
"Ouch," moaned Anthony.
"Garrr!" bellowed another voice.
The sudden voice startled the deities.
If I hadn't been so tired, I would've leaped another two hundred feet. I whirled around, but I couldn't see who'd spoken.
Anthony clamped his hand over my mouth. He pointed.
The ledge we were sitting on was narrower than I'd realized. It dropped off on the opposite side, and that's where the voice was coming from—right below us.
"You're a feisty one!" the deep voice bellowed.
"Challenge me!" Clarisse's voice, no doubt about it. "Give me back my sword and I'll fight you!"
Ares gasped in shock. "My daughter has appeared?!"
"It seems your daughter was the one who left that boat, Ares," Aphrodite said.
The monster roared with laughter.
Anthony and I crept to the edge. We were right above the entrance of the Cyclops's cave.
Below us stood Polyphemus and Grover, still in his wedding dress. Clarisse was tied up, hanging upside down over a pot of boiling water. I was half hoping to see Tyson down there, too. Even if he'd been in danger, at least I would've known he was alive. But there was no sign of him.
Ares shot to his feet, his aura flaring like a wildfire.
"Tied up? Upside down over a cooking pot?!" he roared. "That thing dares humiliate my daughter like she's prey?"
"She's a warrior! A champion of war! A child that bears my essence—not some stew meat for a half-blind, brainless oaf!"
"Darling, please calm yourself," Aphrodite pleaded gently from beside him.
The god of war reluctantly sat back down, still fuming, his eyes fixed on the screen with burning intensity.
"Hmm," Polyphemus pondered. "Eat loudmouth girl now or wait for wedding feast? What does my bride think?"
He turned to Grover, who backed up and almost tripped over his completed bridal train. "Oh, um, I'm not hungry right now, dear. Perhaps—"
"Did you say bride?" Clarisse demanded. "Who— Grover?"
Next to me, Anthony muttered, "Shut up. She has to shut up."
Demeter gasped. "Oh no! She's going to reveal the satyr!"
Polyphemus glowered. "What 'Grover'?"
"The satyr!" Clarisse yelled.
Poseidon gritted his teeth in annoyance. "Your daughter needs to shut her trap, Ares!" he growled.
Ares shrank in his seat, fearing his uncle's wrath.
"Poseidon!" Rhea and Hades scolded.
"Oh!" Grover yelped. "The poor thing's brain is boiling from that hot water. Pull her down, dear!"
Polyphemus's eyelids narrowed over his baleful milky eye, as if he were trying to see Clarisse more clearly.
The Cyclops was an even more horrible sight than he had been in my dreams. Partly because his rancid smell was now up close and personal. Partly because he was dressed in his wedding outfit—a crude kilt and shoulder-wrap, stitched together from baby-blue tuxedoes, as if the he'd skinned an entire wedding party.
Many of the gods gagged in disgust at the sight.
"What satyr?" asked Polyphemus. "Satyrs are good eating. You bring me a satyr?"
"No, you big idiot!" bellowed Clarisse. "That satyr! Grover! The one in the wedding dress!"
I wanted to wring Clarisse's neck, but it was too late. All I could do was watch as Polyphemus turned and ripped off Grover's wedding veil—revealing his curly hair, his scruffy adolescent beard, his tiny horns.
Buddha shook his head in disappointment. "The jig is up."
Polyphemus breathed heavily, trying to contain his anger. "I don't see very well," he growled.
"Not since many years ago when the other hero stabbed me in eye. But YOU'RE—NO—LADY—CYCLOPS!"
The Cyclops grabbed Grover's dress and tore it away. Underneath, the old Grover reappeared in his jeans and T-shirt. He yelped and ducked as the monster swiped over his head.
"Stop!" Grover pleaded. "Don't eat me raw! I—I have a good recipe!"
I reached for my sword, but Anthony hissed, "Wait!"
Polyphemus was hesitating, a boulder in his hand, ready to smash his would-be bride.
"Recipe?" he asked Grover.
All the deities watched the screen with looks of disbelief.
"Are you serious?!" Loki blurted out, throwing up his hands. He wanted to see Grover get eaten.
"Oh y-yes! You don't want to eat me raw. You'll get E coli and botulism and all sorts of horrible things. I'll taste much better grilled over a slow fire. With mango chutney! You could go get some mangos right now, down there in the woods. I'll just wait here."
Despite the situation, everyone chuckled in amusement.
Shiva, his wives, and the rest of the Hindu pantheon raised their brows at the mango chutney part.
The monster pondered this. My heart hammered against my ribs. I figured I'd die if I charged.
But I couldn't let the monster kill Grover.
"Grilled satyr with mango chutney," Polyphemus mused. He looked back at Clarisse, still hanging over the pot of boiling water. "You a satyr, too?"
"No, you overgrown pile of dung!" she yelled. "I'm a girl! The daughter of Ares! Now untie me so I can rip your arms off!"
"That's my girl!" Ares grinned proudly at his daughter's insults toward and threat to the Cyclops.
"Rip my arms off," Polyphemus repeated.
"And stuff them down your throat!"
"You go, my daughter!" Ares cheered, raising his fist. "Keep threatening that piece of trash!"
"You got spunk."
"Let me down!"
Polyphemus snatched up Grover as if he were a wayward puppy. "Have to graze sheep now. Wedding postponed until tonight. Then we'll eat satyr for the main course!"
"But ... you're still getting married?" Grover sounded hurt. "Who's the bride?"
Hades raised an eyebrow. "Why does he sound hurt about that?"
Hera snorted. "Maybe he thought the Cyclops actually liked him."
Aphrodite shook her head in disbelief. "Poor thing, getting emotionally invested in being a bride to a monster."
Polyphemus looked toward the boiling pot.
Clarisse made a strangled sound. "Oh, no! You can't be serious. I'm not—"
"DON'T TELL ME—MY DAUGHTER AS HIS BRIDE? THAT TRASH DARES?!" Ares roared furiously.
Before Anthony or I could do anything, Polyphemus plucked her off the rope like she was a ripe apple, and tossed her and Grover deep into the cave. "Make yourself comfortable! I come back at sundown for big event!"
Then the Cyclops whistled, and a mixed flock of goats and sheep—smaller than the man-eaters—flooded out of the cave and past their master. As they went to pasture, Polyphemus patted some on the back and called them by name—Beltbuster, Tammany, Lockhart, etc.
Several of the gods scoffed at the absurdity of the names, exchanging amused or incredulous glances.
"Beltbuster and Tammany? How did he come up with that?!" Loki exclaimed, half-laughing, half-bewildered.
When the last sheep had waddled out, Polyphemus rolled a boulder in front of the doorway as easily as I would close a refrigerator door, shutting off the sound of Clarisse and Grover screaming inside.
"Mangos," Polyphemus grumbled to himself. "What are mangos?"
He strolled off down the mountain in his baby-blue groom's outfit, leaving us alone with a pot of boiling water and a six-ton boulder.
We tried for what seemed like hours, but it was no good. The boulder wouldn't move. We yelled into the cracks, tapped on the rock, did everything we could think of to get a signal to Grover, but if he heard us, we couldn't tell.
Even if by some miracle we managed to kill Polyphemus, it wouldn't do us any good. Grover and Clarisse would die inside that sealed cave. The only way to move the rock was to have the Cyclops do it.
"Please... save my daughter," Ares said quietly, a rare expression of vulnerability on his face.
In total frustration, I stabbed Riptide against the boulder. Sparks flew, but nothing else happened. A large rock is not the kind of enemy you can fight with a magic sword.
Anthony and I sat on the ridge in despair and watched the distant baby-blue shape of the Cyclops as he moved among his flocks. He had wisely divided his regular animals from his man-eating sheep, putting each group on either side of the huge crevice that divided the island. The only way across was the rope bridge, and the planks were much too far apart for sheep hooves.
We watched as Polyphemus visited his carnivorous flock on the far side. Unfortunately, they didn't eat him. In fact, they didn't seem to bother him at all. He fed them chunks of mystery meat from a great wicker basket.
"Trickery," Anthony decided. "We can't beat him by force, so we'll have to use trickery."
The gods, especially Athena, nodded in approval at his idea.
"Okay," I said. "What trick?'
"I haven't figured that part out yet."
"Great."
"Tch," Poseidon scoffed, rolling his eyes at Athena's spawn.
"Polyphemus will have to move the rock to let the sheep inside."
"At sunset," I said. "Which is when he'll marry Clarisse and have Grover for dinner. I'm not sure which is grosser."
All the deities nodded in agreement, visibly disgusted by the Cyclops.
"I could get inside," he said, "invisibly."
"What about me?"
"The sheep," Anthony mused. He gave me one of those sly looks that always made me wary. "How much do you like sheep?"
The Sea Tyrant glared daggers at the half-breed's face on the screen. "What the hell is he going to make my daughter do?!" he growled.
< Scene change on the screen >
"Just don't let go!" Anthony said, standing invisibly somewhere off to my right. That was easy for him to say. He wasn't hanging upside down from the belly of a sheep.
"WHAT?!" The gods all gasped in shock at the unfolding scene.
"Oh, this is gold!" Loki laughed maniacally, thoroughly amused.
Now, I'll admit it wasn't as hard as I'd thought. I'd crawled under a car before to change my mom's oil, and this wasn't too different. The sheep didn't care. Even the Cyclops's smallest sheep were big enough to support my weight, and they had thick wool. I just twirled the stuff into handles for my hands, hooked my feet against the sheep's thigh bones, and presto—I felt like a baby wallaby, riding around against the sheep's chest, trying to keep the wool out of my mouth and my nose.
In case you're wondering, the underside of a sheep doesn't smell that great. Imagine a winter sweater that's been dragged through the mud and left in the laundry hamper for a week.
Something like that.
"That's your spawn's idea, Athena? He is degrading my daughter!" Poseidon shouted toward the goddess of wisdom.
Now it was Athena's turn to shrink in her seat in fear.
"Brother, you don't need to yell at my daughter," Zeus said with a disapproving frown.
The sun was going down.
No sooner was I in position than the Cyclops roared, "Oy! Goaties! Sheepies!"
The flock dutifully began trudging back up the slopes toward the cave.
"This is it!" Anthony whispered. "I'll be close by. Don't worry."
I made a silent promise to the gods that if we survived this, I'd tell Anthony he was a genius. The frightening thing was, I knew the gods would hold me to it.
My sheep taxi started plodding up the hill. After a hundred yards, my hands and feet started to hurt from holding on. I gripped the sheep's wool more tightly, and the animal made a grumbling sound. I didn't blame it. I wouldn't want anybody rock climbing in my hair either. But if I didn't hold on, I was sure I'd fall off right there in front of the monster.
"Hasenpfeffer!" the Cyclops said, patting one of the sheep in front of me. "Einstein! Widget— eh there, Widget!"
Polyphemus patted my sheep and nearly knocked me to the ground. "Putting on some extra mutton there?"
Uh-oh, I thought. Here it comes.
Everyone in the chamber held their breath
But Polyphemus just laughed and swatted the sheep's rear end, propelling us forward. "Go on, fatty! Soon Polyphemus will eat you for breakfast!"
And just like that, I was in the cave.
"Wow... it actually worked," Apollo said in disbelief.
His fellow gods nodded in agreement.
I could see the last of the sheep coming inside. If Anthony didn't pull off his distraction soon...
The Cyclops was about to roll the stone back into place, when from somewhere outside Anthony shouted, "Hello, ugly!"
Polyphemus stiffened. "Who said that?"
"Nobody!" Annabeth yelled.
That got exactly the reaction she'd been hoping for. The monster's face turned red with rage.
"Nobody!" Polyphemus yelled back. "I remember you!"
"Nobody is the name of a person?" Zeus asked with a confused expression. The rest of the deities looked equally baffled.
"You're too stupid to remember anybody," Anthony taunted. "Much less Nobody."
I hoped to the gods he was already moving when he said that, because Polyphemus bellowed furiously, grabbed the nearest boulder (which happened to be his front door) and threw it toward the sound of Anthony's voice. I heard the rock smash into a thousand fragments.
"The boulder was moved!" Hephaestus exclaimed.
For a terrible moment, there was silence. Then Anthony shouted, "You haven't learned to throw any better, either!"
Polyphemus howled. "Come here! Let me kill you, Nobody!"
"You can't kill Nobody, you stupid oaf," he taunted. "Come find me!"
Polyphemus barreled down the hill toward his voice.
While Athena, Rhea, and Hestia watched the scene with concern, the rest of the gods were highly entertained.
Now, the "Nobody" thing wouldn't have made sense to anybody, but Anthony had explained to me that it was the name Odysseus had used to trick Polyphemus centuries ago, right before he poked the Cyclops's eye out with a large hot stick. Anthony had figured Polyphemus would still have a grudge about that name, and he was right. In his frenzy to find his old enemy, he forgot about resealing the cave entrance.
"Now who the hell is Odysseus? A demigod? He sounds like a badass," Zeus said. "I wonder who his godly parent is."
I just hoped Anthony could stay alive and keep distracting him long enough for me to find Grover and Clarisse.
"Yes, yes—find my daughter!" Ares urged, nodding eagerly.
"Don't forget Grover," Dionysus added dryly.
I dropped off my ride, patted Widget on the head, and apologized. I searched the main room, but there was no sign of Grover or Clarisse. I pushed through the crowd of sheep and goats toward the back of the cave.
Even though I'd dreamed about this place, I had a hard time finding my way through the maze. I ran down corridors littered with bones, past rooms full of sheepskin rugs and life-size cement sheep that I recognized as the work of Medusa. There were collections of sheep T-shirts; large tubs of lanolin cream; and wooly coats, socks, and hats with ram's horns. Finally, I found the spinning room, where Grover was huddled in the corner, trying to cut Clarisse's bonds with a pair of safety scissors.
Ares let out a sigh of relief at the sight of his daughter.
"It's no good," Clarisse said. "This rope is like iron!"
"Just a few more minutes!"
"Grover," she cried, exasperated. "You've been working at it for hours!"
And then they saw me.
"Percy?" Clarisse said. "You're supposed to be blown up!"
Poseidon's face darkened, his eyes narrowing dangerously. "How dare she speak to my daughter like that?" he growled, his voice low and thunderous.
"Good to see you, too. Now hold still while I—"
"Perrrrrcy!" Grover bleated and tackled me with a goat-hug. "You heard me! You came!"
"Yeah, buddy," I said. "Of course I came."
"Where's Anthony?"
"Outside," I said. "But there's no time to talk. Clarisse, hold still."
I uncapped Riptide and sliced off her ropes. She stood stiffly, rubbing her wrists. She glared at me for a moment, then looked at the ground and mumbled, "Thanks."
Everyone looked surprised—even Ares—no one expecting her to say thanks.
"You're welcome," I said. "Now, was anyone else on board your lifeboat?"
All the gods—especially Poseidon—held onto hope that a certain Cyclops had survived.
Clarisse looked surprised. "No. Just me. Everybody else aboard the Birmingham ... well, I didn't even know you guys made it out."
That hope was immediately shattered.
I looked down, trying not to believe that my last hope of seeing Tyson alive had just been crushed. "Okay. Come on, then. We have to help—"
An explosion echoed through the cave, followed by a scream that told me we might be too late. It was Anthony crying out in fear.
Scene end.
"ANTHONY!!!" Athena screamed in terror.
Chapter 67: Decision
Chapter Text
Note: Surprise! My mind was still active so I wrote this.
(Present)
The chamber was quiet.
Too quiet.
Percy lay sprawled across the luxurious bed, arms flung wide, eyes locked on the ceiling as if she could stare holes into the obsidian above. The sheer black canopy draped like cobwebs, delicate and suffocating all at once, casting faint shadows that danced with the firelight. Despite the velvet sheets wrapped around her like a cocoon, she couldn't shake the chill skimming her skin.
The fire still burned in the hearth—blue, soft, almost beautiful—but its warmth didn't reach her. Nothing here truly felt warm. It all just seemed that way. A carefully curated illusion.
And that illusion was cracking.
She turned onto her side, the silk sheets whispering under her movement. Her dark hair spilled across the pillow like ink, but sleep was as distant as the sun in this godforsaken place.
Persephone's words echoed in her skull like a whispering wind through dead leaves.
"Power, control, love... they're all the same to him."
Percy rolled onto her back again, arms flopping out in exasperation. She stared upward, feeling the weight of invisible eyes—Hades', perhaps—watching from somewhere beyond the walls. Maybe even from the shadows in her room.
Then Hades' voice echoed behind her ribs:
"There are no illusions here. Only truths."
She exhaled, long and sharp, rubbing her face with both hands.
"Gods," she muttered aloud to the empty room. "They're both nuts."
Her voice sounded small in the vastness of the space. She swung her legs over the edge of the bed, her bare feet pressing to the marble floor, cold and smooth like a tombstone.
She stood and padded toward the tall windows, pushing aside the sheer curtains that swayed ever so slightly, even with no wind. Outside, Helheim sprawled—an endless plane of muted grays and silver fog, rivers that reflected no stars, and jagged hills carved by time. The sky above was a perpetual dusk, caught in a limbo between night and dawn. It was beautiful in a haunting, unnatural way.
But to Percy, it looked like a prison without bars.
And beneath it all, she felt the weight of death pressing against the glass like a breathless ghost.
She hugged her arms around herself tightly.
Hades had saved her from Poseidon. That was true. He hadn't hurt her. That was also true. He hadn't demanded anything from her—not yet. And compared to Poseidon's obsessive, feverish pursuit, Hades had been... restrained. Polite. Calculating.
But that didn't mean she trusted him. That didn't mean he was safe.
He had that look—the one that said he didn't just want to protect her.
He wanted to possess her.
And Persephone? Percy wasn't sure she was much better. She was elegant, enigmatic, her words always carefully chosen, wrapped in poetic metaphors. The garden she'd shown Percy was the only place in Helheim that had truly felt alive, but even that had a twist to it—because life in the underworld was always borrowed. Always fleeting.
The way Persephone spoke in riddles, the way she said just enough to worry her but never quite enough to explain—it was like she enjoyed the game.
The half-truths.
The breadcrumbs.
The sympathy that came too late.
It all felt like a trap wrapped in flower petals.
"Would you like to leave this place?"
The question resurfaced like a lure yanked from deep water.
Yes.
Absolutely yes.
Percy turned away from the window, a cold resolve starting to form in her chest. She began pacing the room, bare feet soft against the rug, hands twitching with the need to do something. To move. To fight. To run.
"Okay. Let's just lay this out," she muttered to herself, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Poseidon wants me because he thinks I'm some fantasy he owns. Hades wants me for... what? A distraction? A new Persephone? And Persephone wants to save me from him, but she's still married to him, still living here. So... yeah. Dysfunctional immortal couple, check."
She barked a humorless laugh. Her voice sounded more bitter than amused. Maybe she was finally going insane in this underworld dollhouse.
She ran her fingers through her dark hair, pacing faster now, the movement helping her think.
"I'm not going to be anyone's pet," she snapped, voice rising. "Not Poseidon's. Not Hades'. Not even Persephone's pretty little protégé."
That last part surprised her.
She hadn't realized she'd started resenting the queen, too—not just the king.
But Persephone had made her feel like a pawn. A well-meaning, softly spoken pawn, but a pawn nonetheless.
Percy moved to the vanity, its surface lined with delicate glass bottles and gilded combs. She rarely touched them. It all felt too fake, too curated.
In the mirror, her reflection stared back: a girl caught between worlds. She looked tired.
"I'm getting out of here," she whispered to herself. "Before they decide what I am for me."
Her reflection didn't argue.
It looked back at her with grim determination.
She turned back to the bed and stalked toward the tall armoire standing like a silent sentinel in the corner. She threw it open, fingers rifling through the silken dresses and formal robes Hades' servants had given her—none of which she'd asked for.
She was looking for her boots and the clothes she was wearing when she came to this world—such as her Camp Half-Blood T-shirt.
Her fingers grazed something cool and smooth at the very back of the wardrobe.
A flower.
Blue. Silver-veined. One of the blooms from Persephone's garden.
Percy froze, eyes narrowing.
A chill ran down her spine as she carefully lifted it from the fabric and cradled it in her palm.
She left it for me.
It could only mean one thing.
The queen wanted her to leave.
Helped her, even after Hades had interrupted them.
But now... it didn't feel like a gift. It felt like a test. A choice Persephone had dangled in front of her like bait. Like a trap that might snap closed the moment she picked a side.
Maybe it was a trap.
Maybe it didn't matter.
Percy tucked the flower into her pocket anyway.
Then she turned to the fire, watching the blue flames flicker lower now, casting long shadows against the stone walls.
She didn't know what the flower did. Didn't know how to use it. But she'd figure it out. She had to. Staying here wasn't survival. It was surrender. A slow erosion of self.
Not when two ancient gods were circling her like vultures.
"Sorry, Hades," she said aloud, stepping closer to the fire, her voice low and fierce. "You're not the first creepy immortal to think he could own me. And you won't be the last. But you're not winning this one."
The flames flared briefly—as if answering her. Or warning her.
Either way, Percy didn't flinch.
She was done being afraid.
Tomorrow, she'd find her way out of Helheim.
Even if it meant breaking the rules of the Underworld—and the hearts of its king and queen.
Chapter 68: *Nobody Gets The Fleece
Chapter Text
The chamber fell deathly silent after seeing and hearing the explosion from the cave where Anthony was, as they watched the screen.
Zeus clenched his fists, jaw tight. "By Olympus... that sounded bad."
Athena's eyes darted anxiously across the screen, her voice trembling. "Anthony... please be okay. He was so close. So careful."
"I hope that kid didn't get himself killed! He's the only one out there keeping that beast distracted," Apollo said.
A new title appeared on the screen:
Nobody Gets The Fleece
The deities were shocked by the title.
"What?! Does this mean they failed to get the fleece in the next scene?!" Zeus exclaimed.
Hera frowned, crossing her arms. "Failed? After all that effort? That's unbelievable."
Suddenly, Athena realized something.
"Wait, the title could mean my son got the fleece since he was fooling the Cyclops with that name, Nobody."
"Oh, that makes sense," Zeus said.
"I got Nobody!" Polyphemus gloated.
We crept to the cave entrance and saw the Cyclops, grinning wickedly, holding up empty air.
The gods rolled their eyes at the Cyclops's idiocy.
The monster shook his fist, and a baseball cap fluttered to the ground. There was Anthony, hanging upside down by his legs.
Athena gasped, horror etched across her face. "No! Anthony!"
"Hah!" the Cyclops said. "Nasty invisible boy! I'm gonna grill you with mango chutney!"
The Goddess of Wisdom's eyes narrowed, her voice like a blade drawn in moonlight. "Touch my son, monster, and I'll personally carve your name from the annals of existence."
Anthony struggled, but he looked dazed. He had a nasty cut on his forehead. His eyes were glassy.
Rhea, Hestia, Frigg, Leto, and even Hera covered their mouths in horror, their maternal instincts stirred by the sight of the wounded boy.
Hades and Zeus frowned, their expressions darkening with concern.
Poseidon couldn't care less what happened to the boy.
"I'll rush him," I whispered to Clarisse. "Our ship is around the back of the island. You and Grover—"
"No way," they said at the same time. Clarisse had armed herself with a highly collectible rams-horn spear from the Cyclops's cave. Grover had found a sheep's thigh bone, which he didn't look too happy about, but he was gripping it like a club, ready to attack.
"We'll take him together," Clarisse growled.
"Yeah," Grover said. Then he blinked, like he couldn't believe he'd just agreed with Clarisse about something.
The gods exchanged nods of approval. Even Ares gave a sharp grin, pride flashing in his eyes at his daughter's battle instinct—and her unexpected willingness to cooperate.
"All right," I said. "Attack plan Macedonia."
With a confused look, Zeus asked in wonder, "What the hell is Attack Plan Macedonia?"
The other gods shared his confusion.
They nodded. We'd all taken the same training courses at Camp Half-Blood. They knew what I was talking about. They would sneak around either side and attack the Cyclops from the flanks while I held his attention in the front. Probably what this meant was that we'd all die instead of just me, but I was grateful for the help.
Zeus crossed his arms, nodding slowly. "Ah, a flanking maneuver... I see." Then he scowled. "Still don't get the 'Macedonia' part."
I hefted my sword and shouted, "Hey, Ugly!"
The giant whirled toward me. "Another one? Who are you?"
"Put down my friend. I'm the one who insulted you."
"You are Nobody?"
"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" It didn't sound quite as good as Anthony's insults, but it was all I could think of. "I'm Nobody and I'm proud of it! Now, put him down and get over here. I want to stab your eye out again."
"RAAAR!" he bellowed.
The gods chuckled in amusement at Percy's bold taunt.
Loki laughed. "Did she just say 'you smelly bucket of nose drool'? That's gold."
Apollo grinned. "Not bad. Could use better delivery, but the spirit's there."
Athena gave a nod. "Crude, but effective."
Poseidon smirked in amusement at his daughter, pride glinting in his eyes.
The good news: he dropped Anthony. The bad news: he dropped him headfirst onto the rocks, where he lay motionless as a rag doll.
The goddesses gasped. Aphrodite covered her mouth. Rhea whispered, "My poor grandson..."
Athena's eyes blazed with fury as her son suffered more injuries. She gripped the armrest of her seat tightly, struggling to keep herself from lunging at the screen.
The other bad news: Polyphemus barreled toward me, a thousand smelly pounds of Cyclops that I would have to fight with a very small sword.
Poseidon, Hades, Apollo, Thor, Loki, Beelzebub, Anubis, and Buddha looked on, alarmed and filled with shock and worry.
"For Pan!" Grover rushed in from the right. He threw his sheep bone, which bounced harmlessly off the monster's forehead. Clarisse ran in from the left and set her spear against the ground just in time for the Cyclops to step on it. He wailed in pain, and Clarisse dove out of the way to avoid getting trampled. But the Cyclops just plucked out the shaft like a large splinter and kept advancing on me.
The gods watched intently, impressed by the duo's skills.
Ares grinned. "That's my girl."
Apollo nodded approvingly. "Swift and fearless."
Shiva chuckled, "Not bad for a kid and a satyr."
I moved in with Riptide.
The monster made a grab for me. I rolled aside and stabbed him in the thigh.
Poseidon, Hades, Ares, Thor, Odin, and Susano'o watched the scene in amazement at her precision and fearlessness.
I was hoping to see him disintegrate, but this monster was much too big and powerful.
"Get Anthony!" I yelled at Grover.
He rushed over, grabbed his invisibility cap, and picked him up while Clarisse and I tried to keep Polyphemus distracted.
Athena, Rhea, Hestia, and many other gods felt relieved that the boy was now in safe hands.
I have to admit, Clarisse was brave. She charged the Cyclops again and again. He pounded the ground, stomped at her, grabbed at her, but she was too quick. And as soon as she made an attack, I followed up by stabbing the monster in the toe or the ankle or the hand.
But we couldn't keep this up forever. Eventually we would tire or the monster would get in a lucky shot. It would only take one hit to kill us.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Grover carrying Anthony across the rope bridge. It wouldn't have been my first choice, given the man-eating sheep on the other side, but at the moment that looked better than this side of the chasm, and it gave me an idea.
"Fall back!" I told Clarisse.
She rolled away as the Cyclops's fist smashed the olive tree beside her.
We ran for the bridge, Polyphemus right behind us. He was cut up and hobbling from so many wounds, but all we'd done was slow him down and make him mad.
"Better to slow him down than be caught by him," Hades stated—and everyone agreed.
"Grind you into sheep chow!" he promised. "A thousand curses on Nobody!"
"Faster!" I told Clarisse.
We tore down the hill. The bridge was our only chance. Grover had just made it to the other side and was setting Anthony down. We had to make it across, too, before the giant caught us.
All the deities became increasingly on edge as the scene unfolded—eyes fixed on the chase, breaths held.
"Grover!" I yelled. "Get Anthony's knife!"
His eyes widened when he saw the Cyclops behind us, but he nodded like he understood.
As Clarisse and I scrambled across the bridge, Grover began sawing at the ropes.
The first strand went snap!
Polyphemus bounded after us, making the bridge sway wildly.
The ropes were now half cut. Clarisse and I dove for solid ground, landing beside Grover. I made a wild slash with my sword and cut the remaining ropes.
The bridge fell away into the chasm, and the Cyclops howled ... with delight, because he was standing right next to us.
The gods gasped in shock.
Buddha blinked. "Wait—he made it across?!"
Frigg clutched Odin's arm. "They're trapped!"
Athena's hands tightened into fists. "They need to move. Now."
"Failed!" he yelled gleefully. "Nobody failed!"
Clarisse and Grover tried to charge him, but the monster swatted them aside like flies.
All the gods—except Poseidon—looked worried for them, especially Ares, who was visibly tense for his daughter.
My anger swelled. I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail—stopped by a big stupid monster in a baby-blue tuxedo kilt. Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean ... nobody, not Nobody. Ah, you know what I mean.
Despite the situation, all the deities couldn't help but chuckle at the girl's slip.
Strength coursed through my body. I raised my sword and attacked, forgetting that I was hopelessly outmatched. I jabbed the Cyclops in the belly. When he doubled over I smacked him in the nose with the hilt of my sword. I slashed and kicked and bashed until the next thing I knew, Polyphemus was sprawled on his back, dazed and groaning, and I was standing above him, the tip of my sword hovering over his eye.
Everyone in the room was speechless at what they had just witnessed.
"My gods... did you guys see that?!" Zeus shouted, disbelief thick in his voice. "My niece beat that beast to a pulp!"
No one answered, their jaws still hanging open.
For Poseidon, Hades, Apollo, Beelzebub, Thor, Loki, Anubis, and Buddha, something stirred within them at the sight of the girl standing triumphant over the defeated Cyclops.
"Uhhhhhhhh," Polyphemus moaned.
"Percy!" Grover gasped. "How did you—"
"Please, noooo!" the Cyclops moaned, pitifully staring up at me. His nose was bleeding. A tear welled in the corner of his half-blind eye. "M-m-my sheepies need me. Only trying to protect my sheep!"
He began to sob.
Poseidon scoffed. "Pathetic."
I had won. All I had to do was stab—one quick strike.
"Yes, do it! Stab him!" Zeus cheered, along with Ares, Dionysus, Anubis, Loki, and many other gods.
"Kill him!" Clarisse yelled. "What are you waiting for?"
"Yes, what are you waiting for?!" Muninn cried from Odin's shoulder.
The Cyclops sounded so heartbroken, just like ... like Tyson.
Poseidon scowled and gritted out, "No, Percilla. Don't fall for his act. That abomination is nothing like your brother."
"He's a Cyclops!" Grover warned. "Don't trust him!"
I knew he was right. I knew Anthony would've said the same thing.
But Polyphemus sobbed ... and for the first time it sank in that he was a child of Poseidon, too. Like Tyson. Like me. How could I just kill him in cold blood?
The gods froze, eyes widening in stunned silence.
Did I just hear that right? That ugly mug is a child of that ice-cold prick? Adamas thought in shock.
Loki fell out of his chair laughing hysterically, much to the annoyance of Odin, Muninn, Huginn, and Thor.
"That brute... is your alternate self's son?" Zeus said in disbelief, his expression aghast. "This means he is your son too, brother!"
"No way," Apollo muttered. "Another Cyclops is a child of my uncle?"
Poseidon shot to his feet, fury radiating from him like crashing waves. "What madness is this? My alternate self fathered another Cyclops?! As if one wasn't enough?!"
Rhea's voice was calm but firm. "Poseidon, don't yell. Getting angry won't change anything about your counterpart having another Cyclops child."
Hades crossed his arms, his expression neutral but pointed. "She's right. You may hate it, but that doesn't make it untrue. Denying it won't make him disappear."
But Poseidon wasn't listening. His eyes were locked on the screen, face twisted in fury. "How much more disgusting can that whore of a copy of mine be?! First Tyson, now this idiotic piece of trash? What's next—a horde of one-eyed bastards lining up to call me Father?!"
"We only want the Fleece," I told the monster. "Will you agree to let us take it?"
"No!" Clarisse shouted. "Kill him!"
"Kill that thing, Percy!" Poseidon roared, his voice thundering across the chamber, eyes blazing with rage.
The monster sniffed. "My beautiful Fleece. Prize of my collection. Take it, cruel human. Take it and go in peace."
Hades, Odin, and Susano'o narrowed their eyes, sensing that something was off about the Cyclops' tone.
"I'm going to step back slowly," I told the monster. "One false move ..."
"What are you doing, Percilla?! Just kill him!" Poseidon yelled.
"Poseidon, sit back down!" Rhea and Hades shouted. Poseidon reluctantly obeyed.
Polyphemus nodded like he understood.
I stepped back ... and as fast as a cobra, Polyphemus smacked me to the edge of the cliff.
"PERCILLA!" Poseidon screamed.
"PERCY!" yelled everyone else.
"Foolish mortal!" he bellowed, rising to his feet. "Take my Fleece? Ha! I eat you first."
"Fucking piece of trash! How dare he hurt my daughter! I will never claim that abomination as my son!" Poseidon yelled, seething with rage.
He opened his enormous mouth, and I knew that his rotten molars were the last things I would ever see.
"NO!!!" everyone screamed.
Then something went whoosh over my head and thump!
A rock the size of a basketball sailed into Polyphemus's throat—a beautiful three-pointer, nothing but net. The Cyclops choked, trying to swallow the unexpected pill. He staggered backward, but there was no place to stagger. His heel slipped, the edge of the cliff crumbled, and the great Polyphemus made chicken wing motions that did nothing to help him fly as he tumbled into the chasm.
The gods still wore shocked expressions.
"Who the fuck threw that rock?!" Zeus exclaimed.
I turned.
Halfway down the path to the beach, standing completely unharmed in the midst of a flock of killer sheep, was an old friend.
"Bad Polyphemus," Tyson said. "Not all Cyclopes as nice as we look."
The gods' eyes seemed to bulge from their sockets, jaws dropping to the floor.
"TYSON!"
"He's alive!"
"My gods, I thought he was dead!"
Rhea, Hestia, Leto, and the other goddesses began to tear up, overwhelmed with relief that the young Cyclops was still alive.
"My grandson!" Rhea whispered.
"I didn't expect that kid to show up, but I'm glad," Zeus said.
"I wonder how he survived the ship's explosion," Hades mused.
Seeing Tyson alive and well on the screen, Poseidon unexpectedly felt a flicker of relief stir within him.
Tyson gave us the short version: Rainbow the hippocampus—who'd apparently been following us ever since the Long Island Sound, waiting for Tyson to play with him—had found Tyson sinking beneath the wreckage of the CSS Birmingham and pulled him to safety. He and Tyson had been searching the Sea of Monsters ever since, trying to find us, until Tyson caught the scent of sheep and found this island.
"Gratitude to the gentle guardian," Buddha said with a chuckle.
I wanted to hug the big oaf, except he was standing in the middle of killer sheep. "Tyson, thank the gods. Anthony is hurt!"
"You thank the gods he is hurt?" he asked, puzzled.
The young Cyclops's words made the gods laugh.
I wish that's what Percilla really said, thought Poseidon.
"No!" I knelt beside Anthony and was worried sick by what I saw. The gash on his forehead was worse than I'd realized. His hairline was sticky with blood. His skin was pale and clammy.
Athena bit her lips in worry over the state of her son.
Grover and I exchanged nervous looks. Then an idea came to me. "Tyson, the Fleece. Can you get it for me?"
"Which one?" Tyson said, looking around at the hundreds of sheep.
"In the tree!" I said. "The gold one!"
"Oh. Pretty. Yes."
"Oh, I see—since he is a Cyclops, the sheep might not attack him," Hades said.
Tyson lumbered over, careful not to step on the sheep. If any of us had tried to approach the Fleece, we would've been eaten alive, but I guess Tyson smelled like Polyphemus, because the flock didn't bother him at all. They just cuddled up to him and bleated affectionately, as though they expected to get sheep treats from the big wicker basket. Tyson reached up and lifted the Fleece off its branch. Immediately the leaves on the oak tree turned yellow. Tyson started wading back toward me, but I yelled, "No time! Throw it!"
The gold ram skin sailed through the air like a glittering shag Frisbee. I caught it with a grunt.
A few of the gods applauded.
It was heavier than I'd expected—sixty or seventy pounds of precious gold wool.
Everyone was surprised that the girl was able to lift it.
"She's strong," Heracles stated. "The training paid off."
I spread it over Anthony, covering everything but his face, and prayed silently to all the gods I could think of, even the ones I didn't like.
Please. Please.
Please work, Athena pleaded in her mind.
The color returned to his face. His eyelids fluttered open. The cut on his forehead began to close. He saw Grover and said weakly, "You're not... married?"
All the deities except Poseidon and Loki were glad Anthony had woken up.
Damn, I wish he never opened his eyes, Loki thought darkly, scowling.
Grover grinned. "No. My friends talked me out of it."
"Anthony," I said, "just lay still."
But despite our protests he sat up, and I noticed that the cut on his face was almost completely healed. He looked a lot better. In fact, he shimmered with health, as if someone had injected him with glitter.
Meanwhile, Tyson was starting to have trouble with the sheep. "Down!" he told them as they tried to climb him, looking for food. A few were sniffing in our direction. "No, sheepies. This way! Come here!"
They heeded him, but it was obvious they were hungry, and they were starting to realize Tyson didn't have any treats for them. They wouldn't hold out forever with so much fresh meat nearby.
"We have to go," I said. "Our ship is..." The Queen Anne's Revenge was a very long way away. The shortest route was across the chasm, and we'd just destroyed the only bridge. The only other possibility was through the sheep.
"Yeah, that's a problem," Buddha mused as he nibbled on a Pocky.
"Tyson," I called, "can you lead the flock as far away as possible?"
"The sheep want food."
"I know! They want people food! Just lead them away from the path. Give us time to get to the beach. Then join us there."
Tyson looked doubtful, but he whistled. "Come, sheepies! Um, people food this way!"
He jogged off into the meadow, the sheep in pursuit.
"Keep the Fleece around you," I told Anthony. "Just in case you're not fully healed yet. Can you stand?"
He tried, but his face turned pale again. "Ohh. Not fully healed."
Zeus frowned. "I guess the Fleece isn't fast enough to heal him completely."
Clarisse dropped next to him and felt his chest, which made Anthony gasp.
Athena glared at the image of Ares's daughter on the screen, her eyes narrowing at Anthony's pained expression.
"Ribs broken," Clarisse said. "They're mending, but definitely broken."
"How can you tell?" I asked.
Clarisse glared at me. "Because I've broken a few, runt! I'll have to carry him."
Now it was Poseidon's turn to glare at Ares's daughter for glaring at Percy.
Before I could argue, Clarisse picked up Anthony like a sack of flour and lugged him down to the beach. Grover and I followed.
Dionysus whistled. "Wow, Ares—your daughter is quite strong, effortlessly lifting that boy."
Ares wore a prideful expression. "That's my daughter."
As soon as we got to the edge of the water, I concentrated on the Queen Anne's Revenge. I willed it to raise anchor and come to me. After a few anxious minutes, I saw the ship rounding the tip of the island.
"Incoming!" Tyson yelled. He was bounding down the path to join us, the sheep about fifty yards behind, bleating in frustration as their Cyclops friend ran away without feeding them.
"They probably won't follow us into the water," I told the others. "All we have to do is swim for the ship."
"With Anthony like this?" Clarisse protested.
"We can do it," I insisted. I was starting to feel confident again. I was back in my home turf—the sea. "Once we get to the ship, we're home free."
We almost made it, too.
We were just wading past the entrance to the ravine, when we heard a tremendous roar and saw Polyphemus, scraped up and bruised but still very much alive, his baby-blue wedding outfit in tatters, splashing toward us with a boulder in each hand.
Scene end.
"Oh shit! Your other son is actually alive, Poseidon!" Zeus exclaimed.
Chapter 69: *I Go Down With The Ship
Chapter Text
"He is not my son!" Poseidon bellowed, his voice thunderous enough to shake the chamber. "That abomination, Polyphemus, is not my child!"
Zeus narrowed his eyes, stepping closer as if to provoke him. "You called Tyson an abomination before... is he still not your son?"
Poseidon's glare turned chilling, his aura radiating raw fury. He felt the urge to leap from his throne and strike Zeus where he sat.
But Rhea's voice cut through the tension, sharp and commanding. "Poseidon! You better not attack your brother again!"
New title on the screen:
I Go Down With The Ship
A ripple of concern passed through the gods as they exchanged uneasy glances.
Poseidon's jaw tightened. "Percilla... don't do anything reckless."
Hades narrowed his eyes. "Going down with the ship... she's continuing to risk her life."
"You'd think he'd run out of rocks," I muttered.
"Swim for it!" Grover said.
He and Clarisse plunged into the surf. Anthony hung on to Clarisse's neck and tried to paddle with one hand, the wet Fleece weighing him down.
Certain gods—Poseidon, Anubis, and Loki—laughed or smirked darkly at his predicament, silently wishing he would drown beneath its weight.
Athena, Hestia, Leto, and Rhea watched the screen with worried eyes.
But the monster's attention wasn't on the Fleece.
"You, young Cyclops!" Polyphemus roared. "Traitor to your kind!"
Tyson froze.
"Don't listen to him!" I pleaded. "Come on."
I pulled Tyson's arm, but I might as well have been pulling a mountain. He turned and faced the older Cyclops. "I am not a traitor."
"You serve mortals!" Polyphemus shouted. "Thieving humans!"
Polyphemus threw his first boulder. Tyson swatted it aside with his fist.
"Not a traitor," Tyson said. "And you are not my kind."
The gods cheered at Tyson's words.
Zeus boomed with laughter. "That's the spirit, boy! Defiance worthy of Olympus!"
Ares grinned savagely. "Ha! Now that's what I like to hear—smash his face in, kid!"
Hephaestus chuckled proudly. "Strong words, well-forged. The lad's got iron in his heart."
Dionysus raised his brows. "He got a backbone. This just got more entertaining."
Poseidon's face remained expressionless, but a glint flickered in his eyes as he watched Tyson.
"Death or victory!" Polyphemus charged into the surf, but his foot was still wounded. He immediately stumbled and fell on his face. That would've been funny, except he started to get up again, spitting salt water and growling.
Poseidon sneered at the Cyclops' (he would never call it his son) pathetic display.
Many gods laughed mockingly.
"Percy!" Clarisse yelled. "Come on!"
They were almost to the ship with the Fleece. If I could just keep the monster distracted a little longer ...
"Go," Tyson told me. "I will hold Big Ugly."
"No! He'll kill you." I'd already lost Tyson once. I wasn't going to lose him again. "We'll fight him together."
All signs of amusement in the room vanished at the thought of Percy losing Tyson again—especially on Poseidon's face.
"Together," Tyson agreed.
I drew my sword.
Polyphemus advanced carefully, limping worse than ever. But there was nothing wrong with his throwing arm. He chucked his second boulder. I dove to one side, but I still would've been squashed if Tyson's fist hadn't blasted the rock to rubble.
As usual, everyone's expressions were a mix of worry and anxiety for Percy and Tyson's safety.
I willed the sea to rise. A twenty-foot wave surged up, lifting me on its crest. I rode toward the Cyclops and kicked him in the eye, leaping over his head as the water blasted him onto the beach.
Zeus's eyes widened. "Oh, my heavens... to command the sea so effortlessly is truly formidable!"
Hades leaned back, smirking. "The way my niece wields the ocean... it is artistry in motion."
Beelzebub chuckled, tilting his head. "Ah, the raw force of creation itself obeying her call. How... delightfully chaotic."
Poseidon's lips curved in the faintest shadow of a smile. Well done, my Percilla, he thought.
Ares grinned, eyes glittering. "Look at that footwork! Each strike is precise and lethal!"
Thor nodded in agreement. "Her body is a weapon, as her will is a storm."
Cú Chulainn's lips twitched in approval. "Precision, speed, and instinct—all entwined. Few mortals could match her."
"Destroy you!" Polyphemus spluttered. "Fleece stealer!"
"What an idiot," Loki muttered, shaking his head with a dark, amused smile.
"You stole the Fleece!" I yelled. "You've been using it to lure satyrs to their deaths!"
"So? Satyrs good eating!"
"He should come here and eat the Satyrs," Apollo commented without thinking.
"NO!" Poseidon glared icily at his nephew.
The god of the sun gulped hard, his face paling with fear.
"The Fleece should be used to heal! It belongs to the children of the gods!"
"I am a child of the gods!" Polyphemus swiped at me, but I sidestepped. "Father Poseidon, curse this thief!" He was blinking hard now, like he could barely see, and I realized he was targeting by the sound of my voice.
"Good observation," Buddha remarked.
"Poseidon won't curse me," I said, backing up as the Cyclops grabbed air. "I'm his child, too. He won't play favorites."
Polyphemus roared. He ripped an olive tree out of the side of the cliff and smashed it where I'd been standing a moment before. "Humans not the same! Nasty, tricky, lying!"
Grover was helping Anthony aboard the ship. Clarisse was waving frantically at me, telling me to come on.
Tyson worked his way around Polyphemus, trying to get behind him.
"Young one!" the older Cyclops called. "Where are you? Help me!"
Tyson stopped.
"You weren't raised right!" Polyphemus wailed, shaking his olive tree club. "Poor orphaned brother! Help me!"
"Do not help that abomination, Tyson!" Poseidon shouted.
No one moved. No sound but the ocean and my own heartbeat. Then Tyson stepped forward, raising his hands defensively. "Don't fight, Cyclops brother. Put down the—"
Polyphemus spun toward his voice.
"Tyson!" I shouted.
All the gods let out a gasp.
The tree struck him with such force it would've flattened me into a Percy pizza with extra olives. Tyson flew backward, plowing a trench in the sand. Polyphemus charged after him, but I shouted, "No!" and lunged as far as I could with Riptide. I'd hoped to sting Polyphemus in the back of the thigh, but I managed to leap a little bit higher.
"Blaaaaah!" Polyphemus bleated just like his sheep, and swung at me with his tree.
"PERCY!!!" Poseidon and the rest of the deities yelled, their voices thunderous with panic and fury as the Cyclops' tree swung dangerously close.
I dove, but still got raked across the back by a dozen jagged branches. I was bleeding and bruised and exhausted.
Poseidon's fists clenched tightly, his aura causing the room to chill. "How dare that Cyclops touch my daughter!" he roared, eyes burning with a cold fury. "Percilla, fight back! Show him the power of the sea!"
Hades' voice was icy, each word a blade. "Insolent beast! You dare strike my niece? Percy, crush him—leave nothing but regret in his wake!"
Zeus slammed a fist against the arm of his throne. "This is unacceptable! Percy, rise—don't let him have a single inch!"
Artemis hissed through gritted teeth, eyes glinting with wrath. "This... this is unforgivable. Percy, hold strong. He will regret touching you."
Hestia's expression was tightly controlled, but her words were like molten fire. "Fight, Percy! Fight for your life!"
Polyphemus swung the tree again, but this time I was ready. I grabbed a branch as it passed, ignoring the pain in my hands as I was jerked skyward, and let the Cyclops lift me into the air. At the top of the arc I let go and fell straight against the giant's face—landing with both feet on his already damaged eye.
Some of the gods cringed, wincing as Percilla's feet crashed into the Cyclops' already battered eye.
Polyphemus yowled in pain. Tyson tackled him, pulling him down. I landed next to them—sword in hand, within striking distance of the monster's heart. But I locked eyes with Tyson, and I knew I couldn't do it. It just wasn't right.
WHAT?!" Poseidon exclaimed. "No, Percilla! Kill him!"
"Yeah, kill him!" Loki, Anubis, Ares, and Cú Chulainn shouted in unison.
"Let him go," I told Tyson. "Run."
With one last mighty effort, Tyson pushed the cursing older Cyclops away, and we ran for the surf.
Poseidon and many of the other gods couldn't believe she had remained merciful to the Cyclops, even though he had, before, tricked her into thinking he wouldn't kill her.
"I will smash you.'" Polyphemus yelled, doubling over in pain. His enormous hands cupped over his eye.
Tyson and I plunged into the waves.
"Where are you?" Polyphemus screamed. He picked up his tree club and threw it into the water. It splashed off to our right.
I summoned up a current to carry us, and we started gaining speed. I was beginning to think we might make it to the ship, when Clarisse shouted from the deck, "Yeah, Jackson! In your face, Cyclops!"
"NO!" the gods shouted.
Ares smacked his forehead at his daughter's yelling, knowing it would attract the Cyclops.
Shut up, I wanted to yell.
"Rarrr!" Polyphemus picked up a boulder. He threw it toward the sound of Clarisse's voice, but it fell short, narrowly missing Tyson and me.
Poseidon gritted his teeth as the boulder came perilously close to hitting Percilla and his son.
Rhea, Hera, Hestia, Aphrodite, and the other goddesses clutched their chests, as if they were about to have heart attacks.
"Yeah, yeah!" Clarisse taunted. "You throw like a wimp! Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!"
"Your daughter needs to learn how to be quiet, Ares!" Zeus snapped, his voice sharp.
Ares nodded, frowning. "Yeah, I know, Father."
"Clarisse!" I yelled, unable to stand it. "Shut up!"
Too late. Polyphemus threw another boulder, and this time I watched helplessly as it sailed over my head and crashed through the hull of the Queen Anne's Revenge.
All the gods' eyes widened at the damage to the ship.
You wouldn't believe how fast a ship can sink. The Queen Anne's Revenge creaked and groaned and listed forward like it was going down a playground slide.
"I think they've just lost what may have been their only escape!" Apollo exclaimed.
I cursed, willing the sea to push us faster, but the ship's masts were already going under.
"Dive!" I told Tyson. And as another rock sailed over our heads, we plunged underwater.
My friends were sinking fast, trying to swim, without luck, in the bubbly trail of the ship's wreckage.
The tension in the chamber was so thick, it felt as if a knife could slice through the air.
Not many people realize that when a ship goes down, it acts like a sinkhole, pulling down everything around it. Clarisse was a strong swimmer, but even she wasn't making any progress.
Grover frantically kicked with his hooves. Anthony was hanging on to the Fleece, which flashed in the water like a wave of new pennies.
I swam toward them, knowing that I might not have the strength to pull my friends out.
Worse, pieces of timber were swirling around them; none of my power with water would help if I got whacked on the head by a beam.
We need help, I thought.
Yes. Tyson's voice, loud and clear in my head.
The unexpected intrusion in the girl's mind surprised everyone.
I looked over at him, startled. I'd heard Nereids and other water spirits speak to me underwater before, but it never occurred to me ... Tyson was a son of Poseidon. We could communicate with each other.
"Of course they can communicate telepathically with each other," Hades said, nodding.
Rainbow, Tyson said.
"Rainbow?" Then, eyes widening as he remembered, Zeus exclaimed, "Oh—it's the hippocampus!"
I nodded, then closed my eyes and concentrated, adding my voice to Tyson's: RAINBOW! We need you!
Immediately, shapes shimmered in the darkness below—three horses with fish tails, galloping upward faster than dolphins. Rainbow and his friends glanced in our direction and seemed to read our thoughts. They whisked into the wreckage, and a moment later burst upward in a cloud of bubbles—Grover, Anthony, and Clarisse each clinging to the neck of a hippocampus.
Rainbow, the largest, had Clarisse. He raced over to us and allowed Tyson to grab hold of his mane. His friend who bore Anthony did the same for me.
Relieved sighs rippled through the gods, most notably from Poseidon, Athena, and Ares.
We broke the surface of the water and raced away from Polyphemus's island. Behind us, I could hear the Cyclops roaring in triumph, "I did it! I finally sank Nobody!"
Zeus, Loki, Anubis, Shiva, Cú Chulainn, and Sun Wukong let out snickers.
I hoped he never found out he was wrong.
We skimmed across the sea as the island shrank to a dot and then disappeared.
"Thank the heavens they made it out," Rhea muttered.
"Did it," Anthony muttered in exhaustion. "We ..."
He slumped against the neck of the hippocampus and instantly fell asleep.
I didn't know how far the hippocampi could take us. I didn't know where we were going. I just propped up Anthony so he wouldn't fall off, covered him in the Golden Fleece that we'd been through so much to get, and said a silent prayer of thanks.
Which reminded me ... I still owed the gods a debt.
"You're a genius," I told Anthony quietly.
Then I put my head against the Fleece, and before I knew it, I was asleep, too.
Scene end.
"Was that debt about when she prayed to the gods before?" Dionysus asked.
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