Chapter 1: Meet Liberty
Notes:
Btw, this is completely satire, I’m writing this for fun
In case you were wondering, her full name is actually Liberty Nevaeh Forest Idaho Paris Jones.
I took some of these names from r/tragedeigh, so some parents really named their kids this. Lybetee was actually a name on the subreddit. I lose more hope in humanity every day.
I hope you laugh a lot!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Hi, my nam is Lybetee Johns. this is my story.
Im a demy god! i had no idea about this untill this stori hapend.
ive been told im veri ugly. I have floor length vilet purpple and orang hay r! my teachers neva belive me that i didnt die it! My orbs are 2 different coloors! my right orb is a lilac and my left orb is sky blue1 (oops, I ment to put an exklamaton pont). I cover it up thou bc i now ill get bulid fo it! I war 2 blue contac lenss fo to cova mie orbs. Da orbs r also bigga den averig, lik an animay caracta. Da pupils ar dimon shapd. i am also 4’1 natraly but i forced miself to gro to 5’4. I guess mabie thats wen i shod ov nown tat i wasnt a nomal person.
one day wen i was 16 yers old my frend was actin reely strang. his name is bily. He has cult brown hair and is a loooooosa. He alwas wars a cap fo som reeson.
but no 1 els wil be ma frend bc i am sooooooooo ugly
anyways Billy an i were almost don wit skool until winta breack wen he sad he wantd to tel me somtin.
“Libi i luv u” Bili said
“Wat!” i yelld in surprise, no one had eva tol me dis befo
Wel, dere was dose 2 gys in 5th graed, an ta
1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 utha gys an gurls in every udha grades.. but im sure dey wer al jus joks.
Sinc coconut was my best friend, ididnt wan dis to b a prnk bc that wood be a big betrayal. I woold be so sad i woood neeeeeeeeeed an ambulance (soooooooryyyyyy fo spelllllllllllling abulianc rong)
“Ar u joking/” i asked
“no’’ billy said, smiling happily.
I started to cri bc i was soooo happppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dat som1 like me. but billy was also ugly so i said
“I dont lik u back, sory’’
‘Its ok’ bili says, clearly heartbroken (why is he so sad?) ‘anywaz thads not impotent, i wan you to com wit me 2 somwha fo winta break.’
‘Ok’ i sad, parsilly bc i was felin bad bc i regected hm.
So oui wen to dis plce in new yok citi cald cam half-blooood. I dot de nam was scari but no 1 els did. Blood iz berry skari
Notes:
Google docs kept correcting the spelling on its own! Like I didn't click on the word or anything. Stupid google docs, can't it see I'm trying to be stupid here!
Also, this has partially messed up my spelling now. So I hope you enjoy this fanfic because I might flunk out of highschool for writing this fic.
Chapter 2: Percy Jackson appears (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!!!!!)
Summary:
Libby meets Percy for some reason
Why did I write this?
Notes:
Author’s note: Well, I actually did it, I wrote that chapter.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Sum tin oooful hapnd.
Sew der’s this gi namd percy jackson and he is soo cool. He’s also so hot as wel.
He has a girlfrend namd anabet and som tin aful hapnd!
Dis moaning, he sawed her kissing dis uda gurl namd piper!
I saw him crying so i went to comfort him.
“Im so sari thjs happnd” I said solumli. “U deeserb beta’’
Percy turnd red (i wondr wy he did that?) “ummm dank u, dats da nicist ting any1 haz eva sad to me.” he said “who are you?”
I wuz scard, wut iv he hats me afta fining ot mie pass? Wut den?
“Uhh…my ful name is Libatea Nevah Foerent Ida ho Perus Joes, an i am 16 yers ol’’ i desidid dat i woold onlee tel him ma nam
‘Dats a most bootifull nam!” he saus
I blushed.
“Mie girlfrend was da bes. Until she cheetod on me.” he sad sadlee.
“Ya…” i replyd “she probly wus wasnt she, the gretst most awsom persen. But you cant get bak togeda wit ha, u this was a betral, so fo youre on menal helth u shouldnt get bak wit ha. Da relatinship cant be reely salvaged afta shi betrade you lik dis.”
“I undastan” percy sas.
We tak fo a bit mor tim an then i here an expolostion
Author’s note: I’m gonna be honest gang, I don’t think I’ll be able to handle making more spelling mistakes. I might end up spelling correctly later.
Also, it physically pained me to make Annabeth cheat on Percy, Percabeth forever! But I needed a sudden reason for them to break up so that Library could get her dumb harem.
Percy’s fatal flaw is loyalty, so I didn’t think it would be right for him to cheat on Annabeth for this dumb fic, so that’s why they had to break up. On the bright side, Pipabeth shippers might be happy? I’m trying to find some silver lining here guys!
This fic was supposed to be something silly I wrote to de-stress and laugh at, but breaking up Percabeth…I don’t know if I can do this guys!
Notes:
I’m gonna be honest gang, I don’t think I’ll be able to handle making more spelling mistakes. I might end up spelling correctly later.
Also, it physically pained me to make Annabeth cheat on Percy, Percabeth forever! But I needed a sudden reason for them to break up so that Library could get her dumb harem.Percy’s fatal flaw is loyalty, so I didn’t think it would be right for him to cheat on Annabeth for this dumb fic, so that’s why they had to break up. On the bright side, Pipabeth shippers might be happy? I’m trying to find some silver lining here guys!
This fic was supposed to be something silly I wrote to de-stress and laugh at, but breaking up Percabeth…I don’t know if I can do this guys!
Chapter 3: Liberty learns how to spell friends
Summary:
Title I guess
Notes:
Author’s note: Please do not sue me Rick Riordan, Disney, or Anne-Marie and Marshmello!
Also, Coconut is Billy (He uses Billy as a human name to blend in, or…something…idk)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Percy brot his sord out. I had no idea were it had coume from. he told me to get behynd him.
The culpret came from behnd the bushs, it wus…Coconut?
“Billy?” I asked “who casd the explotion?”
“Oh, the Hefastus kids are mesing arund, you now dem.” Bily says, gigling nervosly. “Could I tak to you?”
Percy lookd at me for a resonse. “Its fin” I tod him “bily is ma frend’’
Bili lookd sad wen i said frend. Percy left bc he trus me. hi sad to yel if i nead him.
“U no i luv u’’ bili says “i don wan u to tak to utha guys!”
“Wel, i don lik u!” I tol him ‘we ar jus frens!”
“Wat?” hee sad, al shokd.
Anoyd, i stated to sin
“Ooh-oh, ooh-woo Ooh-oh, ooh-woo” I started
“You say you love me, I say you crazy
We're nothing more than friends
You're not my lover, more like a brother
I known you since we were like ten, yeah
Don't mess it up, talking that shit
Only gonna push me away, that's it!
When you say you love me, that make me crazy
Here we go again
Don't go look at me with that look in your eye
You really ain't going away without a fight
You can't be reasoned with, I'm done being polite
I've told you one, two, three, four, five, six thousand times
Haven't I made it obvious?
Haven't I made it clear?
Want me to spell it out for you?
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
Haven't I made it obvious? (Ooh-oh, ooh-wooh)
Haven't I made it clear?
Want me to spell it out for you? (Ooh-oh, ooh-wooh)
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
Have you got no shame? You looking insane
Turning up at my door (Ah)
It's two in the morning, the rain is pouring
Haven't we been here before? (Ah)
Don't mess it up, talking that shit
Only gonna push me away, that's it! (Ah)
Have you got no shame? You looking insane
Here we go again
So don't go look at me with that look in your eye
You really ain't going away without a fight
You can't be reasoned with, I'm done being polite
I've told you one, two, three, four, five, six thousand times
Haven't I made it obvious? (Haven't I made it?)
Haven't I made it clear? (Haven't I made it clear?)
Want me to spell it out for you?
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
Haven't I made it obvious? (Ooh, ooh-woah)
Haven't I made it clear? (Haven't I?)
Want me to spell it out for you? (To spell it out for you?)
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
That's how you f******* spell "friends"
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
Get that shit inside your head
No, no, yeah, uh, ah
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
We're just friends
So don't go look at me (No) with that look in your eye
You really ain't going nowhere without a fight (A fight, nah, nah)
You can't be reasoned with, I'm done being polite
I've told you one, two, three, four, five, six thousand times
Haven't I made it obvious? (Have I not made it obvious?)
Haven't I made it clear? (Yeah, I made it very clear)
Want me to spell it out for you? (Yo)
F-R-I-E-N-D-S (I said F-R-I-E-N-D-S)
Haven't I made it obvious? (I made it very obvious)
Haven't I made it clear? (I made it very clear)
Want me to spell it out for you?
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
(FRIENDS by Anne-Marie and Marshmellow)
Mmm, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ah, ah-oh, ah-oh” Teers stated spilin out ma ears afta dat.
Bili startd tu potest, but den got sad an lef.
Tat wuz gret an al but der was onli 1 poblom…
Ma voce was so be u ti fool an haf da bois in cam hard it…
Wen i wen bak to da cam, al da boys ofred me gifs an confesd there luv fo mee.
Wat do i doo?
Notes:
Fun fact, that was the song that officially taught me how to spell the word “friends”. To this day, every time I write that word, I hear this line:
“F-R-I-E-N-D-S
That's how you f******* spell "friends"
F-R-I-E-N-D-S
Get that shit inside your head”Also, of course Liberal (no offense to liberals) can sing! And she has an angelic voice too!
Chapter 4: It wasn't enchanting to write this
Summary:
Taylor Swift appears I think.
Chapter Text
I ran intu ta foret tu ge awy frum al da staring peepl. I didnt lik dee atenshion bc i m nut lick uda gurls. In da forst, i sawed som1.
it was talor sift! I was sooo mad bc i hate her muzik ‘cz al dee udda gurls lik it!
“Ew” i tol her
“Wel, dat’s not ho u spek 2 ya sista!” talor swif sais ‘‘wel, it won bee nown u r ma sista, bu stil’’
Den she vanisd! Wat da hek wuz dat?
I wen bak to da camp cz it wuz darc.
Ebrion was gaderd arond da campfir. Den it hapend! I got clamd!
Eye was giben a makovr an som1 says
“3 chirs fur librti, data uv aproditi!”
Huh, godess of luv huh? i didnt lik ma makover. ma har wuz in a bun, & nut da mesi bons i usuli war. I was in a dres dat showd mi legs!
I didnt now wat 2 due so i wen to da for es agan.
Dere, i sea a shado dat tels me
“Ur dad wuz descended frum aprodity, an so r u but i am yo mama.”
Den da sado leaves 2!
I wuz confusd so eye wen bak tinking noting.
den percy comes and sais
“Cungrats fo geting clamd!” nd blushed a lut!
I almos wundrd, wat iv he love me? But i shot it don kwik bc hee steel lovd anibet
Eye ran away tu sing abut my fillings!
“There I was again tonight
Forcing laughter, faking smiles
Same old tired, lonely place
Walls of insincerity, shifting eyes and vacancy
Vanished when I saw your face
All I can say is, it was enchanting to meet you
Your eyes whispered, "Have we met?"
'Cross the room your silhouette
Starts to make its way to me
The playful conversation starts
Counter all your quick remarks
Like passing notes in secrecy
And it was enchanting to meet you
All I can say is, I was enchanted to meet you
This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
I was enchanted to meet you
The lingering question kept me up
2 AM, who do you love?
I wonder 'til I'm wide awake
And now I'm pacing back and forth
Wishing you were at my door
I'd open up and you would say, "Hey"
It was enchanting to meet you
All I know is, I was enchanted to meet you
This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
That this night is flawless, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
I was enchanted to meet you
This is me praying that
This was the very first page
Not where the story line ends
My thoughts will echo your name, until I see you again
These are the words I held back, as I was leaving too soon
I was enchanted to meet you
Please don't be in love with someone else
Please don't have somebody waiting on you
Please don't be in love with someone else
Please don't have somebody waiting on you
This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
This night is flawless, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone
I'll spend forever wondering if you knew
I was enchanted to meet you
Please don't be in love with someone else
Please don't have somebody waiting on you”
(Enchanted by Taylor Swift)
I wuz su hapi tu sin agan!
Notes:
After she dissed Taylor Swift, I wanted her to sing one of her songs to show that Lie-berty was a liar and a hypocrite.
Now, trust me, I know there are some very valid reasons to be critical of Taylor Swift, and it’s completely fine to just not like her music. I just made Lab rat hate her “‘cause she’s not like all the other girls” and it wasn’t meant for any hate for Taylor Swift, her fans, or her haters. This is just a dumb fanfic.
Congrats on the engagement, I guess. I hope Travis likes cats because he's gonna have to deal with a lot of them
On another note, how was your day today?
Hopefully it was a good one :)
Chapter 5: She has a cell phone but never uses google????
Summary:
She gets a quest and stuff.
Notes:
Right before writing this chapter, I was watching One Piece (my favourite anime ever!) and…well…Kuma’s backstory is heartbreaking.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
I wus waching ticktock vids wen kiron cam up 2 meh.
“Congrats fur bean clamed, go un a kuest no!” he sad
“Wut?” I ask
He dosnt anser, jus leafs to drink alcohol and wine and beer wit dyonicis.
I go ova to da cav were i wuz intructed to go to bye a blusing boy.
In da cav dere wuz lots ov pintings an a gurl a litle olda dan meh (parcy’s ag)
Shee had red har and grin Is.
“Helo” shi sais, “u cam fur a qwest, write?”
“Yasssss!” i say entusiastikly
Den she stars mumbuling a profesy
“Go 2 da hoos u lob. Also git a big harem of boyz.”
sheieeeee seamd cofusd bot shrugd “i gis nut al ov dem ar long, som can be isy too ig.”
I leebe den i start tinking, da hoos i lob, did it meen da hus i greu up in an ma dad libed in?
No no no, i coud not go dere! Neva!
dis is bc ma bakstori is veri depre sing
U si…
wen i wuz litel ma dad tuk car ov me, he wuz nise but den peepel murdad him in frunt of meh.
Den i lived in mah aunt’s hoos. shi wuz meen an neva gav meh desert!
shi spoled mah cousin dough, an dey bot bulyd mi.
i slept on da couch al da tim
An at skul al da kids billy me!
Eben da teechas do! Bc i am too smort an preeti.
su I wuzz 🙁 an stuf
Lata I meet Bili an eberytin gets gooder
An no i’m heer in camp-haf blud were a cuut boi mai lik meh mabe
i d side dat i shold lisen to da profesi and so i sai by by too ebryon an go 2 mah dads hose
Da jurny der wus weerdly kuite an saf
at da hoose i c noting an get sad
Den i notise it! som weerd marcings
Eet sad:
.... . .-.. .-.. --- / -- -.-- / -.. . .- .-. / -.. .- ..- --. .... - . .-. / .-.. .. -... . .-. - -.-- .-.-.- / .. - / .. ... / .. --..-- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -- --- - .... . .-. --..--
-. -.-- -..-
- .... . / --. --- -.. -.. . ... ... / --- ..-. / - .... . / -. .. --. .... -
Wut da hek is dis suposd tu be?
Den I see a nief necks to da not an pik eat up.
Notes:
All that stuff is in morse code btw
So ya, how’s your day gone so far?
Chapter 6: Illegal things happen
Summary:
Title I guess
Or "bili mite nut b hoo wi tot hi wuz" as Liberty would say.
Notes:
I just remembered that satyres mature half as fast as humans, so Coconut is 32….
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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i gut a leta fom bili lata. It wuz dilivrd by burd.
Eet sad “help meh, plees. I m nut a reel satire!”
Wut? wy wood som1 ly abut bein a satire!
I wuz so confoosed dat i began to sin
I committed the following crimes:
Aggravated assault
Aresun
Asult
Burglury
Cuntofitin
Credeet car frad
Cyberbulyin
Diterbin da peece
Drug traficing
Embezlmnt
Frad
Homeyside
Identiti thef
Kid napin
Manslater
Rubbery
Stakin
I wuz stil nut satisfid wit dat.
Butt I let it go.
Amd san da son
“The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the queen
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway
It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm free
Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry
Here I stand and here I stay
Let the storm rage on
My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm never going back, the past is in the past
Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I stand in the light of day
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway”
(“Let it go” from the disney movie “Frozen”)
My dif rent collard orbs startd to leek wata, i wuz cryng. I didnt no dat i stil had emo shins.
I thot i waz emo shin les.
nut lik al dee uda girls whoo wer emoshinaly stabel
Butt billie’s batraial mad me reeleyes dat i did had emotions
Tanks you so muck billie!
I stil tink u r uglie dough!
Notes:
Who wants to know Billy/Coconut’s secret?
Just kidding, no one here probably even cares!
Also, so I can clear my conscience for having possibly just made a 32 fall in love with a 16 year old (ewwww), Billy is 16 years old as well. I thought him pretending to be a satyr would be the best option for creating this retcon.
Yes, I’m putting some actual morals in a joke fanfic. You know the same fic where the protagonist casually commits crimes…
Unlike “Bili” this fanfic is NOT lying about being a “satire”.
I used to read “satyre” as “satire” when reading the books for the first time, so that’s why I wrote it like that.
Chapter 7: She meets some people (very OOC) or idk anymore
Summary:
Jason shows up.
Keep your questions to yourself
Or, you know...comment them down below ;)
Notes:
I’m writing a horrible fanfic for a children’s book series. No matter how bad your life is just know it can’t get lower then this
Or maybe it can…
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Wile ma orbs leek wata, i spot som1 in da bushs.
“I am a demy- god!” I told him yellowey
He cam ot da bushs
Hee wuz blond hard & has glass es (EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Uda den da glas es e was kinda…
“High, i’m jason” hee sad
“I’m libateee” I sad
“Dat is da bes nam je herd.” he sad, in a litle french.
I blusd.
“Je t’aime” Jasen says “I luv u”
“Oh, i am busea rn, i’ll sea lata” I relpi
He luked sad, and wata cam out his orbs as wel
I fet bad, so i kis heem
‘I’ll si u lata” i tel him.
Wut do i do????
Den a gorl shows up
“Hay, wat iz yo nam?” Shii askes
“Libarti” I sai importantli
“Mah nam iz Unic” Da gorl says
“Wut?” I ask
“Youneek” she sas
“No, wut eez da nam, if it is su younik” I tel her, anoyedly
“Noo mah parnts namd meh You-neek” Unik teled meh
“Dat ies stupd” I telled her
Den I gram meh nife i jus fund an stab har.
Aas shi beld out, shi sad
“Sea, dat’s ho isi it es 2 pas da becdel tes, you aful skrinritas! Som dum jok fanfik did it an peepel hoo litterrelly rite fo dere jobs cant alwas pas it!”
I had no ideea wut shee wus takin abut.
I tak a beta luk at da nif. it eas gold an pinc (ewwwww) i decid to nam it Reneesme bc it kils peepel an renesmay is a vampir.
I am so cule!
Notes:
I wear glasses and like pink, lol.
Also, yes, it IS this easy to pass the bechdel test, so I thought it would be funny if my stupid fanfic passed when so many things haven’t. Even the live action "Snow White" didn't.
Wait, maybe it’s already passed when “Taylor Swift” and Library were talking in the forest.
Also also, YES she did just stab someone to death. This story has no chill. I don’t want to make my readers too bored
I hope you like it :)
Chapter 8: Godly parent revealed
Summary:
She finds out who her godly parent is and becomes a "bad girl"
Notes:
Yay! I get to SOMEWHERE in this dumb plot! I have an idea for an ending already made in my head!
Also, might as well tell you that this will only have 12 chapters. I’ve known this for a while now but I’ve decided to just tell you guys.
Also also, I have the flu and I hate it.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Talor swif shos up agan (ugh) an sas
“Dis is geting redicoolus! Heer!” den she grabd ma not an tapd eet wit her hand, da not sad:
“Hello my dear daughter Liberty. It is I, your mother
Nyx
The goddess of the night”
WUT? Butt I thot…
“Eye don undastan…im afroditi’s data” I tel talor swif
“No, yo dad ees, U r desended from her.” shi tels meh “but wii coodnt let iit bee nown dat U r nix’s child”
“But, U sad U wer mah sista. Nicks is godes ov nite an cool, wile U ar NUT cule.” i tel ha
“Tel meh child, hoo do U cee?” talor swift tels
“Talor swift” I tel ha
“I am nemisis, godes uv revanj. U si da peepel u wan to do revenj aganst da most.” shee sais cleerli “an u ar a trash fur reel. U want rivenj aganst talor swif mor den da murdarars ov yo fatha?”
I noded, bc ma dad wuz sinin to talor swift wen hee dyed.
“Wel, luk ot fur forse”
Shii vanished afta.
So, mah mom iz da godes uv nite, huh?
Dat meens I am probli a BAD GIRL.
I waked to a bilding and wen to da roof.
Der, i began to…u gess it, sin!
“Like a small boat on the ocean
Sending big waves into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion
And all those things I didn't say
Were wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?
This is my fight song (hey)
Take back my life song (hey)
Prove I'm alright song (hey, ha)
My power's turned on (hey)
Starting right now, I'll be strong (hey)
I'll play my fight song (hey)
And I don't really care if nobody else believes (ha)
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me
Losing friends and I'm chasing sleep
Everybody's worried 'bout me
In too deep, say I'm in too deep (I'm in too deep)
And it's been two years, I miss my home
But there's a fire burning in my bones
Still believe, yeah, I still believe
And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream 'em loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?
This is my fight song (hey)
Take back my life song (hey)
Prove I'm alright song (hey, ha)
My power's turned on (hey)
Starting right now, I'll be strong (hey)
I'll play my fight song (hey)
And I don't really care if nobody else believes (ha)
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me
A lot of fight left in me
Like a small boat on the ocean
Sending big waves into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open
I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion
This is my fight song (hey)
Take back my life song (hey)
Prove I'm alright song (hey)
My power's turned on (hey)
Starting right now I'll be strong (I'll be strong)
I'll play my fight song (hey)
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me
No, I've still got a lot of fight left in me”
(Fight song by Rachel Platten)
I then go bak don an m desent hapi. Mah mom iz nut a basic birch lik afroditi, shee’s cool nix.
Notes:
Well, now with THAT out of the way, say goodbye to any semblance of plot.
Also, I usually claim that if I was a demigod I’d be a child of Athena. But it’s a little more complicated than that.
I feel like I’d be a child of Athena, descendant of Apollo, and a Hunter of Artemis. That makes me sound like I’d be powerful, but I feel like my siblings and fellow hunters would hate my guts because I can be horribly annoying at times :(
So maybe it’s better off that I’m just a normal mortal.
Chapter 9: Fanfic tropes galore
Summary:
Libya meets her super secret twin sister
And she's...
BLOND????????????
Oh ya, she meets Leo, and learns that she has some kind of blessing/curse.
You know how this shit is gonna go, right?
Notes:
I have to include all the cringy fanfic tropes, so this fanfic is weirdly exhausting.
Also, is it possible to have a mid-life crisis at 16? (I’m asking for myself, not Liberty)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Som gorl shos up in fron uv meh
“Hy deer sista!” she tels meh, I gasp, shi luks lik meh butt wit blond har (EWWWW)
“Hoo ar u?” I ask
“Mah nam iz forse jons, ur twin sista” shii sas
“Wut?” I wuz so skard
“Il steel al da boys fur miself” she tels meh
“Wel i dont car animor” i tel har (altho dat is kinda a ly) “i jus wana destroi da world no, so da world iz alwas nite an perfakt fur meh, ‘cause im nut lik uda girls!”
“wut?” shi sas srupirsed “u ar evil?”
“Ya, kinda” i tel har. Den i run awa
Idk wat 2 du abot havin a twin sista, i kinda dont car. i DU wana case problems dough.
Den i see dis gi. He wuz cuuut an hed bron har an bron scin. hi wuz short butt i can deel wit tat.
“Hye” he sad shily
“Hi” i blushd an sad
“Ma nam is leo” he sad
“Lik da zodiac sine?” I asc
“Yus” he replid
“e’m libati” i sad
“U r veri beutyfool” he sad
Den i kiss im as whel.
I roon awa.
i met 3 cuut bois an day al lav meh.
den i sei a shado agan
“Btw, u hav da rar afroditi blesin dat maks ebrion fal in luv wit u. ur dad had it 2, wich is y i fel fo him. So dees bois onli lik u becas ov dis blesin” nix tels meh
“Wut an aful ting to sai to you’r data!” i tel har
“I don car.”
I stab har
Shi laffs!
“U tink a nife can kil a primordal godes? Dink agan fullish data ov min! Jus fur dat, i’l curs u to speek witot voels starting next chapter!”
“NOOOOOOO!” i say camly
“Don’t worry, da curs wil bee liftd if u kis som1”
Den shi levs
Notes:
Don’t stab a primordial goddess I guess?
Also, Liability’s twin’s full name is Force Heaven Desert California Jones
She’s older by 67 minutes (please let this meme be relevant when it posts on Wattpad)
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