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Wanted Dead or Alive

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kinda shitty one-shot (a one-shit, if you will) cuz i’m high and horny for andre and cal’s corpses mmffghh

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it’s probably a good idea to keep me away from andre and cal’s bodies at the end of the movie because if i were there unsupervised with two of the hottest corpses i’d ever seen?? you’d have to surgically remove me off of them. oooh good heavens to delaware the things i’d do to those boys.

i just wanna climb on top of them and grind myself against their crotches as i lay against their chests and wrap my limbs around them even if they’re limp and can’t wrap themselves around me back. i could use their bodies however i wanted. i could moan against the sound of their brain matter squelching as i rub my cunt against their open bloody head cavities. i could even lick up their blood and let their flesh melt in my mouth.

or i could even just bite into them. like literally bite into their flesh; maybe i could chomp their dicks off and let the blood slowly drip out of them. i could literally crack open their skulls, like force their broken skull fragments away from each other and get all their guts. if ben coccio was right about cal getting his teeth blown out through his skull, then he’d have a nice wide open spot for me to rub against. i could try forcing his tongue inside me, or maybe i’d have to cut it out of his mouth and shove it in there instead.

but i really wanna cuddle with their dead bodies. hold them close and let my body heat warm them up. cute guys always deserve cuddles, duh… and if their mouths are still intact somewhat then i could kiss them. i’d kiss them anyway, but id love to do it on their lips. and then afterwards i’d smell like gunpowder and blood and sweat and fresh decay and i’d also have their scent on me… [dreamy sigh…]

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hi i’m back i lowkey just be leaving y’all every few business days but it’s okay i always cum back…

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