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The quiet hum of the apartment was comforting, the kind of calm that had become a sanctuary for the three men who had found peace in each other’s company. It was a rare moment of tranquility in their hectic lives as superheroes. Steve Rogers, Matt Murdock, and Bucky Barnes had forged a unique bond over the years built on trust and love. Despite the chaos that came with their work, they had found solace in their shared home, a space where they could be themselves, without the weight of their public personas.

That morning, they had just finished breakfast together, Matt teasing Bucky about his habit of slurping his coffee, Bucky laughing in return. Steve had just gotten up to grab the last cup when his phone buzzed on the table, interrupting the moment.

He picked it up, and the screen flashed with a message from Sam : "Steve, turn on the news. Now. You’re gonna want to see this."

Steve frowned. His mind raced through potential reasons Sam might be reaching out with such urgency. Without saying a word, he unlocked his phone and went onto a news site. The first headline he saw made his stomach drop:

"Captain America, Matt Murdock, and Bucky Barnes: The Superhero Throuple People Didn't Know They Needed"

The article included a picture taken from a private moment : a candid shot of the three of them laughing together at Josie’s, clearly unaware that they were being photographed. It wasn’t even an intimate photo, but the caption told a different story:

"Sources have confirmed that Captain America (Steve Rogers), former Winter Soldier (Bucky Barnes) and Matt Murdock (a lawyer from Hell’s Kitchen) have been in a long-term relationship. The trio has been living together in New York, and while their private lives have remained largely shielded from the public eye, their love story has now come to light."

The image was innocent enough, just the three of them looking content and happy, but the headline felt like a bombshell.

Matt, who had been quietly reviewing a case file across the room, looked up as he felt blood leaving Steve's face.

"What is it?" he asked, concerned.

Before Steve could respond, Bucky noticed the change in Steve’s demeanor. He walked over and peered at the phone. His expression shifted from confusion to disbelief.

"You’ve got to be kidding me," Bucky muttered under his breath, but the weight of the words on the screen was undeniable.

The reality of the situation began to sink in. Their lives, which they had worked so hard to keep private, were now on display for the entire world to see and judge. It suddenly felt like their love was now no longer theirs alone.

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The three men stood in silence for a moment. Each of them had their own reactions: Steve’s first thought was for the civilians who relied on them. What would they think? He had always known his role as Captain America came with scrutiny. He had made peace with this but this felt different: he hadn’t anticipated the public’s reaction to his personal life being exposed this way.

Matt, used to a life of secrecy, felt exposed in a different way. He’d been Daredevil for years, always hiding behind the mask. But now, his personal life was out in the open. He’d always kept his relationships private, especially with the violence that defined his (still) secret alter-ego. The idea of being judged, not for his actions, but for who he loved, was a new kind of vulnerability.

Bucky’s heart raced: having been an assassin for so long, he was used to being in the shadows. He’d spent years fighting to regain his sense of self. As someone who’d been an outsider, he feared being rejected. Again. His first instinct was to retreat. To find somewhere far away from prying eyes. That wasn’t an option.

Steve’s phone rang again. It was Sam.

“Are you guys okay?” Sam asked, his voice filled with concern. “It’s everywhere. I knew you were keeping things quiet, but this.. This is huge.”

Steve’s voice was strained. “Yeah, we saw the article. We just... didn’t expect it to happen like this.”

“Don’t let the press get to you,” Sam advised. “You’ve done enough for this world. No one can take that away. But I’ll be honest, you guys are gonna have to deal with a lot of questions. You need to be ready for it.”

After the phone call ended and silence returned to the apartment, the three men exchanged looks. They had always been united. But this was something new.

********** The Public’s Reaction **********

The fallout was swift. On Twitter, reactions flooded in:

@IronManOfficial :
"You’re all heroes to me. Glad to see my best friend, Steve, happy. Who cares about the headlines? Live your truth. #CapAndMatt #BuckyAndTheBoys"

@MarvelFanatic56:
"I’m honestly so proud of Steve, Matt, and Bucky. It’s beautiful to see them openly love each other. #LoveIsLove #HeroesInEveryWay"

@SuperHeroWorried:
"This is a weird PR stunt. I get being supportive of LGBTQ+ rights, but I can’t help but feel like this is just for attention. Heroes shouldn’t be living like this."

@LoudAndProudOrg:
"This is what we need—visibility. Love is love, @CaptainAmerica, @MattMurdock, & @BuckyBarnes are showing the world that everyone deserves love, no matter who they are. #LoveWins #Pride"

@IronFistFan:
"Cap, Bucky, and Daredevil? Seriously? What’s next, are we gonna see Spidey join in? This is too much."

********** Television News **********

News outlets began framing the relationship as a “shocking” moment for the superhero world. Some praised them for their bravery, while others questioned their choices.

Anchor on CNN:
"This morning, we were all surprised to learn that Captain America, Matt Murdock, and Bucky Barnes have been in a romantic relationship for a couple of years. While many fans have celebrated this revelation, others are even raising concerns about how this might impact their roles as superheroes"

Commentator on Fox News:
"This isn’t just about love. This is about public figures pushing a political agenda. Can we trust these heroes when their personal lives are so exposed? Are we comfortable with this kind of spectacle?"

********** The Personal Impact **********

As the day wore on, the weight of the exposure began to affect them in different ways. Steve started to feel the pressure. He spent time talking to Sam, receiving support from friends like Natasha and Tony, but it didn’t ease the heavy feeling in his chest. It was one thing to be in the public eye for saving the world, but this... His personal life was now something everyone had an opinion on.

Matt, usually calm under pressure, felt a deep sense of frustration. He was used to living in the shadows, but now his private life was on display for the world to scrutinize. It wasn’t the attention he feared; it was the judgment. Would they still see him as a respected lawyer ? Or would they only see his relationship?

Bucky, who had struggled with his identity, was battling feelings of being trapped. He’d fought so long to find peace, and now, he was being dragged back into the spotlight. The world would never understand his journey. The idea of being judged again was terrifying.

********** The Conversation **********

Later that evening, the three of them sat down together. The apartment, once their safe haven, felt overwhelming, the noise of the world outside creeping into their space.

Bucky was the first to speak, his voice quiet but determined.

“We can’t control what’s out there. But we can control how we react.”

Matt nodded.

“We’ve been through worse. The world’s opinion isn’t going to change who we are or how we love each other.”

Steve, looking between the two men he loved, nodded.

“We’ve been through a lot together. This is just another challenge. If we face it the way we’ve always faced everything else then we’ll be fine.”

They sat in silence. In that moment, they knew one thing for sure : they would weather this storm as they always had, together.

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The news of Steve, Matt, and Bucky’s relationship sent shockwaves through the media, but it wasn’t just the nature of the relationship that caused a stir: it was the mystery surrounding Matt Murdock. The media couldn’t help but ask: How did an ordinary lawyer manage to be romantically involved with two of the most famous Avengers in the world?

********** On the News **********

CNN Breaking News:

Anchor :
"In an unexpected revelation, Captain America, Steve Rogers, and Bucky Barnes, the former Winter Soldier, have been confirmed to be in a romantic relationship with Matt Murdock, a prominent New York attorney. While this news has stunned fans around the world, questions remain about how Murdock, seemingly just an ordinary lawyer, became so closely involved with two of the most well-known Avengers. With his low-profile lifestyle, many are asking: How did Murdock manage to keep such a relationship hidden from the public for so long?"

Commentator:
"The relationship between Matt Murdock and these two superheroes is raising eyebrows. Murdock, a well-known attorney, has lived a life without the same kind of public exposure as Steve Rogers or Bucky Barnes. So, how did he, a man who is not publicly known for anything beyond his legal career, end up in a serious relationship with two Avengers? Is there something more to Matt Murdock than meets the eye? Or has the public simply been too quick to overlook the complexity of his life?"

Fox News Special Report:

Anchor :
"In a bombshell news report, Captain America, Steve Rogers, and Bucky Barnes have been revealed to be in a romantic relationship with Matt Murdock, a well-known attorney in New York. However, what’s raising many questions is Murdock’s seemingly ‘ordinary’ persona. How did a lawyer—someone who lives a low-key life—become involved with two superheroes? Murdock has no known ties to any Avengers initiative, yet he has managed to form a deep relationship with two of the most famous members of the team. Was he secretly involved in superhero activities, or is there more to his story than we’ve been told?"

Political Analyst:
"It’s hard to ignore the questions surrounding Matt Murdock. He doesn’t fit the mold of the typical superhero or even someone who would have access to the Avengers. So how did he become so intertwined with Steve and Bucky? The public wants to know more. Could there be something we’re missing? Is there an angle here that hasn’t been revealed yet?"

The New York Times – Opinion Column:

Headline:
"Matt Murdock: The Mystery Man in a Superhero Love Triangle"

Columnist:
"While Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes are no strangers to public attention, Matt Murdock has always flown under the radar. A respected lawyer in New York, Murdock’s public life has been about as ordinary as it gets — until now. The revelation that he is in a romantic relationship with two of the most famous Avengers has left many people asking: How did this happen? Was Murdock secretly working with the Avengers all along? Or has the world simply missed something about this man who has lived most of his life in the shadows?"

********** On Social Media **********

Twitter Reactions:

@ComicBookCritic:
"I get it, love is love, but how in the world did an ordinary lawyer like Matt Murdock end up dating not one but two Avengers? What’s going on here? #QuestionsUnanswered"

@SuperHeroScoop:
"Matt Murdock has been dating two Avengers, and he’s... just a lawyer? I’m calling for an investigation. Something doesn’t add up. #WhoIsMattMurdock"

@ProudAvenger:
"Matt Murdock, an average lawyer, somehow keeps up with two Avengers? This needs to be explained more. I’m confused. #HowDoesThisWork"

@LoudAndProudOrg:
"It’s amazing to see love between Steve, Matt, and Bucky! But can we get some clarity on how Matt kept this secret for so long? We need some answers, not just about their love but about how this all fits into the superhero world. #Transparency"

Reddit Discussion: r/AvengersNews

u/ComicConnoisseur:
"Okay, but seriously — how did Matt Murdock, who’s just a lawyer, end up with two of the most famous Avengers? Is he secretly working with them, or did he somehow get pulled into their world without anyone knowing? I have questions."

u/MarvelFan1984:
"I’m not saying there’s something suspicious about Matt Murdock, but there’s something about this situation that doesn’t add up. An ordinary lawyer dating two superheroes? Something’s off here. We’ve been missing something, and it feels like the whole story isn’t being told."

u/BlackWidowFan23:
"I get that we don’t know Matt’s full backstory, but this is a bit strange. How did he keep a relationship with two Avengers under wraps for so long? I’m curious to know if there’s more to his story. Could he have connections to SHIELD or some other secret group?"

u/MysteryFan91:
"Matt Murdock has been hiding in plain sight all this time. I’m just wondering if there’s more to him than his lawyer persona. Could he have been involved in superhero activities under the radar? Or did he really just luck out in the love department? Either way, this is a bigger mystery than anyone realizes."

********** At Home **********

As the media storm raged on, Matt found himself in the most unexpected of positions: he was no longer just an ordinary lawyer. While Steve and Bucky had lived their lives in the public eye, Matt had kept his personal life tightly sealed. But now, as the world questioned how he could have formed such a relationship with two Avengers, the cracks in the wall were starting to show.

It was a reminder of why he was keeping his life as Daredevil secret. The more attention his relationship received, the more the spotlight turned on him. The questions from the media weren’t just about his love life anymore.

Matt wasn’t sure how much longer he could keep pretending to be just an ordinary man.

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***** Steve’s response *****

Steve, Matt, and Bucky had always known that their relationship wasn’t something the world would easily understand. Still, they had hoped for some semblance of privacy, a space where they could just be themselves: three men who loved each other deeply. That hope shattered the moment their relationship was made public against their will.

At first, they had hoped it would blow over. But speculation ran rampant, and soon, the media was flooded with questions and crude commentary.

" How does a blind man keep up with two super soldiers? " one late-night host joked, earning raucous laughter from the audience.

" Is Matt just their charity case? " an internet troll posted, the comment garnering thousands of likes.

" Steve and Bucky belong together. This is just weird. " Another said.

A well-known tabloid ran a headline that read: “ Captain America and the Winter Soldier’s Love Triangle… Is the Lawyer Just a Third Wheel? ”

Another morning talk show questioned the legitimacy of their relationship, with one host commenting, " It just doesn’t make sense. How does a guy like Matt Murdock even fit into their world? "

The controversy spilled onto Twitter, where opinions clashed in an unfiltered mess of support and hostility:

@HeroFan99 : " Steve and Bucky fought through wars together, and now they’re with Matt? This is insane. "

@DaredevilFan89 : " Matt Murdock is literally a lawyer, a badass, and the most competent man in any room. Steve and Bucky are lucky to have HIM ."

@Justice4Heroes : " So Cap and the Winter Soldier are bi. Big deal? Some of y’all need to touch grass. "

@TruthSeeker22 : " Is it ethical for a blind guy to date two super soldiers? Feels like a power imbalance. "

@NatashaKnows : " As someone who’s known all three of them personally… y’all have NO idea what you’re talking about. "

@SuperSoldierFan : " Lmao, Matt must feel like a ragdoll between those two. How does he even keep up? "

@NotMyCap : " This is honestly embarrassing for Steve’s legacy. First Bucky, now a blind lawyer? What’s next, Hulk? "

The scrutiny reached its peak when Steve was invited onto a morning news program to discuss an upcoming Avengers mission. He had prepared for questions about threats, strategy, and heroism. Instead, the host had other ideas. And Steve… Well, he should have expected that.

"Captain Rogers, let’s talk about your personal life for a moment," the host said with a mawkish smile. "You’ve always been a man of integrity, an icon for many people. But recently, your relationship has been the subject of much discussion. Do you think being with both Bucky Barnes and Matt Murdock affects the way people see you as Captain America?"

Steve’s expression remained calm, but there was a slight twitch in his jaw. "I think people will always have opinions, but my job as Captain America is to protect and serve, not to meet outdated expectations."

The host chuckled. "Sure, sure, but some say it’s... unconventional. A super soldier, an assassin, and a blind lawyer—it’s not exactly the picture-perfect romance."

Steve’s blue eyes turned steely. "What exactly is picture-perfect? Love isn’t something you fit into a box. It’s something you fight for, something you hold onto. The world can say whatever it wants, but that doesn’t change what we have."

The host shifted uncomfortably but pressed on. "You have to admit, though, some people think it’s just... unrealistic. Impractical even."

Steve leaned forward slightly. "I carried a shield into battle against impossible odds. Bucky came back from being controlled and rebuilt his life. Matt fights in the courtroom for people who can’t fight for themselves. If we believed in ‘realistic’ or ‘practical,’ none of us would be here today."

The host faltered for a moment before quickly pivoting back to the Avengers mission, but the damage was already done. Steve’s words made headlines within the hour.

Back home, Matt and Bucky were waiting for him.

"You handled that well," Matt said, a small smile playing on his lips.

Bucky scoffed. "You didn’t punch the guy. I call that a win."

Steve sighed. "They’ll keep talking."

Matt reached for his hand. "Let them."

***** Bucky’s response *****

The backlash to Steve’s interview was immediate. Every media outlet dissected his words, twisting them into whatever would generate the most outrage.

" Captain America dodges questions about his unconventional relationship! "

" Steve Rogers defends his bizarre love life—should America still trust its hero? "

" How does a blind lawyer ‘fit’ into a super soldier’s world? Experts weigh in. "

The internet wasn’t any better. Twitter was on fire with arguments, memes, and crude speculation. Some people defended them, but the loudest voices were those who couldn’t wrap their heads around the fact that love didn’t need to fit in a box.

Bucky watched the coverage with his jaw clenched. He had already been furious about the way their relationship had been exposed. But this? They weren’t just being scrutinized. They were being mocked. Reduced to spectacle.

Matt sat beside him on the couch, his fingers laced with Bucky’s. He could feel the tension in Bucky’s grip, the frustration radiating off of him.

"Don’t," Matt said, sensing exactly what Bucky was thinking. "You don’t have to say anything. People will talk no matter what."

"Yeah?" Bucky scoffed. "And they’ll keep talking until one of us shuts them up."

Steve, sitting across from them, ran a hand down his face. "We knew this would happen."

"Yeah, but that doesn’t mean we just take it," Bucky shot back. "They act like Matt’s some kind of… fragile liability. Like he doesn’t belong with us. I’m sick of it."

Matt squeezed his hand. "You know I don’t care what they think."

"But I do," Bucky muttered.

Steve exhaled. "What are you thinking?"

Bucky didn’t answer right away. He reached for his phone, his metal fingers clicking lightly against the case as he opened Twitter.

"Making a statement," he said simply.

Matt and Steve exchanged glances but didn’t stop him. If there was one thing they all knew about Bucky, it was that when he had something to say, he didn’t hold back.

And he definitely didn’t hold back at all.

@BuckyBarnes : " You wanna question how Matt ‘keeps up’? The man built his life fighting battles you can’t even imagine. If anything, we’re the ones trying to keep up with him. Stay mad. "

The internet barely had time to breathe before Bucky added :

@BuckyBarnes :

" And for the record, I don’t need anyone’s approval. I survived a war, brainwashing, and decades of being a weapon. The fact that I get to love and be loved? That’s mine. You don’t get a say in it. "

The reactions spread like wildfire. Within minutes, #BuckyBarnes and #StayMad was trending.

@HeroWatch : " Winter Soldier has spoken. And he is NOT here for your nonsense ."

@BlindJusticeFan : " THE FACT THAT BUCKY SAID ‘WE’RE TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH HIM’. YOU TELL THEM, SGT. BARNES! "

@NotMyCap : " Man, imagine being so insecure that you have to write an essay defending your relationship. This is embarrassing. "

@ShieldBearer94 : " Bucky Barnes going full protective boyfriend mode is the content I signed up for. "

@SuperSoldierAnon : " Okay but Bucky going ‘I survived brainwashing and war’ while defending his relationship??? Man just punched me in the feels. "

Some networks tried to spin it, calling Bucky’s words " aggressive " or " defensive ." One anchor even scoffed, " Sounds like someone’s overcompensating. "

But others saw it for what it was : unapologetic and unyielding love.

A journalist on a major network read Bucky’s tweet aloud and shook her head. " Say what you want about them, but you can’t deny the loyalty here. That kind of love? That’s rare. "

Back at home, Bucky put his phone down with a sigh, leaning back into the couch. "There. Now, they can choke on it."

Matt chuckled, pressing a kiss to Bucky’s temple. "You really went for it, huh?"

"Damn right," Bucky muttered. "They think they can reduce you to some kind of… footnote in our lives? Screw that!"

Steve smiled, shaking his head. "You know this is gonna make headlines, right?"

"Good," Bucky said. "Let them talk."

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As expected, Bucky’s tweet made headlines. The internet was still buzzing with arguments, but now the tide was shifting. Some people were doubling down on their opinions, but many others respected Bucky’s unapologetic stance.

Meanwhile, the Avengers were watching the chaos unfold in their own ways.

Natasha was casually sipping her coffee while reading the headlines. When she saw Bucky’s tweet, she let out an amused huff and texted him: " Took you long enough. Should’ve just let me ‘convince’ a few reporters to back off. "

Bucky’s response was immediate.

" Appreciate it, but I don’t think we need you terrifying journalists.”

“Yet.”

She smirked.

"Let me know when that changes."

Later, in an interview of her own, when a reporter tried to bring up Steve, Bucky, and Matt’s relationship, Natasha raised a brow, "Are you really asking me about this? Next question."

Sam had tried to stay out of it, but when he saw the sheer amount of nonsense being thrown around, he decided he couldn’t keep quiet and took it to Twitter:

@SamWilson: " The fact that y’all are more outraged about Matt, Steve and Bucky being in a relationship than actual world-ending threats says A LOT about your priorities. Stay mad. "

Then, on a late-night talk show, the host tried to joke, "So, uh, you think you’ll be the next one to join their relationship?"

Sam didn’t even blink. "Why? You jealous?"

The audience erupted in laughter while the host stammered.

Thor was, as usual, blissfully unaware of the finer details of Earth’s media, but when he caught wind of the controversy, he was baffled.

"They mock their love? Why?" he asked, genuinely confused. "Steve, Bucky, and the small warrior are formidable! It is an honor to love and be loved!"

When a reporter attempted to bait him into discussing it further at a press conference, Thor simply thundered, "Love is strong! Any who mock it are weak!"

The clip went viral almost instantly.

Bruce simply had no patience for it. When asked about the situation in an interview, he simply adjusted his glasses and replied, "If people are more concerned about Steve’s love life than global security threats, then they have entirely too much free time."

Clint started liking every tweet defending Steve, Bucky, and Matt. Then, just for fun, he tweeted:

@ClintBarton: " Breaking news: Three grown men in love. Somehow this is shocking to people. Wild. "

The sarcasm was not lost on anyone.

Later, when a journalist tried to ambush him with questions, Clint just rolled his eyes. "You’re asking me? My best friends are a Russian assassin and a Norse god, and you think this is weird? Get a grip."

Wanda had been scrolling through the backlash quietly, frowning. She knew what it was like to have the world misunderstand you. She went through it when her and Vision became public. She just sent Steve a simple text:

"They don’t deserve to know what you have. I hope you three are okay."

Steve smiled when he read it.

"We are. Thanks, Wanda."

Later, when she was asked about it in an interview, she just tilted her head and said, "People fear what they don’t understand. That doesn’t make them right."

Tony, unsurprisingly, had the most chaotic response. He posted:

@IronManOfficial : “" Captain America’s love life is more dramatic than any movie franchise. I am living for it. "

" But seriously, I’ve seen alien invasions, time travel, and people turning into giant green rage monsters, but somehow, this is what freaks people out? Get over it. "

Then, at a press conference, when a journalist asked his opinion, he smirked and said, "If Cap and Tin Man want to be with a guy who can literally sue people for talking too much, who am I to judge? In fact, I respect the strategy."

Steve groaned when he saw that one.

" Tony ," he texted.

"What? You don’t not have a lawyer on standby."

“By the way, now it’s out. Can I get you guys a group wedding gift?”

Steve groaned again.

Of course, Tony’s antics didn’t stop there. The media wanted a soundbite. So, when he showed up at a charity gala, dressed to the nines with Pepper on his arm, reporters swarmed him the moment he stepped onto the red carpet.

"Mr. Stark! What do you think about Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, and Matt Murdock’s relationship?"

Tony didn’t even hesitate. He adjusted his sunglasses, smirked, and said, "Honestly? I’m shocked." The reporters leaned in eagerly. "Listen, if Cap and Tin Man finally figured out how to be happy and it involves a lawyer," he put a hand on his chest, "then I, for one, should take notes." Pepper chuckled.

"Do you support their relationship?" another reporter asked.

Tony scoffed. "Do I support three consenting adults being in love and minding their own business? Wow, what a controversial stance for me to take."

He glanced at the cameras and smirked. "You all do realize there’s an alien invasion probability chart that literally updates weekly, right? Maybe let’s focus on that instead. Just a thought."

And with that, he walked off, leaving the media scrambling to turn his words into the next big headline.

At home, Steve watched the clip and groaned. "Of course Tony made it about him."

Bucky snorted. "What did you expect?"

Matt just chuckled. "At least he defended us."

Steve shook his head, smiling. He should be used to Tony’s antics by now. "Yeah. I guess he did."

Despite the media circus, one thing became clear: the Avengers had Steve, Bucky, and Matt’s backs.

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Steve had agreed to this interview to talk about the latest Avengers news. That was supposed to be the focus.

Was supposed.

This hope lasted about ten minutes.

He sat across from the journalist in the bright studio, hands folded, posture relaxed. The cameras rolled, and the interview began.

"Captain Rogers, thank you for being here today." The journalist said.

"Thank you for having me."

"Let’s start with the Avengers. There’s been some concern about the latest security threats. Some say the team isn’t as unified as it once was. What’s your response to that?"

Steve nodded slightly. "The team has changed, but our mission hasn’t. The Avengers are here to protect people, and no matter who’s on the roster, that doesn’t change. We’re handling threats as they come."

The journalist nodded, jotting something down. "And the recent battle in New York? There’s been criticism about the level of destruction."

Steve exhaled but kept his voice steady. "We do everything we can to minimize damage, but when the choice is between stopping an attack and worrying about PR, we choose to stop the attack. Always."

The journalist hummed in acknowledgment. Then, after a brief pause, his tone shifted. "Now, let’s talk about something the public has been very interested in lately: your personal life."

Steve’s expression barely changed, but his shoulders tensed slightly.

"Your relationship with Bucky Barnes and Matt Murdock has caused quite a stir. People have questions, Captain. And some… concerns."

Steve met his gaze evenly. "Concerns?"

The journalist gave a practiced smile, one that didn’t quite reach his eyes. "Well, people see you as a role model. And this relationship of yours… It’s, well… unusual."

Steve took a slow breath, keeping his composure. "Unusual to who?"

The journalist tilted his head. "To most people, let’s be honest. A former assassin, a lawyer, and Captain America? It’s not exactly a storybook romance."

Steve’s jaw tightened. "I don’t remember agreeing to live by storybook standards."

The journalist chuckled, but there was an edge to it. "Sure, but people look up to you. They wonder if this…" he gestured vaguely, "...situation affects how you lead. If it distracts you from your responsibilities."

Steve’s grip on the armrest tightened slightly, but his voice remained steady. "My relationship doesn’t affect my ability to lead or fight. If anything, it strengthens me. They have been giving me a reason to fight even harder. And I’ve always believed in fighting for what’s right. That includes love."

The journalist leaned back, as if considering his next move. "But do you understand why people are… confused? Some see this as an attempt to stay in the spotlight. A stunt."

Steve’s expression darkened. "A stunt?"

The journalist shrugged. "Come on, Captain. You’ve been a national icon for decades. Some people think this is just another way to keep attention on you and …"

Steve leaned forward slightly, his voice firm. "You’re questioning my relationship like it’s some PR strategy. Like loving my partners is some kind of performance. Let me be clear. I don’t need attention. I didn’t ask for this to be public. I won’t apologize for who I love."

The journalist hesitated. Clearly, he had expected Steve to be flustered, defensive. Instead, he was met with unwavering certainty.

Steve continued. "You want to talk about being a role model? Fine. Here’s what I believe: People deserve to live and love openly. Without fear. Without judgment. If that’s controversial to some people, then maybe they should take a hard look at their own values."

"Now, people understand you and Sergeant Barnes. You have history, you fought together. But Murdock? A blind lawyer? No offense, but that pairing seems a little… off."

Steve’s jaw clenched visibly this time. The journalist pressed on. "I mean, one could argue that he doesn’t exactly fit into your world. A super soldier, a former assassin, and, well, a civilian? A civilian who, let’s be real, can’t even see you. What exactly does he bring to the table?"

Steve inhaled slowly, forcing himself to stay calm. "What does he bring to the table?" he repeated.

The journalist shrugged. "I’m just saying, people are wondering if this is more of a charity situation. You know, a feel-good story."

Steve’s voice was quieter when he spoke again, but there was no mistaking the steel behind it. "Matt Murdock is one of the strongest people I have ever met. He built his life from nothing. He fights for justice every single day. He sure as hell doesn’t need charity from anyone." The journalist opened his mouth, but Steve wasn’t done. "And while we’re on the subject, if people have a problem with our relationship, that’s their problem. Not mine. Not Bucky’s. And definitely not Matt’s.” Steve leaned forward slightly, his voice unwavering. "You think Matt is less than us because he’s blind? Because he’s a lawyer instead of a soldier? That says a hell of a lot more about you than it does about him."

The journalist gave a fake laugh. "Sure, sure. But there’s been speculation, Captain. Some people think this arrangement is… well… unconventional. Others think it’s more of a transaction."

Steve’s entire body went still. Steve’s expression was unreadable. But Bucky, who knew him better than anyone, would’ve noticed the slight tightening of his fists. 

"... A what?"

The journalist shrugged. "It’s just a question. A lot of people out there are wondering. Does Matt Murdock benefit financially from being in this relationship? After all, you and Barnes have resources from your Avengers work. He’s just a lawyer from Hell’s Kitchen who does a lot of pro bono work. Do you… support him?"

For a long moment, Steve didn’t say anything. The air in the studio seemed to drop a few degrees. Then, he gave a slow, humorless chuckle.

"You’re asking if we pay Matt to be with us?" Steve’s voice was calm, but there was an unmistakable edge beneath it.

The journalist shifted slightly. "It’s a fair question …"

"No, it’s not," Steve cut in. "It’s an insult. Not just to Matt, but to us."

The journalist tried to recover. "Well, surely you can understand why people would be  curious. You and Barnes are …"

Steve leaned forward slightly, his voice now dangerously quiet. "Let me tell you something about Matt Murdock. He doesn’t need our money. He doesn’t need our help. He is the most stubborn, brilliant, capable man I know, and if you or anyone else thinks he’s with us for a paycheck, then you clearly don’t know a damn thing about him. And frankly, I wonder if we deserve him. Now, let me be clear about something: I love Bucky Barnes. I love Matt Murdock. I don’t need anyone’s approval for that. Next question."

The journalist cleared his throat and quickly shifted the conversation back to the Avengers.

The journalist forced a smile. "Well, I appreciate your … honesty, Captain."

Steve leaned back, crossing his arms. "Yeah. I’m sure you do."

After a brief, awkward pause, the journalist cleared his throat and abruptly shifted the conversation back to the Avengers. But the damage was already done. Within the hour, clips of Steve’s words were everywhere.

**********

When Steve stepped back into the flat, rubbing the tension from his neck, Bucky was leaning against the wall, arms crossed. "So, we’re a stunt now? Also, ‘I wonder if we deserve him?’ Damn, Stevie, you’re really out here making me look bad."

Matt smirked from where he sat on the couch. "I mean, it’s nice to know we’re apparently part of some big PR conspiracy."

"Don’t start."

Bucky snorted. "I gotta say, though, the way you shut that guy down? Hot."

Matt chuckled and turned his head towards Steve. "I have to agree."

Bucky kept on. “But… A charity case? Really?”

"You know, I’d be offended, but I actually think this is hilarious." Matt said.

Steve groaned, rubbing his face. "I was this close to flipping that guy’s chair over."

Bucky grinned. "Would’ve been great TV."

Matt chuckled again. “Well, thanks for the glowing review. ‘Strongest, most brilliant, determined man’... Should I put that on my business cards?”

Steve shot him a look, but there was fondness in his eyes. "Don’t push it."

Bucky smirked. "Yeah, Matty, leave some room for my compliments."

Steve sighed, shaking his head, as he sat next to Matt "I hate the media."

Matt just took his hand. "Well, at least now the whole world knows how much you adore me."

Bucky chuckled, leaned in and pressed a kiss to Matt’s temple. "Yeah, yeah. We all know you’re the best one here, Matty. No need to rub it in."

"And here I was, thinking I should start charging you two for the privilege of my company."

They all laughed.

And just like that, the noise of the world faded away.

Chapter Text

Steve’s interview had barely been out for an hour before the internet exploded.

@ClintBarton: "Steve Rogers verbally punching a guy in the face on live TV? 10/10. No notes."

@SamWilson: "Wild how people are out here questioning Matt Murdock when he’s the smartest guy in the room 90% of the time. Some of y’all need to re-evaluate your opinions. #Respect"

@NatRomanoff: "Anyone who thinks Matt Murdock is a ‘charity case’ has clearly never met Matt Murdock. That man would represent you in court, win, and still somehow make you feel bad about it."

@PeterStark: "Mr. Rogers basically said ‘fight me’ on national TV and honestly? Kind of iconic."

@DrBannerPhD: "If you thought Steve was the nicest Avenger, I hope this interview was a wake-up call."

@ThorOdinson: "I do not understand why Midgardians concern themselves with the love of others. It is clear that Steven, Bucky, and Matthew are bound by honor and devotion! Who dares question their worthiness?"

@RocketRaccoon: "Wait, so Cap does threaten people. Nice. Took him long enough."

**********

During an interview, Tony had been doing an entirely unrelated press conference. The topic was about Stark Industries’ latest tech initiative when a reporter decided to get bold.

"Mr. Stark, any thoughts on Captain Rogers' interview? Some people feel he was too aggressive in defending his relationship."

Tony, who had been taking a sip of his coffee, slowly lowered his cup and gave the reporter a blank stare. "Did we watch the same interview?"

The reporter hesitated. "Well, he …"

Tony held up a hand. "Let me stop you right there. First of all, Stevie was holding back. That was the polite version. Second, do you know Matt Murdock? That guy is terrifying. If anything, I’m shocked he hasn't been sued for emotional damage yet."

A chuckle rippled through the audience, but Tony wasn’t done.

"Look, I get it. You all think because Matty doesn’t throw cars across a battlefield, he’s somehow ‘lesser.’ Newsflash: he doesn’t need to. He’s smarter than most of us. Frankly, if anyone here had to debate him, you’d lose before you opened your mouth."

The reporter tried again. "So, you support …"

Tony rolled his eyes. "Obviously. Who wouldn’t? These three are disgustingly in love, and if you can’t handle that, I suggest therapy."

***** Avengers Compound *****

Steve had barely taken his jacket off when his phone buzzed. Sam had sent him a link to Tony’s interview with nothing but a string of laughing emojis.

Bucky, watching the clip on his own phone, snorted. "Did Tony just say we were disgustingly in love?"

Matt smirked, stretching on the couch. "I mean… he’s not wrong."

Steve sighed, rubbing his temples. "I’m never doing another interview again."

"Sure you aren’t, Stevie." Bucky chuckled, leaning in to press a kiss to Steve’s temple.

"We believe you." Matt added.

The three of them sat there, tangled up on one of the Compound couches as the world continued to talk. 

***** Later on Twitter *****

@BuckyBarnes: "Just so we’re clear: Matt Murdock is the best thing to happen to me and Steve. Y’all can argue about it all you want, but at the end of the day, we’re going to bed happy. Together. Stay mad. <3 "

The top replies were : 

@ClintBarton: "Man really said ‘cope’ and logged off."

@NatRomanoff: "I respect the pettiness."

@PeterStark: "I feel like I should not be reading this."

@SamWilson: "Bucky, my guy, this is not how you de-escalate a situation."

@RocketRaccoon: "Nah, let him cook."

If anyone asks when they’ll be older, they’ll say that Bucky’s tweet was ground zero for the chaos that will follow. Because, of course, Bucky’s declaration of love wasn’t enough to stop the internet from doing what it does best: oversharing thoughts. The discourse took an immediate turn, with people speculating about dynamics in their relationship.

@SuperSoldierStan: "Let’s be real, Matt’s 100% the bottom here."

@JusticeForHeroes: "Matt Murdock is blind and tiny compared to them. Of course, he’s the bottom."

@PowerBalance123: "Imagine being between two super soldiers… yeah, Matt’s got zero say in that situation."

@AvengersTea: "I mean… Steve and Bucky give major ‘we protect our delicate lawyer boyfriend’ energy."

@DaredevilsWrath: "Y’all think Matt Murdock takes orders from anyone? He literally argues for a living. He’s making them beg, I promise."

@NatashaKnows: "You people clearly don’t know Matt Murdock. My money’s on him running that entire relationship."

@ChaosGremlin: "Matt ‘I have no fear’ Murdock is absolutely the one in control. Sorry, I don’t make the rules."

And obviously, Bucky had to add oil to the fire.

@BuckyBarnes: "Y’all are way too concerned with things that ain’t your business. But for the record? Don’t assume so much. ;)

@ClintBarton: "WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS."

@PeterStark: "I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THIS."

@IronManOfficial: "New rule: Bucky is banned from tweeting after 8 PM."

@SamWilson: "I’m logging off forever."

@MattMurdock: "sighs in Catholic guilt"

And Bucky kept digging.

@BuckyBarnes: “Oh, and by the way… I like being in the middle."

@ClintBarton: "BUCKY, STOP."

@PeterStark: "I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THIS. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS."

@NatRomanoff: "I respect the lack of shame, but please never speak to me again."

@IronManOfficial: "I’m deleting the internet. Effective immediately."

@SamWilson: "You were a respected war hero once. What happened !?"

@MattMurdock: "I’m going to Mass first thing in the morning."

@SteveRogers: "…Buck."

@BuckyBarnes: "Yeah, babe?"

@SteveRogers: "We talked about this."

@BuckyBarnes: "And yet, here we are."

If anyone thought Bucky’s tweet would shut people up, they were very mistaken. Instead, it just made things worse.

@SuperSoldierStan: "WAIT… so if Bucky’s in the middle, does that mean Matt is…???"

@AvengersTea: "Did we all just collectively underestimate Matt Murdock? Because if Bucky’s in the middle, that leaves only one possibility."

@PowerBalance123: "You’re telling me the blind lawyer is running the show???"

@ChaosGremlin: "I told y’all. Matt Murdock doesn’t take orders, he gives them."

@DaredevilsWrath: "Man has two super soldiers wrapped around his finger. Catholic guilt won’t save him now."

Bucky couldn’t just let it go and went at it again:

@BuckyBarnes: "I wasn’t gonna say anything else, but y’know what? Yeah. Matt’s in charge. Dude’s terrifying. Enjoy that mental image."

@ClintBarton: "WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS."

@PeterStark: "I’M A MINOR. I’M BLOCKING ALL OF YOU."

@NatRomanoff: "This is the best day of my life."

@TonyStark: "I need a drink. And a memory wipe."

@SteveRogers: "Bucky, please."

@BuckyBarnes: "Love you, babe <3"

@MattMurdock: "I leave my phone for an hour and come back to this? I hate all of you."

@DaredevilsWrath: "Matt, blink twice if you’re being held hostage. Oh, wait …!"

@BuckyBarnes: "Blocked."

The discourse raged on, but at that point, one super-soldier had logged off, smug as ever. The situation had barely settled when someone asked the “real question”.

@SuperSoldierStan: "Hold on. If Matt’s in charge, and Bucky’s in the middle… does that mean CAPTAIN AMERICA is the bottom???"

And with that, chaos erupted once again.

@PowerBalance123: "You’re telling me the Star-Spangled Man with a Plan is taking orders???"

@AvengersTea: "I suddenly understand why Steve has so much pent-up frustration. LMAO."

@ChaosGremlin: "Well, he is America’s Ass ..."

@NotMyCap: "Steve Rogers is a sub??? I refuse to believe this."

@DaredevilsWrath: "This is the greatest day in internet history."

Chapter Text

Bucky saw the tweets. He could have ignored them. But where’s the fun in that?

@BuckyBarnes: "You guys have no idea how much I wanna answer this."

Top Replies:

@ClintBarton: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T."

@IronManOfficial: "BARNES, I SWEAR—"

@NatRomanoff: "Bucky. Be chaotic. Do it."

@PeterStark: "I NEED YOU ALL TO REMEMBER THAT I AM STILL HERE."

@SamWilson: "Barnes. Do not confirm or deny anything. I beg you."

And then, to everyone’s horror …

@BuckyBarnes: "Let’s just say… Cap follows orders very well ;)"

The Avengers lose it.

@SteveRogers: "Bucky. Delete this. Right now."

@BuckyBarnes: "No <3"

@MattMurdock: "I hate both of you."

@IronManOfficial: "This is why Steve was the worst PR nightmare before the relationship drama. Ask Pepper."

@SamWilson: "I’m done. I’m so done. Someone get me off this team."

@ClintBarton: "I will never recover from this information."

@ThorOdinson: "I do not see the issue. Many great warriors have taken orders in battle and in love."

@RocketRaccoon: "LMAO, Cap's really out here saying ‘Yes, sir.’"

@PeterStark: "I’M BLOCKING EVERYONE. FOREVER."

The internet went absolutely feral. Steve? Well, he was debating throwing Bucky’s phone into the ocean. Bucky, on the other hand, was smug as hell. Steve thought that Bucky was done being chaotic for the day. He was hopeful they could all have the dinner Matt prepared in peace...

He hadn’t counted on Matt joining the chaos.

Matt, ever the master of patience, decided it was time to put his own spin on the situation. He had heard about the tweets, the memes, the absurd theories. He had kept quiet, thinking maybe it would die down. Spoiler alert: it didn’t. So, with a sigh and a smirk, Matt picked up his phone and joined the madness.

@MattMurdock: "Okay, this is getting ridiculous. But just for the record, I don’t need to be in charge to kick both their asses. Just sayin’."

Top Replies:

@DaredevilsWrath: "Matt really out here flexing. And you know what? We’re here for it."

@SuperSoldierStan: "Matt’s the true top in this relationship. Don’t let the blindness fool you. Dude’s running things behind the scenes."

@JusticeForHeroes: "I swear, Matt Murdock could break your heart and your bones in one move, and you’d thank him for it."

@AvengersTea: "Matt Murdock walking in like ‘I don’t need to be the loudest, but when I speak, y’all listen.”

@MattMurdock: "Well, when you're blind and your hearing is better than most people's eyesight, you learn how to listen real well."

@IronManOfficial: "That’s my guy right there. Matt doesn’t have time for anyone’s nonsense. #TeamMatt"

@ClintBarton: "Matt, you’re way too calm in this whole situation. Are you sure you’re not the one pulling all the strings here?"

@SamWilson: "Matt’s been quiet, but I can feel it. He’s got the power. The real question is: does Steve even know what he's gotten into?"

@MattMurdock: "Trust me, Sam. He does."

@PeterStark: "Matt, buddy, I’m gonna need you to stop with the cool confidence. This is just too much for my teenage heart to handle."

@NatashaRomanoff: "I always said Matt was the one who had it all together. But now I’m convinced he's the one keeping Steve and Bucky from burning the whole world down."

@BuckyBarnes: "You’re not wrong, Nat. But you know who makes it all work? Me ;)"

@MattMurdock: "Careful, Barnes. You’re only one step away from me spanking the truth right back into you."

@BuckyBarnes: "Again with the threats, Matty?"

@SteveRogers: "Do we have to get involved in this right now?"

@MattMurdock: "I didn’t start this mess. I’m just here for the popcorn."

@ClintBarton: "Let Matt be the adult in this relationship, please."

@IronManOfficial: "Honestly, the more Matt talks, the more I think he’s the real ‘leader’ here. Cap’s the face, Barnes is the muscle, and Matt’s the brains."

@MattMurdock: "Well, if I’m gonna have to listen to all your nonsense, at least I might as well get some entertainment out of it."

@ThorOdinson: "I do not understand the meaning of this... bottom... but if Matt is truly the one in charge, I must give him my respect."

@RocketRaccoon: "Yo, Matt’s lowkey the power player in this relationship, and I’m here for it."

As the replies kept flooding in, it became clearer than ever that Matt had officially taken his seat at the head of the table. Despite the ongoing chaos, there was a sense of control in his response. He wasn’t flustered. And somehow, he was keeping both Steve and Bucky in check while everyone else lost their minds.

@MattMurdock: "Listen, I don’t need any of you to understand me or my relationships. But if you want to keep speculating, go right ahead. I’m good. Just know one thing—whatever you think is happening… I’m probably laughing to myself about it."

Top Replies:

@DaredevilsWrath: "Matt Murdock, taking control of the narrative, as usual. Iconic."

@ClintBarton: "I knew this man was dangerous, but I didn’t know he was this dangerous."

@IronManOfficial: "Honestly, I’m not mad. I’m just impressed."

@MattMurdock: "I’ll take that as a compliment, Tony."

Matt sat back, sipping his coffee, clearly enjoying the chaos he’d unleashed. It was a rare moment for him, one where he didn’t need to fight in the courtroom or on the streets. He could hear Bucky laughing under his breath and Steve’s exasperation in his sighs.

Chapter Text

Matt, ready to be the wild card, decides it is time to throw in one last comment to counter Bucky's antics.

@MattMurdock: "For the record: if Bucky Barnes tweets anything inflammatory again, I’m going to spank his ass so hard that even the Winter Soldier will feel it. Consider this a warning."

Top Replies:

@SuperSoldierStan: "Matt Murdock coming in hot. You know he means business."

@AvengersTea: "Matt said enough is enough and I am here for it. Let Bucky learn."

@ChaosGremlin: "Oh, it’s on now. I need popcorn for this."

@BuckyBarnes: "Did you seriously just threaten my ass?"

@MattMurdock: "Consider it a promise, Barnes. Keep it up, and I’ll make sure you remember that you’re not just a soldier. You’re a grown man who doesn’t know how to keep his mouth shut."

@BuckyBarnes: "Good luck trying to catch me. You can’t see me coming."

@MattMurdock: "I don’t need to see you, Buck."

@IronManOfficial: "Well, this is a problem for the ages. Someone give Matt a medal for restraint."

@ClintBarton: "Honestly, I want a front-row seat for this. Someone’s getting a lesson."

@SamWilson: "Honestly, I think Matt just became the real Captain America here. He’s handling all of this, no problem."

Bucky wondered if maybe he had pushed it a bit too far this time. Matt’s words were more than just playful banter. They were a warning, one that Bucky wasn’t sure he could ignore. However, not being one to back down from a challenge, especially from Matt, Bucky did what Bucky does best. Keep it chaotic.

@BuckyBarnes: "Okay, Murdock. If you're gonna spank my ass, you better make sure it’s worth the effort. Just remember. I’m faster than I look."

Top Replies:

@SuperSoldierStan: "Is this a threat or a promise? I can’t tell anymore, but either way, I’m here for it."

@ChaosGremlin: "Not Bucky tempting fate like this. I can’t stop laughing."

@AvengersTea: "Bucky Barnes really said ‘try me, blind man.’ I’m screaming."

@SamWilson: "Man’s got confidence, I’ll give him that. But Matt doesn’t joke about threats."

@ClintBarton: "Bucky, I warned you. This is going to end with you learning something new about yourself."

@MattMurdock: "Well, well. Guess I’ll just have to make it extra worth it, then. You keep talking, and I’ll make sure you don’t forget this."

@BuckyBarnes: "I like a challenge."

@SteveRogers: "Both of you, stop it."

@PeterStark: "I’m a minor! Why am I always here for this?"

@BuckyBarnes: "Peter, you’ve been through enough. Don’t worry, I’ll handle Matt. Just… try not to Google anything right now."

@MattMurdock: "Too late for that, Buck. You’re the one putting this on the internet. But, hey, it’s your call."

At this point, the internet was losing it. Fans, trolls, and even members of the Avengers were glued to their screens, watching Bucky and Matt’s back-and-forth like it was a live-streamed sports event. But no one was really sure how far this would go.

@IronManOfficial: "Well, now we know Bucky’s new weakness: Matt’s threats. This is gold."

And so, the game continued: Bucky did post something inflammatory. He just couldn't resist pushing Matt's buttons just a little further.

@BuckyBarnes: "Honestly, Matt talks a big game, but I think we all know who’s really wearing the pants in this relationship... And it sure as hell ain’t him. #JustSaying"

Top Replies:

@SuperSoldierStan: "Bucky just hit a new level of chaos and I’m here for it. No one can stop this man."

@AvengersTea: "Did Bucky just voluntarily sign up for spanking? Because it’s coming... fast."

@ClintBarton: "Matt is coming for you."

@IronManOfficial: "Wait, is Bucky really doing this? Matt, get the palm slaps ready."

@MattMurdock: "Really, Barnes? You had to go there? Fine. I tried being nice."

@BuckyBarnes: "Come on, Matt. I’m not afraid."

@MattMurdock: "Oh, you should be."

@SamWilson: "Honestly, at this point, someone needs to start a timer. We’ve got a countdown on the impending spanking session."

@PeterStark: "Is this even real life anymore?"

@SteveRogers:  "Alright, that’s it. No more phones for either of you. I’ll literally take both of them away."

@BuckyBarnes: "Good luck, Cap."

@MattMurdock: "You sure about that, Buck? I can still feel the button you're about to press."

@IronManOfficial: "Hey, Bucky, it’s not too late to delete the tweet. I will send you a really embarrassing meme if you don’t."

@MattMurdock: "Alright, Barnes. You’ve had your fun."

At home, Steve was watching Matt getting some toys ready. Bucky, who knew perfectly what he was doing, was biting his lips in anticipation.

@SteveRogers: "@BuckyBarnes, you’ve been warned. Don’t say I didn’t tell you."

Top Replies:

@SamWilson: "Steve out here dropping the hammer. This is gonna be fun."

@PeterStark: "Why do I feel like the Avengers are about to start an actual fight?"

@IronManOfficial:: "Steve, please. Let me handle this. I’ve got the best memes lined up to save Bucky."

@BuckyBarnes: "I’m still faster than both of you. But fine, keep the threats coming, Matt. Let’s see who gets the last laugh."

@MattMurdock: "Oh, Bucky. Keep it up."

Steve, who also had visuals, knew Matt wasn’t playing around anymore. The countdown to the spanking session was officially in full swing. Bucky was already becoming flushed. 

@BuckyBarnes: "Fine. Fine. Matt is our top."

Chapter Text

Matt, who had finished setting up the toys on the bed, leaned against the door of their living room, ready for the scene. Bucky looked at Matt with parted lips and palmed himself through his pants. Steve’s eyes were already locked onto them; he knew he was going to be more of an observer this time but damn… he was going to take pleasure in it. Matt clicked his tongue.

“Do you think you deserve it ? Give yourself pleasure ?”

“No.” Bucky swallowed.

“No… ?”

“No, sir.” Bucky tried to put his hand on Steve’s thigh instead. But Matt stopped him before he could.

“Don’t touch Steve either.” Buck settled by putting both his hands on his thighs. “Tell me Bucky… Do you know why you are about to be punished ?” Matt asked as he put his fingers under Bucky’s chin.

“I have to be reminded of my place, sir.” Matt could hear Bucky’s heartbeat picking up in anticipation.

“Exactly. Steve… Give me a number between one and twenty.” he said while turning to his other partner.

Steve’s mouth was dry as he answered : “Twelve.” 

“Good. Bucky, go to our bedroom. Choose what you’d like me to use. Take off your clothes and wait for me on all fours.”

“Yes, sir.” Bucky said as he stood up. He barely took two steps when Matt spanked him hard. He couldn’t help the loud moan escaping his mouth. He almost ran to the bedroom. Steve’s hand flew to his clothed cock. Matt leaned in and put his hand over Steve’s.

“You can pleasure yourself all you want, babe.” And Matt raised his other hand to gently pull at some hair. Steve moaned. As his lips opened, Matt took the opportunity to pull him a heated kiss, their tongues entering a wild dance. When they stopped, Matt had his signature smirk.

“We should go see if our lover is ready before he takes matters into his own hands.”

Steve, breathless from the kiss, could only nod.

They both stood up and walked to the bedroom, hands joined. When they came in, they saw Bucky did as he was told : he was naked, on his hands and knees. Next to him was a bottle of lube, a plug and a leather crop. Steve pulled down his pants and underwear to his ankles before sitting down on a chair in a corner of the room. Matt went to stroke Bucky’s ass with both hands before spanking him again. Gentler this time. Bucky shuddered.

“Are you ready ?”

“Yes, sir.” Needless to say, Matt could feel the anticipation pouring out of Bucky’s every pores. Matt took the lube and put some on his hand and let some trickle down into Bucky’s asscrack. He passed the bottle to Steve. Then, he went and started circling Bucky’s hole with one finger. Bucky moved, pushed onto Matt’s finger, hoping, anticipating.

“Use your words, love.”

“Can you put your fingers in me, please, sir ?”

Matt heard Steve take a sharp inhale when he slid his index into Bucky. And it’s only after a few movements, when he brushed the prostate, that Bucky moaned loudly.  He put in a second finger; this time making a scissoring motion, taking his time to relax the muscle. With his other hand, Matt took the plug.

“The vibrating one ? Good choice.” Matt chose the low setting. “You won’t be allowed to cum before I say so. Understood?”

“Yes, sir.” Bucky’s voice was laced with arousal. He peeked at his lovers in the mirror of Steve’s vanity table. Steve’s hand was slowly going up and down his cock. And he could see Matt getting ready to put the plug in him. He felt Matt’s fingers leaving. The brief feeling of loss was quickly replaced by sheer pleasure as he felt the plug slowly entering. The vibrations already a delightful torture to resist. He couldn’t help but moan loudly as he felt - and saw - Matt pushing his clothed cock against the plug and making small movements. Matt’s head was thrown back, the vibrations having some effects on him too.

After a couple of minutes like this. Matt stepped back, a little breathless.

“Time for your punishment.” Matt said as he grabbed the crop. “Steve, would you like to count ? or would you like Bucky to ?”

“Bucky.” he answered as his hand picked up the pace slightly.

“Good… Bucky, tell us your safeword before I start.”

“Brooklyn, sir.”

“Good… Now, about that ass of yours…” And he barely waited a second before giving the first strike. Bucky moaned the first number. He did so for the next four. His asscheeks were stinging. Strike six, seven and eight were in quick succession. He whimpered. 

“I’m not going to hold back for the last four.” Matt warned. Steve was breathing loudly, his hand going at a fast pace now.

And Matt did as he promised, using his full strength for the last four strikes. Bucky, whose skin felt like burning, cried the numbers this time. A couple of tears escaped his eyes. Matt put the crop down and stroked Bucky’s asscheeks gently.

“You did well, love.”

“Sir…” Bucky sobbed. The burn and the vibrations were starting to become a cocktail really difficult to resist, he was getting close.

“What is it, Bucky?”

“I want you and Steve.”

“How ?”

“I want you in my ass. And I want Steve in my mouth... Please, sir.”

“You ask so politely.” Steve was already getting rid of the clothes that were still at his feet. Matt unbuckled his belt and did the same. While Steve was walking to the other side of the bed to stand in front of Bucky, Matt was adding lube on his cock. As Matt gently took out the plug, Steve guided his cock into Bucky’s mouth. Matt could feel the rush of blood and the muscle constricting from where he was : Steve wouldn’t last much longer. And he didn’t. Matt slid into Bucky slowly and only managed a couple of slow thrusts before Steve came. Bucky moaned around his cock, the vibrations sending the final waves of pleasures to Steve. Bucky bobbed his head a couple of times before swallowing. Steve pulled out and went to sit on the bed, out of breath, to watch them finish. Matt could feel Bucky’s legs trembling from holding the position and from pleasure. He wasn’t very far.

“Hard and fast ?” Matt asked, quite close to climax too.

“Yes… please… sir…”

And so Matt did go hard and fast. Buck’s metal arm flew to grip the headboard at the end of the bed. Matt could hear the wood splinter but didn’t stop and continued the merciless rhythm. Hearing Matt’s groans was like permission to let go for Bucky. He screamed with pleasure. Matt’s cock going in and out, his thighs tapping on the burning sensation on his ass… All of this made it all the more intense for Bucky.  His other hand seized Steve’s ankle.

“May I… come… sir ?”

“Yes. Come for me, love.” Matt said. Bucky’s vision went white for a few seconds as he climaxed, his come going on his thighs and on the sheet. After that, it only took Matt a couple of hard thrusts as he felt Bucky tightening around him. 

They both flopped on the bed, breathless, sated. When Matt pulled out, some of his cum dribbled out of Bucky’s hole. Even after a couple of minutes, they didn’t register Steve cleaning them with a wet cloth.

Later, when they were all tucked under the covers, Bucky - in the middle, lying on his side - said : 

“You know Twitter hasn’t seen the last of me.”

“Oh, I know. But I’ll be there.” Matt teased back.

They heard Steve chuckled. They both turned their heads in his direction.

“What’s funny Stevie ?” Bucky asked.

“Sam sent a message on the Avengers private group chat.” He read : “Please… don’t tell me you used twitter for foreplay.”

The message was followed by laughing emojis from the others. The trio laughed. Steve added a winking emoji.

“I should tell him that me being in the middle means I like to switch… Ouch !” Matt had just pinched Bucky’s ass. “You’re right. I should confirm that Steve is the real bott… Okay, okay, I’ll stop… for today.” as Matt pinched his ass harder.

“Good enough.” Matt chuckled.

Chapter Text

Bucky's Twitter was completely silent. Hours had passed since his last tweet. The internet buzzed with questions: Where was Bucky? Why hadn’t he tweeted back? Did Matt finally spank him? Was he embarrassed ?

@SuperSoldierStan: "Did Bucky just get spanked so hard he had to deactivate Twitter? The silence is deafening."

@AvengersTea: "I think Matt’s been practicing. Bucky’s gone radio silent for too long."

@ClintBarton: "I’ll bet you a hundred bucks that Bucky’s locked in a room somewhere with his phone on do not disturb."

@SamWilson: "I know things I wish I didn't."

@IronManOfficial: "I just hope he’s not taking a nap. No one needs to see Bucky get spanked into next week..."

Even Steve’s Twitter had gone silent. It was clear that no one was going to say anything. The Avengers ? Their teasing was only just starting.

***** Avengers Compound *****

The Avengers were sitting around the table in the middle of a strategy session when Bucky, uncharacteristically quiet, shifted in his seat.

As Bucky shifted again, trying to get comfortable, he winced slightly. He tried to pass it off as nothing, but the slight grimace on his face didn’t go unnoticed. Then, just as Bucky attempted to adjust once more, an unfortunate moment occurred : his chair squeaked under him, and his discomfort was impossible to ignore.

Bucky shot a quick look around the room, but everyone had already seen it. The silence that followed was soon broken by none other than Tony who, with his usual mischievous grin, couldn’t help but tweet about what's happening.

@IronManOfficial: "Bucky, having trouble sitting there? Looks like someone got spanked a little too hard. #Don’tMessWithMatt"

Attached to the tweet was a picture of Bucky in his chair, discomfort visible on his face.

Top Replies:

@SuperSoldierStan: "Did Bucky actually just get spanked? This is going to be a meme forever."

@SamWilson: "Bucky, you okay, man?"

@NatRomanoff: "I’m trying to stay professional here, but I saw that wince. Someone’s going to have to explain what just happened."

@PeterStark: "Someone get this man a pillow!"

@ClintBarton: "Is there a ‘spank recovery’ kit we can get for Bucky? I feel like this meeting just took a weird turn."

@SteveRogers: "Tony, really? You had to tweet that?"

@BuckyBarnes: "I swear to God, I am going to delete Twitter. No one needs to know about this. #JustLetMeSitInPeace"

The room fell into a brief, awkward silence before everyone, except for Bucky, whose ass was still stinging, burst into laughter. Even Steve couldn’t suppress the amused grin tugging at his lips.

And of course, the internet was loving every second of it. Fans were quick to theorize how hard Matt had spanked Bucky, and the jokes kept coming in. Matt decided to keep teasing a bit more : 

@MattMurdock: "Spanked? Oh, I think we need to clarify this for Bucky... Just a reminder: I told you to behave. #ThisIsWhatHappens"

From that point on, Bucky was forced to deal with the endless teasing tweets, memes, and playful jabs. His own teammates weren't letting him off the hook anytime soon. So, Bucky decided to take the matter into his own hands (as he promised his partners the night before).

@BuckyBarnes: "Alright, alright. You all win. Yes, I got spanked. And yes, it was Matt. I have regrets… Can we just move on now? #IAmNotABottom"

Top Replies:

@SuperSoldierStan: "Bucky actually admitted it. I’m in shock. #SpankedByMatt"

@MattMurdock: "Just to clarify — Bucky didn’t regret it until after it was done.  #NoTurningBackNow"

@SteveRogers: "Seriously though, I love both of you. And I think we can all agree, Matt got this. #MattGotThis"

Chapter Text

After days of the relentless online chatter, Steve had finally decided to stop holding back. The constant barrage of speculation about him, Bucky, and Matt had tested his patience, but this time, instead of being frustrated, he decided to play along. If the internet was going to keep guessing and cracking jokes, why not take control of the narrative and have a little fun with it?

He glanced over at Matt, who was sitting across from him at the kitchen table, quietly reading a braille version of a book. Bucky was lounging on the couch next to him, tapping away at his phone. Steve smiled, feeling more at ease than he had in days.

This was their dynamic, and it wasn’t going to change just because the world wanted to turn their lives into a punchline. With a mischievous grin, Steve picked up his phone and began typing. He knew this would send the internet into a frenzy, but for once, he didn’t mind. It was time to let the world in, on their own terms.

@SteveRogers: "Alright, here’s the truth: I’m the bottom. I love it. Bucky’s likes switching, and Matt takes care of us. He’s also the best cook. Go ahead, keep speculating, but we’re just here living our best lives #LivingOurTruth #MattCooksTheBestMeals"

The internet immediately exploded.

Top Replies:

@SuperSoldierStan: "Steve just admitted he’s the bottom and doesn’t care. This is a power move, and I’m here for it. #TrueCap"

@MattMurdock: "Well, well, well. Looks like Steve finally let the cat out of the bag. And, yes, I am the better cook. #JustSaying"

@BuckyBarnes: "Alright, alright, fine. I’m in the middle. But at least I’m not the one stealing all the covers at night. #BalanceIsKey"

@IronManOfficial: "Wait, did Steve just admit he’s loving being the bottom? And now Matt’s cooking for them? This is the content I needed today. #SupportiveBoyfriendVibes"

@PeterStark: "I thought I was prepared for anything, but Steve just made a bold statement. #CapIsFullOfSurprises"

@ClintBarton: "This is honestly the most refreshing take on Avengers relationships I’ve ever seen. #NoShameInTheirGame"

@NatRomanoff: "This is priceless. #LivingTheTruth #TeamCap"

Steve leaned back on the couch, chuckling to himself as the notifications flooded in. There was a mix of shock, admiration, and amusement in the replies, but what really stood out to him was the overwhelming support from fans.

And with that, the trio returned to their peaceful evening, Matt continuing to read his book while Bucky snickered at the reactions online. Steve glanced at his two loves and couldn’t help but smile. He may be the bottom, but when it came to love, he was on top of the world.

Chapter Text

After a week of teasing from fans and media, Bucky decided it was time to post a picture of them. It was a selfie of Steve, Matt and himself, all three of them lying together, smiles wide, completely at ease. Bucky was in the middle. Matt wasn’t wearing his glasses, a sign he was comfortable, his eyes sparkling. Their bond was palpable.

@BuckyBarnes: "Just a little something to remind you all that we’re living our best lives. #NoRegrets #RealLifeHeroes"

Top Replies:

@IronManOfficial: "I’m honestly just impressed Bucky managed to get a decent selfie. #Skills #BestBoys"

@SuperSoldierStan: "This is it. This is the content I’ve been waiting for. Thank you, Bucky. #LivingOurBestLives #MattWithoutGlassesIsGoals"

@ClintBarton: "I’ve seen a lot of things, but this… this is peak content. #NoPrivacy #ButImHereForIt"

@NatRomanoff: "These three are genuinely the most entertaining throuple. #TrueHeroes #NotYourBusinessButStillAwesome"

@CaptainAmericaFan: "Matt looks so different without his glasses… Now I’m curious about the rest of their secrets. #SpillTheTea #StillLoveThem"

@PeterStark: "Okay, I thought I was prepared for anything, but this is... unexpected. I love how happy they look though. #TrueLove"

@Justice4Heroes: "People have no idea what it takes to build a relationship like this. These three are giving us all hope. #Support"

@SuperSoldierFan: "Bucky’s "in the middle." As it should be. #BestPosition #TeamBucky"

@SteveRogers: "Someone better be making dinner. I’m starving. #NotKidding #MattCookedTheBestMeals"

The tweet quickly became one of the most liked and retweeted posts on Twitter. Fans were over the moon, finally seeing the trio’s dynamic in a genuine light. There was something refreshing about the simplicity of the photo. People were commenting that they had "never seen superheroes so relatable," and some even joked that Bucky’s metal arm might be the key to getting such a perfect selfie.

But, of course, not everyone was supportive. Critics quickly began to flood the replies, questioning the validity of their relationship and making crude jokes about their dynamic.

@TheRealTruthSeeker: "Okay, this is just weird. What are we supposed to take from this? Is this what heroes are reduced to now? #OverIt"

@SuperSoldierFan11: "This is why I can’t take this whole ‘team up’ thing seriously. This is not the right representation for Captain America. #NotMyCap"

Despite the negativity, people were starting to support Bucky, Steve, and Matt, respecting their willingness to be open about their lives.

@MattMurdock: "I’ll let Bucky take all the heat for the selfie. I’m just here for the snacks. #TeamSnacks"

The image made it clear that, whether people liked it or not, they were going to continue living their lives on their terms.

@MattMurdock: "Someone’s gotta keep my loves fed and happy. Cooking for them is the least I can do. #BestChef #TeamCooking #LuckyBoys"

Top Replies:

@BuckyBarnes: "I can confirm. Matt’s cooking is literally the best. He spoils us. #NoComplaintsHere"

@DaredevilFan89: "Matt cooking for them? I’m honestly not surprised. He’s a lawyer AND a chef? #DoubleThreat"

@CaptainAmericaFan: "I’ve been wondering what the real secret behind their relationship is… and it turns out it’s Matt’s cooking. #TrueLove #HeartAndStomach"

@IronManOfficial: "Let’s be real, Matt’s cooking probably saves them from eating only protein bars and emergency rations. #GoodDecision #WellFedHeroes"

@NatRomanoff: "Matt’s cooking is legendary. I’ve been there, and let me tell you, it’s always top-tier. #TeamMattCooks #NoOneDoesItBetter"

@SuperSoldierFan: "Ok, but I’m really curious now... what does Matt cook for breakfast? #CuriousFoodies"

@ClintBarton: "Not gonna lie, Matt’s cooking is a better weapon than any of our tech. I’ll take whatever he’s making. #FoodGoals"

@PeterStark: "Did anyone else just go from food envy to relationship goals? Matt knows the way to their hearts. #Respect"

@BuckyBarnes: "Seriously, though, Matt’s cooking is our secret to happiness. Don’t tell anyone, though. It’s a superhero secret. "

@SteveRogers: "Matt’s cooking is more dangerous than anything I’ve faced on the battlefield. But I’ll gladly risk it. #WorthIt"

People couldn’t help but joke about what might be cooking in the trio's kitchen. Some even began speculating about the dishes Matt might be making, from gourmet meals to midnight snacks. For Matt, it was just another reminder that in their relationship, love and food were the foundations of everything. And for the fans, it was yet another reason to adore the trio even more.

@CuriousFan42: "Okay, but is that why Bucky looks a bit pudgy around the middle? Too many of Matt’s home-cooked meals? "

Top Replies:

@BuckyBarnes: "Let’s just say I’m living my best life. A little extra muscle here and there never hurt anyone.  #DadBodGoals #EnjoyingLife"

@MattMurdock: "Honestly, I can't help it if my cooking is irresistible. But hey, I’m happy to feed the people I love.  #BestChef #NotSorry"

@CaptainAmericaFan: "If I were Bucky, I’d be eating everything Matt made, too. No judgment here. #MattMurdockForTheWin"

@IronManOfficial: "Okay, Bucky’s looking a little fluffier than usual, but can you blame him? Matt’s cooking is basically a superpower. #NoRegrets #KeepEating"

@FoggyNelson: "I swear, if Bucky’s eating my share of Matt’s meals now too, there’s gonna be problems. My mom taught him everything he knows! #MattMurdockIsTheBestChef"

@KarenPage: "Honestly, I’m just here for the food. If Matt’s cooking is making Bucky happy, then we’re all winning. #FoodIsLove #TeamMatt"

@SteveRogers: "Honestly, if Bucky’s looking a little more... ‘fluffy,’ it’s just a sign that he’s happy. Don’t we all deserve that? #LivingOurBestLives"

@NatRomanoff: "Let’s be real, Matt’s cooking is probably the best thing to ever happen to any of us. Bucky’s just making the most of it. #NoShame #MattMurdockCanCook"

@ClintBarton: "Not gonna lie, I’m jealous of Bucky’s ‘extra’ meals. Where’s my plate of Matt’s cooking? #NeedSomeOfThat"

The tweet got a playful response from fans who were quick to joke about Bucky’s “dad bod”, a proof of Matt’s undeniable culinary skills. Fans were embracing the idea that James Buchanan - Bucky - Barnes - was simply living a happy, well-fed life. And Bucky? He had no problem poking fun at his “pudgy” appearance.

Chapter Text

@BuckyBarnes: "Just a quiet night in. Matt making magic in the kitchen as always. I might be biased, but I think he’s the best. #BestCook #TeamMatt"

The picture showed Matt cooking in the kitchen, focused on his task, while Steve stood beside him, leaning against the counter with a soft smile, his eyes full of affection. Despite being blind, Matt was a master at using his senses to create a delicious meal. The warmth of the scene was undeniable. Matt cooking for his two loves, Steve watching him with a quiet adoration that only deepened the intimacy of the moment.

In the reflective surface of a nearby window, fans could clearly see Bucky standing just behind the camera, having taken the photo himself. His grin was unmistakable, showing how much he treasured this moment with his two favorite people.

Top Replies:

@CaptainAmericaFan: "Okay, but can we talk about how cute Steve looks when he’s watching Matt cook? #TooMuchAdorable #IWantThisLife"

@DaredevilFan89: "Matt’s in his element in the kitchen. Bucky’s lucky to have him, and so is Steve. #CookingGoals #BestBoyfriend"

@SuperSoldierStan: "I’m not even mad about this. They’re just so perfect together. #TeamBuckyMattSteve"

@IronManOfficial: "That kitchen looks way too peaceful for someone who’s saved the world multiple times. But honestly, I’m here for the domestic bliss. #LivingTheirBestLives"

@NatRomanoff: "Matt’s cooking is legendary, Steve’s smile is the cutest, and Bucky’s game is on point. #NoComplaints"

@ClintBarton: "Is it wrong that I just want to hang out at their place and eat whatever Matt’s making? Asking for a friend. #InviteMeOver"

@BuckyBarnes: "Yeah, I might’ve taken the pic. But hey, someone’s gotta capture these moments. #BestLife #MyLoves"

@SteveRogers: "Some nights are just about enjoying each other’s company. And I’m lucky enough to have two amazing men by my side. #Grateful #MyGuys"

Many couldn’t get over how peaceful their little family seemed, and it was clear that no one was bothered by the casual nature of the post. As the likes and comments piled up, it was obvious that this wasn’t just a post about food or a quiet night in, it was a small window into their shared lives.

Bucky followed a short cooking video: it showed Matt moving fluidly around the kitchen, expertly chopping vegetables and seasoning the dish with the perfect precision. Steve was close by, trying to sneak a bite from the counter while Matt playfully swatted his hand away, all while Bucky filmed the entire thing, chuckling in the background. "Told you he’d catch you, Stevie."

The caption read:

@BuckyBarnes: "Here’s a little something for you all, Matt in action. He’s got skills, and yes, We’re the lucky ones who get to eat it. #CookingWithMatt #BestChefInTheWorld"

Top Replies:

@DaredevilFan89: "Honestly, this is the content I live for. Matt cooking, Steve being a goof, and Bucky being the supportive boyfriend. #ThisIsPerfection"

@MattMurdock: "Hey, hey, I can cook for my loves without an audience... except for Bucky with his phone. #HeCan’tHelpIt"

@IronManOfficial: "Okay, Matt’s got skills in the kitchen, but I’m just wondering: does he get to eat all of this, or does Steve steal everything before it’s done? #MattMurdockTheChef"

@CaptainAmericaFan: "I swear, the way Steve looks at Matt when he’s cooking... It’s the cutest thing ever. #Goals"

@NatRomanoff: "The way Steve looks at Matt like he’s the most precious thing on Earth… damn. Also, Matt’s knife skills are terrifyingly good. #Respect"

@ClintBarton: "Can we get a cooking tutorial with Matt? Because I need those recipes, like, yesterday. #ChefMattMurdock"

@SteveRogers: "I’m just here to try to sneak a bite of Matt’s cooking. But honestly, watching him do his thing is the best part. #BestCookEver"

@SuperSoldierStan: "How do I sign up for a private cooking class with Matt? Seriously, please tell me. #MattIsAmazing"

@MattMurdockFan101: "I’ve always known Matt was a hero, but now he’s a hero in the kitchen too? It’s like I’m living in a dream. #ChefMatt"

@BuckyBarnes: "Y’all better start getting your own Matt if you want that food. He’s mine ;) #MineAndProud"

@FoggyNelson: "I KNEW IT! I knew you two were eating all the good stuff while I’m stuck with takeout. Matt, we’re gonna have words, buddy."

@KarenPage: "Foggy, this is what happens when you let Matt’s boyfriends have all the dinner privileges. You gotta fight for your rights!"

@SteveRogers: "Not my fault Matt’s cooking is irresistible. Bucky and I are just lucky enough to enjoy it <3 "

@BuckyBarnes: "Translation: Steve loves him, and I do too. And we’re never letting go :) #BestLife"

@DaredevilFan88: "Matt Murdock is blind and still looks like he's a better cook than me. I have no choice but to respect him."

@SuperSoldierStan: "I need a Matt Murdock in my life. How do I apply?"

@BuckyBarnes: "Sorry, applications are closed. Steve and I already won."

The internet quickly falls in love with the domestic side of their relationship, with many fans gushing over how much Steve and Bucky adore Matt for all the little things he does for them.

Meanwhile, Foggy is demanding an invite for dinner.

Chapter Text

When Matt received an official invitation for a famous cooking show, he was a bit surprised : honestly, he didn’t think he would have accepted it if it wasn’t for his partners and Foggy pushing him.

“The world needs more of your cooking.” Bucky said.

“I agree! The kitchen is to you what Hell’s Kitchen is to Daredevil… Although, don’t do this coming out on TV.” Foggy gently teased him.

“Plus, we’ll be in the audience to show our… unwavering support,” said Steve.

“You're going to be embarrassing, aren’t you?” Matt wasn’t foolish enough to think both his partners were going to sit quietly.

“Nah!” Both Bucky and Steve said at the same time, mischief in their voices. Foggy laughed while Matt sighed and told his lovers to behave.

On the public’s side, the anticipation was huge when it was announced that Matt Murdock would be appearing as a guest on a popular cooking show.

@FoodieHero99: "MATT MURDOCK. LIVE. COOKING. I already know it’s gonna be iconic."

@SuperSoldierStan: "The only question is: How much will be spent on Steve and Bucky being embarrassing?"

What neither Matt, nor people, expected was for them to be so loud about it.

***** The Show *****

"Welcome, everyone! Today, we have a special guest: lawyer by day, home chef by night, and the man behind some of the most viral cooking videos on the internet … Matt Murdock!"

The audience cheered loudly, and somewhere in the middle of it, a distinct whistle cut through the noise. The camera panned to the audience, where Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes were seated, both clapping (very) proudly.

Matt, standing at the counter, sighed and shook his head fondly. His partners clearly ignored his earlier request.

Matt moved effortlessly through the kitchen, chopping ingredients with terrifying precision, his knife skills fast. He navigated the space with ease, seasoning everything by smell and taste.

The host, visibly impressed, commented, "You really know your way around a kitchen."

And then, loud and clear, despite having no microphone, came Bucky’s voice: "HE’S AMAZING."

The audience burst into laughter. The camera stayed on Matt, but Steve’s voice followed next: "Best cook I’ve ever met!"

Matt paused mid-stir, exhaled slowly. "They weren’t supposed to have microphones."

"They don’t," the host said, grinning. "They’re just… very committed to supporting you."

Later, there was a loud "LOOK AT HIM GO!" from Bucky. Matt continued stirring the sauce, shaking his head. And during the rest of the show,  Steve and Bucky Do. Not. Stop.

Matt plated the dish: a perfectly made pasta with a rich, homemade sauce. The host took a bite and groaned in delight.

"This is incredible!" the host praised.

"RIGHT?!" Bucky’s voice rang out.

Matt closed his eyes for a second, like he was mentally preparing himself.

The host laughed. "I have to say, your boyfriends might be the most vocal guests we’ve had on the show."

"Oh, I know," Matt said dryly. "They do this at home, too."

"LIES," Bucky called. "WE PRAISE YOU OUT OF LOVE."

"AND BECAUSE IT’S TRUE," Steve added.

The camera cut to them, catching them both with a grin on his face. Matt, trying to maintain some dignity, simply grabbed a forkful of his dish and ate in silence.

***** Online *****

@AvengersFan21: "Matt Murdock is an incredible cook, but the real star was Steve and Bucky yelling in the background like it was a sports event."

@FoodieHero99: "Matt: trying to focus on cooking vs. Steve & Bucky: SCREAMING IN SUPPORT"

@ClintBarton: "They didn’t even have microphones. That was pure lung power. Incredible."

@IronManOfficial: "Bucky out there commentating like it’s the Super Bowl."

@NatRomanoff: "Matt didn’t even look surprised."

@SteveRogers: "What can I say? We’re just really proud."

@BuckyBarnes: "I REGRET NOTHING. MATTHEW MURDOCK IS A GIFT AND WE SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL."

@MattMurdock: "Next time, I’m making them stay home."

@BuckyBarnes: "LIES. YOU LOVE US."

@MattMurdock: "…Yes, but I also like cooking in peace."

And just like that, Matt’s cooking show debut became less about food and more about how embarrassingly in love his boyfriends were.

The internet was already on fire after Matt’s cooking show appearance. Needless to say, things escalated further when none other than Gordon Ramsay's name appeared in the comments.

@GordonRamsay: "Finally, someone in this superhero mess who actually knows how to cook. Well done, Matt! Also, @BuckyBarnes @SteveRogers Let the man work, bloody hell !"

@ChefLife101: "MATT MURDOCK GETTING PRAISE FROM GORDON RAMSAY?! LEGENDARY."

@SuperSoldierStan: "Bucky and Steve getting scolded by Gordon Ramsay is the crossover I never knew I needed."

@BuckyBarnes: "With all due respect, Chef, we were providing moral support."

@GordonRamsay: "No, you were providing distractions. Let the man cook!"

@MattMurdock: "Thank you, Chef Ramsay. I’ll try to keep them quiet next time."

@SteveRogers: "You love our support, admit it."

@MattMurdock: "…No comment."

@BuckyBarnes: "That means yes."

The internet ? It refused to let all this go... And now, fans were petitioning for Gordon Ramsay to have Matt on MasterChef.

Chapter Text

It all started with a simple argument over lunch at Josie’s.

Foggy, scrolling through Twitter, smirked. "You know, people really want you to go on one of Gordon Ramsay’s shows."

Matt, sipping his coffee, sighed. "I’m not a professional chef. I just cook for Steve and Bucky."

"Yeah, but even Gordon Ramsay thinks you're good."

"Doesn’t mean I need to go embarrass myself on TV."

Foggy grinned. "Okay... Then let’s make it interesting. A bet."

Matt raised an eyebrow. "Oh?"

"If I win, you go on MasterChef or whichever show Ramsay picks."

Matt considered it. "And if I win?"

"I’ll tell Karen that I was the one who ate the last of her emergency chocolate stash."

Matt smirked. "You already admitted that."

"Okay, okay… If you win, I’ll wear an "I love Matt Murdock" shirt in court."

Matt laughed. "That’s ridiculous."

"Is it? Because I know you’d love to see it."

"...Alright. What’s the bet?"

“You have to correctly guess five mystery dishes by taste alone. If you miss even just one, you lose.”

Karen filmed the entire thing (for posterity she said). Matt confidently guessed four dishes correctly… until the last one. Foggy placed the plate in front of him, watching gleefully as Matt took a bite.

Matt chewed, frowned, then hesitated.

"...Some kind of...chicken?"

Foggy burst out laughing.

"IT'S TOFU."

Matt's head hit the table.

"You’re kidding me."

Foggy high-fived Karen.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."

Karen immediately posted the video online.

@KarenPage: "Guess who’s going on a Gordon Ramsay show? That’s right, folks - Matt ‘I swear I know food’ - Murdock!"

@BuckyBarnes: "TOFU. I CAN’T BELIEVE HE LOST TO TOFU"

@SteveRogers: "This is a great day for America xD"

@FoggyNelson: "RIP Matt’s dignity. But at least he’ll get to meet Gordon Ramsay."

@GordonRamsay: "You lost to TOFU? Bloody hell, Matt. See you soon."

@MattMurdock: "I hate you all."

@BuckyBarnes: "You don't. And soon, you’ll love Gordon Ramsay, too."

@GordonRamsay: "Depends if he can handle the heat."

Now, people were counting the days until Matt Murdock stepped into Ramsay's kitchen. And he would never forgive Foggy for it. Or he will, but he'll allow himself to be a little mad at Foggy for a little while.

***** MasterChef Audition *****

And when the day had finally arrived where Matt stepped into the kitchen. Foggy was smug, Karen was gleeful, and Bucky and Steve were far too amused for Matt’s liking.

Matt adjusted his chef’s jacket as he stood in the bright, bustling MasterChef kitchen for an audition. Gordon Ramsay himself stood in front of him, arms crossed, smirking.

"So, Matt," Ramsay said, "You lost a bet. That’s why you’re here."

Matt sighed.

"That’s correct, Chef."

Ramsay’s smirk widened.

"And you lost… to tofu?"

The crowd and other candidates laughed, and Foggy’s obnoxious “WOOOO!” could be heard from the audience section.

Matt’s lips twitched. "I’d rather not talk about it, Chef."

"Too bad. It’s going on your gravestone."

To have a chance to cook on the show, he had been given a mystery box : Matt had to prepare a dish using the ingredients inside. He lifted his box and ran his hands over the selection: fresh herbs, spices, chicken, vegetables, and a bottle of wine.

"Alright, Murdock, what’s the plan?" Ramsay asked.

Matt, already reaching for a pan, said, "A seared chicken dish with a wine reduction sauce, paired with roasted vegetables."

Ramsay raised an eyebrow.

"Bold choice. Think you can pull it off?"

Matt smirked.

"I know I can, Chef."

Steve, Bucky, Foggy and Karen, watching from the audience, were beaming.

"That’s my guy," Bucky murmured.

Later, as Matt worked, Ramsay circled him like a shark.

"You’re handling that knife well," he observed. "Are you sure you don’t work in a kitchen?"

Matt just smiled. "I’ve had practice."

When Ramsay saw Matt testing the seasoning purely by smell, he narrowed his eyes. "You really don’t taste as you go?"

"Trust me, Chef," Matt said, flipping the chicken effortlessly. "I know exactly how this will turn out." If only he knew , Matt thought.

When time was up, Matt presented his dish: a perfectly seared chicken with a velvety wine reduction, plated with roasted vegetables seasoned just right.

Ramsay took a bite. Paused. And took another bite.

The audience held their breath.

Finally, Ramsay nodded.

"Murdock."

"Yes, Chef?"

"This is bloody fantastic."

The crowd erupted. Matt’s partners and friends gave him a standing ovation. After Matt’s stunning performance in the kitchen. Gordon Ramsay leaned over to the camera crew and spoke with a smirk that made the audience gasp.

“Matt,” Ramsay began, turning toward the camera, “I’ve got to say, you’ve impressed me. You handled that kitchen like a pro. You’re no amateur in my book.”

The audience went silent as they waited for the twist. Steve and Bucky were holding hands tightly.

“If you’re ever in need of a real challenge,” Ramsay continued, “I’d like to officially invite you to come and compete on MasterChef. What do you say?”

The room was filled with applause and the sound of people shouting excitedly. Matt, who was trying to hold back a smile, replied with his usual cool composure.

“Well, Chef Ramsay, I’m flattered. I think I might just accept.”

Foggy, Karen, Bucky, and Steve, erupted in cheers.

***** Online *****

@GordonRamsay: "It’s official. Matt, I’ll be seeing you soon in the MasterChef kitchen. Be ready."

@BuckyBarnes: "Matt Murdock, MasterChef contestant. You better believe I’m watching."

@SteveRogers: "So proud of you, Matty. I knew you’d ace it."

@KarenPage: "Did Matt just get invited to compete on MasterChef? #ChefMurdock has a nice ring to it."

People were freaking out across the social network. It wasn’t every day that a blind man - especially someone known for his work as a lawyer - was invited to a world-renowned cooking show by none other than Gordon Ramsay himself.

@ChefLife101: "Matt Murdock just got an invite to MasterChef... I AM LIVING FOR THIS."

@SuperSoldierStan: "I cannot WAIT for Matt to show the MasterChef contestants how it’s really done."

@DaredevilFan89: "Gordon Ramsay recognizing Matt Murdock’s talent in the kitchen is peak content. This is history."

@MattMurdock: "I’m ready for the challenge, Chef Ramsay."

@FoggyNelson: "I’m calling it now: Matt Murdock, MasterChef Champion."

Fans (or more simply put Steve and Bucky) couldn’t contain their excitement: Matt was going to show the world what he could do outside of the courtroom.

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***** Masterchef Day 1 *****

Matt Murdock stood backstage, feeling the excitement around him as he prepared for his debut on MasterChef. He was calm, collected, and ready to show the world what he could do. His friends and partners were in the audience, ready to cheer him on.

As he stood next to his station, he heard the chatter from the other contestants. Most were focused on their stations, but a couple of them were eyeing Matt with a bit too much curiosity. One, a young man with a bit too much confidence, sneered as he looked at Matt. His voice was low enough that the others could barely hear him. But of course, it would never be low enough for Matt, to whom the words were loud and clear.

“How’s he even gonna cook? He can’t even see the ingredients.”

Matt didn’t flinch. He could tell the contestant was trying to bait him, but Matt had been through much worse than petty remarks.

He just smiled to himself and refocused on his station. Only what he could do in that kitchen mattered.

***** Cooking Challenge *****

Gordon Ramsay stepped forward.

“Today’s task is to prepare your signature dish in just one hour,” he said, looking at each contestant. “The clock starts now.”

Matt moved swiftly, his hands memorizing the layout of his station. His heightened senses kicked in, guiding him through the process. He was making a delicate risotto with wild mushrooms, knowing it would showcase both his technique and his ability to balance flavors, two things he had mastered without relying on sight.

The snickering from the other contestant continued, but Matt focused. He had a reputation to build.

As the cooking time ticked down, Gordon Ramsay walked past each contestant’s station. When he reached Matt, the cocky contestant tried again.

“Are you sure you’re okay? You know, cooking without being able to see? Must be a challenge.”

Matt’s lips curled into a small, confident smile. “I’ve gotten pretty good at relying on my other senses.”

Gordon Ramsay paused in front of Matt’s station, raised an eyebrow, and looked at the contestant with a glare.

“Matt Murdock may not be able to see the way you do, but I’ll tell you something, his hands know exactly what they’re doing.”

Ramsay turned to Matt.

“Show them how it’s done.”

When the clock hit zero, the contestants stepped forward to present their dishes. Matt’s risotto was perfect: creamy, flavorful, and with just the right amount of seasoning.

Gordon tasted it, nodding in approval. 

“This is fantastic, Matt. Absolutely fantastic.”

The audience erupted into cheers, and the contestant who had snickered fell silent, looking sheepish.

***** On Twitter *****

@BuckyBarnes: “Not surprised. He’s a champion in more than one way.”

@FoggyNelson: “Matt Murdock is about to show the world that being blind isn’t a limitation. He’s taking this competition down.”

@KarenPage: “If anyone thought Matt couldn’t handle this competition, today proved them wrong. #MasterChefMatt”

@DaredevilFan89: “What’s the bet that arrogant guy is regretting his little comment now? Matt just cooked circles around him.”

@GordonRamsay: “If you doubted Matt Murdock’s abilities, you’re sorely mistaken."

***** The Aftermath *****

As the first day of the competition wrapped up, the cocky contestant was nowhere to be found. Matt had not only earned respect from his fellow competitors but also from Gordon Ramsay.

And while he didn’t engage with the snickers, Matt made one thing clear: no one should underestimate him.

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***** MasterChef Competition *****

Tensions were running high. Each contestant had their eyes on the prize, but for Matt, the focus remained on the food. Every dish he prepared was met with praise from the judges, and he was gaining more respect with each challenge. But not everyone was impressed by his success.

“So, Matt, how do you manage to keep up with two super soldiers in a relationship? I mean, do they actually allow you to cook, or are they the ones in charge?”

Matt froze only for a second. He was used to people trying to get under his skin, but this was different. The comment was meant to humiliate him. He could hear the snickers from other contestants, the subtle looks of amusement as they waited for him to react. Without missing a beat, Matt’s calm voice cut through the tension.

“I’m happy to let them handle the heavy lifting. But when it comes to the kitchen, I’m in charge.”

The competitor, clearly disappointed by the lack of reaction, tried to push further.

“Yeah, well, must be a fun situation. Three people in a relationship… can’t be easy. Someone’s got to be the “bottom,” right?”

Bucky, sitting in the audience, heard the comment loud and clear. He was getting angry at the contestants being disrespectful to Matt. Bucky knew Matt could handle whatever was thrown at him but still, he couldn't help being protective of his partners. He pulled out his phone and tweeted with a sharp edge.

@BuckyBarnes: “We’re doing just fine. Keep your negativity to yourself. #StayMad”

He hit send before looking at Steve, sitting beside him. Steve just gave him a small nod, understanding Bucky’s frustration.

Back in the kitchen, Matt didn’t let the comment disrupt his focus. He moved swiftly, pulling together a delicate pastry dough with precision. Ramsay watched with narrowed eyes but said nothing, clearly noticing how Matt had shrugged off the earlier remarks.

When the contestants started presenting their pastries. Ramsay tasted Matt’s: he nodded in approval, impressed by the complexity of the flavors.

“Perfect,” Ramsay said, looking Matt in the eyes.

He turned his attention to the rest of the contestants. “So, does anyone else have a problem with how Matt is performing in this competition, or can we all just get back to cooking?”

The room went quiet, and the contestant who had made the snide comment shrank under Ramsay’s gaze.

@KarenPage: “You’d think the other contestants would learn to stop underestimating Matt. #MasterChefMatt”

@FoggyNelson: “Matt’s stronger than they give him credit for. That response in the kitchen? Classic Matt.”

@SteveRogers: “Matt doesn’t owe anyone an explanation for his relationship. What we let the public know, we only do it because we feel comfortable doing it.”

@GordonRamsay: “Matt’s talent speaks for itself.”

***** A Turning Point... or Steve gaining Confidence *****

The competition was far from over, but Matt had shown everyone what it meant to be strong in the face of adversity. And that, to him, was worth more than any trophy.

The tension in the air at the competition was palpable as Matt continued to focus on his cooking, unbothered. But the atmosphere shifted when the camera turned to Steve, who was sitting in the audience, casually observing. Steve had been quiet up until then, but he knew his patience had run out. Plus, he would lie if he said that his partners hadn't inspired him lately: he also wanted to reflect their confidence.

So, he decided to tweet something that he knew would stir the pot.

@SteveRogers: “Just to remind everyone, I’m the bottom. Always have been. Always will be. Unapologetically. #RelationshipGoals”

Steve hit send and a couple of minutes after, his tweet was displayed live. It was met with a mixture of laughter, surprise, and a bit of nervous energy from the other contestants. The unexpected tweet had thrown a wrench into the competition's otherwise "calm" atmosphere. Ramsay, ever the professional, took a moment to blink at the screen before continuing with a smirk.

“Well, seems like we’ve got more than just pastry skills on the menu today. But good for you, Steve. Own it.”

The camera also showed Matt with a subtle smile tugging at his lips. The tension he had been feeling replaced by a sense of pride. His partner had just spoken up for their relationship : boldly and unapologetically.

@BuckyBarnes: “Well, guess we’re all on the same page now. Steve knows what’s up. #ProudOfMyMan”

@KarenPage: “Steve, you might be Captain America, but you just won my heart even more with that tweet. #UnapologeticBottom”

@NatRomanoff: “I’m just glad we’re not having to do a ‘Steve in the kitchen’ episode. This guy can't cook for his life.”

@IronManOfficial: “This tweet just made my day. You go, Steve. #CaptainBottom”

@SuperSoldierFan: “I’m dead xD Can we get a reality TV show where they just talk about their relationship already?”

While the audience erupted in laughter and some raised eyebrows in the studio, Matt took a breath and continued working on his dish. And Steve? He just grinned, knowing that he had made his point loud and clear, unashamed of his love for Matt and Bucky, proud to have shown confidence as himself, not as Captain America.

***** Family Challenge: Steve in the Kitchen *****

The competition had reached the family challenge round, where each contestant had to cook alongside a loved one. Matt chose Steve. The moment the name was announced, a wave of excitement and concern rolled through the audience: excitement, because Captain America was about to cook on MasterChef. Concern, because, well… it had been made it very clear before: Steve Rogers was a terrible cook. Even Gordon Ramsay looked intrigued.

“Alright, gentlemen, let’s see if Captain America can handle the heat in the kitchen.”

Steve gave his usual charming, confident smile, rolling up his sleeves. Matt was standing beside him.

“This is already a disaster.” he exhaled deeply.

The challenge was simple: prepare a dish that represents home. The other contestants were flying through their ingredients, slicing, sautéing, and plating like professionals. Steve was... Well, Steve was butchering the kitchen. He chopped onions too aggressively, sending pieces flying, misread the spice labels, over-mixed the dough and turning what was supposed to be a light pastry into something resembling a brick.

And at one point, he almost set fire to the pan by forgetting to add oil before turning up the heat.

Matt, despite being incredibly patient, had his head in his hands more than once.

“Steve. I love you. But for the love of all things good in this world, please stop touching the food.”

The cameras zoomed in on Steve, who looked down at his hands as if they had personally betrayed him.

“I’m trying my best, sweetheart.”

“Your best is gonna get us eliminated.”

In the audience, Bucky was live-tweeting the events: 

@BuckyBarnes: “Steve cooking is the best unintentional comedy I’ve ever seen.

@BuckyBarnes: "Matt looks like he’s questioning all of his life choices.”

@BuckyBarnes: “I’m no chef, but I’m pretty sure dough isn’t supposed to look like cement, Steve.”

As Steve nearly dropped an entire bowl of sauce, Gordon Ramsay walked over, observing the chaos unfolding. He crossed his arms and sighed deeply.

“Steve, have you ever cooked before?”

“I made scrambled eggs once.”

“And?”

“They were… burnt.”

Ramsay looked at Matt, who just nodded grimly.

“Right. Matt, I think I owe you an apology. You weren’t exaggerating.”

Matt smirked.

“I told you.”

Against all odds (and if anyone in the kitchen was being honest, Matt ended up taking over 90% of the cooking), they managed to put together a passable dish. When Ramsay tasted it, he nodded.

“This is actually quite good.”

Steve beamed with pride, but before he could say anything, Ramsay held up a finger.

“Let me be clear: this is good because of Matt. Steve, you should never be allowed near a kitchen again.”

The entire room burst into laughter, and even Steve chuckled, raising his hands in defeat.

“Fair enough.”

Naturally, Steve being teased didn't end there:

@NatRomanoff: “I knew Steve was a bad cook, but this? This was worse than I imagined.”

@KarenPage: “Matt handled that way better than I would have. I would’ve thrown Steve out of the kitchen.”

@IronManOfficial: “Let it be known: Captain America has a cooking ability of -100.”

@BuckyBarnes: “Petition to make Steve cook a meal every week just for my entertainment.”

@MattMurdock: “I love Steve. I really do. But if he ever steps into my kitchen again without strict supervision, I’m suing him.”

@SteveRogers: “Fair.”

***** Love Challenge: Bucky in the Kitchen *****

For a special St Valentine episode, each contestant had to cook with a loved one, not unlike the family challenge. This time, Matt picked Bucky.

Unlike Steve who had fumbled his way through the kitchen, Bucky actually knew his way around a stove. Gordon Ramsay raised an eyebrow as the two stepped up to their station.

“Alright, Matt. You cooked with Steve last time, and we all saw how that went. You feeling better about Bucky?”

Matt smirked, adjusting his chef’s jacket.

“... Slightly.”

The audience laughed, and even Bucky snorted, rolling his shoulders like he was prepping for battle.

“Wow. I’m literally the better option, and you’re still hesitant?”

“I was feeling better. But now I remember you like to run your mouth.” Matt sighed. Bucky just winked at the camera.

During the challenge, while the other teams scrambled, Matt and Bucky worked like a well-oiled machine. Except for one problem... Bucky wouldn’t shut up.

As Matt carefully seasoned their sauce, Bucky leaned in close and whispered dramatically, “You know, Steve and I fell in love with you because of your mind, not because you could feed us. But damn, the food is a nice bonus.”

While kneading dough, Bucky glanced at the camera and grinned. “Did y’all know Matt makes these little noises when he’s concentrating? It’s adorable.”

At one point, when Matt was chopping herbs, Bucky loudly said, “Just imagine if Matt used his knife skills in the courtroom. ‘Your Honor, the prosecution has no evidence, but I have this perfectly diced onion—your move.’”

Matt exhaled slowly. “Bucky, do you ever stop talking?”

Bucky grinned. “Not when I have such good material.... That or when my mouth is full."

The camera showed the judges' trying to cover their mouth to hide their laugh. Steve, in the audience, leaned toward Natasha.

“I feel like I should be worried for him.”

Natasha smirked. “Nah, Matt’s handling it... For now.”

As the duo worked, Gordon Ramsay approached.

“Alright, Barnes, you’re doing well in the kitchen, but I see a lot of talking and not enough cooking.”

Matt, without missing a beat: “Exactly!”

Bucky shrugged, flipping their dough effortlessly. “I am multitasking, Chef. See, I’m keeping my man entertained.”

Ramsay narrowed his eyes. “That’s bold talk. What are you contributing?”

Bucky leaned in conspiratorially. “Moral support. And muscle. And keeping Matt’s ego in check.”

“He’s my greatest obstacle.” Matt deadpanned.

“Well, at least it’s... entertaining."

Despite Bucky’s constant teasing, their dish turned out phenomenal.

"I'll admit, this is one of the best plates today. But, Barnes—” Ramsay pointed at Bucky “—if you talked a little less, you’d probably be even better.”

Matt smirked. “That’s what I keep telling him.”

Naturally, once the episode aired, Bucky immediately took to Twitter.

@BuckyBarnes: “Matt Murdock is a genius in the kitchen, but did y’all know he mumbles when he’s concentrating? I've never been more in love.”

@MattMurdock: “Bucky, I swear to God...”

@SteveRogers: “This is why we don’t let him have a mic.”

@NatRomanoff: “Matt is holding back so much violence in that kitchen, I can FEEL it through the screen.”

@KarenPage: “Matt could be holding a knife and Bucky would still be flirting. Love that for them.”

@FoggyNelson: “Matt embarrassing Steve in the kitchen was funny. Matt getting embarrassed by Bucky? Comedy gold.”

@SamWilson: “I’m gonna need a whole cooking show where it’s just Matt trying to cook while Bucky distracts him.”

@BuckyBarnes: “I can’t help it. My man is cute when he’s focused.”

@MattMurdock: “You can help it. You choose not to.”

*****  The Dessert Challenge or Matt’s Secret Weapon *****

During an another episode of MasterChef, the contestants had to tackle a dessert challenge. While Matt was cooking in a short-sleeved chef vest, the audience (in the room and online) was excited for his cooking, but they also got distracted by something else: Matt’s arms.

@ThirstyForJustice: “Okay but WHY is Matt Murdock BUILT LIKE THAT??? The arms???”

@SugarRush: “He’s casually making a soufflé, but I’m distracted by those BICEPS.”

@SteveBuckyStan: “Steve and Bucky better be THANKFUL every day because damn.”

@NatRomanoff: “Some of you are JUST now noticing? Pathetic.”

***** The Jar Incident *****

Halfway through the challenge, Matt needed to open a jar of raspberry... except the lid was stuck. After trying to twist it open with increasing frustration, Matt sighed and grabbed his cane. The judges watched in confusion as he ran off, leaving his station. Within seconds, Matt reached Steve and Bucky, who were sitting in the audience.

“One of you, open this. Now.”

Bucky immediately reached for it, smirking.

“Did you even try?”

Matt crossed his arms.

“Yes, but I’d rather use my time wisely instead of wrestling a jar.”

Steve chuckled, watching as Bucky easily twisted the lid off.

“Want us to come down and help with anything else?”

Matt snatched the jar back, muttering,

“No. Stay in your seats and look pretty.”

Bucky grinned as Matt rushed back.

“Love you too, babe!”

@JarGate2024: “DID MATT JUST RUN TO STEVE AND BUCKY TO OPEN A JAR? I’M SCREAMING.”

@SamWilson: “Peak efficiency. Why waste time when your two boyfriends have super strength?”

@MasterChefFan: “Imagine being one of the strongest men alive and your boyfriend only needs you for jar duty.”

@BuckyBarnes: “I open jars and steal hearts. It’s a full-time job.”

@MattMurdock: “You’re lucky I was on the clock.”

@SteveRogers: “I love how he didn’t even hesitate to run to us.”

@NatRomanoff: “I give it two days before people start calling Matt the ‘strongest Avenger’ for this.”

After the episode aired, Bucky couldn’t resist posting again:

@BuckyBarnes: “Matt Murdock, genius lawyer, culinary master, and still needs me to open a jar. Adorable.”

@MattMurdock: “I could’ve done it. I just wanted to see you flex.”

@BuckyBarnes: “That’s funny, because someone just admitted off-camera that he actually couldn’t open the jar at all. Isn’t that right, Matty?”

At home, in their bed, Matt was trying to kiss his lovers good night but was being denied by both partners. Steve embraced Matt from behind, so tight he couldn't move. Bucky's face was just above Matt's. He said, a smirk on his lips:

"Come on, Matty, admit it... you couldn't open the jar."

"Alledgedly couldn't open it... innocent until proven otherwise, you know?" Matt tried to move from Steve's hold on him to kiss Bucky but failed. Steve clicked his tongue near Matt's hear, while pinching a nipple, and whispered "If you do a full confession, I'll put your favourite set on, you know the one."

"That's extortion!"

Bucky smirked.

"Yeah... we're both guilty. But hey... you may get more than goodnight kisses tonight."

Matt thought for a while... barely a couple of seconds really.

"Fine!" he said.

@MattMurdock: “…I’d like to formally state, under threat of not receiving my goodnight kiss, that I actually could not open the jar.”

@SteveRogers: “I love the honesty. Justice is served.”

@NatRomanoff: “Blackmail? In this household? I approve.”

@ChaosAvenger: “Imagine being one of the best lawyers in New York and getting threatened with no kisses until you tell the truth.”

@CaptainShipper: “The fact that Steve and Bucky probably just stared at him until he folded. Pathetic. I love them.”

@IronManOfficial: “I’m not even surprised. Matt would crumble under enhanced interrogation (aka Bucky & Steve aggressively pouting at him).”

@JarGate2024: “So you’re telling me the all-powerful Matt Murdock was defeated by a glass jar?”

@BuckyBarnes: “I am. And it was glorious.”

@MattMurdock: “Sleep with one eye open, Barnes.”

In their bedroom, Matt's request for kisses was finally accepted : Bucky leaned in and gave him a quick peck at first. But that brief contact transformed itself in a passionate kiss. Steve climbed back into bed. Matt turned and ran his hands on Steve, feeling what he's wearing. Matt felt Bucky's cock getting hard against his bottom.

***** The Fire Incident *****

He had practiced this. He knew how to control the flames. Until, suddenly, he didn’t. The fire flared up too fast, and before Matt could fully step back, the heat licked across his forearm. A sharp hiss filled the air. The judges and the audience gasped. From the front row, Steve and Bucky froze. Their faces shifted to immediate concern. But Matt? Matt kept cooking. Without missing a beat, he adjusted his grip, finished the flambé, and plated his dish like nothing had happened. The judges looked stunned. 

“Okay,” Matt said after a moment of stunned silence. “That was a little dramatic.”

Relieved laughter rippled through the studio, but Steve and Bucky were not amused.

Online, the hashtag #MattVsFire quickly trended.

@KitchenNightmare: "DID HE JUST KEEP GOING?!"

@JusticeForJars: "First a jar, now fire. This man is fighting kitchen appliances for his LIFE."

@SteveRogers: "I did not enjoy watching that, Matthew. "

@BuckyBarnes: "You okay, sweetheart?"

@NatRomanoff: "Y’all ever seen two super soldiers ready to murder a flame?"

@KitchenDisaster: "DID MATT MURDOCK JUST GET BURNED AND CONTINUE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED???"

@FirefighterFandom: "Blind lawyer doesn’t flinch at FIRE? This man is terrifying."

As soon as commercial break hit, Steve and Bucky ran backstage, at Matt's side.

“You’re hurt.”

Matt sighed.

“It’s fine.”

Bucky gently took his wrist, running his thumb over the reddening skin. His brows furrowed.

“You didn’t even react,” Steve said, voice low with concern.

Matt shrugged.

“Didn’t have time to.”

Bucky exhaled.

“You’re ridiculous.”

Matt smiled.

“You love me.”

Steve sighed, brushing his fingers over Matt’s knuckles.

“Of course we do. That’s why we worry.”

@BuckyBarnes: "We just checked on him. He’s fine. He says he barely felt it. We’re watching him like hawks."

@MattMurdock: "I did my best. That’s what matters."

@BuckyBarnes: "Your best shouldn’t involve getting burned."

@JustHere4Drama: "Matt Murdock is out here treating fire like a minor inconvenience."

@TonyStark: "What’s next? He fights the oven?"

@NatRomanoff: "Honestly? He’d win."

Later, that night, Bucky posted one final update:

@BuckyBarnes: "He’s resting. We’re keeping an eye on the burn. He is banned from fire."

@MattMurdock: "Feeling very loved right now."

@SteveRogers: "Because you are. Now let us take care of you."

***** The Seafood Challenge & Matt’s Arms (again) *****

The contestants had to butcher, clean, and cook fresh seafood: a challenge that required both strength and finesse. Matt, with a bandaged arm from his earlier kitchen accident, rolled up his sleeves to get to work.

This time, the judges take notice too: halfway through the challenge, Matt struggled to crack open a particularly stubborn crab shell. Instead of fumbling, he simply grabbed the shell with both hands and snapped it open like it was paper. The audience gasped. The camera zoomed in on Gordon Ramsay’s reaction, clearly impressed.

“This man could break the table in half,” Ramsay muttered.

@ShellfishQueen: "Did he just bare-hand crack that crab with a BANDAGED ARM?!"

@SteveRogers: "That’s my boy. No burn, no problem."

@FoggyNelson: "Bandaged arm, strong hands. Classic Matt Murdock move."

@BuckyBarnes: "Reminder: He’s mine and Steve’s. Keep looking, but respectfully."

@MattMurdock: "Yeah, the burn was nothing. I’m still here cooking. Thanks for the concern, though?"

@NatRomanoff: "We should probably be more worried about Matt’s ability to make things look easy."

@IronManOfficial: "Forget the food, get this man into a commercial."

When the cameras turned off, Steve gave Matt a quick, almost tender look.

“You really don’t know how to take it easy, huh?”

Matt shrugged, “It’s just a burn. Nothing I can’t handle.”

Bucky chuckled, but there was still a visible concern in his eyes.

“You’re a maniac.”

Matt smirked, flashing a grin despite the pain.

“At least I’m a talented maniac.”

Steve laughed, pulling Matt close for a brief kiss.

“You know we’re both really proud of you.”

***** Honour a Hero Challenge or Matt’s "Secret" Choice *****

The MasterChef competition had just reached its penultimate round, and the episode’s theme was one that caught everyone’s attention: "Honour a Hero." Each contestant was asked to dedicate their dish to someone they considered a personal hero. Gordon Ramsay took the opportunity to issue a challenge to Matt.

"Matt," Ramsay said with a sly grin, "I know you've been cooking for the Avengers, your partners most specifically. But I want you to pick someone else this time. Don’t choose any of your superhero friends. No Captain America, no Winter Soldier. You’ve got to think outside the box."

The camera cut to Matt’s face, and for a moment, there was a flicker of a grin before he quickly masked it.

“Alright, Chef,” Matt replied, his voice full of quiet determination, “I choose Daredevil.”

The crowd fell silent, confused looks crossing their faces. Matt smirked. Steve and Bucky (and the team of Avengers watching the show) knew exactly whose grin that was. Foggy thought he's enjoying this.

"Daredevil? Really?" Ramsay raised an eyebrow, clearly intrigued.

Matt’s face remained neutral. "Yeah."

The challenge went on, but Ramsay wasn’t done just yet. After watching Matt handle the kitchen with his usual precision, he couldn't help himself. He asked:

“Alright, Matt, just one more question. You’re blind, right? How do you deal with the pressure? The kitchen is dangerous for anyone, but with your - " he lightly tapped Matt’s wrapped arm  “ -condition, how do you keep it all together?”

“I’ve had a lot of practice handling danger," he said calmly, his voice steady, “Being blind doesn’t stop me from knowing my surroundings. It just makes me more attuned to other senses. The pressure is part of the game. I’ve had worse.”

The tension in the room was palpable. Ramsay raised his hands, laughing a little. “I like your attitude, Matt. But don’t get too cocky, yeah?”

"I’ll just keep cooking. I’m not here to talk about my disability."

@ClamChowderLover: "Who’s really Daredevil? Is he one of Matt’s mystery friends?"

@NotJustAMattFan: "I thought we were gonna see Matt pick his best friend because he couldn't pick Steve or Bucky, but Daredevil? Is he another superhuman?"

@SteveRogers: "Matt’s got a soft spot for his kind of hero. Interesting choice."

@FoggyNelson: "You know who his real hero is, right? It’s Matt Murdock himself."

When it came time for Matt to present his dish, he placed the dish in front of Ramsay: a devil's food cake.

"I’m proud of this dish," Matt said. “I’ve always believed that heroes can come in many forms. Some fight with fists, some with words, and some with their hearts. This one’s for Daredevil, who fights for the ones that everyone else ignores.”

“That’s a hell of a cake, Matt,” he said, quietly impressed. “I didn’t expect it to be this good, but you’ve shown us you’re not just here for the competition.”

Online, the viewers at home were speculating hard about the mystery behind Daredevil’s identity and his connection to Matt. At home, the trio finally found themselves sharing a quiet moment. Matt was sitting at the kitchen island with his head leaning on his hand. He hadn’t spoken much since the show, lost in his thoughts. Bucky was sprawled on the couch, scrolling through his phone, while Steve leaned against the doorframe, arms crossed, his eyes on Matt.

Finally, Steve broke the silence.

"So, are you going to tell them or are we going to keep this Daredevil thing going?"

Matt didn’t look up immediately. He took a long breath, savoring the quiet before replying.

"Daredevil’s always been about keeping people guessing.”

Bucky raised an eyebrow from the couch without looking up from his phone.

“You’re really gonna leave it as an open secret, huh? You’re that good at keeping people in the dark?”

Matt smirked but didn’t answer. He knew Bucky was teasing him, he always did. Steve sighed, moving into the kitchen and sitting next to Matt.

“They’re not going to let up. The audience is practically obsessed with the mystery of Daredevil. And you’ve been pretty good at not revealing yourself.”

Matt shrugged.

“I never tried keeping it a secret from you guys. You both know.”

There was a flicker of understanding between them.

“It’s just…” Steve began, his voice a little softer than usual. “I get why you do it, Matt. But you’ve been doing this for so long. You’re allowed to be yourself without the pressure of hiding behind a mask.”

Matt chuckled under his breath.

“You think I don’t want that? It’s just not the way things work for me. I’m Daredevil. I can’t just stop being him. People need him.”

Bucky, finally looking up from his phone, joined the conversation.

“Yeah, but you’re Matt Murdock too, right? You’re not just Daredevil. You’ve got a life outside of that costume.” He sat up and tossed his phone onto the coffee table. “And we see the real you.”

Matt laughed, shaking his head.

“I’m good at plenty of other things.”

Steve’s eyes softened as he looked at Matt.

“We know. And that’s what matters. You don’t have to hide from us. You’re already a hero in more ways than one.”

Bucky raised his hands dramatically.

“But let’s not forget, Matt Murdock is also an excellent cook, and I get to live with him. You should have seen him on TV, very sexy guy. Also, he's an amazing lawyer with a talented mouth... if you know what I mean.”

Matt tossed a dishtowel at Bucky with a grin. Bucky laughed, catching the towel.

“Hey, by the way, you still owe us a date night.”

Steve chuckled, but his expression turned more serious as he looked at Matt.

“Look, Matt. I know the whole Daredevil thing is a huge part of who you are, but don’t let it be the only part that defines you. You’re more than that.”

Matt’s expression softened, and he sighed.

“I know. It’s just… hard to switch between the two sometimes. But I’ll figure it out.” He turned his head to look at Bucky. “And you don’t have to worry. You’ve got me in the kitchen.”

Bucky leaned back, raising an eyebrow, teasing, “Yeah, you’re not too bad.”

“I’m not telling anyone, though,” Matt said after a few minutes of silence. “Let them keep guessing. If I’ve learned anything from my double life, it’s that mystery makes things interesting.”

Steve and Bucky nodded in agreement.

“Fair enough,” Steve said, the corner of his mouth curling into a smile. “But if Daredevil ever needs some help with a kitchen disaster, you know where to find us.”

Matt laughed, leaning back in his chair.

“Deal. But if you guys mess up my dessert next time, I’m calling for backup.”

“Deal,” Bucky said, flashing a grin. “And if you ever need someone to deal with a jar again, we’re here.”

Matt chuckled softly as he relaxed, knowing that no matter what the world might see or think, this was his reality. He had his two partners, his family, who supported him no matter what he did—whether it was cooking, fighting crime, or just trying to get through the day.

***** Celebrating Home *****

The final episode of the season was centered around a theme near and dear to many hearts: home.

As the contestants took their places, Ramsay turned to the camera with a grin. “Tonight, we celebrate home in all its forms. As he stood at his station, a wave of emotion washed over him. He wasn’t just cooking for anyone: he was cooking for the people who had been there for him through everything: his best friend, Foggy, and the loves of his life, Steve and Bucky. The camera focused on the other finalist as they explained what "home" was for them.

Then, the camera showed Matt as he explained,“For me, home is about deep connection, trust, and support. And the two people who embody that in my life are my partners and my best friend. They’ve been my rock, and tonight, I’m cooking for them.”

Ramsay looked over at Matt and said, “Well, that’s one way to make your intentions clear! Let’s see if you can cook up a dish that shows us just how much you care about your friend and your lovebirds.” He shot a glance at the audience where Steve, Bucky and Foggy sat.

As Matt moved through the challenge, his every move in the kitchen was a delicate balance of precision and care. It wasn’t just about cooking; it was about crafting something meaningful. Every ingredient, every step was a nod to his love for them.

When it came time for the judges to taste the dishes, Ramsay took a bite and paused for a moment. “Well, Matt, I’ll give you this—this dish is full of heart. It’s clear you’ve got passion in everything you do. It shows.”

When the final decision was made, Ramsay turned to the camera.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the competition was fierce this season. And while the competition is fierce, it’s clear that one candidate's heart was in the right place, exactly where it needed to be. And that is what makes him a true winner... Matt Murdock... you're the MasterChef of this season.”

@CapFan2025: "Matt’s not just cooking for his family, he’s cooking for all of us. That dish had so much meaning. That’s love on a plate. #MasterChef"

@DaredevilFan42: "The way Matt poured his heart into that dish! #MasterChef #RealLove"

@BuckyRocks11: "Shoutout to Matt for not just cooking but making all of us feel like we could taste the love. You can’t beat that. Love you, Matt. #MasterChef #TrueWinner"

@SteveAndBuckyForever: "Did Matt just make a meal that symbolizes how much his family means to him? Yes. Did we all cry watching it? Also yes. #MasterChef"

@CulinaryTitan: "Matt’s not just blind, he’s got the clearest vision of all. #MasterChef"

@HeroinesInTheKitchen: "He definitely won hearts. THAT was a true chef’s kiss."

@RamsayFan99: "I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think Matt just cooked the best dish of the season. It wasn’t about the competition: it was about his story. #MasterChef"

@BlindCook: "Matt showed us that being blind doesn't limit your abilities #MasterChef"

@GordonRamsay: "Impressed by Matt’s passion in the kitchen: you can teach technique, but you can’t teach to have that kind of heart. #MasterChef"

@IronManOfficial: "Well, well, well... Matt didn’t just win the trophy, he also won a few heart. Honestly, we're lucky to have him or we all just be eating protein bars. #MasterChef"

@ClintBarton: "Did Matt just steal the show by cooking a dish that made all of us tear up? I don’t know if I can take this level of emotional depth in a cooking competition... #MasterChef"

@BruceBanner: "The fact that he just owns everything with such humility makes him one of the most incredible people I know. #MasterChef"

@PepperPotts: "What a journey Matt has had. Not just as a chef but as a man. Proud of him for showing the world what true love and dedication look like. #MasterChef #NothingLikeIt"

@SteveRogers: "I’m so proud of him. #MasterChef #LoveOnAPlate"

@BuckyBarnes: "Don't mind me. I'm falling in love all over again."

Chapter Text

The internet barely waited a couple of weeks after the end of MasterChef before it decided it was lacking chaos.

@FatherPlease: "So you’re telling me Matt Murdock, devout Catholic, spends his free time on his knees and he’s GOOD AT IT? I…"

@DareToKneel: "This went from ‘Matt is the Top’ to Matt is the most powerful man alive real quick."

@HolyWaterPlease: "Every time I remember he’s a lawyer too, it just gets worse. Imagine losing a case to him and knowing what he does in his free time."

@Hell’sKitchenSimp: "Matt’s mouth: 1. The legal system: 0."

The Avengers took the opportunity to not only tease their friend but also the public. Tony (almost too obviously) was the first to add fuel to the fire.

@IronManOfficial: "This is why I don’t trust lawyers."

Sam followed : 

@SamWilson: "Matt’s got people questioning their religion, their morals, and their place in life."

Clint, who was just enjoying his coffee in the Compound kitchen, spits it out mid-scroll.

@ClintBarton: "I don’t even want to know how you and confessionals work."

@CarolDanvers: "Should we start a betting pool for how long it takes before Steve fully combusts?"

Steve decided it was time to say his piece but honestly, he wondered if he should have stayed offline.

@SteveRogers: "You know what? Yes. Matt worships us to the point it’s overwhelming sometimes."

@BuckyBarnes: "Took you long enough."

And because he could never not tease Steve, Bucky followed it up with:

@BuckyBarnes: "Anyway, yeah. Matt knows how to be in charge. And he has his ways of making sure we know it."

Matt decided it was time to be a menace and posted :

@MattMurdock: "Hope you all have a blessed night. Especially you @SteveRogers"

Bucky chose to intensify his teasing of Steve by posting a picture of the latter : face red as hell, hand over his mouth like he was trying to physically hold in his dignity, eyes wide

@BuckyBarnes: "Live footage of Captain America realizing he is now Matty’s favorite."

@HolyMotherOfGod: "STEVE YOU ARE BLUSHING SO BAD LMAOOOOO."

@ThisIsHistory: "Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen???"

@SamWilson: "This man stormed Normandy. Fought aliens. Punched Hitler. And THIS is what finally takes him out."

@America’sAss: "My man has been DEFENSELESS ever since Matt won MasterChef."

At the Compound, Tony is heard laughing loudly in his workshop.

@IronManOfficial: "Steve Rogers : Mighty Captain America. National icon. Avenger. Super soldier. Matt’s blushing mess."

@CarolDanvers: "This is the best day of this week."

@ClintBarton: "I will never let Steve live this down. NEVER."

Steve attempts to defend himself… and fails.

@SteveRogers: "I wasn’t blushing that bad."

@BuckyBarnes: "Yes. You were."

Naturally, Steve wasn't one to let things slide. So, he counterattacked with a picture of Bucky standing in their bedroom, hands on his own ass, mock-indignant pout on his face, looking like he had just been personally victimized.

@SteveRogers: "Actions have consequences, Buck."

@BuckyBarnes: "I’M BEING ATTACKED IN MY OWN HOME."

@BuckyBarnes: "Alright. You wanna play, Rogers? Let’s play."

@MattMurdock:

"Gentlemen, I leave you alone for five minutes and you start a twitter war. Should I be concerned?"

@ChaosEnthusiast: "MATT KNOWS. MATT SEES ALL.”

@NotYourPriest: "He’s not denying anything. He’s just judging them for taking it to Twitter."

@MurdockWorship: "Sir, I think the concern should be for Bucky’s ass."

@LawyerSupremacy: "I don’t know if I’m more afraid of Matt’s legal skills or his ability to humble two super soldiers."

@IronManOfficial: "I have to sit in meetings with these people."

@Deadpool: "This timeline is a gift."

@BuckyBarnes: "For the record, Matt, you started it."

@MattMurdock: "And I’ll finish it too."

After watching the chaos unfold, Steve stared at Bucky who raises a brow as if to say "you won't dare". 

@SteveRogers: "Nice try, Buck, but let’s be real... Don't forget I am, and will always be, the true bottom. Not even you getting spanked changes that."

@ChaosEnthusiast: "CAP IS DOUBLING DOWN. HE WILL NOT BE DETHRONED."

@HistoryNerd89: "Imagine telling someone in the 1940s that Captain America would one day tweet this."

At home, Bucky looked at Steve and said "oh, you wanna play ? Are you sure you're ready for this ?". Matt's hands didn't even stop going over the documents in braille but still said with a warning tone "Gentlemen..."

@BuckyBarnes:

"Okay, okay, I concede. But I’d like to point out that I like to switch."

@SuperSoldierThirst:

"Steve Rogers: war hero, symbol of freedom, leader of the Avengers, has willingly and repeatedly declared himself the bottom. The man is truly fearless."

@SamWilson: "I regret ever taking that shield. I don’t wanna be associated with this anymore."

@ClintBarton: "You guys have no idea how hard it is to keep a straight face in Avengers meetings after all of this."

@DrStrange: "Not even science can explain the chaos in this timeline."

@ThorOdinson: "Midgardians continue to amuse me. Does this ‘bottom’ position require great strength? I wish to understand."

@NotMyCap: "Steve, PLEASE, STOP. We can’t take this anymore."

@Matt’s_Lawyer: "Murdock has been suspiciously quiet. I feel like he’s watching all this unfold with a smirk."

@FangirlScreaming: "At this point, we need a documentary on this relationship."

Matt sighs. It seems he wasn't going to work in peace tonight.

@MattMurdock: "Y’all done?"

@BuckyBarnes: "No."

@SteveRogers: "Absolutely not."

@JohnWalker: "I'll take that shield off your hands @SamWilson, no problem."

@SamWilson: "You can try, but you’d have to get past the true bottom first."

@BuckyBarnes: "I’d pay good money to see that fight."

@SteveRogers: "I can do this all day."

@PatriotFan77: "Walker really thought he could just slide in and take the shield like this wasn’t already a circus."

@ShieldSimp: "John, babe, I don’t think you understand. This shield is cursed now. It comes with bottom discourse."

@ClintBarton: "Walker, trust me, you do NOT want this smoke. This shield comes with responsibilities. And by that, I mean dealing with Steve’s Twitter confessions."

@YelenaBelova: "If John Walker becomes Captain America, does that make him the new bottom? I need answers."

@USAgent_Fan: "John Walker as Cap? Nah. John Walker as the new bottom? We have a challenger."

@JohnWalker: "What the hell is WRONG with you people??"

@SamWilson: "Oh buddy, you just stepped in it. Welcome to the chaos."

@BuckyBarnes: "Too late @JohnWalker"

@SteveRogers: "I have always been the bottom, and I’m not giving that up."

@MattMurdock: "Steve, stop claiming it like it’s a medal of honor."

@AvengersFanatic: "@JohnWalker, @YelenaBelova is right, if you wanna be Cap, you gotta answer the real question: Are you a bottom?"

@Spangles4Life: "@SteveRogers, America's original bottom. @JohnWalker, are you even worthy?"

@SharonCarter: "I think we should make this a requirement. No shield unless you declare your position."

@PeterStark: "Uh, guys? Should I be here for this conversation?"

@Deadpool: "Yes, Parker. Take notes. This is history."

@JohnWalker: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?! STOP IT!"

@SteveRogers: "Look, I grew up in the '30s. It took me a long time to accept who I was, who I love, and what makes me happy. I spent too many years ashamed of my own feelings, afraid of what people would think. Not anymore. So yeah, I love my partners, I’m proud of my love, and I will be unapologetic about taking it. End of discussion."

@BuckyBarnes: "And everyone thought I was the chaotic one. Also @SteveRogers, I'm proud of you baby."

@MattMurdock: "Steve, you’re impossible. But also, yes."

@YelenaBelova: "So… Walker is not the bottom? Or is he just scared to admit it?"

@SamWilson: "Walker, you’re gonna have to make a statement, buddy. You can’t run forever."

@JohnWalker: "I HATE ALL OF YOU."

@LokiLaufeyson: "This has been the most entertaining mortal debate I have ever witnessed. Continue."

Of course, news outlets had to start reporting on this nonsensical chaos. People could read headline such as : "Captain America's Confession: Rogers Owns His Bottom Status With Pride", "Is John Walker Cap Material? The Internet Demands Answers on His Position in More Ways Than One" or "Steve Rogers, American Hero, Also an Unapologetic Bottom—And Fans Love It".

@ClintBarton: "I was gone for 10 minutes. What the hell is happening?"

@KateBishop: "Clint, don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to."

@RhodeyWarMachine: "Steve really just dropped a ‘proud to be a bottom’ speech like it was a presidential address. Iconic."

@AvengersStan97: "Walker, my guy, your silence is deafening."

@Fanboy4Cap: "Steve owned it. Bucky admitted to being ‘in the middle.’ Matt just quietly wins at everything. Walker, it’s time to pick a side."

@PrincessShuri: "I have a scientific interest in this debate. Walker, be a man of science. Answer."

@LokiLaufeyson: "Walker’s refusal to answer means he is, in fact, a bottom. That is how Midgardian culture works, yes?"

@IronManOfficial: "Hold on. Did Steve Rogers just become the internet’s favorite chaos entity?"

@ClintBarton: "Tony, you created Ultron. And you’re scared of Steve’s Twitter?"

@PrincessShuri: "This is the man who willingly fought a purple alien overlord, yet he fears Steve Rogers with an iPhone. Understandable."

@RhodeyWarMachine: "Tony, this is your karma for giving Steve a phone. You did this to yourself."

@PepperPotts: "I KNEW giving Steve social media access was a mistake. This is worse than the time he called me to ask how to "post a picture on the interwebs." "

@America’sAss97: "Tony Stark officially fears Steve Rogers on Twitter. We are in the darkest timeline."

@Steve’sNumber1Fan: "Every generation has its social media menace. Ours is Captain America tweeting about his love life and bottoming."

@SamWilson: "Steve, PLEASE tell me you’re done for the day. I can’t handle more of this."

@BuckyBarnes: "He’s not done. Not even close."

@SteveRogers: "I don’t know what you all are so worried about. I’m just getting started."

@IronManOfficial: "…Oh God."

@ChaosAgent99: "Okay but now the real question is… is Matt going to spank Steve next?"

@America’sAssFan: "The way Steve has been acting lately… I think he’d love it a little too much."

@KinkyCapMemes: "Y’all saw how Steve reacted when Bucky got spanked. Man was dreaming."

@ShieldSimp: "I have a feeling Steve’s ‘I’m the true bottom’ speech was actually a plea."

@MattMurdock: "I will neither confirm nor deny any future disciplinary actions. But if Steve keeps running his mouth on Twitter, I might have to ensure order is maintained."

@BuckyBarnes: "Matt, don’t threaten him with a good time."

@SteveRogers: "If you all really want more chaos, I do have a few things left to say."

Chapter Text

Steve’s promise for chaos was having a full effect on the internet. Really, if they thought Steve got a Twitter account for the sake of peace, they were wrong.

@PleadingForPeace: "STEVE PLEASE. WE NEED TO RECOVER."

@WeCan’tHandleThis: "Captain America, I beg of you. Give us at least two weeks."

@CryingInFandom: "Sir. SIR. Let the dust settle before you end the internet again."

@SamWilson: "I need a vacation."

@IronManOfficial: "2 weeks? Give it 1 month. I have a business empire to run and way too much chaos control to do after your last tweet, Rogers."

@BuckyBarnes: "I tried to warn you all, even when he was all scrawny, Steve was a little shit."

@MattMurdock: "If you break Twitter again, you’ll have take-out for a month."

@SteveRogers: "...Define break."

@BuckyBarnes: "Please Steve, I like my pudgy belly just the way it is. Let’s not mess with a good thing."

@SamWilson: "I knew this would happen. Steve getting all confident after that tweet. Somebody better discipline him."

@DaredevilFan69: "Matt, I love you, but maybe it’s time for you to discipline your man. He’s been getting too cocky lately."

@SamWilson: "Steve just gave me the Captain’s glare. This is about to get ugly."

@IronManOfficial: "Oh, it’s going to be ugly alright. Everyone pray for us. Steve’s on a roll now."

@GordonRamsay: "Steve, mate, have mercy on your partners. Take-out is good OCCASIONALLY, not for a whole month.”

@SteveRogers: "Alright, alright! IF I break the internet, I’ll stick to grilling... with supervision. We all know by now how… disastrous I am in the kitchen."

@GordonRamsay: "Grilling? We’re talking about microwaving at this point, Steve. Just leave the cooking to Matt and Bucky. Please."

@BuckyBarnes: "As much as I love Steve, I agree with @GordonRamsay. Let Matt cook. You all don’t want to know what Steve’s version of ‘spaghetti’ is… It’s terrifying."

In their room at the Compound, Bucky raised his eyes from his phone. He saw Steve smirking… shit… he knew that face… the one that Bucky had to bail out of a cell so many times in the 30s.

@BuckyBarnes: "Oh no. He’s smirking. This isn’t good. Everybody, brace yourselves."

@NatRomanoff: "Whatever it is, I want front-row seats."

@IronManOfficial: "I’m getting secondhand anxiety. What’s the over-under on Steve dropping a tweet that makes the entire internet combust?"

@GordonRamsay: "If this is about cooking again, I swear to god—"

@SteveRogers: "Oh, you sweet summer children."

@AvengersStan: "Steve Rogers went from being a symbol of American virtue to a menace on Twitter, and I fully support it."

@ClintBarton: "I don't even care what happened, I just wanna know if there were dramatic sighs and disappointed head shakes from Matt."

In their bedroom, Bucky looked at Steve taking out a box and moving to the bathroom. Bucky thought “ Oh…okay. Stevie obviously enjoys the internet chaos but is he truly ready for that ? I don’t want him to get hurt. ”

@FanAccount4: “Why did Steve go all quiet suddenly?”

@MattMurdock: "Steve is a grown man capable of making his own decisions. That said, if he gets too out of hand again, I do have ways to keep him in check."

Reading Matt’s tweet, Bucky decided to send him a message : he’s doing it.

Matt answered quickly : It ?

You know the thing he only does with us when he feels comfortable enough ?

Oh… Is he sure ? We’ll be there for him but… People can be assholes. I don't want him to get hurt. He already had so much trouble accepting who he is.

I’m thinking the same thing.

Bucky inhaled sharply, “Well, if Steve feels ready, might as well prepare the internet for the bomb he’s about to drop .”

@BuckyBarnes: "Alright, everybody take cover. I think I know what Steve's about to say, and yes, it’s gonna break the internet again."

@SamWilson: "If Bucky is warning us, then we’re in danger. I repeat, WE ARE IN DANGER."

@YelenaBelova: "Is this about the bottom discourse again? Can I break into Walker’s house to film his reaction ?"

@IronManOfficial: "Great. I need to reinforce the servers again."

@BuckyBarnes :

Bucky attached a brief video to his next tweet. It showed him shaking his head before dramatically widening his eyes.

"You are not ready. At all."

He paused, glanced off-screen with a fond expression, took a mocked-horrified expression and mouthed "run" before the video cut off.

@SamWilson: "Everybody, take cover. This is an order from Captain America. This isn’t an exercise.”

@FanAccount2: "This is like when an animal starts acting weird before a disaster. Bucky is Steve’s enabler but also the internet’s emotional support raccoon, and HE IS WARNING US."

@MattMurdock: "Steven Grant Rogers. I think I know what you’re about to say. Don’t do it."

Bucky gulped, “Fucking Hell… Matty just activated his overprotective mode.”

@FanAccount1: "NOT THE FULL NAME. STEVE, YOU BETTER SIT THIS ONE OUT."

@NatashaKnows: "If MATT is warning him, we’re officially past DEFCON 1."

@FanAccount29: "IS THIS IT? IS THIS HOW TWITTER FINALLY IMPLODES?"

Bucky was watching Steve who was getting ready. He knew he wouldn’t be able to stop Steve but he couldn’t deny he was getting worried. Steve has a lot of fire in him but he can also get very sensitive. It may be time for Steve to be free about this… but he has never known a time where he didn’t worry about Steve - well, when he was in full possession of his mind anyway - he figured he wasn’t about to stop now.

Bucky quickly read the message appearing in the notifications.

Steven. Think carefully. Actions have consequences.

Bucky said loud enough so Steve could hear:

“Just so you know, Matt’s not only activated top overprotection mode. He’s getting worried. He probably already asked Karen and Foggy if he can get out of work earlier today.”

Steve hums.

“You’re a little shit, Stevie. You’re lucky we love you.” Bucky said fondly.

“I know. I love both of you too.” smiled Steve.

“Careful, I can see from there you’re going to leave a smudge if you smile too much.”

Steve chuckled before going back to a neutral expression. Bucky watched fondly as he looked at Steve putting on final touches.

Bucky heard his phone pinged. He snorted when he saw Tony’s message:

This has become way too quiet. Just tell us now if we should call a medic or a marriage counselor.

During the next moments, if someone asked Bucky if he was alright and he answered “yes”, that would be a lie: his heartbeat was picking up like crazy as he watched Steve taking a selfie and preparing a tweet.

@SteveRogers:

"Make-up isn’t just for the world. Sometimes, it’s just for me. Yeah, I like wearing makeup too.  Stay mad."

@FanAccount1: "STEVE. ROGERS. IN. MAKEUP. I’M ASCENDING."

@SamWilson: “Oh, ok. I can see how that will break the web but honestly, friend ? You look good.”

@YelenaB: "Steve, if you ever want to compare lipstick shades, hit me up."

@IronManOfficial: "Steve, I’m gonna need you to schedule a PowerPoint presentation on this make-up routine at the next Avengers meeting… For a friend."

@NatRomanoff: "He’s got better eyeliner than me. Unacceptable."

@RandomTroll: "Captain America wearing makeup? Disgraceful."

@ClintBarton: “At least, he’ll look good during the Apocalypse, pal.”

@GordonRamsay: "It looks way better than your cooking, Rogers.”

@SteveRogers: "RUDE."

Bucky laughed. Then, looked at his phone again when he saw Matt had sent another text:

Please, tell me he’s okay. I can hear people commenting in the streets.

Bucky didn’t have time to answer because he was seeing Steve typing another tweet.

@SteveRogers: “I also love wearing feminine and delicate clothing. Lingerie too (my lovers love it).”

Bucky lunged forward to take Steve’s phone but Steve had already pressed “send”.

“Stevie, you're going to give Matt a heart attack.”

“I’m fine, Buck.”

“Are you sure?” Bucky was sceptical. “I don’t want you to regret it, Stevie. I know it’s safe now… Legal, I mean… But there are still assholes, you know?”

“I know, Buck,“ and Steve kissed Bucky, leaving faint traces of lipstick.

After a few seconds, Bucky asked:

“So, how do I look ?”

Steve chuckled.

“A redder shade would suit you better.” He looked at Bucky with pleading eyes. Bucky closed his eyes, letting out a slow exhale.

“Please, no, not the puppy eyes, Steve.”

“One last one, please.”

“What… Do you want to say ?”

“Something about my heels.”

“Oh, dear… Alright, one condition…” Bucky opened his eyes and raised a finger to touch Steve’s nose, “You won’t reorganize our parts of the closet for a couple of weeks.”

“What !? But you always make yours a mess! And all you wear is jeans, t-shirts, leather jackets and sneakers.”

Bucky sighs fondly.

“Fine… You won’t reorganize Matty’s part of the closet for a month… He has enhanced senses but he still is blind. And you know he doesn’t like it when he has to look for the right suit for 10 minutes, especially on court days.”

“But I can help him…”

“Baby, he knows you want to help. But he also likes being independent, especially when it directly involves his blindness.”

Steve looked down and looked up again after a few seconds.

“Okay, I think I can do one month. I don’t think I’ll be able to hold the urge above that limit.”

Bucky smiled and gave Steve his phone back. Bucky watched him type while putting a hand on Steve’s back, rubbing in circles .

@SteveRogers: “Before anyone asks: Yes, I own heels. Yes, I walk very well in them.”

Barely two minutes after, Steve received a text from Matt:

“ Home. Now. ”

“Shit… He really is worried.”

Bucky stood and took the car keys.

“I tried to tell you.”

Chapter Text

Matt was already in their flat when Bucky and Steve came in. Bucky noticed he was jittery even though he was waiting, seated at their table, arms crossed. He stood right away when he heard Steve coming in the room.

“Are you alright ?”

“Yes… Matt,” Steve started, a slight edge of nervousness creeping into his voice. “I…”

Matt didn’t let him finish.

“Come here, Steve.” Steve didn't hesitate and stepped into Matt's arms. He hid his face in Matt’s neck and inhaled sharply.

“Describe it to me,” Steve didn't need to ask what Matt was requesting. Bucky leaned against the counter behind him. Steve just detangled himself from the hug and took Matt's hands.

“I did smoky eyes with dark eyeshadow and eyeliner. I used a pink lipstick. For the face, I used a natural base. I didn’t want to do anything bolder.”

“He looks amazing, Matt,” he heard the smile in Bucky’s words.

“He always does. I wish… I wish I could see you.” The regret could be heard in Matt's voice. “Steve, are you sure you want to do this? I just worry, love. A lot. But you know that… It's just, you had such a hard time accepting that part of yourself, I don't want you to have any regrets if you go all in. I don't want you hurting yourself because you went too hard, too fast. You understand that, right?”

Steve nodded. Bucky put a hand on Steve’s shoulder and kissed the back of his neck.

“For what that's worth, I think it was high time for you to fully accept who you are. You deserve to be unapologetically yourself."

Steve chuckled, running a hand through his hair.

“I got so into my role as Captain America, I guess I really wasn't exactly the poster child for self-acceptance, eh?"

The other two men shook their heads.

“Yeah… You’re right. I’ve been hiding a lot of myself for a long time. I'll admit it: I'm still scared. Earlier, I just felt… a wave of courage wash over me."

Matt, who had been quietly listening, gave a small smile.

"You’re perfect just the way you are, sweetheart. The world can’t dictate who you should be. As for the rest, if anyone’s got a problem with it, they can take it up with me. Or Buck... Or both of us."

“Damn right.” said Bucky.

Steve leaned in his partners’ embrace, “I’m more than just Captain America. I’m Steve Rogers, and I’ll wear whatever I damn well please. I think... I think I’d really like to wear more feminine clothing on a daily basis. Not just for special occasions. Everyday. For me."

Matt gave him a soft smile.

“That's the spirit,” Bucky whispered in his ear before kissing his neck again. “ Bucky grinned. "You’ll be a force to be reckoned with, no matter what you’re wearing. You could wear a dress and still kick anyone's ass if they tried something." Steve laughed at that. “You’ve earned the right to wear whatever makes you happy, Stevie. You don’t need to keep playing a role for anyone anymore."

"So," Matt began, voice barely above a whisper, "what do you think, are you going to tweet again, or should we leave the world hanging for a little longer?"

“Yeah... You wouldn’t be Steve Rogers if you didn’t stir the pot every now and then." Bucky teased, always the enabler.

Steve groaned lightly, rolling his eyes, fondly.

“You guys are relentless. Maybe I'll hold off... for now."

Matt leaned in closer, his lips close to Steve’s, his voice dropping slightly, but there was a playful challenge in his voice.

"We know you can’t resist. We’ll see how long that lasts."

The three men laughed. Bucky reached for Steve's waist and turned to Matt, a mischievous smile creeping up on his face.

"I think I know exactly what Steve could post next."

“I think I do too,” Matt smirked.

Steve looked at the two of them, eyebrows raised in confusion.

"What are you two scheming about now?"

Matt’s tone was teasing yet affectionate.

"Bucky and I have an idea for your next post. We’re going to pick the perfect outfit for you.”

Steve’s eyes widened, his heart fluttering slightly at the idea.

"You... you want to pick my outfit?" His voice faltered with uncertainty, but there was also an undeniable spark of excitement.

Bucky nodded, his smile growing.

"We know exactly what would look great on you."

Steve felt a wave of emotion welling up inside him. He couldn’t help but feel his heart swell with love.

He cleared his throat, trying to hide the tears threatening to fall.

"I... I don’t know what to say," he whispered, his voice thick with emotion. "I just... I love you both so much. You’ve made me feel more myself than I’ve ever been."

Matt reached out, his hands resting softly on Steve’s cheeks.

"We’ll help you with everything, sweetheart. We’ll be right by your side every step of the way. And Steve?” he added, his tone teasing yet affectionate, "You've got an internet to break."

Steve chuckled, wiping away a couple of tears as he looked between them.

"I don't know about breaking the internet, but I guess I can try," he said, a smile tugging at his lips.

Matt put his forehead against Steve’s, his hands still on his cheeks.

“Before that, is there anything you would like to do ? Anything at all ?”

Steve smiled and said, “I want you both. No… I just need to feel you both. In me, around me, yeah. I just wanna... feel you.”

Bucky tightened his grip on Steve's waist. He couldn’t help but press against Steve who was already feeling Bucky becoming hard.

“Are you sure, Baby ? You tend to get so overstimulated when we do this.”

Matt started stroking Steve’s chest, going lower with each passing seconds.

“Yes, I want it.” and took both men's hands to lead them to their bedroom. There, they undressed as they watched Steve doing the same.

As Steve went into their shared closets, Matt sat on the bed, his back against the headboard. Bucky sat next to Matt, one hand squeezing Matt’s thigh slightly. As he saw Steve choosing a lingerie set, Bucky's toes curled in upon themselves. He let go of Matt's thigh to retrieve the lube from under the pillow, slicked his hand and masturbated firmly.

“Pace yourself, Buck,” Matt said while putting a hand on Bucky’s moving arm. “Which one did he choose ?”

“Take a… agh… guess…”

Matt tilted his head. A slight crunching noise as Steve pulled the stockings up. A mild aroma hit his nose as Steve unfolded another piece of clothing… Matt could tell by the way it settled on Steve’s waist and bottom that it was backless. Matt's head softly hit the wall. He licked his lips.

“The silk one ?” He asked.

“Yeah… Fuck, Stevie, you're going to be such a wreck when we're done with you.”

“Well, that’s kinda the point, right?” said Steve with a smirk.

“Come here, sweetheart,” The way Matt exhaled was halfway between a sigh and moan when Steve straddled his lap. Steve was good. Steve in silk was heaven.

Bucky followed a few seconds after, coming behind Steve and rubbing his cock against Steve’s ass. His hands playing with Steve’s nipples.

“You look so good, baby… So fucking good… And those legs for days… You know what you are doing, right ?” Bucky said right against Steve’s ear.

Steve’s chuckle turned into a moan when Matt fisted his cock. Steve kissed Matt with hunger. Meanwhile, Bucky pulled back a little and slicked his fingers again. He used his index to make circling movements on Steve’s entrance before gently pressing inside.

It didn’t take long for Steve’s muscle to start relaxing. He added another finger, making scissoring motions.

“More...” Steve was pushing back on Bucky’s fingers.

Bucky added a third finger, making gentle thrust motions. Steve was flushed all over, already a moaning mess.

“Think you can take another baby ?” Asked Bucky while pulling at Steve's hair with his other hand. “You gotta be well prepared for what's to come.”

Steve opened his mouth opened wide to let a soundless moan when Bucky added another finger and hit his sweet spot. Matt’s hand picked up the rhythm just a little.

After a couple of minutes, Matt stopped to take the lube and rubbed some on his own cock. Bucky gently took his fingers out.

“Whenever you're ready, sweetheart.” Said Matt, putting his hands on Steve's covered thighs.

Steve didn’t wait long to align Matt's cock with his hole. He pushed down, taking it in slowly. When he was fully seated, Steve made a few movements with his hips.

“Bucky,” exhaled Steve.

“Coming baby,” Bucky took his time to slick himself up.

“Bucky…” Steve was starting to get impatient.

“Just putting some lube on, so we can take good care of you.”

Bucky came up behind him, an arm wrapping around his waist. Steve puts both hands against the wall. Bucky took himself in his hand and very gently pushed in and Steve moaned. Loudly.

Matt’s breath stuttered as he clutched at Steve’s thighs, feeling them tremble under his palms. Bucky was behind him, breath warm against his neck as he held him close. His metal hand braced Steve’s hip, while the other splayed over his chest. Steve was getting what he wanted: both his lovers, in him, around him, supporting him, embracing him, making him theirs.

Steve’s senses were flooded: Matt’s warmth under him, the way Bucky’s breath hitched each time they moved, the burn deep inside that bordered on pain but never quite crossed into it. He didn’t try to hide the little gasps when their bodies moved together just right and stars burst behind his eyes. He felt stretched open in the best way.

And then, his body tensed, helpless under the waves of pleasure. Matt reached blindly, fingers tangling with Steve’s. Steve felt Bucky’s hand tighten over his heart, and he came with a guttural cry.

He was crying. He couldn’t remember when it started. But neither of them said anything. Matt kissed his jaw, Bucky murmured something against his neck, and they kept moving slow. Steve collapsed onto Matt’s chest, Bucky still cradling him from behind.

Steve's breath hitched as Bucky's pace changed: he was going deeper, harder. Every thrust pushed Steve forward, grinding him down onto Matt again and again.

The sound of Bucky’s hips meeting his thighs was wet, almost obscene, and it shook through Matt like thunder. Each push drove Matt deeper against that tender spot inside him, the one that made his vision go white. Steve gasped, fingers clawing at Matt’s chest as his body was rocked between them.

“You’re taking us so well,” Matt whispered hoarsely, lips grazing Steve’s ear.

Steve sobbed, overwhelmed. The pressure, the stretch, the heat, the hands on his waist, his back, his chest: it was too much and still not enough. His mind was on fire. He was shaking.

“I can’t…” he tried to say.

But then Bucky angled just right, hitting that sweet spot inside, and Matt's cock slid perfectly in tandem, and the pressure crashed into Steve like a wave too big to outrun. The scream tore from his throat before he even realized he was coming for the second time, his whole body locking up, trembling between them as his orgasm slammed into him.

Bucky's loud, broken moan filled Steve’s ears. Steve felt the rush of warmth inside, Bucky's body trembling against his back, and then the slow, careful slide as he pulled out.

Steve barely had time to catch his breath before strong arms wrapped around him again. Matt flipped him gently onto his back. Steve blinked, dazed, his limbs like water, chest heaving. Matt traced Steve’s face with his own fingers, his own face flushed, filled with love and hunger. "So beautiful,” Matt thought.

Then, Matt thrusted forward again, deep and merciless, and Steve screamed. Matt was relentless, pushing in over and over, deeper each time, pulling him further into this white space where only sensations existed. Steve’s nails scraped at the sheets, his legs shaking.

Matt was groaning, low, muttering things like “So good,” “You’re ours,” “So perfect like this.” And Steve… Steve was only sensations.

The burn came again: sweet, sharp and overwhelming as Steve felt his third orgasm building. He was feeling a sense of surrender. Safe. All he could think of was:

I’m safe.

I’m loved.

I don’t need to hold anything back anymore.

Matt’s pace turned frenzied, desperate. His hips snapped forward harder, faster, erratic now, like something had snapped loose inside him. The bed creaked violently beneath them, each thrust nearly pushing them off the edge, and Steve could do nothing but let it happen. He couldn’t form words, could barely breathe, just gasps and cries and the occasional sob slipping from his lips. He wasn’t sure where he was anymore, here and there, flying high and sinking deep at once.

Somewhere, distantly, he registered Bucky’s voice.

Steve couldn’t respond to whatever Bucky was saying, his mind was lightyears away, flooded with sensations. There was no thought left. Just Matt’s tight grip on his thighs, the frantic rhythm of him still inside, and the weight of Bucky’s gaze watching him fall apart.

The snap of the bed frame cracking beneath them was loud and for a split second, Steve’s eyes flew open. But Matt didn’t stop. If anything, the sound spurred him on.

Steve let out a broken gasp as Matt's rhythm was almost brutal now. It was a fervent worship, like a wild devotion. Steve’s back arched instinctively, body writhing under the onslaught, completely surrendered. Steve's entire body shook as another wave of sensations rushed through him.

Steve’s flushed, bliss-struck. Matt’s slack jaw, both of them soaked in sweat and pleasure : Bucky could only stare, dazed. He watched as Matt pounded into Steve, fast, relentless, the sound of skin against skin loud, matching the frantic rhythm of Steve’s screams. One of Matt’s hands clutched Steve's thigh, holding it open. The other tangled with Steve’s fingers, pinning it against the bed that had already started to shift and groan beneath them.

And then it happened.

The bedframe gave out entirely, one corner collapsing. The mattress slid, jarring them all.

Bucky sat back on his heels, transfixed as the two of them tumbled onto the floor with the mattress, Matt never leaving Steve’s body. Steve was already deep into his third climax, screaming as he came again, tears streaking down his temples.

Matt’s moans built higher, louder, until he threw his head back and came with a growl. Bucky exhaled a breathless laugh; in that moment, watching one of his loves wreck the man they both adored, he thought: “God, we’ll need to fix the bed. But I’d break a thousand more if it means seeing them like that again.”

He watched Matt collapse slowly over Steve, still inside him. His heart clenched at the sight, how beautiful they were like this.

He moved to lift the splintered frame with practiced ease, dragging it to the side, clearing space for the mattress to lie flat on the floor.

Matt was still softening inside Steve, kissing his neck and shoulder. He was still catching his breath when he finally pulled out.

Bucky kneeled and moved gently. His hand slid between Steve’s legs, stroking his inner thighs on the way. Bucky slowly slid two fingers inside.

That’s when Steve arched, mouth open. Then the moan came from deep within. His body seized around Bucky’s fingers, and Matt let out a stunned sound as Steve came again. A fourth time. His hands grasped at the sheets, his mouth moved but no words came.

Bucky leaned in, lips to Steve’s temple.

“You’re okay, baby. Let go.”

Steve didn’t answer. He just turned his face toward the sound, his breath hitching. Then, as the spasms slowly faded, he collapsed fully again, his body slack, breath shallow but steady. There was a little dazed smile on his lips.

Matt reached out, brushing sweat-soaked hair from Steve’s forehead. Bucky’s fingers stayed, just for a moment longer. Then, finally, he eased out and got up to look for a soft cloth.

Steve was still trembling, his breath shallow, his lips parted, eyes fluttering. The moment a damp cloth touched his overstimulated skin, Steve let out a sharp moan, his whole body flinching in response.

“Shhh, shhh,” Bucky whispered, his voice low and soothing. “I know, baby. I know. I’m sorry. Just a little more. I’ve got you.”

Matt, who had been kneeling beside him, leaned in and pressed his palm gently against Steve’s sternum.

“It’s alright, love. You’re safe. We're here.”

Once Bucky was done, he tossed the cloth aside, then nodded to Matt. Together, they moved him gently on the mattress which was now directly on the floor, the bedframe abandoned beside them.

Matt pulled a light blanket over him, tucking it around Steve’s body. Bucky settled in behind him, Matt lay on the other side, brushing back Steve’s damp hair, resting their foreheads together.

“I think we broke him,” Matt whispered.

Bucky chuckled fondly.

“Worth it.”

Later, when Steve slowly drifted back to himself, it was like surfacing from deep underwater. His ears caught soft murmurs, warmth pressed in from both sides, and his body ached in the most delicious, spent kind of way. His throat was dry, his hips sore, and yet he felt… safe.

Matt’s fingers were running gently through his hair, slow and repetitive. Bucky was curled behind him, metal arm draped across his waist, hand tracing patterns on his hipbone.

“There he is,” Bucky said the second Steve shifted a little. “You still with us, baby ?”

Steve tried to speak, but it came out as a hoarse breath. Matt chuckled gently, shifting to nuzzle Steve’s cheek.

Steve hummed, voice still scratchy. “You… you really did a number on me.”

“Oh, we did?” Bucky said, mock-offended. “You’re the one who came four times and took us both at once like a damn martyr.”

Steve smiled, even if he still felt far too boneless to move. But something under him caught his attention hard. He blinked slowly, turned his head a bit.

“…Are we… on the floor?” he croaked.

There was a beat of silence before Bucky burst out laughing again.

“Yup. Matt broke the bed.”

Matt groaned. “It wasn’t… okay, yes, I broke the bed. But in my defense, you were screaming my name, and I just… got carried away.”

"Love..." teased Bucky.

"Ugh, okay... the silk did it. I can't help it," admitted Matt.

Steve let out a raspy chuckle, burying his face into Matt’s neck.

“God. I love you both so much. Even if you did almost launch me across the room.”

“Love you too,” Bucky said, kissing Steve’s shoulder. “You good, baby?”

Steve nodded slowly. “Yeah. I’m good. I’m really… good.” He let out a slow exhale and sank deeper into their embrace. “Just don’t let me move for the next week.”

“You’re not going anywhere,” Matt promised, arms tightening just slightly.

Just before they fell asleep, Bucky said something as he tightened his embrace.

“Be yourself 100%, okay ? We’ve got you.”

Chapter Text

Steve was wearing the outfit carefully chosen by his partners: a blue dress, black tights and black heels. He’s standing in front of their bedroom door, looking proud, hands put elegantly on his waist. His make-up was soft, natural. Bucky was standing in front of him, taking pictures from multiple angles.

After that, Steve chose one and prepared a post. He looked at his lovers who smiled at him. He was fully embracing this side of himself - or at least trying to. His tights stretched over his legs, and the heels now gave him a poised, graceful stature. His makeup was subtle but enhanced his features, accentuating his blue eyes and strong jawline. 

While he was preparing his post, he sat on a chair, one leg crossed elegantly over the other, a delicate hand resting under his chin. Bucky stood across from him, his smile was warm and proud. Matt, sitting nearby, could tell from Steve’s way of sitting, poised and comfortable, that this was a milestone for him.

"Do you like it?" Matt asked, his voice a mix of curiosity and warmth.

"Yeah," he said softly, but with a grin, "I think I do. Feels right."

With a nod of approval from Matt, Steve turned his attention to the phone. The Twitter post was nearly ready, but before sending, he looked up at Bucky, who had been silently watching him with a loving, approving smile. Steve’s heart swelled at the reassurance in Bucky’s eyes.

"You look amazing, Steve. Send it."

Steve's fingers hovered over the screen, feeling the weight of the moment but also the freedom it carried. His thumb tapped on the screen.

The post read:

@SteveRogers: “Feeling myself tonight, and I think it’s time to let the world know. #SelfLove #BreakingTheNorm #NotJustForYouToSee #EmbraceYourself”

The picture he posted showcased his confidence wearing his blue dress.

The reactions quickly followed:

@CarolDanvers: “This is the Steve Rogers I’ve been waiting for. #BreakTheNorm”

@KingValkyrie: “YES STEVE. Let the world know, baby! This is how you take charge of your own narrative. #Proud”

@KingT'Challa: “The real hero is someone who’s true to themselves. Proud of you, Steve. Keep breaking barriers. #NoFear”

@NatRomanoff: “Well, look who’s finally embracing all of who he is. #LoveThis #SteveRogers”

@IronManOfficial: “If Steve’s making a statement, I guess I’m just gonna have to stand by and let the world get its mind blown. Also, who did your makeup? Looks... surprisingly good.”

@ThorOdinson: “By Odin’s beard! This is a true warrior’s choice.”

@SamWilson: “I’ve been telling Steve for YEARS to stop hiding in his suit. Proud of you, man. #TrueToYourself”

@WalkerFan: “Is this what being a "hero" is all about? No thanks. #NotMyCaptainAmerica”

@CivicsFirst: “Steve, you’re better than this. This isn’t what a hero should be doing. #Sad”

@RogersFanFiction: “I thought I knew Steve, but this? This is something else entirely. Maybe it's time to accept he’s always been more than the shield. #Growth”

In the midst of all the reactions, Steve saw one tweet that made him smile.

@MattMurdock: “I'm so proud of you. I love you so much. #ProudBoyfriend”

@BuckyBarnes: "I've never been so proud of you, baby doll. #ProudBoyfriend”

Steve smiled softly to himself, reading through the tweets and feeling nothing but love from his friends. As for the critics? Well, they didn’t matter. The ones that counted were here. Steve couldn't help but smirk when he saw Tony's tweet. He quickly typed out a response:

@SteveRogers: “Surprise, Tony! I did the makeup myself. Had a little help from my artistic side, guess the drawing skills come in handy in more ways than one. #WhoKnew”

@IronManOfficial: “So you’re telling me the Captain could’ve been doing makeup tutorials this whole time instead of fighting Hydra? I’m impressed, Rogers. Maybe you should do a collab with me.”

@SomeRandomPerson: “So, Matt, did Steve finally get his punishment done?”

@MattMurdock: “I’ll tell you this: Steve is getting better at embracing who he truly is. And yes, I’d say he definitely learned his lesson.”

@SteveRogers: “I may have gotten my punishment, but some lessons need a bit more time to sink in.”

@LokiLaufeyson: “I find it fascinating how love and discipline can go hand in hand. Carry on, my good friends.”

@JohnWalker: “I’m starting to think I could learn a thing or two about that kind of lesson. Maybe I’ll sign up for Steve’s next "class."

@GordonRamsay: “I’m more worried about Steve’s cooking, but hey, if that’s what works for you, mate... go for it. Keep the makeup though: that part’s nailed."

@SomeUser: “Wait a minute… is Walker actually on Steve’s side now? Did I miss something?”

@CaptainSuperFan23: “I think we just witnessed Walker join the Steve Rogers Fan Club. Never thought I’d see the day.”

@LokiLaufeyson: “I never thought I'd see a former "enemy" so easily bend in the face of Steve’s... charisma?”

@JohnWalker: “Steve's got a point. If I’m gonna be here, might as well learn from the best. We’ll see where this goes... but I’ve got a new respect for him.”

@SamWilson: “I think someone’s been spending too much time in Steve’s orbit. Please, John, don’t make me have to keep an eye on you too.”

@BuckyBarnes: “It’s official: Walker’s been converted. Don’t worry, Sam, we’ll keep him on his best behavior.”

@SteveRogers: “Glad to have you on the team, Walker. I’ll show you how we get things done around here... and maybe a few other things along the way.”

@SomeRandomPerson: “I can't believe Walker is part of this madness now. The world has officially turned upside down.”

@SomeUser: “Wait, WAIT. I'VE JUST REALIZED. LOKI is on Twitter now??”

@CaptainSuperFan23: “So now we’ve got Loki, Walker, AND the chaos trio?! This is like some wild, wild reality show. Somebody please make a series out of this.”

@LokiLaufeyson: “Oh, there’s no need for a series when life itself is already an ongoing spectacle, my dear mortal.”

@BuckyBarnes: “I knew I felt an extra dose of chaos in the air today. What are you planning now, Loki?”

@SamWilson: “This is just what we needed… MORE chaos. We’re all doomed.”

@LokiLaufeyson: “Oh, Sam. You know you love it. Just admit it. And besides, why worry when you can join the fun?”

@SomeRandomPerson: “Loki just casually strolling into the chaos like he owns the place. I can't even.”

@LokiLaufeyson: “I promised my dear husband - Mobius - I'd behave myself. But as anyone who truly knows me can attest, that is no easy task.”

@SomeUser: “Wait… LOKI is married? Mobius is his husband??”

@SteveRogers: “Good luck with that, Loki. We all know you're about as good at "behaving" as I am at cooking.”

@MattMurdock: “Loki… behaving?”

@FoggyNelson: “Okay, Steve in heels and makeup? Never thought I'd see the day you would accept that part of yourself completely.”

@KarenPage: “Honestly, seeing Steve open up like this makes me so happy for him. He deserves to be comfortable in his own skin. We all do.”

@MattMurdock: “You both have no idea how proud I am of Steve right now.”

@SteveRogers: “Thanks, Karen. I’ve spent so many years being the guy everyone expected. This feels… right. And it feels damn good.”

@BuckyBarnes: “You look damn good, Stevie.” 

@SomeUser: “Okay, we’ve had the Twitter chaos, now we NEED an Instagram for the trio. Can you imagine the photos and stories? I’d pay good money to follow that madness.”

@FandomUnleashed: “I swear, if the trio makes an Instagram account, the world will never be the same again. I’m already preparing for the chaos.”

@BuckyBarnes: “Do you think I should start a fitness page? I’ve got all the workout tips, and maybe some... special moves. Thoughts?”

@SteveRogers: “I can’t say it wouldn’t be fun. Thoughts?”

@MattMurdock: “Maybe it's time for us to let the world into our lives a little more. Chaos and all.”

@LokiOfAsgard: “I’m not sure the internet can handle that much power. But I’m all for it. Let’s watch the world burn in the best way possible.”

@IronManFan23: “I don't know what’s more terrifying: the idea of Steve rocking heels every day, or the thought of Bucky posting gym pics on Instagram.”

@KarenPage: “Honestly, I think the trio on Instagram is exactly what we need right now. Also, Matt’s cooking skills better be featured.”

@ThirstyForAmerica: “Okay but can we go back to Steve’s picture for a second?? Because those LEGS. FOR. DAYS. Sir, what is your routine???”

@FashionIcon101: “Forget the outfit, forget the heels, forget the make-up (actually, don’t, he looks amazing), CAN WE TALK ABOUT THOSE LONG, GLORIOUS LEGS?!”

@BuckyBarnes: “I mean, I always knew my guy had some serious legs, but seeing the entire internet collectively lose its mind over them is just… satisfying.”

@MattMurdock: “The chaos our sweetheart's legs are causing… Good.”

@PeggyCarterFanClub: “Look at this man’s proportions. Absolute perfection.”

@TonyStark: “We really let this man go decades without realizing he could’ve been a supermodel, huh? What a waste of potential.”

@LokiLaufeyson: “The Midgardian obsession with legs is truly fascinating. But I must admit, I see why.”

***** Later *****

Bucky posted a picture of Steve, an arm around Matt's waist, another on his cheek trying to wipe some tears. His caption was :

@BuckyBarnes: “When your man is finally 100% himself and it makes you a little emotional. Also, Matt’s pretending not to be smug, but we all know the truth.”

@SoftForSteve: “STEVE TEARS??? NOOO PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.”

@MattMurdockDefenseSquad: “Matt is absolutely smug, and honestly? He earned it.”

@PeggyCarterWouldApprove: “Steve Rogers is out here being his true self, Bucky is his supportive king, and Matt is their emotional rock. I’M SOBBING.”

@SamWilson: “Man went from punching Nazis to embracing eyeliner and silk. We love growth.”

@IronManOfficial: “So we’ve got Cap crying, Matt smug, and Bucky playing photographer? This relationship is a whole sitcom.”

@FoggyNelson: “Matt, if you don’t admit you’re the smuggest person alive at this moment, I’m disowning you.”

@KarenPage: “I can feel the self-satisfaction radiating off Matt through the screen.”

@JohnWalker: “I gotta admit… this is kind of inspiring.”

@LokiLaufeyson: “Ah, sentimentality. Disgusting. (Also, I shall be showing Mobius this example of ‘true love’ for the next hour, do not disturb.)”

@MobiusM: “This is what "glorious purpose" should mean."

@JessicaJones: “Alright, fine, I’ll admit it. This is kind of adorable.”

@PeterStark: “Mr Rogers, sir, you are a legend.”

@SteveRogers: "I feel like a weight has been lifted. I’ve never felt so loved before. Thank you, truly."

@BuckyBarnes: “You are loved, punk. Always.”

@MattMurdock: “You always have been, and you always will be.”

@SamWilson: “As your best friend, I demand a hug the next time I see you. No excuses.”

@NatRomanoff: “Proud of you, Cap.”

@LokiLaufeyson: “For once, Midgardians are correct: You do have a flair for dramatics. It’s quite entertaining.”

@FoggyNelson: “Okay, but can we also take a moment to appreciate that my best friend and Bucky are clearly head over heels for this man?”

***** The paparazzo's picture *****

A new photo had surfaced of Steve walking confidently through the streets of New York, dressed in a stylish feminine blouse and a flowy skirt. His makeup was immaculate, enhancing his sharp blue eyes and softening his already stunning features. Beside him, Matt held onto his arm, his signature blind cane in his other hand, both of them sharing a relaxed, genuine smile. Leading the way in front of them, Bucky, camera in hand, grinning like a man absolutely delighted with the moment.

@VogueMagazine: "From battlefield to fashion, Steve Rogers proves style has no gender. The power, the confidence, the elegance!"

@Buzzfeed: "Steve Rogers' glow-up era is something we didn’t know we needed. This man is thriving, and Bucky Barnes documenting it is just the cherry on top."

@E!News: "America’s golden boy has gone full style icon, and we are OBSESSED. Also, can we talk about how supportive his boyfriends are?!"

@IronManOfficial: "Look at my boy, glowing. You love to see it. Also, @BuckyBarnes, I expect a full photoshoot soon."

@NatRomanoff: "Steve Rogers, the style icon. Who knew?"

@PeterStark: "Can I come over with my camera?"

@SamWilson: "Gotta say, man, you’re rocking it. But also, why do I feel like Bucky has a whole album of this in his phone?"

@YelenaBelova: "Steve Rogers in soft, flowy fashion is a cultural reset. Pass it on."

@LokiLaufeyson: "Midgard’s obsession with aesthetics is finally paying off. Rogers, you wear your truth well."

@GordonRamsay: "That outfit is bloody brilliant, mate. Please tell me you picked it yourself and didn’t let Barnes near your closet."

@randomuser24: "Okay, but Bucky Barnes is absolutely Steve Rogers’ biggest fangirl. Look at this man, running around with a camera, documenting every moment like a proud spouse at a school recital."

@MarvelObsessed: "Bucky Barnes is living the dream. He went from Steve’s childhood bestie to his biggest hype man, official photographer, and No. 1 supporter."

@AvengersStan: "Bucky out here acting like a fan account for Steve Rogers, and honestly? It’s adorable. We love a supportive partner."

@SamWilson: "Not y’all finally realizing Bucky is the president, vice president, and treasurer of the Steve Rogers fan club. Man’s been on that job since the ‘30s."

@NatRomanoff: "Bucky Barnes: super soldier, former assassin, and now, Steve Rogers' biggest groupie."

@BuckyBarnes: "Y’all sayin’ this like I haven’t been Steve’s biggest fan since before any of you were born."

@SteveRogers: "He’s not lying. I caught him doodling ‘James Rogers-Barnes’ in a notebook once back in the ’40s."

@MattMurdock: "You should see his camera roll. Half of it is just Steve looking pretty in different lighting. How do I know ? Bucky keeps telling me about it while saying things like “This one is better because the light highlights his baby blues, you see?"

@RandomTroll92: "What’s the point of Steve looking that good if Matt can’t even see it?"

@KarenPage: "Oh, honey. You must be new here. Matt doesn’t need to see to know. And let me tell you, he knows."

@FoggyNelson: "Sensory perception? Ever heard of it?"

@NatRomanoff: "Sweetheart, Matt knows what Steve looks like better than any of us. Trust me."

@MattMurdock: "I may be blind, but I experience Steve in ways you couldn’t begin to imagine."

@SteveRogers: "That’s one way to put it."

@BuckyBarnes: "I’d explain how Matt’s enhanced senses work, but I think you’d pass out before I finished the first sentence."

@LokiLaufeyson: "Mortal, if you believe sight is the only way to appreciate beauty, you are tragically lacking in imagination."

Chapter Text

Steve stepped into the Avengers Compound, the click of his heels echoing through the halls. He wasn’t in full glam, but he still wore a soft, flowy blouse tucked into a well-fitted skirt, the faintest touch of eyeliner highlighting his blue eyes. He carried himself with confidence, but the second he reached the meeting room, he was met with absolute silence. He deflated a bit.

Every Avenger present was staring at him. Some were mid-sip of their coffee, others' eyes had their phones out, others stopped their conversations.

Then, Tony broke the silence.

“Alright, I’ll be the first to say it… Steve, you look like a damn movie star.”

Natasha smirked, giving an approving nod.

“Took you long enough, Rogers.”

Sam leaned back in his chair, arms crossed.

“Man, I saw the picture, but seeing it in person? You really do have legs for days.”

Bruce, who had been suspiciously quiet, finally spoke.

“This is completely unrelated to the meeting but… you really do your makeup yourself?”

Steve smiled shyly.

“Yeah.”

Tony let out a loud scoff.

“I swear, you’re like a Pinterest board that came to life.”

Before Steve could respond, Thor, who had been grinning the entire time, finally stood up and clapped a heavy hand on his shoulder.

“Truly, Rogers, this is a bold and glorious evolution of your mortal fashion. It is most pleasing to the eye!”

Clint leaned over to Sam.

“What's important to know is this: is Steve now officially the Avengers’ online chaos entity?”

Sam sighed.

“Nah… He's always been like that. I mean, the first thing Bucky asked when he officially joined us was how Steve had kept on being a little shit. That and he proclaimed himself a bottom online should have given a clue.”

Steve, amused, settled into his chair.

“Glad to know I'm such a hot topic for the Avengers.”

Tony smirked.

“Oh, it’s not just us. You, my friend, are single-handedly breaking the internet.” He turned his phone around, showing the millions of reactions still flooding in. “And honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

Steve chuckled, shaking his head. This meeting was definitely going to take twice as long.

***** The Meeting (or Lack Thereof) *****

The meeting hadn’t even started, and already it felt derailed. Tony was still scrolling on his phone, occasionally snorting at whatever Twitter was saying about Steve’s latest post. Sam was muttering something to Clint about Steve’s legs, and Natasha was watching Steve with that unreadable little smirk, clearly enjoying this moment.

Bruce adjusted his glasses.

“Okay, real talk…how long have you been doing your makeup?”

Steve blinked.

“Uh… on and off for years?”

Tony narrowed his eyes. “Years? You mean to tell me that all this time, I could’ve been going to you instead of paying someone ridiculous amounts of money for a decent contour job?”

Steve snorted.

“I don’t think we have the same approach to makeup, Tony.”

“I dunno, man. Your eyeliner game is strong.” Sam added, leaning on the table. “You should do a tutorial.”

Bucky, who had just come back in, stood behind Steve.

“Don’t encourage him. He already took over Twitter; we don’t need him invading YouTube next.”

Thor suddenly perked up.

“Ah! You must teach me as well, Captain!” He gestured grandly toward his own face. “I believe my features would suit this art form splendidly!”

Clint whispered to Sam, “Okay, I need to see Thor in eyeliner.”

Natasha nodded in agreement. “Thor in eyeliner would be the only thing capable of rivaling Steve’s internet-breaking posts.”

Steve sighed, running a hand through his hair.

“Are we actually going to have this meeting, or…?”

Tony waved him off.

“Please. The meeting is this now. We’re discussing the most important global event of the day. Captain America becoming the internet’s favorite fashion icon.”

Bruce, still scrolling on his phone, suddenly raised an eyebrow.

“…Oh. Uh. Steve?”

Steve turned to him.

“... Yeah?”

Bruce turned his phone around, showing a fresh wave of Twitter reactions.

“Loki just tweeted about you again.”

The room collectively groaned.

@LokiLaufeyson: “It appears Midgard is losing its mind over Captain America’s latest fashion choice. I, for one, welcome this era of chaos.”

@MobiusM: “Loki, you promised to behave.”

@LokiLaufeyson: “I am behaving. I’m merely observing the chaos. And admiring the, as they say, legs for days.”

Sam wheeze-laughed.

“Oh my god, Loki is thirst-tweeting about Steve.”

Steve groaned, burying his face in his hands. Bucky patted his shoulder.

 “Welcome to your new life, sweetheart.”

Then, as if it couldn’t get worse, Tony’s phone dinged loudly, followed by a dramatic gasp.

“Oh no. No no no.”

Steve peeked between his fingers.

“What now?”

Tony turned his screen around again.

“Ramsay tweeted.”

@GordonRamsay: “I don’t care how well you do makeup, Rogers. You still can’t cook for shit.”

The room exploded in laughter. Steve groaned again, slumping back in his chair. Bucky, grinning ear to ear, pulled out his phone.

“Oh, this has to go in the group chat.”

Steve huffed a laugh, shaking his head. He might’ve been nervous actually facing  his friends and teammates, but after all this? He was just glad to be here.

The room fell silent when the Avengers noticed the small crack in Steve’s confident demeanor. His shoulders slumped ever so slightly, and his eyes glistened with unshed tears. It was almost unnoticeable at first, but then one by one, they caught on, their expressions shifting from laughter to concern. Tony was the first to speak up, his voice softening.

“Hey, Rogers... you good?” He stepped closer, eyes flicking between Steve and Bucky, who was now hovering protectively beside him.

Steve wiped a couple of tears, trying to laugh it off. 

“Yeah, just... got a little overwhelmed, I guess.”

He gave a small, self-deprecating smile but the words felt a little hollow. Bucky’s hand was still on his shoulder, a silent reassurance that Steve wasn't alone.

“It’s alright, Stevie.”

Wanda, standing nearby, looked at Steve with sympathy.

“You're going to be alright ?” she asked gently.

Steve nodded, swallowing the lump in his throat.

“Yeah…  It's just… I guess I didn’t realize how much until now... How much it means to be seen for who I really am. Not just the Captain, not the soldier... just Steve.”

Sam took a deep breath, his eyes softening as he came to stand beside Steve.

“We got your back, always, Steve.”

Steve took a breath, trying to steady himself. It was strange… He’d always thought of himself as the strong one. But here, surrounded by friends who cared, he realized that - maybe - it was okay to be vulnerable outside of his safe place with Matt and Bucky.

He looked at them all.

“Thanks, guys,” he said quietly, his voice thick with emotion. “It’s just... I never knew how much I needed this.”

Chapter Text

His friends’ support proved itself to be even truer a few days after the meeting that wasn't. Steve stood in front of the mirror in his room, the familiar red, white, and blue of his Captain America uniform clinging to him. It was the same suit he’d worn for years, the same suit he’d fought in, bled in, and made countless sacrifices in. But today, it felt different.

Today, he felt trapped.

He ran his fingers along the star on his chest, the symbol of duty, honor, and sacrifice that had defined him for so long. But without his makeup, it felt like he was looking at a stranger. It was as if the person he had tried to be, the Captain, was suffocating him. The weight of the uniform felt too heavy, the expectations of who he was supposed to be were closing in on him. Steve closed his eyes, trying to steady his breathing, but all the emotions from the past few days came crashing in on him. The chaos, the jokes, the freedom he had embraced, and now this... this armor of Captain America felt suffocating. It was like he couldn’t breathe. His hands began to shake, and the room started spinning. He clenched his fists, trying to regain control, but the panic clawed at him relentlessly, tightening around his chest until it was almost unbearable.

He gasped for air, his heart pounding in his ears, the world around him becoming a blur of confusion and fear. It was like being trapped in his own skin, unable to escape. In the midst of it all, his thoughts scattered. What was he doing? Who was he supposed to be? Was he ever going to be able to be Steve Rogers and not just Captain America?

The panic surged higher.

He slid down the wall, his back against it, and wrapped his arms around his knees, trying to make himself feel smaller. His chest felt tight, and the tears welled up, though he didn’t want to cry. He was supposed to be stronger than this. But the weight of it all - the expectations, the burdens, the unspoken pressure - was too much.

That’s when Sam walked in, alerted by Friday of Steve’s state. He had knocked at first, but when there was no response, he entered the room, only to find Steve curled on the floor, his eyes wide with panic and his breath ragged.

“Steve,” Sam said, his voice soft but firm. He knelt down beside him, trying to meet his gaze. “Hey, look at me, alright?”

Steve’s eyes were unfocused, his breathing shallow and erratic.

“Sam... I can’t... I—” Steve's voice cracked, barely above a whisper.

“You’re gonna be alright,” Sam said, more gently this time, his voice steady and soothing. “Just breathe with me, Steve. In and out, like I showed you. I’m here, okay? Just breathe.”

Sam guided Steve’s hands to his own chest, his thumb brushing over Steve’s knuckles as he breathed deeply.

Steve tried to mirror his rhythm. Soon, slowly, Steve’s shaky breaths began to even out, though his eyes still looked like he was miles away. Sam didn’t rush him. He let Steve process at his own pace. Finally, after what seemed like a long time, Steve let out a long, shuddering breath. He looked up at Sam, his face pale, but his eyes filled with gratitude.

“I... I'm sorry” he said quietly.

“Hey… Don't apologize for that. You don’t have to be perfect. You’re allowed to be human.”

Steve nodded slowly, his hands trembling as he wiped his eyes.

“It’s just... sometimes I feel like I can’t escape it. Like this uniform is who I’m supposed to be, but I don’t know if I am it anymore.”

Sam gave him a small, understanding smile.

“That’s the thing, Steve. You are who you are, no matter what you wear or who you’re supposed to be. You’ve more than earned the right to be Steve Rogers, not just Captain America.”

Steve looked down at his hands, still trembling. His voice was quiet but sincere.

“Thanks, Sam. I don’t know what I’d do without you as my friend.”

Sam squeezed his shoulder, reassuring Steve he'll always be there.

“So… what brought this on?” he asked with a hint of confusion. “You’re doing fine. You’ve been doing great lately.”

Steve, still catching his breath, shook his head slightly as if trying to gather his thoughts. He looked up at Sam, his eyes red from the tears that had gathered.

“I just... I don’t know, Sam,” he admitted quietly, his voice tight. “It’s like one minute, I’m okay, and the next, everything feels too much. The uniform... the expectations. It’s hard to explain, but I feel like I’m losing myself sometimes.”

Sam leaned in closer, not backing off. He could see how much this was weighing on Steve, and he wanted to make sure Steve felt safe enough to say it all. Sam sat down next to him.

“You are Steve Rogers. But you’re allowed to be more than just the uniform. You don’t have to be the symbol of the country all the time. You’ve done more than enough.”

Sam noticed Steve's trembling hands as they rested on his knees, the subtle shaking still present.

“You wanna call Bucky or Matt? They’ll want to talk to you.”

Steve looked at Sam, his chest tightening at the thought of talking to either of them. 

“I don’t know if I should bother them,” Steve said quietly, his voice tinged with uncertainty.

Sam shook his head, a knowing smile appearing on his face.

“Steve, those two live to take care of you. Trust me, they’ll be more than happy to hear from you. And if you need reassurance, they’ll give it to you. They love you, man.”

With a slow nod, Steve took out his phone. He hesitated for a moment, then hit Matt’s contact. The ringing seemed to stretch on forever. And when Matt finally answered, his voice was like he’d been waiting for this call.

“Hey, Steve,” Matt greeted softly, his voice full of worry. “How are you doing?”

Steve swallowed, trying to keep his voice steady.

“I’m... I’m okay. Just... not feeling like myself today, Matt, you know?”

Matt's tone softened, the care and understanding obvious in his words.

“I promise you, you’re still the same amazing person. I’m proud of you,” Matt said. “I love you, and Bucky does too. You don’t need to be anyone but yourself.”

Steve wiped his eyes again, his voice thick with emotion as he responded, “Thank you, Matt. I needed to hear that.”

There was a pause on the other end, followed by Matt’s low chuckle.

“Well, you’re welcome. But next time, you don’t have to wait for a panic attack to call us. We’re always here, okay?”

“I know,” Steve murmured, a small smile starting to form despite the remnants of his anxiety. “I love you.”

Matt’s voice was determined when he replied, “I love you too, Steve. Always.”

After ending the call, Steve let out a deep breath, the weight in his chest slowly lifting. He felt calmer, more grounded. 

“You good?” Sam asked.

Steve nodded, a small but genuine smile appearing on his face.

“Yeah. I’m good now. Thanks for pushing me to call.”

Sam clapped him on the back.

“Anytime, man. Anytime.”

And with that, Steve felt the first real sense of peace he’d had all day. 

“So,what would you like to wear now?” Sam’s tone was almost teasing.

Steve inhaled sharply, closing his eyes for a moment. Right now, standing in the Captain suit, he felt like he had taken a step backward, like he was back in a box he had already broken out of.

“I…” Steve exhaled slowly, “I’d like to wear something feminine. More me, you know?”

“Alright,” Sam said simply. He stood up and quickly looked at Steve’s clothes. There wasn’t a lot of Steve’s preferred clothes, the great majority of it probably at home. So, Sam chose something simple he thought his friend would like and handed it to him. Steve stared at the fabrics for a moment before reaching out. The soft materials of a blouse and flowy slacks brushed against his fingertips, and something inside him settled. He stood up and went to the bathroom to change.

The moment he changed into the outfit, the feeling of suffocation began to lift. And when he stepped out, Sam gave him a once-over, then nodded in approval.

“There you go.”

Steve swallowed hard, rubbing a hand over his arm.

“I felt like I was going backward for a second,” he admitted.

Sam tilted his head. “But you didn’t,” he pointed out. “That’s what matters.”

Suddenly, Steve’s phone rang : Bucky’s name was on the screen.

Bucky’s voice came through, warm and steady. “Hey, sweetheart. You okay? Matt called to tell me you weren’t feeling good.”

“Yeah… I was in the uniform… And when I looked in the mirror, I wasn’t feeling like myself. I had a… panic attack,” Steve said hesitantly.

“Yeah… Matt told me he could still hear it in your voice… Someone was with you?”

‘Yeah, Sam was here. He helped.”

“Good. I don't like thinking of you alone when you have those… You okay now?”

“I feel better, more like myself… I changed outfits.”

“You’ll have to show us… and you got anything special underneath?” Bucky asked teasingly.

That got a real laugh out of Steve.

“You're relentless, Buck.”

“I am. But also, that made you laugh so mission is complete.”

After a few seconds of silence, Steve said softly, “Thanks Bucky.”

“Always, baby,” Bucky promised. “Now, you get yourself home after your meeting, alright?”

Steve nodded, “Alright.”

When he hung up, Sam smirked.

“Told you.”

Steve rolled his eyes but couldn’t stop the small, grateful smile on his lips.

“Yeah, you did.”

***** The meeting *****

As they entered the meeting room, the atmosphere was all business. A journalist had been given clearance to sit in on this briefing, “PR effort,” Pepper had told them.

Steve took his seat, smoothing out his blouse as he did. The fact that he wasn’t in his full Captain America uniform made him stand out just enough. His back was straight, but there was a tension in his jaw.

Across the table, Natasha caught Sam’s eye and subtly mouthed, “Is he okay?”

Sam gave the smallest nod and mouthed back, “I’ll explain later.”

The meeting carried on as usual: discussions about missions, strategies, and updates.

It wasn’t until the journalist asked a question about Captain America’s public image that Steve felt the subtle shift in the room.

“Captain Rogers,” the journalist said, adjusting his notes, “your recent personal revelations have sparked a lot of discussion. Some might say Captain America represents a very traditional image of masculinity. How do you respond to those who feel your expression challenges that?”

The room went still.

Steve inhaled slowly. Then, steady and clear, he answered, “Captain America stands for freedom. And that includes the freedom to be who you are without shame.”

There was silence for a beat. Then, a smirk from Sam, a subtle nod from Natasha, and a chuckle from Clint.

The journalist scribbled something down, clearly satisfied with the answer. Then, he leaned forward, clearly sensing there was more to be said.

"Some people argue that Captain America is meant to represent the ideal soldier, a figure of traditional heroism. Do you think your recent coming out changes that image?"

Steve held his head high. He took a measured breath before responding.

"Captain America has always been about more than just being a soldier. He’s about standing up for what’s right. And as I said, about protecting people’s right to live freely, however that looks for them. If anyone thinks that me embracing who I am is somehow against what Captain America stands for, then maybe they never really understood it to begin with."

The journalist nodded.

"Some critics say this is a departure from the Steve Rogers they thought they knew. How do you respond to that?"

Steve’s lips twitched into something between a smirk and a sigh.

"I spent a long time trying to fit into the world’s expectations of me. And the truth is, I was holding back. But I’ve learned - still learning really - that being yourself doesn’t mean changing who you are. It means letting yourself be seen. If people thought they knew me before, then they should know this: this has always been me."

Sam, sitting beside him, chuckled under his breath and muttered just loud enough for Steve to hear, "Preach."

The journalist hesitated, then took a different approach. "You’ve been seen wearing makeup, feminine clothing, even heels. Some would say that doesn’t fit with the traditional image of masculinity. What would you say to that?"

Steve tilted his head slightly, a slow smile creeping onto his face. "That it's about knowing who you are and owning it. And if that means I look damn good in a pair of heels while saving the world, then so be it."

A short laugh broke from a few Avengers at the table. Natasha gave him an approving nod. The journalist gave a small smile, clearly realizing Steve wasn’t going to be shaken.

"One last question… There's been a lot of public support, but also some pushback. Does the latter affect you?"

Steve thought about it for a second.

"Not anymore. The people who love me, who know me? They’re the only opinions that matter. And I’m lucky to have them."

The interview wrapped up shortly after, but as soon as the meeting was over, Steve stood up slowly and left the room.

The remaining Avengers turned almost in unison toward Sam, their facial expressions ranging from curious to concerned.

"What happened?" Natasha was sounding like someone who had already pieced together half the puzzle.

Sam sighed, rubbing a hand down his face.

"He had a rough morning. Got stuck in his head, started feeling like the uniform didn’t fit him anymore. Not just physically, but, y’know… emotionally."

Bruce adjusted his glasses, frowning.

"So this wasn’t just about this post-meeting interview?"

Sam shook his head.

"No. It started when he put the uniform on. He’s been feeling trapped, like the old version of himself and the person he’s becoming don’t match up.”

Clint let out a low whistle.

"Man. I thought he was holding it together fine. He looked solid up there."

"He’s good at looking solid," Sam corrected. "But before the meeting, he was barely keeping it together. I found him having a full-blown panic attack."

That got a few surprised glances. Even Natasha’s expression flickered, a slight crease forming between her brows.

"And Barnes?" Sam continued, "You know Barnes. He’s his personal hype man, bodyguard, and number-one fan all in one. He helped him through it. And Matt did too. Both did over the phone."

There was a moment of silence as they all took it in. Then Natasha leaned back in her chair, exhaling through her nose.

"Well… I guess we can expect Bucky to look like he is gonna punch anyone who breathed wrong in his direction, next time we see him.”

"That’s just Bucky in general," Clint muttered.

They chuckled. Bruce shook his head.

"Honestly? I think it’s good for Steve to be open about this. It’ll show that even heroes struggle with identity, with belonging.”

"Yeah," Sam agreed. "He’s still figuring it all out. But one thing’s for sure: he’s not going back to hiding who he is."

Natasha smirked, glancing at the door Steve had left through.

"Good. It’s about damn time."

***** At home *****

Steve was lying between Matt and Bucky, his face buried against Matt’s chest, his body shaking with quiet sobs. The weight of the day, the interview, the uniform… it all pressed down on him until he couldn’t hold it in anymore. Matt’s arms were firm around him, one hand running slow, soothing circles down his back. Bucky pressed close from behind, his metal hand resting gently over Steve’s waist.

"You're okay, sweetheart," Matt murmured, his voice steady, calm. "We’ve got you."

Steve let out a shaky breath, gripping Matt’s shirt like a lifeline. "I…I thought I was past this. I thought I was strong enough to just be me."

Bucky pressed a soft kiss to the back of his neck.

"You are strong, Stevie. It wasn't always going to be easy. Some days are gonna feel heavier than others."

Matt nodded.

"And when those days come, we’ll be here to hold you through them."

Steve let out another quiet sob, but there was relief in it this time, too. He turned his head slightly, brushing his nose against Matt’s collarbone.

"You two love me too much."

"Not possible," Bucky said immediately, his voice warm. "Besides, we like you better like this. The real you."

Matt pressed a kiss to Steve’s hair.

"Blessed are those who love beyond reason."

Steve asked, a bit confused, “Is this from the Bible?”

Matt chuckled and said, “No, but honestly? Feels like it.”

Steve finally let himself relax between them, letting their presence remind him that he was safe and loved.

Matt shifted slightly, his fingers still running up and down Steve’s back. His voice was gentle, careful, as he asked, “What do you need right now, sweetheart?”

Steve took a shaky breath, still pressed against Matt’s chest. He hesitated for a moment, then whispered, “Can I wear one of my dresses?”

Matt’s lips pressed against the top of his head, warm and reassuring.

“Of course, you can, love.”

Bucky pulled back just enough to meet Steve’s eyes, his own soft and steady.

“You want help picking something out, or do you already know?”

Steve took another deep breath, “I know.” He finally lifted his head, eyes still wet but determined. “The blue one. The one you said made my eyes stand out.”

Bucky grinned.

“Good choice.”

Matt gave him a soft squeeze.

“Go change. We’ll be right here when you’re ready.”

Steve nodded, wiping his eyes. Steve hesitated for a moment before looking up at Matt and Bucky. His voice was still quiet, but there was a hint of hope in it now.

"Can I do something else too?"

Matt tilted his head slightly, listening intently.

"Of course, sweetheart. What is it?"

Steve bit his lip before admitting, "Karen got me a new makeup set. I... I kind of want to try it."

Bucky's face lit up immediately.

"Hell yeah, doll. Want some company while you do it?"

Steve let out a small, relieved laugh, wiping at his eyes.

"Yeah. I'd like that."

Matt leaned in, pressing a kiss to Steve’s forehead.

"Then let's do it."

Bucky grinned.

"And when you're done, we can take a picture. Just for us, or for Twitter if you want to break the internet again."

Steve laughed fully this time.

"Let's see how it turns out first."

He sat up, feeling excited.

Later, Bucky, feeling proud of Steve's progress in embracing his true self, decided to share the picture in the Avengers group chat. With a smile on his face, he typed out a message.

"Matt and I got Steve to do something to feel good about himself. Thought you all might appreciate how great he looks."

He attached the picture, showing Steve in the light blue dress, standing confidently by their shared closet, the subtle makeup enhancing his features.

The Avengers answered within seconds.

Tony:

"Now that is what I call a stunning look! A+ for confidence, my friend."

Thor:

"I am accustomed to such beauty, but this is truly remarkable."

Natasha:

"Well, well, Steve. You look incredible. Glad to see you’re taking care of yourself in more ways than one."

Bruce:

"That's... a look. Glad to see you're feeling better, Steve. Really glad."

Sam:

"Now that's the Steve I know and love. Proud of you, man."

Clint:

"Didn’t know Steve Rogers had it in him! Looking great, Cap. Seriously though, glad to see you're feeling better."

Wanda:

"Wow, Steve. You look so like yourself. I’m really happy for you."

Vision:

"I must agree, this is a very becoming look for you, Steve. It suits you well."

Bucky:

"Aw... Don’t make him blush too much."

Chapter Text

One morning, Bucky woke up to an adorable scene : when he got up to go to make himself some coffee, he saw Matt - already dressed - standing on his toes to kiss Steve who was still shaking off sleep, wearing what looked like the new robe Bucky and Matt bought for him the day before. Bucky raised his phone to snap the picture. And of course, he has to post it.

@BuckyBarnes: "From the president of the Steve Rogers fan club, another gift. Featuring Matt Murdock, standing on his toes for love."

@KarenPage: "Matt, I swear, you act like you’re not 5'10" on a good day. Also, this picture is disgustingly adorable."

@FoggyNelson: "Matt. Standing on tiptoes. Kissing Steve. While Steve looks like an actual prince. I’m sick. Disgusting. Adorable. Do it again."

@GordonRamsay: "This is beautiful. But if Steve tries to cook in that robe, I will personally come and stop him."

@randomuser456: "Every time I think they’ve peaked in relationship goals, they drop a new picture and somehow get even softer."

@BuckyFanclub: "Matt out here looking smug, and Bucky documenting it all like a proud parent."

Steve groaned when he read the comments.

"I swear, I didn’t mean to start an entire style revolution."

Matt smirked, still standing close.

"Too late."

Bucky grinned, throwing an arm around both of them.

"No take-backs now, doll. You’re fashion history."

@NatRomanoff: "Also, Steve’s robe game is officially better than mine, and I have mixed feelings about it."

@IronManOfficial: "Steve Rogers, American icon, war hero, national treasure, and now… a high-fashion muse. The Smithsonian better update their exhibits."

@LokiLaufeyson: "Ah, so Midgardians have finally embraced their golden hero as a dashing prince. Took long enough."

@WalkerNotTexasRanger: "I will never say a bad word about Captain America again. The man is pulling off heels and a vintage dress. Respect."

@randomfashionguru: "Vogue needs to do a full spread on Steve ASAP. We need details. We need an interview."

@SteveRogersFan99: "Matt holding Steve like that… the way his hand is on Steve’s waist… I’m emotional. The softness."

Steve scrolled through the hundreds of replies, groaning in soft exasperation.

"Why is everyone talking about my legs again?"

Matt smirked, squeezing Steve’s waist.

"Because they’re impressive."

Bucky leaned in with a shit-eating grin, the tips of his fingers gently stroking Steve’s thigh.

"I mean… they’re not wrong."

@randomfanaccount: "Okay, we’ve established that Steve is a fashion icon and Matt is effortlessly suave, but WHERE is the Bucky content?? We need to see if he’s just as stylish!"

@fashionenthusiast23: "We’ve seen Steve SLAY in dresses, we’ve seen Matt looking sharp and classic… Now we need Bucky. Bucky in a suit. Bucky in something elegant. GIVE US BUCKY."

@AvengerWatcher: "I feel like Bucky’s either going to show up looking like a rugged model or in a hoodie he’s had since 1943. No in-between."

@NatRomanoff: "As someone who has seen Bucky’s wardrobe, I can confirm: it’s 90% leather jackets, tactical gear, and one sweater that he wears when sick."

@IronManOfficial: "We need Bucky in a three-piece suit. Or a velvet blazer. Or literally anything that isn’t a murder jacket."

@SamWilson: "Oh my god, why are people hyping Bucky’s fashion sense? Have y’all seen the man? He dresses like he’s perpetually five minutes away from committing a crime."

@BuckyBarnes: "Listen, I have two ridiculously good-looking partners who make everything look perfect. I’m just here for emotional support."

@SteveRogers: "You’re perfect the way you are, Buck. But also, I am taking you shopping."

@MattMurdock: "Bucky, you’re great in whatever you wear. But maybe… we could introduce a little variety."

@BuckyBarnes: "Oh no."

@fanaccount_stevelegs: "We have Bucky panic-tweeting. THIS IS NOT A DRILL."

@randomuser99: "Let’s manifest it: Bucky Barnes. Silk shirt. Tailored pants. Maybe even - dare I say - suspenders."

@BuckyBarnes: "I hate all of you."

Meanwhile, at home, Bucky was glaring at his phone while Steve and Matt smirked at him.

"This is a setup."

"It’s a challenge," Steve corrected, far too amused.

Matt leaned against the couch.

"We could help you pick something out, you know."

Bucky groaned.

"I don’t need new clothes!"

Steve smiled sweetly, softening his eyes.

“Bucky, my love, my dearest, my heart…"

Bucky pointed at him.

"Stop it with the puppy eyes !"

Matt’s face softened too.

"Bucky..."

Bucky sighed.

"Oh god… Not you too… Fine. One outfit. One."

Matt turned to Steve. Steve smiled. Bucky knew he was doomed : he was so getting a full wardrobe makeover. Maybe if he could escape it ?

***** Later, Online *****

@BuckyBarnes: “HELP. SEND BACKUP. SAVE ME FROM THESE MEN.”

In the attached video, it showed Bucky sprinting down the hallway of their apartment, phone in hand, clearly in distress. Behind him, Steve's and Matt’s laughter echoes through the space. Matt’s voice was heard, "Bucky, you agreed to this!", followed by Steve’s, laughing, "Come back, love, we still have options!". Bucky was still running: "NO YOU DON’T! THIS IS A TRAP!". The video cut off as Bucky dramatically throws himself behind the couch.

@randomfanaccount: "WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM AHAHAHA"

@fashionenthusiast23: "Bucky acting like he’s in a hostage situation over CLOTHES. Sir, please."

@SamWilson: "Somebody tell me why Barnes is running like he’s escaping a warzone."

@NatRomanoff: "I warned him."

@IronManOfficial: "Barnes, blink twice if you’re in danger. I mean, you are, but we need confirmation."

@AvengerWatcher: "Matt and Steve are men on a mission. And Bucky is the unwilling fashion victim."

@SteveRogers: "He’s being dramatic. He’s going to look great."

@MattMurdock: "He’s not escaping this. We have a plan."

@BuckyBarnes: "THEY HAVE A PLAN. I AM IN DANGER."

@randomuser99: "Bucky, sweetie, we want you to slay. Accept your fate."

@LokiLaufeyson: "This is the most entertaining thing I’ve seen all week. Carry on."

@VogueMagazine: "Looking forward to seeing the final results, Mr. Barnes."

Back at home, Bucky peeked out from behind the couch, eyeing his two partners with deep suspicion.

"You said one outfit."

Matt smiled innocently.

"And it is one outfit."

Steve grinned.

"For today.”

Bucky groaned. He wasn’t even doomed, cursed even.

@MattMurdock: “Caught Bucky peeking from behind the couch again... we’re still trying to coax him into going shopping for a suit.”

@BuckyBarnes: "I’m not going shopping. I refuse."

@randomfanaccount: "Omg, Bucky looking like he's about to make a break for it. What are y’all doing to him?!"

@SteveRogers: "He’s trying to run, but he’s not going far."

@IronManOfficial: "Come on, Barnes, you need an upgrade."

@NatRomanoff: "Should have stayed with us on the mission."

@VogueMagazine: "We suggest a floral print, Mr. Barnes."

At home, Steve was pleading with Bucky.

“Come on, Bucky! You’ll look so good in a suit!”

All that could be heard from Bucky was unintelligible grumbling.

Later, during the afternoon, Bucky and Steve would be seen by fans outside a shop: Steve wearing a vintage-looking dress while Bucky was frowning, arms crossed with a slight pout.

@AmazingAndrewG: @SteveRogers? Turning heads in that vintage dress. Has Bucky chosen his suit yet ?

@SteveRogers: "I may not be as grumpy as Buck, but I’ll take the compliment. Vintage dresses are a vibe."

@NatRomanoff: "Honestly, Bucky. Get on the train."

@FoggyNelson: "Bucky, you look like you belong on the cover of a spy thriller."

@VogueMagazine: "Mr Barnes may not be happy to go shopping, but Steve’s wearing that dress effortlessly."

***** Evening *****

Steve and Matt are sitting in the living room, trying their best to encourage Bucky into coming out of the bedroom. Bucky has locked himself in for the last hour, and they’ve been trying to convince him that he will look amazing in the suit they had picked out for him.

Steve was already grinning, holding his phone up to film the moment::

“Come on, Buck! It’s time to face the world!”

“Think of it as... a new experience,” Matt teased.

“I look ridiculous,” Bucky shouted from the bedroom.

"The world is missing out on the Bucky Barnes’ swagger,” said Matt as he continued his teasing.

Bucky (in the background, grumbling):

“Swagger ? What swagger ? I don't have swagger in this... It’s just too... tight,” Bucky grumbled.

Steve looked at the camera.

“Guys, we’ve tried everything. Please, just tell Bucky how amazing he looks.”

A few moments later, Bucky finally stepped out of the bedroom, looking hesitant, but not as grumpy as he was before. He was wearing a well-fitted suit with a slightly undone tie.

Bucky was standing awkwardly with his arms crossed.

“I still feel like an idiot in this... But... Okay, fine. You’re right. It’s not that bad.”

Steve was beaming.

“You look great, Buck!”

Meanwhile, Matt raised a teasing brow, “All sharp and polished.”

There was quiet for a while before Bucky finally looked at Steve through the camera.

“... Uh, alright, fine. You were right. I look decent.” He relented.

Matt laughed.

“Well… It only took a few hours of persuasion.”

“That’s all we wanted to hear. Now, let’s get that night out.” declared Steve

 [End of video post]

@IronManOfficial: “Okay, I’ll admit, Bucky cleans up well.”

@LokiLaufeyson: “Nice suit, Barnes. If only it were slightly more dramatic.”

@SamWilson: “Now that’s a look. Just don’t get too comfortable, Bucky. We can’t have you setting a new trend.”

@NatRomanoff: “Can confirm, Bucky looks like he belongs in a movie. We’ve got our very own action star right here.”

@FoggyNelson: “Bucky, you’re turning heads, man. Keep it up.”

@KarenPage: “I told you, Bucky, it’s time to break free from those grumpy vibes. You look fantastic.”

@BuckyBarnes: “Alright, alright. I said I’d never wear this again, but I might just keep the tie.”