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White Lily created a GC

White Lily added 8 people

White Lily : i feel like I'm forgetting someone

Burning Spice: ahem.. MY HUSBAND??

White Lily: isn't he dea- oh right fourth wall

Burning Spice: what

White Lily added Elder Faerie into the GC

White Lily: NOW we're complete!

Shadow Milk: dear, what the fuck is this

Pure Vanilla: dear!?

Shadow Milk: what

White Lily: you two fight later

White Lily: anyways

White Lily: I decided you all need help so this group chat will be like a get along GC! You cannot get out bc I will add you again and you cannot block me because I'll add someone as admin just to re-add you back inside!

White Lily: got it?

Mystic Flour: you forgot to add Silent Salt

White Lily: fuck

White Lily added Silent Salt into the GC

White Lily: I'm so sorry I didn't mean to forget you

Silent Salt: it's fine

White Lily: ok, so, just talk about whatever

White Lily: I'll put up the rules later, I'm tired

Shadow Milk: @White Lily cuddles?

White Lily: hmmm

Pure Vanilla: no, cuddle me, not that feral cat

Shadow Milk: YOU WANNA GO? YOU WANNA THROW HANDS?

Pure Vanilla: bet

Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla went offline

White Lily: those two I swear

Burning Spice: can we add our children in here

White Lily: no

Burning Spice: why not

White Lily: cause I know you all, and I know there's gonna be explicit conversations

White Lily: plus,all of yalls kids are like twelve

Burning Spice: fair point

Burning Spice: so uh

Burning Spice: how was everybodys day

Golden Cheese: not Burning Spice starting small talk

Burning Spice: KFC

Golden Cheese: I WILL COME OVER THERE AND SMACK YOU

Eternal Sugar: don't do that, you'll ruin your pretty hands~

Golden Cheese: ok I won't, just for you baby❤️

Eternal sugar: ❤️

Burning Spice: gays

Eternal Sugar: says the gay AND transsexual!!

Burning Spice: WHAT DID I DO MAN

White Lily: no offensive slurs!!

Eternal Sugar: I didn't even say anything

White Lily: you were about to

Eternal Sugar: fair ig

Dark Cacao: I love my wife

Eternal Sugar: who invited @Dark Cacao ???

White Lily: me

Eternal Sugar: ughhhh

Eternal Sugar: Yap about Mimi ELSEWHERE!!

Dark Cacao: whore

Dark Cacao went offline

Eternal Sugar: EXCUSE YOU

Mystic Flour: that's my warrior❤️

Eternal Sugar: ew

Golden Cheese: wanna go on a date sexy

Eternal Sugar: omg ofc bbg

Golden Cheese: bet, I'll be there in a min

Eternal Sugar: I'll be waiting~

Golden Cheese and Eternal Sugar went offline

Hollyberry: Lily can you add Pitaya in here

White Lily: I don't have their number

White Lily: wait can dragons even have phones

Hollyberry: no duh, Honey, if even the legendaries can have one then so can dragons

White Lily: sorry

Hollyberry: no don't worry, Honey, it's ok

Hollyberry: I'll send you their number rq

Hollyberry: check dms

White Lily added Pitaya Dragon

Pitaya: what

Pitaya: Holly what's this

Hollyberry: family groupchat Baby!

Pitaya: why

Hollyberry: idk

Pitaya:

Pitaya: cuddles

Hollyberry: omw

Hollyberry and Pitaya Dragon are offline

White Lily: I'm really tempted to out no pda in the rules..

Mystic Flour: but then you wouldn't see your boyfriends fight each other

White Lily: fuck you're right

White Lily: whatever I'll just put the GC on silence whenever there's pda

White Lily: also didn't you go offline

Mystic Flour: no I just didn't feel like talking

White Lily: oh ok

Mystic Flour: can I name the GC

White Lily: sure I'll make you admin rq

Mystic Flour: thanks

Mystic Flour changed the Group Chats name to: " You're all Stupid"

White Lily: uh...

White Lily: meh, I'll allow it

Silent Salt: I feel small

Mystic Flour: you want me to come over bub?

Silent Salt: Mhm

White Lily: and me too precious?

Silent Salt: yes pwease

White Lily: mama and sissys coming precious

White Lily and two others went offline

Burning Spice: I guess I'm alone now

Elder Faerie: what is this

Burning Spice: BABE

Burning Spice: COME TO MY KINGDOM I'M LONELY 

Elder Faerie: I'm busy

Burning Spice: oh. 💔

Elder Faerie: 

Elder Faerie: I guess my work can wait a bit

Elder Faerie: YAYAYAYAYAYYY

Burning Spice and Elder Faerie went offline 

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White Lily: someone pls help with the rules

White Lily: wait

White Lily: right it's 2am

White Lily: sighhh

White Lily: I could be having a mental breakdown rn but I'm trying to figure out how to set rules for a GC..

White Lily: how come I'm the only one who's awake at this hour

White Lily: and or

White Lily: no one uses their phone when they wake up at midnight or smth

White Lily: ngl ironic how everyone in this GC are in a relationship

White Lily: except Silent Salt

White Lily: maybe their aroace or just don't wanna date

White Lily: wait that's basically the same thing

White Lily: why am I talking to myself

White Lily: well ig it's better than crying to myself in the bathroom

White Lily: I need so much help

White Lily: actually everyone here needs help aswell

White Lily: Im hungry

White Lily: hehe Dowdow and Nilly are cuddling each other

White Lily: I'm gonna blackmail them into buying me food in the morning

White Lily: I should probably go to sleep

White Lily: I'm not tired thooo

White Lily: should I spam someone

White Lily: I'm sooo bored

White Lily: Dark Enchantress would yell at me if I did that

White Lily: should I pull an all nighter?

White Lily: hmm tempting

Burning Spice: it is 2:38 in the FUCKING morning

Burning Spice: why the fuck are you spamming the GC so much for!?

White Lily: oh someone to talk to!! Yayy!! 

Burning Spice: are you on fucking drugs

White Lily: no

White Lily: just woke up and couldn't go back to sleep

Burning Spice: sighhh

Burning Spice: wanna vc then?

Burning Spice: I heard some drama in my kingdom yesterday and wanted to spill to someone

White Lily: omg obviiii!!

Burning Spice: alr check dms

White Lily: can you also help me set up the rules for the GC?

Burning Spice: sure

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White Lily: RULES:

• NO OFFENSIVE SLURS!!
• NO INSULTS(only joking insults allowed)
• NO SUICIDE JOKES
• NO DISRESPECT
• NO HOMOPHOBIA (again, joking homophobia is allowed)
• NO DEATH THREATS (joking allowed but only to an extent)
• NO MISUSE OF TONE TAGS
• NO TRAUMA DUMPING
• NO NSFW PICS/MESSAGES
• NO SERIOUS ARGUMENTS
• NO BEING RUDE AS FUCK

aaaaand I'll add more once I figure out what to put

Eternal Sugar: deadass what are tone tags

Shadow Milk: are you stupid

White Lily: ...

Shadow Milk: sowwyy..

White Lily: sighhh

White Lily: tone tags are stuff like: /j /srs /sarc...etc, in which you use to clarify your sentences so you don't confuse anyone who has problems with such things! @Eternal Sugar

Eternal Sugar: ohhhh, got it! Thanks

White Lily: anyways keep talking about random shit y'all!

White Lily: hold up

White Lily pinned a message

White Lily: there we go

Pure Vanilla: @White Lily honey... Why were you awake at 2am?

White Lily:

White Lily: SUDDENLY I REMEMBER I HAVE SOMETHING REAAAAAAAL IMPORTANT TO DO!

Pure Vanilla: Lily-

White Lily went offline

Pure Vanilla: @Shadow Milk why didn't you say anything??

Shadow Milk: I genuinely didn't scroll up

Pure Vanilla: sigh

Pure Vanilla: now I gotta look for her all over beast yeast-

Shadow Milk: what if she's not even in beast yeast

Pure Vanilla: there's no way she could've traveled from here to crispia-

Pitaya sent a picture

Pitaya: this your wife? @Pure Vanilla @Shadow Milk

Pure Vanilla:

Shadow Milk:

Pure Vanilla: HOW

Shadow Milk: told you so

Pure Vanilla: witches- please tell me that's edited-

Pitaya sent a video

Pitaya: no this is real

Pure Vanilla:

Pure Vanilla: @Hollyberry please send her back

Hollyberry: I would.. But-

Pure Vanilla: don't even

Hollyberry:

Hollyberry: she kinda promised to test out some new wines I bought from the interior sooo...

Shadow Milk: DO NOT GIVE HER ASS ALCOHOL

Hollyberry: would be a really bad time to say I gave her one cup of berryjuice huh...

Shadow Milk: your cooked

Hollyberry: I figured

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White Lily: happy burning spice month!!

Burning Spice: WHAGT

Burning Spice: TF YOU MEAN "BURNING SPICE MONTH"??

White Lily: check the calendar!!

Burning Spice:

Burning Spice: I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU MF-/J

White Lily: AHAHAHHA

Burning Spice: BITCH

Burning Spice: KYS/J

Burning Spice: HO

Burning Spice: DIE/J

Burning Spice: FUCK YOU

Shadow Milk: I do that already ty very much ❤️

Burning Spice:

White Lily:

Burning Spice: I did not need to know that.. 💔

White Lily: >:( @Shadow Milk

Shadow Milk: sorry not sorry!! XP

White Lily:

White Lily: Happy Burning Spice AND Shadow Milk month y'all!!

Shadow Milk: HUH??

White Lily: tee-hee!!

Shadow Milk: where are you rn..

White Lily:

White Lily: A-

White Lily went offline

Shadow Milk: run away all you want

Shadow Milk: I'm gonna get cha 💋

Shadow Milk went offline

Burning Spice:

Burning Spice: @Elder Faerie bby where r you 💔💔

Elder Faerie: literally in the room two feet apart from where you are..

Burning Spice: wanna make out

Elder Faerie: what

Burning Spice: what.

Elder Faerie:

Burning Spice:

Eternal Sugar: gays

Burning Spice: KYS/J

Eternal Sugar: 💕💕

Eternal Sugar went offline

Burning Spice: >>>:(((

Burning Spice: @Elder Faerie  soo.. You wanna?

Elder Faerie:

Elder Faerie: come here

Burning Spice: YIPPEEE

Burning Spice went offline

Elder Faerie: idiot

Elder Faerie: my stupid little idiot-

Elder Faerie went offline

Mystic Flour: happy everyone in this groupchat month

Hollyberry: LOWKEY

Hollyberry: KINDA TRUE NGL..

Golden Cheese: how come whenever someone goes offline another conversation starts out of nowhere..

Hollyberry: we don't talk about that

Golden Cheese: why

Hollyberry: ...

Hollyberry: sleep with one eye open.. So they don't get you..

Golden Cheese:

Golden Cheese: w-what..

Hollyberry: you want to live..? You want to survive..? Don't Let them get you...

Golden Cheese:

Golden Cheese: WAHHHHH

Golden Cheese: @Eternal Sugar

Golden Sugar: DARLING

Golden Cheese: PLS COME

Golden Cheese: I'M SCARED WAHHHHHH

Golden Cheese: I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE TONIGHT AHHHHHH

Eternal Sugar is online

Eternal Sugar: OMG BABYGIRL DW

Eternal Sugar: I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE DW ❤️❤️❤️

Golden Cheese: pls be quick

Eternal Sugar went offline

Golden Cheese went offline

Mystic Flour: was that necessary? @Hollyberry

Hollyberry: no

Hollyberry: but it was funny

Mystic Flour:

Mystic Flour: ok

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White Lily: HAPPY FATHERS DAY

Dark Cacao: that was yesterday

White Lily: oh

White Lily: HAPPY LATE FATHERS DAY

White Lily: what did y'all do for fathers day

Dark Cacao: nothing

White Lily: what

Dark Cacao: I didn't want to celebrate

White Lily: that's like telling me you don't celebrate Christmas

Dark Cacao: I don't

White Lily: WHAT

Golden Cheese: HOW CAN SOMEBODY NOT CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS???

Dark Cacao: how can somebody lose their kingdom

Golden Cheese: ...

Golden Cheese: too far../Hj

Dark Cacao: lol

Hollyberry: go beef with each other outside the GC

Hollyberry: ANYWAYS

Hollyberry: I took my Son out to a carnival!!

Hollyberry: was fun watching him try to win the biggest prizes for his wifey and kid

Hollyberry: honestly, I would too

Golden Cheese: I'm surprised you didn't play any games

Hollyberry: oh no, I played the one where you throw hoops at bottles and shit

Hollyberry: I got a perfect score

Golden Cheese: alcoholic

Hollyberry: schizophrenic!!

Golden Cheese: IT'S NOT SCHIZOPHRENIA

Hollyberry: I'll believe it when your people are made of real dough

Golden Cheese: BITCH

Burning Spice: yesterday was great

Burning Spice: took my brats out for the movies

White Lily: that's surprisingly tame for you..

Burning Spice: then went to that one room where you can break shit for free

White Lily: should've known

Burning Spice: yeah pretty great

Burning Spice: Hubby scolded me for taking the brats to the anger management room tho

White Lily: I wonder why

Burning Spice: ikr

White Lily: right

White Lily edited a message: I wonder why/sarc

White Lily: anyways

White Lily: Nilla and Dowdow had a nice day yesterday aswelll

White Lily: they both went to the arcade

White Lily: Nilla got me this cute ugly thing

White Lily sent a picture

Burning Spice: what

White Lily: it's a cat

Burning Spice: ...

Burning Spice: that's nice

Golden Cheese: why'd you send a picture of burping life

Burning Spice: BITCH I WILL CHOKE YOU

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Pure Vanilla: what is life

Pure Vanilla: if there's nothing good in it...

Pure Vanilla: no one is perfect..

Pure Vanilla: we all will disappear one day...

Hollyberry: whatthefcuk

Shadow Milk: uh... Nilly, What is wrong with you

Pure Vanilla: hm

Pure Vanilla: what isn't wrong with me...

Pure Vanilla: nothing is good

Pure Vanilla: everything is going to disappear one day or another...

Shadow Milk: wtf

Hollyberry: ...

Hollyberry: somethings wrong

Hollyberry: @Shadow Milk what'd you do

Shadow Milk: ME???

Shadow Milk: WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Hollyberry: you're the cause of 99.9999% of Pure Vanillas problems

Shadow Milk: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU-

Shadow Milk: ngl fair

Shadow Milk: but

Shadow Milk: IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME

Hollyberry: "this time"

Shadow Milk: SHUT UP

Pure Vanilla: life gave me lemons

Pure Vanilla: so I squeezed them into my eyes to feel the pain I deserve...

Hollyberry: wtf

Hollyberry: Nilla, Dear, this is very concerning and weird

Hollyberry: what's wrong,  Dear?

Pure Vanilla: nothings wrong...

Pure Vanilla: but nothings right aswell...

Hollyberry: what thefuck

Shadow Milk: you repeated that sentence for the fifth time already

Hollyberry: who asked

Shadow Milk: damn ok

Pure Vanilla: roses are red

Pure Vanilla: my heart is dead

Pure Vanilla: if I were a ghost

Pure Vanilla: would anyone notice I'm dead...

Shadow Milk: he's either fucking with us or being fr...

Pure Vanilla: this is the real me..

Pure Vanilla: stop trying to hide me

Shadow Milk: this is weird

Hollyberry: fr

White Lily: can someone buy me food

White Lily: I'm hungry

Shadow Milk: WIFE

Shadow Milk: NILLYS ACTING WEIRD

White Lily: what

Pure Vanilla: life's just a game..

Pure Vanilla: it's a sick hopeless game...

White Lily: ... Huh?

Shadow Milk: HE'S ACTING EMO

Shadow Milk: IDK WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM

White Lily: oh witches

White Lily: @Pure Vanilla

White Lily: want kissys?

Pure Vanilla: ...

Pure Vanilla: yes...

White Lily: cmere baby

Pure Vanilla went offline

Shadow Milk: da fuck

White Lily: that's just how he acts whenever he's in need for affection

Shadow Milk: he acts fucking EMO when he wants ATTENTION??? FR??

White Lily: yeah

Hollyberry: ohhh..

Hollyberry: now the other times make total sense

Shadow Milk: what

Hollyberry: look in dms

Shadow Milk: sure

White Lily: awhhh

White Lily: Dowdows making friends❤️

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Silent Salt: hi

Silent Salt deleted a message 1s ago

Silent Salt: how's everyone doing

Silent Salt deleted a message 1s ago

Silent Salt:

Silent Salt sent a video

Silent Salt: Missy is being chaotic again

5 minutes later

Silent Salt deleted 2 messages 1s ago

Silent Salt: nvm

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Burning Spice: what's with all this deleted messages vro

Golden Cheese: probs Lily testing out the server

Burning Spice: ew, anyone but you

Golden Cheese: ok fuck you BITCH

Burning Spice: you wanna square up?

Burning Spice: I'll rip those wings CLEAN

Golden Cheese: TRY ME

Golden Cheese: BET

Golden Cheese: I'LL MAKE SURE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK SHIT NO MORE

Burning Spice: BET

Burning Spice: OMW BITCH

Burning Spice: GET READY

Golden Cheese: BET

Eternal Sugar: bbyyy

Eternal Sugar: what did I say about fighting~?

Golden Cheese: not rn sugar lips

Golden Cheese: your brothers being a bitch

Burning Spice: ew

Burning Spice: Sugar lips? YUCK

Golden Cheese: ahem

Golden Cheese: who was the one that called Elder Faerie their so called: "FaeFae"?

Burning Spice: that ones more tame than whatever "sugar lips" is what are you? In 2018?

Golden Cheese: says the one listening to gacha songs

Burning Spice: HEY THOSE ARE BOPS YOU CAN'T DENY THAT

Golden Cheese: honestly, cant lie, the devil's don't fly song is pretty solid

Burning Spice: right??? You get it

Eternal Sugar: I like the song tears of gold

Eternal Sugar: reminds me of my precious Goldie~

Golden Cheese: shucks (≧◡≦)💕

Burning Spice: cringe lesbians

Eternal Sugar: awhhh

Eternal Sugar: Mad that Elder Faerie doesn't act like that with youuuu~?

Burning Spice: I'm really tempted to rip YOUR wings off

Golden Cheese: HEY LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS

Eternal Sugar: I'll tell Mimi if you even try~

Burning Spice: FUCK

Burning Spice: MY WEAKNESS

Burning Spice: ANGRY BIPOLAR COOKIES

Burning Spice: you win this time abandonment issues

Eternal Sugar: lolololololol!!!

Golden Cheese: so anyways who wanna play dti with me?

Eternal Sugar: me!!!

Burning Spice: yk what sure I don't have anything to do rn

Hollyberry: did I hear dti?

Golden Cheese: you bet homegirl

Hollyberry: count me in!!

Golden Cheese: alr, join me

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[Private chat between White Lily & Silent Salt]

Silent Salt: am I annoying?

White Lily: what

Silent Salt deleted a message 1s ago

Silent Salt: sorry

White Lily: no

White Lily: talk

White Lily: what's wrong?

Silent Salt: it's dumb

White Lily: no it's not

Silent Salt: I

Silent Salt: I wanna talk on the GC but like

Silent Salt: I see the others having fun without me involved and I like..

Silent Salt: idk

Silent Salt: feel like their better off without me involved?

Silent Salt: I mean I know some of the others don't talk in the GC a lot but

Silent Salt: even they somehow find themselves involved in some of the conversations and I.. Don't know how to do that

Silent Salt: is it a stretch to say I feel left out?

White Lily: not at all

White Lily: I'm not really good at comforting

White Lily: but your feelings are SO valid just know that

White Lily: I have problems with socializing too sometimes

White Lily: even if its with close friends

White Lily: so what you're feeling is completely understandable

White Lily: it's not dumb

White Lily: and it's not stupid to feel like that

White Lily: no matter what, ok?

Silent Salt: ok

Silent Salt: thanks Lily

White Lily: np

White Lily: wanna join the dti run the others are doing?

White Lily: if not we could play something else ourselves like Minecraft or hello kitty island

Silent Salt: I wanna play dti

Silent Salt: haven't played it in a while

White Lily: alright!

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White Lily replied to Golden Cheese: so anyways who wanna play dti with me?

Can me and @Silent Salt join?

Golden Cheese: do you even need to ask? OFCCCCC anyone can join!!

Golden Cheese: wait I don't think I have Salt friended on roblox

Silent Salt: I can send it to you

Golden Cheese: yeah that'll be great!

Golden Cheese: just accept the request with the user: TheRadianc3Soverign_

Silent Salt: ok

Silent Salt: I accepted

Golden Cheese: alright you two Get in!

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White Lily: i feld liek sshfit

Burning Spice: what

Hollyberry: you ok, dear?

Hollyberry: do you have a fever?

White Lily: mmaycbe idk

White Lily: I cwant see shift

White Lily: bkuri

Hollyberry: maybe you shouldn't have your phone screen so brightly

Hollyberry: did you take any medicine?

White Lily: nko

White Lily: nio

White Lily: nlo

White Lily: wgaht the fyuk

White Lily:

White Lily: fuck I sncweezed

Hollyberry: ok dear

Hollyberry: is Nilla nearby?

Hollyberry: or the other one?

White Lily: nop

White Lily: theire one a dwat

White Lily: bate*

White Lily: sate*

White Lily: \*€|€,^,€|€|€||£\+[+|¥+

White Lily: akzididnsowks

Hollyberry: ok calm down

Burning Spice: lemon tea

Burning Spice: with lime

Burning Spice: that helps

Burning Spice: I think

White Lily: ew

White Lily: no

Hollyberry: do you have a bad cough?

White Lily: nooo

White Lily: fever

White Lily: sticky nose

White Lily:

White Lily: fel liek m bout to sneze ten times

Hollyberry: ok honey, take some cough medicine

White Lily: huh

Burning Spice: I feel like typing isn't helping

Hollyberry: right

Hollyberry: who should we call

Burning Spice:i know

Burning Spice: @Mystic Flour

Burning Spice: you're a healer and shit

Mystic Flour: I don't see how that correlates but ok

Mystic Flour: I'm not really nearby and the walk would take a while

Mystic Flour: unless Lily can somehow teleport here like she somehow teleported from beast yeast to cris-...

Mystic Flour: how

Burning Spice: she somehow teleported didn't she

Mystic Flour: yep

Burning Spice: welp we'll talk about that another day

Burning Spice: just do your healer shit

Mystic Flour: sure whatever

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Shadow Milk: heyyy

Shadow Milk: sooo

Shadow Milk: what's it called if you like- if you like being the opposite gender on some days and on other days you like being yourself and on other days it can sometimes change throughout the day and like uhmmm idk Im just having a bit of a crisis yk ahhhh probably will delete later idk

Shadow Milk: yk asking for a friend ofc

Shadow Milk: totally yk

Burning Spice: what friends

Shadow Milk: FUCK YOU

Mystic Flour: Genderfluid

Shadow Milk: oh

Shadow Milk: I see

Shadow Milk: soooo

Shadow Milk: if I were to turn into my girl form and use feminine pronouns one day

Shadow Milk: it'd be ok?

Mystic Flour: Mhm

Burning Spice: totally vro

Shadow Milk: and if I suddenly wanted to use other pronouns later that day? That's be fine too?

Burning Spice: yeah totally be who you r fr fr

Shadow Milk: ok

Shadow Milk: but what if I'm like

Shadow Milk: unlikeable to my Wifey and Hubby

Shadow Milk: like

Shadow Milk: what if they don't like me if I'm the opposite gender

Burning Spice: first off

Burning Spice: PVs a guy and he's dating you AND White Lily who might I add is definitely a girl(from what I know)

Mystic Flour: plus, Golden Cheese said her and Lily were dating at some point

Shadow Milk: WHAT

Mystic Flour: yeah

Mystic Flour: but they broke it off Bc they were better off friends

Burning Spice: they broke up before the DF War right?

Mystic Flour: yep

Burning Spice: cool cool

Burning Spice: otherwise it'd be really more awk then it is already

Shadow Milk: how

Shadow Milk: how come I didn't know about this???

Shadow Milk: Does NILLY know about that???

Burning Spice: I think vro

Shadow Milk: WHAT THE FUCK VRO

Mystic Flour: Cacao said he and Nilla tried dating for a few days

Shadow Milk: WHAT

Burning Spice: HUH???

Mystic Flour: yeah it didn't last long

Mystic Flour: lasted for like a week

Mystic Flour: from what my warrior told me

Burning Spice: crazy lore drop vro

Shadow Milk: HOW AM I JUST NOW LEARNING ABOUT MY OWN PARTNERS EXES VRO-

Mystic Flour: skill issue

Shadow Milk: FUCK YOU

Burning Spice: is there any other crazy lore we don't know about?

Shadow Milk: WE? you knew about Lily and that FUCKASS cheese bird being exes!?

Burning Spice: yeah but the other one I didn't so

Mystic Flour: no

Mystic Flour:

Mystic Flour: @Burning Spice

Burning Spice: what

Mystic Flour: did you know that Shadow had a crush on Elder Faerie before

Burning Spice: WHAT

Shadow Milk: THAT WAS IN THE PAST

Burning Spice: YOU FUCKING WHAT

Shadow Milk: IT'S TRUE BUT- BUT!!! I BACKED OFF AFTER YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED HIM OK! I HAD NO PLANS ON MAKING A MOVE

Burning Spice: YOU JUST SAID "BACKED OFF" WHICH MEANS YOU WERE PLANNING ON CONFESSING ONE DAY YOU BITCH-

Shadow Milk: OK LISTEN IT WAS JUST A ONE TIME THING

Shadow Milk: I AM A TAKEN MAN(?) WITH A BEAUTIFUL WIFEY AND A FUCKASS HUSBAND

Burning Spice: HOW DARE YOU EVEN LOOK AT MY FAE WITH A LOOK OF LONGING

Shadow Milk: I JUST SAID ITS ALL IN THE PAST

Mystic Flour: I love causing drama

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Mystic Flour: hate my fucking life

Eternal Sugar: What's wrong Mimi?

Burning Spice: u ok?

Shadow Milk: woaaah Mimi cursing in 4k!?

Mystic Flour: hate my life hate my life hate my life hate my life hate my life hate my life

Shadow Milk: ok we get it

Eternal Sugar: What happened Sissy?

Mystic Flour: a lot

Burning Spice: rewind a bit

Burning Spice: why so grumpy?

Mystic Flour: this morning I went to take a walk in the market

Mystic Flour: nothing special

Mystic Flour: then a fucking jacket hit my left eye

Mystic Flour: someone threw it, on accident

Mystic Flour: but it still hurt

Mystic Flour: and the best fucking part of it the bitch who did it didn't fucking apologize

Mystic Flour: just took the fucking jacket back and ran off

Mystic Flour: didn't take it seriously

Burning Spice: you should've

Shadow Milk: the audacity

Eternal Sugar: why didnt you say anything???

Mystic Flour: didn't feel like it

Mystic Flour: so my eye was sorta tearing up

Mystic Flour: I rubbed it a few times and even soothe it with healing and it calmed down a bit

Mystic Flour: didn't take it too hard

Mystic Flour: would've liked a fucking apology from that dickwad but yk

Burning Spice: should've yelled at them

Mystic Flour: yeah I shouldve

Mystic Flour: then my day keeps doing yk nothing bad except that little mishap

Mystic Flour: when I was about time return home

Mystic Flour: a fucking ball hit my head

Mystic Flour: the person who threw it apologized this time so I guess it wasn't that bad

Mystic Flour: but a few hours later

Mystic Flour: my eye starts feeling itchy and teary

Mystic Flour: and now I have a fucking headache

Eternal Sugar: awhh Mimi, want me to come over?

Mystic Flour: appreciate the concern but I fear If one more person that's not my children and wonderful husband comes near me I might just crash out

Mystic Flour: and not prettily

Eternal Sugar: oh

Shadow Milk: so did you try to soothe the pain again

Mystic Flour: no

Mystic Flour: I just wanna wrap myself in a cocoon again and never wake up

Mystic Flour: I hate my fucking life

Mystic Flour: I hate these stupid people

Mystic Flour: I wanna be hugged so badly it's not even funny

Mystic Flour: where the fuck is my husband

Eternal Sugar: welp

Eternal Sugar: we know what we gotta do

Burning Spice: @Dark Cacao

Burning Spice: go Comfort Mimi or no knees for you‼️‼️

Dark Cacao: what

Mystic Flour: Cacao.. :((

Dark Cacao: oh

Dark Cacao: where r u

Mystic Flour: in our room

Dark Cacao: comin, Honey

Mystic Flour: yay💞

Shadow Milk: this is so domestic

Shadow Milk: never in my life would I see something so domestic with Mimi vro🫥

Eternal Sugar: it's cute tho!!

Burning Spice: me with my FaeFae❤️

Shadow Milk: no one cares

Burning Spice: Remember when you made a shrine of Truthless Recluse

Eternal Sugar: excuse me vro..

Shadow Milk: that

Shadow Milk: was for the shits and giggles

Burning Spice: and when you made a two wattpad roleplay accs and posted fanfics of Shadow Milk x Truthless Recluse

Burning Spice: with smut chapters

Shadow Milk: SHHHHHHHHHH

Shadow Milk: DELETE

Shadow Milk: DELETE RN

Eternal Sugar: EXCUSE ME VRO????

Eternal Sugar: I'M SCREENSHOTING THIS SHIT

Shadow Milk: BITCH

Shadow Milk: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

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Eternal Sugar: @Shadow Milk @Mystic Flour @Burning Spice @Silent Salt

Eternal Sugar: Self care day bitches!!

Eternal Sugar: My garden at the hot springs at 2pm!!!

Eternal Sugar: no excuses!!!

Shadow Milk: no

Eternal Sugar: yes

Mystic Flour: I'm really busy

Eternal Sugar: bullshit❤️❤️

Burning Spice: I don't want to go

Eternal Sugar: idgaf!!!

Silent Salt: can I bring Missy

Eternal Sugar: OFCCCC!!! I MISS HER SMMMMM!! IS SHE STILL CHONKY???

Silent Salt: Mhm

Eternal Sugar: AWHHHHHH

Shadow Milk: what if I just skip this day

Eternal Sugar: no

Eternal Sugar: we are having the self care days Whether you LIKE IT OR NOT!!

Mystic Flour: I truly mean it when I say I'm busy

Eternal Sugar: no

Mystic Flour: I mean it Sugar

Eternal Sugar: show what you're doing then

Mystic Flour:

Mystic Flour: well played

Eternal Sugar: hehe

Burning Spice: I don't wanna go

Eternal Sugar: too bad

Burning Spice: no

Eternal Sugar: have you been taking breaks?

Burning Spice: off topic but yeah

Eternal Sugar: I mean Binder breaks BTW

Burning Spice: ...

Eternal Sugar: Spice...

Shadow Milk: Really vro?

Mystic Flour: Burning Spice Cookie.

Burning Spice: I'M MY DEFENSE I TECHNICALLY TAKE THEM OFF WHEN I'M GONNA SLEEP SO-

Silent Salt: that's not safe to keep them on for so long.. 

Silent Salt: you can complicate your lungs and have muscle pains

Eternal Sugar: exactly.

Eternal Sugar: you get your ass right here this instant

Burning Spice: fuck no

Eternal Sugar: oh really?

Eternal Sugar: bet

Eternal Sugar: @Elder Faerie

Burning Spice: WAIT

Burning Spice: WAITWAITIWASJOKEING-

Elder Faerie: ?

Eternal Sugar: scroll up

Elder Faerie: why

Eternal Sugar: Just do it

Burning Spice: DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING SHE SAYS ISTG-

Elder Faerie: ...

Elder Faerie: Burning Spice Cookie.

Burning Spice: FaeFae I can explain

Elder Faerie: you will come here this instant

Burning Spice: but

Elder Faerie: now.

Burning Spice: alright

Elder Faerie: good

Eternal Sugar: don't forget!! 2pm at my garden!!!

Burning Spice: screw you

Mystic Flour: I'm bringing Cacao btw

Mystic Flour: he needs the day off

Eternal Sugar: yeah sure totally

Shadow Milk: ewwww don't bring that bozo

Mystic Flour: how dare you

Shadow Milk: boooo

Eternal Sugar: Lily's aloud to come aswell!

Shadow Milk: yk what, bring the bozo all you want

Shadow Milk: my queens more important❤️❤️❤️

Mystic Flour: simp

Shadow Milk: and proud💞

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Burning Spice: periods are a messy BITCH ISTG-

Shadow Milk: real

Burning Spice: BITCH YOU DON'T EVEN GET PERIODS

Shadow Milk: well damn

Shadow Milk: excuse me for being an empath

Burning Spice: empath my ass

Burning Spice: you laughed in Sugars face when she cried about her and her dumbass situationship with Hollyberry failing

Burning Spice: cut the fucking bullshit

Shadow Milk: well

Shadow Milk: it was really funny

Burning Spice: MAN SYBAU

Burning Spice: THESE CRAMPS ARE A BITCH

Burning Spice: IM HUNGRY

Burning Spice: AND I WANT TO JUST RELAX

Burning Spice: BUT YOU'RE BEING A PISSY BITCH THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COMFORT SOMEONE

Burning Spice: BITCH START LEARNING HOW TO LOVE YOURSELF BEFORE YAPPING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S LOVE LIFE

Shadow Milk: Well DAMN???

Shadow Milk: who hurt you vro????

Shadow Milk: messy bitch

Shadow Milk: hope you get fucking divorced ho

Burning Spice: I SWEAR TO WBXDBCUBDUXBXUDBX-

Burning Spice: FUCK YOU

Burning Spice: DIE

Burning Spice: KYS

Burning Spice: FUCK YOURSELF

Burning Spice: SCREW YOU

Shadow Milk: ok maybe I went too far

Burning Spice: KYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYS!!!!

Burning Spice: DIE

Shadow Milk: ermmmmmm

Shadow Milk: @Elder Faerie

Burning Spice: OH SO YOU'RE GONNA HIDE BEHIND MY OWN HUSBAND? 

Burning Spice: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

Burning Spice: WHORE

Burning Spice: I BET YOU WANTED TO STEAL HIM FROM ME THE MOMENT WE GOT TOGETHER HUH!?!?????

Burning Spice: BET YOU WANTED TO BE HOMEWRECKER LIKE THE MESSY BITCH YOU ARE!!!

Elder Faerie: love..

Burning Spice: WHAT 

Elder Faerie: calm down

Burning Spice: I CAN'T BC OF THIS FUCKING BITCH

Elder Faerie: Shadow Milk may have said some things that shouldn't have been said

Elder Faerie: but you shouldn't have responded so aggressively

Burning Spice: aggressively?

Burning Spice: AGGRESSIVELY!?

Burning Spice: I'LL SHOW YOU AGGRESSIVE ONCE YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS TRENCH ASS WHORE

Elder Faerie: ...

Elder Faerie: Burning Spice Cookie.

Burning Spice: what

Elder Faerie: I understand your upset

Elder Faerie: you don't need to yell- or, write in all caps

Elder Faerie: how about I go over to your room and spend some time with you so you can cool down

Elder Faerie: then you can rethink what you said and apologize to Shadow Milk, yeah?

Burning Spice: don't talk to me like that

Elder Faerie: I'll bring some of your favorite sweets and even make some warm hot chocolate

Burning Spice:

Burning Spice: cmere

Elder Faerie: good boy

Shadow Milk: EW

Shadow Milk: YUCK

Shadow Milk: THE DOMESTIC MOMENT WAS SICKENING ENOUGH BUT NOW THAT!?

Shadow Milk: EWWWW EW EWEEWWEWWEWWWWWWWW

Pitaya: skill issue vro

Shadow Milk: BITCH WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE!? YOU'RE NOT EVEN ONLINE MOST OF THE TIME-

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Eternal Sugar: I feel like shit

Eternal Sugar: being a woman sucks

Eternal Sugar: I hate being a woman sometimes

Burning Spice: what's up hmg

Eternal Sugar: cramps

Burning Spice: oh boy

Eternal Sugar: I'm really sad too

Burning Spice: wsp

Eternal Sugar: check dms

Burning Spice: Kay

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[Private chat with Burning Spice and Eternal Sugar]

Burning Spice: spill

Eternal Sugar: I just

Eternal Sugar: I feel a lot of hatred for my body and it's inability to properly provide a child

Eternal Sugar: I dunno

Eternal Sugar: I know my dough is just too sweet to make a baby and yeah that's sad and all

Eternal Sugar: but the fact that my body has to constantly remind me of how I'm incapable of having my own family like actual jam and all for life

Eternal Sugar: like

Eternal Sugar: it's like a cruel reminder of what I can never have

Burning Spice: right

Burning Spice: don't wanna be mean but

Burning Spice: you're still upset over the fact?

Eternal Sugar: no, not as much anymore

Eternal Sugar: but I still get sad thinking about it

Burning Spice: understandable

Burning Spice: tbh I don't know how to comfort you bc I don't really have this issue

Eternal Sugar: ik

Eternal Sugar: it's nice to get it all out so you did help by listening

Burning Spice: yeah

Burning Spice: I'm very good at that

Eternal Sugar: Mhm

Burning Spice: so

Burning Spice: cramps are being a Bitch to you huh?

Eternal Sugar: omg yes

Eternal Sugar: they're always strong the first days

Burning Spice: relatable

Burning Spice: go get some warm blankets and a heating pad, sister

Burning Spice: oh and hot cocoa does wonders

Eternal Sugar: ooooo~ hot cocoa does sound nice

Eternal Sugar: ugh I always feel so sticky and icky the first days

Burning Spice: trueee

Burning Spice: that's why I always find myself constantly taking a bath before changing pads

Eternal Sugar: same

Eternal Sugar: now that you mention it

Eternal Sugar: a warm bath sounds so nice rn

Eternal Sugar: aghhh I wish Goldie was in my garden :((((

Eternal Sugar: sighhh but ofc she's kinds busy sooo

Burning Spice: pft

Burning Spice: her?

Burning Spice: busy for you?

Burning Spice: please, just call her up and say you miss her and she'll come bolting through your rooms door

Eternal Sugar: true

Eternal Sugar: but I feel bad bothering her :(

Burning Spice: for you, she'll never be bothered even for a bit

Burning Spice: she's the second most simpiest cookie I've ever met

Burning Spice: the first being Shadow because goddamn does he sure annoy with his simping for White Lily

Burning Spice: why the sudden switch up now that I think about it?

Burning Spice: first he was simping over the Truthless fellow but now he's simping lots for Lily

Eternal Sugar: he's still petty Pure Vanilla managed to deceive him

Burning Spice: oh

Burning Spice: loser

Eternal Sugar: ikr

Burning Spice: wanna play hello kitty island?

Eternal Sugar: yes!!!

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Shadow Milk: I feel like someone called me a loser behind my back

Mystic Flour: not surprising

Shadow Milk: I bet it was you

Mystic Flour: I wish

Shadow Milk: you WISH?

Shadow Milk: BITCH what

Mystic Flour: hm?

Shadow Milk: I'd slap you if only you didn't have such a fierce guard dog shaped cookie

Dark Cacao: ahem

Shadow Milk: AH 😱

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Shadow Milk: I am SO done

Shadow Milk: I'm done with all this

Shadow Milk: done with life

Shadow Milk: done with everything

Shadow Milk: UGHHHHHHHHH

Shadow Milk: I HATE MY LIFE OMFG-

Shadow Milk: I'D RATHER STAY IN THAT FUCKASS TREE THAN BE BREATHING RN

Shadow Milk: I WANNA KMSSSSSS

Burning Spice: what the fuck happened now

Shadow Milk: KYS

Burning Spice: ok damn

Shadow Milk: SCREW YOU

Burning Spice: screw you too vro

Eternal Sugar: what's wrong Shadow?

Shadow Milk: DIE

Eternal Sugar: I didn't do anything damn

Shadow Milk: HATE YOU AND YOU CRYING OVER YOUR SITUANSHIP

Eternal Sugar: well DAMN

Eternal Sugar: fuck you too then

White Lily: what the helly

Shadow Milk: Lily :(((((....

Eternal Sugar: oh but you suddenly turn soft for your girlfriend now? Huh?

Eternal Sugar: ok I see the favoritism

Eternal Sugar: fucking bitch

White Lily: Dowdow

White Lily: what's wrong bby

Shadow Milk: I don't know

Shadow Milk: I feel so tired

Shadow Milk: I wanna throw shit around and throw a tantrum or smth

Shadow Milk: istg it's annoying 

White Lily: did you break something?

Shadow Milk: no?

White Lily: ...

Shadow Milk: maybe

White Lily: sighhhh

White Lily: where r you?

Shadow Milk: not telling

White Lily: sighhhhhh

White Lily: @Pure Vanilla

Pure Vanilla: yes?

Burning Spice: it's like these two simps have a sixth sense for you damn-

White Lily: Nilla, could you please help me find Dowdow?

White Lily: like

White Lily: distract him while I go look for him or smth

Pure Vanilla: of course dear

Burning Spice: eughhhh

Burning Spice: cringe

Shadow Milk: YOU'RE CRINGE

Pure Vanilla: Now now

Pure Vanilla: that's not how we talk to other cookies, bluebird

Shadow Milk: idc

Shadow Milk: he pisses me off

Pure Vanilla: maybe so

Pure Vanilla: but we treat others with respect

Shadow Milk: no

Pure Vanilla: and why not?

Shadow Milk: cuz I don't wanna

Pure Vanilla: hmm

Pure Vanilla: but you don't like when you're talked back to badly right?

Shadow Milk: no

Pure Vanilla: so why do it to others?

Shadow Milk: idk

Burning Spice: this feels like a kids show

Shadow Milk: SHUT UP

Burning Spice: nu-uh

Shadow Milk: YEAH HUH

Burning Spice: nu-uh

Shadow Milk: YEAH HUH

Shadow Milk: GO AWAY

Pure Vanilla: Bluebird...

Shadow Milk: IDC

Shadow Milk: HE MEAN

Pure Vanilla: sighh

Pure Vanilla: and here I thought I was gonna take you for a walk later

Shadow Milk: wha

Pure Vanilla: buuut If you're gonna be bad

Pure Vanilla: then I guess no walk for you

Shadow Milk: WHA

Shadow Milk: NO FAIR >:(

Pure Vanilla: really? Last time I checked only good cookies could go for walks

Shadow Milk: but

Shadow Milk: I good.. :((

Pure Vanilla: good cookies don't yell at others, Bluebird

Shadow Milk: but...

Pure Vanilla: how about you apologize to Spice and then I'll consider taking you for a walk

Pure Vanilla: yeah?

Shadow Milk: ...

Shadow Milk: I sorry Cecee..

Burning Spice: yeah no worries

Burning Spice: I kinda wanted to piss you off anyways

Pure Vanilla: and I believe Spice also has to apologize otherwise I have to call a certain Faerie-

Burning Spice: SHHHHH

Burning Spice: what I was gonna say

Burning Spice: I

Burning Spice: apologize for trying to piss you off

Shadow Milk: mnnnnn

Shadow Milk: okie

Shadow Milk: :>

White Lily: found him!

White Lily: he was hidden in the kitchen

Pure Vanilla: what was he doing?

White Lily: eating some raw eggs

Pure Vanilla: excuse me

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Silent Salt: I love my pets

Silent Salt sent 2 Images

Silent Salt: My horsie and Kitty💜💜

Shadow Milk: femboy

Silent Salt: :(

Shadow Milk: no wait im sorry

Silent Salt: *Cries

Shadow Milk: SISI WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT-

Silent Salt: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shadow Milk: SHIT-

White Lily: ahem

Shadow Milk: Wifey I can explain

White Lily: apologize

Shadow Milk: yes ma'am

Shadow Milk: @Silent Salt I'm so sorry Sisi I didn't mean it💜💜💜

Silent Salt: hm

Silent Salt: Nah uh

Shadow Milk: BITCH WHA-

White Lily: banned

White Lily muted Shadow Milk for 1 hour

Hollyberry: imagine getting mutted

White Lily: he deserved it

Silent Salt: Lili can we go get some burger king

White Lily: Sure!

White Lily: I'll come pick you up

Silent Salt: no need

Silent Salt: Horsie is coming

White Lily: oh

White Lily: alright then!!

Hollyberry: now that's living life right there

Hollyberry: bringing your horse to burger king on a normal Sunday

Hollyberry: wish that was me

Pitaya: hi

Hollyberry: TAYA!💗💗

Hollyberry: let's go to McDonald's my love!

Pitaya: Oki

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[Private Messages between Golden Cheese and Mystic Flour]

Golden Cheese: HEYYY

Mystic Flour: wrong number

Golden Cheese: no this is intentional

Mystic Flour: ah

Mystic Flour: what do you need

Golden Cheese: so uhmmm

Golden Cheese: do i

Golden Cheese: can I ask for your blessings???

Mystic Flour: I don't really do wishes anymore

Golden Cheese: not that kind

Mystic Flour: oh

Mystic Flour: why me?

Golden Cheese: I mean

Golden Cheese: between you and the jester

Golden Cheese: you're the most sane option

Mystic Flour: why are you asking

Golden Cheese: cause like..

Golden Cheese: all of us are basically orphans

Golden Cheese: and unless you count the witches as parents

Golden Cheese: I can't really ask them so-

Mystic Flour: fair

Golden Cheese: soooo

Golden Cheese: can I have your blessing for Sugars hand in Marriage?

Mystic Flour: go ahead

Mystic Flour: make sure to care for her

Golden Cheese: I will, dw

Golden Cheese: so we cool?

Mystic Flour: yep

Golden Cheese: cool

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[Private Messages between Golden Cheese and Elder Faerie]

Golden Cheese: HEYYYY

Elder Faerie: if this isn't for work related reasons or an emergency I cannot answer right now

Elder Faerie: and maybe more at a more appropriate time as it's currently 4am

Golden Cheese: no wait it's it's quick question I promise

Elder Faerie: like I said-

Golden Cheese: how'd you figure out when's the right time to propose to That numbchuck Burning Spice???? 

Elder Faerie: ... What

Golden Cheese: how'd you know when to propose??? 

Elder Faerie: that's a very packaged question 

Golden Cheese: pls answer

Golden Cheese: I'm planning on proposing

Golden Cheese: but like

Golden Cheese: idk I don't wanna rush things or anything 

Elder Faerie: it honestly depends on how you both feel

Elder Faerie: maybe talk to Sugar about it? 

Elder Faerie: has she expressed interest in getting married anytime soon? 

Golden Cheese: yeah

Golden Cheese: but I feel like I might pressure her if I come off too strong-

Golden Cheese: ik it's probably dumb but I don't want her to feel as if I'm rushing her or anything 

Elder Faerie: that's very thoughtful of you

Elder Faerie: for me, I thought to propose on the day me and Spice first started courting each other

Elder Faerie: while it may be cheesy at first(don't you dare say it) it's the thought that counts

Elder Faerie: Spice likes when I do romantic gestures even when I don't mean to so I thought that'd be something he'd enjoy

Golden Cheese: that's so cringe

Elder Faerie: think of it as you may

Elder Faerie: was that not the advice you wanted? 

Golden Cheese: well 

Golden Cheese: touché 

Golden Cheese: I just want it to be special 

Golden Cheese: she means so much to me I don't want to drive her away

Elder Faerie: do not feel as if she'll drift away

Elder Faerie: if she's not ready she'll make sure to tell you

Elder Faerie: just go with your heart, as cringe as that sounds, it's the only saying I can go with

Golden Cheese: sighhhhh

Golden Cheese: ddhdihud

Golden Cheese: I'm gonna propose sometime next week

Golden Cheese: so

Golden Cheese: can you like

Golden Cheese: be there for emotional support 

Golden Cheese: like

Golden Cheese: a few feet away

Golden Cheese: and maybe record it if you can

Golden Cheese: to show to the others

Elder Faerie: I'll see if I can fit it into my schedule 

Golden Cheese: thanks pookie

Elder Faerie: do not ever refer to me as that ever again in your life

Elder Faerie: now go to bed 

Golden Cheese: damn ok

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Shadow Milk: @Silent Salt

Shadow Milk: TURN OFF YOUR STUPID HAUNTED ALARM CLOCK!!! I CAN HEAR IT ALL THE WAY HERE FROM CRISPIA!!!!! 

Silent Salt: it's not that loud

Shadow Milk: I swear to the witches if that alarm isn't off in two minutes i WILL steal that stupid horse of yours

Silent Salt: no

Shadow Milk: yes

Silent Salt: no

Shadow Milk: yes

Eternal Sugar: SHUT THE FUCKBUP!!!!!!!! 

Enternal Sugar: IT'S FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!

Shadow Milk: FUCK YOU 

Eternal Sugar: ... 

Eternal Sugar: five minutes 

Shadow Milk: oh fuck-