If Ahsoka and Rex found out the type of shit that was going on while they were having the most tragic and horrific moment of their lives I can only imagine they'd be disappointed but relatively unsurprised like man idk maybe we should've expected this, General Kenobi did blatantly flirt with General Skywalker on multiple occasions including that one time he stuck an invisible ship in a hangar and was like haha aaaaanakinnnnnn i have a surprise for you two steps forward and you'd be kissing it and then there's the time he faked his death and General Skywalker had a mental breakdown and started chewing on furniture. And Ahsoka's like yeah come to think of it that one time they sparred in front of me and a large audience in the temple and Master Kenobi spanked Anakin with the training saber and then told Anakin he did well at the end and Anakin got a nosebleed. That was kind of weird?????
TWIRLS BURNT HAIR GOT ME I'M SOBBING. It's totally not a fucked up dynamic. not at all. there's absolutely nothing off about this!! YOU'RE SO FUNNY FOR THIS I LITERALLY READ THIS COMMENT BEFORE I WENT TO SLEEP YESTERDAY AND HAD THE IMAGE OF ANAKIN, SITH FOR A TOTAL OF ABOUT A DAY, NOW TURNED TRADWIFE WITH BABIES STRAPPED TO HIS BACK AND FRONT BURNED INTO MY SKULL?? He's making home videos on the sw holo-net equivalent of tiktok like "making dinner for the husband for when he returns home from work <333" and he gets several hate comments from the remaining jedi and republic loyalists and then a bunch of "yes slay" comments from various clones who all have practically the same profile picture except in different colors of armor. all with helmets on. Padme's consolation is Anakin having to raise twins as a literal housewife. She loves him but he needs a dose of reality. And you BET artoo is a bitter bitch towards obi-wan he's literally "accidentally" running into the backs of his knees at every opportunity, "accidentally" loosening his oil valve on his shoes and robes, "accidentally" rolling into the bedroom during sex like he's homophobic towards this man in particular for daring to cut off his favorite horse girl's remaining limbs and then come crawling back like artoo is making him put the work in
Anakin was literally begging for this man to be as freakishly devoted to him as he was to him and then Obi-Wan accidentally found the magic formula by stabbing Palpatine and scooting him into the lava lake with his boot for good measure yk just to make sure he doesn't do something wild and crazy like Somehow Come Back To Life To Terrorize The Galaxy With His Own Authoritarian Genocidal Regime! Again! This man felt horrible about hurting Anakin and then Anakin woke up and Obi-Wan's like what do you mean you're turned on by this. I literally. I literally just had the worst day like I fell to the dark side the one thing I swore I would never do why are you batting your eyelashes at me. Oh well whatever works <33
I'VE SEEN THAT POST like wow Anakin that's embarrassing for you the minute he thought Obi-Wan wanted to join him and be with him he ducked his head smiling like teehee omg really?? So yeah he might be crispier than a waffle fry now and be down a few arms and maybe a few legs but he did get what he wanted in the end!
Mace Windu is probably glaring at Qui-Gon in the force tbh like wowwwwww Qui-Gon look nice job. You introduced the two biggest freaks in the galaxy to each other and then died so they were forced to bond over the trauma of losing you and become obsessed with each other and irreversibly attached. Did that SEEM like a good idea to you at the time or were you just having one of your days
The image of Artoo basically being the kids' uncle is so silly. He's on kid duty whenever Anakin hops into his daily bacta bath. Luke and Leia draw butts on his dome because they think it's funny. artoo is so fucking tired. Obi-Wan is also tired but less so because he may have the worst job ever for the sole purpose of ensuring Anakin and his kids' safety but he does get a very loyal very deranged and loving burnt potato chip out of it and some cute kids via his beloved dead senator pal and said potato chip. Artoo literally just has to babysit and play zen music at night for the kids. Anakin heals better than in-canon so he's not dependent on machines (though he doesn't get the extra vader height because Obi-Wan knows his exact measurements and was not about to add extra inches to those mechno limbs like please he's already taller than me he does not need more leverage)
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