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There once was a young boy named Fooshy Potter. As a wee little half-british boy (he was half british by the way) Fooshie was obsessed with the worldwide famous k-pop star, the Onceler. He wanted to kiss him and hug him and become his best friend. Though, this love was forbidden, because Fooshi had a nickname you might recognize, the Lorax (this is a completely normal nickname for him to have had, don’t ask why that was his nickname).
Anyway, Fooshiji attended a wizarding school called Hoggywog. He also may or may not have been a vampire, but that’s a story for another time. When Fooshwee Potter had applied for Hoggywog Wizarding Academy, he didn’t think that he could ever be Brittish enough to be accepted, knowing that he was only ½ British. But he was because he’s super cool and awesome.
Fushi was walking down the hallway of Hoggywog when someone yelled out “Oi Potter!”. He turned to see the Onceler Malfoy behind him. The Onceler Malfoy was his worst enemy. He was tall and blonde but also Brunette. He was always making fun of Foosho for not being British enough.
“Hey, half-brit loser. I’m surprised you’re even in this school despite only being half British,” the Onceler smirked.
“You suck,” Phooshee told Malfoy, flipping him off. “Go bully some more trees,” he added, absolutely obliterating Malfoy with his top ten most epic Fortnite burn. By the way, they hated each other because the Onceler hated trees and Fushee liked trees.