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2025-10-22
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2025-10-25
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4/?
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Crack fic of the guys in my school getting freaky

Summary:

Guys in my class get freaky.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1

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They didn’t plan to drug their alpha, but the opportunity arose and why wouldn’t they. Noah, their alpha, is on the bed, squirming his micropenis engorged and red. Mathew and chester are on either side of him. matt, their beta, is already ready to spit roast their precious alpha. chester doesn’t have a single thought in his head, he’s just here because matt planned it. They undress, revealing all their micropenises. But they’ve only been with each other, so they think their teeny weeny dicks are absolutely giant. They start to spit roast Noah, matt fucking his throat and chester weakly thrusting into Noah’s ass. “Alpha good” chester says dumbly. Matthew just pets his dumb little omega while continuing to thrust into Noah’s mouth with his little itty bitty penis. Chester lasts a whole five seconds before he moans a little and finishes, flipping down on the bed while matt continues. Noah is pliant between them, drugged up and aroused. matt also doesn’t last long, but he thinks he does because they’re all so inexperienced and stupid.
When they’re done, they get into a cuddle pile and fall asleep, all drooling on one another while they do. Their drugged up alpha between them, pheromones in the air like curdled milk.

Chapter 2: Preggo chester

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Chester lays one of his hands on his big bulging belly. For once, it’s not because he is fat. It is because Noah and Matt impregnated him like a dumb omega. Noah sets Chester on his big lap and rocks him, shoving some food down his throat to feed him. Then he feels some wetness trickle down his thighs. For once, it isn’t piss. His water broke. He makes a dumb little noise. “Alpha, look, pee pee.” He states. Noah just pets him and shakes his hand. “No, dumb bitch, you’re water broke. Now you have to pop out babies like pimples.”
Matt piped up. “It’s okay stupid omega, it’ll be as easy as pooping out a log of shit.”
Chester makes a dumb sound and pops out the babies right there (his asshole is as stretched out as a hoolahoop.) Noah points at the crying stupid looking shit babies. “Name them toaster and Lego.”
Chester just drools and starts stimming.

Chapter 3

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Lego and toaster are as funny looking as Chester. Some might say they look like the hunchback of notre dame mixed with a Costco sized jug of mayo.
By the age of thirteen, toaster was already mpregnating Lego like a hamster. They like to think of themselves as the real live version of joffery’s parents from game of thrones. They shared a womb, now they share everything. Like their princess pink potty and hello kitty bed.
When Lego pops out their first eight baby’s in one go, he has severe diarrhea and the octuplets get addicted to the taste of shit. Now they form a poly octuplet incest shit club. Yay. They all look like Joffrey from game of thrones. And they love eating their teachers toe nail fungus.

Chapter 4: Worms snacking on wall plaster

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Lego and toasters eighteen children that Lego shit out like poop logs all become very stupid and blue and inbred. A few of them even develop schizophrenia and create a shit incest club.
One of legos shit children lamppost is very tiny and very blue. He decides his grandfather Noah is very very very attractive, despite his itty bitty penis. Since the family is so inbred, they don’t know what a big penis is.
Lamppost gets impregnated by his grandfather Noah and carries all ten of his babies in his big belly.
Noah’s great grandchildren/ children/ great nephews come out very tiny, like blue stupid worms. They love crying and eating the wall plaster as a snack.
Some people with greater intelligence may know that wall plaster isn’t a very healthy snack, but they are very stupid worm babies and know nothing. Just like their whole family.

Notes:

I changed the names of the guys in my class, but definitely based off of them.