Archive of Our Own ^beta

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-the SIGMA trio-

badboySUPREME:
GUYS.
GUYS.
HELP

matchmaker💞:
what?
is something wrong leo?
do i need to come over??
hello???

badboySUPREME:
dw pipes its not that again
im fine
its romantic issues

stapleeater:
what does “its not that again” mean leo
im worried
are you okay
leo?

badboySUPREME:
.
im fine
now
anyway..
so pipes help me PLEASE 🙏

matchmaker💞:
okok what what
who do I need to help u w/

badboySUPREME:
sooooooo
uh
guess who has a crush on their bsf ??…
me… 💔

matchmaker💞:
you’re the last one to know.
well second to last
i still don’t think Jason knows

stapleeater:
will you guys be quiet pls
im trying to hangout w Percy & annabeth
feeling very third wheel rn
but wtv
wait what don’t I know

matchmaker💞:
nothing jace 😇
just put ur phone on silent or sm

stapleeater:
alr bye guys have a good day
ttyl

badboySUPREME:
wait.
PIPES.
were you implying I like Jason
.
I DONT LIKE JASON.
I’M NOT GAY

matchmaker💞:
[photo]

badboySUPREME:
SHUT IT
yk what
fine
MAYBE it is Jason..
MAYBE.
PERHAPS.
PERCHANCE.
so uhhh…
uhm…

/matchmaker💞 has created a new chat./

-RIPTIDE (by Vance joy), wisegirl🩶, ghostking, and 3 others-

/matchmaker💞 has renamed the group chat./

-OPERATION: VALGRACE.-

matchmaker💞:
hey guys

ghostking:
why did you add ME into this

matchmaker💞:
chill edge lord
i added your husband too you’re fine
anyways
we need to get Jason and Leo tg
since leo finally realized he has a crush on Jason

RIPTIDE (by Vance joy):
FINALLY OML

matchmaker💞:
IKR
anyways I just wanted to introduce the gc so yeah
bye
ttyl

-badboySUPREME-

badboySUPREME:
I DON’T LIKE JASON.
I’M NOT GAY

matchmaker💞:
bro istg it doesn’t event matter
im a lesbian
and your trans
you’re*
literally almost all of our friends are queer
you’re fine leo

badboySUPREME:
NOPE.
I’M NOT GAY.
I DONT LIKE JASON.

matchmaker💞:
if you’re not gay
why did calypso break up with you
so “you didn’t have to” ?

/badboySUPREME is typing…/

/badboySUPREME is typing…/

/badboySUPREME is typing…/

matchmaker💞:
your silence speaks volumes leo

badboySUPREME:
[photo]

matchmaker💞:
[photo]

badboySUPREME:
fuck you

matchmaker💞:
you know you love me leo
/platonic

badboySUPREME:
so..
the weather

matchmaker💞:
Leo if you admit you are gay for Jace I’ll help you bag him

badboySUPREME:
not happening.
.
oh fuck it
I need that man so badly gng
pls help

matchmaker💞:
okay now we’re getting somewhere

/matchmaker💞 added badboySUPREME to OPERATION: VALGRACE/

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-OPERATION: VALGRACE.-

RIPTIDE (by Vance Joy):
so what exactly is this
hello
anyone

matchmaker💞:
Percy
I knew you were dumb but not this dumb

wisegirl:
don’t call him dumb

matchmaker💞:
Annie you know it’s true

wisegirl:
yeah but only I get to point it out

matchmaker💞:
uh huh
and you guys aren’t dating

wisegirl:
uh no??

RIPTIDE (by Vance Joy):
than u for defndng me
mu lovrly wufe <3333
thank* defending* my* lovely* wife*
oops

matchmaker💞:
smh.
btw I added leo

badboySUPREME:
yeah
hehe
where’s jason

matchmaker💞:
Leo
we know you want to see your husband
so bad
but sybau
yk what

/matchmaker💞 has renamed badboySUPREME to SIMP/

SIMP:
HEY
THATS MEAN
🙁

matchmaker💞:
wdym it describes u perfectly

SIMP:
🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

sunshine☀️:
maybe we should stop bullying leo guys
maybe?

matchmaker💞:
fine 💔

/matchmaker💞 has renamed SIMP to badboySUPREME/

badboySUPREME:
thank you pipes 🙏🙏

matchmaker💞:
of course Leo 💞💞
anyway
let’s get down to business.
we need to get leo n jason tg
step 1:
is jason gay?
I’ll find out
lemme text him rq

badboySUPREME:
ok bet

-stapleeater-

matchmaker💞:
jason
Jason
Jason
Jason

stapleeater:
yea?

matchmaker💞:
r u gay
do you like men

stapleeater:
I mean I’m achillean so
id say so
i do like men yes

matchmaker💞:
boom shakalaka

stapleeater:
?

matchmaker💞:
don’t ask Jason
hehe
😈

stapleeater:
uhm.

/read/

-OPERATION: VALGRACE.-

matchmaker💞:
OK GUYS
INFO RECEIVED
[photo]

badboySUPREME:
HUZZAH
VICTORY
NOW WHWAT
WHATS STEP TQO
TWO

matchmaker💞:
hmmmm
maybe
we could
subtly
set you guys up on a blind date
and pretend it was a prank
and that you didn’t know about it
😈
foolproof

badboySUPREME:
you’re a genius piper
giggles

ghostking:
shut up guys
please
I swear to the gods you guys are sapping my sanity

sunshine☀️:
hey neeks
btw ill be there in 5
uu weren’t responding to my msgs so

ghostking:
oh sorry sunshine
ok!
talk to you soon ml ❤️

sunshine☀️:
❤️

matchmaker💞:
COUGH
gay people
COUGH
WHO SAID THAT
OMG
WHO SAID THAT
WASNT ME

badboySUPREME:
must’ve been the wind…

matchmaker💞:
anywho
time for stage two of OPERATION VALGRACE
set them up on a blind date hehe

badboySUPREME:
thanks for ur help piper 🙏

matchmaker💞:
of course leo💛💛 /p

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-stapleeater-

matchmaker💞:
hey jace
do you trust me

stapleeater:
i do when you don’t text me that so ominously

matchmaker💞:
anyway
so.
do you t̶r̶s̶u̶t̶ trust me enough to go on a blind date with someone I met [edited]

stapleeater:
..maybe
who is it

matchmaker💞:
it’s gonna be a BLIND date jace
i can’t tell you 🤫

stapleeater:
uhm.
okay..
fine. i trust your judgement piper 💛 /p

matchmaker💞:
💛
/p
anywho bye Jace i have stuff to attend to

stapleeater:
bye !

-badboySUPREME-

badboySUPREME:
what’s 4x10

matchmaker💞:
awww are you trying to do that trend

badboySUPREME:
you overestimate my math skills and how chronically online i am
no, pipes.
what’s 4x10.

matchmaker💞:
tu es tellement stupide Léo
40

badboySUPREME:
what the fuck does that mean
i am not fluent in French like you pipes

matchmaker💞:
nothing
💞

badboySUPREME:
mkayyyyyy
whatever you say piper

matchmaker💞:
I set up the date
for the most part
we need a date and a place

badboySUPREME:
mmm
bowling ?
it’s at the mall near us
a bowling place i mean

matchmaker💞:
ooh mk
I’ll tell jace

-stapleeater-

matchmaker💞:
jaceeeee

stapleeater:
yea pipes?

matchmaker💞:
do you like bowling
?

stapleeater:
I’m not too good but yeah
why?

matchmaker💞:
no reason

stapleeater:
mk
well I’ve gotta go ttyl

matchmaker💞:
baibai

-badboySUPREME-

matchmaker💞:
ok bowling it is
what dates r u free?
ik Jace is free like all summer so

badboySUPREME:
well next week I have a mechanic camp
but other than that I’m free
maybe like August 9th?
That’s a Saturday right?

matchmaker💞:
that could work!
I’ll think it over

-OPERATION: VALGRACE:

matchmaker💞:
okay I set up the date
not gonna tell y’all
cuz I KNOW yall r gonna try to spy
look suspiciously in Percy’s direction

RIPTIDE (by Vance Joy):
hey =(
that’s mean.
I would hever
never

matchmaker💞:
mhm..
anywho
but yes just wanted to update you guys

ghostking:
shut up guys
I’m trying to sleep

matchmaker💞:
it’s 1pm???

ghostking:
and???

matchmaker💞:
🖕🏽

ghostking:
🖕

matchmaker💞:
you still use the yellow emojis?
boomer

ghostking:
fuck you

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-badboySUPREME-

badboySUPREME:
PIPES
GULSP
GULPS
HELP
UHHHHHHH
SO
I JUST ENROLLED TO BE A COUNSELOR AT THIS SUMMER CAMP…
ALL SUMMER…

matchmaker💞:
WHAT.
LEOOOOOOO

badboySUPREME:
IM SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I FORGOT
💔
😭😢

matchmaker💞:
sigh.
let me tell Jason…

/stapleeater/

matchmaker💞:
heyyyy Jace
so yk abt that blind date..?

stapleeater:
yeah
y

matchmaker💞:
he doesn’t have any available dates this summer unfortunately
I’m sorry
he’s kinda stupid
scratch that he’s very stupid

stapleeater:
lmao
it’s fine!
I’ll be available during the school year like…
the 31st?
of October?
I think… lemme check my calendar

matchmaker💞:
ok that works
how do you feel abt haunted houses
?

stapleeater:
yeah I checked that’s like the only day I’m available 💔
I love haunted house actually
they’re super fun
I’d be up for it
=)

matchmaker💞:
okay!!
sounds good!
let me tell him real quick
how about the local Haunted House of Spirits or wtv it’s called?

stapleeater:
okay!

/read/

-badboySUPREME-

matchmaker💞:
Leo you are SO lucky
I rescheduled with Jason
You’re going to a haunted house on the 31st

badboySUPREME:
WHAT
YOU KNOW I SCARE EASILY
PIPERRRRRR

matchmaker💞:
karma bitch
💗

badboySUPREME:
sighhhh
okayyyy
drags feet
sighs
gulps
tell me where n when

matchmaker💞:
okay so it’s at the local Haunted House of Spirits or wtv it’s called
like 8-12 (@ night)
soooo
yea.

badboySUPREME:
sighhhhhhhh
fine I’ll go…
if I embarrass myself in front of Jason pls speak at my funeral

matchmaker💞:
I will!

—-time skip—-

-badboySUPREME-

matchmaker💞:
how are we feeling?? getting closerrr

badboySUPREME:
AAAAHHHH
DONT REMIND MEEE
IM SO NERVOUS
AUSUIWJSNZJISOSOSMSMKSO

matchmaker💞:
chill
just act natural

badboySUPREME:
IDK HOW TO ACT NATURAL
CRIES
SOBS
WEEPS
AAGHHHHHH
AKAISOSJJWOSISNSISSIKSJ

matchmaker💞:
LMAOOOOO

badboySUPREME:
ITS NOT FUNNY PIPER

matchmaker💞:
kinda is, actually..
sorry man
actually I’m not sorry

badboySUPREME:
AUGH

matchmaker💞:
GOODLUCK my man
wish you well
I’ll update soon
maybe
who knows
do good in ur classes
au revoir
ttyl

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-badboySUPREME-

matchmaker💞:
ARE YOU READY!?

badboySUPREME:
no 💔💔
helelppeppwpepp

matchmaker💞:
damn.
skill issue

badboySUPREME:
FUCK YOU PIPER

matchmaker💞:
love u too!!

-OPERATION: VALGRACE-

matchmaker💞:
TODAYS THE DAY FOLKS

RIPTIDE (by Vance Joy):
YAYAYAYAYAY
WAHOO
😋😋
UPDATE US
PSL
AUSIKIWLO3DK

matchmaker💞:
will do!

wisegirl:
tell Leo I hope everything goes well

badboySUPREME:
thank you Annie xxxx /p

wisegirl:
k

Hazel💝:
good luck Leo!!!
you got this 💓

matchmaker💞:
okay.
Leo remember to update us!!

badboySUPREME:
Okay okay
What should I wear

sunshine☀️:
hmmm
maybe a costume or something?
or casual
idk
btw happy Halloween everyone!
is everyone going to Percy’s party today?
minus leo ofc

ghostking:
sure

wisegirl:
I’ll be there!

matchmaker💞:
I’ll be there
But
I can’t guarantee I’ll be there the whole time
I’ll be on call incase something goes awry

RIPTIDE (by Vance Joy):
I’ll b ther obvi
yay
😊

Hazel💝:
I’m going with frank !

canadaman:
yeah I’m going with hazel =)

RIPTIDE (by Vance Joy):
why is your user canadaman??

matchmaker💞:
Don’t ask questions Percy.

RIPTIDE (by Vance Joy):
damn okay

matchmaker💞:
wish Leo luck guys!!

RIPTIDE (by Vance Joy):
GOODLUCKKKK LEEOOOO

/badboySUPREME loved a message/

wisegirl:
good luck leo!

/badboySUPREME loved a message/

canadaman:
..good luck Leo.

/badboySUPREME reacted 🤨 to a message/

Hazel💝:
GOOD LUCK LEO 💓

/badboySUPREME loved a message/

ghostking:
no.

/badboySUPREME reacted 💔 to a message/

sunshine☀️:
good luck Leo!
neeks
that’s mean

/badboySUPREME loved a message/

ghostking:
idgaf
he can die
🖕

/badboySUPREME reacted 😭 to a message/

matchmaker💞:
boo 👎🏽
/ref

/badboySUPREME loved a message/

badboySUPREME:
NOT THE MALALA REFRENCE
ROLLING
ANYWAYYYY
THANK UU GUYZZZ
AGHHHH
IM SO NERVOUSSS

Hazel💝:
You’ll do great Leo!

/badboySUPREME loved a message/

badboySUPREME:
AUAGGAUJSJXNJXJSSHEEEELPPPD
THNAK YOU HAZEL
OKAY
GOTTA GET READY

-stapleeater-

matchmaker💞:
ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR BLIND D8??

stapleeater:
A little nervous ngl
I trust you though
what should I wear?

matchmaker💞:
casual clothes probs
it’s a haunted house not a Halloween party

stapleeater:
true
true

matchmaker💞:
you’ll meet outside the house at 8 btw

stapleeater:
okay!
thanks pipes
wish me luck!

/matchmaker💞 loved a message/

matchmaker💞:
good luck!

/stapleeater loved a message/

•••

stapleeater:
.
piper.
fucking.
mclean.

matchmaker💞:
am I in trouble??
😇😇😇

stapleeater:
why is Leo here

matchmaker💞:
GET PRANKED MY BOY
BAHAHAHHA
ABAJOISKSMKSK
you should probably still go in the haunted house
I paid for your tickets
hoe

stapleeater:
fine
still kinda mad though

matchmaker💞:
srry not srry

-badboySUPREME-

badboySUPREME:
PIPERRR
AGAHAHHAHHAHA
HES HERE
HELP
SJSKOSLX,D,

matchmaker💞:
just act natural!
I believe in you

/matchmaker💞 has notifications turned off./

badboySUPREME:
NO
PIPER
DONT LEAVE ME
PIPERRRRRRR
AUGHHHHH
IM GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS

•••

matchmaker💞:
so
how was the date 😏😏

badboySUPREME:
I am scarred for life
[photo]

matchmaker💞:
LMAOOO
It couldn’t have been THAT bad

badboySUPREME:
I legit got jumpscared, screamed the highest pitch scream I’ve ever screamt
and then?
i fell INTO JASON.
we toppled over.
mortifying.
I want to die.

matchmaker💞:
BAHAHHAHAHAHHH
[photo]

badboySUPREME:
oh fuck you
🫩💔

matchmaker💞:
any…
other..
types of moments?

badboySUPREME:
unfortunately no
but after it he did invite me over
that’s where I am now 🤭🤭🤭🫣🫣

matchmaker💞:
OoooOoOooHhhHhH
welp I’m gonna go to bed, goodnight Leo!!
xxx /p

badboySUPREME:
night pipes!
💞