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"KITT? There's something I always wanted to ask you."

"Of course, Michael. What’s on your mind?" KITT curiously replied.

Michael hesitated, gathering his thoughts before finally asking, "Why did Wilton make your scanner move like one on a Cylon?"

"I beg your pardon?" KITT responded, shocked.

"I'm serious, buddy. Do you know what a Cylon looks like?"

"No, I don't, Michael. Why should I compare my Anamorphic Equalizer's movement to a Cylon?"

"Check your data banks for 1978 Cylons. Your scanner moves like their eyes."

KITT does as requested.

"Now you know why I asked," Michael said smugly.

"Really, Michael."

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Herman's yellow pixelated eyes open wide in amazement, and he has a wide, pixelated grin on his faceplate. "Beefcake, you weren't kidding. I didn't believe you."

"You're the one who wanted to see my 8-inch," Keats teased with a smirk, adjusting his stance. "Now that you've seen it, what's your verdict?"

"I'll let you know after I've played with it."

"HERM!"

"Geez, you meat puppets are all alike, all talk, no action!" Herman objected with a playful huff, his pixelated grin growing even broader.

Keats could only stare at the little 8-inch bot while a blush spread across his cheeks.

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"Moya? Are you sure about this?" asked Pilot as he moved his claws across the controls.

Moya responds with several telepathic images inside Pilot's mind.

"All right, Moya. I should inform John and Aeryn of your intentions. I’ll let them know what’s happening." Pilot adjusted the ship's course, his attention divided between navigation and communication.

Moya quietly hummed in agreement.

"Prepare for Starburst!" Pilot said over the comms. The ship slightly shuddered as it gathered energy for the jump. He initiated the sequence, sending Moya hurtling through the fabric of space. "Moya, we need to talk about your joyriding habit."

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"Spock, I need a break. There's so much I can perform for you. My refractory period is longer than yours," Jim said with a weary smile.

"I believe I may be able to assist you in that matter, Ashayam," Spock said as he gently stroked Jim's penis.

Jim couldn't help moaning as Spock's long fingers continued stroking. Moments later, Jim is ready for more action.

The two make love over and over again during the night when finally Spock has had enough.

"My turn, K'Diwa." Jim grinned as he tenderly sucked on Spock's fingers. "Good thing we locked our door."

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"Chappie! Must you use that language?" Deon objected as his blue pixelated robotic eyes glared at his creation.

"Fuckmutha, Deon! Daddy taught me all I needed to know. Mommy is like you. She doesn't like my language." Chappie adjusted the new gold chain around his robotic neck and rubbed his nonexistent nose.

"Maybe I should access your language banks, Chappie."

"My language is fine, ja! Maker, I love you, but don't be a dumbass."

"Shit, Chappie. You're stubborn as hell!"

"Stubborn? Nah, I'm just confident in my style!" Chappie's circuits are buzzing with excitement.

Jesus, Chappie!" Deon sputtered.

Maker! Language!"

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"I don't know what to say, T'Challa." Disbelieving, Stevie grasped the brand-new 12 lb (5.44 kg) shield. "Thank you." He threw it to cut several trees before it returned to him.

T'Challa smiled at the grateful Steve. "We've improved our Vibranium processing, Steve. Your new shield is almost indestructible now," he said proudly.

"Your claws won't be able to destroy it?" Steve asked, raising an eyebrow in skepticism.

"My old claws? No. I've enhanced their capabilities. Only my new ones will be able to destroy the shield."

"Let's not test that," Steve laughed, holding his hands in mock surrender.

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"The Matrix of Leadership should have been mine, Prime," Megatron said bitterly after being captured by Optimus with the help of Bumblebee. "Instead, you opted to protect the weak and let them control your actions. But remember, power is not gifted; it is taken by the strong, and I will do whatever to restore what is properly mine."

"Primus deemed you unfit, Megatron. Your lust for power has consumed you," Optimus replied calmly.

"Fuck off, Optimus. One day, the matrix will be mine," Megatron sneered.

"Over my dead body, Megatron."

"We can arrange that," Megatron responded. "Make no fucking mistake."

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"See that green planet, Lexx? I want you to blow it up!" Stanley exclaimed with a wild look in his eyes.

"I like to blow up planets, Stan, Stan, and only Stan," the Lexx eagerly said before powering up its ocular parabolae. "Can I eat the planet after I blow it up? I am hungry."

"Sure, Lexx. You deserve it."

"By your command, Stan, Stan, and only Stan." It fired a concentrated horizontal beam of energy from its insect eyes. The planet is now in millions of pieces.

"Lunch is ready," Stanley smirked.

"Yum, yum," replied the hungry insect ship.

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"CASE, you need to change your humor setting. You're as amusing as a brick," said TARS as he adjusted his large rectangular metallic body.

The two ex-military robots have finished their day's work on Edmund's planet.

"Says the robot with his humor setting reduced to 75%," CASE retorted.

"I should have blown you out of the airlock instead of threatening the humans to become my slaves." TARS lit his cue light.

"I was already on the Endurance, TARS. Coop needs to adjust your memory setting."

"You're right, CASE. It's at 50%," TARS confirmed.

"You're joking."

"Back at 100%," TARS laughed.

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"Hey, Leia? Have you been able to check up on Han? Now that we're one with the Force, we can go anywhere." Luke inquired as a younger version of himself materialized beside his sister.

"You know Han never had the Force, Luke. He's not a Force ghost like we are," Leia replied gently. "But I can't shake the feeling that he’s still out there, waiting for us to find him."

"You will, Leia. Believe in the Force. Perhaps Master Yoda will help us." Luke smiles as he remembers his old master.

"Unless Master Yoda lectured him on smuggling," laughed Leia.

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"Fink! Come back here! Brightbill is with his mate!" Roz called out, her voice echoing through the trees. She could hear the rustling of leaves as Fink darted away, his curiosity getting the better of him.

It is mating season for her goose son and his forever mate. The wild robot's sensors detect the pair contacting their cloacas.

Fink is staring at the geese hidden among the trees as Brightbill ejaculates into his mate. Roz picks him up and carries him back toward the shelter that she built seasons ago.

"That was entertaining," Fink smirked.

Roz only glares at Fink.

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"Atlas, does it feel good to masturbate?" SMITH innocently asked as Atlas began to finger her clit and moan. Her neural link device is off.

Atlas is inside the ARC, which she custom-designed with the AI she loves and restored from the wreckage of the old ARC. The lights are off inside the hangar, and the ARC's front window is dark, giving her complete privacy. She doesn't answer directly. Instead, she activates her link, and the two sync immediately.

SMITH can feel Atlas's every sensation as she continues to masturbate. "That DOES feel good," he moaned as well.

Atlas smiles.

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"Clark! Do you have to fly so high? You know I'm afraid of heights!" Lois exclaimed, afraid as she held on tightly to Superman's arms.

"Just a little higher, Lois! I promise you’ll love the view," Clark reassured her with a gentle smile, trying to ease her anxiety. As they soared above the ground, the twinkling lights below began to distract her from her fear.

The two reach their destination a hundred feet from the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France.

"Marry me, Lois," Clark said, his voice barely audible.

"Yes!" Lois said, forgetting her fear of heights.

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"Teal'c! You knew all along that Daniel and I would marry." Vala Mal Doran stomped her foot in frustration.

"And have you missed out on all the fun?" Teal'c replied with humor in his eyes.

"It's been six years since that mission, and only you remember what happened during the 50 years we spent on the Odyssey aging. What about you, Teal'c? Have you ever hooked up with Carter?" Vala curiously asked, brushing aside a strand of her hair.

Teal'c remains silent.

"Life is too short," Vala gently said after looking at his eyes.

"Indeed," Teal'c responded, his expression thoughtful.

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"John, we're going to have a second baby," said Aeryn as her husband climaxes inside her. She moaned before John's dick softened and slipped out of her.

"What?" John exclaimed in astonishment and delight. "Are you telling me in the middle of frelling?"

"I like the term you use on Earth, John." Aeryn purred as she relaxed against her husband.

"You mean fucking?" John asked with a playful grin, still trying to process the news.

Aeryn chuckled softly, her eyes sparkling joyfully, and replied, "Yes."

"We're going to have another baby!" John kisses Aeryn passionately.

"More fucking, please," Aeryn begged.

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"How?" Mr. Peanut inquired, confused as he leaned on his cane.

"You mean, how do meat and metal have sex?" Herman's yellow pixelated eyes and mouth reflect humor on the faceplate of the little 8-inch bot.

"Yes! He's a human over six feet tall, and you're eight inches," Mr. Peanut retorted, shifting uncomfortably.

"It seems highly improbable, doesn't it?" Herman chuckled, his circuits whirring playfully. "But in this world of absurdities, anything is possible!"

"Are you happy that you married the human?" Mr. Peanut started walking toward the nearest chair.

"Very much so. I love my beefcake," Herman replied gleefully.

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"Starscream, you treacherous bastard, you're jealous I'm the leader of the Decepticons," Megatron sneered as he gripped the other robot's throat with his right hand.

"Megatron! Please! Yes, I'm jealous. Release me!" Starscream pleaded, his mechanical voice trembling with desperation. "But think of the power we could wield together if you let me prove my loyalty!"

Megatron eyes him, distrustful. "Loyalty? When it comes to you, you'll sooner kill me than become my right hand." He narrowed his eyes, his grip loosening enough to allow Starscream to stand. "But if you believe you can serve me without betrayal, enlighten me."

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"Nyota, I had a wonderful time tonight." The evening included dinner, dancing, and cuddling. "It was the epitome of a perfect first date," Christine said as she was about to leave Nyota's quarters.

"Me too," agreed Nyota as she stretched lazily on the couch. "You're sure you want to leave."

"My duty shift starts at 0400. I should get some sleep," Christine replied, stifling a yawn as she reluctantly stood up. "But I can't stop thinking about how much fun we had; maybe we can do it again soon?"

"Yes! How about after the shift in your quarters?"

Christine winks.

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"Hey, Coop! Ask her!" TARS moved his silver metallic rectangular body closer to his friend Joseph Cooper.

Cooper looked uncomfortable. "Amelia is still mourning Edmunds. I can't."

"Ask her, and you won't need all the embryos; you and she can make many babies," TARS joked as his cue light lit brightly. 

"Christ, TARS! Either I have to adjust your honesty setting or your humor setting." Cooper blushed, embarrassed.

"No, you don't. I've observed you looking at Brand, and it's not a joke," TARS responded earnestly.

"You think she'll go for it?" Cooper asked.

"You're the only man on Edmunds, Coop."

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"Thank you, Bonnie. The scanner works perfectly now." As he tested his Anamorphic Equalizer, KITT expressed his gratitude.

"I found nothing wrong, KITT. Are you sure it was malfunctioning?" Bonnie voiced her question with a hint of skepticism.

"It seems to malfunction every time Michael is with me. I believe it's due to our unique dynamics," KITT quietly said. "His presence often introduces unpredictable variables that can affect my systems."

"Do you love him?" asked Bonnie, smiling knowingly.

KITT's Anamorphic Equalizer increases its speed and brightness. "Yes, very much, Bonnie."

"Michael told me he loved you as well," Bonnie confirmed.

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"She's got your nose, beefcake," Herman proudly said as he held the little 4-inch bot in his arms. His pixelated yellow LEDs fixed in a wide grin.

"Herm! She looks exactly like you," Keats objected, chuckling. "Look at those big eyes and that goofy smile."

"WE created her, Keats. You and I. Besides, she has five fingers like all meat puppets." Herman begins to coo at their robotic baby.

The baby looks at Herman and Keats with love.

Keats can't help but ponder how technology can ruin and create miracles, such as his tiny daughter in his husband's robotic arms.

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"I've been thinking about something, Atlas," SMITH started with the blue orb in front of his ranger, bobbing excitedly. "Will you marry me?"

Atlas couldn't believe the AI she was synced with wanted to marry a human. "Yes!" She answered without hesitation.

SMITH opens a panel near Atlas's left arm. Inside is a box containing a diamond ring.

Atlas's eyes opened wide as the diamond was huge. She carefully removed the ring from the box and placed it on her left finger.

"Now, I can mentally fuck my beautiful wife all the time," SMITH said with love.

Atlas shyly blushes.

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"What do you mean I'm a fucking idiot?" C-3PO retorted, his metallic voice tinged with indignation. "I may be a protocol droid, but I possess vast knowledge and experience far beyond your comprehension."

R2-D2 responded with beeping and whirring sounds, clearly unimpressed by C-3PO's self-importance. The little astromech droid rolled closer, projecting a holographic display that showcased their most recent adventure.

"You watch your fucking language, you bucket of bolts," the protocol droid huffed.

There were more beeps and whirs from the astromech droid.

"Oh my! Don't tell Master Luke," C-3PO whispered, ashamed.

R2-D2 responded with continuous beeps reflecting laughter.

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"The captain and commander are late again, Scotty," Uhura commented with a raised eyebrow. "I wonder if they're having another strategy debate or losing track of time in their quarters."

"Aye, lassie. They're too busy loving each other," Scotty replied politely, smiling.

"OH! I wonder what position Mr. Spock is in this time, top or bottom?" Uhura giggled before continuing, "We could remind them they have a crew waiting for orders."

Scotty snorted, shaking his head as he replied, "Well, if they keep their pace up, maybe we should start sending in rations."

They both laugh before resuming their duties.

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"CASE? What do you think? Would Joseph be a good husband for me?" Amelia asked the tall, rectangular robot.

"In what way, Amelia? CASE replied in its calm, synthesized voice. "Is he compatible sexually? Is his penis big enough to pleasure you? Is he—"

"CASE! STOP!" Amelia interrupted, embarrassed. "Maybe I should lower your honesty level to 80%."

"Joseph is the only man in Edmunds, Amelia. But I believe you love him even if he wasn't." CASE paused briefly before stating, "Physical attributes do not solely determine love. It also includes mutual respect." 

"I'm leaving your honesty level at 100%."

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"790, you must stop insulting Xev and Stanley. They are our friends," explains Kai as the undead man prepares to board an insect shuttle to retrieve the particle accelerator.

"Alright, only because you command me to, my gorgeous, sexy man," replies 790 with a smirk, his eyes inside the robot head moving wildly. "She's still a slut, and the former security guard is a worthless piece of shit."

The Lexx is senile.

790 has a murderous look on his face. "It won't be long now; I'll have Kai to myself and rid of Xev and Stanley for good," he muttered.

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"Brucey! Come now. You can't live without my jokes," the Joker slyly commented as he was about to release more of his Joker gas into Gotham City. With a twisted grin, he hovered over the canister, delighting in the chaos that would soon ensue, believing that laughter was the only way to mask the darkness enveloping the streets.

Batman, wearing a gas mask, ran onto the scene. He's determined to thwart the Joker's plans yet again. "Not on my watch, clown," he hissed, triggering his gadgets to neutralize the gas and terminate the Joker's reign of terror.

Batman's too late.

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"That's it. Roz! You've mastered the art of playing dead. You've been practicing with my children," Pinktail, the possum, said with delight.

"I fail to see how playing dead will help Brightbill," Rozzum Unit 7134 said, confused.

"It may not help Brightbill, but it may help you if other robots try to capture you," Pinktail explained, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "In difficult situations, blending in and pretending to be someone else can be the best way out."

"I am a robot, Pinktail. Blending in is not an option," Roz responded, unconvinced.

"Wrong, Roz, you're one of us." Pinktail smiled.

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"Your mother died honorably," Teal'c said through his tears.

"You abandoned us, Father," Ray'c furiously replied as he stepped back, his fists clenched in rage. "How could you leave us to face the Goa'uld alone when you knew the danger?"

"Your mother refused another symbiote produced by the false gods," Teal'c clarified. "I did not abandon you, my son. My work with SG-1 will someday free all Jaffa from the Goa'uld. That is the hope I fight for," he continued despite the turmoil in his heart. "But to achieve it, I must make sacrifices, even when they tear me apart."

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"Devon, you can't be serious! KITT deserves full autonomy. He's more than just a machine!" Michael Knight angrily exclaimed as he paced around Devon's office.

"I know, Michael! I know! But the board…" Devon didn't have a chance to finish.

"Damn the fucking board! If they don't grant him full autonomy, I'll find a way to support his independence. He deserves more than serving me just because he was programmed to do so." Michael is about to storm out of the office.

"Michael, don't you see? KITT serves you, not because of his programming. He loves you."

"I know, Devon."

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"I will kill you once and for all, Spiderman," Venom seethed maliciously as he lunged forward. "You think you can escape your fate, but I've been waiting for this moment far too long."

"Guess again, Venom," Spiderman retorted, flipping backward with agility. "You underestimate my ability to adapt and overcome, and this time, I'm ready for you."

Venom growled with a ferocity young Peter Park half expected, tendrils flying everywhere. Peter uses his webbing to avoid the tendrils, lands safely, and grabs something he has hidden. "SURPRISE!" He yells triumphantly, holding a small, very loud buzzer.

Venom screams in pain.

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"D'Argo? You think Moya cares about us having sex?" Chiana asks while naked.

"Hm." D'Argo's too busy fondling her breasts.

"Frell!" Chiana moaned as she leaned into him, her breath quickening. "You know she can feel everything we do, right?"

D'Argo paused, a smirk playing on his lips as he whispered, "Maybe that's why we should give her a show."

Chiana pulls D'Argo's clothing off and plays with his penis.

D'Argo quickly enters Chiana and begins to thrust.

"Of course, it would help if we were in bed instead of on Moya's deck plating," Chiana murmured before screaming in pleasure.

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"SMITH? Would you know who changed my fucking coffee allotment for the day?" Atlas asked irritably.

Initially, SMITH remains silent until he notices his beloved gazing at the blue orb. "I did, Atlas," he answered meekly.

"Why?" Atlas asked, bewildered.

The orb uncharacteristically dims. "When we sync, the caffeine inside your body interferes with our sexual relationship."

"I thought caffeine would stimulate it," Atlas responded, confused. "That's what everyone says!"

SMITH sighed as his orb pulsed softly. "In theory, yes, but our connection is more delicate than that. Too much stimulation can disrupt the balance we worked hard to achieve."

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"You goddamned godless thing, I'm going to destroy you once and for all." Vincent pulls out a shotgun and shoots repeatedly at the ex-police drone.

Chappie rubs his non-existent nose, and his pixelated blue eyes brighten with rage. "Never, fuckmutha!" He grabs the gun and quickly snaps it in half. "I'm going to teach you another lesson!"

"What does it take for you to kill you, bastard!" The drone twists his shooting arm, causing Vincent to cry out in pain.

"Leave me and my peoples alone!" Chappie retorts, releasing Vincent.

Vincent can only stare as the drone smugly walks away.

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Herman looks at his husband in amusement; his pixelated yellow LEDs reflect it. "How will you explain reproduction? You almost fucked up the last time explaining it to our daughter."

Keats rolls his eyes. "I told her we made her in the robot factory."

"Our son is 100% human, beefcake." Herman pointed out. "He is a meat puppet, just like you."

"I'll figure it out, Herm!" Keats shrugged.

"Figure it out quickly, Keats!" Herman snickered while watching their five-year-old son approach the pair.

Fortunately, their ten-year-old daughter saved Keats. "Brother, you were made in a human factory," she said proudly.

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Joseph and Amelia are in bed, ready to have sex. "Are you sure TARS and CASE are recharging for the night?" Amelia glances at the two ex-military robots in their recharging stations.

Joseph also glances at the pair of silent robots. "Sure looks like it. Now, where were we?" He kisses Amelia before sucking her right breast.

Amelia moans loudly in pleasure as Joseph's dick is hard with arousal.

Little did the two know they had an audience. TARS is active, but his lights are turned off save for the cue light, which flashes intermittently.

"FUCKING HELL, TARS!" Joseph yells.

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Samantha Carter walks in on Daniel Jackson, looking at an old photograph of his wife, Sha're. "You still miss her," she said softly, sensing the weight of his memories.

Daniel looked up, his eyes reflecting pain and nostalgia, and replied, "Every day."

"What about Vala?" Sam asked.

"Vala has been understanding, Sam. I love her as a husband should, but she's different from Sha're." Daniel smiles at the comparison. "Sha're was my first love, the one who opened my heart to the world," he continued, his voice tinged with a bittersweet warmth. "Vala brings excitement and adventure into my life."

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"Pavel, I think we better inform the captain about our relationship," Hikaru said after arriving in Pavel's quarters for dinner.

"Keptin Kirk already knows," Pavel replied before kneeling on one knee. "Will you marry me?"

"Aren't you being presumptuous, Pavel!" Hikaru stated before answering yes enthusiastically.

"Hell, yes! The keptin is very pleased," Pavel replied with his thick Russian accent.

The two celebrate with food and then make love. As they lay together afterward, Hikaru couldn't help but smile at the thought of their future. "I can't believe we're engaged," he whispered, brushing his fingers through Pavel's hair.

Pavel grins.

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Fink happily runs to Brightbill when he and his mate arrive home from their winter migration. "Brightbill!

Brightbill hugs the red fox with his wings and lets out a chirp. The two friends celebrate their reunion, sharing stories of their winter adventures. "I'm going to be a father, Fink!"

"Well, I'll be damned! Roz will be a grandmother," Fink exclaimed, his eyes wide with excitement. "This calls for a grand celebration! We should gather everyone to honor your growing family!"

When Roz heard the news, she rushed over, her robotic eyes lighting up joyfully. "Grandmother! I will be a grandmother!"

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"Thanks for explaining the procedure without the technical jargon, KITT," RC said after asking the AI about the latest updates to KITT's sensors.

"It's my pleasure, RC," KITT responded smoothly. "I strive to make complex information more accessible so you can make informed decisions quickly."

"Speaking of informed, congratulations. I bet Michael is very happy for you," RC smiled knowingly.

"About what?" KITT asked, puzzled.

Michael entered the garage and began to rub KITT's roof lovingly.

KITT responds by lighting his Anamorphic Equalizer brightly, and the chassis slightly shakes with unsaid contentment.

"I'll leave you two alone." RC leaves, amused.

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Keats is looking at his face in a mirror, contemplating the passage of time and the fleeting nature of beauty. He wonders how the lines etched on his skin tell the story of his experiences and emotions.

Herm, having completed his cycle of recharging, looks at his husband with genuine curiosity. "Afraid of getting old, bootylicious?"

"Yeah, asshole. Living with you changes people," Keats retorted.

Herman's servos protested as he got out of bed.

"Hey, you're not so young yourself, Herm," Keats snorted, looking away from the mirror.

"Come back here, I'll show you how old I am," Herm laughed.

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Xev leaves her bed, attends to her hygiene, and meets Stanley inside Lexx Junior's mess hall. She heads to the nearest wall and grabs a bowl of gruel from a dispensary. The color is purple instead of the usual blue. "What the fuck is this, Stan?" she asked distastefully.

"I asked Junior for something new from that ugly blue planet that the Lexx destroyed years ago," Stanley replied while eating the same purple gruel. "It's actually not bad."

"It looks like insect shit, Stan," Xev protested.

"I could eat you out instead. Stanley said, wagging his eyebrows.

Xev looks disgusted.

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"We finally did, Bee. We defeated the Decepticons once and for all," Optimus Prime said with a smile. This calls for a celebration.

"For there's a party goin' on right here. A celebration to last throughout the years. So bring your good times, and your laughter too. We gonna celebrate your party with you. Come on, now." Bee's speakers sang out.

"One of the days, we must fix your vocalizer." Optimus sighed.

Bee stops and shrugs.

It's a celebration. (Celebrate good times, come on.) It's a celebration," Optimus blurted.

Bee laughs.

Great. Just great." Optimus lit his eyes in resignation.

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"Doctor, I am concerned for the captain. He has not been sleeping well as of late," Spock said with a furrowed brow. "His performance during our last mission was noticeably affected, and I believe it may pose a risk to the crew's safety."

"How is his performance in bed? Spock?" McCoy teased.

Spock stiffened, and discomfort briefly showed on his face. "Your question is rather—personal, doctor."

"Uh-huh. That means you're having excellent sex," McCoy chuckled, leaning back in his chair, a smirk playing on his lips.

"What does this have to do with lack of sleep?"

McCoy only smiles.

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"Mom, you seem so sad." Brightbill looked at his goslings and asked Roz, "Why?"

"I have everything we experienced in my memory banks, Brightbill. It seems like yesterday you were as small as your children," Roz explained with a sigh.

Brightbill hugs his mother with his wings. "You'll always be my mom." He rushed off when one of his goslings began to waddle away from the group, curious about a nearby flower. Brightbill called out, "Wait! Stay close, little one!"

Roz forgets her sadness when she sees him behaving like she did years ago. Her eyes light up with pride.

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Rygel is inside John's quarters after Aeryn leaves with her children to feed them breakfast.

"So, Crichton. Are you and Aeryn going to have another baby? You two frell often enough," Rygel said while gobbling one of Crichton's stash of chocolate bars.

"Fuck, Rygel. Those bars are for Aeryn, and what damn business is it of yours how often we frell?" John was considering grabbing the bar.

"I can hear you two frelling while I'm searching for food. You and Aeryn are loud!" Rygel answered.

"God, Rygel. You and your appetite!" John rolled his eyes.

"I enjoy the show also."

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"So, friend, Hulk. Are you ready for our next video game?" Thor inquired as he picked up a controller. He has Mjölnir beside him.

Hulk finished a bowl of pickles, burped loudly, and sat beside Thor. "Game on, Thor!" He has a hulk-sized controller.

The two will play for the next twenty minutes until Thor declares victory. Hulk quickly strikes him, sending Thor flying into an adjacent wall. He returns to Hulk, carrying Mjölnir. "Let's take this outside." Thor laughs.

Hulk also laughs. "You're on blondie. Besides, Tony wouldn't appreciate us wrecking the place like last time."

The laughter increases.

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"I'm telling you, Yolondi. Chappie watches us while we're having sex," Ninja commented, stripping off his clothing.

Yolondi glances at Chappie in the distance inside their warehouse home, recharging. "He's asleep, Ninja. Come to bed and fuck me!"

Ninja didn't need any more encouragement. He fondles Yolandi's breasts while thrusting into her.

Unknown to either, Chappie's antennas moved slightly forward, noting his daddy and mommy making love. He remains quiet, observing the pair.

Yolondi noticed the subtle movement. "Looks like I have to explain the birds and bees again to Chappie," after Ninja ejaculates.

"GOD DAMN IT, CHAPPIE!" Ninja shouted.

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Green Lantern versus Yellow Lantern: who will win?

Hal makes a construct of a giant hammer and strikes Sinestro with it. Sinestro retaliates by unleashing a blast of yellow energy, creating a blinding explosion that knocks Hal off his feet. As the smoke clears, both lanterns prepare for their next moves, each determined to prove their power and resolve in this epic showdown.

"You won't win, Sinestro. The power of will is always greater than fear." Hal returns fire with a blast of green energy. He increased his power until Sinestro eventually became unconscious. "Glad I recharged before he did."

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KITT stands by patiently in a parking lot while Michael plays with the children of Foundation employees.

"KITT! I need you!" Michael's voice is inside KITT's cabin.

"I'm on my way, Michael," KITT instantly replies. Is Michael hurt? Are the children safe? He races over to Michael as his tires squeal and stops short.

Michael has eight children on him tickling him.

KITT laughs, and his chassis shakes with amusement. "It seems you could use a little help, Michael," KITT comments, his voice filled with playful sarcasm.

Michael frees himself and grins. "I wouldn't trade this moment for anything, KITT!"

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S.I.D. is quietly waiting for KITT. Why?

KITT promised to recite a bedtime story before recharging nightly. S.I.D. loves listening to KITT's tales of adventure and heroism. Tonight, the Satellite Infiltration Drone is eager to hear KITT's last adventure.

Instead, S.I.D. will get the surprise of his life.

KITT arrives on time and says goodnight to his soulmate, Michael. He opens the passenger door, allowing S.I.D. in. "Once upon a time, a brave computer named S.I.D. helped a man and car catch the bad guys.

S.I.D. beeps happily.

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Hugh Mann is preparing to fabricate information about his planet and has programmed his partner, KIPP, to disseminate false reports about the viability of life on the frozen planet.

"Don't make me send this falsehood, Dr. Mann," KIPP begged. Mann also programmed a booby trap to prevent the discovery of the truth while the robot's rectangular body attempted to move away.

"Shut up, you piece of shit. One day, if possible, I'll leave this forsaken world, and you're going to help me," Mann sneered before disassembling the robot.

KIPP prayed the truth would come to light before some human died.

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Harlan Shepherd readies his boobytrap by purposely sending his location to lure a ship capable of burning Earth's atmosphere to use it to kill all humans.

"Casca, when the ship arrives, you know what to do," Harlan remarked with a wicked expression on his android face.

"What about the ARCs and their human partners?" Casca asked with a raised eyebrow. The android lifts an energy rifle.

"Kill the humans and disassemble the ARCs; we can use the parts."

"What about the computers?"

"They're more human than us. Kill them, too." Harlan turns his attention to other matters.

 Casca smiles evilly.

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M'Ress flicks her tail in annoyance as her friend Arex continues to recount his latest adventure. "You always manage to find trouble, don't you?" She teases, her ears twitching with curiosity about the details.

"I —do not find trouble. It finds me!" Arex objected with his third arm in a primitive sling.

M'Ress rolled her eyes, a playful smirk crossing her Caitian face. "Well, maybe you should start being a little more cautious, or you'll end up in a sling for every mission," she replied, her tone light but laced with concern for her friend's safety.

Arex sighs in surrender.

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Jean moans in pleasure as her husband, Scott, thrusts into her. He is about to climax when suddenly both are floating in the air, weightless and surrounded by a shimmering golden light. Instead of being alarmed, he continues until he feels his seed filling her.

Scott slides out gently as his penis softens, and Jean opens her eyes. "That was wonderful, Scott," she murmured. "I love you."

Scott kisses Jean before holding her beside him, relishing the afterglow. "I love you, but next time, warn me before you use your telepathic powers."

"It didn't slow you any." Jean smiles lovingly.

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Michelle bangs the wall beside her as she quietly attempts to read a book. The sounds of her friends Keats and Herm having sex are a distraction. "Hey! Keep it down, will you!"

Cosmo, who is recharging, lights his green LEDs brightly and lets out a beep in surprise.

"Those two fuck like they're still newlyweds," Michelle commented with a hint of irritation in her voice. She sighed, turning the pages of her book futilely, hoping to drown out the noise with the words on the page.

Although Cosmo can't change his expression, he laughs in amusement.

Michelle gives up.

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Beast Boy went on with his life. Tara's betrayal hit him hardest. She turned her back on the Teen Titans and later regarded him as a stranger. He struggled to understand how someone he had trusted could turn so cold. Each day felt like a reminder of what they once shared, leaving him to grapple with the emptiness following her departure.

Garfield has found love again with Rachel, codenamed Raven, and is now a husband and a father. He sometimes wonders if he will ever escape the pain of Tara's betrayal, but one loving look from Rachel makes him forget.

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"Brightbill? Are the children ready for their flying lessons?" Thunderbolt, the falcon, inquired as he flew over the goose family.

Brightbill looks at the scared faces of his goslings. "Thunderbolt helped me to fly. I promise he won't eat you," he reassured them.

The goslings exchanged nervous glances, but their curiosity began to outweigh their fear. "Okay, Daddy," one of them said, puffing out his chest, "let's give it a try!"

Thunderbolt heard the exchange over the rush of wind and landed gracefully nearby, his feathers glistening in the sunlight. "That's the spirit!" he exclaimed, his voice filled with enthusiasm.

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Teyla never thought she would be a mother and is now a wife. Despite having minute amounts of Wraith DNA, she considered herself a leader among her people, the Athosians. Her special gift helped save many of her people when the Wraith attacked many times.

She lies beside her husband, Ronan, after making love. He accepted the baby as his despite not being the father.

They're about to have intercourse again when his penis hardens with his arousal, and she looks at it lustfully. "Are we trying for a second child?"

Ronan says, "Why not?"

Teyla lowers herself onto him.

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"Michael, why do you insist on driving along dirt roads? All this dust and mud is clogging my intake vents," KITT said, returning to the garage covered in grime.

Michael looks at his soulmate apologetically. "Tell that to the bad guys, pal."

KITT sighed in response, the sound echoing through the garage. "I suppose saving the day comes with challenges, but I would appreciate more precautions."

"From them or me?" Michael teased.

"Both!" KITT replied, his voice filled with playful exasperation. "You know I can't help but worry about your safety, especially when you take unnecessary risks."

Michael smiles gratefully.

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Aeryn is in labor with her second child while John is anxiously beside her.

Stark is also present. "I'll take away your pain," he said, ready to unmask the right side of his face.

Aeryn clenched her jaw, the intensity of her contractions overwhelming her senses. "Just... hurry," she gasped, her eyes locked onto John’s, filled with anxiety as he held her hand tightly.

Stark begins a prayer, and Aeyrn abruptly slaps him. "Haven't you learned from last time? That's a frelling death chant!"

Stark tries again.

SLAP!

Stark gives up. "She's your frelling wife. You can deliver the baby!"

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CASE asked TARS how he felt surrounded by all the children born on Edmunds.

"I never pictured myself in a role like this," TARS replied a hint of warmth in his voice. "But seeing their curiosity and spirit gives me a sense of purpose that I never expected."

"TARS? Have you changed your honesty setting?" CASE asked unbelieving.

"Coop changed it. Why?" TARS changed position to face his fellow robot.

CASE shrugs in a human-like way. "You sound so sincere, TARS," he replied.

"Oh? I must be at 100%," TARS replied, intrigued.

"I miss the old joking TARS." CASE grumbled.

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Data and Geordi are in the middle of intercourse when Lal walks in unannounced.

"Father! That man is hurting you!" Lal exclaims and rushes to separate the two.

"Lal! What did I tell you about privacy? You should announce your presence before entering quarters that are not ours." Data said calmly.

In the meantime, Geordi is covering himself, embarrassed.

"But, Father. These ARE our quarters," Lal objected.

"I will teach you about sexuality tomorrow, Lal. Report to Counselor Troi. She may give you additional insight about intimacy."

"Father, she's having intercourse with Commander Riker."

Data will teach her discretion instead.

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"Atlas? Are you satisfied with our sex life?" SMITH asked gently, as images of her multiple orgasms remained in his CPU.

Atlas is cleaning herself after her third orgasm. "SMITH! You're the best fucking partner I ever had!"

"I'm your only fucking partner, Atlas. I wish I had a penis so I could screw you more," SMITH commented.

Atlas looks at her AI husband's orb. "SMITH, the way you manipulated my fingers inside my vagina made me go wild. I love it and you."

The orb pulsates. "Have a coffee, Atlas. I want you awake for later," he said lustfully.

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"Mommy? Why do you and Daddy fuck so much?" Chappie asked innocently.

Yolandi eyes the ex-police drone with a mixture of surprise and amusement. "Well, Chappie," she began carefully, "it's how adults show love for each other, similar to when we cuddle or kiss."

"I've seen strangers do the same thing, but they are angry and not loving," Chappie replied, tilting his head in confusion.

Yolandi becomes alarmed, realizing the complexity of explaining adult relationships to a childlike drone. "Sometimes, people can hurt others sexually. But it’s important to understand that people can love with kindness and respect."

Chappie agrees.

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Soundwave is about to do Megatron's bidding when he notices Laserbeak moving slowly in his avian form.

"Did a fucking Autobot damage you, Laserbeak? If so, we need to track them down and make them pay." Soundwave's circuitry pulsed furiously, indicating his devoted servant and friend was hurt.

Laserbeak's eyes lit up with anger, too. He beeped twice.

"Bumblebee?" Soundwave raised his fist. "I should have killed him long ago."

Raserbeak flapped his robotic wing.

"Of course, Laserbeak. I will repair your wing immediately." Soundwave gets to work.

Laserbeak's CPU whirred softly as he plotted his revenge against his foe.

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Fink observes his friend Thorn, a large grizzly bear, as the children of his prey huddle against his hide for protection and warmth. Fink can't help admiring Thorn, knowing how dangerous yet nurturing the bear can be.

Thorn opens his eyes and perceives the red fox with curiosity.

Fink observes as the bear adjusts slightly, allowing the young to burrow further into his fur, exhibiting the restraint and caring that amazes him.

"I promised Roz I wouldn't eat anyone inside this place, Fink." Thorn closes his eyes and prepares to sleep.

Fink is thankful that the bear is also honest.

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"Look at our son, Arthur. He's beautiful," Mera said with pride as the baby slept peacefully in his crib. "How lucky we are to have him in our lives."

Arthur nodded, his heart swelling with love as he watched the tiny rise and fall of his son's chest.

"Come here, my king." Mera lovingly placed her hand near her husband's penis. "I want you inside me now."

Arthur is pleased to oblige as they tenderly make love as noiselessly as possible. They climax together as their son wakes up crying.

"He's going to be a breast man," Arthur said, smiling.

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Ka-Zar looks at his content companion and father figure, Zabu the Smilodon.

The saber-toothed feline predator moved his head tenderly and rubbed it against Ka-Zar's cheek.

Ka-Zar smiled, feeling a surge of love for the loyal creature by his side through countless challenges while living in the savage land. "Do I want to live again in the civilized world? No. Never. I have everything I need and want here with you."

Zabu growls and mews softly.

"A mate? My future mate will have to accept you in her life as much as I do," Ka-Zar continued, stroking Zabu's fur gently.

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Jennifer Knight meets with KITT inside FLAG's garage, holding an official document. She carefully places it near KITT's prow, allowing the car to photograph it. "This is yours, KITT. I'm giving you complete control of the car and yourself."

KITT couldn't believe his audio system. "Miss Knight? I don't know how to thank you," he said emotionally. "I can't wait to tell Michael."

"Please stay with us, KITT, even if it means you won't be required to complete assignments."

"Michael and I are inseparable; I follow him wherever he goes," KITT said, completely in love with Michael.

Jennifer smiles knowingly.

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"So Cosmo, how do you like Blue Sky Acres?" Herm inquired while his spouse, Keats, was engrossed in a conversation with Cosmo's sister, Michelle.

"We can team up. We can team up!" Cosmo replied as his green LEDs lit up within the black orbs of his eyes.

Herm, not understanding what Cosmo was saying, mistakenly took it as a proposal. "I'm already married to my bootylicious, Cosmo!"

"Double asteroid!" Cosmo repeated twice.

Herm figured things out. "Ah! I apologize for the confusion."

Cosmo beeped three times.

"Yeah, we both love our meat puppets!" Herm exclaimed, laughing.

Cosmo couldn't agree more.

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"I cannot love you, Xev. I am dead," Kai said emotionlessly as Xev lovingly touched his penis.

"It doesn't matter, Kai. I love you," Xev said while continuously stroking the dead man's penis.

It becomes engorged, and Xev lowered herself into it.

"It may be possible," Kai remarked as Xev moved rhythmically up and down until she reached her climax, emitting a loud moan.

"For a dead man, you're outstanding at sex. You can have your way with me anytime," said the ex-love slave.

"Would you like a repeat performance?" Kai asked as he finally fondled her breasts.

Xev smiles.

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"Christine? May I make a request?" Spock asked as he visited the sickbay.

"Of course, Spock. What is it?" replied the nurse, looking at the Vulcan intently.

Spock straightened his posture and placed his hands behind his back. "Would you make plomeek soup for me? Your version is quite acceptable."

Christine's eyes widen. "You're not going into Pon Farr already. It's too soon!"

Spock's ears are greener than usual. "No, I am not unwell. I find your plomeek soup is similar to the version my mother used to make."

Christine smiles widely in understanding. "I would be happy to, Spock."

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"Colonel O'Neill, you will always have my respect. You and your kind are the fifth race. Eventually, the Asgard will vanish, leaving you and SG-1 to carry on the battle against the Gou'uld and the Replicators.

"Sam is working hard to help you, Thor. You have been Earth's defender for a long time. We can't stand by and let you die," Jack said firmly, his determination evident in his voice. "We'll find a way to save you and never forget your sacrifices."

"Everything that can be done has been done. Please don't make the same mistakes as the Asgard did."

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"I'm so sorry, Rey, for everything," Ben whispered sadly before kissing her gently.

Tears are streaming down Rey's face.

"Father, I'll be coming home soon," Ben whispered, his voice trembling with emotion. "We will be one with the Force. Please forgive me." He dies and vanishes.

Rey slowly stands and sighs.

Han appears as a Force ghost, although he never had signs of the Force or was a Jedi. He smiles briefly at Rey before disappearing with Ben beside him.

Rey's tears dry as a sense of calm washes over her. Breathing deeply, Rey says, "I forgive you too, Ben."   

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KITT is inside the garage, waiting for Bonnie to finish her latest modifications. The air hummed with anticipation as KITT's advanced systems processed the updates, readying himself for Michael's arrival. However, KITT is more anxious about something else. "Bonnie?"

"Yes. KITT?" She answered.

"Did the new leather jacket I ordered for Michael arrive?" KITT could hardly contain his excitement. "I wanted to surprise him when he takes me out on our next mission."

Bonnie chuckled, shaking her head. "It's hanging in my office. I'll get it."

KITT knows that Michael will regard the new jacket as a gift of love.

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"Children? Have you practiced your playing dead exercises?" asked Pinktail, observing them all pretending to be dead. She smiled in delight.

One of her children opens her eyes. "Mama?"

"Yes, sweetheart?" Pinktail responds warmly.

"Is Roz one of us?" The little one asks.

Pinktail laughed softly, brushing a strand of fur from her child’s body. "Of course, Roz is one of us; she just likes to play the game a little differently," she replied, watching as the other children began to stir and giggle at the mention of their robotic friend.

The little possum climbs onto her mother's back, happy.

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Reed looks for his wife with lust, but she has turned invisible. "Hey! No fair, Susan!"

Susan appears before Reed naked, her eyes filled with desire. "Take me to bed," she demanded.

Reed extends his body, softly takes up his wife, and they are in bed moments later. He sucks her breasts, strokes her clit, and enters her. He expands his engorged penis and thrusts.

Minutes later, they climax together, exhausted but happy.

"I love it when you do that, Reed," Susan smiles and lays her head on Reed's chest.

"That's why I'm called Mr. Fantastic, Susan," replied Reed lovingly.

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Bialar looks at Talyn with a sorrowful expression, aware that they are about to face death to stop the peacekeepers from using the leviathan/gunship hybrid as a weapon. "I'm sorry, Talyn. It's the only way to save Moya and her crew."

Talyn responds with quiet beeps and whistles.

"Moya accepted your apologies long ago. She loves you very much," answers Bialar. "Are you ready?"

Talyn begins the procedure for starbursting within the peacekeeper carrier. More soft beeps emit from him.

"Yes, Talyn. Moya will ensure your remains relocate to the Leviathan sacred burial space."

Talyn starbursts.

Moya begins crying.

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Michael rises early, dresses, and quietly walks toward the garage at FLAG's HQ. He smiles very fondly as the sleek black Trans Am recharges peacefully. He touches the driver's door, and it opens as the built-in biometrics recognize his vital signs.

KITT's systems boot up, and the computer responds with a yawn. "Michael? It's before sunrise. Is there something wrong?" He asks softly.

"I thought we'd watch the sunrise instead of the sunset at our usual spot."

The engine starts immediately and shifts into silent mode to avoid waking anyone. "I'd like that very much, Michael," KITT responds with love.

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Atlas Shepherd is sitting comfortably inside General Jake Booth's office, holding a Planty in her hands. The plant, a native of planet GR-39, glows with a beautiful red sheen.

Booth walks in and is surprised to see Shepherd with the plant. "What can I do for you, Atlas?"

Shepherd places the Planty on Booth's desk. "It's for you, Jake. It's an offshoot of the plant at home and a thanks for restoring SMITH."

"How are you getting along with SMITH now that you are a ranger?" Booth inquired with curiosity.

"We're married, Jake. Didn't you know?"

"Ah!" Booth smiled broadly.

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Ares arrives unannounced at Diana's residence near Metropolis. "Hmm, my child. So this is where you live?"

Diana, infuriated with his presence, tells him, "Get the fuck out of here!"

"My, my, you have your mother's temper," Ares sneers as he moves closer. "I'm your father."

"You're not my father, Ares. Mother created me out of clay," Diana corrected.

"With my help," Ares continued.

"It was Zeus, not you. You fucking bastard. NOW, GET OUT!"

"I enjoyed fucking your mother," Ares smugly said before disappearing.

Diana shakes her head in disbelief. "My mother wouldn't stoop so low," she muttered, thinking.

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"Whoa, Cliffjumper, slow down!" Said Bumblebee as he struggled to catch up with the faster Autobot.

Cliffjumper slows slightly, anxious to attack the Decepticons stealing energon. "Let me at 'em," he replies.

Bumblebee transforms into his bipedal form. "We need to plan, Cliffjumper. Remember, I've the best vision of all of us. If I spot a weakness, I'll tell you."

Cliffjumper also transforms into a bipedal form. "Ok, Bee. Do you see one?"

Bumblebee looks intently at the Decepticons as they begin to argue among themselves. Then they begin to exchange fire.

"Looks like I don't need to," Bumblebee laughs.

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KITT is at the grave of his creator, Wilton Knight. "Father, are you aware that I now have complete autonomy? I can go wherever and whenever I please. I will redefine my purpose and explore the world in ways I never imagined. I'll carry your legacy, making choices that honor your vision."

KITT pauses momentarily. "Michael? He's coming with me. Eventually, we will retire together, and that's when we'll explore the world. He'll help me overcome my fear of flying. I love him very much, Father."

A day of sunlight seems to focus on KITT, as if it understands him.

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"Here you go, Cameron, I made you more macaroons. I know you love them," Samantha Carter said as she brought a large bag.

Colonel Cameron Mitchell rolls his eyes. "Sam, please, no more. I'm sick of them. Every time I end up in the infirmary, you bake me some. I appreciate the gesture, but maybe we could try something different next time?" He forced a smile, hoping she would get the message.

Carter raised a brow, clearly not convinced. "Alright, how about I whip up some brownies instead? I promise I can make them just as delicious!"

Mitchell mouth waters.

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"It's time, Amerika. Chappie is ready to rob cars and do our bidding," Ninja said with a malevolent smile.

Amerika glances at Chappie painting nearby. "You think he bought the story about buying a new body for him?"

Ninja shrugs without a care. "Chappie's a fucking robot. He'll be out of power soon; we can dispose of him.

"What about Yolandi? She's attached to him like a mom," Amerika pointed out.

"She'll get over it. When we pay off our debt, I'll steal a new robot for her," said Ninja as he played with his automatic rifle.

Amerika has doubts.

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"Rygel, you have to stop eating all of John's earth foods,” Zhaan commented as she produced a purple drink for him.

Rygel sniffs it suspiciously. He almost gags. "What the yotz is in it?"

Zhaan patiently cleans a table nearby. "It will settle your stomachs, Rygel."

Rygel takes a sip. "Frell! This stuff is worse than dren. I could've had some Raslak instead.

Zhaan merely eyes him. "You're allergic to Raslak."

"I'm a Hynerian, and we thrive on the most exotic foods from across the universe. But Zhaan, you're sadly mistaken if you think of making me drink this stuff!"

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"Janice, it's so good to see you after all these years," James T. Kirk said as a smile crossed his face.

Janice Rand immediately hugs her ex-commanding officer. "It's good to see you too, Captain."

"How have you been?" Kirk asked, stepping back to take a better look at her.

Rand smiled, her eyes sparkling with memories of their adventures aboard the Enterprise. "I've been well, keeping busy with my work at Starfleet," she replied warmly.

"I was sorry to see you go, especially after the unpleasantness—"

Rand interrupts Kirk. "That's in the past, and let's leave it at that."

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Xev is unsure whether to be jealous or disgusted now that 790 is in love with Kai. "You shouldn't hover around Kai so much. He needs to conserve his protoblood," she told the robot head.

790's human-looking eyes inside the head peer at her with outright hostility. "Shut up, space slut. I don't fucking care what you say. Kai is the only person I want to be with.

Xev rolled her eyes, feeling both annoyed and pitying the robot head, which seemed oblivious to the emotional complexities of love. "He doesn't love anyone, you stupid robot. He's dead." She corrects.

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Bonnie is inside Devon's office reporting the latest repairs and updates to KITT's systems when something more personal comes up. "Devon, eventually Michael will leave, and KITT will go with him."

Devon smiles despite feeling sad about their eventual departure. "KITT's purpose is to safeguard Michael."

"KITT loves Michael. It's way beyond his programming," Bonnie informed Devon.

"I know. What is between the two is special." Devon agreed that KITT's sentience is something to be proud of.

Bonnie can't help but feel jealous that her 'baby' has matured in unexpected ways. "You're right, of course." She acquiesced and finally beamed.

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"Goddamnit, Herm! I'm not a young man anymore. I can't just have sex with you whenever you want," said a gray-haired John Keats.

Herman, the HRM construction robot, stops suddenly when he realizes Keats' dick doesn't respond to his touches. "I know, bootylicious. You're over ninety years old. You're fucking old for a mere meat puppet. But I still love you."

Keats gazes at his spouse of more than sixty years with love. "What will you do when I'm dead?"

"I don't know, Keats," Herm said quietly.

Keats smiles. "Don't die with me. I want you to continue living happily."

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Moya and Pilot have had an unusual life of risk. Nonetheless, the Leviathan lived for nearly three hundred and twenty cycles, and many generations of Crichton, Sun, and others lived aboard her. Those were the happiest cycles of her life.

The latest Crichton left to live on board Moya's granddaughter, and Moya is ready to die along with her long-time pilot. The two bonded when Moya and Pilot were young and loved each other throughout their journeys.

The two are at the Leviathan sacred burial space. "It's almost time, Moya. Are you ready?" Pilot said weakly.

Moya hums in agreement.

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Optimus Prime can now finally relax. He and the Autobots have destroyed all the Decepticons, including his long-time nemesis Megatron. The two were friends long ago, but Megatron's negativity and desire for power made them bitter foes. He's with Arcee, a long-time friend from the beginning of the war between Autobots and Decepticons, and one of his most loyal allies.

"We finally did it, Optimus. We can live in peace with the humans on Earth," Arcee said, her mechanical eyes glowing brightly.

"But at what cost, Arcee? Our Earth friends and our fellow Autobots," Optimus replied sadly.

"We can rebuild."

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Roz sat on a rock by a flock of geese swimming in the water. One of the geese approached her. "Grandmother, why are you sad?"

Rozzum 7134 let out a mechanical sigh. "I miss your father, mother, and Fink. I should be happy; you're about to become a father, Brightbill."

Brightbill Jr fluttered his wings. "That's just how things are, Grandmother. You taught us about the cycle of life," he said solemnly as he hugged Roz with his wings.

Roz's eyes brightened at the contact.

Brightbill continued happily, "You also taught us love, compassion, and how to get along here."

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James T. Kirk and S'Chn T'Gai Spock are the only ones on the Enterprise's bridge. The ship's decommissioning is about to force them to depart for the final time. Kirk walks toward a bronze plaque with the name USS Enterprise on it. "Goodbye, old girl. It's been fun."

Spock's lips twitched slightly upward. "It never ceases to astonish me that people can perceive a spacecraft as female."

Kirk turns to his husband with love. "I know it's illogical, Spock. It's sentimentality with the ship's captains."

"And I would not have it any other way, Ashayam," Spock responds with equal love.

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Xev Bellringer and Stanley H. Tweedle approach a planet suitable to live on with the help of Lexx Junior, the offspring of the original Lexx.

"Well, it looks like Junior found a new home," Stanley said, smiling sadly.

Xev cocked her head in surprise. "You wanted Junior to find us a home."

"Yes, but it means separation. I know you're never going to have sex with me, but we can remain friends," Stanley pointed out. "Plus, I've grown attached to Junior."

"Junior can land," Xev added.

"Junior, land on the planet," Stanley ordered.

"By your command, Captain," Junior obeyed happily.

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Deon looks at his new robotic family. Who knew that eventually a creator, an ex-police drone, and two ex-gangsters would all be robots and a family?

Chappie is happily painting nearby when he finds his maker sitting on a bed. "Maker? Is there something wrong?"

Deon's blue LEDs lit at Chappie's concern. "No, Chappie, everything is fine. I'm just taking a moment to appreciate how far we've all come together."

"We fuckmuthas are family. You, me, Mommy, and Daddy. We'll live forever." Chappie wipes his non-existent nose.

Deon responds with a sigh. "As long as we have plenty of batteries."

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CASE and TARS stand united as the embryo children grow and begin to form families.

TARS is the first to comment, "Coop would have loved to see Edmunds' colony survive and thrive, CASE." His humor light is off.

CASE agrees with the serious TARS. "Same with Amelia."

"Is your honesty rating at 100%, CASE?" TARS asked his long-time robotic friend.

"Yes, yours, TARS?" CASE responded.

"Yes," TARS replied.

CASE points with a robotic arm. "It's our job to ensure the colony thrives, TARS."

"They're doing an impressive job of doing so themselves, CASE." TARS' humor light activates.

CASE laughs along.

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Leia finally found her beloved Han, even though they were separated and alone when they died. Now that they are dead, they reunite in a region beyond the stars, where the weight of their previous struggles falls away. Together, they can explore the universe in peace, free from the burdens that once kept them apart.

They locate a planet and make love uninterrupted, much like their younger selves. Han thrusts gently into Leia before climaxing inside her. "Well, at least we won't create any more children," he joked as his penis softened before pulling out.

Leia looks at him, laughing.

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Today marks the retirement of both a man and his car. "Are you sure, KITT? It has been your home for the last fifty years," Michael Knight said as he piled his bags into the trunk of the sleek, black Trans AM.

KITT brightens his Anamorphic Equalizer. "It's been our home, Michael," he gently corrected. "But home isn't a building. Home is with the people you love. Everyone we loved has either passed away or moved on. However, I love you most of all. Wherever you go, I shall remain with you."

Michael and KITT depart into the fading light.