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I. Midoriya has created a group chat
I. Midoriya has renamed chat CLASS 1-GaY
I. Midoriya has added K. Bakugo and 19 others
I. Midoriya: I had the idea, Sensei Agreed. Moving on
I. Midoriya named M. Yaoyorozu an admin
K. Bakugo: This will be hell
T. Ilda: Midoriya! I commend you for your forward thinking!
This will be a great way for us to communicate school and heroics related information quickly.
We should not clog chat with pointless chatter.
D. Kaminari: Is he for real?
Has he met us?
K. Jiro: Apparently not.
K. Bakugo: Fucking dumbass
T: Ilda: Bakugo!
M. Yaoyorozu: I can't exactly disagree.
You're being naive Ilda.
You should know our classmates by now.
T. Ilda: Yaoyorozu! You too!?
Midoriya, please tell me you will not allow such behavior.
I. Midoriya changed T. Ilda to Vroom
K. Bakugo: HA!
I. Midoriya changed K. Bakugo to BoomBitch
...
BoomBitch: It's fucking on
BoomBitch changed I. Midoriya to NerdShit
NerdShit: Bitch
D. Kaminari: Mido curses!?
NerdShit changed D. Kaminari to PikaShit
NerdShit: Frequently
:)
K. Jiro: Huh
NerdShit changed E. Kirishima to ManlyRock
NerdShit changed M. Ashido to GossipWhore
NerdShit changed H. Sero to RopeBunny
GossipWhore: To accept, or to be mad
RopeBunny: I-
Okay
NerdShit changed M. Shoji to CatchTheseHands
NerdShit changed M. Yaoyorozu to Goddess
Goddess: Aw!
Thank you, Midoriya!
NerdShit: Only the best for my vp
NerdShit changed K. Jiro to GoddessSimp
GoddessSimp: Fucker
PikaShit: What is even happening?!
BoomBitch: You fuckers are screwed
NerdShit changed T. Hagakure to lurker
lurker: I'll take it
NerdShit changed O. Uraraka to GravityWho?
NerdShit changed T. Asui to ribbitch
ribbitch: Nice. Ribbit
GoddessSimp: She ribbits
Over text
GossipWhore: SO CUTE!
NerdShit changed M. Ojiro to MonkeyMan
NerdShit changed F. Tokoyami to EmoBirb
NerdShit changed Y. Aoyama to Sparkles
Sparkles: Oui mon ami ✨
NerdShit changed M. Mineta to TrashHeap
NerdShit changed S. Todoroki to PrinceZuko
TrashHeap: HEY!
PrinceZuko: May I just-
PrinceZuko changed name to PrincessZuko
PrincessZuko: Better
RopeBunny: That's hot
TrashHeap: What the fuck Todoroki!?
You're kidding!
PrincessZuko: About?
My name is serious
I don't understand the joke.
GossipWhore: Don't you worry, sweetie
Mineta's being horrible again
PrincessZuko: Ah
Should I call my brother to cremate him?
Vroom: I thought your brother has an ice quirk.
Does he not?
PrincessZuko: He does.
Vroom: ...
TrashHeap: You're the one who needs to burn you fucking faggot!
Disgusting unnatural creep!
BoomBitch: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to asswipe!?
NerdShit: Kat. I got it.
Mineta, I'm gay.
TrashHeap: You fucking nasty unnatural slut!
NerdShit: Too easy
@S. Aizawa
S. Aizawa: Huh. It worked.
I didn't think it would.
NerdShit: Oh ye of little faith
S. Aizawa: Mineta, you're expelled
Pack your shit.
I want you out by morning.
TrashHeap: You can't expel me!
NerdShit: Get out or I leak the contents of your phone everywhere
TrashHeap has left chat
S. Aizawa: What's on his phone?
NerdShit: Porn, sex tapes, creepy ass notes about the girls in class, pictures of over a hundred girls in their bedrooms, texts between him and other people.
I already sent it all to Nezu.
lurker: How?
NerdShit: I hacked his phone.
Anyway, brb.