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Shota was already tired before the day even started. He waited with yagi,his fellow teacher, for the tiny disasters to arrive. Yagi used to be a well-known wrestler but after a chronic injury that results in loss of his stomach, started teaching kindergarteners. Good knows effete he brings so much energy and brightness in himself even after looking like a skeleton. Shota, in contrast, was dull and tired. Always tired. He often slept during classes in his yellow sleep bag and left yagi to deal with the little tornadoes. He is too lazy to even cook proper food for himself and can often be seen slurping jelly pouches. Meanwhile yagi always had a nutritious bento he made for himself.

Not long after,the student began to arrive. The first to arrive was Iida Tenya.His brother dropped him , nodded at the teachers with a smile before leaving. He wore square glasses and had blue hair. He was also extremely rule abiding. He came from a family of racers. He greeted aizawa and yagi while his hands moved in a chopping motion. Aizawa sometimes wondered if Iida did so while imagining chopping the people he was talking to. Maybe that is why he was always...

"Yagi sensei,your tie is crooked. This is highly unprofessional and reflects poorly to our renowned kindergarten. I assume you didn't mean to do so."

Aizawa rolled his eyes. God knows where Iida learned his vocabulary from. He was also problem child#3 for his...attempt to murder all the lizards after a lizard scared his brother. Ge managed to get two other kids involved as well.

Yagi meanwhile smiled awkwardly and corrected his tie.

Next to arrive was Katsuki Bakugou, a rather aggressive boy. Aizawa preferred to call him problem child #2. His mother, Bakugou Mitsuki hits him(lightly for an adult,mild for a kid) when bakugou called the kindergarten a shitty place and his teachers hobos. Katsuki just snarled and went to his seat, sitting there with his legs on the table.

Soon Iida started scolding bakugou which lead to another argument between the two.

Next to arrive was Aoyoma yuga. He once again, didn't wear his uniform properly and instead chose to wear a glitter jumpsuit. It was extremely glittery. He started flaunting and speaking french words. Aizawa had long ago given up on trying to make yuga wear the uniform.

Next was Kaminari Denki. A blond kid with ADHD. Now don't get aizawa wrong. He wasn't judgemental (he is an ISTP) but he couldn't deny that Denki was not the brightest bulb on a christmas tree,much like his colleague, Yagi. He just gave a weird thumbs up to both his teacher and moved to his seat.

Next came Ashido Mina, a girl with pink hair and yellow eyes. Her mother was a chemist and father was a break dancer.She was bright and bubbly, and she loved dancing. She was also seen gossiping a LOT. She entered the class and smirked at Aizawa. She probably had some new 'tea' about him that she will tell her peers later.

Next came shoto todoroki,a kid with half white-half red hair. He had mismatched eyes as well. He came with his single mother,Rei. Everyone knew about the Todoroki scandal. Enji todoroki was a famous politician but his wife filed for a divorce,presenting evidence how he was abusive to her and her kids. To say that his career took a downfall would be an understatement. Rei got custody of all four kids and the youngest among them was todoroki. A shy, introverted kid who seemed to prefer silence. But since past few weeks he has been opening to his peers-well to say the truth,mostly Midoriya Izuku. Shoto was definitely problem child#4 and one of the kids involves in the attempt to murder the lizards case.

Next came Kyoka Jirou, a girl with blue hair. Her parents were well known musicians and she herself showed an interesting in music. She already knows the basics of guitar and drum and loved the music classes with Hizashi Yamada.

Next came Kirishima Eijiro. He was a enthusiastic kid with an obsession with the word 'manly'. He went directly to kaminari since the two were close friends.

Next came Tsuyu Asui, a little girl with green hair. Her father was a marine biologist and mother was a deep sea diver. She loved aquatic animals,especially frogs. She was often seen sitting near the little pond in the backyard. She spoke without any filter but she was cute in her own ways.

Next came Momo Yaoyoruzu,a girl with black hair and neat,ironed clothes. She had a nice personality. She came from a family with a big business empire. She was shy, polite but also headstrong when she had to be. Overall,not a problem child.

Next was Fumikage Tokoyami, a boy with an extremely Gothic personality for his age. From his vocabulary to his fashion,he was a well versed goth kid. It was surprising since his mother gave cottage core vibes and his father,even after being a busy man, tried his best to spend time with his kids. And his elder brother Keigo Takami(adopted) was... More of a popular teenager with a cocky and taunting. Keigo acts nonchalant and jokingly submissive but was very sharp. Anyways, fumikage was also fond of birds,especially black birds.

Next came Kouji Koda,a sweet boy with a love for animals of all kinds. He was too sweet for the world, in Shota's eyes. He tries not stepped on any ant or bug, talks to the little animals around with animatedly bright eyes. He,tsuyu and fumikage often sat together to discuss about their love for animals. If Shota remembers correctly,his father was an animal activist and mother was housewife.

Next came Rikidou Sato. A boy with a horrifying sweet tooth,in Shota's eyes. He always managed to sneak chocolates and candies every teen minute. It was a wonder how none of teeth have fallen or got cavities. It was a bit dubious how his mother was a dentist and father owned a chocolate company. He nonetheless was sweet and shy as well.

Next was toru Hagakure, who entered with a small book in her hand-a picture book about an invisible man. She was weirdly obsessed with the book. She had green-yelkow hair and a personality that matched Mina's.

Next was Mezou Shoji, a boy with scarred limbs. His previous foster home abusive and Shota,might've accidently broke their car once,or twice...or thrice... without getting caught. Anyways, Shoji was selectively mute but also protective of his friends. Many of the kids have started learning sign language to talk to him. Whenever anyone used sign language to talk to him,he would blush amd reply.

Next was Hanta Sero. He came with a suspicious bag and grin and went directly to kirishima and kaminari. Shota was definitely going to check the bag later. Hanta was a nice kid. He does get in trouble once in a while but he was alright. He wasn't on the problem children list.

Next was Mineta Minoru, a kid with perverted tendencies after he watched too much shinchan and got inspired. He definitely learnt nothing else from tge cartoon. Shota had informed his parents and he was banned from watching the cartoon. He was even in weekly counselling. Shota hoped it works.

Next was Ochako Uraka, brown haired girl. Her parents were in construction work. She was very....business,no,money oriented. She even defeated Shota and yagi in monopoly. Shota knew this kid was going to places in future. She was sweet, helpful but scary when it came to money. She went directly to Iida to talk.

From the corner of his eyes, Shota could see yagi talking to some of the kids. He could also see Mina and Hagakure talking in whispers and giggling while glancing his way. Shota knew he was definitely going to hear a strange rumor about himself.

Next came Midoriya Izuku,Shota's problem child#1. He had green bushy hair and green eyes that seemed to shine
Like emerald? No...with some pleasant magical vibe? In the beginning Shota thought Izuku was a very timid, reserved, and polite boy, frequently overreacting to abnormal situations with exaggerated expressions who gradually matured into a more confident and braver person. But sometimes when he looked at him,there was some mischief in those eyes. Seeing him talking to their principle Nedzu more than once,did not calm Shota. Izuku was a cinnamon roll but he was also a mischief bomb. He was involved in the attempt to murder all the lizards case. Not only that, during any problem,or in Shota's words, disaster, Izuku seemed to be in the centre looking at him with innocent eyes and a crooked smile. His mother was a famous lawyer and his dad was in USA. Shota didn't know what exactly he did...it was something along the lines of... business, gang, cult.... It was as if Izuku knew thay even if he got in trouble he wont be in jail since he knew lawyers and gang people. But he didnt need to. One smile amd everyone who saw it melted instantly. And shota knew he used it to his advantage. Even shota was weak to those skiles and pleading eyes.Back to present now, Izuku waved at shota and yagi with a huge smile,looking as if he saw gods themselves. Then he walked to ktasuki's desk and sat next to him and started talking with a brighter than sun smile. Katsuki,or in izuku's words Kacchan just scoffed buy didn't get angry and even added buts into the conversation with a proud smile. They were soon joined by shoto.

Shota sighed. Time for the school to start.

Chapter Text

First and foremost, was art period. Yagi told all the kids to take out their art supplies while Shota drank his coffee and observed the kids as usual. Today they were going to draw something they liked.

Yagi walked around the room and addin his suggestions and some praises while helping out the kids. Aizawa just strolled around the room silently. He was already sleepy.

Mina and hagakure were giggling and drawing something colourful and vibrant. Shota couldn't make out what it was though sbut it had lots of streamers.

"Sensei, how does it look?"

"It looks...colourful?"

"Whatttt? But I think it's bland. We should add more colours in it,Mina! Sensei must be colorblind"

Denki was making a Pikachu but it looked more like a deranged serial killer in yellow clothes. Shota just huffed at that with a small smile.

Kirishima drew a red coloured bomb?rock? Alien? Oh it was a black and red dragon but with multiple legs.

"Sensei,look I made such a manly drawing with a manly dragon"

"Yes Kirishima,it is a manly drawing."

Aizawa shook his head as he turned towards Iida who had drawn a bullet train. It was too measured and good for a kindergartener.

Uraka,to no one's surprise, had drawn a room full of money with herself in between,wearing sunglasses and looking smug. She was laughing sinisterly while drawing with her tongue out.

Tsuyu has drawn frogs,wearing cool clothes. She had even written their names underneath.

"Sensei,meet arichan, yukichan,Aya chan and stupid chan,kero"

"Its nice to meet them tsu,why don't you make them a home as well?"

Momo had drawn herself drinking tea from a red cup. She even drew little bows in the border amd a Russian doll(a little monstrous looking) in the bottom left corner.

Shouto drew soba and....a broccoli? He also drew some weird red haired thing in the far right corner and...shit on top of it?

"Shoto is that who I think it is?"

""Its his most accurate drawing"

Ojiro had drawn his favourite stuffed toy- a dinosaur with a furry tail?(isn't that wrong,Shota wondered...as far as he knew dinosaus didnt have hairy tails).

Tokoyami had drawn a crow and a shadow and a black heart and black clouds and black road and.... Shota sighed as he saw the almost black paper.

Aoyoma drew a crooked eiffel tower with yellow glitter. He even used glitter on the borders. It was too much glitter for Shota's eyes so he moved forward.

Sero drew a...tape? And a skateboard. And a green mossy plant that Shota was almost sure was weed. He eyed the kid suspiciously. He needed to have a long talk with the kid.

Jirou drew a stage and lights and herself holding a guitar. There was lots of purple and black in the drawing.

Koda drew his pet rabbit and made it wear a flower crown on top. He smiled at Shota when he notices him looking at his drawing.

Satou drew a sweets land with a gingerbread house and chocolate river. The clouds appeared to be made of cotton candy. Even the grass looked like sweets.

Shouji drew a rainbow and his classmates holding hands. Ofcourse it wasn't possible to draw them all so he just drew their hair in a cloud-ish way. Shota smiled slightly at the drawing.

Katsuki drew explosions add TNTs on the border and himself laughing, standing on top of what looked like a broccoli?

What was these kids' obsession with broccoli?

Izuku had drawn Katsuki. Though it looked more like an explosion. When katsuki saw the drawing he glared at izuku with subtle redness in his cheeks.

"You think I am Some stupid thing you can like?" He snarled.

"N- no kacchan, I drew you cause you are cool!"

"Stupid deku, ofcourse I am! I am nothing like the extras in this class."

Shota reminded himself to arrange anger management session for bakugo as he walked away.

"You shouldn't call them extras kacchan...and I am not stupid.."

"I will call them whatever I fuckin want to!"

Izuku gasped, almost mortified.

"Kacchan, thats a no-no word. Auntie mitsuki told you not to use no-no words or else youll have a poopy mouth", izuku says animatedly.

"You gonna snitch on me?"

"What? Ofcourse not!"

Katsuki turned his head away angrily while izuku deflated and started crying.

"Tsk. Such a crybaby...stop crying and I'll give you my chocolates."

As soon as izuku heard bakugou,he beamed and hugged the boy.

Yagi was better at dealing with their emotions so aizawa just went and sat at his seat tiredly drinking coffee from his bottle.