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Whelp, That Happened

Notes:

Forewarning: Mineta is a creep and an asshole. I don't agree with anything he says, but it's necessary for the sake of plot.

Chapter 1: ONE

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I. Midoriya has created a group chat

I. Midoriya has renamed chat CLASS 1-GaY

I. Midoriya has added K. Bakugo and 19 others

I. Midoriya: I had the idea, Sensei Agreed. Moving on

I. Midoriya named M. Yaoyorozu an admin

K. Bakugo: This will be hell

T. Ilda: Midoriya! I commend you for your forward thinking!
            This will be a great way for us to communicate school and heroics related information quickly.
            We should not clog chat with pointless chatter.

D. Kaminari: Is he for real?
                    Has he met us?

K. Jiro: Apparently not.

K. Bakugo: Fucking dumbass

T: Ilda: Bakugo!

M. Yaoyorozu: I can't exactly disagree.
                       You're being naive Ilda.
                       You should know our classmates by now.

T. Ilda: Yaoyorozu! You too!?
           Midoriya, please tell me you will not allow such behavior.

I. Midoriya changed T. Ilda to Vroom

K. Bakugo: HA! 

I. Midoriya changed K. Bakugo to BoomBitch

...

BoomBitch: It's fucking on

BoomBitch changed I. Midoriya to NerdShit

NerdShit: Bitch

D. Kaminari: Mido curses!?

NerdShit changed D. Kaminari to PikaShit

NerdShit: Frequently
               :)

K. Jiro: Huh

NerdShit changed E. Kirishima to ManlyRock

NerdShit changed M. Ashido to GossipWhore

NerdShit changed H. Sero to RopeBunny

GossipWhore: To accept, or to be mad

RopeBunny: I-
                   Okay

NerdShit changed M. Shoji to CatchTheseHands

NerdShit changed M. Yaoyorozu to Goddess

Goddess: Aw!
               Thank you, Midoriya!

NerdShit: Only the best for my vp

NerdShit changed K. Jiro to GoddessSimp

GoddessSimp: Fucker

PikaShit: What is even happening?!

BoomBitch: You fuckers are screwed

NerdShit changed T. Hagakure to lurker

lurker: I'll take it

NerdShit changed O. Uraraka to GravityWho?

NerdShit changed T. Asui to ribbitch

ribbitch: Nice. Ribbit

GoddessSimp: She ribbits
                       Over text

GossipWhore: SO CUTE!

NerdShit changed M. Ojiro to MonkeyMan

NerdShit changed F. Tokoyami to EmoBirb

NerdShit changed Y. Aoyama to Sparkles

Sparkles: Oui mon ami ✨

NerdShit changed M. Mineta to TrashHeap

NerdShit changed S. Todoroki to PrinceZuko

TrashHeap: HEY!

PrinceZuko: May I just-

PrinceZuko changed name to PrincessZuko

PrincessZuko: Better

RopeBunny: That's hot

TrashHeap: What the fuck Todoroki!?
                  You're kidding!

PrincessZuko: About?
                      My name is serious
                      I don't understand the joke.

GossipWhore: Don't you worry, sweetie
                      Mineta's being horrible again

PrincessZuko: Ah
                      Should I call my brother to cremate him?

Vroom: I thought your brother has an ice quirk.
            Does he not?

PrincessZuko: He does.

Vroom: ...

TrashHeap: You're the one who needs to burn you fucking faggot!
                  Disgusting unnatural creep!

BoomBitch: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to asswipe!?

NerdShit: Kat. I got it.
               Mineta, I'm gay.

TrashHeap: You fucking nasty unnatural slut!

NerdShit: Too easy
               @S. Aizawa

S. Aizawa: Huh. It worked.
                 I didn't think it would.

NerdShit: Oh ye of little faith

S. Aizawa: Mineta, you're expelled
                 Pack your shit.
                 I want you out by morning.

TrashHeap: You can't expel me!

NerdShit: Get out or I leak the contents of your phone everywhere

TrashHeap has left chat

S. Aizawa: What's on his phone?

NerdShit: Porn, sex tapes, creepy ass notes about the girls in class, pictures of over a hundred girls in their bedrooms, texts between him and other people.
               I already sent it all to Nezu.

lurker: How?

NerdShit: I hacked his phone.
               Anyway, brb.