Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Before I start, here are the rules :)

-I litterally can do ANY king of smut, litterally he could be getting fucked by Satan himself and I'd still write it

-I will NOT write any problematic ships or prompts (no smut or inappropriate situations with underage or unconsenting characters)

-most all ships, including rare pairs are allowed, I enjoy writing rarepairs:) 

-I most enjoy writing about hurt/comfort, injury, bottom almond (but I can do top), spanking or impact play, pretty much anything kinky, straight fluff and exploring almonds character

-I can also write headcanons

-I also enjoy writing about almonds younger or older yeas and exploring his life

-and I LOVE giving him chronic illness.... (I say as I suffer from chronic illness myself)

That's really all, I'd love to hear some requesta!!

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Roguefort loved to play with Almond.

Almond was an easy target for Roguefort, he was always looking for clues, he was stubborn as a rock and he had the perfect voice. So Silky and soft, yet rough and jagged, like an angel… an angel with a sinus infection.

Roguefort had Almond on his knees, hands on the ground. He looked embarrassed, yet turned on at the same time, his face was covered in a soft crimson, cyan eyes half closed. Roguefort sat on the edge of their soft bed, pants rolled down to their ankles. One hand rested on the smooth satin sheets, the other on Almond’s messy brown hair. Roguefort’s dick was out, and damn was it getting hard. The cold air of the night stung, only to be warmed by Almond’s warm mouth. They gently caressed his head, smirking down at him. 

“Nervous, darling?” they murmured seductivly, almost exhaling a chuckle. Almond huffed, breath visible in the cold air. If they didn’t start fast, they might aswell freeze… “I don’t get nervous about sucking dick…” the detective mumbled, looking down. Roguefort could tell he was nervous, Almond was a little shy, but damn good at sucking a man off… Roguefort gently pulled Almond’s head towards his tip, stopping just short of it. Almond eyed it up and down before slowly coming down on it. Almond, despite his bark, had a very small mouth, it was almost cute. Whenever they’d share a cookie or a pizza, Almond’s little bites were just the cutest thing. Seeing that same mouth gently engulfe his cock made it so much cuter. 

Roguefort let their head fall back, moaning quietly at the soft lips under him. “Oh Almond…” they moaned, still caressing his brown locks. Almond had beautiful hair, it was a shame he never took care of it. Imagine how soft snd silky it could be if only he used some shampoo once in a while… Roguefort gripped his hair a little tighter as he went deeper, the thief could faintly feel the back of his throat approaching. 

A small gag came from Almond’s mouth, there were a few rogue tears in his eyes, likely due to the pure need. Roguefort could feel themselves getting closer, would it be wrong to just release in his mouth? ROguefort didn’t wanna hurt the man after all. They gently pulled his drooling mouth away. “You’re so pretty like this, detective… I should reward you for being such a good boy…” It seems like Almond perked up at the praise… so the mighty detective, protector of Parfaeida, has a praise kink, huh? Roguefort could work with that..

They pulled him onto the bed, only able to due to his low center of gravity. Laying home down on his back, they caressed his face with one hand and thigh with the other. Damn, was Almond tense. “Amour… you're so stiff! Let me help you let off some of that pressure, hm~?” They whispered, thumb tracing the faint wrinkles of his face. Almond had what some would call a “resting bitch face”, but even now, he was coming apart, and that was clear with his expression. His eyebrows were cocked while his eyes rested, mouth shut. “You're the cause of the stress.” Almond scoffed, huffing. Roguefort giggled. “My, my, feisty, aren't we?” They mumbled, trailing their hand up to his ground, which was already getting damp… 

They gently pressed two fingers to the crotch, making Almond squirm slightly, a small groan escaped his lips. The thief smirked, Almond, due to his inexperience with intimacy, was sensitive. The first time they had real sex, the detective could barely hold back screams of pleasure. Roguefort chuckled and slowly unbuckled his belt, pulling down his soft brown khakis. Almond was wearing underwear. Roguefort loved that, seeing Almond in those cute, blue panties that matched his eyes, they could faintly see the outline of a wet splotch. Almond was wet already. “Eager, are we detective? They chuckled, only to be cut off by a half playful half embarrassed shove to the face. “Shut up…” 

Roguefort wasted no time pulling down those cute panties to reveal the most beautiful pussy they'd ever seen, a tuft of hair on the top, perfectly complimenting his features. Roguefort was already getting hard, their needy cock bulging in the cold air. “Oh detective… you're so beautiful, I wish I could see you like this every night.” They muttered, playing with Almond, who was now a crimson mess. They brought a hand to his face. “And aren't you just adorable… all flustered and embarrassed! I could just eat you up!” They squealed, spreading open Almond's muscular legs… the detective was a hot mess, pussy dripping wet with need, mind telling him how immoral this is, heart telling him more. 

Roguefort quickly lined themselves up and slowly pushed in. Almond gripped the bed sheets, back already arching up. He was so sensitive, and Roguefort just loved to hear his cries. The first few thrusts were a bit awkward before gaining a steady pace, Almond was a moaning mess, ever thrust going deeper and deeper. Roguefort could see his nipples through his shirt, they were so attractive. 

“Oh god Almond…. You're so beautiful like this~” the phantom thief murmured, gently stroking Almond’s sweat soaked cheek. Almond had tears running down his face, the pleasure was so strong, he could barely hold himself back. Roguefort was thrusting in and out of him so gently yet so strong. Almond’s clothed man tits bounced up and down with each thrust. Almond had the voice of an angel, his moans were high pitched and slurred, but low and silky at the same time. Roguefort grabbed his face with both hands. “You’re such a hard working detective, you really need some rest..” They groaned, looking down at Almond with hooded eyes. “R-Rougefort!~” The detective whined, unable to keep his eyes from rolling up, his pert nipples shown through his white shirt. Almond could faintly feel a knot forming in his stomach. The phantom thief had a surprisingly luxurious bedroom, clad with romantic golden lights and a dark red atmosphere.

The detective had sweat dribbling down his face like raindrops on a window, those beautiful cyan eyes rolled back and half lidded. His hair was a mess, brown strands flopping across his damp forehead. Roguefort loved Almond like this, so soft and sweet under their gaze. They especially loved that damn shirt and tie he wore, they’d stare at the harness that occasionally slipped under his chest for hours if they could. Now they were staring at his bouncing tits, silently praying to whatever god was out there for the shirt to magically disappear and show off those large pecs.. Roguefort kept thrusting, they themselves still had most of their clothes on, pants crumpled down at the ankles. Seeing Almond in this state was so hot, illuminated by the golden light. Roguefort could feel Almond’s tight walls crushing down on their cock, basically begging to have their cum in him. Oh god, to come in such a man and leave him limping in the morning, maybe they could even get him pregnant, to knock up your “enemy”? That would be ironic. How Roguefort would love to come to him.

They could feel themselves approaching the climax, but would they really come in Almond? Apparently l, the detective already had an answer. “Damnit Roguefort! C-come in-Hah!~” he whimpered, bucking just hips to get even deeper. “I-f-fuck!~” he cried, body growing needy and hungry… Roguefort brought a hand to his chest, gripping his tits with such force and flicking the nipples, making sure to give each of them equal attention before finally, after three large thrusts, spilled their seed into Almond's womb.  Almond basically screamed, his rolling back, back arching like a bridge. Roguefort almost didn't want to stop, Almond had the voice of an angel, hearing it was like hearing the best news of your life…

Roguefort pulled out slowly, leaving Almond clenching around nothing, cum leaking out of his stretched hole. “Oh mon amour… you did so good.” They panted, bringing their lips to Almond's sweat slicked forehead. The detective mumbled something incoherent, hands still gripping the satin sheets. The thief smiled softly, petting his soaked brown hair. “I'll start a bath, you rest, mon cheri.”