Ten out of Ten and Counting
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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Malfoys get what they want. And so, when Magical Decree 25.2354 passes, they naturally assume Draco will receive a suitable match. Technically, they're not wrong.
Or, the Ten out of Ten prologue from Draco's POV. Set on the evening he receives the news.
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- Part 2 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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It’s been an astoundingly shitty 36 hours. Granger decided to cap off their first kiss by telling him that she’d found a fucking loophole. Which meant that Draco got to top her by admitting that he’d knowingly subjected her to a core bond. Not to be outdone, Granger decided to get even by fooling around with some random Muggle bloke. Now, all they’re left with is a blank slate. And not in a good way.
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A Ten out of Ten interlude set in the late morning of Day 10, after Nilly visits Hermione’s room and before Gemma calls. And most importantly, before Draco's through-the-door-apology.Series
- Part 3 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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“Are you saying you want to consummate?” Malfoy asked. The shock might have been the first genuine expression she’d seen on his face.
“I’m saying I want to get this over with.”
“By consummating?”
He seemed to take her tense silence for assent, and one brow arched up. “Right now?”
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A Ten out of Ten AU in which the only thing Hermione wants to do less than shag Draco Malfoy is spend the next twelve days, two hours, and fourteen minutes dreading it. Too bad neither of them has the full story.Series
- Part 4 of Ten out of Ten and Counting