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Published:
2025-07-30
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2025-10-06
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Rui and tsukasas big old date

Summary:

Not satire lol........(ok maybe it is)

Notes:

Gay stuff and i wrote ch 2 at scool lol

Chapter 1

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Tsurasa was practicing his line for a play when he heard a knock from his door

It was Tui.

Ruo says hi but then kidnaps Tsukasa.

 

Tsulasa wake up and he looks around and sees that rupi was standing in front of fim.. tsukLsa was tied in a chair with his hands

“heh…I'm a bit craxy” tuition says, his right eye was covered by his hair. Grr.

“Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh…where an i?” Taukasa asks, feeling nervous

 

“LOL. I kidnapped you, tsukasakun” rui answrds with a misscheeveeus grin

“B-b-b-b-b-vut…why..?” Tsulasa asks looking down at his feet and realizing his toes were painted vlack. It was tuis facorite color.

“fufufuu bc I love you. I'm ovsessed with you I'm a yander ahahah”

“I killed emu and nene bc they were tlaking to you”

Rui explains not feeling guilty or anything

“Pls let me go vro I'm gonna crash oht”

“No lol”

Rui sit Don next to Tsilasa and he's tows are also painted black.

His toes intertwine with tsukasas in the moonlight

“Wow ur so cute tsuKsa” rui says blushing as he talks

“Rui your too kind!!11!!!! (>////<)” tsukasa feels flustered

“lol anything for my kittn” tui says back and kiss him passionate on the ballssacks

later they watch a movie and then they go to bed

rui hugs tsulalsa tightly and then go to sleep and rui gives tsukasa backshots in his sleeping. The end

Chapter 2: the big ass day

Summary:

Tui and the blond one get married in the yaoi chapel

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the nexcts day ruo wouke uo next to taulasa and he sad "good kmorning bbg" in a deepy shust=y man voice (no hes a twink lmao)

"hi" tsulalska epsonds hapyliy depsit w being kkdipanned yesterday by this stupid gay thing (rui)

rui blushe s and says "we shold get married UwU" he says with a very gay smirk

"ok" the blond gay says

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tthhhhe next next next nex nxt next next next next next next next day......and the day after thTa day

taulaksa wears a bridal white dress getting ready for for the weeding. saki is heloing him put o makeup and says "wow. so cool big bruther" "of coutse" taulaska says proodly

hdfskhjdfsjhk wait what am i suppozded ot rite

oh eyah

ok

so uhhh

ruio is with neene nine nana whatevr the fuck the green one and shes helpibg him ad is like "Wait, aren't I dead?"

 

"yeah so"

"okay"

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the big day came just like me

ngh~

uhh'

um

and they get married in the ypoi chepl
so tsukasa walks donw the aill with a big asss carpet and wearig the dbridlal dress too cutely and rui is waiting for him and cgasps in shcock at the buooty of Tsupussy

"wow"

okay

so the priest (mike) says random shit about mariag and love and yaoi and gay and then she days "you may now liss the brife"

ruio leans in for a gay kiss and tsukasa giggles like a rat and they kiss "wow ur so cute bby" rui says gayly and rhen they wear rings ansd now their married

 

the end.................................for now........ ;)

Chapter 3: "I WANT MORE BABIES!" -darwin Watterson

Summary:

yum yum mpreg

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"I WANT BABIE S!!!!!!!!" rui says, slamming the door affter a long day of work at the "oay" redacted andwers . ________________________________________________________________________ later 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓲𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝔁𝔂 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 rui goes to the bedrom and realisez hat redacted is already a sleep BUThe WANts BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so he grabs ts- redacted and fflips him over so that hes laying on hiis stumach he smirks a very smierking smirk that.........................................................................smirks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) then he takes redacted's boxers and shorts oof to relaize rtht............REDACTED Has A PUSSY?!!!!!!!!??????!?!?!?!??!!?1???!1?1?1??!!??!!!!!!!!!1 even better~ _____________________________________________________________________-__ then, he =flips redatced onto his ass again and starts to take his own pants off, he is alredy realllty hard so he strokes himself a few tiems before ptuting it in with a really loud moen AAHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~ tsukasa.....redacted moans too inn his sleep this isnt rape rihgt?? redacted whould enjoy it if it s by his hubby wubby so rui doesnt feel bad :D *(Not for educational or real life purposes)* rui kisss redacted's neck, leving alot f hickeys and stuff he goes all inside of tsuakasas into his cervicks adn feels like hes about to combust soon "wow tsukas a ur really ht" rui says, thrusting inisde slow then LIGhtNING SPEEd (w speed) he contines to kisss and theust into redacted until he feels the big banana "im so cl ose" rui says before blastig into Tsukasa Tenma. 

then he officially has babies inside of redacted and redacted came 67 times

 

 

the edn

Chapter 4: the minors

Summary:

tsukasa has babies and the sound of gnarly but yaoi playing

Notes:

sorry i coouldnt post i was gooning to the hub but my screentime for it was overso i rewuested for more and my dad allowed itsoi cummer=d and our later

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IN A GAY MANNER…. Redacted realizes he is gay and pregant “oh shucks” he saus

“Lmao” ri responds, balls dragging across the floor as he speaks “I am always two steps ahead”

“K”

Later like a few months or whatevr, the yellow one hives birth to 8 healthy baybies and 8 more.

 

Wow these kids are so cool rui says looking at the fetuses fondlt

Yeah ig redacted says

At night those stupid whiny bitches kept cryong and crying like damn bitch syfm

Rui wakes up and tells them to shut up

And finally after 9 long months of like pregnancy and stuff, ruikasa ca fuck again because they are gay.

The yaoi dungeon catches fire and redacted wake sup

Oh no” redacted sys

The two go downstairs to the yaoi dungeon and realize all their gay sex is burnong oh no

They quickly rescue the

And them they relaize tht its immortal because of the power of yaoi <3

In the end, Rui and Tsukasa kiss under the moonlight despite the racket of their children in the background. For a moment, everything goes away as their lips meet in a passionate yet soft kiss.

The end :D