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They really needed to stop meeting up after patrol while still in costume. Every time they did, something happened and the more of them there was, the bigger the problem.
Izuku looks around at all his oldest friends and family as the group of heroes are boxed in by the Quadruplets.
The Quadruplets came on the scene almost a year ago, the villain team wreaking havoc with their quirk, allowing the four of them to displace anyone they box in. Last week, the Wild Wild Pussy Cats ended up in Brazil after fighting the Quadruplets.
The Quadruplets begin to glow and Izuku sends out tendrils of Black Whip, latching onto everyone, each tendril wrapping around the others' middles multiple times.
"Hold on guys!" He yells.
"Fucking damnit!"
"I don't want to do this!"
"Let's hope for the Bahamas!"
And then, they're gone.
They're all still together, he can feel everyone hooked to Black Whip, but everything else is blank.
So much so that when sensation rushes back in, in the forms of screams and explosions and flashing lights, he's stunned.
"What the fuck was that!?" Katsuki yells, his hands crackling.
"And where the hell are we?!" Hanta adds.
"I don't know, but I don't like it." Kyouka voices, pulling Momo close to her as Black Whip retracts.
Denki gasps, "We're in New York City. My mom and I used to come here."
"Yeah, well, Denki, New York is being attacked by aliens."
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Tony groans as another wave of aliens comes through that damn portal and blasts one a little harder then needed. Petty? Yes. Does he fucking care? No.
He's pissed.
"Stark, are you seeing this?"
"Cap, the aliens-"
"Not the aliens!" Rodgers cuts him off, "This."
Tony turns around in time to see a pink woman in a teal cheetah print outfit slide by, lobbing globs of white goop at the aliens, leaving the creatures to dissolve. "Is she pink?"
"Does anyone else see that green blur?"
"Does he have wings?"
"Where is this ice coming from?" Romanov, Barton, and Thor ask one after another.
"Barton, what are you seeing?'
"Cap... There are at least a dozen enhanced on the field, and they're taking out the aliens rapidly." Legolas reports, "And they're careful of civilians. With them on the field, we have a fighting chance."
"Then, Avengers, leave the unknown enhanced."
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"Soundbyte! Stay with Uniforce!" Izuku commands, automatically slipping back into his hero persona at the sight of a battle. "Everyone else, fan out! Protect the civilians, kill these aliens." He continues.
"How?" Chargebolt voices.
"can't be any harder than killing Nomu." Control snorts and the whole gang splits up.
Zukai immediately hops up onto a rooftop and bounces around, killing aliens and keeping track of the other people fighting.
"Oi, Nerd!? Why don't I see any fucking quirks or mutations?"
"How the hell should I know?" Zukai laughs, then groans as his fist goes through an alien. "I've never been to the Americas. Just Japan, I-Island, and the Philippines. Ask Chargebolt if this is normal."
"Oh, yuck!" Zukai, these things don't like electricity!" Chargebolt squeals, upset, "They explode!"
"Noted."
"And they burn pretty fast." Inferno adds, "Janus, burn these bitches to dust."
"With pleasure"
"I never thought I'd say this, but Nitrous is right. There's no sign of quirks in this city." Hawks cuts in, "Chargebolt, Mic, is this normal?"
"Not at all!" Mic answers, "America supports free quirk usage. We should be seeing quirk usage everywhere."
"Shit! Somnambulist doesn't work on these things!" Midnight yelps, "I need back up!"
"On my way!" Xenotia answers.
"Soundbyte, keep Uniforce out of the fight." Eraser huffs, "She doesn't have any proper identification as of yet. She's only seventeen."
"I've got her covered." Soundbyte responds, "Hawks. The one called Romanov-"
"Russian?" Red Riot cuts in, "This is America!"
"-Is trying to get to the top of that tower. Give her a lift, or she's stealing an alien glider." The sound hero sighs.
"Which one is Romanov?" Hawks squawks.
"The sexy red-head in the skin-tight black leather with guns." Uravity answers. "I saw her earlier."
"Keep it in your fucking pants, Kirby!"
"Shut the hell up, Boombox! I'm allowed to look!"
"Can you guys ever just focus!?" Frost yells irritably.
"Quit being such an Ata!" Zukai snorts, "We're kicking ass, Frosty!"
"And this is why I claimed you as my brother!" Miruko laughs brightly as Zukai runs up behind her.
"Back the fuck up, Easter! The nerd's mine!"
"I'm pretty sure I'm the one who put a ring on his finger. He's mine."
"Froppy, watch yourself! Katniss almost got you!" Xenotia yelps.
"They keep calling him Hawkeye or Barton." Soundbyte says.
"That's fucking great, Ears! How the hell are they closing this fucking portal!?"
"Romanov has it set to close but Stark is flying a damn nuke through it."
"A nuke!? They haven't set off nukes since the first quirk war!" Zukai shouts, "The radiation reacts deadly with quirks!"
"Hawks, give Stark a boost!" Control commands, "I'll catch you!"
"Ugh! I hate regrowing my feathers!" Hawks whines but as Zukai jumps up on a roof, he sees all of Hawks' feathers shoot through the air and reform on Stark's back, boosting the armor wearing hero as Hawks falls from the sky, being snatched by Control's capture scarf. "There! He's faster!"
"Control! You catch my bird!"
"Relax, Inferno." Control snorts tiredly, "Of course I caught him. Hey Uniforce, you think you can regrow Hawks' feathers? I don't feel like listening to sad-bird chirps for a month."
"Heh. Yeah, of course I can." Uniforce giggles, "It'll only take a moment but Soundbyte won't let me leave until all the aliens are gone."
"Good. We don't need you getting hurt!" Mic yells, "Cellophane! Grab the armored one! He's not stopping!"
"Got him!" Cellophane yells as the aliens drop all around the city, "Hey, everyone to me! An angry green guy bigger than the USJ Nomu is glaring at me!"
"Coming!" Zukai responds, everyone echoing him, "Soundbyte, bring Uniforce."
"I hear you."
"No shit, Ears!"
Everyone converges on Cellophane's location as he falls on his ass, cackling, "Oh shit! That was great!"
"Tape Face, what the fuck!?" Nitrous yells. "Are you that big of a fucking dumbass?!"
"That's nothing new, Blasty!" Xenotia giggles as she skates in on her acid. "How are we doin' Babes?"
"Aside from my fucking wings, I'm good."
"I'll fix that." Uniforce walks up to the pouting bird, her horn glowing along with her hands as she rests them on the stubs of his wings, feathers growing from them slowly until his full, bright red wings are back. "All done. I'm hungry."
Zukai snorts and grabs a protein bar from his pack, "Hey, Anak! Catch!" And throws it to her.
"Thank you!"
"What the fuck was that?!"