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After Evil Ragatha decided to melt into mush, Evil Jax thought that would be the end of him and the Evil Big Tops. He saw it happen, a snap of Caine’s fingers and POOF, a pile of confetti on the floor.

But no.

After Evil Ragatha was promptly returned to her solid form, he and the rest of the circus’ evil twins were allowed their own hallway in the corner of the gigantic tent; hidden away from prying eyes… at least for now.

Caine mentioned an Awards Show or something and that he needed time to prepare for it, so he restricted the Evil Big Tops within their hallway until the ceremony was complete. Something about managing NPCs and the show simultaneously being too much.

Whatever the case, at least everybody got their own rooms, which was where he currently rested. Now that he could just be still and lay on his bed rather than constantly having to do something out on a ball field, he explored his thoughts; never having the chance to do so before during his short existence.

So what thoughts were percolating in his mind?

Evil Pomni.

*God, Evil Pomni…*

Her sinister smile, her sharp but smooth voice, her vulgar attitude, the bright colors on her jester outfit…

*Her hair. Her ebony hair…*

Why couldn’t he stop thinking about her? Why was it just her? He felt nothing but cordial acceptance for the other members of the Evil Big Tops… why was his desire for her specifically so strong?

She was an unstoppable force… he would fall like sticks if a leaf blew his way. They were polar opposites.

*Why do I want her so badly?*

His thoughts were interrupted by the door to his room swinging open. Coach Dictator had a tendency to just barge into Evil Jax’s room, even in the short time they’ve been here. He was always shouting plans and orders, scheming a rematch against their mirrored selves. Evil Jax didn’t need this right now. He was preparing to stifle a sigh and craned his neck to look towards the door frame.

It was Evil Pomni.

*Oh my god.*

“Sup c(boing!)ksucker!”, she roared.

*What do I even say?! Oh god,now of all times…*

He stuttered out a response.

“Oh hey! Uhh… w-what brings you here?”

Locking eyes with him briefly before bouncing her gaze across the room, she shut the door and grunted.

“That dumba(pop!) dictator won’t shut up about his plan, so I told him to bother Evil Ragatha about it. Those two never shut the f(beep!) up once they get arguing.”

“Uh… oh! Well… I can… see why you’d do that. He kinda g-gets on my nerves too… but… why are you here?”

“UGHHHH you really are a nosy rabbit aren’t you? Whatever. Evil Ragatha’s room is right next to mine, so I can’t get any peace and quiet with their b(squeak!)ing. Figured since your room was the furthest away, I’d hide out here.”

“O-oh… I see…”

Those words barely made it out of his mouth, more so out of obligation to acknowledge her response rather than really wanting to say them.

*Ok… calm down. She’s just here out of convienience. There’s nothing else to this. It’s ok. You’ll be fine. You’ll be-*

“PFFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHA!!”

She turned to him and let out a loud cackle, throwing Evil Jax out of his thoughts.

The shift in her mood made it to where he could barely mumble his next words out.

“W-what?”

She stopped her laughter with a few snorts and giggles, smiling widely and revealing her source of amusement as she flopped onto the bed with him.

“You know, for a bunny with the skin color of f(bonk!)ing bubble gum, I didn’t expect to actually be able to tell when you’re blushing! You look like a tomato right now!”

*SHE CAN SEE THAT?!!*

Vigorously shaking his head, his face tried to find the right expression as he haphazardly constructed his next sentence.

“W-what? What are you talking about?”

She scoffed, not taking her eyes off of his.

“You’re blushing, dumb(bonk!). But then again, there’s the question of what exactly you’re blushing about…”

Her voice took on a deeper, smoother tone near the end of that response, abandoning the tough and noisy exterior without sounding any less confident. She kept it in her next words.

“You’re a boy that’s easy to fluster, but you never act like this. When you turned your head at me when I came in, you looked like you were about to tell me off, b(ding!)ch at me just like those two a(boing!)hats… but here you are now. Tomato rabbit.”

*Crap, she’s not gonna buy anything I say… what do I do?*

She lowered her voice once more, barely a whisper into Evil Jax’s ears.

“Now, I’m not a mind reader, but I think I know what you want. I’m a harda(bonk!), I won’t deny it, but I won’t do anything you don’t want to.”

*Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod*

She snorted, returning to her usual tone but with a newfound charm sprinkling her sentence.

“I wish you could see how pathetic you look right now, b(ding!) boy.”

She slowly crawled towards him, gently spreading his legs apart as she came to eye level.

He was a mushy mess. He was gone.

“Woah! W-what do you mean?!”

She crept closer, a blush of her own blooming on her pale white face.

Baring her sharp teeth, Evil Pomni snarled “You’re blushing even harder?! You’re a freak! You WANT me to be mean to you, don’t ya? Heh… LOSER.”

*What’s wrong with me!? Why is she so-*

Evil Jax barely sputtered out his denial, unable to keep the anticipatory smile off his face, “N-no… that’s not true…”

“Shut up, liar.” Evil Pomni was quick to call him out.

She lowered her voice again, causing the fur on Evil Jax’s body to stand up straight.

“You want this, don’t you?”

She let her long, snake-like tongue slither out of her mouth right after the words left it

*Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyespleasepleasspleasepleaseplease*

Despite his mind begging for it, he couldn’t form the words she needed.

She changed her voice to one he had never heard, a soft and caring tone. Her expression became more comforting and understanding, her grin turning to a gentle smile.

“I’ll only do it, if you want to do it. If you’re not up to this, it’s ok. Just say the word, whichever it is, and I’ll respect it.”

*It’s now or never.*

“Y-yes. Please.”

Her signature evil grin returned, showcasing her sharp teeth. Her commanding voice resurfaced.

“I thought so, bunny boy.”

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Gently pushing the pink rabbit down onto the sheets, with his legs still spread, a red and yellow jester began her attack with a soft whisper.

“You know, I gotta admit, I’ve been yearning for you too tomato rabbit. I’ve wanted you so f(screech!)ing bad ever since that ball game. You’re just a pile of gooey mush just waiting to melt, and I can’t wait to drink every last drop.”

*Who knew she was so sentimental?*

She leaned forward into Evil Jax’s face. They were so close, feeling each other’s breath escape their mouths. They just stared at one another for a few seconds, Evil Jax with an awkward but content smile, and Evil Pomni wearing her usual grin with newfound desire.

“Now let me kiss you, loser.”

She opened her mouth ever so slightly, just enough space to let her long tongue slip out again, waiting eagerly for a mouth to enter.

*pleasekissmepleasekissmepleasekissmepleasekissme*

Evil Jax opened his mouth gently to let her in, to finally intertwine with the Jester he had yearned for. Evil Pomni found it so hot. He was here. He was waiting. He wanted her. And she wanted him.

She closed the distance between them, her tongue slithering into Evil Jax’s mouth, finding his own tongue and mixing together with it. Her breath, his breath, saliva combining into a building heat. Evil Pomni’s eyes were closed, her black eyeshadow on display, showcasing how much she savored this.

Evil Jax’s eyes, on the other hand, were wide open. They dilated to the big square blocks that almost covered his set of yellow eyes. She felt so good in his mouth, so cooling and yet so warm at the same time. Like she was meant to be inside of him.

*Inside. Inside… I want inside*

She pulled away from his mouth, taking a breath before moving down across his body, peppering his pink fur with kisses, leaving white jester makeup in the shape of lips all over his body.

Evil Jax felt like a furnace. He was feeling sensations and tingles all over his body. He wanted her. He wanted to get closer.

He wanted her to want him inside her.

He stuttered out his desire.

“U-uh… I’m sorry if this is t-too fast… but…”

She slowly looked up at him, her lips forming a small smile, her eyes half-lidded but yearning.

“I-… I want to… I want…uh….”

Her smile widened.

“Umm… u-uh…”

She helped him out with a smooth, soft voice.

“Do you want inside me?”

Evil Jax hitched his breath.

*YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES*

“Y-yeah… if you’re… o-okay with it?”

“Of course I’m okay with it, dumb(boing!). After all…”

She leaned in closer, whispering in his ears.

“I want you inside of me. You’re a pile of sticks that a stiff breeze would blow over. You’re a loser who would melt into putty if someone looked at you wrong. And to top it all off, you’re a freak. A freak who can’t even properly ask to fuck me… and that’s why I want you inside of me.”

She pulled away as she took off her hat, letting her black hair flow down around her head, bangs resting on her face.

“You’re a pent up powder keg who stutters every word he says. You’re a rabbit in every sense of the word. And I love it. You’ve got a lot you want to show me, and I want it all. So…”

She unbuttons her jester outfit, her smooth white skin revealing itself; glistening in Evil Jax’s eyes.

“You gonna sit there like a bunny that’s scared s(donk!)tless, or are you gonna fuck me?”

*…*

Without a word, Evil Jax hastily took off his overalls, flipping Evil Pomni onto the sheets below him and straddling her. Out from the discarded denim was the culmination of his anxiety and frustration. Erect and pulsing, his veiny cock was twitching at the sight of Evil Pomni.

“Heh. Already hard from a couple of kisses? You’re such a f(bonk!)ing lightweight, you know that?”

The blushing rabbit slipped off his gloves and reached out towards her pussy.

“I…I…” he peeped out.

Evil Pomni suddenly rushed to grab his hand, slowly guiding it towards her sex.

“I’d tell you ‘don’t be shy’, but you’re such a f(beep!)ing scaredy cat that I need to pull your hand into my p(beep!). Stop being a loser and feel how warm I am, bunny boy.”

After stopping just inches away from her entrance, Evil Jax slowly snaked his index finger into it. Evil Pomni almost gasped in anticipation.

His hands were so big.

Slithering around, exploring the warm, soft environment around it… staring into what his mate desired most.

Her clitoris finally felt stimulation, being rubbed and kneaded by Evil Jax’s fingers. Pink rabbit. Her rabbit. She had her doubts, but he was actually going to do it. She mewled and suppressed light moans as wave after wave of building anticipation accumulated in her belly.

She looked up at his face. Evil Jax’s mouth wore an expression of uncertainty, but his eyes were a different story. They were almost all black. His pupils were filled with desire. With hunger. No matter how nervous he was, he couldn’t deny it. He was in a rut.

He wanted her.

She nearly growled in disappointment when he removed his finger from her clitoris.

“Oh come on, that better not be all you had to offer you little b(bonk!) boy-AH!”

She covered her mouth as soon as the moan escaped it. She looked down to see his long, veiny cock lodged into her pussy. Good god it was so big and hard. She could feel every inch of it.

Evil Jax muttered his next response with his trademark anxiety, but with a new hint of confidence.

“I… I said I wanted… inside you… d-didn’t I?”

He slowly slid his rod further down into her. She felt his body slowly entering hers, a cool sensation slowly rising up through her vaginal passage. Cool Bunny. Warm Jester.

It slowly traveled along her insides. He was taking his time with her. He wanted to enjoy this.

Then he hit her womb. His head pressing against the edge of her uterus. Practically kissing. Kissing inside her. Inside each other.

“That feels good, Tomato Rabbit, but if that’s as fast as you can go, you’re a poor f(dong!)ing excuse for a hare.”

His pupils dilated even further, almost entirely eclipsing his yellow eyes.

He slowly pulled away from her g-spot, exiting her fleshy tunnel until the tip of his dick was just barely within the entrance.

Then he slid back in, a little faster than usual. Deep within her mind, she realized where this was going.

*Oh my god, this is gonna be so fucking great*

And before she knew it, his tip hit her womb again. Then he pulled out, faster. Then he entered again, even faster. Gentle undulations slowly turned into slamming, tiny breaths graduated into panting.

Then she parted her lips, words of confidence and pure heat escaping to let him know who was in charge.

“Ohhhh! OH MY GOD!! YOU SICK FREAK!!! BET YOU LIKE SEEING ME LIKE THIS DON’T YOU?! FIRST YOU LET ME BE MEAN TO YOU, THEN YOU HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME LIKE I’M A SEX TOY?! YOU’RE SUCH A F(Beep!)ING PIECE OF S(Ring!)T YOU KNOW THAT?!”

He didn’t say anything in response, just kept looking at her with that half anxious, half lustful gaze.

Then he started whimpering.

Each thrust weaseled out a weak mewl from his lips. He slowly open his mouth to speak

“You… you…”

He was barely audible.

“Speak up, bunny boy, I can’t hear you over the sound of you pounding the s(bonk!)t out of me!!”

“Your… your eyes… they’re… h-hearts…” he gasped out.

*WHAT*

“Ever since-since I started going faster… they turned into hearts…

*FUCKING HELL*

“I…it’s cute…”

“Oh yeah, bet you like that you f(screech!)ing h(beep!)ny a(boing!)s rabbit! A cute jester with hearts in her eyes! Show me how much you love it!! F(bonk!)K ME LIKE THE RABBIT YOU ARE!!!”

He slammed into her faster and faster, pounding her insides, putting so much pressure on her passage, her womb, her clit…

“LOOK AT YOU, YOU’RE SO F(ding!)ING PATHETIC!!! YOU’RE REARRANGING MY GUTS AND I’M THE ONE CALLING THE SHOTS!!! BETTER NOT SLOW DOWN!”

“I… I’m your rabbit…”

“Excuse me!?”

“Your rabbit… I’m… I’m your rabbit… I’m yours”

“D(bonk!)n right you are. You’re all mine. Doesn’t matter if I’m kissing you or you’re turning my insides into mush. You’re mine! MINE!! IF ANYONE ELSE EVEN LOOKS AT YOU FUNNY I’LL CRUSH EVERY BONE IN THEIR BODY!!! NOBODY GETS TO BE MEAN TO YOU BUT ME!!! NOBODY GETS TO USE YOU BUT ME!!! YOU’RE MINE!!!”

He grabbed her hair, holding up her head to look at him and using it as an anchor. His other hand crept over her ass, caressing and squeezing each cheek interchangeably. Taking another look at her face, he saw black eyeshadow streaming down with tears of pleasure.

Her whole body was being treated, hair held, bulge in her belly, legs spread, and guts being fucked. She let her tongue droop out from her mouth as she continued to pant from the pounding she was getting. She slowly raised it to Evil Jax’s face, just inches away from her heart-eyed expression, and ran it over his cheeks; saliva dripping off the trails she left.

Evil Jax responded by thrusting his head forward and biting down not quite hard but not quite softly on Evil Pomni’s neck, each tooth gently attacking her skin. She moved her tongue to lick his ears, watching them twitch as she tasted their fur.

That caused something to snap in Evil Jax, he started going into overdrive, she could feel his cock getting more tense. She placed her hand on her belly, feeling the bulge deform her stomach and rapidly move under her fingers.

“I… I’m close…”

“HAH! AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT PULLING OUT?! DO YOU WANNA GET ME PREGNANT YOU SICK F(dong!)K?!! THAT’S WHAT RABBITS DO RIGHT?! KNOCKING EACH OTHER UP LIKE THERE’S NO F(ding!)ING TOMORROW?! YOU REALLY JUST GONNA LAY ME DOWN AND FILL ME UP WITH A LITTER?! YOU PIECE OF DEPRAVED S(bonk!)T!!!”

“Please… more…”

“YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME?! JUST BECAUSE I’M THE ONE BEING POUNDED?! I OWN YOU, YOU H(boing!)NY A(screech!)S BUNNY!!! YOU BELONG TO ME, AND NO ONE ELSE!! YOU’RE A LOSER!! A FREAK!! BUT YOU LOVE ME!! YOU WANT ME SO BAD YOU’LL TURN MY GUTS TO PUTTY!!”

She lowered her roaring lust into a coquettish whisper.

“If you really love me… you’ll cum right now. Don’t you dare pull out. Stay inside, and cum like the rabid animal you are.”

The dam broke.

Out from his cock poured a stream of white lust. Pure frustration and catharsis filled up Evil Pomni’s gut, flowing into her womb. Her belly slowly began to swell with the sheer amount of cum spurting out of Evil Jax’s pulsating dick.

Evil Pomni felt an orgasm of her own coming on, her pussy lubricating with squirting juices, mixing with the glistening semen pouring out of the edges of her passage, still blocked by Evil Jax’s cock. A mixture of pure love, pure heat.

Euphoria rocked the two mates, Evil Pomni’s heart pupils dilating to a size that almost covered her big eyes. Evil Jax closed his own eyes, a full smile cropping up on his face as he whimpered and moaned after dumping his load. Tears were welling up and falling from his eyes, mirroring the black streaks covering Evil Pomni’s face.

He slowly pulled out of her pussy, revealing his slimy, cum-coated dick, twitching and reeling. Semen poured out of Evil Pomni’s sex, her belly slowly shrinking as the sheer volume of white pudding flowed outwards. Her gut sloshed and growled with every movement she made.

Through her panting, she managed to cough out “You’re still a loser, but since you managed to properly care for me…”

She sat up to meet his eyes, glistening liquid still pouring out of her sex. Evil Jax could see the dark imprint of the hickey he gave her resting on her neck.

“Good boy.”

She then moved in to kiss his sweaty forehead, a white lip mark remaining where she planted it.

“All mine.”

Evil Jax was completely stunned, from the orgasm, the realization of everything he and her just did, and the kiss she gave his forehead. Evil Pomni just stared up at him, eyes half lidded and her signature grin on her face; as if she didn’t just get fucked the shit out of.

“I… t-thank you…”

“Of course you should thank me, loser. H(bonk!)ll, you should also praise me for all you’re worth.”

“You… you’re the best. You’re perfect. You’re cute. You look so pretty like this.”

“D(ding!)mn, didn’t even stutter? Must have really meant it. Keep it up and I may consider keeping you, bunny boy.”

He bowed down on all fours, gripping the sheets tight.

“You did so good… you’re so good… good to me. I like how you own me… use me as much as I use you. Please… God… please… tell me we’ll do this again.”

“Come here, bunny boy.”

Evil Pomni suddenly pulled Evil Jax into a hug, their naked bodies wrapped in an embrace as the fluids of their heat rubbed against each other. The rabbit laid on top of the jester in her act of affection, they both remained still for quite a while, simply feeling each other’s heartbeats and their panting breaths as they slowly calmed.

They were both at peace. They were both happy.

“I… I love you.”

“I love you too, you f(beep!)king loser.”