Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Noya added Kageyama, Hinata, Tsukishima, Yachi and 7 others to the server 

Noya named the server "The baddie bunch 🌕" 

Kageyama changed the name to "Mentally Challenged Peoples 😭✨👍🏼"

Noya: oh uhm okay then

I havent slept in two days this is the final result 😙👍🏼

Tsukishima: Can I leave?

Kageyama: That's unfortunate for us /hj

Yamaguchi: oh my godness they're perfect for each other /J

Hinata: There both so grumpy /gen

Kageyama: would you like to fight /s

Hinata: not particularly /s

Sugawara: Noya's phone probably looks like this 

Asahi: Can confirm that Noya's phone does not look like that 

Daichi: Eww who uses proper grammar in a group chat 

Asahi: me bitch 

Hinata: nah id recognise that fuckass broke Iphone 12 anywhere /srs

Kageyama: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE 

Kageyama: I hate it here/ hj

Yamaguchi: wait is that a picture of Blue's phone

Tsukishima: what happens to Blue's phone after they're setting tic comes in and they set it across the room /j

Kageyama: I hate it here 🫤 /j

Noya: hahaha I love it here

Noya: This is the beginning of something magnificent 

Daichi: this is going to be the bane of my existence 

Hinata: is pink panther a lion

Tsukishima: say that again but slower 

Hinata: i dont get it

Tsukishima: hes the pink PANTHER 

Hinata: okay but is he a lion 

Tsukishima: i swear to god yams come get your boyfriend 

Yamaguchi: sho. baby. sunshine he's a panther 

Hinata: is that a kind of lion 

Tsukishima: NO ITS A FUCKING PANTHER

Hinata: I just googled it they are not pink

Tsukishima: AND LIONS ARE

Ennoshita: and i thought Tanaka and Noya where dumb

Tanaka: HRY 

Tanaka: HYE 

Sugawara: take your time you'll get there eventually 

Ennoshita: My case and point ^ 

Tanaka: 🥲

Kageyama: deck the halls with gasoline 

Kageyama: falalalala 

Kageyama: light the match and watch it gleam 

Kageyama: falalalala

Kageyama: now the schools burned to ashes 

Kageyama: FALALALALA 

Kageyama: arent you glad you played with matches 

Tsukishima: do you need help with homework again /gen

Kageyama: yea 🥲 /gen

Tsukishima: all be there in a bit /gen

Asahi: whats wrong with our first years 

Daichi: homework apparently 

Hinata: wait are we allowed to add people Noya

Noya: ofc you can!! The more the merrier!!

Hinata added Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Hanamaki, Matsukawa, Ushijima, Tendou, Shirabu, Semi, Goshiki, Kuroo, Kenma, Bokuto, Akaashi and 20 others 

Daichi: when you asked to add someone I didnt think you meant every highschool volleyball player in japan

Noya: THIS IS AWSOME!

Ennoshita: yeah thats enough discord for today

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Tendou: What the flip flap paddy wack 

Shirabu: you're a disappointment to society

Oikawa: hohoho new group chat 

Kageyama: your mums a hoe/j

Oikawa: Tobio chan what the fuck 

Kageyama: 😛

Matsukawa: Chat is it possible to fuck a cup of noodles 

Iwaizumi: what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Ennoshita: WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU SAY WHEN YOU GET ADDED TO A GROUP CHAT 

Matsukawa: Cuz im secxy 

Kunimi: damn someone lied to you 

Kageyama: you look like a walmart Iwaizumi 😙 /s

Hinata: WHY IS KAGEYAMA JUST VIOLATING

Kageyama: because I can 

Kyoutani: Ignore him hes hangry 

Oikawa: WAIT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW 

Kyoutani: Maybe because im with him 

Oikawa: YOU TRAITOR FRATINIZING WITH THE ENEMY 

Kyoutani: fraternising

Noya: hahaha this is perfect 

Sakusa: what on earth have I been added to

Kageyama: Kiyo!!!

Sakusa: Hey prince

Kageyama: tell miya to reply to my texts

Sakusa: which miya 

Kageyama: 🙄 your boyfriend miya

Hinata: ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW KAGEYAMA IS LIKE BESTIES WITH SAKUSA KIYOOMI 

Komori: oh he basically adopted kageyama at the training camp 

Kageyama: Slayyyy ✨