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Skip just got out of the saloon. Drunk out of his mind, he decided to go to his friend’s cottage that was down the dirt road. Skip adjusted his cowboy hat and slowly walked. He noticed that the sun was setting, he walked a bit faster. His tipsy mind was making him walk wonky, he kept hitting into poles and people along the street. Skip then finally got to the cottage after a long walk.. recently he just got back from a duel with his enemy, Sandiction. But skip won and end of story. After we killed that man he celebrated with a drink but drank too hard apparently.. Skip knocked on the wooden door. He saw that the lights were still on, he walked over to the window and knocked on there too.
“ugh.” Jay got up from his couch. Jay passed his kitchen and looked out the window. What the fuck? Jay mumbled to himself. He saw Skip laying down on his porch stairs. “This man..” Jay opened the door and tapped Skip on the shoulder. Jay was still in his police uniform. Skip turned his head around and he slurred his words saying “heyyy jaaayyy… *hicc* could yoouuu let me innn…?” “Jesus Christ skip… you should’ve came earlier.”
Skip took that as a yes and got up almost tripping on his legs. He hugged Jay around.. the waist..? Skip then pushed Jay through the door and kicked it closed with his leg behind him. Skips arms arranged and set his arms on jays shoulders. “Ivveee been waiting for yooouuu..” Skip did a cheeky smile. “What do you think you’re doing? S-Skip I don’t have time for this. Look, your bed is over there on the couch just go to sleep and be on your merry way TOMORROW MORNING.” Skips face turned into a small frown, “awww, can’t your friend just stay for a biitt..?? I really nneeed you rright noww…” skip rested his head on jays shoulder. Jay was absolutely annoyed he pushed skip away to give himself space. He point to the couch, “now!” Skip giggled and snorted “you’re funnyy.. you’re just so demanding aren’t you?” Skip pulled Jay by his collar.
Jay was getting so pissed off, “alright, if this is how you’re gonna play.. Skip. Get the hell out of my house if your just gon— mhmm!!!” Skip kissed Jay on the lips. Jay gasped as Skip pulled away. He looked straight back into skips eyes. “Y-you.. you kissed me?” Jay stood in shock. Skip smiled and laughed. “Look at your stupid face!!” Jays face slowly got pink. “W-why would u do that..” Skip kept wheezing.. his laughter stopped when Jay kissed him back more passionately.
“Mhggmm!” Skip actually kissed back too. Jay could taste his whiskey, he felt drunken with this.. feeling? “Jay… can I-I fuck yyyou now?” Jay blushed looked around, “HUH?! Skip!! You j-just kissed me and and.. we’re not gonna have sex?! And besides, we’re friends.. and you’re so drunk,..” Skip palms jays face “your such a loser.. u could finally lose your virginity.. you want that?” Jay was so pissed off at him “shut up. And also that we’re both men?!” “That doesn’t change anything, boy or girl it’s still the same..”
Jay just looked away, he can’t have a one night stand with his own friend? What if skip leaves him.. or like they stopped talking just because of sex??
Skip then shoved Jay on his couch, “I see that your thinkinggg.. so yes or no?” Skip touched his chest..
Jay was embarrassed by the feeling of another man’s touch.. skips ass was literally sitting on top of his cock. Jay bit down on his bottom lip trying not to make any contact with skips eyes as he looks away from him. He was officially hard now.. the only sex drive he has is skip or himself.. shit but skip looks so hot on top of me.. I could only imagine him humping me.. his ass creamed pied with his own seed.. SHIT JAY. YES OR NO?
He was running all these thoughts in his mind. Skip waited patiently, surprised he hasn’t passed out yet..
“Yes.”
Jay said hesitantly..
Skip quickly unbuttoning off the vest and suit that had his police badge on it. Skip took a long stare at the golden badge.. “hm, well darn it. You’re a sheriff? Can you still be inside me? Isn’t that against the law??” Jay was getting impatient, “s-stop asking questions please..” his breath quickened, “ohh what a bad boy.. going against the law? come onnn sheriff….”
Skip smirked as he dropped the clothes and badge on the floor “aren’t you gonna arrest me??” Skip played with jays nipples. His thumb and pointer finger was pinching and fiddling with them. Jays nipples got hard. Skip looked beneath him and felt that jays pants were tighter than before since he sat on top of him.. Skip cleared his throat and took off his cowboy hat he set it on the small table next to the couch. Skip underneath him unbuckled jays pants he got tailored a while ago. He pulled down his brief.
Jays cock whipped out “ohhh… what a huge penis you have.. no wonder you were so tight under me” Skip blushed lightly.
Skip spat on his hand and began stroking him. His hand played with his tip. Jay moaned into the pleasure this guy was giving him for no reason. “I’ve been thinking about y-you *hic* I’ve always thought of you like this. So pathetic and so fucking pretty under me..” Jay kept moaning out loud. He bucked his hips into the hand that was roped around it.. he pulled skip into a make out session. Skip squeezed the cock he was jerking off to give Jay a little shake in legs. “D-don’t— hah..! T-that hurts..” Skip didn’t listen to him.. they both knew that Jay liked it.. he lived for pain. “What was that? Want me to squeeze your penis more harder? Okay..” skip almost squeezed all the cum out of Jay. Jays pain tolerance was worse than he got stabbed the other day by a burglar.. the pain felt all too good in one place.. “h-harder..” Skip used all his hand strength and squeezed.. “fuck! Keep going.. please..” Skip kept pulsing his hand over and over.. he noticed that precum was leaking.. Skip then sat on jays lap, his cock in front of his clothed crotch. “Hm what if I just..” Skip rubbed his crotch against jays unclothed cock.. “mmm… oh Jay your cock is so big… u love it when I rub mine on yours huh?” Skips pants got wet as kept on rubbing against the cock. Jay was almost close.. “keep going..”
Skip pulled his already unbuckled pants down. He then put his cock and jays cock together and jerked.. jays warm cum was used as lube. “Mm!! Jay!!! Ngghh…~” Skip was obviously exaggerating his moans.. “oh jay yo-you feel so good!!! Ahh~” Skip was still faking his moans trying to be the bigger man.. he moves his hands to be more faster, he felt all of jays veins and twitches.. “I’m g-gonna cum!!” Jay said has he got interrupted by his cock spilling more cum than ever.. “ohh looks like you came.. want me to clean that up for you?.?” Jay never felt like this after enjaculating he apparently felt more harder than before..his asshole was pulsating to be fucked. He couldnt wait anymore!
Jay spat on his two fingers and went down to his entrance and fingered himself with his two fingers. “Ohh fuccckkk..” Skip wasn’t expecting that.. but he went along with it. “Oh looks like I need to do two things.. god since when sheriffs become so sensitive..” Skip laid down on the couch and moved jays hand away from his ass.. he put jays arms to his chest and let him do the work himself.. then skip prepared and relaxed his throat and went down.
He licked the tip first, his tongue move him circles. Jay threw his head back.. he covered his face with his two hands. Jays voice was muffled but he said “mhmm your tongue is so w-warmm..” Skip smirked and licked the base.. he relaxed his throat again. He gawked down. “Hahh..” Jays moans came out as small whimpers.. skip bobbed his head up and down, he started crying from the choking he was doing.. “Skip, b-be careful..” Jay was mostly worried about his safety. Skip kept giving Jay a blowjob.
He looked down to jays ass and slid a finger in.. “FUck!! Keep going!!” Skip chuckled as he fingered his insides .. his fingers scissored to open Jay more. Skip then sat up and moved jays legs up to shoulders, his cock was throbbing and jays was too. “What a cute *hic* view from here.. I can’t believe I’m going to fuck a *hic* sheriff. Let’s hope you don’t arrest me..” Skip still slurred with his words.
He rubbed his cock as he teased the loosen hole he played with. Jays face was sweaty and red as hell. “Jesus Christ just fuck me already!” Skip didnt waste no more time. He went in fast.. “hmmm your ass was just craving to have a penis like mine huh? Is that why you kissed back?” Jay didn’t say anything he knew he was right about him. “God when you’re drunk you can be so humiliatin— ahh shit!” Skip thrust into him, he gave him a lesson to learn. “Why would you— skip please..” Skip moved his hips forward and backward. The room was filled with the skin slapping against eachother.. “mhm that’s what I thought.” Jays body twitched, he looked at Skip.. his thoughts before were wrong.. he was the one being fucked. Holy crap it feels so good.. jays ass tightens around him. He felt skips cock sliding and he felt his veins.. “I-I’m gonna cum again..!” Skip kept moving at the same pace.. jays cock came all over his stomach. “H-holy hell! Skip— Skip keep going please.. I-I need you here with me… cum inside me!!” Skip listened to those words that Jay spoke out to him.
“Haahnngghh.. please please please..” Jay repeated the same words again then he pulled skip in for a kiss. Their lips interlocked, his moans were muffled in the kiss. Jay could still taste his alcohol, their tongues touched. Skip moved his kissing down to his neck. He bit down and sucked at his neck and moved more down to his nipples. He licked and bit like huge a bear. “Hurts..” Skip kept going at his nipples. Jay couldn’t speak anymore, his voice cracked every time he tried to yelled or moaned out skips name.
Skip was so close.. he then “ughh…” Skip came. He came into jays insides, the cum hit this prostate.. jay whines into his hands, he hid his face.. “godddd ff-fuck you..” Skip pulled out slowly as his cock leaked still.
Jays ass was a beautiful sight. What a nice cream pie.. Skip thought to himself. Jays legs twitched and shooken, he tried getting up but his legs were jelly. He decided to keep laying down. His asshole was leaking with semen.. his moans were still going..
his ass finally stopped pulsing and his cock has settled down.. Skip laid down on jays chest and passed out. “Skip?” Jay shook his shoulder, “Skip? You there?” Ugh. Why did I let this happen..