so true though. he would probably just sit around being like "i deserve this. i deserve all of it" as he deliberately empties the glitter onto himself.
alternatively, he morosely paints another mural in whatever strange piece of real estate he's occupying and then uses the glitter as materials.
Hey, I love all jokes as long as they're actually funny. I particularly love puns :P
The glitter gets into his eyes and he begins to tear up from the pain but doesn't make any effort to remove it because he deserves it. Not that he'll stop his so obviously awful and stupid plans, no. Because there's definitely not any way to live peacefully. Never, not even a possibility. Not one.
puns are such an underappreciated art form. if i could major in puns i would.
oh god now I'm imagining Solas sitting around covered in glitter pretending to be Oppenheimer: "NOW I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS" as he like avoids the obvious solution of not doing stupid shit. like, dude, there are so many better things you could do with your time than this. even writing fanfiction would be more productive, but no, he's gotta try and rip the world apart
though now i'm thinking about Oppenheimer. he would totally be solas's 1940s aesthetic jfc
Here's a punny joke: Why did the melons get married in a church?
Because they cantaloupe! :D That's my favourite because it's just so dumb.
Solas as a mad scientist in the 40's would just really fit. I imagine Lavellan being a former student of his that now has to try to stop him before he destroys the world, and she uses one of his creations that was thrust upon her to do so.
This would be SUCH a good AU. Can you imagine the clothing??
GOD I CAN SEE IT THOUGH
"goddamn it, Solas, please just stop trying to outdo Teller on the giant bomb thing. just come back to academia with me. i need someone on faculty to supervise research for my Ph.D. and i would rather it be someone i was already having an affair with, and i also don't want the world to be destroyed"
"one, that's unethical. two, i have already started down the path of death, and have sworn my intent on Fermi's eventual grave. i am sorry, my love."
"come on, i'll tell everyone you're a communist if you keep this up"
I might do this. okay. i'm totally doing this. maybe. maybe a one-shot once i get through a few more deadlines on my stupid thesis?? but ugghhhh there is so much to grapple with. like how do you fit elves into 1940s physics because i feel like it would loose some #aesthetic if i like tried to make it a dragon age equivalent of the period, but i also, like, don't want to make them not elves? maybe i just wouldn't mention it?
also what school do i set this at? princeton maybe?? but i know nothing about that place. maybe some weird oxbridge amalgam thing, only in america? an imaginary school? and do i do this post manhattan project because that would be hella ominous. and how many random physicists from that time period can i name drop without it being excessive? Oppenheimer is like my legit history crush so i get, like, really into that stuff, if you can't tell :P
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