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May 5 2:42 pm

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - HEY GUYSSS! i wanted to make a big sekai group chat so that we can all be friends and have fun!

>Mafuyu Asahina - Im busy.

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - :( meanieeeeeeeee

>honamipie - Hi

>Airi :D - HI!

>kohane - hi

>Amia/Mizuki - See? Everyone is nice except you mafuyu 🙄

>Mafuyu Asahina - Still busy.

>Amina/Mizuki - Boooooooooooooooo

>nEnE - hello.

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - HELLO EVERYONE:DDD

>XxToyaxX - Sorry I was practicing piano

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - ohhhhhh!! that sounds soooo FUN!!

>XxToyaxX - No

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - oh.

>AK!T0 - no its ass

>XxToyaxX - How tf are you here Akitoe

>AK!T0 - my phone you stupid dumb bitch asshole piss baby shithead balding dementia patient with a micropenis the size of your talent

>XxToyaxX - @Enan :) Your brother is bullying me You should stop him before I get depression

>AK!K0 - HAHA um actually 🤓 ena dosent even have her phone right now because she dropped in a lake while taking a selfie yesterday like a LOSER AHAHAHAHAHA YOU IDIOT TOYA

>Enan :) - Stop bullying him tiny dick

>AK!K0 - WAIT HOW THE FUCK

>XxToyaxX - Hahahhahashhaahhaahaj

>Enan :) -News flash, I can fucking SWIM unlike some IDIOT who failed a swimming class THREE times in a row

>AK!T0 - in my defense i was 8

>Enan :) - In MY defense it was the goddamn FIVE YEAR OLDS class

>XxToyaxX - You jumped in the water?!

>Enan :) - Yes? the thing cost $600 and I do NOT have the money for another, what would my followers do then?

>AK!T0 - oh you just think your such hot shit don’t you, practically the entire world knows you huh? 10k followers is NOTHING

>Mafuyu Asahina - *You’re

>AK!T0 - FUCK YOU I SAY WHAT I WANT

>Amia/Mizuki - So you weren’t busy… flaky bitch

>shiho - so I wake up from a nap to 33 notifications can I kindly ask you guys to shut the fuck up?

>Enan :) - No

>AK!T0 - nah

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May 6 3:32 am

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - HELLO AUDIENCE!

>k - hello i guess

>Enan :) - It is, 3 FUCKING AM and this notification woke me up you either shut the actual fuck up or i will SKIN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING BAND ALIVE AND SELL ALL YOUR ORGANS FOR PROFIT

>nEnE - oh no. :(

>☆~Rui~☆ - Noooo :( I’m so scared

>AK!T0 - nah you can do better than that ena try threatening better i can teach you the ways

>TSUKASAISHERE🤩 - would an autograph from THE Tsukasa make you calm down

>Enan :) - No it wouldn’t bitch, Fuck you guys, I’m muting this group chat, plese consider killing yourselves

>Mafuyu Asahina - *please

>AK!T0 - now we can OFFICIALLY SHIT TALK ENA WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>Amina/Mizuki - I will not be letting that happen

>k - yeah leave ena alone we are her band mates and we actually appreciate her unlike you

>Mafuyu Asahina - I’m surprised that Ena has still not realized how ugly she is. She ignores every hate comment I leave on her posts, which is extremely rude of her. I can’t stand her presence almost all of the time. Her only skill is art, and even that is lacking most of the time. I absolutely despise her.

>AK!T0 - now THATS MORE LIKE IT MAFUYUUYU

>k - ok wow

>Amina/Mizuki - LEAVE MY GIRL THE FUCK ALONE ASHORE

>Mafuyu Asahina - *asshole

>Amina/Mizuki - I’d suggest that you enjoy the next 31 hours :)

>Mafuyu Asahina - I will not. I have clinical depression.

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - i thought this place would be a lot more wonderhoy :,(

>Mafuyu Asahina - It would be if you remove Ena.

>Amina/Mizuki - It would be if you remove MAFUYU

>shiho - go the fuck to bed everyone im starting to get pissed off

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Do you want a kiss good night 😘

>shiho is typing

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Um you still there Shiho? :|

>shiho - i um j no i dont im good thanks though

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Okay :(

>AK!T0 - gay

>shiho - OH FUCK OFF

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May 6 8:33 am

>XxToyaxX - Has anyone heard from Akito? He hasn’t answered any of my texts

>k - he texted in this group chat quite literally 6 hours ago

>XxToyaxX - Well I’ve texted him 27 times this morning and he hasn’t responded

>k - toya… what the fuck

>Amina/Mizuki - Have you considered the possibility that maybe he just doesn’t like you?

>XxToyaxX - HES NOT AT SCHOOL AND HE HASN’T ANSWERED AND IM SO WORRIED WHAT IF HES DEAD OR KIDNAPPED OR IN HOSPITAL OR SOMETHING

>k - holy shit get a life

>Amina/Mizuki - School doesn’t even start for 4 minutes???

>XxToyaxX - HES USUALLY 9 MINUTES EARLY

>Amina/Mizuki - You sound like Kanade when Mafuyu goes offline 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

>k - fuck off im not that bad

>Amina/Mizuki - Okay….. Alright……

>k - kys

>kohane - our entire band practiced for our gig yesterday Toya

>XxToyaxX - HE STILL ISNT HERE OH GOD IM GONNA CALL 911

>shiho - what is wrong with you take a chill pill

>☆~Rui~☆ - i got 3 xanax in my bag :) $5 each and $12 for all of them

>shiho - wait can you do $4

>Ichika_09 - Shiho, no

>shiho - so THATS the message that makes you finally show up

>Enan :) - AKITO IS FUCKING FINE WTH! He’s literally sitting right next to me my fucking ALARM didn’t go off STOP FREAKING OUT AND BLOWING UP MY FUCKING PHONE DICKHEAD take some of rui’s xans or something you are far too obsessed with my brother so fuck off before you propose to him or some shit FUCK YOU

>shiho - those are fucking mine ena

>XxToyaxX - Thank GOD :) I’m relieved that he’s alright

>AK!T0 - omg im blushing babe

>Enan :) - Get the fuck away from my brother before I bash your skull in with a Stanley

>XxToyaxX - I would kill you Akito, but I’m glad you’re okay man

>AK!T0 - ok… GABE ITCH

>honamipie - who’s that?

>Mafuyu Asahina - Never heard of him. Does he go to your school?

>AK!T0 - BWAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA YOU GUYS ARE SI STUPID HAHAHAHHS LOSERRERRSSSS

>XxToyaxX - kill yourselves 🤦‍♂️

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May 8 7:34 pm

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - im BOARRRRDDDDD

>nEnE - hi :)

>Mafuyu Asahina - *bored

>Enan :)- No Mafuyu, she is just: 🪵🪑🪾🪜🪑🪜🪾🪵🪾🪵🪜🪑🪜🪾🪾🪵🪜🪑🪜🪾🪵🪑🪵

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - D:

>k - you said you weren’t going to be online today ena :(

>Enan :) - Hospitl

>Mafuyu Asahina - ?

>k - ???????

>Airi :D - WHAAFT????!!!?!!?!?!!!!

>Enan :) - Sorry I meant hospital

>k - well no shit sherlock

>Airi :D - WE KNOW ITS A HOSPITAL IDIOT, THE FRICK YOU DOING THERE?

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - D:!!

>☆~Rui~☆ - are you ok??? do you need painkillers????

>shiho - how much

>Ichika_09 - shiho 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

>Amina/Mizuki - Well well well, guess who FUCKIN told you so ena

>Enan :) - Id strongly advise that you forcibly remove yourself into the ocean

>k - what am i missing

>Amina/Mizuki - “OOHHH I’ll only yell at her, nothing physical”

>k - ena this is your third fight this year how the fuck haven’t you been expelled and are you alright???

>Enan :) - ITS NOT MY FAULT SHES A FUCKING BITCH TO YOU MIZUKI THAT HOE DESERVED A GOOD PUNCH TO THE FACE

>Airi :D - ENA!!

>AK!T0 - HAHHAHAHAHHA IDIOT you’re lucky you only broke your arm loserrrrr

>kohane - she broke her arm ???

>Amina/Mizuki - You could have just ignored her like I did.

>Enan :) - That BITCH got what she DESERVED for hurting you I don’t regret it at ALL you’re worth it Mizuki :>

>Amina/Mizuki - 🥹 I love you but please stop being stupid

>Enan :) - NEVER >:D

>AK!T0 - 🤨📸

>k - shut your fucking trap akito they’re having a moment

>Amina/Mizuki - :) Have a swift recovery Ena and thank you for protecting me

>Enan :) - always

>shiho - i have $8 in my backpack

>☆~Rui~☆ - sweet, meet after school tomorrow?

>Ichika_09 - SHIHO, ASPOLUTLY NOT

>Mafuyu Asahina - *absolutely

>AK!T0 - 🗿🗿🗿

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May 13 11:11 am

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Does anyone have water!

>k - yeah

>Enan :)- No go fuck yourself

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Neither of you even go to my school 😭😭

>AK!T0 - i can piss in ur mouth

>+>SAKI :]<+ - AKITO-

>Mafuyu Asahina - …

>shiho - me first 🤩🤩

>Ichika_09 - Shiho no.

>+>SAKI :]<+ - I hate you guys

>honamipie - I have water :) Come to the courtyard :D

>+>SAKI :]<+ - YAYYY I LOVE YOU

>Ichika_09 - Glad you got your water.

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Yummy 💧🚰🚰💧🌊💦🌊💧🥵💧💧🌊💦🌊💧💧🌊🚰🚰🌊💧💦

>AK!T0 - 🤨📸

>TSUKASAISHERE - 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

>Ichika_09 - SAKI NOOOOOO

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Its just been really hot outside recently dummies

>Mafuyu Asahina -

>+>SAKI :]<+ - GO AWAY AHHH

>shiho - now THAT’S a lotta DAMAGE 🧻🌊

>Ichika_09 - Shiho… that’s toilet paper, not tape?

>shiho - gfyifhydb

>Ichika_09 - Huh?

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Ok Shiho, what the fuck

>honamipie - She means “Go fuck yourself I fucking hate you dumb bitch”

>TSUKASAISHERE - 😧

>Ichika_09 - Huh?!!?!?!

>shiho - no i actually said die bitch not dumb bitch

>Ichika_09 - I am leaving this school

>+>SAKI :]<+ - No baby!

>shiho - no babe

>honamipie - No honey :(

Ichika_09 is typing

>honamipie - :( ?

>Ichika_09 - bnever Nminnd

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May 13 2:32 am

>k - maffyuuiyu

>Mafuyu Asahina - Kanade?

>k - im slerpy cant skeep

>Enan :) - Tf a slerpy

>Mafuyu Asahina - You are in the hospital because your karma debt has finally reached you, and brought your feeble body to its knees.

>k - itsdx sll good mafu itd just enaaas

>AK!T0 - tf a SKEEP

>shiho - skeep 💀💀💀

>Amina/Mizuki - Kanade please eat something go to sleep, so you can stop acting drunk.

>Mafuyu Asahina - Do you need anything I can come over with food, melatonin, or whatever you need K. If you want me to stay the night I can. Try to think of what helps you while I come over.

>Ak!t0 - wow ok sounds like toyaya to me

>XxToyaxX - Shush

>☆~Rui~☆ - I have something stronger than meletonin

>Amina/Mizuki - This is why they suspended you Rui.

>☆~Rui~☆ - Don’t care, $345 = 100 fidget spinners 😎

>shiho - 💀💀💀

>honami - -_-

>Mafuyu Asahina - K?

>k - yuushyh i tored thooijhj

Mafuyu Asahina - I’m coming over.

>shiho - $214 those were mine, I deserve a wholesale discount

>☆~Rui~☆ Was thinking about making a loyalty program

>Ichika_09 - Shiho no

K & Mafuyu Asahina

May 13 2:42 am

>Mafuyu Asahina - I’m at your home.

>k - ii will door open

May 13 7:34 am

>Mafuyu Asahina - I’m going to school now. I made you some pancakes incase you were hungry. I’m so glad I could help. I’ll see you on Nightcord tonight.

Hope you enjoyed our time together last night. Maybe we can meet again when I get ungrounded? Or at least when I figure out the camera system?

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Project sekai group chat :D 20 Members

May 14 1:52 pm

>Enan :) - They let me out of the hospital!!! I’m free!

>k - i think you mean hospil

>Amina/Mizuki - Yay!

>Airi :D - YAYYYYAAYYAYAYAYWYAYYAYWYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYATAYTAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYA IM SO HAPPY YOURE BETTER

>Mafuyu Asahina - I’ll send you back.

>Amina/Mizuki - Shut you stupid ass mouth up Mafuyu

>Enan :) - Yeah, get that hoe

>Mafuyu Asahina - No I will not. I talk as I please.

>Amina/Mizuki - Bitch I’m gonna send YOU to hospital. Count your fucking days Mafuyu cus May 28 2025 will be an extremely interesting day for you 🥰

>Enan :) - GO MIZU, GET HER ASS HAHA

>k - oh fuck off leave mafu alone stop prophesying her demise

>Amina/Mizuki - now YOU’RE getting involved 🙄🙄🙄

>Enan :) - Awww ☺️ Mafuyu’s little scrawny bodyguard is here. Hope you can protect her from what will occur on May 28 2025 🥰😊🤗

>k - says the one that got her arm broken in a fight XD imagine getting your ass beat so hard you get sent to hospital

>Enan :) - FUCK YOU!!! YOU FUCKING DICK!!!

>AK!T0 - lesbian infighting

>k - kys

>Amina/Mizuki - Kill yourself

>Mafuyu Asahina - …

>Enan :) - KYS!!

>AK!T0 - they always shoot the messenger 🥀🥀🥀

>Enan :) - I FUCKING MEANT IT, if YOU dont kill yourself NOW, I WILL!

>AK!T0 - WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ENAS OUT OF HOSPIL??? I HOPE YOU CRASH AND DIE ON THE DRIVE HOME😫😫

>Enan :) - You are so mean to me, I thought you were my brother 🥀🥀🥀🥀 BITCH

>Airi :D - Well IM happy you’re doing better Ena :}

>Amina/Mizuki - Yeah, shut you stupid ass mouth up Akitoe

>AK!T0 - dont call me that

>XxToyaxX - Akitoe

>AK!T0 - kys TOEya

>XxToyaxX - Okay Akitoe

>AK!T0 - ok TOEYA

>XxToyaxX - Akitoe

>AK!T0 - TOEYA

>XxToyaxX - Akitoe

>AK!T0 - TOEYAA

>XxToyaxX - Akitoe

>shiho - stop. blowing. up. my. fucking. phone.

>AK!T0 - nuh uh shiTOE

>shiho - im dming rui for enough drugs to put up with your bulshit, akitoe

>Ichika_09 - Shiho no

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May 19 1:16 pm

>[An!] - Hi guys

>XxToyaxX - You are 10 days late

>AK!T0 - how the fuck dis you not notic this gc till now loser idiot

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - WELCOME TO THE SHOW!

>☆~Rui~☆ - This band is a jail

>[An!] - Real 😔 my band members are so rude

>kohane - no we aren’t! it’s just the boys that suck I appreciate you An :)

>AK!T0 - i don’t

>XxToyaxX - Do you think we preform at that spring themed gig on saturday?

>[An!] - 🥹🥹 Awwww! u are the best kohane

>kohane - no you <3

>AK!T0 - sure toeya

>[An!] - No u!! 💕💕💕

>kohane - NO YOU 💛💖💛💖💛

>XxToyaxX - Kohane? An?

>[An!] - Noooo! u are so much more genuine and sweet than meee 💕

>kohane - NOO! you’re better cus you are so much cooler and popular and pretty than me 💛💛💖💖

>AK!T0 - AANNNNANANNANANNANNNNNNN KKOOOOHHHANNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOO YOOUUUUUU WAAANNNNTTT TOOOO GOOO TOOOO THHHHEEEEE THHHIIINNNGGGGGGGGGG

>[An!] - Don’t even TRY that with me. You are like my inspiration for everything kohane💕💕💗💞💓💓💗💞

>XxToyaxX - Stop flirting and tell me if you’re free saturday

>kohane - shut up toya, and yeah I can go

>[An!] - Yeah, I can if kohane is going 💕💗💕

>AK!T0 - ok less bean

>nEnE - “less bean” 💀💀💀

>TSUKASAISHERE - LESSSS BEANN H ANDRSHAHAGAAHGGHHHHAAGHHH

>kohane - less bean? what does that mean

XxToyaxX has named the conversation less bean 🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘

>[An!] - …bruh

>AK!T0 - FUCK OFF TOEYA

>kohane - an help what does it mean

>[An!] - uh… nothing…

>kohane - AN! i thought you loved me

XxToyaxX & AK!T0

>AK!T0 - BWAHAHAHAGAGAGAFAFAGGAHSHAGA HAHAHA THEY ARE SO INTO EACHOTHER HAHAFAHSHAHAHSHAG

>XxToyaxX - Haha 😂, I wonder when they will realize

>AK!T0 - i bet your asss $40 and a big kiss on the lips that it happens within the next 3 months

>XxToyaxX - No way bitch. Im down. This is about to be the easiest $40 of my life.

>AK!T0 - BWAHHAHA you don’t even KNOW how confident and observant an is yourrrrr sooooooooo cooked dumbassssss

>XxToyaxX - how are you even sluring your words through text💀

>AK!T0 - 8==>

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less bean 🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘 20 Members

May 19 12:00 am

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - ITTTSSS SHOWTIMMEEEE!!!

>nEnE - no Tsukasa, it’s 12 am

>k - how are you guys still awake, you have school tomorrow

>shiho - mmmmuyyttttiiippppllreedsdee stimumnhyttteiinmmttsttfydt

>Mafuyu Asahina - *I don’t even know.

>☆~Rui~☆ - *Multiple Stimulants

>k - huh

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - HOW DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?

>nEnE - RUI!

>Mafuyu Asahina - Oh.

>k - oh

>shiho - hijhijiihii sevvvveerryyyooknnreee gtiudskloncr

>Mafuyu Asahina - *hi ???? ?????

>☆~Rui~☆ - I don’t have any insider knowledge on that one.

>Ichika_9 - Shiho no, are you ok? ill wake the rest of the band if you’re not alright

>shiho - yyyyuutuyytyyyyyyuuummmmjymnyyyyggc aaiiiiiurrrdersrriyrr

>Mafuyu Asahina - *yummy ????

>k - give up mafu, she’s too far gone

>Mafuyu Asahina - I’m beginning to agree.

>honamipie - shiho?

>+>SAKI :]<+ - SHIHHOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DIOONEE

>Ichika_9 - She has officially done another Shiho thing

>honamipie - goddamnit shiho

>+>SAKI :]<+ - FVVVVVVCCCCKKK!!

>shiho - iiii loooovvvvfed youuuyioy guygguyyysss sssiok snmuhnmchvvvgddv

>+>SAKI :]<+ - SHIHOOOO!

>honamipie - awwww do you need water shiho?

>shiho - yyyuyyuyyyummmmmm yyyeeseesrdeh

>honamipie - I’ll walk to your place, make sure you open the window

>shiho - Yarweue

>+>SAKI :]<+ - OH GOD SHES SO HIGH SHES CAPITALIZING

>honamipie - here

>shiho - ytasystaetuuyyyyy

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Take care of her!!! Make sure she is happy and safe:)

>honamipie - anything for you saki

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - ITTTSSS SHOWTIMMEEEE!!!

>Ichika_09 - Is this fucking AUTOMATED Tsukasa ???!?!

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less bean 🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘 20 Members

May 22 2:47 pm

>+>SAKI :]<+ - I HATE FINALS

>honamipie - me too, I was studying for hours last night

>☆~Rui~☆ - I took 3 tests today alone. This school is a jail.

>Amina/Mizuki - Wait, we have finals Rui?

>☆~Rui~☆ - MIZU YOU IDIOT

>Amina/Mizuki - Oops guess I’ll show up to school tomorrow and beg my teachers to let me take them XD I hate my life

>Enan :) - OH FUCK I failed my art final >Airi :D - How did you fail your ART final?

>Enan :) - I ripped my classmates project in half and threw it out the window cus she said something that made me mad, idk I don’t remember what it was. Teacher was NOT happy with me. My painting was pretty good though.

>Amina/Mizuki - And Rui called ME an idiot 🤦‍♂️

>k - i have 4 projects due tomorrow, have i started? yes but only cus of mafu, shes the best study buddy ever

>Mafuyu Asahina - I have been awake for 68 hours.

>k - YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT

>Mafuyu Asahina - …

>Enan :) - WHAT THE FUCK SUKI

>Amina/Mizuki - AND RUI CALLED ME AN IDIOT 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

>k - plese take care of yourself mafu <3

>Mafuyu Asahina - Maybe.

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - i got a 0/30 on my chemistry final :( >☆~Rui~☆ - Emu…

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - HOW?!?!?

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - >☆~Rui~☆ - Bruh

>+>SAKI :]<+ - :0

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - ITS SHOWTIME

>nEnE - no, its 2:56 pm

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - Na + Cl = :3

>k - not so sure about your math there emu

>shiho - wtf

>Amina/Mizuki - Where bro’s mind was at :

>EMUUUUUUUUUU! - >:(

>shiho - I JUST GOT 100% ON MY PHYSICS FINAL

>ichika_09 - Shiho YES!

>honami - how?

>shiho - 40 mg of adderall

>ichika_09 - SHIHO NO!

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June 4 10:54 am

>Enan :) - I have one small question WHO THE HELL TOOK MY FUCKING $60 BABY BLUE SKIRT?????

>k - you probably just lost it 🤦🏼‍♀️

>Enan :) - No I didn’t shut up WHO STOLE IT

>Amina/Mizuki - Okay, I know I look pretty guilty here cus I was at your house on saturday, and we are the same size, and I love fashion, but I promise I wouldn’t do that you enana :) just trust me

>k - nvm mizu totally took it

>Amina/Mizuki - No I DIDN’T

>k - that “excuse” made you look quite guiltyyyy

>Enan :) - IM GONNA FUCKING SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT MIZU… is what I would say if she stole it but I saw it on sunday so I believe you Mizu <3

>k - oh

>Amina/Mizuki - HAHA GET WRECKED K

>k - kys

>Mafuyu Asahina - In K’s defense, that message was really suspicious.

>k - SEE???

>Amina/Mizuki - It’s not my fault my band is STUPID

>Enan :) - Im never gonna find my fuckjng skirt 😭

>k - to be fair the information you’ve given us is non-existent like who could even have done it

>Mafuyu Asahina - I agree.

>Enan :) - Fuck all of you guys but the only people that could have taken it are Airi, Kohane, Honami, or Akito but for obvious reasons I don’t suspect him.

>k - yeah kohane totally did it

>kohane - ive never even met you?

>k - you just look guilty

>[An!] - I just checked her closet and I don’t think she even owns a blue skirt fuck off kanade

>k - youre getting defensiveeeeee

>H a r u k a - An is with Kohane 24/7 so she would know

>Enan :) - I trust Haruka so

>k - nah you probably stole it haruka

>shiho - you would suck at among us kanade

>Mafuyu Asahina - She does

>k - if even my mafu wont defend me then what do i have in life DX

>Mafuyu Asahina - Haha.

>Amina/Mizuki - I have never seen a dryer texter

>k - i have never seen a dryer person

>Enan :) - Quiet FUCKIN coyotes people! Stop fighting and find whoever stole my expensive NEW skirt

>k - ive been helping

>Amina/Mizuki - That’s HIGHLY debatable

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June 4 11:01 am

>Enan :) - Honami I call you to the stand

>honami - what?! me?

>k - as her defense lawyer i know im pretty accusatory but she has been my house cleaner for forever and didn’t take any of my shit

>shiho - ena you leave my honami alone before i bash your skull in

>honami - yeah!

>Enan :) - OH YOU WANNA FUCKING FIGHT?

>+>SAKI :]<+ - honami would be more likely to give you her own skirt than to steal one

>Enan :) - FUCK YOU but I agree

>Enan :) - Ok so if kohane and Honami didn’t take it then Airi you are next to defend yourself

>Airi :D - We have been best friends for years I would rather just steal from the store

>Enan :) - Yeah I didn’t think it was you anyway it wasn’t really your style

>Airi :D - Wow, so if it was green or pink you would think I was a theif??? Im so glad you trust me ena 🙄🙄🙄

>k - not so fast i totally saw airi wearing it yesterday

>Mafuyu Asahina - You didn’t leave the house yesterday.

>k - oh fuck off mafu i wanna start something

>Mafuyu Asahina - You are not skilled at that, want to watch a movie with me instead; you must be really bored?

>k - yeah i do <3

>Enan :) - Thank god the local misinformation spreader is gone

>Amina/Mizuki - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Ichika_09 - Sometimes I wonder why you all are even in a band together if you despise eachother so much

>Enan :) - Because I hate everyone else a lot more :)

>Amina/Mizuki - Sammeeee

>shiho - wow sucks to be you guysssss

>Ichika_09 - You are truly one to talk

>shiho - 🖕

>Enan :) - BACK ON FUCKING TOPIC BITCH

>Amina/Mizuki - So if you don’t think Honami, Airi or Kohane are the culprits then who the fuck do you think did Ena? Im starting to think that Kanade was right snd your stupid ass just lost it

>Ichika_09 - Yeah… you probably lost it man

>Enan :) - I

>Enan :) - DID

>Enan :) - NOT

>Enan :) - FUCKING

>shiho - SHUT THE FUCK UP ENA

>Enan :) - LOSE

>Enan :) - IT!!!

>Airi :D - level 8 Ena crashout

>Ichika_09 - I would not want to witness a level 10 Ena crashout

>Enan :) - IM GOING TO BREAK EVERY SINGLE DOOR IN THIS HOME

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June 4 11:09 am

>k - ok im back because mafu fell asleep and after rereading the chat logs it was akito

>Amina/Mizuki - Oh no the misinformation spreader is back

>k - no just trust me

>AK!T0 - ENA STOP IM SORRY DONT BREAK THE DOOR AGAIN

>k - wgat

>shiho - what

>honami- what?

>Amina/Mizuki - What

>+>SAKI :]<+ - WHAT

>Airi :D - WHAT!?!?

>Ena :) - WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!!?!??

>AK!T0 - um guys i can explain

>k - PLEASE do

>honami - i think were gonna need a good explanation

>Amina/Mizuki - We are ALL ears

>Airi :D - Inform us

>Ena :) - IF YOU DONT GIVE AN INCREDIBLE EXPLANATION THIS VERY INSTANT I WILL LIGHT EVERYTHING YOU LOVE ON FUCKING FIRW

>honami - still waiting

>k - …

>shiho - 🍿🤏😐

>AK!T0 - ok um i cant explain actually but ill uh give you $45 to make it up to you

>k - oh come ON

>Airi :D - I hate you

>shiho - bros just gonna leave us hanging 😔

>Enan :) - I FUCKING DESPISE YOUR EXISTENCE GIVE ME $60 AND A NEW FUCKING SKIRT BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN DO WITH IT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

>k - ooooooh

>Amina/Mizuki - This is so entertaining

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Right? this is so fun

>Ichika_09 - Im glad you’re happy Saki <3

>+>SAKI :]<+ - AWWW 🩷💛

>AK!T0 - I ONLY HAVE $45 YOU PRICK YOUR LUCKY IM EVEN OFFERING THAT WINEY BITCH

>Ichika_09 - I wonder if she’s gonna take it

>k - no clue

>Amina/Mizuki - As an expert in everything Shinihome Ena she will probably fight a bit more then cave

>k - i would definitely trust your opinion

>Ena :) - OH FUCK YOU YOURE THE ONE WHO FUCKING TOOK MY SHIT I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING DOIR RIGHT NOW

>AK!T0 - FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU REALLY GONNA DO ALL THIS OVER $15?!?

>Ena :) - SUCK MY DICK AND GET THE FUCK OVER TO MY ROOM RIGHT NOW WITH THE $45 BITCH

> AK!T0 - OK OK SHEESH

>Ichika_09 - Damn she was right

>k - who would’ve thought that mizu would know everything about ena 🙄

>Amina/Mizuki - No shit Kanade

>k - you are lucky its pride month

>Amina/Mizuki - What

>k - what

XxToyaxX & AK!T0

>AK!T0 - you owe me $45 dickhead

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June 7 2:44 am

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - ITS PRIDE MONTH!!!

>nEnE - no tsukasa, it’s 2am

>Ichika_09 - Its June 7th 7th

>Amia/Mizuki - You are 7 fucking days late congratulations

TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 has named the conversation ITTTSSS GAYTIMEEEEE!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

>☆~Rui~☆ - WOOOOO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

>Amia/Mizuki - No my dear Rui please stop acting like him

>☆~Rui~☆ - okay

>Amia/Mizuki - Oh didn’t know it was that easy, okay good!

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - I LOVE GAY PEOPLE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

>Ichika_09 - Im done, Im going back to bed

>shiho - i can’t sleep

>Ichika_09 - Never mind

>shiho - ichika how tf you up

>Ichika_09 - I felt like staying up

>shiho - fair

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - You know what isn’t fair? THE TREATMENT OF THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

>Amia/Mizuki - That could technically be taken either way.

>Ichika_09 - That’s lovely Tsukasa

>shiho - im homophobic 🏳️‍🌈🔥

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - It’s not fucking showtime.

>k - oooooooooooooh

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Oh no

>shiho - gay people suck

>Ichika_09 - Shiho no

>☆~Rui~☆ - Tell him you support gay people or I revoke your discount

>shiho - I hearby state that I am an active member of the LGBTQ+ community and I absolutely adore um gay marriage or something.

>☆~Rui~☆ - Make it CLEARER 🔫🔫

>shiho - OK

>shiho - im gay

>TSUKASAISHERE 🤩 - IIIITTTSSSSS GAYYYYYTTTIIIMMMEE

>☆~Rui~☆ - Yes it is :)

>Ichika_09 - Are you lesbian shiho?

>shiho - yeah

>+>SAKI :]<+ - Well duh, we’re all dating.

>Ichika_09 - Wait, what do you mean we’re all dating?

>shiho - what the fuck????? did i miss something?????

>+>SAKI :]<+ - oh…

>+>SAKI :]<+ - shit