Chapter 1: What the hell is this
Chapter Text
Percy Jackson made a group chat
Percy Jackson added 10+ people
Percy Jackson renamed group to "tism & co."
tism & co.
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Percy Jackson: hi guys hi hi
Annabeth Chase: What is this
And who are you refering to with "tism"?
Percy Jackson: you ofc
IM JOKING.
me <3
Thalia Grace: Yeah I think we could tell..!
Percy Jackson: wdym
wait wdym Thalia
answer me 💔
sigh.
Percy Jackson changed Percy Jackson's name to "Dam"
Thalia Grace: DAM
Grover Underwood: DAM
Dam: dam.
Leo Valdez: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ON
💔
Annabeth Chase: Not even I know.
Magnus Chase: what is this and why am I here
Dam: A group chat.
duh.
Magnus Chase: well no shit
Alex Fierro changed Magnus Chase's name to "Idiot"
Idiot: WHAT THE HELL??
WHAT'D I DO?
Alex Fierro: everything.
Alex Fierro changed Alex Fierro's name to "💗💚"
💗💚: much better.
Will Solace: Get me out of here
How do I leave
Help
Dam: you can't <3
Will Solace changed Will Solace's name to "The Sun"
The Sun changed Nico di Angelo's name to "The Stars"
Dam: AWWWWW
gays
The Sun: okay dude
You can't be talking
Dam: hey im dating a wonderful woman fyi <3
Idiot: TRUE!!
Annie is the fucking best
Idiot changed Annabeth Chase's name to "Annie"
Dam: wonderful
idiot: ik ik👏
The Stars: what are we doing?
The Sun: texting
The Stars: Oh ok
Leo Valdez changed Jason Grace's name to "Brick"
Brick: woooow.
Brick changed Leo Valdez's name to "Missing"
Missing: .
Dam: the girls are fighting!!
actually maybe theyre flirting.
maybe both
Thalia Grace: Yeah its both.
Brick: Nope.
Missing: WE AREN'T FLIRTING
Annie: everyone believes you.
💗💚: Don't even know these guys but I just KNOW they're secretly dating.
Do they know it's legal now ??
Brick changed Thalia Grace's name to "Hesbian Lunter"
Hesbian Lunter: What
Oh
Ha ha.
Lesbian Hunter.
Brick: <3
Love you sis
Luke Castellan: what.
Chapter 2: Get employed you losers💔
Summary:
Grover got a job at McDonald's and starts bashing on everyone else
Notes:
Names:
Percy Jackson - Dam
Alex Fierro - 💗💚
Magnus Chase - Idiot
Will Solace - The Sun
Nico di Angelo- The Stars
Annabeth Chase - Annie
Leo Valdez - Missing
Jason Grace - Brick
Thalia Grace - Hesbian Lunter
Grover Underwood - The GOAT (literally)Characters introduced in this chapter :
Luke Castellan - Minion
Ethan Nakamura - Pirate
Apollo/Lester - Grounded
Meg - Peaches
Blitzen - Loverboy1
Hearthstone - Loverboy2
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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-1:43 AM-
Dam: guys
Gyys
What do ducks think about
Annie: ... What?
Dam: WHAT. DO. DUCKS. THINK. ABOUT.
Idiot: Oh boy do I know someone that probably thinks about that alot.
I should add him!!
💗💚: no
wait actually
YES!!
-Idiot added Blitzen-
Idiot changed Blitzen's name to "Loverboy1"
Loverboy1: Magnus it is 1am
What is this
Idiot: shhh
be grateful.
Hesbian Lunter: Help me
Loverboy1: What.
I'm scared.
-Loverboy1 added Hearthstone-
Idiot changed Hearthstone's name to "Loverboy2"
Loverboy2: hi
Grover Underwood: GUESS WHO GOT A JOB.
ME. !!!
Dam: nuh uh
liar ‼️
Grover Underwood: IM NOT LYINGGGGG
[Grover Underwood added 1 attachment]
Brick: About time.
Are you like 30
Grover Underwood: WHAT
IM LIKE 15!!!
in satyr years.
You humans age weirdly.
Missing: Oh my gods we got grandpa over here😭🙏
Grover Underwood: GRANDPA??
Missing: Yes. GRANDPA.
Grover Underwood: go get employed.
Dam: AH
sorry
That's a trigger word!..
Grover Underwood: YOUVE BEEN IN MULTIPLE WARS??
Dam: shh
No I haven't
Annie: It is two in the morning.
Can I get a decent sleep without being awoken by hundreds of notifications?
Dam: nope !
Annie: Oh okay
Luke Castellan: Why am I here?
Dam: AH
HOW ARE YOU HERE??
I DIDNT ADD YOU!!
Luke Castellan: Well gee
How nice
Dam: Well my mistake that you tried to kill me
Like
Multiple times .
Luke Castellan: Well to be fair I was really mad
Dam: true..
Dam changed Luke Castellan's name to "Minion"
Dam: much better
Imo
Minion: Yeah okay
-Minion added Ethan Nakamura-
Ethan Nakamura: ?
What?
Minion: If I have to get tortured by these idiots then you do too
Dam: oh hi !!
Ethan Nakamura: ??
Dam: Percy.
Ethan Nakamura: Oh!! Hello .
Minion: Why was that so nice
You aren't supposed to be friends ???
What the Hades
Dam: I think you're just jealous, dude.
Anywho
I want more people here
Because everyone has their notifications off
And they aren't answering
Because they aren't cool.
-Dam added Apollo-
Dam changed Apollo's named to "Grounded"
Dam: Oh yeah
Also
Dam changed Grover Underwood's name to "The GOAT(literally)"
Dam changed Ethan Nakamura's name to "Pirate"
Dam: accurate, if I say so myself.
Grounded: Percy none of us have time for this bullshit
Dam: WOAH
NO SWEARS APOLLO
OR SHOULD I SAY
LESTER PAAPPDAADALALLSOUS
Grounded: That is not my name😭
ykw
I'm adding Meg
-Grounded added Meg McCaffrey-
Grounded changed Meg McCaffrey's name to "Peaches"
-6:43 AM-
The GOAT(literally): Still think yall need to get employed✌️
Notes:
This sucks so bad💔 I'm sorry