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2025-07-28
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2025-09-12
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HEAR ME OUT

Summary:

WGAT am i doing w my life atp..

Chapter 1: geeulp

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ok so its currently 2am but i need y'all to hear me out.

so yk the ship Buildermon right? Builderman x Telamon. But ive seen ppl call Builderman x Shedletsky Buildermon. And ik some ppl see Shed and Telamon as the same wait im yapping too much and my stupid ass got lost

ok basically we as a society or some shit should start calling Builder x Shed
hear me out

ToolShed.

 

Get it

Like the storage for tools

ca-ching im so funny hahaha

cus like

Tool - Builderman builds stuff. And how do you build stuff? With TOOLS

Shed - SHEDletsky. Heh.

ok thanks for listening. um. good night. dont forget to smile!!1!1! hair flies off

Chapter 2: FAZGANG

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heh.. chat.. hear me out on

Chance x Guest

heh..

what if we called it 13.37%

pretty self explanatory

i saw this in a fic and its peak, might link it but its a bit.. geulp.. scandalous

Creds to uhhh OFF_MY_FACE (LADY_JESUS) yeah um if youre seeing this and want me to take down this chapter just lmk ok.. kisses you gently

cus i gotta spread the 13.37% propaganda its a fire ship imo cus when i love 2 characters im just like "ok *ships them*" so that was i get to see them both at all times!!

ok gn fazgang its 3am (my cousin forced me to watch BFDIA)

201SHEETUP if youre reading this i wanted to say i love you

Chapter 3: gang.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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saw someone on tiktok call Two Time x Shedletsky

ready

 

DoubleChin

 

thats it. Thats the chapter.

ok bye gang love yall *flaps eyelashes and flies away*

Notes:

does anyone play crk on pv server and if yes cab we be friends pls :3

Chapter 4: sorry gang *throws ts at you*

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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ok gang i was on tiktok (I LOVE THAT APP (i only use like 4 apps lol)) and the post was talking about how SHIT Forsaken ship names are compared to Dandys World ship names because ong "Reflective Detective" (Glisten x Rodger (i think that name is genius)) does NOT compare to PizzaBurger (007n7 x Elliot (no hate to that ship i think its alr))
so the comments (easily the funniest part of any tiktok ohhhh my god) were making up ship names and i saw

Chance x Shedletsky
as

WinnerWinnerChickenDinner

do i need to explain
(idk how)

a mouthful to say, sure but its SO PEAK rolling around on my bed as i type this

why does Shedletsky have such fire ship names like this book has 4 chapters and 3 of them are Shedletsky

 

no but actually what IS the name of this ship?? GamblingChicken?? sobbing
im gonna upload a pic of that later hold on

Notes:

sorry that i keep putting parentheses (its cus every thought comes with an extra thought (and those thoughts look weird by themselves))

Chapter 5: never gonna guess who

Notes:

when i tell u that comment made me so embarrassed i didnt stop thinking about it the whole day

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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ok gang. Chance x Two Time. one of my fav ships. Secondchance. whatever u wanna call it. i used to call it ChanceTime and say it in this voice (explanation in notes)

ok gang so what do yall think of BackShots. super fire amirite? ADD ALL MY SHIP NAMES TO THE SHIPPING WIKI I NEED TOOLSHED TO BECOME OFFICIAL

Back - Two Time.. they come back from the dead.. uhm.. or cus they do backstabs apparently i forgot Two Time could do that cus ive never seen a single Two Time actually successfully backstab (and ive been calling the backstabs "stabs" and the regular stabs "frontstabs")

now ive said stab too much and it sounds weird

Shots - Chance shoots ppl w his gun hehMY SHOULDER JUST CRACKED

thanks for listening my readlings ill see you next time a horrible ship name manifests at 2am

Notes:

ok do yall play Mario Party Superstars or idk the name i forgt.. basically u roll a dice and go around a board, doing minigames do collect money so u can buy Stars and whoeverIM YAPPING AGAIN whatever its on the Nintendo.
Ok so on the board theres spaces, and i think (THINK idr i havent touched my nintendo in half a year (all my villagers in acnh are deteriorating)) one of the spaces is a thing that gives u a chance to get an item. so when u land on that space it goes "Chance Time!" and ye i always say it in that voice.

i love to yap

Chapter 6: new victim

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hi my readlings another thought has unfortunately manifested

so i was playing Arsenal w my brother ok
and my brother is ridiculously good at that game ok
abd at one point someone said that he had an aimbot

and yk i can make nearly any conversation Forsaken related

so aimbot is like an exploit(?YALL SEE WHERE IM GOING W THIS??? also idk if its an exploit but ehh who gaf DO NOT CORRECT ME I WILL MELT OF EMBARRASSMENT) to improve your aim or idk what it is so that u can hit every shot

SO WHAT IF WE CALLED 007n7 x CHANCE AIMBOT???2 AY?? PEAK? CUS (not all) CHANCE MAINS REALLY NEED TO IMPROVE THEIR AIM AND LEARN NOT TO GAMBLE MID CHASE?? We (yes WE) all tapping on 007n7 right? yeah

SUPER FIRE AMIRITE

ok my readlings dont forget to smash that like button and subscribe to my channel to never miss another horrible 2am thought!! Lattes away