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*Door guy has made a gc*
Door guy: Now we can all talk to each other!
V: I can feel my social life starting again
Cordie: is that a good thing?
V: no
Sketch: OwO what’s dis?
Icon: a groupchat you dumbfuck
Julie: LMFAO
Waylon: hi everybody!
Max: can I add Sarah in?
Jo: pls don’t she’s creepy
Icon: wooooooow discriminating against people
with obsessive love disorder?
Jo: it’s because she’s a PSYCHOPATH.
She’s worse than the blonde scenecore person
I forgot the name of
Sketch: Julie?
Jo: yes
Julie: oh COME ON
Chapter 2: KALI AND ALEX NOO
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Alex: hi
Kali: @Alex want to come over
Alex: r we gonna summon it?
Kali: yes
Malie: Summon WHAT
Door guy: yo mom
Kali: We are going to try and summon an entity.
Circe: good luck!!
Jo: ya u both r gonna need it
Jo has created a new gc titled “help with psychos”
Jo: I have gathered you all here to talk about
a very serious issue
Icon: Uzi’s emoness?
Uzi: BITE ME
Jo: No, Alex’s classmates Sarah, Di, and Lauren. Whaaat the hell.
Alex: wdym what the hell? They are WEIRD. I saw
Lauren light something on fire, Sarah carved Johns
name into her arm DURING CLASS, and Di has
threatened to kill ppl
Jo: OKAY so they are all insane. But I mean the fact
they started a club called “mentally ill girlie safe space”
Icon: they’re fun ima add them to the main gc
Jo: DO NOT
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Main gc
Ic0n has added 3 people in
Di: wuts this
Kiled: oh hi
Lauren: heyyy
Sarah: I don’t like group chats sorry :(
Sketch: John is in here
Sarah: WHATYAAHYAHAJSHSHSHSJAKZBUDIA
Sarah: HI @John !!!!!
John: hii…!
Alex: okay Kali I’m at your dorm room
Jo: Alex watch out
Alex: ???
Jo: Kalis psycho
Malie: can u not
Kali: tf?
Jo: hey Kali! Gotta outta prison already?
Kali: I might go to prison next time I see YOU
Alex: we are just gonna summon a demon no big deal
Di: hey does anyone have a shovel??
Circe: what in gods name do you need a shovel for
Di: nothing…
Sketch: DOOR GUY I HATE YOU
Door Guy: IM SORRY
Sarah: what happened
Sketch: HE KILLED TIMMY
V: Who the fuck is Timmy
Door guy: Sketch’s OC
Waylon: it’s an OC calm down
Sketch: NO TIMMY WAS MY LIFE LINE
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Circe: btw I got suspended lol
Max: what did you do?
Circe: I threw my chair at somebody’s head 😛
Lauren: based
John: CIRCE YOU CANT DO THAT
Circe: I threw it at our teacher aka Cleo
Lauren: BASED
Alex: WOOOOO
Kali: good job
Malie: is she okay??
Alex: I hope the bitch is dead lol
Lauren: ikr
Uzi: @Alex Kali how did the summoning go
Alex: GOD IS AMONGST US.
Julie: uh what
Kali: we summoned God herself
Julie: delulu moment
Mari: Hello :)
Kali: …that’s what we summoned
Sketch: this is the dumbest prank of all time
John: Kali and Alex aren’t the type to pull pranks..
Sarah: How do you know, John? Do you hang out
with them? Do you TALK TO THEM IRL?!?!
Door Guy: calm tf down
Sarah: NO!
Sarah: John answer me. Do.You.Talk.To.Them
Kali has removed Mari from the group chat
Sketch: finally
Mari: I’m still here :3
Kali: yeeeaaahhh.. we think we did summon a demon
Julie: you summoned V?
V: LEAVE ME ALONE BITCH
Julie: touchy
V: kys
Jo: I left for 10 minutes what
Uzi: what the hell is happening
Mari: I have entered the wrong timeline, my apologies.
Door guy: ykw I fw ur energy
Mari: Thank you! By the way, uhm.. Kali is unconscious..
Julie: what
Mari: Yes, someone should come quick. I guess this is
what happens when a mortal sees a god.
John: @V can you check on Kali and Alex?
V: no
John: okay I’ll go
Sarah: IM COMING WITH YOU
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Jo: so… yall ok?
Cordie: yeah what happened?
Sarah: We had to pour water on Kali meanwhile Alex was in the back saying “GOD IS HERE GOD IS REAL GOD IS HERE” over and over again
Lauren: “god” sure buddy
Cordie: hey don’t be rude! I think
Alex and Kali are being serious…
John: BTW they are okay now. That was
so scary! :(
Jo: don’t be so gullible John
Sarah: DO NOT CALL JOHN THAT I WILL SKIN
YOU ALIVE /SRS
Jo: SORRY, JEEZ LOUISE i
Door guy: normal day in Ohio
Malie: you mean conifer
Julie: so uh did anybody study for the test
Lauren: I FORGOT DEAR GOD HELP ME
Mari: Sure! What do you need? :D
Lauren: ….never mind
Lauren: chat I’m cooked
Kali: I can help you study.
Lauren: tysm
Julie: I’m so concerned for everyone’s mental health
like why are you guys just accepting the fact that a
god is in this gc
Jo: when u accept and come to terms that everyone here
is fucking delusional and insane it gets so much easier
Mari: This is the most l peaceful timeline, and it’s even better! You all have your original personalities! 😊
Alex: tell me does Sarah get mental help in another timeline
Sarah: I’m fine
Mari: well, in this reality her parents are kind so that’s a good start.
Sarah: …my parents weren’t good in another reality…?
Mari: sweetie it’s okay, at least they are good parents in this reality, that’s all that matters!
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Door guy: WKAE UP WKSE UP WAKE UP FUCKERS
Jo: it’s 3am sybau
John: go to sleep doorguy
Door guy: no
Kali: hi
Julie: hiii :3
Waylon: why is everyone awake
Mari: why not ^_^
Sarah: HI MARI
Mari: Hellooo
Cordie: heiiii
Jo: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
Sketch: PFFFFFT
Lauren: mute your notifications lil bro 😭