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Eclipse groaned as he felt the tiny hands of the little demons he so unfortunately has to utter dismay of calling his little brothers poking at his back, oh and Lunar too, great
"Ugh…oh my God- WHAT!?" Eclipse yelled as he sat up, looking down at the little fucking demons that somehow got into his room even though he was SURE he locked it!
" We want McDonald’s” Bloodmoon said first, Their stupid eyes looking up at Eclipse with a stupid fucking adorable-ish pleading glare
"What- what time even is it-" Eclipse said, rubbing his eyes as he looked at his internal clock
[3:25am]
"…no" Eclipse immediately denied as he looked at the gremlin demons
"AW COME ONNNNN!!" Lunar whined as he repeatedly smacked Eclipses arm, in which he gave a unamused stare back
"No, its too fucking late for that"
"Please?"
"No"
"Please?"
"No"
"Please, Uglier Sun man" "Yeah! Pretty please, uglier Sun man!"
"…" Not only was he tired and annoyed, he was now tired,annoyed, and offended
"Still no" Eclipse shook his head as he flopped back onto his bed
"PLEASEEEE, WE'RE HUNGRYYY"
"get Sun to cook you something"
"BRO SLEEPS LIKE A FUCKING BEAR IN HIBERNATION, HE WON'T WAKE UP"
"then get Moon to do it"
"BRO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK"
"you're just making excuses"
"PLEASEEEEEE"
"nope"
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Eclipse couldn't believe hes standing in a fucking McDonald's, in his fucking pajamas, fucking annoying demons somehow convinced him
"Alright what the fuck do you gremlins want"
"a big Mac"
"Fatass"
"FUCK YOU"
"What about you, Dracula ripoffs"
"Nuggies" "CHIMKEN NUGGIES" "And a happy meal" "OH OH! THAT TOO! WITH A TOY!"
"…fucking big backs" Eclipse muttered as he walked towards the cash register
"Hello welcome to McDonald's what can I get you?"
"Can I get one big mac, one 20 piece chicken nuggets and a happy meal, make sure to include the toy"
The worker nodded as they placed in the order "Will that be all Sir?"
"Bold of you to assume I'm a Man, but uhh-" Eclipse looks behind him at the fatass fucking gremlin demons playing in the play area "Add a side of medium sized Fry's aswell, and three milkshakes, one strawberry and the other two chocolate flavors"
"Alrighty, your children eat quite the bunch huh?" The worker chuckled as they rang Eclipse up
"Those fucking fatasses aren't my children, they're the small fucking demons I have the misfortune of calling my little brothers" Eclipse immediately said as he pulled out his wallet, using Moons credit card of course
"Oh! Apologies, it's just they looked quite a lot like you" The worker apologized sheepishly "that'll be a total of 48.37$"
"It's fine" Eclipse said as he held out Moons credit card
The worker handed Eclipse his receipt as he walked over to the waiting area
The worker walked out with the food, placing the tray on the table, Walking back to get the drinks
"Thanks" Eclipse said as he held the food tray
"HEY FATASSES, ONE OF YOU HELP ME WITH THE DRINKS" Eclipse yelled loudly, Bloodmoon being the one who heard him from all the way from the Playpen as they dashed over and held the drinks in their hands
Eclipse set the food down on the table as Bloodmoon set the drinks down next to the tray
"LUNAR GET YOUR FATASS OVER HERE, FOODS HERE"
"FUCK YEAHHH" Lunar yelled as he ran down from the playpen and immediately took his seat, grabbing his big Mac and immediately chomping on it
"…disgusting" Eclipse muttered under his breath
Bloodmoon split into two as Manic took their seat next to Lunar and chomped on their nuggies aswell, Harvest sitting next to Manic as they ate what was in their happy meal
“this toy sucks ass” Harvest said as they played with the cheap Thomas the train fucking ripoff toy
"Real" Manic said as they stuffed their face with their nuggies
"Dumbfuck- fucking calm down you're gonna fucking choke-" Eclipse said as he grabbed a napkin and wiped Manics mouth
"Fuck off"
"Lol, Eclipse acting like a mom caught in 4k" Lunar snickered
"Go fuck yourself, Nicocadoavocado Junior"
"HWAT-"
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After the FATASSES had their fill, The three(technically four) walked back to the daycare
"Bloodmoon where the fuck are you going, daycares this way" Eclipse said as Bloodmoon suspiciously tried to head to the movie theater instead
" NUNYA BUSINESS!" Bloodmoon yelled as they scramed to the Theater
"…what"
"They're probably going to make out with Pollux lol-"
"Who?" Eclipse looked at Lunar with a wtf expression
"Oh right- yk those astral things you were freaking about in the past? Well one- technically two of them came to earth because of my powers and well, one of them being Pollux who I just mentioned kinda took a liking to Bloodmoon and yeah they just started dating and stuff"
Eclipse looked at Lunar with a dumbfounded expression
"…At least the dumbfucks aren't dating a boy-"
"Well technically Astrals don't have genders"
"is that so?"
"Yeah, anyways why're you so relieved it's not a boy Bloodmoons dating"
"Because, Boys are assholes"
"But im dating a man"
"Oh poor him"
"WHA-"