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2025-09-21
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2025-09-21
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Oh! Sweet Nuthin'

Summary:

All The Young Dudes but slytherin skittles and way, way more fucked up :)

Like imagine Secret History but like the skittles

Sorry, bad at summaries :(

Hope you guys read it :)

Oh, and Dorcas is of Trinidadian ancestry and she has lived in America for a while and her mom went to Uagado so she teaches Dorcas wandless magic and stuff and she teaches it to the skittles

Blacks and French

Rosier twins are Russian, don't ask

Barty is plain english (just as plain as their food:) sorry i just had to make that joke)

And Uh, what else?

Oh, Dorcas lives in muggle London and she introduces the skittles to rock music and they all become punks but like in the way that they do small things that will piss off their parents :))

And the title is a Velvet Underground song :))

Also, TW to basically everything in this, ig? But I will put TW in the notes at the beginning of each chapter

Stay safe everyone :) (don't do stuff that they do, the skittles will not encourage it)

(Also canon ending- don't kill me I'm sorry-)

Notes:

(Yayyy ur gonna read my fic!!! Ilysmmm <33)

Ahem- anyway, no triggers in this chapter, ig?

Chapter 1: Summer, 1971

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Saturday, 17th July, 1971

 

The aromatic of her mother's spices filled her mostrils, it wasn't anything like the food the gave in school. She picked up a bottle of leaves, “Mama, what is this?”
“That is Bhandania, baby.”
She watched her mother cook for her dad who was supposed to be coming home tonight, sitting on the kitchen counter.
“Rôti canard?”
“Wi, you remember.” Her mother said with a proud smile as she cut up scallions.
“How can I forget?” Dorcas mumbled as she remembered the time her grandmother made her memorise the whole recipe sitting on the kitchen table.
“Mam-” the kitchen window rattled and her mother quickly pulled her behind her back.
The window rattled again. “The bloody white boys again-” Her mother wiped her hand on her apron and opened the window ready to yell but a beautiful Tawny owl flew in instead.
“Hibou?” The owl fluttered around the kitchen and perched itself on the countertop.
“It has a letter.” She mumbled as she reached the letter with a red seal and fancy calligraphy... addressed to her.

“Dear Dorcas Meadows,

We're pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find the enclosed list of necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 21st.

Minerva McGonagall.” She read aloud.

"Hogwarts? Cassie, baby, this is amazing, innit?" Her mother pulled Dorcas into a hug. "We've gotta get packin'." 

"Mama-"

"Hogwarts isn't Uagado