Chapter 1: The First Draft
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Chapter 2: Ford's First Week on Euclydia (Part 1)
Summary:
Ford shows up in Euclydia and immediately starts shit. Bill is not normal about it. In other news, water is wet.
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Credits and big huge thanks to my wise council of advisors Megarhyssa, MicaXIII, Moonerell (clownjackett), Zabkillkitten, XxAkubaraxX and all the people in illusioncanthurtme's discord for all their encouragement and ideas!! A chunk of the conversation between Bill, Scalene and Euclid in this section came from Moonerell in particular!
Next chapter will be a little nsfw interlude.
Chapter 3: Solo Bill Smut
Summary:
Bill cranks it pathetic-style during Ford's first week on Euclydia...
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We will return to our regularly scheduled story in the next chapter but I need everyone to understand how quickly Bill was down bad for the weirdo following him.
Chapter 4: Ford's First Week on Euclydia (part 2)
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Ford meets Scalene and Euclid!
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Yippee, surely this conversation will have zero negative impacts!
Chapter 5: Ford's First Week on Euclydia part 3
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Ford learns a bit more, and Bill learns too much.
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Uh ohhhh! Whoopsie! I'm sure this will have zero negative impacts!
Chapter 6: Ford Phones Home (Part 1)
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For this round of interdimensional travel, Ford has a handy dandy communication device!
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Holy crap there's fic of this AU now??? It's so good I'm so excited to read more!! Slight spoiler warning though if you haven't been following the story on tumblr and have only seen it on AO3!
Regrets, Faded Memories, and the Dangers of Impulsive Wishes by bookwormgal
Chapter 7: Interlude: Ford Arrives
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For an ask on tumblr: "How’d do over au ford first react to his shape form"
Answer: like this!
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(Ford went and yelled at Bill and then immediately had to peel himself off the planet to puke because he wasn't used to his combo Euclydian eyes and top-down view yet and he spent the whole first week feeling very nauseous)
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Will return to Ford Phones Home in the next chapter.
Chapter 8: Ford Phones Home (Part 2)
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Family phone time!
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Next time we'll get to see a little flashback of how we got to this point!
Chapter 9: How It Started (Part 1)
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A flashback to the start of this mess...
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Everyone out here making very good decisions.
Chapter 10: How It Started (Part 2)
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Not to worry, the Axolotl has a plan!
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The Axolotl, smushing Ford and Bill together like dollies: now kiss
Chapter 11: How It Started (Part 3)
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Ford explains the plan to Stan!
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Stan... Stan I'm so sorry, it's definitely gonna happen again.
Sorry about the delay, I'm bouncing between uploading/working on this piece and my other upcoming fic so sometimes I get on a kick of one or the other.
Chapter 12: How It's Going (Part 1)
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Ford continues to be so extremely normal.
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Joke's on you Ford, Bill's into 90% of that shit!
Chapter 13: How It's Going (Part 2)
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An interruption!
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Uh oh Ford! Will he finally experience a single consequence for his insane behavior??
Chapter 14: How It's Going (Part 3)
Summary:
Cracks start to show.
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Hmmmm uh oh Bill! Maybe you oughtta go to a doctor for those weird headaches and visions- hmm, you know what, actually. Scratch that. Not a good idea.
Chapter 15: How It's Going (Part 4)
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Ford catches up.
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Ford: no you don't understand I can't just take the easy out and kill him like I allegedly planned to do, it has to be POETIC and DRAMATIC.
Chapter 16: Confrontation (Part 1)
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Things reach a boiling point.
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Uh oh! Hey Bill put that out before you set off the fire alarm.
Chapter 17: Confrontation (Part 2)
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Things go from bad to worse.
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Oh he seems fine!
Chapter 18: Confrontation (Part 3)
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Lie until you're not lying anymore.
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They both seem like they're doing fine!
Chapter 19: Confrontation (Part 4)
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Ford realizes.
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And then he leaves without a word! Good job buddy!
Chapter 20: Interlude: Euclydian Etiquette
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A little break from the angst to examine forms of affection, greetings and "inappropriate" contact
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God Bill is touch-starved.
Chapter 21: Ford Phones Stan
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Sometimes you just gotta talk to your brother.
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"Stan I think I might have fucked up and harassed/driven a disabled and traumatized amnesiac into a full-blown panic attack..."
"Huh, okay well sounds like a pretty easy target then."
Credit once again to clownjacket/moonerell for some of the dialogue in this comic!
Chapter 22: Goodnight
Summary:
Ford's nighttime ritual.
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Nighty night!
(Ford if you so much as accidentally kick a water bottle towards Euclydia you are gonna fuck up that dimension, your floating campsite stresses me out so bad)
Chapter 23: Ford Seeks Employment
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Might as well get a job while you're here...
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And then Ford went on to be wildly inconsistent about actually attending said job, but no one dared fire him.
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