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It was a clear as day outside, the water tides ran up and splashed against the sand. The ocean was sparkling. One yellow meme-guardian was sipping on his apple juice, accompanied by their bestfriend, another meme-guardian but blue, and weird square-shaped head... Laidback on beach towels, were they. The both of them had been relaxing peacefully in the sun.

"Would you stop that please," Smg1 snarled, annoyed at Smg2's constant juicebox noises. It was very clear there was barely any of the drink left.

"I'm just trying to get the rest," Smg2 whined.

"Well obviously there isn't any, you've been drinking that for the past 10 minutes."
Smg1 replied, and Smg2 immediately shut up, putting the box down. Finally, the quiet is back. Vacay.

Sluuurp

Smg1 began to speak before he was cut off, "-THAT WASN'T ME I SWEAR!" Cut off by the noise again. They turned nervously towards where the weird sound was coming from. Looking up, watching as a strange ripple opened up in the sky. What appeared next was something they couldn't quite make out, and it had rapidly plumetted towards the ground in a thud. Unfortunately, whatever it was didn't land in the water. All they could hear was the sound if broken ankles, that is if whatever it was did have ankles.

"The heck is that!" Smg2 retorted. Watching as whatever fell from the sky landed flat on the sand like one of those stretchy gorilla toys. The two meme-guardians curiously followed after it.

"Uhh... it doesn't look like any meme i've seen." Noticing that it seemed to be organic. Smg1 picked up sand off the ground, sprinkling it over the foreign creatures' face. It proceeded to cough, still dazed from the impact.

"Well it's still alive."

"It looks like a number jack," Smg2 blinked, analyzing it. It was shaped like a one, with a face. The creature was formed with legs but no arms, weirdd.

The number groaned, staring up into the sky before it noticed and glared at the two meme-guardians peering over them.

Smg1 crouched down. "Hey are you ok? Why'd you fall from that thing?" He pointed up towards where the number fell from only to realize the ripple had closed.

The number's eyes widened, as they remembered what had happened. Scrambled upon their feet, and without warning swung their leg straight into Smg1's face.

"YEEOOOOOWWCHH!!!" He toppled backwards, "I was being nice little dude!"

The numbers brows furrowed, "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?! IM A GIRL!" She kicked the sand below her, heaving, "KICK ROCKS NERDS!" And then scrambled off to who knows where.

Ones breath was shallow, slight panic in her voice. Those creatures, this 3D world, everything was too unfamiliar, "WHERE THE HELL AM I."

She paced herself, memories flooding back. A portal had consumed her and brought her somewhere that she couldn't control. Her powers were gone, and she had little to protect herself from whatever she was about to face.

Smg2 watched her run into the distance, sighing as he helped his friend up. "Way to go 'dude!'"

"Guh whatever! I think we should tell the others about this that ripple didn't look.." He looked up, "Too normal?"

"Maybe we're getting new types of memes!"

"Since when did memes fall from a crack in the sky and kick you in the face." Smg1 rubbed his cheek.

"Uhh maybe its was just scared? I mean you look pretty scary" He said quietly.

[Flashback]

It was a busy night in Freddy Fazbears Pizzaria! The floor was accompanied by sweet succulent disco lights. While Freddy was on stage entertaining the kids. With his suuuper cool rapping. Almost all of them were screaming and going insane over the fat bear.

Foxy looked over at the stage watching as nearly everyone was having fun with Freddy, Chica, and Bonnie, but NOT Foxy??

Foxy scoffed, "Foxy thinks Freddy SUCKS! Am I right lads OR AM I RIGHT LADS!!!" He spoke to the 4 remaining kids who stood by near his cove.

"You are totally right lad!" They cheered loudly, drawing attention from the other kids who ran over screaming and agreeing too, they ditched Freddy for the COOLER fox.

Freddy was seething with rage, but an idea came to his mind! Freddy began throwing it back on stage with his FLAT ahh. The pizzaplex grew silent in utter shock, parents covered their childrens eyes, as the bear violently shook the entire stage with his body weight. More so the ENTIRE Pizzaplex was shaking now. Chica almost fell over, with a mortified expression on her face and throwing her cupcake at Freddy. Freddy fell off the stage in excruciating pain.

"OWW MY FAZ OVARIES!" Freddy screamed in a monotone voice.

"What the- Bob??" Chica yelled, taking off her mascot head to reveal ginger hair, and a girl that looked like she belonged to a completely different videogame.

Meggy ran over to Freddy's side taking off his mascot too, revealing the freakaleek she was sadly friends with.

"Dude I didn't know you were working here too! AND WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Meggy scolded him.

Bob groaned clutching himself in agony, "I was just trying to get famous..." He stood up, his head still spinning after falling off the stage.

"Well sucks to suck because now we're all getting fired thanks to you," she complained and stood up looking around. Every customer was gone and the Pizzaplex was a disaster, all the decorations had fallen off the ceiling and walls, to be clear the place was just completely trashed.

Meggy didn't even bother doing anything to help. She headed over to Foxy who was passed out on the floor after the current events. Meggy sighed, "Come on Red, lets go visit Four."

Bob watched as she began walking farther into the distance dragging 'Foxy' alongside her to the showgrounds.

Bob turned around looking at Bonnie who just stared back in horror and disgust, he had just witnessed everything. What he thought his friends were, were not was he thought they were, but just mere people in mascots. Bob manically laughed in his monotone voice, slowly approaching Bonnie but before he could take one more step he bent over, screaming in more terrible pain.

"I CAN FEEL MY OVARIES EXPLODING!!" He cried. (In a monotone voice)

His but clenched and unraveled as he felt a loud echoey fart plop out. Bonnie stared at the light above as it shattered. "I- that's not normal.." The building began to creak. "WHAT DID YOU DO!" Bob wheezed, "I farted." The walls began to cave in until his atrocious fart cloud blew up the entire Pizzaplex. Bonnie screamed as he was wiped out of existence. The cloud didn't stop there, it flew up into the sky like a beam of holy light. Except it wasn't holy, not at all, not at all...

The gas escaped through the cracks of their universe pulling in another, both collapsed in upon eachother. The fart caused their gravity to become unstable and combine into one giant one. The power of two universes can really do a lot? It was like a second big bang from Bobs godly buthole.

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Bob rubbed his eyes, staring up into the sky as his sword hands laid beside him on the floor. He sat up and looked around, everything around him was demolished. Yes, everything. It was all gone, all but a few reminiscents of dust remained.

"Wowzers Cool!" Bob couldn't help but just burp after everything that happened. It was a lot to take in so he just had to release more. Another, but smaller, green cloud escaped him and flew straight up into the sky. He watched intently as it vanished. He didnt know he could see gas particles now? Eh probably not important!

Anyways, now that everything was gone... Best he should find a new job then since his old one was destroyed. Not his problem. Bob quickly got up onto his feet to leave this smelly dump residue when he noticed something off about himself too. His body was glowing green, like a stinky aura.

"What the hell?! Why am I radioactive again!" He yelled at himself.

Bob began running around in circles, and rolling all over the floor in hopes to get it off. Well it did not work. Maybe it was best to go back and shower first as much as he didnt want to due to how far of a walk it was. The garo looked down pensively as he trudged through the broken wood and dust he headed towards the showgrounds.

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"Alright! I've got the camera and props all set up for our next video later." Smg4 spoke to his bestfriend, another memeguardian whose name was Smg3. The meme guardian had black hair and wore a purple hat. He sat by on a nearby bench with two icecream bars laid in his lap. Three responded with a thumbs up, as Four walked over to him.

Three handed over one of his icecream sandwiches as Four sat beside him. Smg4 smiled up at him, reaching over to take the bar. Neopolitan icecream sure was a peak flavor. Both of them stared out into the showgrounds wondering what their other friends were up to. Maybe having fun too or getting themselves into trouble. Probably just a Mario thing.

It was an extremely sunny and hot day out which made their icecream sandwiches taste all but so much better than it usually did.

They sat in comforting silence as they ate their icecream together like the totally best buds they were. The birds were chirping and the sound of the wind whirling flew by as the fatasses ate.

For once in awhile it was just them together peacefully. No weird or unusual things were happening around them, not at all. Distant clatter escaped into the showgrounds interrupting their quiet moment.

The sound of something heavy being dragged against the dirt tortured their ears. Smg4 turned around to see what was going on.

"Oh! hey Meggy." Smg4 watched as Meggy dragged something with a stern look on her face. She left a trail of paved dirt from whatever she was dragging, but it seemed heavy. Like really really heavy. It looked like a busted up animatronic. The both of them looked like they had gotten into a fight and got brutally beat up.

"What the.." Smg4 and Smg3 both watched as she dragged the poor person inside the castle.

"Okay I'm not gonna ask." Three continued eating the rest of his icecream. Until more sounds of people approaching carried on. They both turned their heads around and saw a blue creature in the shape of a four standing there menacingly. It looked at them with one of those 100 yard stares. Smg4 could almost see it's eyes slowly going into separate directions before he spoke out, "Uhh, hello? Have I seen you before?"

"Mmm no... I don't know you. WHERE AM I." Four screamed, tweaking out and violently shaking Smg4. Which to be honest, didn't really do much for him considering how small Four was compared to Smg4.

"Woah dude calm down! First of all, where did you even come from?" Smg4 pried the number off of him with his hand. "And why the heck do you feel like a stress ball."

The meme guardian squeezed Fours body with his fist. His entire body felt boneless, and blew up like a balloon. (💀💀) What made this even more confusing was the fact that the number LOOKED 2D but felt 3D... How does this even make any sense?

Four grew irritated screeching and squirming in his hand like a feral animal.

Smg3 covered his ears in pain. "Gah! Stop that unpleasant noise at once you rodent!!!" Covering the numbers mouth to drown out the noise.

"Oh ok!" Smg4 said, wiping the blood that trickled down from his ears off his neck. He released the number from his grasp letting it fall to the ground.

The number finally stopped screeching as he sat up and glared at the two meme guardians, who were glaring back. It was silent. Not that comfortable silence though. More like, I have an extreme urge to electrocute you and vaporize you from existence kind of silence.

"No gold star for you..." Four spoke, proceeding to smack the blue meme guardian across the face, and walk away. Smg3 couldn't help but keep snickering at this whole interaction.

"Shut up," Smg4 got up from his seat and followed the number, "You didn't answer my question... uhh."

"It's Four."

"Oh. Who would've known."

"I have not seen algebraliens or objects like you. Well aside from David..." He trails off, "I don't think I'm in my world anymore."

"What world are you from then?"

"Earth."

"Eh. Nevermind."

"Where are we walking?"

"I don't know, I was following you." He looked over back to Three who was sitting on the bench drawing in his notebook. "Well come on, maybe we can help you get back home." Smg4 said walking back to sit down.

"Okay!!1!" Four said excitedly.

"I'm Smg4 by the way. Usually people call me Four for short, but thats gonna be too confusing as of now." He walked over to the bench and sat down. "This is my friend Smg3!"

Smg3 waved and greeted the algebralien, "Hello other Four!"

Four waved and sat down next to the two meme guardians. Smg4 looked down at the algebralien and smiled. Taking a chunk from his own icecream sandwich and passing it down the number. Four gladly took it from him and began devouring it.

"Sorray for slapping you earlier." Four said quietly inbetween bites.

"No worries!"

"So is there any more of you things out there?" Three asked.

"Hhhhh."

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Mario woke up inside the sink. He could barely remember what happened earlier, mostly everything was blank in his brain, no thoughts, maybe a little bit of spaghetti. The only recoverable memory; Freddy Fazbear causing the Pizzaplex to collapse. Wowzers...

Not his problem though! Mario stood upright jumping off the sink and immediately walking towards the fridge. He took out some spaghetti and placed it on the kitchen table. Grabbing a fork from the drawer. Oh nevermind there's no forks left.

"Damn it!" Mario grabbed a spoon instead and ran over back to the table, violently stabbing the spaghetti with his spoon, but before he could bring it to his mouth he was interrupted by muffled screaming. Marios eyes went cross-eyed, he scratched the back of his head in confusion. He ignored the noise, bringing the spoon closer to his mouth when he was interrupted again by a high pitched scream from his spoon.

"DONT PUT ME INSIDE YOUR FILTHY MOUTH PLEASE I BEG YOU!"

"Is Mario going coo-coo crazy... I might be put in the same room as Tee-Vee man."

"WHA- PUT ME DOWN!!" The silver spoon was shaking intensely, splattering spaghetti sauce all over Mario's face. To which he just licked it all in delight.

*Insert Roblox Yum.mp3*

The spoon finally got out of Marios grip and began running away from the giant screaming in fear.

"Hey get back here! I'm not done eating!!" Mario called out and began chasing after the tiny spoon.

The spoon ran for the door. So close to freedom, but before they could jump up and open it...

Blam

The spoon was sent flying against the wall after Meggy opened the door.

"What the hell was that rattle, did I break something?" Meggy asked Mario.

"Ahh I was chasing after my spoon."

"Red, I think you need to rest a bit."

"No seriously! You just slammed the door open on it!" Mario told her as he closed the door again. The spoon was gone. "Wh- IT WAS JUST THERE!"

Meggy rolled her eyes. "I was just making sure you weren't drowning in the sink, I just remembered I had left you in there, but now I think this is worse," she opened the door to walk back out but saw a spoon trying to crawl away silently. "WHAT THE FUCK"

"There's my spoon!" Mario shoved Meggy aside and lunged for it. The spoon screamed as they got jumped by the fat italian. He held a death grip strangling the spoon.

"P- PLEASE LET ME GO FREE! I WANNA GO HOME!! MY FAMILY NEEDS ME! I dont think I actually have a family I just needed a reason for you to let me live other than wanting to live because I'm depressed and want to end myself." The spoon managed to cry out.

"Mario just let them go, you can get another piece of silverware." Meggy commented.

Mario uttered an italian curseword under his breath, dropping the spoon dramatically. The silver spoon fell to the floor, immediately sprinting into action for the exit door, making its grand escape to the outside world.

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Four, Smg4, and Smg3 were sitting on the bench casually chatting. It was mostly smg4 doing all the talking when they saw a sentient spoon burst through the doors running as fast as their tiny legs could take them.

"Haven't seen that since Jeeves!" Smg4 muttered, "Hey wait is that another one of your friends you were talking about?" Smg4 asked.

Four looked at him. "Oh, no. Not really. They are one of my friends, friends friends friends."

"Hmm ok understable!" Smg4 responded, watching as the spoon ran out into the road and got hit by a semi-truck. "Oh..."

Four held out their hand, and soon that same spoon that just died a second ago was brought back to life.

"Oh? Alright then! Perfectly normal shenanigans."

The spoons breath was heavy, heaving, like they had just inhaled smoke, and passed out lifelessly.

...

"Alright anyway as I was saying. You like making videos too?" Smg4 asked.

"Kind of? I like to host games for people to compete in for a special prize!!!"

"Cool," Three huffed quietly. He was happy for them. He found another person who had a similar interest, but it's been kind of annoying with the amount of interruptions between them today. Three only wanted to hangout with his friend.

Ah it's whatever, he's just being polite, he reassured himself. Once they figure out how to get these creatures home then they can hangout some other time, maybe.

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Bob tiredly walked alongside the sidewalk of the city in the road. Just.. a few more steps, or miles, he cant remember. He kept walking, watching as cars swerved around him honking their horns. Citizens who were walking nearby ran away from him covering their noses.

"Aw heck no even the women here are scared of me!" Bob whined. He felt miserable and worse, his aura was probably in the negatives by now. Not even his friend Boopkins wanted to talk to him. The mere sight of Bob made him faint in disgust of his musty smell.

As Bob walks down the street, a nearby stop sign turns into a PNG of Hatsune Miku.
“Okay what the hell is going on,” Bob says, then violently farts and it returns back to normal. "What the orange.."

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"Puh where am i.." Mephone4 stared up into the sky after he had just been sucked into who knows where.

He heard rattling come from the ripple in the sky he had fallen from. A huge toilet burst through and came crashing down onto him.

"MISTAHH PHEUUONE!!" The toilet screamed as they fell.

"AAAAHHHHH WAIT!" The phone cried.

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sorry i forgot this story existed ill start working on it again soon
also i got scared for a second the hits said 276
ifykyk even tho its one number off