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Gob caught a piece of popcorn that Tony had thrown, feeling it melt on his tongue.
Maybe it was the wine, but Gob was finding it really easy to "pretend" to be gay. Tony was this beautiful man with a stupid beard who was a great magician and Gob was just...
A guy who got kicked out of the Alliance.
But their giggling died down and they found themselves closer than ever. Tony took note of how Gob's blue eyes caught the light and the faint smell of lighter fluid that always seemed to be present.
Their lips brushed and Gob was ready to tangle his hand in Tony's hair when the phone rang.
"Getaway, Getaway..."
He frowned, grabbing his phone from the couch.
"What?" he shouted into it, "I'm kinda busy right now, Michael!"
Michael said something back Tony couldn't quite catch, but Gob replied with:
"I'm with my kinda famous-y right now. Oh, you are too? Then hang up!"
Gob hung up, turned off his ringer, and set his phone on the table.
"Sorry about that, it was my brother," Gob tried to avoid eye contact.
"It's okay."
A few moments passed before either of them said anything. Gob could've sworn he was straight. He loved sex with women, but he couldn't help but wonder (haha) what sex with Tony was like.
"So..." they said at the same time, making them both laugh.
"You go first," Gob smiled.
"We uh... We almost kissed, didn't we?"
He nodded, "yeah, if it wasn't for Michael."
"Do you wanna," why was Tony nervous? He was Tony frickin' Wonder! Was almost kissing a dude really enough to shake him up like this? He gulped, "Do you wanna try again?"
Gob's eyes went wide, "Yeah, I mean, if you wanna."
Tony pushed Gob onto the couch and got on top of him, leaning down until Gob could feel his beard on his chin. Their lips finally connected and Gob's hands found their place on Tony's waist, trying to pull him even closer.
For a fake gay guy, Gob sure was having a lot of fun kissing Tony.
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Gob threw open the door to the penthouse, "Michael!" he called.
He walked out of the kitchen, "what, Gob? What do you want?" he demanded.
"So, I'm gonna tell you who my someone famous-y is, but you can't tell anyone. I don't think Lindsay has any room to judge because she was with Tobias, but I'll get to my least favorite family members later."
"Gob, it's five AM, just spit it out!"
"My someone famous-y is Tony Wonder!"
"Him?"
He sputtered, "yes, him!"
"How did that happen?"
"Well, I was at the Gothic Castle to see him perform and we started talking after and the other day I went to the wrong Little Ballroom by accident, which is where we saw each other and got into that fight that didn't hurt, then I went back to his place an-"
"I don't need any more details than that, Gob. You're my brother and I love you, but hearing you graphically describe the sex you just had is not a five AM activity." he took a sip of his coffee.
"We didn't have sex."
Michael spit out his coffee, "You didn't?"
Gob shook his head.
He shrugged, "good for you."
"Who's your someone famous-y?"
"She's Ron Howard's daughter, she's dating George Michael, and she broke up with me."
"In that order?"
"Yep."