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Mouse was mousing around the Animal mechanicals HQ when she found a random potion on the floor.

It was blue, glowing, shaped like the BFDI logo, and made a faint noise of a song. The song went "I'm perfect for you, your perfect for me why can't they see, firey loves leafy."

"This is mechana-weird" mouse said. She went to all the other animal mechanicals.

"Hey guys, I found this machana-weird potion on the floor. What do we do with it?"

"Let's take it to rizz island!" Rex suggested

"What's rizz island?" Sasquatch asked.

"Rizz island is an island with a giant among us on it. The among us is very sussy, rizzy, and skibidi Ohio. It'll know what to do with it." Komoto 'ERM, ACCTUALLY'ed 🤓☝️

"It's 3am why tf would we go to rizz island?"
Unicorn serioused.

"WE'RE GOING TO RIZZ ISLAND!!!"
Rex Shouted. Suddenly, all the animal mechanicals we're going down the slide thingy. They eventually all made it to rizz island.

They all stared in awe at the amongus.
"Wow, that's a giant gyatt." Sasquatch said.

Suddenly, another song could be heard, but from the sky. It went, "We're going up, up, up its our moment, you know together we're glowing. Gonna be, gonna be, golden."

"What's that?" Unicorn asked.

Suddenly a plane exploded in the sky. 3 girls ate ramen on the exploding plane and then jumped out of the plane. They decided that this round they're dropping on rizz island today and skydived. They landed on rizz island.

"What the heck this isn't fortnite battle royale!" Said the pink hair one.

"Who are you people?" Asked mouse.

"We are Huntrix. We sing songs and fight demons." The purple one explained. "The black hair one is Zoey, she's stupid and loves turtles. I'm Rumi. I'm a demon and I like hogging all of the lines in our songs."

"Wait, but don't you hunt demons-"

"And the other one is Mira, she likes spicy things and she's lowkey emo." Rumi finished explaining.

"What are you robot animal things doing here?" Zoey asked.

"We found this potion and we we're gonna ask the among us what to do with it." Unicorn said.

Rumi gasped. "That's... thats the object show potion! We all should drink it! Then we'll win dream island!!!"

"Oh ok" Unicorn said.

Every animal mechanicals and huntrix took a turn having a sip of the potion. They wated a few minutes, but nothing happened.

"This is rigged. We got clickbaited." Said Mira.

":C" said Zoey.

Suddenly, they all became object show characters. Unicorn was a magic wand, Rex was a Dino nugget, komodo was a glasses, mouse was a cookie, sasquatch was a blueberry, Zoey was a Turtle plushie, Mira was a pepper, and rumi was a music note.

"OH MY GOSH IT WORKED!!" Said Rex.

They were all Suddenly in idiotic Island. But that didn't matter, because "Four is pregnant, what the flip??," "The battle for dream island song," and "Inanimate insanity freaky edging battle" were all playing on loop forever. They all did the sussy among us dance forever until they exploded. The end.

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Pikachu was driving in his car right after a beer. Hey that bump is shaped like a deer! (The bump was shaped like a deer, because it was Xerneas, the Pokemon all about life.) Most people wouldn't kill such a powerful being, but since Pikachu has main character syndrome and can't lose, he runs it over.

"Pikachu!!" He screams in excitement knowing he just made some roadkill. He then sees 3 other bumps, but feels like he did enough murder for today, and pulls over to see them. He rolls down his window for easy communication.

"Who the F**k gave a yellow rat a driver's license?" Evil pomni asked.

"Why would I know anything? I'm too stupid :C" said the sad half of ENA.

"Piiikachuuu." Pikachu said with a face that just screams, 'Get in the car loser we're going to burger King.'

"What a lovely kind fellow! It seems he is inviting us to partake in a journey to our local fast food establishment!" The happy half of ENA said.

"Shut up F**ker." Evil pomni said.

ENA went to sit in the back seat of Pikachu's car, while Evil Pomni went to the front. She soon discovered the passenger seat was occupied by a massive demonic centipede capable of murdering millions.

"F**king rude man! Whatever, I'll sit in the back" She said while going to sit in the back. Peppa pig was still standing outside the car.

"Im not sure, mummy and daddy said stranger dange-"

Pikachu stared so deeply into peppa pig's soul that she was instantly telaported into the car. She started hysterically crying.

"Pika piiiikaa?" Pikachu asked.

"None of us have our seatbelts on, f**king dumba-"

Pikachu sped off at full speed, causing Peppa Pig to scream cry at the top of her lungs.

"Do you ever shut the F**k Up you B**ch?"

"This is our fate now, we're gonna die from this mouse's wreckless driving :C" Sad ENA accepted.

Suddenly, they were in a Burger King drive thru. Pikachu pulled up to the speaker.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP????" The speaker screamed.

"Pikaa pika, pikka pika. Pikachu chu chu, pika pika."

"What the hell does that mean?" The speaker asked.

"Pikaaa Pikaa, pikkka pika. Pikachu chu CHU, pika pika."

"I can't understand you, ya rat."

Pikachu Suddenly had an anime man face. "I said I want a bacon cheese burger, one sad meal, a quadruple whopper, 5 ketchup packets, and 100 of your soggiest fries."

"Oh." Shr- I mean the speaker said.

Pikachu pulled up the window to see Shrek at the window. "ASSSSSSSS!!!!" He screams and chucks the food at Pikachu.

"Pika pika!!" Pikachu says happily before driving away. He pulled over into a parking spot and grabs the sad meal.

"Pikachuuu!" He says while handing it to ENA.

"What a delectable morsel! I greatly appreciate it!" Happy ENA thanks.

Pikachu reached into the bag and grabbed the quadruple whopper. He tossed it at the demonic centipede in the passenger seat. The centipede quickly gobbles it up before a horrific voice could be heard, "YOUR SOUL IS SPARED... FOR NOW." Peppa pig cried even louder.

Pikachu then grabed the soggy fries and throwed them at evil pomni.

"What the f**k man? You give the hellspawn an acctually good burger and you give me soggy fries?"

Pikachu then grabbed the ketchup packets, opened one, and drinked it. "Chuuu!!"

He then noticed the final item in the bag- the cheeseburger. Peppa pig finally started to shut up, when Pikachu glared at her with an evil look before handing her the box.

She looked at it in horror before she slowly lifted the lid to find... bacon. Double bacon. No, triple bacon.

"Mummy...? MUMMY!!!!" Peppa pig did the loudest shriek you can imagine.

Pikachu just drank more ketchup.

The end.

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It's the owl house time skip. Luz and amity were living in wherever they live. It was probably the middle of an active volcano or something idk.

"What a lovely day to live in wherever we live! Too bad Disney is a b**ch and the author has the memory of a goldfish so I have no idea where we live nowadays!" Luz said.

"That is so real, you're a potato." Amity said.

Suddenly, they heard something.

"SOUR CREAM!!!"

"H u h ?"

"SOURRRR CREAMMMMM!!!"

They both went outside to see a Taco with legs and a face rolling around.

"What the hell is that." Amity said.

"Adorable, that's what it is. This is our child now." Luz declared.

"I didn't want kids yet but sure whatever."
They both went inside and put the taco on the chair.

"Wowwww... soup :3" said the taco.

"OUR CHILD WANTS SOUP. GIVE IT SOUP."
Luz demanded.

"What soup do you want, my child that is apperently my child now?" Amity asked

"Lemons." Lemon soup appeared. No one knows why, but no one questions why either. The taco drinks it up. "SHAMPOO!!!"

"This thing is hilarious. I love it. We're a family now." Luz said.

"We should get another child, then we're a family of 4. Then we can get 200 pounds off a Jet2Holiday."

"Tell me, child of mine, what's your name?"

"You tell me because, I forgot :3"

They all spontaneously combust into song.
"She forgot!" "She forgot!" "She forgot" "She forgotttt!!!"

Taco got so excited from the musical number, she started running around. She then tripped on a lemon. "OWCH! BLOODY HELL!!" She exclaimed while accidentally showing her arms.

"WHAT THE FRICKITY FRICKITY??" Luz yelled.

"ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!! IM NOT BRITISH!!!" You tell me because I forgot exclaimed. Wait what? Her name is Taco? Whatever.

"YES YOU ARE!!! I REFUSE TO HAVE A LIAR AS A CHILD!!!" Lumity both screamed. They then sent Taco straight to hell, but without her dying.

"Where tf am I."

She then saw a hotel. It was really red. It had a musical number in it. And also gay demons.

"I don't wanna deal with a musical number right now dawg ;-;" She said. She went to the hotel anyway because she had nothing better to do.

A princess of hell greeted her. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!" Taco didn't pay attention to what the rat was telling her. She was in fricking hell.... oh well at least all the demons were hot (in her opinion).

THE END

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Animatic was animatic-ing around. Wait did I already start a chapter like that? Whatever.

"OH BOY!!!! I HOPE I FIND A CHEESE SNACK! Hopefully a cheez-it, or a goldfish, or a dorito!! Oh golly goodness!!!!!!!!"

Animatic really wanted a cheese snack. Animatic looked everywhere for one. Dad's underwear drawer, idiotic Island, idiotic Island 2, the distortion world, the north pole, gardenview, your exact home address, and The amazing digital circus were some of the noteworthy locations, but no cheese snack.

"Awww I have no cheese snack :C" Said animatic. Suddenly, a cheeto appeared! "CHEESEEE!!!!" Animatic screamed.

The cheeto stared speaking. "I am evil cheeto. I am going to flush you down the toilet."

"NO NOT EVIL CHEEETO!!!!" Animatic yelled. "SOMEONE SAVE ME THE EVIL CHEETO IS GONNA FLUSH ME DOWN THE TOILET!!!!"

"LOOKIE, LOOKIE, WHEREEEE IS MY COOKIEEEE!!!"

"NANI????"

A blue jester appeared. He slowly floated down to animatic.

"SO SHINY, SO STRONGGGGG." Shadow Milk Cookie said while grabbing evil cheeto.

"I AM EVIL CHEETO, YOU CANT EAT ME."

Shadow milk cookie eateded evil cheeto.

"YOU SAVED ME SHADOW MILK SENPAI!!!!!!!" They screamed.

Frame by frame 2D Animation and blue lactose intolerance pastry then kissed. The end.

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"WWFT.. we have something to tell you." Peter said.

"What is it bruh?" Words with friends tile said.

"CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!" Steve said. "I... am Steve."

"We're getting divorced." Peter told his son.

"Whaah? Not cool bruh. Not cool."

"WATER BUCKET! RELEASE!!"

"THIS IS WHY WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED, STEVEN!!!" Peter screamed. "YOU SPEND ALL YOUR DAY PUNCHING TREES AND SCREAMING NONSENSE LIKE THIS!! YOU SUCK!!"

Steve grabbed a certain item. "FLINT AND STEEL!!" He said before setting Peter on fire. Peter screamed in pain.

"Wow, bruh. Setting my dad on fire is NOT cool bruh."

Peter had a water bucket in his inventory and distinguished himself. Peter Griffin pulled out a Shotgun and pointed it straight at Steve. Steve quickly switched to his shield item, so the bullet did nothing to him. He grabbed his diamond sword and prepared to use it.

"First we mine, then we craft. LETS MINECRAFT!!"

He swung his sword directly at Peter and he died. Rip to him bro.

"L-L-L-LAVA!!! CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN!! STEEEEEEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN YEAH ITS TASTY AS HELLLLLLL!!!"

"Dad, I'm hungry bruh. Can you make me some of your awesome lava chicken?"

Peter undied. "Hi, hungry bruh, I was dad."
He re-died.