Work Text:
one day, Dio was watching porn in his bed when he thought "what if i, DIO decided to make porn instead of watching it?" he then grabbed the 19 dildos from his closet and started to put them in. However he felt that it wasn't enough. So he called out his stand, "ZA WARUDO!" he yelled. His stand appeared before him and dio then commanded him to fuck his rump. His stand starts right away, pounding his ass hard, dio then screams "OH YES ZA WARUDO! KEEP GOING!!!". The world then finishes and dio ends the recording.
The next day dio was feeling horny again, so he went to the local sex store to buy more toys. He then finds a rose toy on the shelf, he grabs it and says "This seems interesting... I think I'll buy it.". He then goes home and starts to record again, he grabs his new toys and the ones from inside his closet and starts to insert them into his juicy oily rump. He then remembers how well the video with his stand went. He then decides to use his stand again, "ZA, WARUDO!" he yells. The stand appears in front of him again, smirking. Dio commands the stand to fuck his juicy rump hard, the stand does and spanks him while doing so. They both cum and dio ends the recording and is thinking of making another tomorrow.
On the 3rd day he decides to get even more rose toys and dildos and might even invite people over to help him make porn, he buys 10 spiked dildos and 20 rose toys then goes home. He then invites over his friend polnareff, joseph, jotaro, kakyoin, and avdol. They all inserted the new rose toys and the new dildos into their oily fat juicy rumps, then they called out there stands: "MAGICIANS RED!" "SILVER CHARIOT!" "STAR PLATINUM!" "HIEROPHANT GREEN!" "HERMIT PURPLE!!" "ZA WARUDO!!" They all proceeded to get fucked by their stands (joseph doing seperate tentacle hentai on the side) then they all cum and finish their recording for the day. They all decide to do it again tomorrow
On the fourth day he gathered the group and did it again for DAYS and WEEKS of just straight porn creating and editing and making more porn, they passed out from all the fucking and from the exhaustion of editing. He then decided to gather all of his minions (including pucci and all the others) to vigorously FUCK and SUCK and LICK and make porn for MONTHS straight. At the end of it all he decided he was done and made billions from his videos. He put all his equipment away and retired from the industry.
A couple years later he fell into drugs after getting addicted to lean, red 40, heroin, fentanyl, weed, cigarettes, weed, and all known drugs to modern civilization, (even some that arent documented). He then goes out and starts begging on the side of the road for money after spending his earnings from the porn industry on drugs. He sees his adoptive brother, Johnathan Joestar, getting more money than him, he starts getting furious. He goes over to the Johnathan and stops time, rapes him anally, then kills him. He steals his money then goes back to begging, after getting enough earnings he goes back to his box. He then takes some LSD and starts tripping absolute balls, he starts seeing the entire Joestar bloodline circling him. They all start to whip out there giant horse cocks and start cumming on him, he tries to shield himself but its just too much. He wakes up from his LSD episode then goes to sleep for 2 days.
After waking up from his 2 day coma, he sees a mysterious envelope on the ground infront of his box. He opens the letter and read it, it says; "Hello there Dio! its me Diddy! and i would like to PERSONALLY invite you to my next Diddy Party!
Address: #########". After reading it he starts to think; " Maybe i should go to the party i mean, it has been a while since ive had some fun. Eh why not?". He then goes to the nearby tailor and buys a suit for him and his stand The World, they try them on and they fit perfectly (both suits are white btw). They arrive at the party and see diddy and his friends Beyonce, Chris rock, and other famous artist. He greets diddy then gets lead to the basement, its super dark but then the lights turn on. He sees all the bottles of oil and he soon realizes Diddy, him, and his stand were all naked! Diddy grabs some oil and dumps it on the 3 of them, he immediately starts raping Dio and his stand. After hours and hours of tender, sensual, homosexual sex, Diddy grabs his sun-simulator machine and kills Dio.