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Blitz was never the type to knock. He just preferred to waltz right into the room. That’s how you two ended up in this situation. Blitz wanted to take you out for dinner tonight, so you wanted to dress nicer. You were in the bathroom getting changed so you could surprise him. However, Blitz’s bladder had other ideas.

Blitz had just gotten home from work and he had to pee like nobody’s business. Without thinking, he opened the bathroom door only to be greeted by the sight of you in your underwear. He stood there for a moment, just admiring you before you ended up throwing a towel at him, and yelling at him to get out and that you were changing. He quickly closed the door and leaned his back against it and slid down onto the floor. He was freaking out, thinking he just ruined the whole evening that he’d planned.

It was another 30 minutes before you finally came out of the bathroom and you nearly tripped over Blitz in the doorway. He apologized over and over again about walking in on you, and you continuously just told him that it was ok, no harm was done, and to just knock next time. Once Blitz had calmed down, you two were still able to make your dinner reservation.

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Moxxie was in the middle of a massive freakout, bordering on a panic attack. It was a stressful and hectic day at I.M.P. and he needed to calm down. Right now, the only thing that would calm him, was you. He walked down the hallway towards your shared bedroom and opened the door without really thinking. You yelped at the door suddenly opening. You were in the middle of changing and were only wearing your undergarments. It took Moxxie a minute to realize what he had done. “Oh crumbs! Sorry, honey!” He ran out of the door and slammed it closed behind him.

When you finished changing, you went looking for Moxxie. As you walked by the guest bathroom, you heard him crying inside. You knocked on the door and opened the door slowly. Moxxie was incredibly apologetic. Or at least, he seemed to be. It was hard to tell what he was saying through the tears. You picked him up off the floor and brought him to the couch, wrapping a blanket around him, and you turned on a 4K video of his favorite musical.

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Millie wouldn’t actually walk in on you changing, she’s a sensible lady. She would just knock on the bedroom door to check on you, telling you to just meet her in the living room when you’re ready. You two end up just cuddling on the couch and watching a movie.

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It had been a long day of working on the farm. Wrangling pigs, fixing the fencing on the animal pens, and harvesting crops in the hot sun had exhausted Sallie. She was so tired that she just opened the bathroom door without really thinking. In doing so, she ended up walking in while you were midway through changing. She apologized jokingly, but stands there. That is, until you jokingly yell at her to leave, which she does, but not before winking at you and telling you to meet her in her room.

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Striker gives off “southern gentleman” vibes. As such, it is highly unlikely that he would ever walk in on you while you are changing. He’s the type to knock on the door and wait for a response before entering.

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Loona is just tired and ready to get home and crash in bed. She is essentially on autopilot. As such, when she opens the bedroom door and finds you standing there, half-naked, she yells “FUCK! Sorry, lock the door next time.” She runs off down the hall, trying to forget how embarrassed you both are. After you finish changing, you go find her, and she apologizes.

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Stolas was so tired that he could barely see or walk straight. He just wanted to collapse into bed and sleep for an eternity. However, in his tiredness, he didn’t think about where his partner was. He opened the bedroom door and was greeted by the sight of you, half-naked in the middle of the room. You both screeched, and you grabbed a blanket off the bed to cover yourself with. Stolas stood there in complete shock before his soul came back to his body, and he ran into the bathroom. Once you finished changing, you went into the bathroom only to find Stolas in a little ball between the toilet and the tub. You gave him a hug before bringing him to bed where you spent the rest of the night cuddling.

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Octavia was very reserved and had a fairly sheltered upbringing. Being a princess, it was kind of to be expected. So, when she went to lock herself in the bathroom (thanks to her parents screaming matches again), she was shocked when she saw you in the middle of changing. She screeched and ran out of the room and into her bedroom. She sat on the bed and just stared into space for a while until the door opened. You walked into the room and sat down beside her.

You apologized for not locking the door, and she apologized for not knocking. You both had a meaningful conversation about boundaries and spent the rest of the night listening to music.

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You usually make sure that you lock all the doors in your vicinity when you have to change around Stella. She has a tendency to screech and squawk when she walks in on you. But of course, accidents always happen. And on this particular day, that’s exactly what happened. You were in such a rush to get out of your wet clothes after walking in the rain, that you completely forgot to lock the door. So, of course, Stella needed something from you, and she wasn’t exactly known for being patient when she needed something.

She barged into the room without knocking and immediately started screaming at you to cover up and “put some fucking clothes on!” She was swearing to Satan and any other sin. You just rolled your eyes and continued changing.

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Andrealphus, despite the way he is portrayed, is actually quite respectful. At least towards those he cares about. So it’s not really surprising to know that he doesn’t open the door to the bathroom or closet without knocking first. No matter how tired or pissed off he is, he always makes sure to maintain his respectfulness towards his partner. If, for some reason, he does, he is incredibly apologetic and makes sure to shower you with affection, wrapping a blanket around you and getting you ice cream or tea and making sure you know just how perfect you are to him.

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Vassago is often very absent-minded when at home. It’s like his brain is running with 20 tabs open. That does not negate him from being an absolute sweetheart. After the trial of the imp that Stolas was apparently seeing, he was incredibly tired. He was running on autopilot, and he couldn’t wait to get home and cuddle with you. So, he opens the door to the bedroom without really thinking and is greeted by the sight of you, half-naked. He whistles lowly and then curses in Spanish when you throw a pillow at him. He then apologizes and leaves the room, sitting in the living room, waiting for you to be done changing. When you eventually join him, he had fallen asleep on the couch. You chuckle and place a throw blanket over his body before snuggling next to him underneath it.

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Despite being a succubus, Verosika wasn’t interested in sex all the time. Sometimes, she was just as happy (if not happier) to spend a night cuddling on the couch with her partner. But that doesn’t stop her from making suggestive comments. So, after the failure that was spring break (and working to get herself and her crew off from serving jail time), she just wanted to go home and cuddle. So, when she entered your shared apartment and saw you standing there in your underwear, she smirked a little. “Well, looks like someone is happy to see me. Were you waiting for me like this all day?” You blushed and went to put a shirt on. Once you came back, Verosika was sitting on the couch. You asked her about her day while you set to work making dinner. Once the food was done, she pulled you into her lap and nuzzled into your neck while you ate and watched TV.