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"No, He has 3 daughters not 1"

Summary:

What if... Bruce have MORE than 1 daughter and people just did not know that? Or more likely People just didn't pay enough attention about.

Cassandra Cain? Everyone knows her as Bruce's Daughter of course but...

Who the fuck is Jason Todd?!?

And is there actually 1 or two Tim Drake??? Why is there Timothy Drake and Timaria Drake??? Which Drake is the real Drake?! (spoiler. It's the same person Tim is just Manipulating the public to think there's 2 of her, Classic Tim)

Notes:

I've made silly Fem!Tim and Fem!Jason drawing and I wanted to make a silly Fic about it lol

Also I'm not sure if I want to put in a ship but I'll probably would one day

Chapter 1: Daily Routine

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Sometimes even the Greatest detective of all time have his struggles on solving things...

Bruce could solve so many cold cases...

 

Yet the case he can't solve involved his own life, and that is how to trying to understand his Girls... You see, Alfred been going out on a well deserve holiday for the weekend and leaving Bruce to handle it on his own.

Bruce though he could to this! He's the greatest Detective of all times...

 

He regret it-

 

And it started from early this Morning...


 

Early in the Morning Bruce went to the Kitchen to make himself a cup of coffee, He would've made breakfast but last time he did that the kitchen exploded-

 

Cassandra had been in the kitchen first... He didn't motice she was there until she stood next to him and point at his coffee, while still wearing the simple shirt and pants she wore to sleep last night.

 

Bruce had tense up a little when he saw the familiar hand pointing close to his cup, One of these days she's going to give him a heart attack... "It's Coffee, do you want some?" He offered

 

Cassandra gave him a weird look before shaking her head and went to pick up the container where Alfred put the green tea bag in and just start making herself a Tea, so she prefer tea in the morning? He'll keep note of that.

 

It didn't take an hour for Jason to walk in, Already dressed for the day, fresh and as if she woke up looking like that. 

 

How many hours did it take her to get ready?? Who tf knows. She's probably already up at 3 am so she could start getting ready for the day... Bruce had learned to stop questioning Jason's ungodly morning routine.

 

Jason walk pass him to get to the fridge, taking out a bottle of something and grabbing her mug, she poured it down to the mug

 

"What?" Jason asked when she notice Bruce was staring, Bruce shook his head "what is that?" He asked, he doesn't remember that bottle at all but yet again there's a lot of shit in that fridge that he might haven't seen.

 

"It's Cucumber and Spinach Juice" Jason responded.

 

"Cucumber and spinach?" Bruce repeated, he never thought Jason liked spinach... When she's little she hates vegetables.

 

"Yea, it's healthy for a mornign drink... Unlike the coffee you're about to drink" Jason responded again with a bit sarcasm in her tone, Cassandra nodded at her word while sipping on her tea.

 

"Coffee is Healthy for a morning drink" Bruce talked back

 

"Not for the Skin it isn't!" "not skin!" Both girls immediately talked back "drinking coffee in the morning dry your skin!" "Dry sin, Bad!" 

 

"Acne breakouts!" Cassandra added "yea! those prone to acne or other common skin issues... Can be very bad if you drank coffee every morning!" Jason scolded

 

"Fine By Me!" A Voice breaks the two Girls from Scolding Bruce even more, It was Tim... Looking liks shit, she probably haven't shower since Yesterday... Let alone sleep.

 

She grab the Coffee filled Kettle and chug it all down like The heat doesn't bother her, Both Jason screech while Cassandra tense up with wide eyes they're like demons watching a fellow demon chug down holy water.

 

Tim then walk off as if nothing Happens...

 

Ok so Bruce lost track on what they were doing earlier-

 

Cass and Jason doesn't like coffee in the morning, Tim probably need to go to the Hospital... Right?

 


It was in the afternoon when Cassandra came up to Bruce while holding up a few clothes "what is it Cass?" Bruce asked.

 

Cassandra put the clothes to the coffee table and raise one up to her body silently asking him if it looks good on her, in Bruce eyes anything his Kids wear would look good on them so he probably don't know how to judge this.

 

But he just smile and nodded "it looks good on you" he says, Cassandra nodded before picking up a different dress and put it infront of her "It looks good" Bruce responded with a Shrugged 

 

After the same respond for 5 times she furrowed her brow "no, Pick one" Cassandra says before lining up the dresses on the table and gesture for Bruce to pick.

 

Oh shit-

 

"Well I think anything you wear would look good on You Cass" Bruce says hoping that'll satisfy her, it doesn't.

 

She look at him unamused but then her head perked up when Stephanie walked by, immediately she wave her hand snd the other girl approaches "Ooo what's this?" Stephanie asked while looking at the dresses

 

"Cassandra Wanted me to choose which one would look good on her but I think any of them would and she's not pleased by that statement" Bruce explained, Stephanie scoffed amuse "of course you'd think that"

 

"That is Soooo last Month" Stephanie pointed at one of the dress "That one is too short for you Cass, we dont want that!" She added waving her hand off at another dress "Ooo that one is good but the color is disgusting!" 

 

"Oh! Oh this one!" Stephanie reach out for a simple black dress and hold it out to Cassandra "you'll look good in this!" She suggested, Cassandra's eyes lit up "thank you" she says before gathering the Dresses and rushed off.

 

After a few moment of Silence "You're so bad at this" Stephanie mocked "shut up" Bruce grumbled.

 


They're suppose to be already on patrol but apparently Jason can't find her Helmet... No not the two she was Holding.

 

"They look absolutely the same to me" Bruce says as he stood infront of Jason, the 22 Years old let out a gasp as if he just said something that offended her.

 

Damian this time was there too and he look at Bruce as if his father had just said something Heinous 

 

"they are NOT the same!" Jason says loudly "I need the RUBY RED one Bruce! This is Crimson Red and Disgusting Apple Red!" Jason scolded

 

"Yes Father Get it right! Those colors are clearly different!" Damian scolded him too.

 

Bruce can't see the difference, maybe he's eyes are getting old but nope it's just Him talking to a women Who's passionate about Color symbolism and an artist-

 

He's not winning this shit.

 

Bruce took a deep breath before letting out a sigh trying to keep himself calm "Ok so what does the the Ruby Red helmet color looks like" he asked Carefully 

 

"It's Ruby red, how the fuck do you not know what tha color looks like?" Jason asked back now sounding even more offended "#900603 father, it's simple to remember" Damian added.

 

"See, how come the demon brat knows more than you, you're unhelpful" Jason pointed "Come on Damian let's go look for it, Your father is getting too old to know the difference of Colors" Jason says before walking off

 

Damian raise his head and stare at Bruce with a disappointed gaze before he turn away and followed Jason...

 

They end up going on patrol like 2 hours late just because They can't find the Helmet, apparently Dick also mistaken the color and thought it's a Cherry red and had put it to the Washer because Jason told him to put the Cherry red one.

 

Bruce was not the only one scolded about shades of Red that night.

 


After Patrol End everyone went to their seperate way, Tim was the one left in the Batcave while taking her mask off.

 

"Tim have you think about the Dress you want to wear" Bruce asked, Tim raise a brow "what?" She asked back while making her way to the Bat Computer.

 

"For next week's Gala, your sisters had chosen theirs... I was wondering if you had choose yours" he repeated more specifically.

 

Tim push her lips a little while her eyes focused on the Bat Computer.

 

Bruce expected something maybe a simple dress like Cass? Tim seems to be the type to like simple things or maybe an elegant one like Jason's?...

 

But of course what Tim said always caught him off guard "Throw me a Suit and Tie, with Pants that has Pockets and I'm good to go!" Tim wave him off confidently.

 

"A-again? Don't you want to um, wear pretty dresses?" Bruce asked Tim only shrugged.

 

"Dresses either doesn't have a pocket, Would got lifted up by the wind or too tight to move, In the Gala Timaria drake will not be present! But Timothy Drake will!" Tim raise her head proudly.

 

Ok so now Bruce is confused even more, each girls has so much different taste that he can't keep up...

 


 

When Alfred Returns he just raise a brow staring at Bruce who haf covered his face with his hands and sit there in his study.

 

"I'm guessing they're giving you a hard time master Bruce?" Alfred asked 

 

"I can't understand them at all" Bruce sobbed

 

"What's the difference between black eyeshadow and BLACK eyeshadow???" Bruce asked desperately "well sir you're certainly not qualified for it but I'm sure you'll get the hang of it"

 

IT'S BEEN YEARS AND HE STILL DOWN KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH HIS GIRLS... The older they get it just seems they're getting more complicated 

 

It was so easy when Jason was a kid, she likes bikes, Crime fighting, Burger and no veggies, But now Holy shit Bruce can't keep up with her Routine- He's terrified and Impressed the fact after an exausting Patrol she still does her Routine before bed like who has the power to do that?! The Red Hood apparently.

 

Cassandra was sweet and still is it's just she Gets even more picky and He feels like Jason is influincing her... She's starting to give Bruce judgemental looks whenever he say or do something she doesn't accept.

 

Tim is a whole different level from them which confused him even more, She doesn't like Dresses, she doesn't like Make up, Bruce doesn't know what she wants other than manipulating people in thinking there's 2 of her and staying up all night to solve cases Which probably isn't Healthy...

 

God help him he's trying....

Chapter 2: Fem Design! And little fun fact

Summary:

I've upload this on tumblr, I'm gonna show it here now

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Fem! Tim

Manipulating and Girlbossing her way through life as we speak, people assume there's two Tim, Timaria Drake and Timothy Drake. There's only 1 actually.

She's mistaken to be a boy a LOT of times, no one but the Batfamily even realize she's a girl. And Tim is Gender-apathetic when it comes to her own gender so she doesn't care at all if someone mistaken her gender.

Tim doesn't care about Looking pretty, but she does care about oooking presentable during certain times (WE meeting, Gala, etc)

She's 20 in here btw

Nothing much change about Tim design or personality except the fact she's A girl.

Fem! Jason

Jason's Name before Dying was Jasmine Todd, but changed to Jason after revival.

Jason was Raised by Talia, So all that attitude was Her Fault/hj and Damian was Raised by Talia and Jason so the ATTITUDE just keep on coming.

She spend times w/the Justice League Dark and The Outcast mosty to spite Bruce, and yes she does still use the All-Blade I think it's cool and silly

Since Tim is 20, I'm making Jason 22 (and Cass probably 23)

Chapter 3: It's Sunday Morning, time to cause our own crime scene

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It was a peaceful Morning, or so he thought-

 

Even though his kids doesn't lived in the manor (aside from Duke and Damian) it doesn't mean the manor is safe from them... And Steph.

 

Steph isn't even one of his kids she just tags along most of the time-

 

But she's count as the menaces that haunt the Manor...

 

Anyway, It was a peaceful Morning... Everything seems peaceful... Too peaceful that it's becoming suspicious "Alfred, Has any of the kids visiting today?" Bruce had asked the Butler.

 

"They have master Bruce, all 4 of them... Added Stephanie, they just went to the Batcave a few minutes ago" Alfred calmly responded while putting the Dishes away.

 

Bruce narrowed his eyes, If they were here it's strangely quiet, quiet is NOT good! Bruce rushed passed the living room and he stopped before peeking his head inside.

 

The TV was on... On the News

 

[Breaking News, Gotham Vigilante Going wild on Sunday Morning]

 

And to his horror it was a Live video of Robin driving the Batmobil wildly with Red Hood on the passenger seat shooting paintball guns at people while laughing maniacally.

 

"I tried to stop them Bruce" Barbara said suddenly appearing next to his side "Try harder???" Bruce suggested "well, I would've if Tim weren't bugging all my monitors it's currently being cleaned out but it'll take hours" she responded with a grin.

 

The live video move to a different angle where it's a video of Signal and Nightwing jumping from Building to Building while being chased by Spoilers who's throwing glitter bomb at them.

 

What the hell is going on... Bruce shake his head before running toward the Batcave, he need to stop this before it gets out of hand

 


It had gone out of hand- Red Hood apparently painted half of Gotham with colorful painballs while there's glitters at every roof of Gotham's building... Yes even Wayne Enterprise.

 

The Wayne Enterprise actually got the most hit, it's somehow now covered in purple paint and pink glitter.

 

It was all a huge mess, and none of them felt Guilty at all especially when Batman came and drag them one by one.

 

Spoiler manage to throw a yellow glitter bomb at his back and now the back of Batman's suit is glittering yellow (the glitter stuck there for days, villains tried not to laugh).

 

Did they end up cleaning their mess? Hell fucking no.

 


 

"I can't believe you guys did what you did!" Bruce scolded once he got all the kids into the Batcave... He look between them all and start counting

 

There's Dick covered in red glitter, he shifted in his feet unable to stay still

There's Jason looking as proud as ever, of course she's proud... It's like her main goal is giving him early grey hair

There's Stephanie with her head raise just as proud as Jason.

Damian actually have the gut to look annoyed, and refusing to even look at Bruce as if Bruce was in the wrong

Duke looks apologetic... Sort of, Nope no he doesn't there's a smile on his face, God his siblings are bad influence on him.

 

Wait... Where's Cass and Tim?! "Where's your Sisters??" Bruce asked as he count them again, yep Cassandra and Tim is NOT there!!

 

They all exchanged glances between each other before looking at bruce with a straight expression on their face "why'd you like to know, Bitch?" They all said in such a mocking tone.

 


Bruce soon found out where Cassandra and Tim were...

 

He wasn't sure if he's impressed or disappointed at this point. He found out when Talia called him and told him she had his other Daughters and he should come pick them up before Ra's loses his shit

 

Apparently somehow the two manage to get to the League Of Assasin and change all the Ninja's suit to pink with glow in the dark ribbon and now whenever the ninja disappear there's just floating ribbon everywhere.

 

When he did get them back to gotham the two girls looks very pleased with themselves.

 

At Times like this Bruce wish he was an alcoholic/j

Chapter 4: Changed her name because her 6 years old Brother got personal grudge against her previous Name

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"... I miss Todd's cooking" Damian says through the comm while he was on Patrol.

 

[Jason Cook???] Dick asked, his tone sounds as if such thing was impossible. Because it is! Last time he check (more like 7 year-ish ago) Jason CAN'T cook.

 

Blew off half of the Kitchen, Alfred was mad- but at least it wasn't as bad as Bruce situation.

 

The Whole mansion was on Fire-

 

"She can" Damian says confidently without a doubt 

 

[That's Interesting, when did she learn that?] Barbara asked through the comm

 

"... I dont know, I thought she already knew even before Mother took her in, does she not know how to cook before?" Damian asked

 

[No]

 

[Nope]

 

[Kitchen went boom]

 

All three of Bruce, Dick and Barbara Responded.

 

Damian scoffed "TT unbelievable! Todd know how to cook she would never let a kitchen explode while she cook!" Damian defended. "Todd had made better meals that Mother ever could" he added.

 

[I'm starting to think we're talking about a different Jasmine Todd] Barbara says after s Long minute of silence 

 

[Hey, it's Jason Todd, Talia said so and it's already changed in the papers] Jason chimed it sounding more than amused at the situation, they all could hear Damian let out a proud huff.

 

[I've been meaning to ask why the name change] Tim questioned

 

"Do not!" But before Damian could shut it all down Jason laugh boomed across the commlinks

 

[Oh you're going to love this] Jason laughed

 

"N O!" Damian yelled demanding to silence whatever Jason was about to say but she didn't listen.

 


It all started out after her revival from the pit and she was still a little out of it when Talia introduced her to 6 years old Damian

 

"Damian, this is Jasmine Todd your sister" Talia introduced, Damian stare at Jason for a very long time, blinking slowly.

 

He open his mouth to say something as if trying to word out what he was about to say but he failed "asthma fodd" he let out and his face was mixed of confusion almost disappointment towards himself before he pouted.

 

Talia leaned to Jason's side "Damian still working on his I, T and E" she whispered, they both stare down as the Child glared at the ground feeling embarrassed.

 

Damian refuse to call Jason by her name after that, because whenever he tried it always came out... Different and not the word he wants and he gets all fussy about it even if Jason didn't seems to care...

 

Sometimes it came out as Asthma, sometimes it's, Jasmn, Jass, Asm, mn, jawsom, Jazm, and so many different words he tried so hard to correct himself it's almost painfully entertaining, and whenever he got it wrong he would trwmbles while glaring at the ground like he's about to cry.

 

The problem is he can't call Jason 'Sister' either BECAUSE HE STILL STRUGGLING WITH THE I AND E, so even when he tried to use a loophole it end up with him saying Sss or Sth. Not even actual words. He tried to used 'Ukhti' as a Loophole it only go far as Ukht, still the right word but Damian still gets annoyed he can't get the ones he want, those little problem goes as far as him sulking during training because of it.

 

And he hated that name so much that he would screech at anyone who says it infront of him (would do the same if he See's the flower), the whole League learn to call Jason just Todd or Red when Damian was around (which is ALWAYS, He's clinging to Jason like a lifeline). Damian grown a personal grudges against the name Jasmine just because he can't fucking spell it and it means he can't call his sister by her name like he wanted to.


[So that's why I change to Jason, Damian was very happy when He finally can spell my name right] Jason finished

 

"TODD YOU ARE A DISGRACE AND A DISAPPOINTMENT TO GRANDFATHER!" Damian shouted while face flustered, the comm was filled with Laughter of the others and A faint chuckle from Bruce.

 

Damian clench his fist, oh the next time he see Jason he's going to punch her on the face for telling them that story!

 

[I ONCE REMEMBER HE SAID HE WOULD BEAT UP WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE NAME JASMINE] Jason laughed louder

 

"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME TODD!!!" Damian shouted, at this point none of them are focus on the Patrol anymore.


Bonus:

 

"It's Jason now" Jason says, 7 years old Damian stare up at the 16 years old... "Ja... Son, Jason" he repeated before his expression brighten up, and he immediately look so proud of himself.

 

Apparently Damian Vocabularity became better when he was 8 years old, so he could've just suffer for another year but Jason and Talia doesn't have enough strength to see the little boy so disappointed to himself... He was fine having to call himself Damyan for 7 Years because he can't say I or correctly but he was not fine he can't spell his Sister's first name correctly.

 

And besides, Jason was a better name anyway (Damian think it is, definitely not because he became petty toward the Name Jasmine lmao)

Chapter 5: Comics/doodles :3

Summary:

These qre already out on tumblr but I feel like I should upload these silly comics in ao3 too

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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it's GIRLFRIEND

 

 

Cat-Sitting on Patrol

 

 

Give me a Suit and Tie instead and we'll be good

 

 

Teen Fem!Jason And Child Damian

 

 

Catching feelings because of the most weirdest and unhinged thing He send Her... (Batman disapprove)

 

Notes:

No John Constantine was harmed in the making of these comics, sort of- hopefully

Chapter 6: Random text send to the Batfamily Group Chat

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Dick: whenever I have a birthday I always look at Myself in the mirror and be like, Good Job Grayson! You survive another year as an adult while not knowing what the fuck you're doing! Yay!!!

 

Tim: sounds like me in daily life ngl, I dont even know how I survive life but I'm thriving better than B.

 

Jason: Anyone can Thrive better than B as long as you have cocaine, Caffaine and Meth in your system with a hint of Daddy issues on the way

 

Stephanie: Question, Do you sell them? 

 

Jason: Cocaine and Meth? yes, Caffaine? No, Daddy Issues? Sadly I dont but you already came with that package if you're a part of us.

 

Stephanie: At what age am I allowed to buy drugs from you?

 

Stephanie: Because I want to lived better than The old Man over here and Drugs sounds so cool.

 

Jason: .... You're like what? 17?

 

Stephanie: I'M 20 T-T

 

Jason: oh shit

 

Jason: still too young, Ask me again in like next year when you turn 21 kid.

 

Stephanie: Damn :(

 

Stephanie: Drug dealers rejected My money because I'm too young

 

Damian: I never thought drug dealers have morale but it's good to know my sister Does her job well

 

Jason: I do not condolence Underage use of Alcohol, Drugs and cigarettes, You ahve to at least be 21 or I'll whoop your ass.

 

Bruce: Jason as much as I appreciate you putting boundaries, please stop selling drugs.

 

Jason: ...

 

Jason: yo Barbie girl, want Drugs? I have weed!

 

Barbara: Hell Yeah!

 

Bruce: .... I feel like you're doing that on purpose Young lady.


Duke: I met a weird Men standing infront of the Waybe Manor's Gate

 

Duke: He looks like a homeless drug dealer, he smell like shit too and he looks sketchy

 

Tim: Blond?

 

Duke: Yea

 

Tim: Trench coat And unkept look?

 

Duke: Yep, How do you know?

 

Tim: @Jason Your weird homeless Boyfriend is here, wtf happening this time?

 

Jason: Not my Boyfriend, just part time Coworker 

 

Jason: Some succubus and their orgy gone wild in New York, there's a whole Lesbian make out session everywhere. John need the All-Blade so I'll be heading out with him

 

Stephanie: LESBIAN MAKE OUT SESSION?! BARK BARK BARK

 

Tim: ngl That sounds so Hot, can WE come along?

 

Cassandra: Women :)

 

Kate: take us along with you girl, We promise we'll be helpful 🙏

 

Duke: Did the word Lesbian Make out session just summoned half of the Girls in the family????

 

Dick: Shhh it's their inner Bisexual/Lesbian heart talking.

 

Jason: I AM NOT TAKING ANYONE TO A LESBIAN MAKE OUT SESSION ORGY

 

Tim: WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?

 

Kate: this is why your my least favorite Niece >:/

 

Stephanie: WE WANT TO BE IN ON IT

 

Cassandra: :(

 

Jason: Did you 4 just missed the part where i said a SUCCUBUS started it or did you just decide to ignore that Because of the word Lesbian in it???

 

Kate: Ah, I only got summoned by the word Lesbian I didn't read the rest.

 

Stephanie: I read it, And that actually pique my interest

 

Tim: it's a LESBIAN make out session Jason, Idc what cause it it's Girls kissing I want in.

 

Cassandra: Read, Ignored, Want girls.

 

Jason: oh my fucking god.

 


Bruce: @Jason Could've chosen better than That man.

 

Jason: omfg

 

Jason: WE'RE NOT DATING

 

Tim: I disagree 

 

Bruce: So many better choices Jason... Aside from that Man that we shall not named

 

Jason: Don't Scold me when Dick over here swinging his ass Left and right ok, At least I stay with one person at a time

 

Bruce: ... So it IS true?

 

Jason: NO IT'S NOT OLD MAN

 

Bruce: You know Jason, I would appreciate it more if it was Bizarro over than man.

 

Jason: Y'know Bruce, If you hate it so much I might as well make it a reality, Not like he's bad looking anyway

 

Bruce: Jason he looks like a sewer Rat that haven't bathe for days

 

Jason: And he looks hot while doing so

 

Bruce: ...

 

Bruce: ....

 

Dick: what have you done lmao

 

Damian: are we talking about Constantine???? Todd I refuse for you to even consider that man of a homeless rat a chosen lover, He is not worthy of your presence!

 

Jason: Your dad Hates it and so I'm going for it >:)

 

Bruce: I change my mind

 

Jason: Failed, You can't try to Psychologically Manipulate me on this.

 

Bruce: Jason, Please-

 

Cassandra: Good Choice Jason 

 

Bruce: ....

 

Barbara: AHHAHHA WHY ARE YOU ON JASON'S SIDE CASS????

 

Cassandra: Happy Sister, Happy Life :)

 

Bruce: What about Happy dad????

 

Cassandra: Sisters must support each others :)

 

Cassandra: You teach us that.

 

Tim: Oh yea you did...

 

Tim: GET THAT ASS @JASON, WE SUPPORT U GIRL! U GOT THIS!! 

 

Jason: 😇

 

Bruce: I regret Teaching you girls that

 

Damian: Father I am not sure how I feel about this...


Damian: Today I learn that Women cramps sre worst than Heart attack.


Damian: as a future Doctor, I want to create a Device to help that.

 

Damian: Because the thought of my Mother and Todd in Pain every month is Unnerving, and Unpleasant.

 

Damian: I want to Build a Device to help reduce cramps, so Women shall not suffer during their time of the month

 

Bruce: That's very kind of you Damian

 

Dick: Awwweee look at him growing up to be considerate of others well being~ he's growung up so fast

 

Duke: I have a strange feeling about this

 

Damian[send a blueprint]

 

Damian: [Send a few more blueprint]

 

Damian: It's a device that turn the Pain from women to the chosen men the women want to giev the pain to

 

Dick: Wait what.

 

Barbara: OH OH OH LMAOOOOO GET READY DICK >:))

 

Barbara: Once damian made it work I'm coming for your ass

 

Dick: WHAT DID I DO????

 

Bruce: Damian don't you think that's Harmful?

 

Damian: Father, as men. We should help as best as we could to ease the pain...

 

Damian: and also I learn there's so many ungrateful Men that treats women period as just childplay, if men could feel what women feel maybe they'll shut up from making it a simple deal.

 

Tim: Hoky shit who raise this kid, get a gold star.

 

Tim: I hate to admit it but I'm proud you're my brother

 

Damian: ... Thank you

 

Damian: So I was also working on making blueprint about the same device but it works on Pregnancy.

 

Damian: Men shall feel the pain of giving birth.

 

Damian: We dont deserve Women unless we appreciate the things they've gone through.

 

Dick: I think it's time to stop talking to Jason for like a year or something this is clearly her influence.

 

Dick: and Stephanie

 

Stephanie: AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

Stephanie: TELL THEM ABOUT THE M-PREG IDEA, TELL THEM ABOUT THE M-PREG IDEA!!!

 

Damian: Ah yes that.

 

Damian: I'm also working on a pill to make it possible 

 

Dick: THE W H A T????

 

Duke: ... Ok I'm weirdly listening after that speech-

 

Bruce: Do I want to even know what that is?

 

Chapter 7: It's definitely Timothy Drake not Timaria... Yep

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"Tim- Sir, We have this guest we need you to loo-" before the man could finish Tim raise her hand to silence him, there was a few beats of Silence before she spoke up "go ask the OTHER Tim later... My uh, Twin. She'll be here in like 5 hours, I'm busy" she casually says 

 

The man look confused for a moment but he nodded before walking away, Finally she got rid of people being annoying...

 

In her defense she was avoiding from meeting guest only because she was tired of these... 'Guest for the company' pretending to be interested in the company and not just want the money 

 

God where is Bruce when you need him? Suddenly the man just up and drop everything to her during such busy times before running to deal with some Justice League issues, Tim let out a tired sigh... She didn't get enough sleep (not like she ever does).

 

There's a knock on the door which made her eye twitch but she took a deep breath and speak up in a very confident and calm manner

 

"Come in"

 

The door to her office pushed open, Jason and Cassandra walked in. 

 

Tim raise a brow "I'm sorry did we schedule something together? I lost track of my scheduling" Tim says while checking her phone making sure she didn't miss any 'Family Meeting' she wrote down in her schedule.

 

She didn't, so they come here without any planning involved... Which probably either be a good thing or a very very bad thing.

 

"We want to invite you to lunch, We know you didn't get to eat Breakfast" Jason explained, Tim push her bottom lips a little "how do YOU know I didn't get to eat breakfast?" She asked suspiciously.

 

Both Cassandra and Jason stare at her for a long while

 

Tim finally let out a frustrated sigh "ok fine, yea I didn't eat breakfast, The stove on my house still haven't been fixed and I was in a hurry" she admitted, damn how foes her sisters knew she didn't eat anything at all sonce this morning.

 

"I'm planning on getting it fixed, I just dont have the time" Tim whined, besides the Oven in her house boat isn't reheating anything anymore after she turneed it to a Scanning device-

 

"Manor" Cassandra softly says, of course she would "That sounds great and all but I dont want to go to the manor every morning for breakfast, I feel bad for Alfred" Tim sigh.

 

"Alfred will be pleased, Not troubled" Cassandra corrected "What she said" Jason agreed.

 

Tim narrowed her eyes at them "oh but like, I want to survive on my own"

 

"Replacement, You choose to lived in a house boat Alone... I'm not sure why but we both know if none of us check on you you'll be dead soon" Jason joked which earns sn eye roll from Tim.

 

She's not THAT helpless on her own is she?! No! Absolutely not she's a Great Co-CEO and an absolutely great menace of a Detective! She survive a whole year on search for Bruce alone (ok maybe didn't actually survive and got revived but still).

 

Even though yea she sometimes forget hunger existed when she's too caught up in something... And sometimes she forgets about basic needs when living alone but she survive 20 years and it's fine! Except the missing spleen but not like that's her fault or anything.

 

"We know what you're thinking with that expression on your face Replacement, get up lets go for lunch before you die of starvation" Jason pull the younger Women off her seat earning a hiss from Tim as she does so.

 


 

"Young Timothy Drake-Wayne, It's a pleasant to see you attending the Gala" a women walk up to her, Tim immediately put up a smile hiding away the exaustion in her previous expression

 

She stood up straight and turn to look at the women "Madame, It's a pleasure to see you again" she greeted back

 

The lady look around her before she look down at Tim "is your sister not attending today's Gala again?" She asked, Tim pause for a moment before she look around.

 

She wasn't sure what the lady was talking about, Cass is somewhere in the crowd for sure she seen her sister shadow walking through the crowd earlier and Jason is right there in the corner surlking while giving people that greets her a half hearted smile

 

"Cass is somewhere in the crowd and Jason is there, Which Sister are you referring too Madam?" Tim asked politely giving a confused smile.

 

"Well I meant you Twin of course, Where's Timaria? I never seen her on Galas before... Last time I saw her was the time where you both are still with the Drakes" the Lady explained, Tim open her mouth in an Oh as if she just realized it.

 

She pushed her bottom lips foward a little before smiling again and giving a shrug, She doesn't have a Twin but not like the world doesn't know anyway... Her parents keep mistaken her as a boy and sometimes they realize she's a girl

 

God this situation is getting confusing, People believe there's Two Tim-

 

Tim let out a hum "She's... Busy, with some study of hers... She said she wants to learn more about accountings, Now that she's Co-Co-Ceo-ing the WE alongside me" Tim lied

 

"Ah of course, Such dedication from a young girl like her... Perhaps next time I could meet her again once she's less busy" the lady laughed, Tim nodded at her

 

"I was about to introduced My son to her, she sounds like such a wonderful girl~" the Lady added unaware she was talking about the girl standing infront of her

 

And Now Tim stop in her place, Blinking a few times "Oh... That's, Great" she says carefully trying not to break character.

 

Deep down she was creaming and throwing invincible table all over the place, No fucking way she's going to go to the Gala as Timaria after this fuck that- 

 

Ain't no fucking way she's gonna go do play-Date

 


 

"Shut up" Tim groan while sitting back to the Seat facing the Batcomputer while hearing Jason Laughing her ass off after hearing what her sister just told her.

 

Cass was giggling softly, Sitting next to the Keyboard while Jason is already hunch over on the floor laughing like a Hyena.

 

Apparently her older sisters find it funny... "Y-you said... That's Great?! Just that?! Ahahahah y-you didn-didn't even... G-gi... Bwahahah give any excuse?!" Jason pointed while laughing

 

"It caught me off guard ok!" Tim talked back "expected outcome" Cass softly says "Been there" she added as she gave Tim a sympathetic nod

 

"I'm so getting a Girlfriend after this or a boyfriend" Tim grumbled "woe look at me turning 20 and now People's mom is hitting on me for their son" she mocking says, Tim rolled her eyes before frustratingly start typing on the Batcomputer's Keyboard.

 

That only made Jason laughed louder, what a bitch- after a few minutes she finally stop laughing. 

 

Jason stood up and put a hand on Tim's shoulder, Tim glance up at her with a narrowed eyes under her domino mask... Jason didn't pay that any mind.

 

"It'll go pass, once you're 30" Jason says with a thumbs up, and Tim groaned.

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