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  1. Error: *licks the outside of the wrapped chocolate * .....
    Nightmare: ...kiddo no. You open it first. Like this- *Reaches for chocolate *
    Error: NO! ITS MINE NOW! DONT TAKE IT!

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      1. Error: .....*eats the wrapper too* .... I like this.
        Nightmare: you need to spit that out you'll choke!
        Error: *Spits out a wrapper ball* ..... you still can't have it. It's mine.
        Nightmare: .......

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          1. Error: *happily plays with the wrapper*
            Nightmare: ......*is extremely worried for this toddler*

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              1. Nightmare: ...... alright. I'm your dad now.
                Error: whats a dad?
                Nightmare: me. I'm a dad.

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                  1. Nightmare: I'm the only dad for you. I have more chocolate at home.
                    Error: I've never seen you at home....
                    Nightmare: where do you call home?
                    Error: da white!

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                      1. Error: ... is it also white?
                        Nightmare: in some places but not all of it. There's chocolate and brothers there.
                        Error: wats a brother?

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                          1. Error: oh. I play games with the voices. They aren't very good at playing back. I can pretend they do though!
                            Nightmare: please let me love you, tiny son.

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                              1. Error: *fizzles and crashes from the touch*
                                Nightmare: OH NO DID I JUST KILL MY NEW BABY

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                                  1. Error: * LOADING 38%*
                                    Cross: is he a robot?
                                    Nightmare: I don't think so. Maybe... probably not.

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                                      1. Cross makes a blanket pile for the toddler. Then gets the chocolate from the cabinets.
                                        Nightmare: *watches over the kiddo* ... hey there... you can wake up now.

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                                          1. Error: *slightly confused where he is...... but chocolate!*
                                            Cross: ....wooooooah. he's got a lot of tongues.

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                                            1. Nightmare: Yes, yes he does.

                                              Error: Chocolate!

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                                              1. Error: Mmmmmmmm.....
                                                Nightmare: ... are you hurt? You ...fainted?
                                                Error: I crashed...... *sad boi*

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                                                1. Cross: Like a computer?

                                                  *Cross gives the little toddler more chocolate*

                                                  Error: Mhm..

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                                                  1. Error: I go BEEP sometimes.
                                                    Cross: really? What else?
                                                    Error: I do lots of sounds. ..... more chocolate?
                                                    Nightmare: ... I don't think that's good for him-
                                                    Error: *saddest eyes ever* ....no more...?

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                                                    1. Nightmare: Agh...f-fine, one more.

                                                      Error: Yee! *Happy beeping noises*

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                                                      1. ... ok a toddler error that just beeps in happiness is too damn cute.

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                                                        1. Yes.

                                                          Yes it is.

                                                          *Error noms some more chocolate*

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                                                          1. Nightmare: would you like something else to eat?
                                                            Error: no. I like chocolate.
                                                            Nightmare: how about a bath?
                                                            Error: I like chocolate. ..... wuz a bath?
                                                            Nightmare:: let's try one ok?

                                                            Error hates the water. Bubbles are cool, water not so much.

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                                                            1. Nightmare: Is it warm enough?

                                                              *Error isn't sure what warm is*

                                                              Last Edited Sun 04 Apr 2021 07:14PM UTC

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                                                              1. Error: what's warm?
                                                                Nightmare: ..... I'll teach you.
                                                                Cross: I know lots of facts. I can help.

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                                                                1. *Ngihtmare and Cross begin to pelt the small toddler with facts and theories before he can fully process anything*

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                                                                  1. Error: .... I think my head is gonna break. That's too much to know! How do you know all dat?

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                                                                    1. Cross: I was kept in a laboratory for several years.

                                                                      Nightmare: I read a lot.

                                                                      Error: Too much! Stop reading and being in laboratories!

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                                                                      1. Nightmare: .... thats not something you can just stop....
                                                                        Error: it not? Oh. ...... um........
                                                                        Nightmare: yes?
                                                                        Error: . ....wanna watch my show with me?

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                                                                        1. Nightmare: What show?

                                                                          Error: Unnovellie!

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                                                                          1. Nightmare: ..... can you show me?
                                                                            Error: *summons a window to undernovela* its my fav-or-ite!
                                                                            Nightmare: thats a ...au?
                                                                            Error: looks! Asgoro! *happy kiddo*

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                                                                            1. *Nightmare, Cross and Error end up watching five hours of Undernovela*

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                                                                              1. Error falls asleep after fighting it the last hour. The window closes as he drifts off.

                                                                                Nightmare: cross do you want to get the others? I think they will want to meet the new brother.

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                                                                                1. Cross: I will do that happily!

                                                                                  *Cross runs off to get his brothers as Nightmare silently comments how adorable Error is*

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                                                                                  1. Dust: ..... there's a new baby?
                                                                                    Cross: he is very small and colorful and has some cool magic!
                                                                                    Horror: ..... woah.
                                                                                    Killer: is he with dad?

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                                                                                    1. Cross: Yep, he's with dad! Wanna see him?

                                                                                      Killer and Horror: Yes!

                                                                                      Dust: Is it safe?

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                                                                                      1. Cross: he's like 3....
                                                                                        Dust: Three year olds can be mean! And scary!
                                                                                        Cross: ... he didn’t know what warm was.
                                                                                        Dust: that... doesn't mean he won't be mean...

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                                                                                        1. Cross: Name ONE three year old that's mean.

                                                                                          Dust: Papyrus..

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                                                                                          1. Cross: ...... fair enough.
                                                                                            Dust: ..... toddlers are scary

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                                                                                            1. Cross: you were a toddler once, too.

                                                                                              Dust: And that was when I killed my parents.

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                                                                                              1. Cross: ..... he can barely speak.
                                                                                                Dust: ..... he can't accidentally say his murder plans then.
                                                                                                Cross: *Cant argue with that logic*

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                                                                                                1. Killer and Horror have been playing with Error this entire time.

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                                                                                                  1. Killer: hi!
                                                                                                    Error: HI! This place is weird. There's walls.
                                                                                                    Horror: .... walls are nice

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                                                                                                    1. Error: I never had walls before! How did you get them? Were they expensive? Are they made of chocolate? Do you have chocolate?

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                                                                                                      1. Horror: no chocolate with out dads say so.
                                                                                                        Error: ...why?
                                                                                                        Horror: he is good at taking care of us.
                                                                                                        Killer: you got some cool colors!
                                                                                                        Error: .... my fingers are pretty.

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                                                                                                        1. Killer: Yes, they are!

                                                                                                          Horror: What's your favorite food?

                                                                                                          Error: Chocolate!

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                                                                                                          1. Horror: .... its good but too much will make you puke.
                                                                                                            Error: .... I don't know if I can puke.
                                                                                                            Horror: .... wanna find out? If you stick you hand in your mouth far enough you can puke!

                                                                                                            Nightmare is .... confused when he returns to see error ...eating his arm???

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                                                                                                            1. Error: It not working.

                                                                                                              Horror: Well you're one cool kid.

                                                                                                              Nightmare: What's going on here?

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                                                                                                              1. Horror: trying to see if error can puke.
                                                                                                                Killer: so far nope.
                                                                                                                Nightmare: ..... why?
                                                                                                                Error: cus I never puked before!

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                                                                                                                1. Nightmare: ...I shouldn't question this..I'm not going to question it..

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