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So You're A Vampire?.....

Summary:

Tunner finds out Jevin is vampire and tweaks out lol

Notes:

Wrote this one day. I may come to edit idk, this au ain't to serious, just a late night thought really.

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Tunner wasn't exactly into the supernatural.

Now don't get him wrong, there were many cases of sprunkis being vampiric, or were-animal like, but they didn't exactly reside in the town he lived in.

So that's why he never questioned why Jevin hated and avoided the sunlight like the plague, why Jevin was oh so obsessed with counting rice, or why he seemed so tired during the day.

Well unfortunately finding out that Jevin was a vampire brought more questions than answers.

The discovery happened when he got accidentally burned by Mr. Sun, then proceeded to flee to the nearest shelter while bloody murder.

Which just so happened to be Tunners house.

Speaking of him, Tunner was currently pacing around the couch in his living room, while Jevin sat idly on the reading. Tunner  did his best to tend to Jevin's burns, which Jevin greatly appreciated.

"Alright- so like you're a vampire?!" Tunner suddenly broke the silence which prompted Jevin to look up briefly from his book.

"Yes, we've already established that" was the blunt reply Jevin gave before going back to reading.

Tunner stopped pacing and stood a good distance away from the couch.

"But you have a reflection?"

"Well, a majority of the people know that a vampires weakness is silver, right?" Jevin began, not bothering to look up of his book.

"Yes?"

" One of the main components of mirrors back in the day, was silver, thus why is seemed as if we didn't have reflection"

Tunner got tired of standing and sat on the couch next to Jevin, staring deep into his soul, and Jevin again briefly glanced up at Tunner then continued reading.

" So do you suck blood out of people? Or take blood bags?" Tunnel asked.

"Nope."

"BUT DON'T YOU NEED TO CONSUME BLOOD TO SURVIVE!?" Tunner yelled at the top of his lungs in pure bafflement.

Jevin shut the the book, then looked at the sheriff.

"I'm still here, am I not?"

Jevin gave him a tiny sh1t eating grin silently asking Tunner to counter. And honestly, he almost wanted punch that look off of Jevin's face. Almost.

"I don't take blood bags usually, they're donated, I don't wan't to waste them, I don't like biting people either, so I get blood from animals usually"

Jevin adjusted himself on the couch, watching Tunner's reaction to the explanation, which was a look of confusion.

"I get blood from animals, there's a nice person who supplies it for vampires, not too far from here."

Tunner could only manage a simple "Oh."

"Anymore questions?" Jevin bordly asked.

"Why didn't you tell anyone"

"You people resort to me as some sort of exorcist yes?"

What did that-

Oh...

OH-

"Do you think I want people to think I brought whatever malevolent force that haunts them into their home? I don't like lying, I just hide things"

"Well that's... understandable." Tunner managed out as Jevin returned to reading.

"Also Sky knows."

"Genuinely, WHAT THE FU-"

"Honestly my main concern is that I somehow made through high school without you knowing."

This man was going to kill Tunner someday, isn't he?

Chapter 2: WE HIT A 100 HITS WOOOO-

Summary:

Woop woop!

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THANK YOU THANK YOU, I SERIOUSLY NEVER THOUGHT A HUNDRED PEOPLE WOULD READ THIS- :3 :3 :3 :3

Chapter 3: WE HIT A 100 HITS WOOOO-

Summary:

Woop woop!

Chapter Text

THANK YOU THANK YOU, I SERIOUSLY NEVER THOUGHT A HUNDRED PEOPLE WOULD READ THIS- :3 :3 :3 :3

Notes:

Also I hate how autocorrect changes tunner to runner and jevin to Kevin, like bro-

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