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Sung_Hanbin127: Any tips and tricks on how to get Zhang Hao to like me?

TravisKelceFan: Who the fuck is that

Sung_Hanbin127: Oops

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r/ZBOCampus
Sung_Hanbin127: Any tips and tricks on how to get Zhang Hao to like me?

gossssipzbo: give up now :/ hes the most popular guy on campus and he really doesnt talk to many others romantically… his standards are INCREDIBLY high and youd need a lot to offer to even strike a date with him. hes smart, handsome and talented in every way.

Sung_Hanbin127: That wasn’t a tip or trick

gossssipzbo: ok fine. hes a tutor for some math classes and you could probably get him alone for an hour or so if you sign up

Sung_Hanbin127: Thank you.

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ZBO MATH TUTORS CHAT

Sung Hanbin: Hey. I’m currently looking for a tutor because I’m not the best at math.

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: hey! im ricky, i could definitely help you out! :)

Sung Hanbin: No

Sung Hanbin: Someone else please

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: bruh

TUTOR - Kim Taerae: i can also help! i’m a TA for chemistry and statistics!

Sung Hanbin: Anyone else?

TUTOR - Kim Taerae: ?

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DANCE FRIENDS CHAT

Seok Matthew: hanbin

Seok Matthew: why are you in the math tutor chat looking for a tutor

Kim Gyuvin: HE IS?

Seok Matthew: YES

Kim Gyuvin: hanbin what

Kim Gyuvin: you literally tutored me last year??

Sung Hanbin: I’m plotting something hang on

Kim Gyuvin: hmm

Kim Gyuvin: dont really like the sound of that…

Seok Matthew: ohhhh boy…

Seok Matthew: should we be scared

Sung Hanbin: Never fear when I am here

Seok Matthew: that’s code for yes, ok great!

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ZBO MATH TUTORS CHAT

Sung Hanbin: Is Zhang Hao available to tutor me?

Sung Hanbin: I feel like I could use his delectable expertise.

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: umm i dont really think you’re allowed to request the exact tutor you want

Sung Hanbin: What

Sung Hanbin: Why not

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: because people would misuse it, and only request people they want to flirt with

Sung Hanbin: Wow

Sung Hanbin: Who in their right mind would do THAT

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: right :(

Sung Hanbin: Anyways, status on Zhang Hao?

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: well… hao is really busy at the moment so i dont think he’d take another student

Sung Hanbin: I’ll offer money

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: hes definitely free ill put you in a chat with him right now!

Sung Hanbin: Thanks!

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MATH TUTOR BREAKOUT CHAT

Sung Hanbin: Hi. Is this Zhang Hao?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: yes! thats me

Sung Hanbin: Okay cool.

Sung Hanbin: I’ve been sent to you specifically because I was looking for a math tutor

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: great, i can definitely help! im a tutor for chem, stats and physics classes

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: what specifically do you need help with?

Sung Hanbin: I need help with 53+7

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: man just quit the class now

Sung Hanbin: ?

Sung Hanbin: That’s not very kind of you

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: YOU NEED HELP WITH 53+7?

Sung Hanbin: Yes

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: alright

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: who is pranking me and why

Sung Hanbin: Nobody!

Sung Hanbin: No pranks here

Sung Hanbin: I’m Sung Hanbin

Sung Hanbin: Do you know me?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i do actually

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: ur friends with some of the dance guys, right?

Sung Hanbin: Yes!

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: then yea ofc i know u

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: im just questioning why you don’t know 53+7

Sung Hanbin: It’s recency bias

Sung Hanbin: I remember the new stuff I was taught, but not the old stuff.

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: that doesnt…

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: hanbin

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: is 53+7 coming up in your exams

Sung Hanbin: No

Sung Hanbin: It’s for the captcha to log into my Laptop.

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: oh wow okay

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: so you just have to

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: add 7 to 53

Sung Hanbin: How

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i literally do not know how to explain it any other way.

Sung Hanbin: Hmm.

Sung Hanbin: Do I carry the one

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: what one??

Sung Hanbin: The one ♥️

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: sure?? i guess??

Sung Hanbin: Okay

Sung Hanbin: I think I got it.

Sung Hanbin: You said to Add 7 to 53?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: yes

Sung Hanbin: Is it 60?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: YES!

Sung Hanbin: I did it! 😀

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: good job!!

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: see that problem was easy! you’re learning so quick

Sung Hanbin: Thank you ♥️

Sung Hanbin: Okay question 2

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: nvm just drop out.

Sung Hanbin: Hey?

Sung Hanbin: You don’t know how to do this ?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: its been a while since ive done this subject uhh

Sung Hanbin: Zhang Hao why are you a Chemistry tutor if you don’t know the Chemistry

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: LEAVE ME ALONE

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: being a tutor gives me extra credits that i need…

Sung Hanbin: Okay, fair point.

Sung Hanbin: I support you in all your endeavors

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: uhh thank you ?

Sung Hanbin: You’re welcome

Sung Hanbin: I’m so happy to be here

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: are you now

Sung Hanbin: Yes.

Sung Hanbin: I just get really excited when we talk about Chemistry

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i cant say I feel the same way

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: but

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: that’s alright, we can get through this problem

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: lets just work it out together

Sung Hanbin: Yay

Sung Hanbin: Together ♥️

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: alright.

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: so first you’d have to

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: uhh

Sung Hanbin: I’ve got the problem figured out

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: wait i didnt even say anything yet

Sung Hanbin: Your presence was good enough!

Sung Hanbin: It’s A, right?

Sung Hanbin: Wow! Thank you so much for your help

Sung Hanbin: I owe all of this to you, Zhang Hao

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i literally said nothing

Sung Hanbin: Because of you, I can ace Chemistry

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i really dont think i did

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: you know what

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: yeah

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: its all because of me

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: youre so welcome

Sung Hanbin: 🙂

Sung Hanbin: I’m glad you realize how great you are

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: heh.. thanks

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: well

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: it’s getting a little late, so im going to have to cut this first session a little short

Sung Hanbin: Oh 😣

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: but do you have any other problems for tonight? something we can solve quickly?

Sung Hanbin: Yes, actually.

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: alright! what are they?

Sung Hanbin: My bed is too cold, and too wide to sleep in alone

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: ohh

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: any problems math related?

Sung Hanbin: No

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: goodnight hanbin!

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DANCE FRIENDS CHAT

Sung Hanbin: >.<

Sung Hanbin: I think I got rejected

Seok Matthew: by whom

Seok Matthew: cause literally none of us knew anything was happening

Sung Hanbin: I signed up (paid) to be tutored by Zhang Hao, and I’m pretty sure he curve balled me when I asked him out

Seok Matthew: you asked him out ?....

Sung Hanbin: Yes.

Kim Gyuvin: how?? what did you say??

Sung Hanbin: I said my bed was too big and cold

Kim Gyuvin: so

Kim Gyuvin: so no you

Kim Gyuvin: you didnt ask him out

Seok Matthew: i cant stop laughing

Seok Matthew: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Sung Hanbin: Hey!

Sung Hanbin: I’m trying to take it slow, and drop hints here and there

Sung Hanbin: I have a plan, just trust me

Seok Matthew: im not but okay!

Seok Matthew: good luck!

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ZBO MATH TUTORS CHAT

Sung Hanbin: Hey. How much for another session with Zhang Hao?

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: u again…

Sung Hanbin: Hi!

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: well

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: it’ll be free

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: because you’ve paid us the fee of 3 sessions and as far as i know, zhang hao has only helped you out with one singular problem that you literally solved yourself

Sung Hanbin: Two problems!

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: captcha questions dont count

Sung Hanbin: Hey! How do you know about that?

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: all tutor chats are monitored :)

Sung Hanbin: What the ****
*Words from this message have been censored for profanity*

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: feel free to message hao anytime with more chemistry questions :D

Sung Hanbin: Oh You Bet I will.

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MATH TUTOR BREAKOUT CHAT

Sung Hanbin: Hey. It’s Hanbin again

Sung Hanbin: Hello!

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: hi

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: what do you need help with?

Sung Hanbin: I was wondering if you could take a look at my homework for Chem and see if I did a good job?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: yeah, i can do that

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: go ahead and send it over!

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: alright what the hell

*TUTOR - Shen Ricky has joined the chat*

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: YOOO

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: LMAOOO

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: WHAT IS THISSS

Sung Hanbin: Did I not do well?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: umm

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i cannot say i think you did

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: :(

Sung Hanbin: I tried

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: DISPROPORTIONATE CLOCK 😭

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: did you ?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: when would burger ever be the answer

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: and the clock ?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: you know what

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: nevermind

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: im picking my battles

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: it’s a good start hanbin!

Sung Hanbin: Thank you!

Sung Hanbin: How do you suggest I solve the problems instead?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: ah, you’d just start off by

Sung Hanbin: This is great, I’ll try that next time. Thank you.

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i didnt eve

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i didnt say anything

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: nevermind

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: um

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: youre welcome!

Sung Hanbin: Another successful day in Chemistry with my wonderful tutor Chemistry Zhang Hao

Sung Hanbin: Zhang Hao knows a lot about Chemistry and I am so delighted to be apart of this with him

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: 🥴

Sung Hanbin: But, alas, the night has come to an end.

Sung Hanbin: I guess I will just go to bed

Sung Hanbin: In my cold, large bed

Sung Hanbin: All alone

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: alright! let me know if you need any help with math :)

Sung Hanbin: Okay.

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: 😭

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TUTOR EXCLUSIVE CHAT

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: hao

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: how long are you going to keep this up

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: its honestly making me a little sad

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: for a little while longer hehe

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: im having fun

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i want to see what he does next

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DANCE FRIENDS CHAT

Sung Hanbin: I think it went a lot better today.

Sung Hanbin: I was still curve balled but

Sung Hanbin: He gave me a smiley face

Sung Hanbin: :)

Seok Matthew: ohh… hanbin

Kim Gyuvin: super proud of this progress tbh keep it up

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MATH TUTOR BREAKOUT CHAT

Sung Hanbin: Zhang Hao

Sung Hanbin: Do you think I will need to know my 4’s and 5’s times tables for the CHEM 304 exam on Monday?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: 😃

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i literally think you’re better off just hoping your professor gets into a car accident at that point

Sung Hanbin: Well

Sung Hanbin: I own a Honda Civic parked in Lot M I can make that happen

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: okay i will no longer be attaching my name to this conversation 😁

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: THESE CHATS ARE MONITORED

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: AND IM STILL HERE

Sung Hanbin: Hello? A little privacy?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: okay

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: hanbin, ive never been religious

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: but i might actually say a prayer for you tonight

Sung Hanbin: What kind of prayer 😀

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: to ace your exam

Sung Hanbin: Oh 🙄

Sung Hanbin: Alright

Sung Hanbin: Wish me luck.

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: luck

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: luck!

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MATH TUTOR BREAKOUT CHAT

Sung Hanbin: About to head in for my exam, do you think I can do this

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: of course

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: youre so capable ♥️

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: just believe in yourself and um

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: remember what i taught you!

Sung Hanbin: Thanks!

Sung Hanbin: Can you look over my notes sheet one last time?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: yeah sure

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: STOP MESSING AROUND GO TAKE THAT EXAM 😭

Sung Hanbin: Yes sir!

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MATH TUTOR BREAKOUT CHAT

Sung Hanbin: Waiting to get my score back on my exam

Sung Hanbin: How’s your day been going?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: good!

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: what about you

Sung Hanbin: Better now that I’m talking to you

Sung Hanbin: 😀

Sung Hanbin: ♥️

Sung Hanbin: Hello?

Sung Hanbin: Zhang Hao are you there?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: yes sorry

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: thanks! glad to hear i can make your day better!

Sung Hanbin: Do you like talking to me too?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: you know what, yes

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: im having fun ♥️

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: and im wishing you well

Sung Hanbin: Awesome!!!

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TUTOR EXCLUSIVE CHAT

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: wow you really didnt last very long

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: already sending him hearts ??

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: hes too cute i cant help it

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: doesnt help that ive literally liked him for a while now

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: he knows he could just talk to me, right?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: id sit my ass down and listen to whatever he says😣

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: honestly no, i dont think he knows that

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: he was asking how to get in contact with you on the school’s reddit page

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: LMAOOO

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: THATS HILARIOUS

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: okay i feel really good about myself now

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: Ta Ta for now Ricky!

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: glad its working out for you

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MATH TUTOR BREAKOUT CHAT

Sung Hanbin: Zhang Hao o I got a 0 on my exam

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: A ZEroooo

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: WHAT?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: no you didnt

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: hanbin how

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: HOW

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: DID YOU START WRITING WHAT YOU WROTE ON THAT PRACTICE SHEET

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: PLEASE SAY NO

Sung Hanbin: Sorry, typo

Sung Hanbin: I got a 100!

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: …

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: omg

Sung Hanbin: 😀

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: alright

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: if you got a 100, that means youre too smart for me!

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: and your tutor sessions are now over

Sung Hanbin: What!

Sung Hanbin: No!

Sung Hanbin: Nobody said that!

Sung Hanbin: Keep the tutoring!

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: you got a 100 though, right?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: why would you need my help anymore?

Sung Hanbin: I meant 0

Sung Hanbin: I got a 0!

Sung Hanbin: 😁

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: hmm if you got a 0 then ill direct you to the academic advisor and they can help you withdraw from the class

Sung Hanbin: Umm

Sung Hanbin: Heh…

Sung Hanbin: Alright.

Sung Hanbin: Fine, I got a 100

Sung Hanbin: But that doesn’t mean I want to stop talking to you

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: you don’t say…

Sung Hanbin: I like talking to you, Zhang Hao

Sung Hanbin: Sue me 😣

Sung Hanbin: You’re good at Chemistry, but you’re also good at the other chemistry

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: the what

Sung Hanbin: You know what I mean!

Sung Hanbin: 😉

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: okay

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: im kinda picking up what you’re putting down

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: heh…

Sung Hanbin: Great!

Sung Hanbin: Oh, wait

Sung Hanbin: There’s one last thing I have that’s math related

Sung Hanbin: I had a question that I wrote down during my exam, it’s on the formula sheet

Sung Hanbin: Can you help me with the answer to it?

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: sure

Sung Hanbin:

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: so

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: were you expecting the professor to answer this question or

Sung Hanbin: If he had the answer, sure!

Sung Hanbin: But it was mainly to ask you

Sung Hanbin: So, I’m wondering if you’re single

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: uhh…

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: im honestly flattered by your interest but

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: actually no i’m not single :/

Sung Hanbin: …

Sung Hanbin: Can you point me where to withdraw Please

Sung Hanbin: And the leave chat button

Sung Hanbin: And the drop out section

Sung Hanbin: How do I delete reddit post

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: oh sorry typo!

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i meant i actually am single

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: :D

Sung Hanbin: My heart went like this just now

Sung Hanbin: ♥️→ 💔 → 💓

Sung Hanbin: It just crumbled into 199 pieces and then pieced itself back together again

Sung Hanbin: I’m so happy to hear that you’re single

Sung Hanbin: In fact, I have a problem for you to solve that I saw on reddit!

Sung Hanbin: It’s supposed to create a shape! I’ll let you figure out what one 🙂

Sung Hanbin:

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: hanbin you just sent me the whole reddit post

Sung Hanbin: Oh fuck

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: CHATS ARE MONITORED BTW 😣

Sung Hanbin: Zhang Hao can I have your phone number so we can text

Sung Hanbin: Without Ricky present

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: hey man what did i do :(

Sung Hanbin: Nothing

Sung Hanbin: Just a little privacy ❤️

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: i wont tell anyone

Sung Hanbin: Are you sure?

Sung Hanbin: I saw your reddit post

TUTOR - Shen Ricky: what post ?

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r/ZBOCampus
therickyman: LIVE FOOTAGE OF SUNG HANBIN SHOOTING HIS SHOT WITH ZHANG HAO

hes currently talking to zhang hao in the tutor chat room, ill let you guys know how its going!

edit: NOT GOING WELL

edit 2: is he stupid

edit 3: wait what …

edit 4: IT WORKED??

edit 5: IM BEING KICKED OUT ??

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MATH TUTOR BREAKOUT CHAT

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: ricky?? why are you documenting our whole chat?

Sung Hanbin: You’re in the comments Zhang Hao

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r/ZBOCampus

zhanghaouwu: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

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MATH TUTOR BREAKOUT CHAT

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: 😅

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: i love a good reddit gossip thread whos with me!

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: ..

TUTOR - Zhang Hao: okay!

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MESSAGES, ZHANG HAO, SUNG HANBIN

Zhang Hao: alright Ricky isn’t here

Zhang Hao: just me and you :3

Sung Hanbin: Awesome!

Sung Hanbin: This is wonderful

Sung Hanbin: So, if you are single, would you like to go out with me?

Sung Hanbin: Friday night

Zhang Hao: i would love to

Zhang Hao: as long as we only talk about one kind of chemistry

Zhang Hao: and not the one with numbers 😣

Sung Hanbin: Shaking in my pants I’m so fucking excited

Zhang Hao: yipee!!

Sung Hanbin: And, in case you were wondering, I’m actually really good at math

Zhang Hao: you don’t say …