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THE CHOIR
cupcake: guys I miss one direction
slut: real
rickmiser: constance spitting straight facts
raindrop: I’ve never really enjoyed their music
desert: okay Ocean actually shut up nobody asked you
raindrop: Hey!
bitchinski: What is one direction?
rickmiser: what
slut: what
desert: what
raindrop: What
cupcake: …
cupcake: WHAT.
cupcake: ohmygod
slut: i feel like connie’s sobbing
cupcake: ianam
cupcake: do u know who harry styles is?
bitchinski: no??
cupcake: OH MY GOD
cupcake: my world is crumbling
cupcake: mischa can i come over?
cupcake: i need to show u the joys of One Direction
bitchinski: sure
bitchinski: fake parents arent home
cupcake: im on my way
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slut: guys its been 7 hours do u think connie is still showing him 1D stuff
raindrop: Probably.
raindrop: She’s obsessed with them
rickmiser: do u guys remember when we were in like 5th grade and she wrote larry stylinson fanfics
slut: BYE I REMEMBER THAT
raindrop: I will never forget that
slut: she was obsessed with that one mafia harry fic too
desert: i wish i knew 5th grade connie ohmygod this is hilarious
bitchinski: …
slut: MISCHA
slut: HI
bitchinski: youre insecure
bitchinski: dont know what for
cupcake: update: i have successfully made Mischa a 1D fan!!
bitchinski: i love louis
bitchinski: oi oii
bitchinski: fookin avacados
rickmiser: oh my god he’s quoting louis tomlinson
slut: uh oj
bitchinski: i hate simon cowell
bitchinski: he treated tjem so badly
bitchinski: i love one direction
desert: whats ur fav song by them?
bitchinski: kiss you
slut: average mischa w
bitchinski: i love one direction
cupcake: we are currently printing out pictures of one direction and hanging them on mischas wall!
rickmiser: wait till mischa finds out abt 5sos
bitchinski: whats 5sos
cupcake: …
slut: oh god.
raindrop: It’s 11pm
raindrop: Why are you all still awake?
raindrop: And Connie why are you still at Mischa’s house?
bitchinski: one direction
bitchinski: connie is now telling me about 5sos
bitchinski: michael is hot
slut: cultured