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Screenshot: Merneptah picking one of the grape berries.
AMENNAKT: [narrating] How many times have you all faced multiple boycotts, such as "Boycott the Modern-day Sport Games" by the humantarians, "Boycott Bronze Age" by the Sea Peoples, and more? Glorified how many negative features, like bullying and genocide?
Screenshot: Ramesses, Seti, Tausret, and Irsu dancing together.
AMENNAKT: Hey, please stop falling for this! This game that I recommend is Total War: Pharaoh - Dynasties. What you see in commercials is *exactly* what you get!
Screenshots: Ninurta duelling Kurunta.
AMENNAKT: Check out these coup de grâce battles! Experience wage war across the ancient world from the Aegean to Mesopotamia in this free addition to Total War: Pharaoh.
Screenshots: Kurunta duelling Iolaos and Suppiluliuma; Achilles duelling Hector.
AMENNAKT: Interested? Yes! Not just the coup de grâce battles, but also the dynasties and, er, forget Shemsu Hor!
Screenshots: Dynasty and royal court + even more unique UI skin than base game.
AMENNAKT: You can adjust the turn per year, such as one, three, six, or twelve! If you don't want to lose the main leader, you can toggle immortal faction leaders to prevent the *playable* main leader from dying, okay!
Screenshot: Seti's unique shield (with Amenmesse's).
AMENNAKT: Stop reading and click the darn pesky link below to download (read: purchase) already!
Screenshot: Ramesses, Seti, Tausret, and Irsu dancing together.
