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it was a dark and story night. and john egbert was doing mathematics. and homework. and it was a scary night. and then dave strider appeared. and it was so scary. but dave strider and john egbert are friends. so they played heads down thumbs up. and it was thunder storm. and dave strider was afraid of lightning. so afraid. and john egbert said "Wow dave, you are so scare dof Light ning, thats som impressive, i cnant believe this!"

he could not believe this. dave strirder said " yes john, i am afraid of lightning, like tails the fox, but dont tell anybody" "Ok dave" john said. john said "Dave, coiuld ou help me with my mathematics homwrork, its really hard"

Dave.......................

he did not know : 5+5.

and the lingning flashed outside.

dave said "but john, i dont know maths, its kind of a problem, i need to learn maths,"

John screamed so loud. it scared dave right out of his trousers. and he was pantsed. and it was like herobrine flashed outswide. it was a scary time. and they saw bfdi fans outside, it waw so scary. john egberts #1 fear was battle for dream ilsnad fans. he hates object shows. and dave agreed but he wasnt scared of them. he just thort they wwere really lame and not cool. dave is so cool. hes likes, the coolest/. cool dave,

and then bro strider appeared, and he, said to dave "Hey dave, you remind me of the drawpile impressionism brush", and dave cried, the end of mystory

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it was a dark and stormy night. and john egebert said "Hey dave, hey"! And dave agreed. Jazz starts playing. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1EIfidwAjFvKwc?si=909e514630264de1

They're at an olive garden. Just like in pesterquest.

Dave said "Hey john, why did you take me to this olive garden, its got a lot of questions" he really didnt know. its still storming by the way. and herobrine is watching. and dave is scared out of his pants again. he's pantsed.

john says: "dave......... i have some thing to tell you.........."
"dont be mad.... but...... i watched bfdi 1"

dave cried. david cried. daveonothan cried. it was a heart saddening moment. and there was so meany tears it got the olive garden bread sticks so wet like miserable.

and then aradia showed up.

"christmas is here with caramel dancing" aradia said. "i l0ve bfdi and am 0ne of the caramella girls"

john shat himself and dave cried more
it was a really heartbreaking

then bro strider showed up. he pulled out a gun and shot a warning shjot. "dave strider"

dave yelped

warning fell to the ground with shock in his eyes. betrayal flashes a cross his eyes. he has one thing to say. is that a map? a map of my eyes?

bro strider pulls out a different gun and shoots him seven times

dave says "how did you get that? we're in slough"

bro strider smuggled it in from the us virgin islands

this is the end of my story