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  1. vintango on Chapter 1 Fri 30 Jan 2015 06:56AM UTC

    'tis sad. They'll never know, the world will always think I was just some crazy nazi with a bat that said 'CLUE' on it. ("What is C.L.U.E.? Is it like HYDRA? Why was C.L.U.E. attempting to assassinate Captain America and Sgt. James Buchanan Barnes? These are the questions that the folks wanna hear about, this is what's gonna make the papers sell, got it? We gotta make C.L.U.E. the villain this time round, but Captain America's gonna make everyone feel safe." - J. Jonah Jamieson's spiritual grandfather)

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    1. hitlikehammers on Chapter 1 Fri 30 Jan 2015 05:00PM UTC

      It'll be a mystery for the ages. Historians will henceforth ponder: who was this C.L.U.E.? What did C.L.U.E. want? From whence did C.L.U.E. come? Did C.L.U.E. know things we didn't? Was C.L.U.E. trying to tell us something? Was it aliens? Communists?

      McCarthy'd have a field day.

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      1. vintango on Chapter 1 Fri 30 Jan 2015 06:56PM UTC

        Everyone with half a brain knew it obviously stood for the communist legion of unrepentant evildoers.

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        1. hitlikehammers on Chapter 1 Fri 30 Jan 2015 07:07PM UTC

          I suspect your bat accidentally killed all the half-brained people. Alas. The mystery persists ad infinitum.

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          1. vintango on Chapter 1 Sat 31 Jan 2015 06:23AM UTC

            It'll end up on those non fiction picture books with the bermuda triangle, alien abductions, and ghost haunting sightings.

            It does not matter how, as long as I will be remembered. *dramatically wipes away a Single Tear*

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