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You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

Summary:

... So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
- Blood Hound Gang: The Bad Touch

Or, a 30 day explicit prompt list for Escalin. Original List by bluebellglowinginthedark. Each chapter = 1 prompt, and is 1000 words or less.
Prompt List:
1. Cuddles (naked)
2. Kiss (naked)
3. First time
4. Masturbation
5. Blow job
6. Clothed getting off
7. Dressed/naked (half dressed)
8. Skype sex Wet Dream
9. Against the wall
10. Doggy style
11. Dom/sub
12. Fingering
13. Rimming
14. 69
15. Sweet and passionate
16. In public place
17. On the floor
18. Morning lazy sex
19. Outdoors, woods, parks, gardens
20. Your own kink (Exhibitionism)
21. Shower Bath sex
22. On the desk
23. Trying new position
24. Shy
25. With toys
26. Boring sex
27. Rough, biting, scratch
28. Role playing
29. With food
30. Whatever pleases you

Notes:

I'm trying to write the 30 prompts as an actual narrative, in the order that they are given. Not sure if I managed it, but hope you enjoy reading them anyway!

Chapter 1: Cuddles (naked)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Merlin wore very little. It wasn't hard to notice that. Her breasts were only just covered by her coat most of the time. Her shorts only just covered her butt. Escanor very much approved. He approved of her current state of dress even more, not that you could tell with how much he was spluttering and blushing. Merlin was wearing nothing at all. As you'd expect considering she was going in the bath, but still. He could see her perfect breasts, tempting him to touch.

“Want to join me?” She asked. He spluttered some more. He... he couldn't! She was her and he was him and... Merlin clicked her fingers and he screamed, hands darting to cover himself. She'd... his clothes had vanished!

“M-Merlin! G-Give me my clothes back.” His face was crimson.

“Why? You're hot and... I wouldn't mind a cuddle.” She made her way over and he shivered.

“No! Don't... I don't want you to see...”

“Escanor; you are hot. And... I want to see how hot.” Escanor felt a different kind of hot. One caused by having the woman he loved standing before him stark naked; his hands being the only things preventing her from seeing his sex. It was mortifying! He shook his head, prompting a sigh.

“Alright then. Fine. Then... why don't we cuddle in the bath? I swear I won't peek under the water.” He liked the sound of that. He... he wasn't ready to show himself to her like this yet. He wanted to kiss her first. With clothes on, hopefully! She made her way over, climbing in. She sighed in pleasure as the warm water slid over her sore muscles. She closed her eyes.

“Come join me, Escanor.” She told him, keeping her eyes shut. He quickly made his way over and climbed in, a small wave of water sloshing over the rim of the bath. It hadn't been run for two people to sit in it; but he knew Merlin could magically clean the water up afterwards. She shuffled over, getting in between his legs. N-Not like that! She was kneeling in front of him though, arms spread a little. He leaned forward, his arms nervously sliding around her shoulders. She quickly copied, shuffling a tiny bit closer. He felt something soft and squishy brush against his chest and wondered what it was. He realised and his cheeks went red.

This alright?” She asked, her fingers lightly rubbing his shoulders. He swallowed, managing a nod. Her... her breasts were against his chest! And it felt... really really nice. She kept fidgeting, just a tiny bit, and that felt amazing as well.

“Can I climb on your lap?” His face quickly matched his cheeks. Merlin sitting on his lap was guaranteed way to make his sex take notice. Escanor nodded before he could stop himself and Merlin climbed on. He shivered, her shivering just a tiny bit in reflex. Her touches became a tiny bit firmer too, just the right side of arousing. Hence... he squirmed.

“E-Enough! Please! I'm...” She smirked, because of course she did. She had to know what she was doing to him. Merlin did climb off his lap though, closing her eyes so he could climb out. He did so, keeping his back to her. He made his way to the door, magically becoming dry and clothes materialising to cover him. He headed out, going to his room for now. He had a problem to take care of and it wouldn't be possible in Merlin's presence.

Notes:

Yes, Merlin opened her eyes as soon as Escanor had climbed out to check out his rear view (and she very much approved of it).