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Hinata - Kageyama

03:45

Hinata: KAGEYAMA

Kageyama: what

Hinata: I JS REALISED THAT GANG DOESNT HAVE A GC.

Kageyama: make one in the morning then????

Hinata: it technically is the morning ackshullee :D

Kageyama: later then

Kageyama: can i go back to sleep now

Hinata: sighhh fineeee

08:32

Hinata made a groupchat

Hinata added "tsukishima", "kageyama", "yachi", and "yamaguchi"

Hinata named the groupchat "volleyBALLS"

volleyBALLS

08:34

Hinata: GANG

Tsukishima: What.

Hinata: ok ho.

Hinata: no need for the attitude.

Tsukishima: ???? wdym.

Kageyama: dry ahh texter

Hinata: says u.

Kageyama: 🙁

Yamaguchi: guyyysssss stop fightinggggg

Yamaguchi: this isnt u…..

Tsukishima: sybau.

Yamaguchi: :(

Yachi: "sybau" - tsukki, 2025

Yachi: unironically, btw

Tsukishima: Dont say ironically the others probs dont know what it means.

Tsukishima: Also, don't call me Tsukki.

Hinata: ganggggggg

Hinata: i had smt to tell you guysssss

Kageyama: pick me ahh hinata

Yachi: hey…!

Yachi: thats not nice…..!

Hinata: sighhhh fr

Yamaguchi: what were u gonna say then

Hinata: THANK YOU YAMA.

Tsukishima: ***Thank you, Yama.

Hinata: sybau, sybau, sybau….

Yachi: OMG STFU JS SAY WHAT U WERE GONNA SAY.

Hinata: ok so i was texting MY KING Kenma and he was telling me that he wanted to come over to my house for the night AND he said that u guys could come over if u wanted

Yamaguchi: AAAYYYYYYY

Yachi: omg i would but my mom would never let me sleep at a guys house :(

Tsukishima: You're literally the biggest lesbian on the planet wtf.

Yachi: MY THOUGHT EXACTLY.

Yachi: like i was sleeping over at my classmates

Yachi: and she had a brother

Yachi: and my mom said she didnt want me to stay there cuz of the brother.

Hinata: HELP

Hinata: u dont know how funny this is while at w*rk

Tsukishima: Real.

Hinata: we r hiding in the break room tg heh

*a photo hinata took of tsukishima staring at his phone in a dark room, presumably the break room*

Yamaguchi: haha imagine being employed

Yamaguchi: also

Yamaguchi: HOW are you, Hinata Shouyou, empl*yed???

Hinata: idek bro

Tsukishima: It's the kids volleyball camp, so.

Kageyama: ah that makes more sense.

Hinata: i feel like a caged alpha bro

Hinata: its not even funny

Tsukishima: At least the kids like you.

Yachi: HELP

Yamaguchi: i bet they're all scared of tsukki bro

Hinata: THEY AREEEE

Tsukishima: sybau.

Hinata: i think ur forgetting i can see u giggling less than a meter away from me bro

Hinata: HE JS GAVE ME THE BIGGEST FATASS SIDE EYE EVER IM SCARED

volleyBALLS
10:36

Tsukishima: @hinata Why is that one ginger child such a little bitch.

Hinata: AT LEAST U DONT HAVE TO BE HIS GROUPS LEADER.

Hinata: IK HES LIKE 10 BUT HE PMO SO BAD.

Yamaguchi: what did bro do

Hinata: OK SO BASICALLY IM HIS GROUPS LEADER RIGHT???? AND HE KEEPS ON TELLING ME THAT I CANT BE ON THE FRONT LINE UP OF MY TEAM BCS IM "TOO SHORT"

Hinata: AGAIN IK HES LIKE 10 BUT HES SHORTER THAN ME

Tsukishima: I'm managing the front desk, right? And the brat comes up to me, asking me if i was friends with "the short one"

Tsukishima: I say kind of, and he asks me if Hinata really is on the front line. I said sadly, and the kid accuses me of lying for Hinata.

Tsukishima: Wtf.

Hinata: also its really ticking me off bcs he isnt listening to ANYTHING i say.

Kageyama: L

Kageyama: skill issue

Yamaguchi: ok so i hate ur mom tsukki.

Tsukishima: ???

Yachi: HELLO???

Kageyama: where did that come from

Hinata: stfu tsukishimas mom is so skibidi

Yamaguchi: WAIT LEMME EXPLAIN.

Yamaguchi: his mom told mine that he had a j*b and now my mom wants me to become empl*yed.

Hinata: HELP

Tsukishima: deserved.

volleyBALLS
09:29

Hinata: wait gang whos coming to mine for kenma???

Kageyama: i will

Yamaguchi: sure!!!

Tsukishima: I will ig.

Yachi: sighhhh

Hinata: DW ILL PRINT A PHOTO OF UR FACE AND PUT IT O MY DESK YACHI!!!!!

Yachi: HUZZAH

Hinata - Kenma
09:35

Hinata: ok so i lowk invited like 3 more ppl….

Kenma: oml ur almost as bad as kuroo.

Hinata: NU UH

Hinata: anyways I HATE MY J*BBBB

Hinata: u cannot relate u discord moderator

Kenma: at least its not reddit ig

Hinata: wait whats reddit

Kenma: u really dont wanna know.

Hinata: ?????

*kenma has gone offline*

Hinata: ok fuck u too ig

volleyBALLS
10:56

Kageyama: gang im literally hyperventilating out of happiness

Yachi: buddy why

Kageyama: my mom got me a 12 pack of yakult yoghurts at the shop

Yachi: ….oh!

Yamaguchi: HELP

Yamaguchi: also i got out of getting a j*b

Yamaguchi: cuz tsukki complained abt his to my mom hehe

Yamaguchi: he went all "oh this is really ruining my summer" yada yada yada

Yamaguchi: now hes sleeping on MY bed.

Kageyama: wake him up and tell him he cant have one of my yoghurts.

Yamaguchi: no

Kageyama: u hate me and want me to die then….

Kageyama: i see how it is

Yachi: hehe

*yachi changed the group name to "kageyama hate club"*

Hinata: HELPPP

Kageyama: this isnt funny this is cyberbullying.

Yamaguchi: get cyberbullied then ig

Kageyama: this friend group is a prison.

Yachi: ok so…. It is!!! I hope this helps!!!!

Kageyama: sighhh

Yamaguchi: why cant we ever have a normal circle conversation

Yamaguchi: *civil

Yachi: cuz of freaky kageyama

Kageyama: wtf did u js say abt me

Yamaguchi: gang help tsukki's brother wont stop blowing up his phone

Yamaguchi: but hes still asleep AND HE WONT WAKE UP.

Kageyama: thats such an L

Yachi: stfu kageyama.

Kageyama: ok ho.

Hinata: woah woah woah thats not very nice is it?

Kageyama: CALLING ME FREAKY AND MAKING A HATE CLUB ALSO ISNT VERY NICE?!

Yachi: im js a girl 🎀

Kageyama: IM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO CRASH OUT STFU YACHI NOW. IM BEING SO SEROUIS.

Hinata: "serouis"

Yamaguchi: HELP TSUKKIS BROTHER JS SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE AND FULL ON DRAGGED TSUKKI OUT OF MY BED AND DROVE HIM HOME

Hinata: HELP

Yachi: i love how u two casually basically live together

Kageyama: can we rename the gc now?

Yachi: no.

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volleyBALLS
12:39

Hinata: CHAT

Hinata: GUESS WHAT THE LITTLE BITCH DID TODAY RAGHH I HATE HIM SO FREAKING MUCH BRU

Kageyama: what did he do bru

Yamaguchi: help whos "the little bitch"

Tsukishima: That little ginger fuck of a ten year old.

Tsukishima: Whose parents probably don't love him, by the way.

Yamaguchi: HELP ITS ALREADY MADE ENEMIES W TSUKKI AND HINATA

Yamaguchi: HOW TF DO U EVEN GET HINATA THAT MAD AT U IN LIKE 2 DAYS

Yamaguchi: like tsukki i understand BUT HINATA!?!?

Kageyama: fr like tsukki has 2 million opps BUT HINATA!?

Hinata: it said i was stupid for "not knowing how to play volleyball correctly"

Hinata: BUDDY….

Kageyama: how…

Tsukishima: fr like the child was trying to say that you could let the ball bounce…

Yamaguchi: wtaf

hinata: ikr AND he looked at me like I was crazy when I went "haha no"

Tsukishima: For real I was beside him dealing with one of the mothers.

Kageyama: Jesus

Yamaguchi: another great day for the unemployed then!!!

*yachi is online*

Yachi changed 'kageyama' to 'yakult throat goat'

Yachi changed 'hinata' to 'resident g*nger'

Yachi changed 'tsukishima' to 'autistic overlord'

Yachi changed 'yamaguchi' to 'unemployed final boss'

Yachi changed 'yachi' to 'diva'

Diva: ok anyways what next

Autistic overlord: What.

Yakult throat goat: im ok w this actually

Resident G*nger: FUCK OFF THIS REMINDS ME OF THE LITTLE FUCK I HAD TO MENTOR TODAY THE LITTLE GINGER ASSHOLE IM SHAKING FROM ANGER I HATE HIM SO FREAKING MUCH

Autistic overlord: Yachi wdym like 3 of us are autistic.

Diva: yea but ur the OVERLORD.

Unemployed final boss: tbf if anyone brings up dinosaurs u go MENTAL.

Autistic Overlord: So my diagnosis means nothing??? It's just because I like dinosaurs???

Diva: Pretty much yea

Yakult throat goat: Mine is pretty accurate tho 🤤

Resident g*nger: of course it is u FREAK.

Yakult troat goat: sybau sybau sybau…

Resident g*nger: my breaks over I'm going to kms.

Autistic overlord: Fair.

Unemployed final boss: thats not real 😛

Autistic Overlord: Sybau.

Resident g*nger: I wanna go homeeee

Autistic overlord: same buddy you're not special.

Yakult throat goat: hinata…..

Resident g*nger: kageyama…

Yakult throat goat: wanna come over to mine after w*rk

Resident g*nger: sure

Yakult throat goat: huzzah

Unemployed final boss: tsukki

Autistic overlord: What.

Unemployed final boss: wanna come over :3

Autistic overlord: Fine.

Unemployed final boss: AYYYY

Diva: huzzah

4:00

Resident g*nger: IM FREE!!!!!

Autistic overlord: Same.

Unemployed final boss: HUZZAH

Yakult throat goat: proud of you

Yakult throat goat: thanks gang

Resident g*nger: @Yakult throat goat im omw

Yakult throat goat: yay

Unemployed final boss: @Autistic overlord wru bro

Autistic overlord: Still in the fucking building.

Resident g*nger: oh yea a bunch of the kids INCLUDING THE GINGER made a mess so he has to clean it up lol

Autistic overlord: That asshole is pissing me off.

Unemployed final boss: oh ffs

Yakult throat goat: yea TSUKISHIMA.

Autistic overlord: I didn't do anything.

Unemployed final boss: bro missed a social cue

Resident g*nger: yea he does that

Autistic overlord: I'm omw now @Unemployed final boss:

Unemployed final boss: HUZZAH

Diva: i know what YOU are…

Resident g*nger: yachi stop being homophobic.

Yakult throat goat: i expected better from you…

Autistic overlord: It's really disappointing.

Diva: oh wow i guess you all js hate women winning then.

Unemployed final boss: w-w-wait!! G-guys!! D-d-d-dont let th-th.this d-divide us!!!

Autistic overlord: I'm going home.

Unemployed final boss: wait no

Resident g*nger: ts humorous

Autistic overlord: That's a big word.

Autistic overlord: Proud of you.

Resident g*nger: thanks!! Im evolving like a pokemon.

Autistic overlord: Sure.

Unemployed final boss: TSUKKI I CAN SEE U

Diva: so glad he didnt overreact

Autistic overlord: He did.

Diva: bro missed that social cue

Unemployed final boss: yea thats kinda what the diagnosis is for

Autistic overlord: Yamaguchi, I'm staying overnight btw, i asked ur mum.

Unemployed final boss: so glad we discussed this beforehand

Yakult thoat goat: how do we feel to have a week left of summer break

Diva: ok did u js stab me AND TWIST THE KNIFE!?!?!?

Unemployed final boss: i cant go back.

Yakult throat goat: at least u have tsukishima in ur class?!? Me, hinata, and yachi are going thru the TRENCHES

Resident g*nger: save me…

Resident g*nger: all the basketball boys are in my class…

Autistic overlord: The mean ones?

Resident g*nger: yea… SAVE MEEEE

Unemployed final boss: js get smarter and move up 2 classes

Resident g*nger: nu uh

Resident g*nger: @yakult throat goat get smarter and move up to my class

Yakult throat goat: ok seems (not) doable

Diva: i believe in u

Resident g*nger: KAGEYAMA DO IT

Resident g*nger: LOCK IN

Yakult throat goat: ok i will (not)

Yakult throat goat: too much time spent away from volleyball

Resident g*nger: :(

Autistic overlord: Nishinoya won't be able to call u stupider than hinata.

Yakult throat goat: hmm…

6:00

*a picture of Kageyama surrounded by textbooks, LOCKED IN*

Resident g*nger: huh i guess that worked.

1:45

Unemployed final boss: GANG IM LITERALLY HYPERVENTELATING WHAT THE FLIP.

7:39

Diva: whats wrong buddy

Yakult throat goat: bit late for that now

Resident g*nger: work 💔

Autistic overlord: Real.

Resident g*nger: HELP I WAS WALKING HEREE AND I SAW THE GINGER SHIT AND IT WAVED AT ME AND THEN STARTED LAUGHING WITH ITS FRIEND.

Autistic overlord: Fuck that little brat honestly he looks like a victim of inbreeding.

Resident g*nger: giggled he does

Resident g*nger: k camps starting now bye guys

Autistic overlord: Yea bye.

Diva: see u on the other side partner o7

Unemployed final boss: its too early for this.

Unemployed final boss: farewell fellas o7

Yakult throat goat: forreal how do u guys wake up at this time everyday its beyond me

Resident g*nger: hard work and dedication and commitment.

Yakult throat goat: im going back to sleep.