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Hi, I’m Corrin, enjoy my unhinged thoughts and headcannons!

Series: My Hero Academia
May not be completely lore accurate so forgive me, I only recently started rewatching and continuing it after like 5+ years. My cousin and I had a long discussion about Bakugos sweaty ass hands.

-Bakugou smells like shit. For reference, medical grade nitroglycerin smells like caramel, what comes out of his hands is most likely mixed with whatever germs or bacteria is on his hands/skin, it’s not gonna be medical grade… or smell good.

-Because Bakugou smells like shit from his sweaty ass hands, he carries around deodorant and body spray. He thinks people will bully or make fun of him for it but the Baku Squad and the rest of the class doesn’t care or understands.

-How is anything UA does legal?

-How tf are those explosion thingys anchored to Bakugou’s head?!

-With how many times Bakugou has threatened to kill Deku, how has no one ever done anything about it? They constantly put them together and in situations that put both of them at risk for fights and shit.

-UA is a child endangerment nightmare.

-There’s mold and bacteria in Bakugous grenade gauntlets from his sweat being stored for long periods of time in them.

-Fucking Dabi feels like sandpaper on your most sensitive parts.

-They went through AALLL of that trouble with AFO when All Might could have just walked into that padded glass room and just… unplugged him…
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Series: Bungo Stray Dogs

*contains a mix of both headcannons and thoughts

-Akutagawa sleeps with a CPAP machine to help him breathe at night.(a CPAP machine is often used by people who stop breathing at night or those that have sleep apnea. It forces air and moisture down your throat into your lungs. I apologize if this information is inaccurate.)

-What’s in Chuuya’s pantry? Wine of course. What else would our favorite alcoholic have? Food?! No.

-When getting Freaky with Kunikida, he screams “ITS TOO WET!”

-Kunikida has offered Atsushi $20 to get his hair cut on multiple occasions.(*screams in cosmetologist* I don’t know who’s hair is worse, Atsushi’s or Vanitas’)

-Akutagawa has also offered Atsushi money to go to a damn barber, it’s to taunt him though.(Akutagawa and his fivehead can shut up, his hair is also bad)

-Dazai wears 3 different shirts, to make himself overheat. That sounds like a bad way to go out.(This comes from the time where I was trying to figure out what color his shirt is under his vest so i can get a new one for my Dazai cosplay, I couldn’t tell what color it was and my best friend then goes “there’s three, maybe he’s trying to over heat himself!”)

-Chuuya has seasonal wine or alcohol glasses, his favorite is New Years Eve because he can get as fucked up as much as he wants. He has also had several women approach him at New Year’s parties to maybe get a smooch at midnight, but he declines.

-15 year old Dazai and Chuuya have absolutely done what John Mulaney did him his Salt and Pepper Diner bit.

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Series: Nanbaka, Diabolik Lovers, Record of Ragnarok, Hellsing Ultimate, Tiger & Bunny
*contains a mix of thoughts and headcannons*

*Nanbaka*
-Every paper Mitsuru delivers to any of the supervisors is written in Comic Sans, or the Japanese equivalent of it. If there isn’t one, he created it. They’re all sick of his shenanigans.

*Diabolik Lovers*(TW references to childhood SA and abuse, the games are far more messed up than the anime)
-Laito has hypersexuality, stemming from the sexual abuse he faced as a child from Cordelia.(fuck Cordelia, all my homies hate Cordelia)

-Shu’s coping mechanism is procrastination and music.(same bro, same)

-Laito runs very cold, so he wears 3 layers.(his button up shirt, hoodie, AND his uniform jacket, WHY?! I want to make a Laito cosplay but WHY are his fits SO BAD)

*Record Of Ragnarok*
-Benzaiten is a trans woman. She’s the only woman to have split from a male god. Trust me, it makes sense.

*Hellsing Ultimate*
-Integra barely pays Alucard because he doesn’t really have the need for money. Because he doesn’t need it, he gives most of it to Seras.

*Tiger & Bunny*
-Barnaby is autistic. Fight me. My main piece of evidence is that one scene in S1 where he seems to have a meltdown and lays down on the ground. In public. I love him. I literally have 2 figures of him. And Tiger, i also have a Sky High figure. They’re my babies lol.

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Series: Blue Exorcist

*mix of Headcannons and thoughts*
*may not be entirely lore accurate, im aware the first season of the anime doesn’t follow the manga as closely*

-Satan isn’t the only one getting freaky-death with humans… Mephisto also partakes in getting freaky with us from time to time.(which is literally canon too, kinda crazy)

-Rin and Yukio have a lot of communication issues, but they are peak siblings. They fight and say they hate each other, but care so deeply about each other and would kill for the other.

-Yukio forced Rin to get a haircut between S2 and S3, Rin fought as Yukio dragged him to the barbershop. Rin hates it.(based off of my cousin and I going “WHO IS THAT?!” When seeing Rin in S3, cause who is that?! They massacred our boy.)

-I hate Izumo. No headcannon. I hate her. The way she treats people is so bad and unacceptable, i just can’t with her.

-I have never felt actually violently uncomfortable watching an anime until The Illuminati Saga, what the ACTUAL FUCK.(also fuck you CyYu, Gedoin’s Eng VA, it made it so much worse they gave such a horrible, disgusting creature such an amazing voice actor)

-Fujimoto is one of the best dads in anime, argue with the wall.

-I feel bad for Rin, he tries so hard to help people and be good, but shit always happens and it gets messed up and he fails.

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Series: Sk8 The Infinity
*mix of headcanons and thoughts*

-Cherry/Kaoru has a 10 step skincare, body, AND haircare routine. I’m not talking 10 steps in all, im talking 10 steps EACH. I went to cosmetology school, i say so.

-Joe/Kojiro will look at himself in the mirror and flex his muscles if you leave him alone near a mirror for awhile.

-I want to drop kick Miya. I don’t know if i love or hate that little shit.

-I don’t CARE what anyone says, Adam served CUNT in that skull outfit in Ep. 12.

-Adam belongs in a psychiatric facility… or under the jail, in the earths core. With Hisoka.

-No one serves more cunt than Cherry, i love him so much, i would to NASTY things to that man

-How have the police or authorities in general NOT found S yet? Like seriously?!

-How has Miya, Reki, and Langa’s parents NOT caught onto what their kids are doing or where they are going late at night and tried stopping them?!

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My cousin is going to rank my top 10 worst hear me outs by how bad they are, 10 being the least bad, 1 being the worst.

1. Shadow the Hedgehog(Sonic franchise)- I don’t think I would actually get freaky with him but do love him, i get why people like him. He has those vibes.

2. Mephisto Pheles(Blue Exorcist)- i hate the white outfit with the fuck ass bloomers and stupid top hat, when he’s wear that kimono outfit and the pink suit he kinda does it for me… i don’t know why

3. Claude Faustus(Black Butler 2)- It was during my “not like the others” phase where i liked him and hated Sebby because he was the more popular one, now i understand… Grell is right… Sebby is the one… I also hate spiders, why was i ever attracted to him???

4. Grell Sutcliff(Black Butler)- My taste has evolved, as you will see as the list goes on, we have a theme that will start to appear. Why i like Grell will make sense as the list goes on.

5. Ruka Gojou(Nanbaka)- This is where the theme starts, i could go on and on about how much i love Ruka, and Nanbaka in general its my favorite anime and i even have the autograph of Momokos Eng VA, just look up a picture of him, you’ll understand. My cousin and i went back and forth a bit trying to decide where to put Ruka. I ended up swapping Ruka and Chuuya, Ruka is just a tad bit more unhinged.

6. Yuri Petrov/Lunatic(Tiger & Bunny)- I love this anime, it’s better than MHA in my opinion, I have figures of some of the characters, i could go on. But, I don’t know im just attracted to men with long hair. I don’t know if this is the right spot for him on the list, i should probably swap him with Chuuya but I’ve already re-typed Chuuya’s bit once before.

7. Chuuya Nakahara(Bungo Stray Dogs)- Everyone loves him, and it’s for a reason, a good one. He’s hot, has money, power, respects women, and i could probably pick him up and throw him.

8. Kiji Mitsuba(Nanbaka)- I could yap about this man for HOURS. I love him so MUCH. I wish there was more of him in the anime. I don’t just love men with long hair, i also love men who wear makeup, bonus points for both. Also, his Eng VA?! Live, laugh, love J Michael Tatum.

9. Kaoru Sakurayashki/Cherry Blossom(Sk8 The Infinity)- I would do NASTY things to this man, you don’t understand. He’s GORGEOUS. FLAWLESS.

10. Vil Shoenheit(Twisted Wonderland)- not an anime, yet. I probably should have swapped Vil and Kaoru, but i don’t feel like it. I would commit crimes for most of these men, but Vil especially. I have a standee of him i put on my station when i was in cosmetology school, i would have had a Pomefiore themed candy jar if they had one so I unfortunately had to settle for Savannaclaw, i have a Vil themed pen, and a Pomefiore themed mechanical pencil. I love this man and would go to war for him.