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Part 1 of Group chat chaos
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Published:
2025-07-02
Updated:
2025-09-12
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2/?
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Insanity is this group chat

Summary:

Group chat fic of our favorite batch!
From Pre-Echo all the way to (hopefully) S3!

Notes:
Tech will not permanently die
Echo tried to keep the order but obviously gives up(not important really lol)
Crosshair kept the chat even in the empire
There will be angst
Echo is the oldest Tech is the youngest
Crosshair likes to start fights
Some chats will be during canon episodes
Just sit back and enjoy whatever my brain comes up with

Notes:

If it’s not obvious there will be swearing in this (Crosshairs in the chat. Need I say more?)

Physical Ages:
Hunter-24
Wrecker-23
Crosshair-21
Tech-19

Might be OOC
Hunter constantly wonders why tf they decide to text during missions
Honestly Crosshair does it to fuck with him

Set right before saving Echo

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Honestly, Why are you online?!

Chapter Text

Hunter:That’s it I’m so fucking done!

Tech:I feel as though I’m missing something crutual

Crosshair:Just Hunter being a baby.😏

Crosshair:It’s not like anyone got hurt

Hunter:A reg nearly got blown to bits???

Crosshair:Nobody Important got hurt🙄

Crosshair:Better?😁

Hunter:fgniecjejfrxwxnkrdgg!?;!!

Tech: Apologies I do not understand what your saying-

Hunter:I’m going to throttle you Cross😡

Crosshair:Fight me bitch👊

Wrecker:Guys how about you take a break from eachother ???😰

Tech:Agreed, Quickly before we’re needed once more🫤

Hunter:We ARE needed again 

Hunter:Which I would have gotten to if Crosshair and Wrecker hadn’t gotten us in trouble by nearly killing a reg!

Crosshair:Big kriffing deal

Crosshair:He should of payed attention

Hunter:😤😮‍💨

Crosshair:🥺🥱

Tech:🤦Hunter? You were explaining that we have a new mission?

Hunter:Right… Pack it up boys we’re going to Anaxses 

Tech:Curious, I assume it’s because the republic is losing it?

Crosshair:So we have to save regs. Again. Figures😒

Wrecker:Does this mean I get to blow something up?🤩

Hunter:1. I don’t know Tech all I know right now is that Commander Cody sent for us 2. Shut up Crosshair 3. Wrecker- sigh Probably 

Crosshair:😒🖕

Tech: Understood😐

Wrecker:Ah yes!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

Hunter:😮‍💨 best behavior you three, got it?

Crosshair:Sir yes sir😏🫡

Tech:Affirmative Hunter

Wrecker:Got it sarge😁

 

[Crosshair private messaged Wrecker]

Crosshair:Torment the regs?

Wrecker:Wont Hunter be mad?

Crosshair: for 5 minutes

Wrecker: Uh…

Crosshair:Payback for them yelling at Tech last time

Wrecker:I’m in.

Crosshair:😈

Wrecker:😇😆

Crosshair:Don’t tell Hunter our plans🫵

Wrecker:Got it🫡

 

In the marauder

 

Hunter pauses cleaning knife 

“Why do I get the feeling their plotting something…” Hunter mumbles rubbing a hand over his face.

Chapter 2: Fire 🔥

Summary:

Techs newest project has an issue

 

It’s on fire.

Notes:

This is honestly just for fun and giggles
But hey if you guys enjoy it!
Every comment gives me motivation to write
Unless it’s cruel
Then I’ll just ignore this exists for awhile😂
Side note:Yes the chat style is different
I will be trying out different kinds until I am happy with it

Ps:I loved getting your guys comments last chapter

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[Bad Batchers chat]

[Hunter has logged on]

Hunter:TECH!!!!!!

[Crosshair has logged on]
[Wrecker has logged on]

Crosshair:Now I’m curious

Crosshair:What did our Vod’ika do😈

Wrecker:LOL 🤪

Hunter:That little shit 

Hunter:His f**king gadget or whatever it is set my knife on fire!

Crosshair:…

Crosshair:One. Did you just censor yourself-

Crosshair: and 2 How does a knife set of fire????🤔

Hunter:Ask him that!!!! 

Hunter:It’s all bent and out of shape now!🤬

Wrecker:Soooo 

Wrecker:Where is Tech anyway??? He hasn’t logged on🤔

Crosshair:Probably avoiding Hunter🫤

Crosshair:And sleep. Like the little insomniac he is😮‍💨

Hunter:D***it!!


Crosshair:Still censoring yourself. Wonderful just another day with the oh so pure Hunter🙄

Hunter:Cross shut your mouth😤

Crosshair:Make me Sarge😊🖕

Hunter:heheuenurbdjdb!!!!!!!!!!

Wrecker:Oh he’s pissed🫢

Wrecker:Was it the fire or the Sniperass

Crosshair:🖕🖕🖕

Hunter:Both😮‍💨

[Tech has logged on]
Tech:Ah Hello

Tech:Apologies I was assisting with the regs comm system

Tech:It was a simple error that they did not notice

Hunter:F**king finally Tech

Hunter:I had to put out a d*nm fire because of you!

Tech:…. Why are you censoring-

Hunter:ENOUGH ABOUT ME CENSORING MY FORCE

Crosshair: Lmao, Cant take honesty

Hunter:And you can’t take ass

Crosshair:😮

Crosshair🤬🖕🖕🖕🖕

Wrecker:What….

Tech:I do not want to be a part of….

Tech:This🫤

Wrecker:Yea I’m out😊👋

[Wrecker has logged out]

Crosshair:Cant handle the heat hm?🔥

Hunter:More like that can’t handle hearing your voice🙄

Crosshair:With all die respect

Crosshair:Fuck off🖕

Tech:Was that a typo or intentional?

Crosshair:I will never tell

Hunter:🤦‍♂️
Hunter:Tech just come and fix my knife

Tech:Understood

Tech:I am on my way

[Tech has logged off]
Hunter:Thank the force…

Hunter:I am done with this today

Crosshair:aw poor little Hunter🥺

Hunter:🖕

[Hunter has logged off]

Crosshair:Ah fuck

Crosshair:Alright guess my enjoyment is over

Crosshair:Pity😔

[Crosshair has logged off]

 

Notes:

I enjoyed writing this lol
What should I do next
A. New chat names
B. Injury recovery
C. Sexuality reveal
Or D. Echo joins the chat
Please comment your thoughts and vote😭

Notes:

Hunter regrets most of his life choices with this chat
Tech multitasking like a pro
Crosshairs goal in life is to annoy Hunter
Wreckers just trying to have fun

 

Hunter is so done with Crosshair rn lol

^w^

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